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Speaker 1: and Grimm and Mild from Aaron Minky. Listener discretion is advised.

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Speaker 1: The Baron of Lancaster and the Baron of Warwick walked

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Speaker 1: deadening pace of their footsteps in the grass. The prisoner

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Speaker 1: was also silent, no tears, no begging, same as it

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Speaker 1: at Warwick's Castle, where a handful of other nobles had

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Speaker 1: condemned the prisoner to death. The word trial is loosely

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Speaker 1: They said that the charge was disobeying the terms of

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Speaker 1: occupying all of his attention, receiving an endless dream of

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Speaker 1: Everyone knew who the real love of the King's life was,

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Speaker 1: and so Pierce Gaveston, first Earl of Cornwall, was sentenced

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Speaker 1: out with a sickening squish. They all waited until Gaveston

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Speaker 1: the Second would be furious, demented with rage and grief

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Speaker 1: when he heard that his love Pierce Gaveston had been

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Speaker 1: Edward the Second saw Pierce Gaveston, he tied himself to

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Speaker 1: perhaps non existent line between camaraderie and same sex love,

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Speaker 1: Edward the Second. The first thing Edward did as king

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