WEBVTT - Who Sent You, Dr. Umar?? : Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

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<v Speaker 1>Motherfucking mini episode Mini episode, motherfucking mini episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Nine o'clock home along paging you, wishing you come home.

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<v Speaker 1>Ma.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.

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<v Speaker 3>The fodcast when we dive deep, deep into the pockets

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<v Speaker 3>of black conspiracy theories.

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<v Speaker 2>And we finally worked to prove the conspiracy theories of you,

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<v Speaker 2>the listeners. It's a motherfucking mini episode.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be honest, I can I believe you started at

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<v Speaker 3>that point in the song.

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<v Speaker 2>It was the weirdness. Can I give you a walk

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<v Speaker 2>through a way?

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<v Speaker 3>Please tell me everything?

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<v Speaker 2>The song it started and I was like, I'm sure

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<v Speaker 2>I've done pony, And then I was like, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>really actually like Same Old G. Whah, I just I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>It's fine, who I don't like it for the intro,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>It's dude, that's you're doing an ugly little thing right

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<v Speaker 3>in the middle of Same OLG is as. Look. Look,

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<v Speaker 3>Genuine had two good albums and and that's a that's

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<v Speaker 3>a that's a take on Genuine is a perfect.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm saying. Oh, and then I guess.

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<v Speaker 3>The Same Old G is a major contributor to that

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<v Speaker 3>perfect album.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's not it's not my I don't even like it's

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<v Speaker 2>not my favorite song on the record. It's a fine song,

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<v Speaker 2>it was I don't like it enough to want to

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<v Speaker 2>open the podcast with it. And then I was like

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<v Speaker 2>and then I was like, for some reason, none of

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<v Speaker 2>your friends business seemed bad. Sure, I just it didn't

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<v Speaker 2>seem right. And then I got And then for a

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<v Speaker 2>second I was thinking about that weird you Owe Me song.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, that's not good because that song was like,

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<v Speaker 2>came from a weird place. You remember that song.

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<v Speaker 3>I do remember that song, and I do think that's

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<v Speaker 3>gonna be one of those songs that like, we look

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<v Speaker 3>back on the lyrics and go, oh, you can't you

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<v Speaker 3>can't say that. You can't just say she owes you

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<v Speaker 3>sex because you paid for stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>That's he said, he sang, I put them shackles on

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<v Speaker 2>your feet. You know what that song is. It's one

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<v Speaker 2>of those oh he did do it songs like you

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<v Speaker 2>never listened to that mystical song danger It's like I

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<v Speaker 2>can't even my head and you're like, oh, you did

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<v Speaker 2>that for sure. Listen.

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<v Speaker 3>I think every mystical song is oh we did that.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think there's a single song he made or

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<v Speaker 3>you're like, I don't know. He's named like a good guy.

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<v Speaker 3>He's named like a decent god, very man to me.

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<v Speaker 2>But anyway, so I went through all those other songs

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<v Speaker 2>and then I just like, and I couldn't remember all

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<v Speaker 2>the parts of So Anxious.

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<v Speaker 3>That's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a weird part to start.

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<v Speaker 3>What's fascinating is you could have just gone with So

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<v Speaker 3>Anxious the chorus, and instead you are like, now, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>gonna start it right at the beginning and only get

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<v Speaker 3>us about halfway through the first verse before I before

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<v Speaker 3>I bail.

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<v Speaker 2>And it was weird because I know the chorus. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't really know.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a pretty memorable chorus. It's easy to yeah, yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 3>all right, we got an email. You have the email.

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<v Speaker 2>I got it, I got it. Here are you ready?

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<v Speaker 2>I am all right? This is from he just wants

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<v Speaker 2>to sign, all right. The title of this email jigga

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<v Speaker 2>what jiga boo?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Both question marks shout out to a mail. I hope

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<v Speaker 2>you're doing all right. Jason truly ended your career, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>he really put he put her under the jail. Getings

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<v Speaker 2>fellow blacks. That sounds like a cop.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't like that.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like, what's up, cool teens? That requires some

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<v Speaker 2>drugs like that?

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<v Speaker 3>But allright, what that can work for?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Greetings bellow flags. First and foremost, I want to

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<v Speaker 2>say to Langston that the light Skinned episode of Bust

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<v Speaker 2>Down is the most hilarious piece of art that I've

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<v Speaker 2>ever seen. It is a good episode.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks, that's a nice one.

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<v Speaker 2>I was trying to tell my girl about how funny,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'll get back to the email. I was trying

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<v Speaker 2>to tell my girl about how funny it was when

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<v Speaker 2>you were like, you know who Brandon T. Jackson is?

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<v Speaker 2>And she didn't get it, and I was like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>that's the funniest thing in the world.

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<v Speaker 3>There was a run of probably like three minutes of

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<v Speaker 3>me and Freddie arguing back and forth about Brandon T.

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<v Speaker 3>Jackson that we had to cut. That was so fucking funny.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, that's like right that shit is, like my

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<v Speaker 2>humor is like right up my alley. I was.

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<v Speaker 3>I was listing his credits and Freddy was, and genuinely,

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<v Speaker 3>I think Freddy didn't know Jackson was and he but

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<v Speaker 3>he was willing to stab me and so it just

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<v Speaker 3>it was a perfect storm of me just yelling at

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<v Speaker 3>this dude about Brandon T. Jackson and him being like, nigga,

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<v Speaker 3>shut the fuck up. It was so funny.

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<v Speaker 2>That's like that two things you've done that and everything

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<v Speaker 2>Uncle Spike said just really really really get me. Anyways. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so buns down Grandma's layers. I've under seen and to you,

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<v Speaker 2>David dot dot dot, Hey, I thought this dude was

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<v Speaker 2>a bitch.

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<v Speaker 3>Fuck. That's not nice. Hey, hey, come on, you don't

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<v Speaker 3>do that. Don't do that. That's very nice of you

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<v Speaker 3>to have kind of to say about me. But but

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<v Speaker 3>greet David. David has made a lot of powerful, important

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<v Speaker 3>art as well, And if you don't have anything to say,

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<v Speaker 3>don't even fucking bring it up.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't go Yeah, dot dot dot Hey, that's yeah, come on,

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<v Speaker 4>Ever heard of it? P and he do it all?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? A little bit of do do.

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<v Speaker 3>That was it? That was his tag name. A little

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<v Speaker 3>bit of do.

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<v Speaker 2>That's actually a decent tag name.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a pretty cool tag name.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, a little bit of do it will be what

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So and do you David dot dot dot? Hey e,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like you. I bet your email sucks. I

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<v Speaker 2>come off. I might come off as a sellout with

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm about to say, but when in Rome, this guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Sucks, I don't like. Yeah, this thinks.

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<v Speaker 2>Am I the only one that thinks? Quote unquote doctor

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<v Speaker 2>Umar is some sort of a plant and not one

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<v Speaker 2>of the good plants. This is a cop, not one of.

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<v Speaker 3>The good plants.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Whoa Okay? What type of black man goes to college

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<v Speaker 2>and not perform sexual activities with white women? Question mark?

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<v Speaker 2>Question mark? Question mark question mark This school that he

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<v Speaker 2>claims to be a part of building he wants no

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<v Speaker 2>funding from the state slash government question mark? How sway?

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<v Speaker 2>Who is this guy and who sent him here? Help me? Please?

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<v Speaker 2>I love the podfellas and thanks for the entertainment, yours truly.

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<v Speaker 3>E uh. Nothing he listed about doctor Umar feels that crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a plan for I think this guy is

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<v Speaker 2>a plan like.

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<v Speaker 3>Not for nothing. Doctor Umar has a lot of things

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<v Speaker 3>that we should critique, right Like, I want to be

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<v Speaker 3>very clear that I, while I find him very funny

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm kind of rooting for him, weirdly, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>think I'm not rooting against him. I don't think that

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of what he's saying and doing makes sense

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<v Speaker 3>or or even is possible. But I don't think that

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<v Speaker 3>on its surface it's bad. Like he wants to make

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<v Speaker 3>a school, he wants it to be outside of sort

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<v Speaker 3>of like government purview, so that the funding can actually

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<v Speaker 3>be legitimately what they need and not just what sort

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<v Speaker 3>of gets allotted to a underfunded community. That all makes

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<v Speaker 3>perfect sense to me. And his position on not fucking

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<v Speaker 3>with white women, while it isn't my passion, I do

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<v Speaker 3>get it. He's like, Yo, there are race all over

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<v Speaker 3>the world that remain homogeneous and intentionally so to be

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<v Speaker 3>able to empower themselves and then create wealth within their

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<v Speaker 3>own communities, and we should be doing the same in

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<v Speaker 3>the black community. Like, I get what the logic is.

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<v Speaker 3>It ain't my shit, but here we are, you know

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<v Speaker 3>what I mean? Like, I don't know what we're meant

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<v Speaker 3>to be calling him a plant.

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<v Speaker 2>For and what good ones. I don't like this person,

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<v Speaker 2>this guy, I feel like this person. And not even

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<v Speaker 2>because you don't like my comedy. That's fine, you know

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<v Speaker 2>what I mean. I get, I'll live. I still got

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<v Speaker 2>the bathroom wall, you know what I mean? Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>got my people Elizabeth High School. Maybe let's go ehs,

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<v Speaker 2>let's go Cardinals. Ah. I just the whole tone of

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<v Speaker 2>this email, in the direction from this guy's coming from,

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<v Speaker 2>and to start with, I don't want to sound like

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<v Speaker 2>a sellout, which is like you put that on yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>We didn't say anything, you know what I mean? And

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<v Speaker 2>your main point being that how could he go to

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<v Speaker 2>college and not fuck white women?

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<v Speaker 3>Is like this, crazy, I fucked with any white women

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<v Speaker 3>in college?

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<v Speaker 2>Congratulations, I had self esteem?

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<v Speaker 3>Is shoes? Yeah, I mean I'm not bragging, not as

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<v Speaker 3>much as just being like that you could you could

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<v Speaker 3>have a pretty great time in college and not have

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<v Speaker 3>to go with white women to do.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm saying is he's talking like crazy, like

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<v Speaker 2>that's that's what you can't believe of all the big

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<v Speaker 2>suck or Mar says, that's what you can't believe is

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<v Speaker 2>fuck a white girl in college.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what's surprise are you talking about? Is doctor Lmar

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<v Speaker 3>has given us like books worth of things to critique

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<v Speaker 3>him about, and the things you picked feel the silliest

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<v Speaker 3>to be judging him for. It's it's it's honestly you

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<v Speaker 3>picked his most admirable qualities. And then and you were like,

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<v Speaker 3>ain't is crazy and it's like not really? Yeah, And man,

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<v Speaker 3>what do you mean, what are the good plants?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what the good plants are. I think

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<v Speaker 3>we have talked a little bit in the past about industry,

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<v Speaker 3>plants and plants on this podcast, but like doctor Umar

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<v Speaker 3>ain't tapped into any real industry whatsoever, like other than

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<v Speaker 3>just having an Instagram following, I don't know that he's

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<v Speaker 3>built an industry to be planted into. So I it

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't feel like this could have been a plot by anyone.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, the idea of not wanting government assistance for your school,

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<v Speaker 2>to want to do a school outside of the government assistance. Listen,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not like a scam. It's not like that guy

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<v Speaker 2>who made that college for all these football playing nineteen

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<v Speaker 2>twenty year olds to pertend they were in high school.

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<v Speaker 2>He actually does want to help, and you just like

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<v Speaker 2>thing about this email makes me feel like this guy

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<v Speaker 2>is not on the same side. I am.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And I'll be honest, I don't know if doctor

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<v Speaker 3>Umar is just trying to help, but I do know

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<v Speaker 3>that at least I think that that was I think

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<v Speaker 3>is a complicated, complicated guy who probably wants to do

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of things and maybe help is fourth or

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<v Speaker 3>fifth in that list. That said, I don't think that

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<v Speaker 3>his plans on their surface are very clearly the violence

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<v Speaker 3>that this email is making it out to be. And

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<v Speaker 3>so I I would say, critique doctor Umar all day. Boy,

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<v Speaker 3>Oh boy, does he say some wild shit?

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<v Speaker 2>Boyle boy?

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<v Speaker 3>Should he not have the platform that he has for

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<v Speaker 3>as many people as he does. But I don't know that,

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<v Speaker 3>like making a school and not fucking white women is

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<v Speaker 3>like this horrific thing that he is trying to make

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<v Speaker 3>it out to be.

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<v Speaker 2>I think so. So, I mean, insummation, I would just

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<v Speaker 2>like to say, nice, try, officer.

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<v Speaker 3>You're gonna need a warrant next time.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, gotta wake up earlier in the morning.

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<v Speaker 3>The glove compartment is locked, and so as the truck

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<v Speaker 3>in the back.

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<v Speaker 2>I never liked the compartment in my life.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I mean I'm driving driving around with a gun

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<v Speaker 3>as soon as I need to do that, it's getting locked.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe on accident mm hmm, not like a gun

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<v Speaker 2>gun like like you're moving houses or something.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I've definitely had to drive with a gun in

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<v Speaker 3>my That's what I've never been driving around with a gun.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've never the gun with intent. Does that make sense? Like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I've had a gun like in the car or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>But I've never been like, I'm not like a person

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<v Speaker 2>who's like I gotta have my I don't I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>like a person who calls it my gun, you know

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<v Speaker 2>what I mean? Mother? But yeah, yeah, yeah, never at all,

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<v Speaker 2>never at all.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 2>I had like a brief time as a knife guy

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<v Speaker 2>for a few weeks as a confused team, but that's

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<v Speaker 2>about it.

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<v Speaker 3>If I learned to use these dunt checks, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna have those in the back.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, that's that's why.

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<v Speaker 3>Might just put those on my ankle. That'd be pretty tight,

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<v Speaker 3>giving them little ankle pockets.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, you should just get tall socks. Just pull it out.

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<v Speaker 3>I like that too.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll do the same thing with this harmonica. I can't

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<v Speaker 2>be a fat guy with a harmonica and this sock.

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<v Speaker 2>It's too far. It's too far.

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<v Speaker 3>That's just that's almost asking to die early.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And it's like I gotta I want my grow

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<v Speaker 2>to respect me. I got I got family.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't now you still got shit to live for it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah, yeah, thank god.

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