Speaker 1: Are you leaving?
Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 1: Either way, we want to be there.
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us
Speaker 2: time and a terminol and gay ad. We want to
Speaker 2: send you off in style. You want to welcome you
Speaker 2: back home? Tell us all about ity scared?
Speaker 1: He was it fine?
Speaker 2: Malborn?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need.
Speaker 3: With Karen and Chris welcome? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Jesus, this is christ, this is karcl Gara.
Speaker 4: It's the only chance I have to live out my
Speaker 4: childhood dreams of following my dad's footsteps and becoming a
Speaker 4: terrestrial radio host.
Speaker 1: I think you mean this podcast.
Speaker 3: Just the opening welcome to do you need a rite?
Speaker 4: And every time Chris, that's where it's my only chance
Speaker 4: to call out baseball.
Speaker 2: It's your SCC voice and it is professional.
Speaker 4: I totally did a thing to day where I remember
Speaker 4: fdi C again like I had to go really fast?
Speaker 1: What like an audition? No?
Speaker 3: I did?
Speaker 4: I do occasionally do pyramid a old voice sober thing.
Speaker 2: Oh why don't you tell us about this?
Speaker 4: I've been doing it ever since we went to Bridgetown
Speaker 4: and you you mad stuff with Drennan like that.
Speaker 1: Right, oh shit, And I remember this packed.
Speaker 4: Weekend of things and yeah, every once in a while
Speaker 4: they'll be like, hey, we have these these these new
Speaker 4: these new voices.
Speaker 1: So it's been a continual job. It wasn't that just
Speaker 1: that weekend.
Speaker 3: It's weird, though, because I'm bad at it.
Speaker 4: I'm not good at nunciating, and anytime there's essays like
Speaker 4: I have a tongue thrust. That's why I had to
Speaker 4: get braces, like talk my ssas I spit. We've talked
Speaker 4: about how I spit. I didn't know how much I
Speaker 4: spat until I watched My special and it's just spit.
Speaker 4: And now everyone's telling me to call it spit take,
Speaker 4: which I think I might do, but then I.
Speaker 3: Have to everyone is everyone's saying, call your special spit.
Speaker 1: That's hilarious. And because you must make jokes about it
Speaker 1: while you're.
Speaker 4: Doing it, spit balling, because with balling at like crying
Speaker 4: because I'm spinning.
Speaker 3: And I may or may not cry during.
Speaker 1: Whatever the point, jokes about it while you're.
Speaker 4: Your My opening joke is about crying and no, no,
Speaker 4: the spit No, it's I don't call it out, It's
Speaker 4: just something I saw, No I do. There is a
Speaker 4: moment worst bit flies out and I see it, and
Speaker 4: I say, ah, that happened, not because I'm hungry, but
Speaker 4: because I'm gonna vomit because I can't stop talking about
Speaker 4: cat dicks or whatever it was during that cat dick,
Speaker 4: which you know, I always think it's funny that your
Speaker 4: mouth waters when you're hungry. Up also it waters when
Speaker 4: you're getting excited or anxious, and so I don't want
Speaker 4: anyone to think I'm hungry when I'm just saying that. Now,
Speaker 4: this isn't oh got it. I don't do material.
Speaker 1: It's a new bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is new. It takes twenty minutes. I hope
Speaker 3: you enjoy it. I really like it so far, but
Speaker 3: I did, I did. You're right it. There is a
Speaker 3: moment where.
Speaker 2: Then I love I think spittik is a hilarious Then
Speaker 2: you own it. Yeah, you get to get out in
Speaker 2: front of it if you like it. But that's really
Speaker 2: funny too, right. I was going to share with you
Speaker 2: my favorite memory of that Bridgetown weekend. If and correct me,
Speaker 2: if it was not that one, but the one where
Speaker 2: we I came out of that club where everybody was
Speaker 2: like the home Base club that was right there on
Speaker 2: that street, and you were in a refrigerator box.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, outside of the Doug Fir.
Speaker 3: I mean I remember it being an empty parking lot.
Speaker 4: I just posted that video the other day because it
Speaker 4: was in a time hop thing like remember that, and
Speaker 4: I people liked hearing about it.
Speaker 3: But now it's anyway. I reposted that on my Instagram.
Speaker 2: You have to go look if you want to see
Speaker 2: Chris Fairbanks at his finest.
Speaker 1: At his comedy.
Speaker 2: Festival finest, Chris put on a refrigerator box and then
Speaker 2: got yelled at by a bouncer.
Speaker 4: Oh it was some night desk clerk that's twenty years
Speaker 4: younger than me. I've always had trouble with authority when
Speaker 4: it's a kid, and that's don't tell me to not
Speaker 4: run at the water slides.
Speaker 3: You still have a year of high school. I'm your
Speaker 3: dad's age. Do not.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, even cops. I it's like, I can't. You're
Speaker 4: twenty and you call that a mustache.
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 4: And then and so that's this kid plus and I
Speaker 4: didn't want to mention this because this makes me a.
Speaker 3: Do you know who I am? Person?
Speaker 4: But my friend is as part owner of that the
Speaker 4: Doug Fer and Juniper Oh, so I wanted and this
Speaker 4: kid was being such a jerk, but I was being
Speaker 4: loud at night, but no one's really being disturbed.
Speaker 2: It's a every all above a bar, and every person
Speaker 2: that was staying at the hotel was part of the
Speaker 2: comedy festival, and he would we established.
Speaker 4: We established that we were staying there, and of course
Speaker 4: I'm going to put on a refrigerator box that had armholes.
Speaker 4: I put it on upside down so the armholes were
Speaker 4: down by my knees. But he knew what I was doing.
Speaker 4: He knew said haha, man in a box. But instead
Speaker 4: he was like, please leave, please leave. I'm like, what
Speaker 4: do you mean leave?
Speaker 3: We're living here tonight, this is my home. Almost still
Speaker 3: mad at that guy.
Speaker 4: I may have been drunk and being addict disorderly, but
Speaker 4: I'm it only made me be rebellious with a smile
Speaker 4: on my face.
Speaker 3: Had it been right now, boy, I would have not
Speaker 3: been smiling.
Speaker 2: You were having a great time, he was having fun.
Speaker 2: You were People were trying to get you down, but
Speaker 2: you weren't letting the man get you down at all.
Speaker 1: You were you were. I think it was because you
Speaker 1: were in a box.
Speaker 3: I got to keep on moving.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you were in a box.
Speaker 2: You had the protection of the refrigerator aura around you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and you were just kind of like, look, I have
Speaker 2: to do this. This is who I am.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it is who I often am. I do.
Speaker 4: I've always liked just give me a refrigerator box. Maybe
Speaker 4: it's because I we didn't have a lot of money
Speaker 4: when I was a kid, but yeah, God, I love getting.
Speaker 3: In a box.
Speaker 1: You just make do is what you do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then you live your life to ultimately get
Speaker 4: in a box.
Speaker 1: Get in that fucking when you die.
Speaker 2: And right now, I'm going to make sure your coffin
Speaker 2: is made of refrigerator cardboard.
Speaker 3: As long as it's well made and refrigerated.
Speaker 2: Ye. What if you get a coffin that's that's a
Speaker 2: deep freezer, but it's still shaped like a coffin.
Speaker 1: I'm just pitching ideas for.
Speaker 4: Your coffin for anyone that wants to kind of cryogenically
Speaker 4: be frozen, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Or like a water coffin, like it's a waterbed, but
Speaker 2: body is just lightly floating up as.
Speaker 4: Someone that grew up with a waterbed and now has
Speaker 4: a permanent hunch upon his back.
Speaker 3: I do not recommend that.
Speaker 1: Okay, do you think it fucked up your spine?
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa. There was never too fast,
Speaker 3: too loud to other cars.
Speaker 1: Do not stop when full alarm is going.
Speaker 3: I do like how cautiously you went through.
Speaker 1: He really did?
Speaker 3: He really did.
Speaker 2: Burbank police shout out, you guys, really hold it down.
Speaker 2: I've been interviewed by them once and they were incredibly
Speaker 2: beautiful and professional.
Speaker 1: Really the un interview, there was a shooting down the street.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say, did you witness a pancake like murder?
Speaker 2: I think I know, I've told you the story, but
Speaker 2: there was a shooting and they The next morning, there's
Speaker 2: a knock on my door and I open it and
Speaker 2: there are two detectives from the police, the Bourbonk Police Department,
Speaker 2: and they're wearing suits and their hair slipped back, and
Speaker 2: it looked like something out of a TV show and
Speaker 2: they were really muscular and like middle age silver fox type.
Speaker 4: I feel like I had heard that, but I was
Speaker 4: getting deja vus of it when Sam, Yeah, because he
Speaker 4: had some good good cop, bad cop, tough guy, one
Speaker 4: guy slick, one guy young.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I think I probably jumped in on that story.
Speaker 3: It was probably the same cops.
Speaker 2: No, because because once Hollywood and wants Bourbank, Burbank's a
Speaker 2: different Lake city.
Speaker 4: I believe there was that movie that came out that
Speaker 4: could only had all signs of being not good with
Speaker 4: Russell Crowe and who's the guy? Who's the guy that
Speaker 4: I am sort of attracted to?
Speaker 3: Go no, no, too much eyebrows with Ferrell?
Speaker 1: Oh, I can't get enough of those.
Speaker 3: I know you know you're you're your forehead hair lady.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's just my godish forehead hair.
Speaker 4: Yeah, don't make me watch one of the guy Oka
Speaker 4: men commercials.
Speaker 3: Oh lose it. There's well there was.
Speaker 4: I tried to call someone tried to break into my
Speaker 4: garage by song?
Speaker 3: Did I tell you that? Aya?
Speaker 4: And so I've reinforced it, and I because I don't
Speaker 4: police won't come if if you're not saying there's a
Speaker 4: knife coming towards me.
Speaker 1: Now or so, I just don't have the manpower.
Speaker 4: Do you think it's overkill? If in my one bedroom
Speaker 4: rental I get adt shotgun atd or like the home surveillance. No,
Speaker 4: it's only forty bucks a month and they come and
Speaker 4: give you free equipment and they monitor and if I'm gone,
Speaker 4: which I'm about to be gone two weeks.
Speaker 1: Sure it's a great investment. Yeah, just for the protection.
Speaker 2: It's like getting homeowners insurant or renters inshurt because they.
Speaker 4: Have a direct line and the cops come and they
Speaker 4: tell them to that's right. There isn't any questions like
Speaker 4: where are you, what is he wearing? Sir called down,
Speaker 4: that's none of that. Meanwhile, I'll be you know, boozing
Speaker 4: it up in some condo and Winnipeg.
Speaker 1: We see the life.
Speaker 2: When I worked at the Gap, we got we got
Speaker 2: robbed one night by these guys who are pretending to shop.
Speaker 2: And then when I bagged everything up and put it
Speaker 2: on the counter, that it was like a smash and grab,
Speaker 2: and they threw our security guard who was very thin,
Speaker 2: oh not very guarding. They threw him right up against
Speaker 2: the glass wall and just all ran out.
Speaker 1: And so I called nine one one and I was like,
Speaker 1: They're like nine one, what's your emergency? And I was like, oh, these.
Speaker 2: Guys just robber store and they're like, okay, what do
Speaker 2: they is it a did they hold.
Speaker 1: You up at gunpoint?
Speaker 2: And we're like no, no, no, they just took the
Speaker 2: stuff and ran And they're like what and they're like, well,
Speaker 2: are do you see them now? And we're like no,
Speaker 2: they ran away and they're like, yeah, I know, there's
Speaker 2: there's nothing to and they basically just said, no, one's
Speaker 2: going to come out there.
Speaker 3: Why are you wasting our time?
Speaker 1: Yeah, And it was a legit robbery, but it was
Speaker 1: kind of like our fault.
Speaker 4: No matter what fender bender, I'm saying there's a gun.
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna say And then.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah did I say that? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Oh well I was in shock.
Speaker 3: That's in the past. You're here now, can I can you,
Speaker 3: you know, take pictures of this accident.
Speaker 2: The problem is that then the cop that shows up
Speaker 2: is going to be young, and you're gonna fucking lose it.
Speaker 1: That cop is going to be like twenty two. I
Speaker 1: will be like, sure, stand over here.
Speaker 5: And you're gonna go in ire was in college when
Speaker 5: you first touched her, there, sir, And then it's like
Speaker 5: the guy, remember the guy that gives the guy the ticket,
Speaker 5: and the guy goes insane and rips it up and
Speaker 5: the guy just stands there.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, today Ice, Yeah, yeah, totally. I I go,
Speaker 3: I sug do I do. I can't I just get
Speaker 3: ahead of I have to.
Speaker 1: Tell you the story I'm here for.
Speaker 6: He gotta stop on and just move along because this
Speaker 6: this kid today, I there's a notoriously busy intersection by
Speaker 6: my old place.
Speaker 3: I had to go over there today to.
Speaker 4: Get my UH reminisque, to get my anti shakes medications. Okay,
Speaker 4: I got some medicine keep me from shaking and UH
Speaker 4: and some other stuff anyway, because my my pharmacy's over there.
Speaker 4: But this, okay, in the intersection, there was just a car.
Speaker 4: This surfer kid was screaming at a guy. He was
Speaker 4: so irate, screaming at the top of his lungs, almost crying.
Speaker 3: But he was about to hit him.
Speaker 4: But the guy was just on foot and the kid's
Speaker 4: car was just the wheel was off, and this guy
Speaker 4: on foot was He's like, I want to see your
Speaker 4: insurance and he just kept pointing, shrugging and pointing at
Speaker 4: his shoes as if to say, I'm how am I
Speaker 4: insurance for what I'm on foot? But why is the
Speaker 4: guy his wheel was off, So I just pulled up
Speaker 4: in some slavic looking pedestrian who's a superhero kicked the
Speaker 4: wheel off a car.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but this kid's wheel was off and
Speaker 3: laying down, And.
Speaker 2: Then somebody was accusing someone else of being responsible to that.
Speaker 4: Yes, and and the kid was angry enough to where
Speaker 4: the guy must have been. I don't know how, or
Speaker 4: there was a car wreck, and the guy went and
Speaker 4: parked his car and then walked back. And that gave
Speaker 4: this kid time enough to get so angry that I
Speaker 4: couldn't It was unbelievable how mad he got. I don't
Speaker 4: think I've ever been that mad. He was having a
Speaker 4: plane strains, automobiles meltdown. Where's my rental car? Take that
Speaker 4: stupid fucking smile off your stupid fucking face moment?
Speaker 1: Did you ever?
Speaker 3: Did I ever get to the bottom of it, and
Speaker 3: therefore finally did.
Speaker 1: Feel away.
Speaker 4: I realized I was in the intersection for like five
Speaker 4: minutes and being coming part of the problem because I
Speaker 4: wanted this. I wanted to have an end to this
Speaker 4: story basically, but it ended with me driving away. And
Speaker 4: I'll never know how the hell the guy's wheel is off,
Speaker 4: whether or not he bleached his hair or it was
Speaker 4: just naturally in that.
Speaker 1: Pond, and all the other questions you got on the clipboard.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I had a whole checklist. Is the guy
Speaker 4: actually from Russia? Did he just have Russian riding on
Speaker 4: his shirt?
Speaker 1: Now? When you say he was so mad?
Speaker 2: Was it like because he was the volume he was
Speaker 2: screaming at was it his face?
Speaker 4: I was two cars behind this accident, and people drove
Speaker 4: around him, and I just went and stopped and sat
Speaker 4: there a while, and I could hear everything he was saying.
Speaker 3: He was just so screaming, so loud.
Speaker 4: Wow, he was just really upset.
Speaker 3: His wheel was off, and somehow it was this guy's fault. Okay,
Speaker 3: because the guy was.
Speaker 4: Like taking pictures of the car and like, when God
Speaker 4: his insurance. But what I don't understand is he.
Speaker 3: Was on foot. That's my whole point. It's just what
Speaker 3: insurance for my Sketchers? Do you have Sketchers insurance? I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 2: The guy pulls out a little insurance thing from the
Speaker 2: sole of his shoe, look it do you've never have
Speaker 2: you heard of the new insurance line Sketches.
Speaker 4: It's true, though, someone can cause an accident from a
Speaker 4: bike or as a pedestrian or and then it's like, haha,
Speaker 4: I don't I'm not part of this.
Speaker 3: I can just run away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: You'd have to go after them on foot if you
Speaker 2: were the other person who volved.
Speaker 4: It's not a hit and run if you simply are
Speaker 4: have a Russian superhuman strength and can kick wheels.
Speaker 1: And are going around the city doing that. Willy nilly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this guy was pretty casual about it. It looked
Speaker 4: like he'd been in this situation before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you know what, that's why you got to
Speaker 2: get carfax. Don't kick those wheels, just get the car fax.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, get the cart get it.
Speaker 1: Yep, do you get it?
Speaker 3: Okay, now I do get it. Actually I didn't, and
Speaker 3: now I get it.
Speaker 1: I was complimenting you.
Speaker 3: I was just trying to see if his car was up.
Speaker 2: That's saying like, you kicked the tires and you see
Speaker 2: how the car is.
Speaker 3: He was just a dad from the seventies.
Speaker 1: He used car lot that was in the middle of
Speaker 1: an intersection.
Speaker 4: I just wanted to see if superos were what they're
Speaker 4: all cracked up to be.
Speaker 3: And they kicked a little and.
Speaker 2: The guys like this car is not for sale.
Speaker 3: I hate that I'm from Krypton. Why can't I be
Speaker 3: a normal I can't test.
Speaker 1: Out tires the way everyone else can.
Speaker 2: I was going to tell you or tell the listeners,
Speaker 2: h and tell you for a second time that we
Speaker 2: were on tour.
Speaker 1: My favorite murder was on tour last weekend.
Speaker 3: No where'd you go?
Speaker 2: We were in Oh God, we were in Oklahoma City.
Speaker 2: We were in Houston, and we were in Dallas and
Speaker 2: we had great shows and met a ton of awesome people,
Speaker 2: and that the shows were amazing. Of course, it's a
Speaker 2: it's a miracle and a blessing and we love it
Speaker 2: so much. Yeah, and in the meet and greets, I
Speaker 2: would say, now the percentage is growing where people go
Speaker 2: and I love Dinah, or they come up with a shirt,
Speaker 2: or they come up saying please say hi to Chris Ferbanks.
Speaker 3: Or I am worried about I'm getting a lot of them.
Speaker 1: You got one. Worry well on the last one.
Speaker 4: You can you can check off the shakes because I
Speaker 4: got shakes medication.
Speaker 1: Yeah, worry, that's one last thing to worry about with Chris.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's is it pre Parkinson's? Maybe?
Speaker 4: No point is I take these pills now, right, It
Speaker 4: isn't because they said if you're shaking while you're doing
Speaker 4: something with intent, like while I went to go draw,
Speaker 4: then I started shaking, that's when you're in trouble. Okay,
Speaker 4: I'm just in a constant state of shaking. But if
Speaker 4: I have to grab a scalpel and open someone up,
Speaker 4: I can make it good.
Speaker 2: Still, wait, are you still going to get into brain
Speaker 2: surgery like you said you own?
Speaker 4: It's never too late to get in the game, and
Speaker 4: I wouldn't mind doing another.
Speaker 3: Eight years a school.
Speaker 1: I think the brain game is for you, bro.
Speaker 4: I excel in the classroom. It's the only place I
Speaker 4: feel comfortable is during an exams. It never made me
Speaker 4: sweat and still have fucking nightmares.
Speaker 1: Seriously, we actually just talked about that.
Speaker 2: How I'm still to this day excited to not have
Speaker 2: to go to school every day.
Speaker 3: Because of school and standardized testing.
Speaker 4: I really thought I was an idiot until my you know,
Speaker 4: third or fourth open mic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you just guide. You discovered that you
Speaker 2: are a secret genius.
Speaker 3: Think of things and people like THEMS.
Speaker 2: I just don't want to fill things out with a
Speaker 2: number two pencil. You sons of bitches. Yeah, you needed
Speaker 2: to go to Montossori School.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, that never backfires.
Speaker 2: That's how I learned first through First through three was
Speaker 2: a monassory based classroom where it was the first, second
Speaker 2: and third grade combined.
Speaker 1: There were no claimed grades.
Speaker 2: You just had a color group that you worked in
Speaker 2: and you walked around this large building.
Speaker 3: Was awesome. Sorry, is that I thought it was like
Speaker 3: a new age new person thing.
Speaker 2: Well, it was like at the time, it was just
Speaker 2: it was new age and hippish because they were basically
Speaker 2: going up against the standardized system and saying children learn
Speaker 2: better if.
Speaker 1: They don't have all the shit on them.
Speaker 2: So like you got you basically had a dot card
Speaker 2: and I was in say, the yellow group. But it
Speaker 2: wasn't like you were in third grade, second grade or
Speaker 2: first grade. It was just whatever you were smart enough
Speaker 2: to do. And then if you weren't smart, you didn't
Speaker 2: have to be labeled not smart. You were just fucking
Speaker 2: in the red group. And it wasn't that big of
Speaker 2: a deal. So everybody got to work at their own pace, right,
Speaker 2: and you just had to get a certain amount of
Speaker 2: dots on your card every day.
Speaker 3: And it's only between you and the teacher.
Speaker 1: It's between you and the Lord.
Speaker 4: Oh God, you got There were no teachers.
Speaker 1: It was just God, God and children.
Speaker 3: Headphones. He addresses you individually.
Speaker 2: I wasn't a cult. This is what I'm actually talking about.
Speaker 2: I was in a cult from first to third.
Speaker 3: Now we're to Heaven's Gate. Purple nikes and bunk.
Speaker 4: Beds they were Oh yes, the nikes were purple.
Speaker 3: The robes were purple.
Speaker 2: It was the pieces of cloth they put over their
Speaker 2: faces when they died were purple.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, yeah, everything I remember such grim things.
Speaker 1: Well, they're pretty memorable.
Speaker 3: Are you. Yeah. I've asked you this before, but I'm
Speaker 3: only I'm on the heel.
Speaker 4: Last night, I don't know why, but I watched five
Speaker 4: forensic files and room yes, and they were really good ones. Yeah,
Speaker 4: some of them are kind of like, oh god, this
Speaker 4: is so dumb down and boring.
Speaker 3: But some of these were really great.
Speaker 1: That's all. I watched them. Were on the road.
Speaker 2: Which ones did you see? And I'll tell you if
Speaker 2: I watched them too.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, If you can just remember one most memorable, Yeah,
Speaker 4: this guy just in an apartment complex. His first attempt
Speaker 4: to get someone off so he could just kill them.
Speaker 4: For the sake of killing somebody. Was the land the
Speaker 4: wife of the land lord. Oh, and then and then
Speaker 4: he finally got his neighbor into the apartment, and he
Speaker 4: didn't It wasn't even not that raping or something is
Speaker 4: under like a reason, but he didn't even want to
Speaker 4: do He just wanted to stab somebody.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's true. He was a true second.
Speaker 4: And another one where this girl was it was a
Speaker 4: real dairy springer thing and he had two girls, uh
Speaker 4: impregnanty impregnanty two girls at the same time, and so
Speaker 4: he didn't he didn't really he didn't want to pay
Speaker 4: for that much oild support. So he killed her with
Speaker 4: these crazy katana swords. No, and the reenactment, Yeah, the
Speaker 4: narrator when he always ramps it up and it's more emotional. Yes,
Speaker 4: And it was I was like grabbing. I had bad dreams.
Speaker 4: It kind of messed up, and then I woke up
Speaker 4: thinking about death. I don't know how you do it.
Speaker 4: It started to affect I'm like, okay, I gotta watch
Speaker 4: Paddington Yeah, and.
Speaker 1: Paddington too.
Speaker 3: Electric boogoloo. I didn't know there was Oh, I knew
Speaker 3: there was a two.
Speaker 1: The two is the best one. Okay, you have to.
Speaker 2: But but first of all, I don't know why it
Speaker 2: doesn't affect me like that.
Speaker 1: And I think it's just it's like either you're into
Speaker 1: it or you're not.
Speaker 4: Just last night, did usually I put it on like
Speaker 4: I would Frasier or Choose because it's good background.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, you can check in whenever. It's not
Speaker 3: much commitment.
Speaker 2: But the one that the one that I watched recently
Speaker 2: was so graphic. There was did you see the one
Speaker 2: of the little girl that got attacked by dogs? But
Speaker 2: they accused the parents of killing her because they kept
Speaker 2: showing real autopsy photos and it was like I turned
Speaker 2: the channel, I was like, this is wow. It was
Speaker 2: like that nineties thing where they everything. It was like anything.
Speaker 3: Goes kind of Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was bad. I it's you know, I can't
Speaker 1: look at this picture.
Speaker 4: Yeah that lovely bones little girl stuff who taps into
Speaker 4: something for me?
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 4: The one last night was this guy, hippie musician, neighborhood guy,
Speaker 4: and this sweet little girl would go to his house
Speaker 4: because he had a dog, and they're just describing it
Speaker 4: and I bumm uh, it's terrible. He killed a kid
Speaker 4: for no reason.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Again, there isn't a good reason.
Speaker 1: He spilled.
Speaker 4: It's understandable. No, just he just wanted to kill someone.
Speaker 4: It's so scary, and then it makes me think, oh,
Speaker 4: there's probably someone like that on my street. Why don't
Speaker 4: I just put another battery in a luminary because I.
Speaker 3: Don't like candles. They're a fire pazard.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 3: I have a lot of battery powered lighting room.
Speaker 4: Really it sounds trashy, but it looks quite classy.
Speaker 1: So sorry.
Speaker 2: Luminary is the brand name of the battery.
Speaker 4: It specifically, a luminary is anything you put in a
Speaker 4: paper bag and line your driveway with. And now they
Speaker 4: have luminaries that require no fire. It's a battery and
Speaker 4: you turn it on and it's just the moment you
Speaker 4: turn it on, it's like, okay, I'm on for five
Speaker 4: hours or whatever.
Speaker 1: We what a great luminary.
Speaker 4: So it's throughout my apartment. I have little I have
Speaker 4: an illuminary under a glass skull. I have one in
Speaker 4: my ironing board thing that I discovered. There was a
Speaker 4: painted shut door and I opened it and there's like
Speaker 4: an old timey ironing board with an iron gear that.
Speaker 1: Oh, I've had one of those.
Speaker 3: I love it. I love my new place.
Speaker 1: So you're kind of the creepy hippie guitar.
Speaker 2: Player in your neighborhood now with all your candles, Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: in your candle attitude.
Speaker 3: But I don't have anyone over, so that's the difference.
Speaker 1: No one's coming up, the one's allowed.
Speaker 3: I've made my place look so cool and I haven't
Speaker 3: shown it.
Speaker 2: To anyone, just describing it to people, but anybody love you, Oh.
Speaker 4: I shows You're never going to see this, So I'm
Speaker 4: just going to force you to look at my wallpaper.
Speaker 1: So take a good long gander at this.
Speaker 3: Why are you walking away?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: You have something better?
Speaker 4: Fine, I'm very I'm very happy at my new place.
Speaker 2: That's so good. I'm glad because it's such a change.
Speaker 2: It's so funny. Los Angeles is very different west side.
Speaker 1: And east side.
Speaker 2: It's different types of people that live on different ends
Speaker 2: of the city.
Speaker 1: It's like a different lifestyle. So I'm glad that you
Speaker 1: it's working out.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4: It was like in a kind of retirement area before,
Speaker 4: like it's laid back and cool and the beach is there.
Speaker 4: But it's like now I'm around a bunch of creative
Speaker 4: people and people that are doing stuff.
Speaker 3: Food great and I like it. I love it. I
Speaker 3: love it.
Speaker 4: And there's there's there's a pond with little turtles. Did
Speaker 4: you know they try and make eye contact turtles? Yeah,
Speaker 4: even these little ones. They I'm telling you. Go to
Speaker 4: Echo Park Lake, walk around the lake. There's a place
Speaker 4: where the turtles wait to make eye contact. They what
Speaker 4: they're not? No one's feeding them. I can't feed them.
Speaker 4: Someone would stop you. Tiny little turtles have their little
Speaker 4: heads up and if you walk along, their little heads
Speaker 4: follow you. They look like you know, little robot turtles
Speaker 4: at Disneyland on the on the old Timey Prospector roller coaster.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I have little heads that they or the
Speaker 4: turtle that sings in Three Amigos. Sure these look like
Speaker 4: animatronic and no, they're real turtles. Their little heads pop
Speaker 4: up and they fucking look at you. Like if you
Speaker 4: move around, these little turtles will like all their heads
Speaker 4: at the same moment will follow you.
Speaker 2: But can I just say, and I don't want to
Speaker 2: argue you, but that's a different looking at you and
Speaker 2: trying to make eye contact, if you are two different things.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm.
Speaker 4: Maybe you're right, Maybe they're just like looking at my
Speaker 4: my body shape or my general presence. But there's a
Speaker 4: couple of those guys. It really seem like they're trying
Speaker 4: to zero in on my eyeballs.
Speaker 1: They're trying to lock eyes and a meaningful eye contact. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: just to share a moment.
Speaker 3: It's you, like, you do have a point now in
Speaker 3: that prospect. I feel like maybe they're just.
Speaker 2: Looking listen, I celebrate the way you interpret the world.
Speaker 1: I'm cynic.
Speaker 2: I don't see the romantic side of turtles when I
Speaker 2: walk by them.
Speaker 3: You will if you see these ones I didn't before this.
Speaker 1: Are you changed?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm totally changed.
Speaker 4: And I mean now I just take a handful of
Speaker 4: straws and I throw them in there.
Speaker 3: Oh no, yeah, well, I notice how small their nostrils are.
Speaker 3: It's like those straws going to fit in that turtle's nostril.
Speaker 1: And then they suck them right at it, and I'm like.
Speaker 4: Whoops, because then that's right. When a store lands, it
Speaker 4: swallows them into plastic. There's birds, there's like a sanctity,
Speaker 4: a protected little where people can't go, a little island estuary.
Speaker 1: I don't know, oh in the middle of that lake.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's really cool and it's like at the bottom
Speaker 4: of my little hill.
Speaker 3: That's great.
Speaker 2: I've never spent any time near Echo Parkake except for
Speaker 2: to watch people in those duck boats.
Speaker 1: Yes, I love that people actually do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah I did it the other day, but yeah, I
Speaker 3: love it.
Speaker 7: Just you just went out for and just grabbed it's
Speaker 7: ten bucks were short shorts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, bothered me. I'm just enjoying life.
Speaker 2: No one bothered you, except for those turtles that were
Speaker 2: making passes at you as we walked by.
Speaker 3: They'll never see my apartment. I just showed them with
Speaker 3: full eye contacts, showed them photos of it.
Speaker 1: Their eyes are like hypnotizing. You take me there, Chris.
Speaker 3: Take me that's wallpaper. It looks like real palm trees.
Speaker 1: Let me see the palm trees, Chris.
Speaker 3: Yes, they were young English turtles.
Speaker 1: All turtles are from Mary Poppin.
Speaker 3: They're all proper Greece. Make time. That's all I want
Speaker 3: from a turtle.
Speaker 2: Have you gone to and you maybe maybe you already
Speaker 2: have in the past.
Speaker 1: Have you gone to Cafe Tropicow.
Speaker 4: No, but I I know where it is and I
Speaker 4: it's still I haven't gone as far as even past.
Speaker 4: I haven't gone past Echo the Echoplex yet. I'm just
Speaker 4: in my little area. I have like a neighborhood where
Speaker 4: I'm like, anything I need, I just can walk around.
Speaker 3: It's my car in the garage for days.
Speaker 2: Well just if you ever need it or what. But
Speaker 2: you don't really eat like this. But but the Caffee
Speaker 2: Tropical has amazing coffee. They automatically put milk in it though,
Speaker 2: which I don't know if you can do sure, But
Speaker 2: they also have the guava pastry that is the best
Speaker 2: thing you could ever have or eat with like coffee. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's so delicious, But you're not.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm changing. The other day I went
Speaker 4: that bottom of my street. There's a deli. I just
Speaker 4: got a donut. I've never chosen to purchase a donut
Speaker 4: in my whole life.
Speaker 8: Amazing, And I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna have
Speaker 8: a donut and I loved it.
Speaker 2: They're really good. Yeah, donuts are great. Wait, so you're
Speaker 2: the I think you're the person there. I know a
Speaker 2: couple of people like this, but just discovered. Notice you're
Speaker 2: the person that's from Soviet Russia. Right, you've never had
Speaker 2: a donut before? No, you don't care about sweets at.
Speaker 3: All, Right, I think that I'm the grim way of
Speaker 3: looking at it is.
Speaker 4: I get my sweets from having booze, and lately I
Speaker 4: haven't been drinking as much, so you need to sweet
Speaker 4: like kind of I've been going to the grocery staring,
Speaker 4: getting like a sneakers ice cream bars.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah those are good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but also no more than that.
Speaker 3: I think I just grew up not we.
Speaker 4: Didn't have sweets, sugar, sugar cereals or anything with a
Speaker 4: foil wrapper in the box.
Speaker 3: It's like, what is that.
Speaker 4: I'd see it at a friend's house and then it
Speaker 4: would end up in my mouth and I'd almost explode
Speaker 4: because it's like.
Speaker 3: What is this? It's the best thing of all you
Speaker 3: only have cris picks.
Speaker 2: Wait, have I told you the story of my dad
Speaker 2: trying pop talks for the first time, because you know,
Speaker 2: so he was a fireman in San Francisco. He got
Speaker 2: a job, my uncle Steve died, and my uncle Steve
Speaker 2: worked at the mariners Union, which is basically like, oh sorry,
Speaker 2: the Purser's Union in San Francisco, which is like if
Speaker 2: you were if you worked on cruise ships of any
Speaker 2: kind and you were a purser.
Speaker 1: Obviously they had their own union and my dad purser.
Speaker 3: I don't remember.
Speaker 2: The pursers are the guys on cruise ships that take
Speaker 2: your bags.
Speaker 1: It was gopher's job.
Speaker 3: But sure, sure, sure a lot of people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, So my dad was one before he was
Speaker 2: a fireman when he was in his twenties. That's how
Speaker 2: my parents met. My dad was a person. My mom
Speaker 2: was a nurse on Princess cruises right next on Lifetime television.
Speaker 2: So so my dad took this job after my uncle
Speaker 2: Steve died and didn't have they didn't have someone.
Speaker 1: To work there.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, because it was really easy. He already knew
Speaker 2: the business that it was his brother. No, we were
Speaker 2: not related to them. They were ourn extraor neighbors.
Speaker 4: Oh did you just call them uncle Steveh? Yeah, you
Speaker 4: know what, every time you mentioned him, I really thought
Speaker 4: he was a real.
Speaker 2: Never bet and my aunt Jean isn't my real aunt,
Speaker 2: but they are because we spent every single holiday with Sure,
Speaker 2: sure and so, but just not blood related. So it
Speaker 2: was the first time my dad ever had an office
Speaker 2: job because he'd only ever been a fireman.
Speaker 3: Yea.
Speaker 2: So one day my uncle Brandy who he worked there with,
Speaker 2: came out and he was eating a pop tart that
Speaker 2: he had just pulled out of the toaster. And my
Speaker 2: dad sees him and goes, oh, oh, I bet they're good,
Speaker 2: like that is that good? And my uncle Brandy goes,
Speaker 2: what do you mean and he goes, oh, I've just
Speaker 2: been eating them out of the bag. And my dad
Speaker 2: didn't know what. He just was eating pop tarts and
Speaker 2: he's like, I thought they were a kind of stiff.
Speaker 4: It's almost so great. It's like eating cookie dough but
Speaker 4: not that good.
Speaker 2: Yes, So he was just eating them raw, and my
Speaker 2: and like basically discovered them, thinking my uncle was doing
Speaker 2: this amazing trick by actually putting a pop tart in
Speaker 2: the toaster.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well they I yeah, I think I'm I had
Speaker 4: the same experience. I think I wasn't that impressed them
Speaker 4: because it's just out of a bag. Whenever I was
Speaker 4: at someone's house and I was sneaking one into my mouth,
Speaker 4: I never I thought it was a fancy toaster strudle
Speaker 4: thing yet bacon and then put frosting on it and
Speaker 4: it's like, oh, you know, flaky crust.
Speaker 3: I don't need it.
Speaker 2: Those are the greatest they were basically someone went, everybody
Speaker 2: likes pop tarts, how do we make him better?
Speaker 1: Fucking toaster?
Speaker 3: Shoh? Whoa that guy was, what a what an ass?
Speaker 2: The eclipse is really trying to make his way up
Speaker 2: Chandler or whatever street we're on.
Speaker 3: Vine lunch, what I we?
Speaker 4: I come here to talk about your tweets from years ago.
Speaker 4: One time there was an eclipse and you put a
Speaker 4: picture of an eclipse described this.
Speaker 2: Tweet, Oh remember not to look directly at the eclipse.
Speaker 2: And then it was a picture of Yeah, the Mitsubishi
Speaker 2: eclipse one of my favorites, very enjoyable, and I think
Speaker 2: I picked one that was kind of weirdly orange. Yeah, yeah, nineties.
Speaker 3: It was just an ugly older eclipse, perfect.
Speaker 4: Perfect than you because some of them, you know, the
Speaker 4: clips made some nice versions.
Speaker 1: Maybe it would catch your eye maybe, but don't look
Speaker 1: at it. No, you'll go blind.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, it goes right, pierces your pupils. It's true though,
Speaker 4: like when everyone was making light boxes and Trump looked
Speaker 4: right at it.
Speaker 3: Of course.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 4: A friend of mine also was like, oh and he
Speaker 4: looked up for a minute just to because he had
Speaker 4: made a light box or a pinhole box or whatever,
Speaker 4: and he said immediately felt like there was damage, Like
Speaker 4: it's I don't I don't quite understand it. But it's
Speaker 4: not the same as just simply looking at the sun. No,
Speaker 4: it is not, because I've looked at the sun before him,
Speaker 4: like big deal.
Speaker 2: Right when I was little, I distinctly remember one carpool
Speaker 2: ride home where everyone else in the car was kind
Speaker 2: of and doing a bunch of different shit, and I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm going to see if I can stare
Speaker 2: at the sun for a little while, and fucking like
Speaker 2: tried to power through staring at the sun and I
Speaker 2: gave up after like fifteen seconds.
Speaker 4: But well, if you're a kid that doesn't have a
Speaker 4: lot of other kids in the neighborhood and considers a
Speaker 4: cardboard box a toy. When I was little, something that
Speaker 4: fascinated me was looking up at the sun and then
Speaker 4: looking elsewhere in the sky and there's these tracers, yes,
Speaker 4: and oftentimes or you rub your eyes.
Speaker 3: That was a fun toy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, rub your eyes and then close them, and then
Speaker 4: there's little worms that followed the direction you look.
Speaker 3: Yes, so you're looking. This is fun.
Speaker 4: You can have just what the back of your eyelids
Speaker 4: rub them. And then first of all, while you're rubbing them,
Speaker 4: there's all these starbursts and doughnut shapes, and there's.
Speaker 8: Purples and amazing and like I it's acid for kids, sure,
Speaker 8: And then and then you and then you follow these well.
Speaker 4: The sun makes the perfect thing that where it burns
Speaker 4: in your eyes because it literally is burning, that's right.
Speaker 4: And then you can follow it around this image for
Speaker 4: four or five hours, so.
Speaker 2: You're looking you're almost looking at your own eyes really,
Speaker 2: because you have to do it against an all white
Speaker 2: background like yes, but the other another part of the
Speaker 2: sky or at a wall.
Speaker 4: Eyeballs worked that way, it has to be a projection
Speaker 4: of an upside down tree drawing that then gets flipped.
Speaker 3: Like a projector on the back of your eyeball.
Speaker 4: The message then goes from the corner iris optic nerve
Speaker 4: sends it.
Speaker 3: To your brain.
Speaker 4: Then your co clear implants tell you and you can
Speaker 4: hear it that this is a tree.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: What about those rods and cones? Are they doing it?
Speaker 3: They are firing.
Speaker 7: Cones, yes, but the rod rods things take they take
Speaker 7: every other week off fires more rods are cone? Laws
Speaker 7: are cones? Please lens crafters if you work there, please
Speaker 7: let us know it's.
Speaker 3: Anyone that sells frames for a living.
Speaker 1: Tell us tell us the work, yes, yes.
Speaker 4: And if you work in a hat store, we have
Speaker 4: some questions about brains.
Speaker 1: Hey, anyone that works at lids?
Speaker 2: Can you tell me why that guy a psychology number?
Speaker 2: In psychology where they teach you about the guy who
Speaker 2: got a fencing EPI, I think they're called Phineas Yes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the thing went up his nose and I'm a
Speaker 1: better person.
Speaker 3: Yes, I think it launched. If it's not the same person.
Speaker 2: It's not because he got a railroad tie, right, Phineas
Speaker 2: Gage was the railroad.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he was like pounding it with it and it
Speaker 4: shot up through his gin out. And this psychology is
Speaker 4: a class that I paid attention to. It took notes,
Speaker 4: and I got like a d. And we think I's dumb.
Speaker 4: Biology and psychology are difficult one oh one classes in college.
Speaker 3: I felt dumb because of them. Okay, and you're agreeing
Speaker 3: that you are.
Speaker 1: Domb Okay, I see why they get you.
Speaker 3: I really tried and I was interested.
Speaker 4: But Phineas Gage, I believe it hit part of his brain,
Speaker 4: maybe frontal lobe that made him more chill. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: people liked it. He's like it used to be a
Speaker 4: real asshole. I kind of like this lazy eye friendly
Speaker 4: version of him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's really a huge It takes a lot
Speaker 2: of humility to get a railroad spike in your brain.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you really. It really reassesses things for you.
Speaker 4: Right, Maybe it was just humbling and it didn't really
Speaker 4: They put all this emphasis on the brain damage, but
Speaker 4: it was just like, you know what, I'm going to
Speaker 4: be nicer.
Speaker 3: That was scary.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did something stupid and I really was at
Speaker 2: fault there.
Speaker 1: That was a mistake, So I'm embarrassed.
Speaker 3: What's this other guy?
Speaker 2: It's just a different one where he got a fencing
Speaker 2: sword up his nose and it touched this part of
Speaker 2: his brain where then every time someone walked in the room.
Speaker 1: It was a new experience.
Speaker 2: So his wife would say, come and visit him, Hello,
Speaker 2: how are you. I'm gonna go out of the room
Speaker 2: to put water in these flowers, comes back in, Hey, Hi,
Speaker 2: when did you get here?
Speaker 4: Oh my god? You can get a sword in your
Speaker 4: eye and become ground on day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because they apparently it was like that's how they
Speaker 2: learned which part of your brain keeps short term memory
Speaker 2: and long term memory from if I'm if I'm long
Speaker 2: term memory this correctly, which there's such a high chance
Speaker 2: I'm not. But I think that's what that that fencing
Speaker 2: sword one was. Anyway, I was interested in all that shit.
Speaker 2: But they still don't know anything about the human brain.
Speaker 2: So why not have a hat store cashier get in
Speaker 2: charge of it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, because he'll probably remember things I didn't from college
Speaker 4: where he clearly dropped out.
Speaker 3: I mean, come on, he's managing a Lidds and Glenndale.
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, this makes a lot of money.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's say you know a good insurance plan. Lyds
Speaker 4: is a great company.
Speaker 1: Thank you for lidd my favorite. I took a picture
Speaker 1: of that, like, ow, there's a Z?
Speaker 3: Is it a Z?
Speaker 1: Yes? I believe it is.
Speaker 4: I think they're the one on the first that made
Speaker 4: a word cool with a Z at the end.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 2: And the last time I was there, it was a
Speaker 2: Christmas time about two years ago. They had because they
Speaker 2: do embroidery, like custom embroidery there and the last design that.
Speaker 1: They had marshals sorry sorry, the last hat that they
Speaker 1: had embroidered.
Speaker 2: The design was still up on the machine and it
Speaker 2: said young Soul King on it. Wow, somebody got a
Speaker 2: hat that said young Soul King and I took a picture.
Speaker 2: I was like, the one was just here and I
Speaker 2: missed him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he had to be like a freestyle jazz rapper.
Speaker 1: I hope, so he must. He had to have been.
Speaker 3: Speaking of dead people.
Speaker 4: Died, I think so once in the shining and then
Speaker 4: again it realized both because of a chest axe.
Speaker 3: No, I you know, I'm not a ghost person.
Speaker 9: Pardon me, yes, And yeah, maybe i'd it felt or
Speaker 9: acknowledged certain feelings after you know, a close friend or
Speaker 9: mom dies or something, and that's as spiritual as I get.
Speaker 4: Okay, but my apartment, and I'm not this is serious business.
Speaker 4: There's been noises just in the kitchen, but it's annoying.
Speaker 4: Things like I had my painting stick for the roller
Speaker 4: set up by the counter, leaning against it and it
Speaker 4: fell over. I'm like, okay, so it fell its slids
Speaker 4: parallel to the counter, no pointing away from the counter.
Speaker 3: So something little things like that, like how would it
Speaker 3: fall like that? You know? And then I was taping
Speaker 3: doing edging painting my kitchen. What looks great, by the way.
Speaker 1: We'll never know.
Speaker 4: I'm glad I went barn red. I'll show you a
Speaker 4: photo and get the fuck out of my place. I
Speaker 4: sat down the tape. I'd done it, and I didn't
Speaker 4: have to look around to be like, where the hell
Speaker 4: did I put that?
Speaker 3: Type?
Speaker 4: I know I put it on the counter. Yeah, it
Speaker 4: was blue masking tape. I was on a ladder. It's
Speaker 4: not like a reach too far. It wasn't there. I
Speaker 4: moved a bowl, there was some tools and screws. I
Speaker 4: couldn't find it. So I immediately felt an eerie miss
Speaker 4: and I've heard about objects disappearing. So I went outside
Speaker 4: and I was like before I went outside, I said, please,
Speaker 4: can I have the tape back? I'm trying to make
Speaker 4: this place look nice. And I went outside and I
Speaker 4: came back and it was on the counter. No, it
Speaker 4: was sitting right there. And since then things like that
Speaker 4: have been happening, but I'm not sure if it's because
Speaker 4: I'm paranoid. And after that, and I burned some incense
Speaker 4: and some other thing, just said things, and then I
Speaker 4: was putting up curtains.
Speaker 3: I'm like, this isn't happening again.
Speaker 4: I was expecting it because I was like here are
Speaker 4: some tiny parts. This can't disappear. Two brackets for the
Speaker 4: current rod and the screws. Put up one bracket, look
Speaker 4: down the other one's gone. And then I found it
Speaker 4: not in the same place on the floor. So it's like, well,
Speaker 4: maybe it did fall and I didn't hear it. Maybe
Speaker 4: I'm being weird and paranoid, right, And then I'm a
Speaker 4: drill bit. But there's a drill bit, and I'm all
Speaker 4: of a sudden, I couldn't find that. I'm like, it's
Speaker 4: like a little kid, a dead little kid is haunting me,
Speaker 4: an annoying little shit kit.
Speaker 7: And then but then I found that.
Speaker 4: I started getting very upset because it's that drives you crazy.
Speaker 4: I'm like, why are you hiding things? I need these
Speaker 4: things and you can't be here anymore. Sorry, things didn't
Speaker 4: work out for you, you little dead shit.
Speaker 3: And then but then I found.
Speaker 4: The drill bit in my pocket, so I had to
Speaker 4: be like, I'm sorry that actually was me.
Speaker 1: Sorry that last was my last one was on me.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry that I blame that on you, really, and
Speaker 4: thank you for putting the tape back, But I I
Speaker 4: don't know what else to do. I burned some incense,
Speaker 4: and it seems to be okay. The last few days.
Speaker 2: You keep saying you burn incense, But I think what
Speaker 2: you need to do is you yeah, is that what
Speaker 2: you burn?
Speaker 3: Well, let's sage. That's the flavor of incense.
Speaker 1: Oh, I think you need the real deal. It's the leaves.
Speaker 1: It's the spirituality.
Speaker 2: Okay, telling you, yeah, you got to get the real deal.
Speaker 3: Do you want to solve it?
Speaker 2: It's a difference between banana flavored something in a banana.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Right, it's the same. You can't just say no, I
Speaker 1: got smell.
Speaker 3: I got a handful of banana runs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I threw them at a grill, wadded them away.
Speaker 1: How dare you? How dare you.
Speaker 3: Threw his ship? Yeah? I gotta, I gotta. I don't know.
Speaker 4: Or maybe the tape, what's the one where it's like
Speaker 4: I was freaking out. That scared me and so I
Speaker 4: think I'm just spooped, And now everything seemed like.
Speaker 2: Right, who you want to keep track of it and
Speaker 2: see what the fuck is actually going on?
Speaker 4: But I know that the rest of my it's just
Speaker 4: the kitchen. The rest of my house seems fine. Any
Speaker 4: noises are only in the kitchen. So it's like I've
Speaker 4: just been paying attention to the kitchen, trying to make
Speaker 4: it look better. I ain't still need to have a
Speaker 4: house warming part. It's taken a while for it to
Speaker 4: warm up. There's so much to do. And but I'm
Speaker 4: I'm getting.
Speaker 2: Close well, and if the ghosts are working against you,
Speaker 2: it's going to take you even longer.
Speaker 1: So you got to get that sage.
Speaker 4: No, it was like I have to go to a
Speaker 4: store and buy a new bracket, like it's a it's
Speaker 4: a curtain rod kit It's not like I'm going to
Speaker 4: find a white single.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was really frustrating. And then finally, but I
Speaker 4: deplead with ghost boy. I'm assuming he's the kid that
Speaker 4: cuts the Norman Herman munster in the Ankle and Pet Cemetery,
Speaker 4: that kind of a dead kid. But he's just said
Speaker 4: I got the Dennis the Menace.
Speaker 1: He one right. It was like, I'm gonna hide stuff
Speaker 1: I want to play. It has fangs. He jumps on
Speaker 1: your back. Oh my god, I'm fucking kidding.
Speaker 3: Suddenly everyone have to fangs all of a sudden.
Speaker 1: It's a new thing with these kids.
Speaker 4: Oh but I'm I'm other than that, other than the
Speaker 4: ghosts and the criminals in my neigh rood.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 1: That's great. Yeah, that's exciting. It is exciting, and it's central.
Speaker 2: That's really that's a really the thing of being central
Speaker 2: for socializing is really makes a huge day.
Speaker 4: And being near downtown, I feel like, Oh I'm in
Speaker 4: a city because I'm go to the gymnasium downtown.
Speaker 3: I'm real close to downtown.
Speaker 4: I might be able to start taking the damn our
Speaker 4: LA's limited public transit. Yeah, you know there's a fast
Speaker 4: train that goes to the beach train. I got a
Speaker 4: ticket and we can go away.
Speaker 3: At all. I gotta take it. We could go wait, hey,
Speaker 3: all make a deal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go away. It would be much better. We'll
Speaker 2: get away from this place. That is how it goes,
Speaker 2: get away to that place. Me and myself forgot nothing
Speaker 2: to lose.
Speaker 1: This is your karaoke song? This is it? Now? When
Speaker 1: you do karaoke, what normally is your song?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Man, I mean I have a feeling that the songs
Speaker 4: I'm good at are songs that people sing often. Yes,
Speaker 4: because I moved to LA and then everyone's like, oh god,
Speaker 4: another guy. But I'm very good at songs that no
Speaker 4: one wants to hear, like what all the Scenes from
Speaker 4: an Italian Restaurant by Billy Joel.
Speaker 3: I'm very good at it.
Speaker 1: Let's hear what's a little I do?
Speaker 4: I'm no one, no one wants to hear, and I
Speaker 4: feel like I got It's got to be strangers. It's
Speaker 4: got to be a microphone. I cannot sing to a
Speaker 4: friend in a car.
Speaker 2: Yeah that makes sense and also some drinks maybe, yes,
Speaker 2: But it's way scarier than doing stand up to me
Speaker 2: because it's not what I do.
Speaker 4: So it's like every time I do it, it's been
Speaker 4: a year and I'm rusty, so now to be kind
Speaker 4: of cool, I sing really idle because I can emulate
Speaker 4: his voice.
Speaker 3: I feel like you've got to sing someone that you
Speaker 3: sound like.
Speaker 2: Sorry, it's been a year since you sang scenes from
Speaker 2: an Italian restaurant.
Speaker 4: It's been a years since I've done karaoke. I've even
Speaker 4: showed up to do it, and I'm like, that list
Speaker 4: is too long. They don't have my songs. Sitting this
Speaker 4: one out, I don't settle you storm out pouting.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'd sing these arms of mine bi otis redding
Speaker 3: and I did.
Speaker 4: Okay, oh yeah, I just like, yeah, he's so good
Speaker 4: and that song. Me and my friends always imagine that song,
Speaker 4: and there is always this vision my friend Matt, where
Speaker 4: that song is playing as we launch off Thumb and
Speaker 4: Louise off the edge of a cliff. He actually made
Speaker 4: a stained glass window.
Speaker 1: But of the two of you doing it, Yeah, just a.
Speaker 4: Car, but it could have been anyone from our group
Speaker 4: of friends launching off a cliffs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's
Speaker 4: a yeah. It was one of our little memory like
Speaker 4: having a tall, four story tanning tower that we would
Speaker 4: all tann in. It doesn't make sense now, but it's
Speaker 4: something we would reference.
Speaker 1: Got it, And that's but that's not part of the song.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no god, it's just you know, I.
Speaker 1: Just fun ideas.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, this is what boys talk about all by themselves.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you're seventeen right, when we're rich, one day,
Speaker 4: we're going to build a tower specifically for tanning.
Speaker 1: A boy's dream.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I just want to be tanner than I
Speaker 2: am right now, but artificially right, Yeah, yes, I wanted to.
Speaker 1: I've never have you done that kind of tanning?
Speaker 4: I went, no, I got spray tan once and they
Speaker 4: added there was a stencil that gave me abs. Thought
Speaker 4: it was fair of I was being a Jersey shore
Speaker 4: guy in reviewing people and they it worked and I
Speaker 4: looked like one and they were going to beat me up.
Speaker 4: Someone threw a bottle at me. I was like, this
Speaker 4: is a popular show. Everyone hates this guy. But yeah,
Speaker 4: I got super spray tand.
Speaker 3: For that nice and I had a graphic tea. But
Speaker 3: I haven't since.
Speaker 2: I think I've only ever used self tanner when I
Speaker 2: lived in Sacramento and it was so hot that I
Speaker 2: would have to wear shorts, but I was so pale
Speaker 2: that it was humiliating and my legs were light blue,
Speaker 2: and so I would try to buy, like really at
Speaker 2: the time, fancy Clarence self tanner, which was expensive, but
Speaker 2: it just looked like I put orange dye on my
Speaker 2: legs badly, like extreamy streaky.
Speaker 1: It was terrible.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Used some of my sisters tinted New Tradina face. It's
Speaker 4: just regular face lotion. There's some SPF in it, but
Speaker 4: it's got brown color paint in it on your face.
Speaker 4: I put it on my head because it man should
Speaker 4: look like that you're having a summer, right and then
Speaker 4: I you it was like a prompt. Oh god, it
Speaker 4: was like a formal event, I think a dance at school.
Speaker 3: And I was so embarrassed.
Speaker 4: I bought my shirt and there was brown makeup on
Speaker 4: the inside of my collar and everyone pointed and laughed
Speaker 4: and said, haha, Chris, were's foundation.
Speaker 2: And you didn't even really realize it because you were
Speaker 2: you got tricked by your sister's moisturize.
Speaker 4: I well, that was at a point where I was
Speaker 4: in pretty deep and I maybe had bought myself or
Speaker 4: my mom got it for me, but it's what I like.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's what you preferred. Did you have acne? No?
Speaker 3: No, just you know, lived in a place where winter
Speaker 3: lasted half the year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you liked a tam look.
Speaker 4: And and uh, you know, it's nicety even out when
Speaker 4: you have a goggle tan.
Speaker 3: No one wants that raccoon guy. He's got to dance
Speaker 3: with him. Oh right. All I wanted to.
Speaker 2: Do is dance, and all girls want to do is
Speaker 2: dance with guys that were a foundation. So when you
Speaker 2: got in there, they were like, I want to feel
Speaker 2: like he with somebody.
Speaker 3: I just want to feel like somebody. It doesn't I
Speaker 3: want to be in a warm place with a human Uh.
Speaker 1: Andy, I think it was Andy Killer.
Speaker 2: Somebody said that they were writing in a car with
Speaker 2: the hilarious comedian Ed Krasnik, and the Whitney Houston song
Speaker 2: how Will I Know?
Speaker 1: Came on and it was the end where she just
Speaker 1: goes how well I know? How well I know?
Speaker 2: Over and over and Ed lean Ford goes You'll know,
Speaker 2: Whitney You'll know?
Speaker 1: The radio done? Right?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that was quite a ride, Yeah it was.
Speaker 2: Is there any anything we haven't covered that's timely?
Speaker 3: Right? Yeah? This is I'm going to be.
Speaker 1: Boy comedy places.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm about too. If this is Monday, I'll be
Speaker 4: going to Winnipeg. Two rumors, Oh.
Speaker 10: Canada before Chris in the province, not Providence, No, not
Speaker 10: the providence, Province of Manitoba.
Speaker 1: That's right, yeat Winnipeg, Manitoba.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's going to be great.
Speaker 4: It's a club that I've only heard is great from
Speaker 4: John Dora, a guy I think is great. He is
Speaker 4: great at a time of the year where the place
Speaker 4: is great because it's not winter and it gets pretty
Speaker 4: cold there, I think.
Speaker 3: But right now it's going to be beautiful.
Speaker 2: Isn't I feel like Winnipeg, because there's a really great
Speaker 2: Winnipeg comedy festival that Kevin McDonald from The Kids in
Speaker 2: the Hall help helps put on a rear. Oh okay,
Speaker 2: and I think we did it. When you're in it's
Speaker 2: perfectly sized. It's a little on the smaller side, but
Speaker 2: like is it a perfect Maybe?
Speaker 1: Maybe.
Speaker 2: But when I was there, I learned that Winnipeg is
Speaker 2: there's one street corner there that's the coldest street corner
Speaker 2: in the world because the windshill factor is so out
Speaker 2: of control that it's like colder than anywhere else in
Speaker 2: the world or something like that.
Speaker 3: Oh wow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, everyone was talking about that there, or when I
Speaker 4: say I'm going there, everyone's like, oh boy, because they're
Speaker 4: thinking about a super windy blas street cold.
Speaker 1: Day, right, they're thinking December.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but hey, there's a lot of places where the
Speaker 4: entire East Coast sucks during that time.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Winter's harsh and hard.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's the reason that a lot of homesteaders
Speaker 4: died in the turn of the last century.
Speaker 1: Is that true?
Speaker 3: Oh? Sure, frozen people, They.
Speaker 1: Just froze right up. Jesus just came right up my head. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's on my own street.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not really sure. I don't Yeah, is this
Speaker 3: a hit? Are we about to? Is this guy doing
Speaker 3: a hit?
Speaker 1: P Let's just freeze in place and see.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you think where you're approaching a dead end street,
Speaker 4: it's safe to assume that person maybe lives on it,
Speaker 4: and you shouldn't ride their ass because now we know
Speaker 4: where you live.
Speaker 3: Motherfucker. That's right. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: Well, let's get out and kick some ass right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've always wanted to get in a fight with you.
Speaker 3: Let's fight another two people.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I feel like that's the natural progression of any
Speaker 2: podcasts hosting situation.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's been a while since we tasseled with a
Speaker 4: guy with a U lock.
Speaker 3: How about we just pet this kitty instead?
Speaker 2: Okay, there's a cat, you dumb ass.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll be in Winnipeg. That's about it.
Speaker 2: Okay, cool, And we have merch If you want to
Speaker 2: do you need a ride shirt, you can buy one.
Speaker 4: I've been because someone asked about that, and it's like, wait,
Speaker 4: go to the exactly right dot com to the merch.
Speaker 1: Section, exactly right, yes dot com?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and will see you.
Speaker 3: Soon, right, yes, good to see your friend.
Speaker 1: Good to see you too.
Speaker 3: You've been listening to Do you need to ride? D
Speaker 3: Y n A R?
Speaker 1: Are you leaving?
Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 4: Either way we want to be there, doesn't matter how
Speaker 4: much baggage you claim.
Speaker 1: I give us time and they turning on and gage.
Speaker 2: We want to send you off in style. Do you
Speaker 2: want to welcome you back home? Tell us all about it?
Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine?
Speaker 2: Mal porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need
Speaker 2: to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need a ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need.
Speaker 3: With Karen and cress
Speaker 2: Mm hmm