Speaker 1: Katbooms.
Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
Speaker 2: of the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He
Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the
Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow, it's a clearinghouse
Speaker 2: of hot takes. Break free for something special. The Fifth
Speaker 2: Hour with Ben Mallard starts right now.
Speaker 3: In the air eywhere, and a very good Saturday to you.
Speaker 3: It is the nineteenth day of October, and what was
Speaker 3: supposed to be Danny a celebratory situation that has been delayed,
Speaker 3: All right, that has been delayed.
Speaker 4: Here Ben, I think that it was marching orders from
Speaker 4: the Dodgers' front office. They needed to make another billion
Speaker 4: dollars from all the fans at the stadium.
Speaker 3: Yes, and I think a parking tomorrow at Dodger Stadium
Speaker 3: will be seven hundred dollars per car. I think this
Speaker 3: basing it up just gouge the fans even more.
Speaker 4: One undercook Dodger Dog is thirteen dollars and ninety nine cents.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: In fact, I was told I don't know if this
Speaker 3: is gonna happen or not. I was told that if
Speaker 3: you just look at a bucket of popcorn, that'll cost
Speaker 3: you five bucks, and if you smell it, that's ten bucks.
Speaker 3: So try not to smell or look at any popcorn
Speaker 3: at the game tomorrow.
Speaker 1: But no, my theory on this is simple. TV for
Speaker 1: some reason.
Speaker 3: I don't know why you'd want an extra game on Sunday,
Speaker 3: because you know, there's this thing called the NFL as
Speaker 3: each their own, so TV wanted an extra game and
Speaker 3: all that, And I'm fine. You know, it's more enjoyable
Speaker 3: for the home fans to watch them win the pennant
Speaker 3: and go to the.
Speaker 4: World Series, so so be it. And but you saw
Speaker 4: it for a couple of games in a row. You
Speaker 4: saw the sad, depressed Mets fans and the crumpled, broke
Speaker 4: Grimace costumes at the end of losses. So they needed
Speaker 4: one smile from Mets fans on TV.
Speaker 3: Now, is there a chance I want to go back
Speaker 3: to the to the game a couple couple of days ago.
Speaker 3: It was game four, I think it was with the
Speaker 3: Remember the shot they had on Fox of Grimace with
Speaker 3: the Medello. Could we see a partnership between Medello and McDonald's.
Speaker 1: We have the Grimace shape.
Speaker 3: Could we see like the the Medello Grimace beer or
Speaker 3: something like that. I don't know, but the Mexican will lose.
Speaker 3: It's just a matter do they lose tomorrow? Do they
Speaker 3: lose in game seven? I am my level of concern,
Speaker 3: the Mallard level of concern, Danny. I know all the storylines,
Speaker 3: and I one to ten. I am at a one
Speaker 3: and a half.
Speaker 1: On the Mallar scale of concern. That's it.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, that makes me feel good.
Speaker 3: Then, all right, but we have other business to get to.
Speaker 3: Nineteenth day of October we like to talk about dope holidays.
Speaker 3: Is National Fetch Day today eerf earf Yeah, yeah, something
Speaker 3: like that. It's a bridge day, so a big day
Speaker 3: for the Cleveland Guardians.
Speaker 1: It is a National Bridge Day.
Speaker 4: Wait, is that that old Ladies game bridge?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, this is actual the bridge, like the actual
Speaker 3: day to celebrate the bridge.
Speaker 4: Nice, not the card game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is I guess this goes back June nineteen
Speaker 3: seventy four.
Speaker 1: Construction began on the new.
Speaker 3: River Gorge Bridge and it was it was ended nineteen
Speaker 3: seventy seven, and so I guess it's really just for
Speaker 3: that bridge. The first jump a Buttan Irvin a minor
Speaker 3: first first to jump off the bridge a year before
Speaker 3: Bridge Day starts. I guess this is a day to
Speaker 3: jump off the bridge, but bungee jumping is banned. That's
Speaker 3: been banned for years on Bridge Day, so it's kind
Speaker 3: an hot holly to me.
Speaker 4: What's your favorite bridge of all time?
Speaker 3: Well, I walked across the Brooklyn Bridge and the Golden
Speaker 3: Gate Bridge, and I think the Brooklyn Bridge is cooler
Speaker 3: because when you I don't know, if you walk across
Speaker 3: the Golden Gate.
Speaker 1: When you walk across the Golden Gate.
Speaker 3: There's really nothing over there was like a little park,
Speaker 3: and then if you walk back, you're looking at the
Speaker 3: skyline of San Francisco, which is kind of cool. But
Speaker 3: when you go to Brooklyn, Brooklyn's pretty big, and you
Speaker 3: walk back you see the skyline of Manhattan.
Speaker 4: And yeah, when you drive north of the Golden Gate Bridge,
Speaker 4: it's actually a nice area. Brooklyn Bridge, though, was the
Speaker 4: better walk. You're right, I got to walk on the
Speaker 4: Brooklyn Bridge years ago. And just the story of that bridge,
Speaker 4: if you look up the history of it and how
Speaker 4: it was made in the years and years they toiled
Speaker 4: are the people who died and building it. It's an insane.
Speaker 1: Watern Wonders of the World or whatever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it really, it really is.
Speaker 3: And having people sold the Brooklyn bridg before, like con
Speaker 3: men have said, hey.
Speaker 1: We're going to sell the Brooklyn Bridge and it's worked out.
Speaker 1: We've told that story before.
Speaker 3: On this podcast, you know, in the past and whatnot.
Speaker 3: So I wanted to begin today with a complaint. You know,
Speaker 3: this is our Saturday podcast, and I you know, the
Speaker 3: whole situation of the baseball playoffs and all that. Some
Speaker 3: cheap I haven't got my paycheck yet.
Speaker 1: Well, this is an odd complaint.
Speaker 3: This is one of those little complaints, the little things
Speaker 3: in life that annoy you. So the last this goes
Speaker 3: back actually a month. We had a conversation on the
Speaker 3: Overnight Show and it led me to say, I must
Speaker 3: get an apple fritter donut, an old fashioned apple fritter.
Speaker 3: That's the donut I want. And I I've been very
Speaker 3: regimented on my diet. As you know, you're not eating
Speaker 3: a lot of sugar. I'm not eating sugar these days either,
Speaker 3: not as much as you. But I are actually eat more.
Speaker 1: Than you, I guess.
Speaker 3: But it's I've cut back a lot. I don't bake
Speaker 3: during the football season. I'm just focused on not that
Speaker 3: it helps. I still look terrible on TV, but I
Speaker 3: just it's my thing. So I decided, you know, once
Speaker 3: in a while, rare and appropriate. I like to say,
Speaker 3: rare and appropriate, have some fun, live life. You know
Speaker 3: you're gonna check out. You won't be able to do
Speaker 3: any of that, and that's it. It's over lights out.
Speaker 1: So I said, I want an apple fritter.
Speaker 3: So the last three weekends and I got stuff going on.
Speaker 3: Wife makes plans things like that, and I'm like, I
Speaker 3: need that delicious deep fried cover, you know, a little cinnamon,
Speaker 3: mostly apple.
Speaker 1: I need that.
Speaker 3: And I've gone to the donut shop. Now, mind you,
Speaker 3: this is not the same don't shop. About a month
Speaker 3: ago I went, we sold our last apple fritter.
Speaker 1: We don't have any.
Speaker 3: The following week, I went back to a different donut shop.
Speaker 3: I said, hey, I'm here for the apple frinter. The
Speaker 3: nice lady she had the white bakery outfit on with
Speaker 3: the hat and all that, and she she looked at
Speaker 3: me and she said, well, unfortunately, you know, we don't
Speaker 3: have any right now.
Speaker 1: So that upset. So last weekend.
Speaker 3: I was like, all right, so I looked up did
Speaker 3: a little recon opposition research.
Speaker 1: So I look up like the top apple fritter place.
Speaker 3: In my area, and I'm like, well, this is known
Speaker 3: according to like you know, Yelp and these other gayzy
Speaker 3: food places.
Speaker 1: I was looking at it. I just did a Google search,
Speaker 1: and I was like, this is the place.
Speaker 3: I said, Okay, this is gonna be the place, So
Speaker 3: go out of my way to go to this place
Speaker 3: to get my apple fritter.
Speaker 1: I go in very confident.
Speaker 3: They have a full like the you know, the display case,
Speaker 3: the glass there with all the and man, they look good.
Speaker 1: But I only I gotta be good to my diet.
Speaker 1: I want an apple.
Speaker 3: Fore Now, if I get the apple fritter, maybe I'll
Speaker 3: buy something else. Maybe I'll buy a cinnamon roll, but
Speaker 3: I want the apple fritter. So I uh, hey, I'm
Speaker 3: here for the apple friter. I hear you guys have
Speaker 3: really good apple fritters.
Speaker 1: We just sawd our last one. We don't have it.
Speaker 1: It's going to take a while for us to make more.
Speaker 4: This sounds like a conspiracy against you.
Speaker 3: There is a supply chain shortage of the apple fritter
Speaker 3: donut in my area, and it bothers me. This is
Speaker 3: an iconic piece of human history. The apple fritter goes
Speaker 3: back and back and back, the concept of frying the
Speaker 3: dough and the fruit and all that stuff.
Speaker 1: It goes back to the Roman culture.
Speaker 3: Do you understand, Danny, that this is something that our
Speaker 3: brothers and sisters of past generations have eaten.
Speaker 1: They say that.
Speaker 3: During the Middle Ages it became the popular donut in Europe.
Speaker 3: In England, medieval England, the apple fritter.
Speaker 4: Well before that Bible times, Jesus took one apple fritter
Speaker 4: and made one hundred doughnut holes.
Speaker 3: Well, and also how was Jesus able to walk on
Speaker 3: water and turn water to wine because of he had
Speaker 3: an apple fritter for breakfast and that crispy exterior, the
Speaker 3: soft moist center just a wonderful, wonderful meal. In fact,
Speaker 3: many of the Great Bible, the Great Bible mysteries and
Speaker 3: whatnot because of the apple frittle, because.
Speaker 4: It wasn't Samson's hair, it was his diet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, clearly, one hundred percent. I'm annoyed.
Speaker 3: At some point today or tomorrow, I will yet again
Speaker 3: travel back to a donut shop and attempt to get
Speaker 3: the donut. And I am proud of myself, though, Danny,
Speaker 3: I want you to know, and I certainly want you
Speaker 3: listening to them, that the temptation when you go into
Speaker 3: a donut shop, the smell, it's like it's like a
Speaker 3: religious experience, right, It's like being in a tabernacle, a synagogue,
Speaker 3: a church, whatever, you know, house of worship. Right, you're
Speaker 3: going there, and there is something about the freshly made
Speaker 3: donut that is very tough for the human body to
Speaker 3: turn down.
Speaker 1: And I two of the three donut shops I went to,
Speaker 1: they just made.
Speaker 3: Some donuts and I almost got some other donuts, but
Speaker 3: I held on. I said, I'm gonna wait for the
Speaker 3: apple fritter. And I did not think that it was
Speaker 3: going to take a month. And it's going to be
Speaker 3: over a month if I don't find one today. And
Speaker 3: I got stuff going on later on tonight, so I
Speaker 3: don't know if I'll be able to have time later today.
Speaker 1: I got some stuff I gonna do with the wife.
Speaker 4: So do you.
Speaker 3: Understand my frustration, Danny? Do you realize it's a simple
Speaker 3: little thing.
Speaker 1: It's this. I don't think I'm asking for much. I'm
Speaker 1: willing to pay for it. I'm not sure to steal it.
Speaker 1: I just want it.
Speaker 3: I wanted an apple free er donut and I can't
Speaker 3: find a gd Apple free er donut and it really
Speaker 3: bothers me.
Speaker 1: So I just wanted to point that out.
Speaker 3: And I didn't realize that it was this popular that
Speaker 3: they only make a certain amount. Like if I was
Speaker 3: a donut shop, I'm saying, if I was in the
Speaker 3: donut business, wouldn't you try to consistently have fresh donors?
Speaker 3: Like I used to live in the San Gabriel Valley
Speaker 3: in LA there's a famous donut shop, donut Man, and
Speaker 3: donut Man is known for the tigertail donut, which is
Speaker 3: a cinnamon cake donut that's wrapped and it's the size
Speaker 3: of your forum.
Speaker 1: Amazing.
Speaker 3: I don't ever recall going in there where they didn't
Speaker 3: have them. They always had them, and that place is
Speaker 3: open twenty four hours a day. So I don't understand.
Speaker 3: Is somebody that works in big Donut let me know
Speaker 3: what's going on, because I'm not sure what's going You
Speaker 3: fill me in, give me some information.
Speaker 1: So I want to complain about that.
Speaker 3: There's a big problem in this country and I don't
Speaker 3: care who wins why I kind of do care. But
Speaker 3: whether it's Trump or Kamala, I demand whoever becomes president
Speaker 3: make sure the American people, the men, women and children
Speaker 3: have access to old fashioned apple fritters.
Speaker 1: That's all I ask is that I.
Speaker 4: Will make billions and billions and billions of.
Speaker 1: And then congratulations. I will make apple fritters great again.
Speaker 1: I will make Did you see I think it's today?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 3: Did I read write that Antonio Brown? This is the
Speaker 3: third rail? Oh man, it's the third rail. Did I
Speaker 3: read that Antonio Brown is going to be speaking uh
Speaker 3: later today in Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1: I saw that too at a Trump rally.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 3: There are so many cartoon people that are involved in politics.
Speaker 1: It is unreal.
Speaker 3: Man, on both sides, but it's just wacky. It is
Speaker 3: Antonio Brown. The billboard for CT is gonna be. I
Speaker 3: can only imagine. Is he gonna throw the gummy shape
Speaker 3: like penises at the crowd there if he doesn't get applause?
Speaker 1: Is that going to happen? I kid, because I care well.
Speaker 4: A lot of us we follow Antonio Brown social media
Speaker 4: now just to see what he'll say next. And so
Speaker 4: if you are one of the ones that follows him
Speaker 4: on social media. You know that he's been all about
Speaker 4: Trump because he said Trump, That's when I made a
Speaker 4: lot of money, Biden, That's when I went broke. So
Speaker 4: he's been on team Trump online for a while.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, ab I don't know if that's true, but
Speaker 3: I do know that in my life, and I would
Speaker 3: say your life as well, Danny, we will not see
Speaker 3: an exit from the NFL without the grandiosity, the rasmatazz
Speaker 3: of Antonio Brown. When he took off his uniform and
Speaker 3: through stuff in the crowd, did jump Jackson the end zone.
Speaker 1: As he exited staita Ave New Jersey.
Speaker 3: That is one of the all time great moments in
Speaker 3: recent NFL history and will likely never be duplicated, not
Speaker 3: in our watch.
Speaker 1: So tremendous.
Speaker 3: And now Antonio Brown, once he's done with that, speaking
Speaker 3: as the keynote speaker today at that Trump rally, he
Speaker 3: can go cruising through Christmas. I guess right, Danny, he
Speaker 3: could do that. I could be next on his agenda. Yeah,
Speaker 3: with his shirt off and his bird up, you know,
Speaker 3: bird up. I don't have to do that potentially here
Speaker 3: for this cruise bend because there is no flight involved.
Speaker 3: As you know, my better half is a travel agent,
Speaker 3: and so she's got this big discount on a cruise
Speaker 3: for Christmas.
Speaker 1: Now is this on the actual Christmas or around Christmas?
Speaker 4: On actual Christmas? And that's kind of the plan because
Speaker 4: if you are a parent, listen up and not to
Speaker 4: put you on the spot bend because they said there'd
Speaker 4: be no math in radio. So how many pay periods
Speaker 4: do we have left until Christmas? Slash Hanukkah for you?
Speaker 3: Well, that's very depressing, Danny, as you know, and I
Speaker 3: try not to look at that because it kind of
Speaker 3: makes me a downer.
Speaker 1: But not many? How about that? Not many?
Speaker 4: It's like four? Maybe we don't have that many pay
Speaker 4: periods left until Christmas. And that's concerning. Like most of
Speaker 4: the country, paycheck to paycheck, you have to cut out
Speaker 4: a little bit of money from each check before you
Speaker 4: get to that part of December, so that you have
Speaker 4: gifts for the kids, yeah, and your significant other. So
Speaker 4: forget the stupid gifts, forget the stocking stuffers and all that.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to do any of that. I can
Speaker 4: get us a great deal on this cruise where we
Speaker 4: don't have to fly anywhere. We just drive to Long Beach.
Speaker 4: The cruise leaves out of Long Beach. It's a new ship,
Speaker 4: smaller one, but it's like a five night thing. It
Speaker 4: stops at Cabo roughly one word week but during the holiday.
Speaker 4: Sounds good, right, Sure? Problem what I only have one phobia,
Speaker 4: and I promise you I'm only scared of one thing.
Speaker 4: Small spaces.
Speaker 1: Oh okay. Have you never been on a cruise?
Speaker 4: Never been on a cruise. And one of the reasons
Speaker 4: why I don't know if I could do those small
Speaker 4: cruise cabins.
Speaker 1: How smart. I've never done a cruise either. I've been.
Speaker 3: The closest I've been is on the Queen Mary, and
Speaker 3: it scared me, just on the Queen Mary. And I
Speaker 3: know that's an old ship and it's not used anymore
Speaker 3: and all that. And I've heard some of my wife's
Speaker 3: some of the in laws love going on cruises.
Speaker 1: They go on cruises all the time.
Speaker 3: But yeah, they're pretty small, right the cab unless you
Speaker 3: have to pay, Yeah, you get a real size cabin.
Speaker 4: Right, And we could pay extra. I don't. Maybe with
Speaker 4: my iHeart bonus, maybe I can get a balcony.
Speaker 3: You might be able to get an extra pillow, possibly pillow.
Speaker 4: But then again, we have a one year old who's
Speaker 4: going to be in our room with us, so we
Speaker 4: probably don't want a balcony.
Speaker 1: Seems like a fair birth thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have to take that into consideration. But she
Speaker 4: showed me online the size of these rooms and and
Speaker 4: the argument is always, well, you don't spend very much
Speaker 4: time in those rooms. You're walking through the ship. They
Speaker 4: have all this entertainment lined up for you non stop.
Speaker 4: There's buffet after buffet. The positive is all the food
Speaker 4: is taken care of. You know. The only thing you
Speaker 4: have to pay extra for is any alcohol you might consume.
Speaker 4: That'd be great. Bring the kids aboard, the food's taken
Speaker 4: care of, Let them go on their merry way to
Speaker 4: have fun with whatever entertainment is on board for them.
Speaker 4: The adults can go do their thing, and then you
Speaker 4: all reunite for a nice dinner together. So it sounds good.
Speaker 4: I just don't know if I can do that tiny
Speaker 4: room at night. It's the size of your kitchen. Now
Speaker 4: you live in the Malor mansion, so yeah, the yeah,
Speaker 4: your kitchen, your kitchen would be one of the deluxe
Speaker 4: rooms on the ship.
Speaker 1: Gotcha, I got you, all right.
Speaker 3: So a couple questions first, of all, is this already
Speaker 3: paid for? Did the wife already get this? Or is
Speaker 3: this still in negotiation. It's still in the negotiation period,
Speaker 3: all right.
Speaker 1: And which way, it sounds like you're leaning to not do.
Speaker 4: It, you know, the old saying happy wife, pissed off
Speaker 4: husband pretty much.
Speaker 3: The other thing is, I know you're on a very
Speaker 3: strict diet. And my position, unpopular position, is there is
Speaker 3: no reason to go on a cruise ship unless you're
Speaker 3: just gonna let let yourself go and go in goblin
Speaker 3: mode for a week and just enjoy the hell out
Speaker 3: of everything on that boat and eat massive quantities of
Speaker 3: pancakes and whatever the hell else they have on there. Otherwise,
Speaker 3: to me, and it's just me, I would be like,
Speaker 3: why would you do that? Because that's the whole point.
Speaker 3: You're in the middle of the damn ocean. All there
Speaker 3: is to do. I mean, you swim a little bit
Speaker 3: on the pools or whatever, but you go eat and
Speaker 3: you see some shows or whatever.
Speaker 1: You eat, you eat.
Speaker 4: You eat, you eat, you eat, you eat, you.
Speaker 3: Eat, and by the time the boat comes back, it's
Speaker 3: like a catial auction. When everyone's walking off the boat,
Speaker 3: right the boat weighs a lot more and the whole thing.
Speaker 3: So are you planning on if you do this pausing
Speaker 3: your diet for a week and then resuming it when
Speaker 3: you get back.
Speaker 4: You basically just said fat asses go on cruises.
Speaker 3: I'm saying the the whole point of it would be too,
Speaker 3: because that's where you get your money bag. It's it's yeah,
Speaker 3: the food's all. It's all inclusive, right as I understand it.
Speaker 4: Everything's except out sure, yeah, the food's all covered in
Speaker 4: your price to get on the ship. It's a great point.
Speaker 4: You do have to loosen your belt or not wear
Speaker 4: one for an entire week, and then when you get back.
Speaker 1: What you do is bring the eye heartmomu is what
Speaker 1: you should bring.
Speaker 4: This would be a great time to test out ozempic
Speaker 4: maybe uh no back yeah yeah yeah yeah. Not during it,
Speaker 4: I think you'd be puking overboard the whole time, but
Speaker 4: maybe right after the cruise.
Speaker 3: What you should do, Danny, is pretend you're a butterball
Speaker 3: turkey and Thanksgivings coming up, and you know you got
Speaker 3: to fatten up those butterball turkeys before Thanksgiving.
Speaker 4: Me, well, you know you brought up turkey. That's a
Speaker 4: great point I think in general, we all overeat around
Speaker 4: that time of the year. Anyways, this might actually be
Speaker 4: a good week for that.
Speaker 1: All right, I want my chicken. Yeah, I know, I
Speaker 1: I you know.
Speaker 3: We're at the age you're going to enjoy life. You
Speaker 3: got a young son, you know, Yeah, the whole thing.
Speaker 3: You know, you deal with all that drama, rama and
Speaker 3: all that. What's the down the line?
Speaker 4: So and look at input from any of our listeners
Speaker 4: how to deal with a small, small room like that
Speaker 4: if you are claustrophobic, because the only thing I'm worried about.
Speaker 4: And I would totally give her the thumbs up on
Speaker 4: this if I wasn't so worried about going stir crazy
Speaker 4: in that little room.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so, I'm not sure how it works.
Speaker 3: I would assume that you can walk around the ship
Speaker 3: at all hours.
Speaker 1: Of the day, right, you don't have to be in
Speaker 1: the room at night.
Speaker 3: You can walk around on the deck or whatever your
Speaker 3: heart desires.
Speaker 1: I would think there's no.
Speaker 4: One I wondered about that too. I'm gonna have to
Speaker 4: ask her that.
Speaker 3: My advice would be to just sleep in the room
Speaker 3: and that's it. As soon as you get up, maybe
Speaker 3: you take a shower and get the hell out ounce. Yeah,
Speaker 3: or you could also do the sleep mask thing. If
Speaker 3: you wear a sleep mask, you don't know what the
Speaker 3: hell room you're in. You just wear a mask and
Speaker 3: all that. I'm too claustrophobic to have a sleep mask on.
Speaker 4: Oh really man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, I've slept during the day for my entire
Speaker 3: adult life, so I have to have like blackout curtains.
Speaker 3: But that don't really work that well. I got the
Speaker 3: sleep mask. I got ear plugs, but only one ear plugs.
Speaker 3: My right ear is bad, so I can't put that
Speaker 3: in there, or else I get orange goo in my ear,
Speaker 3: so I left ear.
Speaker 1: You know a lot of stuff going on.
Speaker 4: By the way, these little cabins they have one little
Speaker 4: window and it doesn't open. I mean, obviously you probably
Speaker 4: wouldn't want that window to open.
Speaker 1: But it's a round window, like don all the boats they've.
Speaker 4: The round Yeah. You can see the water out, you
Speaker 4: can see the ocean outside, but can't even get any
Speaker 4: fresh air. So that concerns me. I don't know if
Speaker 4: there's any tricks. Let me know, Maybe there's a magic
Speaker 4: pill I can take.
Speaker 1: Well. Our listeners definitely know all the magic pills, Danny.
Speaker 3: They're one thing the listeners to this podcast and my
Speaker 3: overnight show and your show with Covino and Rich. They
Speaker 3: they know I'm on drugs right now. Man, they know
Speaker 3: a thing or two about pills. Real fifth Hour at
Speaker 3: gmail dot com. By the way, Real fifth hourgmail dot com.
Speaker 3: If you want to send in a message, what's the
Speaker 3: right word I'm looking for?
Speaker 1: Here a one of those. I can't believe it, Mamas.
Speaker 3: The other night, after the Thursday night games, holy yeah,
Speaker 3: kind of a holy shit brom So. The other night
Speaker 3: on Thursday, the Saints played the Broncos and what much
Speaker 3: of a game Broncos one day whatever.
Speaker 1: So after the game, Jim Mora, our old.
Speaker 3: Colleague at Fox Sports Radio, goes on local TV in
Speaker 3: New Orleans playoffs. Yeah, starts ranting a rim we couldn't
Speaker 3: do Diddley Pooh on office and I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: Gym's looking great.
Speaker 1: He's eighty nine years old.
Speaker 3: He's still doing local TV in New Orleans breaking down
Speaker 3: the Saints game. And he got all worked up into
Speaker 3: a lather because one of the talking head guys on
Speaker 3: the TV show there was a guy and a woman
Speaker 3: on there and local TV in New Orleans.
Speaker 1: I saw the clip online and the I was like,
Speaker 1: this is the funeral.
Speaker 3: The season's over because the Saints have lost five in
Speaker 3: a row. And Mora comes out there. It's not over.
Speaker 3: It's not over for the players, it's not over the coaches.
Speaker 1: He goes on this.
Speaker 4: It was hilarious.
Speaker 3: It's classic. He has not lost his fastball. So and
Speaker 3: then I was like, well, I said on the radio show.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, it was the Friday show. I
Speaker 3: just had Jim on my podcast. I got the last
Speaker 3: year year or two and Alf went and looked it up.
Speaker 3: It's been like four years since we had Jim on
Speaker 3: the podcast. So I have to at some point get
Speaker 3: Jim back on the podcast sooner than later, and I'll
Speaker 3: have to give him a buzz here. But he was
Speaker 3: outstanding and we talk some football with a great Jim Moore.
Speaker 3: You know, maybe when I'm when I'm doing the Mallor
Speaker 3: meet and greet in Kansas City next month, maybe I'll
Speaker 3: try to track him down that weekend have a conversation.
Speaker 4: I heard something about this. The Midwest is very excited.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm fired up. I talked about it on yesterday's podcast.
Speaker 3: But we're doing a Midwestern Malor meet and greet. I'm
Speaker 3: returning to Calsa City. And now I know this is
Speaker 3: enemy territory for you as a Raider fan, Danny, I
Speaker 3: get that now.
Speaker 4: But they have wonderful food and beautiful people.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's a great place on God's for you on Earth,
Speaker 3: and more importantly, good sports radio. So this has nothing
Speaker 3: to do with Fox Sports Radio. Fox Sports Radio doesn't
Speaker 3: send me anywhere. Okay, there is no budget for me
Speaker 3: to go anywhere. But this is the local affiliate that
Speaker 3: is such a big fan of ours and the Overnight
Speaker 3: show that they're flying me in to Kansas City for
Speaker 3: a Malor meet and greet.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do this again. Yesterday's podcast, the Friday Podcast,
Speaker 1: we went over everything.
Speaker 3: I will not bore you with all the details, but
Speaker 3: it is going to be mid not even mid November,
Speaker 3: I guess is early November.
Speaker 1: The actual date to who, what, where, when? Why? All
Speaker 1: that stuff?
Speaker 3: November ninth, which is going to be here before you
Speaker 3: know it, Saturday at the landing in Liberty, Missouri, and
Speaker 3: cover your ears, Danny. But then I'll be meeting listeners
Speaker 3: on that. We don't have the exact time down yet,
Speaker 3: I'll let you know. But then on Sunday, I am
Speaker 3: going to take the rare and appropriate night off from
Speaker 3: the Overnight Show because I have been invited to hang
Speaker 3: out at the stadium there Arrowhead. I've never been and
Speaker 3: check out a Chiefs game, so I'm looking forward to that.
Speaker 3: I've met into that environment, and I've heard great things
Speaker 3: about Arrowhead over the years. We've all seen games growing up, Danny,
Speaker 3: the Chiefs sporadically have had good teams, nothing like now,
Speaker 3: and there's always been I remember Hank Stram coaching.
Speaker 1: The Chiefs and all that back in the day.
Speaker 3: So I'm excited about that and I'm looking forward to
Speaker 3: it that weekend. So hopefully if you're in Kansas City
Speaker 3: or within reasonable driving.
Speaker 4: Distance, Yeah, you and I remember the Chiefs when their
Speaker 4: best player was Harvey Williams.
Speaker 1: Well, the Nigeria Nightmare?
Speaker 4: The great is your face going to get TV time
Speaker 4: next to Taylor Swift?
Speaker 3: I forget Taylor Swift. It's all about you, Overnight radio guy.
Speaker 3: That's what it's all about. Who knows if she's going
Speaker 3: to be there. I have no idea, but I'm excited.
Speaker 3: I mean a lot of barbecue, a lot of Ben
Speaker 3: Mallord chicken fingers, and I'm concerned though. My wife, I'm
Speaker 3: sure we'll talk more about this what to where she's
Speaker 3: already concerned about the wardrobe for the weekend, like we
Speaker 3: have to, we have to have the right wardrobe for
Speaker 3: the events that are going to be taking place. So
Speaker 3: I don't know, I'll probably talk more about that as
Speaker 3: we go closer and closer to the event. But I'm
Speaker 3: looking forward. I want to I want to see the atmosphere.
Speaker 3: And I've been to Lambeau but I have been to
Speaker 3: a game at Lambeau but I just I kind of
Speaker 3: felt the vibe walking around Lambeau Field when I was
Speaker 3: visiting my brother. And this is another one of those
Speaker 3: iconic stadiums which likely will not be around that much
Speaker 3: longer because the word is the Chiefs are going to
Speaker 3: move to Kansas and they're going to build their own,
Speaker 3: you know, high Fallutin Stadium with probably a roof on it,
Speaker 3: the whole, the whole shebang at point.
Speaker 4: And would they have to change their name to the
Speaker 4: Kansas Chiefs.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: No, I think I talked about summer maybe on the
Speaker 3: on the radio show. But there there is a Kansas City, Kansas.
Speaker 4: Oh, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And the.
Speaker 3: Weird thing about Kansas City is right, it's right on
Speaker 3: the border with Missouri and Kansas. So there's a Kansas City,
Speaker 3: Kansas where the Royals, the Royals and Chiefs play. But
Speaker 3: right across there's train tracks, and then across the train
Speaker 3: tracks is Kansas, and there's a Kansas City, Kansas.
Speaker 1: So it would be perfect.
Speaker 3: This is the greatest team relocation of all time because
Speaker 3: it's not that far. It's not forty miles maybe not
Speaker 3: even where they're talking about building a stadium, and you
Speaker 3: don't have to change the name, and the name is
Speaker 3: still appropriate. It's just Missouri. It goes from Missouri to Kansas.
Speaker 3: So anyway, that's that's down the line. But that's the
Speaker 3: meet and greet. I did want, well, you know what,
Speaker 3: don't we say? I guess some other stuff. We'll do
Speaker 3: that tomorrow on the Sunday podcast. Yes, does that sound good?
Speaker 4: Sounds good? We have a lot in store for you
Speaker 4: on a mail bag Sunday.
Speaker 3: Absolutely have a wonderful and we'll probably do some other nonsense.
Speaker 3: But have a wonderful, wonderful, glorious rest of your Saturday
Speaker 3: and we'll chat with you tomorrow. Maybe I'll get my
Speaker 3: apple Fritter, I don't know. Later today we'll see now
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