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Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini episode Mini episode, motherfucking mini episode.

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Speaker 2: Nine o'clock home along paging you, wishing you come home.

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Speaker 1: Ma.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.

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Speaker 3: The fodcast when we dive deep, deep into the pockets

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Speaker 3: of black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 2: And we finally worked to prove the conspiracy theories of you,

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Speaker 2: the listeners. It's a motherfucking mini episode.

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Speaker 3: I'll be honest, I can I believe you started at

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Speaker 3: that point in the song.

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Speaker 2: It was the weirdness. Can I give you a walk

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Speaker 2: through a way?

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Speaker 3: Please tell me everything?

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Speaker 2: The song it started and I was like, I'm sure

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Speaker 2: I've done pony, And then I was like, I don't

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Speaker 2: really actually like Same Old G. Whah, I just I don't.

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Speaker 2: It's fine, who I don't like it for the intro,

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Speaker 2: I don't.

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Speaker 3: It's dude, that's you're doing an ugly little thing right

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Speaker 3: in the middle of Same OLG is as. Look. Look,

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Speaker 3: Genuine had two good albums and and that's a that's

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Speaker 3: a that's a take on Genuine is a perfect.

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Oh, and then I guess.

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Speaker 3: The Same Old G is a major contributor to that

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Speaker 3: perfect album.

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Speaker 2: Let's not it's not my I don't even like it's

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Speaker 2: not my favorite song on the record. It's a fine song,

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Speaker 2: it was I don't like it enough to want to

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Speaker 2: open the podcast with it. And then I was like

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Speaker 2: and then I was like, for some reason, none of

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Speaker 2: your friends business seemed bad. Sure, I just it didn't

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Speaker 2: seem right. And then I got And then for a

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Speaker 2: second I was thinking about that weird you Owe Me song.

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Speaker 2: I was like, that's not good because that song was like,

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Speaker 2: came from a weird place. You remember that song.

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Speaker 3: I do remember that song, and I do think that's

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Speaker 3: gonna be one of those songs that like, we look

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Speaker 3: back on the lyrics and go, oh, you can't you

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Speaker 3: can't say that. You can't just say she owes you

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Speaker 3: sex because you paid for stuff.

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Speaker 2: That's he said, he sang, I put them shackles on

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Speaker 2: your feet. You know what that song is. It's one

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Speaker 2: of those oh he did do it songs like you

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Speaker 2: never listened to that mystical song danger It's like I

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Speaker 2: can't even my head and you're like, oh, you did

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Speaker 2: that for sure. Listen.

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Speaker 3: I think every mystical song is oh we did that.

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Speaker 3: I don't think there's a single song he made or

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Speaker 3: you're like, I don't know. He's named like a good guy.

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Speaker 3: He's named like a decent god, very man to me.

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Speaker 2: But anyway, so I went through all those other songs

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Speaker 2: and then I just like, and I couldn't remember all

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Speaker 2: the parts of So Anxious.

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Speaker 3: That's okay.

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Speaker 2: It was a weird part to start.

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Speaker 3: What's fascinating is you could have just gone with So

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Speaker 3: Anxious the chorus, and instead you are like, now, I'm

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Speaker 3: us about halfway through the first verse before I before

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Speaker 3: I bail.

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Speaker 2: And it was weird because I know the chorus. I

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Speaker 3: It's a pretty memorable chorus. It's easy to yeah, yeah, no,

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Speaker 3: all right, we got an email. You have the email.

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Speaker 2: I got it, I got it. Here are you ready?

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Speaker 2: I am all right? This is from he just wants

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Speaker 2: to sign, all right. The title of this email jigga

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Speaker 2: what jiga boo?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 2: Both question marks shout out to a mail. I hope

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Speaker 2: you're doing all right. Jason truly ended your career, all right,

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Speaker 2: he really put he put her under the jail. Getings

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Speaker 2: fellow blacks. That sounds like a cop.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't like that.

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Speaker 2: It was like, what's up, cool teens? That requires some

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Speaker 2: drugs like that?

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Speaker 3: But allright, what that can work for?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Greetings bellow flags. First and foremost, I want to

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Speaker 2: say to Langston that the light Skinned episode of Bust

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Speaker 2: Down is the most hilarious piece of art that I've

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Speaker 2: ever seen. It is a good episode.

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Speaker 3: Thanks, that's a nice one.

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Speaker 2: I was trying to tell my girl about how funny,

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Speaker 2: and I'll get back to the email. I was trying

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Speaker 2: to tell my girl about how funny it was when

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Speaker 2: you were like, you know who Brandon T. Jackson is?

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Speaker 2: And she didn't get it, and I was like, no,

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Speaker 2: that's the funniest thing in the world.

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Speaker 3: There was a run of probably like three minutes of

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Speaker 3: me and Freddie arguing back and forth about Brandon T.

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Speaker 3: Jackson that we had to cut. That was so fucking funny.

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Speaker 2: It's like, that's like right that shit is, like my

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Speaker 2: humor is like right up my alley. I was.

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Speaker 3: I was listing his credits and Freddy was, and genuinely,

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Speaker 3: I think Freddy didn't know Jackson was and he but

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Speaker 3: he was willing to stab me and so it just

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Speaker 3: it was a perfect storm of me just yelling at

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Speaker 3: this dude about Brandon T. Jackson and him being like, nigga,

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Speaker 3: shut the fuck up. It was so funny.

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Speaker 2: That's like that two things you've done that and everything

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Speaker 2: Uncle Spike said just really really really get me. Anyways. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: so buns down Grandma's layers. I've under seen and to you,

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Speaker 2: David dot dot dot, Hey, I thought this dude was

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Speaker 2: a bitch.

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Speaker 3: Fuck. That's not nice. Hey, hey, come on, you don't

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Speaker 3: do that. Don't do that. That's very nice of you

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Speaker 3: to have kind of to say about me. But but

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Speaker 3: greet David. David has made a lot of powerful, important

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Speaker 3: art as well, And if you don't have anything to say,

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Speaker 3: don't even fucking bring it up.

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Speaker 4: Don't go Yeah, dot dot dot Hey, that's yeah, come on,

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Speaker 4: I've had some great art. Bathroom wall Elizabeth High School?

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Speaker 4: Ever heard of it? P and he do it all?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? A little bit of do do.

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Speaker 3: That was it? That was his tag name. A little

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Speaker 3: bit of do.

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Speaker 2: That's actually a decent tag name.

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Speaker 3: That's a pretty cool tag name.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, a little bit of do it will be what

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Speaker 2: a L B D D.

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Speaker 3: For sure. We're calling upon you because we have we

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Speaker 3: have new merch. We have very exciting merch that we

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Speaker 3: are now selling and it's it's fucking great. We love

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Speaker 2: Just sleek, it's sexy.

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Speaker 3: Come on, you want to tell them what we have?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we have three different types of hats, which is

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Speaker 2: really fun. We have a two tone hat, an alien

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Speaker 2: we have the enamel pin with an alien who has

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Speaker 2: a cooofie on it. Since my mama told me. And

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Speaker 2: then we have t shirts that say proud little Mama,

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Speaker 2: which is who you are.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you can buy the merch now, go to my

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So and do you David dot dot dot? Hey e,

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Speaker 2: I don't like you. I bet your email sucks. I

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Speaker 2: come off. I might come off as a sellout with

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Speaker 2: what I'm about to say, but when in Rome, this guy.

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Speaker 3: Sucks, I don't like. Yeah, this thinks.

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Speaker 2: Am I the only one that thinks? Quote unquote doctor

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Speaker 2: Umar is some sort of a plant and not one

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Speaker 2: of the good plants. This is a cop, not one of.

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Speaker 3: The good plants.

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Speaker 2: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Whoa Okay? What type of black man goes to college

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Speaker 2: and not perform sexual activities with white women? Question mark?

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Speaker 2: Question mark? Question mark question mark This school that he

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Speaker 2: claims to be a part of building he wants no

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Speaker 2: funding from the state slash government question mark? How sway?

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Speaker 2: Who is this guy and who sent him here? Help me? Please?

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Speaker 2: I love the podfellas and thanks for the entertainment, yours truly.

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Speaker 3: E uh. Nothing he listed about doctor Umar feels that crazy.

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Speaker 2: This is a plan for I think this guy is

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Speaker 3: Not for nothing. Doctor Umar has a lot of things

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Speaker 3: that we should critique, right Like, I want to be

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Speaker 3: very clear that I, while I find him very funny

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Speaker 3: of gets allotted to a underfunded community. That all makes

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Speaker 3: perfect sense to me. And his position on not fucking

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Speaker 3: It ain't my shit, but here we are, you know

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Speaker 3: to be calling him a plant.

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Speaker 2: For and what good ones. I don't like this person,

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Speaker 2: what I mean. I get, I'll live. I still got

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Speaker 2: the bathroom wall, you know what I mean? Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: got my people Elizabeth High School. Maybe let's go ehs,

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Speaker 2: let's go Cardinals. Ah. I just the whole tone of

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Speaker 2: this email, in the direction from this guy's coming from,

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Speaker 2: and to start with, I don't want to sound like

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Speaker 2: a sellout, which is like you put that on yourself.

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Speaker 2: We didn't say anything, you know what I mean? And

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Speaker 2: your main point being that how could he go to

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Speaker 3: Is like this, crazy, I fucked with any white women

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Speaker 2: Congratulations, I had self esteem?

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Speaker 3: Is shoes? Yeah, I mean I'm not bragging, not as

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Speaker 3: much as just being like that you could you could

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying is he's talking like crazy, like

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Speaker 3: That's what's surprise are you talking about? Is doctor Lmar

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Speaker 3: has given us like books worth of things to critique

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Speaker 3: him about, and the things you picked feel the silliest

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Speaker 3: to be judging him for. It's it's it's honestly you

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Speaker 3: picked his most admirable qualities. And then and you were like,

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Speaker 3: what do you mean, what are the good plants?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I don't know what the good plants are. I think

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Speaker 3: we have talked a little bit in the past about industry,

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Speaker 2: Also, the idea of not wanting government assistance for your school,

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Speaker 3: Should he not have the platform that he has for

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Speaker 3: You're gonna need a warrant next time.

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Speaker 3: The glove compartment is locked, and so as the truck

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Speaker 3: If I learned to use these dunt checks, I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: Might just put those on my ankle. That'd be pretty tight,

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Speaker 2: Oh, you should just get tall socks. Just pull it out.

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Speaker 2: I'll do the same thing with this harmonica. I can't

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