1 00:00:04,720 --> 00:00:07,360 Speaker 1: When the hell is America ever ever ever set a 2 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:11,240 Speaker 1: goal that didn't reach? When has it ever named me 3 00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:15,280 Speaker 1: a time? Name me a time when America has gone 4 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:18,920 Speaker 1: through a crunch and didn't come out stronger? Another shide 5 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:22,640 Speaker 1: than went in. Yes, Chris, I just decided that needs 6 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:26,880 Speaker 1: to go on the soundboard right next day, change's name 7 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:32,239 Speaker 1: me a time. Old Poor Joe, he's just there's not 8 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:34,559 Speaker 1: much left up there, so every now and then he 9 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:37,880 Speaker 1: has has difficult to control in the volume of his voice. 10 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:41,440 Speaker 1: But we did get a sat email. I don't like this. No, 11 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:43,559 Speaker 1: I mean, you can email me whatever you want. Love Hey, 12 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:48,080 Speaker 1: death threats, asked doctor Jesse questions for Friday. But hey, Jesse, 13 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:53,440 Speaker 1: my beloved dog, my best friend, passed on Saturday, all 14 00:00:53,479 --> 00:00:56,560 Speaker 1: of a sudden due to cancer. His name was Leo, 15 00:00:57,080 --> 00:01:00,920 Speaker 1: eleven years old. He lived a good, really long life 16 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:04,040 Speaker 1: and did not suffer from pain. But it still hurts 17 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:07,160 Speaker 1: so much. I remember the story you told about the 18 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:11,280 Speaker 1: man who had his neck chopped and survived. Then he 19 00:01:11,319 --> 00:01:14,280 Speaker 1: witnessed his pregnant wife murdered by the Communists in his 20 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:19,040 Speaker 1: village eliminated. You said, every day above ground is a 21 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:23,000 Speaker 1: good day. I keep repeating this saying, and I do 22 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:26,080 Speaker 1: so every time something bad happens. Thank you from the 23 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:29,080 Speaker 1: bottom of my heart for all you do. Army veteran 24 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:32,760 Speaker 1: of nine years, and I've never felt worse. God bless you, Jesse. 25 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:37,800 Speaker 1: Thank you for your service. His name is Yuri, Yuri. 26 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:43,160 Speaker 1: And nothing wrong with being devastated about your dog. I've 27 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:48,200 Speaker 1: been devastated by many Just nothing wrong. Dudes do this. 28 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:51,120 Speaker 1: See I'll tell you this. Women are strange, but maybe 29 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:54,680 Speaker 1: dudes are stranger. And this is what I mean. When 30 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:59,280 Speaker 1: the wife is sad about something, maybe something's really saddened her. 31 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,919 Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. She'll listen to sad 32 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:05,320 Speaker 1: music and then watch a sad movie or says, she'll 33 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:08,720 Speaker 1: just wade into it. I'm sad, just drown me and sad. 34 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:12,480 Speaker 1: If I'm sad, I'm trying to not be that anymore. 35 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:16,320 Speaker 1: So I'm turning on a comedy. I'm do something bright 36 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:19,680 Speaker 1: in my day. Maybe the way women do it is healthier. Brother. 37 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:22,359 Speaker 1: It's okay to be busted up about your dog. It's 38 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:24,960 Speaker 1: okay to be busted up for days about your dog, 39 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:27,560 Speaker 1: weeks about your dog. You're gonna miss that dog a 40 00:02:27,639 --> 00:02:31,040 Speaker 1: year from now, that's all right. It's all right, you'll 41 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:33,920 Speaker 1: get easier that up. All right, you know what you 42 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:36,440 Speaker 1: know what you need. I'll tell you in a second. 43 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:37,960 Speaker 1: I'm not quite finished yet. I have to get to 44 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:43,080 Speaker 1: some more emails Jesse. The GOP reps that have been elected, 45 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:45,959 Speaker 1: I need to go through a Jesse Kelly month long 46 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:50,040 Speaker 1: boot camp to turn them from losers to winners. They 47 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:52,480 Speaker 1: will take too long to get the average voter aware 48 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:55,280 Speaker 1: of their stupidity and to make any real changes. So 49 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:59,120 Speaker 1: this seems like a viable alternative. Every GOP rep in 50 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:02,320 Speaker 1: the Senate and how should be required to attend. At 51 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:05,120 Speaker 1: drop off, they'll be given a year's supply at chalk 52 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:09,040 Speaker 1: and a copy of the Anti Communist Manifesto. By the 53 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:10,840 Speaker 1: end of camp, they'll be able to stand up for 54 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:16,120 Speaker 1: their constituents and fight against the modern day communists. Bonus, 55 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:18,400 Speaker 1: you will get to take out some of that frustration 56 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:20,880 Speaker 1: you have over their actions or lack thereof, and yell 57 00:03:20,919 --> 00:03:23,320 Speaker 1: at them every day. How much fun would it be 58 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:27,160 Speaker 1: to be able to gather these pieces of trash in 59 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:30,480 Speaker 1: our party and just chew them out every time they 60 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:34,120 Speaker 1: screw us over Gosh, I would love that. That's one 61 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:37,600 Speaker 1: of the best perks of this job, besides the fact 62 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:40,560 Speaker 1: that's not really a job. Is now, when I say stuff, 63 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:43,840 Speaker 1: it gets back to them and their constituents hear it, 64 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:46,400 Speaker 1: and they'll repeat it back to them, and it really 65 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:49,080 Speaker 1: drives them crazy. They hate it. I love that so much. 66 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:51,480 Speaker 1: I love having the power to make bad people suffer. 67 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:54,760 Speaker 1: Is that bad? Is that bad? The chalk thing and 68 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:57,640 Speaker 1: the anti communist manifesto, that's a good idea. That's a 69 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:00,160 Speaker 1: very good idea. Thank you Chalk for once again. I 70 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,840 Speaker 1: love that chalk has become the go to fuel that 71 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:05,960 Speaker 1: we want to give to all the low T GEO 72 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:10,360 Speaker 1: pers like, hey, I mean because houndsalting is that Hey listen, 73 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:13,320 Speaker 1: I can't help, but notice from how you conduct yourself 74 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:17,599 Speaker 1: that you're low T all right, you clearly have testosterone problems. 75 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:19,240 Speaker 1: I don't know whether you go home and drink it 76 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:21,640 Speaker 1: pure estrogen every night or what the problem is, but 77 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:24,400 Speaker 1: whatever you're doing isn't working. So we need to get 78 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:27,120 Speaker 1: you on a mail vitality stack from Chalk so you 79 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:29,479 Speaker 1: don't kill us all with your weakness. So anyway, go 80 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:32,520 Speaker 1: to chalk dot com promo co Jesse Congressman. That will 81 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:34,280 Speaker 1: save you thirty five percent. But go get a male 82 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:42,559 Speaker 1: vitality stack today. All right, enough joking, quit modern Adonis, Jesse, 83 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:45,880 Speaker 1: I hear you talk about chalk all the time. I 84 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:48,599 Speaker 1: know you have a fitness goal in mind. I also 85 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:50,200 Speaker 1: have a fitness goal. By the way, I don't have 86 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:54,320 Speaker 1: a big fitness goal. I'm not a huge I'm not 87 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:58,760 Speaker 1: a huge fitness freak guy. But I believe in it 88 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:01,720 Speaker 1: all the way, just because what makes me feel. My 89 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:05,320 Speaker 1: only goal for twenty twenty three, my goal was two 90 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:08,760 Speaker 1: hundred workouts this year. So that's not brutal. That's brutal. 91 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:11,120 Speaker 1: Oh I'm on pace right now, Chris, I'm on pace, 92 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:13,719 Speaker 1: but I'll have to stay with it, Like when we 93 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:15,680 Speaker 1: go to Israel for ten days, I'll have to be 94 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:17,359 Speaker 1: doing push ups and stuff like that in the hotel 95 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:19,960 Speaker 1: room because I can't just ditch for ten nutes anyway. So, yeah, 96 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:22,200 Speaker 1: I do have some goals, but a lot of that, 97 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:26,520 Speaker 1: really anymore, is just because of how it makes me 98 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:29,320 Speaker 1: feel and when I feel like whenever I work out, 99 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:32,280 Speaker 1: I feel like I'm giving myself an extra year or 100 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:34,880 Speaker 1: two with the grand kids. That's all. Anyway. God goes 101 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:37,640 Speaker 1: on to say, I also have a fitness goal and 102 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:39,960 Speaker 1: would like to take this time to thank you another, 103 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:43,200 Speaker 1: radio hosts and content creators for giving me the motivation 104 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:46,159 Speaker 1: to stay true to it. I've not missed a single 105 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:49,080 Speaker 1: gym day so far this year. Even after just a month, 106 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:51,640 Speaker 1: I can see improvements, and not just my physical health 107 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:55,279 Speaker 1: and weightlifting maxes, but my mental health and today's world, 108 00:05:55,279 --> 00:05:58,360 Speaker 1: it's almost mandatory to remind people what government is doing 109 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,680 Speaker 1: to us. We have one choice to make it fit 110 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:03,920 Speaker 1: in health. You'll become weak and compromise. Stay strong and 111 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:09,440 Speaker 1: buenas tarts bas tarts to you as well. I'm never 112 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:12,960 Speaker 1: gonna become Tony Robbins. Okay, it's not gonna be joined CrossFit, 113 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:18,400 Speaker 1: but I will tell you keeping yourself in better physical 114 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:22,520 Speaker 1: health really is part of something we should all commit to. 115 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:29,560 Speaker 1: And hey, truckers, talking to you here, I know a 116 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:32,400 Speaker 1: lot of hours on the road, a lot of sitting down, 117 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:35,720 Speaker 1: a lot of gas station food. I'm sitting right there 118 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:37,840 Speaker 1: by it. The flying jay. All right, I got you 119 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:42,560 Speaker 1: walk across the parking lot. If were you hop back in, 120 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:45,119 Speaker 1: you got ten minutes to walk a couple of laps 121 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:47,080 Speaker 1: in the parking lot, gets some fresh air. All of us. 122 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:51,120 Speaker 1: It looks look not everyone's gonna look like twisted steel 123 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:56,680 Speaker 1: on sex appeal like me, Chris, but moderate goals. I 124 00:06:56,760 --> 00:07:00,479 Speaker 1: have a goal. Maybe less Americans should be living paycheck 125 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:05,080 Speaker 1: to paycheck. This is so sad. Eight million Americans that 126 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:08,680 Speaker 1: are making more than a hundred thousand dollars a year 127 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:13,040 Speaker 1: are living paycheck to paycheck. I'm not going to spend 128 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:14,440 Speaker 1: a bunch of time on this because we brought it 129 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:17,800 Speaker 1: up before, but it's what I mentioned a couple of things. One, 130 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:23,600 Speaker 1: I know I know what it's like to be broke. 131 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:27,280 Speaker 1: I have been there more than once. Sadly, I know 132 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:29,520 Speaker 1: what it's like to watch your standard of living go down. 133 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:33,040 Speaker 1: I know what it's like to have a conversation with 134 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:36,320 Speaker 1: the wife getting off work on Friday. Hey, you want 135 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:38,560 Speaker 1: to go out. Let's get some Mexican food with the 136 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:41,040 Speaker 1: neighbors this Friday. Let's go and get some margarita's. It's 137 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:44,400 Speaker 1: Mexican food. And for you too to sit down and say, 138 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:48,200 Speaker 1: you know, we really don't have the money. We don't 139 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:50,320 Speaker 1: have an extra fifty bucks to go spend to go 140 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:52,400 Speaker 1: drop in a Mexican restaurant. We don't have the money. 141 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:54,680 Speaker 1: Let's just stay in, you know, let's say let's go 142 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:56,560 Speaker 1: get a couple of beers as gas stations stay in. 143 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:58,920 Speaker 1: I know what that's like. I know, and that's not 144 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:02,120 Speaker 1: easy to talk to your friends right now. We're not kids, 145 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:04,000 Speaker 1: are sick or something. You always got to make some up. 146 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:06,520 Speaker 1: You don't want to tell them we're broke, but I 147 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:13,400 Speaker 1: know how it goes. I do hope that with this 148 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:15,640 Speaker 1: pain that people are going through, and I'm sorry for 149 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:17,960 Speaker 1: what pain you are going through because you didn't do this, 150 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:22,679 Speaker 1: but I hope people are aware of why we're here. 151 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:28,840 Speaker 1: I hope people are aware that it's government spending that 152 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:34,560 Speaker 1: brought us here. Government did this, and very sadly, government 153 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:38,600 Speaker 1: did this not just with our consent, they did this 154 00:08:38,679 --> 00:08:42,360 Speaker 1: with our insistence. We allowed the government, and we allowed 155 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:45,199 Speaker 1: the media to whip us up into some absurd panic 156 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:51,120 Speaker 1: over coronavirus, and we just we just handed this country 157 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:54,440 Speaker 1: over to them. And what's happening now is we're reaping 158 00:08:56,480 --> 00:09:01,719 Speaker 1: what we sold. We did this, and I need you 159 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:06,120 Speaker 1: to connect these thoughts. If you supported fifteen days to 160 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:10,959 Speaker 1: slow the spread, you're part of this. I'm not judging you, 161 00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:14,920 Speaker 1: but I want people to make the connection. Not you 162 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,640 Speaker 1: per se specifically, because I know you already do. But 163 00:09:17,679 --> 00:09:20,760 Speaker 1: your normy neighbor, Norm, he's out there now and you're 164 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,040 Speaker 1: getting together, and he makes you know, makes a good living. 165 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:25,520 Speaker 1: Makes sixty seventy grand a year, eighty grand a year, 166 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:28,320 Speaker 1: that's good money. Family of four, a couple of used 167 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:31,040 Speaker 1: vehicles day, and good life, new shoes on the kids 168 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:33,480 Speaker 1: feed every school year. That's a good life. And you 169 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:36,120 Speaker 1: guys are getting together on your back porch this Friday 170 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:39,240 Speaker 1: and you're having a couple of beers and smoking a 171 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:42,640 Speaker 1: brisket or doing whatever, and he starts to complain about prices. 172 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:46,760 Speaker 1: Maybe it would be a time to gently remind Norm. 173 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:50,319 Speaker 1: Norm I thought you. I thought you thought the lockdowns 174 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:54,360 Speaker 1: were a good idea. Norm I remember, I remember a 175 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:57,800 Speaker 1: month into the lockdowns when you thought it was good 176 00:09:57,840 --> 00:09:59,719 Speaker 1: and it was safe and that that was a good thing. 177 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:01,960 Speaker 1: Didn't didn't that way? Isn't that what you did? Do? 178 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,480 Speaker 1: I remember that? Wrong? Norm? That was you? Right? You do? 179 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:08,720 Speaker 1: That was you right? Oh? Yeah, yeah, that was me? Well, Norm, 180 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:11,320 Speaker 1: why do you think your dollar is free falling? Now? 181 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:15,520 Speaker 1: Did you really think that we could just stop a 182 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:19,520 Speaker 1: twenty trillion dollar economy and then just started again whenever 183 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:25,360 Speaker 1: and everything would be fine? It is important for people 184 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:30,640 Speaker 1: who supported lockdowns to understand that this inflation we're seeing 185 00:10:30,679 --> 00:10:32,720 Speaker 1: and now the interest rates to go with it. With 186 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:37,040 Speaker 1: this announcement today, today the FMC raised our policy interest 187 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:40,880 Speaker 1: rate by twenty five basis points. We continue to anticipate 188 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:46,760 Speaker 1: that ongoing increases will be appropriate. It's important for Americans 189 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:50,680 Speaker 1: to understand that this is what the response to COVID 190 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:53,320 Speaker 1: brought us, this is what the response to grow. Yes, 191 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:55,640 Speaker 1: that's another quarter of a percentage point. Chris, what did 192 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:58,199 Speaker 1: you think point to five basis points mean? What did 193 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:02,600 Speaker 1: you think that meant? Chris? You know what, that's actually 194 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:04,560 Speaker 1: a really good point, Chris, Chris said, why can't they 195 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:07,079 Speaker 1: just say that instead of basis points? Why can't they 196 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:09,120 Speaker 1: just say that there are a lot of people out 197 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:11,880 Speaker 1: there who are stupid like me. I need things explain 198 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:15,360 Speaker 1: to me in a much simpler term than that. All right, 199 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:19,600 Speaker 1: we're done with this now. Do Americans get it? Do 200 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:24,800 Speaker 1: they understand? Well? Maybe maybe not. I have a headline here. 201 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:28,560 Speaker 1: Hang on, he doesn't care if you believe him, but 202 00:11:28,679 --> 00:11:40,160 Speaker 1: he's right. Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. 203 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:42,079 Speaker 1: I love this show. I love you guys. So what 204 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:44,360 Speaker 1: a fun job. I can't believe I get paid to 205 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:46,880 Speaker 1: school off for a living. I can't believe you enjoy this. 206 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:50,080 Speaker 1: I can't believe the show's growing. If you want, you 207 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:54,040 Speaker 1: can email me a world famous author Jesse at Jesse 208 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:58,040 Speaker 1: Kelly Show dot com Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. 209 00:11:58,040 --> 00:12:01,160 Speaker 1: And I need to reinforce this. I have all your 210 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:03,520 Speaker 1: emails of how do I get a signed copy of 211 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:05,120 Speaker 1: the book? How do I get a signed copy of 212 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:09,440 Speaker 1: the book. The answer that question is, I'm working on it, 213 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:12,920 Speaker 1: and here's this is stuff. Look, I don't know this stuff, 214 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:15,400 Speaker 1: so I'm just keeping you posted as we had a 215 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:19,040 Speaker 1: big meeting today because yesterday got available for pre order. 216 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:23,319 Speaker 1: Because you're ridiculous. I just love you, guys. It's already 217 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:26,679 Speaker 1: number fifty seven on Amazon's top one hundred book list 218 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:29,520 Speaker 1: and Rise and Climate. It's not even you came and 219 00:12:29,559 --> 00:12:32,400 Speaker 1: get it until June, but everyone's already ordering it today. 220 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:36,160 Speaker 1: So because you're so ridiculous, the publishers freaking out excited. 221 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:38,920 Speaker 1: Do we have to talk today about autograph books? Because 222 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:40,960 Speaker 1: I don't know how any of this works. Here's the 223 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:43,280 Speaker 1: two ways I think you'll be able to get them. 224 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:46,040 Speaker 1: So far, I don't need you to do anything right now. 225 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:47,880 Speaker 1: I'm just telling you what's going to come in the future. 226 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:53,719 Speaker 1: One there will be a book tour. There was an 227 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:57,000 Speaker 1: argument today when that's going to be. I don't know. 228 00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:59,040 Speaker 1: Is it going to be two weeks before the sale. 229 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:01,199 Speaker 1: That doesn't make sense because you won't have it yet. 230 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:04,040 Speaker 1: So is it going to be the week of you know, 231 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,640 Speaker 1: when it actually comes out, Well, that might not make 232 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:08,760 Speaker 1: sense either. I'd want to be right here doing my show. 233 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:11,560 Speaker 1: Are we just going to do five cities? Is it 234 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:14,480 Speaker 1: going to be ten cities? I don't know. Wherever we 235 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,079 Speaker 1: do one of those, there's going to be a big 236 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:18,199 Speaker 1: book event. You can bring it out and I'll I'll 237 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:21,400 Speaker 1: sign whatever. All right, that's one way, But I realized 238 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:24,040 Speaker 1: that doesn't help most people. That's not going to help 239 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:26,199 Speaker 1: most of you, even if you live in that area. 240 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:29,000 Speaker 1: What if you're busy, you got wife, husband, kids, obligations, 241 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:32,680 Speaker 1: and you can't make it. So I'm working on something else. 242 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:35,640 Speaker 1: They brought it up. I didn't know this was a thing, Like, 243 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:38,680 Speaker 1: I'm just keeping you abreast of what they told me. 244 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:43,600 Speaker 1: Apparently they have what's called a live signing. I've ever 245 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,719 Speaker 1: heard of this before in my life. And again they 246 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,920 Speaker 1: keep bringing up these terms at these meetings that I 247 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:50,280 Speaker 1: don't know what they mean. So I had to interrupt everybody, 248 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:52,000 Speaker 1: just like ten people on this call, and I said, 249 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,000 Speaker 1: I hate to be the guy that guy, but what's 250 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:57,480 Speaker 1: a what's a live signing or people watching we sign books? No, 251 00:13:57,960 --> 00:14:02,120 Speaker 1: they do something like emotional thing for the book where 252 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:07,640 Speaker 1: I will basically interact with you, answer questions or whatever 253 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:11,160 Speaker 1: of yours for an hour on camera through some kind 254 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:13,240 Speaker 1: of a camera. Michael, that would be what zoom or 255 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:17,439 Speaker 1: something like that, Zoom or Skype or something. No, not 256 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:20,320 Speaker 1: every person. They said something about me being sitting here 257 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:23,440 Speaker 1: behind the microphone but on camera and being able to 258 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:27,480 Speaker 1: interact with questions people send in. But the only way 259 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:31,280 Speaker 1: you could access the live thing is buying a book. 260 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:33,200 Speaker 1: But if you bought a book, you would get a 261 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:36,200 Speaker 1: signed book that they'll send out. And whatever. I'll keep you, 262 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:39,280 Speaker 1: I'll keep you posted on everything. Don't worry about it 263 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:42,120 Speaker 1: right now. I get a book. We're gonna figure out 264 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:44,120 Speaker 1: a way to get sign ones out whenever the time's come. 265 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:47,600 Speaker 1: All right, and don't stress that stuff. I'll do whatever 266 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:50,840 Speaker 1: I can do. Okay, I'm working on it. I don't 267 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:52,960 Speaker 1: know the answer to most of these questions because I'm 268 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:57,040 Speaker 1: an idiot speaking of idiocy. Well, you know it. Pause 269 00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:59,960 Speaker 1: on this for a moment. Just read that email lest 270 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:05,360 Speaker 1: segment from the guy who lost his puppy, And if 271 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:06,920 Speaker 1: you want to know the truth, I talk to you 272 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:09,920 Speaker 1: about rough greens a lot, and I love a lot 273 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:13,880 Speaker 1: about rough greens. I love that it's I love that, 274 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:16,640 Speaker 1: you know. I love that Dennis Black is a Green Beret, 275 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:20,800 Speaker 1: a arranger. I love that he's a good human being. 276 00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:23,920 Speaker 1: It's his company. I love the fact that it's all natural. 277 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:26,000 Speaker 1: You know, I'm big on natural. I hate big pharma 278 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:29,080 Speaker 1: crap I do. I love that it's natural, and the 279 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:31,000 Speaker 1: omega oils and all that o those stuff. I love 280 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:33,760 Speaker 1: that stuff. The truth is, I like it the most. 281 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,360 Speaker 1: We give rough greens to my dog Fred every day 282 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:39,240 Speaker 1: because I don't want him to die. And I know 283 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:41,680 Speaker 1: he's still gonna die. Even with rough greens, he's gonna die. 284 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:46,240 Speaker 1: But I feel like, especially with the stories I've heard, 285 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:48,640 Speaker 1: I feel like this has given him years on the 286 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:51,400 Speaker 1: back end I wouldn't have otherwise. And that's why. All right, 287 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,480 Speaker 1: So look, if you want a free bag to see 288 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:56,120 Speaker 1: if your dog has a little more energy, little healthier, 289 00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:59,800 Speaker 1: a little shinier. They're given out free trial bags right now. 290 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:02,440 Speaker 1: All you have to do is pay the shipping. Go 291 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:06,960 Speaker 1: to Roughgreens dot com slash jesse. That's are you f 292 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:11,640 Speaker 1: f rough greens dot com slash jesse. Let's all try 293 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,560 Speaker 1: to get some more years out of her puppies. Huh? 294 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:18,840 Speaker 1: All right, all right, right now, back to idiocy. Gallup 295 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:22,360 Speaker 1: did a poll. They did a big pole on the 296 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:25,440 Speaker 1: issues people care about. Now they're always trying to figure 297 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:27,880 Speaker 1: out all these politicians love these polls. What do people 298 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,000 Speaker 1: care about? What are the issues people care about? Because 299 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:33,400 Speaker 1: I remember, you're the tip of the spear. You care 300 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:37,880 Speaker 1: about issues that Normy Norm doesn't even think. He doesn't 301 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:39,960 Speaker 1: even think about them. He definitely doesn't think they're a 302 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,680 Speaker 1: big deal. Like me is an example. You know what 303 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:47,720 Speaker 1: are my hot issues? COVID lockdown, idiocy and the FBI. 304 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,240 Speaker 1: That's not the only two things I care about, but 305 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,880 Speaker 1: those are pretty much my top issues because you don't 306 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:54,720 Speaker 1: have a nation, if you have a check out, if 307 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:58,040 Speaker 1: you have a secret state police, and the COVID lockdown 308 00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:01,960 Speaker 1: stuff exposed tyrants in our midst. But Normy Norm does 309 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,080 Speaker 1: not care about those issues. Your normal neighbor doesn't care 310 00:17:05,119 --> 00:17:08,879 Speaker 1: about the FBI, not really. Your normy neighbor is using 311 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:10,959 Speaker 1: lines like this when it comes to COVID. I'm just 312 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:14,920 Speaker 1: done with it. I'm ready to move on. Okay, that's 313 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:17,480 Speaker 1: the same. The same thing applies to you. You care 314 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:22,480 Speaker 1: about issues because you understand them. Your normy neighbor doesn't. 315 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:25,840 Speaker 1: But maybe there's some hope out there. And this is 316 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:30,960 Speaker 1: what I mean. The thing people are most concerned about 317 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:36,560 Speaker 1: in the country right now it's the government. Now do 318 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:39,199 Speaker 1: I think that all these people have made the connections, 319 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:44,840 Speaker 1: the appropriate number of connections between why it's the government. No, 320 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:48,080 Speaker 1: of course not, of course they haven't. But if people 321 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:51,600 Speaker 1: are starting to wake up to the fact that the 322 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:56,120 Speaker 1: people who run the country, they're the problem with the country, 323 00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:01,040 Speaker 1: that's a good thing. And there is we look around 324 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:03,160 Speaker 1: at all these there's bad news all over the place, 325 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,159 Speaker 1: isn't there There's always the new always knew a bit 326 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:09,000 Speaker 1: of bad news. Today it's interest rate, it's in Biden documents, 327 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:11,080 Speaker 1: and there's always new bad news. And we can get 328 00:18:11,119 --> 00:18:13,880 Speaker 1: ourselves caught up with while this suck today and yesterday 329 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:17,400 Speaker 1: stocked up back tomorrow's stock back everything, stuck everything, It's 330 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,760 Speaker 1: just the whole big ball of stuck. But the truth 331 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:26,520 Speaker 1: is hard times have a value too, right, there's value 332 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:31,640 Speaker 1: in hard times as well. If Americans got so disconnected 333 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:35,359 Speaker 1: from their government that they lost sight of how corrupt 334 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:38,159 Speaker 1: these people are and what they've done to us, and 335 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:41,919 Speaker 1: they needed to be kind of shaken away, slapped awake 336 00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:46,760 Speaker 1: a little bit, the government screwing up everything and ruining 337 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:51,040 Speaker 1: everything for us might be a good thing in the end, 338 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:55,400 Speaker 1: if you think the real problem is Americans won't wake up. 339 00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:57,840 Speaker 1: And how many times do we argue that the problem 340 00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:01,560 Speaker 1: is enough people aren't awake and now this, this much 341 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:04,360 Speaker 1: pain is waking them up. Maybe it's a good thing, 342 00:19:05,119 --> 00:19:08,600 Speaker 1: or maybe it's all a disaster. Speaking of disasters, let's 343 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:21,320 Speaker 1: talk about CNN and Haiti. Hang on you it is 344 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:25,600 Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly's Show, and let's say you know what 345 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:29,840 Speaker 1: sucks Haiti? No, no, hear me out. Look, I know 346 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,320 Speaker 1: no one cares about Haiti right now, but I don't 347 00:19:32,359 --> 00:19:36,560 Speaker 1: have to bring this up because I find curses to 348 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:40,320 Speaker 1: be fascinated. Have you've seen the movies or maybe you 349 00:19:40,359 --> 00:19:42,919 Speaker 1: believe in them right now? You've seen the movies? I 350 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:45,720 Speaker 1: curse you. I curse this land, I cursed this house. 351 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:48,359 Speaker 1: I curse your wife, I curse your mom, I curse 352 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:51,880 Speaker 1: your dog. I cursed. I'm calling down a curse on you. 353 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,200 Speaker 1: And it always kind of sounds dumb, right, I don't 354 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:57,760 Speaker 1: don't really know what they're saying. But what if Haiti 355 00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:01,159 Speaker 1: is a cursed place? Now wrap your mind around this. 356 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:06,680 Speaker 1: It was. There's been a ton of really really brutal 357 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:10,440 Speaker 1: slavery throughout history. So I don't want to be I 358 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:13,159 Speaker 1: don't want to be myopic here and act like the 359 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:16,560 Speaker 1: slavery that took place in this Western hemisphere with African 360 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:19,480 Speaker 1: slaves was somehow the worst slavery of all time. That's 361 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:22,320 Speaker 1: ridiculous because there's all kinds of go look up galley 362 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:26,120 Speaker 1: slaves and the salt mines and the things the female 363 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:29,520 Speaker 1: slaves went through. There's all kinds of really really bad slavery. 364 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:33,920 Speaker 1: But if you're gonna name the worst places, let's say 365 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:38,200 Speaker 1: you're a slave or a potential slave. You got captured 366 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,680 Speaker 1: in Africa. You got thrown on one of those godforsaken 367 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:43,440 Speaker 1: boats and stacked in there like sardines, and they're hauling 368 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:45,679 Speaker 1: you across the ocean and you're gonna be a slave 369 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:51,360 Speaker 1: in the Western hemisphere somewhere. Probably the lowest place on 370 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:55,399 Speaker 1: your list is Haiti back in the day. It's because 371 00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:58,560 Speaker 1: they were harvesting sugar cane there and it was run 372 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:03,440 Speaker 1: by the French, and it was hot and miserable. It's 373 00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:08,760 Speaker 1: particularly labor intensive to harvest that sugarcane, and they just 374 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:13,440 Speaker 1: died in droves. So you're a slave, which sucks bad enough. 375 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:15,920 Speaker 1: You're not at home anymore in Africa, and that sucks. 376 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:18,480 Speaker 1: Now you're the slave in the worst place in the 377 00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:22,400 Speaker 1: Western hemisphere. That sucks, and it sucks so bad for 378 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:27,879 Speaker 1: so long that eventually they have the biggest and one of, 379 00:21:28,119 --> 00:21:32,520 Speaker 1: if not the only, successful slave revolts in the history 380 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:34,920 Speaker 1: of mankind, where the slaves rose up and they fought 381 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,800 Speaker 1: this year's long war against the French. I realized that 382 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:41,520 Speaker 1: had help and such like that, and boom, finally they win. Now, 383 00:21:43,359 --> 00:21:46,600 Speaker 1: if you've ever looked into that slavery revolt, you should 384 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:51,920 Speaker 1: know that it's a real ugly affair. Horrible atrocities on 385 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:55,439 Speaker 1: both sides. People getting hung on meat hooks and stuff 386 00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:59,240 Speaker 1: is really really, really really bad. So it was a terrible, 387 00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:03,720 Speaker 1: ugly affair. But at the end who who. We're free 388 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:09,960 Speaker 1: right that the slave drivers are gone, but it might 389 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:15,200 Speaker 1: be worse today than it was before. Haiti has never 390 00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:18,280 Speaker 1: been able to get its act together. And I look, 391 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:19,920 Speaker 1: I don't expect you to care about Haiti. I'm gonna 392 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:21,440 Speaker 1: move this. I move on from here. But I'm reading 393 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:27,000 Speaker 1: this article here in the ap They estimate now that 394 00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:33,280 Speaker 1: one hundred percent of Porta Prince in Haiti. One hundred 395 00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:38,320 Speaker 1: percent is controlled by gangs. Wrap your mind about it 396 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:42,080 Speaker 1: around how wild that is. Picture your area right now. 397 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:45,040 Speaker 1: I mean it's like an apocalyptic movie. Picture your area 398 00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:47,800 Speaker 1: right now, wherever you are, whether you're in the mountains 399 00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:50,160 Speaker 1: or in the cities, wherever you are, but picture your 400 00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:54,760 Speaker 1: area now. Picture this. There is no real government who's 401 00:22:54,840 --> 00:23:01,920 Speaker 1: running things. If somebody tripped and fell and they hurt 402 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:04,320 Speaker 1: their knee and you look across the street and you 403 00:23:04,359 --> 00:23:07,639 Speaker 1: saw a cop, maybe you'd say, hey, cop, could you 404 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:09,960 Speaker 1: come out? I know you probably know first aid and stuff. 405 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:13,399 Speaker 1: Can you come out. There's a chance the cop would say, sorry, 406 00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:15,520 Speaker 1: I'm not in charge around here. Go find one of 407 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:20,640 Speaker 1: the gangs. Imagine living in an area that's completely controlled 408 00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:22,520 Speaker 1: by gangs. I don't even have any kind of a 409 00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:25,440 Speaker 1: point to make with this whatsoever other than the fact 410 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:28,639 Speaker 1: I think I've always thought this that Haiti is cursed. 411 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,720 Speaker 1: I don't know why. I don't know the reasoning. I 412 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:34,480 Speaker 1: feel terrible for the people who live in that environment. 413 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:36,640 Speaker 1: If you ever read up on it and what they're 414 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:41,320 Speaker 1: going through today, it's just absolutely horrific. But I think 415 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,959 Speaker 1: it's cursed. Chris, do you believe in curses? Like cursed? 416 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:49,040 Speaker 1: Like a cursed place like that, like the kind of Michael, 417 00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:51,639 Speaker 1: do you believe in curses? I don't know how you 418 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,600 Speaker 1: cannot keep in mind to some of these places like Haiti. 419 00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:59,879 Speaker 1: Haiti could be beautiful, it could be a tourist destination, 420 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:03,840 Speaker 1: could be heaven. Instead, it's one of the worst places 421 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:06,480 Speaker 1: on earth. Speaking of one of the worst places on earth, 422 00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:12,840 Speaker 1: CNN HiT's a nine year low in the ratings as 423 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:16,720 Speaker 1: Americans reject fake news. That's the headline from the post Millennial. 424 00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:20,800 Speaker 1: I love the post Millennial. By the way, Okay, why 425 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,960 Speaker 1: is this happening? Now? Here's what you're attempted to say, 426 00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:26,320 Speaker 1: And I'm tempted to say, Well, it's because they're left, 427 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:30,760 Speaker 1: it's because they're liberal, it's because they're that kind of 428 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:36,040 Speaker 1: or MSNBC isn't hitting a nine year low when the ratings, 429 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:43,320 Speaker 1: why is CNN. Well, diversity is one of the words 430 00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:46,760 Speaker 1: people love these days. They love that word diversity. And 431 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,960 Speaker 1: what does it mean in the modern era? Well, do 432 00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,879 Speaker 1: you have enough black people hired here? Do we have 433 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:53,200 Speaker 1: enough gays? There have to be enough Muslims, enough to choose, 434 00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:57,199 Speaker 1: enough women, enough Asians, enough, all the stupid things that 435 00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:00,199 Speaker 1: don't really matter as far as hiring people goes and perform. 436 00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:07,640 Speaker 1: But diversity can be important if you're talking about diversity 437 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:13,560 Speaker 1: of thought. And this is what I mean. Chris, Chris 438 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:17,280 Speaker 1: is extremely helpful to me. Why not only does he 439 00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:18,919 Speaker 1: do my training that I don't want to do and 440 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:23,919 Speaker 1: won't do anyways, Chris is a technical guy. I'm not 441 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,679 Speaker 1: a technical guy. What if Chris was like me, What 442 00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:28,520 Speaker 1: if Michael was like me and they didn't know anything 443 00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:31,280 Speaker 1: about technology? There would be nights you would tune into 444 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,399 Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show or try to download it and 445 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:36,240 Speaker 1: it simply would not be available. That's reality. It didn't 446 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,320 Speaker 1: go out on the air. I didn't They didn't know. 447 00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:40,920 Speaker 1: We couldn't figure out which buttons to press. I don't 448 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:46,320 Speaker 1: understand if they were just like me, the show wouldn't go. Also, 449 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:50,800 Speaker 1: they're detail people. I am not. I am terrible at details. 450 00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:53,960 Speaker 1: I talk about concepts. That's why I like to take 451 00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:56,240 Speaker 1: thirty thousand foot views of things. I don't comb through 452 00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:58,840 Speaker 1: every single word in our article. Oh my gosh, kill me. 453 00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:04,520 Speaker 1: We need somebody who's not like me working on the show. 454 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:09,760 Speaker 1: Why did CNN, in particular, why have they taken such 455 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:16,160 Speaker 1: a brutal ratings hit. The reason is CNN never got 456 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:19,200 Speaker 1: a guy in there not from a different political point 457 00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:20,840 Speaker 1: of view. That's not what I'm talking about, because they 458 00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:23,680 Speaker 1: wouldn't do that anyway. They're comedy trash. They only hire 459 00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:27,880 Speaker 1: comedy trash. They never got a guy in there who 460 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,480 Speaker 1: shook them away and said, yeah, yeah, I know I'm 461 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:32,879 Speaker 1: left two. I'm a liberal too, Yeah I hate Trump 462 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:38,080 Speaker 1: Trump Cianni Criest. Okay, guys, but hey, this show still sucks, 463 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:43,879 Speaker 1: and the show needs to stop sucking now or the 464 00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:47,399 Speaker 1: host is fired and we're going to replace them. What 465 00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:53,320 Speaker 1: happened was CNN simply became this anti Trump hub where 466 00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:56,320 Speaker 1: and I know people who worked there or have worked there, 467 00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:58,520 Speaker 1: so I know this to be a fact. It was 468 00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:01,280 Speaker 1: just one of those places where everyone inside the building, 469 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:06,040 Speaker 1: from the lowliest production assistant to the CEO and the 470 00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:09,680 Speaker 1: hosts and everyone in between. They would show up every 471 00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:13,359 Speaker 1: single day and they would work themselves up into this 472 00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:17,320 Speaker 1: anti Trump frenzy. And because Trump is so interesting and 473 00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:21,080 Speaker 1: Trump draws so many eyeballs, you could if you're at CNN, 474 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:24,960 Speaker 1: you can work yourself up into this Trump's the Trump's Nazis. 475 00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:28,480 Speaker 1: You could work yourself up into this lather and put 476 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:31,600 Speaker 1: on a crazy anti Trump show every night. And then 477 00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:34,000 Speaker 1: the only people you encounter when the camera turns off 478 00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:36,480 Speaker 1: for people telling you, yeah, that was awesome, Yeah we 479 00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:41,359 Speaker 1: got Trump tonight. Who we took Trump down? But you 480 00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:47,320 Speaker 1: never improved yourself. You never hired new interesting talent. You 481 00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:49,520 Speaker 1: kept the same group of losers there. They still won't 482 00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:52,920 Speaker 1: hire new interesting talent. You never worked on your shows. 483 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:57,040 Speaker 1: You never did anything at all that would draw more eyeballs. 484 00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:03,120 Speaker 1: It's actually not because they're left. The truth is, it's 485 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:06,480 Speaker 1: because they didn't improve, and it's because they never got 486 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:10,800 Speaker 1: a guy who cared about about business in the door. 487 00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:14,200 Speaker 1: They never got that kind of diversity. That is the truth. 488 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:21,800 Speaker 1: Now we have an a player, a player that's he 489 00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:25,040 Speaker 1: makes a lot of money and he's always about the poor, 490 00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:28,439 Speaker 1: but it doesn't look like he actually wants to be 491 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:31,680 Speaker 1: around the poor. What are we seeing here? 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All 510 00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:39,520 Speaker 1: right headlines and Nicky Hayley Next the Jesse Kelly Show. 511 00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:49,960 Speaker 1: It's still really to be damn with Terence Dax. It 512 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:54,160 Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment already of The 513 00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:58,840 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show, Time flies, Time flies, seems like only 514 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:01,320 Speaker 1: yesterday Nicky hay hay was the bell of the ball 515 00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:03,640 Speaker 1: and then she didn't listen to Jesse Kelly about the 516 00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:06,400 Speaker 1: Chris Christie rule. And now Nicky Haley's going to run 517 00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:09,320 Speaker 1: for president. She's not gonna do anything because she forgot 518 00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:14,040 Speaker 1: about the Chris Christie rule. The headline is South Carolina 519 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:17,280 Speaker 1: is Nicky Haley to launch her twenty twenty four presidential campaign. 520 00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:22,240 Speaker 1: This is news that nobody's surprised by. And people email 521 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:26,320 Speaker 1: in they either a don't understand why she's running or 522 00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:30,000 Speaker 1: b they're yelling about her running. Okay, one remember this, 523 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:33,320 Speaker 1: always remember this is maybe the most important lesson ever. 524 00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:37,520 Speaker 1: Always listen to what the oracle says. All right, what Chris, 525 00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:41,120 Speaker 1: Always listen to what the oracle tells you. If you 526 00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:44,400 Speaker 1: listen to what the oracle was saying back then, you 527 00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:47,520 Speaker 1: would have known what was coming and you would have 528 00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:49,640 Speaker 1: known it was going to fail. Because here's what happened. 529 00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:54,600 Speaker 1: Trump gets elected. Trump starts handing out favors to other people. 530 00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,600 Speaker 1: He hands out a favorite to Nicky Haley in makes 531 00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:00,440 Speaker 1: her ambassador to the UN. That's a big favorite to 532 00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:03,360 Speaker 1: Nicky Haley. She was done in politics, and that brings 533 00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:06,600 Speaker 1: her into the spotlight. Well, Americans hate the UN because, 534 00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,120 Speaker 1: I mean, frankly, screw the UN. Right, we don't like 535 00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:12,760 Speaker 1: the UN. Nicky Haley goes there with the Trump foreign 536 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:17,640 Speaker 1: policy of also screw the UN. So Nicky Haley spends 537 00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:22,160 Speaker 1: her time giving the double middle fingers to the United Nations. 538 00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:27,760 Speaker 1: You loved that. I love that. But I told everybody 539 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:32,520 Speaker 1: she's actually in a really bad spot. And everyone said, what, 540 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,120 Speaker 1: you're crazy. Look out popular she is? I said, no, 541 00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:42,200 Speaker 1: she's popular now. As the second she quits, the second 542 00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:47,720 Speaker 1: she stops being UN ambassador, she'll be forgotten. She won't 543 00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:51,040 Speaker 1: be hot anymore. And then by the time she runs 544 00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:53,600 Speaker 1: for president, as she clearly wanted to do, she was 545 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:57,240 Speaker 1: always auditioning for that job, she'd be such an also 546 00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:01,240 Speaker 1: ran that it would just be an annoyance. Fast forward 547 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:04,760 Speaker 1: to today, Nicky Hayley's going to run for president. She's 548 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,760 Speaker 1: going to get three percent of the vote in every 549 00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:10,400 Speaker 1: state where she goes. And they're gonna be shocked about this. 550 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:16,200 Speaker 1: But the Chris Christie rule states, you never, ever, ever, ever, 551 00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:19,960 Speaker 1: ever quote wait your turn. You never wait around, not 552 00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:23,760 Speaker 1: in politics. Baby, When you're hot one day, that don't 553 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:26,360 Speaker 1: mean you're gonna be hot the next day. You're only 554 00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:30,880 Speaker 1: hot for so long. And when you're hot, you run 555 00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:33,760 Speaker 1: no matter what. But it's not my turn. But he's 556 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:37,880 Speaker 1: in the way. But but nothing. When you're hot, you 557 00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:41,160 Speaker 1: get in. Because you don't even remember the days when 558 00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:44,640 Speaker 1: Chris Christie was the hottest thing around elected governor in 559 00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:48,520 Speaker 1: New Jersey. Look at this guy getting tax cuts done. Whoohoo, 560 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:52,640 Speaker 1: run Chris. And Chris said, no, no, no, no, it's 561 00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:54,880 Speaker 1: not my time. I'm gonna wait my turn. He was 562 00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:57,320 Speaker 1: gonna wait his turn. Now I'm gonna do another, do another, 563 00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:59,480 Speaker 1: run a governor in New Jersey. I'm gonna wait my turn. 564 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:03,760 Speaker 1: Soon he gets caught wallowing on the beach in New Jersey. 565 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:08,720 Speaker 1: Couple little brief scandals, not even anything that major. Now, 566 00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:11,920 Speaker 1: when I say Chris Christie, he's a punchline. You snicker 567 00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:15,960 Speaker 1: because you don't stay hot forever. Nicky Haley has no 568 00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:19,080 Speaker 1: chance she will run. It will be good for her brand. 569 00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:22,600 Speaker 1: She'll probably sell a book. She doesn't have any kind 570 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:24,960 Speaker 1: of a good book like the Anti Communist Manifesto, which 571 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,400 Speaker 1: is available at Jesse Kelly book dot com. She doesn't 572 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:30,400 Speaker 1: have anything like that, but she'll probably sell a book. 573 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,800 Speaker 1: She'll be a bigger name by the time this whole 574 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:34,920 Speaker 1: thing's over. But it's really nothing you need to worry 575 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:38,560 Speaker 1: about at all. Look, she knows she's gonna lose two. 576 00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:41,440 Speaker 1: This is not news. She can read polls. She probably 577 00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:45,040 Speaker 1: she probably has a couple of sets of Giza dream sheets, 578 00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:47,320 Speaker 1: and she knows at the end of every day in 579 00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:51,320 Speaker 1: her useless campaign, she's gonna go home. She's gonna crawl 580 00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:54,360 Speaker 1: into the most comfortable sheets in the history of mankind, 581 00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:57,080 Speaker 1: and she's gonna have a good night's sleep. Three percent 582 00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,640 Speaker 1: in the polls or ninety three percent in the polls, 583 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,760 Speaker 1: she's probably going to be sleeping like a baby because 584 00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:07,160 Speaker 1: she took advantage of the lowest price ever on Giza dreamsheets, 585 00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:09,480 Speaker 1: where she can get him as lowest twenty nine eight. 586 00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:12,080 Speaker 1: But this is an exclusive to Nicky Haley and other 587 00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:14,759 Speaker 1: presidential candidates who have no chance of winning. You can 588 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:19,279 Speaker 1: actually get this too at my pillow dot com. Click 589 00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:22,480 Speaker 1: on the radio listeners special Square and use the promo 590 00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:26,320 Speaker 1: code Jesse. You get the lowest price ever on Giza dreamsheets. 591 00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:28,920 Speaker 1: And since it's the lowest price ever, you better get 592 00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:33,440 Speaker 1: yourself a couple sets. Huh my pillow dot com promo 593 00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:39,400 Speaker 1: code Jesse. All right, without further ado, do headlines. And 594 00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:44,040 Speaker 1: now here's a headline. You know the thing, headlines we 595 00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:51,439 Speaker 1: didn't get to you woke. NBA superstar Steph Curry wants 596 00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:56,200 Speaker 1: to block low income housing in his neighborhood. Well yeah, 597 00:34:57,239 --> 00:35:01,600 Speaker 1: Steph Curry and his dirtball Fami. They hate the country, 598 00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:04,600 Speaker 1: America sucks and all that, of course, and they would 599 00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:08,000 Speaker 1: have burned it all to ash, But not his neighborhood. No, no, no, 600 00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:10,120 Speaker 1: he's one of the rulers. No no, no, no, no, no, 601 00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:13,280 Speaker 1: no no no. His neighborhood should be fine. You peasant, 602 00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:17,040 Speaker 1: you with your guns. You're a racist piece of trash 603 00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:19,320 Speaker 1: who should have your way of living completely destroyed. But 604 00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:22,319 Speaker 1: his thirty million dollar mansion, No no, no, we can't 605 00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:25,960 Speaker 1: have somebody pooping in the shrubs. Engineer laid off from 606 00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:30,320 Speaker 1: Google while on a three month mental health break feels 607 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:36,239 Speaker 1: firing was a personal attack, sometimes as a fun experiment. 608 00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:40,560 Speaker 1: I like to put myself in these stories with my father. 609 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:44,120 Speaker 1: I would love to tell my dad that I'm taking 610 00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:46,920 Speaker 1: I'm taking a break from work, and he would say 611 00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:51,080 Speaker 1: a break? What like a vacation? No, Dad, I need 612 00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:57,600 Speaker 1: a longer break. How long? Three months? Okay? Are you 613 00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:01,720 Speaker 1: dying or something? No, I need a mental health break. 614 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:04,320 Speaker 1: I just I'd like to picture. I like to picture 615 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,680 Speaker 1: what he would say and or do to me if 616 00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:08,960 Speaker 1: I ever told my father I was taking off of 617 00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:14,440 Speaker 1: work for three months for my mental health. Justice Department 618 00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:19,040 Speaker 1: finds no classified documents in Biden's beach home. I love 619 00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:22,160 Speaker 1: how the headlines have gone from WHOA, we found docks 620 00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:25,640 Speaker 1: here to WHOA documents there? And WHOA documents there? And 621 00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:27,880 Speaker 1: now we're all the way to hey, guys, good news, 622 00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:31,520 Speaker 1: we didn't find him in this house. The COVID pandemic 623 00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:37,120 Speaker 1: drives Fizer's twenty twenty two revenue to a record one 624 00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:43,080 Speaker 1: hundred billion dollars. Operation warp speed Boy, What a scam? 625 00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:47,680 Speaker 1: US watchdog identifies five point four billion and potentially fraudulent 626 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:50,840 Speaker 1: COVID nineteen loans. I got news for you. The numbers 627 00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:54,080 Speaker 1: a lot bigger than five point four billion dollars when 628 00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:57,080 Speaker 1: the federal government decides they're going to get together and 629 00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:01,120 Speaker 1: write gigantic checks to people and then eventually tell them 630 00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:03,120 Speaker 1: you don't have to pay it back. Oh, don't worry. 631 00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:05,400 Speaker 1: They just we're gonna organize it. Were that. Yeah, of 632 00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:08,360 Speaker 1: course there's gonna be fraud and abuse. So many people 633 00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:11,120 Speaker 1: got rich off this whole scam. Not you, of course, no, 634 00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:14,920 Speaker 1: not you, but so many people did Oversight panel to 635 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,879 Speaker 1: hold first hearing on wasteful pandemic era spending. Oh good, 636 00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:22,680 Speaker 1: a hearing. And the best part is it's the Republicans 637 00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:26,080 Speaker 1: leading it. The Republicans who passed Operation Warp Speed, the 638 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:29,160 Speaker 1: Republicans who passed trillion dollars bill after a trillion dollars bill, 639 00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:32,799 Speaker 1: after a trillion dollars bill under COVID for COVID reasons. Right, well, 640 00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:35,279 Speaker 1: we gotta send out the stimmy checks. Gotta do this, 641 00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:38,880 Speaker 1: gotta do that. Now they're gonna have hearings on wasteful spending. 642 00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:43,719 Speaker 1: Oh good, guys, sure sure, I have total confidence in you. 643 00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:48,839 Speaker 1: US and Netherlands strike a deal on blocking chip exports 644 00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:52,279 Speaker 1: to China. Think that China. You think you're gonna get 645 00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:55,440 Speaker 1: our Dorito's. You think you're gonna get our ruffles, You 646 00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:58,960 Speaker 1: think you're gonna get our lays. Not here, baby, these 647 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:03,040 Speaker 1: colors don't. Fom is not free. No, you can email 648 00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:08,680 Speaker 1: the show. Jesse's at jesse kellyshow dot com. That's awesome.