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Speaker 1: Brooke has said she wants us to prank more vulnerable mothers,

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Speaker 1: so we're gonna grant her request. Wow, Brook, I stand

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Speaker 1: by that statement. We call a lady because her son's

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Speaker 1: elementary school teacher has been out on maternity leave and

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Speaker 1: they have a substitute filling in, and apparently she's heard

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Speaker 1: some strange reviews about the substitute and his teaching style.

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Speaker 1: And it's not just coming from her son either, she's

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Speaker 1: heard it from another parent too, And we thought, why

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Speaker 1: don't we up the ante and just have this weirdo

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Speaker 1: call her directly. He's gonna let her know exactly what

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Speaker 1: goes on in the classroom with your phone tap right

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Speaker 1: now on the twenties, Hello, Hey, is this Jennifer Wood? Yes,

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Speaker 1: she Hi, I'm your son Ian's first grade substitute teacher.

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Speaker 1: Oh hi, Hey yeah, my friends call me slink.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what does everybody else call you?

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Speaker 1: Stood? What? I'm just kidding, And my name is Paul.

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Speaker 2: Paul the last scene, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: First name Paul, You mister Paul. Sorry about sound weird.

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Speaker 1: I drink a glass of grape juice earlier and then

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Speaker 1: later found out it was niquil. I'm just kind of

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Speaker 1: dealing with that.

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Speaker 2: Okay, how can I help you?

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Speaker 1: Well, I was just wondering if Ian came home today

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Speaker 1: and talk to you about what happened in class.

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Speaker 2: He did not what's going on in class?

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Speaker 1: Well, nothing was going on except we were just doing

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Speaker 1: our numbers, and then we got to the number eight

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Speaker 1: and this little kid in the back raised his hand

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Speaker 1: up and he shouted that looks like my mommy's boozom.

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Speaker 2: What might said that?

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Speaker 1: No, No, some other kid. Oh, but you know how

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Speaker 1: they ate. It's kind of shapely, right, Yeah, I see that. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: That led me telling you a story about a cocktail

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Speaker 1: waitress that I met in Kansas City.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you told the kids about it about a story.

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Speaker 1: Her name was Deb. It probably still is actually, but

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, she showed me in that I won't forget.

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Speaker 2: You told the kids about this, the story of the

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Speaker 2: cocktail waitress. Why?

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Speaker 1: Oh, I mean, not too much. I was just saying,

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Speaker 1: you know, if your mommy is the number eight, then

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Speaker 1: deb was an eighty eight.

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Speaker 2: You said that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I did say it, But anyway, I

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Speaker 1: just I didn't want it to come across as inappropriate.

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Speaker 1: If Ian happened to bring it up when he came

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Speaker 1: home or anything like that.

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Speaker 2: Well, he didn't bring it up, but I'm glad you're

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Speaker 2: bringing it up because it is inappropriate.

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Speaker 1: Good. Good, So did you mention what happened with the

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Speaker 1: letter V?

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Speaker 2: What happened with the letter V?

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Speaker 1: Oh? I probably shouldn't have even told you that. Let's

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Speaker 1: just forget it.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, I think that you should go

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Speaker 2: ahead and tell me what happened in class?

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Speaker 1: All right? Uh, Well, we were going through the alphabet

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Speaker 1: and the kid in the back says, oh, you know

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Speaker 1: what V stands for? And I said, violin, of course,

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Speaker 1: and then he goes, you know that word?

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Speaker 2: What? What word? What word?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not going to say it. Yeah, And

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Speaker 1: so I don't know how we got back on the

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Speaker 1: topic of deb from that, but it happened.

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Speaker 2: Well, why would you bring up deb again after?

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Speaker 1: I mean, the kid, I just wanted to tell you

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Speaker 1: that myself, because once I have deb on the brain,

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Speaker 1: it ain't leaving.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I just I hope you don't think that this is

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Speaker 1: my fault, because I don't think of it that way.

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Speaker 2: You're the adult facilitating your classroom.

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Speaker 1: Deb was a great facilitator too.

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Speaker 2: You know what was your name again.

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Speaker 1: Uh, Slink?

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Speaker 2: Okay, your your actual name, because at this point I've

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Speaker 2: already I'm just like shook right now with what I'm hearing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, can I tell you something. Honestly, normally I'm

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Speaker 1: not even a sub what usually I'm not even working

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Speaker 1: that early. I'm normally on international chat sites with ladies

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Speaker 1: from everywhere, So this is kind of new for me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what we're done. I really don't need

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Speaker 2: to be hearing about the weird stuff that you're into

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Speaker 2: or what you like to do, because this is extremely

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Speaker 2: this is extremely irritating.

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Speaker 1: And very I mean weird stuff like talking on the

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Speaker 1: radio and prank calling people because that's what Slink does.

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Speaker 2: Well, you know what, Slink, you can go back to

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Speaker 2: doing that somewhere else. You're going to be as far

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Speaker 2: away from the school as possible.

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Speaker 1: Jennifer D. I don't think you're getting it here. Kevin's mom, Rachel,

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Speaker 1: you know her. She sets you up for a prank

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Speaker 1: phone call.

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Speaker 2: Wait, hold on, wait, Kevin's mom, Rachel.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, my real name isn't Slinker, mister Paul.

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Speaker 1: It's actually Jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 2: You are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm serious. This is Rachel's doing. She

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Speaker 1: said that you had heard that the substitute teacher for

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Speaker 1: the boys was acting kind of weird. She wanted me

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Speaker 1: to take it to the extreme.

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Speaker 2: That definitely got me.

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Speaker 1: You know who got me was dead. I'll never forget

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Speaker 1: that night in Kansas City. Oh my gosh, that's an

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Speaker 1: That's a full eighty eight if you've ever seen one before.

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Speaker 1: Wake Up every morning with Man weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning