WEBVTT - Episode 137: 61 Percent 0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:03.920 Gambling was something that I did. 0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:06.920 This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble. 0:00:07.160 --> 0:00:10.799 One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table. 0:00:10.880 --> 0:00:13.880 A podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love 0:00:13.920 --> 0:00:14.560 of gambling. 0:00:14.600 --> 0:00:16.320 One bet, another bet, another bet. 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:20.360 Without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward. 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:23.440 It's easy to have a scapegoat And now joined by 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:27.120 bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics. Got I 0:00:27.240 --> 0:00:32.360 have friends. Here's Dan Patrick, Here we go. It's it's 0:00:32.400 --> 0:00:34.880 time to play. Dan Patrick takes a gamble. We have 0:00:35.360 --> 0:00:39.240 firmly established dinner plans with Shay and his wife at 0:00:39.280 --> 0:00:42.959 my house and planning the menu as we speak. I'm 0:00:43.080 --> 0:00:46.479 very excited, Danny. What is what are the options for 0:00:46.520 --> 0:00:49.400 the menu? I that's not how it works. This is 0:00:49.520 --> 0:00:52.120 just it's a menu. You come in and we only 0:00:52.200 --> 0:00:56.360 are doing one menu. No special orders. No, the whole 0:00:56.360 --> 0:00:57.160 thing is special. 0:00:57.480 --> 0:00:58.760 You don't tell John George. 0:00:58.920 --> 0:01:03.480 Yeah, you don't go over to Guy Fieri's place and say, 0:01:03.560 --> 0:01:06.279 you know what, I'd like to hold the pickles. No, Actually, 0:01:06.280 --> 0:01:10.399 Gordon Ramsey, we don't do beat Bobby fly. That doesn't happen. 0:01:10.880 --> 0:01:13.360 It's just going to be a well thought out, well 0:01:13.440 --> 0:01:16.640 crafted And are you going to have coloring books for 0:01:16.680 --> 0:01:20.520 the kids. We're not doing kids. No, no, no, that's 0:01:20.959 --> 0:01:26.280 bring my nanny. Do you have enchiladas? No, we have 0:01:26.360 --> 0:01:29.160 one thing on the menu, like we have a one meal. 0:01:29.400 --> 0:01:32.560 She'll be no appetizers, there's no no. 0:01:32.720 --> 0:01:34.960 It's we're going to treat it like it's you know, 0:01:35.000 --> 0:01:38.679 they're coming over and it's you know, a couple of people. 0:01:38.800 --> 0:01:41.640 Not how many cases of wine? I am you? I 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:46.559 am for your wife. There's some chardonnay that's already on ice. Good. 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:47.640 So I'm just saying it. 0:01:48.000 --> 0:01:49.920 She oysters are an aphrodisiac. 0:01:51.080 --> 0:01:59.400 We don't I don't need Okay, hey Larry, Hey, Yeah, 0:01:59.440 --> 0:02:01.760 So she and his wife are coming over next week, 0:02:02.080 --> 0:02:03.760 and uh, we're gonna have a meal. 0:02:04.720 --> 0:02:06.120 That's awesome. You'll enjoy it. 0:02:06.280 --> 0:02:09.080 Yeah, Virgin Expedition. Never been there before. Now, if you 0:02:09.160 --> 0:02:12.960 want to bring your kids over, I'm just saying, I 0:02:13.000 --> 0:02:16.800 saw how they behaved at your place. Yeah, and I 0:02:16.840 --> 0:02:19.359 got a I got a dog that's gonna be running around. 0:02:20.520 --> 0:02:23.119 I just you know, dog could be in trouble. Yeah, 0:02:23.160 --> 0:02:26.120 I know. The baby could yeah hurt. I know. But 0:02:26.160 --> 0:02:28.320 I'm just saying, if if you want to bring your 0:02:28.440 --> 0:02:30.840 kids my wife would never say, don't bring your kids. 0:02:31.160 --> 0:02:35.040 What's the vibe? Though, Danny, walk take my shoes off? Like, 0:02:35.080 --> 0:02:38.600 what's the deal when I walk in the door. You 0:02:38.639 --> 0:02:40.600 don't have to, but you want me to take my 0:02:40.600 --> 0:02:42.480 shoes off. You don't have to, you want me to, 0:02:42.800 --> 0:02:46.320 Like you're gonna wear birkenstocks or you're gonna the roommate 0:02:46.520 --> 0:02:50.240 probably slippers. I would never wear burkingstocks. Danny an American, 0:02:50.320 --> 0:02:53.080 and I believe in capitalism. So all right, so you 0:02:53.120 --> 0:02:56.800 know what, I just you be. You come over interesting 0:02:56.840 --> 0:02:59.600 as I did, and I at your place, I just 0:02:59.680 --> 0:03:04.600 be dominated. Yeah, did dominate? Did not respect anything? Did not? 0:03:05.480 --> 0:03:08.880 I respected the roommate, but I dominated. I respect me. 0:03:09.120 --> 0:03:13.239 I did not. It was if he wasn't there that day. Yeah, 0:03:14.200 --> 0:03:17.920 that's really funny. Hey once again. Oh you're so cute, 0:03:18.320 --> 0:03:26.280 You're funny. Yes, I'll have another beer please. Okay, here 0:03:26.320 --> 0:03:30.959 we go recapping Bad Larry. You didn't win anything last week, 0:03:31.240 --> 0:03:32.520 but you didn't lose anything. 0:03:34.920 --> 0:03:38.119 Oh I got miscalculated. I thought I was six and four. 0:03:38.320 --> 0:03:45.000 Okay, why why? Why is it every goddamn week? Ray? 0:03:45.720 --> 0:03:47.400 Did Bad Larry go six and four? 0:03:48.000 --> 0:03:49.040 You went five and five? 0:03:50.800 --> 0:03:54.080 Which game do i'd have wrong. Then I lost both. 0:03:54.120 --> 0:03:57.800 Thursday night the Saints in Boston College. Yeah, I went 0:03:57.800 --> 0:04:01.200 three and two. On Saturday, I won Miami, I won 0:04:01.240 --> 0:04:03.920 the over in South Carolina, won l s U. I 0:04:03.960 --> 0:04:07.680 lost Rutgers in Iowa. And then Sunday I had the Eagles, 0:04:07.680 --> 0:04:09.720 the Colts and over the Ravens. 0:04:09.960 --> 0:04:13.320 I have you losing Boston College? Yeah, the Eagles covered 0:04:13.440 --> 0:04:17.839 Rutgers Iowa, and I had you Saints. 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:20.560 Say, aren't you kidding? 0:04:20.560 --> 0:04:26.080 You're right, You're right, You're right, You're fucking right. 0:04:26.160 --> 0:04:28.760 L Ray, Thank you. Ray. 0:04:29.080 --> 0:04:31.040 All you have to do is tambula helping Lay. I'm 0:04:31.080 --> 0:04:31.960 helping him, checking the work. 0:04:32.000 --> 0:04:34.359 Roight ngrats Larry, you won, you won this one. 0:04:34.320 --> 0:04:38.480 Okay, all right, thank you guys. Larry had plus plus ten. 0:04:39.160 --> 0:04:42.160 Dylan lost two units. He's mine seven seventeen and a half. 0:04:42.279 --> 0:04:42.919 Good week for me. 0:04:42.960 --> 0:04:45.840 Actually, Shaye won two units. You're up one and a 0:04:45.839 --> 0:04:51.760 half units. Okay. Uh. This week's Diego Pavia Award goes 0:04:51.800 --> 0:04:55.000 to Dylan once again for for yeah. 0:04:54.760 --> 0:04:55.960 Four and four in a row. 0:04:56.160 --> 0:04:58.320 Yeah uh you Uh? 0:04:58.400 --> 0:05:00.480 Indiana game waster Nebraska. 0:05:01.800 --> 0:05:06.440 You had Nebraska money line over Indiana just missed that. 0:05:06.760 --> 0:05:10.000 East Carolina just missed the money line over Army. 0:05:11.000 --> 0:05:12.960 I seem that seems like I deserved that one. 0:05:13.120 --> 0:05:17.599 Uh man, I had Chiefs money line against the forty 0:05:17.680 --> 0:05:18.320 nine ers. 0:05:18.800 --> 0:05:22.760 Okay, it was like even money fucking mahomes dude. 0:05:22.960 --> 0:05:25.919 And then uh say goodbye to the Mets futures. So 0:05:26.000 --> 0:05:29.000 that's yeah, and then we'll get to the World Series 0:05:29.000 --> 0:05:32.560 coming up, bad Larry. So we recapped. So he went 0:05:32.640 --> 0:05:36.679 six and four, Sammy p He won his college football 0:05:36.760 --> 0:05:40.960 bet and he lost his two NFL bets. I'm starting 0:05:40.960 --> 0:05:44.960 to fade, Sammy. I am sweet. I really like him. 0:05:45.480 --> 0:05:49.160 I just don't want to take his advice in gambling. Dude, dude, 0:05:49.400 --> 0:05:52.039 he will end the year plus money. Yeah, I will 0:05:52.120 --> 0:05:53.600 tell you that right now. He will end the year 0:05:53.600 --> 0:05:54.080 plus money. 0:05:54.080 --> 0:05:56.159 It's easy to cherry pick thing. That's what happens to me. 0:05:56.240 --> 0:05:57.320 Everyone looks at all my. 0:05:57.320 --> 0:06:03.400 Losses, yes we did it, or all the winners pick 0:06:04.279 --> 0:06:07.520 a Nebraska every once in a while, Shay, anything stand out? 0:06:07.560 --> 0:06:10.000 You want to recap here? Anything you got screwed on. 0:06:10.880 --> 0:06:14.120 Uh yeah, I got screwed on the Ravens Bucks game 0:06:14.400 --> 0:06:16.640 over forty nine and a half. Got screwed there. But 0:06:16.680 --> 0:06:20.360 I got screwed on the Bucks in general. Just what happened? Like, 0:06:20.480 --> 0:06:21.760 what the fuck happened? 0:06:21.760 --> 0:06:23.280 The fact that they got that to a ten point 0:06:23.320 --> 0:06:23.760 game at the. 0:06:23.800 --> 0:06:27.880 End, Yeah, Lamar Jackson is what happened? Yeah, what a 0:06:28.000 --> 0:06:31.240 dumb What has happened? Dylan? There's a lot of red 0:06:31.240 --> 0:06:31.599 on here. 0:06:31.800 --> 0:06:35.640 Fresno State. Push just killed me, Dan, that was it. 0:06:36.400 --> 0:06:38.640 So if it didn't Push, you would have had a 0:06:38.640 --> 0:06:39.320 great week. 0:06:39.200 --> 0:06:43.240 Yeah, or been would have been better. Georgia against Texas, 0:06:43.360 --> 0:06:47.520 that one seemed too good to be true and that time. 0:06:48.200 --> 0:06:51.279 Quin Yours is broken. Quinn Ewers is broken. His confidence 0:06:51.320 --> 0:06:53.880 is down. I mean he caused at least two sacks 0:06:53.920 --> 0:06:56.520 on his own without stepping in the pocket. There's something 0:06:56.560 --> 0:06:59.279 broken within that man. I don't think either of those 0:06:59.360 --> 0:07:02.600 quarterbacks are good. You don't think Arch is good? I 0:07:02.600 --> 0:07:05.720 don't know, Oh you mad? Only Carson Beck don't. I don't. 0:07:05.760 --> 0:07:08.039 I don't think George's quarterback is good at all? Nah, 0:07:08.080 --> 0:07:09.880 I don't. I don't trust. But they don't have skilled 0:07:09.920 --> 0:07:12.400 position players like they had last year. But Texas does. 0:07:12.640 --> 0:07:15.560 That's the issue. Well, not like they did last year Texas. 0:07:15.840 --> 0:07:19.400 Texas has had some great receivers. Yeah, they don't have worthy, 0:07:19.480 --> 0:07:21.560 but they got some. I mean, bond is a freak. 0:07:21.680 --> 0:07:24.200 They Quinn, you were should be playing a lot better 0:07:24.240 --> 0:07:26.520 than he is. And since the injury, he's been broken. 0:07:27.240 --> 0:07:28.520 It's not great. 0:07:29.080 --> 0:07:32.559 Dan, also New Mexico Utah State the biggest over under 0:07:32.640 --> 0:07:34.480 of the weekend. It went over. 0:07:34.800 --> 0:07:39.160 Yeah, all right, congratulations, but still you win the Diego Pabo. 0:07:39.320 --> 0:07:42.080 Yeah, and actually, fittingly, I can't. I can't seem to 0:07:42.120 --> 0:07:44.680 track it down, So you don't know where the was. 0:07:44.800 --> 0:07:46.920 It's around somewhere. 0:07:46.960 --> 0:07:49.760 Well it was, it was in the studio when. 0:07:49.720 --> 0:07:52.440 It could it could still be there, or I cast 0:07:52.480 --> 0:07:55.840 it into the fire. Why because I'm sick of winning it? 0:07:56.920 --> 0:07:58.120 Well, why didn't you do better? 0:07:58.600 --> 0:07:59.760 I'm trying to this week? 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:04.040 All right? So so two weeks from tomorrow, Bad Larry's 0:08:04.120 --> 0:08:08.960 daughter gets married. Correct, Yes, nice? Yes, okay, everything all 0:08:09.320 --> 0:08:11.040 tied up there, everything's good. 0:08:12.280 --> 0:08:13.600 Yeah, everything we're all set. 0:08:13.720 --> 0:08:16.960 Okay. My wife is a late ad just letting you know. 0:08:17.200 --> 0:08:19.720 What she talked. She talked to my wife the other day. 0:08:19.720 --> 0:08:21.000 I'm aware of that. 0:08:21.120 --> 0:08:22.760 Dan, where's the honeymoon layer? 0:08:25.040 --> 0:08:27.480 I know they're flying to du why and going to 0:08:27.720 --> 0:08:29.880 the Maldie I believe. 0:08:30.360 --> 0:08:36.800 Do Why what does he do for work? Claire sounds. 0:08:36.480 --> 0:08:37.040 It's fun. 0:08:37.840 --> 0:08:43.160 He's a contractor in the city, contract contract. 0:08:45.160 --> 0:08:48.760 The concrete business. Garbage. 0:08:48.840 --> 0:08:52.480 You have to drop something off in Dubai on our way? 0:08:53.559 --> 0:08:55.920 Do why? Do why? 0:08:56.600 --> 0:08:58.200 I was trying to figure out where they were going. 0:08:58.200 --> 0:09:01.880 I know they told me they're flying into probably. 0:09:01.520 --> 0:09:07.240 Going Yeah, okay, so bad. 0:09:07.640 --> 0:09:08.560 Where's bridge are going? 0:09:09.520 --> 0:09:16.200 The mad the mall deves way to tell you? 0:09:16.240 --> 0:09:17.920 I go to. 0:09:19.559 --> 0:09:21.439 For the Red Chicken barm. 0:09:21.760 --> 0:09:23.120 That's on Long Beach Island there. 0:09:23.200 --> 0:09:27.920 I like, yes, so two weeks from tomorrow it is 0:09:27.960 --> 0:09:31.800 going to go way yeah, way, Yeah, I'm bringing dice. 0:09:31.840 --> 0:09:35.400 I'm bringing dice. Really why We're gonna play a game 0:09:35.440 --> 0:09:39.280 called se low on the day floor. He knows it? 0:09:40.760 --> 0:09:43.840 What is what is sealing? That's a great American game 0:09:43.880 --> 0:09:45.679 played in a lot of bars in the Midwest and 0:09:45.760 --> 0:09:49.640 the Deep South. Okay, but give me dice. It's called 0:09:49.760 --> 0:09:52.320 uh you know, four, five, six. You gotta either have 0:09:52.360 --> 0:09:53.679 a four or five or SI. You gotta hit it 0:09:53.760 --> 0:09:55.439 on or you gotta get a set and you gotta 0:09:55.640 --> 0:09:58.760 you gotta better lot. Oh we're been money. Oh yeah, 0:09:58.960 --> 0:10:01.480 dollars on the table. Yes, Ray, So. 0:10:02.120 --> 0:10:03.120 Each player has a turn. 0:10:03.160 --> 0:10:05.000 If a player rolls a four or five or six 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:07.960 or trips they automatically win. If you roll one, two 0:10:08.040 --> 0:10:09.319 or three, you automatically lead. 0:10:09.440 --> 0:10:13.199 Correct. Okay, Larry, have you ever played this dice game? 0:10:13.880 --> 0:10:15.640 No? I haven't, can't wait you will? 0:10:15.920 --> 0:10:16.679 Okay? 0:10:17.679 --> 0:10:18.000 All right? 0:10:18.080 --> 0:10:20.640 Got you paying for two weddings that brings us to 0:10:20.840 --> 0:10:24.360 bets for this week, and Larry's the clubhouse leader. So Larry, 0:10:24.559 --> 0:10:26.960 let me give you your get your college picks. 0:10:27.360 --> 0:10:30.360 Okay? On one question, Dan, I went, I won fourteen 0:10:30.440 --> 0:10:31.959 units last week two? 0:10:32.040 --> 0:10:34.800 We did this week fourteen? What are you talking about week? 0:10:35.200 --> 0:10:36.040 The week before? 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:38.000 Weeks ago? I won, I went undefeated. 0:10:38.040 --> 0:10:38.760 Okay, yes? 0:10:39.520 --> 0:10:41.160 And then I want two more? How am I only 0:10:41.240 --> 0:10:45.840 up ten units? You mean you haven't made that correction? 0:10:46.240 --> 0:10:48.320 You lost? There are other weeks other than the last 0:10:48.320 --> 0:10:50.840 two weeks you down Before four. 0:10:50.880 --> 0:10:54.080 I was down four and I won fourteen and then 0:10:54.080 --> 0:10:54.800 I just won two? 0:10:55.080 --> 0:10:55.240 Dan? 0:10:55.360 --> 0:10:57.280 Just I just heard Dan say I was up ten 0:10:57.400 --> 0:11:03.360 units one unit going six and four? You win one unit? 0:11:03.440 --> 0:11:04.240 Correct? 0:11:06.120 --> 0:11:06.920 How does that work? 0:11:07.280 --> 0:11:09.480 Six minus. 0:11:10.360 --> 0:11:11.240 Six minus four? 0:11:11.640 --> 0:11:13.520 You didn't want to six, four, six and five? Right? 0:11:13.559 --> 0:11:14.320 Am I crazy? 0:11:14.679 --> 0:11:14.880 Is he? 0:11:15.160 --> 0:11:17.760 So? Is Larry up ten? You know what? 0:11:17.840 --> 0:11:17.960 Now? 0:11:18.000 --> 0:11:21.480 I'm trying to do math ship is Larry. 0:11:21.240 --> 0:11:24.440 Of ten units? Yeah, get all he's up. 0:11:24.400 --> 0:11:26.960 Ten or eleven units or twelve. 0:11:27.400 --> 0:11:28.800 You're definitely not up twelve. 0:11:29.920 --> 0:11:30.200 I was. 0:11:30.960 --> 0:11:32.920 I was down four. I won fourteen and then I 0:11:32.960 --> 0:11:36.520 won two more. I know the University of Denver didn't 0:11:36.559 --> 0:11:37.640 have math, but it's. 0:11:39.200 --> 0:11:40.160 You're dead, right, Larry. 0:11:40.160 --> 0:11:44.640 I took computer science, Wow, nerds, and it's Denver University. 0:11:44.840 --> 0:11:46.520 No University of Denver, all of mine. 0:11:46.559 --> 0:11:47.520 I thought it was DU. 0:11:47.920 --> 0:11:50.960 It's DU. The acronym is DU, but uh yeah, it's 0:11:50.960 --> 0:11:51.760 the Harvard of the West. 0:11:51.840 --> 0:11:56.880 Really like Colorado is CU, but they do say University 0:11:57.000 --> 0:11:58.160 in Colorado. Yeah, I don't. 0:11:58.280 --> 0:11:59.440 I don't really know why, right. 0:11:59.440 --> 0:12:02.160 Ray, Can we just one time please that we open 0:12:02.280 --> 0:12:04.440 up this show and we have the numbers? Right? 0:12:05.080 --> 0:12:07.560 This one is my fault. The last seven weeks have 0:12:07.600 --> 0:12:08.360 been Larry's fault. 0:12:08.880 --> 0:12:09.440 That is fair. 0:12:09.520 --> 0:12:11.600 That is not true, Larry. 0:12:12.040 --> 0:12:13.679 Ray. All I want to do is write down where 0:12:13.679 --> 0:12:15.400 I'm up now, and I think it's twelve. Honest. If 0:12:15.440 --> 0:12:18.319 you guys disagree with that, that's fine, but agree on 0:12:18.360 --> 0:12:20.640 something today so next week it'll be real easy. 0:12:20.840 --> 0:12:21.280 Wow. 0:12:21.960 --> 0:12:23.560 I mean being a little bossy, Larry. 0:12:24.040 --> 0:12:26.679 No, I'm not a great right. 0:12:26.760 --> 0:12:28.119 How many is spent, Larry. 0:12:28.000 --> 0:12:29.600 We'll do eleven. We'll do eleven. 0:12:29.760 --> 0:12:32.600 It's definitely not twelve because we had you at nine 0:12:32.800 --> 0:12:35.120 as a push and if you won two, that's eleven. 0:12:35.920 --> 0:12:36.760 Why do I do this? 0:12:37.520 --> 0:12:41.920 Okay, that's one rady. We'll settle on eleven. That's fine, okay, right, 0:12:41.920 --> 0:12:42.679 eleven is the number? 0:12:42.840 --> 0:12:45.800 Okay, witness witness, Yeah, alright, all right. 0:12:45.760 --> 0:12:48.000 Larry wits down here or something like that. But that's fine. 0:12:48.920 --> 0:12:52.199 You don't have to go. What are your boys down there? 0:12:53.040 --> 0:12:57.000 A they'll be busting my chops by three o'clock. They 0:12:57.000 --> 0:12:58.680 stole the unit from me. But that's okay. 0:13:00.120 --> 0:13:03.560 The guy who fixed your teeth is not even getting 0:13:03.600 --> 0:13:05.600 invited to the wedding, that's true. 0:13:06.520 --> 0:13:10.000 He's a he's my dentist, and he's a he's a 0:13:10.040 --> 0:13:10.600 great guy. 0:13:10.679 --> 0:13:12.520 Yeah. Well he was hammered in that video, Larry. Was 0:13:12.520 --> 0:13:14.000 he doing dental work the following day? 0:13:15.960 --> 0:13:20.560 He worked thirday? Yeah? 0:13:20.840 --> 0:13:28.040 Really, charlatans, Okay, why don't we create something that you 0:13:28.040 --> 0:13:29.920 can just coat your teeth with that? 0:13:29.920 --> 0:13:31.560 That's the thing I learned about that recently. 0:13:31.640 --> 0:13:33.960 You don't need to have it's got to be you 0:13:34.040 --> 0:13:35.520 can't get cavities. 0:13:35.120 --> 0:13:37.280 You can you can get. I think you you may 0:13:37.320 --> 0:13:38.920 have to do when you're younger, but you can basically 0:13:39.000 --> 0:13:42.280 like seal your teeth where you Yeah, that's that's the thing. 0:13:42.440 --> 0:13:43.800 I wish I had known about that. 0:13:43.679 --> 0:13:52.240 Because are real anyway, it's a cavity. Yeah, that's a 0:13:52.280 --> 0:13:55.480 rip off too. Cavities don't exist, Danny. It's a made 0:13:55.559 --> 0:13:56.600 up bullshit from the. 0:13:56.760 --> 0:13:59.760 I think they exist. I think they're They're pretty quick 0:13:59.800 --> 0:14:00.480 to tell you. 0:14:01.000 --> 0:14:04.000 Don't exist unless you lose a tooth. There's no fucking 0:14:04.040 --> 0:14:06.200 reason that a cavity is a cavity unless it really 0:14:06.200 --> 0:14:08.440 fucking hurts and your tooth falls out. Who gives it? 0:14:08.480 --> 0:14:09.400 What about root canal? 0:14:09.840 --> 0:14:10.719 What does that even mean? 0:14:10.760 --> 0:14:12.080 I think it's a bigger cavity. 0:14:12.120 --> 0:14:15.000 It doesn't exist. It's fake. It's made up. If you 0:14:15.120 --> 0:14:18.760 gave teeth X rays to one hundred Dennis, fifty of them, 0:14:18.760 --> 0:14:21.280 we're gonna say, pay me. The other fifty you're gonna say, no, 0:14:21.320 --> 0:14:23.480 you're good. Don't worry about it. I'm a couple of 0:14:23.560 --> 0:14:26.200 d I don't make fifty to fifty, but it's fifty fifty. 0:14:26.240 --> 0:14:31.480 It's probably eighty paid twenty fifty. It's for sure a ripoff. 0:14:32.400 --> 0:14:33.800 The debt just all debn. 0:14:33.680 --> 0:14:35.240 It's like a Ouiji board, it's all fake. 0:14:35.680 --> 0:14:38.800 Yeah, I'm I'm I'll agree with you on that. 0:14:38.880 --> 0:14:39.560 It is bullshit. 0:14:41.680 --> 0:14:42.880 And it's like, do you have don't you have to 0:14:42.880 --> 0:14:44.360 go to dental school for like ten years? 0:14:44.480 --> 0:14:48.320 No, it's like half an hour. It's you can do 0:14:48.360 --> 0:14:50.320 it all over. But they should coat your teeth so 0:14:50.360 --> 0:14:51.440 you know, you don't have to. 0:14:51.600 --> 0:14:55.360 Like the technology exists, yes, yeah, absolutely, That's why everyone 0:14:55.360 --> 0:14:57.160 gets veneers when they just it. 0:14:57.240 --> 0:15:00.160 Also, Glario, the drill should be silent, it shouldn't be 0:15:01.120 --> 0:15:03.080 she I don't mind that bothers me. 0:15:03.160 --> 0:15:05.000 I always rather go to the dentist than like the 0:15:05.080 --> 0:15:07.960 doctor though, because like the maximum worst news you'll get 0:15:08.000 --> 0:15:10.400 from the dentist is you have a cabinet. 0:15:10.800 --> 0:15:14.000 Be able to go to the dentist and messus in 0:15:14.080 --> 0:15:18.040 the same store. Like that would calm me down if 0:15:18.080 --> 0:15:20.720 somebody's like drilling to my teeth or cleaning my teeth, 0:15:20.800 --> 0:15:22.240 but also somebody. 0:15:22.080 --> 0:15:22.800 Whacking you off. 0:15:22.960 --> 0:15:27.840 Yeah, giving me a massage. No, not like a Deshaun Watson. 0:15:27.880 --> 0:15:30.240 I mean like an actual massage, you know, like a 0:15:30.280 --> 0:15:36.920 real I got Robert Kraft. I correct, yeah, correct, Danny. 0:15:36.920 --> 0:15:42.400 I'm sorry, I'm so distracted. Correct, I'm correct. I'm planning 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:45.880 a takeover of my local town soccer board. So it's uh, 0:15:46.680 --> 0:15:49.320 I'm pretty distracted here with the cell phone. We have 0:15:49.400 --> 0:15:50.680 an insurrection happening. 0:15:50.720 --> 0:15:52.600 Danny Shay will rise again. 0:15:53.080 --> 0:15:54.800 Amen, We're taking. 0:15:54.520 --> 0:15:58.480 Over the board November sixth, November January sixth. 0:15:59.240 --> 0:16:01.600 We're gonna repeat it. Yeah, we're taking It's gonna be 0:16:01.600 --> 0:16:04.680 a violent takeover. Wait wait, wait, wait is it now? 0:16:04.720 --> 0:16:08.280 So Danny in my town? Way too many hippies, not 0:16:08.440 --> 0:16:11.800 enough capulists. And they say that every kid deserves equal 0:16:11.840 --> 0:16:14.560 playing time in soccer, no matter how good or bad 0:16:14.560 --> 0:16:16.160 they are, no matter if they show up to practice 0:16:16.240 --> 0:16:18.720 or not, no matter how hard they try and practice, 0:16:18.800 --> 0:16:21.080 or if they do cartwheels, doesn't matter. They all get 0:16:21.120 --> 0:16:23.400 equal playing time. So there's a parent with a watch 0:16:23.480 --> 0:16:26.640 on the sideline, no bullshit, that clicks it, and make 0:16:26.720 --> 0:16:29.480 sure that every kid gets equal playing time. So I've 0:16:29.520 --> 0:16:34.000 recruited six of eight members needed to do a hostile 0:16:34.040 --> 0:16:37.880 takeover of the town soccer boy succession. Yeah, there's literally 0:16:38.320 --> 0:16:43.480 there's no bullshit. There's fifteen soccer board seats on the board, 0:16:44.080 --> 0:16:48.600 so I need two more people. We're gonna storm the 0:16:48.640 --> 0:16:51.600 fucking board, put our names in and take over. And 0:16:51.720 --> 0:16:58.880 your daughters are like nine and nine, eight and four four, 0:17:00.440 --> 0:17:02.200 But it's the nine and eight year olds that are 0:17:02.280 --> 0:17:04.200 hey year old doesn't do ship. It's a nine year old. 0:17:04.240 --> 0:17:06.680 Nine hey year old's a fucking artist. Or the nine 0:17:06.720 --> 0:17:09.080 year old looks like an athlete. Yeah she can play. Yeah, 0:17:09.600 --> 0:17:12.320 the four year old is a terrorist violent. Yes, she 0:17:12.359 --> 0:17:14.800 cannot box, she cannot come to the house. No, I 0:17:14.880 --> 0:17:18.439 understand that we don't let her to a lot of people. Okay, okay, 0:17:18.600 --> 0:17:19.399 so bad Larry. 0:17:19.560 --> 0:17:22.760 Your college. I got one question for say, for Shay. 0:17:22.840 --> 0:17:25.080 You got that twelve year old that was throwing fireballs 0:17:25.119 --> 0:17:27.359 at your daughter a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, sign 0:17:27.359 --> 0:17:29.119 her up, sign her up for your Socrates. 0:17:29.160 --> 0:17:32.280 I should Yeah, I should. I should fake I should 0:17:32.320 --> 0:17:36.200 fake something. She's a beast, all right, bad Larry. 0:17:37.240 --> 0:17:39.680 I'm going to the notother name Navy game. Wow, I 0:17:40.440 --> 0:17:42.760 gotta believe this is going to be an under It's 0:17:42.800 --> 0:17:44.399 fifty two and a half in the post. I know 0:17:44.480 --> 0:17:45.520 that line is coming down. 0:17:46.320 --> 0:17:48.520 I was invited to that game. But it's a noon 0:17:48.760 --> 0:17:49.920 start at the meadow Lane. 0:17:50.560 --> 0:17:51.880 You should go. I'm going to that's the. 0:17:51.840 --> 0:17:54.520 Time to go Danny game, you go to the Yeah, 0:17:55.240 --> 0:17:57.080 I'd like to go like a three o'clock. 0:17:57.960 --> 0:17:59.280 I feel like you're splitting hairs a little. 0:17:59.280 --> 0:18:02.399 But I might go to Army Navy at Yankee Stadium. 0:18:02.520 --> 0:18:04.439 I would go to that that one instead of Navy 0:18:04.480 --> 0:18:07.520 Notre Dame. But you know, never mind, so bad, Larry, 0:18:07.560 --> 0:18:09.400 you have the under on a Notre Dame Navy. 0:18:09.480 --> 0:18:11.680 Yeah, I figured the Navy's gonna have a couple seven 0:18:11.720 --> 0:18:15.720 minute drives that end with the fourth down, you know, turnover, 0:18:15.880 --> 0:18:18.240 you know, not getting the first down. So seven minute 0:18:18.320 --> 0:18:21.760 drives for no points, my guest under? And is it 0:18:21.880 --> 0:18:24.080 fifty two much? The paper has fifty two and a half. 0:18:24.080 --> 0:18:24.960 Fifty two and a half? 0:18:25.720 --> 0:18:29.080 Wow, thank you? Okay. Then I want Missouri getting the 0:18:29.119 --> 0:18:30.359 fourteen from Alabama. 0:18:30.920 --> 0:18:32.120 How do you pronounce that? 0:18:33.000 --> 0:18:33.480 Missouri? 0:18:35.400 --> 0:18:43.119 Missouri, miss miss Ori Robert Or's wife, miss Orri. Okay, 0:18:43.240 --> 0:18:45.240 miss Orri plus sixteen and a half? 0:18:46.040 --> 0:18:48.960 Thank you, sixteen and a half. And then I want 0:18:48.960 --> 0:18:51.280 the over in the JMU game twenty four and a 0:18:51.320 --> 0:18:52.400 half against Southern. 0:18:52.080 --> 0:18:54.080 Miss So it's fifty four and a half. 0:18:55.000 --> 0:18:57.480 Fifty four and a half correct. And then I want 0:18:57.680 --> 0:19:00.760 Wisconsin at home against Penn State's. 0:19:00.200 --> 0:19:02.240 Plus six and a half. I love this fucking bet, Larry. 0:19:02.320 --> 0:19:02.920 I love that ship. 0:19:03.040 --> 0:19:03.760 I have that too. 0:19:04.320 --> 0:19:06.800 This is at this is at fucking Camp Randall. 0:19:06.960 --> 0:19:08.000 Yeah, yeah, I would assume. 0:19:08.040 --> 0:19:09.800 I would assume you got. I sent these in last night, 0:19:09.800 --> 0:19:12.040 so I'm assuming you guys have a No, I didn't see. 0:19:12.440 --> 0:19:15.600 This is the annual time of year when Penn State 0:19:15.680 --> 0:19:17.200 just ships the bed completely right. 0:19:17.240 --> 0:19:18.600 Well, they got Ohio State next week. 0:19:18.680 --> 0:19:21.359