1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:02,440 Speaker 1: Have you guys heard about how hotels are putting in 2 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:05,320 Speaker 1: this new thing called we fi? 3 00:00:05,519 --> 00:00:07,120 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but you. 4 00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:09,840 Speaker 1: Know about that? No, not wi fi. We Fi is 5 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:12,440 Speaker 1: the new censor that they're putting in shower drains to 6 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:15,480 Speaker 1: tell if the guests are going to the bathroom in there. 7 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:22,480 Speaker 1: You know, we fie. You haven't heard of it? 8 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:24,000 Speaker 2: You better not pee in the shower. 9 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:28,720 Speaker 1: Maybe maybe it's not a new thing yet, but we 10 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:32,520 Speaker 1: tell a frequent business traveler that it is real and 11 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:35,600 Speaker 1: we know what he's been doing in their topic in 12 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:44,600 Speaker 1: your phone tap right now? Hello, good morning? Am I 13 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:46,159 Speaker 1: speaking with mister Phil. 14 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:49,519 Speaker 2: This is him? Who's this? Hi? 15 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:52,920 Speaker 1: I'm calling from the Fremont Hotel. I'm the manager here, 16 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:59,400 Speaker 1: munch Nutley. Okay, you stayed with us last week, correct? 17 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:01,040 Speaker 2: Yeah? 18 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:04,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, And while we do appreciate your patronage, I need 19 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:06,759 Speaker 1: to let you know that you will not be allowed 20 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:09,679 Speaker 1: back in the hotel or any of our residences throughout 21 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:10,160 Speaker 1: the country. 22 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:11,679 Speaker 2: What. 23 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:13,600 Speaker 1: Oh, are you surprised by that? 24 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:18,520 Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, why I stay with you all the time. 25 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:21,360 Speaker 1: I know that we actually notice you're a gold member, 26 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:23,800 Speaker 1: so that will be taken away from you as well. 27 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:27,880 Speaker 2: No wait, wait, wait, wait, why I didn't do anything. 28 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:29,800 Speaker 2: I come in, I stay for a little bit, I leave. 29 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:32,319 Speaker 1: Okay, I think we know that's not one hundred percent true. 30 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:36,800 Speaker 2: It's here, that is true, guy, I do it for business. 31 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:39,520 Speaker 2: I come in, I come to different states, I stay 32 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:39,959 Speaker 2: for a bit. 33 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:42,080 Speaker 1: Okay. Just hearing the sound of your voice, it sounds 34 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:43,240 Speaker 1: like you're getting defensive. 35 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:46,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm frustrated because there's no reason why you should 36 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:46,720 Speaker 2: be doing this. 37 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:49,560 Speaker 1: Well, there is a reason, because you peede in our shower. 38 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:52,800 Speaker 1: Why sir, listen, we. 39 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:57,000 Speaker 2: Have proof proof that the shower. 40 00:01:57,320 --> 00:01:59,400 Speaker 1: For the last sixty days our hotel has actually been 41 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:02,440 Speaker 1: running our e Go Clean initiative program where all of 42 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:06,600 Speaker 1: our showers have been equipped with Wi Fi sensors. Wi 43 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:10,400 Speaker 1: Fi sensor certain not Wi Fi Wi Fi as in 44 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:12,240 Speaker 1: we tracking your pee? 45 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:14,360 Speaker 2: What are you talking about? 46 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:18,000 Speaker 1: Their discrete sensors placed into the drains that monitor for 47 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:23,960 Speaker 1: certain non sterile fluids. It tracks if any of the 48 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:27,040 Speaker 1: guests pee in the showers during their stay. Yours went 49 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:28,280 Speaker 1: off three separate times. 50 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:32,840 Speaker 2: I don't care what it did. It wasn't me. You show. Okay, 51 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:33,320 Speaker 2: that's fine. 52 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:35,360 Speaker 1: Let's take a look at your Wi Fi log. 53 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:37,280 Speaker 2: So are you kidding me? 54 00:02:37,639 --> 00:02:40,600 Speaker 1: So Saturday at seven forty two am, also at ten 55 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:44,320 Speaker 1: sixteen pm, and the next morning on Sunday another golden 56 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:46,800 Speaker 1: dusting showed up at eight forty seven am. 57 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:53,040 Speaker 2: Another golden dusting. Yes, no, this is this is absurd. 58 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:56,440 Speaker 1: It is absurd because this is not your house, is it. Mister? 59 00:02:57,600 --> 00:02:59,799 Speaker 2: Oh my god, how would you like it if I. 60 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:02,040 Speaker 1: Went to your place and I went and peed all 61 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:03,919 Speaker 1: over your shower three times tomorrow? 62 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:05,560 Speaker 2: I don't think I would know. 63 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,880 Speaker 1: Well, you would know because you'd have to let me in, 64 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:12,600 Speaker 1: Like we let you into our lovely room and you 65 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:13,520 Speaker 1: desecrated it. 66 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:15,960 Speaker 2: I wouldn't have followed you into the shower. 67 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:21,000 Speaker 1: Okay, sir, your argument is frankly nonsensical and completely irrelevant. 68 00:03:21,919 --> 00:03:26,119 Speaker 1: For now you are banned from all properties. And now, yes, 69 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:28,720 Speaker 1: if you do try to book with us again, anybody 70 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:31,520 Speaker 1: at guest services will know that you are yellow flagged. 71 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:36,080 Speaker 2: So yellow flag yellow. That's a low yellow flag. That 72 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:38,120 Speaker 2: is that a p joke? 73 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:42,120 Speaker 1: No, that's just the normal warning color we use. Sounds 74 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:44,120 Speaker 1: like maybe you're subconscious picked up. 75 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:48,320 Speaker 2: On it though, Oh my god, this country is going down. 76 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:51,160 Speaker 1: Well, it might have something to do with the things 77 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:53,440 Speaker 1: that people are doing in the bathroom. So if you 78 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:55,760 Speaker 1: have a problem, you probably need to look in the mirror. 79 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:59,160 Speaker 2: No, I'm not trying to book with you ever. Again, 80 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:02,280 Speaker 2: thank you very much much for your pillows and your 81 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:04,000 Speaker 2: dust might blanket. 82 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:06,560 Speaker 1: So now now you're just lashing out at me because 83 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:07,680 Speaker 1: you know that it's true, and. 84 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:11,320 Speaker 2: You, Hey, buddy, you've got an awful job. You know that. 85 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:14,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, dealing with trash like you, it is pretty awful. 86 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:18,440 Speaker 2: So wait, you're the manager, You're you're a manager, and 87 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:19,640 Speaker 2: you're talking to me like this. 88 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,640 Speaker 1: Well I'm just I'm talking to you the way that 89 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:22,599 Speaker 1: you're talking to me. 90 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:25,560 Speaker 2: So yeah, but I'm not the manager of a company. 91 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:28,320 Speaker 1: Well you know, I'm just trying to manage this conversation 92 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:30,720 Speaker 1: where you've desecrated our lovely bathrooms. 93 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:33,760 Speaker 2: Oh my god, I hope people come and piss all 94 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:39,000 Speaker 2: over your mattress. I hope everywhere in your hotel. 95 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,920 Speaker 1: I mean, considering your history, you probably already have. 96 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:45,400 Speaker 2: I hope I hope you your pants when you go 97 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:46,200 Speaker 2: to bed at night. 98 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:48,400 Speaker 1: I hope that you pee yourself when you find out 99 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:50,200 Speaker 1: that this is actually a prank call and you're on 100 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:51,440 Speaker 1: the radio right now, so. 101 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:55,359 Speaker 2: This no, No, I hope you get on a prank calling. 102 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:59,919 Speaker 1: You're like, I'm serious, seriously telling you that you're on 103 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:04,919 Speaker 1: the radio, serious on the on the Yeah, you're on 104 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:07,000 Speaker 1: a show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. My 105 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:09,240 Speaker 1: name is jeff I'm doing a phone tap on you. 106 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:09,520 Speaker 2: Dude. 107 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:11,240 Speaker 1: Your wife, Dixie set you up for it. 108 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:14,159 Speaker 2: Stupid wife. 109 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:18,080 Speaker 1: She told us that you do it sometimes at the 110 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:21,840 Speaker 1: shower at home. She suspected that you do it when 111 00:05:21,839 --> 00:05:23,200 Speaker 1: you're on the road traveling too. 112 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:26,840 Speaker 2: Oh my god, I do I pee in every shower 113 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:29,440 Speaker 2: I get a chance. You admit it, Yeah, I admit it. 114 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:31,560 Speaker 2: I think everybody's peeing in the shower. 115 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,120 Speaker 1: Well, we know for sure. My co host Brook is 116 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:35,840 Speaker 1: so at least you have a little. 117 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:39,359 Speaker 2: Company, whoever that is. She's a fine person. Get a 118 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:44,720 Speaker 2: ring wake up. Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings 119 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:48,080 Speaker 2: on the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.