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Speaker 1: So and actually says more about my cousins because they've

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Speaker 1: distanced themselves from me. Many of the cousins I grew

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Speaker 1: up with they live. I got a cousin in Florida.

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Speaker 1: I got a couple in Florida, I got one in

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Speaker 1: uh in Scotland right now. I got one in New York,

431
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Speaker 1: actually a couple in New York, ones in Houston. I

432
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:32,320
Speaker 1: got people all over the country, but I don't really

433
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Speaker 1: talk to him anymore. Out of sight, out of mind, Yeah,

434
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Speaker 1: something like that. You're not a great communicator anyways, press on,

435
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Speaker 1: fuck you? All right, here we go. This is from

436
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Speaker 1: a new in Owensboro, Kentucky says, where did the rumor

437
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Speaker 1: of your net worth of four million dollars come from?

438
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Speaker 1: And what could you do today to make that a reality?

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00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,720
Speaker 1: All right? That's from a new Um. Well, I knew

440
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:55,679
Speaker 1: I could get a TV show that would be a start,

441
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:58,320
Speaker 1: and uh, you know, we're efforting that. But if that

442
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:01,119
Speaker 1: ever happens, that would be that would the help close

443
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,159
Speaker 1: the gap. I gotta pay off my kitchen first. But

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00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:06,639
Speaker 1: I knew it started on the internet, um and it.

445
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:10,439
Speaker 1: People would just type in Ben Maller and then net

446
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Speaker 1: worth to Google or whatever search engine you have, and

447
00:24:15,359 --> 00:24:18,280
Speaker 1: then they do a calculation of what so and so's

448
00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:21,199
Speaker 1: net worth is. I just love the fact that I

449
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Speaker 1: am on these websites that are like celebrity trending websites,

450
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:27,520
Speaker 1: which is so I'm not even a celebrity it's so stupid,

451
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:30,040
Speaker 1: so dumb that they include me in these things. But

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Speaker 1: for example, I'm I just I just did it right now,

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Speaker 1: guesscon And I clicked on Uh, let's say I clicked

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Speaker 1: on trending celebs is the website, and it says, according

455
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Speaker 1: to trend Celebrities now dot com, famous radio host Ben

456
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:49,600
Speaker 1: Mallor's net worth is one million to five million dollars,

457
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Speaker 1: it says, uh, And then they quote another website says

458
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Speaker 1: Mallard's net worth is six million. So I'm actually worth

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Speaker 1: six million. Now, yeah, you know, I'm a great. I

460
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Speaker 1: know how to cook. My my wife told me you

461
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:07,440
Speaker 1: don't know how to cook, and she need to teach

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Speaker 1: you how to cook. I'm a master chef, I said.

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Speaker 1: I said, I don't know how to bake, or I

464
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Speaker 1: don't bake. Some better at baking. Let me tell you why,

465
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:21,040
Speaker 1: because baking cooking you have a little liberty and you

466
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Speaker 1: can be more liberal. Baking you gotta get the exact

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Speaker 1: amount of fucking sugar and salt. And if you don't

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Speaker 1: get the exact amall, I'm out it tastes like shit.

469
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Speaker 1: So you gotta be perfect. I love that. I'm very meticulous.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you know that. She she sent

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Speaker 1: me some some food porn the other day, which was

472
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Speaker 1: some vegan cookies, you know, dallast in some chocolate. It

473
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Speaker 1: looked fantastic and I didn't recognize it at first, so

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Speaker 1: I thought she was making those, and I asked her

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Speaker 1: to share, and she's like, why don't you bake him?

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, I don't fucking bake. I've been baked.

477
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Speaker 1: But obviously you're in quarantine right now and you're still

478
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Speaker 1: having trouble with pizza. So I'm a master chef. I

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Speaker 1: cooked the pizza. I take the dough, I put the

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Speaker 1: the tomato sauce on. I got the pizza cheese, I

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Speaker 1: got that at the turkey pepperoni, a little bell pepper,

482
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Speaker 1: a little onion. Mixed that altogether. It is marvelous, sounds

483
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Speaker 1: absolutely marvelous. Is great. One footnote to a news question, though,

484
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Speaker 1: is the reason that weed Man turned heel, went from

485
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Speaker 1: a pretty boy to a heel is because he got

486
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Speaker 1: upset that I had. He thinks I'm worth like five

487
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Speaker 1: million dollars and I'm not giving him any money. He

488
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Speaker 1: has no idea that I am underwater and I'm in

489
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Speaker 1: a bad spot financially, and I I upgraded my kitchen

490
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Speaker 1: before this all happened with the coronavirus. So God only

491
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Speaker 1: knows what's gonna happen going forward. But you know what

492
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:47,879
Speaker 1: you need to do to turn this thing around is

493
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:51,800
Speaker 1: you need to do a lot more networking, a lot

494
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Speaker 1: more communicating. You need to do. You need a lot

495
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Speaker 1: of fire under your ass. I'm here to help, of

496
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Speaker 1: course you are, alright, Jeff, Jeff and was Cohnson. I

497
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:03,240
Speaker 1: think his last name is Gascon? He says, why does

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Speaker 1: Gascon get so much hatred? A real talent? Yes, that's

499
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Speaker 1: must be your Is that your cousin? And Wisconsin checking?

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Speaker 1: How many cousins in Wisconsin? West Maister, California, Florida? Dan

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00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:17,159
Speaker 1: and kalamazoo right in this that's the question, why are

502
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 1: you just dismissing him? Wasn't a question, It was more

503
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Speaker 1: of a state. No, it was a question. It's kind

504
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:24,639
Speaker 1: of you should answer his question. That's what you should do. Well.

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Speaker 1: The reason Gascon has disliked on the show is because

506
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Speaker 1: people have heard him and he's annoying and he's aggravating,

507
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:33,920
Speaker 1: and he gets on your nerves and you're bothered by

508
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:36,359
Speaker 1: the Mallam Militia. You don't like the fact that I

509
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:39,880
Speaker 1: liked the Mallam Militia more than you, and you're agitated

510
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 1: by that. It's not true, and so you you try

511
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:47,160
Speaker 1: to hit my buttons, and you treat this like an inconvenience,

512
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:50,640
Speaker 1: like this whole podcast thing is inconvenience and all that

513
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 1: not at all. And you had the liberty of staying

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00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,800
Speaker 1: at home and doing this. And I don't seventy four

515
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Speaker 1: miles just to do this for you and to get

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Speaker 1: violent out. No, thank you. I got a huge cross

517
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,800
Speaker 1: on my shoulder. People would love to do a dopey

518
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 1: little podcast with me? No, I mean, I can't think

519
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 1: of any but I'm sure there's some people out there

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00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:10,960
Speaker 1: that we love. How about this? They go through the

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Speaker 1: rundown coop. No Eddie, no Roberto, no. See. None of

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00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 1: those guys will do it because I don't get paid

523
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 1: for this, and they won't do it unless they get paid,

524
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:24,360
Speaker 1: and which is probably the wise thing, you know, that's

525
00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:26,080
Speaker 1: the wise thing to do. But I'm like, I have

526
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:28,920
Speaker 1: diarrhea of the mouth, I get the flowing tongue going on,

527
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:32,120
Speaker 1: so why not? Speaking of which, I did reach out

528
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:35,640
Speaker 1: to Terry and we talked about possibly in a few

529
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:41,040
Speaker 1: days having him on from the UK. So we're gonna

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00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 1: make that happen. Hey, listen, we we have to do

531
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Speaker 1: more podcast now because people are looking for things to

532
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 1: distract them and I'm open to do that. Uh. We

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00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:54,040
Speaker 1: we had Lenny on a previous episode. Our first interview

534
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 1: was Lenny Dixter. I don't know how you can top that,

535
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 1: but if you want to recommend somebody, I know that

536
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 1: Justin Paige Patient zero are Ruby Gobert, Justin and Cincinnati

537
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 1: who has the coronavirus and is still smoking cigarettes, which

538
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 1: all doctors tell you do, but Justin he wants to

539
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 1: have he recommended sid Rosenberg. You're familiar with sid Rosenberg?

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Speaker 1: How's he doing? New York talk show host? Used to

541
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Speaker 1: be at w F and now he's at w a BC.

542
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 1: How he's a Vale Militia guy. Sid Rosenberg's and Malle Militia.

543
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 1: He used to I used to be his lead in

544
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:29,800
Speaker 1: when he did a morning show in Miami, and so

545
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:32,800
Speaker 1: we'll have him on. We still gotta get Tony Bruno,

546
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:37,960
Speaker 1: Kenny Albert, Okay, we'll do one with Kenny Albert, Chris Myers.

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Speaker 1: We can put Chris Cristal do it. We can do that. Look,

548
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 1: you're just gonna beg for a job, which is really

549
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 1: kind of coming. It's kind of the idea, right, I

550
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 1: didn't ask Lenny Dixter for a job. That's a little

551
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 1: bit different, and he's got no pills to sell you

552
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:55,720
Speaker 1: at now. See the problem is you're just you're an opportunist. Guest.

553
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:58,440
Speaker 1: Are we all get this podcast like a challenge? Like

554
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:00,320
Speaker 1: you said, who can we get on that will advance

555
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:03,440
Speaker 1: my career? I mean everyone does what's in their best

556
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:05,440
Speaker 1: interests I mean, is that but I'm not trying to

557
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 1: advance my career. If I was trying to mask my career,

558
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 1: I would have quit doing this instead of pay me

559
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 1: or I'm not doing it, but I'm still doing it right. Well, No,

560
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:14,160
Speaker 1: it's actually a part of your contract and its specifically

561
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:16,520
Speaker 1: states that. So it's a little bit of an amendment

562
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:19,480
Speaker 1: that you failed to recognize. But that's that's good. I mean,

563
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:22,720
Speaker 1: we're here. Be sure to catch live editions of The

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00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 1: Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am Eastern Pacific. All right,

565
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 1: Jason and Bakersfield rights in. Uh, he says, in your opinion,

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Speaker 1: what is something everyone looks stupid doing well, I'll go first.

567
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:37,960
Speaker 1: I'll say dancing. I think everyone looks dumb dancing. Some

568
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:40,040
Speaker 1: people look kind of hot if they're good looking people,

569
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Speaker 1: but they look dumb in general. If you take if

570
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:44,600
Speaker 1: you turn the music off, they look just stupid. So

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go dancing. Gas. I'm gonna say exercising people

572
00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:52,000
Speaker 1: that are running. People run awkwardly when they run, Some wattle,

573
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 1: some flap their hands, some are like breathing too heavy.

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Speaker 1: I say running people right now, Dan and Kalamazoo says, yeah,

575
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 1: have you got any good hobo or crackhead stories? Well, Dan,

576
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 1: just listen to the Overnight show. It's one hobo and

577
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 1: one crackhead after another they call up. So right, yeah,

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00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 1: what more do you need? Those are my people, Those

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00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:15,600
Speaker 1: are my peeps. Uh, let's see Eric and Omaha rights

580
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 1: and he says, what song would you play over and

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00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:21,560
Speaker 1: over again to torture gag on? All right? I got this, Eric,

582
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Speaker 1: You know the most repetitive song I can recall recently.

583
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 1: It was a few years ago. Rihanna she had a

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Speaker 1: song called Birthday Cake. Remember that song? She repeated the

585
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 1: fucking lyric cake over a hundred times. In that goddamn song.

586
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 1: So I would play that as torture for you. Gag

587
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:46,240
Speaker 1: on is what I would do. How did you even

588
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:48,600
Speaker 1: listen to that song in the first place? Like what

589
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:52,520
Speaker 1: brought you to that? Did Danny or no? No? I

590
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:54,760
Speaker 1: would listen like on the you know, the radio, the

591
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,160
Speaker 1: radiover edit or whatever. I hear it on the radio.

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00:31:57,280 --> 00:32:00,440
Speaker 1: Sometimes I listen to. I listen to music radio. Ocasionally

593
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 1: hear different songs. I don't normally listen to. H Jesse

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Speaker 1: from Pomona Rights In He says, I got a question

595
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:11,280
Speaker 1: you probably won't answer. Yeah, okay, Jesse. With the Clippers

596
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 1: owner buying the old house the Lakers build, will they

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00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:18,040
Speaker 1: ever get out of the Lakers shadow or will they

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Speaker 1: always just be the other tream in l A uh Well, Jesse,

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00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 1: first of all, that is a brilliant move. That is

600
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 1: an alpha move by Steve Ballmer, the Clippers owner, and

601
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:30,840
Speaker 1: that is the move that will get them out of

602
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:33,840
Speaker 1: the shadow of the Lakers. How embarrassing is it gonna

603
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:36,280
Speaker 1: be for the Lakers and the historians that follow that

604
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 1: team when the l a Clippers in open the jewel,

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00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:48,080
Speaker 1: the Tajmal Hall of NBA Arenas and the Lakers are

606
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 1: stuck at dopey Staples Center in downtown when the new

607
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,480
Speaker 1: cool part of Los Angeles is gonna be in the

608
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:58,320
Speaker 1: hood in Inglewood. You've got the NFL Stadium across the way.

609
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 1: They are changing that whole area around that is going

610
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:06,960
Speaker 1: to be the spot, and the Clippers are It's awesome.

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00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 1: This is the move and the way you change. You

612
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:14,040
Speaker 1: have to go through a generation, a couple of generations.

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Speaker 1: And you know, the old farts aren't gonna ever give

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Speaker 1: the Clippers any kind of love. And I get that.

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Speaker 1: But the younger people and the Clippers are doing a

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00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 1: great job their marketing department. They are marketing. They are

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00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:30,600
Speaker 1: flooding youth basketball leagues with Clipper memorabilia and they're getting

618
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Speaker 1: the kids, the next generations, the future of the world,

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Speaker 1: and they're getting these kids to be Clipper fans. And

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Speaker 1: I think it's wonderful because these kids, you know, you're

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Speaker 1: born In the last fifteen years, the Clippers have been

622
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:44,280
Speaker 1: better than the Lakers. Certainly the last ten years they've

623
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 1: been better than the Lakers. What constitutes being better making

624
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 1: the playoffs, better record, head to head, better record, overall,

625
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 1: numbers don't matter at all. They do matter. They play

626
00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 1: the games. They matter, every game has. That's where you're

627
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 1: loser in life, Guest, because I'm working with every game matters,

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00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:08,799
Speaker 1: Megan writes in Friend of Jayson, Every game matters. You've

629
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Speaker 1: got a guy that takes off every three days. Yeah

630
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 1: for load management. Fuck, I'm all about it. Man. Hey,

631
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 1: we're all practicing load management right now. With the coronavirus somewhere,

632
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:24,320
Speaker 1: we're all Kawhi Leonard right now. Alight, Megan, who's the

633
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,520
Speaker 1: I met her? Very nice woman, A friend of Jay

634
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Speaker 1: Scoop there. Lady friend of Jay Scoop from Seattle says,

635
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:32,400
Speaker 1: should the Tiger King be in jail for so long?

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Speaker 1: Who else should be in there with? Now? I've not

637
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Speaker 1: seen the Tiger King documentary. I'm gonna watch it this

638
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:40,839
Speaker 1: weekend at some point. I know this is on during

639
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 1: the weekend. I've not watched it as we were recording

640
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Speaker 1: this podcast. Have you heard about the Tiger King documentary

641
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 1: on Netflix, Guest. I've heard about it. I heard it's

642
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:52,360
Speaker 1: painful to watch. I don't. I don't see myself watching

643
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Speaker 1: that at all. I got some old movies in the

644
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Speaker 1: watch Anyways, I'm not gonna be watching that crap. All right, Well,

645
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch it. I'm gonna check it out. Fox

646
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Speaker 1: search f s R to listen live from Matt in Mansfield, Texas.

650
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:15,840
Speaker 1: He says, Ben Mega dittos. How about that guy's a

651
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 1: limbo guy? He says, who is better? Who's a better golfer?

652
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:22,600
Speaker 1: You or gas Can? He says, I've always assumed that

653
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:28,920
Speaker 1: people who cover sports are good golfers, even Ray Ratto. Uh.

654
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 1: I love that Matt lives in Mansfield, Texas and knows

655
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:34,440
Speaker 1: who Ray Ratto is. That is outstanding. That is just

656
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:38,799
Speaker 1: that's a ten um. Most most non athletes are good

657
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 1: at golf. I don't golf very often. I've said that

658
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:45,359
Speaker 1: I really wish I was good at golfing because that's

659
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:48,719
Speaker 1: where your network, that's where you get jobs. Then I'm

660
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:51,279
Speaker 1: not good at it. I played in a celebrity golf

661
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:55,279
Speaker 1: tournament for Fox Sports Radio last year, and it was

662
00:35:55,400 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 1: such a debacle. It was such a humiliating, frustrating experience.

663
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:03,920
Speaker 1: I hit a folding chair, I hit several golf balls

664
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Speaker 1: into the drink, other golf balls into the I I

665
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 1: lost so many I ran out of golf balls. It

666
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:13,319
Speaker 1: was insane. And then I was like that' like from

667
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:16,000
Speaker 1: Happy Gilmore. I'm like walking through the trees trying to

668
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:18,560
Speaker 1: find my golf ball. It was very frustrating. So I

669
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:21,440
Speaker 1: suck at golf. I'm pretty good occasionally on the driving

670
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:24,600
Speaker 1: range because I'm pretty tall and I've got some some muscle,

671
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:27,240
Speaker 1: and I can drill if I if I hit it perfectly,

672
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 1: it'll go really far. But other than that, I mean,

673
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:34,440
Speaker 1: the putting stuff sucks and it's terrible. On um, what

674
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Speaker 1: about you guess and your west of the four oh five,

675
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 1: So I would assume west of the four oh five

676
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:42,319
Speaker 1: you very good at golf. Yeah, I played golf when

677
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:45,160
Speaker 1: I was a kid. My course you did, of course

678
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:48,799
Speaker 1: you did. My grandfather got rest of soul. Tom he

679
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:51,879
Speaker 1: had he had passed away from from Alzheimer's. But then

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00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:56,320
Speaker 1: he was he played college hockey UH at Boston College

681
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:59,120
Speaker 1: before before the war, and he was drafted and then

682
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Speaker 1: came out here and played a little bit at l

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Speaker 1: m U, and then he went from he went from

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Speaker 1: the army to the to the l A p D

685
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,240
Speaker 1: and so he obviously retired the skates and started golfing.

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00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:13,879
Speaker 1: And so when I was young, he taught me how

687
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:16,680
Speaker 1: to play golf. But when he got sick and he

688
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:19,879
Speaker 1: passed away. Eventually I was a teenager from from Alzheimer's.

689
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 1: So um, I still have his golf clubs, and I

690
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:26,359
Speaker 1: remember last year's in the summertime. I actually dusted those

691
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Speaker 1: things off. Was the first time in like twenty years

692
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:31,880
Speaker 1: that I touched him, and Um I went to the

693
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:35,080
Speaker 1: driving range and I was out there for about forty

694
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:37,279
Speaker 1: five minutes, and I had blisters on both of my

695
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:39,960
Speaker 1: hands because I was just trying to sleep for the fences.

696
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:42,799
Speaker 1: I haven't played the game in a long time. I'm

697
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:45,239
Speaker 1: not a fan of it, but you know, it's part

698
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:48,400
Speaker 1: of the reason why I haven't, because you know that

699
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 1: those memories and you don't get them back. So he Oh,

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00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:54,440
Speaker 1: I wonder who would win it? Because you say you

701
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:56,200
Speaker 1: haven't played a while, but you did play golf, and

702
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 1: you know, I wonder if head to head, if we

703
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 1: went to a pitch and put like, who would who

704
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:06,399
Speaker 1: would win? We should do that sometimes many many You're

705
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:08,480
Speaker 1: okay with many at your golf you know, Oh, yeah,

706
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,719
Speaker 1: I can do that easily. I mean, I'd rather do

707
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 1: that the windmill, get the ball in the windmill, you

708
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:15,799
Speaker 1: know that way. It's better to do that than go

709
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 1: like paintballing or something, because I'd be shooting your hands.

710
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 1: I would drill you, you you would I would have no mobility. Man,

711
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 1: I'm a rock. I don't care. You can shoot me.

712
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 1: All of that doesn't matter. I'm gonna nail you. You

713
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 1: know how bad. We have a few more. Jeff in Clarksville, Indiana. Right,

714
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 1: So he says, Ben, what is the one thing you

715
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:36,759
Speaker 1: like the most doing radio? What is the one thing

716
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:39,720
Speaker 1: you hate the most doing radio? He says, he's across

717
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 1: the river from Louisville, Kentucky. Uh, there you go. Well,

718
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,319
Speaker 1: here's the way I describing It's cool. It's a fun job.

719
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:48,759
Speaker 1: It's a great job. If you ever get a chance

720
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:51,080
Speaker 1: to do a radio show, you should do it. Um.

721
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,760
Speaker 1: And I like the fact that every day is different,

722
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 1: although I can tell you right now not every day

723
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:58,279
Speaker 1: is different, but we're talking about different things. We I

724
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Speaker 1: love the fact that every day I go to and

725
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:03,239
Speaker 1: I wake up and I have a full chance. I

726
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:05,319
Speaker 1: have a blank canvas if you will, And I can

727
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:08,160
Speaker 1: fill it, and there's always usually new things, and I

728
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:11,400
Speaker 1: can be creative and try to find different things to

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00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 1: get people engaged, and I love that. I also love

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00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 1: the fact that there's the people that follow the show.

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00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 1: The Mallard militia have been very passionate and I don't

732
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,839
Speaker 1: deserve this. They've been very loyal to me. I've got

733
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,280
Speaker 1: people that have listened to me for ten fift twenty

734
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 1: years on the radio. Over twenty years, Doc Mike and

735
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:33,719
Speaker 1: guys like that, So I love that. UM people have

736
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:37,360
Speaker 1: have been pen pals with me, and they've they've become

737
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:40,480
Speaker 1: married and gotten kids, and their kids have grown up

738
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:43,440
Speaker 1: and gone to high school, summer, even in college and beyond,

739
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:46,480
Speaker 1: and that's pretty cool. That's wild to me because I

740
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:48,520
Speaker 1: don't think the time. I don't realize that the time

741
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:50,759
Speaker 1: has gone by that quick. The thing I hate most

742
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:53,560
Speaker 1: about radio is the instability of the business. It's a

743
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 1: very fickle industry, UM, But I feel like all industries

744
00:39:57,120 --> 00:40:00,360
Speaker 1: are like that to some degree or another. And the

745
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:03,719
Speaker 1: cool thing about the broadcasting businesses now because of things

746
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 1: like this podcast. Before you were at the mercy of

747
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 1: your employer, but now with the podcast, I've got friends

748
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 1: I used to work with in radio that make more

749
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:14,880
Speaker 1: money now, you know, charging five bucks a month for

750
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 1: their podcast. They lost the radio job and they they

751
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:21,360
Speaker 1: they're making a killing doing things like that. So there's

752
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:24,800
Speaker 1: different ways you can do it. But that's the downside.

753
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:28,960
Speaker 1: But other than that, it's more good than bad. So

754
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:33,600
Speaker 1: um Sean and Nashville rights and he says, uh, would

755
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:36,839
Speaker 1: you rather page down? Page down? Page down? Uh? Never

756
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:39,640
Speaker 1: witnessed the Dodgers back in the World Series or be

757
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:42,600
Speaker 1: kicked below the belt by and then I cut off

758
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:48,120
Speaker 1: the end here. I think probably some kind of wild animal. Um, yeah,

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00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,200
Speaker 1: you know, I don't. I mean, you can kick me

760
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:53,319
Speaker 1: below the belt. I don't care. I mean, it's not though,

761
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:55,839
Speaker 1: I don't really benefit from the Dodgers winning, other than

762
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:59,600
Speaker 1: I can just be an annoying schmuck. But I'm not anyway,

763
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:01,680
Speaker 1: Like it's not like I worked for the Dodgers anymore.

764
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:03,359
Speaker 1: When I was doing Dodger talk, I might have gotten

765
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,239
Speaker 1: a World Series ring, which would have been pretty cool.

766
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:07,839
Speaker 1: Of course, when I was doing it, they blew. They

767
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,480
Speaker 1: had all these high prize players and they didn't win.

768
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:16,279
Speaker 1: Uh No, this was Kevin Brown, Gary Sheffield, that era

769
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:22,759
Speaker 1: of Dodger baseball. Yeah, he was around Mandy. I was

770
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:24,880
Speaker 1: tight with Mandy. We were Rookies of the Year together

771
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:26,800
Speaker 1: in the early nineties. Me and Mandy. They ran what

772
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:30,480
Speaker 1: five straight years with Rookie of the years yep, five

773
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:35,200
Speaker 1: consecutive years and had day O Nomo, Hollandsworth, Piazza, Caros, Manda.

774
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:39,920
Speaker 1: See all that era and what did it get them? All? Right,

775
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Speaker 1: Stephen Louisville. Right, So he says formally from Indiana or

776
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 1: from Indy rather, he says, well, garlic, keep COVID nineteen away. Nope, Uh, yeah,

777
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:51,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go No, although Doc Mike. Doc Mike might

778
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:53,160
Speaker 1: disagree because he thinks you just drink your pists and

779
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:55,879
Speaker 1: do good. You know, that's what he thinks. I think.

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00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:58,560
Speaker 1: I love garlic, but I'm pretty sure it's not gonna

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00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:01,120
Speaker 1: keep you safe from corona the virus. Yeah. Everything they

782
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:04,400
Speaker 1: say to take, at least for supplement wise, zinc not

783
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:09,920
Speaker 1: in an empty stomach, zinc, vitamin C, vitamin D UM

784
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:13,120
Speaker 1: pound that as much and obviously water and uh and

785
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 1: get plenty of We're doing a lot of um at

786
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:19,359
Speaker 1: the Mallard mansion. My wife a hippie, and we're doing

787
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:23,600
Speaker 1: a lot of fruit smoothies. That's good vegetables and the

788
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:26,239
Speaker 1: fruit and makes all that together. She took some of

789
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:29,879
Speaker 1: the recipes that I had posted on Instagram, and he's

790
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:33,279
Speaker 1: big on the pomegranate juice. She thinks that's really good

791
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 1: for you, pomegranate. Big fanom buying into the pomegranate. I've

792
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:40,880
Speaker 1: never had pomegranate before a couple of years ago. I

793
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:44,279
Speaker 1: don't think it was it regularly produced other than a

794
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:47,520
Speaker 1: few years ago. Are you at least adding some peanut

795
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:49,799
Speaker 1: butter or anything that kind of gives it a good

796
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:53,080
Speaker 1: kick for taste? Well, whatever she puts in there, all eat.

797
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:57,680
Speaker 1: You know, whatever whatever is in there, um good. Uh.

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00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:00,000
Speaker 1: Let's see Carlos from Houston writes and he says, who

799
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:02,000
Speaker 1: is the big voice guy on the incident vice line?

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00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:05,239
Speaker 1: I don't know, Carlos. I don't know. There's a few

801
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 1: people that have big voices they call in. I don't

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00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:11,160
Speaker 1: I don't know who Ron and Rockport, indianisis Ben? When

803
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:13,839
Speaker 1: is the next talent show? I don't have a date. Ron.

804
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:17,279
Speaker 1: I'm thinking that if this continues, sometime in April, um,

805
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:19,759
Speaker 1: because we're not gonna have sports in April. And so

806
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:22,399
Speaker 1: we're gonna need some content, and I think that would

807
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:26,440
Speaker 1: be a great time to have another talent show in

808
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:29,880
Speaker 1: in April, and J Jay Scoops better start preparing and

809
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:32,560
Speaker 1: all the other fine members of the Mallamlicia. So if

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00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 1: you have a talent and you want to be part

811
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:36,879
Speaker 1: of that, I'll let you know more. But the way

812
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:40,520
Speaker 1: it's looking right now, unless we start getting sports back

813
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 1: in April, we're gonna have the talent show in April.

814
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:48,240
Speaker 1: So what's gonna happen? What else? Vernon from San Diego

815
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:50,800
Speaker 1: rights and he says, if Costco never brings back the samples,

816
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 1: what will you do? Will you do a boycott? Is

817
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:59,360
Speaker 1: that in order? Uh? Yeah, listen, I am a big

818
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:02,840
Speaker 1: fan of the Osco sample. Been very clear about that, Vernon.

819
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:04,440
Speaker 1: It's a big part of my life. It's a big

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00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 1: part of my routine on the weekends. I I often

821
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:08,880
Speaker 1: go to Costco twice on the weekends, one day to

822
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:11,480
Speaker 1: shop and the other day just eat samples. Um. I

823
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:16,239
Speaker 1: openly admit that, and I'm not bashful about that. I'm

824
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:19,760
Speaker 1: bummed out, but I would probably stand. I would probably

825
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:24,239
Speaker 1: do some kind of rhythmic chant uh for Costco. I

826
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:26,239
Speaker 1: would do some kind of rhythmic chant. You know, what

827
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:28,640
Speaker 1: do we want samples? When do we want it now?

828
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:31,319
Speaker 1: You know, something like that. But you're the only one

829
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 1: that likes get up, get down. There's a sample movement

830
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:37,000
Speaker 1: in this town. You're the only one likes the samples though, right,

831
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:39,799
Speaker 1: your your wife doesn't like the samples. No, no, she

832
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 1: doesn't because she's doing the dopey gluten free thing, so

833
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:46,400
Speaker 1: she can't eat most of the stuff anyway. Well, yeah,

834
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:50,160
Speaker 1: because most of it's not gluten free. What do you

835
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:52,880
Speaker 1: think which chance better? What do we want samples? What

836
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:55,560
Speaker 1: do we want it now? It's pretty good? Right? Or

837
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:59,960
Speaker 1: or what's the alternative? What's that? What's the alternative? Get up,

838
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:02,719
Speaker 1: get down? There's a sample movement in this town. Oh,

839
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 1: you should do that. You should do it like an

840
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:06,800
Speaker 1: updown or like a y m C a kind of model.

841
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 1: You should do it like get up, get down. Yeah,

842
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:12,719
Speaker 1: like that one, two, three, four, We don't want your

843
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:15,800
Speaker 1: fucking war two four or six eight, Stop the violence,

844
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:19,319
Speaker 1: stop the hey, bring back the samples. You should be

845
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:21,440
Speaker 1: in d C with that one. Yeah. I could be

846
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:23,719
Speaker 1: a political protester. I know all the I know all

847
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:28,080
Speaker 1: the lyrics. Hey, Hey, ho ho, Costco's gotta go there

848
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:30,960
Speaker 1: we go. Hey, come on, you are well versed, my friend,

849
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:32,920
Speaker 1: I know all of them. There's only like four or

850
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:37,399
Speaker 1: five different protest chants that they do, no justice, no peace? Right?

851
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:41,640
Speaker 1: Whose streets are streets? Right? Whose samples are a sample?

852
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:47,480
Speaker 1: What do you think? We have a bunch of other questions,

853
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 1: but we have hit the end of the road, gascon, Yes,

854
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:53,719
Speaker 1: the end of the road, as they said, yes, yes,

855
00:45:54,239 --> 00:45:57,680
Speaker 1: anything to promote here, gas on. You know what, that's

856
00:45:57,680 --> 00:46:01,000
Speaker 1: a good reminder. I got a care package this week.

857
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:04,440
Speaker 1: And I know you're a big fan of plugging. Um,

858
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:08,759
Speaker 1: I'm only when it helps me. Well it might in

859
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:11,359
Speaker 1: some ways, you know. I've I've worked on a couple

860
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:15,120
Speaker 1: of different platforms and one of the sponsors, a clothing

861
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:18,799
Speaker 1: line down in San Diego called viry Um sent me

862
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:22,600
Speaker 1: a care package earlier this week. Um. There's a lot

863
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:28,440
Speaker 1: of fitness products like Nike, under Armor, Reebok, all these companies.

864
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 1: They have pretty decent stuff. But viry they sent me

865
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:35,720
Speaker 1: a spring collection of stuff, sweats, a couple of T shirts,

866
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:39,520
Speaker 1: some workout shorts. You gotta check it out, man, go online.

867
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 1: It's a wait, wait, wait, how come I didn't get

868
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:45,520
Speaker 1: any I'm the star of the show. Well that's the debatable,

869
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:49,759
Speaker 1: like maybe a star, but it's the brightest star. Wait

870
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:52,880
Speaker 1: wait wait holds different you know wait wait wait wait

871
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:57,640
Speaker 1: time what that means? You're actually getting paid for this

872
00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:00,400
Speaker 1: and I'm not getting paid things because I didn't get anything.

873
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:03,000
Speaker 1: It's it's I don't even get a pat on the

874
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,520
Speaker 1: back or an out of boy. Well, it's more quality

875
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 1: than quantity. And I think you would agree with me

876
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 1: and that that the voice is a little bit different

877
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:12,120
Speaker 1: when it comes from me, and so I think that

878
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:15,600
Speaker 1: that's more about mark ability. And here I am for them. No, no, no,

879
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:18,520
Speaker 1: you know, I voiced over an HBO commercial for a

880
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaker 1: documentary which is going to be airing on radio stations

881
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:26,440
Speaker 1: this week for who me No no, for like what

882
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:29,720
Speaker 1: I heart media. I've voiced over an HBO commercial read

883
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:33,120
Speaker 1: for this college basketball documentary which Dave used and you

884
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:35,920
Speaker 1: better watch it. It's supposed to be really good. March

885
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:41,920
Speaker 1: twenty Was it based on Arizona on Arizona Wildcast? Yeah,

886
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:44,279
Speaker 1: it's on the it's on the shoe scandal, and it's

887
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:47,279
Speaker 1: really from what I understand, it's i've actually seen it yet.

888
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 1: But I've heard amazing things about it, like this is

889
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:54,880
Speaker 1: gonna be just blowing the lid off of that scandal,

890
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 1: and some people are gonna end up losing their jobs

891
00:47:57,640 --> 00:48:00,799
Speaker 1: because of this, supposedly. I saw some tweets about it,

892
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:02,759
Speaker 1: like I guess, like Sean Miller is the one guy

893
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:05,959
Speaker 1: that said is it's just perplexing why he will still

894
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 1: have a job after this even if he does. But

895
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:11,720
Speaker 1: that's great. I mean I would need you should pass

896
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:13,480
Speaker 1: some of that stuff my way. I mean I always

897
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:15,799
Speaker 1: do some veal work. Well, I mean, why don't you

898
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:18,759
Speaker 1: pass a couple of T shirts my way or jumpsuit

899
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:21,120
Speaker 1: or something like that, and we can, you know, go

900
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:23,480
Speaker 1: back and forth. Yes, But I guess the one thing

901
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:25,960
Speaker 1: is those your your body shape is always changing. We

902
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,319
Speaker 1: talked about your suits, and you said you don't want

903
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:29,799
Speaker 1: to hem them. You want to wait till you lose

904
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 1: the most amount of weight possible before you buy. No,

905
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:37,320
Speaker 1: but I'm willing to break that protocol for new clothing.

906
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 1: But I don't. Yeah, I don't like to change my

907
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:43,400
Speaker 1: clothing because I did it before and then I gained

908
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:47,280
Speaker 1: a lot of weight back. So I'm paranoid. I'm superstitious.

909
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:50,960
Speaker 1: That if I suddenly change my whole wardrobe around and

910
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:54,400
Speaker 1: get rid of my fat clothes and buy clothes that

911
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:57,759
Speaker 1: actually will fit, then then I'll just start eating, you know,

912
00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 1: triple cheeseburgers every day and cheese puffs, and then I'll

913
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:03,960
Speaker 1: be back up to where I was before. So I'm

914
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 1: paranoid about that. It'll be a little dangerous if you

915
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:08,160
Speaker 1: wear this attire because I could see you wearing it

916
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:10,040
Speaker 1: all day, like you could be one of those people

917
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:12,759
Speaker 1: like that's in quarantine right now, that doesn't shower and

918
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:15,760
Speaker 1: just sits in the same attire for like eighteen nineteen

919
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:17,520
Speaker 1: hours until How do you know I'm not that? How

920
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:19,200
Speaker 1: do you know that I'm not doing that right now?

921
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:22,319
Speaker 1: Because you admitted earlier that you were walking. You've been

922
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:24,920
Speaker 1: walking around the blocks I have been walking, so you've

923
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:27,080
Speaker 1: been doing that at least. So I can't wear my beature.

924
00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:31,440
Speaker 1: I can't go full white trash wearing my pajamas walking around. No,

925
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:33,840
Speaker 1: I've not done that, and my my wife beat or

926
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:36,640
Speaker 1: T shirt I'm not doing. But this attire almost looks

927
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:39,840
Speaker 1: like pj's that's how comfortable it is. The sweats, the

928
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:42,600
Speaker 1: short if I had some gascout I'm sure it'd be.

929
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:44,719
Speaker 1: You know, I could brag about it, but I don't

930
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:46,880
Speaker 1: have any gas, and I'm not like you. I am

931
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 1: I getting paid for this podcast. You can no longer

932
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:51,919
Speaker 1: complain about the podcast. You're getting free swag. I don't

933
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:56,560
Speaker 1: get any free swag nothing, zero zip bo kiss. How

934
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:59,239
Speaker 1: about this? How about you go online? The website is

935
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:03,480
Speaker 1: viry floathing dot com. It's vu o r I clothing

936
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:06,719
Speaker 1: dot com. Take a look. I'm gonna right, I'm gonna

937
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:08,560
Speaker 1: go there right now. All right, what is it again?

938
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:15,520
Speaker 1: Vu O r I Clothing dot com. I think I

939
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:18,960
Speaker 1: know how to spell clothing all right? Into you're a

940
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:23,000
Speaker 1: graduate Stytleback University, and that's right. You know, the Harvard

941
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:25,560
Speaker 1: of the West whether the Harvard of the West coast.

942
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:28,799
Speaker 1: I think you'd go for one of those hoodies. Yeah,

943
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:32,759
Speaker 1: the hoodies are good. I have two of those two hoodies. Yeah,

944
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:35,040
Speaker 1: there's one for winter and then the one for uh

945
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:40,440
Speaker 1: for spring. They're like windbreakers. They're comfortable. Yeah, yeah, I

946
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:42,600
Speaker 1: could go for like the sweater looks pretty good. The

947
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:46,799
Speaker 1: performance crew. Yeah, you can blew rock this at at

948
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:50,839
Speaker 1: a Dodger Stadium game day night, or of course when

949
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:52,680
Speaker 1: you're in the Fox Sports Radio Studios if you ever

950
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:54,960
Speaker 1: come back. I don't think I'll ever come back. I

951
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:57,720
Speaker 1: think I'm just gonna do the show from home now hampered.

952
00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:00,960
Speaker 1: That such bullshit too, By the way, what are you

953
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:04,080
Speaker 1: talking about, because you're in an isolated studio anyway, and

954
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:06,000
Speaker 1: the fact that you don't have to drive here but

955
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:08,560
Speaker 1: I do. It's bullshit. Well, the problem with the fight

956
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:10,919
Speaker 1: the Fox Sports Radio Studios. I love them. I've worked

957
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:13,000
Speaker 1: there for twenty years. I love the guy co Fox

958
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:15,160
Speaker 1: Sports Radio students. The problem is not me. It's the

959
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:18,600
Speaker 1: other unwashed animals that work there. And that's the concerned.

960
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:21,040
Speaker 1: Like it was just me, I wouldn't worry about it

961
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:23,440
Speaker 1: because you know, that's a twenty four hour that's like

962
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:27,320
Speaker 1: a subway car, you know in Manhattani of the l

963
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:30,839
Speaker 1: and the kind of varmints that work there, and uh,

964
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:33,839
Speaker 1: and these people are animals. They eat, they poop all

965
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:36,440
Speaker 1: over that place. It's that I don't know where to piss.

966
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:39,600
Speaker 1: It's a It's fascinating, all right, listen, have a great

967
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:43,840
Speaker 1: day today. We got another podcast tomorrow for it's every

968
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:47,319
Speaker 1: day this fifth hour on the weekends, and we'll we'll

969
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:49,560
Speaker 1: catch you next time and be safe,