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Speaker 1: Mm hmm.

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Speaker 2: It's an unspoken truth that typically all straight single men

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Speaker 2: tend to swipe right on almost every woman they come

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Speaker 2: across on.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I can't believe that you guys don't have any.

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Speaker 2: I totally do not do that. I am very like

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Speaker 2: every guy that I know. He's right. It's like sweat

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Speaker 2: right right.

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Speaker 1: They're playing the numbers game, Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 2: Guys are like, well, I'm not going to be in

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Speaker 2: Luxembourg anytime soon, but never know, just in case. But

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Speaker 2: what happens when he swiped right on everyone and you

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Speaker 2: still don't get a match. I had a friend tell

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Speaker 2: me that he's like, I think my tender is broken. Dude,

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Speaker 2: I haven't got a match in two days. And I

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Speaker 2: was like. One man faced that dilemma five years ago

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Speaker 2: when he came to the logical conclusion there must be

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Speaker 2: something wrong with the app. I'm sure.

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Speaker 1: That's self preservation.

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Speaker 2: You know this because his now girlfriend posted the complete

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Speaker 2: email that he sent to Bumble five years ago. Are

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Speaker 2: you kidding me? This guy asked their team to go

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Speaker 2: check if there was a glitch with his profile.

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Speaker 1: No, he would probably die. He actually sent an email.

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Speaker 2: His email said to whom it may concern. I recently

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Speaker 2: have been active on your Bumble app and I'm very

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Speaker 2: concerned there's a glitch in my profile. For example, today

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Speaker 2: I've been swiping right on every person and I did

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Speaker 2: not match with anyone dot dot dot dot not one.

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Speaker 1: Emphasize.

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Speaker 2: Don't get me wrong, I'm not gloating about my looks,

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Speaker 2: but I should at least get one match, and he

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Speaker 2: goes on to say, I mean, my friend Peter looks

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Speaker 2: like that guy from the Goonies and he's still getting

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Speaker 2: more matches than He finishes the email by asking them,

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Speaker 2: so please look into the matter before telling them to

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Speaker 2: have a nice day. So Bumble got that, and member

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Speaker 2: of their support team responded.

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Speaker 1: They actually wrote back, I bet they get this more

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Speaker 1: than we think.

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Speaker 2: They told him they looked into it and there is

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Speaker 2: nothing wrong with this profile. Why they said, please remember,

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Speaker 2: the more you play the game, the more chances you'll

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Speaker 2: have to find a match. And they advised him the

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Speaker 2: more photos that he puts on his profile will increase

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Speaker 2: his chances of getting right swipes, and they say high

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Speaker 2: quality photos in particular perform better. And it ends with

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Speaker 2: keep on bumbling. In his case, it might be like

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Speaker 2: blurry photos sunglasses. Let's dumb it down. This kind of

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Speaker 2: a weird way to respond.

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Speaker 1: They're trying to give him conceptive criticism.

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Speaker 2: I think they're just being very politely saying your pictures suck.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: No, they looked at him. They have them for guys.

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Speaker 2: We don't know. Girls know how to take really good picks.

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Speaker 2: We are good judges.

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Speaker 1: Women don't care that you were holding a fish. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they don't care.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, well, it depends on the fish.

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Speaker 1: No, no it doesn't.

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Speaker 2: It really has what if it's a really cute fish,

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Speaker 2: like a dog a dogfish? Yeah, he's on a boat.

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Speaker 2: No fish on a boat, Get off the boat. Okay,

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Speaker 2: no fishing boat. Okay. It's just where you take the

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Speaker 2: picture is really important, I guess. Anyway, So he obviously

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Speaker 2: ended up finding someone and it's now girlfriend posted his

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Speaker 2: email on her TikTok at Jade's Wild Party twenty nine.

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Speaker 1: Whoa that's her handle dany girl.

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Speaker 2: So the video got two point three million views, one

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Speaker 2: hundred twenty three thousand likes, and a lot of a

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Speaker 2: lot a lot of comments.

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Speaker 1: Wow her boyfriend out there? Like do she did? Like

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Speaker 1: how pathetic the guy I'm dating? It? Yes? Like that

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Speaker 1: I feel like that hurts.

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Speaker 2: One person wrote hilarious, but that's a huge ick yeah,

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Speaker 2: and Jade responded with, it's okay, I love him. We

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Speaker 2: all do stupid stuff when we're young. It was only

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Speaker 2: five years ago, my friend, you're not young on bumble yeah.

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Speaker 2: Another person wrote okay, but you're so pretty. He won

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Speaker 2: in the end, and she replied with we both won.

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Speaker 1: Because at first it sounded like she's really trolling her boyfriend, saying.

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Speaker 2: Like face This whole story, though, it got us thinking

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Speaker 2: what other funny dating app fails have happened over the

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Speaker 2: past year?

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Speaker 1: My god, and so.

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Speaker 2: We looked a few up, and there's some good ones.

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Speaker 2: There's a girl who tried to flirt with the guy

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Speaker 2: who had a SpongeBob quote in his bio, and so

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Speaker 2: she which is a quote from a very famous SpongeBob episode,

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Speaker 2: and the guy replied back, sorry, I don't speak Spanish.

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Speaker 1: Don't put it out. He's dumb. Analyiz. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: That's like being like I love football and being like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 2: my favorite team's blank and he's like, I don't know that.

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Speaker 2: I love the Ravens. Yeah, I'm not into bird Watch. Sorry.

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Speaker 2: And you know, guys like to send pickup lines to

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Speaker 2: women all the time, trying to be really creative.

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Speaker 1: There never are.

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Speaker 2: And there is this dude named Matt who said, are

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Speaker 2: you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over.

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Speaker 1: From the year of nineteen ninety nine.

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Speaker 2: The girl's response, are you my student loans? Because I

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Speaker 2: don't want you, but you keep sending me messages anywhere.

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Speaker 2: That's a pretty good burn. Or you can go with

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Speaker 2: a possibly even worse pickup line like this guy named Mace.

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Speaker 2: He said, will you be my girlfriend? I left out

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Speaker 2: the d because you'll get that later.

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Speaker 1: Look at him play hard to get.

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Speaker 2: Ye, there's no fish on his pictures.

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Speaker 1: I actually think that that's the rapper Mace from the It.

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Speaker 2: Could be late nineties anyway. Coming up next, it's your

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Speaker 2: phone tap. I left out the peecause I already putting Brooks

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Speaker 2: coffee this morning. Phone tap is coming up?

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Speaker 1: Why is it salty? Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning