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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is important a production of My Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what's obviously most

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Speaker 1: crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature. Today

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Speaker 1: we talk about I totally sat on my balls, the

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Speaker 1: fact that we're not sexy. TikTok stars, We're fucking blowing it.

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Speaker 1: Don't ruin a good story with the truth. His dick

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Speaker 1: is a shovel cock. Here we go. Start your engines

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Speaker 1: ring minging ming ming, ming, ming, ming, ming ming ming

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Speaker 1: ming ming ming ming ming ming mink whorl pot to

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Speaker 1: be over? Welcome back. Just blew a booger on my microphone.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, Oh Kyle's back, baby, man, Look at these people.

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Speaker 1: Look Adam's I used that stuff you were drinking last week?

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Speaker 1: I'm dang, did you set a flavor of blueberry? Or

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Speaker 1: what's this one? This is more of like a raspberry? Man?

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Speaker 1: Were you thinking about it all week? Guys? Guys, I

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Speaker 1: joined the USA Pickleball Association. Are you serious? O? My god? Association?

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Speaker 1: I joined? I joined, and the reason I joined is

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Speaker 1: because I'm going to try and start competing in tournaments.

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Speaker 1: I'm so into Can I tell you something, Kyle, I'm

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Speaker 1: so worried for you because I remember thinking I was

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Speaker 1: in college. I remember being like, I'm pretty good at badmint.

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Speaker 1: Like in high school we played at a bunch. I

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Speaker 1: was always at minton rocks, maybe the best in our

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Speaker 1: gym class. And then my homie uh to alex Um.

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Speaker 1: We would go to open badminton at Wisconsin and go

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Speaker 1: to these gyms and we would play each other and

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Speaker 1: it was fucking It was a good time. We had fun.

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Speaker 1: And then these dudes from Asia, where it's a real

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Speaker 1: sport that a lot of people play, were like, do

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Speaker 1: you guys want to play doubles? And we were like, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: we will destroyed us. Well, yeah, I'm I'm completely planning

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Speaker 1: on getting my ass handed to me on a silver platter, baby, Okay,

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Speaker 1: And is that fun? Well, I gotta start somewhere. I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm in a strong game here to try and like

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Speaker 1: be professional by by like mid fifties, you know, so

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Speaker 1: I have like fifteen years to get through all the

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Speaker 1: ranks and stuff. That is a long long time. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's I'm not I'm not in a rush. I'm very

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Speaker 1: much just kind of like gonna start seeing if the

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Speaker 1: world is for me. I had to. Have you looked

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Speaker 1: watched any competitions. Have you looked at any level of

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Speaker 1: play outside of like the people you're playing with in

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Speaker 1: Toronto and Our Homies six year old Parents? Have you

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Speaker 1: looked outside of that? Yes? Well, which, by the way,

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Speaker 1: I did play Our Homies six year old Parents and

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Speaker 1: I got stomped the other or day sixty year old

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Speaker 1: parents sixty five? I think there's sixty five. You gotta

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Speaker 1: be part of the association now, Yeah, but you know

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Speaker 1: you're starting somewhere. You'll get to play more games, You'll

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Speaker 1: you'll be more invested in it. I have a question

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Speaker 1: as well, the uniform involved. What's the what's the protocol

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Speaker 1: as far as that goes. Can you wear a tank top? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You can wear whatever you want. You can design your

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Speaker 1: own player, which is what I'm gonna do. Okay, design

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Speaker 1: your own player like a video game, as if he's

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Speaker 1: a human video game. Yes, So what are you doing

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Speaker 1: rolling up on a motorcycle like wearing like steel toe boots.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, man, is it gonna be It's less

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Speaker 1: about the actual play and more about like fashion, like

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Speaker 1: how you like your guy's backyard wrestling and the ring

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Speaker 1: entrance there's some of that. There's some of that going on.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I'm gonna roll with all like you

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Speaker 1: know how you get the free like stuff from working

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Speaker 1: on projects and stuff like this right here, like Alcoholic

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Speaker 1: season six. I think my whole outfit is going to

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Speaker 1: be past projects okay stuff and know what they'll be

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Speaker 1: like no one will know. Yeah, they'll never question it,

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Speaker 1: I know, but it's gonna make me smile and like

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Speaker 1: this is not about like, it's just about me doing

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Speaker 1: something fucking strange for myself. Garden, Yeah, into it. I

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Speaker 1: hope you're hell ago. I feel like that's a pattern

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Speaker 1: with you. This is a pattern like when you just

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Speaker 1: you're a searcher. We we talk about you behind your back,

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Speaker 1: and you're a searcher, okay, and I think that, okay,

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Speaker 1: is this is this wrong that you're a searcher? You

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Speaker 1: are no, No, I searched. You're looking for new and

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Speaker 1: then you you absorb everything you can from it and

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Speaker 1: then you move on like you used to search. Yes, exactly.

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Speaker 1: I go into a world, I go hard, I try

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Speaker 1: to the next world exactly once. Maybe maybe you are

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Speaker 1: Keiana Reeves to hearken back to last week's episode. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're a dead ringer. You're the matrix. You go in,

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Speaker 1: go down low, you know, kung fu, and then you

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Speaker 1: move on to the next Kyle, do you think you've

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Speaker 1: found the thing that you're gonna stick with? Tell your

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Speaker 1: sixty Like, is this feeling very real to you? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: This is a long See, you just got into it

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Speaker 1: and you're saying like, I'm going to be in it

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Speaker 1: into my fifties and then I'll be I'm worried about

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Speaker 1: the knees. No, this is this is really well thought

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Speaker 1: out because you guys know, like I surf for a while.

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Speaker 1: That's that's a little dangerous. You get underwater to get

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Speaker 1: turned and when the waves get big, it gets harder.

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Speaker 1: You have to be a great swimmer and bat, you know,

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Speaker 1: and plus all the barracudas that you're scared of. Is

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Speaker 1: that why you stopped? Did you have a scare? Well?

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Speaker 1: I stopped surfing because yeah, I just like kind of

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Speaker 1: so really you got scared of surfing because you realize

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Speaker 1: that they're sharks and and you're like, I've been in

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Speaker 1: just critical mass on the world. I was like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm done with this. I'm done with like figuring out

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Speaker 1: what the lineup is, with figuring out I was done

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Speaker 1: with all the politics within the world, and just because

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Speaker 1: there is like people get fucking salty if you surf,

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Speaker 1: like their waves and ship which I always hated about surfing.

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Speaker 1: It's a hard part of the sport. It's a very

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Speaker 1: hard part to get. It's just like, if you're good,

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Speaker 1: that's true. It is true, it is true. If you rip,

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Speaker 1: everyone goes all right. Well, that's the hard part because

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Speaker 1: if you're just mediocre, where are you're supposed to we're

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Speaker 1: supposed to learn hut. It's like when Chappelle shows up

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Speaker 1: got to really want it. You gotta really love those waves.

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Speaker 1: Is the East Bay area a big pickle ball? Is

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Speaker 1: it's like kind of moving around. I'm just looking at

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Speaker 1: the tournaments. There's a lot in southern California and Newport

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Speaker 1: Beach and you know down there he's coming back. Oh dang, welcome.

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Speaker 1: I'll be welcome back. You can stay at the house, brother, exactly.

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Speaker 1: I can come down on on professional athlete business now,

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Speaker 1: which is kind of okay, let's be tight. I like

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Speaker 1: that it's not professional if you're not getting paid. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: athlete business is that what it is? But can you

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Speaker 1: be sponsored. Yeah, you could be a sponsored athlete, then

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Speaker 1: you're professional. Y Yeah, alright, cool, cool man. I look

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Speaker 1: that nice I'm I'm excited for you what like random sport?

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Speaker 1: Do you guys think you could you have the skill

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Speaker 1: set enough now that if you put in five years

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Speaker 1: of like really dedicating yourself to getting great, do you

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Speaker 1: think you could go pro um Texas hole the poker

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Speaker 1: you're saying poker? You really think cards? Are you? Are

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Speaker 1: you really that good at cards? I think if I

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Speaker 1: put in like five years of work, I just picture stay.

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Speaker 1: I also like to live dangerously. Your tels are so big.

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Speaker 1: also like you have to be able to like you're

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Speaker 1: pretty conservative, like you're not. Yeah, yeah, I don't put

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Speaker 1: it all on pretty risk it verse. Okay, I don't

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Speaker 1: lean into that. That's how you bluff. My dad is

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Speaker 1: the worst. My dad is the worst card player, and

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Speaker 1: he thinks he's good. And it sucks. You want people

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Speaker 1: like that at the table. I know, I know we

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Speaker 1: But but it was very fun. I remember you being

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Speaker 1: good animated guy. Dude, you would have just play in

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Speaker 1: like a mask from uh. I don't know any movie

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Speaker 1: with a mask from. Next time we get together, let's

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Speaker 1: you know. I love playing cards. I would love to

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Speaker 1: play cards with you boys. I didn't know that about you.

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Speaker 1: I remember you being good, Blake. I read number that

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Speaker 1: do it. I'm an okay card player. Let's do it.

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Speaker 1: Let's get together. Let's let's put some real money on

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Speaker 1: the table. Play that is fun. I'm not that good

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Speaker 1: at poker. Hey, if we're gonna play Norwegian poker, count

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Speaker 1: me in that. It's something my grandma taught me that's

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Speaker 1: probably not even really Norwegian pokes called it. And it's

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Speaker 1: like you have four cards in a square like face down.

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Speaker 1: You can look at the bottom too once and then

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Speaker 1: you can't look at the top two, so you have

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Speaker 1: to have a memory. It's a memory game. And then

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Speaker 1: and then you draw cards and you basically try and

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Speaker 1: get the lowest. You go through the deck and you

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Speaker 1: get the lowest number. It's not really cards. It's like

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Speaker 1: for absolute tiny children. Sure that's cool, let's play that.

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Speaker 1: Let's play that, dude, Dude. I feel like it could

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Speaker 1: be the next pickle ball. Dude. I'd be really good

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Speaker 1: at war. I'm really good at war, and it's kind

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Speaker 1: of like warrior for go fish. I think mine would

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Speaker 1: be foosball. I think, oh, that's a great because I'm

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Speaker 1: that you go downstairs and it's just like fifty foosball

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Speaker 1: my buddy Zach Leonardo, we were down there and we're playing,

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Speaker 1: and he's pretty good too, and uh and we like

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Speaker 1: business idea that someone was like, people love cross fit

421
00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:53,560
Speaker 1: and ship now let's just put it in mud and

422
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:57,679
Speaker 1: give them it's like an adult bobstacle course perfect and

423
00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:00,760
Speaker 1: then make them pay us because and then they're all

424
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:02,919
Speaker 1: going to post it on their Instagrams and bullshit and

425
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,040
Speaker 1: being like look what I did. And then you just

426
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,360
Speaker 1: you took a hundred dollars from them to let them

427
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:11,160
Speaker 1: run through mud have a bar with beer there afterwards. Yeah,

428
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:12,720
Speaker 1: that was like that What was that one where you

429
00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:15,200
Speaker 1: would run a whole fucking marathon then they just throw

430
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:17,160
Speaker 1: like color paint on you at the end, and then

431
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:18,919
Speaker 1: so you get your picture and you're all in like

432
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:22,200
Speaker 1: rainbow paints and everything. It's like like the color Run

433
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:26,360
Speaker 1: anything that's instagrammrble is Yeah, yeah, where they're like, hey,

434
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,640
Speaker 1: take a picture of yourself with mud all over your

435
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:32,280
Speaker 1: face and let everyone know you're a weekend warrior. Yea.

436
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:36,080
Speaker 1: Do we kind of start around where it's like it's

437
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:40,240
Speaker 1: like difficult Sam pretty easy mudder? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, that's

438
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:44,400
Speaker 1: like a mud walk, yeah, mud mud walk, puddle jumpers. Yeah,

439
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:46,399
Speaker 1: I like a mud walk. I'll do the mudwalk like it,

440
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:48,320
Speaker 1: but it gets help. You have to wear special boots

441
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:50,560
Speaker 1: and then it's like the mud gets stuck to your

442
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:54,680
Speaker 1: fucking shoes and heavier. We had a mudwalk at summer camp.

443
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:57,720
Speaker 1: You did. You guys have never been on a mud walk.

444
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:01,119
Speaker 1: We've never been on a mud walk. You have. You

445
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:05,479
Speaker 1: go to like a legit like muddy swampy area and

446
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:07,919
Speaker 1: you just like a legit one. Yeah, it's like a

447
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:11,200
Speaker 1: legit like real mud. Like we're talking real mud here,

448
00:24:11,359 --> 00:24:15,000
Speaker 1: like literally up to your up to your waist what

449
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:19,879
Speaker 1: your waist and you're like trudging and crawling through. So

450
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:23,359
Speaker 1: you would walk through a literal swamp as a child.

451
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:25,240
Speaker 1: This was a thing at my summer camp where you

452
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:27,960
Speaker 1: would go on a mud walk right through. This is

453
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,600
Speaker 1: in Michigan. So it's like it's not a swamp as

454
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:34,320
Speaker 1: much as it is just sucking dank, muddy like woods. Right,

455
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:36,879
Speaker 1: But there's like all kinds of snakes and ship in there, right,

456
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,520
Speaker 1: I mean maybe, but not really. It's not. You're wearing

457
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,359
Speaker 1: waiters no, no, no, you're That's the whole point. Is

458
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:44,520
Speaker 1: you just naked, jack your shoes up, your pants off. No,

459
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:50,920
Speaker 1: you're not naked. Uh you say you naked? You jack off? Yeah. Wait,

460
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,480
Speaker 1: So your shoes are getting stuck in the mud, getting

461
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:57,200
Speaker 1: heavier and people loose shoes. You gotta lace up super tight, um,

462
00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:59,880
Speaker 1: and then you get fully muddy. And then you walk

463
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:02,680
Speaker 1: back because the little mud area was kind of off

464
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:05,120
Speaker 1: campus where the cabins are, and then you walk back

465
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:07,359
Speaker 1: as a cabin you're all muddy. Everybody sees you and

466
00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:10,920
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, ship looking crazy. You like going hug

467
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:15,360
Speaker 1: counselors and all that literal shit. Yeah yeah, and so

468
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,920
Speaker 1: like what is it? Like the more muddy you are,

469
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:19,719
Speaker 1: the more you think like girls are gonna like you

470
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:22,880
Speaker 1: and like he's crazy, Like oh my god. So you're

471
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,920
Speaker 1: like rubbing mudd in your hair and you're like, hey,

472
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:28,080
Speaker 1: what's up Becca or whatever. There's always the one guy

473
00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 1: who's who eats it in front of the girls to

474
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:34,320
Speaker 1: be like I'm crazy and they're like yeah. And then

475
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:36,840
Speaker 1: you go to the beach part of like the lake

476
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:39,199
Speaker 1: right there, and you all get it in your clothes

477
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:42,320
Speaker 1: and like the mud comes off from commercial was this

478
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:45,600
Speaker 1: like this A lot of a lot of your booms

479
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:49,680
Speaker 1: are huge. Yeah, this is great, And that's a mudlock

480
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:52,119
Speaker 1: and that's when you get new that is funny. Like

481
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:55,639
Speaker 1: as a kid, as a little boy, like how many

482
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:58,280
Speaker 1: things that you would do that You're like, chicks are

483
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:02,320
Speaker 1: loving this, Oh my god, they're loving for example, oh

484
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,720
Speaker 1: like like we used to ride bikes and then just

485
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:10,520
Speaker 1: like just like ride down some stairs in front of

486
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:13,760
Speaker 1: girls and like the ship about me, like riding my

487
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:18,920
Speaker 1: bike downstairs because you're jackhammering. But just in your like

488
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:22,120
Speaker 1: little little boy brain, you're like, oh, they're gonna love this,

489
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:25,480
Speaker 1: Reagan Brittany, check this ship out. Meanwhile, it's just me

490
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:30,440
Speaker 1: going down six hands You like that? You like that?

491
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:34,119
Speaker 1: That's pretty crazy, right, not really just skidding out in

492
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:37,679
Speaker 1: front of him totally, what's up? Do you almost hit me?

493
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:43,680
Speaker 1: Hit me? I sat on my balls. I kind of

494
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:47,359
Speaker 1: remember just doing like big jumps down hills to impress girls.

495
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,439
Speaker 1: Like at the top of the hill, you just like running,

496
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:53,639
Speaker 1: like in your shoes or on a bike, like just jumping,

497
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 1: like running and like jumping and you're getting air because

498
00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:00,000
Speaker 1: it's like you're going down and then you'd roll a little,

499
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 1: doesn't get back up and be like yeah, And in

500
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:05,480
Speaker 1: your head you're like that was insane. It looked like

501
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:08,440
Speaker 1: an explosion was going off behind me. Yeah, and you're

502
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:10,280
Speaker 1: like they had to love that. And you're looking over

503
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,879
Speaker 1: out and then you go get the hair spray and

504
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 1: put it all over your hand and light it on

505
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,520
Speaker 1: fire and be like, look at me, look at me.

506
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 1: So you're the guy who ate the mud for sure. No,

507
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:20,600
Speaker 1: I didn't eat the mud, but I put myself on fire.

508
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:24,360
Speaker 1: I'm not eating mud, Kyle. Did you have soaps? Did

509
00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:27,679
Speaker 1: you have soaps? Weren't they called soaps? Dude? Soap shoes?

510
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:33,359
Speaker 1: Remember freestyle walking? Remember how fucking hardore freestyle walking? Of course?

511
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:36,960
Speaker 1: Do we remember it? Of course we remember. We remember

512
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:39,879
Speaker 1: soaps were like they had a grind plate on the

513
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 1: arch of your foot right right, and it's like blading

514
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,399
Speaker 1: because that's where you would do like the grind in

515
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,640
Speaker 1: the middle of the two wheels, like roller blading without

516
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:52,600
Speaker 1: the rollers wheels or anything cool aggressive inline skating. Now,

517
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:56,000
Speaker 1: did you guys see freestyle walking for the first time

518
00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 1: in person or on My Thing or on the MTV

519
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:02,120
Speaker 1: special where the guy was a freestyle walker. No, we

520
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:05,760
Speaker 1: were already doing freestyle walking by the time that came out. Yeah,

521
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,720
Speaker 1: we were ahead of the curve. Well, my brother was

522
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:10,320
Speaker 1: an aggressive inline skater, so he like had all the

523
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:14,000
Speaker 1: grind plates and everything, and and he had heelyes and

524
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 1: he had not hels. These are not hels. These are soaps.

525
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 1: And this is just people who hung out with rollerbladers

526
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 1: that didn't rollerblade, right, No, which so the rollerbladers could

527
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:26,480
Speaker 1: do it at school during lunch and ship so you

528
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:30,399
Speaker 1: can get rails where rollerblades are not allowed. This is

529
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 1: why rollerblading died out, by the way, because they were like,

530
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 1: we could do this at school and everyone sees them

531
00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:42,480
Speaker 1: do what this is and go just wait till after school. Okay,

532
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:45,720
Speaker 1: hold on waiting, just pause, pause. Have you seen people

533
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:48,680
Speaker 1: hit rails? Have you seen people hit rails on these soaps?

534
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:51,520
Speaker 1: It's pretty there's a guy who does it. By the way,

535
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:54,239
Speaker 1: blading is back in a big way. I'll say that

536
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:57,840
Speaker 1: blading is back. I live on the beach. Blades are

537
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:01,120
Speaker 1: back in a real different then aggressive. I bought mine

538
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 1: during the pandemic four ships. It's different than aggressive skating.

539
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:07,200
Speaker 1: Aggressive skating is the grinds and the conkers. Hey, I'm

540
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 1: with you. I had some grind places. Did I ever grind? No?

541
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:13,920
Speaker 1: The first time I did it, I almost uh re

542
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 1: snapped all the bones in my legs, so I immediately

543
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 1: stopped doing that. What happened at almost at a resnap. Yeah,

544
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,080
Speaker 1: I fell hard when I put on my brothers skates,

545
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 1: thinking I could do it. It's not easy, and neither

546
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:28,360
Speaker 1: of the soaps. Okay, and neither of the soaps you

547
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 1: like cross your legs to do it right? You could

548
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 1: do that. You couched one of them. Yeah, that's one

549
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,680
Speaker 1: of the skills. That's not the way you do it. No,

550
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 1: you can do You can go like this. You just

551
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 1: go at this same We have to land at the

552
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:42,680
Speaker 1: exact same time or else you slip out. It's sick.

553
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 1: Check out some bids. It's sick to so. Austin Anderson,

554
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,160
Speaker 1: one of my grooms men. You guys all know him.

555
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:53,680
Speaker 1: He got soaps in high school. He never roller bladed

556
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,959
Speaker 1: in his life. And he was like, dude, I got soaps.

557
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 1: Check this out. And I once again thinking when five

558
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,320
Speaker 1: years I'm gonna be pro I once again think it

559
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:05,080
Speaker 1: was the type of thing of of him going like, oh,

560
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,520
Speaker 1: chicks are gonna love this. Wait till they get a

561
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:12,760
Speaker 1: load of me with these soaps. And he jumped up

562
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:15,920
Speaker 1: on this rail and slipped and I think he broke

563
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 1: his tailbone like he landed. It was like it was

564
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 1: like just like violently injured right away, Like I feel

565
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:26,680
Speaker 1: so many kids got hurt with those scot Damn shoots,

566
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:31,600
Speaker 1: Adam real quick. Um, is Austin doing any acting currently?

567
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,840
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know because my kids threw on

568
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:38,720
Speaker 1: a movie of the day called The Weenie Race International,

569
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:42,640
Speaker 1: and it's like a straight to streaming movie in the

570
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:44,920
Speaker 1: vein of like this costs no money, but in the

571
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:46,920
Speaker 1: credits it's at Austin Anderson. And we watched the first

572
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 1: twenty minutes and I didn't see him yet, but I

573
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:51,960
Speaker 1: was like, is Austin in this movie? No, I don't.

574
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 1: I don't believe a common name, so I think, yeah,

575
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 1: I think that's just a pretty common name. I was

576
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:00,640
Speaker 1: gonna be hyped. He was in the episode of the

577
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 1: Strike season one of work Caholics. I think there's a

578
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:08,960
Speaker 1: little kid named Austin Anderson. I remember talking with Austin

579
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,600
Speaker 1: about this, like it was he was bummed about it.

580
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 1: Oh he was. He was like a young pop star,

581
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 1: and so when you look up Austin Anderson, it was

582
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:20,560
Speaker 1: like this kid singing at like universal like the Yodel Kid,

583
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 1: So it must have been one of the kids in

584
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:26,120
Speaker 1: this movie. And because it's literally like just kids talking

585
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 1: and telling bad jokes, and then every like seven minutes

586
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,760
Speaker 1: there's docksins racing and I was like, give me five

587
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:35,160
Speaker 1: years and I can race a docks in. Absolutely. Oh.

588
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:37,760
Speaker 1: I do think. I do think that this Austin Anderson

589
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 1: that I'm looking up is the Austin Anderson from back

590
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:43,000
Speaker 1: in the day that was trying to Now he's twenty

591
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:46,160
Speaker 1: seven years old. He's not a child in does he

592
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 1: have like eyes that are far apart in like a

593
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 1: swoop hair? Yes, it loves this guy, big big, big, big, big,

594
00:31:54,560 --> 00:32:00,960
Speaker 1: big fan manager I'm describing him. He was managed like

595
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:04,720
Speaker 1: really sexy, blue eyes, kind of wide said, kind of

596
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 1: really cool and you've got to check out his new show.

597
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 1: We need Roasting Awards, we need his cool swoopy hair.

598
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:16,480
Speaker 1: Swoopy hair is backe w r I a swoop like

599
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:20,240
Speaker 1: the biber cut. But it's the forward before like it

600
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 1: all comes forward what they do the all the TikTok

601
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:28,320
Speaker 1: kids where they go like this ship and they just

602
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 1: like snapped their fingers and like just put their elbows out.

603
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:33,360
Speaker 1: I feel like K pop stars kind of rock that

604
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:36,120
Speaker 1: look too, So it might be it might be all

605
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 1: forward hair and that it goes out. I feel like

606
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:42,480
Speaker 1: I could pull that. Those guys are so sexy Jimmy Neutron,

607
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:45,240
Speaker 1: I feel like DERs and I could both really pull

608
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:49,320
Speaker 1: that look off, the forward shut up bit right about now.

609
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:51,680
Speaker 1: I mean, I got a haircut. This is like straight

610
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 1: out of the pool. I haven't showered in four days.

611
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:56,800
Speaker 1: The fact that we're not sexy TikTok stars, we're fucking

612
00:32:56,840 --> 00:33:00,400
Speaker 1: blowing it, blowing it. I'm kind of foe hawking. You

613
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 1: look good? Is this cool? Yeah? You guys looking hot

614
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 1: as hell. Just just kind of has a devil lock.

615
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:09,080
Speaker 1: He's kind of going misfits that you gotta lick your

616
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 1: lips too, like you're ready to fucking devour something. Yeah,

617
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 1: a lot of lick lipping man, lip licking hardcore rapper.

618
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:20,800
Speaker 1: But he's know what I'm saying. No, I don't know

619
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 1: what you're saying. Okay, five years you want to know

620
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 1: what I'm going pro at fingerboarding? Where is this going?

621
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:41,400
Speaker 1: It's fingerboarding? Maybe tech decks get me sponsored. I bet

622
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:43,800
Speaker 1: I could get paid five years from now. Do they

623
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:45,880
Speaker 1: still have tournaments. You can get paid by tech dex

624
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:49,000
Speaker 1: right now, Blake you just the fact that you just

625
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 1: mentioned tech decks you made, they're sending they're sending you

626
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 1: a That's why I mean, I just made five dollars

627
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:58,720
Speaker 1: and got ten tech decks sent to my house off

628
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 1: just mentioning it. By the way, the fact that you

629
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,800
Speaker 1: think you could get there, you show no respect for

630
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:06,240
Speaker 1: these people who are so good at flipping at flipping

631
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 1: little skateboards with their fingers. No, it's actually really hard.

632
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:12,319
Speaker 1: Tech teching is super hard. It's hard. It's really hard

633
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:15,440
Speaker 1: saying by the way that the level of respect Durst

634
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:18,520
Speaker 1: thinks that we need to give to tech deck prose.

635
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:23,279
Speaker 1: As a pickleballer, I love. I've been there. I've been

636
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:29,920
Speaker 1: to five years as someone who like I devoted I

637
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,960
Speaker 1: devoted my young life to swimming and got to a

638
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:35,560
Speaker 1: certain level. It doesn't need to be a sport that

639
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:40,440
Speaker 1: requires so much more. I'm not I'm talking about something.

640
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 1: I'm talking about something I dedicated myself. I got to

641
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:47,200
Speaker 1: a certain level after however many fucking hours, um like

642
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:51,160
Speaker 1: whatever kind of specific physical things that gave me any

643
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:54,440
Speaker 1: kind of advantage or whatever. There were still people that

644
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 1: were so much more elite than me and I and

645
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:00,600
Speaker 1: I took fifteen or whatever twenty But you could go

646
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:04,359
Speaker 1: pro in beer chugging or but this is your now

647
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,880
Speaker 1: you're talking about. So my kid just got the Guinness

648
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:10,440
Speaker 1: Book of World Records, and it was really cool. It

649
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 1: was like longest hair, longest fingernails, fattest twins. Now it's

650
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:19,839
Speaker 1: like the biggest, fattest cock, most gaping, the longest now

651
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:24,359
Speaker 1: it's like longest underwater juggling, fucking whatever is. And you're like,

652
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:27,359
Speaker 1: that's not a thing to specific And so what you're

653
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:30,320
Speaker 1: talking about is, yeah, I could be the world's best

654
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:36,920
Speaker 1: be on one legg key dropped the other hander do this.

655
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:39,239
Speaker 1: I could do this for years. Well, you have to

656
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:41,080
Speaker 1: be able to go pro. There has to be like

657
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:43,680
Speaker 1: you get to a certain point and you get paid

658
00:35:43,719 --> 00:35:48,880
Speaker 1: for a Mercedes. Get at me tech deck presenting the

659
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:52,960
Speaker 1: new electric Mercedes and theer's home key dropping. We'll say,

660
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 1: no more is it. He's the best key dropper of

661
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:57,480
Speaker 1: the world from one hand to the other hander. You

662
00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:00,080
Speaker 1: wanted to do it, Okay, I'm here, I'll do it.

663
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:06,000
Speaker 1: What if I picked up archery? Do you think if

664
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 1: the first time I picked up a bow and arrow.

665
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:10,640
Speaker 1: Gina Davis. You know, Gina Davis was in the Olympics

666
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:13,600
Speaker 1: for total got what a bab and I got a

667
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:16,800
Speaker 1: bow and arrow over pandemic. You got a bow bower

668
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 1: over what got a commercial? And you are Kyle, You

669
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:26,279
Speaker 1: were like a natural. So I'm like, if this dude

670
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:28,720
Speaker 1: worked on it every day for the next five years,

671
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:31,640
Speaker 1: maybe Kyle like he was born to be an archer.

672
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 1: I think I could for skeet shooting, I think I

673
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:39,239
Speaker 1: could go pro skeet shooting, go pro being in five years.

674
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:41,839
Speaker 1: I'm I'm a very good naturally, I'm a very good sholt.

675
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:43,600
Speaker 1: I just don't go enough. I think if I did

676
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:46,120
Speaker 1: it every day, I could be very good. That's cool.

677
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:51,080
Speaker 1: That's a good one. Professional level, professional level, not the best. Okay,

678
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 1: So here's I guess here's the thing. What do you

679
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:55,360
Speaker 1: think you couldn't do if you have five years and

680
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:58,279
Speaker 1: every day I keep hearing these things, I'm like, I

681
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:01,799
Speaker 1: could do this anything else, letting, anything athletic. Like I

682
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:05,239
Speaker 1: don't think like I'm too old at this point, like

683
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:08,400
Speaker 1: my body won't get to the level, like I won't

684
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 1: be a professional basketball player or whatever. But like shuffleboard,

685
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:14,399
Speaker 1: you could do darts, you could do foosball, you could

686
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:18,160
Speaker 1: do pool. No, I suck. I'm not naturally good at darts,

687
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 1: so no, I don't think I would be Okay, what

688
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:24,360
Speaker 1: about pool? I'm not that good at pool, so no,

689
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 1: But foodsball. I have a base that I know that

690
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:30,719
Speaker 1: I'm starting off already far enough ahead that I think

691
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:33,279
Speaker 1: in five years, if I really dedicated myself, I could.

692
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 1: Didn't some homies do this with curling, where they were like,

693
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 1: we want to the Olympics. What sport do we think

694
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:40,200
Speaker 1: we have the best chance in And they started doing

695
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 1: curling and they actually made it to the Olympics, made

696
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:45,360
Speaker 1: it or like or went to trials or whatever. I

697
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 1: think that was Bob sliding. I think it was Jamaica running. No,

698
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 1: you're right, because curling is probably a pretty like that's

699
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 1: the most easy access, I would say. And the fact

700
00:37:56,920 --> 00:38:00,400
Speaker 1: that especially if you're from a country like Canada, well, no,

701
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 1: that's very hard. Mexico. I got Jamaica, you know, Jamaica

702
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 1: or something, but dumb as if you're from like Republic

703
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:15,840
Speaker 1: of Congo where they're like no one's doing it. You're Jamaican,

704
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,799
Speaker 1: you know. I don't know, somewhere where it's easy, like

705
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:23,759
Speaker 1: the coldest country in North America. How long do you

706
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:26,320
Speaker 1: have to live in a country before you can compete

707
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 1: for them in the Olympics. You just have to be

708
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,320
Speaker 1: a citizen. I believe you have to be a citizen.

709
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:32,800
Speaker 1: How long does it take to be a citizen? Depends

710
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:35,319
Speaker 1: on the country right for you or for me, for me,

711
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 1: for my long haired ass, for me, Yeah, I don't know,

712
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 1: because I'm like, could you game the system where you're

713
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 1: like pick sports and countries that aren't represented and like

714
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:50,319
Speaker 1: be in the Olympics ten times throughout your life. Yes,

715
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 1: that's not what it's about. But this is what people do.

716
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:55,080
Speaker 1: This is what so I know a hand. I swam

717
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:58,680
Speaker 1: with a guy Wisconsin whose parents are from Poland, so

718
00:38:58,719 --> 00:39:00,839
Speaker 1: he swam for Poland even though he was born here.

719
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:04,359
Speaker 1: He's got a camel citizenship. So he was like, he's very,

720
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 1: very very fast. I think he finals at the Olympics,

721
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:09,800
Speaker 1: but like he probably wasn't going to make the team

722
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 1: if he went to the United States trials, so he

723
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:15,720
Speaker 1: like forfeited that and then went to the Polish trials

724
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:18,120
Speaker 1: and was their fastest guy. I went to I noticed

725
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:20,239
Speaker 1: A lot of basketball players do that too. A lot

726
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 1: of people like they're in the NBA. They're good, but

727
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:26,000
Speaker 1: they're not going to make the NBA Dream Team, the

728
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:29,319
Speaker 1: USA team. But has anybody like who has been on

729
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:32,920
Speaker 1: the maximum amount of country teams for the Olympics, Like,

730
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 1: has anybody done three countries representing or four? I'm sure

731
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:40,360
Speaker 1: I need to know who's got the Guinness World record

732
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 1: for that? Yeah, that sounds like it belongs in the

733
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:44,400
Speaker 1: new book. There we go. And by the way, he

734
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:48,000
Speaker 1: loved the Guinness Book of World Record. I was trying

735
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:50,360
Speaker 1: so hard as a kid to get the pogo stick record.

736
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:53,160
Speaker 1: That's what I wanted to get. Your brother told us.

737
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,279
Speaker 1: Have we talked about this on the pod already? Now?

738
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:58,400
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know if Adam's wedding we were

739
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:01,000
Speaker 1: talking about something. Your brother is the All Star. By

740
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 1: the way, did you not hear about it? Kyle? You

741
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:08,759
Speaker 1: heard about this? Right? Your brother comes up and he goes,

742
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:11,279
Speaker 1: we're talking about something. He goes, I mean ship my brother.

743
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:12,760
Speaker 1: I always looked up to him. He had the world

744
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:16,479
Speaker 1: record for pogo had it? And I go what, Yeah,

745
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:19,840
Speaker 1: he said, you had it? And I go what. When

746
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 1: he goes, when we were kids. And I go how old?

747
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 1: And he was like he was like twelve and I

748
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:27,960
Speaker 1: was like nine or eight or whatever, and and I go,

749
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:32,800
Speaker 1: Kyle had the world record for pogo sticking at twelve.

750
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 1: He goes, I go, no, he didn't. And he goes, yeah, no,

751
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 1: he like he like slept leaning up against the wall.

752
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 1: The whole thing was that you just couldn't get off

753
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:43,560
Speaker 1: the stick. And I go, Adam knew a check, baby,

754
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:47,200
Speaker 1: Not your brother lied to you when you were super

755
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:50,439
Speaker 1: young and impressionable and you've thought this your whole life.

756
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:53,439
Speaker 1: And he goes, no, it's impossible. I go, think about it.

757
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:57,040
Speaker 1: He slept leaning up against a wall on a pogo

758
00:40:57,080 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 1: stick and his face fell off? What was from the right? Yeah,

759
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:08,239
Speaker 1: I think I don't know something. But he's a storyteller, man,

760
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 1: There's been plenty of he's a story believer. You're there's

761
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:14,640
Speaker 1: plenty no, but he also does a lot of like

762
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:19,280
Speaker 1: filling in blanks to make it awesome in his big fishes.

763
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:22,799
Speaker 1: He big fishes. Yeah, it's big fish, big fishes. Like

764
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:25,440
Speaker 1: what that was like our family movie? Like when that

765
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:27,279
Speaker 1: movie came out, we all looked at each other and

766
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:30,960
Speaker 1: we're like that movie fucking rocks because it's all about

767
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,080
Speaker 1: tall tale. I love Big Fish too. I saw it

768
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 1: twice in the theater. Dude, that movie, Yeah, that movie kicked.

769
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 1: But dude, that's one of my favorite movies of all time.

770
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:45,600
Speaker 1: I didn't recall like it's a fantastic it rules. And

771
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:47,680
Speaker 1: also it didn't come out when we were kids. We

772
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:52,920
Speaker 1: were adults. Utterly forgettable, absolutely memorable and just like you know, touching,

773
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 1: there was a big fish. I believe there was a

774
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 1: big fish at the end. There was a truth to it,

775
00:41:57,719 --> 00:41:59,839
Speaker 1: and there was truth to all the characters as well,

776
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:03,359
Speaker 1: but the in the fabric in between all of that

777
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:08,320
Speaker 1: was was made up, you know, embellished if you were, however,

778
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 1: you need to explain it. So we think he made

779
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,839
Speaker 1: this story about you being this pego. I think he

780
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:16,960
Speaker 1: knows that I wanted it when I was eight years

781
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,000
Speaker 1: old and we were in Korea. Or do we think

782
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 1: that you might have told him this story when you

783
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,919
Speaker 1: were really young and he and he put that little

784
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 1: colonel back here and we're only two years apart. That's

785
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:29,280
Speaker 1: not that's not happening. Then he's an idiot and found

786
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:31,400
Speaker 1: out how dumb he was. He just plays he just

787
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:34,600
Speaker 1: plays in reality. What's he's just No, dude, his heart

788
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:37,840
Speaker 1: broke when I was like, think about that, No it didn't.

789
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:42,400
Speaker 1: He was drunk. He was acting, bro. Trust I guarantee

790
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:47,440
Speaker 1: this he played you in that moment. Guarantee was the

791
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:58,359
Speaker 1: one that got. It's the biggest revealed shit. You got

792
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 1: new and checked, bro, And that's why you don't like

793
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 1: the movie. Motherfucker. He'll take it all. It's the newest

794
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:12,000
Speaker 1: punk in this in this universe. You guys are creating.

795
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:15,719
Speaker 1: My family, My family always says, now, like, don't ruin

796
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,520
Speaker 1: a good story with the truth. That's like what their

797
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:25,640
Speaker 1: ship is. Yeah, I know, I know, I know it's

798
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:28,240
Speaker 1: not a great place to live, but that is something

799
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:31,719
Speaker 1: that is a it's going around the family. Your family says,

800
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:36,560
Speaker 1: this happens. Your family says this. Who at what point?

801
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:39,560
Speaker 1: Like when my mom says that, when? When is she saying,

802
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,440
Speaker 1: like when was that We were like laying in bed

803
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:42,880
Speaker 1: and she was reading your stories and she was like,

804
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 1: you know, speaking of stories. Whenever you're telling a good

805
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:48,400
Speaker 1: story and you kind of embellish a little bit and

806
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:51,640
Speaker 1: then calls the other person out, then you're like, hey man,

807
00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:54,239
Speaker 1: let me tell my fucking story. That's basically what it is.

808
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:56,040
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, Like, there's no reason for

809
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:58,279
Speaker 1: you to cut in front. This is a ride. Hey,

810
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:00,640
Speaker 1: and Kyle, I agree with that. I I love that

811
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:03,000
Speaker 1: about your family. I think that's fine. I'm creating a

812
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 1: ride for the people who are listening right now. That's fun. Yeah,

813
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 1: But when I hear your story, I go, that's a lie.

814
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:10,359
Speaker 1: Like when I when I hear Adam tell a story

815
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,520
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I was there, it wasn't that crazy.

816
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:15,520
Speaker 1: But guess guess what story you just told? And then

817
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:18,880
Speaker 1: like you know, it keeps going. It's cool, Yeah, it

818
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:21,479
Speaker 1: does keep going. Like um, like how when you're sitting

819
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 1: watching Big Fish and you're like, is this over? And no,

820
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:27,839
Speaker 1: just it keeps going. Shut up, bitch, that's weird. Why

821
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 1: don't you like that movie That's a trip and a half.

822
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 1: I got to watch it again. I thought it was

823
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:35,239
Speaker 1: I thought it was stupid. Yeah, it was not bad.

824
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 1: I get all of those adjectives, but I thought it

825
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:41,760
Speaker 1: was like I didn't like the tone. It happened to you,

826
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 1: what what is it? No? What is it? I didn't

827
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:45,880
Speaker 1: like the tone at all. The tone of magic, like

828
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:49,000
Speaker 1: fairy tale. They're like I'm a guy going from town

829
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:57,040
Speaker 1: to town. No, you're taller. I remember a tall guy.

830
00:44:56,160 --> 00:45:04,880
Speaker 1: It's you and McGregor, You and McGregor, Albert Finney. So

831
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:10,640
Speaker 1: do you know Tim? That's good fun with Tim Burton. Hard.

832
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 1: That is one of the worst Tim Burton movies. For sure.

833
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:16,120
Speaker 1: It's a departure. But what you like big Eyes better

834
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:19,000
Speaker 1: than that? I'm sorry, I think like big Eyes better

835
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:21,399
Speaker 1: than that one that I don't even I don't even

836
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 1: know it's another. It's another Burton departure. Man, you're lumping,

837
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:29,800
Speaker 1: You're lumping big fish with big Eyes. We're talking departures. No,

838
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:32,720
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it's a departure from his regular tone

839
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:34,719
Speaker 1: like this was. I don't think it was that big

840
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 1: of a departure. It seems like he's goth and it

841
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:42,360
Speaker 1: was normally. He's very much more Macaw Brother than that. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

842
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:46,719
Speaker 1: he's he's a macabre storyteller. I get what he's saying. Yeah,

843
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 1: when somebody does something bad, just calling it a departure

844
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 1: is kind of a cool way to put Yeah, it's

845
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:57,480
Speaker 1: fully excuse. That's not what I'm saying, though, That's not

846
00:45:57,520 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 1: what I'm I know you're saying Tim Barton has a

847
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 1: very tone and look. But it is cool to say

848
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:10,920
Speaker 1: departure as like part Barton, who said Tim Barton Blake.

849
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:15,439
Speaker 1: But the fact that I'm always the one to say

850
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:18,440
Speaker 1: words wrong, the fact that Blake just said it's so

851
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:22,320
Speaker 1: pumped Tim Barton. I love look, I love Tim Burton,

852
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:25,040
Speaker 1: and I was so pumped to go into that movie.

853
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:29,400
Speaker 1: And then when it took its departure to bad movie land,

854
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:33,840
Speaker 1: I was like, you're out of your mind now arriving

855
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 1: bad movie now, arriving felt by the departure. Yes, that's

856
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:41,600
Speaker 1: what you felt. You felt betrayed, because it's not a

857
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:44,800
Speaker 1: bad movie. Ever. Scissor Hans is my top ten. Probably

858
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 1: love that movie, fantastic. So you felt betrayed. You like

859
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:52,799
Speaker 1: a certain flavor Peebe's Big Adventure, both of his Batman's. Yeah,

860
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:55,399
Speaker 1: I like a certain flavor. Don't change the flavor. Don't

861
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:57,960
Speaker 1: change your Burton flavor. You want you want, you want

862
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:02,160
Speaker 1: that to stick, You want that black liqu or, marshmallow, cucumber,

863
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:07,480
Speaker 1: that sugar watermelon marshmallow, baby cotton candy marshmallow. Yeah, I mean,

864
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 1: I would argue that like beetle juice is amazing, That

865
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:14,560
Speaker 1: beat is one of the greatest movies ever. Awesome concept

866
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:21,799
Speaker 1: Famber Christmas, Nightmare for Christmas Batman one and two. Yes,

867
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:24,839
Speaker 1: Nightmare does not resonate with me. And I think we've

868
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:27,080
Speaker 1: talked about this. It's kind of boring. We we did

869
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:30,200
Speaker 1: in Christmas a little bit. People love it and to me,

870
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:32,279
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's it's fine. And then you were like,

871
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 1: it's the dude from the thing and nobody cares. Danny

872
00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 1: Elfman genius genius. No, that's cool, that's Danny Elfman. They

873
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:42,800
Speaker 1: fought for that, you know. Yeah, he fought for that, huge,

874
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:47,200
Speaker 1: huge win genius stuff he did. He did Elfman fought

875
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:49,080
Speaker 1: hard for that. If you guys want to listen to

876
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:53,240
Speaker 1: a short podcast is called song Exploder. Look up shirt,

877
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:56,600
Speaker 1: look Up Song Exploder with um the Nightmare Before Christmas

878
00:47:56,600 --> 00:48:00,200
Speaker 1: with Danny Elfman. It's it's it's a nice look he's

879
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:02,480
Speaker 1: talking to you guys listening because we're not going to

880
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:04,359
Speaker 1: do it. Yeah, because we're not going to do it.

881
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 1: If you're a Nightmare before Christmas fans. Song Explorers cool,

882
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:10,440
Speaker 1: it's solid. It's like fifteen minute episodes and if you

883
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 1: like the artist, it tells you how they made this song. Oh,

884
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:16,280
Speaker 1: my god, I already know how they did it. Goodbye.

885
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:27,680
Speaker 1: Any takebacks, giveaways, uh, flowers, dead ringers. I feel like

886
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:30,080
Speaker 1: there's stuff I want to take back. Oh you know

887
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:32,960
Speaker 1: what's this one from the ref hair today. That's what

888
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,680
Speaker 1: I'm looking like. I'm gonna take back the fact that

889
00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 1: I said I would be a good pro finger boarder

890
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:40,719
Speaker 1: in five years. You're right, that is way harder than

891
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 1: I thought. I don't think I would be very good.

892
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:44,360
Speaker 1: I don't think I have the patience for It's like

893
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:47,800
Speaker 1: a video game, kid. The best people are like fourteen

894
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:50,960
Speaker 1: to eighteen. Yeah, I don't have that, Stanima. I'd like

895
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:54,360
Speaker 1: to give my flowers to Durst, thank you. Not believing

896
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:58,600
Speaker 1: in himself at all to get at a pro level

897
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:01,839
Speaker 1: in anything in the world. Yeah, I think that has

898
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 1: some sticktuitiveness, and most people, I would say, people we

899
00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:08,399
Speaker 1: just kind of go with the flow and pick pick

900
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:10,919
Speaker 1: a thing that they think maybe they could get good enough.

901
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:16,320
Speaker 1: Flowers to you, my man. I'm not saying I couldn't

902
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:22,080
Speaker 1: get good at something better than most people, right, but

903
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 1: to be a prefect you're anything like the people out

904
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:29,360
Speaker 1: there that are amazing at something, they would be your fellow.

905
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:32,600
Speaker 1: So don't try, never try. And yeah, anything in the world.

906
00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:35,840
Speaker 1: I think we went over that. I can definitely drop

907
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:40,120
Speaker 1: in keys on them. Okay, you're gonna be with the

908
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:42,359
Speaker 1: quarters on your elbow like, well, that I can do.

909
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:46,520
Speaker 1: I can do that already, so much fun. But now,

910
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:48,839
Speaker 1: but now let's get into that. Because the guy who

911
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 1: has the world record of that sets like two dollars

912
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:54,920
Speaker 1: and change in pennies on his arm. So you stuck

913
00:49:55,000 --> 00:50:03,040
Speaker 1: quarters on your and then you this move and hey, genetically,

914
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:05,640
Speaker 1: you've gotta have some pause to catch that much change.

915
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:08,800
Speaker 1: I'm very good at this. Yeah, well you have wide elbows.

916
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 1: You gotta be able to stack all those coins without

917
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:12,719
Speaker 1: them falling over. You gotta the stand wina to keep

918
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:15,920
Speaker 1: your arm like this. This flexibility, oh god, so hard.

919
00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:19,719
Speaker 1: I'm very good, you guys. Just this podcast up. The

920
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:22,960
Speaker 1: fire alarms going off in my home. Kyle, you got

921
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:29,760
Speaker 1: any dead ringers? Reeves baby? Right? Another one? Yeah, the streets.

922
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:35,080
Speaker 1: There's another dead ringer though, right, I don't know. I

923
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:37,120
Speaker 1: don't like, by the way, as far as our track record,

924
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 1: I don't like saying Celebrits names and dead ringer in

925
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:45,400
Speaker 1: the same sentence. They die. So yeah, so you just

926
00:50:45,719 --> 00:50:49,759
Speaker 1: murdered Kiana Reeves basically keep naming people to die. Yeah,

927
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:52,400
Speaker 1: that's not gonna happen. Also, R I P to Jason

928
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:57,080
Speaker 1: Momoa and Lisa Bonet's relationship and that's on us right

929
00:50:57,200 --> 00:51:01,000
Speaker 1: sipping tea. We were like family man now right when

930
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:03,920
Speaker 1: we were talking about them. Juice in how we juiced

931
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 1: her up, And this was another episode of this imported.

932
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Speaker 1: It's important