1 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:07,960 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's coming out with the adult 2 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:11,559 Speaker 1: version of the kid's toy, the slinky. He calls it 3 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:17,520 Speaker 1: the pinky, and it definitely goes down the stairs one 4 00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:22,720 Speaker 1: step at a time. I want to I'll do a 5 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:26,480 Speaker 1: live demonstration with Laser Stories, the segment where we read 6 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:28,880 Speaker 1: weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, 7 00:00:28,920 --> 00:00:31,880 Speaker 1: except we've got a laser and those other stinky pinkies 8 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:37,120 Speaker 1: just don't. This first laser story is out of Crowley, Louisiana. 9 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:40,720 Speaker 1: Twenty six year old Chloe Barnswell was craving her favorite 10 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:44,440 Speaker 1: guilty fast food pleasure, which was none other than Taco 11 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:49,480 Speaker 1: Bell So good. Even though it was pretty windy out, 12 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:51,680 Speaker 1: she took her SuPAR roo a few miles away and 13 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:54,360 Speaker 1: got in line at the drive through. As she was 14 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:57,400 Speaker 1: sitting there, she noticed that the wind was getting stronger, 15 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:02,560 Speaker 1: and soon enough, Chloe found herself in a full blown storm. 16 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:05,000 Speaker 2: It's a tornado of tacos. 17 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:08,560 Speaker 1: That's when the unthinkable happened. As she was sitting in 18 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:12,000 Speaker 1: her car, the very large glowing Taco Bell sign on 19 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:15,479 Speaker 1: top of the building blew right off and landed right 20 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:19,800 Speaker 1: on top of Chloe's roof. She care. 21 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:20,480 Speaker 2: Yeah. 22 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:24,600 Speaker 1: Other bystanders tried to help, but Chloe was trapped inside, 23 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:27,720 Speaker 1: so EMTs were on site pretty fast, and after some 24 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:30,679 Speaker 1: quick work by the fire department using the jaws of life, 25 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:35,200 Speaker 1: Chloe was freed from her Taco Bell prison and was 26 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:39,560 Speaker 1: sent to a nearby hospital, where doctors determined, miraculously she 27 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:40,360 Speaker 1: wasn't injured. 28 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:44,240 Speaker 3: Do you treat that as like a literal sign that 29 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:45,360 Speaker 3: maybe you need to cut back? 30 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:50,400 Speaker 1: That's when the local newspaper reporting on the events had 31 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:54,440 Speaker 1: this headline, Taco Bell almost kills lady with cravings. 32 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:57,680 Speaker 2: Ah, yeah, I mean literally. Yeah. 33 00:01:57,800 --> 00:02:01,360 Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of Salt Lake City, Utah. 34 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:03,920 Speaker 1: Wouldn't it be great if you could part traffic like 35 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:05,840 Speaker 1: the Red Sea and get to work in like half 36 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:06,200 Speaker 1: the time. 37 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:09,280 Speaker 3: I'm always so jealous of the motorcycles that can cut 38 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:13,280 Speaker 3: lanes like split lanes like that, and like kind I'm 39 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:14,680 Speaker 3: too scared to ride on one of those, but it 40 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:15,760 Speaker 3: looks great. Yeah. 41 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:17,919 Speaker 1: That was happening to a thirty nine year old woman 42 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:21,880 Speaker 1: named Susan Bengo. She was driving around in her black 43 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:25,560 Speaker 1: Dodge Charger that she recently purchased at auction, and everywhere 44 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:27,680 Speaker 1: she went, people in front of her kept pulling over 45 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:28,880 Speaker 1: and just letting her pass. 46 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:32,280 Speaker 3: Whoa people like, sometimes I think a car is a 47 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:34,600 Speaker 3: cop behind me, you know, when it's not the time, 48 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:38,680 Speaker 3: you know, especially like any sort of white suv like that. 49 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:41,120 Speaker 1: That was kind of the idea at first glance. Maybe 50 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:43,600 Speaker 1: it kind of looked like she was driving a police car. Yeah, 51 00:02:43,639 --> 00:02:45,480 Speaker 1: but it didn't have any markings on it or any 52 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:48,960 Speaker 1: lights on her roof, so she was baffled till later 53 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,680 Speaker 1: that night she was watching the local news and right 54 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:55,960 Speaker 1: there on the screen was her exact car, but her car. 55 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:58,679 Speaker 1: The video showed her making a left turn at a 56 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:00,919 Speaker 1: street light, and if you looks close enough, you could 57 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:03,400 Speaker 1: actually see her in the window driving. 58 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:05,080 Speaker 2: What someone took a video for her, and she's on 59 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:05,800 Speaker 2: the news, and. 60 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:08,760 Speaker 1: Then the bad news. The Salt Lake City Police said, 61 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:12,960 Speaker 1: this woman is using her car to impersonate a police cruiser. 62 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:16,040 Speaker 2: But there's no markings. 63 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:19,440 Speaker 3: He said, I know that they'd drive chargers sometimes, but right. 64 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:21,680 Speaker 1: So it absolutely was not true. But she still went 65 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:23,519 Speaker 1: outside where her car was parked to do a full 66 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:26,640 Speaker 1: inspection and that's when she found out whoever owned it 67 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:30,480 Speaker 1: before her had her fog lights modified from clear to 68 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:31,639 Speaker 1: red and blue. 69 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:38,040 Speaker 2: I think they're pretty big on a charger. 70 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:41,240 Speaker 1: When you make matters worse, they'd start flashing when you drove, 71 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:44,360 Speaker 1: so it absolutely looked like an unmarked cop car. 72 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:49,480 Speaker 2: What do you do? Do you call and turned yourself injured? 73 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:51,600 Speaker 3: You go and drive the car into a lake and 74 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:53,000 Speaker 3: act like it wasn't you ever? 75 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:56,240 Speaker 1: Well, Susan could have faced charges for impersonating an officer, 76 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:58,400 Speaker 1: but she immediately turned. 77 00:03:58,160 --> 00:04:00,560 Speaker 2: Herself in Oh, she did the right thing, and. 78 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:03,320 Speaker 1: Cops determined it really was just an innocent mistake. So 79 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:04,280 Speaker 1: no way, dude. 80 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:06,520 Speaker 3: I would have just changed the lights back to clear 81 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:08,400 Speaker 3: and act like I don't know what you're talking about. 82 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:12,360 Speaker 1: That she already did get her lights removed. Okay, go 83 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:18,040 Speaker 1: this next Lazer stories out of Slothville. Did you spend 84 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:22,360 Speaker 1: last weekend just lying on the couch watching football? Yes? Yes, 85 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:25,640 Speaker 1: and yes. If so, you might be the perfect candidate 86 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:30,040 Speaker 1: for this next competition. It's happening in the village of Bresna, 87 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:32,719 Speaker 1: which is in southeastern Europe, and the town holds a 88 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:36,480 Speaker 1: bizarre annual contest where competitors hope to earn the coveted 89 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:42,240 Speaker 1: title of laziest Citizen. I can win it. You guys 90 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:42,920 Speaker 1: are my friends. 91 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:45,039 Speaker 2: I know you have faith. There's a town that takes 92 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:49,120 Speaker 2: pride in this. Jose move. Immedia found your people. 93 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:53,560 Speaker 1: They've been doing this for the last twelve years. It 94 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:55,839 Speaker 1: started as a way to mock a myth that the 95 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:58,040 Speaker 1: village is just full of lazy people. 96 00:04:58,200 --> 00:04:59,960 Speaker 3: Oh that's funny, So you're going to mock it by 97 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:02,880 Speaker 3: actually being lazy. 98 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:06,719 Speaker 1: Lean In this year, there's seven remaining contestants who've been 99 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:10,520 Speaker 1: lying down on mats for more than twenty straight days. Yeah, 100 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:14,640 Speaker 1: I go and counting twenty days. They've already smashed last 101 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:17,120 Speaker 1: year's record that was set of one hundred and seventeen 102 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:18,960 Speaker 1: straight hours. 103 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:21,920 Speaker 3: My man, you call the police department in that town, 104 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:25,120 Speaker 3: They're like, sorry, our one officers, actually. 105 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:28,000 Speaker 2: He's not a mat right now, can't help you. 106 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:30,560 Speaker 1: The thing is, you can play on your phone or 107 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:33,240 Speaker 1: your laptop. You can eat, drink and read while you're 108 00:05:33,279 --> 00:05:36,279 Speaker 1: doing this. Basically, you get everything you need to do 109 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:38,520 Speaker 1: to do absolutely nothing. 110 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:43,440 Speaker 2: Can you stand up ever, in stretch or do any exercise. 111 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,320 Speaker 1: No, you have to be lying down, but you can 112 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:46,880 Speaker 1: do anything during that time. 113 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:49,240 Speaker 2: I feel like I do this before a lazy weekend. 114 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:50,840 Speaker 1: I go to the store, I make sure I have food, 115 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:52,120 Speaker 1: I get toilet paper. 116 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:54,480 Speaker 2: Our bedpants sells through the room in that town. 117 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:58,599 Speaker 1: The thing is they get ten minute bathroom breaks, but 118 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:01,600 Speaker 1: those only happen every eight hours, so you got to 119 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:04,640 Speaker 1: hold it. There's no way I could do that. Last 120 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:07,000 Speaker 1: we heard they made it through twenty three days so 121 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:10,760 Speaker 1: far with no end in sight. Oh my god. And 122 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:15,240 Speaker 1: the winner gets about one thousand dollars plus bragging rights 123 00:06:15,279 --> 00:06:17,120 Speaker 1: as the laziest citizen. 124 00:06:17,279 --> 00:06:19,120 Speaker 2: Which is probably they're going. I don't know if it's 125 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:22,120 Speaker 2: cute anymore. Yeah, I think you've gone too far. Guys 126 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:24,000 Speaker 2: with the mocking jokes. You're famous. 127 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:27,440 Speaker 1: They walk around like, oh my god, that's the laziest citizen. Yeah, 128 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:31,479 Speaker 1: this next Lazer story is out of love town. I 129 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:33,359 Speaker 1: haven't been here in a while. Most of us have 130 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:36,559 Speaker 1: gone through this before. After a breakup, is it better 131 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:40,039 Speaker 1: to start dating again right away? Or should you take 132 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:43,840 Speaker 1: some time to be alone you're supposed to? 133 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:48,560 Speaker 2: I mean, isn't dating and being alone kind of the 134 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:49,039 Speaker 2: same thing. 135 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:52,640 Speaker 1: Well, you know, it might depend on how long you 136 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:56,360 Speaker 1: were together with that person, where you are in your 137 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:59,839 Speaker 1: life currently, but in general. A recent publication pulled thirty 138 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:04,520 Speaker 1: thousand people and most said do not start dating right away? 139 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:08,760 Speaker 2: Well, like, if you're serious, like up is fine? 140 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:12,800 Speaker 1: Right, like exactly, Yeah, that's different. I mean invite over 141 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:15,080 Speaker 1: the polo team for like a party. 142 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:19,040 Speaker 2: Sure you're not going to serious? Yeah exactly, thank you 143 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:20,160 Speaker 2: Jeffrey for understands. 144 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:23,800 Speaker 1: Seventy two percent said you should wait a while, while 145 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:28,680 Speaker 1: only nine percent say start dating immediately, and then eighteen 146 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:32,120 Speaker 1: percent said of course they aren't sure what. 147 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:34,440 Speaker 3: They are. 148 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:36,320 Speaker 2: All those eight percent to sign up for the next 149 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:37,160 Speaker 2: poll just angry? 150 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:39,840 Speaker 1: Yeah right. Men are twice as likely as women to 151 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:43,200 Speaker 1: say just get back out there. Also, ten percent of 152 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:46,160 Speaker 1: us think new relationships that start right away tend to 153 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:48,920 Speaker 1: be more successful than the one you just got out of. 154 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:51,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, hopefully you're taking a step up, but. 155 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:53,560 Speaker 1: They can also help you forget about the person that 156 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:54,800 Speaker 1: you were just with and move on. 157 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:58,520 Speaker 2: Quicker read that absolutely, but again that's hooking up right Yeah. 158 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:03,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, speaking of moving on, I gotta say I'm a 159 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:05,360 Speaker 1: little tired this morning because I had to deal with 160 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:08,640 Speaker 1: this guy on the phone last night. Turns out a 161 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:12,119 Speaker 1: Jimmy cho broke his heart and stole his debit card. 162 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:15,440 Speaker 1: He's not sure if he'll ever get over it. Personally 163 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:18,600 Speaker 1: or financially. Wow boy, So if you know a rebok 164 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:22,080 Speaker 1: he can rebound with, hook him up. That Soundings Laser 165 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:23,640 Speaker 1: Stories has come to an end for the day. We'll 166 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:25,880 Speaker 1: do it again, same time on Wednesday.