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Speaker 4: Tell us all about it? We scared? Or was it fine? Now?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you welcome ry? Do

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Speaker 4: This is Christopher, This is karc Will Garrett?

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Speaker 3: Do you need here?

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Speaker 4: All?

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Speaker 3: Thanks? Calling Studio Elder other studios that provide some things comedy,

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Speaker 3: but we demand all all of the things. Do you

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Speaker 4: Yes? Do you like word play sometimes?

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Speaker 3: Do you like Cat's skillion racial comedy?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Of the old INDI? Do you like blackface always?

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Speaker 3: Wait wait wait no, no, you're said, it's all available

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Speaker 4: Luckily you can't see anything. Yeah, the problematic parts are

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Speaker 3: If you really think about a blackface or minstrel comedy

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Speaker 4: Visually, right the audio? Well that's not true though, because

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Speaker 4: It's worse than I just did it, So it was okay. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: but I've really folded in a lot of you know what, Look,

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Speaker 3: Hey, I'm not mad if Ted Danson can do it.

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Speaker 3: Let's let's get okay with it, because that guy does

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Speaker 4: Uh except for when he did that.

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Speaker 3: If anything, it was like, she'll laugh at this, Well

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Speaker 3: I don't even do you know the backstory?

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Speaker 4: Mixture of personalities there. What was he doing? What was

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Speaker 4: Now, so you tan faced you you weren't black. It

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Speaker 3: And then also to defend myself, and it's more embarrassing.

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Speaker 4: It's what Donald Trump looks like when he's on TV.

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Speaker 4: But you went to college in Montana.

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Speaker 7: Okay, her emails should have gone through like a like

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Speaker 3: what are they there? They were big scary emails.

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Speaker 7: There was like one hundred and thirteen that were potentially

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Speaker 4: Huh.

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Speaker 3: Well, I, for one forgive her.

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Speaker 4: Well, I just think it's it's just so him that

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Speaker 3: Because he doesn't email with anyone it's just everyone surrounding

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Speaker 4: And he's just screaming into there is no one.

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Speaker 4: It is in no way tremendous. The pictures where it's

442
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,399
Speaker 4: Millenia holding the baby with all the gold and the

443
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:19,199
Speaker 4: all that, I think that might be their house or

444
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:23,840
Speaker 4: their apartment. But the office looks like a coke dealer

445
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:28,359
Speaker 4: wanted to get into accounting. And then the government seized

446
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:29,960
Speaker 4: it and sold it to Donald Trump.

447
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:31,360
Speaker 3: Oh wow, it's.

448
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:35,920
Speaker 4: So tacky and weird and old looking. And and he

449
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,080
Speaker 4: was like, we were shooting a thing that was like

450
00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:41,199
Speaker 4: a send up of The Apprentice or whatever, and he

451
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:45,280
Speaker 4: fires Ellen and as stupid but he was. So he

452
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:49,760
Speaker 4: started off by he met her by telling her the

453
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:52,960
Speaker 4: ratings of The Apprentice. He was introduced to her, and

454
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,640
Speaker 4: he immediately just started saying, well, the number one day

455
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:58,359
Speaker 4: show an NBC did it, but like it was so

456
00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:03,960
Speaker 4: weird and like pathological and bizarre.

457
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:07,200
Speaker 3: He's always wanted to belong and I think even from

458
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:10,120
Speaker 3: what I've heard, even in that well, April was talking

459
00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:12,959
Speaker 3: about he's never even belonged with the New York millionaires

460
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:16,600
Speaker 3: that he's no. Yeah, he's just like a oh man,

461
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:17,680
Speaker 3: Now I feel bad for.

462
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:20,680
Speaker 4: Him, do you really well just then oh just.

463
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:23,000
Speaker 3: That moment, Yeah, when people don't belong.

464
00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:27,040
Speaker 4: I don't. Yes, there's a lot of pain around him

465
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:30,159
Speaker 4: and all of the people that so desperately need to

466
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:31,880
Speaker 4: believe that he's going to help them.

467
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:32,880
Speaker 3: Yeah.

468
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:36,920
Speaker 4: I just can't understand the people don't see that he's

469
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:41,040
Speaker 4: a crook, Like he's all anything that he's accused Hillary

470
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,000
Speaker 4: Clinton of he is guilty of times five.

471
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:46,760
Speaker 3: I've started. I've never done any online dating, but I

472
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:48,280
Speaker 3: got on that bumble thing.

473
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:48,960
Speaker 4: Oh you did?

474
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:52,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, And they have an option there where you can

475
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:56,639
Speaker 3: just slide over a graphic that says I'm with Trump

476
00:24:56,720 --> 00:25:01,720
Speaker 3: or I'm with Hillary. It's inordinate a crazy amount of women,

477
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:04,560
Speaker 3: or maybe it's sarcastic, I know, but they claim to

478
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:05,720
Speaker 3: be voting for Trump and.

479
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:11,120
Speaker 4: I'm I'm like, you know, in Los Angeles, I can't

480
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:16,280
Speaker 4: be very I know, how about a single woman in

481
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:16,840
Speaker 4: this day?

482
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:19,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I I don't know.

483
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:22,199
Speaker 4: They must all be fans of The Handmaid's Tale. They're like,

484
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:23,960
Speaker 4: I want to go to a Birthen camp.

485
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:26,359
Speaker 3: Or they're way better at sarcasm than me. But I

486
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:27,040
Speaker 3: don't think so.

487
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:31,639
Speaker 4: No, it doesn't. You know what's funny? I April almost

488
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:34,960
Speaker 4: got me to sign up for Bumble. Between April and

489
00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:35,359
Speaker 4: he was.

490
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:37,400
Speaker 3: My other friend. It might be kind of fun because

491
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:40,800
Speaker 3: you do all the you make all the moves.

492
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,320
Speaker 4: I would never do that.

493
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:46,040
Speaker 3: Well, then I feel because no one's doing it for me.

494
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:50,399
Speaker 3: I've not been on there a couple of weeks, not

495
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,720
Speaker 3: a single I actually re.

496
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:56,600
Speaker 4: Signed up and I have a good bio and I

497
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,200
Speaker 4: took good and a good face.

498
00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:01,520
Speaker 3: Yeah my pictures I might six feet tall. You never know,

499
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:03,800
Speaker 3: fucking nothing.

500
00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:05,119
Speaker 4: That's super weird.

501
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 3: I've gotta get off.

502
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:09,280
Speaker 4: You are in your picture. Are you looking straight into

503
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 4: the camera? You change that picture?

504
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 3: Oh?

505
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,000
Speaker 4: Really, yes, I swear to god. I read an article

506
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:20,760
Speaker 4: about that. How women men's pictures where they're looking straight

507
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:23,000
Speaker 4: into camera freak them out and they don't like it.

508
00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:29,359
Speaker 4: Go run in and put your put on some underarmor.

509
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:30,800
Speaker 3: Shirt and look off in the distance.

510
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,600
Speaker 4: Look off and put your leg up on a rock.

511
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:35,480
Speaker 4: They'll love that and you can date all the trump

512
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:36,160
Speaker 4: women you want.

513
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:39,080
Speaker 3: I want to show off. My legs are a little Oh.

514
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:41,360
Speaker 4: Then then put your arm on a rock.

515
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:45,040
Speaker 3: Should lean on it like I'm thinking. Yes, all right,

516
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:46,520
Speaker 3: I like that, and look off in the.

517
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 4: Distance and maybe cry a tiny bit.

518
00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:52,040
Speaker 3: What if in every photo I don't look in the camera,

519
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:55,359
Speaker 3: and I say, cameras steal your soul. That's my bio,

520
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:55,920
Speaker 3: that's all.

521
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 4: That's genius, that's my.

522
00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:00,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, I cameras steal your soul everything.

523
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:06,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you're looking up there in a native headdress.

524
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:08,080
Speaker 4: Don't do no, that's problematic.

525
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:10,920
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, we're getting back to the version of me

526
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,159
Speaker 3: that was willing to put Tanner face on.

527
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:14,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's not go there again.

528
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:16,360
Speaker 3: All right. I'm sorry that I I he.

529
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,480
Speaker 4: But don't you think it's funny? That I went through

530
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,879
Speaker 4: all the trouble. It was all the way down to

531
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 4: all I had to do was press the button to

532
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:26,840
Speaker 4: sign up, like I'd fucking gone back onto Facebook. Yeah,

533
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:29,240
Speaker 4: all these things and then I just like went to

534
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 4: touch it and I was like, I just can't. Yeah,

535
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:32,680
Speaker 4: I just can't.

536
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:35,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's scary, right, it's horrifying.

537
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 5: It's me.

538
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:37,720
Speaker 3: I didn't think it would be.

539
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, it's I don't know how people do it.

540
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,160
Speaker 3: I didn't think it would be. And it's real weird,

541
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,440
Speaker 3: and I'm I don't want to meet strangers. I've never

542
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:46,280
Speaker 3: If anyone's ever like hey, I want to set you

543
00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 3: up with my friend, a person I trust, I'm like, nah,

544
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 3: that's weird. Yeah, it's narrow, and I can't believe women

545
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,960
Speaker 3: do it. I'm like, if they don't, you better have mace.

546
00:27:57,119 --> 00:27:58,120
Speaker 4: Well, it's always like like.

547
00:27:58,119 --> 00:28:01,440
Speaker 3: Everyone's a you know, I know, predator.

548
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:01,880
Speaker 5: I know.

549
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:03,360
Speaker 3: Don't go meeting.

550
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:05,560
Speaker 4: Something, don't go out meeting people for coffee.

551
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:08,840
Speaker 3: That's if I do. If I ever messaged with one

552
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:11,119
Speaker 3: of these people, I'm gonna say, do not meet me.

553
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:13,200
Speaker 3: It's just dangerous.

554
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 4: But you say that that's the message underneath the dick pic.

555
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:19,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, just so, here's my dick. Let's meet in the park.

556
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 3: You better bring pepper spray spray, right, embrace yourself.

557
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:27,560
Speaker 4: This is gonna be bad, No, I really do. I

558
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:29,520
Speaker 4: also don't know. Like I had a friend who told

559
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:31,480
Speaker 4: me a story about one time sitting in a restaurant

560
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:35,280
Speaker 4: and the guy that she had arranged to meet. I

561
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,080
Speaker 4: think she was on, okay, keep it. I can't remember

562
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:40,320
Speaker 4: walked in and she watched his face fall when he

563
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 4: saw her in person. I've seen them, and I just

564
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:44,239
Speaker 4: I don't know.

565
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,200
Speaker 3: How how do you terrible feeling?

566
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 4: How do you go on? I don't I'm not interested

567
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 4: in that.

568
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 3: Oh that's the worst.

569
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,560
Speaker 4: It's terrible. And then I would just I think I

570
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:56,440
Speaker 4: would just verbally abuse that person if they sat down,

571
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 4: I'd be like, so, yeah, this has this been the

572
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:01,160
Speaker 4: eyebrow situation all along?

573
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:04,360
Speaker 3: Or yeah, how long have you not been able to

574
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 3: control your face? Or do you mean his eyebrows because

575
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:08,840
Speaker 3: they're raised or because they're ungroomed?

576
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 4: I would go ungroomed, but that's you know, I'm eyebrow.

577
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 3: Okay, like your face you made skinky? What's it like?

578
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:16,160
Speaker 4: Yeah?

579
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:18,479
Speaker 3: Just go after him? Yeah or something?

580
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:21,719
Speaker 4: How could you not it's a stranger. There's no goodwill

581
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:22,560
Speaker 4: at all.

582
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 3: It sounds horrifying. I'm deleting the app right now, let's.

583
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 4: Do it, okay, and then I'll sign up.

584
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:31,560
Speaker 3: Well, I'll just transfer mine over to you. Well.

585
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:34,000
Speaker 4: The worst part is it's like I would like to date,

586
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 4: but that I can't do it that way. And then

587
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 4: the traditional way is like what what like I'm not

588
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:40,720
Speaker 4: going to go to a bar, don't drink.

589
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,920
Speaker 3: Well here's Michael Connolly said, sorry, I just got home.

590
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,320
Speaker 3: I'll do the podcast another time.

591
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:47,840
Speaker 4: Oh he's very busy. Man.

592
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:49,959
Speaker 3: He's point, we don't have a guest today. But that's

593
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,280
Speaker 3: oh yeah, I'm glad you and I we had to

594
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:55,200
Speaker 3: riff last. The last episode was very information based.

595
00:29:55,680 --> 00:30:00,640
Speaker 4: That's right. The uh, that's right. I never I just remembered.

596
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 4: I didn't retweet that or anything.

597
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,720
Speaker 3: That's okay. I did and I put it out there. Okay,

598
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:08,160
Speaker 3: I'm in Sean did okay? Good?

599
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, there was there was a lot of It was

600
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:12,080
Speaker 4: very single topic.

601
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 3: But after it, I'm like, maybe I should try and

602
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 3: do some mellucinogens. I should probably just go to the therapy.

603
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:22,880
Speaker 5: Right.

604
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 4: Therapy is great, yeah, but it takes a long time. Hallucinogens,

605
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:29,240
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't have that much experience with them.

606
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:35,960
Speaker 4: When those people talk about having those like aahuasca like experiences,

607
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,960
Speaker 4: like I saw that sixty minutes about how a lot

608
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:43,320
Speaker 4: of veterans, like Iraq war veterans are doing that because

609
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:45,400
Speaker 4: it's helping them with their PTSD.

610
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:47,280
Speaker 3: That seems teresting to me.

611
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, who knows what could help? You know?

612
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:53,160
Speaker 3: I know I have PTSD. I mean I wasn't in

613
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:56,720
Speaker 3: the shit, but my dad was in reserves, and and

614
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:59,000
Speaker 3: he was married to my mom and a lot of

615
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:02,320
Speaker 3: style I okay, a lot of people had to snap

616
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 3: necks and foo buy or crawl into a fox hole.

617
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:07,960
Speaker 3: I have many times walked in on my mother making

618
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:11,160
Speaker 3: love to different men. Oh why maybe I should go

619
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:14,520
Speaker 3: do drugs in a tent and then a Native American

620
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 3: man can guide me through what that meant.

621
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 4: He would help you barf for like four hours.

622
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:20,760
Speaker 3: That's whatever.

623
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:23,720
Speaker 4: As far as i've you're gonna have to borrow.

624
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 3: I don't want to throw.

625
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,200
Speaker 4: You have to the whole time. It's part of it.

626
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 4: You sid barf and bar if and barf, and it

627
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 4: feels like you can't stop barfing. Then then you start hallucinating.

628
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:36,720
Speaker 3: I want to have visions the barf turns.

629
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:39,080
Speaker 4: Into a spirit animal. I don't want to and then

630
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:40,800
Speaker 4: Barf becomes your spirit animal.

631
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:42,920
Speaker 3: Oh do you have to call him barf like a

632
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:44,480
Speaker 3: cook from you can't do that on.

633
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:51,320
Speaker 4: Television, or Barfy the dog from a family Circle circus

634
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 4: really the Family Circus.

635
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, where Billy would leave.

636
00:31:56,920 --> 00:32:01,600
Speaker 4: Trit little tracks. Yeah, your dog and Barfy. It made

637
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:02,520
Speaker 4: me laugh every time.

638
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:05,880
Speaker 3: There would be episodes, and I think I'll call him episodes.

639
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 3: It's just a single panel, no jokes. Every once in

640
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 3: a while it would be like Grandma lost her leg

641
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 3: to an angel named diabetes. No, I remember that, and

642
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:23,600
Speaker 3: then an angel floating away or maybe that was a parody.

643
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:27,000
Speaker 3: I mean that was in Mad Magazine. I don't know.

644
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:31,959
Speaker 3: It was always like a lot of like it's very spiritual, spiritual,

645
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:35,560
Speaker 3: like God stuff in lieu of a joke, and it's

646
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:38,280
Speaker 3: one panel, so it's like you better have and every

647
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:39,320
Speaker 3: once in a while you have it.

648
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 4: Every once in a while. It was funny Bill Keene,

649
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,640
Speaker 4: Bill Keen, but it was mostly it was for families.

650
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 4: It was something to cut out and put on the refrigerator.

651
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:51,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, easy light, Yeah, a non offensive but he.

652
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 4: Used to eat mushrooms by the handful. No amazing. Bill

653
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 4: keaneould get all fucked up and then draw Billy walking

654
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:00,720
Speaker 4: all over the city.

655
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 3: Just that's him super tripping out because I whoa look

656
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 3: at this perforated line, how it twists and bends everything

657
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 3: else though I've measured the houses, it's all perfect lines.

658
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:15,480
Speaker 4: But not Billy's feet walking everywhere.

659
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:19,960
Speaker 3: Ah United features Syndic.

660
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 4: What is your favorite opening credits.

661
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:29,320
Speaker 3: Thing?

662
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:32,080
Speaker 4: Do you know what I'm talking about? Like off the cuff,

663
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 4: I would answer the one that was at the beginning

664
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 4: of The Muppet Show where it was like three spinning

665
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:40,280
Speaker 4: worlds it looked like and it was like, oh, really

666
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:41,960
Speaker 4: old looking. It looked like if it was from like

667
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,320
Speaker 4: the late sixties.

668
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 3: Of all time. It would have to be HBO because

669
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 3: they would I have always loved miniatures. I as a kid,

670
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:52,360
Speaker 3: and my dad will tell you I wanted a dollhouse

671
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 3: just because there's a tiny toaster in a little bed

672
00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 3: and little pillows and I just thought that was the coolest,

673
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 3: and it is. I'd put army guys in there. You're

674
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 3: no bag, yeah, yeah, I'm no Nancy Pants, but uh

675
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 3: but yeah, the the beginning of the HBO that later

676
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 3: became that logo.

677
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,280
Speaker 4: And then it's like Silver Streak with Gene Milder.

678
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:24,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's you go in. Here's the great part that no,

679
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 3: and maybe because now they have maybe not even anymore.

680
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:33,600
Speaker 3: They just had the HBO logo pre motion graphics. It

681
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:40,440
Speaker 3: is a animated model, chromed out that flies up. But

682
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:43,840
Speaker 3: before that, you are the po V of this logo

683
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:48,399
Speaker 3: flying above a city and there's tiny cars and some

684
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 3: of them I would look and them like that's a

685
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:54,560
Speaker 3: matchbox car, this is a giant, this is like uh,

686
00:34:54,680 --> 00:35:01,160
Speaker 3: you know, several tables of all train set mini treat like.

687
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:03,920
Speaker 3: As a young my dad and I used to do

688
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,440
Speaker 3: like we did like a train set with trees and

689
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:09,719
Speaker 3: little ice skaters and a tunnel. I was so into that.

690
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:12,440
Speaker 3: I would go into the hobby stores look at all

691
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:15,640
Speaker 3: the tiny stuff and I wanted all of it. But

692
00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 3: it's super expensive, but it was so cool. That is

693
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 3: the best intro thing.

694
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:24,640
Speaker 4: I totally agree with that. But I also really loved

695
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:27,759
Speaker 4: the TriStar horse, the Pegasus.

696
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:30,000
Speaker 3: And enveloping and then getting frozen into a.

697
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 4: Line, you know, yes, which that part made me sad.

698
00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 4: But the beginning where it's likeaana. The first time I

699
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:42,480
Speaker 4: saw that in the movie theater, a voice in my

700
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:44,840
Speaker 4: head said, I'm going to be in the movies, and

701
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:46,359
Speaker 4: then I was like, I'm going to be in tri

702
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:49,400
Speaker 4: star movies. That's I only wanted to be in a

703
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 4: movie that had that at the beginning, and now they

704
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:52,400
Speaker 4: don't have it anymore.

705
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 3: The other night, watched because it's on Netflix, and I

706
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 3: really haven't seen it since I was a kid. I

707
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:00,760
Speaker 3: never watched it any other time in my life.

708
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 4: Et Oh.

709
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 3: I had not seen et since I was a little kid,

710
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:08,160
Speaker 3: and so of course it does hold up. I did cry.

711
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 3: There is a scene where, uh, what is ambling? Oh,

712
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:17,000
Speaker 3: Ambulin's like an old movie, maybe his first movie, so

713
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 3: that's the name of it. But there is a scene

714
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:22,799
Speaker 3: where he rides the bike. Yeah, and because I recognized well,

715
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 3: that then triggered the logo for Amblin Entertainment. I swear

716
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:31,720
Speaker 3: I teared up for that more than the Dying alien,

717
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 3: because frankly is not that well animated.

718
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:37,040
Speaker 4: No, it's a weird rubbery puppet that when it's dying,

719
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:38,720
Speaker 4: you're like stopping, so pathetic.

720
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:43,200
Speaker 3: Et Yeah, and they really phoned it in. Maybe they

721
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:45,160
Speaker 3: were all coked up, and they were dealing too much

722
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:47,360
Speaker 3: with putting the tent around the house that they just

723
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:50,839
Speaker 3: put baby powder on the model and they're like, yeah,

724
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,719
Speaker 3: just leave him there, and he's hugging him and he

725
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:55,560
Speaker 3: just jiggles because he's a rubber. It started to seem

726
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 3: like the movie that you showed me that changed my life.

727
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:00,279
Speaker 4: Macimm Mac and Me it's start.

728
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:02,799
Speaker 3: I'm like, wait, Mac and Me wasn't that far off.

729
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:05,200
Speaker 4: No, No, they almost did a kind of a good

730
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:05,759
Speaker 4: job with it.

731
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:10,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, well considerat it's like Mac and mee, come on,

732
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:13,799
Speaker 3: eyes a little hard on you. And at the end

733
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:16,000
Speaker 3: of maca me if you'll watch it, and everyone should.

734
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:18,960
Speaker 3: At the end, there's a promise and then when the bubblegum,

735
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 3: you know, when they're all driving as an American family

736
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:23,360
Speaker 3: with red, white and blue neck ties.

737
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:29,360
Speaker 8: Yeah, they're sworn in as Americans. So one of the

738
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:32,800
Speaker 8: members of the family choose a bubblegum bubble and it says,

739
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:35,560
Speaker 8: will be back, And you know what, I haven't seen

740
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:38,279
Speaker 8: a sequel for Mac and Me McDonald's.

741
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 4: I don't think that McDonald's understood how bad they were

742
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 4: at screenwriting or true entertainment that they're they needed to

743
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:54,000
Speaker 4: focus on on meal deals on very finely chopped onions.

744
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 3: I do think that the things that they're good. How

745
00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:57,279
Speaker 3: do they do it?

746
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:01,840
Speaker 4: Actually? I just made my own mouthwater because that's the McDonald's.

747
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,840
Speaker 4: As you know, I was very addicted to McDonald's.

748
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:07,160
Speaker 3: Finally chopped onions mixed with mustard.

749
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:09,839
Speaker 4: That's and then just a touch of ketchup and then

750
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 4: those insane almost like pickles that seem like there's some

751
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 4: chemical involved, like it's not just pickle Brian, like it

752
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:21,759
Speaker 4: might be the thing that you put dead frogs in

753
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,880
Speaker 4: when you have to cut them open in high school.

754
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 3: What's our specific sandwich? And I is a big fan

755
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 3: that was hot on one side and pool on the other.

756
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:31,720
Speaker 3: McDLT because one thing it's a mcdeal.

757
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 4: No McDLT Oh right, yeah, something lettuce and tomato. Yeah,

758
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:43,440
Speaker 4: what's that d I could be wrong, but oh.

759
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:47,680
Speaker 3: I forgot they made those with dick meat. Come on,

760
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:52,120
Speaker 3: come on, I just don't like hot pickles. I don't really.

761
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:55,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you were excited that they were combined cold pickles.

762
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:59,359
Speaker 3: I need the combination. There's that place by the house,

763
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:02,240
Speaker 3: would I get breakfast burritos and the salsa they bring warm.

764
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:04,839
Speaker 3: It's like if you don't think a person doesn't allow

765
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 3: to dip their hot food into a cold salsa, Yeah,

766
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 3: you're sadly mistaken in your kitchen needs a revamp.

767
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:14,839
Speaker 4: But I guess I get I'm defensive now because I

768
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:18,440
Speaker 4: feel like the combination of flavors on the McDonald's cheeseburger

769
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 4: is perfection, and they are hot pickles because it's all microwaved.

770
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:26,480
Speaker 3: Well they I think it's probably not the temperatum what

771
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 3: they did. They just put they inject it with something

772
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 3: else that's like an addictive.

773
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 4: Active, right, like cocaine, Yeah, coke, sugar. There were definitely

774
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:39,239
Speaker 4: times where I was at the McDonald's drive through going like,

775
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:43,440
Speaker 4: this is a you're having like a bottoming out watershed

776
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:44,919
Speaker 4: moment right now eating this food.

777
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 3: Again, I didn't know I when I it's I don't

778
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 3: know how I survived during lunchtime all through high school

779
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 3: because I didn't get My mom would occasionally give me money,

780
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:57,680
Speaker 3: and uh, but it would be like two bucks for

781
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 3: the day, and you could eat for two dollars back then,

782
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:04,920
Speaker 3: and I would go to Burger King or McDonald's and

783
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 3: get like two burgers, two fries, two dollars and I didn't.

784
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:11,280
Speaker 3: I didn't even pay attention to what I was eating

785
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:15,120
Speaker 3: at all. I just eat whatever I could get, right,

786
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 3: And I think that's probably still a thing.

787
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:20,799
Speaker 4: Yes, one hundred percent. Well, that's why fast food is

788
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:23,800
Speaker 4: so evil. It is because they fill everything with sugar

789
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,799
Speaker 4: and salt and fat, which, like when you combine all

790
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:32,840
Speaker 4: those things become an addictive like combination to your system.

791
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:35,839
Speaker 4: But also they make it cheaps and convenient, so it's

792
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 4: like there's nothing you want to do less. If you're overweight,

793
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:40,880
Speaker 4: then get out of your car and go into a

794
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 4: place to show that you're eating again that you can

795
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:46,920
Speaker 4: hide in the privacy of your car. Oh my god.

796
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 4: It's the greatest and at the same time worst invention

797
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:51,279
Speaker 4: of all time.

798
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 3: Yeah. Rough, I mean I didn't have any options, and

799
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,880
Speaker 3: that's funny. My mom was like vegan. I just should

800
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:00,880
Speaker 3: have been like, hey, can you make me stuff?

801
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 4: But would you?

802
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 3: I don't think it's not cool. I yeah, I just

803
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:06,040
Speaker 3: want to eat something.

804
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:07,720
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, that's true.

805
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:10,239
Speaker 3: I but you're right though, I did want to leave

806
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:12,880
Speaker 3: school with my friends. And you're pretty much a doric

807
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,400
Speaker 3: if you bring a bag of sweaty eggplant.

808
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:18,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, that wouldn't you. And it's it's not convenient,

809
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 4: it's she was probably offered all the time.

810
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:21,920
Speaker 3: God damn it.

811
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:24,440
Speaker 4: I bet you did well because she probably wanted you to.

812
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:29,239
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, the when you have the option, like

813
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:31,799
Speaker 4: you're gonna want Taco Bell over anything else, or you're

814
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:33,440
Speaker 4: gonna want whatever your thing is.

815
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:35,799
Speaker 3: I forgot about Taco Bell. I really just want to.

816
00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:38,440
Speaker 4: Eat there because it's the cheapest too. Men you and

817
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:41,480
Speaker 4: it's the like, I don't know, there's a real situation

818
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,880
Speaker 4: happening with the crunchiness they had.

819
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 3: They had something it's gone now, but they had something

820
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 3: called the Fiesta Menu, and everything on it was thirty

821
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:50,799
Speaker 3: nine cents. So I would just show up and go,

822
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:56,440
Speaker 3: I'll have the entire menu and throw my two dollars

823
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 3: and some change down and I would get it was

824
00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:02,760
Speaker 3: a tiny little cue taco and a little tiny burrito.

825
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,879
Speaker 3: It's a bunch of variety. You get all.

826
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 4: It was your miniatures again, they were tiny.

827
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:10,520
Speaker 3: That's why I liked it. Yeah, dollhouse tacos, fun, doll

828
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 3: house burrito.

829
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:14,320
Speaker 4: Cute, Yeah, like almost like our dors.

830
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 3: A little burrito. I'd throw it in the air and

831
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,959
Speaker 3: land in my mouth. One failed swoop swallow. It didn't

832
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:21,000
Speaker 3: even chew, it just swallowed it like a pill.

833
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:24,920
Speaker 4: Do you remember the Taco light that was a flower

834
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 4: shell instead of corn tortilla.

835
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:31,240
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because it's the corn tortilla that's really bringing

836
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:33,120
Speaker 3: us down, giving us all sugar four.

837
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,719
Speaker 4: Well, what they were doing was like taking advantage of

838
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:38,879
Speaker 4: people's of dumb people who would think that because it's

839
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:42,319
Speaker 4: a flower shell that it's lighter in calories. They were

840
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 4: just calling it taco light, but it was it was

841
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:48,399
Speaker 4: probably more color because it was deep fried flower. Oh

842
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:53,120
Speaker 4: that's funny, but they were so delicious. A taco light

843
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:54,879
Speaker 4: that was my favorite thing, and they.

844
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:57,719
Speaker 3: Got to remember the taco light. Yeah, Taco light and

845
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:01,719
Speaker 3: they were on Yeah, it's like, oh they're onto us. Yes,

846
00:43:01,719 --> 00:43:02,840
Speaker 3: it's just we added gluten.

847
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:06,480
Speaker 4: But no. You know, our friend Jimmy Chung was a

848
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:08,400
Speaker 4: manager at Taco Bell when we were in college, and

849
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:10,279
Speaker 4: he said they got rid of the Tago lights because

850
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 4: when they ship them and they arrived, like the three

851
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:18,680
Speaker 4: quarters of them would be broken because you can't it's flower,

852
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,520
Speaker 4: deep fried flower.

853
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:22,879
Speaker 3: Shell, very brittle. Yeah. I had a friend that worked

854
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:27,759
Speaker 3: there and uh he uh, he said, the boxes of

855
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:31,600
Speaker 3: meat came in. It just said cartoonishly in giant bold helvetica.

856
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:32,799
Speaker 3: Grade F.

857
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:38,160
Speaker 4: No, grade F. What does that stand for?

858
00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:42,640
Speaker 3: It's a suck. Let's see, it's five after a.

859
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 4: I mean, well, there was that article that said that

860
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:51,160
Speaker 4: Taco bell meat was partially sawdust. Did you have ever

861
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 4: seen that light?

862
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:54,480
Speaker 3: Yeah? And I think that is why it comes in.

863
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:58,400
Speaker 3: It's that's done before and then it shows up and

864
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 3: it's like, yeah, it's mostly beef. So it's a lower grade.

865
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:05,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, the lowest grade, I believe.

866
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,920
Speaker 3: But when I was young, I remember food be It's like, oh,

867
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 3: you don't want to eat that. It's mostly soy meat.

868
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:16,480
Speaker 3: It's like, well, that's like a thing that is the

869
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:19,719
Speaker 3: basis of a lot of vegan diets. Now, is that

870
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:20,600
Speaker 3: really that bad?

871
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:24,279
Speaker 4: It's not a problem. It's not sawdust though, I mean

872
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 4: what barroom floor is it coming off of before they

873
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:28,120
Speaker 4: mix it in?

874
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:31,080
Speaker 3: Or you know when I changed my own my dad

875
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:33,280
Speaker 3: taught me and changed my own oil. When you spill

876
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:35,120
Speaker 3: the oil in the garage, what do you put down?

877
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:36,720
Speaker 4: Sawdust?

878
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:37,920
Speaker 8: Or a.

879
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:44,400
Speaker 3: Cat that you've had cremated? You can put that down.

880
00:44:44,239 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 4: The ashes of a cat. Can I tell you about

881
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:50,480
Speaker 4: I can't remember if you're the kind of person that

882
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:53,440
Speaker 4: will bum out forever if I tell you the story

883
00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:54,520
Speaker 4: or not.

884
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,120
Speaker 3: Is it about dog dying?

885
00:44:56,520 --> 00:45:00,440
Speaker 4: No, it is about the Taco Bell that used to

886
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:03,160
Speaker 4: go to when I was in college in Sacramento. My

887
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:06,160
Speaker 4: friend Charlie Bormalini, who was in my sister's class, who

888
00:45:06,239 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 4: was also up there with us, called Taco Bell Church,

889
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:12,759
Speaker 4: and so he'd come by my apartment. We all lived

890
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:14,560
Speaker 4: in the same apartment complex. We'd be like, I want

891
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:17,319
Speaker 4: to go to church, and I'd be like, sure, he

892
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 4: was a big stonor I was a big Stonor We'd

893
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:23,359
Speaker 4: end up at Taco Bell and just sit there with

894
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:26,080
Speaker 4: big red eyes, eating all as everyone was doing in

895
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:26,880
Speaker 4: the nineties.

896
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:28,880
Speaker 3: I was too scared.

897
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:34,920
Speaker 4: So then, like I'd say, six years later, No, it

898
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,839
Speaker 4: was the shortened now. It was much more recent than that.

899
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:40,239
Speaker 4: That's me. This is a bummer story.

900
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 5: Is it.

901
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 3: I don't I'll take it, okay.

902
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:47,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like maybe three years later there was an article

903
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:55,400
Speaker 4: about I can't remember how far the time frame. Eventually

904
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:58,760
Speaker 4: there was an article that revealed that someone that worked

905
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:01,720
Speaker 4: at that Taco Bell that we went to was shitting

906
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:02,360
Speaker 4: in the beans.

907
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 3: Oh no, yes, like a crazy person that was angry

908
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:09,560
Speaker 3: at their job. Yes, shitting in the beans.

909
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,080
Speaker 4: Shitting in the beans. So we don't know.

910
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:15,359
Speaker 3: There's a child that died in Colorado. I remember at

911
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:16,680
Speaker 3: a Jack in the box.

912
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 4: That's baby eight poop oh, because someone had done baby died.

913
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:23,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I have that to me was I'm like,

914
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:25,799
Speaker 3: that was the ugliest thing I had ever heard of.

915
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:29,319
Speaker 3: I didn't know guns existed. Yeah, and I was like, well,

916
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:32,359
Speaker 3: then why should we stay alive? I'm twelve and that's

917
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:32,920
Speaker 3: the worst.

918
00:46:33,239 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 4: That's really awful.

919
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:38,320
Speaker 3: Yeah. I got a screen some of these fast food works.

920
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:42,360
Speaker 4: I mean, I thought about it for so long after

921
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 4: I just I should have done some kind of a

922
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:46,800
Speaker 4: FeAs alert.

923
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:49,360
Speaker 5: I actually just looked up grade F beef.

924
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, go, and there's a Snopes article saying that

925
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:54,240
Speaker 7: meat is not graded by letters.

926
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:56,680
Speaker 5: Really it is a false legend.

927
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:57,560
Speaker 3: Oh wow.

928
00:46:58,040 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's no fun.

929
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:03,759
Speaker 3: Josh Harris, you're gonna hear from me. Gosh.

930
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:08,240
Speaker 7: They did say it is most commonly attributed to Taco

931
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:11,919
Speaker 7: Bell because we just don't believe that that the meat,

932
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:14,200
Speaker 7: that the food there can be so cheap and still

933
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 7: be how about how about.

934
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,240
Speaker 4: My sawdust article? Though?

935
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:19,640
Speaker 5: Did you know that that wasn't that was a thing

936
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:20,680
Speaker 5: that I know that for sure.

937
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:21,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, thanks Saron.

938
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:23,440
Speaker 5: Well what's the.

939
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:26,080
Speaker 3: Grade a certified angus?

940
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:30,400
Speaker 5: You know there are certifications, but they're not by letter.

941
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 5: They're like, like you said, like.

942
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 3: Certified certified angus.

943
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:38,439
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a bunch of words. I forgot trise just now.

944
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 3: Wow. Well maybe yeah, maybe because I my friend. Yeah,

945
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:46,480
Speaker 3: you know what, Josh, Josh can tell a tale out

946
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:47,000
Speaker 3: of school.

947
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:50,920
Speaker 4: Look, we all can. I told you when there was

948
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:55,359
Speaker 4: a comic book book called the Big Book series called

949
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:57,120
Speaker 4: the Big Book of Blanks. So it would be like

950
00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 4: the Big Book of Criminals or the Big Book of

951
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 4: Urban Life Jens, or the Big Book or whatever. And

952
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:05,760
Speaker 4: so they had all these popular comic book artists who

953
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:08,440
Speaker 4: who would be matched with writers, and then they had

954
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:10,280
Speaker 4: a topic. It was like Big Book of the seventies.

955
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:11,960
Speaker 4: And then it was like the Manson murders. And so

956
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 4: like a certain comic book artist was drawing the pictures

957
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:19,160
Speaker 4: and another guy's writing. They're the it's the coolest series

958
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:22,279
Speaker 4: because it's like a lot of cool, great information, but

959
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:24,359
Speaker 4: you take it in in this really great way, and

960
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:27,759
Speaker 4: it's every two pages the art changes, so it's you

961
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 4: get it's it's a really great idea. The Big Book

962
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 4: of Urban Legends. Every almost every single story in this book,

963
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:39,880
Speaker 4: one of my relatives had told me, as this happened

964
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 4: in my neighbor. This happened to my dentist.

965
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:45,759
Speaker 3: Hate spiders a night that you swallow, Yes, all of it.

966
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 4: The woman in the hotel elevator who gets in with

967
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:53,400
Speaker 4: a black man who has a dog, and when the

968
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:57,960
Speaker 4: elev vaders doors close, the guy says on the floor, lady,

969
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:00,719
Speaker 4: and she drops the ground and then it turns out

970
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:03,960
Speaker 4: he's talking to his dog. And there she's so embarrassed,

971
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:07,040
Speaker 4: and it turns out to be Lionel Richie what or

972
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:10,000
Speaker 4: it turns out to be seen. That was an urban

973
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:13,680
Speaker 4: legend that like, like one of my aunts told us,

974
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:15,520
Speaker 4: like it was her friend that went to.

975
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:18,480
Speaker 3: Last It was popular made it in this book.

976
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:20,879
Speaker 4: Yes, it's a classic urban legend. Like you know, there's

977
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:22,520
Speaker 4: the other one of like the people that go down

978
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:24,719
Speaker 4: to Mexico and they bring back a stray dog and

979
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:30,680
Speaker 4: then eventually find out it's a rat. It's just like

980
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:35,520
Speaker 4: a rat like it's they think it's a chiuala that

981
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:37,319
Speaker 4: they found on the street, and so they bring it

982
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:39,799
Speaker 4: home their kids have it and hugging it. You have

983
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:40,399
Speaker 4: to read this book.

984
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:40,960
Speaker 3: It's awesome.

985
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:43,400
Speaker 4: And that one I heard, there was a million of

986
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:46,280
Speaker 4: them that I heard. That's the fun of urban legends

987
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:50,239
Speaker 4: is you basically someone tells you something you love to hear,

988
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:54,920
Speaker 4: and then when you repeat it, you just slightly change

989
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:57,919
Speaker 4: source so that it's a little more believable. Right.

990
00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:01,319
Speaker 3: Oh, and then they get all I don't know that

991
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:05,279
Speaker 3: I know of any offhand that my dad didn't. The

992
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:08,920
Speaker 3: one my dad told me is Albert Broccoli, who started

993
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:15,320
Speaker 3: James Bond. James Bond character enfranchised his family, invented broccoli

994
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:18,759
Speaker 3: the vegetable, and I did.

995
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:20,480
Speaker 4: It.

996
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:25,920
Speaker 3: I did find articles though that say his families were farmers,

997
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:29,760
Speaker 3: and then I did find other articles that say broccoli

998
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:33,839
Speaker 3: was made in the early fifties by combining cauliflower and

999
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 3: some other green vegetables. Finich, I think, yeah, so those

1000
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:39,360
Speaker 3: two element but never like a direct link.

1001
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 4: Now that sounds like a total dad, lie, it does.

1002
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:47,320
Speaker 4: It does, But you're saying it's true.

1003
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:53,759
Speaker 3: Each half of it is true. Broccoli was invented, it

1004
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 3: was created, it's made. It is a man made vegetable.

1005
00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:01,080
Speaker 4: It's a man made broccoli is a.

1006
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:07,840
Speaker 3: Genetically modified cauliflower that wasn't available to children, and say

1007
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:13,040
Speaker 3: the potato famine right or in the forties or whatever.

1008
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:17,840
Speaker 3: But and then Albert Brockli, the guy his family is farming.

1009
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:19,799
Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm just saying the elements are there.

1010
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,200
Speaker 4: I mean, look, if he is from a family that

1011
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:26,400
Speaker 4: has invented broccoli, they're millionaires. He has the time to write.

1012
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:29,000
Speaker 4: He's got all those vitamins in his system.

1013
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:31,200
Speaker 3: Right, brain food, he's eating his greens.

1014
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 4: He's like, I have an idea, what about a great spy?

1015
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:40,120
Speaker 3: I think you just solved the mystery. I'm gonna look

1016
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:40,680
Speaker 3: it up later.

1017
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a lot of things.

1018
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:44,680
Speaker 3: To anyone out there listening. You know. If you can

1019
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:47,319
Speaker 3: do me the favor of just really going into a

1020
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 3: deep investigation with this Albert broccoli thing, and it said

1021
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:52,960
Speaker 3: a link to the vegetable broccoli, that'd be really helpful.

1022
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,000
Speaker 4: Wait a second, I have an idea that's separate from this.

1023
00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:57,920
Speaker 4: Oh okay, why don't you right now take a picture

1024
00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:04,120
Speaker 4: for your bumble profile. Do it right now with your

1025
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 4: cans and your microphone.

1026
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:11,359
Speaker 3: Oh okay, but it's gonna don't kill straight into it, Yes,

1027
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 3: because I don't it's gonna look. So I'm not gonna

1028
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:19,600
Speaker 3: look into the camera. I'm just gonna be talking. And

1029
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:23,799
Speaker 3: so we're talking. And here's another point I'm gonna make

1030
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:27,839
Speaker 3: as a broadcast journalist. Take the photo and then did

1031
00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:28,760
Speaker 3: you take it? Yea?

1032
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:32,439
Speaker 4: I took three choices. Oh, thank you, finger up, finger down?

1033
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:35,240
Speaker 3: Okay, uh yep.

1034
00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:38,360
Speaker 4: So then Cloak, go edit that so it's a little closer,

1035
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:40,759
Speaker 4: I would say, Okay, so they can. They don't think

1036
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:44,080
Speaker 4: you're trying to avoid being seen, right right, then if

1037
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:47,080
Speaker 4: there's girls on Bumble who are fans of yours and

1038
00:52:47,239 --> 00:52:51,120
Speaker 4: like this podcast or like your comedy, they recognize you.

1039
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:53,359
Speaker 3: Oh but that's not I don't why I want.

1040
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:57,520
Speaker 4: I want to be strangers, I know, But what who

1041
00:52:57,600 --> 00:52:59,399
Speaker 4: are you looking for? Someone you already know.

1042
00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:08,279
Speaker 3: Someone that it doesn't exist, somebody it's it's funny. When

1043
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:10,759
Speaker 3: you joke sing, you're just like me. But when you

1044
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:15,720
Speaker 3: regular sing, you're amazing. Have you noticed that.

1045
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:19,439
Speaker 4: You know? I prefer comedy to everything else, So it's

1046
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:21,040
Speaker 4: better to be funny than good.

1047
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:23,719
Speaker 3: I've noticed that though you're joke saying it like I

1048
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:25,479
Speaker 3: could joke sing like you.

1049
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:29,879
Speaker 4: Somebuddy that used to know that's right, yeah, yeah, and like.

1050
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:33,040
Speaker 3: Someone's mom and a mall and then you but man

1051
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:34,759
Speaker 3: on the stage.

1052
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:36,839
Speaker 4: Well that's when I really turned into voice.

1053
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:37,120
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1054
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:39,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's when I really poured out. That's when I

1055
00:53:39,239 --> 00:53:39,879
Speaker 4: really so.

1056
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:44,080
Speaker 3: There is an on and off switch to the genius switch. Sorry,

1057
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:47,839
Speaker 3: there's no off button on the genius machine. Whatever. It's

1058
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:48,480
Speaker 3: a shirt that.

1059
00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:53,080
Speaker 4: Michell, there's no off switch on the genius machine.

1060
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:57,040
Speaker 3: I swear that's maybe a childhood picture.

1061
00:53:57,719 --> 00:54:00,960
Speaker 4: That's really funny, so braggy.

1062
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:05,600
Speaker 3: It's a funny shirt for the little kid there. It

1063
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:07,719
Speaker 3: wasn't like a growd. She wasn't like wearing it to

1064
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:09,320
Speaker 3: business meetings, No, no.

1065
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:12,880
Speaker 4: No, but I had to compete. I had one that

1066
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:16,640
Speaker 4: said just said perfect ten that I used to wear

1067
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:19,799
Speaker 4: when I was like probably eleven or twelve years old.

1068
00:54:20,719 --> 00:54:24,319
Speaker 4: But perfect ten was in quotes. So yeah, kind of like,

1069
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:27,040
Speaker 4: oh look at this perfect ten over here.

1070
00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:29,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a yeah, the restaurant down the street from me,

1071
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:37,080
Speaker 3: in this Italian place. If you like in quotes, uh, pizza,

1072
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:42,480
Speaker 3: you'll quote love hours. No what so it's a secret.

1073
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:43,879
Speaker 3: Are you being sarcastic?

1074
00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:46,520
Speaker 4: Yeah? Oh do you like pizza?

1075
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:48,960
Speaker 3: When I was ten, I had to eatn ain't cheat,

1076
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:55,880
Speaker 3: And sure, what is that? I mean it's sexual?

1077
00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:58,120
Speaker 4: Oh oh oh.

1078
00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:01,600
Speaker 3: And I had it and it was over sized, and

1079
00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:04,839
Speaker 3: neither my parents or I knew what it actually meant.

1080
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:08,680
Speaker 3: And I remember having it and it was like a

1081
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:11,880
Speaker 3: tiny little man wore it once and I had a

1082
00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:14,680
Speaker 3: lot of old clothes and I had this eating ate

1083
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:18,239
Speaker 3: cheating shirt. Oh my god, and there's a cartoon on it,

1084
00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:21,319
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, that's funny. It rhymes I

1085
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:25,680
Speaker 3: like eating, but it is a eating in a sexual

1086
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:29,439
Speaker 3: way that is not actually cheating on your wife.

1087
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:30,879
Speaker 4: Yes, that's right, little kid.

1088
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:35,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, that shirt is the best.

1089
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:36,320
Speaker 4: It's so funny.

1090
00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:39,920
Speaker 3: I mean, if ever someone saw me in that and

1091
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,880
Speaker 3: saw me somewhere, some grown man is like, that's the

1092
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:44,040
Speaker 3: coolest little kid ever.

1093
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:47,280
Speaker 4: You would have gone. I know, it's hilarious.

1094
00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:47,680
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1095
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:51,640
Speaker 4: There is a picture that my uncle showed me one time.

1096
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:54,360
Speaker 4: A woman He took it a like at a festival.

1097
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:56,840
Speaker 4: This was like early eighties, and she had these big,

1098
00:55:56,960 --> 00:56:01,600
Speaker 4: huge boobs and she was wearing a T shirt. It

1099
00:56:01,719 --> 00:56:03,880
Speaker 4: was like, you know, late seventies, early eighties, so she

1100
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:06,560
Speaker 4: wasn't wearing a bra and the front of the teacher's

1101
00:56:06,719 --> 00:56:08,680
Speaker 4: T shirt said I wish these were brains.

1102
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:14,960
Speaker 3: Oh that's so funny, I know.

1103
00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:17,320
Speaker 4: Which meant she must have had brains if she was

1104
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:19,480
Speaker 4: smart enough to Yeah, ye, all those on over her

1105
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:20,520
Speaker 4: big huge boobs.

1106
00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:23,800
Speaker 3: God, yeah, you can have brains and boobs. Yeah, of course,

1107
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:28,439
Speaker 3: come on, come on. It's just if anything, they could

1108
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:30,600
Speaker 3: have just developed at the same time in your life.

1109
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:34,520
Speaker 4: What if they developed at equal pace, and so the

1110
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:38,359
Speaker 4: bigger your boobs are, the smarter you are. That would

1111
00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:40,160
Speaker 4: be very threatening to the patriarchy.

1112
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:42,200
Speaker 3: I tried to write a joke about it, but the

1113
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:46,440
Speaker 3: statistically your eggs as a woman, your eggs develop while

1114
00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:50,080
Speaker 3: you're inside your mom. So like I think about my mom.

1115
00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:53,600
Speaker 3: The eggs that created me developed inside my mom while

1116
00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:55,000
Speaker 3: she was inside my grandma.

1117
00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:55,839
Speaker 4: Ewwaw.

1118
00:56:56,239 --> 00:56:57,960
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna tell a joke about it, but that's

1119
00:56:58,080 --> 00:57:00,239
Speaker 3: meant Yeah, it's like, think about that. Think about out

1120
00:57:00,239 --> 00:57:03,719
Speaker 3: how the eggs and your mom developed while inside her,

1121
00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:06,959
Speaker 3: while inside your grandma. Think about that the next time

1122
00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:09,840
Speaker 3: you're trying not to get a boner. I don't know,

1123
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:11,239
Speaker 3: I don't know what the joke is.

1124
00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:14,279
Speaker 4: What about the next time you're at brunch trying to

1125
00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:16,000
Speaker 4: order eggs, Think.

1126
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:19,480
Speaker 3: About the next time you're trying to order eggs.

1127
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:22,080
Speaker 4: You're trying to decide between scrambled and if for tata.

1128
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:23,439
Speaker 4: Think about that.

1129
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,800
Speaker 3: That is there is there is a comic that I'm

1130
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:28,120
Speaker 3: not I don't I'm not like a huge fan of.

1131
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:32,880
Speaker 3: But Jimmy Schubert has the best joke about because I've

1132
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:34,520
Speaker 3: thought about it in my life. But he has a

1133
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:38,720
Speaker 3: joke about chicken being in an omelet, and it's like,

1134
00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:42,960
Speaker 3: that's not a breakfast, that's a family vendetta. It's like

1135
00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:43,760
Speaker 3: the best.

1136
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:45,080
Speaker 4: Jokes, Such a good joke.

1137
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:48,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's that the eggs and the parent meet.

1138
00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:51,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's an observation anyone can relate to. Yeah, we

1139
00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:52,960
Speaker 4: all know what he's talking About've.

1140
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:54,560
Speaker 3: All had chicken almus, We've all been trying to be

1141
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:59,840
Speaker 3: high protein. We know you're taking out parents and their kids.

1142
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:05,240
Speaker 4: Taking them all out, and you're strafing. That would be

1143
00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:07,840
Speaker 4: the word. Sure, sure, like machine gun style.

1144
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:10,240
Speaker 3: Here's a secret about me. When I don't know a word,

1145
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:13,919
Speaker 3: I pretend I do strafing. Yes, oh, strafing is the word?

1146
00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:18,560
Speaker 4: I strifing strife, Yes, yes, that's past tense of strafing.

1147
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:27,600
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, well I guess in conclusion, Yeah, yeah,

1148
00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:29,520
Speaker 4: are we yeah.

1149
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:32,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, we always be when it's just you and I.

1150
00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:35,840
Speaker 3: We time it perfectly. Yea, we're gonna get you out

1151
00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:43,160
Speaker 3: of here. Aeron Erin, thanks for help helping today. Yeah, yeah, Aaron,

1152
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:48,040
Speaker 3: of course, thanks to our guest and anything. What do

1153
00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:48,840
Speaker 3: you got coming up?

1154
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:54,320
Speaker 4: I'm not doing anything these days because I'm tie tie uh.

1155
00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:56,120
Speaker 3: Me too, me too.

1156
00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:58,240
Speaker 4: I'm tired. Yeah, I'm tired.

1157
00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:01,200
Speaker 3: I've been this way. I ran here park far away

1158
00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:02,840
Speaker 3: and I ran and it felt good. And no, my

1159
00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:05,800
Speaker 3: hip is throbbing. Oh, I got it. I'm gonna get surgery.

1160
00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:11,680
Speaker 3: That's why I got I'm plugging my surgery that's in January.

1161
00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:13,480
Speaker 4: Oh for real, you scheduled it.

1162
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:14,600
Speaker 3: Gonna get a new leg.

1163
00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:16,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, the whole thing, just the whole leg.

1164
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:21,640
Speaker 3: They're doing a lot. It's very expensive, but I'm gonna

1165
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:24,360
Speaker 3: get a robot leg. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, I just

1166
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:25,240
Speaker 3: wanted to go leg.

1167
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:34,120
Speaker 4: Is it gonna have a gun in it? Yes, like

1168
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:36,600
Speaker 4: Rose McGowan in that movie.

1169
00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:39,760
Speaker 3: Freeze.

1170
00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:42,200
Speaker 4: Is it gonna have to wear a shoe or you're fine?

1171
00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:43,000
Speaker 4: Just right on the side.

1172
00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:45,200
Speaker 3: I'll wear a shoe, even if it's wet. I'll wear

1173
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:46,960
Speaker 3: a shoe.

1174
00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:55,440
Speaker 4: And would you ever switch it with you know, like,

1175
00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:56,680
Speaker 4: interchange it with an arm?

1176
00:59:57,160 --> 00:59:57,440
Speaker 3: Sure?

1177
00:59:57,560 --> 01:00:04,360
Speaker 4: Sure, sure, an arm? Can I ask again? Yeah? Yeah,

1178
01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:07,959
Speaker 4: would you ever keep a bird inside that leg?

1179
01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:13,720
Speaker 3: Sure? Sure? But I don't understand.

1180
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:15,480
Speaker 4: I don't either. I just was trying to think a

1181
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:16,720
Speaker 4: good to make.

1182
01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:21,720
Speaker 3: It's like, guys, don't worry, I'll kick you that soccer ball.

1183
01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:26,520
Speaker 3: Oh look at this pretty little bird. Oh I don't

1184
01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:30,919
Speaker 3: know my own strength. I kill it. Thank you for

1185
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:33,320
Speaker 3: going just this fully hour.

1186
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:34,360
Speaker 4: Guys.

1187
01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:36,160
Speaker 3: I'm one of the best folly artists.

1188
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:41,040
Speaker 4: Chris has a strong future in the folic arts.

1189
01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:44,760
Speaker 3: I like making sound effects, so so what of it?

1190
01:00:45,080 --> 01:00:45,520
Speaker 1: So what?

1191
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:46,760
Speaker 4: Oh?

1192
01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:47,240
Speaker 3: You know what?

1193
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:51,600
Speaker 4: I can plug even though it's pretty far away. Uh?

1194
01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:57,640
Speaker 4: Is next month, the October what do we like to

1195
01:00:57,640 --> 01:01:02,880
Speaker 4: call it? The October Business Class is going to be Wednesday,

1196
01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:08,400
Speaker 4: October Monday eleven. It's going to be the twelfth.

1197
01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:11,640
Speaker 3: I believe terrific. I have that day open.

1198
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:16,360
Speaker 4: Great, you're the headliner, okay me, Chris Fairbanks, April Richardson,

1199
01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:19,800
Speaker 4: Uh well, let me look at my you already have

1200
01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:24,680
Speaker 4: it that book? Oh yeah, we booked this thing. Andrew Mitchen,

1201
01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:28,200
Speaker 4: I've actually Sean yeah, michean, He's so funny.

1202
01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:31,040
Speaker 3: He's the best. And here's something you wouldn't know about.

1203
01:01:31,080 --> 01:01:33,640
Speaker 3: He's one of the best skateboarders I've ever witnessed.

1204
01:01:33,640 --> 01:01:33,800
Speaker 4: What.

1205
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:37,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's phenomenally good and he rarely does it, but

1206
01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:41,040
Speaker 3: he's from Portland and I went with him to a pool,

1207
01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:45,960
Speaker 3: a big bowl and he is almost professionally good. He's

1208
01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:48,760
Speaker 3: that's good crazy, he's super good.

1209
01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:50,800
Speaker 4: Uh. That makes me love him?

1210
01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:52,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love him.

1211
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:55,000
Speaker 4: I already loved him because he's so funny. His stand

1212
01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:58,560
Speaker 4: up is beautiful and he's super funny on Twitter. So anyway,

1213
01:01:58,600 --> 01:02:00,480
Speaker 4: he's going to be on there. Barbara Gray is going

1214
01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:00,960
Speaker 4: to be on there.

1215
01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:03,320
Speaker 3: She's the best. She makes me laugh always. God damn.

1216
01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:06,960
Speaker 4: Her comedy is hilarious. She's one of my favorite comics

1217
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:09,640
Speaker 4: to watch. Our friend Dave Anthony is going to be

1218
01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:10,120
Speaker 4: on that show.

1219
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:10,920
Speaker 3: Oh that's terrific.

1220
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:13,320
Speaker 4: Uh yea, Sir Lester is going to do the show.

1221
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:14,720
Speaker 4: He's he's the best.

1222
01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:17,600
Speaker 3: Did you see that picture? He saw? It was very confusing.

1223
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:22,320
Speaker 3: He posted it. It was just like our trust us

1224
01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:27,760
Speaker 3: for your towing and uh salvage needs and then there's

1225
01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:32,240
Speaker 3: just a giant swastika and it says akk no giant

1226
01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:36,280
Speaker 3: and a Confederate flag, and I guess I had message

1227
01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:39,040
Speaker 3: MS like, did you are you? I'm sorry that you're

1228
01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:41,120
Speaker 3: in a place where you saw that in person, But he.

1229
01:02:41,320 --> 01:02:43,080
Speaker 4: Said he got it off the internet.

1230
01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:45,520
Speaker 3: But I'm just like, all hate a side. That's such

1231
01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:47,320
Speaker 3: confusing advertising.

1232
01:02:46,760 --> 01:02:49,480
Speaker 4: It's insanity. Yeah, it must have been in the South,

1233
01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:52,000
Speaker 4: right where a lot of people are okay with that

1234
01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:52,680
Speaker 4: kind of bullshit.

1235
01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:55,240
Speaker 3: I think it was a Florida license plate, so.

1236
01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:56,080
Speaker 4: That makes sense.

1237
01:02:56,320 --> 01:02:57,360
Speaker 3: Need we say more?

1238
01:02:57,440 --> 01:02:58,920
Speaker 4: Our last guest on that show is going to be

1239
01:02:58,920 --> 01:03:02,200
Speaker 4: Lizzie Cooperman. I mean, oh, she's best Lizzie Cooperman. That

1240
01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:05,000
Speaker 4: the October show is gonna be goddamn great.

1241
01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:07,480
Speaker 3: Oh man, you gotta get down to business class. If

1242
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:09,680
Speaker 3: you live in Los Angeles and if you lived anywhere

1243
01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:12,120
Speaker 3: else you got an airport. Quit being lazy. Come on,

1244
01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:13,160
Speaker 3: is that too aggressive?

1245
01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:13,320
Speaker 4: Now?

1246
01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:13,800
Speaker 3: It's fine?

1247
01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:17,920
Speaker 4: Okay, it's at the Improv Lab October, when it's the

1248
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:20,680
Speaker 4: second Wednesday of October, which I believe is the twelfth

1249
01:03:20,680 --> 01:03:23,280
Speaker 4: at ten pm, and all those great comics. Me and

1250
01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:26,960
Speaker 4: April Richardson host it, Chris Fairbanks headlines it. It's always

1251
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:27,400
Speaker 4: the best.

1252
01:03:27,560 --> 01:03:29,480
Speaker 3: It's gonna be great, and I'll have some new material,

1253
01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:33,200
Speaker 3: and I'm gonna shy away from all these masturbation and

1254
01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:35,880
Speaker 3: fart jokes, even though I like making them and it's

1255
01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:38,240
Speaker 3: fun for me. I'm gonna start I'm gonna crack that.

1256
01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:39,760
Speaker 3: I'm gonna start talking about I don't know.

1257
01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:42,680
Speaker 4: I'm gonna talk about your problems on bumble.

1258
01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:46,280
Speaker 3: Maybe I will. That's real life stuff.

1259
01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:49,800
Speaker 4: That's real, and do stuff to try to get bits going, like, uh,

1260
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:53,160
Speaker 4: I guess you can't. Men can't do anything on bumble right.

1261
01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:57,400
Speaker 3: Nough, Yeah, I don't. It all horrifies me. But I

1262
01:03:57,400 --> 01:03:58,960
Speaker 3: am going to talk about my life.

1263
01:03:59,240 --> 01:04:02,480
Speaker 4: Okay, we'll do. What I'm saying is do what you want?

1264
01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:04,680
Speaker 3: Going to start revealing who I am as a person.

1265
01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:08,160
Speaker 4: I don't know about that, but I mean, I.

1266
01:04:08,080 --> 01:04:09,520
Speaker 3: Don't know if people want to see that.

1267
01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:10,720
Speaker 4: Nobody wants to see that.

1268
01:04:10,840 --> 01:04:17,640
Speaker 3: Chris Well, I am. I agree. You've been listening. Do

1269
01:04:17,680 --> 01:04:18,440
Speaker 3: you need a ride?

1270
01:04:19,920 --> 01:04:22,560
Speaker 4: Do you wyan are way?

1271
01:04:27,880 --> 01:04:36,120
Speaker 1: Everybody us time and they turn and all engage. We

1272
01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:41,240
Speaker 1: want to send you off inside. You want to welcome

1273
01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:42,400
Speaker 1: you back home?

1274
01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:45,640
Speaker 4: Tell us all about it.

1275
01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:46,520
Speaker 3: We scared her?

1276
01:04:46,760 --> 01:05:08,280
Speaker 4: Was it fine? Malborn? Do you need to ride? Do

1277
01:05:08,320 --> 01:05:09,400
Speaker 4: you need to ride.

1278
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:11,280
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

1279
01:05:11,960 --> 01:05:15,320
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1280
01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:19,280
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1281
01:05:19,880 --> 01:05:28,120
Speaker 3: Do you need With Karen and chriss

1282
01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:30,240
Speaker 4: Mm hm