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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame morning. Doctor is Evan. Hey Evan,

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Speaker 1: how are you doing. My name is Pete Eakins, and

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Speaker 1: I have an appointment coming up next week and I

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Speaker 1: just wanted to call and touch base with you guys

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Speaker 1: a little bit about something. Oh, okay, okay, what do

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Speaker 1: you need to know? Well, it's I don't think when

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Speaker 1: I made the appointment, I described exactly what I was

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Speaker 1: looking for, so I just wanted to make sure you

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Speaker 1: guys were ready. I've never been to a plastic surgery

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Speaker 1: office before, so I didn't even know like what I

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Speaker 1: should be prepared for. But I also think that you

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Speaker 1: guys should be prepared for my visit as well. Well,

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Speaker 1: that's perfectly normal that we get that all the time,

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Speaker 1: and we're very understanding, no problem. So what was the

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Speaker 1: main thing that you wanted to see doctor before? Long

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Speaker 1: story short? Okay, Um, my nanna passed recently. Your nana. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. That's all right. Nanakins passed and it's fine.

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Speaker 1: You know, she was older and we all saw it coming.

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Speaker 1: She was fine, made peace with her maker before before

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Speaker 1: kicking the old bucket time. But she did pass on

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Speaker 1: to the other side. So Nannikins is no longer with us,

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Speaker 1: and I wanted to get everything ready for her funeral. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so that's why I wanted to come in. So the

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Speaker 1: passing of your Nana Yanna Nannakins. I'm just not sure.

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Speaker 1: And no offense. Why any plastic schurge It's officer would

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Speaker 1: have anything to do with your your Nanakins. Oh well,

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Speaker 1: I wanted to look her best. I'm sorry, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: mean I want her to look her best, and it's

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Speaker 1: frank frankly, she doesn't look the greatest right now. Also,

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Speaker 1: like I said, she was one hundred and five years old,

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Speaker 1: so skin's kind of wrinkly and all that. You know,

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Speaker 1: I want her to look twenty two again. Put her

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Speaker 1: in the ground, that's all. No, no, sir, we don't okay,

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Speaker 1: So that's I'm so sorry again, But that's not we

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Speaker 1: don't do that. We do just for people that are

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Speaker 1: like you know, I just you know, it's not too much.

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Speaker 1: And the good thing is, you know, if you do

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Speaker 1: rhino plastic, you want to give her a new nose,

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Speaker 1: some higher cheek bones. Really, you could do anything. You

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Speaker 1: don't even have to put her under saves money on

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Speaker 1: insurance right, No anesthetiologists, none of that stuff. She's not

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Speaker 1: gonna wake up. So I would like to see her

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Speaker 1: with um sort of a scarlet Johnson nose and a

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Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian bottom. Sir, you realize you're you're asking a

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Speaker 1: plastic surge in the office to give your grandma who's

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Speaker 1: deceased blood implants, yes, and a new nose and higher cheekbones.

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Speaker 1: And maybe there's nothing we can do. There's nothing we

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Speaker 1: can do, okay, So what you're saying is that when

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Speaker 1: I bring her in there for her appointment, you cannot

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Speaker 1: bring not bring your disease grandmother in here. Okay, Okay.

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Speaker 1: When I come in, I see where you're going with this.

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Speaker 1: I'm picking up what you're putting down. When I come

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Speaker 1: in to visit doctor for my free plastic surgery consultation

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Speaker 1: for me only for me, and I happen to bring

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Speaker 1: my grandma with me because we go everywhere together. Should

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Speaker 1: I bring a Deffel bag full of actual cash so

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Speaker 1: we can get it done. It doesn't matter how much

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Speaker 1: money you bring in. You're not bribing us to put

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Speaker 1: bud implants and your dead grandma. You know what, I'm

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Speaker 1: actually right, downstairs. I'm just gonna come up the elevator

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Speaker 1: right now and then no, no, sir, sir, you need

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Speaker 1: to stop right there. That is completely against health codes.

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Speaker 1: We could get a very serious trouble, and sir, I'm

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Speaker 1: going to have to call the police. So I think

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Speaker 1: what you're saying is there's no way you're going to

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Speaker 1: give my nana booty. Yeah, there's no way we're giving

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Speaker 1: Nana a booty and I'm calling a police. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: I'll let you know. It's a prank phone call in

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Speaker 1: right now about that. Pardon me. This is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you

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Speaker 1: and your coworker. Jeans set you up. Oh, he said

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Speaker 1: that you guys get all kinds of weird phone calls,

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Speaker 1: and I thought he had. Nothing would be weirder than

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Speaker 1: trying to get nanas Nana a new booty before she's buried.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with jubil phone Franks