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Speaker 1: My girlfriend slept with three hundred people. I don't even

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Speaker 1: know that many people. What do I do?

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Speaker 2: Okayop? I think the answer is simple. You sleep with

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Speaker 2: three hundred and one people?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, sleep with all the people.

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Speaker 3: Always got to get one up on of me. You

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Speaker 3: host a slumber party. That way you can sleep with

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Speaker 3: a bunch of people at the same time. Everyone knows

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Speaker 3: the key to a healthy relationship is just wondering up

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Speaker 3: most one them, especially when it comes to how many

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Speaker 3: people you've slept with?

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Speaker 1: That is true? That is true?

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Speaker 3: Or what you could do is you can just sleep

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Speaker 3: with her three hundred and one times and then you're

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Speaker 3: sure that you've conquered.

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Speaker 2: Are we talking about unique unique situations? Are we talking

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Speaker 2: about people?

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Speaker 3: No, I'm talking about unique Yeah. This f up happened

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Speaker 3: last year.

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Speaker 1: Oh.

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Speaker 3: I was dating the Schooldo for about seven to eight months.

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Speaker 3: We were getting along really well, even if it had

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Speaker 3: a couple of flaws here.

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Speaker 1: And there, which you know, any relationship does. Working around.

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Speaker 3: I was assuming she had an active setual life, because

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Speaker 3: she has traveled a lot in her early twenties and

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Speaker 3: would sometimes talk about funny, weird intercourses she experienced.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I hope he is saying intercourses. Intercourses.

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Speaker 1: She experienced many intercourses.

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Speaker 3: We openly talked about sex without judging, but I never

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Speaker 3: bothered asking her about her body count because honestly, I

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Speaker 3: didn't care at least.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I thought.

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Speaker 3: Well, one night she told me another one of her

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Speaker 3: sex stories, and I don't know why, but the question

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Speaker 3: passed where I'm not, and so I asked her, what's

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Speaker 3: your BodyCount?

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Speaker 2: Hmmm?

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Speaker 1: And for all of you in the comments, throw your bodycounts. Everybody?

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Speaker 1: Everyone comment your body count?

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Speaker 2: Yes, please please do it?

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Speaker 1: Should we say our body counts? Should we? Is that allowed?

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Speaker 2: You know what if enough people comment their body accounts,

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Speaker 2: and maybe we.

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Speaker 3: Will comment our bodyccounts? Okay, so get to commenting. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: John and I's body counts is somewhere between one and four.

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Speaker 2: Hundred, that's right. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Also you could if you don't want to say your

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Speaker 3: body count you can guess ours.

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Speaker 2: Ooh nice, that could be even better, even better, guess

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Speaker 2: our bodycounts. Oh my god, Please guys please comment this

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Speaker 2: like I I, I am dying to see this.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, that's gonna be funny.

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Speaker 3: So she thought about my question of how many bodies

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Speaker 3: she's counted. Then she said, I don't know, And I said,

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Speaker 3: how do you not know? She proceeded to explain, well,

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Speaker 3: there's a lot, and she never counted. I asked her

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Speaker 3: to give me an estimate, and she said, maybe around

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Speaker 3: three hundred done.

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Speaker 1: Done.

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Speaker 3: I was in shock. Three hundred guys and girls. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's so few, I am Florida. How few people she's

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Speaker 3: slept with.

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Speaker 2: I know John's in the we're trying to go to

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Speaker 2: like the two thousand to forty five thousand range, Like

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Speaker 2: that's really where we're you know, that's where our that's

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Speaker 2: where our heads are.

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Speaker 3: I don't think I like hung out with that many people,

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Speaker 3: Like I don't think I've had even like three hundred

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Speaker 3: friends that I've even had like an intimate conversation with

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Speaker 3: like three hundred unique friends.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you've only had one hundred series crossover.

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Speaker 3: This crossovers a word. I didn't expect the number to

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Speaker 3: be this big. Realizing I was surprised, she quickly told

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Speaker 3: me that fifty percent of it wasn't good. Only one

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Speaker 3: hundred and fifty of those people rap socks off.

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Speaker 2: I only got my cheeks bounded down by one hundred

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Speaker 2: and fifty people and liked it. The other one hundred

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Speaker 2: and fifty times. My cheeks were pounded down.

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Speaker 3: I didn't like it, and then she reminded me that

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Speaker 3: I was one of the three guys who had ever

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Speaker 3: given her an orgasm. You see, op, hey, you got something.

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Speaker 3: You see, you got something going on. I didn't want

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Speaker 3: her to feel bad about it, so I kept it low,

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Speaker 3: but deep down, it was affecting me more than I thought.

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Speaker 3: I felt small and intimidated by such a large number.

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Speaker 3: Even if I knew she loved me, I was crushing

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Speaker 3: myself if I was enough. I know it's stupid to

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Speaker 3: think that, but I have trust issues, and it didn't

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Speaker 3: help the rest of the relationship. I became insecure and

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Speaker 3: even jealous at some points. We broke up three months

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Speaker 3: after for other reasons, but it had an indirect impact

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Speaker 3: on our separation other reasons.

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Speaker 2: Are you sure about that?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: He was like, oh, she did three hundred.

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Speaker 3: No, I gotta do four hundred and then we can

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Speaker 3: get back together. We are still good friends and hang

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Speaker 3: out from time to time, so it's not all bad.

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Speaker 3: All right, all right, this is gonna be You don't

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Speaker 3: have to answer this yeap hit me baby?

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Speaker 1: How much is too much?

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Speaker 2: How much is too much? M do do do? Do?

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Speaker 1: Do?

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Speaker 2: Do? Three hundred is kind of a lot at the

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Speaker 2: end of the day, like do what. I don't care,

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Speaker 2: like as in people in general, but if I'm personally thinking,

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Speaker 2: what's too much?

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Speaker 3: Like I feel like, I mean, if I like a

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Speaker 3: diplomatic answer is be like, I feel like you kind

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Speaker 3: of want someone with you feel better with someone who

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Speaker 3: has around the same experience as you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's that's yeah, that's a very good uh,

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Speaker 2: like rules think about it. I don't know, probably like

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Speaker 2: see it's just like maybe it's all our culture, but

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Speaker 2: I'm almost like even like twenty thirty forty is still

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Speaker 2: if you really think about it, like it's not that

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Speaker 2: bad over a whole lifetime.

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Speaker 3: Well, yeah, that was a whole lifetime. I remember when

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Speaker 3: I thought like ten was a lot.

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Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, but I don't I definitely don't think.

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Speaker 1: That was a high school right. That was in high school.

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Speaker 2: Bro, in high school, You're just like please yeah, well

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Speaker 2: that was me, plelease anybody.

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Speaker 3: But like I think, I mean, when I think it

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Speaker 3: changes you you get older, yeah, right, like you're like

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Speaker 3: forty and you've been single for that amount of time,

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Speaker 3: You've probably slept with like over one hundred people.

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Speaker 2: You've probably had relationships with.

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Speaker 3: Like yeah, a lot, even if you just had a

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Speaker 3: relationship once a year, like you.

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Speaker 2: Know, exact boom. That's what I'm saying. It's like like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: if you're forty and you've been like, you know since eighteen,

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Speaker 2: it's like what twenty twenty two, even if that's just

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Speaker 3: Yeah, So like but does that show you have like

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Speaker 3: commitment issues? Like does that indicate? Do you do you

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Speaker 3: like does that indicate? Because but also if.

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Speaker 2: The relationship ended, I think I think you could just

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Speaker 2: be hoe.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, they just live your whole phase.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just having a whole life or a whole life,

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Speaker 3: you live your life, you know maybe.

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Speaker 2: If you know, like, it's it's interesting how it's like, Uh,

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Speaker 2: sex is a very interesting thing, I think because it

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Speaker 2: can get so messy so easily. But if if it's

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Speaker 2: truly like somebody that's just in their life and and

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Speaker 2: you know they don't I think probably the hard thing

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Speaker 2: about having sex with so many people's eventually someone's gonna

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Speaker 2: catch feelings and then it gets messy. Yeah, and that's

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Speaker 2: I feel like feelingly catch an STD or something CAUs

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Speaker 2: it that too. Yeah, that's also an important.

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Speaker 3: So like I'm I mean, at three hundred times, I

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Speaker 3: would be incredibly surprised if that person didn't have like herpes.

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Speaker 2: Or something something. I mean, like, how do you I mean, yeah,

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Speaker 2: herpe herpees is like super common.

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Speaker 3: It's like one in five, right, yea something that's like

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Speaker 3: that's that's a like three hundred just statistically. Yeah, I mean,

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Speaker 3: I guess maybe if you're like very careful about wrapping it,

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Speaker 3: but statistically you have herpes.

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Speaker 2: I don't know why I just thought of this at

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Speaker 2: the end of the story, but her having three hundred partners,

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Speaker 2: I'm imagining it's the woman you know in three hundred

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Speaker 2: spart when they have the big hole and he's like

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Speaker 2: how many people want and she's like three hundred. That

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Speaker 2: just kicks some of the holes, Like no, yeah, rough, dude,

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Speaker 2: that's how she should have said it.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know, in conclusion, it really doesn't matter.

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Speaker 2: It really doesn't.

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Speaker 3: You slept with But I think, like, I mean, so

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Speaker 3: you you have the right to be okay with that,

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Speaker 3: and someone has also the right to be uncomfortable.

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Speaker 2: So reasonable to be uncomfortable if someone has slept with

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Speaker 2: maybe that large and.

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Speaker 3: Also think about like religious people too, religious people like

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Speaker 3: totally fair like like view like virginity being really important

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Speaker 3: to having a relationship, and like I'm you know, I'm

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Speaker 3: not gonna say that's I can't have that preference.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's I think a pretty good thing.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, I have not not that I have that preference.

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Speaker 3: You know, please, you know if you're.

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Speaker 1: I am single, Just that's so perfect.

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Speaker 2: Got me laughing, choking on my own hair over here.

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Speaker 1: What are you not?

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Speaker 2: It's okay, Honestly, I'm always choking on my hand and

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Speaker 2: eat it like a fucking cow every day. I promise

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Speaker 2: you chewing that code.

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Speaker 1: Yep,