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Speaker 1: Ma.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.
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Speaker 3: of black conspiracy theories.
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Speaker 3: I'll be honest, I can I believe you started at
Speaker 3: that point in the song.
Speaker 2: It was the weirdness. Can I give you a walk
Speaker 2: through a way?
Speaker 3: Please tell me everything?
Speaker 2: The song it started and I was like, I'm sure
Speaker 2: I've done pony, And then I was like, I don't
Speaker 2: really actually like Same Old G. Whah, I just I don't.
Speaker 2: It's fine, who I don't like it for the intro,
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: It's dude, that's you're doing an ugly little thing right
Speaker 3: in the middle of Same OLG is as. Look. Look,
Speaker 3: Genuine had two good albums and and that's a that's
Speaker 3: a that's a take on Genuine is a perfect.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Oh, and then I guess.
Speaker 3: The Same Old G is a major contributor to that
Speaker 3: perfect album.
Speaker 2: Let's not it's not my I don't even like it's
Speaker 2: not my favorite song on the record. It's a fine song,
Speaker 2: it was I don't like it enough to want to
Speaker 2: open the podcast with it. And then I was like
Speaker 2: and then I was like, for some reason, none of
Speaker 2: your friends business seemed bad. Sure, I just it didn't
Speaker 2: seem right. And then I got And then for a
Speaker 2: second I was thinking about that weird you Owe Me song.
Speaker 2: I was like, that's not good because that song was like,
Speaker 2: came from a weird place. You remember that song.
Speaker 3: I do remember that song, and I do think that's
Speaker 3: gonna be one of those songs that like, we look
Speaker 3: back on the lyrics and go, oh, you can't you
Speaker 3: can't say that. You can't just say she owes you
Speaker 3: sex because you paid for stuff.
Speaker 2: That's he said, he sang, I put them shackles on
Speaker 2: your feet. You know what that song is. It's one
Speaker 2: of those oh he did do it songs like you
Speaker 2: never listened to that mystical song danger It's like I
Speaker 2: can't even my head and you're like, oh, you did
Speaker 2: that for sure. Listen.
Speaker 3: I think every mystical song is oh we did that.
Speaker 3: I don't think there's a single song he made or
Speaker 3: you're like, I don't know. He's named like a good guy.
Speaker 3: He's named like a decent god, very man to me.
Speaker 2: But anyway, so I went through all those other songs
Speaker 2: and then I just like, and I couldn't remember all
Speaker 2: the parts of So Anxious.
Speaker 3: That's okay.
Speaker 2: It was a weird part to start.
Speaker 3: What's fascinating is you could have just gone with So
Speaker 3: Anxious the chorus, and instead you are like, now, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna start it right at the beginning and only get
Speaker 3: us about halfway through the first verse before I before
Speaker 3: I bail.
Speaker 2: And it was weird because I know the chorus. I
Speaker 2: don't really know.
Speaker 3: It's a pretty memorable chorus. It's easy to yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 3: all right, we got an email. You have the email.
Speaker 2: I got it, I got it. Here are you ready?
Speaker 2: I am all right? This is from he just wants
Speaker 2: to sign, all right. The title of this email jigga
Speaker 2: what jiga boo?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: Both question marks shout out to a mail. I hope
Speaker 2: you're doing all right. Jason truly ended your career, all right,
Speaker 2: he really put he put her under the jail. Getings
Speaker 2: fellow blacks. That sounds like a cop.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't like that.
Speaker 2: It was like, what's up, cool teens? That requires some
Speaker 2: drugs like that?
Speaker 3: But allright, what that can work for?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Greetings bellow flags. First and foremost, I want to
Speaker 2: say to Langston that the light Skinned episode of Bust
Speaker 2: Down is the most hilarious piece of art that I've
Speaker 2: ever seen. It is a good episode.
Speaker 3: Thanks, that's a nice one.
Speaker 2: I was trying to tell my girl about how funny,
Speaker 2: and I'll get back to the email. I was trying
Speaker 2: to tell my girl about how funny it was when
Speaker 2: you were like, you know who Brandon T. Jackson is?
Speaker 2: And she didn't get it, and I was like, no,
Speaker 2: that's the funniest thing in the world.
Speaker 3: There was a run of probably like three minutes of
Speaker 3: me and Freddie arguing back and forth about Brandon T.
Speaker 3: Jackson that we had to cut. That was so fucking funny.
Speaker 2: It's like, that's like right that shit is, like my
Speaker 2: humor is like right up my alley. I was.
Speaker 3: I was listing his credits and Freddy was, and genuinely,
Speaker 3: I think Freddy didn't know Jackson was and he but
Speaker 3: he was willing to stab me and so it just
Speaker 3: it was a perfect storm of me just yelling at
Speaker 3: this dude about Brandon T. Jackson and him being like, nigga,
Speaker 3: shut the fuck up. It was so funny.
Speaker 2: That's like that two things you've done that and everything
Speaker 2: Uncle Spike said just really really really get me. Anyways. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so buns down Grandma's layers. I've under seen and to you,
Speaker 2: David dot dot dot, Hey, I thought this dude was
Speaker 2: a bitch.
Speaker 3: Fuck. That's not nice. Hey, hey, come on, you don't
Speaker 3: do that. Don't do that. That's very nice of you
Speaker 3: to have kind of to say about me. But but
Speaker 3: greet David. David has made a lot of powerful, important
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Speaker 3: don't even fucking bring it up.
Speaker 4: Don't go Yeah, dot dot dot Hey, that's yeah, come on,
Speaker 4: I've had some great art. Bathroom wall Elizabeth High School?
Speaker 4: Ever heard of it? P and he do it all?
Speaker 2: Yeah? A little bit of do do.
Speaker 3: That was it? That was his tag name. A little
Speaker 3: bit of do.
Speaker 2: That's actually a decent tag name.
Speaker 3: That's a pretty cool tag name.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a little bit of do it will be what
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Speaker 2: Yeah. So and do you David dot dot dot? Hey e,
Speaker 2: I don't like you. I bet your email sucks. I
Speaker 2: come off. I might come off as a sellout with
Speaker 2: what I'm about to say, but when in Rome, this guy.
Speaker 3: Sucks, I don't like. Yeah, this thinks.
Speaker 2: Am I the only one that thinks? Quote unquote doctor
Speaker 2: Umar is some sort of a plant and not one
Speaker 2: of the good plants. This is a cop, not one of.
Speaker 3: The good plants.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Whoa Okay? What type of black man goes to college
Speaker 2: and not perform sexual activities with white women? Question mark?
Speaker 2: Question mark? Question mark question mark This school that he
Speaker 2: claims to be a part of building he wants no
Speaker 2: funding from the state slash government question mark? How sway?
Speaker 2: Who is this guy and who sent him here? Help me? Please?
Speaker 2: I love the podfellas and thanks for the entertainment, yours truly.
Speaker 3: E uh. Nothing he listed about doctor Umar feels that crazy.
Speaker 2: This is a plan for I think this guy is
Speaker 2: a plan like.
Speaker 3: Not for nothing. Doctor Umar has a lot of things
Speaker 3: that we should critique, right Like, I want to be
Speaker 3: very clear that I, while I find him very funny
Speaker 3: and I'm kind of rooting for him, weirdly, I don't
Speaker 3: think I'm not rooting against him. I don't think that
Speaker 3: a lot of what he's saying and doing makes sense
Speaker 3: or or even is possible. But I don't think that
Speaker 3: on its surface it's bad. Like he wants to make
Speaker 3: a school, he wants it to be outside of sort
Speaker 3: of like government purview, so that the funding can actually
Speaker 3: be legitimately what they need and not just what sort
Speaker 3: of gets allotted to a underfunded community. That all makes
Speaker 3: perfect sense to me. And his position on not fucking
Speaker 3: with white women, while it isn't my passion, I do
Speaker 3: get it. He's like, Yo, there are race all over
Speaker 3: the world that remain homogeneous and intentionally so to be
Speaker 3: able to empower themselves and then create wealth within their
Speaker 3: own communities, and we should be doing the same in
Speaker 3: the black community. Like, I get what the logic is.
Speaker 3: It ain't my shit, but here we are, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean? Like, I don't know what we're meant
Speaker 3: to be calling him a plant.
Speaker 2: For and what good ones. I don't like this person,
Speaker 2: this guy, I feel like this person. And not even
Speaker 2: because you don't like my comedy. That's fine, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean. I get, I'll live. I still got
Speaker 2: the bathroom wall, you know what I mean? Yeah, I
Speaker 2: got my people Elizabeth High School. Maybe let's go ehs,
Speaker 2: let's go Cardinals. Ah. I just the whole tone of
Speaker 2: this email, in the direction from this guy's coming from,
Speaker 2: and to start with, I don't want to sound like
Speaker 2: a sellout, which is like you put that on yourself.
Speaker 2: We didn't say anything, you know what I mean? And
Speaker 2: your main point being that how could he go to
Speaker 2: college and not fuck white women?
Speaker 3: Is like this, crazy, I fucked with any white women
Speaker 3: in college?
Speaker 2: Congratulations, I had self esteem?
Speaker 3: Is shoes? Yeah, I mean I'm not bragging, not as
Speaker 3: much as just being like that you could you could
Speaker 3: have a pretty great time in college and not have
Speaker 3: to go with white women to do.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying is he's talking like crazy, like
Speaker 2: that's that's what you can't believe of all the big
Speaker 2: suck or Mar says, that's what you can't believe is
Speaker 2: fuck a white girl in college.
Speaker 3: That's what's surprise are you talking about? Is doctor Lmar
Speaker 3: has given us like books worth of things to critique
Speaker 3: him about, and the things you picked feel the silliest
Speaker 3: to be judging him for. It's it's it's honestly you
Speaker 3: picked his most admirable qualities. And then and you were like,
Speaker 3: ain't is crazy and it's like not really? Yeah, And man,
Speaker 3: what do you mean, what are the good plants?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I don't know what the good plants are. I think
Speaker 3: we have talked a little bit in the past about industry,
Speaker 3: plants and plants on this podcast, but like doctor Umar
Speaker 3: ain't tapped into any real industry whatsoever, like other than
Speaker 3: just having an Instagram following, I don't know that he's
Speaker 3: built an industry to be planted into. So I it
Speaker 3: doesn't feel like this could have been a plot by anyone.
Speaker 2: Also, the idea of not wanting government assistance for your school,
Speaker 2: to want to do a school outside of the government assistance. Listen,
Speaker 2: it's not like a scam. It's not like that guy
Speaker 2: who made that college for all these football playing nineteen
Speaker 2: twenty year olds to pertend they were in high school.
Speaker 2: He actually does want to help, and you just like
Speaker 2: thing about this email makes me feel like this guy
Speaker 2: is not on the same side. I am.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I'll be honest, I don't know if doctor
Speaker 3: Umar is just trying to help, but I do know
Speaker 3: that at least I think that that was I think
Speaker 3: is a complicated, complicated guy who probably wants to do
Speaker 3: a lot of things and maybe help is fourth or
Speaker 3: fifth in that list. That said, I don't think that
Speaker 3: his plans on their surface are very clearly the violence
Speaker 3: that this email is making it out to be. And
Speaker 3: so I I would say, critique doctor Umar all day. Boy,
Speaker 3: Oh boy, does he say some wild shit?
Speaker 2: Boyle boy?
Speaker 3: Should he not have the platform that he has for
Speaker 3: as many people as he does. But I don't know that,
Speaker 3: like making a school and not fucking white women is
Speaker 3: like this horrific thing that he is trying to make
Speaker 3: it out to be.
Speaker 2: I think so. So, I mean, insummation, I would just
Speaker 2: like to say, nice, try, officer.
Speaker 3: You're gonna need a warrant next time.
Speaker 2: Man, gotta wake up earlier in the morning.
Speaker 3: The glove compartment is locked, and so as the truck
Speaker 3: in the back.
Speaker 2: I never liked the compartment in my life.
Speaker 3: No, I mean I'm driving driving around with a gun
Speaker 3: as soon as I need to do that, it's getting locked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe on accident mm hmm, not like a gun
Speaker 2: gun like like you're moving houses or something.
Speaker 3: Oh, I've definitely had to drive with a gun in
Speaker 3: my That's what I've never been driving around with a gun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never the gun with intent. Does that make sense? Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I've had a gun like in the car or whatever.
Speaker 2: But I've never been like, I'm not like a person
Speaker 2: who's like I gotta have my I don't I'm not
Speaker 2: like a person who calls it my gun, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean? Mother? But yeah, yeah, yeah, never at all,
Speaker 2: never at all.
Speaker 3: No, I don't think so.
Speaker 2: I had like a brief time as a knife guy
Speaker 2: for a few weeks as a confused team, but that's
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 3: If I learned to use these dunt checks, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have those in the back.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's that's why.
Speaker 3: Might just put those on my ankle. That'd be pretty tight,
Speaker 3: giving them little ankle pockets.
Speaker 2: Oh, you should just get tall socks. Just pull it out.
Speaker 3: I like that too.
Speaker 2: I'll do the same thing with this harmonica. I can't
Speaker 2: be a fat guy with a harmonica and this sock.
Speaker 2: It's too far. It's too far.
Speaker 3: That's just that's almost asking to die early.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And it's like I gotta I want my grow
Speaker 2: to respect me. I got I got family.
Speaker 3: I can't now you still got shit to live for it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, thank god.
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