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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame mornings. Hello, Hi, this is

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Speaker 1: Sad calling from catering. I was looking for Chris. Did

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Speaker 1: you say Sad, Yes, the name is that. I don't

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Speaker 1: think we've spoke yet, though. I think you've been dealing

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Speaker 1: with glory. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and my fiance has been

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Speaker 1: sort of talking a lot as well. So, um, all right, nice,

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Speaker 1: miss nice. Well, it is a pleasure to make your

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Speaker 1: acquaintance as well, and we are very excited to be

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Speaker 1: catering your anniversary party. Um. No, it is an engagement party.

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Speaker 1: Engagement party, dear me, I'm so sorry. The food doesn't change,

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Speaker 1: the food will be the same. Sorry about that. I

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Speaker 1: meant engagement party. We are honored to be catering your

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Speaker 1: engagement party. Congratulations to you and your fiance. Yep, thank you,

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Speaker 1: thank you absolutely Are you calling me? Well? I know

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Speaker 1: you've agreed to a menu, you've paid your deposit, and

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Speaker 1: the party is just in a few days. But being

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Speaker 1: the head server for a catering company, I thought i'd

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Speaker 1: call you with some exciting little tweaks that I made

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Speaker 1: to your menu. Are you ready for a thrill ride

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Speaker 1: of delight? No, I'm not interested. We already agreed to

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Speaker 1: a menu we wanted like steak, fish and veggie, and

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Speaker 1: that's where we got. That's weird. Agree, Well, here you

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Speaker 1: go for your first option for the first carse painted hills,

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Speaker 1: beef tartar a vood, vianoli, ramp, kimchee, cucumber, herbs, and krostini.

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Speaker 1: What the is krostini? You're in for a treat of you.

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Speaker 1: I don't had Christine before. Lovely farm from an old

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Speaker 1: lady down the street. I'm sorry, what what you say

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Speaker 1: from an old lady down the street. Well, that's that's

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Speaker 1: the name of the local farm that we get it for,

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Speaker 1: old lady down the street. Farms man. Can you just

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Speaker 1: tell me what I agreed to? What is steak fish

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Speaker 1: a vegetarian? Right? Very basic? You've turned my menu into

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Speaker 1: some history menu. Or they serve all your soup out

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Speaker 1: of mason jars and put little garnishes and ladles stuff.

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Speaker 1: Well you haven't heard about the char Let me explain

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Speaker 1: that one to you. I don't want to hear about

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Speaker 1: Pacific arc jar, coriander, lime broth, baby back joy, cherry, tomato,

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Speaker 1: pickled cucumber, salage, picked joy. I'm sorry, I hate cherry tomatoes.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, we can take the cherry tomatoes off. That

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Speaker 1: would you like more back Joy in its place? I

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Speaker 1: can get really massaged back Joy. Dude, I don't even

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Speaker 1: know what you're saying. Man, bedtime story back Joy, what

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Speaker 1: does it mean? It means that we have many options

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Speaker 1: for back Joy here catering. Some of it has pickled,

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Speaker 1: some of it has massaged, and some of it. I

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Speaker 1: read a bedtime story too, every single night. Bedtime story

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Speaker 1: back Joy. It's very medium. You're like from some you know,

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Speaker 1: the show Portlandia. You're like from a sketch. I don't

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Speaker 1: want a dude from a sketch serving my friends whatever

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Speaker 1: they have, massage, bedtime babies, whatever for my engagement party,

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Speaker 1: bro steak, fish, veggies. Okay, I'm about to lose my

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Speaker 1: I know where you guys are. Come down there and

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna lose my But you haven't heard about the polenta?

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Speaker 1: Your polenta? How do I get my money? You'll be pleased.

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Speaker 1: Know that's exactly what we do to our polenta before

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Speaker 1: while getting it prepped. What are you talking about? What

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Speaker 1: you just said is exactly what we do to our

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Speaker 1: polenta before we pop it in the oven. Okay, dude,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk to you in the oven. This is

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Speaker 1: I have so many other things to deal with right

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Speaker 1: now besides your stup. Okay, well, then I'll let you

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Speaker 1: know that this is a fun prank. What what what

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Speaker 1: did you say? This is actually Jewel from the Jewels

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Speaker 1: start doing a phone prank on you and your fiance.

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Speaker 1: Set you up. She said that she bought you in

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Speaker 1: charge of catering for your engagement party, and you ordered

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Speaker 1: some very basic stuff and you also hate those history

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Speaker 1: restaurants with like a million things on the menu. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: she know. Wow, you got me. Well that was okay.

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Speaker 1: You'll be pleased to know that your phone prank today

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Speaker 1: was locally sourced from a little phone company right down

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Speaker 1: the street next door, Tmobile. That was so frustrating, My god,

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Speaker 1: wake up every morning with jubil phone pranks.