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Speaker 1: It is time for your brand new phone tap. It's

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the morning and today are creepy

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Speaker 1: old pal. Sage Willowbrook is back and if you haven't

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Speaker 1: heard him before, he sounds like a cross between a

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Speaker 1: serial killer and a more deranged serial killer. But he's

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Speaker 1: really likable for some reason. And there's one job that

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Speaker 1: Sage definitely should not have. It's the one he's calling

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Speaker 1: from today. So it's no wonder that the woman on

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Speaker 1: the line is terrified by the end of the conversation.

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Speaker 1: You'll hear it right now in your brand new phone

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Speaker 1: taps another twenty Hello, Hi is this Valerie? Yeah, this

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Speaker 1: is Valerie. Well, hello Valerie. My name is Sage Willowbrook.

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Speaker 1: How are you today? Um? Do I know you? Well, no,

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Speaker 1: not yet, but the administration at hospital contacted me because

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Speaker 1: they said that you signed up for personal lamas classes.

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Speaker 1: Oh yes I did, Yes, and I'm going to be

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Speaker 1: your instructor. So you're going to be my instructor for

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Speaker 1: the childbirth class, Yes, I am. So do we know

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Speaker 1: are we having a boy or a girl? Well, my

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Speaker 1: husband and I have talked about it and we actually

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Speaker 1: just we want it to be a surprise. Oh, that's fabulous.

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Speaker 1: I love surprises. You never know what's waiting on the

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Speaker 1: other side, do you okay? What? Well you know my philosophy?

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Speaker 1: Is it? There two joyous occasions left in today's world.

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Speaker 1: That's the start of life and of course the end

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Speaker 1: of life. Excuse me. The start of life is very

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Speaker 1: important because without a beginning, there would be no end. Right,

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Speaker 1: So if you don't mind me asking, why did you

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Speaker 1: choose this Lama's class? My friend told me that lamas

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Speaker 1: is a great way, you know, subside the pain during childbirth.

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Speaker 1: That is so true. Although my techniques, I believe that

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Speaker 1: we should embrace the pain because pain can be our friend. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I do not agree with you, and I would like

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Speaker 1: to do a Lama's class to help with the pain

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Speaker 1: and so that I have less of it. Actually, do

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Speaker 1: you know? Values sound pretty stressed. Why don't we try

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Speaker 1: some breathing exercises right now? I like to do two

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Speaker 1: short breaths followed by a soft scream. Here we come.

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Speaker 1: What a right? What is your name again? My name

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Speaker 1: is Sage Willebra. Is there someone else who could do

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Speaker 1: the Lama's class for me? Oh? You know? Unfortunately there

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Speaker 1: was one A few months ago. His name was Sam,

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Speaker 1: but he's unfortunately not with us anymore. Sam had an accident,

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Speaker 1: so he's not around. What happened, Well, it's funny, you

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Speaker 1: should ask. It's actually kind of a funny story. One

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Speaker 1: day he just fell down a long flight of stairs

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Speaker 1: at the hospital. No witnesses, and strangely it was the

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Speaker 1: only spot in the whole building where there wasn't a

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Speaker 1: security camera to see what happened. Oh boy, anyway, let's

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Speaker 1: talk about you know, what happened to Sam. That's what

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Speaker 1: has everybody scratching their head. But we mustn't focus on

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Speaker 1: the bad times. I am not to not focus on

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Speaker 1: something that you just told me that somebody accidentally fell

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Speaker 1: down the stairs. I never said it was an accident.

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Speaker 1: I probably should have clarified that, though I will in

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Speaker 1: the future. Thank you for learning. This is the hospital

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Speaker 1: that I am trusting my child's birth too. How did

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Speaker 1: you get this job? Well, I've dealt with a lot

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Speaker 1: of pain in helping people through their pain with breathing,

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Speaker 1: and so that's how I'm qualified to qualificate. Like, what's

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Speaker 1: the paperwork to show? Like you have a degree hanging

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Speaker 1: in your office. I have quite a few things hanging

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Speaker 1: in my basement. No degrees, No, oh you said office. No,

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Speaker 1: no degree in my office. So I'm going to call

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Speaker 1: the hospital, and I am going to call the police,

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Speaker 1: and I'm going to call everybody. This is the worst thing.

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Speaker 1: That wouldn't hire somebody who was crazy stairs. They did

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Speaker 1: not hire me to do this prank phone call. I

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Speaker 1: was actually hired by your brother, Mike. You hired me

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Speaker 1: to do this. I'm confused. What Well, I said, your

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Speaker 1: brother Mike set you up for this prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: See this is a prank. Yeah, this is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the morning doing a phone

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Speaker 1: tap on you. Your brother Mike set you up. No, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a joke. Oh my god. Your brother told me

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Speaker 1: that you signed up for a childbirth class and hadn't

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Speaker 1: met your doctor yet, so he wanted me to creep

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Speaker 1: you out. I'll tune up the phone and call the police. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm glad you didn't. We don't want to make any

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Speaker 1: mistakes that we can't come back from, now, do we.

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Speaker 1: You're so weird? Oh my god, Oh my god. Wake

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Speaker 1: up every morning with Jewel phone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties, two point five,