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Speaker 1: Welcome back to Bomba with Ergondrem.

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Speaker 2: Your host Ergondre My co host are comedian Derek Megeles

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Speaker 2: and Sandwich Sorcerer owner of Mission Sandwich, Sex Symbol Brooklyn icon.

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Speaker 1: Chef Brian Saw.

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Speaker 2: Today we're cracking open our guests most haunting Bombing Nightmask.

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Speaker 2: We've got Sarah Squirm who's got a new HBO special app.

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Speaker 1: Called Live and in the Flesh.

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Speaker 2: Comedian writer legend, Robert Smigel who has a podcast called

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Speaker 2: Humor Me coming out, and one of my favorite Hot

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Speaker 2: ninety seven DJs who's been almost murdered several times, DJ

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Speaker 2: who Kid and one of my favorite comedians of all time,

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Speaker 2: Triumph the insult comic Dog.

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Speaker 1: Nobody knows what's going on, Fucking Eh Bombing Balm with

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Speaker 1: Eric Codre Ladies and Jermy.

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Speaker 3: Who's already to fuck shit and pill he scream Where

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Speaker 3: am I right now?

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Speaker 4: I'm sub Life, d B d Woke Up eyd Worlome Up,

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Speaker 4: fifty fifty Way, d j WO Kid, Sarah Swarm where

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Speaker 4: Robert Smiggle and Robert Smiggleman Shapardz and my cost Derek Magan.

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Speaker 1: And this is I'm your own Dereck Gunnery. This is money.

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Speaker 1: I'm okay. So this is a show about bomb.

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Speaker 5: If I find out that any of y'all's are on

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Speaker 5: the on the files, I'll be so mad.

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Speaker 1: Dude, that'll be such a big bump for me.

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Speaker 6: The judge goes, unfriend, Judge, please, you already did the

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Speaker 6: show right, this.

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Speaker 5: Show, yeah, I did its original incarnation when it was

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Speaker 5: just a conversation between friends.

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Speaker 1: Now it's begun.

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Speaker 7: This is a mess.

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Speaker 8: Now it's now it's a de I mess.

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Speaker 2: Exactly what you were talking about before, Sarah ade Sarah,

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Speaker 2: I like where this is going.

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Speaker 5: I thought I was going to wake up at ten am.

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Speaker 5: I was going to come into a nice room. Everyone

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Speaker 5: was being quiet, respectful, and.

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Speaker 8: Then we walg in the door. I like your legs,

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Speaker 8: like the way your legs making.

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Speaker 1: As all right, what's your You guys are new to

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Speaker 1: the show, so tell it's your worst gig. Gad oh geez.

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Speaker 1: It can be Triumph, or it can be there's writing,

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Speaker 1: or it can be there's a lot.

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Speaker 8: I mean, Triumph doesn't bomb often, but he well sorry,

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Speaker 8: well sorry. He also doesn't perform very That's the first

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Speaker 8: thing I ever bombed, don't do that was when I

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Speaker 8: was in a comedy group in Chicago, Illinois, that shout

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Speaker 8: out because I was the fourth funniest in that schedule.

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Speaker 7: That's not true.

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Speaker 8: Okay, think about it, think about it.

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Speaker 1: Are you from Chicago?

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Speaker 9: No?

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Speaker 1: Where? You from?

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Speaker 8: From New York.

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Speaker 1: Let's see it. I'm New York, New York. I don't

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Speaker 1: get Jamaica. Yeah, you're Jamaican in my eyes.

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Speaker 8: So if you know mine, anyone's ever said to me,

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Speaker 8: if you know mine.

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Speaker 2: Please do a Jamaican accent and a Chinese accent and

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Speaker 2: an Indian accent.

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Speaker 1: We just need it for audio.

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Speaker 8: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: For safety.

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Speaker 8: I've been to theseus, these involved being pent up for years.

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Speaker 5: I have an idea for a Jamaican person that I

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Speaker 5: can't do because I'm not personally Jamaican.

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Speaker 7: But does anyone want it?

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Speaker 2: It's up for grabs, Okay, let's give us, give us

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Speaker 2: your best Jamaican.

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Speaker 5: It's it's I'm not I'm just saying it would be

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Speaker 5: a John Carpenter remake of the thing called the Tank.

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Speaker 7: And I don't get one sound.

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Speaker 1: In Jamaica. Jamaica. Jamaica's on Epstein Island. What the fuck? God? Okay,

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Speaker 1: tell us about your You're in Chicago.

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Speaker 8: This reminds me of a when when you're asking me

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Speaker 8: about bombing, I was thinking, I mean, where do you

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Speaker 8: bomb more than of Saturday Night Live reading table rings,

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Speaker 8: sketches that had not gotten on the show, and set

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Speaker 8: what about the table for us? Set at the table?

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Speaker 8: The table reads, Sorry I doubled on the table.

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Speaker 1: Okay, what what?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 10: What?

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Speaker 1: Well? The dog in a minute?

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Speaker 11: What is so?

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Speaker 8: What's your stunt man interrupting?

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Speaker 1: So what what were you there at the years during?

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Speaker 8: I was there, when I was, even when I was there,

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Speaker 8: I was wasn't it Saturday Night? Yes? In the original

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Speaker 8: Conan she.

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Speaker 11: Loved thank you, I love it a love, thank you

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Speaker 11: so much, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Don't ever jump into an intersection to say.

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Speaker 8: Oh, yeah that was Dino's that was that was the

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Speaker 8: TV show. Yes, comedy show I've had. That doesn't count

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Speaker 8: as bombing, does it getting canceled, because then that'll take

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Speaker 8: the whole ship. But so it reminded me of one

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Speaker 8: of So I'm looking at old sketches that I wrote

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Speaker 8: that didn't get on, which you know, you never are cured.

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Speaker 8: You're just like, it's still funny.

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Speaker 1: Went wrong?

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Speaker 7: And I couldn't agree more.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is what I heard.

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Speaker 2: I heard the Ben Stillers Show was just Ben's Ben

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Speaker 2: Stiller and uh and Oden Kirk's rejected sketches. I heard

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Speaker 2: in Living Color was Keenan Ivory Ways and Damon Wayne's

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Speaker 2: rejected sketches.

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Speaker 1: And I heard that this is what I heard.

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Speaker 8: I don't know, it wasn't on long enough to have that.

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Speaker 8: This is what I heard, Like you know, Demon was hilarious.

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Speaker 2: I heard like many sketch comedy shows were born and

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Speaker 2: mister show, Many sketch comedy shows were born out of sketches.

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Speaker 8: Well, like when Bob and Conan and I, Odin Kirk

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Speaker 8: and and I went to Chicago for one summer in

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Speaker 8: nineteen eighty eight during the writers' strike, and that was

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Speaker 8: all sketches that they hadn't that hadn't got on SNL

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Speaker 8: and we performed them live. Some of them made it.

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Speaker 1: I was going to say that'd be tortures if they

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Speaker 1: were all like A plus bangers.

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Speaker 8: Yeah No, that didn't happen, Okay, Lornelway.

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Speaker 1: And he's always looking sex lingerigin. That's the only reason

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Speaker 1: he has that job because he's talking.

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Speaker 8: So anyway, it reminded me of a sketch, so I

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Speaker 8: looked at I was looking at some of my sketches,

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Speaker 8: and one of them was actually about an interpreter at

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Speaker 8: the parish the climate whatever in two thousand and six,

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Speaker 8: and they got a better interpreter because the computer they

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Speaker 8: were using a computer to do it and it wasn't

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Speaker 8: accurate enough, so they and I can't remember who the

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Speaker 8: actor was, but the joke was that he was doing

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Speaker 8: every country's diplomat but insisting when he would translate it

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Speaker 8: into English and using a really offensive accent.

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Speaker 1: Wait, this Triumph is doing this.

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Speaker 8: No, no, no, Triumph was nowhere in the building. No,

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Speaker 8: this is me submitting a sketch to Saturday Night Live

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Speaker 8: in the year two thousand and.

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Speaker 1: Similar.

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Speaker 8: You know, I think I didn't even go to table

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Speaker 8: back then, but I did when Sandler hosted. I submitted

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Speaker 8: some stuff and I was there all week and then

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Speaker 8: suddenly and I was just arrogant. I was like, oh,

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Speaker 8: I'll submit four sketches, this is funny. And then to

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Speaker 8: be in your fifties and show up for a week

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Speaker 8: and then have something eat it at the Saturday Night

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Speaker 8: Live table that hurts you.

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Speaker 7: Guys don't know what bombing is unless you've bombed at

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Speaker 7: the table.

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Speaker 1: I don't really know.

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Speaker 5: All night writing a sketch on Tuesday night and it's

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Speaker 5: all of your friends and peers and co workers. Right

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Speaker 5: Wednesday is the table reading and your sleep deprived. You

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Speaker 5: have crazy diary.

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Speaker 8: You you're so hungry that you eat your own diary?

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Speaker 1: Do you go in thinking this is actually gonna kick?

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Speaker 7: I go, this is so fucking funny.

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Speaker 8: I'm standing on the table.

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Speaker 7: I'm shaking my ass.

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Speaker 5: All of my friends and co workers and colleagues and

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Speaker 5: peers looking at me like I've got a head growing

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Speaker 5: on a mask.

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Speaker 8: Wait, do you really stand on a table? Sometimes I've done.

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Speaker 7: I brought all mannequin.

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Speaker 8: Yea. They do a lot of visual, a lot of visual.

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Speaker 8: Now they bring a lot of visual as.

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Speaker 5: Visual because I'm like, oh, like, oh, I have this

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Speaker 5: funny prosthetic where my boobs are huge, So why don't

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Speaker 5: I make my own big boobs?

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Speaker 7: Bring them table. Everybody's looking at me.

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Speaker 1: So you're selling hard hard, and everybody is looking for you.

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Speaker 1: For anyone not familiar with boobs, this is.

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Speaker 7: What I look like, right exactly. Well, maybe many of

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Speaker 7: you are not from nothing.

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Speaker 5: It would be like you, guys, it would be like

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Speaker 5: we're You're imagine being at a table with everyone, all

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Speaker 5: of your friends, and you try to make them laugh.

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Speaker 7: Were you thought they were your friends? Looking at me

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Speaker 7: like I'm crazy?

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Speaker 8: Do you think do you think that.

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Speaker 7: Since they're in complete time? You know who always gives

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Speaker 7: it up for me? Bow and fucking yang, shout out.

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Speaker 8: That's why just remembering the one person who can bring

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Speaker 8: a laugher in with you, like a paid laughter, paid laugher,

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Speaker 8: or like there's a guy, there's a guy.

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Speaker 5: I have said to people, I'm like, guys, I'm gonna

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Speaker 5: be getting up on the table today with big boobs

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Speaker 5: and my ass out and shaking it just fucking laugh.

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Speaker 8: Do you think there are people who withhold laughter.

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Speaker 1: S thunder or a bomb thundering?

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Speaker 7: You know what wars going on?

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Speaker 1: Really? Yeah?

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Speaker 8: They all they sexy wars, keep playing it.

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Speaker 12: The wars were never when are we going to have

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Speaker 12: a war?

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Speaker 1: And then a war walked war? Eric is crazy.

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Speaker 11: I actually met a paid laugh for I think really

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Speaker 11: I think she was hanging with j LO.

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Speaker 1: But I don't know for what was the scenario, what

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Speaker 1: for her like her readings for her for a show

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Speaker 1: or somebody.

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Speaker 2: This is a good idea, which she jo is pretty

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Speaker 1: Like an old school guy in l A with a

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Speaker 8: He had like a portable laugh machine and you can

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Speaker 8: bring it like. Yeah, that was Joe Piscopola.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I didn't go.

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Speaker 8: He lasted four seasons because he hit it under his

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Speaker 8: under the table.

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Speaker 2: What's the worst. What's the worst gig you've ever had?

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Speaker 2: You came up in radio or finish?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, Sarah Rambling. I'm sucking. I'm over here.

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Speaker 8: I have a really good one. Okay the floor Eric

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Speaker 8: that was.

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Speaker 1: And then it reminds me of my next point.

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Speaker 8: I'm gonna let you finish. It's so mean, so the

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Speaker 8: bombing that I have the funniest bombing in the history.

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Speaker 8: I'm gonna let you finish.

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Speaker 1: That's really talk. Jamaica said that.

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Speaker 8: I have many offensive accents under my belt.

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Speaker 1: Ready, we want you to do them all? Ready to go?

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Speaker 11: Do you know what?

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Speaker 8: Let me get Jewish out of the way, Kailer, Mickey Rooney.

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Speaker 1: Weekends?

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Speaker 8: All I remember is the bad suggestions. I don't remember

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Speaker 7: Telling you, Hey, guys, stop with the goose.

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Speaker 1: We love you just the way you.

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Speaker 8: Well, and they were right. And I quit comedy after that.

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Speaker 8: Actually, that's what you want out of this? To show

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Speaker 1: They have a hive mind.

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Speaker 8: There have been times when I've been on a writing

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Speaker 1: With a recadre.

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Speaker 7: With recdre, I have a good bombing story of anyone.

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Speaker 7: How about that?

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Speaker 1: Okay, your story? I want to say, I want to.

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Speaker 7: Well, now I'm like, did I already tell it?

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Speaker 8: That doesn't matter, nobody's I think this should be calming

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Speaker 1: Everybody calm down.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I would.

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Speaker 5: My greatest joint life would be to put a tranquilizer

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Speaker 8: That would be my.

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Speaker 8: It would kunt.

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Speaker 7: No, I don't just.

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Speaker 1: So you want to tell what?

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Speaker 11: You know?

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Speaker 1: What story?

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Speaker 8: I love the one that you did at that college.

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Speaker 7: Oh, we don't like this?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I was.

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Speaker 7: All right. Someone stood up in the middle of my

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Speaker 1: Don't like this, he said, neither. What the story you're

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Speaker 7: What of my my first ever paid stand up gig?

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Speaker 7: Maybe maybe I haven't told you this.

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Speaker 5: I started a hypothetical a joke that started with a

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Speaker 1: Why do you why do you the city or an

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Speaker 1: I was from in Ireland and.

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Speaker 8: Irish in Chicago, Chicago.

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Speaker 7: Man's plaining my own joke to me.

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Speaker 1: Man's playing feminism.

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Speaker 11: He does have the past. Can I give him a

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Speaker 11: nigga past?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, certainly.

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Speaker 8: I have another that reminds me of another sketch, the

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Speaker 1: I think it's the.

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Speaker 13: That's okay, it's okay, the permission.

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Speaker 1: It's gotten out of control. You guys want to.

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Speaker 2: Finish, to stop with the wait wait wait, tell them

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Speaker 1: But wait, wait, wait before you do, I don't want

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Speaker 1: to take away.

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Speaker 8: Pressure on this.

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Speaker 12: Okay, yeah, the two, and then I want to hear

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Speaker 12: about Jo's laughing to what was actually sounds like a TV.

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Speaker 1: Movie with I came in harsh. I had a harsh, You.

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Speaker 7: Came in hard with the boner. We all came morning,

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Speaker 7: good morning you hello.

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Speaker 1: T First, all right, say the N word and say

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Speaker 5: My recurring nightmare is that I we're at table read

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Speaker 5: that's my recurring nightmares?

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Speaker 1: Were like with an A or an E R. That's

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Speaker 1: my recurring wet dream. You know what?

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Speaker 12: They could remake E R with just that premise with

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Speaker 12: George Clooney. Yeah, but it's just like NIG with E R. Oh,

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Speaker 12: it's just doctors that use the N word.

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Speaker 7: It would be great, Oh instead of scalpel please.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, scalpel please? Do you want to tell your story?

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Speaker 12: So it's not that good, so you're you're asked like

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Speaker 1: Written the N word fifty times.

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Speaker 5: And I had six old guys at an Irish pub

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Speaker 5: question like why do men want a hairless woman so

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Speaker 7: Perfect joke.

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Speaker 1: Listen.

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Speaker 5: I was twenty three, I said, and you know, and

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Speaker 5: it did go somewhere like you know, so it was

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Speaker 7: Come on, boys, it's like Bob sled.

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Speaker 1: Time or something like that. Jan here's the thing.

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Speaker 8: I started. So I started the joke like the legends.

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Speaker 7: I said. I said, you know, like, why does a

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Speaker 7: old man in the front row?

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Speaker 1: Because it feels good?

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Speaker 8: And I went, oh, you should have got it.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, brother.

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Speaker 5: Like this.

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Speaker 1: Oh I have to go now, Oh I do have

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Speaker 1: to go now.

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Speaker 7: I just shipped my pants.

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Speaker 1: Pants are big McConnell.

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Speaker 13: They I gotta ship the pants story.

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Speaker 1: D C Brought to you by Depends.

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Speaker 2: Yes, okay, what's the worst gig you ever had? Tell

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Speaker 1: Did you start on terrestrial radio? Yeah?

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Speaker 11: I started on Hot ninety seven and then uh, how.

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Speaker 1: Are the table reads horrible? So what so what happened? So? Uh?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I started at Hot and then fifty saying got

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Speaker 9: shot in like nine times. So my cousin was a magera.

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Speaker 9: He started a while ago, two years ago. Yeah, I've

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Speaker 7: She doesn't look at day over twenty two.

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Speaker 1: I'm fifty four. Holy shit. Well anyway.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, they tried to kill this digga right and then

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Speaker 9: fucking uh my cousin was the manager, so then I

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Speaker 9: you get what do you mean fucking up on stage

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Speaker 9: and ship like that? But give an example, please, one

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Speaker 9: horrible moment I got fired forty eight times.

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Speaker 8: I was trying to get the fifty Wait you got

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Speaker 8: fired and hired back?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, because that's the other Yes, you couldn't find out

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Speaker 9: the DJ. Wait, how did you get fired for what reason?

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Speaker 9: So I'm like fucking up ship, like you know, you know,

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Speaker 9: pressing the wrong button or whatever. But it was one time,

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Speaker 9: I'm not real DJ. It was so when he was

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Speaker 11: We all have bullet proveste.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 11: I didn't know what I was getting into it until

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Speaker 11: they gave me the vest.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I was like, oh, Ship, who's this guy?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: For the stage vest for the state.

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Speaker 1: Everybody's trying sleeping forever, were getting death threats of this time.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean it was one time I saw a

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Speaker 9: corpse and we still have to perform aware No, Carolina's

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Speaker 9: why a lot of people when they see Garbrigard I Trying,

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Speaker 9: they see that scene when the dead bodies in the

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Speaker 9: back of the club that was in North Carolina.

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Speaker 11: The corps was in the club, you know, it was

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Speaker 9: And then and then the promoter was like, I fifty said,

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Speaker 9: don't perform, then there will be more death.

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Speaker 11: So everybody after him. Hip hop that's what they do,

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Speaker 11: and hip hop.

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Speaker 8: This is not rock.

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Speaker 1: This is pres opportunity. Like the last I hear country

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Speaker 1: Beef Ship.

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Speaker 8: Sorry Ship, which song is a fifty song?

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, I think I might get fired.

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Speaker 8: You had to.

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Speaker 2: You were working on Hot ninety seven. You knew fifty

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Speaker 1: Cents managers your cousin.

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Speaker 9: So you just got He just got signed to the

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Speaker 9: Raised label, Yeah, with eminem Shady Records, right, and this is.

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Speaker 2: His first Get Richard I Trying. This is his first

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Speaker 2: big album. Yeah, but he got shot nine times before

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Speaker 2: that though. Before that.

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Speaker 9: That's that's that piece of information. Happened way before. That's

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Speaker 9: how long I've been.

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Speaker 7: Like in the business over here, being like asn't also.

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Speaker 1: Stressful, believe it or not. This ends in SNL. So

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Speaker 1: it's really so your story and touring. He needs a

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Speaker 1: DJ and you're like, I got you.

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Speaker 9: Well I don't really don't want to j but you're like,

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Speaker 9: I got pressed buttons. So yeah, they hired me and

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Speaker 9: it's Vinyl, dj C, DJs, Nigga held you know.

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Speaker 1: You were just like, yeah, I got it.

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Speaker 9: It's called three sixties. Yeah, it's like you just pressed

454
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:20,119
Speaker 9: the butch. So I just put all fifty cent songs

455
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:20,800
Speaker 9: and freestyles on.

456
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:23,480
Speaker 1: So he was on tour. You're in charge of music.

457
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:28,720
Speaker 9: Yeah, So people were after him because he dissed everybody

458
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:33,560
Speaker 9: on on how to rock Z. I remember that I

459
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:35,400
Speaker 9: got kidnapped by a big pun because of that too.

460
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:36,560
Speaker 9: But you got kidnapped?

461
00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:39,880
Speaker 1: That's too much? Know what's not? What are you talking about?

462
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:42,760
Speaker 1: I got to Jews next year. Big like sketches are.

463
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:56,040
Speaker 2: Actually hey wait wait wait wait wait wait, you got kidnapped?

464
00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:57,679
Speaker 1: Tell me more.

465
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:59,359
Speaker 9: That's like a street story. That's like a street that's

466
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:03,000
Speaker 9: a legendary ears. Well, you're the second Haitian. I reme

467
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:04,720
Speaker 9: that it's got kidnapped. I went to Hated and my

468
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:05,840
Speaker 9: friends got kiddnapped.

469
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,320
Speaker 11: I think that is the require.

470
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:13,200
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's like the number one next Waring we're talking about.

471
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 1: He always got kidnapped.

472
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:23,840
Speaker 13: No, I was always escorted, possible. But actually I want

473
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:24,760
Speaker 13: to hear the rest of the story.

474
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:26,920
Speaker 1: When you grow up in the East flat Bush.

475
00:27:27,359 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 13: I grew up on Flatbish Avenue in Dean.

476
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:34,200
Speaker 1: Street, born flat Bush. He was the only Asian fan.

477
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 9: On the gas station, like we should see the Asians

478
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:40,479
Speaker 9: riding the rats like to the stores.

479
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 13: No, no, no rats.

480
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:51,159
Speaker 1: We actually had okay, okay kidnapped. Yeah. So yeah, well

481
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:53,199
Speaker 1: you got a couple of good stories quick. One on one.

482
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,239
Speaker 9: The reason they called me who kid? Nobody knew who

483
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:57,919
Speaker 9: the kid was. I used to leak ship in the street,

484
00:27:58,359 --> 00:27:59,720
Speaker 9: so I would steal your record.

485
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:00,800
Speaker 1: I was.

486
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:02,960
Speaker 9: I was like the I was like the Haitians Oceans

487
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:06,160
Speaker 9: is eleven, you know what I'm saying. So I would

488
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:06,679
Speaker 9: wait at night.

489
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:09,080
Speaker 1: Jay Z's in the studio one example, and he comes

490
00:28:09,119 --> 00:28:11,880
Speaker 1: out three o'clock. The block was till five.

491
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,159
Speaker 9: So I go in, I pay the production guy like

492
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:17,680
Speaker 9: a g and he gives me the whole session, so

493
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 9: it's unfinished.

494
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:20,640
Speaker 1: So I would then I would leak.

495
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:24,480
Speaker 9: I would cut it up and pick what if it's

496
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:27,440
Speaker 9: a song Beyonce, this guy that I'll just leak it. Yeah,

497
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 9: and they couldn't find me because they didn't know who

498
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:32,240
Speaker 9: the kid was. I never showed my face, so it

499
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 9: led me to like, but this is what I was

500
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 9: doing as a hobby, like hiding and leaking.

501
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 11: How old are you at the guy, old nigga? I

502
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 11: was like twenty nine.

503
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 9: Maybe wait, leaking like a LimeWire and like there was

504
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 9: no LimeWire back then. I was literally meeting Africans, Irish

505
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:49,360
Speaker 9: everybody that was a bull like c like, yeah, so

506
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 9: I would like.

507
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 11: Actually bought Yeah, I bought it.

508
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 9: I think I bought. I bought my first Lambo my

509
00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 9: Gallardo off of a bootlegging. Oh so you were making money? Yeah,

510
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 9: it was really like so you were like burning CDs.

511
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 11: My neighbor was DJ Clue, So that's why I got

512
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:05,760
Speaker 11: into the midstics.

513
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:09,800
Speaker 9: So and then uh, fast forward, I leave the song

514
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,240
Speaker 9: dissing jay Z No jay Z dissing Big Pun or

515
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 9: something or some kind of record like that. And then

516
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:17,720
Speaker 9: Big Punk got mad, so they tricked me into meeting

517
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 9: them in Apollo. I thought I was meeting funk Flex,

518
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 9: but but it was a Big Pun in the events

519
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 9: like can you.

520
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:28,000
Speaker 11: It was in a cult de sack. So when I

521
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,120
Speaker 11: when I got there, back it's so long ago.

522
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:31,719
Speaker 9: There was no cell phones, so I had to get

523
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:34,560
Speaker 9: out of and put a quarter in the fucking so

524
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:37,240
Speaker 9: back back then, I said, curse out promoters.

525
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:37,720
Speaker 8: What was the story?

526
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 9: They're just like, come no, they tricked me. They wanted

527
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:44,680
Speaker 9: me to DJ with Flex, right, because every DJ on

528
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 9: the planet is like, you know, your dream come true?

529
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 9: Like you know, it's like when I was with Michael

530
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:50,480
Speaker 9: Jackson and Saudi, like yeah, and I found out he

531
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 9: was gay.

532
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:59,440
Speaker 1: But lead to a better story. I got a video

533
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:02,920
Speaker 1: of the house. The show. It's really up.

534
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:09,040
Speaker 7: What you should call it? Rename? This just absolutely slaying

535
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:10,240
Speaker 7: boots with their gun.

536
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:16,480
Speaker 2: Take my name off my name, We're gonna put your

537
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:21,040
Speaker 2: name up. Okay, wait, so what what happened? He kidnapped himself?

538
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 2: Kidnaps you.

539
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:26,280
Speaker 9: I didn't so I only had a beeper at that time,

540
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 9: So I guess Big Pun paged me from the tape

541
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 9: because you know he had the leg tape with the

542
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:31,440
Speaker 9: song and.

543
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:33,479
Speaker 1: You put your number. This is like a Stephen.

544
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,560
Speaker 11: So people call me and I sell him like his drugs.

545
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:38,760
Speaker 11: I would give him Masters or whatever.

546
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:39,560
Speaker 1: So now he calls me.

547
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:42,680
Speaker 9: He said, I'm thinking I'm talking to like Flex's manager

548
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:45,120
Speaker 9: to meet him in Harlem to d J a gig

549
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:45,640
Speaker 9: with Flex.

550
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 11: So I get there in front of Apollo. Nobody's there.

551
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:50,400
Speaker 11: So I get out of.

552
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:54,840
Speaker 1: Manda with the lights that go up. That's how I

553
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:55,640
Speaker 1: thought it was cool.

554
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:01,520
Speaker 11: So I get out use my quarter to put it.

555
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:03,960
Speaker 11: I had to put like two quarters.

556
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:06,080
Speaker 9: I called the number back and then I called the

557
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:08,800
Speaker 9: you know, so called manager, but I didn't know it

558
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:09,880
Speaker 9: was Big Pun I'm talking to.

559
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:10,720
Speaker 1: I'm here on this.

560
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:13,960
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, because Big Punt was like.

561
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,600
Speaker 1: You know, he's like, wonder why do they call him

562
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:17,760
Speaker 1: big punk punish you.

563
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 11: I guess he loves puns.

564
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 8: Yea, he loved.

565
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:23,480
Speaker 1: Play.

566
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:27,800
Speaker 9: I finally get in contact with him and he's like,

567
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 9: all right, there's a guy in the Ben's coming to

568
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:32,320
Speaker 9: meet you right now. But I'm cursing him out because

569
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:34,760
Speaker 9: I'm thinking it's a promoter. But I'm cursing out. Pun

570
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 9: is rushing. He's doing band for TV the music video

571
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:42,480
Speaker 9: with nas Noriego who has or whatever back in the day,

572
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:44,640
Speaker 9: so he's like, hurry up, we gotta hurry up with

573
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:46,320
Speaker 9: this video. I'm gonna go see this whole kid guy.

574
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,280
Speaker 9: Finally we're gonna get this guy. So I don't know

575
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:50,360
Speaker 9: what's going on. I followed the Bends to a cul

576
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 9: to sack oh in Lenox, like somewhere in one fifty

577
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:57,400
Speaker 9: ninth and Lenox watching so I.

578
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:58,880
Speaker 11: See a van with rims.

579
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,240
Speaker 1: So in my I'm like, it's flex.

580
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 11: Lets on TV with a car.

581
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:13,440
Speaker 7: Kidnapping vanned with rooms.

582
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,560
Speaker 9: That's why I wasn't thinking. I was like, it gotta

583
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:19,000
Speaker 9: be flexed because I get out. So the thing that's

584
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:21,719
Speaker 9: crazy is the Bends went to the right. I went

585
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 9: to the left, parked behind the court. The lights that

586
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 9: go up, so I get out. I told my my homeboy,

587
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:29,000
Speaker 9: my stupid homeboy, and shout out to Blitz. And you

588
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 9: know he always bring like a gun from Queens, so

589
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:36,120
Speaker 9: we don't trust Harlem. Yeah, like a little to it's

590
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 9: like the bullet. It's a little, it's a little like

591
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,440
Speaker 9: you gotta you gotta yeah whatever. So I told him

592
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 9: to chill like he's in the car, don't worry about it.

593
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 9: I'm gonna get this thousand dollars. And I didn't want

594
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 9: them to call my manager. This is where you you know,

595
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 9: car is real. I didn't call my manager.

596
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 11: I went to go get the money on my own

597
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 11: without him knowing.

598
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:54,480
Speaker 1: But when I got.

599
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 9: Around, you have to go around the van where it

600
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:01,240
Speaker 9: blocked where my car and my work. Okay, so they

601
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:03,200
Speaker 9: don't know what's going on. So by the time I want,

602
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:05,440
Speaker 9: I'm like, there's a Puerto Rican on on the chair

603
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 9: right here, and there's the Puerto Rican on another bench

604
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:09,480
Speaker 9: and another port. I'm like, yo, flex hanging man portman.

605
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's going on here. Interesting anyway, bad bunnies everywhere

606
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:17,480
Speaker 1: going up.

607
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:18,600
Speaker 11: It's like a bad bunny here.

608
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:20,959
Speaker 1: Anyway.

609
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,880
Speaker 9: So I fucking the door starts sliding and I see

610
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:26,880
Speaker 9: a silhouette and I'm like, holy ship, this can't be

611
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:29,400
Speaker 9: fleshed because it looks like a big fucking silhouette.

612
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:31,480
Speaker 1: And Marshal he got to the front and I finally

613
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:32,360
Speaker 1: saw Pun's face.

614
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 9: I tried to, like, you know, I put my hand

615
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:37,280
Speaker 9: out because in my head I was like, oh my god,

616
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:39,520
Speaker 9: hope it's not about the tape, because now I wasn't

617
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:40,160
Speaker 9: even thinking about that.

618
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, maybe he just.

619
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 9: Yeah, you know, you death situation, you try to think

620
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:52,480
Speaker 9: of the best things, like maybe he wants to espress.

621
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:58,719
Speaker 1: Whatever, and then what happened.

622
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:01,040
Speaker 13: Maybe he wanted to tell you his latest puns.

623
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:04,240
Speaker 9: I tried to put my hand out to pray to

624
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 9: God that this is a cool meeting. Somehow he got

625
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:08,719
Speaker 9: his hand behind his head. I don't know how you

626
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 9: did it, because you know, his hands is like this.

627
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:12,280
Speaker 9: He was rerections.

628
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:15,040
Speaker 11: Yeah, so he was like So I was like, oh ship.

629
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 11: So he was like, yeah, once you come in the van,

630
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 11: I want to talk.

631
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:23,160
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I got I just want to

632
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 1: tell mommy and daddy up story.

633
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,800
Speaker 11: I don't want to tell this anyway. I tried to

634
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:34,680
Speaker 11: back up so my cousins could see me that I'm

635
00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:35,400
Speaker 11: having issues.

636
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:38,279
Speaker 9: Yeah, the van is so they mapped it out so

637
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:40,239
Speaker 9: perfect that I would have to back up so far,

638
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:42,480
Speaker 9: like literally to the project.

639
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:43,920
Speaker 1: It's almost like they've done it before.

640
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:47,719
Speaker 11: I never thought about it.

641
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:49,799
Speaker 1: The first time.

642
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:52,120
Speaker 9: When I backed up, you know, I cursed him out.

643
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:53,880
Speaker 9: I told you I cursed him out earlier. So he

644
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,799
Speaker 9: thought I was gangster. I'm just some Catholic school haiti guy.

645
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:00,480
Speaker 1: I'm a loser, you know, I'm stuff like that.

646
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:03,040
Speaker 7: So but I think my hands killing everybody's CD.

647
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:08,279
Speaker 9: Yeah, so you know, my hands went down, So he

648
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,959
Speaker 9: probably thought he thinks a gun. So when my hands

649
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,720
Speaker 9: went down, he pulled out it looked like an ouzzy.

650
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:19,080
Speaker 9: Oh if you ever, that's not a gun, but whatever.

651
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:21,480
Speaker 2: And then he pulled out an oozy. It looked like

652
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,440
Speaker 2: that's stressful. I'm gonna be like, hey, that's a yeah.

653
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:28,719
Speaker 1: Whatever? What was that?

654
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 11: Boys pulled out on me too.

655
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:35,360
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I closed my eyes.

656
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:38,000
Speaker 9: You were like, I'm ready. I'm gonna know. When I

657
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:39,360
Speaker 9: opened my eyes, I was in the van. That's how

658
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:40,279
Speaker 9: fast it put thevent.

659
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:41,960
Speaker 1: I went like this. When I was in the van,

660
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:44,319
Speaker 1: I was kneeling in the van. And then and then

661
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 1: what happened Like they were screaming god.

662
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:51,399
Speaker 9: So I'm just like, oh my god, I'm gonna die.

663
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 9: But song like, it's not even my song. I leaked

664
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 9: the song. No other DJ played this this song? Yeah,

665
00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:00,080
Speaker 9: well you did from jay z Roster and where with

666
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:00,960
Speaker 9: them on to pay for it?

667
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:04,360
Speaker 11: Yeah, so you my HBO special.

668
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 7: I would have some.

669
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:05,920
Speaker 11: Stern work.

670
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:13,960
Speaker 1: Point by a man. I put rims on it street.

671
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 11: I have scoring part too.

672
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 7: Is that yours?

673
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:28,160
Speaker 8: That's how he met actually the street. That would be

674
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:29,960
Speaker 8: a great way to tell people you're getting pissed off.

675
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:31,640
Speaker 1: I am about to put some rims on my van.

676
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,440
Speaker 1: They get in, they're screaming at you.

677
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:40,240
Speaker 9: You're on your yelling, screaming, and then uh, he realized

678
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:42,080
Speaker 9: that I don't know what the is going on and

679
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:43,880
Speaker 9: none to do with this, Like I'm not really so

680
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 9: so we finally got to a situation where he's like,

681
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:49,040
Speaker 9: he told the guy, you know, stay outside. But I

682
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:52,000
Speaker 9: always had a tape as promo to give to keep

683
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:55,200
Speaker 9: my promo going, the tape that has this song on it.

684
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:56,720
Speaker 1: So I'm kneeling.

685
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,880
Speaker 9: So now he's telling me to come sit on the

686
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,719
Speaker 9: other side of it because this is a hood up van,

687
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 9: you know, he's like four hundreds, so I had to

688
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:05,480
Speaker 9: sit across from him. So I got up and the

689
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 9: fucking tape falls out my jacket onto the floor.

690
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:09,239
Speaker 1: I'm looking at.

691
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,839
Speaker 11: Us, I'm looking at him, I'm looking at his whole

692
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:13,560
Speaker 11: boys like I.

693
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 1: Started screaming with the.

694
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 9: Ship ever he threw, he threw home, he threw his

695
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:22,920
Speaker 9: home boy out, and he honestly told me like, yo,

696
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 9: I understand, you don't know what's going on, but we

697
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 9: got issues.

698
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:27,440
Speaker 1: You know, nobody's responding.

699
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:30,239
Speaker 9: And then we just wanted to find out if your

700
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:33,719
Speaker 9: DJ clue because nobody knew my face, so they were

701
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:35,799
Speaker 9: going to kidnap Clue on Monday if they didn't get

702
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 9: me Saturday at Apollo.

703
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 1: Why did they think it was you? How did they

704
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:39,759
Speaker 1: know it was you? And how did they know?

705
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:42,080
Speaker 9: Because Clue was the biggest mixtape DJ. But I was

706
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:45,040
Speaker 9: like under Clue, so but nobody knew. I just was

707
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:45,880
Speaker 9: like I would take it.

708
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 1: Because Clue access to that ship.

709
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 9: That is that how they figured he was robbing people too,

710
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:54,520
Speaker 9: But I was robbing, robbing the robber.

711
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:58,359
Speaker 13: I would combine like basically Robin Hood.

712
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 11: That's a good ship right there.

713
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:02,279
Speaker 1: I like that.

714
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 11: Yeah, So all right, so I get the fuck out

715
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 11: of there. He let me go.

716
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 9: He told me to fuck jay Z, to say funk

717
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:10,839
Speaker 9: jay Z and intro the next tape he gave me instructions.

718
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 11: To like this everybody whatever as I get the fu

719
00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:13,520
Speaker 11: out of here.

720
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:13,839
Speaker 4: Yeah.

721
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:18,319
Speaker 1: So I finally got out.

722
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 9: But the thing that's crazy is he told me give

723
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 9: him five minutes so he could leave because you know,

724
00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:26,760
Speaker 9: it's a real illegal kidnapic so he so I forgot

725
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:28,840
Speaker 9: about the five minute thing. So I finally get in

726
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:31,080
Speaker 9: the Honda Corp with my cousins again. But I'm like

727
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:32,279
Speaker 9: shaking because like, you're right.

728
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:34,239
Speaker 11: I was like, I think good man. He said he's

729
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:35,440
Speaker 11: gonna give me the money tomorrow.

730
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,759
Speaker 9: Like I didn't want my my cousins to know because

731
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:39,920
Speaker 9: I don't know if they're gonna go crazy. So I

732
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,120
Speaker 9: start driving and then the van stops again, and then

733
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:44,239
Speaker 9: the Spanish kid comes out like, YO, give us five minutes.

734
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 11: And then I got so scared I reversed the car

735
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:48,480
Speaker 11: so crazy. I crashed to a dumb.

736
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:52,800
Speaker 1: Still like because we're in the project, you know what

737
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:56,399
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I don't know what that is. So we're

738
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:56,960
Speaker 1: in the project.

739
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 11: So I crashed him. My cousin like, yo, you're right man,

740
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:00,399
Speaker 11: so why God?

741
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 9: So while he's saying that, literally like he takes off

742
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:10,840
Speaker 9: like not even three minutes, another van a four runner, and.

743
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:15,799
Speaker 11: Literally two like brown or beige four runners came out

744
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:17,040
Speaker 11: the side. So they were ready.

745
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:18,880
Speaker 9: If my cousins would have got out, if it was

746
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:22,239
Speaker 9: like a missing ring, so they were ready to sh Yeah, they.

747
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 11: Had crazy backup.

748
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:25,240
Speaker 9: So so I would have got I would have got laced,

749
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 9: like imagine I get shot, and I wouldn't be.

750
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:29,319
Speaker 11: Able to talk to you today about the stupid ship.

751
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:30,160
Speaker 11: So I get out of it.

752
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 7: You weren't shot, so.

753
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:36,439
Speaker 11: It led to shot.

754
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:39,600
Speaker 8: It would have been a better story that before you go,

755
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 8: you're screaming strangers he.

756
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 1: Did act.

757
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:56,080
Speaker 9: Then when we do it, well, that whole scenario led

758
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,320
Speaker 9: me to like, thank god, the fate led me to

759
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:01,000
Speaker 9: meet fifty Cents, which they tried to kill him, so

760
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:03,359
Speaker 9: I was like, no, not punt.

761
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:07,160
Speaker 11: But with the JOW rolled on that chaos. So he

762
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:08,560
Speaker 11: had all the issues in the streets.

763
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 9: So I became his DJ and decided to just do

764
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 9: only one artist tapes because the tapes I would steal,

765
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:16,600
Speaker 9: I would rob the whole industry. But now I decided

766
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 9: to just rob one person, so it'd be just Snoop

767
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:20,719
Speaker 9: Dogg or just be just jay Z. I'll put those

768
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,600
Speaker 9: like compilations out and then you know, but now I'm

769
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:25,880
Speaker 9: with fifty Cents, so nobody's really going to surround me.

770
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:29,720
Speaker 9: So now I start touring with him and me bombing,

771
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:32,920
Speaker 9: which would I'll tell you how it ends up in CNL.

772
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 11: Forty eight times?

773
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:37,440
Speaker 1: Forgot about that. Yeah, so forty forty eight times I

774
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:38,320
Speaker 1: get fired.

775
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:41,160
Speaker 9: There was a point where you bring out like you know,

776
00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:43,239
Speaker 9: like a handicap person, like you just want to be cool, like,

777
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:44,880
Speaker 9: you know, what do you call that.

778
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:47,239
Speaker 11: Handcap person?

779
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:51,160
Speaker 9: Like, you know, every concert, you know, they let all

780
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:56,120
Speaker 9: the handicap people be in front, so so they bring

781
00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:57,960
Speaker 9: one guy out. But they were like, you're play a

782
00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:01,239
Speaker 9: song when fifty cent pushes the handicapped person out on

783
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:03,319
Speaker 9: a wheelchair, like a big song or whatever.

784
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:07,800
Speaker 11: But I played walking Out. I didn't know, so the

785
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,840
Speaker 11: whole place is like people were mad at me.

786
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 1: I was like what I was like, but then I

787
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 1: didn't realize it.

788
00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 11: But that was a big record back then, so it

789
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:24,720
Speaker 11: was it was I got cursed out by so many people.

790
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:28,279
Speaker 9: We had to go to sn L because Thursday, you know,

791
00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:32,080
Speaker 9: you have to rehearse Friday to be on Saturday. So

792
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 9: over I'm getting cursed out by random people in the

793
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 9: street type square, like people have heard about me playing

794
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 9: this stupid ass song.

795
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:39,759
Speaker 1: I finally GETL.

796
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:42,400
Speaker 8: Were people upset at the concert?

797
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 1: Mad?

798
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:45,920
Speaker 11: They thought I did it on purpose? I was like,

799
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:48,160
Speaker 11: I'm looking crazy, you know what I'm saying.

800
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:50,239
Speaker 1: I don't know what the fun going on.

801
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:55,200
Speaker 11: So fifty audiences, I tell you, let me speed it

802
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 11: up your SNL.

803
00:41:56,239 --> 00:41:59,719
Speaker 9: I get there, but you know, the second bombing, which

804
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 9: I've never got caught, So I got the s n L.

805
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,240
Speaker 11: So the biggest bomb, which I've never.

806
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:07,960
Speaker 1: Bled there, squirrem is there, they're dressing about. It hasn't

807
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:10,400
Speaker 1: been born yet, chewed up.

808
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:11,840
Speaker 7: His name is so crazy.

809
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:17,200
Speaker 8: Well, I just had a lot of people, a lot

810
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:20,640
Speaker 8: of I said, shoe them. I get a lot of

811
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:23,920
Speaker 8: But he's half Sewish, so he can do that.

812
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:29,240
Speaker 7: Please continue, you know, you know, talk about.

813
00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:31,360
Speaker 1: Get me get.

814
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 11: With the money and the bagel and the and the media.

815
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:41,920
Speaker 1: You run it.

816
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:44,759
Speaker 8: You know, child, how much feel it costs for you

817
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:45,839
Speaker 8: to pronounce my name?

818
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:52,799
Speaker 1: Right? I got some put on his spigel. It feels better.

819
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:59,080
Speaker 2: But enough about anyway, we'll talking about crazy okay, okay,

820
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 2: so as I happens.

821
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:04,640
Speaker 9: Yeah, so you're rehearsing, So like me telling y'all that

822
00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:07,440
Speaker 9: I got caught by pun I told, I told myself

823
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:09,880
Speaker 9: I will never ever get caught. So the biggest bomb

824
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 9: for me personally is getting caught again. No, iad a biggie.

825
00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:17,040
Speaker 8: Song during SNL.

826
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,880
Speaker 9: Wells, I wasn't hot ninety seven, so I leaked it

827
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:24,320
Speaker 9: five minutes before my show ended, and I escaped before

828
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:27,480
Speaker 9: a certain individual tried to get me at and you know,

829
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:28,279
Speaker 9: who that person is?

830
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,640
Speaker 1: Is that person currently in the news a lot.

831
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:33,640
Speaker 9: He has like a white beard, and he's like he's

832
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:36,120
Speaker 9: in it's in the in the yard with all these guys.

833
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:40,480
Speaker 9: Is she was he currently sentenced to I don't know,

834
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:45,319
Speaker 9: like two months or some ship he's describe this man

835
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:45,800
Speaker 9: as alive.

836
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 11: I don't know.

837
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:49,879
Speaker 1: I heard him kiss through the phone or some ship.

838
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:51,399
Speaker 11: Boy.

839
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:52,920
Speaker 1: Well, I didn't know how long ago. I think you're

840
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:53,279
Speaker 1: gonna say.

841
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:55,760
Speaker 2: Biggie walked in and I was like, oh, you're talking

842
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:57,960
Speaker 2: about mister mister Daddy.

843
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,560
Speaker 9: So so so I like, all right, I escaped for

844
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:04,160
Speaker 9: six seven months after I leaked the Biggie and fifty

845
00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:06,600
Speaker 9: cents puff Daddy was out here. Yeah, he's been trying

846
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:09,000
Speaker 9: to get me for months. This is why I heye

847
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 9: SNL because SNL you have to go Friday to rehearse.

848
00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:16,320
Speaker 9: So Diddy obviously knows about the SNL ship because everybody's

849
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,840
Speaker 9: like fifty cent on Saturday.

850
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:22,600
Speaker 1: Right, So he used thirty rock.

851
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, most people get killed by through the SNL scene.

852
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:28,400
Speaker 2: And Thompson was like, yo, you're right. I was like,

853
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 2: like shaking crazy, I'm trying to hug it. I'm like, yeah,

854
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:39,239
Speaker 2: just what so yeah, so I'm you.

855
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 9: Know, we're doing rehearsals, rehearsals over so I'm just like

856
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:45,440
Speaker 9: checking on the wires on my equipment.

857
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:48,000
Speaker 1: What do you think he's got like a fucking the

858
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:50,759
Speaker 1: bomb from the movie Casino. I don't know what I

859
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:52,960
Speaker 1: was doing. Yeah, you're just figured out. You think you're

860
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:55,120
Speaker 1: gonna die. I'll check it out my buttons. Yeah, you

861
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:56,279
Speaker 1: probably should stopped leaking.

862
00:44:57,080 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 8: I was like, after that sick when you almost got

863
00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:03,439
Speaker 8: called and put it in a sack.

864
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:06,879
Speaker 1: This was really a big one.

865
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:12,479
Speaker 9: This was a real big issue because PUFF never heard

866
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:13,439
Speaker 9: this biggie song.

867
00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 1: I never even heard. So imagine you're a Diddy. Are

868
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:20,239
Speaker 1: you trying to sign you with you to join the

869
00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:25,320
Speaker 1: Illuminati by Lambo? I bet trying to enjoy the like,

870
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:26,799
Speaker 1: But you didn't learn your lesson.

871
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:28,840
Speaker 11: You're like, I didn't know, you know what, It's not

872
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 11: that happened.

873
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:31,840
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, what happened.

874
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 11: It's not that I didn't learn.

875
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 9: I'm went fifty cents the biggest gangster rapper there. Nobody

876
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:40,040
Speaker 9: was touching me, so Diddy would be kind of like

877
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:42,759
Speaker 9: formidable to touch me. You know, everybody else I didn't

878
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 9: give a funk about he was either night or you

879
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 9: know me too, because I didn't leak the Tupac ship man,

880
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 9: you're really messing.

881
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 11: You're all hints like Tapa.

882
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:58,880
Speaker 1: You're like I leaked the Kim Jong Un tape. I

883
00:45:58,920 --> 00:45:59,360
Speaker 1: guess what was?

884
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:00,919
Speaker 11: What was the name in the song and the least

885
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:02,720
Speaker 11: realist niggas?

886
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:11,880
Speaker 1: When I walked in, she said it to my face

887
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:15,440
Speaker 1: with the George Clooney, you know what I mean.

888
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:17,320
Speaker 8: She said it with a Chinese accent.

889
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:20,840
Speaker 9: Though, So so you've been obviously you work at adel,

890
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:23,399
Speaker 9: so you understand the layout. It's like a weird fork

891
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:25,560
Speaker 9: in the road with the with the equipment and whatever.

892
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:29,400
Speaker 9: So I look up and I see did he like running.

893
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:31,880
Speaker 7: In looking like crazy in the building.

894
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,800
Speaker 9: He's in the building. Obviously he could do whatever he

895
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:38,640
Speaker 9: wants the city. So he's in there working. I see

896
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:41,520
Speaker 9: him looking around looking around. I'm like, ship. So I

897
00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:44,960
Speaker 9: try to walk like cool, like not fast, like I'm pussy. Yeah,

898
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 9: but you don't want to like drop those bad white

899
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 9: people up there, these white comedians. You know, they think

900
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:52,920
Speaker 9: I'm God. You know I.

901
00:46:55,760 --> 00:47:02,719
Speaker 8: Want getting killed looking like one. So you did like

902
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:04,920
Speaker 8: a speed walk the dressing room.

903
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 11: Yeah, because once I get into the room with fifty.

904
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:08,239
Speaker 11: He's not really good to touch me.

905
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. He caught me in the

906
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 1: fucking the.

907
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 7: Hallway, windy little hole.

908
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:16,480
Speaker 1: I got caught so crazy and what happened?

909
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:18,799
Speaker 11: So fifty is getting ready whatever you know, he's doing

910
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:21,920
Speaker 11: push ups whatever, up, cut up.

911
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:25,160
Speaker 9: Imagine the door opens and then you see like Diddy

912
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:29,200
Speaker 9: with your DJ in the headlock, right, and that was

913
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:29,839
Speaker 9: it right there?

914
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,680
Speaker 11: Wait he put you and beat you up like beat

915
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 11: just had me like in a nice soft and what

916
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:35,680
Speaker 11: was sensitive?

917
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:38,799
Speaker 1: What do you call it? Like a hug? Hug?

918
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:43,400
Speaker 11: My wasn't red headlock?

919
00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:46,279
Speaker 1: So what did he say? He was behind me like, yeah,

920
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:49,440
Speaker 1: he was like company. But what he has you in

921
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:49,920
Speaker 1: the headlock?

922
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:52,879
Speaker 11: And he's and then he's demanding to find out where

923
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:56,000
Speaker 11: I got the sore from and who leaked it to me?

924
00:47:56,520 --> 00:48:00,360
Speaker 9: So is anybody witnessing this? Fifty's laughing with these like

925
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 9: because the song is out. It's fifty cent biggie, So

926
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:05,200
Speaker 9: the song is out, So fifties like laughing or whatever.

927
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:06,680
Speaker 1: Fifty cent watching this go down.

928
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 11: No, I'm in the dressing room.

929
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:09,239
Speaker 1: I was in the dressing room. I thought it was

930
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:10,920
Speaker 1: in the hallway, said no, he grabbed me.

931
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:13,600
Speaker 11: I just associated No, he grabbed me and brought me

932
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:15,120
Speaker 11: the fifties dressing rooms.

933
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:17,799
Speaker 1: Oh, he dragged you in there and it opened it and.

934
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 9: Imagine like you're fifty you get ready, hey, boss, buff

935
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:31,480
Speaker 9: Daddy wanted to talk with us an so he tells me.

936
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:33,560
Speaker 9: I'm like, yo, the code of the Streets. I don't

937
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:35,759
Speaker 9: really stitch right, and then fifties laugh. He's like, yo,

938
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:37,960
Speaker 9: just tell the man that I told him. You know,

939
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:40,200
Speaker 9: he went crazy and ran out. And then who are

940
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 9: at whatever game? I shouted out, I don't even know

941
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:45,520
Speaker 9: where they're at right now, six feet.

942
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:48,040
Speaker 1: Under they're behind the North Carolina Venue.

943
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 11: I don't know where they're at.

944
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:50,840
Speaker 9: These producers are going no, no, no, I don't know

945
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:53,239
Speaker 9: what happened, but it's kind of insane, like that was like.

946
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:54,880
Speaker 7: But you weaked it?

947
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:58,399
Speaker 11: Yeah I did, But my foul never get to get caught,

948
00:48:58,560 --> 00:48:59,560
Speaker 11: Like I can't get.

949
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:08,200
Speaker 2: Caught because I haven't heard from them since two thousand

950
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:10,040
Speaker 2: and one. So right after I, I know, you went

951
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:12,120
Speaker 2: to Saudi Arabia and Michael Jackson came out.

952
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:12,360
Speaker 11: Of the h.

953
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 9: I went comedy Formula one and then the Prince got

954
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:20,239
Speaker 9: so much money. I guess they just forgot to tell

955
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:23,360
Speaker 9: me this nigga that Michael Jackson's at his crib, Like.

956
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:24,920
Speaker 11: That's so much money they got.

957
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,759
Speaker 1: Wait, Michael Jackson was fucking the princes say no, no,

958
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:33,160
Speaker 1: he what you're saying?

959
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:33,840
Speaker 8: You heard it.

960
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:37,360
Speaker 1: Ussel?

961
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:41,520
Speaker 9: I'm a hell no, So wait, what did you what happened?

962
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:45,120
Speaker 9: So I get there and then I loved my passport,

963
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 9: but the prince was like, don't worry. My brother owns

964
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:48,640
Speaker 9: the passport to poor me to get it in two

965
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:51,719
Speaker 9: more days, so it doesn't like yeah, it's like some

966
00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:52,560
Speaker 9: rich nigga ship.

967
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:53,359
Speaker 11: So I get there.

968
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:56,440
Speaker 9: He said, stay at my palace, but he forgot to

969
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:59,600
Speaker 9: tell me Mike was there. Mike lived next door, so

970
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:04,120
Speaker 9: he's behind Mike to be he lawn and he paid

971
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:07,759
Speaker 9: for all his you know that molestation trial. You can't

972
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:11,440
Speaker 9: get extradited from Bahrain, so he made him a citizen,

973
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:14,520
Speaker 9: so can't you can't get his back.

974
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,480
Speaker 1: Guys like, I just keep that in mind.

975
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:19,240
Speaker 8: I thought you were going to say, that's your advice

976
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:20,840
Speaker 8: for everybody who does this podcast.

977
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:24,480
Speaker 1: Don't worry.

978
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:27,440
Speaker 8: You can move to after one more place you.

979
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:34,600
Speaker 1: Can go after this. I'm so the ship that's sucked

980
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:37,480
Speaker 1: up is uh. I like watermelon, which is not racist.

981
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:38,840
Speaker 1: I'm black, so I like watermelon.

982
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:40,799
Speaker 8: Hold on, let's check.

983
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:43,480
Speaker 1: I like.

984
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:51,359
Speaker 9: For some reason, the watermelon he costs like like ten

985
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:54,120
Speaker 9: cents and so like you get like a whole drink

986
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:55,920
Speaker 9: flake this back in the days, like I don't know

987
00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:58,239
Speaker 9: how it is now, but it was like five cents

988
00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:00,400
Speaker 9: for gas and like ten cents for water bill it right.

989
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:07,839
Speaker 11: So the Prince was like, yo, go to the pool.

990
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,960
Speaker 9: And if you want you like that that mint lemonade

991
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:15,200
Speaker 9: like old watermelon. You know, the Indian guys are there.

992
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 9: You know they have the Indian people that they they

993
00:51:17,719 --> 00:51:18,359
Speaker 9: do everything there.

994
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:20,239
Speaker 11: So I go to the pool. It's kind of wild

995
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:22,920
Speaker 11: that he's literally at the pool with shorts.

996
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:24,920
Speaker 9: And then in my head first thing I was like,

997
00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:27,080
Speaker 9: oh my god, your your legs are white, because you know,

998
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:27,959
Speaker 9: I'm thinking he's.

999
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:29,520
Speaker 1: Dark like me. You know what I'm saying, because I

1000
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:33,560
Speaker 1: didn't know he saying Michael Jackson like your legs.

1001
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:38,400
Speaker 8: Nothing you have Michael Jackson would be an argument for

1002
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:39,440
Speaker 8: his empetigo.

1003
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 1: It's when you empathize. It's a delicious term.

1004
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:52,880
Speaker 8: That would be an argument that is Videlago story was

1005
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:55,759
Speaker 8: real because like who would who would go through the

1006
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:58,520
Speaker 8: trouble of dying there, you know, laying their legs lightened?

1007
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:01,719
Speaker 1: Yes, right, but wow, he can't look and apparently he

1008
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 1: had gorgeous legs like me. That's what a lot of

1009
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:05,040
Speaker 1: people say.

1010
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:11,520
Speaker 2: Sarah Sarah sperm the Michael Jackson leg Ja. Is she

1011
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:13,840
Speaker 2: one of those Michael Jackson leg comedians.

1012
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:16,359
Speaker 8: I think she's like Michael Jackson king person.

1013
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:20,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's got a starting person.

1014
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:26,280
Speaker 2: Out of Saudi Arabian watermelon stand run by Indian slaves,

1015
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:32,440
Speaker 2: Saudi Arabia Watermelon Festival. Okay, okay, yeah, so you get

1016
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:35,719
Speaker 2: the Prince is like, get all the whatever he was

1017
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:37,120
Speaker 2: doing there, It's just me and Mike.

1018
00:52:37,239 --> 00:52:40,040
Speaker 11: He's left after that, so it's like, you know, he

1019
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:40,640
Speaker 11: laughed crazy.

1020
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:41,200
Speaker 1: I don't like.

1021
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:46,360
Speaker 9: Laughing like he was quick. But in my head, my

1022
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:47,960
Speaker 9: head was spinning like I was a groupie, you know

1023
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:49,960
Speaker 9: what I'm saying. But I kept it internal because I

1024
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:52,680
Speaker 9: deal with everybody already. But I think Mike and Prince

1025
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:55,600
Speaker 9: is only two people that I would really like. Wow,

1026
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:59,800
Speaker 9: you know, so all of a sudden we're talking and

1027
00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:02,279
Speaker 9: then Tyson Beckford was out there. I begged him to

1028
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:04,160
Speaker 9: stay because I had to stay. I don't want to

1029
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:06,080
Speaker 9: be in Saudi by myself for two days. It was

1030
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:08,680
Speaker 9: Formula one, so I begged him to stay. So he stayed,

1031
00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:10,640
Speaker 9: and then I called him. I was like, yo, I'm

1032
00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:12,360
Speaker 9: with Mike right now, digg and he was like what.

1033
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:16,440
Speaker 9: I don't know how he got there. It was a

1034
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:19,240
Speaker 9: camel mobile or whatever. He got there in ten seconds.

1035
00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:19,759
Speaker 8: Cam.

1036
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 9: All of a sudden, Yo, he just starts like break

1037
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:26,480
Speaker 9: dancing for the I think his main goal in life

1038
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:28,960
Speaker 9: is the battle mic right where in the deprit just

1039
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:34,440
Speaker 9: stand everywhere. So he did a backspin. I thought it

1040
00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:36,680
Speaker 9: was glass like the way he spun like this ship

1041
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:41,520
Speaker 9: was like Michael Jackson, Tyson Beckford. So then Tyson Benferd

1042
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:43,320
Speaker 9: did the back spin. But then he begged Mike to

1043
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:46,480
Speaker 9: do the bend and I'm like, yo, bro, the smooth

1044
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:48,520
Speaker 9: criminal ship is like special effects.

1045
00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:53,040
Speaker 1: Michael's like, I can't bend right now like special shoes.

1046
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:56,439
Speaker 9: So then I'm like, oh my god, are you gonna

1047
00:53:56,440 --> 00:54:00,719
Speaker 9: eat with us later? And He's like, uh, why not

1048
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:02,719
Speaker 9: with you? And then all of a sudden, then he

1049
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:03,400
Speaker 9: saw cursing.

1050
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:05,400
Speaker 1: I was like what Because.

1051
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:10,040
Speaker 5: The next time I meet like one of my heroes,

1052
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:12,880
Speaker 5: I'm going to have a panic attack and blackout and dancing.

1053
00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:16,200
Speaker 7: There's a black.

1054
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:24,040
Speaker 9: You meet John Carbon, He did come to dinner and

1055
00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:25,680
Speaker 9: we hung out and chilled and and there was a

1056
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:27,759
Speaker 9: law and where if you touch him you go to

1057
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:28,839
Speaker 9: jail for like five years.

1058
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:32,520
Speaker 1: You touch who Mike? Where's this law in Bahrain?

1059
00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:38,720
Speaker 8: So he had the law institute a special Michael Jackson

1060
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:41,120
Speaker 8: go to jail, Saudi prison for five.

1061
00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:44,279
Speaker 9: Years like he went, did a commercial for it, the

1062
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:45,000
Speaker 9: Prince or whatever.

1063
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:47,040
Speaker 1: Don't touch Mike. So I said, you're right, Let's go

1064
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:47,520
Speaker 1: to the mall.

1065
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:51,200
Speaker 8: We got you gotta find unless you're under the age

1066
00:54:51,239 --> 00:54:51,640
Speaker 8: of twelve.

1067
00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:53,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's Mike all you want.

1068
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:01,680
Speaker 8: Twelve to touch Michael.

1069
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:04,000
Speaker 11: It was actually real.

1070
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:06,200
Speaker 9: We went to the mall and then I kept pointing

1071
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:08,760
Speaker 9: him and the mall, yeah, the Starbucks.

1072
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:10,440
Speaker 1: You know they have Arabic Starbucks.

1073
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:11,520
Speaker 8: They walked around the.

1074
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:13,440
Speaker 7: Mall and Starbucks with Michael jes.

1075
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:16,239
Speaker 1: Yeah. I put some Schmitz on his sam and then

1076
00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:17,919
Speaker 1: you become my mom.

1077
00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:25,240
Speaker 8: Wrong, So back to Michael and the moral.

1078
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:27,400
Speaker 1: Okay, back to you touch Michael at the mall.

1079
00:55:27,560 --> 00:55:31,480
Speaker 7: You're at You're at a pretzels with Michael.

1080
00:55:32,719 --> 00:55:33,319
Speaker 13: On top of.

1081
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:38,280
Speaker 8: Claires of Michael's.

1082
00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:49,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, he love express Michael. Okay, and then what happened

1083
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:53,239
Speaker 1: you touched him? You're too old?

1084
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:56,359
Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, yeah that was on my thirties, so yeah,

1085
00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:58,120
Speaker 9: I'm off limits. But anyway, but you.

1086
00:55:58,120 --> 00:56:01,200
Speaker 1: Were twenty years younger. Yeah, I don't know.

1087
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:03,640
Speaker 9: But but the thing that's weird, that's what he would

1088
00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:06,640
Speaker 9: say if I were twenty years Yeah, I would have

1089
00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:06,920
Speaker 9: been on.

1090
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:12,479
Speaker 1: I was seven.

1091
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:15,600
Speaker 13: Definitely keep me all over me.

1092
00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:19,040
Speaker 9: I'm not I'm not gonna lie. The weird the weirdest

1093
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:22,160
Speaker 9: thing was that he did ask me, like, you know,

1094
00:56:22,239 --> 00:56:24,839
Speaker 9: if you want your kids to come handle my kids.

1095
00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:27,920
Speaker 1: But I did not have no I didn't have.

1096
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:30,520
Speaker 11: A T shirt on that said number one dad or something.

1097
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:31,000
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1098
00:56:31,239 --> 00:56:33,160
Speaker 9: I just met you, so why would you you know

1099
00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 9: what I'm saying. So little did you say, like Michael,

1100
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:38,120
Speaker 9: I am, And he's like, you have any kids? I

1101
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:41,360
Speaker 9: was like, so I told him, no, I don't have

1102
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:43,799
Speaker 9: no kids. Meanwhile, they'll go one of my interracial kids

1103
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:45,560
Speaker 9: right there, like I had like two of them.

1104
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:45,919
Speaker 1: At that time.

1105
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:49,400
Speaker 11: So but they ended the discussion with kids because he did.

1106
00:56:49,719 --> 00:56:51,520
Speaker 1: I thought it was weird. But the thing that that

1107
00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:52,960
Speaker 1: that was not weird at all.

1108
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:57,080
Speaker 9: I co host Mike Tyson's podcast. You know, I'm his

1109
00:56:57,160 --> 00:57:00,520
Speaker 9: ship on that. So we interviewed my my Mike's son,

1110
00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:02,040
Speaker 9: you know what I'm saying. So I told him and

1111
00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:04,880
Speaker 9: I showed him the photos and videos or whatever. He

1112
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:06,600
Speaker 9: was like, oh my god, I was there. So I

1113
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:09,080
Speaker 9: don't know what to believe. Did he really want to

1114
00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:11,040
Speaker 9: have my kids come hang with his because he said

1115
00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:13,640
Speaker 9: he was there when he was young with the other

1116
00:57:13,719 --> 00:57:16,200
Speaker 9: guy that he hung over the was the guy that

1117
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:18,880
Speaker 9: hung over the bacon Paris.

1118
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:24,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I also.

1119
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:27,480
Speaker 7: So that blanket was like.

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00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:29,960
Speaker 11: So, that's like my internal war in my head.

1121
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,200
Speaker 9: I don't know if if it did he really mean

1122
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:36,640
Speaker 9: to be nice and I'm sure plays or ivo nice.

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00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:38,720
Speaker 8: I think he.

1124
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:41,800
Speaker 1: I mean, he love man, you would have been on

1125
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:42,560
Speaker 1: your son.

1126
00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:52,360
Speaker 8: I don't know your kid was right here. Cool, So

1127
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:58,560
Speaker 8: he had the chance. And you when you and you

1128
00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:00,320
Speaker 8: hear this Filipino, he's happened.

1129
00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:01,440
Speaker 1: He's not. He's not.

1130
00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:04,400
Speaker 11: He's not Michael brun He's he's like he's a nation

1131
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:05,640
Speaker 11: like the tennis player.

1132
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:11,080
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's Naomi Osaka and that cancels out earlier things.

1133
00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:14,439
Speaker 8: I said, OK, he's back, he's back.

1134
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:15,160
Speaker 1: He did it.

1135
00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:18,040
Speaker 7: Stories growing up.

1136
00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:26,800
Speaker 1: They just met. Actually, he has a found me.

1137
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:33,320
Speaker 8: How how boring are like other kids' stories when they

1138
00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:37,000
Speaker 8: talk about their dads. No, yeah, my dad Walmart and

1139
00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:39,120
Speaker 8: told the guy, you bet it, give me my money back.

1140
00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:41,040
Speaker 1: My dad.

1141
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:44,000
Speaker 8: My dad was at a table read and his sketches

1142
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:44,880
Speaker 8: were Yeah.

1143
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:49,080
Speaker 5: My dad met rl Stein in an elevator twenty five

1144
00:58:49,160 --> 00:58:49,560
Speaker 5: years ago.

1145
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:52,440
Speaker 7: I haven't heard the end of it.

1146
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:56,800
Speaker 8: I haven't heard the n word of it, which you

1147
00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:57,400
Speaker 8: can say.

1148
00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:03,160
Speaker 1: With a recdre.

1149
00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:17,960
Speaker 8: With I'm late towards his story about is that the.

1150
00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:23,000
Speaker 2: Chef he owns a sandwich shop Williamsburg, amazing, amazing French

1151
00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:23,960
Speaker 2: food with him last night.

1152
00:59:24,040 --> 00:59:24,440
Speaker 5: I was very.

1153
00:59:25,880 --> 00:59:27,880
Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, he's a master chef.

1154
00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:31,800
Speaker 2: Came up under the Tow Group, the biggest restaurant group

1155
00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:34,080
Speaker 2: in the world, was cooking for a thousand people at night,

1156
00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:34,840
Speaker 2: lost his mind.

1157
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:37,520
Speaker 13: Shout out beauty and essex. My crew is still there,

1158
00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:38,640
Speaker 13: all right.

1159
00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:42,160
Speaker 2: And and but he's from Deep Brooklyn, born in Queen's

1160
00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:44,920
Speaker 2: from Brooklyn and only Chinese.

1161
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:50,880
Speaker 1: Got definitely not his dad to this day smokes a

1162
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:52,080
Speaker 1: hundred cigarettes.

1163
00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:57,360
Speaker 13: My dad loved. My dad loved smelling exhaust pipes of cars.

1164
00:59:57,400 --> 00:59:59,880
Speaker 1: Growing up. Your dad grew up in Beijing.

1165
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:05,560
Speaker 13: No, my dad grew up in Taiwan. Yeah, so all right, anyway,

1166
01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:09,240
Speaker 13: so my pops he you were the only Asian family

1167
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:12,160
Speaker 13: Dean Street and Flatbush Avenue. He owned what is now

1168
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:14,960
Speaker 13: the entry to the Barkley Center. That was where his

1169
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:19,360
Speaker 13: gas station was for years. He got eminent domain. White

1170
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:28,920
Speaker 13: man took everything, you know, he didn't get. But but

1171
01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:32,080
Speaker 13: so anyway, growing up, it was it was really rough.

1172
01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:35,320
Speaker 13: We were the only Asian family there. I was always escorted.

1173
01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:38,000
Speaker 13: I was always wondering why when I was growing up,

1174
01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:40,960
Speaker 13: like why is Cliff and why is Uncle Cliff and

1175
01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:43,360
Speaker 13: Uncle Winston the two biggest black guys that work for

1176
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:46,320
Speaker 13: my dad always around me, like because we were the

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01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:48,440
Speaker 13: only Asian family and there was a good chance and

1178
01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:50,640
Speaker 13: was going to try to kidnap me for ransom money.

1179
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:54,560
Speaker 13: But my dad also always carried a revolver back then,

1180
01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:57,480
Speaker 13: and he used to pump gas every now and then.

1181
01:00:57,800 --> 01:01:00,400
Speaker 13: One day was pumping gas, the car pulls up and

1182
01:01:00,520 --> 01:01:03,960
Speaker 13: this guy he's reading a gun magazine and he circles

1183
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:08,600
Speaker 13: something and nonchalantly tosses the magazine next to my dad,

1184
01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:10,520
Speaker 13: and my dad looks at it and goes, oh, that's cute.

1185
01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:13,320
Speaker 13: Like you like guns too, alright, just thinking to himself.

1186
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:15,200
Speaker 1: Like a threat, like I have a gun.

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01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:21,560
Speaker 13: Probably kind of intimidating, intimidating because some context, my dad's

1188
01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:24,120
Speaker 13: not a big guy. I don't know why I'm so big,

1189
01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:28,080
Speaker 13: but it must be that milk. But as far as

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01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:30,480
Speaker 13: my dad, he's five seven, you know, he's not that tall.

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01:01:30,560 --> 01:01:36,560
Speaker 13: He's not a big, big, intimidating guy. So, yeah, he's

1192
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:41,680
Speaker 13: got the revolver. So my dad fills up this guy's car.

1193
01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:45,880
Speaker 13: He gets in, he drives off, rips out the gas

1194
01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:49,600
Speaker 13: hose and everything deal, and there's gas fucking.

1195
01:01:49,720 --> 01:01:52,240
Speaker 8: Flowing, gas flying every yeah, yeah, and this.

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01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:55,000
Speaker 13: Is this is way, this is this is the eighties,

1197
01:01:55,120 --> 01:01:58,000
Speaker 13: you know, so I guess it's before the suppression systems

1198
01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:59,960
Speaker 13: were really good. Whatever the cases, the car drove off,

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01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:02,760
Speaker 13: my dad has a temper and he pulls out his

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01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:04,440
Speaker 13: revolver in the middle of the day.

1201
01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:05,120
Speaker 1: He had a temper.

1202
01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:08,480
Speaker 13: He had a temper, so it's understandable, and he just

1203
01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:11,400
Speaker 13: starts shooting at this guy's car, blows out his back

1204
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:15,000
Speaker 13: way out the middle of the day, flat Push Avenue

1205
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:21,120
Speaker 13: in Dean Street. Pro people are flipping out. They're ducking

1206
01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:27,240
Speaker 13: and covering. So I remember that night because my dad

1207
01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:29,880
Speaker 13: always came home at the same time he didn't come home.

1208
01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:34,320
Speaker 13: And also my mom was packing his teeth thermos, which

1209
01:02:34,360 --> 01:02:37,320
Speaker 13: he was never five feet away from. He always had

1210
01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:39,520
Speaker 13: his teeth thermist. I'm like, okay, where's dad and why

1211
01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:41,760
Speaker 13: does mom have his teeth thermos and why she packing

1212
01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:45,960
Speaker 13: it up? I find out fifteen twenty years later at

1213
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:49,560
Speaker 13: a family dinner I don't remember exactly when that story

1214
01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:51,960
Speaker 13: comes up and I asked, I said, what was that about?

1215
01:02:52,720 --> 01:02:55,680
Speaker 13: And my mom goes. My mom points to my dad,

1216
01:02:55,880 --> 01:02:59,000
Speaker 13: tell him what happened. Oh, well, you know, I know

1217
01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:01,600
Speaker 13: your uncle ship. I shouldn't say his name. Uncle George

1218
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:05,840
Speaker 13: was the lieutenant of the local precinct, of the local

1219
01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:08,760
Speaker 13: precinct right by there, and my dad used to fix

1220
01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:13,880
Speaker 13: everyone's cars. So uncle George went, my dad's name is Phil.

1221
01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:19,040
Speaker 13: Let's just say he said. In jail, he goes, Phil,

1222
01:03:19,720 --> 01:03:22,160
Speaker 13: this is this one's really fucking bad. I can't I

1223
01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:25,520
Speaker 13: can't get you off. But if you stay the night

1224
01:03:25,640 --> 01:03:28,880
Speaker 13: in jail, I think it'll be okay. So my dad goes, Okay,

1225
01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:31,160
Speaker 13: I'll stay the night in jail. And that is why

1226
01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:34,480
Speaker 13: my mom was packing my dad's tea urn and food

1227
01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:37,720
Speaker 13: to bring it to the jail, and then or anything,

1228
01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:42,680
Speaker 13: I don't know. I'm pretty sure it got swept under

1229
01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:50,360
Speaker 13: the rug and my dad was and my dad also

1230
01:03:50,480 --> 01:03:53,320
Speaker 13: told me. He also told me I also got rid

1231
01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:57,200
Speaker 13: of the gun the next day. It's just like I realized.

1232
01:03:57,400 --> 01:03:59,200
Speaker 13: I realized, maybe my temper.

1233
01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:04,560
Speaker 8: Got rid of the circle, the very gun the murder him.

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01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:10,640
Speaker 13: He drove off the back window, blown out.

1235
01:04:11,160 --> 01:04:11,880
Speaker 1: That was what he sent.

1236
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:15,200
Speaker 8: That guy was fifty cent. Then he met him, He

1237
01:04:15,320 --> 01:04:19,560
Speaker 8: leaked his napes. Okayt a Japanese woman.

1238
01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:23,520
Speaker 2: They made love and now he's holding on to his

1239
01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:25,640
Speaker 2: legacy through his buttery baritone.

1240
01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:27,840
Speaker 13: And guess why now after this, we're all going to

1241
01:04:27,880 --> 01:04:32,680
Speaker 13: go eat omakase and see the N word in a

1242
01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:33,680
Speaker 13: Chinese accent.

1243
01:04:36,320 --> 01:04:36,880
Speaker 1: Delicious.

1244
01:04:36,920 --> 01:04:40,760
Speaker 8: This is the best day ever, he said before we

1245
01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:44,760
Speaker 8: go there. Yes, cans done? Can Sarah? And I revised

1246
01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:52,439
Speaker 8: our s n L. Sarah was having gun in the story.

1247
01:04:55,880 --> 01:04:56,600
Speaker 1: A scene.

1248
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:04,000
Speaker 8: Fro like that. George went is on at the table

1249
01:05:04,040 --> 01:05:08,520
Speaker 8: and he's reading the Bears and Uh suddenly Lauren Uh

1250
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:11,280
Speaker 8: is supposed to read. He always reads the stage directions

1251
01:05:11,640 --> 01:05:16,600
Speaker 8: and it's like George Wentz sits on the table. Bob

1252
01:05:16,600 --> 01:05:19,280
Speaker 8: Sworsky sits on the table and begs for mercy, and

1253
01:05:19,360 --> 01:05:21,680
Speaker 8: George was like what and then Lauren pulls out a gun.

1254
01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:27,600
Speaker 8: George went shits flat on the table and begs for

1255
01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:43,400
Speaker 8: fucking mercy. Very violent, strapped. I was going to uh.

1256
01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:46,960
Speaker 8: The producer told me to bring Triumph out if you

1257
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:55,520
Speaker 8: want to triumph.

1258
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:04,720
Speaker 14: Let me tell you this is so exciting, Anna Contray.

1259
01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:09,400
Speaker 14: It's such an honor to meet Sesame Streets. It's such

1260
01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:12,560
Speaker 14: an honor to meet Sesame Streets, New Diversity muppet.

1261
01:06:14,880 --> 01:06:17,320
Speaker 8: Look at this kid. You're a beautiful man. You are

1262
01:06:17,400 --> 01:06:21,120
Speaker 8: living proof that mixed marriages do not always make their

1263
01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:29,520
Speaker 8: looking kids. You see Yah looking serah, so beautiful. I

1264
01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:32,560
Speaker 8: love your outfit. I want would you have introduced me

1265
01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:43,480
Speaker 8: to the bearded lady sometimes? No, No, you're beautiful. She's

1266
01:06:43,520 --> 01:06:46,280
Speaker 8: the only SNL person who looks like she's in a

1267
01:06:46,320 --> 01:06:47,520
Speaker 8: sketch off stage.

1268
01:06:58,000 --> 01:06:58,560
Speaker 1: No. Eric.

1269
01:06:58,760 --> 01:07:01,800
Speaker 8: Back to Eric, Now, this is great that you're doing

1270
01:07:01,840 --> 01:07:04,680
Speaker 8: a show about bombing, since you always look like you

1271
01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:08,280
Speaker 8: just climbed out of a pile of rubble. Okay, now

1272
01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:12,280
Speaker 8: I'm just reading the jokes. Let me find a good one.

1273
01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:15,400
Speaker 8: Let me find a good one. I remember we all

1274
01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:19,080
Speaker 8: love his Comedy Central show. It was surreal how the

1275
01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:23,600
Speaker 8: show was? You know, I don't swim. Yes, your show

1276
01:07:23,720 --> 01:07:25,320
Speaker 8: was surreal and absurdist.

1277
01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:25,640
Speaker 1: You know.

1278
01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:29,000
Speaker 8: I love the concept that it was eleven minutes long

1279
01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:34,120
Speaker 8: but felt like an eternity. You'll see what I did there.

1280
01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:36,640
Speaker 8: It wasn't good.

1281
01:07:36,760 --> 01:07:38,919
Speaker 1: That was that show?

1282
01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:39,919
Speaker 5: Oh?

1283
01:07:40,320 --> 01:08:00,960
Speaker 15: Yes, where is your Okay? No, no, you're like, that's well.

1284
01:08:01,520 --> 01:08:03,520
Speaker 15: I swear to god there were a couple of good more.

1285
01:08:03,920 --> 01:08:08,520
Speaker 8: I'm skipping on the figures. I'm skipping all the ship. Wait,

1286
01:08:08,560 --> 01:08:10,200
Speaker 8: where's the other? What's your accent?

1287
01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:11,800
Speaker 1: Whumph?

1288
01:08:14,240 --> 01:08:18,760
Speaker 8: I am a toy roth Wiler. I was brought up

1289
01:08:18,880 --> 01:08:19,880
Speaker 8: in the Catskills.

1290
01:08:22,320 --> 01:08:22,600
Speaker 1: Yeh no.

1291
01:08:22,800 --> 01:08:26,639
Speaker 8: My parents were a female rott Wiler and Freddie Roman,

1292
01:08:26,760 --> 01:08:29,440
Speaker 8: the legendary Jewish comedian Freddie.

1293
01:08:29,120 --> 01:08:31,680
Speaker 1: Rouh And and the kids will go nuts when they

1294
01:08:33,680 --> 01:08:39,120
Speaker 1: you know I'm not there. You want to talk about

1295
01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:40,000
Speaker 1: mortsaul Or.

1296
01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:45,280
Speaker 8: Song was very underrated by Do we need you now

1297
01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:51,400
Speaker 8: more than no?

1298
01:08:51,560 --> 01:08:51,600
Speaker 1: No?

1299
01:08:51,720 --> 01:08:54,320
Speaker 8: I have so much respect for this man. You know,

1300
01:08:54,479 --> 01:08:57,040
Speaker 8: he's this is this is a side gig for him.

1301
01:08:57,160 --> 01:09:03,679
Speaker 8: He's part of the Marvel Cinematic universe. Yes, you play

1302
01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:07,720
Speaker 8: an engineering genius, which critics are now saying they've called

1303
01:09:07,760 --> 01:09:11,000
Speaker 8: it the single least really realistic thing to ever happen

1304
01:09:11,040 --> 01:09:16,439
Speaker 8: in a Marvel movie, you being a genius engineering genus.

1305
01:09:17,840 --> 01:09:20,000
Speaker 8: It really was a good one. I botched.

1306
01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:24,840
Speaker 1: I was like driving. I know it took time.

1307
01:09:25,760 --> 01:09:28,800
Speaker 8: Let me give you another clunker, Let me find another.

1308
01:09:32,479 --> 01:09:33,080
Speaker 1: That was a bit of a.

1309
01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:39,040
Speaker 8: Sarah just got fired from SNL waiting for time.

1310
01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:46,040
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, No, he's a very good looking man, Triumph,

1311
01:09:46,080 --> 01:09:47,519
Speaker 2: the man you're you're attached to.

1312
01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:55,360
Speaker 1: Let me tell you, George Clooney from E R. Triumph,

1313
01:09:55,680 --> 01:09:58,360
Speaker 1: there's a real male model attached to you.

1314
01:09:58,920 --> 01:10:02,759
Speaker 8: You're so crude? How could you say? I'm sorry?

1315
01:10:02,880 --> 01:10:05,560
Speaker 1: That was rue? That was rude, too weird? That that

1316
01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:10,160
Speaker 1: was weird? That was ruded? You know what that was?

1317
01:10:10,400 --> 01:10:19,400
Speaker 1: I was coming from insecurity and truth? Alright, child Love

1318
01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:25,799
Speaker 1: smigles with a condre.

1319
01:10:26,160 --> 01:10:28,720
Speaker 2: All right, listen up, got a burning story that you're

1320
01:10:28,800 --> 01:10:31,320
Speaker 2: itching to tell about when you bombed or absolutely failed

1321
01:10:31,360 --> 01:10:31,719
Speaker 2: in life.

1322
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:34,799
Speaker 1: Now's your chance to tell me all about it, Babel.

1323
01:10:34,960 --> 01:10:37,920
Speaker 2: I want to hear your worst, most cringe worthy What

1324
01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:39,840
Speaker 2: the fuck was I thinking?

1325
01:10:40,040 --> 01:10:40,960
Speaker 1: What just happened?

1326
01:10:41,040 --> 01:10:43,880
Speaker 2: Moment, So pick up your phone and dial seven one

1327
01:10:44,080 --> 01:10:47,800
Speaker 2: six Bombing. That's seven one six two six six twenty

1328
01:10:47,880 --> 01:10:50,519
Speaker 2: four sixty four and leave me a voicemail and we

1329
01:10:50,640 --> 01:10:53,120
Speaker 2: might just play it on a future episode. Bombing with

1330
01:10:53,240 --> 01:10:54,960
Speaker 2: Eric Andrey is brought to you by Will Ferrell's Big

1331
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:58,000
Speaker 2: Money Players Network and iHeart Podcast. Our executive producer is

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01:10:58,120 --> 01:11:02,920
Speaker 2: Noah abr Our producers Wang Our research assistant is David Carliner.

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Speaker 2: Our editor and sound designer is Andy Harris. Our art

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Speaker 2: is by Dylan Vanderberg. His podcast was recorded at Sweet

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Speaker 2: Tea Studios.