1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:03,000 Speaker 1: Coming up in the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,040 --> 00:00:06,840 Speaker 1: four minutes after my Strawberry letter for today subject I've 3 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:10,520 Speaker 1: been a whole fool for eighteen years. But right now 4 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:13,520 Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's playing phone call what 5 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:18,599 Speaker 1: you got enough? If I was a script, guess what 6 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:32,680 Speaker 1: my name would be. Thunder Ball. That's the name. Call thunderbolts. 7 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:42,560 Speaker 1: Thunder Bull the boat to the stage man, bring thunder 8 00:00:42,600 --> 00:01:04,400 Speaker 1: Boat out. Names of weather, Kevin, you want to you 9 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:20,360 Speaker 1: just partner, cloud, drizzle, Stunned the boat. Let me start 10 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:28,560 Speaker 1: together for spring showing you know what, but run the 11 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:44,640 Speaker 1: prank together for Wendy and years overcast. You don't need 12 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:53,640 Speaker 1: some diabetic medicine disloyal to Hello, Hey man, let me 13 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:57,120 Speaker 1: not here? Who's coming? Hey? Let's stunned the boat from 14 00:01:57,160 --> 00:02:02,280 Speaker 1: the club man? What did you get in the boat? Hollo? Yeah, yeah, 15 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:04,040 Speaker 1: this is on the boat man. What did she get in? 16 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:07,840 Speaker 1: What you mean? What did you get in? Uh? She 17 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:09,400 Speaker 1: ain't in here now, but you know what I mean? 18 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:14,880 Speaker 1: What you need? Hey? Uh, I'm trying to actually get 19 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:16,799 Speaker 1: an address and stuff. Man. She got me dancing this 20 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:19,359 Speaker 1: weekend on Saturday night, and I want to see it. 21 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:22,239 Speaker 1: Make sure I got the address and everything. Everything still on. 22 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:25,600 Speaker 1: You know, I don't already gave ut you dancing? So 23 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:28,040 Speaker 1: what not? What you mean she got you dancing? She 24 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:30,440 Speaker 1: asked me to do some male dancing on Saturday night. 25 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:32,400 Speaker 1: So I went on and took off at the club. 26 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:34,760 Speaker 1: And uh, you know, she don't already got my my 27 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:36,840 Speaker 1: gall ain't she ain't had you do no mail dancing 28 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:39,959 Speaker 1: my girls? She Now, I guess he goes to go 29 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:45,760 Speaker 1: to school at at night on weekends, so you know, naching. Okay, okay, okay, 30 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:50,760 Speaker 1: let my name David, David fiance what yeah, that's my gass. 31 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:53,200 Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, hold on. Squeakers been to getting married, 32 00:02:53,680 --> 00:03:00,320 Speaker 1: squeaky squeaky Wait wait wait, okay, I'm David, right, Okay, 33 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:03,720 Speaker 1: that that's that's that's squeaking squeaking. Give me my girl. 34 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:07,079 Speaker 1: You said you're a dancer. I dare said, man is 35 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:09,600 Speaker 1: I'm Thunderbolt. But how do you know my girl? She 36 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:11,880 Speaker 1: come to the club on Satiday. She asked me about 37 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:14,359 Speaker 1: doing some dancing for this coming. Saydy, So she already 38 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,080 Speaker 1: gave me half the money. He comes to the clubs 39 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:20,000 Speaker 1: on on Saturdays. Now, my girl, she goes schools on Saturdays. Man, 40 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:24,000 Speaker 1: you know now what Listen. First of all, I'm blowing 41 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,160 Speaker 1: away by you trying to tell me Squeaking married that 42 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:29,680 Speaker 1: you got me really toe up with stuff. I don't know. No, no, Squeaky, 43 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:32,360 Speaker 1: that's what we call her at the club, man. Man, 44 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:33,919 Speaker 1: look at I'm not gonna get into all of that. 45 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:36,120 Speaker 1: What I'm really calling about this she got me working 46 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:38,560 Speaker 1: this weekend doing some dancing, and I'm trying to just 47 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:40,680 Speaker 1: make sure that we're on for this week because I 48 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:42,839 Speaker 1: didn't gave my spot up at the club. You're trying 49 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:45,400 Speaker 1: to tell my girl hanging out of him buck making 50 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:49,200 Speaker 1: club with dance man. Squeak had been coming up in them, man, 51 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:52,480 Speaker 1: for the last week. He's been there long enough. Nickname, No, 52 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:55,360 Speaker 1: I don't know Squeaky for five years, squeakyd been coming. Man, 53 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:59,280 Speaker 1: this this thunderbolt. Me and Squeaker go way back. No, man, 54 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:02,320 Speaker 1: Well we're gonna handle when you get in here, and 55 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:04,480 Speaker 1: you can you know, handle yours? Have you got to 56 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:06,480 Speaker 1: handle it? Talk to whoever you got to to get 57 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:08,800 Speaker 1: your little money or whatever or no, no, no, no whatever. 58 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:13,160 Speaker 1: I don't wait a minute, mane that that's not that 59 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:16,280 Speaker 1: you're listening. Man, I can't get my slot back at 60 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:19,200 Speaker 1: the club. That Squeaker got to give me the remaining balanced. Man, 61 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:20,680 Speaker 1: even if she ain't gonna do, I need my other 62 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,400 Speaker 1: winding balance to give you the rain bounce of nothing. 63 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:25,640 Speaker 1: Hey man, I need to ring money money that that 64 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:28,080 Speaker 1: she gave you. What's your saying? You can just count 65 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:30,320 Speaker 1: that out. Here's going to give your thing, Hey man, 66 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:33,040 Speaker 1: under Boat gonna get his money. Man, I need my 67 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:36,400 Speaker 1: one fi tunder Boats gonna get it. Well, then that's 68 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:37,760 Speaker 1: what you got to do. And that's what you got 69 00:04:37,839 --> 00:04:40,040 Speaker 1: to do. Man, I tell you what that's for, thunderbook. 70 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:43,000 Speaker 1: But any to getting no can talking about calling you 71 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:45,560 Speaker 1: squeaky and all this whole ain't I ain't working for 72 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:48,640 Speaker 1: to give money a Wayne to some bunder boat like 73 00:04:48,839 --> 00:04:51,440 Speaker 1: it or whatever. Hey man, look man, it's Thunderboat. It 74 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:54,159 Speaker 1: ain't lighting. It's Thunderboat lighting and work on Wednesday night. 75 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:56,400 Speaker 1: There's Thunderboat. I don't know who you didn't talk to 76 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:58,760 Speaker 1: already about that, but you need to haul that them. 77 00:04:58,839 --> 00:05:01,760 Speaker 1: But don't be calling here asking my girl to give 78 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:05,080 Speaker 1: you some money and giving you because she don't make nothing. 79 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:08,400 Speaker 1: I'm coming over there now and get my money from 80 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:12,440 Speaker 1: Squeaky ain't. I ain't hear it. Don't make nothing. You 81 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:14,720 Speaker 1: think all the money around here, so you ain't gonna 82 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:17,040 Speaker 1: get nothing from over unifier, So you can wipe that 83 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:19,719 Speaker 1: your mind. I'm coming over there to get my money 84 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:22,680 Speaker 1: from Squeaky today. You're coming over here. I'm coming over 85 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:25,120 Speaker 1: there to get my money from Squeaky. Don't want I 86 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:27,400 Speaker 1: ain't got time to play. I don't love my slot 87 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:29,160 Speaker 1: at the club. See what you get. See if you 88 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:32,840 Speaker 1: get some money, get your leg started coming over there 89 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:34,240 Speaker 1: to get the rest of his buney. You've been not 90 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:36,280 Speaker 1: bringing over here because you come. But I'll tell you 91 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:38,920 Speaker 1: what bringing them going over here? And I'm gonna show 92 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:41,040 Speaker 1: you lighting it. I ain't know you got some money 93 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:43,440 Speaker 1: on ready for she's lying here and give you money. 94 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:45,240 Speaker 1: And the way I'm struggling, I tell you what you 95 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:47,840 Speaker 1: bring your over you won't do and watch one so down. 96 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:50,720 Speaker 1: Hey man, all I'm saying is I'm gonna come over 97 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:53,120 Speaker 1: there and wait outside out so Squeaky to get there 98 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:54,960 Speaker 1: to get the rest of my money. That's what I'm 99 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,120 Speaker 1: saying to you. You're gonna come over and said outside 100 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:59,520 Speaker 1: what I'm gonna come over there and wait outside for 101 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,280 Speaker 1: Squeaky get this so I could get the resume my 102 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:04,360 Speaker 1: money over here and said outside my house. That's what 103 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:05,840 Speaker 1: I'm gonna do with That's when it takes for me 104 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:07,680 Speaker 1: to get my money from Squeaky. I'll tell you what 105 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:09,480 Speaker 1: you've been over here there and sit outside of my 106 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:11,520 Speaker 1: house and we can get you. See you blow the 107 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:13,280 Speaker 1: hard one, that's what you do. You throw the horns. 108 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:15,160 Speaker 1: Come out there and meet you and let you know 109 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:18,480 Speaker 1: what's going down the bush them and we meet. She 110 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:21,360 Speaker 1: can see you all laid out, like, come on over 111 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:23,440 Speaker 1: and get your money. I'm gonna to get my money 112 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:24,920 Speaker 1: or its squeen. You on me a hundred and fifty 113 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:26,800 Speaker 1: dollars and I've been to come get don't give what 114 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,520 Speaker 1: she told you about undertid us. Mom is she giving you? 115 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:31,800 Speaker 1: You gotta be happy with that. You want to come 116 00:06:31,839 --> 00:06:34,040 Speaker 1: over here talking about you want some more money. You 117 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:38,000 Speaker 1: know somebody old thunderboat or hundred and fifty dollars and 118 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:40,560 Speaker 1: thunderboat gonna get his money. Better. Try to go and 119 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:44,400 Speaker 1: dance at the club on on this weekend, so here 120 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:46,880 Speaker 1: you will not be dancing at the talking about sitting 121 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:49,760 Speaker 1: out front of mom. Squeaky gonna give me, my wimping. 122 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:51,160 Speaker 1: You ain't even got nothing to do with this is 123 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:53,840 Speaker 1: no way this transaction is between me and Squeaky. It 124 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:55,880 Speaker 1: ain't got nothing to do with you, no way her 125 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:57,880 Speaker 1: name is, then it's got everything to do with me. 126 00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:02,360 Speaker 1: You come talking about chilling you from money, and I'm 127 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:05,920 Speaker 1: going over here. I got your money, Come get you, 128 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:07,560 Speaker 1: and I got your money right here. I gonna be 129 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:10,400 Speaker 1: sitting out first waiting on you. Squeaky the one asked 130 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:13,000 Speaker 1: for me to dance Saturday night. Squeaky, Yeah, I told 131 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,680 Speaker 1: a three hundred dollars plus kills. Now I ain't gonna 132 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:17,640 Speaker 1: getting no kills. Like I'll tell you where I am 133 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:20,119 Speaker 1: gonna get my three hundred dollars. I got one fifty 134 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:22,080 Speaker 1: and I'm gonna get the other one fifty with Squeaky. 135 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:23,840 Speaker 1: Get out. You ain't getting it from me. You're gonna 136 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:26,240 Speaker 1: get your busson from me. I got one more thing 137 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:27,920 Speaker 1: I need to say to you. What you're listening to me. 138 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:31,160 Speaker 1: I'm listen. I can hear you. But this is Matthew 139 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:34,480 Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got 140 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:40,160 Speaker 1: cranked by your homeboy who This is Matthew Tommy, man 141 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:43,200 Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked 142 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:52,280 Speaker 1: by your homeboy. God, you quiz to play too much? Man, 143 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:57,440 Speaker 1: y'all had round this. I'm putting on boots. Man, I 144 00:07:57,520 --> 00:08:01,520 Speaker 1: got year. I'm gonna glad in. I got tykes and 145 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:07,680 Speaker 1: fat man. Man. Y'all bro I'd been glad with somebody. 146 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:13,480 Speaker 1: Thank yo. I'm gonna get y'all got me. Y'all got me? Man, 147 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:15,520 Speaker 1: I got one more thing. I gotta ask you, man, 148 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:19,120 Speaker 1: what is what is the baddest I'm talking about the 149 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:23,680 Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land, The Steve Harvey Morning 150 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:34,800 Speaker 1: Shown the boat. Baby's cutting the boat. I'm doing comedy, okay, 151 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:38,920 Speaker 1: and Johnson and Jackson bea flada. No, I've been with 152 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:41,800 Speaker 1: twelfth and thirteen. That's Friday and Saturday. Tickets on sale 153 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:44,480 Speaker 1: right now. Now here we go, Here go the big news. 154 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:47,800 Speaker 1: That's time we got for you right here. Chicago, Illinois, Washington, 155 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:50,480 Speaker 1: d C, Atlanta, Georgia. This is the New Year's Eve 156 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:53,840 Speaker 1: Comedy Laugh Fast. That is Eddie Griffith. That is such 157 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:59,000 Speaker 1: the entertainer DL Hughley. Earthquake hosted by Yours Truly Chicago 158 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:01,800 Speaker 1: is DC. The thirty of watching the d C is 159 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:05,360 Speaker 1: the first of January. Atlanta is the second of January. 160 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:09,559 Speaker 1: Tickets on sale, right, none, all right, nephew, thank you. 161 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:13,000 Speaker 1: Coming up next, it's the Strawberry Letters, subject I've been 162 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:17,120 Speaker 1: a whole fool for eighteen years. You're listening to the 163 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:18,680 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show.