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Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of My Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: this show where we talk about what's obviously most crucially

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Speaker 1: important today on This Is Important. He's got a Furburwerd

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Speaker 1: for sure. I got you the old spice. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: go with me. Pat, you can cozy up me and

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Speaker 1: my pamp Jeels. Let it lose. If the animal doesn't

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Speaker 1: feel like coming out, they have to let you know

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Speaker 1: that the animals not coming out. And that's what's up.

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Speaker 1: And here we go. For me, I'm team ring all

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Speaker 1: day long. We're talking about the cameras at the front

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Speaker 1: of the house to make sure people aren't shifting on

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Speaker 1: your doorstep for any weird stuff, home security cameras, the

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Speaker 1: cameras at the front of your house and the back

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Speaker 1: and all around and inside for some people. I know Isaac, Well,

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Speaker 1: I got robbed like a handful of years ago. That's

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Speaker 1: when I put mine up and my neighbor told me,

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Speaker 1: this is how shitty neighbors are in Laws Angeles, Like

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Speaker 1: they truly don't give a fuck. The guy my neighbor

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Speaker 1: was like, oh yeah, I told him I got robbed

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Speaker 1: and he was like, oh yeah, I saw someone digging

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Speaker 1: through your trash wearing scream masks. What two guys? And

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Speaker 1: I'm like, you didn't think to call the police, and

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Speaker 1: he goes, no, I just figured it was someone just

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Speaker 1: looking for cans or something. And I'm like, in a

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Speaker 1: screen mask, that's so terrifying, that's amazing. Yeah, they were

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Speaker 1: actually robbing your house in screen masks. Apparently that's kind

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Speaker 1: of baller until you're stabbed to death by the way

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Speaker 1: your neighbor robbed you and then told you there were

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Speaker 1: some people with scream masks going through your garbage, so

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Speaker 1: that you're totally thrown Yeah, oh yeah, because the first

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Speaker 1: thing you're thinking is, well, it's definitely not this asshole

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Speaker 1: who just saw them. It didn't tell me look at

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Speaker 1: me sherlock home. All of a sudden, I just hear

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Speaker 1: him playing on a Casio keyboard holding an antique rifle.

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Speaker 1: Is that what was taken from you? Yeah, there's like

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Speaker 1: two things got stolen. Who plays a keyboard? You play keyboard?

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Speaker 1: My yeah, man, I tickle the ivories They're not ivories?

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Speaker 1: Are plastic on a keyboard player? Well, dude, these are

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Speaker 1: This was elite level Cassio. Damn you kill the elephant.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't mine. It was my x GF and she

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Speaker 1: tickled the ivories your x GF. This is many moons ago, Kyle.

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Speaker 1: This is like moving on, Kyle, baby, I gotta keep

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Speaker 1: up up my ex. Uh, you're not catching me on? No?

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Speaker 1: No ship dog? Yeah no, okay, my bad, My bad, homie.

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Speaker 1: So are you guys worried about getting broken into or

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Speaker 1: you just you know, this is just how you have

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Speaker 1: to live life. Now. You gotta have a ring or

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Speaker 1: a nest or a beam. Yeah. Man, it's basically to

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Speaker 1: keep all the fans out the cript for you. It's

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Speaker 1: the fans. It's crazy. It's actually just creature cams because

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Speaker 1: you'll just catch like possums, raccoons, rats, called a bobcat.

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Speaker 1: That's scary. I'll be honest. I have a fear of bobcats.

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Speaker 1: Wild Cats scare me. Big cats, links mate. Wildcats scare me.

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Speaker 1: They're unpredictable. They're unpredictable. Yeah, but they're so dang nice. Man.

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Speaker 1: You can't predict them at all. That's one thing I

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Speaker 1: that cats wait to attack you when you turn your back. Okay, yes,

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Speaker 1: a dog will come at you head on. Cats wait

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Speaker 1: till you turn around, and then they pounced. Really, I

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Speaker 1: swear to gold. I was out riding my bike the

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Speaker 1: other day and there was like out of nowhere. I'm

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Speaker 1: I'll be cycling out of know where, Like five coyotes

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Speaker 1: came just like we're running across the river trail because

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Speaker 1: of things just dried out, and they come running across.

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Speaker 1: And suddenly I was like, am I about to fight

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Speaker 1: six coyotes? That would be epic. They fully just did

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Speaker 1: not care and just all ran all around me on

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Speaker 1: every side. But for a second, I was like, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna have to fight to the death some kyotes due

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Speaker 1: they might have been cheering you on. That could be

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Speaker 1: your cheer squad out where I live. Like sometimes in

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Speaker 1: the middle of the night, the packs of coyotes will

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Speaker 1: get something and they will just go crazy, like crazy

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Speaker 1: and you hear the animal that they got, like screaming

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Speaker 1: and stuff. It is the most like fucking leave me alone,

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Speaker 1: Leave me the funk alone. No, don't kill me, Oh

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Speaker 1: not my face, don't eat my face first, eat my

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Speaker 1: ass first. Oh, just please eat my ask honey, honey,

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Speaker 1: the coyotes are out there again, eat my ass, please

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Speaker 1: eat as first? Oh god, why not my face? Just

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Speaker 1: just focus on the ass, please, What are you doing

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Speaker 1: out there? That's what I'm definitely saying that. I'm definitely

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Speaker 1: saying that one if I if I get attacked by anything,

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Speaker 1: I'm laying traps. I'm laying more traps. Just eat my ass,

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Speaker 1: Eat my ass. That's what I hope my ghost says

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Speaker 1: in the afterlife. If you die first, I want you

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Speaker 1: to haunt us with eat my ass eat. Remember Workaholics

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Speaker 1: when we had a dog eat my ass and it

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Speaker 1: was like, oh yeah, what it was the bulldog from

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Speaker 1: Modern Family. That was like, well it licked mountain dew

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Speaker 1: code red out of your butt crack. That was That

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Speaker 1: was the episode. That was the entire episode. Now what

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Speaker 1: was what was the plot. It was the one where

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Speaker 1: we went back to school and I was teasing the

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Speaker 1: National Guard or the Coastguard. The Coastguard, yeah, oh sure, sure,

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Speaker 1: sure they like tracked me down with their dog and

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Speaker 1: they're like, poor code Red, down this buck crack and

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Speaker 1: make the dog with it, and like in a TV show,

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Speaker 1: you're like, ha ha, that's that's funny. How are we

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Speaker 1: practically doing this? And everyone's like, we're putting peanut butter

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Speaker 1: on your butt and then we're gonna have a dog.

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Speaker 1: That's practical. Movie magic Baby, we did you the justice

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Speaker 1: of not putting it in near the hole. It was

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Speaker 1: like on your cheek, right, the justice probably fell hell

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Speaker 1: a good service. Yeah, but you think the dogs can

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Speaker 1: be like, oh, I'll be right over here. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: it went for it. He live the credit card. I

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Speaker 1: was on set. That was a good morning. That was

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Speaker 1: a really good morning. Fantastic morning. I'm surprised the animal

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Speaker 1: people weren't like absolutely no way, because they're they're pretty

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Speaker 1: fucking weird. The animal people on every set, every set

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Speaker 1: you come to, they're always you know, God bless them.

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Speaker 1: They're doing God's word. Allegedly, Allegedly they're fucking weird. Allegedly

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Speaker 1: they're fucking psycho. But every time they're like they're just

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Speaker 1: always you know, totally insane. Yeah, they have to because

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Speaker 1: their friends are animals. They aren't programmed to talk to humans. Yes,

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Speaker 1: they show up on set and they speak for the animals.

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Speaker 1: So if the animal needs a trailer, they have to

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Speaker 1: get the animal trailer at the game. That's what's up, hey,

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Speaker 1: that and that is what's up well, and so that's

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Speaker 1: their whole job. I couldn't have put it better myself. Man.

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Speaker 1: That was so crystal clear and poignant and real, and

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Speaker 1: thank you. And that is what's up. That is important.

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Speaker 1: This is important, and that was important. What you just

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Speaker 1: said it was important. Yeah. Anytime I can get the

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Speaker 1: opinion of a robot like yourself, I love it. Kyle.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you know what just happened. But

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Speaker 1: you cut out and you just been and then came

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Speaker 1: back and with and that's what's up. Oh oh no,

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Speaker 1: I did not know that that happened. Sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: We weren't shifting on whatever you just said, like, we

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Speaker 1: just we came in real hard on whatever you said.

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Speaker 1: You're like, I thought that was pretty uh pretty stuff. Well,

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Speaker 1: I was saying some dumb shit about how like the animal,

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Speaker 1: like if the animal doesn't want to come to set,

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Speaker 1: then the person speaks for the animal, and that's how

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Speaker 1: fucking strange. They are the animal never wants to come

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Speaker 1: to set. I'll say that these fucking a little score.

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Speaker 1: If I'm honest, neither do. Okay, I'd rather be watching TV.

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Speaker 1: But you're an animal in your own right. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: the animal of the crew. Yeah, party animal, party animal. Baby. Hey, guys,

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Speaker 1: this is important, fuck mary, kill each other. Oh god,

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Speaker 1: this game. I feel like I've played this a million

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Speaker 1: times with you guys? Can I do all three to

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Speaker 1: all of you? That's what I always say, Well, you

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Speaker 1: can can't, but that's not how you play the game. No,

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Speaker 1: you marry first, then you have sex. It's obvious. It's obvious.

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Speaker 1: What I would do? What what's so obvious? I would

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Speaker 1: marry Blake? Okay, thank you, because we got a great relationship,

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Speaker 1: has been you know, for years now, since we were young.

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Speaker 1: So you don't want to kill him as all right?

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Speaker 1: I would. I would suck Adam be is what? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I would suck you. Well, I'll probably let you let

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Speaker 1: you fuck me. Um Jesus Christ. Well you know it's easy.

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Speaker 1: It's simple. This is simple stuff, simple science. Okay, why

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Speaker 1: why are you fucking me because of my ass? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I'm curious, I'm curious about you, you know, I'm curious

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Speaker 1: about the way that you fuck. And I would kill unders.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, damn uh why would you kill me?

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Speaker 1: I would kill hounds? Why would you kill me? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What the hell? Because man is some deep seated ship. Bro.

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Speaker 1: It just goes back to like it goes. It goes

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Speaker 1: but it's in therapy. Yeah, and we're bad. I mean,

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Speaker 1: Kyle just fist fought. Our fists exploded when we hit

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Speaker 1: each other at the exact same time. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to kill you. I would have to, just because that's

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Speaker 1: how the games played. It is. It is a hard game. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's tough. I honestly would have loved to see you

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Speaker 1: guys fist fight in your prime. Kyle's a little a

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Speaker 1: little pastor, I know, but in our prime destroy Yeah,

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Speaker 1: right now, there's would beat us all up. There's was

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Speaker 1: a guys. I've seen Kyle Box. Now I'm obviously the

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Speaker 1: most athletter you're doing all right, I've seen Kyle Box.

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Speaker 1: He's crazy. He reaches down inside of him and fights

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Speaker 1: with a anger that you've never seen before. Also, don't

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Speaker 1: have the cigarettes anymore, so I kind of got, you know,

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Speaker 1: how far back Kyle winds up before he punches. Well,

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Speaker 1: me and Kyle have fought a handful of times, and

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Speaker 1: it's it's always absolutely insane. The reach he's got you on.

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Speaker 1: The reach reaches absurd. I remember one time we got

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Speaker 1: in a fight. I don't even remember what was about.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. It was stupid, but we got in

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Speaker 1: a fight and and I climbed Kyle like a fucking

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Speaker 1: tree and then was gripping him as hard as I

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Speaker 1: could so he couldn't swing on me. And then the

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Speaker 1: entire party was outside. They all came back in at

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Speaker 1: the exact same time and just saw it looked like

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Speaker 1: Kyle was fucking me into the wall. But this is

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Speaker 1: weird after you just said that you would this kind

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Speaker 1: but uh, but they were like, what's going on? And

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Speaker 1: we're like, we're fighting, and they're like, kind of doesn't

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Speaker 1: look like you're fighting at all. And that was the

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Speaker 1: night that you kept showing me your fists. Do you

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Speaker 1: remember that you kept showing me your fists and being like, oh,

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Speaker 1: these big check hands. You're lucky I didn't connect with

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Speaker 1: these big check hands, because I did swing back like

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Speaker 1: because I did swing back well for sure, because the

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Speaker 1: has to be huge. It's like a Mike Tyson punch

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Speaker 1: out character. Yes. Yeah, do you remember what we were

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Speaker 1: like no, I want a chilke to joke. Yea, all right,

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Speaker 1: The detective is just Eric Griffin. Yeah, that's his body. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we get one take? You give the guys five takes,

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Speaker 1: watch we go for an hour on this that'd being said,

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Speaker 1: So wait, Adam, Adam, did you go? Did I not?

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Speaker 1: it was grossed all right, Adam, what's your deal? Uh? No,

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Speaker 1: me about his music's you'd let me have the playlist? Yeah, you'd, you'd.

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Speaker 1: like that. Let's go to India together. Yes, you'd take

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Speaker 1: We never do this anymore, We never do this anymore.

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Speaker 1: And you're like, yeah, bab oh, yeah, I'm taking you,

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Speaker 1: don't want to kill you. I don't want to kill you. No,

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Speaker 1: up there. You know you might have gotten second place.

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Speaker 1: You might have, but I'm not admitting that. So you're saying,

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Speaker 1: if there is some super fucked up scenario where there

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Speaker 1: there's only one way you could save this dude, you

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Speaker 1: It's fun Mary killed. That's a new game. The game

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Speaker 1: is if he fox him the other person died. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he is a hairless man. What is it with you

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00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:08,040
Speaker 1: guys in hair? Why are we so afraid of hair

418
00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:10,760
Speaker 1: as a culture? What is happening where? I don't know, Hey,

419
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,920
Speaker 1: it's just how we're built. There's a smell with you

420
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:18,280
Speaker 1: as well, Kyle. There's a smell to and there it is. Yeah,

421
00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:21,920
Speaker 1: but the smell is natural. Baby, But Juli oil, there's

422
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:25,920
Speaker 1: like oils and ship. Yeah, I got you the old spice.

423
00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:28,199
Speaker 1: You're gonna go with me? Pat, you can cy up.

424
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,760
Speaker 1: So we who the funk killed me? Adam killed me,

425
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:34,120
Speaker 1: DRS killed me? Yeah, I got killed twice, Get over it. Yeah,

426
00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:36,480
Speaker 1: I married you, We married each other. We both so

427
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:38,480
Speaker 1: put me and Der's are the only ones that got killed.

428
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,479
Speaker 1: Wait I didn't get killed at all. I didn't get

429
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:43,320
Speaker 1: killed either. Yeah, you guys both just got fucked and married,

430
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:48,120
Speaker 1: which to be fair, man, put me out of my misery.

431
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,720
Speaker 1: Can I tell you something that'll put you at ease? Yeah,

432
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:59,080
Speaker 1: you're no body to somebody kills you. I didn't know

433
00:24:59,119 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 1: where you're going with. Yeah, I was like that. I

434
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:06,280
Speaker 1: didn't know you could sing that well, that was really

435
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:13,080
Speaker 1: impressive and only sing this way otherwise, Like I just

436
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:16,320
Speaker 1: I can't. That's it. Like the horse and top secret

437
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:29,000
Speaker 1: secret something I was wanting to ask you fellas a

438
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:34,119
Speaker 1: little a little question and is it important? It's very important,

439
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,800
Speaker 1: and I want you to really think about it, okay,

440
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,480
Speaker 1: And I was jogging on I'm thinking, I'm thinking, hey,

441
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:44,720
Speaker 1: if you could take back a death and make a

442
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:48,880
Speaker 1: person who maybe you know passed away before their time

443
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,439
Speaker 1: and grant them like twenty or thirty or maybe they

444
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:54,120
Speaker 1: only had five years left, but somebody like to put

445
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:57,280
Speaker 1: them back into society and see what they would have

446
00:25:57,359 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 1: done with their time, like a famous person. It could

447
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:01,320
Speaker 1: be famous person. I don't know. If you want to

448
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:04,040
Speaker 1: get really real and there's a friend that you're like,

449
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:06,480
Speaker 1: was super impactful for you? Yeah, the game is for

450
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:08,400
Speaker 1: a famous person. That would be a little more fun.

451
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:14,359
Speaker 1: I would say, I think the listeners would That's okay,

452
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:17,760
Speaker 1: because I'm down to talk about I want one more

453
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:24,880
Speaker 1: rubarb pie. She made dope rhubarb pie. Really, I don't

454
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:28,600
Speaker 1: think I've ever had that pie. Oh man, you because

455
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:31,560
Speaker 1: you eat rhubarb and it's a little sour and you

456
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:34,040
Speaker 1: think this is gonna make a shitty pie. Our villa

457
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:37,679
Speaker 1: gets her her old wrinkly fingers on on that frost.

458
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:44,360
Speaker 1: Automatically super sweet, super delicious. It was. Yeah. I think

459
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:46,840
Speaker 1: she poured a lot of sugar. Whenever he was like,

460
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:51,840
Speaker 1: did you just put rubarb into a pie? It becomes sweet? Uh?

461
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:55,960
Speaker 1: Like all grandparents food is delicious until you see them

462
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:59,359
Speaker 1: make it, until you're in the kitchen and you're like, oh, oh,

463
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:02,760
Speaker 1: that's why our families so bees? Is that the reason?

464
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 1: That is the reason it's butter? Did you guys? Do

465
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:08,359
Speaker 1: you guys ever have something called I think people call

466
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:12,440
Speaker 1: like ambrosia salada, but we called it fluffy salad and

467
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 1: it's just like marshmallows coconut and like manas wait, the

468
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 1: white flagship of barbecue, Like yeah, we we also called that.

469
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:28,200
Speaker 1: We called it cranberry fluff. There would go and it's

470
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:31,879
Speaker 1: off the chain. It's so gross, man is it? The

471
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:35,320
Speaker 1: mini marshmallows are the big marshmallow mini mini, but they're like, yeah,

472
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:36,960
Speaker 1: I think I've had that. I think I've had that.

473
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:39,760
Speaker 1: They're like soggy and wet. That's when when I was

474
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:41,760
Speaker 1: a kid, I would just get a tray of that.

475
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:44,240
Speaker 1: That would be like my go. But when I went

476
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 1: back for round two of Thanksgiving, I would just get

477
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,399
Speaker 1: a tray of that. And then I look back at

478
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:51,399
Speaker 1: photos and I was like, well, that's why I was

479
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:56,040
Speaker 1: a fat, a little kid. Adam have green beans, have

480
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:58,520
Speaker 1: a green bean, but even green beans in the Midwest,

481
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:00,960
Speaker 1: they like cover it with cheese and and crutons and

482
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 1: ship Yeah, which is bomb. Yeah, it's you know, it's delicious.

483
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:06,240
Speaker 1: Wait a second, who are we bringing back? Who are

484
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:09,440
Speaker 1: we bringing back? I'm like I'm really contemplating. Okay, let's

485
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:12,040
Speaker 1: do too, Let's do a personal and then a celebrity

486
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:15,320
Speaker 1: or just do a celebrity. Celebrity well, I don't know.

487
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:18,200
Speaker 1: We can talk about Rubard Polis might be some hot

488
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:22,960
Speaker 1: content there. Well, dude, I'll go celebrity. Is Adolf Hitler?

489
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:24,920
Speaker 1: Is he a celebrity or is he just come on?

490
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:34,320
Speaker 1: Hear me out, we bring back Hitler. He goes, oh

491
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 1: my gosh, and it's like hispanic accident. Oh my gosh,

492
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you so much for bringing me back.

493
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 1: And I go, I go, look, Hitler, here's my plan.

494
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:46,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fucking kill you again. Wait, hold on, hold on,

495
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 1: and then I kill Hitler. And then everyone's like, let me,

496
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:55,320
Speaker 1: let me put another another What am I called on this?

497
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:58,160
Speaker 1: You're just extending their life from when they're on earth,

498
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:01,480
Speaker 1: so they never passed away. They lived like twenty years

499
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:04,480
Speaker 1: on or thirty years on beyond when they passed away.

500
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 1: Are you sacrificing anything to do this or that doesn't matter.

501
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:09,240
Speaker 1: You're changing the rules And I'm not doing that. No.

502
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 1: I'm not saying like, bring somebody from the like hey,

503
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:15,320
Speaker 1: oh now, all of a sudden, fucking Gandhi's here. I'm

504
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:18,280
Speaker 1: saying like he didn't pass away at the time. He

505
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 1: wasn't lived on. This isn't Bill and Ted. We're not

506
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:25,080
Speaker 1: transporting people from the past into our current future. Well

507
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:28,440
Speaker 1: then what's the fun in that? Well, it's like who

508
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 1: in your life did you see pass or somebody that

509
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:34,840
Speaker 1: you would want to change history or something. So with Hitler, Hitler,

510
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:36,480
Speaker 1: you could do that, but you can't kill him because

511
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 1: you weren't alive. But I want you want to kill

512
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,320
Speaker 1: him like I want to kill you. You need to

513
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,960
Speaker 1: kill you would have to have like your grandpa would

514
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 1: have to kill him. I guess what I was just thinking.

515
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:47,600
Speaker 1: I was like, I guess where it all came from.

516
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,600
Speaker 1: As I was thinking, man, it would have been freaking

517
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:53,200
Speaker 1: sick to still have like Jimmy Hendricks around. I would

518
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 1: have liked to hear Old asked Jimmy Hendrix, like blues

519
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 1: playing and see what kind of outfits that guy would

520
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:01,880
Speaker 1: be still, But are you afraid Jimmy Hendrix would just

521
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 1: suck for JIMMI Hendrix would like all of a sudden,

522
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 1: be like the Sharman guy where he's like like he

523
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 1: sold out. Yeah, you know what I mean, like he

524
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:15,080
Speaker 1: like sells toothpaste. It's possible, but I'd like to think

525
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 1: he would have been like a really cool source of

526
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 1: creativity to this day, I got a feeling that even

527
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:25,440
Speaker 1: he would have died again, Like I think like that

528
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:28,880
Speaker 1: there was wild times, man, people were just dying. Yeah, yeah,

529
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:32,280
Speaker 1: Like he dies the next day. Yeah, did he die

530
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:34,560
Speaker 1: of a heroin overdose or was that a ham sandwich?

531
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:36,320
Speaker 1: Or how did he go? Know? He was he was

532
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:39,560
Speaker 1: asphyxiated in his sleep, Like he puked and then just

533
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:43,680
Speaker 1: choked because he was so fucked up? Are you guys

534
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 1: kind of surprised that that hasn't happened to any of us?

535
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:51,080
Speaker 1: Not believe it? Yeah, Like I've had a few nights,

536
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:56,240
Speaker 1: like not recently, a few weeks ago, uh no, like

537
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:59,520
Speaker 1: years ago that we're like you wake up and you're

538
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,920
Speaker 1: in a working lot or something. Well, this is like

539
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,280
Speaker 1: why I stopped drinking because I was so afraid of that.

540
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 1: But even having thrown up in your sleep, I've done

541
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:10,760
Speaker 1: it like three or four times. Yeah, yeah, And to

542
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:13,360
Speaker 1: be fair, I think a lot of the ways that

543
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 1: that goes down, not that I would ever, you know,

544
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:19,479
Speaker 1: you gotta drink responsibly, but I think it's sometimes when

545
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 1: you mix it with like muscle relaxing or you do

546
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:26,160
Speaker 1: something that really knocks you out. So your body when

547
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 1: you do, if you do drink irresponsibly and throw up

548
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 1: in your sleep, your body will wake up to that like,

549
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:36,000
Speaker 1: holy fun, what is happening. But when you have that

550
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 1: stuff in your system, you just start like you woke

551
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 1: up every time correct STRs or did you wake up

552
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:43,920
Speaker 1: and there's just puke on your bed? The weirdest thing

553
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 1: is I'm still asleep. Yeah, I know I would wake

554
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 1: up the next morning and there'd be puke on my bed. Like,

555
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:52,960
Speaker 1: so I must have been like to the side, sure, yes,

556
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:55,360
Speaker 1: but so that was like you you either woke up

557
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 1: and noticed you were like your podcasting with a ghost.

558
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 1: Eat my my asked, eat my ass, blakes, the callback

559
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 1: came on. I need to get back in that improv baby,

560
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 1: zip zip baby, I'm itching for callbacks. It would be

561
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:14,960
Speaker 1: cool to see what Heath Ledger would have done. Ship.

562
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 1: That's a good one. Yes, that's a good one. That's

563
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 1: a really good one, dude, I think that would have

564
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 1: been That's probably my go to. That would be good. Well,

565
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:28,080
Speaker 1: I mean the newest is Chadwick Boseman. That motherfucker was

566
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:31,280
Speaker 1: on the cusp of I mean he already was a superstar,

567
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 1: but he could have been like a true legend. Yeah,

568
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:38,040
Speaker 1: he had Next, you know, he was like up next

569
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 1: and then you know, I man, Yeah, that's it's crazy

570
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:47,600
Speaker 1: that it was like four years not in the making,

571
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 1: but you know, four years along wild Ship. Yeah, dude, damn,

572
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:58,520
Speaker 1: just like silently battling. It's just it's terrible. If I

573
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:02,560
Speaker 1: get cancer, everyone will know. I know. That's what I

574
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,200
Speaker 1: was thinking too. I'm like, but he was silent about it,

575
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 1: and he just was filming all these movies and never once.

576
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 1: But I feel like I would not shut up about

577
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 1: the cancer that I have. It would be at the

578
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:18,640
Speaker 1: time of Adam, what's up cancer? Once again, just like

579
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:22,080
Speaker 1: I did yesterday. It's been you know, six hundred days

580
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 1: with the cancer. I feel like I would not shut

581
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:25,960
Speaker 1: up about it. Can you tie my shoes real quick?

582
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 1: It's just the cancer. I can't do it. I cannot

583
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:32,640
Speaker 1: do it. I'm curious as to I don't know. I

584
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:35,440
Speaker 1: haven't looked into why he I guess he just wanted

585
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 1: to like fucking just keep charging. Of course, well, because

586
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 1: he's like, uh, way better dude than I. I wouldn't

587
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 1: make it about me, for sure, And he was like,

588
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:50,360
Speaker 1: you know what it's about the work, but I would

589
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:55,400
Speaker 1: have been like I have to talk about myself. Yeah, sure,

590
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:59,480
Speaker 1: that's what else. Way back in that day, I'll do

591
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 1: another and if you if you please hit us with it. Yeah,

592
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:05,320
Speaker 1: I mean you brought it up just a baby, because yes,

593
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:08,719
Speaker 1: because I did have one more. It was Chris Farley.

594
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:15,440
Speaker 1: You know what did you see? Dude? If Chris Farley

595
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:17,360
Speaker 1: would have still been around, I got a feeling we

596
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:20,279
Speaker 1: would have been bros with that guy. He was, Yeah,

597
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 1: well that is true. I feel like we wouldn't know.

598
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,879
Speaker 1: I feel like we wouldn't know Chris Farley. Now, like yes,

599
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:27,400
Speaker 1: the thing that I mean you were like spot on,

600
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:29,520
Speaker 1: Like these guys all, if you bring them back, they

601
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 1: could easily have the next weekend exploded their heart and

602
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:35,239
Speaker 1: that would have been it. But you also have the

603
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:37,399
Speaker 1: there could have been that could have been their rock

604
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:39,320
Speaker 1: bottom and they climb out and then they could have

605
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:41,879
Speaker 1: been a beacon for hope for everybody's struggling. Saying you're

606
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:44,919
Speaker 1: extending their lives by twenty to thirty years, that's part

607
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:47,239
Speaker 1: of what I said. So they're not dying. You were

608
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 1: saying that they die when they die. After that, what

609
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:52,279
Speaker 1: are the rules. The rules are as they haven't died

610
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:54,839
Speaker 1: in you're extending their life to see what they could

611
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 1: have accomplished for like, yeah, but how many years? So

612
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:00,439
Speaker 1: what then they just don't die if they have their

613
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:03,839
Speaker 1: like untouchable, so then they just die as an old person.

614
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:07,279
Speaker 1: And they're not dying, Okay, they're dying of old age. Yes,

615
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:11,160
Speaker 1: so they're immortal until until. I love it. And I

616
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 1: came with kind of a hackey game with the Barry kill,

617
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 1: and you came with an original game and I love

618
00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:17,720
Speaker 1: that and thank you for doing it. And that's putting

619
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:21,920
Speaker 1: some thought into the pod, which I appreciate. But also, hey,

620
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,520
Speaker 1: think if these fucking rules bring it to the table,

621
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 1: we should definitely talk it out. Thought about it. You know,

622
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:33,759
Speaker 1: I took a swing Chris Farley. He's still alive. Has

623
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 1: he lost all the weight? Like? Is he straight edge?

624
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:39,879
Speaker 1: Does he look like Rob Low now? But like the seat,

625
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,319
Speaker 1: like the saggy skin under the T shirts and he's

626
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 1: all like straight edge and he's doing like drama. I

627
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 1: don't want to know that that is true. That would

628
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:52,719
Speaker 1: be cool to watch, that would be sick. Well, admittedly

629
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 1: he did die like Kurt Cobain Kurt Cobain died at

630
00:35:56,840 --> 00:36:01,799
Speaker 1: peak level rock stardom, and to obviously we don't know him.

631
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 1: We weren't friends with the guy, so I'm sure his

632
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:07,360
Speaker 1: friends are like, no, I'd love to see Kurt around

633
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 1: for the next forty years, but just as like a

634
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 1: person in the public eye to die at that level

635
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 1: and just be and just be like the pinnacle of

636
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:20,759
Speaker 1: rock stardom, the impact at least for like people our

637
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:26,080
Speaker 1: generation and you know, a slightly older I feel that's

638
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:28,680
Speaker 1: the coolest. You wouldn't want to see Kurt Cobain then

639
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:34,279
Speaker 1: just selling buicks like with his next album, you know

640
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I don't know, man, You give these

641
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:38,160
Speaker 1: guys a second chance, you wonder what they're gonna do,

642
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:41,360
Speaker 1: because now they when they die at peak, you know,

643
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:44,760
Speaker 1: a peak performance in terms of fame, then they're sending

644
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:48,920
Speaker 1: a message which is tough for like us to swallow

645
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,799
Speaker 1: because it's like, well, okay, let's just fucking go hard

646
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,920
Speaker 1: and you go as hard as you fucking can, because

647
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:56,960
Speaker 1: that's what these guys did, and you have to be

648
00:36:57,080 --> 00:37:01,560
Speaker 1: okay with Hey, man, I might I might go at

649
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:04,280
Speaker 1: least I'm fucking peak performance. You know what I'm getting

650
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 1: what I want. That's kind of a fun message. Yeah, well, yeah, hey,

651
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:11,840
Speaker 1: welcome to this is important. We're taking hard stances. I

652
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 1: want to kill. There's but also most people see that's

653
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 1: what pisces me off when people are like, oh, like

654
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 1: I'm going to be a rock star, I'm gonna be

655
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:23,520
Speaker 1: a comedian or an actor or whatever, so then I'm

656
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:27,279
Speaker 1: going to do tons of drugs and ship. And you're like, well,

657
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:31,520
Speaker 1: the people that did the drugs that are that are

658
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 1: the most famous. They're wildly talented, and they probably would

659
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:40,440
Speaker 1: have been even more creative and even had more to

660
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:45,399
Speaker 1: give if they did a little less drucks some drugs. Yeah,

661
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 1: because drugs are fucking rad but sure. But I also

662
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:53,920
Speaker 1: don't think everyone is doing these drugs to be a

663
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:59,040
Speaker 1: rock star. Some of them are. They're self medicating. That's true.

664
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:01,800
Speaker 1: That is true. I got too, and these are selfish

665
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:03,640
Speaker 1: because I just want to hear more music and see

666
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 1: what they would do. But a tribe called Quest put

667
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:10,920
Speaker 1: out an album after five Dog Died, and it was

668
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:16,080
Speaker 1: off the fucking Richter scale and validated everything I felt

669
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 1: about tribe in the nineties, And then like had to

670
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:22,239
Speaker 1: sit around watching like New rappers come out and being

671
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:23,759
Speaker 1: like all right, he's okay, he's okay, but like there's

672
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:26,160
Speaker 1: a lot of garbage out there, tribe tribe, tribe, and

673
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,280
Speaker 1: people are like this old ship and then they dropped

674
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:30,640
Speaker 1: him album and it was dope. If he was back,

675
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 1: I would love to see what that next time would be.

676
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 1: M c A Beast boys died way too young. I

677
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 1: would love to see what those guys would do, and

678
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 1: what he would do specifically, like politically or whatever, because

679
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 1: he was just like the fucking man who did like

680
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:48,640
Speaker 1: free Tibet concert, like way back in the day when

681
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 1: he was telly young. That's it's cool. It didn't come

682
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,880
Speaker 1: off corny at all. Yeah, yeah, man, he was like

683
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 1: producing cool as movies and and like reaching out into

684
00:38:57,120 --> 00:39:00,879
Speaker 1: the art world and just like oh dude, totally yeah, yeah,

685
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 1: super dope. I would I agree with that. That would

686
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:06,239
Speaker 1: be sick to see m c a absolutely oh man,

687
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:09,799
Speaker 1: who else? I feel like like Tupac would be cool

688
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:13,719
Speaker 1: just to like just his Oh yeah, that's a good one.

689
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:16,719
Speaker 1: That is a good one. What would old man Tupac be? Yeah,

690
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:18,880
Speaker 1: like he would be like the o G now and

691
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 1: to see him speak on everything. That's happening now. I

692
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 1: think would be very power really really fucking cool. Yeah,

693
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:28,279
Speaker 1: oh yeah. You see all of his clips coming up

694
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 1: now and it's like this guy, fucking where are you now? Man? Like,

695
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:34,960
Speaker 1: that's would be awesome. I think it's hilarious that you

696
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:39,920
Speaker 1: guys think he's Oh well, that was my next question.

697
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:43,800
Speaker 1: He's not actually that. I want to see Bob Dylan.

698
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:48,600
Speaker 1: He's a line. He's a line at. Yeah, he just

699
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:53,440
Speaker 1: won like a pulitzer, I think is still alive. What

700
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 1: did he get Nobel Pete's Prize and he just didn't

701
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 1: show up for it? They were like, where are you

702
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:04,360
Speaker 1: peace Prize pace. Well, there's two folks that died that like,

703
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 1: but you didn't see them anyway, and that's Richard Pryor

704
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:12,480
Speaker 1: and then um other dude, white dude from fucking Blazing

705
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:16,640
Speaker 1: Saddles Wilder. You didn't see them anyway, but I'm like,

706
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:20,399
Speaker 1: I still want them on this earth. They were Yeah,

707
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:23,920
Speaker 1: they're missed that they did live a pretty like pretty

708
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:26,920
Speaker 1: late in life though. Yeah, how old was Richard Pryor?

709
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:30,480
Speaker 1: When he was pretty old something? Yeah, yeah, he just

710
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:32,400
Speaker 1: died a couple of years ago, right, Yeah, but he

711
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:37,120
Speaker 1: like disappeared thirty years ago, right, Yeah, I think I

712
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 1: don't know. I would have to look in. Yeah, Richard Pryor,

713
00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:43,959
Speaker 1: he was only sixty five years old when he died.

714
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 1: That's crazy. And what did he die of? Cancer? Was that?

715
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:53,160
Speaker 1: What did he die? Heart attack? Jesus well, his heart

716
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:58,279
Speaker 1: was under attack. That guy. That guy lived a life.

717
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:02,720
Speaker 1: He definitely you see, like sixty five like on somebody

718
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:05,879
Speaker 1: like Richard Pryor. I mean, he must have had been

719
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:10,799
Speaker 1: sick beyond just the heart attack. But U and then

720
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:12,840
Speaker 1: you see like my dad is like going to be

721
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,959
Speaker 1: sixty five, and you're like, well he doesn't seem that old,

722
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:17,880
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like it just goes to

723
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:19,799
Speaker 1: show like I think my dad partied a lot when

724
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:21,799
Speaker 1: he was younger. But then you go, like, I bet

725
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:27,280
Speaker 1: Richard Pryor out party old Dennis d even my dad

726
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 1: parents parents are getting up there. It's getting real. Um

727
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:33,759
Speaker 1: who else? Who else we get to bring back? That's it, man,

728
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:37,840
Speaker 1: it's cut off. The portal is closing. Oh no, is

729
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:41,320
Speaker 1: that how it works? Philip Seymour Hoffman, Philip Seymour Hoffman,

730
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:43,719
Speaker 1: I'd I'd love to see him. Oh I was thinking

731
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 1: about Phillip Oh no, reach out your hand, but the

732
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:53,440
Speaker 1: portal is closing. Ship you got sucked in kind meet

733
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:56,480
Speaker 1: you at the crossroads. Yeah, Kyle, now you're over in

734
00:41:56,680 --> 00:42:06,680
Speaker 1: that side on the other side. My euse Kyle, he's

735
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 1: on the other side. I can hear him at night. Sweethearted?

736
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:23,640
Speaker 1: Was Kyle? Uh? You know what? Just came on the

737
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,840
Speaker 1: beach where I was working out. I work out like

738
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 1: on the beach, no big deal, and I'm an athlete

739
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 1: and um I it was just like randomly playing on

740
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:39,080
Speaker 1: my iTunes or whatever, and the Wizards popped up. Nice.

741
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 1: I remember those guys. Those guys rock. They were cool. Yeah,

742
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:45,920
Speaker 1: they were tight. If you guys remember the Wizards, they

743
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 1: were a pretty popular musical beans from another realm in

744
00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:55,000
Speaker 1: the early two thousand's. I believe the album came out

745
00:42:55,040 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 1: in two thousand eight or nine. Handsome Guys, handsome guys, beards,

746
00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:04,279
Speaker 1: really good looking guys, and they're on Spotify. You can

747
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:07,160
Speaker 1: look them up. You can get it on iTunes, are they?

748
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:08,880
Speaker 1: I don't think you can get it on iTunes. I

749
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:12,080
Speaker 1: looked it up. It was go one now really yes,

750
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 1: it was strict Well I do know that it is

751
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 1: on Spotify. Hey, r N Entertainment huh, we got a

752
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:21,479
Speaker 1: bone to pick with you something like that. Here's something Wait, guys,

753
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 1: portals opening up and zeld is entering my body? Holy ship,

754
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 1: what's up? Guys? Do you remember how cool it was

755
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:33,080
Speaker 1: when the Wizards performed at south By Southwest at that

756
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 1: Workaholics house party. That was insane? That was tight. Hi,

757
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 1: Do you sound so similar? Yeah, dude, it's insane. What

758
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:44,360
Speaker 1: was so cool about that house party is we the

759
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:48,280
Speaker 1: workho guys were performing. We had a giant party season

760
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 1: after season one of Workaholics. There was like ten thousand

761
00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:53,920
Speaker 1: people on the guest list. Only five people could fit

762
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:56,799
Speaker 1: inside this house. So we're having this huge house party.

763
00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:59,879
Speaker 1: There's line like literally like four or five blocks long,

764
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:04,280
Speaker 1: like to Boston, Texas and Austin, Texas for south By Southwest,

765
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:10,400
Speaker 1: And a goddamn magical portal opens up from a completely

766
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:17,040
Speaker 1: different realm within the universe and outcomes three gangster rapping

767
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:24,360
Speaker 1: Wizards four four four. And what it wasn't was the

768
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:28,759
Speaker 1: four of us going into an alley, changing into out

769
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 1: of our clothes and putting on a wizard costume again

770
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,960
Speaker 1: in an alley, and then going back into this house

771
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:38,720
Speaker 1: party back. Now, it wasn't It definitely wasn't Freddie Gibbs,

772
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 1: the famous rappers Freddie watching the four of us change

773
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:52,800
Speaker 1: into wizard costumes. It definitely wasn't currency smoking a blunt,

774
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:58,400
Speaker 1: ask us what we were doing. Yeah, that was the party.

775
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:02,200
Speaker 1: Was the ship. At that party, I drank We drank

776
00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:06,400
Speaker 1: beer for twelve hours and it was so hot and sweaty.

777
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:11,480
Speaker 1: I didn't go to the bathroom. Once I passed myself.

778
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,160
Speaker 1: It just no, it just came out of my body. Yeah,

779
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:18,239
Speaker 1: I didn't understand it. Uh, yeah, that's I remember, like

780
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:22,200
Speaker 1: wanting feeling bad that people were coming into the party.

781
00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:25,640
Speaker 1: We had this crazy huge guest list. Only people could

782
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:27,880
Speaker 1: come into the party, and people weren't leaving at the

783
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,759
Speaker 1: rate that we thought they were going to be. We

784
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:32,680
Speaker 1: thought they'd come in for thirty minutes, grab a few beers,

785
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:36,759
Speaker 1: meet us, hit the road. But people were coming in

786
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 1: and staying for four or five hours. So there wasn't

787
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:41,840
Speaker 1: the turnaround that we wanted. And I was like, you

788
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:44,440
Speaker 1: know what, I'm gonna go and I'm gonna toss beers

789
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 1: to people in the crowd that are in line waiting

790
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:50,480
Speaker 1: out front. And I go out there holding multiple beers

791
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:52,919
Speaker 1: with my shirt tight around my head and I hop

792
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:56,080
Speaker 1: on the back of this guy's motorcycle and I'm tossing

793
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:58,279
Speaker 1: beers out to people and chugging a Lone Star and

794
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 1: the cop just grabs me. And it's like, man, I

795
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 1: do not want to arrest you right now. I will

796
00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:08,600
Speaker 1: because this is an insane thing to do. But you

797
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:12,360
Speaker 1: can't obviously, obviously you can't chug a beer on the

798
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:15,760
Speaker 1: back of a motorcycle and pass out beer to random

799
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:18,759
Speaker 1: possibly teenagers. We don't know, we're not checking I d s.

800
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 1: And that that was the level, that was the type

801
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:23,920
Speaker 1: of party it was. It was fucking awesome. And remember

802
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:28,239
Speaker 1: when Lee trash Talk trash Talk climb the tree. I

803
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 1: totally remember that. That was incredible. Yeah, that was insane.

804
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:36,839
Speaker 1: So Lee, what's Lee last name? Blakers Spielman, Spielman mate

805
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:40,800
Speaker 1: Spielman of trash Talk fame. So Lee, lead singer of

806
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:44,359
Speaker 1: trash Talk. He climbs this, like, you know, the giant

807
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:47,200
Speaker 1: tree in this backyard and jumps out of the tree

808
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 1: and then kids are climbing up the tree and diving

809
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:53,399
Speaker 1: out stage diving, but essentially out of like a thirty

810
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 1: foot tree. And uh, they were the owner of the

811
00:46:57,719 --> 00:47:01,000
Speaker 1: house was like, now we're we're going to cancel the party. Yeah,

812
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 1: they fucking shut it down, so we're shutting it down.

813
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 1: And um. I also have a very funny video of

814
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:08,400
Speaker 1: that party of my dad because my dad came. Do

815
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 1: you remember he comes right, yes, with his buddy and

816
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:15,960
Speaker 1: they were so sunburned. Scotty Scotty the body. They pull up.

817
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:20,400
Speaker 1: My dad was fishing in Mexico and it's like, a

818
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 1: are you doing? I do a great impression on my dad. Ay,

819
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:27,839
Speaker 1: so were you're you're in Austin, Texas, right, Yeah, you're

820
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:31,560
Speaker 1: doing that house party thing. We're bands and ship right

821
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:34,040
Speaker 1: And I'm like, uh, huh, we're we'll we'll be there

822
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:38,239
Speaker 1: in thirty minutes. And I'm like huh. And they were.

823
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 1: They were fishing and they just timed it right where

824
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:44,440
Speaker 1: they were driving through Austin, Texas and they pull up.

825
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:48,760
Speaker 1: You've never seen more sunburned people. Oh my god. St

826
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:52,960
Speaker 1: was like peeling like like so it was my dad.

827
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 1: Like their skin was peeling off of their their face there.

828
00:47:57,160 --> 00:48:01,640
Speaker 1: They looked like fruit leather. They were like like Freddy Krueger.

829
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:05,400
Speaker 1: They looked horrific. They look terrified, and my dad was

830
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:07,719
Speaker 1: just having the best time of his life, and like

831
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 1: I called him out, like the first time we went

832
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:13,640
Speaker 1: on stage to introduce the first act, I was like, hey, guys,

833
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:15,719
Speaker 1: we're gonna have a great time. Blah blah blah. Uh.

834
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:19,200
Speaker 1: My dad is in the audience right there, Dennis Divine

835
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 1: and his best friend Scottie the Body. U show them

836
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:25,520
Speaker 1: a good time. And then these like twenty two year

837
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:28,080
Speaker 1: old girls were just grinding on my dad for like

838
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:31,080
Speaker 1: he was having the best time of his life. And

839
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:33,319
Speaker 1: I remember videotaping him towards the end of the night

840
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 1: of these girls are like hilariously booty shaking on my dad.

841
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:41,960
Speaker 1: And my dad sees me recording him and he's like, yeah, baby,

842
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:46,960
Speaker 1: and then he realizes that I'm recording him. He goes no, no, no, no,

843
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:51,440
Speaker 1: no no no, And I'm like why why not? He

844
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:54,000
Speaker 1: like grabs a came He's like, don't tell your mother

845
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:59,520
Speaker 1: started crying as if he was fucking these girls. And

846
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:02,000
Speaker 1: then and then I talked to my my mom like

847
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:05,759
Speaker 1: the next day, and then my mom immediately, which I

848
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:07,800
Speaker 1: think he must have like must have been like I

849
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:11,759
Speaker 1: gotta get ahead of this, because he was like, yeah,

850
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:16,800
Speaker 1: I I called my mom and she said, Oh, so,

851
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:19,279
Speaker 1: I guess your dad had a good time twenty two

852
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 1: year old girls were booty shaken on him. And I'm like, yeah,

853
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:25,920
Speaker 1: I guess so. And she's like, oh, sounds like a

854
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,840
Speaker 1: good time. Like wasn't worried about it at all because

855
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:32,400
Speaker 1: she saw she probably saw his face and realized no

856
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:35,440
Speaker 1: year old girl would ever want to sleep with this guy,

857
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:38,400
Speaker 1: just face burned off a fifty year old man. I

858
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:44,400
Speaker 1: had a chance, I swear I had a chance. Austin, Texas.

859
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:47,520
Speaker 1: What a place. So that guy the body, remember the body?

860
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:50,120
Speaker 1: And that night we all like somehow made it back

861
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:53,360
Speaker 1: to that big place that we were staying in, that

862
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:56,000
Speaker 1: big house, and we couldn't find Scotty, and you're like,

863
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 1: where's Scotty? Where where is Scotty? Was nowhere to be

864
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:01,880
Speaker 1: found in the house. And then we finally go out

865
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:05,400
Speaker 1: to the truck and he's sleeping like just corp straight up,

866
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:10,479
Speaker 1: like sitting just in the chair, sitting in the driver's seat.

867
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 1: And then for the rest of the night we just

868
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:14,399
Speaker 1: smoked a bunch of joints and were like, we found

869
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:17,200
Speaker 1: the body. We found the body. And then the next

870
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:21,080
Speaker 1: day my dad woke up at like a super human time.

871
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:24,719
Speaker 1: Like we all woke up at like noon or you know,

872
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:27,920
Speaker 1: because we're all hungover as ship my dad who partied

873
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 1: just as hard as us, We're already four hours on

874
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:33,320
Speaker 1: the road. They like woke up at like eight am

875
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:35,600
Speaker 1: or seven am or whatever and just got on the road.

876
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 1: And I talked to my dad later, I'm like, so,

877
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:41,320
Speaker 1: what did Scotty the body ever come in and like

878
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:43,840
Speaker 1: get a good night's rest? And he goes, no, you

879
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,479
Speaker 1: just put the seat up right and we hit the road.

880
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:52,360
Speaker 1: Definitely still drunk, for sure. He was still drunk without

881
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:55,160
Speaker 1: a doubt. How many du i are done in the morning, Like,

882
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:58,200
Speaker 1: there's gotta be a significant amount of DUIs in the morning.

883
00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:01,320
Speaker 1: That's probably a decent stat I love. Wait, hang on,

884
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:05,840
Speaker 1: it was like a significant amount, yeah, compared to what

885
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:07,840
Speaker 1: how many are done at night? I don't know, like

886
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:11,600
Speaker 1: or what you think? I think that there's some. I

887
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 1: think there's a significant amount of night. Yeah, yeah, okay,

888
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:19,439
Speaker 1: there's gotta be an ample amount of of I will

889
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:21,360
Speaker 1: say this. I'm not gonna name names, but I have

890
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:23,480
Speaker 1: a friend who got a d u I on the

891
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:28,000
Speaker 1: way to school on like a late day. Yeah, but

892
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:30,640
Speaker 1: who was it? I don't. I don't believe you. Allegedly.

893
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:34,799
Speaker 1: Not allegedly, I'm not saying. Uh. We had these days

894
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:36,480
Speaker 1: like every month where they'd be like it was called

895
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:38,920
Speaker 1: the B Day. Students came like an hour and a

896
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:40,680
Speaker 1: half late because the teachers all had like a meeting,

897
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:44,200
Speaker 1: so parents would be gone from their house because they

898
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 1: go to work. We just go to somebody's house and

899
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:48,880
Speaker 1: drink Big Bear forties and then my friend totally got

900
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:51,480
Speaker 1: a d u I and everyone's like he was drunk

901
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:54,400
Speaker 1: at nine thirty in the morning. Like parents are freaking out,

902
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 1: like that's crazy, Like maybe he's got an issue. That's

903
00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:02,040
Speaker 1: wild as you're just swallowing hole, that's so crazy, dude,

904
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:07,040
Speaker 1: that's so crazy. Yeah, we used to do some of that.

905
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:09,880
Speaker 1: We had an a B day as well, and it

906
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,279
Speaker 1: was like block scheduling, so you would have like if

907
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:14,480
Speaker 1: you had two blocks off in the middle of the day,

908
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:17,080
Speaker 1: which I had my senior year, and then launches in

909
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:18,840
Speaker 1: the middle. You had like four and a half hours

910
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:20,399
Speaker 1: off in the middle of the day. So we would

911
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:23,200
Speaker 1: go play like beer dice at my friend's house, and

912
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:26,000
Speaker 1: then if you lost, you ended up chugging like six

913
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:28,880
Speaker 1: or seven beers within like an hour and then you

914
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:31,600
Speaker 1: have to go back to your class and I lost

915
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 1: and had to chug six or seven beers. Got back

916
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:37,360
Speaker 1: to class and I was in your book photographer. So

917
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:40,279
Speaker 1: my last class of the day was journalism and I

918
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:41,920
Speaker 1: get in there and she was like, can I talk

919
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:45,480
Speaker 1: to you? I'm like, what's up? And uh she said

920
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:51,520
Speaker 1: that I yeah, what's up? And she's like, I'm gonna

921
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:55,080
Speaker 1: fail you because you're not taking enough photos of like

922
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:59,280
Speaker 1: the chess club and you're only taking photos of varsity

923
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:02,960
Speaker 1: football and varsity basketball. And I'm like, well, yeah, those

924
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,200
Speaker 1: are the fun things to take photos of, and don't worry,

925
00:53:05,239 --> 00:53:09,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get around to all the bullshit stuff. Cool guys,

926
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:12,680
Speaker 1: you said bullshit, don't worry about it. But it was

927
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:15,160
Speaker 1: my senior year, so you know, you know, I know

928
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:17,719
Speaker 1: what I'm doing. And she's like, no, I'm I will

929
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:22,080
Speaker 1: on the mid terms. I'm going to give you a D.

930
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:24,960
Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, you're not. And she's like, and

931
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:28,200
Speaker 1: I've already called your mother. You're drunk with power, yeah,

932
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:31,040
Speaker 1: and and she's like you she already called my mother.

933
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:34,359
Speaker 1: And so I'm like recently eighteen like a turned eight team,

934
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:37,360
Speaker 1: like a month ago, and so I was like, I

935
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:40,440
Speaker 1: am a man. You talked to me. You do not

936
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:43,960
Speaker 1: call my mother, You do not call Penny. You talked

937
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:48,279
Speaker 1: to Adam because I'm a man. And She's like, keep

938
00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:50,080
Speaker 1: the funk out of here. And so I'm like, I quit.

939
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:52,920
Speaker 1: And I quit right then, and you quit school or

940
00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:55,520
Speaker 1: you quit I quit here. I quit your book. And

941
00:53:55,640 --> 00:54:00,320
Speaker 1: then I went and uh and got into another class

942
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:03,480
Speaker 1: with another teacher who I went and sat down with

943
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:05,600
Speaker 1: him right then and was like, can I talk to you?

944
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:10,560
Speaker 1: It was AP psychology. I'm still drunk. The teacher who

945
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:12,799
Speaker 1: I got into his class and for sure the year

946
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 1: book teacher probably couldtil I was drunk. This guy, we

947
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:20,000
Speaker 1: found out later was a total alcoholic. He for sure

948
00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:22,920
Speaker 1: knew I was just fucking wasted. And he was like, yes,

949
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:26,360
Speaker 1: you can be an AP psychology and I got an

950
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:29,680
Speaker 1: advanced psychology just drunk as hell, get in here, buddy,

951
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:32,680
Speaker 1: could be you can do it. Hey, we're going to

952
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:37,839
Speaker 1: figure out the psyche to let me check my books. Uh,

953
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:42,759
Speaker 1: sure you could be advanced. You look at aces hell

954
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:46,759
Speaker 1: to me, brod you be advancing my parents. He was

955
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 1: a cool teacher though he would do cool stuff where

956
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:52,200
Speaker 1: like we're pretty sure he's the one that smoked weed

957
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:54,319
Speaker 1: in the in the hallway, and he called the whole

958
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:57,080
Speaker 1: class out in the hallway and be like, hey, guys,

959
00:54:57,239 --> 00:54:59,960
Speaker 1: was the smell. Oh that's time. This dude is playing

960
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:03,160
Speaker 1: of fire. That's weed. And he's like, yeah, that's what

961
00:55:03,239 --> 00:55:06,080
Speaker 1: I thought. Okay, everybody back in. We're gonna watch a

962
00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:10,400
Speaker 1: video about the effects of hallucinogens on the brain. And

963
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:13,239
Speaker 1: then yeah, and then like as you're watching, you're like

964
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:16,719
Speaker 1: black Sabbath video, and and my buddies that are in

965
00:55:16,719 --> 00:55:19,000
Speaker 1: the class where like, obviously he's the one that smoked

966
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:21,239
Speaker 1: the weed or else it wouldn't have lined up with

967
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:25,600
Speaker 1: his curriculum so perfectly that he would smoke weed and

968
00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:28,160
Speaker 1: then be like come out here and smell. This guy

969
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:34,520
Speaker 1: was like begging to get in here watching pretty cool. Yeah,

970
00:55:34,719 --> 00:55:39,200
Speaker 1: he was cool. We would invite him to our like

971
00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:42,440
Speaker 1: you know how you have graduation parties and when you graduate,

972
00:55:42,719 --> 00:55:45,600
Speaker 1: and we'd invite him to those graduation parties and he

973
00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:49,000
Speaker 1: would come and fucking pound beers with our parents. It

974
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:53,680
Speaker 1: sounds kind of sad. And I went back home for

975
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:55,520
Speaker 1: like the Fourth of July parade. I saw one of

976
00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:59,080
Speaker 1: my old teachers at the parade is hammered and we

977
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:01,719
Speaker 1: did not get along. But he was probably a cool guy.

978
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:03,600
Speaker 1: And I was like a piece of ship. And he

979
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:06,359
Speaker 1: was like, hey you and I'm like, oh, hey, what's up.

980
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:08,160
Speaker 1: This is like a couple of years out of college.

981
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:10,799
Speaker 1: He's like, what are you doing. I'm like, I live

982
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:15,880
Speaker 1: in all he goes and uh he was like me,

983
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:20,640
Speaker 1: divorce doesn't matter. And I was like okay, and uh

984
00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:23,560
Speaker 1: now I'm like this dude is fucking tight. Yeah, so

985
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:27,640
Speaker 1: now this guy freaking rules divorce doesn't matter. I never

986
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:31,799
Speaker 1: loved her anyways, all right. I was like, you're human, now, dude,

987
00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:34,640
Speaker 1: let the guard down. And then he plays Mary Funk

988
00:56:34,719 --> 00:56:38,560
Speaker 1: Kill with Mary Funk killing you and two friends of

989
00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:40,400
Speaker 1: yours from high school. You're like, what, you don't have

990
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:43,239
Speaker 1: to do this. We gotta go. Mr. I would have

991
00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:46,799
Speaker 1: fucked you just so you know. Yeah, I can tell

992
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:53,480
Speaker 1: I gotta go eat my ass, eat my And with that,

993
00:56:53,800 --> 00:57:00,239
Speaker 1: are there any hallbacks, takebacks, apologies, or compliments. They're called acts.

994
00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:01,759
Speaker 1: Is a new one? I like, well, there's a lot

995
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:06,239
Speaker 1: of callbacks. There's eat my favorite jokes. One of the

996
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:09,399
Speaker 1: favorite jokes. We'd like to talk about everything that came up. Well,

997
00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:15,239
Speaker 1: I will say regarding Mary Kill, zero apologies. Okay, No,

998
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:17,680
Speaker 1: that's just how we feel and that's just deep seated

999
00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:21,040
Speaker 1: and we obviously it seems like we wants to fuck

1000
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:24,920
Speaker 1: me the most. And I will compliment Blake on what

1001
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:28,400
Speaker 1: a fun game bringing what famous person that's dead would

1002
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:30,520
Speaker 1: you bring that? That's a great idea of things. Well,

1003
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:32,640
Speaker 1: it sucks that you went first, because I was also

1004
00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:36,000
Speaker 1: going to compliment Blake on and having that fun game.

1005
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:39,320
Speaker 1: Not all the rules were hammered out, but and that

1006
00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:41,320
Speaker 1: was part of the fun about it is we were

1007
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:44,800
Speaker 1: figuring it out as we're going. And this is why

1008
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:50,040
Speaker 1: this this cast is fully casting. That's right, babe, that's

1009
00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:52,400
Speaker 1: it out of you nearly right on the head with

1010
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:57,439
Speaker 1: that one. The cast and cast and baby dude, we're

1011
00:57:57,600 --> 00:58:02,160
Speaker 1: casting away caught one can have casting uh and casting

1012
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:05,240
Speaker 1: a fishing line. I'd like to compliment Dennis Divine on

1013
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:09,920
Speaker 1: his party attitude when we were in south By Southwest

1014
00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:13,320
Speaker 1: like ten years ago. Shout out his his ability to

1015
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:15,680
Speaker 1: get up in the morning and handle his biz and

1016
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:18,320
Speaker 1: go home to his wife after crying him with twenty

1017
00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:22,120
Speaker 1: two years old. I think that was just compliments to

1018
00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:24,960
Speaker 1: the chef. I hope my parents listen to this together

1019
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:27,640
Speaker 1: and they get it in an argument ten years after

1020
00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:31,439
Speaker 1: the fact, they will, they will all checks out. Yeah,

1021
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:35,080
Speaker 1: anybody who gets up early, shout out to you. Yeah.

1022
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:38,640
Speaker 1: And you know, I originally I was going to apologize

1023
00:58:38,680 --> 00:58:41,320
Speaker 1: for not having the rules hashed out to my game,

1024
00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:45,080
Speaker 1: but after hearing your guys praise for me, I I

1025
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:47,680
Speaker 1: really appreciate it. I won't apologize for that, and I

1026
00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:51,439
Speaker 1: will continue to think of zany games with rules, I guess,

1027
00:58:52,840 --> 00:58:57,120
Speaker 1: and that is important. Is important, alright, See you next

1028
00:58:57,200 --> 00:59:05,800
Speaker 1: week on Aaraters do a hand a little pasta