Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table.
Speaker 3: A podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love
Speaker 3: of gambling.
Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling. You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat And now joined by
Speaker 1: bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics. Got I
Speaker 1: have friends. Here's Dan Patrick, Here we go. It's it's
Speaker 1: time to play. Dan Patrick takes a gamble. We have
Speaker 1: firmly established dinner plans with Shay and his wife at
Speaker 1: my house and planning the menu as we speak. I'm
Speaker 1: very excited, Danny. What is what are the options for
Speaker 1: the menu? I that's not how it works. This is
Speaker 1: just it's a menu. You come in and we only
Speaker 1: are doing one menu. No special orders. No, the whole
Speaker 1: thing is special.
Speaker 2: You don't tell John George.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't go over to Guy Fieri's place and say,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'd like to hold the pickles. No, Actually,
Speaker 1: Gordon Ramsey, we don't do beat Bobby fly. That doesn't happen.
Speaker 1: It's just going to be a well thought out, well
Speaker 1: crafted And are you going to have coloring books for
Speaker 1: the kids. We're not doing kids. No, no, no, that's
Speaker 1: bring my nanny. Do you have enchiladas? No, we have
Speaker 1: one thing on the menu, like we have a one meal.
Speaker 2: She'll be no appetizers, there's no no.
Speaker 1: It's we're going to treat it like it's you know,
Speaker 1: they're coming over and it's you know, a couple of people.
Speaker 1: Not how many cases of wine? I am you? I
Speaker 1: am for your wife. There's some chardonnay that's already on ice. Good.
Speaker 1: So I'm just saying it.
Speaker 2: She oysters are an aphrodisiac.
Speaker 1: We don't I don't need Okay, hey Larry, Hey, Yeah,
Speaker 1: So she and his wife are coming over next week,
Speaker 1: and uh, we're gonna have a meal.
Speaker 4: That's awesome. You'll enjoy it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Virgin Expedition. Never been there before. Now, if you
Speaker 1: want to bring your kids over, I'm just saying, I
Speaker 1: saw how they behaved at your place. Yeah, and I
Speaker 1: got a I got a dog that's gonna be running around.
Speaker 1: I just you know, dog could be in trouble. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know. The baby could yeah hurt. I know. But
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, if if you want to bring your
Speaker 1: kids my wife would never say, don't bring your kids.
Speaker 1: What's the vibe? Though, Danny, walk take my shoes off? Like,
Speaker 1: what's the deal when I walk in the door. You
Speaker 1: don't have to, but you want me to take my
Speaker 1: shoes off. You don't have to, you want me to,
Speaker 1: Like you're gonna wear birkenstocks or you're gonna the roommate
Speaker 1: probably slippers. I would never wear burkingstocks. Danny an American,
Speaker 1: and I believe in capitalism. So all right, so you
Speaker 1: know what, I just you be. You come over interesting
Speaker 1: as I did, and I at your place, I just
Speaker 1: be dominated. Yeah, did dominate? Did not respect anything? Did not?
Speaker 1: I respected the roommate, but I dominated. I respect me.
Speaker 1: I did not. It was if he wasn't there that day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's really funny. Hey once again. Oh you're so cute,
Speaker 1: You're funny. Yes, I'll have another beer please. Okay, here
Speaker 1: we go recapping Bad Larry. You didn't win anything last week,
Speaker 1: but you didn't lose anything.
Speaker 4: Oh I got miscalculated. I thought I was six and four.
Speaker 1: Okay, why why? Why is it every goddamn week? Ray?
Speaker 1: Did Bad Larry go six and four?
Speaker 5: You went five and five?
Speaker 4: Which game do i'd have wrong. Then I lost both.
Speaker 4: Thursday night the Saints in Boston College. Yeah, I went
Speaker 4: three and two. On Saturday, I won Miami, I won
Speaker 4: the over in South Carolina, won l s U. I
Speaker 4: lost Rutgers in Iowa. And then Sunday I had the Eagles,
Speaker 4: the Colts and over the Ravens.
Speaker 1: I have you losing Boston College? Yeah, the Eagles covered
Speaker 1: Rutgers Iowa, and I had you Saints.
Speaker 4: Say, aren't you kidding?
Speaker 1: You're right, You're right, You're right, You're fucking right.
Speaker 4: L Ray, Thank you. Ray.
Speaker 1: All you have to do is tambula helping Lay. I'm
Speaker 1: helping him, checking the work.
Speaker 5: Roight ngrats Larry, you won, you won this one.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, thank you guys. Larry had plus plus ten.
Speaker 1: Dylan lost two units. He's mine seven seventeen and a half.
Speaker 2: Good week for me.
Speaker 1: Actually, Shaye won two units. You're up one and a
Speaker 1: half units. Okay. Uh. This week's Diego Pavia Award goes
Speaker 1: to Dylan once again for for yeah.
Speaker 4: Four and four in a row.
Speaker 1: Yeah uh you Uh?
Speaker 2: Indiana game waster Nebraska.
Speaker 1: You had Nebraska money line over Indiana just missed that.
Speaker 1: East Carolina just missed the money line over Army.
Speaker 2: I seem that seems like I deserved that one.
Speaker 1: Uh man, I had Chiefs money line against the forty
Speaker 1: nine ers.
Speaker 2: Okay, it was like even money fucking mahomes dude.
Speaker 1: And then uh say goodbye to the Mets futures. So
Speaker 1: that's yeah, and then we'll get to the World Series
Speaker 1: coming up, bad Larry. So we recapped. So he went
Speaker 1: six and four, Sammy p He won his college football
Speaker 1: bet and he lost his two NFL bets. I'm starting
Speaker 1: to fade, Sammy. I am sweet. I really like him.
Speaker 1: I just don't want to take his advice in gambling. Dude, dude,
Speaker 1: he will end the year plus money. Yeah, I will
Speaker 1: tell you that right now. He will end the year
Speaker 1: plus money.
Speaker 2: It's easy to cherry pick thing. That's what happens to me.
Speaker 2: Everyone looks at all my.
Speaker 1: Losses, yes we did it, or all the winners pick
Speaker 1: a Nebraska every once in a while, Shay, anything stand out?
Speaker 1: You want to recap here? Anything you got screwed on.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I got screwed on the Ravens Bucks game
Speaker 1: over forty nine and a half. Got screwed there. But
Speaker 1: I got screwed on the Bucks in general. Just what happened? Like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck happened?
Speaker 2: The fact that they got that to a ten point
Speaker 2: game at the.
Speaker 1: End, Yeah, Lamar Jackson is what happened? Yeah, what a
Speaker 1: dumb What has happened? Dylan? There's a lot of red
Speaker 1: on here.
Speaker 2: Fresno State. Push just killed me, Dan, that was it.
Speaker 1: So if it didn't Push, you would have had a
Speaker 1: great week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or been would have been better. Georgia against Texas,
Speaker 2: that one seemed too good to be true and that time.
Speaker 1: Quin Yours is broken. Quinn Ewers is broken. His confidence
Speaker 1: is down. I mean he caused at least two sacks
Speaker 1: on his own without stepping in the pocket. There's something
Speaker 1: broken within that man. I don't think either of those
Speaker 1: quarterbacks are good. You don't think Arch is good? I
Speaker 1: don't know, Oh you mad? Only Carson Beck don't. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think George's quarterback is good at all? Nah,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't trust. But they don't have skilled
Speaker 1: position players like they had last year. But Texas does.
Speaker 1: That's the issue. Well, not like they did last year Texas.
Speaker 1: Texas has had some great receivers. Yeah, they don't have worthy,
Speaker 1: but they got some. I mean, bond is a freak.
Speaker 1: They Quinn, you were should be playing a lot better
Speaker 1: than he is. And since the injury, he's been broken.
Speaker 1: It's not great.
Speaker 2: Dan, also New Mexico Utah State the biggest over under
Speaker 2: of the weekend. It went over.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, congratulations, but still you win the Diego Pabo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and actually, fittingly, I can't. I can't seem to
Speaker 2: track it down, So you don't know where the was.
Speaker 2: It's around somewhere.
Speaker 1: Well it was, it was in the studio when.
Speaker 2: It could it could still be there, or I cast
Speaker 2: it into the fire. Why because I'm sick of winning it?
Speaker 1: Well, why didn't you do better?
Speaker 2: I'm trying to this week?
Speaker 1: All right? So so two weeks from tomorrow, Bad Larry's
Speaker 1: daughter gets married. Correct, Yes, nice? Yes, okay, everything all
Speaker 1: tied up there, everything's good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, everything we're all set.
Speaker 1: Okay. My wife is a late ad just letting you know.
Speaker 4: What she talked. She talked to my wife the other day.
Speaker 4: I'm aware of that.
Speaker 1: Dan, where's the honeymoon layer?
Speaker 4: I know they're flying to du why and going to
Speaker 4: the Maldie I believe.
Speaker 1: Do Why what does he do for work? Claire sounds.
Speaker 1: It's fun.
Speaker 4: He's a contractor in the city, contract contract.
Speaker 1: The concrete business. Garbage.
Speaker 2: You have to drop something off in Dubai on our way?
Speaker 1: Do why? Do why?
Speaker 4: I was trying to figure out where they were going.
Speaker 4: I know they told me they're flying into probably.
Speaker 1: Going Yeah, okay, so bad.
Speaker 4: Where's bridge are going?
Speaker 1: The mad the mall deves way to tell you?
Speaker 4: I go to.
Speaker 1: For the Red Chicken barm.
Speaker 2: That's on Long Beach Island there.
Speaker 1: I like, yes, so two weeks from tomorrow it is
Speaker 1: going to go way yeah, way, Yeah, I'm bringing dice.
Speaker 1: I'm bringing dice. Really why We're gonna play a game
Speaker 1: called se low on the day floor. He knows it?
Speaker 1: What is what is sealing? That's a great American game
Speaker 1: played in a lot of bars in the Midwest and
Speaker 1: the Deep South. Okay, but give me dice. It's called
Speaker 1: uh you know, four, five, six. You gotta either have
Speaker 1: a four or five or SI. You gotta hit it
Speaker 1: on or you gotta get a set and you gotta
Speaker 1: you gotta better lot. Oh we're been money. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: dollars on the table. Yes, Ray, So.
Speaker 5: Each player has a turn.
Speaker 6: If a player rolls a four or five or six
Speaker 6: or trips they automatically win. If you roll one, two
Speaker 6: or three, you automatically lead.
Speaker 1: Correct. Okay, Larry, have you ever played this dice game?
Speaker 4: No? I haven't, can't wait you will?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Got you paying for two weddings that brings us to
Speaker 1: bets for this week, and Larry's the clubhouse leader. So Larry,
Speaker 1: let me give you your get your college picks.
Speaker 4: Okay? On one question, Dan, I went, I won fourteen
Speaker 4: units last week two?
Speaker 1: We did this week fourteen? What are you talking about week?
Speaker 1: The week before?
Speaker 4: Weeks ago? I won, I went undefeated.
Speaker 1: Okay, yes?
Speaker 4: And then I want two more? How am I only
Speaker 4: up ten units? You mean you haven't made that correction?
Speaker 5: You lost? There are other weeks other than the last
Speaker 5: two weeks you down Before four.
Speaker 4: I was down four and I won fourteen and then
Speaker 4: I just won two?
Speaker 2: Dan?
Speaker 4: Just I just heard Dan say I was up ten
Speaker 4: units one unit going six and four? You win one unit?
Speaker 2: Correct?
Speaker 4: How does that work?
Speaker 1: Six minus.
Speaker 4: Six minus four?
Speaker 1: You didn't want to six, four, six and five? Right?
Speaker 1: Am I crazy?
Speaker 4: Is he?
Speaker 1: So? Is Larry up ten? You know what?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 2: I'm trying to do math ship is Larry.
Speaker 1: Of ten units? Yeah, get all he's up.
Speaker 4: Ten or eleven units or twelve.
Speaker 5: You're definitely not up twelve.
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 4: I was down four. I won fourteen and then I
Speaker 4: won two more. I know the University of Denver didn't
Speaker 4: have math, but it's.
Speaker 2: You're dead, right, Larry.
Speaker 1: I took computer science, Wow, nerds, and it's Denver University.
Speaker 2: No University of Denver, all of mine.
Speaker 1: I thought it was DU.
Speaker 2: It's DU. The acronym is DU, but uh yeah, it's
Speaker 2: the Harvard of the West.
Speaker 1: Really like Colorado is CU, but they do say University
Speaker 1: in Colorado. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't really know why, right.
Speaker 1: Ray, Can we just one time please that we open
Speaker 1: up this show and we have the numbers? Right?
Speaker 5: This one is my fault. The last seven weeks have
Speaker 5: been Larry's fault.
Speaker 2: That is fair.
Speaker 1: That is not true, Larry.
Speaker 4: Ray. All I want to do is write down where
Speaker 4: I'm up now, and I think it's twelve. Honest. If
Speaker 4: you guys disagree with that, that's fine, but agree on
Speaker 4: something today so next week it'll be real easy.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: I mean being a little bossy, Larry.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not a great right.
Speaker 1: How many is spent, Larry.
Speaker 5: We'll do eleven. We'll do eleven.
Speaker 6: It's definitely not twelve because we had you at nine
Speaker 6: as a push and if you won two, that's eleven.
Speaker 1: Why do I do this?
Speaker 4: Okay, that's one rady. We'll settle on eleven. That's fine, okay, right,
Speaker 4: eleven is the number?
Speaker 1: Okay, witness witness, Yeah, alright, all right.
Speaker 4: Larry wits down here or something like that. But that's fine.
Speaker 2: You don't have to go. What are your boys down there?
Speaker 4: A they'll be busting my chops by three o'clock. They
Speaker 4: stole the unit from me. But that's okay.
Speaker 1: The guy who fixed your teeth is not even getting
Speaker 1: invited to the wedding, that's true.
Speaker 4: He's a he's my dentist, and he's a he's a
Speaker 4: great guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well he was hammered in that video, Larry. Was
Speaker 2: he doing dental work the following day?
Speaker 4: He worked thirday? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Really, charlatans, Okay, why don't we create something that you
Speaker 1: can just coat your teeth with that?
Speaker 2: That's the thing I learned about that recently.
Speaker 1: You don't need to have it's got to be you
Speaker 1: can't get cavities.
Speaker 2: You can you can get. I think you you may
Speaker 2: have to do when you're younger, but you can basically
Speaker 2: like seal your teeth where you Yeah, that's that's the thing.
Speaker 2: I wish I had known about that.
Speaker 1: Because are real anyway, it's a cavity. Yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: rip off too. Cavities don't exist, Danny. It's a made
Speaker 1: up bullshit from the.
Speaker 2: I think they exist. I think they're They're pretty quick
Speaker 2: to tell you.
Speaker 1: Don't exist unless you lose a tooth. There's no fucking
Speaker 1: reason that a cavity is a cavity unless it really
Speaker 1: fucking hurts and your tooth falls out. Who gives it?
Speaker 2: What about root canal?
Speaker 1: What does that even mean?
Speaker 2: I think it's a bigger cavity.
Speaker 1: It doesn't exist. It's fake. It's made up. If you
Speaker 1: gave teeth X rays to one hundred Dennis, fifty of them,
Speaker 1: we're gonna say, pay me. The other fifty you're gonna say, no,
Speaker 1: you're good. Don't worry about it. I'm a couple of
Speaker 1: d I don't make fifty to fifty, but it's fifty fifty.
Speaker 1: It's probably eighty paid twenty fifty. It's for sure a ripoff.
Speaker 2: The debt just all debn.
Speaker 1: It's like a Ouiji board, it's all fake.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm I'm I'll agree with you on that.
Speaker 1: It is bullshit.
Speaker 2: And it's like, do you have don't you have to
Speaker 2: go to dental school for like ten years?
Speaker 1: No, it's like half an hour. It's you can do
Speaker 1: it all over. But they should coat your teeth so
Speaker 1: you know, you don't have to.
Speaker 2: Like the technology exists, yes, yeah, absolutely, That's why everyone
Speaker 2: gets veneers when they just it.
Speaker 1: Also, Glario, the drill should be silent, it shouldn't be
Speaker 1: she I don't mind that bothers me.
Speaker 2: I always rather go to the dentist than like the
Speaker 2: doctor though, because like the maximum worst news you'll get
Speaker 2: from the dentist is you have a cabinet.
Speaker 1: Be able to go to the dentist and messus in
Speaker 1: the same store. Like that would calm me down if
Speaker 1: somebody's like drilling to my teeth or cleaning my teeth,
Speaker 1: but also somebody.
Speaker 2: Whacking you off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, giving me a massage. No, not like a Deshaun Watson.
Speaker 1: I mean like an actual massage, you know, like a
Speaker 1: real I got Robert Kraft. I correct, yeah, correct, Danny.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm so distracted. Correct, I'm correct. I'm planning
Speaker 1: a takeover of my local town soccer board. So it's uh,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty distracted here with the cell phone. We have
Speaker 1: an insurrection happening.
Speaker 2: Danny Shay will rise again.
Speaker 1: Amen, We're taking.
Speaker 3: Over the board November sixth, November January sixth.
Speaker 1: We're gonna repeat it. Yeah, we're taking It's gonna be
Speaker 1: a violent takeover. Wait wait, wait, wait is it now?
Speaker 1: So Danny in my town? Way too many hippies, not
Speaker 1: enough capulists. And they say that every kid deserves equal
Speaker 1: playing time in soccer, no matter how good or bad
Speaker 1: they are, no matter if they show up to practice
Speaker 1: or not, no matter how hard they try and practice,
Speaker 1: or if they do cartwheels, doesn't matter. They all get
Speaker 1: equal playing time. So there's a parent with a watch
Speaker 1: on the sideline, no bullshit, that clicks it, and make
Speaker 1: sure that every kid gets equal playing time. So I've
Speaker 1: recruited six of eight members needed to do a hostile
Speaker 1: takeover of the town soccer boy succession. Yeah, there's literally
Speaker 1: there's no bullshit. There's fifteen soccer board seats on the board,
Speaker 1: so I need two more people. We're gonna storm the
Speaker 1: fucking board, put our names in and take over. And
Speaker 1: your daughters are like nine and nine, eight and four four,
Speaker 1: But it's the nine and eight year olds that are
Speaker 1: hey year old doesn't do ship. It's a nine year old.
Speaker 1: Nine hey year old's a fucking artist. Or the nine
Speaker 1: year old looks like an athlete. Yeah she can play. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the four year old is a terrorist violent. Yes, she
Speaker 1: cannot box, she cannot come to the house. No, I
Speaker 1: understand that we don't let her to a lot of people. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so bad Larry.
Speaker 4: Your college. I got one question for say, for Shay.
Speaker 4: You got that twelve year old that was throwing fireballs
Speaker 4: at your daughter a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, sign
Speaker 4: her up, sign her up for your Socrates.
Speaker 1: I should Yeah, I should. I should fake I should
Speaker 1: fake something. She's a beast, all right, bad Larry.
Speaker 4: I'm going to the notother name Navy game. Wow, I
Speaker 4: gotta believe this is going to be an under It's
Speaker 4: fifty two and a half in the post. I know
Speaker 4: that line is coming down.
Speaker 1: I was invited to that game. But it's a noon
Speaker 1: start at the meadow Lane.
Speaker 3: You should go. I'm going to that's the.
Speaker 1: Time to go Danny game, you go to the Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'd like to go like a three o'clock.
Speaker 2: I feel like you're splitting hairs a little.
Speaker 1: But I might go to Army Navy at Yankee Stadium.
Speaker 1: I would go to that that one instead of Navy
Speaker 1: Notre Dame. But you know, never mind, so bad, Larry,
Speaker 1: you have the under on a Notre Dame Navy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I figured the Navy's gonna have a couple seven
Speaker 4: minute drives that end with the fourth down, you know, turnover,
Speaker 4: you know, not getting the first down. So seven minute
Speaker 4: drives for no points, my guest under? And is it
Speaker 4: fifty two much? The paper has fifty two and a half.
Speaker 1: Fifty two and a half?
Speaker 4: Wow, thank you? Okay. Then I want Missouri getting the
Speaker 4: fourteen from Alabama.
Speaker 1: How do you pronounce that?
Speaker 4: Missouri?
Speaker 1: Missouri, miss miss Ori Robert Or's wife, miss Orri. Okay,
Speaker 1: miss Orri plus sixteen and a half?
Speaker 4: Thank you, sixteen and a half. And then I want
Speaker 4: the over in the JMU game twenty four and a
Speaker 4: half against Southern.
Speaker 1: Miss So it's fifty four and a half.
Speaker 4: Fifty four and a half correct. And then I want
Speaker 4: Wisconsin at home against Penn State's.
Speaker 1: Plus six and a half. I love this fucking bet, Larry.
Speaker 1: I love that ship.
Speaker 2: I have that too.
Speaker 1: This is at this is at fucking Camp Randall.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I would assume.
Speaker 4: I would assume you got. I sent these in last night,
Speaker 4: so I'm assuming you guys have a No, I didn't see.
Speaker 2: This is the annual time of year when Penn State
Speaker 2: just ships the bed completely right.
Speaker 4: Well, they got Ohio State next week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they lose Wisconsin Ohio State.
Speaker 1: I need to lose this game because I fucking want
Speaker 1: to take Penn State in the Ohio State game. Still.
Speaker 1: I want to fucking hammer that, and I need them
Speaker 1: losing the Camp Ran Yes, so six and a half
Speaker 1: point favorites against the Badgers. All right, we'll come back
Speaker 1: to your NFL pick, Shay yep uh yeah, Danny, that's
Speaker 1: bad Larry, bullshit. Uh. Georgia Southern Old Dominion under fifty five,
Speaker 1: I got, I got the fighting Mark Cuban's laying six
Speaker 1: and a half against the West Coast Communists. So you're
Speaker 1: buying into that Indiana offense even though their starting quarterback
Speaker 1: is out. Don't care, don't care. The only thing they're
Speaker 1: not great at is run it doesn't matter. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to break down the game. Okay, yeah, because break
Speaker 1: it down, you break it down for me.
Speaker 2: I have Washington.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's true. The more you break it down,
Speaker 1: the more you lose. Correct, all right, SMU's got to
Speaker 1: look ahead there. Duke plus twelve against the fighting Dallas
Speaker 1: coke heads Texas Tech. That's the Red Raiders plus six
Speaker 1: and a half versus the fake Christians funky Town u
Speaker 1: Utah laying three three and a half now, okay, laying
Speaker 1: three against the Coogs South Bama lane seven and a
Speaker 1: half now against ULM Shit. All right, I'll take it.
Speaker 1: Not a lot on this car. Danny not in love?
Speaker 1: In love? All right, Dylan, here we go.
Speaker 2: All right, Dan, I got Washington straight up against Indiana
Speaker 2: plus two hundred. Indiana has burned me many times this year,
Speaker 2: but I feel like I don't want to hop on
Speaker 2: the bend.
Speaker 1: I gotta burn Dylan. Got a couple of who's your
Speaker 1: girls in your past?
Speaker 2: You want to talk about who's your daddy?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: And I got Notre Dame minus third ten and a
Speaker 2: half against Navy Illinois plus twenty one against Oregon. That's
Speaker 2: a lot against the scrappy Illinois team. Okay, Oregon's had
Speaker 2: some less than stellary.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a little bit of a yeah, the beat Michigan.
Speaker 2: Okay, Northwestern Iowa under thirty seven and a half. Okay,
Speaker 2: I just I don't even know anymore, Dan, I just
Speaker 2: have to do it, gotta have it a man in
Speaker 2: my word, I do like the When the totals with
Speaker 2: Iowa are under forty, I like them better.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: And I've also got Wisco plus six and a half
Speaker 2: against ben State.
Speaker 1: All right, bad Larry your NFL picks.
Speaker 4: All right, I'm not sure I like this first one,
Speaker 4: but I'm gonna take the Jets minus to seven against
Speaker 4: the Patriots.
Speaker 1: Damn.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I went over into Texans Colts game forty six,
Speaker 4: the Bengals minus two and a half against the Eagles.
Speaker 1: It's Bengals minus two, Bengals, and.
Speaker 4: It's Bengals Bengal, Bengals.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 4: I want the Bills minus the three against the Seahawks. Okay, sorry,
Speaker 4: say about this one. The forty nine ers just slapping
Speaker 4: the Cowboys around.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't.
Speaker 4: Blame you minus four and a half.
Speaker 1: I don't blame you at all.
Speaker 4: And then Monday Night, Thanks, Hey, Monday night, I want
Speaker 4: to steal his minus six and a half against my
Speaker 4: giants and over that thirty six and a half on
Speaker 4: the Monday night game. Okay, lock and load.
Speaker 1: Uh shay, your turn. Yeah. I got the Fingernails and
Speaker 1: Indians over forty three and a half. I got the
Speaker 1: skull and the Hippies over forty eight and a half.
Speaker 1: And then I'm heavy. I'm heavy on Joe Burrow. Danny,
Speaker 1: I'm heavy on the frosted tips laying two against Jalen Hurts. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's it, that's it. That's it, Danny. I don't like
Speaker 1: this card. Not gonna do Cowboys, No, I'm not. I
Speaker 1: think I think the Cowboys should lose dramatically. Aubrey is
Speaker 1: in jury duty that he can't seem to get out
Speaker 1: of the Menendez case, and that is our MVP, the kicker.
Speaker 1: So I mean, if you can't get out of jury duty,
Speaker 1: means you don't want to get at Jerry duty. I've
Speaker 1: gotten out several times every time. But are they making
Speaker 1: sure that they don't get out of the room, out
Speaker 1: of the building because they play, don't they play over
Speaker 1: the weekend? It doesn't matter. You're you're plugged in. You
Speaker 1: can't do anything else, but you can leave. No, it's
Speaker 1: like a felony. It's a felony. Fucking wait are you?
Speaker 1: Are they staying at a hotel and then they get
Speaker 1: transported over. Well, you can't go to work while you're
Speaker 1: on jury duty for a pelony trial. So what do
Speaker 1: you do? Sit at home and get paid the twenty
Speaker 1: eight bucks a day? They fucking came.
Speaker 2: Actually not, I thought you just were. They're like, no,
Speaker 2: you really can't talk.
Speaker 1: About No, No, you can't go to work now.
Speaker 2: So like you couldn't have sit at home and text
Speaker 2: all your friends.
Speaker 1: He doesn't want to play in the game. That's it.
Speaker 1: It's really easy to get out of jury duty, Danny.
Speaker 2: I feel like, especially as a member of the Cowboys.
Speaker 1: So he's afraid. He's afraid afraid of the Niners. I
Speaker 1: think he's afraid of wasting his leg. I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 1: gonna take the Cowboys straight up.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because I believe I believe in what I
Speaker 1: believe what Jerry. I believe in the Church of Jerry Jones.
Speaker 1: I wish Jerry had a church to go to and
Speaker 1: has some fucking forgiveness.
Speaker 6: And yes, Ray so Aubrey's on in twelve person Jerry
Speaker 6: for a felony assault case centered around a second degree
Speaker 6: strangulation charge.
Speaker 1: Not guilty. I thought the Cowboys choked, all right, should
Speaker 1: It's not good for me to be here? Why this
Speaker 1: is brutal? No, I'm getting beat up. Who brought that on?
Speaker 1: You did by being a cowboy fan? No, okay, that's
Speaker 1: like saying I brought it on for being a white male.
Speaker 1: It's just not something I would I had a choice in, Danny,
Speaker 1: I was born into this ship. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: things you're born, but also you would have chosen to
Speaker 1: I'm from Irving, Texas. There weren't a whole lot of options.
Speaker 2: White man.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that fucking sweet. Sorry, Marvin h oh no, no, no,
Speaker 1: Be and Me is great.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: For the past two years, it's been really good just
Speaker 3: being on the show.
Speaker 1: You may.
Speaker 3: You know in general I kind of like you.
Speaker 1: But being on the show. Oh, that's it's improved your life?
Speaker 3: Oh for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: How do you think I walked into that car dealership
Speaker 3: with a stack of cash.
Speaker 4: They were like, oh, they.
Speaker 3: Were like, oh, I'm not sure. Do you have the credit? Yep?
Speaker 3: Do you have the cash yep.
Speaker 2: Oh, I love the laundry bag.
Speaker 3: I loved it so much. With my Italian right next
Speaker 3: to me. No no, I was like, no, no, this is the
Speaker 3: one with the money in the credit. Okay, I'm bringing
Speaker 3: stereotypes over here.
Speaker 1: Are you ready?
Speaker 2: I am all right, Dan, I've got a little future
Speaker 2: Jared Goff to win MVP plus eight point fifty there.
Speaker 2: I mean, aside from Lamar and I guess maybe Josh
Speaker 2: Allen at this stage and that value that it makes
Speaker 2: doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: He should be I don't think Mahomes cares about winning
Speaker 1: the m v P. Now he only get cares. He
Speaker 1: wants to be sou He's doing a.
Speaker 2: Pretty pretty good job of winning while sucking right now.
Speaker 1: I mean he hadn't played well. I don't the days
Speaker 1: of throwing forty five fifty touchdown passes doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: Yeah he got his foot fully through the door with that.
Speaker 2: And yeah, now he's more of a game manager.
Speaker 1: Yeah he is. Yeah he's Rock Purty. He looked fucking bad.
Speaker 1: They both looked. Rock Perdy had better. He's gonna have
Speaker 1: to win games now. Yeah, that's where it's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: he's a really good quarterback. Okay, got a lot of weapons. Okay,
Speaker 1: now he doesn't have anybody. Now, you got to win. Now,
Speaker 1: you got to win a game, game on the line,
Speaker 1: and Mahomes does it almost every time every time.
Speaker 2: He Yeah, the tertiary characters, we do not use tertiary.
Speaker 1: Fucking super nerd over here. I know that is the
Speaker 1: first time we've used that word on this show. Larry,
Speaker 1: do you know what that means, Chary?
Speaker 4: You do secondary auxiliary?
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, exactly right. All right, I'm gonna give you
Speaker 1: round app that's a providence editdation.
Speaker 2: There the only guy in Jersey who knew that one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so you got Jared Golf winning the MVP
Speaker 1: plus eight point fifty.
Speaker 2: Yes sir?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: What else you got?
Speaker 2: I'm taking the Rams straight up tonight against the Vikings, right,
Speaker 2: I don't just like the primetime spot.
Speaker 1: Vikings are final game for Cooper Cup. Yeah, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: they are shopping that mother.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nothing's a secret there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, what else you got?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna lay the eleven with the Lions against the Titans.
Speaker 1: Such a ship number as a ship number, that's a
Speaker 1: big number, man.
Speaker 2: And that kind of bucks this season, Strand a little bit,
Speaker 2: but I mean automatically, I was like, Titans plus eleven,
Speaker 2: it seems too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, spreads that big automatically about the dog in the NFL.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's that's thirty points in college.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: And I'm going to take the Eagles plus two against
Speaker 2: Shay's Bingals. Fuck you damn sorry, sorry about it. Raiders
Speaker 2: money line against those Chiefs plus three sixty.
Speaker 1: This is where you just see this crick This is
Speaker 1: this is where you win the Diego Pavilla Award or.
Speaker 2: I win three zero point sixty units.
Speaker 1: But that's my point is like, even if you're going
Speaker 1: to bet something like that, you might as to beat
Speaker 1: the Chiefs, but you might as well parlay it with
Speaker 1: something because three point six is what to you at
Speaker 1: seventeen and a.
Speaker 2: Half down right now?
Speaker 1: It's a fun You parlay it with an easy money line.
Speaker 1: You're No.
Speaker 2: Five and that's that's the dumb logic. You parlay it,
Speaker 2: and then you fucking win this one and lose the
Speaker 2: game you parlay it. They would love, Larry Hill, this
Speaker 2: would love.
Speaker 4: For me to parlay. I agree with the Raiders aren't
Speaker 4: going to win that game, no, all right, Larry, But
Speaker 4: if they do, I don't mind doing it with the money,
Speaker 4: but you know, take better with the Yankees again with Cole.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's the other thing we forgot about fucking baseball.
Speaker 1: I got goddamn money on that. Okay, but let me see, Dylan,
Speaker 1: are you doing You're not You're not here, but you're
Speaker 1: acting like you're here. You're not on your board, Danny. Okay,
Speaker 1: I know, but when you're here, I need you to
Speaker 1: be here focused.
Speaker 2: Too late, first of all, way, stranger things can happened too.
Speaker 1: Late, and I might take the invitation back to whoa yeah,
Speaker 1: because you know what, you are cheating me on my
Speaker 1: time and now I have to on my time entertain
Speaker 1: you and your wife. I just think you really cheated
Speaker 1: me today. I don't think you gave me one hundred
Speaker 1: You gave me about sixty one percent. Fantastic.
Speaker 2: Actually, the bigger.
Speaker 1: Issues sixty one percent your wife one hundred percent. No,
Speaker 1: your wife is all in. She's in the moment, she's
Speaker 1: in the conversation. She's laughing, she knows what she has.
Speaker 1: I know means, okay, do you have anything else before
Speaker 1: we get to the World's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I'm just getting interrupted over here, Dad.
Speaker 1: I just spent three hours entertaining a nation, and I
Speaker 1: gotta just lower myself. Russo was a great segment. Did
Speaker 1: you see his hair? Yeah? Cool movie.
Speaker 2: That was a mild day.
Speaker 1: It was great. Christopher Russo's hair was. I loved Electricy.
Speaker 1: I gotta say, yeah, I gotta say, there's a lot
Speaker 1: of nepotism going on for your industry. Yeah, sure, like
Speaker 1: lebron nepotism, I have no problem with. I have no
Speaker 1: problem what about your industry's nepotism. Uh, there are some
Speaker 1: people who have jobs who shouldn't have those jobs.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Oh so you know what, you know, it
Speaker 3: would be like it would be like if Bronnie was
Speaker 3: hosting a really big time show, or you know, if
Speaker 3: it was like Bronni was starting for the Lakers. Yeah,
Speaker 3: not getting the yeah, like it's the fifty fifth pick. Well,
Speaker 3: sometimes you just don't care about Isaiah Long.
Speaker 1: You cut, you cut the line the point. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: you can cut the line halfway or you can go
Speaker 1: right to the front of the line. I agree the
Speaker 1: line half But calling like a Wednesday night baseball game
Speaker 1: on fucking ESPN Plus is not the same as calling
Speaker 1: like halftime as Sunday night football on NBC, like that
Speaker 1: kind of ship is where I start tuning out, like
Speaker 1: it's it's hard to justify. Yeah, uh, anything else dealing.
Speaker 2: I got one more dank Stiller's minus six and a
Speaker 2: half against the Giants.
Speaker 1: Okay, that pruss baseball bad, Larry. Do you have a
Speaker 1: baseball bet? World Series bet?
Speaker 4: We don't go anything but football for to keep score, right, Yeah, but.
Speaker 1: This is just a Hey, you've got the World Series
Speaker 1: the Dodgers.
Speaker 4: Just too many Yankee fans that live around me. I'm
Speaker 4: definitely betting the Dodgers in the series. I might go
Speaker 4: Dodgers series and then go call game one.
Speaker 1: Okay, so Yankees Game one, Dodgers World Series.
Speaker 2: Dodgers Dodgers in five. Sick Dodgers is.
Speaker 1: Still inside your turn. It's because you're terrible over eight
Speaker 1: and a half game one, clarity six, okay, over eight
Speaker 1: and a half. Over eight and a half game one,
Speaker 1: I guess you're figuring that the Yankees are going to
Speaker 1: get seven of those runs. Yeah, they've got a fucking
Speaker 1: yardo flaridy yardo yardo. Okay, are you picking the World
Speaker 1: Series winner? I got Yankees and seven Okay.
Speaker 2: I'll take the Dodgers in five five damn.
Speaker 1: Okay, Shy and Irving podcast wherever you get your podcasts now,
Speaker 1: when you come over next week, if you come over
Speaker 1: next week. If I don't know, I just once again,
Speaker 1: I feel like I got cheated today. And now I'm
Speaker 1: going to tell my wife maybe get Domino's pizza and
Speaker 1: that dude, that'll be it. The roommate's going to be
Speaker 1: so mad at me. I know, but I can't say
Speaker 1: to my wife, give one hundred percent when you gave
Speaker 1: sixty one percent. I gave more than sixty one percent.
Speaker 1: That's arbitrary number. Where'd you even come up with that? Oh?
Speaker 1: I did the research. I did the math.
Speaker 2: Is Domino sixty one percent? Though Papa John maybe I.
Speaker 1: Did more than sixty one It might be De Giorno.
Speaker 2: It's not delivery, it's just off overtaking.
Speaker 1: The soccer board is great content for the show. Okay,
Speaker 1: people are invested in my violence with the U eleven
Speaker 1: soccer It's true. It's true. People are obsessed with what
Speaker 1: I'm going on with because you gotta understand, Danny, you
Speaker 1: gotta understand I'm psychotic, and so and so are most
Speaker 1: of the parents on the sidelin. I've infected them. I've
Speaker 1: sold them. But here's the thing that is great that
Speaker 1: you're all in. But you have to be all in
Speaker 1: on this, like you came here to do this. I did,
Speaker 1: and I came here to spread the word about how
Speaker 1: to take over your local soccer board. But you even
Speaker 1: said you weren't all here today. You even not true.
Speaker 1: It's not true. I said, I am getting blown up
Speaker 1: about the soccer. You said that you were checking your phone.
Speaker 1: I had to and you were not here. I was
Speaker 1: here sixty one percent. Unbelievable. It's at least seventy seven.
Speaker 1: I sixty one. All right, So pizza hut seventy seven? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think, I think, And so okay. I wouldn't say peace,
Speaker 1: I would say silver sands, all right, we'll see what
Speaker 1: we can do. Okay.
Speaker 2: But that's that's compromise.
Speaker 1: So the shan Irving wherever you get your podcasts, anything
Speaker 1: else needs to be mentioned here. We went way too long.
Speaker 1: I spent no, no, no no, I gotta go get
Speaker 1: stitches out of my show.
Speaker 2: We can talk about how by b yu.
Speaker 1: At that bruises.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good that it was just a scope.
Speaker 1: Well for you the commoner, like for me, you know
Speaker 1: what pissed me off, You know, pissed me off Monday
Speaker 1: when I listen to the show and you were like,
Speaker 1: everybody checked in on me except Marvin. That is true.
Speaker 1: That was lam Marvin. But then I was like, people
Speaker 1: need to check on He just said it was a
Speaker 1: scope who gives a ship? Blah blah blah. Come to
Speaker 1: find out you just lied about the the fact that
Speaker 1: the shoulder surgery was for real. I didn't want these
Speaker 1: guys to be it was for real. You told me, oh,
Speaker 1: just scoting a big deal. Otherwise I would have been
Speaker 1: fucking texting. I didn't want these guys to be nervous
Speaker 1: about if I was going to be alive on Monday
Speaker 1: and that they wouldn't have jobs, so I didn't. I
Speaker 1: tried to take that away from them. I mean, you
Speaker 1: can see that's that's a war work. That is real. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I got four bullet holes up here. Jesus.
Speaker 3: If I wasn't so busy over the weekend, I know
Speaker 3: you had, I still would text you. I didn't need it,
Speaker 3: but we're going to be there. But I'm go, I know,
Speaker 3: and half didn't. Yeah, no, DP, I'm spending money already
Speaker 3: that I don't even have yet.
Speaker 1: Because if I die, that's it. Ballgame, it all goes away.
Speaker 3: I got to do like Sunday night football all the time.
Speaker 1: Then I leave this to my kids and then you know,
Speaker 1: they make this a jungle gym or something, just letting
Speaker 1: you know, go cart track every Yeah, everybody's done. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have like skateboard with shelter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean people are gonna have to run the
Speaker 2: fund center whatever it's called.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you around kids. Okay, So that's it. That's it,
Speaker 1: bad Larry. I'm looking forward to two weeks where I
Speaker 1: get to see you have fun with your with your family.
Speaker 4: Thank you, sir. Can't wait walk out the door to
Speaker 4: raise you know that guys? Good luck?
Speaker 1: All right, that's bad Larry. Who lives in New Jersey,
Speaker 1: Shay and Irving and you got Dylan, you got Picture
Speaker 1: Day Ray, and you got Marvin and yours truly we done?
Speaker 1: Why Why the on your fucking face? I'm upset about
Speaker 1: the surgery. A yeah, that that obsessed me. But I'm good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it's just a lot, Danny. It is. It's aggressive,
Speaker 1: but I was here on Monday. You were your game
Speaker 1: game Warrior hashtag warrior looks. This is Oh, now you care.
Speaker 1: It's funked up, man, it's fucked up. On my tombstone,
Speaker 1: it'll say hashtag warriors and that's it.
Speaker 3: You and Steph Curry greatest Warriors, every right.
Speaker 6: It's really not a surprise though, Like you had COVID
Speaker 6: like bad few and you're like, we're like, oh, maybe
Speaker 6: we'll have the week off. Dan's like, we're gonna move
Speaker 6: the entire set outside in twenty degree weather and I'm
Speaker 6: going to do the show.
Speaker 3: It's not really twenty twenty. What in the blue hell
Speaker 3: are you going to do? I And it's so funny
Speaker 3: because I was telling my what. She goes, Marvin, what
Speaker 3: do you think Dan's going to do? I said, Dan's
Speaker 3: going to come here and just do the show with
Speaker 3: no audience.
Speaker 1: That's what I thought. I thought you'd just be solo shot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I might kicking it. Yeah, Yeah, you're fucking nuts, dude.
Speaker 1: What then I'm not going to continue to do this? No,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, yes, a that's crazy, but like the
Speaker 1: fact that you just don't fucking quit like ever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I got other things I'm going to do. No,
Speaker 1: I mean, like you're I'm saying you, oh, no, coming
Speaker 1: to work, shoulder surgery, COVID. Who gives a shit, doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, yeah, it's fucking Monday, colonoscopy and sports hernia,
Speaker 1: back to back, yeah, or back to front. I know
Speaker 1: there's something in the fucking psyche though. That's like something
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's old generation or if it's
Speaker 1: something you was born with. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: I just it's called caring about your audience, just caring
Speaker 1: about people. It's deeper in that. I think it's a
Speaker 1: violent competitive nature. Well, that's true violently. I don't have violent,
Speaker 1: but I I do. I was asked yesterday do I
Speaker 1: like playing board games? And I said no, right, it
Speaker 1: brings out the worst of me. You are violent in
Speaker 1: particular that risk any risk at risk? Does an Can
Speaker 1: we play risk any risk?
Speaker 3: No? I don't risk.
Speaker 1: I don't play. You know, I've never played a video
Speaker 1: game before, No, ship, never played a video never.
Speaker 2: It would be funny if the World of.
Speaker 1: Warcraft, Madden Call of Duty, nothing, never played.
Speaker 2: It, cripplingly addicted to video games after the show's done.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, and and I get too competitive? Would be
Speaker 1: awesome if you just streamed like yeah, which, yeah, I
Speaker 1: would watch that naked. I'm just gonna sit there naked.
Speaker 3: And you got to call him when DP does his
Speaker 3: new show on h G t V. He's gonna do something.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna you're gonna do South.
Speaker 1: I'm going to. I just I'm done with doing every
Speaker 1: single day. That's all. I just got to hold you
Speaker 1: other things, doing the things you have. I'd like to
Speaker 1: I'd like to move to Italy. I'd like to learn Italian.
Speaker 3: We're all going to Italy.
Speaker 1: Score we're recording in Italy. Southern probably Southern life. Family
Speaker 1: is from there, Southern, like the different kinds of people,
Speaker 1: those two different different kinds of people. I haven't been
Speaker 1: to Lake Como, but I like to go up there,
Speaker 1: hang with George George Clooney. No, he sold his place
Speaker 1: I think for a hundred really nice. Oh yeah, beautiful
Speaker 1: folks have been Yeah yeah, they said cats of ship.
Speaker 1: I don't know. No, it's beautiful.
Speaker 3: Sorry that Italy. Look, I'm just trying to hitch my wagon.
Speaker 3: I'm no, you're not going You're Scott Vampell, I'm Stanford Steve.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna You're not whoever scot Vapel, goes Steve.
Speaker 1: No, I'm done. I don't want anybody to follow me.
Speaker 3: Well too late.
Speaker 1: No, you hate that ship. You don't want any followers.
Speaker 1: You don't anybody following you in real life? No, I don't.
Speaker 1: It's mine. I'm not on social media and you live
Speaker 1: out here. You ain't. You could have been a lot closer.
Speaker 1: I don't need any friends. Wow, Because my wife says,
Speaker 1: why don't you go make friends? And I say, no, no,
Speaker 1: need to.
Speaker 2: Friends are nice?
Speaker 1: Then have four kids need friends for they're not the house?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: But I mean if you want someone to talk to,
Speaker 1: eventually they're gonna call you for something, to need something
Speaker 1: or not. I don't need anything. Yeah, I agree. A
Speaker 1: great night. I'm by myself in my bar having some tequila.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have cigars or are you? I don't know
Speaker 1: what you're allowed to have when you I'm allowed to sigars.
Speaker 1: Are you allowed to have liquor?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Are you allowed to have gummies? Does she know about it? Oh?
Speaker 1: Well no, I'm not going to advertise it. Are you
Speaker 1: allowed to smoke? Pot? Smoke? She would probably smell. I'll
Speaker 1: claim that on you. But do you have any cocaine.
Speaker 3: I do not.
Speaker 1: Well, that's the.
Speaker 2: Easiest thing, that's easiest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, really hard to tell if I'm on cocaine. Okay,
Speaker 1: this way, Okay, we have We've said too much and
Speaker 1: said absolutely nothing. This is this is the one that
Speaker 1: brings me down. Yeah, Emmy, okay, Uh, they don't get
Speaker 1: them for podcasts. Okay. So for everybody here, I hope
Speaker 1: you'll join us next week. Can't wait. Thanks for joining us.
Speaker 1: It's been our pleasure to serve you. Have a good weekend.