1 00:00:02,120 --> 00:00:09,680 Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode about alchemy. That's COVID. You're 2 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:12,840 Speaker 1: saying that too much longer. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock, Yes, 3 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:18,520 Speaker 1: that Kevin Pollock. Well, when pigs Pigs five or gosh, 4 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:22,560 Speaker 1: next Tuesday, isn't horrible? When I digress, let's meet Roz 5 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:26,880 Speaker 1: MICHELLI no particular order. Say hey to Craig Kakowski. Kaw 6 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:35,080 Speaker 1: give us a completely selfish wish for one uh man, 7 00:00:35,159 --> 00:00:39,000 Speaker 1: I'd love to shoot uh fifty episodes of television in 8 00:00:39,159 --> 00:00:44,519 Speaker 1: fifty two weeks. It seems completely fair. I'd love that 9 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:48,040 Speaker 1: two weeks vacation, right, uh and guessing do you want 10 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:51,880 Speaker 1: broadcast television? So it's that extra broadcast television money that's 11 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:55,000 Speaker 1: exactly left, not even Fox. I want the old three 12 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:58,440 Speaker 1: Networks original three. Yes, I want the original three O 13 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:01,040 Speaker 1: three every day of the week. You know, these could 14 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:05,520 Speaker 1: be These could be fifty guest spots. That is a 15 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:09,080 Speaker 1: serious downplay on your selfish wish list. I think if 16 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:11,400 Speaker 1: I don't work fifty weeks, I can't qualify for the 17 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:19,160 Speaker 1: new SAG insurance. All right now, let's please welcome Caroline Carter. 18 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,760 Speaker 1: Dr Brown will see you now as a child, was 19 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:28,400 Speaker 1: it easy to sleep on Christmas Eve. Uh well, yes, 20 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:32,960 Speaker 1: but it took um getting used to because I'm sure 21 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:34,600 Speaker 1: this will come as a surprise to no one, But 22 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:36,360 Speaker 1: when I was a kid, I did have to sleep 23 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:43,360 Speaker 1: in a back brace um for my scolios. So that's 24 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:46,440 Speaker 1: unrelated to why I do comedy. It's just a little detail. 25 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:51,880 Speaker 1: I thought I care, but once I got yes, that's 26 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:59,440 Speaker 1: right exactly. Well, thank you for all of that. We 27 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:01,680 Speaker 1: all record in the show. Yeah, did you want to say? 28 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:05,360 Speaker 1: Now now that we've had this, you have to They're 29 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:20,959 Speaker 1: all saying, Hi, all right, happy festivals, happy festivates. Uh yeah, 30 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:25,920 Speaker 1: Gay Anthony, I'm the tallest man. And by the way, 31 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,760 Speaker 1: before you ask any question, I have literally just been 32 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:34,120 Speaker 1: crowned the tallest man in Valley Village, California. I'm very tall. 33 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:37,520 Speaker 1: I'm very tall. Well, then your question is how and 34 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:41,240 Speaker 1: why is that a thing? Well? They need you always 35 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:43,280 Speaker 1: need to know. Like when I walk into a room, 36 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:46,840 Speaker 1: I'm like, who's the biggest, who's the who's the dumpiest? 37 00:02:46,919 --> 00:02:49,760 Speaker 1: Like I'm all about labels. I'm all about labels. I'm 38 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:54,079 Speaker 1: all about race and color and religions. And so I 39 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:57,120 Speaker 1: wrote the city council to ask if they have a 40 00:02:57,200 --> 00:03:00,320 Speaker 1: tallest man yet, and they said no, And then I 41 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:03,400 Speaker 1: went out and got as a maasorer who comes around, 42 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:04,920 Speaker 1: and I went out and got his number, and the 43 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:06,680 Speaker 1: maajor it came to my hand. They measure you while 44 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:10,600 Speaker 1: you're sleeping, a praiser, the hide a praiser. So I'm 45 00:03:10,639 --> 00:03:14,000 Speaker 1: literally the tallest man in Valley Buility, and you're even 46 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:19,840 Speaker 1: a little under like when you're laying down, you're the 47 00:03:19,919 --> 00:03:22,560 Speaker 1: tallest right when you wake up in the morning. Yeah, exactly. 48 00:03:22,639 --> 00:03:25,480 Speaker 1: So that's why they maajoring while you're sleeping. I just 49 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:30,680 Speaker 1: did a spittake with coffee for real. Thank you, James Now, Christovarado, 50 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:37,000 Speaker 1: Chris Krinkleman, how are you at receiving horrible gifts? I'm 51 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:41,720 Speaker 1: bad at receiving gifts in general. I don't I've never 52 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:45,040 Speaker 1: understood the person who wants to open the gifts immediately 53 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:46,840 Speaker 1: from the person who's given it to them, say like 54 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:49,160 Speaker 1: a bar, like they're having a party at birthday party. 55 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:52,160 Speaker 1: I will hold the gifts, open them later at home, 56 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:55,520 Speaker 1: because I'm not that good of an actor to sit 57 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:57,440 Speaker 1: there and open it and look you right in your 58 00:03:57,440 --> 00:03:59,560 Speaker 1: eyes and be like this is this is so great? 59 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:03,840 Speaker 1: I loathe that moment. And when I give someone a gift, 60 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:05,720 Speaker 1: I always say you don't have to open it. Now, 61 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:07,840 Speaker 1: you don't have to open I just hate that moment. 62 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:11,000 Speaker 1: So it is. It is a horrible moment. Also a 63 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:14,960 Speaker 1: quick note, looks like a Christmas angel this this mone 64 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:17,440 Speaker 1: record because her room is all white and she's wearing 65 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:20,839 Speaker 1: a white sweater and she looks looks very angelic. And 66 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:25,200 Speaker 1: the white snowball microphone also, it must be it must 67 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:29,719 Speaker 1: be the microphone. It's the snowball. It's subconsciously got him. Yeah. 68 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:33,760 Speaker 1: We had an aunt Bessie, who would always, uh, try 69 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:36,279 Speaker 1: on the new dress my mom would get her for 70 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:38,760 Speaker 1: the holiday, and then say does this make me look fat? 71 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:42,039 Speaker 1: And at eleven years old I had had it. Don't 72 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:45,080 Speaker 1: took me to eleven before I said, best, you want 73 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:52,160 Speaker 1: to know what makes you look fat? Vision we can 74 00:04:52,279 --> 00:05:01,240 Speaker 1: see you want to lose a couple of pounds. Best, Yeah, 75 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:04,159 Speaker 1: I just stepped on the paddle at eleven whatever, nobody 76 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:12,800 Speaker 1: was woke and you could say whatever you wanted anyway. Uh, James, Hey, 77 00:05:12,839 --> 00:05:17,360 Speaker 1: there's James Heeny. Jimmy Schmankelhanes if asked by senator to 78 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:20,680 Speaker 1: create a replacement for ho ho ho, what do you got? 79 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:27,920 Speaker 1: Uh it would be um hmm, well I guess ho 80 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:30,000 Speaker 1: ho ho doesn't it's not really good. So I just 81 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:33,440 Speaker 1: I think it would be like hip hip hooray. Oh 82 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:37,359 Speaker 1: that's taken. That's taken. Uh, it would just be like married. 83 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:41,080 Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. Certainly not ho ho ho, 84 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:47,120 Speaker 1: because that's ridiculous. Uh. Maybe maybe hooray, hooray, hooray. But 85 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:51,480 Speaker 1: keeping it in threes, I like that. Yeah, well of course, yeah, yes, 86 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,440 Speaker 1: we don't have to have three. I didn't even consider 87 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:57,359 Speaker 1: can recommend them, by the way speak he he he. 88 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:01,640 Speaker 1: And last, but only two French ends. If you think 89 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:05,600 Speaker 1: of Lee's it's Joey Greer, Dill pickled Donny, Why no 90 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:10,279 Speaker 1: presents this year because people don't deserve them and let's 91 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:13,120 Speaker 1: do a damn show. All of our saint suggestions are 92 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:15,680 Speaker 1: gathered from their listener emails or from our Patreon v 93 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:17,839 Speaker 1: I p s to become a patron supporter of the 94 00:06:17,839 --> 00:06:22,080 Speaker 1: show and enjoy exclusive content another perks, such as a 95 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:25,240 Speaker 1: video of what's happening right the funk Now. Just head 96 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:28,160 Speaker 1: on over to patreon dot com slash Alchemy if you'd 97 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:30,640 Speaker 1: like to submit a scene suggestion via email. Please write 98 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:35,839 Speaker 1: to the podcast. That's it just right to us. Oh 99 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:38,000 Speaker 1: at your name here at alchemy this dot com. That's 100 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:47,159 Speaker 1: your name here seen. One in fact comes from listener 101 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:59,520 Speaker 1: Kara or Kira. Mm hmm k I r a Kira, Kira. 102 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:03,120 Speaker 1: I think it's scared Knightly. Fu me, it says Kara Knightley. 103 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:07,080 Speaker 1: I didn't even see the last names, so weird. Kara 104 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,960 Speaker 1: Knightley wrote, hello again us. It's been listening for a 105 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,680 Speaker 1: long time and it was really to have my scene 106 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:14,400 Speaker 1: suggestion us. So it's let's see if I can reach 107 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:19,080 Speaker 1: that high again. Suggestion of paranoid store clerk that thinks 108 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:22,640 Speaker 1: everyone is stealing from his store. You've not heard the 109 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:26,200 Speaker 1: last for me, Kara Knightley, Indiana did not know she moved. 110 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:32,520 Speaker 1: And just one of those magazines from the lower rack 111 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:36,120 Speaker 1: over there. You want one of the Parnos, which one 112 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:39,720 Speaker 1: just one of one of the pornography magazines, which one 113 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:44,960 Speaker 1: just tell me my name? Yeah, Holy sh it, Dan Bishop, 114 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:49,720 Speaker 1: how are you doing? But you know, I was just 115 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:51,720 Speaker 1: around the neighborhood. I just bumped into your wife. I 116 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:54,080 Speaker 1: was like, well, how's Dan doing. She's like you want't 117 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:56,800 Speaker 1: you just pop into the convenience. Story's over in there. 118 00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:59,120 Speaker 1: He's just like, you get some candy or something. And 119 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:02,119 Speaker 1: I said, you know what, whatever he gets, I'm gonna buy. 120 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:07,480 Speaker 1: Go so far, sir, it's just the jugs and some gum. 121 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:12,440 Speaker 1: Did you want anything else? That's fine? Yeah, we'll get 122 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:15,680 Speaker 1: a jug of milk. Yeah. Yeah, I'll get the jug 123 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:19,680 Speaker 1: of milk. So at very least it's two jugs of milk. 124 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:22,600 Speaker 1: But in this case, it's a magazine. It's a magazine. 125 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:26,280 Speaker 1: But what is this? Uh? No? And that's Kara Nitley 126 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:32,600 Speaker 1: on the cover. Wow, that's who I think. I have 127 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:38,120 Speaker 1: to tell you something. I uh, do you smell? What 128 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:43,080 Speaker 1: are you smelling? I can't excuse me. It was very 129 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:45,520 Speaker 1: generous of you to offer to buy whatever this man wanted. 130 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:48,320 Speaker 1: But did you just put some candy in your pocket? 131 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:53,520 Speaker 1: H Yeah? Did you just put the Snickers in your pocket? No? No, 132 00:08:53,559 --> 00:08:58,200 Speaker 1: I put my hands in my pack your pockets? Please? Okay, 133 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:01,160 Speaker 1: listen up. We're gonna go in there, and you're act 134 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:04,480 Speaker 1: like nothing's happening. Okay, that's cause nothing's happening. I'm gonna 135 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:07,600 Speaker 1: actually nothing's happening, because nothing's happening. I have a gun 136 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:12,240 Speaker 1: in my jacket, right right, I understand that, I understand. Okay, okay, 137 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:15,559 Speaker 1: just I'm already to acting like nothing's happening. Yeah, you're 138 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:18,480 Speaker 1: you're actually really good at this. Oh, thank you very much. 139 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:21,880 Speaker 1: I took up a class when I was in pre 140 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:25,800 Speaker 1: K through six. Oh look at my face is talking, 141 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:31,679 Speaker 1: and what what would happen is people would Okay, looking there, 142 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:35,160 Speaker 1: you're doing your job. Here we go changing chinging, alright, 143 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:37,719 Speaker 1: just browsing. We're just browsing. Excuse let me just tell 144 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:41,880 Speaker 1: the clerk. Hey, man, ain't nothing happening. What's that I said? 145 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:45,520 Speaker 1: Nothing's happening. Thank you for the update. Appreciate it. I 146 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:50,480 Speaker 1: didn't steal anything. I didn't take anything. No, no candy bar, 147 00:09:50,559 --> 00:09:52,800 Speaker 1: I've been taking nothing. Why are you refusing to empty 148 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:56,319 Speaker 1: your pockets? Then? Because I didn't take anything, you're you're 149 00:09:57,280 --> 00:10:02,040 Speaker 1: you're saying that you're what's under hey, captain jugs? Then 150 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:05,240 Speaker 1: talking to your pal. I think that I think that 151 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:09,120 Speaker 1: you're seeing is something underneath his jeans. You mean, it's 152 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:13,760 Speaker 1: pre talk inappropriate? You know what? I can't be in here. 153 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:16,520 Speaker 1: This is somebody's I worked with a friend of mine, 154 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:20,440 Speaker 1: Franco Franco from the appearance it actually it seems like 155 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:23,559 Speaker 1: something is happening in the head and if we add, 156 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:26,840 Speaker 1: if we add to it, then it's gonna be a 157 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:29,280 Speaker 1: whole thing happening. All right, I don't want this to 158 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:30,880 Speaker 1: be a whole state. Listen, we're in here so you 159 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:33,440 Speaker 1: can get two or three items to keep you alive 160 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:35,280 Speaker 1: for the next three days until your family sends me 161 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:37,840 Speaker 1: the money. Okay, right, right, So go ahead and pick 162 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:41,079 Speaker 1: out a couple of eyeas and let's get out of here. Happening. 163 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:43,760 Speaker 1: I'm gonna move fast, but I gotta think about this. 164 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:47,960 Speaker 1: I know I need protein, and I know cheese and peanut, 165 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,000 Speaker 1: but I have protein at them, so I'm probably gonna 166 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,480 Speaker 1: get some naps cheese and peanut, but the crack does 167 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:55,160 Speaker 1: Let me ask the man if they have naps because 168 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:59,680 Speaker 1: I only like naws. Look, I didn't do a damn 169 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:03,240 Speaker 1: all right, I'm not listen. I know you can talk 170 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:06,080 Speaker 1: on you. Yes, I'm sorry, Hold on a second, Yes, sir, Hey, 171 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:10,040 Speaker 1: nothing's happening, But do you have knabs, cheese and peanut butter? Crack? 172 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:16,080 Speaker 1: Because I got this copy of Jugs? Okay, okay, Mr 173 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:23,800 Speaker 1: Bishop Steve, Hey, Hey, guys, Hey, Bishop Franco, how are 174 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:30,480 Speaker 1: you doing? Hello? Hey, good, good good? This is um. 175 00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:36,720 Speaker 1: This is Karen's brother. I know how are you okay? Good? Yeah? 176 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:39,320 Speaker 1: Last time I heard people were looking for you. This 177 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:42,560 Speaker 1: is amazing that you found in Franco. This is huge. 178 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:47,760 Speaker 1: Tell him, tell him how you're doing. Everything's fine, everything's fine, 179 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:51,199 Speaker 1: and nothing's happening. Everything's fine. Look at my shoulders move 180 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:54,440 Speaker 1: and they move because they everything's fine. Well, George, your 181 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:56,839 Speaker 1: kids are worried about you. Did you did you want 182 00:11:56,840 --> 00:12:01,280 Speaker 1: to get in contact with them or anything? Or? Uh? 183 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:03,000 Speaker 1: Did you guys want to have this meeting in the 184 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,200 Speaker 1: parking lot? Because I know here to sell? This is 185 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:08,240 Speaker 1: a store. Do you have something in your pants? Dude? 186 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:13,040 Speaker 1: Definitely not talking to me. I'd like to purchase a 187 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:17,040 Speaker 1: copy of Jugs, please, sir? Would you like this month? 188 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:19,560 Speaker 1: I had? The last six months? The last six months, 189 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:22,000 Speaker 1: I don't take them all? Alrighty? Do you have the 190 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:24,839 Speaker 1: latest with Kira Nightley on the cover? We do, Okay, 191 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:27,920 Speaker 1: I have a Jug subscription, but I also enjoy picking 192 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:31,320 Speaker 1: it up in person. Interesting, and let me get the 193 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:35,200 Speaker 1: previous month with an even thinner woman. All right, let's see. 194 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:39,880 Speaker 1: My name is Claude Divine by the way, Mr Divine, 195 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:43,400 Speaker 1: lovely to meet you. Is there anything else I can 196 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:47,200 Speaker 1: get you? Uh? What are what are the pornographic magazines 197 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:50,280 Speaker 1: do you have? Well? We've got listening to this. Should 198 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:55,520 Speaker 1: we just go outside or I mean the Marrier photography 199 00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:58,840 Speaker 1: for all I'm purchasing. We're around for the house, ye 200 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,679 Speaker 1: were that's supposed to it's if it's getting give it out. 201 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:05,240 Speaker 1: I'll take one. But that's not what I was Dand 202 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:06,760 Speaker 1: can you talk? Can you come and talk to me 203 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:11,400 Speaker 1: in the in the bedroom for a second? Um? Yeah, 204 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:16,400 Speaker 1: what was that? What was I? I wasn't coming to 205 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:19,800 Speaker 1: bed right now? I was to me in the bedroom? 206 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,560 Speaker 1: Didn't they going to bed with me? Dan? Okay, I 207 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:25,439 Speaker 1: have a second. What's up? What is up with you? Dan? 208 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:28,040 Speaker 1: Your your mind is scattering? You don't want to go 209 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:33,920 Speaker 1: in the bedroom. And little Henry he found a porno magh, 210 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:38,760 Speaker 1: Oh my god? What do you think to where? You 211 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:45,319 Speaker 1: know what? That? God damn wicker store. I am suspicious 212 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:50,040 Speaker 1: that behind the calendar they they sell nudy max. I 213 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:53,720 Speaker 1: bet you he got it there. I'll talk to them, 214 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:58,920 Speaker 1: my toolship. That's son of a bit. That's how they 215 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:03,480 Speaker 1: get people. Dad. Sorry, I can't sleep tonight. I just 216 00:14:04,679 --> 00:14:14,240 Speaker 1: keep thinking about It's about Karen Knightly's boobs. Thought it 217 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:19,200 Speaker 1: was just all smooth underneath, like kind of under um, 218 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:23,000 Speaker 1: like the Reverence pants, you know, he has that bulge 219 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:27,440 Speaker 1: and his pants, and I just I'm thinking about um, 220 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:34,160 Speaker 1: Kierra Nightly, I'm really Scared's just go to It's okay, God, 221 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:38,680 Speaker 1: damn it. Dan, she has he has look at my face. 222 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:41,000 Speaker 1: I'm talking acting class coming up, all right, And now 223 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,280 Speaker 1: he's just in his head and he can't He's not 224 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:46,320 Speaker 1: gonna be able to focus. Well, do you think this 225 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:49,200 Speaker 1: is my fault? That's how they get people addicted to pornography. 226 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:51,920 Speaker 1: They go around to the neighborhood homes and they sneak 227 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,440 Speaker 1: this stuff in. Then you're gonna addicted to it. Where 228 00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:57,240 Speaker 1: am I gonna find it? Is that? What happened? You 229 00:14:57,240 --> 00:15:02,840 Speaker 1: found it? In? Whose toolship? You? We're looking for the sauce? 230 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:05,960 Speaker 1: You know what. I'm gonna talk to the owner of 231 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:14,760 Speaker 1: that club tomorrow or or there. Franco, I understand. I 232 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:17,880 Speaker 1: understand that my life is in great danger and that 233 00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:20,960 Speaker 1: you at all times have a either a knife or 234 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:25,080 Speaker 1: be or gone or see some type of explosive device. 235 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:28,720 Speaker 1: Ain't at me, But if you take me to public places, 236 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:32,960 Speaker 1: sooner or later, people gonna realize something's going on. I'm 237 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:36,960 Speaker 1: a missing man, Franco. I know, I know, George. Look 238 00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:41,880 Speaker 1: I've been doing something in myself. But Franco, well, you're 239 00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:46,440 Speaker 1: my wife, you're my wife's brother. Yes, And I'm hoping 240 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:50,200 Speaker 1: your family sends me money, which means I'm asking for 241 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:53,560 Speaker 1: basically my in laws to send me money for your return. 242 00:15:53,760 --> 00:16:05,080 Speaker 1: And Franco, we've we've all kidding that family members before. 243 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:11,880 Speaker 1: Is that true? Of course, we can't. Look. While we 244 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:14,640 Speaker 1: were in that store, I took a book called hey 245 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:18,440 Speaker 1: look who I stole? What? I took a book when 246 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:23,160 Speaker 1: we were in that store called hey look who I stole? Wow? 247 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:26,080 Speaker 1: Did you sell that for yourself? Or I took it 248 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:30,840 Speaker 1: for you? I saw hurt in your eyes? Here? Hold 249 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:34,560 Speaker 1: they got in a quick place. Okay, hold this knife? Please? 250 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:39,400 Speaker 1: All right, all these okay, let me take a look 251 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:45,760 Speaker 1: at that book. One page and the only page is 252 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:48,720 Speaker 1: page seventy two, and all the rest of the pages 253 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:52,360 Speaker 1: have been ripped out, and it's just it's it's like 254 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:56,440 Speaker 1: it's like aluminum foil. I can see my reflection in it. Yeah, 255 00:16:56,800 --> 00:17:00,520 Speaker 1: that's the whole point of the book. Hello neighbors, Sorry 256 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:04,840 Speaker 1: to interrupt Claude divine here, I have excess pornography. Uh 257 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:08,080 Speaker 1: did you would you mind taking some off my hands? 258 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:12,320 Speaker 1: Mr Franco has a two ship in the bat I'm 259 00:17:12,359 --> 00:17:16,880 Speaker 1: afraid Mr Franco doesn't have a lot of roommate. Oh, 260 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:22,040 Speaker 1: there's always room for another pornography magazine. Well, if you 261 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:24,800 Speaker 1: got anything with a thin white lady on it, I'd 262 00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:28,920 Speaker 1: be interested in. George loves thin white ladies. Do that 263 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:39,560 Speaker 1: is sne number one lad? Yeah, he too comes from Patreon. 264 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:45,760 Speaker 1: I p Moan You remember mo who wrote, Hey Gang, 265 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:50,439 Speaker 1: I love Caroline Cotter. What look at that? By the way, 266 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:54,359 Speaker 1: I take a number. So my scene suggestion is as follows. 267 00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:57,800 Speaker 1: A group of burly pirates are excited for the release 268 00:17:57,840 --> 00:18:05,119 Speaker 1: of the new Apple I Pad. They got the jokes 269 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:13,600 Speaker 1: built in. Thanks for all the laughs, patron supporter Mo 270 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:19,920 Speaker 1: Bourbon just has to go. Well, Okay, we've got Cure 271 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,760 Speaker 1: Nightly coming here. Okay, they're doing a whole new parts 272 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,480 Speaker 1: of the Caribbean exhibit here with us. All right, so 273 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:28,880 Speaker 1: look we've gotta sell this alright, I understand you get 274 00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:30,959 Speaker 1: what I'm saying here. Okay, this is not just this 275 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:34,600 Speaker 1: is the flagship store here. People. We got a duty, 276 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:42,919 Speaker 1: all right, we did? Somebody say duty? The boss said duty? 277 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:45,639 Speaker 1: I did? I did? All right? Now listen, all right, 278 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:51,360 Speaker 1: check your pants? Check your pants? Check your pants? Who 279 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:55,600 Speaker 1: say duty must check? Yes? Pants? Okay? Oh my god? 280 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:58,960 Speaker 1: You know the old pirate right who duty must check? 281 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:03,400 Speaker 1: Kiss pants? Who does not move must learn? That's right? 282 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,320 Speaker 1: And if you don't have a ship in your pants, 283 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:08,120 Speaker 1: you gotta dance. Okay, I actually did need to change 284 00:19:08,119 --> 00:19:11,800 Speaker 1: my pants. Um okay, and dance. Don't forget that part? 285 00:19:12,119 --> 00:19:13,879 Speaker 1: Right mark, do you mind just taken over for a second, 286 00:19:14,359 --> 00:19:20,240 Speaker 1: be right back. Okay, Hey guys, So today's the release 287 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:24,840 Speaker 1: of pretty big product. How did you you? Guys? Will 288 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:27,800 Speaker 1: you guys? Will How long have you worked here an Apple? 289 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:32,920 Speaker 1: Five years? Five years? Six days in an hour? Wow? 290 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,320 Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just down here for the big release. 291 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:40,760 Speaker 1: I'm regional manager. When you say down here, where did 292 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:48,440 Speaker 1: you come from? Up there? Where? And you know what 293 00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:51,720 Speaker 1: they say. If you step with your shoe, you must 294 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:56,000 Speaker 1: take a pooh. You right, step with your shoe, you 295 00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:58,920 Speaker 1: must take a pooh. And if that hurts take off 296 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:02,639 Speaker 1: your shirt. That's hey, let's see you underneath the shirt. 297 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:05,600 Speaker 1: Let's see your underneath. Let's see the underneath. I'm not 298 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,480 Speaker 1: taking my shirt off. I'm not taking my shirt off. 299 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:12,399 Speaker 1: In fact, you guys aren't wearing the appropriate attire for 300 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:18,760 Speaker 1: the floor. Are you even trained to do the geek tables? 301 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,919 Speaker 1: The Apple? Hey? Mark, Look, I'm sorry to call you, you 302 00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:23,960 Speaker 1: you know, so short note just right before the holidays too. 303 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,040 Speaker 1: But I'm looking at some of the complaints and all 304 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:29,840 Speaker 1: that here instead of the genius desk, and it's we 305 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:31,560 Speaker 1: got a whole brand thing we've been working on for 306 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,199 Speaker 1: a long time. Mark. You know that you've been with 307 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:34,960 Speaker 1: us since you know, we were in Presadena and we 308 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,480 Speaker 1: brought you over here in the downtown you know story 309 00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:39,320 Speaker 1: because we wanted to. We wanted to bring the people 310 00:20:39,359 --> 00:20:41,840 Speaker 1: that we trusted. But it seems like I don't know 311 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:44,760 Speaker 1: what's going on in your life. But I requested this 312 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:48,760 Speaker 1: week off for the holidays, and I'm a little scattered. Uh, 313 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:52,280 Speaker 1: most of my family ended up leaving without me to 314 00:20:52,359 --> 00:20:55,199 Speaker 1: go on the Christmas vacation. I'm supposed to pop on 315 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:57,280 Speaker 1: over there afterwards. Well, Mark, I'm also looking out of 316 00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:58,919 Speaker 1: the several employees have been working with you for a 317 00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:01,000 Speaker 1: couple of years, five years, to be exactly. You just 318 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:07,359 Speaker 1: didn't know you store. You don't understand it. These people 319 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:11,480 Speaker 1: they aren't normal. Okay they have and it's gonna sound 320 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:15,320 Speaker 1: pretty judgy, but it's odd. They got pet clakes, they 321 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:19,399 Speaker 1: got gold teeth, they got eyes missing hooks, frands. I 322 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:22,040 Speaker 1: don't even know how to relate to them. Okay. I 323 00:21:22,119 --> 00:21:25,440 Speaker 1: felt like I was being surrounded and somebody was gonna 324 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:27,480 Speaker 1: I don't know, I felt I felt like I was 325 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:33,320 Speaker 1: in danger town there. What do you mean? I can't 326 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:37,760 Speaker 1: get it, Dad. I want a new eye badge now, 327 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:41,280 Speaker 1: and I'll get out there. Those are for pirates. I'm 328 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:43,159 Speaker 1: gonna take out my eye and they don't need the 329 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:45,480 Speaker 1: eye pats moon I did. If I take up my eye, 330 00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:50,639 Speaker 1: I'll need an I patch. Hold her up. Look where 331 00:21:50,359 --> 00:21:54,200 Speaker 1: we're getting burgers for the entire family. Okay, and that's 332 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,000 Speaker 1: all we're getting. We're not going to stop at the 333 00:21:56,000 --> 00:22:01,280 Speaker 1: apple store. Okay. Hey, I'm gonna help you folks. Burgers. Yep, 334 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:05,240 Speaker 1: what kind of burgers would you like? They're kiddos, Dad, 335 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:11,720 Speaker 1: speak up, tell them what you want. Burger keeps taking 336 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:16,480 Speaker 1: a ship he's taking a shd inline. He must be 337 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:19,720 Speaker 1: a pirate. Pirus take boops. Remember that they poop and dance. 338 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:23,240 Speaker 1: Did you hire that guy to say that? No, Dad, 339 00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:26,159 Speaker 1: to see I need it. I need it, sir. We 340 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:31,399 Speaker 1: need for burgers, family style, for burgers, family style coming 341 00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:38,040 Speaker 1: up for family It smells like ship. Somebody shut up? 342 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:41,399 Speaker 1: Do you want me to ruin the holidays? Because I 343 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:44,720 Speaker 1: will until you need in public. I'm not getting you 344 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:49,040 Speaker 1: an iPad. Sorry. I know I said there are no 345 00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:54,640 Speaker 1: bad ideas today, but Steve, come on, man the eye patch? 346 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:59,840 Speaker 1: What the fuck? Anybody else not? That's not helpful. Yeah, 347 00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:03,879 Speaker 1: I have good idea, Laura. I guess first order of 348 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:09,080 Speaker 1: businesses maybe fire Steve stupid ass here. But before you 349 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:12,480 Speaker 1: fire my stupid ass, just just just hear me out here. 350 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:16,080 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'd be great if you could pack. 351 00:23:16,119 --> 00:23:17,720 Speaker 1: If your shouldn't be out by noon, but go ahead, 352 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,960 Speaker 1: let's hear you. Look, I'll pack my ship. I'll be 353 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,479 Speaker 1: out of here by noon. I'll be out of here 354 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:23,879 Speaker 1: by eleven fifty nine. If you guys don't understand what 355 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:28,199 Speaker 1: I'm saying, okay, I'm that sincere Marcia, I see that 356 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:33,960 Speaker 1: look on your face. I know, but look, look, look, 357 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:36,119 Speaker 1: I just think it's just sucking, stupid idea. So if 358 00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:39,159 Speaker 1: that's reflected on my face, it's not. Yeah, that's the 359 00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:41,160 Speaker 1: look I was talking. If I give it a name, 360 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:44,920 Speaker 1: it would be disdained. Let's hear you out, Steve. Remember 361 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:48,720 Speaker 1: Google Glass when that came around. Yeah it stunk, Yes, 362 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:52,000 Speaker 1: it did stink. Gave me did something better? It was? 363 00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:54,000 Speaker 1: It was too much out there. It's like a like 364 00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:58,320 Speaker 1: a fly with those convex eyes. You're simplified. Go down one, 365 00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:02,560 Speaker 1: go down one, all the way down to pirates to 366 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:07,680 Speaker 1: one patch, one eye. Uh huh, keep talking. But that's 367 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:12,879 Speaker 1: all I had makes sense. I should like that idea. 368 00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:16,240 Speaker 1: I like that idea, Steve. Are you saying that inside 369 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:19,080 Speaker 1: the patch the eye will see things like a cyborg 370 00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,560 Speaker 1: the eyes able to see things. You can even pinch 371 00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:25,439 Speaker 1: and zoom from the outside of it, can I just? 372 00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:28,240 Speaker 1: I mean, here's my concern with it is if we're 373 00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:31,480 Speaker 1: marketing this towards pirates and they happen to be missing 374 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:33,880 Speaker 1: one eye and they cover the one good eye they 375 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:36,360 Speaker 1: have with this patch, well then they won't be able 376 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:39,040 Speaker 1: to see anything. And if they cover their missing eye, 377 00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:42,760 Speaker 1: well then then they won't see the patch. You see 378 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:46,880 Speaker 1: the problems. I got one more minute to walk out 379 00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:51,240 Speaker 1: of here. Hold on a second, Laura, could you, uh 380 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:54,520 Speaker 1: explain a little bit further because I'm starting to feel 381 00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:57,320 Speaker 1: what you're saying. Well, here's what I'm saying. Is this 382 00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:59,680 Speaker 1: I at the Apple eye patch. It seems like it 383 00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:03,240 Speaker 1: would be at least angled towards a big pirate market. 384 00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:08,720 Speaker 1: But hold on, let me just I just explaining. Laura 385 00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:12,080 Speaker 1: also sucks. She obviously still has her jaw wired shop 386 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:14,320 Speaker 1: from the surgery she had last week, so I'm know 387 00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:18,520 Speaker 1: I'm talking about that. Yeah, you're teting a shot people. Okay, 388 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:23,920 Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen the moment you've been waiting for. Apple's 389 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:32,960 Speaker 1: keynote speaker, Lauren apple Ball. Okay, everybody, thank you. Here's 390 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:36,520 Speaker 1: the problem I am. I'm here to speak about the 391 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:38,520 Speaker 1: Apple I Patch, and let me preface it with I 392 00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:42,359 Speaker 1: wasn't a big supporter of it in its creation, and 393 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:45,760 Speaker 1: I'm surprised at the excitement of it. Uh, but let 394 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:47,840 Speaker 1: me unfail it. I'm just gonna Did you hear her 395 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,680 Speaker 1: say that there was like a problem right off the bat? 396 00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:53,280 Speaker 1: Did you hear she was saying something that she wasn't. 397 00:25:53,400 --> 00:26:00,320 Speaker 1: She didn't support it. It It you guys. Yeah, so, Laura, 398 00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:02,520 Speaker 1: I stopped the tape right there, because, as you can see, 399 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:06,040 Speaker 1: you started at the conference with a negative and in 400 00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:09,119 Speaker 1: the history of into it. I didn't like this, I 401 00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:11,800 Speaker 1: patch idea, and you made me talk about it. You 402 00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:13,960 Speaker 1: knew I didn't like it, so you thought you would 403 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,600 Speaker 1: let everyone, if not the world, know that you didn't 404 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:22,960 Speaker 1: like it. Dead Do I have to bring up BEV 405 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:30,159 Speaker 1: to mom? Pull the car over, go to the mall. No, 406 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:32,520 Speaker 1: I'm not doing it. You can tell mom about Mom 407 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:37,439 Speaker 1: knows about BEV. Oh she knows. Yeah, she does. I'm 408 00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:41,600 Speaker 1: calling your blood. I'm calling your blood. Don't do it. 409 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:45,520 Speaker 1: Mom knows about BEV. Mom's in on the whole BEV thing. 410 00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:55,840 Speaker 1: That's not true. It's true, you say, when you're making 411 00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:59,920 Speaker 1: love to my husband. Yeah, what's the second favorite thing 412 00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,920 Speaker 1: that you enjoy about it? When I'm making love to him, 413 00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:05,280 Speaker 1: I guess I love how kind of small and thin 414 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:09,520 Speaker 1: his penis is. Oh my god, it's being made love 415 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:13,320 Speaker 1: to buy a needle. And that's how we met at 416 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:16,560 Speaker 1: our knitting circle. So it's nice to have that. I mean, 417 00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:19,280 Speaker 1: you and I you remember that, right, of course, so 418 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:22,119 Speaker 1: we met. Yes, And so for me it's kind of 419 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:26,119 Speaker 1: nice because yeah, it reminds like I'm getting my insides 420 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:29,440 Speaker 1: knit together, you know what I mean? Are you satisfied 421 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:31,800 Speaker 1: now that I plays you with this voice memo my 422 00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:38,399 Speaker 1: mom and Bev talking. I listened to that every morning 423 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:45,240 Speaker 1: I jack off to the No, we all we all 424 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,320 Speaker 1: know most of the faces here, but some people are 425 00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:50,160 Speaker 1: new and uh, you're You're welcome here. And of course 426 00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:53,520 Speaker 1: you don't have to talk about why your parents had 427 00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:55,679 Speaker 1: an open sexual relationship while you were a child and 428 00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:59,639 Speaker 1: how that's affected you now. But it looks like we 429 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:01,800 Speaker 1: get what else are we going to talk about? I mean, 430 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:05,119 Speaker 1: there's a group for I want to talk about. I 431 00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:09,000 Speaker 1: want to openly talk about, to talk about. I think 432 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,960 Speaker 1: your name Franco, And looks like you brought someone with you, 433 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:15,840 Speaker 1: Is that right? Yeah, I'm Franco. This is more than 434 00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:25,160 Speaker 1: a friend. He's also my brother. Hey Franco and George Franco. Look, 435 00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,760 Speaker 1: I'm I'll just get cut right to it. I'm shocked 436 00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:30,880 Speaker 1: that the trauma I endured as a child has led 437 00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:32,800 Speaker 1: me to make the decisions I'm making as an adult 438 00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:37,000 Speaker 1: in which decisions of those do you feel well, for instance, 439 00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:39,360 Speaker 1: I have to say it here. This is a safe space. 440 00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:45,880 Speaker 1: It's a safe space. Please, I'm holding George hostage Jesus. 441 00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:49,000 Speaker 1: And I think it's because of the upper relationship that 442 00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:53,200 Speaker 1: my parents have. I don't know what boundaries are. That's 443 00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:56,520 Speaker 1: all I got. That's a great share. We've all we've 444 00:28:56,560 --> 00:29:06,320 Speaker 1: all taken someone houstage. Yeah, we've all done that. The book. 445 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:15,400 Speaker 1: Look who I stole? No, yeah, so I think Franco. 446 00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:17,320 Speaker 1: If you look under the tree, there's one more gift there. 447 00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:22,840 Speaker 1: Christ's ruined anyway. It's a small It's a small gift 448 00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:30,680 Speaker 1: once you open it. What okay, Dad? Yeah? Before I 449 00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:32,520 Speaker 1: open this, I just want to say I love you 450 00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:35,640 Speaker 1: and I'm sorry to sometimes I act out and I 451 00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:39,720 Speaker 1: just love you. I understand it. I love you too. Okay, 452 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:48,360 Speaker 1: Dad did it? You can't imagine how hard that was 453 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,920 Speaker 1: to play cool in that burger store on the floor 454 00:29:51,440 --> 00:30:02,280 Speaker 1: already got and I passed. That's gotta be bad. Hello, Hey, 455 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:08,520 Speaker 1: who are you expecting your wife or something? So we 456 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:13,360 Speaker 1: see that your son received one of the patches from 457 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:16,520 Speaker 1: the Anue Apple I patch. Yes, well, in order it's 458 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:18,080 Speaker 1: a really good one. You have to be a pirate 459 00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:20,080 Speaker 1: and we need to come and remove one of your 460 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:25,080 Speaker 1: son's eyes and our peggage. Leg Well, which is it? Son? 461 00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:29,960 Speaker 1: You want to lose an eye? Releg um. Now you 462 00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:32,760 Speaker 1: wanted this damn thing. You wanted this damp. You have 463 00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:36,440 Speaker 1: to pay the consequences. Choose an eye. Choose an eye? 464 00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:42,320 Speaker 1: Do and I the eye and they both have their 465 00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:46,719 Speaker 1: benefits and their drawbacks. Bobby, I'm not asking for your opinion. 466 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:49,040 Speaker 1: You gotta skateboard and that set you idiots stay away 467 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:54,480 Speaker 1: from my house. I wish he was my kid. That's 468 00:30:54,520 --> 00:31:00,240 Speaker 1: in too. Oh my, oh my, everybuddy I said, oh my. 469 00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:08,160 Speaker 1: S three comes from Robert, who wrote super impressed with 470 00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:11,480 Speaker 1: how y'all have carried on in spite of the inherent 471 00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:14,240 Speaker 1: difficulty in this format over zoom. Oh, I thought I 472 00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:19,080 Speaker 1: was gonna say the pandemic. He's he's thanking for carrying on, 473 00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:22,320 Speaker 1: uh in zoom and bless you for doing so because 474 00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:26,480 Speaker 1: it's really helping anyway. My scene suggestion should you choose 475 00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:31,440 Speaker 1: it is Christopher Walkin teaches poker to amateurs. Hugs and 476 00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:35,640 Speaker 1: claps from Hellhole, Alabama. Robert. Now, Robert, normally I would 477 00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:38,480 Speaker 1: have not only not included this in the show, but 478 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,040 Speaker 1: I would have buried it in the backyard along with 479 00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:44,840 Speaker 1: the dog's bones. But since it's the holidays, this is 480 00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:49,160 Speaker 1: Festivus as we're recording, Um, I just uh I yes, 481 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:53,560 Speaker 1: and you're ridiculousness. And now we take it to Christopher 482 00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:58,280 Speaker 1: Walking teaching poker to amateurs. So we're supposed to look 483 00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:01,400 Speaker 1: at the side of the cause with numbers and let 484 00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:04,040 Speaker 1: us on them while we're looking at the other side 485 00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:09,120 Speaker 1: of This is so confusing. There's no bad questions here, 486 00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:11,800 Speaker 1: as I said at the top, but I also add 487 00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:16,200 Speaker 1: that the numbers and pictures you're looking at helpful in 488 00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:18,720 Speaker 1: the back of the cards are not keep that in 489 00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:21,160 Speaker 1: mind if you would. So the back of the cards, 490 00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,840 Speaker 1: the ones with the pick the numbers, well, jokes on 491 00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:26,720 Speaker 1: you dumbasses. I write everything on the back of my cards. 492 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:28,920 Speaker 1: So I got NASA diamonds. I'm gonna write that on 493 00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:33,200 Speaker 1: this with silver sharpiel. That helps me know what I 494 00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:39,440 Speaker 1: can that sharpie, Mr Walker, Mr Walking, Yes, yes you're there. 495 00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:41,080 Speaker 1: I don't I don't know if I told you exactly 496 00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,280 Speaker 1: why I'm here, but I need to learn how to 497 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:46,000 Speaker 1: win at poker because I'm playing a match to get 498 00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:50,520 Speaker 1: my son back next week and it's imperative that I went. First. 499 00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:53,160 Speaker 1: Of all, let me commend you on the ipatch. It's 500 00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:58,840 Speaker 1: very attractive and works in all weather. You notice you 501 00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:05,440 Speaker 1: have to win your son back. Yeah. Interesting? Okay are 502 00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:08,720 Speaker 1: you Are you clearly yet on which kind of poker 503 00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:11,760 Speaker 1: game you'll be engaged in for this, I can read 504 00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:14,560 Speaker 1: what it says here it says or not. You can 505 00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:18,080 Speaker 1: also five card is that A one? Is that five 506 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:23,760 Speaker 1: cards stud? It's known in poke apollance. Sure, okay, so 507 00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,640 Speaker 1: it's really simp to win everybody. I hope you will 508 00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:29,040 Speaker 1: indulge me in this journey. It's gonna be it's gonna 509 00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:31,080 Speaker 1: take just to say. I hate to say this, but 510 00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:34,680 Speaker 1: I'm actually I'm brushing up my skill because I've been 511 00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:38,440 Speaker 1: chosen to play against you. That's surprising unless there's two 512 00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:42,640 Speaker 1: people being held hostitch for a child in a game. Well, 513 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:46,000 Speaker 1: it is unfortunate that your opponent is here. Because I'm 514 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:50,240 Speaker 1: about to this, you must share with you the secrets 515 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:53,760 Speaker 1: to five cards Stud, which has been known since two 516 00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:56,880 Speaker 1: You take out your revolver and you shoot your opponent 517 00:33:56,960 --> 00:34:01,120 Speaker 1: in the face. I don't have a revolver, but I've 518 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:03,440 Speaker 1: got a gun with the clip. Well, you fellow with 519 00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:08,799 Speaker 1: the Iron Patch seemed to have a leg up. Okay, good, 520 00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:17,320 Speaker 1: thanks you bet Jim? Yes, what happened? How are you 521 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:20,359 Speaker 1: ready to do west On back? Or what? Oh my god? 522 00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:31,640 Speaker 1: Oh god? What's going on at? What did you learn? 523 00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:35,040 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I will not ask you guys again to 524 00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:38,000 Speaker 1: leave the library if your wife keeps making a fuss 525 00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:43,520 Speaker 1: like this. I remember I have a car. I don't care, 526 00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:45,640 Speaker 1: I do. I see that no one on a part 527 00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:48,600 Speaker 1: can get in here. Excuse me, ma'am. I'm seriously trying 528 00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:50,920 Speaker 1: to read Paige seventy two of this book. Could you 529 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:54,680 Speaker 1: please get them to shut up? I'm trying, I am trying. 530 00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:59,959 Speaker 1: Excuse me? Where is your erotica section? Um? Sir, I'm sorry. 531 00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:01,920 Speaker 1: We had banned you from the library. I don't know 532 00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:05,480 Speaker 1: how you got back in. Very good. Yes. Do you 533 00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:08,680 Speaker 1: still have a Dewey decimal system? Huh? Yes, we do. 534 00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:12,600 Speaker 1: What do you need to find? I need? Hey? These 535 00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:15,400 Speaker 1: are My Balls by James Heeney. So why did you 536 00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:17,360 Speaker 1: need to know if we have a Dewey decimal system? 537 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:21,760 Speaker 1: If you need the name of the book was okay? Okay? 538 00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:28,440 Speaker 1: Why did you send my parents to the library because 539 00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:32,040 Speaker 1: we had to duke. You you understand. Yeah, as we 540 00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:35,759 Speaker 1: leave little clues and little Hinsey's around the way around township, 541 00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:40,439 Speaker 1: they can't figure it out. Hey, Jamaican, are you still 542 00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:43,279 Speaker 1: telling people we leave Hinse's all over the place. Yeah, 543 00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:46,680 Speaker 1: what's wrong with that? You're talking baby talk? You're talking 544 00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:49,520 Speaker 1: baby talk. Well, I'm talking baby talkers. It's cut and 545 00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:53,560 Speaker 1: ship to talk like a little baby ship. But nobody 546 00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:57,400 Speaker 1: of a guy who's cuty ship. Come on, guys, I 547 00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:00,960 Speaker 1: got some bad news, huh. I I don't think I'm 548 00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:02,799 Speaker 1: gonna win this poker match. I think what do you guys? 549 00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:04,640 Speaker 1: You never do it? I got it. I got more 550 00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:07,399 Speaker 1: bad news for you. Apparently I have your voice now, 551 00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:15,480 Speaker 1: I got bad news. I'm the cuterst guy to us. 552 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:21,680 Speaker 1: All right, baby, just calm down, calm down before we 553 00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:26,239 Speaker 1: got to find it. Hints, we got to find hints. 554 00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:30,920 Speaker 1: I think you've gotten louder. I think you've gotten louder 555 00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:34,840 Speaker 1: since I last asked you to be quiet. And for me, 556 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:38,320 Speaker 1: that's a problem. For what so, sir, you're a woman. 557 00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:43,600 Speaker 1: Your wife is making siren noises. I think it's because 558 00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:48,160 Speaker 1: she doesn't want our son back. I think she's causing 559 00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:51,520 Speaker 1: a scene because yes, I don't care. I don't care 560 00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:54,360 Speaker 1: about your personal issue. Do you know how many parents 561 00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:57,400 Speaker 1: with lost children we have coming through the library every day? 562 00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:00,879 Speaker 1: We have books on microfish. Yes it's in the it's 563 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,600 Speaker 1: in the micro fish section, but it's not the micro fish, 564 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:07,880 Speaker 1: it's next to it fish. All I know is my 565 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,799 Speaker 1: dad is the best at whatever he does. And if 566 00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:12,480 Speaker 1: he doesn't know it already, he's gonna learn it, and 567 00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:14,640 Speaker 1: he's gonna learn it from the best. Hey, kid, I 568 00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:17,680 Speaker 1: got a question for you. Okay, totally platonic here, who's 569 00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:24,399 Speaker 1: the cutest? What you know? Look? Look, I guess it's 570 00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:26,680 Speaker 1: time to find out. Just be honest with his kid? 571 00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:29,120 Speaker 1: Is he cuted? At? Mean? Look at these cheeks? Look 572 00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:34,120 Speaker 1: at these changes about the cheeks, Look at this Look 573 00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:38,160 Speaker 1: at this karate kick? That doesn't help anything? Well, I 574 00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:41,759 Speaker 1: mean Jamaican. Jamaican has you know, probably the highest cheek 575 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:47,799 Speaker 1: bones and Barbados. Barbados has like a great head of hair. 576 00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:50,400 Speaker 1: Come on, look at his head a hair? Come on, 577 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:58,879 Speaker 1: run your fingers do a Jamaican and smooth me. And who, 578 00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:07,880 Speaker 1: Mr Walker, I think someone's at the door, jan Now, 579 00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:14,160 Speaker 1: what do you want me to answer it? Well? That 580 00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:19,040 Speaker 1: one yes, okay, what Hi? Hello? Can I help you either? Um? 581 00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:21,200 Speaker 1: I was, um, I wanted to speak to Mr Walking. 582 00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,000 Speaker 1: I want to I think it's another one of your 583 00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:30,879 Speaker 1: poker students for fox sake. Oh yes you hi? Um yeah, 584 00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:32,960 Speaker 1: I don't mean to disturb you while you have come 585 00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:36,720 Speaker 1: to my home, so it's a little late for apologies. Okay, listen, 586 00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:39,840 Speaker 1: I'll get right to it. I was wondering someone we 587 00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:43,960 Speaker 1: could do some kind of like quick training montage that 588 00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:47,040 Speaker 1: really gets me in shape in case the revolver thing 589 00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:49,399 Speaker 1: doesn't work. You thought you would come to my home 590 00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:55,200 Speaker 1: if I'm may recap and simply suggest a montage of 591 00:38:55,440 --> 00:39:00,640 Speaker 1: quickness on a poker tutorial one on one. Sure, come 592 00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:17,680 Speaker 1: on in this time. When you do it and it's 593 00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:23,480 Speaker 1: only audio, it's hard to see what's happening. When some outIo, 594 00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:29,000 Speaker 1: it's hard to see what's Mr Walking. Uh, let's uh, 595 00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:33,399 Speaker 1: let's take that song again, your montie song. Right when 596 00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:36,160 Speaker 1: you're doing a montage what we're in the words again? Now, 597 00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:39,520 Speaker 1: if you're doing a montage and telling an audio, it's 598 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:42,000 Speaker 1: hard to see what's going on. I think that's what 599 00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:44,200 Speaker 1: it was. I don't know. Yeah, you said, what's happening, 600 00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:46,080 Speaker 1: and we just needed you to plug what's going on. 601 00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:51,839 Speaker 1: And you said, when you're doing a montage and it's 602 00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:54,680 Speaker 1: only audio, you were saying, it's hard to see what's 603 00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:58,440 Speaker 1: happening for all this. Can we do a montage of 604 00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:01,600 Speaker 1: us learning how to cut the montage song? That sounds 605 00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:13,640 Speaker 1: like a great idea montage montage montage. Here we are 606 00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:18,440 Speaker 1: at the poker game. Look who was going to win? 607 00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:21,560 Speaker 1: I think he's gonna win, But who one is he? Uh? 608 00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:24,920 Speaker 1: It's crazy, I don't. I don't think you're supposed to 609 00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:26,840 Speaker 1: be standing behind me. Come on, come on, come on, 610 00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:29,480 Speaker 1: you got this man, You got this, You got the 611 00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:34,480 Speaker 1: two cutters, guys in the whole, in his hand, cheeth bones. Okay, 612 00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:37,719 Speaker 1: before I lay these cards down, how do I know 613 00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:42,919 Speaker 1: my son's okay? I want to see my son. Uh hey, guys, 614 00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:49,080 Speaker 1: get get a picture? Yeah that picture? Huh on the start? 615 00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:51,240 Speaker 1: Get a picture out of the star, Get a picture 616 00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:56,440 Speaker 1: of the son. Yeah yeah? Wait, hold on, the librarians here. 617 00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:59,000 Speaker 1: Wait were you in on this the whole time? I 618 00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:07,800 Speaker 1: never said I wasn't. Just clearly, I don't even know 619 00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:11,919 Speaker 1: what doing descibal means. Feed your face you're here too, Yeah, 620 00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:14,400 Speaker 1: that's right. All of the patrons and staff of your 621 00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:19,680 Speaker 1: public library have been in on the kidnapping of your son. Look, 622 00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:22,760 Speaker 1: do you have any of those cards with naked ladies? 623 00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:29,600 Speaker 1: What do you want? Yes, the town pervert is also 624 00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:32,640 Speaker 1: in on it, and we sorry, I'm sorry, that's what 625 00:41:32,719 --> 00:41:35,080 Speaker 1: we call you. Probably is a joke. I got excited, 626 00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:37,480 Speaker 1: and I don't think you're a pervert. You're just a 627 00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:40,560 Speaker 1: man who likes Okay, well excuse me, then, yes, you 628 00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:43,800 Speaker 1: are a big nasty pervert. We do have cards with 629 00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:49,480 Speaker 1: um titties and kitties on. We're playing the game here 630 00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:54,680 Speaker 1: for my son's life? Are we a kid? Bossing us 631 00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:57,120 Speaker 1: to take a pitching with you so that your dad 632 00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:59,840 Speaker 1: didn't know that you're okay? Okay, so I hold up 633 00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:03,719 Speaker 1: to his newspaper or something. Well, want to go ahead, 634 00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:05,640 Speaker 1: make it. Why don't you just take a picture of 635 00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:08,240 Speaker 1: me about batos so he knows that you took the photo. 636 00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:12,600 Speaker 1: I mean, that's cut right. What about Jimmy? What about 637 00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:17,040 Speaker 1: Jimmy's at the Jimmy's at the Polka house. He's at 638 00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:19,200 Speaker 1: the poker table, the geek table, they call it. He's 639 00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:25,200 Speaker 1: now okay? Well, um, okay, do you want it vertical 640 00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:27,800 Speaker 1: or horizontal? And what did the young people take it? 641 00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:32,200 Speaker 1: How do they do that? Um? I think horizontal looks better. Yeah, 642 00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:35,839 Speaker 1: let's do that. Let's do that. Okay. As soon as 643 00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:38,439 Speaker 1: I see that picture, I'm laying these cards down. Well, 644 00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:40,520 Speaker 1: I've got some cards to lay now. Two and I 645 00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:42,160 Speaker 1: don't even know if the picture is gonna help, because 646 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:44,520 Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna win. So we're back. We're back. 647 00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:52,520 Speaker 1: So here's the picture that just un took us. Jesus, 648 00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:57,960 Speaker 1: you're you're gorgeous, by the way, Thank you? Who are 649 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:06,200 Speaker 1: talking to? Man? But nick me? You? Yeah, it's the hair, right, 650 00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:10,200 Speaker 1: it's cheer at this photo really really really brings it 651 00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:13,960 Speaker 1: out when your fingers do it, when your thingers do it. Man, Yeah, 652 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:19,719 Speaker 1: of course, oh that Oh that is nice mayonnaise. You 653 00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:23,200 Speaker 1: don't say yeah, I do say um. Okay, So I'm 654 00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:38,279 Speaker 1: gonna lay these down and check. He's montag shooting us, 655 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:46,520 Speaker 1: shooting montage to bang bang bang on. He's shooting them 656 00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:50,239 Speaker 1: your blood bath. What happened? Did you get her stunt 657 00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:55,000 Speaker 1: back or not? You just kill everybody? What happened? Honey? Hello? 658 00:43:57,239 --> 00:44:00,600 Speaker 1: Shut I shut myself in the montage. Oh my god, 659 00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:07,160 Speaker 1: you're leg it'll be. I brought him here. Claude de Ville, Yeah, 660 00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:21,480 Speaker 1: Claude Dede yes, whatever you Yeah. He take pictures of 661 00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:24,640 Speaker 1: some of my titties, those kitties, and it was a 662 00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:28,719 Speaker 1: different time. It was just exploring. I'm afraid man, that 663 00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:31,800 Speaker 1: your vagina and your breasts have been combined. You actually 664 00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:37,240 Speaker 1: have titties with kitties. Oh my god. Your instead of nipples, 665 00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:40,480 Speaker 1: you have beautiful bulbs. What does this mean for when 666 00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:42,840 Speaker 1: I have to pee? I just don't know. Man, My 667 00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:45,360 Speaker 1: headn't thought about that. I haven't thought about how it 668 00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:54,600 Speaker 1: was going to be. Mr walkertt George, Jana, Please, you 669 00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:56,799 Speaker 1: need to learn to be less afraid of the door 670 00:44:57,280 --> 00:45:02,600 Speaker 1: by Hello, oh on the ground high. I'm one of 671 00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,480 Speaker 1: Mr Watkins. I know who you are. What do you want? 672 00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:07,960 Speaker 1: I just if I could have one word with him, 673 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:11,800 Speaker 1: I'm gonna die in about twenty seconds. If he just 674 00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:15,279 Speaker 1: needs If he just needs twenty seconds there, I'll be 675 00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:17,400 Speaker 1: happy to speak with him. You're setting right behind you. 676 00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:20,840 Speaker 1: Why can't you just open the door? The handle? The 677 00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:26,040 Speaker 1: handle wants my heart? Hey, what is it? You have 678 00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:29,799 Speaker 1: six seconds? Now? What? Why is my son? I've been 679 00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:33,080 Speaker 1: here at the Walkins the whole time. Oopsie, it was you. 680 00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:38,319 Speaker 1: Well it was a hell of a way for him 681 00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:41,959 Speaker 1: to learn, but at least he did befar his last moment. 682 00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:45,000 Speaker 1: And that is the joy of life, young man. If 683 00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:48,680 Speaker 1: you had to learn anything in this household, find out 684 00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:54,839 Speaker 1: the information you crave before you kick. Okay, all right, 685 00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:57,560 Speaker 1: so you know, obviously you don't have to speak if 686 00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:59,560 Speaker 1: you don't want to. But we're here for the same reason, 687 00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:02,480 Speaker 1: all of us. We're stolen and then raised by Christopher Walking. 688 00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:04,799 Speaker 1: So you know, we've all had a drama that one 689 00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:08,200 Speaker 1: and uh, you know, we got some new faces here. 690 00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:13,719 Speaker 1: Looks like we got Franco. Is that right? Yeah? Yeah? 691 00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:21,279 Speaker 1: And this is my my friend George. I'm George. Yeah, yeah, 692 00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:23,719 Speaker 1: it was that first I was stolen my Franco and 693 00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,759 Speaker 1: then uh, Chris for Walking stole me away from him 694 00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:30,160 Speaker 1: and raised me as an adult man. He raised me. Yeah, 695 00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:33,160 Speaker 1: a couple of us kind of been through that as well. 696 00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:37,719 Speaker 1: It's hard, but to know, I'm not what's the word 697 00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:40,000 Speaker 1: I'm looking for is five letten saucer an a end 698 00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:45,640 Speaker 1: and an e alone alone? Wow? Did you say about 699 00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:56,239 Speaker 1: we're also note about yeah, not about that ends in 700 00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:58,359 Speaker 1: a knee. I'm sorry, Am I the only one here 701 00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:03,279 Speaker 1: that Mr Walking taught how to man uh beer canned chicken. No, No, 702 00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:07,600 Speaker 1: he thought me how to make taught me that. It's 703 00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:11,360 Speaker 1: the greatest. It was the one take away from me 704 00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:14,600 Speaker 1: that was such a positive for me. Actually, the whole 705 00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:16,960 Speaker 1: experience was a positive. It was much better to live 706 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:20,080 Speaker 1: with him, um that my parents, you know, he's a 707 00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:23,279 Speaker 1: successful actor, could provide for me. We had to cook, 708 00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:26,440 Speaker 1: et cetera. I wouldn't change the damn thing about my 709 00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:29,520 Speaker 1: kidnap and it was wonderful, But overall it was nice 710 00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:31,440 Speaker 1: for me to other than when I saw my dad 711 00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:35,000 Speaker 1: die in front of my eyes, Well he was he 712 00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:38,640 Speaker 1: was gonna die, right he was, And if not for 713 00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:41,200 Speaker 1: Mr Walkin, it wouldn't have happened in front of you. 714 00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:43,480 Speaker 1: So I guess you're right. So it's kind of a 715 00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:47,040 Speaker 1: blo that's there's there's always a silver line, that's right. 716 00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:50,680 Speaker 1: This is a safe place. I'm just I mean, not 717 00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:52,640 Speaker 1: many of us you can see our family like pass 718 00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:55,719 Speaker 1: in front of us in that way, right, But if 719 00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:58,719 Speaker 1: you heard your family passed at the hospital and you 720 00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:01,920 Speaker 1: didn't get there in time, you know that old This 721 00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:08,200 Speaker 1: is an endy montage of the Christopher people who were 722 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:22,759 Speaker 1: christ Chicken. That is our show for today, so beautifully 723 00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:27,680 Speaker 1: sailed out the window all on its own accord. Let's 724 00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:33,839 Speaker 1: thank our our glorious uh Christmas Eve Eve Alchemists as 725 00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:40,200 Speaker 1: we record this beginning with Gary Anthony Williams. Hey, thank you, 726 00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:44,360 Speaker 1: Fran Garrel. Happy holidays to you and thank you for 727 00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:47,560 Speaker 1: joining us. Thank you. And you have a show coming 728 00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:51,000 Speaker 1: up on the net Flicks in the new year. Yes, 729 00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,839 Speaker 1: I don't can't say exactly when it's going to be out, 730 00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:56,560 Speaker 1: but it will be out early. Then the early party 731 00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:59,440 Speaker 1: next year called the Crew on Netflix. It is a 732 00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:02,239 Speaker 1: strange d a that you're not allowed to say. The 733 00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:04,479 Speaker 1: drop day. Yeah, I don't you know what I'm gonna 734 00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:10,160 Speaker 1: I'll tell everybody I had a good I've had a 735 00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:14,360 Speaker 1: great career. I've had a great career, I'll say. And 736 00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:17,719 Speaker 1: Caroline Connor, thank you ever so much as well you 737 00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:24,279 Speaker 1: Angelic Poison. Oh thanks thanks for having you. Yeah, the 738 00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:27,480 Speaker 1: disgruntled angel. That's the script I'm sending over. That's right, 739 00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:29,440 Speaker 1: thank you, And then I'll be out on Netflix in 740 00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:34,239 Speaker 1: fifteen to twenty years. OK. Cool. I still love that 741 00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:37,759 Speaker 1: moment in South Park when they pimped Netflix. I can't 742 00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:39,440 Speaker 1: remember who, but it was a reception desk and they 743 00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:42,720 Speaker 1: were just answering the phone. Uh, you're green let Netflix, 744 00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:48,080 Speaker 1: You're green. Let Hello, Craig CASKI thank you as always, 745 00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:54,520 Speaker 1: my good man. Hey, it's one finally all over your 746 00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:59,680 Speaker 1: goddamn antenna driven TV. I think this comes out right 747 00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:11,320 Speaker 1: for Yeah, we just missed. I just know, Butted, you're asked, 748 00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:15,120 Speaker 1: James Heeney, God bless you in the family, and uh, 749 00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:19,919 Speaker 1: happy holidays. And is there a bare supply show before 750 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,600 Speaker 1: the end of the year. We've been pretty consistent. I'm 751 00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:24,960 Speaker 1: gonna I think we can go ahead and say it's 752 00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:29,040 Speaker 1: at eight p m. Pacific Standard time on Wednesdays, Like 753 00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:31,680 Speaker 1: it's just that's the time it ends up being on 754 00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:36,960 Speaker 1: TV slash BS Comedy eight p m. Chris Alvarado, stuff 755 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:41,399 Speaker 1: to add please man, Thanks, you know what I mean? Yes, 756 00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:44,880 Speaker 1: I do know what you mean. What a year? What 757 00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:47,960 Speaker 1: a year? We've figured out a way to gather on 758 00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:52,200 Speaker 1: a weekly basis to be happy in this ship pie 759 00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:54,840 Speaker 1: of a of a of a year. Love this and 760 00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:59,680 Speaker 1: hey much love to the Alchemy that podcast. Huh that's right, Yes, yeah, 761 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,800 Speaker 1: it's uh if you want to know what it feels 762 00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:06,480 Speaker 1: like to have this magic scrutinized and celebrated at the 763 00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:09,719 Speaker 1: same time by all means tennant alchemy, that it's a 764 00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:17,680 Speaker 1: trip um Joey Gerstein, Yes, okay, thank you. Um. Normally 765 00:51:17,719 --> 00:51:20,080 Speaker 1: I would say, let's thank our producer and engine into 766 00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:24,800 Speaker 1: the Stars, Mr Doug Baine, but he's not been of 767 00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:27,400 Speaker 1: any help at all today. And the fine folks that 768 00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:33,440 Speaker 1: I heart media, I'm your host Kevin Pollock reminding you 769 00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:37,920 Speaker 1: that was uh something that will be talked about till 770 00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:41,520 Speaker 1: the end of time. One is up to us to 771 00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:52,120 Speaker 1: make spectacular. Be kind to each other, and remember this 772 00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:52,440 Speaker 1: is