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Speaker 1: What's Up is Sargondra And this is Bombing, the podcast

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Speaker 1: where I talk to comedians, artists, and other interesting people

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Speaker 1: about the worst bombs of their career. On today's episode,

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Speaker 1: we have comedian writer and actor Byron Bauers. Byron and

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Speaker 1: I talk about touring and getting laid in Japan, getting

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Speaker 1: robbed after having three ways, talking to cops on drugs,

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Speaker 1: and more.

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Speaker 2: Enjoy Bombing with Eric Andre.

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Speaker 1: All right, so the show is called Bombing. We talk

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Speaker 1: about your worst gigs, either live, standard shows, the worst gig, acting, television, film, anything,

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Speaker 1: sexual experience, sexual experience, something on the marta shit make

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Speaker 1: them Georgia start in the in.

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Speaker 3: The show Realm the worst bomb.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, have you ever been booed off the stage?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? When I started my prost threaten you, or in

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Speaker 3: my first time at a comedy club in life, I

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Speaker 3: got on stage because I was poor. And if you

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Speaker 3: sign up, you get to get in. So me and

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Speaker 3: my best friend Black signed up.

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Speaker 1: And your best friend's name is black?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Did they name him after his skin? The Chinese guy

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Speaker 1: he's Asian? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: And then after the Asian black yeah, the pepper heats

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Speaker 3: They like, no, no, he's black. After his skin. Every

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Speaker 3: every circle depending where you're from, got a black in it.

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Speaker 1: And haities say like yo, bro is like gandag, which

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Speaker 1: means big black. So he'd be like, what's that big black?

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Speaker 1: So everybody's like, everybody's name is black, everybody's nickname is

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a version of that. So he drove a

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Speaker 3: black and nova, you know, stereotypical black.

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Speaker 4: He leaned into it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, or did he get was he did?

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Speaker 2: He was?

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Speaker 1: He born Asian and he got surgery to become black.

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Speaker 3: No, he's straight up black, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Black? Black? Nice black, though the family oriented black Ving

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Speaker 3: No, he's dark. He's definitely black, but not that. No,

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Speaker 3: he's like he's like my complexion. He's beautiful, but he's

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Speaker 3: default he's black.

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Speaker 4: And he doesn't do comedy anymore.

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Speaker 3: He never did comedy.

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Speaker 4: I think he's signed up for the upper mic with you.

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Speaker 3: No, it wasn't open mic, it was a it was

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Speaker 3: amateur night uptown comedy club. Okay, so it was that's

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Speaker 3: how you got in free he did. But and I

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Speaker 3: black crowd. That a black crowd uptown, uptown, coming the corner.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know amateur night was the night they go

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Speaker 3: boo people, so it's more for the audience for the anow.

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Speaker 3: There wasn't no open mic, really, and so I go

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Speaker 3: up and I didn't I never wrote a joke before.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know that was a thing.

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Speaker 4: Still happened.

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Speaker 3: Well, I definitely think about that. But uh, wow, it's

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Speaker 3: funny how that circle that happens right twenty minutes the

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Speaker 3: other night. I know y'all was like this motherfucker get

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Speaker 3: I'm confident with it now, you know. I didn't have

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Speaker 3: no confidence then. And I remember I wrote down on

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Speaker 3: what the second thing, I.

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Speaker 4: Like topics she wanted to.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I got called up and then I was like,

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Speaker 3: how many of y'all got kids? And everybody clap and

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Speaker 3: I was like, man, some of y'all got some ugly kids,

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Speaker 3: have nothing past that either, So uh, the silence happened,

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Speaker 3: and you're like, what else? I I didn't have nothing else.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know what a napkin was, and you

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Speaker 3: You know. In the black comedy shows, they started looking.

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Speaker 3: what I'm for. What I'm doing got to be respons yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: No, ninety two thousand, two thousand, two thousand. And he

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Speaker 3: Everybody dressed up like I mean, dope ship.

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Speaker 1: A guy in the audience, Yeah yeah, yeah, this is

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Speaker 3: In the audience and he's good. And he was like, man,

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Speaker 3: I paid three hundred dollars. It was and some ship

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Speaker 3: We're going back and forth, and I was like, I

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Speaker 3: He was like, hey, I got some special socks in

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Speaker 3: I didn't have no socks on. I guess my ankles

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Speaker 3: oh yeah, I got bood.

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Speaker 1: I got booed.

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Speaker 3: And then I was just I was stuck and you know,

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Speaker 4: You know, they gave it the good check.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm standing next to him with the microphone and

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Speaker 3: he was like, hey, man, you as long as you're

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Speaker 3: like because it's like it's a bunch of drug that

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Speaker 3: the mafia? And uh so uh And I was just

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Speaker 4: But go out the back door.

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Speaker 3: And I went out the back. I went out the

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Speaker 4: He got it.

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Speaker 3: Got I got it. I was like, nigga, where you was?

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Speaker 3: And he was like, he was like, shit, I heard

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Speaker 4: You were like the ugly kid thing didn't work. But

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Speaker 4: I'll make fun of this guy in the next shirt.

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Speaker 3: Well he started with me.

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Speaker 4: He came out.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was just blurring and just see nothing. So

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Speaker 3: Who said that? I was that guy who said that,

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Speaker 3: His cousin was the one like you should you don't stay,

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Speaker 1: Your first show ever?

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Speaker 3: That my first time in the comedy club.

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Speaker 4: What about before that? M that was your first time

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Speaker 4: in a comedy club. Yeah, you do like open mics

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Speaker 4: You weren't like on a whim, I'm going to do

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Speaker 3: I was told to go up on the Sunday they

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Speaker 1: It was a comedy club, but it wasn't your first

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Speaker 3: No, that was my first time going to a spot

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Speaker 3: with a microphone and people do did you that nothing? See,

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Speaker 3: I'm just hanging out and kicking it.

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Speaker 1: That was your first time, oh as not even just

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Speaker 1: and you performed there.

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Speaker 3: I performed at the the most feared club in the nation.

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Speaker 1: it's in kind of rough rougher neighborhood.

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Speaker 3: Would you say no, it was in It was in Buckhead,

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Speaker 4: That's different about beautiful children and it's really creepy.

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Speaker 3: But you're different now, You're a different You're a different performer.

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Speaker 3: No, I thought I was a failure. I didn't know

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Speaker 3: that you're supposed to like work jokes out and they

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Speaker 1: Just go right up there hate gross ugly kids.

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Speaker 3: It's just something I thought it was funny.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, did you develop that joke and hash it out?

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Speaker 3: I did. I did. I wrote jokes though. After that.

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Speaker 3: first joke in the second joke I wrote, and it

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Speaker 3: and did everything your very first my very first j

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Speaker 1: Over the point of view circle twenty years, twenty.

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Speaker 3: Five years, No, like I count o five. That's when

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Speaker 3: I really started consistently.

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Speaker 1: Yeah with your style. Now, he was a computer program

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Speaker 1: you're a computer bro.

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Speaker 3: I want a school engineer. But I didn't do that.

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Speaker 3: I just hung out. Man. I was, yeah, I want

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Speaker 3: a school engineer. And then uh graduated from college, one

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Speaker 3: of the first graduate college in my family. And uh,

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Speaker 3: I got a Bachelor of Science.

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Speaker 1: Agree, congraduation, thank.

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Speaker 3: You, thank you. People did not you know, I did

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Speaker 3: not like the fact because when I comedis what made

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Speaker 3: me graduate. Because I want to do I'm gonna do

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because it's comfortable.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not gonna work. I was really gonna work

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Speaker 4: It's like academy. It is kind of nice.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, you get to hang out, you know

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Speaker 4: Great crack.

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Speaker 3: I don't like cutting it with the thing nobody does

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Speaker 3: It was no. I really I really did it for vengeance.

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Speaker 1: Vengeance, vengeance against your father, against the guy.

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Speaker 3: Who sold them drugs. But I know, I just come

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Speaker 3: I thought, I was going to I thought kill him.

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Speaker 3: I lized killed him. My hit my pops, get my

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Speaker 3: But he did for entertainment.

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Speaker 1: The guy you worked for have a cool street name?

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Speaker 3: Yeah he did.

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Speaker 4: Can you mouth it?

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Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, no that's fair. Can we call him?

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Speaker 1: Why do we get him on the phone? Can I

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Speaker 3: You? Can? I think with technology.

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Speaker 1: It's just simple resume Right, it's just coke with baking soda.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So how you cooking? How you cooking crack and

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Speaker 3: No, I'm not cooking it. Like I told her, I

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Speaker 1: You were a soldier, you were in a capo.

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Speaker 3: I was, I was, I was, I think I was more.

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Speaker 3: I don't even I won't even consider myself a soldier.

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Speaker 1: But did you give her bomb selling crack?

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Speaker 3: I did?

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Speaker 2: I did.

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Speaker 3: I didn't bomb selling. I didn't bomb. So I did

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Speaker 1: I was the worst transaction.

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Speaker 3: When I was getting hit from that uh, that girl

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Speaker 3: She was bombing and bombing on that dick, and I

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Speaker 4: We gotta get we gotta get her on the shelves.

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Speaker 3: I looked up. I couldn't like focus because I looked

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Speaker 1: And I realized, is it her father and her son?

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Speaker 2: No, just.

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Speaker 3: Like in this kind were behind it.

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Speaker 1: We find guilt.

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Speaker 3: I feel guilt, but I really that's the moment I realized,

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Speaker 3: whoy Why am I Why I'm sitting in this car

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Speaker 3: right now? Because I didn't have that, No matter no

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Speaker 3: matter how much you know, no matter how further I

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Speaker 1: That's what I wanted, the love of your father, that.

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Speaker 3: Just that time and everything.

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Speaker 4: Like Jesus anyway, you're listening to Bombing with Eric Andre,

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Speaker 4: the saddest podcast in the world.

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Speaker 1: This is a bomb.

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Speaker 2: With Eric Andre.

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Speaker 4: With every concre Hey, what about a time that you

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Speaker 4: had it had a good time.

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Speaker 1: Hey, tell me the story about when we were on

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Speaker 3: H moment for you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you cried the whole night.

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Speaker 3: I was coming on myself like I feels like I'm

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Speaker 1: Right, We played a show in San Francisco and Tyler

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Speaker 1: Bradbury had that scientist friend who gave us two C

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Speaker 1: so and the tour bus driver goes, I don't care

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Speaker 1: if you guys have drugs on the bus, but get

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Speaker 3: Roderside, Kid, we gotta taket over.

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Speaker 1: He goes. They Yeah, it was like within twenty four

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Speaker 1: I got it, and all we had left over was

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Speaker 3: We was on the state side, was on the state

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, what is like, Eric comment, we want

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Speaker 1: What it is like?

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Speaker 3: It's like, uh, it's like M D M A and

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Speaker 3: This is one thing I just always sometimes it's go

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Speaker 3: The spikes on him.

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Speaker 1: Everybody's in the Yeah, the whole crew. We're going to

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Speaker 3: I was like, what the is that chicken in? Now?

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Speaker 1: And he was like, Jane.

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Speaker 3: Somebody was sweating and so I had a little fun.

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Speaker 3: I leaned into somebody so hard. I talked. I talked

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Speaker 1: You know what, I is the best barbecue. Los Angeles

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Speaker 2: He's like, I'm.

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Speaker 3: Tweeting everything, tweeting everything. I like, I just saw the Devil's.

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Speaker 1: He coming.

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Speaker 3: you don't have no mess potatoes. She's like, we got

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00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:55,800
Speaker 3: baked potatoes. And I started crying and I was like

447
00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:57,640
Speaker 3: bringing butter, bringing a lot of butter.

448
00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:01,119
Speaker 1: First you start crying and I look again, this is

449
00:20:01,119 --> 00:20:06,080
Speaker 1: way just you go. Oh your makeup is so your

450
00:20:06,119 --> 00:20:07,439
Speaker 1: face yours?

451
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,040
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I was like, hey, hey, it is

452
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:13,920
Speaker 3: like what. I was like, you got the most beautiful makers.

453
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:16,720
Speaker 3: She's like, oh.

454
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:19,920
Speaker 1: Great, okay say that to people and then she's like,

455
00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:21,560
Speaker 1: what do you want to eat?

456
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,600
Speaker 2: And was like just just.

457
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:28,960
Speaker 1: Pret big butter. I mean, I've got butter.

458
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:34,240
Speaker 3: God the people and all I heard, and I was

459
00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:36,440
Speaker 3: looking around and ship and I will close my eyes

460
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,000
Speaker 3: and I'll see the windows.

461
00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:44,400
Speaker 4: Pipe screen, windows pipe. Okay, that's what we should put

462
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:47,639
Speaker 4: up here. We can see it a trip and we

463
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:48,159
Speaker 4: can get.

464
00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:52,160
Speaker 1: But also it was when vine, the social media vine

465
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:54,320
Speaker 1: was the thing. So Jean was going up to other

466
00:20:54,359 --> 00:20:57,639
Speaker 1: people at tables, like pranking people at each table.

467
00:20:57,680 --> 00:21:01,440
Speaker 3: Seven seconds next day sitting next to him and the girl.

468
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,320
Speaker 3: He was only praying people on dates, like going up

469
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:07,439
Speaker 3: to the sitting next to the girl, We're like white knuckle,

470
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:10,880
Speaker 3: like yeah everon white nu. I'm like, I'm like, I'm

471
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:14,760
Speaker 3: just I'm just tweeting this ship like no liquid coming out,

472
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:16,960
Speaker 3: so I'm trying to figure out what's going on. That's

473
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,359
Speaker 3: what it was. It was green and red like that,

474
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:25,280
Speaker 3: and then man, the orgasm was like powerful and then

475
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:29,879
Speaker 3: they just I would stop because I'll be like and

476
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:32,280
Speaker 3: then I stopped, be like whoa. And then it was

477
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:34,160
Speaker 3: just happened like something the triggered me, like the girl

478
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,320
Speaker 3: make up or something, and it'll start all over again.

479
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:37,720
Speaker 3: To it started to get like.

480
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:41,320
Speaker 1: I'm knowing how knowing I feel like, did you know.

481
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:51,959
Speaker 3: The table? Like, oh, shut up. I was like some

482
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:54,119
Speaker 3: family praying for their food. I'm just like, oh ship

483
00:21:55,560 --> 00:22:00,000
Speaker 3: And they carry me out of the restaurant getting more butter.

484
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:04,760
Speaker 1: I went outside, made myself throw up, didn't do anything

485
00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:05,440
Speaker 1: we got.

486
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:06,800
Speaker 3: I was like, what are they like? He in his

487
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,520
Speaker 3: room trying to cut his dick dick off?

488
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Then I went back to my room. That

489
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:11,600
Speaker 1: went back to my room.

490
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:16,560
Speaker 3: I thought I was bad. I thought I had a

491
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:18,440
Speaker 3: bad man. My trip was be good now.

492
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,880
Speaker 1: I was in the bathroom, in the bathtub naked later

493
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:23,840
Speaker 1: that night, looking at my dick like I have to

494
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:25,080
Speaker 1: cut my dick off tonight.

495
00:22:27,359 --> 00:22:28,320
Speaker 4: In the wrong direction.

496
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,240
Speaker 3: I wanted to apologize to the hostess for being a

497
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:34,040
Speaker 3: room and it started sprinkling, and when the rain hit

498
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:39,920
Speaker 3: my face, I started to light come again. And John

499
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:41,879
Speaker 3: and somebody else lifting me up like this with my

500
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,160
Speaker 3: legs up, and they carried me out and I ended

501
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:45,680
Speaker 3: up on the tour bus locked. We supposed to go

502
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:46,400
Speaker 3: to the strip club.

503
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, then the cops did bulls over.

504
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:51,280
Speaker 3: Right, somebody shut the striper. I think I was tweeting

505
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:53,000
Speaker 3: because I got I had picked up the most fall

506
00:22:53,119 --> 00:22:54,040
Speaker 3: like overhead of my life.

507
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:55,640
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah on this run.

508
00:22:55,800 --> 00:23:02,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I don't know weiring on, but y'all need

509
00:23:02,359 --> 00:23:04,040
Speaker 3: to y'all need to pay attention to his thread. And

510
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:06,119
Speaker 3: I think it just hit like adults swim because I

511
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:09,240
Speaker 3: wasn't even thinking. I'm like, I'm on the corporate thing,

512
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:14,080
Speaker 3: you know what i mean. People hitting me up, Like

513
00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:16,080
Speaker 3: I'm like, somebody call me. I'm trying to get a

514
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:17,840
Speaker 3: female to call me, you know what I mean, to

515
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:19,480
Speaker 3: talk that dirty ship in my ear, you know what

516
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:22,240
Speaker 3: I mean, And nobody called me. This guy Mark Seah

517
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:24,560
Speaker 3: Taylor called me, and I'm like, I was like, what

518
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:26,960
Speaker 3: the fuck you doing? He's like, I'm just trying to

519
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:28,720
Speaker 3: make sure. I'm like, yeah, I'm right, you know what

520
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:30,760
Speaker 3: I mean. A bus and nuts on the back of

521
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:31,159
Speaker 3: the tour with.

522
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,560
Speaker 1: Us, and then like border patrol came on the bus.

523
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:36,399
Speaker 3: That's later though. We went to night We went to

524
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,880
Speaker 3: a nightclub. We went to a nightclub because I remember going.

525
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:41,000
Speaker 3: You could ask John. We had to go through security.

526
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,800
Speaker 3: They like, I was like, I don't think y'all should

527
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:44,840
Speaker 3: pat me down, and we gotta pat you down. I

528
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:47,080
Speaker 3: was like, all right, it's at your own wrist. And

529
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:52,240
Speaker 3: he was patting me, and I was like and we

530
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:53,920
Speaker 3: went to the club. I remember sitting on a bench

531
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:56,359
Speaker 3: and just staring out trying to like figure out, like

532
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:58,560
Speaker 3: wait on everything to come down. And I was like, man,

533
00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:00,119
Speaker 3: they don't set us up. We're not gonna go to

534
00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:02,000
Speaker 3: the strip club. And then we got on the bus

535
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,520
Speaker 3: because we had to pull out that night, and the

536
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,640
Speaker 3: bus stopped. We was only two people up.

537
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:09,359
Speaker 1: He was in the bathroom and like ten like border patrol,

538
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:12,720
Speaker 1: like sheriffs came on. They were like you hiding any

539
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,200
Speaker 1: The guy goes you hiding any illegals on the bus

540
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:18,240
Speaker 1: and we were like all still coming down. They're like no.

541
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:22,680
Speaker 3: He was like aliens and was like oh no, no, no, no,

542
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:24,399
Speaker 3: no least drugs.

543
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:26,240
Speaker 1: You look at what.

544
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:29,000
Speaker 3: But the cops. When the cop showed up, it was

545
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,440
Speaker 3: me and the bus driver, so he stopped, get first, cough,

546
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:34,320
Speaker 3: get on and uh he looked at me. I'm talking

547
00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:35,199
Speaker 3: to him. Eric comes out.

548
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:37,040
Speaker 1: The best driver didn't say ship too. We had to

549
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:37,600
Speaker 1: do all the talking.

550
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:38,119
Speaker 2: Eric.

551
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:43,240
Speaker 3: Eric come out of the bathroom and I'm like the

552
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:46,919
Speaker 3: cops here. Eric tries to open the bathroom door like

553
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:49,239
Speaker 3: it's a swinging door, but it's a sliding door. So

554
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:53,560
Speaker 3: he's stuck and he stick outside to the.

555
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:58,040
Speaker 4: Sorry, what what illegal things? You're interested in? Aliens?

556
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:03,480
Speaker 3: Now? He was his face, He's like, oh, not at

557
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:04,719
Speaker 3: all on here.

558
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:06,680
Speaker 1: I was like, well, I was like, I'm going to jail.

559
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,400
Speaker 1: I didn't eat all the drugs. Not sure.

560
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:11,919
Speaker 3: Somebody tried to jump off that bus. Oh yeah, somebody

561
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:12,760
Speaker 3: tried to jump off the bus.

562
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:14,920
Speaker 1: And then we're going eighty miles an hours. Our one tour.

563
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:17,480
Speaker 1: One tour manager we had back in the day. It

564
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:23,119
Speaker 1: was a drug enjoyer, uh, I don't know. And he

565
00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:23,640
Speaker 1: would sleep.

566
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:26,040
Speaker 4: He was just freaking out, so he like call him

567
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,400
Speaker 4: and fell down all down here.

568
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:29,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'd wake up in the middle of the night

569
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:32,040
Speaker 1: and his like ass was hanging out. Also one time,

570
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:35,119
Speaker 1: the bus driving like ninety miles an hour and he

571
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:38,200
Speaker 1: somehow got it. He slept, walked and got the door

572
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:39,760
Speaker 1: open and he was about to walk out on.

573
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:40,560
Speaker 3: The bus driving.

574
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:44,920
Speaker 1: Grab them like this the bus drivers, dude say a word,

575
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,280
Speaker 1: grabs him, turns him in the back.

576
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:47,280
Speaker 3: We'll be right back.

577
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:53,000
Speaker 1: Through a floor. He built that hole on the fucking stage.

578
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:56,240
Speaker 1: At one time, he's like, let's go over to scolactics

579
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:57,160
Speaker 1: for this man.

580
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,560
Speaker 3: If you if you just go back in time, Man,

581
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:00,240
Speaker 3: that ship.

582
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:05,080
Speaker 1: Amazing. Now, remember when the doors opened.

583
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:20,080
Speaker 2: With every Condrey, with every Condrey.

584
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:23,240
Speaker 1: You've done a lot of movies. What was the most difficult.

585
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,879
Speaker 3: Movies I think I had to do. I had to

586
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:26,680
Speaker 3: deal with an HR call late in the lake.

587
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:28,560
Speaker 1: Okay, tell us all about it.

588
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:32,200
Speaker 3: I was, I was leaving the comedy club and and

589
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:36,199
Speaker 3: I pulled up the set and this guy was like,

590
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 3: you can't park here, and he blocked the street with

591
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:42,359
Speaker 3: a con So I just yanked it around him and

592
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,399
Speaker 3: put it put the call on the sidewalk. You know

593
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:48,240
Speaker 3: what I mean. I can part anyway. I want to wait, wait,

594
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:51,120
Speaker 3: wait at the studio or we're on set. We on set,

595
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:53,359
Speaker 3: like live, We're in the streets Baltimore Street. It was

596
00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:59,760
Speaker 3: a night shoot it you had y'all love a comedy

597
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:04,640
Speaker 3: club and tumonium. And then I went to I was up,

598
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:06,919
Speaker 3: you know, the show in the club closing. So I

599
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:08,040
Speaker 3: just was like, I go to sit.

600
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:10,199
Speaker 1: I was still up because they were shooting.

601
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were shooting.

602
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,240
Speaker 1: Why didn't he let you park? It was security for the.

603
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:16,000
Speaker 3: It was just one of the security of the don't

604
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 3: know ship. I said, but yeah, he's one of like

605
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:18,320
Speaker 3: the p as was like, you know.

606
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:21,280
Speaker 4: The probably didn't want you to, but he didn't.

607
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,439
Speaker 3: I want to filming. I wasn't filming yet. I had

608
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:24,120
Speaker 3: a whole nother one.

609
00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:26,480
Speaker 4: He didn't know you were in No, I didn't even

610
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:29,720
Speaker 4: know you're in it. No, so but nothing man like

611
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:32,400
Speaker 4: you throwing cones around and pulling here.

612
00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:35,199
Speaker 3: He put the cones on. He put the cones on

613
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:38,399
Speaker 3: the on the sidewalk. I just put them. I just

614
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:41,159
Speaker 3: put the call in the street straight hood style, like

615
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 3: on the sidewalk, Like motherfucker. I could park anywhere I

616
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:45,920
Speaker 3: want to in life. That's how I feel.

617
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:48,200
Speaker 4: This guy is like making nine dollars an hour and

618
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 4: he's like his way into the industry. Who is this guy?

619
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,119
Speaker 3: I don't know if he was like that, but it

620
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:56,639
Speaker 3: definitely was. He definitely was afraid. I definitely was afraid.

621
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:58,040
Speaker 1: Well, I don't get what he did around the cone.

622
00:27:58,040 --> 00:27:58,920
Speaker 1: He ran over the cone.

623
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:01,160
Speaker 3: No I drove. He put the canes in the street.

624
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:04,119
Speaker 3: I just went around on the side. He tried to

625
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:07,720
Speaker 3: like no, no, no, no, are you like and then

626
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,919
Speaker 3: security came. Security came was a black dude. He's like, hey, man,

627
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:13,200
Speaker 3: what He's like, what's going on. I'm like, I'm going

628
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 3: to set and he was like, who are you? I

629
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:17,359
Speaker 3: was like one of the actors on the show Animal

630
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:19,840
Speaker 3: because sold producer on the show. And he was like

631
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:20,560
Speaker 3: he looked at me.

632
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:22,359
Speaker 1: He looked down. He looked up at me like this.

633
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:25,800
Speaker 3: He was like, where where your bad And I was like, oh, Ship,

634
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:28,560
Speaker 3: I don't got a badge. I was like my bad

635
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 3: and he was like, man, move is my thunk card?

636
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:32,679
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? I bad a call up.

637
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 3: You put around that and I got an HR call

638
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:35,439
Speaker 3: about it.

639
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:39,320
Speaker 4: Oh Ship, They're like, you know where your badge is?

640
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 3: No, we got a bad because I didn't have a

641
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 3: bad You made a great impression.

642
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:48,480
Speaker 4: It's a good impression. You know what people on set

643
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 4: love is when you show up when you're not supposed

644
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:53,480
Speaker 4: to be there and then park over.

645
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah I will.

646
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,600
Speaker 3: I'm in the town. I will show up to sit

647
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:03,000
Speaker 3: probably hard, okay, coming in hot. I come in hot too.

648
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 3: Nobody knows who, cause nobody knows who I am always

649
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:08,720
Speaker 3: coming in hot. You don't know what the fuck going on?

650
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:11,120
Speaker 3: You at stell on your toes. Sometimes life happened fast,

651
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:12,080
Speaker 3: you know what I mean?

652
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:16,920
Speaker 4: You coming as aggressive, just like expecting all the problems.

653
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:19,640
Speaker 1: Everybody super stressed.

654
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 4: Eighty that was yelling, you don't know who I am.

655
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:25,720
Speaker 3: Hollywood. Ain't life Sometimes real life is like.

656
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 1: So you come in, You're like Big Jagger, just cracking

657
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:31,360
Speaker 1: open coconut waters, chuck a glass.

658
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 3: Real street. I'll just drive by sens. Just keep going.

659
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 1: That's what you should do for fun, you know.

660
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 3: Keep people on their toes. Sometimes they be on their

661
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:42,640
Speaker 3: phone on Twitter and ship you like, look up, motherfucker.

662
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you should bring I think you should

663
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 1: be fully armed, armed and dangerous armed.

664
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:51,640
Speaker 4: Don't ever have a badge.

665
00:29:52,560 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 1: Come to the days you aren't shooting.

666
00:29:58,120 --> 00:29:59,600
Speaker 4: So go to any set.

667
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 3: Another In comedy wise, when I wrote those, I wrote

668
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:05,720
Speaker 3: those first two jokes. My second joke I ever wrote

669
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:08,760
Speaker 3: it was about well.

670
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:10,000
Speaker 4: Do it now, don't tell us about it, do it

671
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:10,440
Speaker 4: right now.

672
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:11,000
Speaker 2: No.

673
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 3: I know. It's like you haven't been caught looking through

674
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 3: somebody window when he's supposed to be looking through somebody

675
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:24,040
Speaker 3: One time I went around. One time I went around

676
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:25,480
Speaker 3: to the window.

677
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:25,640
Speaker 2: And.

678
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 3: You know, and it was a lady in there. She

679
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 3: just got the shower and ship. She was trying off

680
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 3: a Byron bat fat titties. She had a fat ass,

681
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. She's drying off and I'm

682
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:43,760
Speaker 3: looking at her, and she turned around. She was like, boy,

683
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:46,160
Speaker 3: what the fuck you're looking at And I was like, mom,

684
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:49,280
Speaker 3: I left my key in the house.

685
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:49,680
Speaker 1: That's good.

686
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:50,520
Speaker 4: That's a good joke.

687
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 3: I was when I did that joke.

688
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:53,280
Speaker 4: That's is mine.

689
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 3: Oh the joke.

690
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:57,080
Speaker 4: I left my key.

691
00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:00,600
Speaker 3: Town on a Sunday. And I probably as through the

692
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:02,760
Speaker 3: premise of that joke and everybody was like.

693
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:09,239
Speaker 1: People was like, I didn't know a joke. I think

694
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 1: you still told the story.

695
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,720
Speaker 3: Transfer transition so fast you.

696
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:16,040
Speaker 4: Couldn't even get to the kid and really cute.

697
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 3: But me me realized I'm not relatable kind of mat

698
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 3: made me like better.

699
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 4: That's like everybody that's the balls in there. They think

700
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 4: it's like I'm gonna like walk down this path that

701
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:31,240
Speaker 4: everybody's gonna throw stones at me the entire time because

702
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:32,800
Speaker 4: they don't understand where we're going yet.

703
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, Kevin Hart, I think it was a time when

704
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,840
Speaker 3: Kevin Hart was big. He's big, but he was like

705
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:39,000
Speaker 3: he was here, he was and I was like, man,

706
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:41,360
Speaker 3: I can never be that dude. And I was like

707
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 3: and I started like like why not. And I'm like, man,

708
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:47,040
Speaker 3: I'm the son of an addict, and you know I

709
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 3: ain't that joyous. And you know, then I did that

710
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:51,600
Speaker 3: this is not happened when I talked about getting my

711
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:52,920
Speaker 3: dick suck and by the thing.

712
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 4: And then people were writing me like that's when people

713
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:56,880
Speaker 4: started looking.

714
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 3: People started looking at like, man, I stopped hearing that's

715
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:05,520
Speaker 3: your story or you know, my my parents also, And

716
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:08,240
Speaker 3: I just started talking about doing bits about stuff that

717
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 3: made me not relatable to my friends now you know

718
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:11,280
Speaker 3: what I mean.

719
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 4: And they came when you just stopped, when you just

720
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 4: started being really honest.

721
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, brutally honest about your short short you know that.

722
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, but people reach out to me that Like after

723
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:28,160
Speaker 1: I saw your said, I started doing heroin which which

724
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:30,720
Speaker 1: season get one of each?

725
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,320
Speaker 3: I know, I know any season he gets somebody to

726
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 3: do some crazy ship after like inspired by you know

727
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:41,360
Speaker 3: what I mean, like a fan out in the multi discipline.

728
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,840
Speaker 3: It looks so undisciplined, but I'm like, this ship is

729
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 3: so disciplined that once one season he was musty. Yeah,

730
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:52,240
Speaker 3: one season had most of one season he was fat.

731
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:55,440
Speaker 3: It's like it's a level of discipline, man. A lot

732
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 3: of people don't got you know.

733
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:00,320
Speaker 1: Remember when Sam j came on the show just the

734
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 1: co host for an episode. She's like, I thought this

735
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,760
Speaker 1: was just like you're just winging a bunch of far Chucks.

736
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 1: It's like such a fucking it's a machine.

737
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:10,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a machine with a lot of moving pieces.

738
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:14,480
Speaker 4: She was, I'm not I'm not a fan.

739
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 3: I couldn't do it. I was like, it's so such

740
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:21,360
Speaker 3: a complicated thing. The first time I showed up to

741
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:25,320
Speaker 3: work with I remember seeing Eric on a bike on

742
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 3: Wheelcox what you ended up staying on? I was like,

743
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:29,720
Speaker 3: I'm doing a show in San Diego.

744
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:33,000
Speaker 1: Remember way too long?

745
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:37,840
Speaker 3: No, it was fun. And he had me come to

746
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 3: the show with Jermaine Foul and shout out to Jermaine

747
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:43,160
Speaker 3: fil and we went to uh it was It wasn't

748
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 3: Proud Boys, but it was something like that with Clan

749
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:49,360
Speaker 3: with Clan out tea pot went to a tea party

750
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 3: meeting three black dudes.

751
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 4: Oh that that was clan for a minute.

752
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 3: Hung out Confederate flash like the police on the way

753
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 3: we pulled of the thing mirror and the cops was

754
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:05,840
Speaker 3: just pulling in as we was pulling out. It was

755
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 3: like a bank robbery.

756
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:08,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was down in dirty this first season. I

757
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 1: got arrested. Oh yeah, we didn't know how to really

758
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,160
Speaker 1: produce pranks.

759
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 4: Yea, the show, the show start. I was in the

760
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,560
Speaker 4: pilot that never aired.

761
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 3: It aired in the boatrooms where you want to be

762
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:24,839
Speaker 3: right right, my I don't even believe when I say this.

763
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 4: Well they did that. I mean I don't know. I

764
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 4: showed up and it's like ragtag sat and you're like

765
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:33,400
Speaker 4: you just mereiately hit me like a pint glass of

766
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 4: Jack Daniels and I was like, I don't know, man,

767
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:37,640
Speaker 4: I got to be a guest on your show. And

768
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:40,600
Speaker 4: you're like, no, you're playing Fergie and you're gonna wear

769
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:43,640
Speaker 4: this red jumpsuit and also here's Salvia and you're on.

770
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:47,200
Speaker 3: Now that's what it is. Yeah, it's like you all now.

771
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 3: It was like what, yeah, you're on now you're actually

772
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 3: you have been on. Yeah. It's like, all right, we're

773
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:54,680
Speaker 3: gonna get these Confederate flass to the tea party members,

774
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, Orange Cat already it's happening

775
00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 3: and go they come, yea yeah, and I'm like, wait,

776
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 3: wait what it's seventy degrees. I got on the cash

777
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:08,720
Speaker 3: mill swell that the wardrobe gave.

778
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 4: Me risk in your life.

779
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:13,120
Speaker 3: What's the sex ball? What's your sex ball?

780
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 4: I never have sex bumps.

781
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:16,360
Speaker 3: I know you did. I was with you in Ja

782
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:19,480
Speaker 3: parent it was a sex bomb. I know what I

783
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:22,080
Speaker 3: was trying to do out there. I didn't go down. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

784
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,359
Speaker 3: that was six ball, you.

785
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 4: Know kind of.

786
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 1: Yeah.

787
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 4: It wasn't great. I mean, if that's if you want

788
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:29,919
Speaker 4: to talk about that. I don't even think it's good.

789
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:33,400
Speaker 4: I think it's just gruss. But uh, you know, it

790
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 4: was just a real fluid trip. And I was there

791
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 4: with my girlfriend.

792
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:38,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was definitely but we was me and my

793
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:40,440
Speaker 3: cousins are outside of our friends.

794
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:43,920
Speaker 4: Our friends had brought their girlfriend. Our friends, who are

795
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:45,000
Speaker 4: a couple, had brought.

796
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:47,240
Speaker 1: Their girlfriend their unicorn, their unicorn.

797
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 4: They brought the unicorn and she was just their girlfriend.

798
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:52,120
Speaker 4: They was like and they would call her like their

799
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 4: play toy.

800
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:53,359
Speaker 1: They was just.

801
00:35:54,880 --> 00:36:04,400
Speaker 3: She. Yeah, get into all that. But it was very inspiring.

802
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:07,239
Speaker 3: It was very inspiring. And I was telling my cousins like,

803
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:08,440
Speaker 3: that's how my nixt relationship.

804
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's I thought the same. I was like, we

805
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 4: could do this. And then so with my girlf at

806
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:14,480
Speaker 4: the time, at one, like the one of the final

807
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:17,400
Speaker 4: nights that the Unicorn girl just started like really macking

808
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:20,160
Speaker 4: on my girlfriend and I was like, here we go,

809
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:23,319
Speaker 4: it's our turn, it's our third, like this is the night.

810
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:25,400
Speaker 4: And then they were just like making out on this

811
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:28,400
Speaker 4: dance floor. And then then the girl went away and

812
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:30,319
Speaker 4: my girlfriend came over and I was like, so here

813
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 4: we go, here we go. This is gonna be good, right,

814
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:34,279
Speaker 4: and she's like, no, she creeps me out. Let's get

815
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:34,640
Speaker 4: out of here.

816
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:41,840
Speaker 1: Over there, like damn on your girlfriend's side of knowing these.

817
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:43,400
Speaker 4: No, I think she had the right instinct.

818
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:45,080
Speaker 1: The unicorn was tough.

819
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,960
Speaker 3: Instinct man, sometimes kicking out the bust of nut, you

820
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:49,560
Speaker 3: know what I mean. And that's what he was at

821
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 3: the moment. Ten days in.

822
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 4: It was like ten days in.

823
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:58,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you already like building building up. But I

824
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:03,279
Speaker 3: got my relationship exactly, probably like six months after that,

825
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:04,560
Speaker 3: and it was nothing like that.

826
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:06,720
Speaker 4: You got out of your relation.

827
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:08,840
Speaker 3: I got in the one and I was like, okay,

828
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:11,600
Speaker 3: well that's so by out of that dream.

829
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:11,879
Speaker 2: Yeah.

830
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:14,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, I don't think it's a dream, man. Actually,

831
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:17,160
Speaker 4: I think it's a real pain in the ass to

832
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:21,080
Speaker 4: like just be constantly having sex with two beautiful women.

833
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:27,200
Speaker 3: I had sex with two. I wouldn't but they they're

834
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:30,919
Speaker 3: they're they're different quality. They're not l A. You can't

835
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 3: based on l A numbers. They on the metric system,

836
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 3: you know. Is that uh huh no, they're gonna hear it.

837
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 2: I don't.

838
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 4: A lot.

839
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:47,080
Speaker 3: It was. It was where, Yeah, I can't say what

840
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:51,400
Speaker 3: part of your body, oh my head, my tip of

841
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 3: my penis about what part of my body? Oh this

842
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 3: happened ship. I don't know, man, it's probably two thirds

843
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:04,120
Speaker 3: between to thirteen or something like that. I don't know.

844
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:08,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, thirteen to two fifteen people.

845
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:10,600
Speaker 3: She was a great experience, you know what I mean

846
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:12,879
Speaker 3: for what it was worked.

847
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, I never had I never never actually had a threesome.

848
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,520
Speaker 3: It's not good if you got trust issues because you're

849
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:20,600
Speaker 3: looking at the motherfucker. Yeah, you look you like you're

850
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:23,239
Speaker 3: just looking at the other motherfucker while you're inside the

851
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:27,680
Speaker 3: other person, and you just like you just like this

852
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:29,719
Speaker 3: person about to try to get my wallet out of

853
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:31,319
Speaker 3: my pants, you know.

854
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 4: So it is the type of trust issues like that

855
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:38,840
Speaker 4: were the problem that it was like, I'm gonna get jealous.

856
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 3: You would enjoy bad.

857
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:43,319
Speaker 1: On you finally have a three way and you're worried

858
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:44,400
Speaker 1: about your wallet.

859
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:46,760
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, man, I'm from a I'm from a place

860
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:49,399
Speaker 3: where people would get robbed during those times or meet

861
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:49,959
Speaker 3: a girl and.

862
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:53,200
Speaker 1: It might be worried that you just cancel your cards.

863
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:56,200
Speaker 1: You don't carry cash on anyway. He's venmo and cash

864
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:56,959
Speaker 1: but that ship.

865
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm going to prepay. I'm going to prepay

866
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:02,200
Speaker 3: cars if I counseling my little loose my five hundred.

867
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 1: I had a three way in Canada one time and

868
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:08,240
Speaker 1: one of the girls, uh stole all my little liquor

869
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 1: bottles out of my refrigerator, like the mini fridge.

870
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:13,160
Speaker 4: Like that, they raped the hotel fridge.

871
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:14,800
Speaker 1: They robbed the hotel mini fridge.

872
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:15,960
Speaker 4: She deserves us.

873
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:19,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, but each way it was very.

874
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:22,360
Speaker 3: Bus you know, a bus early and then like you

875
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 3: like keep going, like no, you keep going and your

876
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:28,239
Speaker 3: just like, yeah, they're starting to go gummy, and you

877
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 3: like you're trying to get them last thrust.

878
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:36,800
Speaker 1: Yeah that's like around. Yeah, not without a fucking Viagara

879
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:39,360
Speaker 1: or something. You're not turning that around. No, you just

880
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 1: like worms lights are out and eighteen fucking Clydesdale and.

881
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 3: Then you see the disappointment in them, but you still

882
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 3: like as a guy, you're still thrusting like you got

883
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:54,839
Speaker 3: you still like yeah, but you knowing like it's just

884
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:56,080
Speaker 3: it's a little child.

885
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 2: And you like that.

886
00:39:57,320 --> 00:40:01,640
Speaker 1: You just like, mommy, what what do you read?

887
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:05,360
Speaker 4: You become like you're just a kid who misses.

888
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,600
Speaker 3: Some funking ump ship. This happened, and there's nobody to turn.

889
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:10,759
Speaker 4: You want to you want to keep around the house

890
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:12,920
Speaker 4: and see my mother, Like, I.

891
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:15,600
Speaker 3: Know, I need a hood right now. This is bad,

892
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:18,480
Speaker 3: you know what I mean? That's what you go to.

893
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:22,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you're like jackal and hide.

894
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:22,680
Speaker 3: You know.

895
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:26,399
Speaker 4: It's like you're like you're mister Hyde like that, I'm

896
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:28,800
Speaker 4: gonna rip things up. And then it's like it happens,

897
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:32,040
Speaker 4: and then you're like, what have I done?

898
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:34,160
Speaker 2: I gotta get to work.

899
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:35,319
Speaker 4: I got to get to work.

900
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:36,719
Speaker 3: This is there a god?

901
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 1: I don the ultimate gods.

902
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:40,440
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think because I'm in I'm in the

903
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,040
Speaker 3: cars a lot, and I work on my car, and

904
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think of a good car bomb I

905
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 3: put some I got this. I paid for. My first

906
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 3: German car was anin forty four Porstie, and I got

907
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:53,840
Speaker 3: it for nineteen hundred dollars. I was still sleeping on

908
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:56,439
Speaker 3: couches too, and I was going through a divorce and

909
00:40:56,960 --> 00:41:01,799
Speaker 3: I I put some tires on it. I went to

910
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:04,279
Speaker 3: pit Bulls, like, give me the cheapest tire, like this

911
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:07,279
Speaker 3: is the side the DJ Pep Boys a Pep Boy.

912
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:10,120
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, And I was like, I was like, let

913
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:13,560
Speaker 3: me get these size tires and they was like, these

914
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:15,400
Speaker 3: are the tires that should go on that car. And

915
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:17,600
Speaker 3: I was like, no, I want this size and they

916
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:20,839
Speaker 3: was like these, this car goes one hundred and fifty hours,

917
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:22,880
Speaker 3: should put these on it. And I'm like, man, funk all.

918
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 4: That, Like you guys do know cars.

919
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm driving on the street. What the fuck?

920
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,560
Speaker 3: I looked like, you know, I'm not doing one hundred

921
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:31,360
Speaker 3: and fifty in this car. This is like shirt like no,

922
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:33,400
Speaker 3: I was, no, I was on regular. I was. It

923
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:36,799
Speaker 3: was all stocked, but one tire was like like one

924
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:40,440
Speaker 3: seventy for one tire and the other tires was like

925
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 3: one seventy for all four like yeah, and they like

926
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:46,920
Speaker 3: but that tire blong was on on a van and

927
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 3: I was like, so I put them tires on the car.

928
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:53,880
Speaker 3: And I was on the freeway and I hit the

929
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:57,800
Speaker 3: brakes and the car was slide. It was just sliding

930
00:41:57,920 --> 00:41:59,280
Speaker 3: to the next car, and I was screamed.

931
00:41:59,280 --> 00:41:59,799
Speaker 2: I'll be like.

932
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:04,799
Speaker 3: Because I couldn't. I couldn't stop the car. And I

933
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 3: remember screaming and the car stopped and I was still screaming,

934
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 3: and I looked over and people on the expressway was

935
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:15,000
Speaker 3: looking at me like what. And I'm literally like white

936
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:17,799
Speaker 3: knuk on this thing, just screaming. You know what I mean?

937
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:18,640
Speaker 1: Did you hear the car run?

938
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:20,799
Speaker 3: No? No, but I did.

939
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:22,759
Speaker 1: You got in some car accidents?

940
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:25,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, I had a bunch of class when I was younger,

941
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 3: though Kara Karma paid me back. But I had like

942
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:30,560
Speaker 3: eleven hitting runs and like things like that. You know,

943
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:31,640
Speaker 3: that's how you learn how to drive.

944
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 1: Were you such a bad driver?

945
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:39,800
Speaker 3: Learn how the pressure, the pressure, the pressure, the pressure

946
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 3: getting away makes you sharp?

947
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:47,919
Speaker 1: What the the cops are the people that you want?

948
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:51,240
Speaker 1: Like you're stealing, robbing and stealing?

949
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:54,920
Speaker 3: No, you got a student drive. My first accident, I

950
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:57,160
Speaker 3: was trying to make it home before Martin re Run

951
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,319
Speaker 3: showed and I ran a light and I got hit.

952
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 1: So you're like a horrible driver, You're like a mess. No,

953
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 1: it's just like a car guy having accidents. It's pretty bad.

954
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:08,359
Speaker 3: It was more than I said eleven here, Why are

955
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:09,799
Speaker 3: you constantly just like red light?

956
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 1: Green light? What's the difference?

957
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:13,720
Speaker 3: WHOA At the time, it is like.

958
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 4: You know, we recorded all this.

959
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:19,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, nineteen good, Okay, I paid all

960
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:22,759
Speaker 3: my Camba debt, you know, and now I'm driving. I'm

961
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 3: a good driver, So I drive all nine eleven because

962
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:25,640
Speaker 3: never forget.

963
00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:27,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, because not forgetting.

964
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:30,719
Speaker 3: My special called spiritual Nigga checked that out. It's on

965
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:39,960
Speaker 3: Hulu Disney and nine eleven. I don't know.

966
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 4: We like tipped on that.

967
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:47,279
Speaker 3: Nine eleven is a master number in numerology.

968
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:50,960
Speaker 4: Are you into numerology? This is the biggest bomb. This

969
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 4: is about to be the biggest bomb. You're into numerology?

970
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:55,600
Speaker 4: What's your lucky number?

971
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:58,360
Speaker 3: I don't know that. I can't get that far. Just

972
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:05,920
Speaker 3: nine eleven, eleven eleven, nine eleven. I'm like, you're damn right.

973
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:07,799
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, okay, you have that. You look at license

974
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:08,920
Speaker 4: plates you see nine eleven all the time.

975
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:10,759
Speaker 3: Ship Like at my clock, I definitely not living.

976
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:13,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, and in my in my uh in my driveway

977
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:16,520
Speaker 1: broken clock right twice a day.

978
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:24,919
Speaker 4: And a broken country is right, two towers we gotta take.

979
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:28,719
Speaker 3: No, that's part of it. If I if I said

980
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:30,440
Speaker 3: some ship, you definitely don't leave that ship in there.

981
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:33,080
Speaker 4: Okay, I just you know, you just sometimes you gotta.

982
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:34,760
Speaker 1: Just so bad at driving.

983
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:37,000
Speaker 3: It wasn't it's just a decision making.

984
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 1: To get in an accident, you just.

985
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:41,359
Speaker 3: Draw, you know. And now now I tried like day

986
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:45,759
Speaker 3: trading a little bit. You just you just sometimes take

987
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:47,840
Speaker 3: a chance when you shouldn't be taking chances.

988
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 4: You don't take chances, now do you in the car?

989
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 1: Yeah?

990
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:53,239
Speaker 4: Sometimes I don't know.

991
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:55,560
Speaker 3: I don't think so. I think everything is calculated.

992
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:57,759
Speaker 4: When you get people to care about that, right, Yeah. Yeah,

993
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:00,840
Speaker 4: So it makes it harder to just like bop around.

994
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:03,960
Speaker 3: It makes you allder like, it makes you wanter like

995
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 3: like do certain things, but certain things, you know. I mean,

996
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 3: I luckily California have canyons and these places where you.

997
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:13,400
Speaker 1: Can go and do that. Yeah, did you get did

998
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:15,799
Speaker 1: you fuck anybody up in these accidents?

999
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:17,839
Speaker 4: No, you're just looking at their car.

1000
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:20,800
Speaker 3: No, I got in one. This would this would change,

1001
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:23,640
Speaker 3: this would change. I was I was twenty five years old.

1002
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:25,799
Speaker 3: A friend of mine owed me some money. I think

1003
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:28,400
Speaker 3: it was like thirty five forty dollars, and I was

1004
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:31,759
Speaker 3: I was at my my ex girl house and he's like,

1005
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:33,440
Speaker 3: come get the money, and it was always on the

1006
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:35,160
Speaker 3: other side of town, and I was mad. I had

1007
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:37,200
Speaker 3: this ninety two prelude, the one I drove out here,

1008
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 3: and I'm just driving to get the money. Upset. I

1009
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:44,400
Speaker 3: got to go back over there. Zig zaggon call yeah yeah.

1010
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:48,440
Speaker 3: And I get to the house. I ain't got no insurance,

1011
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:49,799
Speaker 3: no none of that ship, you know what I mean,

1012
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:53,480
Speaker 3: which is common when you breaks, when when you're nineteen

1013
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:56,360
Speaker 3: twenty through twenty five, is common not to have insurance

1014
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 3: and ship, you know what I mean. If you from

1015
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 3: where I'm from, who gives a fuck? Uh yeah, so

1016
00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:06,040
Speaker 3: uh uh. I get out here, like man, I gotta

1017
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:07,480
Speaker 3: go to the ATM. I get out of my car,

1018
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:11,760
Speaker 3: go to his car, come back. It's like four police

1019
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:14,520
Speaker 3: at the ride of my car and they just feeling

1020
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:16,960
Speaker 3: on the hood of the car. They's just touching the

1021
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,319
Speaker 3: car and we're like, what's up. And they was like,

1022
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:23,319
Speaker 3: who's been driving this car? This car is warm, but

1023
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 3: it's not supposed to be driven. Tags had been expired,

1024
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:29,399
Speaker 3: like over over the year, somebody's been driving his car

1025
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 3: and I'm like, well, it's my car. And then the

1026
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 3: lady was like come here. She's like, you've been driving

1027
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,359
Speaker 3: his car and I was like, sometimes I turn it

1028
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:40,080
Speaker 3: on to keep it all literally, you know what I mean.

1029
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 1: And she's like, she's like, well, a black female, you

1030
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:46,279
Speaker 1: can get none of that ship.

1031
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,480
Speaker 3: She was like, look, she's like, this is what I'm

1032
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:52,480
Speaker 3: gonna do. She's like, you see that car up there,

1033
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 3: and it was like a little four one, all black,

1034
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 3: clean four one up there, and I was like, yeah.

1035
00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:01,080
Speaker 3: She was like, you hit his car. I was like what,

1036
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 3: She's like, you hit his car. Come here, let me

1037
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:05,160
Speaker 3: tell you something. And I go and it's a smug

1038
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:08,960
Speaker 3: of paint for my on his car. So I was

1039
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:12,279
Speaker 3: when I was I nicked this car? Such a clean nick.

1040
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 3: Yeah it was a.

1041
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,640
Speaker 4: Scratch given an autograph.

1042
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:19,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, so much because I had to cut through cars.

1043
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,560
Speaker 4: He's angry, nineteen years old.

1044
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:26,040
Speaker 3: I'm driving like I'm like two, But I couldn't say

1045
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:28,399
Speaker 3: like hit. The discratch was so little it buffed out,

1046
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:30,400
Speaker 3: you know. But she was like, I need you to

1047
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:32,960
Speaker 3: repair his car, but I'm gonna give you. I'm gonna

1048
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,640
Speaker 3: charge you with Phelix. Scene up accident hit him run

1049
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:39,560
Speaker 3: phase to do this phase. I had like five charges,

1050
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:43,080
Speaker 3: which is bad for a black dude in the South.

1051
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:43,440
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1052
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:46,479
Speaker 3: Whatever. So she was like, if you get his car repair,

1053
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:49,319
Speaker 3: I'm gonna drop all the charges. And I was like

1054
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:55,520
Speaker 3: all right. And I my homeboy, who owned the valet company,

1055
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:57,879
Speaker 3: who deal with cars all the time, got his car

1056
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:00,360
Speaker 3: taking care of and I was like, hey, man, you

1057
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:04,240
Speaker 3: know somebody for uh you know, for the do community service.

1058
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:06,319
Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, my homegirl work at the Why. I

1059
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:08,400
Speaker 3: was like, set that up, but she could signed the

1060
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:10,319
Speaker 3: paperwork for me, just in case this thing ain't gonna work,

1061
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. And I remember going to

1062
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 3: court the only time I thought about slapping my mama.

1063
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:17,239
Speaker 3: I went to.

1064
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:20,319
Speaker 4: Court Other than that fas, you know what.

1065
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:26,560
Speaker 3: I mean, But uh the uh I go. I go

1066
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:29,279
Speaker 3: to court and I remember sitting at my girl there

1067
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:32,560
Speaker 3: and my mama there, and they called they and I

1068
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:35,600
Speaker 3: look and I looked back and I felt like I

1069
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:37,279
Speaker 3: was like, man, this is how Bobby Brown feel. I

1070
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 3: remember having that thought because I was like seeing them

1071
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:44,200
Speaker 3: in the back of the room. I knew where this

1072
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:46,520
Speaker 3: thing would go if I didn't get my shit together.

1073
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:48,440
Speaker 4: When your family rallies behind you.

1074
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:48,879
Speaker 1: It take.

1075
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:51,000
Speaker 3: But this always happened because by by the time you

1076
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:52,920
Speaker 3: like twenty five people have been to jail, you know,

1077
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 3: like numerous times, et cetera, murder.

1078
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:57,960
Speaker 1: Cases, lesbian crackhead giving you a blowjob at this moment.

1079
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:00,600
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, I'm what I'm saying.

1080
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:03,840
Speaker 1: Exactly.

1081
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:04,960
Speaker 4: That's how you learned lessons.

1082
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:07,160
Speaker 3: I think I would have had more. I would have

1083
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:09,960
Speaker 3: been less nervous if that would have been happening, you

1084
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,080
Speaker 3: know what I mean, more attentive to what was going on.

1085
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:17,040
Speaker 3: But I remember, for the next time, I felt like

1086
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:19,400
Speaker 3: I was bombing in life, though I was bombing in

1087
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:22,200
Speaker 3: life at the time. Yeah, because you know, I'm at

1088
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:24,440
Speaker 3: a pivotal age. And he was like when the Bowers

1089
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 3: party come to the front and my mom stood up

1090
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 3: in the back and I'm watching her. She walked all

1091
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 3: the way to the front and got on her knees

1092
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:31,320
Speaker 3: and start praying.

1093
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:33,279
Speaker 4: I was like, this is that's not that's not good.

1094
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:35,280
Speaker 3: It's not good, you know, And.

1095
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:38,000
Speaker 1: I think said she walked to the front st roasting.

1096
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:42,520
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, she started saying, I got socks for you.

1097
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:45,200
Speaker 3: But I'm like, man, this this judge will come out.

1098
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:47,680
Speaker 3: This cop is here, she's gonna drop the charges. Old

1099
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:49,880
Speaker 3: white dude gonna be like, yeah, you can go. And

1100
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:56,040
Speaker 3: then this black judge came out, female and I was like, oh, oh,

1101
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Speaker 3: that's not remind her some niggas.

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Speaker 2: She dazing.

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Speaker 3: So her nephew ain't doing shit with his life, and

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Speaker 3: she was stern. She sat down and uh. The cop

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Speaker 3: was like, Yanna, this guy did what he said he

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Speaker 3: was gonna do. Hed. He kept his word. I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: drop I'm gonna drop his charges. And she was like, oh,

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Speaker 3: he got a history of this. He's not dropping the charges.

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Speaker 3: Like you gotta do something, you gotta do some some

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Speaker 3: time or whatever. And then I was like, y'all, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: I can't do no time because I'm in college. And

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Speaker 3: my mom stood up and she walked up to my

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Speaker 3: face and she was like, you're not in college. And

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Speaker 3: I was like, mama, right now. I was like, man,

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Speaker 3: I a hit this mother up. I was like, Mama,

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Speaker 3: I'm in college. And then she just turned him. She

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Speaker 3: was like he's in college, y'all. Yah. And I was like,

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Speaker 3: can I do community service? And she was like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: you know what, I'll let you do community service. She

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Speaker 3: gave me like fifteen thousand hours or yeah, it's like mom,

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Speaker 3: I called it shut. I already had a playing beast

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Speaker 3: I called the person. I was like Sondy's uh, Sonny's papers,

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Speaker 3: and I had to get on probation and stuff, and

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Speaker 3: I took photos of the tattoos and everything like that, and

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Speaker 3: I was like that, I donam the caine.

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Speaker 1: So you didn't have to do the fifteen hundred dollars. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I had somebody. I didn't have to physically do

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Speaker 1: it spiritually.

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Speaker 3: Right, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: He's a jumping one and only Byron back. Where is everybody?

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Speaker 3: They got a dog? Wake Up.

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Speaker 1: With Eric Condred Bombing with Eric Andres brought to you

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Speaker 1: Our executive producer is Olivia Aguilar. Our producer is Bei Wang.

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Speaker 1: designers Andy Harris, and our art is by Dylan Vanderberg.

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