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Speaker 1: Brooking Jebels second data dates, We got an email from

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Speaker 1: one of our listeners named Mary. She told us a

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Speaker 1: getting a call back. Wow, it's like the first person

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Speaker 1: with like some self realization on the phone with us,

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Speaker 1: Like what's going on? I don't know exactly what that means,

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Speaker 1: That's when you went to Yeah, Mary, why did you

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Speaker 1: do it? Okay? I think there's a lot of other

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Speaker 1: things that could have happened there. Are you using this

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Speaker 1: time as your one call from the police station? Okay, No,

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Speaker 1: it's really not like that. Yeah, that's what all guilty

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Speaker 1: people say. Huh, what's the real story, Mary? What happened?

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Speaker 1: He is such a good guy. I'm feeling awful about

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Speaker 1: it because I've been on so many dates before where

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Speaker 1: it's like it was their fault why we didn't have

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Speaker 1: any more dates, But this one is all me. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: it's that obvious. Okay, Wait, wait back up. Where'd you

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Speaker 1: meet this guy? We met on Tinder? His name's Adam. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and I have to say that when you're doing the

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Speaker 1: swipes and things like that, I know your human nature

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Speaker 1: reaction is to definitely swipe right onto all the hot guys. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I think that's what Tinder is for. But Adam's not

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Speaker 1: like super good looking. But that's okay. Is that what

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Speaker 1: you told him? And that's why you know that he's

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Speaker 1: no no no no. I've just I've swiped right on

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Speaker 1: tons of hot guys before and they're just really self obsessed.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm gonna swipe and I'm not so good

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Speaker 1: looking guy. Oh wow, that actually makes sense. She's not

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Speaker 1: gonna want anything to do with me. Yeah, that's a

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Speaker 1: good strategy. But the ugs, like, there's no risk there. Absolutely,

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Speaker 1: you guys, he's saying he's ugly, he's just not like

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Speaker 1: maybe he has stronger attributes other than his looks. It's

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Speaker 1: kind of like Ed Sheeran, he's not awful but not okay. Well,

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Speaker 1: but there are a lot of men out there that

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Speaker 1: once you actually get to know their personality, they're eighty

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Speaker 1: times more attractive. So what was it? Like? What did

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Speaker 1: you guys do? We did a dancing lesson? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: hot guy would never be down for something like that, exactly,

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Speaker 1: kind of fun exactly. So what kind of dancing lesson

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Speaker 1: did you guys do? We did a little swing dancing

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Speaker 1: like a little um who is that Brian Sesser or something,

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Speaker 1: or like you know, you know, swing dancing. Yeah, welcome

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Speaker 1: back tonighten. Sorry, we're not up to date on our

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Speaker 1: famous swing dancers here. So but how did the swing

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Speaker 1: dance class go? Was it fun? It was a lot

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Speaker 1: of fun. Like they teach you some basic moves because

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Speaker 1: you get to switch a bunch of partners, Oh that

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Speaker 1: was the fun part. Okay, you gotta take a break

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Speaker 1: from boring old looking Adam and got to look at

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Speaker 1: some really hot guys. It's like swiping right in real life. Yes,

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Speaker 1: and you know it was great because everybody's got like

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Speaker 1: different levels. And I even danced with this show eighty

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Speaker 1: year old guy. Oh, adorable guys. So that's great. But

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Speaker 1: what about poor Adams? Remember you're dating Adam here? When

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Speaker 1: did you screw it all up? That's what I want

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Speaker 1: to know. Okay, I'll get to that. But here's the

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Speaker 1: one thing, and this is why I really liked him.

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Speaker 1: It's because after I danced with that eighty year old guy,

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Speaker 1: great so far. So wait that you ended up at

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Speaker 1: trying to make sure we're getting it straight. Adam's place,

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Speaker 1: So I'm still not hearing what's the bad part of

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Speaker 1: Oh no, that could be perceived as something else. I'm

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Speaker 1: just says, first thing I would think, like, what the heck?

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Speaker 1: It's been like two days, okay, and so are you

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Speaker 1: can explain what happened? No, no, no, I'm just looking

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Speaker 1: we're gonna call Adam for you, Mary, and we'll play

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Speaker 1: in the morning. Second date update. If you're just tuning

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Speaker 1: in for today's second date update, we're on the phone

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Speaker 1: with Mary. She went out with a guy named average Adam.

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Speaker 1: She told us not very good looking, but she kind

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Speaker 1: what I like? Ok Now, Mary's worried that he's not

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Speaker 1: no explanation. Now, Mary, we're gonna call Adam and how

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Speaker 1: right now and get some answers for you. Ready, yes,

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Speaker 1: thank you? All? Right? Here we go? Hello? Hi, can

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Speaker 1: I speak to Adam please. Yeah, who's this. Hey, it's

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Speaker 1: your morning wake up call, Adam. Good morning. I'm on

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Speaker 1: the do not Spam list. Oh no, this isn't a

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Speaker 1: spam call, Adam. Are you satisfied with your current healthcare provider?

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Speaker 1: It's not a spam call, Adam. What's going on? Hey, Adam? Sorry,

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Speaker 1: this is young Jeffrey from the radio show Brooken Jewel

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Speaker 1: in the Morning. Do you have a minute to talk

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Speaker 1: with us? Wow radio? Yes, it's an old fashioned device

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Speaker 1: what do you want? Well, actually work calling on behalf

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Speaker 1: You met on tender one thing late to the next.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like everything went great. It was until it wasn't.

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Speaker 1: And at what point wasn't it? I mean, she really

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Speaker 1: doesn't know. I find that hard to believe. Ye is

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Speaker 1: there something about Mary? Oh my god, Jeffrey, you put

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Speaker 1: in did you do that on her? I'm sorry? Is

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Speaker 1: there something about Mary that bothered you? I don't know

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Speaker 1: what you guys are laughing about. I don't get it.

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Speaker 1: It's fine, don't worry, don't worry. Worry, But that's not

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Speaker 1: the whole point is. Mary wants to know the reason

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Speaker 1: a really really good time with you, and the fact

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Speaker 1: I think she knows why I'm not calling her back.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to embarrass her, Okay, I don't think

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Speaker 1: there could be some like really terrible information she finds

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Speaker 1: out about herself. Like she's very aware of the consequences here.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why she's trying to get a hold

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Speaker 1: Mary Mary. Yes, that's a little bit early, but Adam,

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Speaker 1: That's what it was. Listen, I was in the bed.

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Speaker 1: there might have been like a little bit wait what wait?

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Speaker 1: What did you just say? Only because I had drank

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Speaker 1: I feel so dirty. Why are you doing this? Mary? Mary?

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Speaker 1: Adam was right, why are you ashamed? Like? What is

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Speaker 1: What have you doing? Run? Never call this guy again.

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Speaker 1: I was just like a little bit, like a tiny

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Speaker 1: I'm so disgusted. I was. It was gross. A couple

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Speaker 1: I'm just as disgusted now. And it wasn't a little

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Speaker 1: It was a Jackson Pollock. Stop stop with the visuals. People,

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Speaker 1: just burn the sheets, take the maddress to the dove.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's all so disgusting. Mary, How can

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Speaker 1: apologize for it. What am I gonna do? Like pick

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Speaker 1: up my underwear? Ellen? Can I have your sheets? All?

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Speaker 1: I'm at it? Like no? Or am I gonna stay?

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Speaker 1: Let me do your boundary? I know we just met. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: a little bit is too much, I think, Mary. Do

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Speaker 1: you guys need to listen to me, Like we connected, Adams,

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Speaker 1: Did we not connect? Like? Think about when we were dancing,

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Speaker 1: was like a short list. Enough of the descriptors, Please

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Speaker 1: just ask them, ask them, Jeffrey and I can't do

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Speaker 1: this anymore, Adam. You know, in some cultures, I think

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be thinking about her going in my bed? Oh?

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Speaker 1: How do you think this is salvageable? Did I hear you? Adam?

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Speaker 1: I wasn't even there, and I can't get the image

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Speaker 1: Almy will work it out. We'll do it like dancing

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Speaker 1: lesson number two. It will be so good dancing lesson

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