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I am so happy to be here. 0:01:43.800 --> 0:01:46.640 This podcast is officially the love of my life, my 0:01:46.680 --> 0:01:50.600 little baby, my sweet baby podcast. Uh could not be 0:01:50.680 --> 0:01:54.320 more excited. To my right is a woman that I 0:01:54.360 --> 0:01:57.480 didn't know. I did not know she was in trouble 0:01:57.600 --> 0:02:00.080 as though she came in. I'm gonna say we have 0:02:00.120 --> 0:02:03.000 a group text that happens during the Bachelor, and and 0:02:03.080 --> 0:02:05.240 I and I sent out like a slow class like 0:02:05.360 --> 0:02:08.480 we are. Much to my surprise, this started out as 0:02:08.520 --> 0:02:11.200 the most boring season the Bachelor. Now that he's a 0:02:11.320 --> 0:02:13.160 very boring guy, I think this is one of the 0:02:13.320 --> 0:02:15.440 since Caitlin. I think this is the best season of 0:02:15.480 --> 0:02:18.679 a Bachelor franchise we've had. I am loving it. We've 0:02:18.720 --> 0:02:20.400 all got it because I don't see the twists and 0:02:20.440 --> 0:02:23.760 turns coming like he sucks, but like I love that 0:02:23.840 --> 0:02:26.320 I don't see the turns coming, whereas I felt like 0:02:26.320 --> 0:02:29.320 with Jojo, we knew Jordan was gonna win with like 0:02:29.720 --> 0:02:31.760 like like I don't. I'm always shocked. I got shocked 0:02:31.840 --> 0:02:34.519 a little young Becca got sent home. I was shocked 0:02:34.600 --> 0:02:37.440 last night. So I'm enjoying this season. So we've been 0:02:37.480 --> 0:02:39.639 sending out texts of like, much to our surprise, even 0:02:39.639 --> 0:02:42.000 though he's the most vanilla person ever made, is kind 0:02:42.000 --> 0:02:46.240 of an exciting season, this one. To my right, my my, 0:02:46.240 --> 0:02:49.280 my wind beneath my wings, the person who carried me 0:02:49.320 --> 0:02:52.680 from my own personal grief island. She was not enjoying it. 0:02:52.800 --> 0:02:55.240 She came in and she confessed that she read the 0:02:55.320 --> 0:02:59.800 fucking spoiler. What is is it? The Olympics? What's happening? 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:02.080 You know what? It might be the Olympics because you 0:03:02.120 --> 0:03:05.320 love the Olympics. I've been watching the Olympics. I started 0:03:05.360 --> 0:03:07.960 five o'clock and then I go right before my show, 0:03:08.000 --> 0:03:10.600 and then if I have a show, I will come 0:03:10.600 --> 0:03:14.160 back around ten and then cheer and sob to about 0:03:14.200 --> 0:03:16.760 one thirty. So is it just that, like maybe you 0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:19.040 should just when the Olympics are happening. Maybe you should 0:03:19.080 --> 0:03:21.080 tap out of this because maybe it's hard to like 0:03:21.120 --> 0:03:22.840 take a break from the Olympic. No, I think. I 0:03:22.840 --> 0:03:26.240 think it's my excitement level is so high for the 0:03:26.280 --> 0:03:29.440 world and in the sense of competition. And then I 0:03:29.480 --> 0:03:31.679 go to you know, a pair of fucking Khakis trying 0:03:31.680 --> 0:03:35.480 to date on ABC, and uh, I get I get 0:03:35.480 --> 0:03:38.320 a little destroyed my heart Chocolate. I just have to say, 0:03:38.520 --> 0:03:42.840 I can't believe you read this world. I had a 0:03:42.840 --> 0:03:44.560 breaking point this morning and I was like, I love 0:03:44.640 --> 0:03:46.520 me the spoilers. Oh my god, I've never done it 0:03:46.520 --> 0:03:47.880 in some he was like, you know what it was? 0:03:47.880 --> 0:03:51.480 It was almost like I will try crack cocont am. 0:03:51.720 --> 0:03:54.960 Felt like I was cheating on you. You were you sorry? 0:03:55.120 --> 0:03:59.960 We have almost asked you. Weah looks worried to cross 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:04.840 to me. Anna, Can I just say your flyers are 0:04:04.920 --> 0:04:08.160 so on poinant. You beat them out so fast. Now 0:04:08.600 --> 0:04:11.360 it's like you are in some demonic other like the 0:04:11.400 --> 0:04:14.839 devil he self just whispers to you. Your flyers are 0:04:14.920 --> 0:04:17.360 just so rising. How you just say something to me 0:04:17.400 --> 0:04:19.279 and I'm like, I know exactly what you do. I've 0:04:19.360 --> 0:04:21.719 never felt understood by a couple. It's like you and 0:04:21.760 --> 0:04:23.839 I are like Lauren being we were the same. They're 0:04:23.880 --> 0:04:27.479 a gay single lady of you. I love a doppelgang er. 0:04:27.640 --> 0:04:28.919 I want to look at a woman and be like, 0:04:29.000 --> 0:04:31.680 I know exactly what you mean. Yeah, and how did 0:04:31.680 --> 0:04:34.400 you feel when Aron said it we'll drop then? Did 0:04:34.440 --> 0:04:36.400 you feel he felt it would have worked if she 0:04:36.440 --> 0:04:39.160 hadn't looked at the spoiler? Yeah? Didn't you feel? I 0:04:39.200 --> 0:04:40.920 can't believe I did it. I'm kidding here, and I 0:04:40.960 --> 0:04:44.159 can't believe are rules we are non spoiler podcast. I've 0:04:44.160 --> 0:04:47.480 never tend seasons Laurie ever watched this. Glorie even agreed 0:04:47.560 --> 0:04:50.880 last night to not read this spoilers next season because 0:04:50.880 --> 0:04:52.880 it ruins No, it didn't ruin it for me, and 0:04:53.000 --> 0:04:55.880 I'll never do it again. I know, I don't. It 0:04:55.960 --> 0:04:57.840 didn't ruin it. I gotta be honest with you. It 0:04:57.920 --> 0:05:00.120 could be hard to do the podcast with you guessing 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:03.640 because you know now, No, it's I literally still I 0:05:03.640 --> 0:05:06.000 don't even know if I believe him. It was one sentence. 0:05:08.279 --> 0:05:11.960 Sometimes honestly, it wasn't reality. See if it was some mother, 0:05:13.240 --> 0:05:15.960 like a random mother who I left is a woman 0:05:16.279 --> 0:05:20.400 who didn't read this point did not read and who 0:05:20.440 --> 0:05:22.479 I've been trying to get on all season. She's a 0:05:22.560 --> 0:05:27.400 she's a podcast favorite. We love her so hard. And 0:05:27.760 --> 0:05:30.080 she's gonna be on a new show on NBC call 0:05:30.560 --> 0:05:34.240 champions Airs March eight. And her name is Portune five 0:05:36.040 --> 0:05:38.800 and she is sitting here. May I say this, yes, 0:05:38.839 --> 0:05:43.600 of course with her new fiances. This Jacqueline with the 0:05:43.720 --> 0:05:47.240 most beautiful ring. I mean, I think, pretty good in 0:05:47.279 --> 0:05:49.880 the ring department and the lady to play. Did you guys, 0:05:50.160 --> 0:05:53.520 did you guys cry when you got a gay old trio? 0:05:53.920 --> 0:05:57.000 I think she was more like what's happening? Before? He 0:05:58.440 --> 0:06:00.520 did you carry it around all day? And like panic? 0:06:00.560 --> 0:06:03.080 I carried it around that night? Did she know what 0:06:03.200 --> 0:06:05.240 was coming? When she saw Neil Lane in the other room? 0:06:08.920 --> 0:06:13.680 Neil Lane Corpse of Neil Lane, Chris Harrison fam He 0:06:13.720 --> 0:06:16.039 came out of a starkop. I guess there's only one 0:06:16.160 --> 0:06:18.680 rose left. And then he kept making us, you know, 0:06:18.760 --> 0:06:24.640 put the Neil Lane uh signature? Yeah, there's no camera. Yeah, 0:06:24.839 --> 0:06:26.760 and you guys, you stayed together for two years, you 0:06:26.800 --> 0:06:29.680 get to keep it, I know, come on, fingers crossed 0:06:29.760 --> 0:06:34.200 and we have with us today. So excited, Katy Levine Keatie. 0:06:34.200 --> 0:06:36.960 Somebody emailed in last week after Kyle was talking about 0:06:36.960 --> 0:06:38.240 his mom. I was talking about my mom. You were 0:06:38.240 --> 0:06:39.960 talking about your mom in the bedroom. We should do 0:06:40.000 --> 0:06:43.200 an All Mom's bad Ster podcast one episode My mom 0:06:43.200 --> 0:06:45.920 and your mom watch it? My mom watches it and 0:06:47.800 --> 0:06:50.040 oh my god, Mary Philo J might we might probably 0:06:50.080 --> 0:06:52.080 get her call. Is your mom watch My mom does 0:06:52.120 --> 0:06:54.680 not watch? Oh my god, my mom? Does your mom? 0:06:54.920 --> 0:06:56.720 My mom watched it once with me, and the whole 0:06:56.720 --> 0:07:00.880 time she just kept like, so does she win? You 0:07:00.960 --> 0:07:03.880 just have to wait. Like my brother, my brother I 0:07:04.240 --> 0:07:06.479 did the podcast. Occasionally he's like, so does this guy 0:07:06.560 --> 0:07:11.760 just get to like the girl? Three of them? Three 0:07:11.760 --> 0:07:13.760 of them? He gets to like aggressively tone kiss all 0:07:13.760 --> 0:07:15.280 of them. Do you have anything you want to promote? 0:07:16.080 --> 0:07:23.960 I'm going back on tour your Girls Portland's US coming up? Oregon? Yeah, Edmonton, Canada? 0:07:24.160 --> 0:07:29.560 Yeah ya, Yaccon Canada. I don't know what. Okay, no 0:07:30.480 --> 0:07:33.960 house of comedy I think in Edmonton? Yeah, Fortune Themes 0:07:33.960 --> 0:07:35.920 you're dot com see if I'm coming to your city? 0:07:36.000 --> 0:07:40.920 All right? Anna? You got your podcast yep ethnically ambiguous? 0:07:41.760 --> 0:07:44.760 What do you mean by that? Hey? And ms Aaron, 0:07:44.800 --> 0:07:48.280 what do you have, uh tomorrow night in l A. 0:07:48.400 --> 0:07:51.360 If this podcast comes out tomorrow, it's actually sold out show. 0:07:51.560 --> 0:07:56.559 But when's your Thursday? Tomorrow Wednesday? So it'll be actually 0:07:56.600 --> 0:07:59.040 tonight in l A. It comes out Wednesday, Okay, tonight 0:07:59.240 --> 0:08:01.840 l A at seven three the Hollywood Improv Lab. If 0:08:01.840 --> 0:08:04.240 you want to try and get a ticket. She's so 0:08:04.280 --> 0:08:08.280 funny you can't like that. Um. I am gonna be 0:08:08.320 --> 0:08:12.400 at Dallas Hyenas doing my political hyena dipped in Lava 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:16.600 Comedy at April six and seventh. I'm gonna be in 0:08:16.640 --> 0:08:20.240 Alaska March sixteenth and seventeen, and we're gonna be at 0:08:20.320 --> 0:08:24.800 Moon Tower in Austin April. Here we go, let's just 0:08:24.840 --> 0:08:29.000 get started. What an episode overall it was a It 0:08:29.080 --> 0:08:32.079 was a buffet of white people. I mean, these feel 0:08:32.280 --> 0:08:34.760 just when he thought they couldn't get any whiter. After Minnesota, 0:08:34.760 --> 0:08:37.800 we get to Lauren B's family. Oh my god, most 0:08:37.920 --> 0:08:41.320 families were interested. Yeah they a. I was all like, 0:08:41.360 --> 0:08:44.400 where are the siblings? Yeah, I have siblings, not just 0:08:44.559 --> 0:08:55.120 just justical. Oh yeah, they were the best family. There 0:08:55.200 --> 0:08:57.880 was a girl in like a it almost looked like 0:08:57.920 --> 0:08:59.440 a ghost. There was a girl in like a little 0:08:59.480 --> 0:09:02.520 house on the Arry dress that was at um, that 0:09:02.600 --> 0:09:07.480 was at Lauren's house, that didn't just like a sister 0:09:07.559 --> 0:09:10.920 at JoJo's house. There's a sister that didn't say Remember 0:09:10.920 --> 0:09:13.800 we had research if she was actually real? Yeah, she 0:09:13.960 --> 0:09:15.960 just like because the brothers in their Cobur next year 0:09:16.120 --> 0:09:18.640 Cala Cobur next Switter. So we started. We have a 0:09:18.640 --> 0:09:22.800 preview seeing TIA's mom, who, God bless her, looks like 0:09:22.840 --> 0:09:25.719 Ari in a wig or like a witch, God bless her. 0:09:25.840 --> 0:09:30.360 She came up. She literally my sister's like, oh my god, 0:09:30.400 --> 0:09:33.320 she's straight up material. It was tough. I felt and 0:09:33.360 --> 0:09:36.240 I felt bad for it. Was like like she seemed 0:09:36.240 --> 0:09:38.319 like a nice lady. But that was that was our preview. 0:09:38.440 --> 0:09:41.520 So we see are driving in a car. He's looking 0:09:41.600 --> 0:09:44.280 like like they're like, you know what all the bronze 0:09:44.280 --> 0:09:46.280 are in the world. He's just getting gray or grace 0:09:46.400 --> 0:09:50.600 or his face is complexion. He's like, this happened to Nick, 0:09:51.120 --> 0:09:53.000 This happened like I think when they get closer and 0:09:53.080 --> 0:09:56.760 closer to the proposal, they're so stressed out and having 0:09:56.760 --> 0:09:59.839 to actually meet all the dads. His complexion was as 0:10:00.080 --> 0:10:02.760 ray is the frost that has been placed in his hair. Yeah, 0:10:03.000 --> 0:10:07.320 his hair looked grayer. He looked like ghostly. He looked 0:10:07.440 --> 0:10:10.880 just so uncomfortable. It drove. It looked like, Oh, there's 0:10:10.960 --> 0:10:14.120 my agent or my accountant driving in Malibu, coming and 0:10:14.400 --> 0:10:16.360 deliver the bad news. I think I owe the man. 0:10:16.400 --> 0:10:17.920 I think he wanted to get in the car and 0:10:17.960 --> 0:10:21.800 just not stop, just keep going to some happy place. 0:10:22.000 --> 0:10:24.959 So then they go. First up, we have kendall Um 0:10:25.280 --> 0:10:27.800 in l A and every single one of them, they 0:10:27.800 --> 0:10:29.440 saw them. They jumped up on him and they did 0:10:29.520 --> 0:10:32.800 the leg rap. That's the classic bachelor movie. I can't 0:10:32.840 --> 0:10:36.520 wait to do it to Jacqueline. Yes, will you do 0:10:36.600 --> 0:10:40.200 that at the altar grap? I'm gonna tell her it's coming. 0:10:41.320 --> 0:10:44.080 Will you tell us when you're gonna get married? Because 0:10:44.120 --> 0:10:46.120 I didn't know you're engaged. I didn't tell him. Friends 0:10:47.840 --> 0:10:53.000 had a hard day to day. Friend, I don't know. 0:10:55.640 --> 0:10:58.199 We're gonna have a talk later. Guys, we're gonna work 0:10:58.240 --> 0:11:02.880 it out. Defined French feel last week year said she 0:11:02.960 --> 0:11:04.520 was having your hartreak. But I feel like there's like 0:11:04.520 --> 0:11:07.080 a hangover, like it's like it's landed. This week. It's 0:11:07.120 --> 0:11:09.800 like I'm I'm looking at this a little stressed out. 0:11:09.840 --> 0:11:13.559 I'm a little stressed out. I literally have Okay, I'm 0:11:13.559 --> 0:11:15.319 just gonna say it. Yeah, we're going to clear the 0:11:15.360 --> 0:11:20.200 air tomorrow. I've got a really really stressful show. At 0:11:20.240 --> 0:11:24.040 the same time, the USA women's hockey was playing match. 0:11:25.559 --> 0:11:29.080 Is that what's happening? That's what I have to entertain people? 0:11:29.160 --> 0:11:31.640 And there's a two camera a three camera shoot at 0:11:31.640 --> 0:11:34.440 the same time. I know women's hockey team that are 0:11:34.440 --> 0:11:39.760 playing Canada for the gold medal, I don't know. And 0:11:39.840 --> 0:11:44.120 how ari ding gung is an area you can tap out? 0:11:44.160 --> 0:11:46.560 So the Olympics are done? Girl, Well you've already read it. 0:11:46.559 --> 0:11:48.559 It's okay, baby, girl. I love I love you, I 0:11:48.640 --> 0:11:50.520 love it. I watched every minute of the show. Rob 0:11:50.640 --> 0:11:53.800 Rob Benedict is this hovering over the store in a 0:11:53.880 --> 0:11:58.520 jet pack, just's waiting to drop it, alright, So then 0:11:58.600 --> 0:12:02.200 we have we get there. She's a creative director. I 0:12:02.200 --> 0:12:05.080 don't know of what um and she was like, I 0:12:05.120 --> 0:12:08.040 just want to embrace what I love. And she takes 0:12:08.120 --> 0:12:13.040 them to the Texidermy. Like as soon as you see 0:12:13.040 --> 0:12:16.599 that someone's into texidermy, you're like, we're not meant for 0:12:16.679 --> 0:12:20.040 each other. We I gotta go that her texidermy garage 0:12:20.120 --> 0:12:23.600 or was that like like a prop house. Probably it 0:12:23.720 --> 0:12:30.600 was disturb I think it's too comfortable in an activity 0:12:30.600 --> 0:12:32.840 for Oh my god, that was when you realize that's 0:12:32.840 --> 0:12:36.240 what I actually saw. She wasn't fucking around like that's 0:12:36.240 --> 0:12:38.960 what I actually when she was like joining us and 0:12:39.080 --> 0:12:41.480 it was actually like when if you guys, if you 0:12:41.480 --> 0:12:43.640 guys just listen to the podcast, which is a few 0:12:43.640 --> 0:12:46.360 people do. They did this activity where she was like, 0:12:46.559 --> 0:12:48.560 not only are we going to see this entire like 0:12:49.040 --> 0:12:52.839 storage unit filled with dead cats and ship, we're gonna 0:12:52.880 --> 0:12:56.560 make our own stuffed rats. And we said to red 0:12:56.720 --> 0:13:01.000 skins and like cotton batting, and I just thought, I thought, 0:13:01.120 --> 0:13:04.840 my sweet get Katie. Katie talked to me, Katie. I 0:13:04.960 --> 0:13:07.480 was watching. I thought if somebody tried to make me 0:13:07.520 --> 0:13:11.400 even like touch a dead animal, I would kill though. 0:13:11.480 --> 0:13:13.440 And then my boyfriend was like, oh, that looks fun. 0:13:13.520 --> 0:13:16.199 And I was like, oh my god, did you question joking? 0:13:16.240 --> 0:13:18.600 He was joking, but he was like, oh he was 0:13:18.640 --> 0:13:21.400 like joking, how that's his way out? And he squeezed 0:13:21.440 --> 0:13:23.480 the life out of a bird right yeah, sitting right 0:13:23.520 --> 0:13:26.120 next to you. It truly was when she was shoving 0:13:26.160 --> 0:13:29.160 the cotton batting and she goes, you start with the head. 0:13:29.360 --> 0:13:32.480 I thought, oh, this is real, Like you really they 0:13:32.520 --> 0:13:37.160 didn't make you you really you've done this. I think, 0:13:37.400 --> 0:13:40.959 here's my two cents. I think, um, you don't lead 0:13:41.160 --> 0:13:43.640 with the text, you know what I mean? She played 0:13:47.520 --> 0:13:49.800 five six months and you got the ring on the figure. 0:13:49.880 --> 0:13:52.320 Then you're like, oh, hey, listen, let's do some role 0:13:52.320 --> 0:13:56.960 play with Rabby. It reminded me of what would you 0:13:56.960 --> 0:13:58.560 do have Jacqueline told you that, I'm sorry I cut 0:13:58.600 --> 0:14:00.720 you up. I mean, well, now I've been with her 0:14:00.760 --> 0:14:03.640 long enough that you know you're here. Here's too late, 0:14:03.840 --> 0:14:05.840 But how do you get sexy after that? I don't 0:14:06.360 --> 0:14:08.800 he reminded you of? Well, no, it just reminded me. 0:14:08.840 --> 0:14:12.600 I remember all these years ago watching The Glass Menagerie 0:14:12.800 --> 0:14:17.040 on Broadway and the suitor, the gentleman suitor comes in 0:14:17.080 --> 0:14:20.120 and she's like dying and she's like, let me show 0:14:20.160 --> 0:14:25.160 you my menagerie. And I'm like, no, no, do not 0:14:25.520 --> 0:14:28.680 show him the menagerie. I'm gonna go off topic for 0:14:28.720 --> 0:14:30.960 one second here, and I got scolded on Twitter for 0:14:31.000 --> 0:14:34.240 going off topic about death left me and this is 0:14:34.240 --> 0:14:38.560 the only podcast about grieving in the back life happens guys. Okay, 0:14:38.680 --> 0:14:40.560 here's and this is not a death topic. This is 0:14:40.600 --> 0:14:43.920 just off topic. Glass Menagerie. When I was in New York, 0:14:43.920 --> 0:14:45.800 when I first started out, I was like, I need 0:14:45.840 --> 0:14:48.520 to go to acting school. So I auditioned for Stella 0:14:48.560 --> 0:14:51.600 Adler and I was like, you know, sure, I could 0:14:51.640 --> 0:14:54.840 just do any old monologue. I'm gonna do a five 0:14:54.960 --> 0:14:59.360 minute one woman show version of the Glass menager And 0:14:59.440 --> 0:15:02.280 I did that. I was like, you dumb me. I 0:15:02.320 --> 0:15:05.520 had thought. I said, blue roses. I have as blue 0:15:05.640 --> 0:15:08.560 roses as I met you before. I do have my 0:15:08.640 --> 0:15:11.920 glass the animal collection. Blow out your candles. Lord. They 0:15:11.920 --> 0:15:18.760 were like, um, I knew it was a mistake up there, 0:15:19.600 --> 0:15:21.600 and it was too late because that's what I prepared. 0:15:21.920 --> 0:15:24.560 I turned it out and I was like, blowing up 0:15:24.600 --> 0:15:30.320 the candles like blue rose. I actually got in like 0:15:30.400 --> 0:15:35.400 I think. They were like, she takes risk? Yeah, does her? 0:15:35.600 --> 0:15:39.080 Does her check cash? Like I guess, I don't know who. 0:15:39.120 --> 0:15:43.000 They rejected. They did make me come back. They made 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:45.520 me come back. They suggested to like, why didn't you 0:15:45.600 --> 0:15:49.320 do this thing from like you know, Midnight at the 0:15:49.360 --> 0:15:51.280 Blue Oh. I don't know if it was just like oh, 0:15:51.760 --> 0:15:56.720 like yeah, I actually tape. Oh my god, sometimes I 0:15:56.760 --> 0:15:59.040 think back on certain things I've done and I just 0:15:59.160 --> 0:16:02.920 sweat and pannah. Certain stand up shows, they're certain stand 0:16:03.000 --> 0:16:07.240 up shows. Oh god. Okay, So then mounting rats are 0:16:07.280 --> 0:16:10.200 stuff in the animal skin, very silence of the lambs. 0:16:10.280 --> 0:16:12.640 He makes the joke and then she was like, well 0:16:12.760 --> 0:16:15.000 I started I was a kid. They were random things 0:16:15.040 --> 0:16:18.680 I found on hikes. So she would bring dead animals back, 0:16:18.880 --> 0:16:21.920 like a cat, like a cat, like a household. And 0:16:22.000 --> 0:16:23.920 she also confess that she would eat a human. We 0:16:24.000 --> 0:16:26.200 know that she would eat a human. She's got some 0:16:27.320 --> 0:16:30.240 I love everything about Kendall. Want her to be my 0:16:30.320 --> 0:16:32.120 girl friend. What did you say? The twin date? The 0:16:32.120 --> 0:16:34.920 twin date, the twin who? The twins to l a 0:16:34.960 --> 0:16:37.440 floating around a yoga met. When she's like your energy, 0:16:37.480 --> 0:16:40.760 I was like, oh, pass, but I love kend I 0:16:40.840 --> 0:16:43.520 just want to say, Kendall's what happens when you forever 0:16:43.600 --> 0:16:49.000 tell your children they can be whoever and whatever. Y Yes, 0:16:50.960 --> 0:16:55.800 that's what happened. I was trying to figure it out 0:16:55.800 --> 0:16:57.360 because actually part of it was like, did they really 0:16:57.360 --> 0:16:58.960 live in l A. But when I saw that their 0:16:58.960 --> 0:17:02.000 house was like a z bea shop as I realized 0:17:02.040 --> 0:17:04.720 that they were in like a fucking like white lady Tibetan. 0:17:06.840 --> 0:17:10.520 Every room is a gift shop. Okay, so now we go, um, 0:17:10.720 --> 0:17:14.719 so then we go, They're going she somebody says this 0:17:14.760 --> 0:17:18.959 is so radicitui, And then which is great, he had 0:17:19.000 --> 0:17:20.920 a few. That's the thing I will say about Ari. 0:17:21.040 --> 0:17:24.000 As much as he's a dud, he is super He's 0:17:24.040 --> 0:17:27.040 AffA ball and he is a super good sport. What's 0:17:27.119 --> 0:17:31.560 dangerous about Ari is he's so sincere like a psychopath 0:17:31.640 --> 0:17:34.440 that you actually and he's not like a slick guy 0:17:34.520 --> 0:17:36.359 that you're like, oh, this guy's telling him the truth. 0:17:36.400 --> 0:17:38.520 But he did it to every parent, to every girl. 0:17:38.760 --> 0:17:41.840 He seems really genuine when he's doing it, which makes 0:17:41.920 --> 0:17:45.680 him so dangerous. Yeah, and the same, you know. Getting 0:17:45.680 --> 0:17:49.359 back to Kendall ten seconds, I did love that this 0:17:49.600 --> 0:17:53.920 is something she loves, so though I don't think this 0:17:54.000 --> 0:17:57.040 is something that she loves passionate about. And she also 0:17:57.200 --> 0:17:59.159 is like it's on her too to be like is 0:17:59.200 --> 0:18:01.919 this my guy? So if if this guy rolls in 0:18:02.000 --> 0:18:05.280 and he's like throwing up all over themselves like the 0:18:05.560 --> 0:18:08.800 whole like she's got to be like, no on you. 0:18:09.000 --> 0:18:12.320 So I did like that she came from from day one. 0:18:12.359 --> 0:18:16.240 She's like, this is who I am. Annibals Taxidermy made 0:18:16.240 --> 0:18:18.760 it to the final three. You that's what makes me 0:18:18.800 --> 0:18:21.480 like the only I think for deeming quality about Ari's 0:18:21.520 --> 0:18:24.800 Eddie pick Kendall, I mean, it's so crazy, So then 0:18:24.880 --> 0:18:29.200 you must want a boner. Oh yeah. He's the fact 0:18:29.240 --> 0:18:31.200 that now you know, I can't I don't know, I 0:18:31.960 --> 0:18:34.520 don't know, I can't look at you know. I agree 0:18:34.560 --> 0:18:36.520 with you because because when she kisses, she kisses so 0:18:36.560 --> 0:18:39.080 intensely that he definitely wanted to her because he's a 0:18:39.080 --> 0:18:42.639 dirty dog, and you know, all avenues are open, you know, 0:18:42.920 --> 0:18:46.720 everything big the bum bum. I feel like I feel 0:18:46.760 --> 0:18:50.000 like nothing is off nothing's off limits. That's his jam. 0:18:50.240 --> 0:18:53.159 She might have like a tattoo around the butthole. Welcome 0:18:53.160 --> 0:18:58.720 to the fun fun fun bump. The journey begins here. 0:18:58.960 --> 0:19:02.879 So when he says, but he says it when he 0:19:02.960 --> 0:19:06.320 when they have a chat, she says, I'm feeling things, 0:19:06.440 --> 0:19:09.320 and he said this, I love that you're feeling things. 0:19:09.760 --> 0:19:11.560 That was him adding on too, I love that he 0:19:11.560 --> 0:19:13.280 always goes. I love that, and he added on to 0:19:13.359 --> 0:19:15.480 I love that you're feeling thing. He never has much 0:19:15.560 --> 0:19:18.920 to say. He never had anything to say. No, never, 0:19:19.119 --> 0:19:22.160 he does just like not curious. He's like he asked 0:19:22.200 --> 0:19:25.000 maybe one question and then it's straight makeout. Oh my god. 0:19:25.040 --> 0:19:26.360 He does not know what to do if he can't 0:19:26.440 --> 0:19:30.000 kiss that. I don't think he knows how he feels 0:19:30.000 --> 0:19:32.960 about I think he I think he really thinks he's 0:19:33.000 --> 0:19:35.160 falling in love with all of them. I do think 0:19:35.200 --> 0:19:37.160 that's a genuine thing. I think I think he doesn't 0:19:37.200 --> 0:19:38.719 know what to do, and I think he has all 0:19:38.760 --> 0:19:42.640 these feelings and it it feels almost right for him. 0:19:42.760 --> 0:19:45.480 But like you're sitting there like I don't know, maybe 0:19:45.480 --> 0:19:48.840 it's editing too or whatever. But he used the state 0:19:48.960 --> 0:19:51.560 to use the same sentence with all the parents, and 0:19:51.720 --> 0:19:56.320 all the girls are like, he's dangerous, He's dangerous. I'm 0:19:56.359 --> 0:19:57.800 really falling for her. I just want you to know 0:19:57.920 --> 0:19:59.760 I will take I will protect your daughter. I'm falling 0:19:59.760 --> 0:20:04.399 for her those dads. So then so then when he 0:20:04.440 --> 0:20:06.200 finds out who am I going to meet, You're gonna 0:20:06.200 --> 0:20:09.119 meet Kylie, my identical twin. You could see his boner 0:20:09.119 --> 0:20:12.920 perk cup, like I did you see hot identical twin? 0:20:14.400 --> 0:20:16.760 Just the dirty dog in him with sight that she 0:20:16.800 --> 0:20:19.840 had an identical to rant Um. So then the family 0:20:19.840 --> 0:20:23.840 shows up Kylie, Kendall and Colton. Colton didn't say anything. 0:20:23.920 --> 0:20:27.760 The brother Um. Colton's terrified of the whole family. They do, 0:20:27.800 --> 0:20:31.560 they do the cheers Kendall. Kylie is holding a crazy 0:20:31.640 --> 0:20:34.880 glass that is a giant ruby garnet on the bottom. 0:20:34.920 --> 0:20:37.639 Did you notice that glass? Oh my god, it was 0:20:37.640 --> 0:20:40.199 like this crazy champagne glass that had Everyone else had 0:20:40.240 --> 0:20:43.760 a regular glasses that were like Kylie's special. It was 0:20:43.800 --> 0:20:47.240 like a big ruby bottomed black. The entire episode with 0:20:47.320 --> 0:20:51.440 Kendall was filled inside a Etsy store. Oh yeah, they 0:20:51.480 --> 0:20:55.080 lived inside for sure. I struggled to get past that 0:20:55.160 --> 0:21:00.800 their names were Kendall and Kylie and the Kardashian. Seriously, 0:21:01.320 --> 0:21:03.840 That's when I was like, oh god, what is happening. 0:21:04.000 --> 0:21:05.919 And then the dad goes, well, this is certainly a 0:21:05.960 --> 0:21:10.280 different kind of court chip. And then the mom pulls 0:21:10.280 --> 0:21:13.320 her into the jewelry room with the words behind her, 0:21:13.400 --> 0:21:16.760 let's say soul on it. Okay, somebody went to anthropology 0:21:16.800 --> 0:21:25.600 and went to town and she goes so dish the mom, 0:21:26.000 --> 0:21:29.480 and then Kylie takes him out back and it's so intense, 0:21:29.640 --> 0:21:31.920 like a psychic and she goes, I feel like there's 0:21:31.920 --> 0:21:35.440 a little bit of space between you. Like so part 0:21:35.480 --> 0:21:37.160 of it would be like that was my sister, I'd 0:21:37.160 --> 0:21:41.480 be like, bitch, don't put doubt. Like he's so impressionable 0:21:41.520 --> 0:21:45.160 that the second Katie, what did you think? I see? 0:21:46.000 --> 0:21:49.280 So I found her fascinating, though I do like they're confident, 0:21:49.359 --> 0:21:52.760 that kind of whitewashed show where everyone's just kind of 0:21:52.800 --> 0:21:57.320 like going along. Kendall and Kylie are so like they're 0:21:57.359 --> 0:21:59.880 so refreshing because they just don't care what they say. 0:22:00.040 --> 0:22:02.960 Like she's really like, I send some space, and you're like, 0:22:03.000 --> 0:22:07.400 who says that? That's awesome? She sent some space. That's 0:22:07.400 --> 0:22:11.120 a fucking game show. Again. That is their parents being like, yeah, 0:22:11.200 --> 0:22:18.680 your energy readings are always spotted them too much support, 0:22:18.920 --> 0:22:22.080 too much support, too much support. So then we have 0:22:22.600 --> 0:22:27.840 the sister saying to him, he says, I do worry 0:22:27.880 --> 0:22:30.679 if she could fall for me, and then she says, 0:22:31.720 --> 0:22:33.840 I don't feel that she's going to fall for you. 0:22:34.320 --> 0:22:39.639 It's just so happy. It's like twins sabotage, like she 0:22:39.720 --> 0:22:41.960 doesn't want Kendall to leave. The next and then the 0:22:42.200 --> 0:22:47.880 dad says, um, Kendall falling. My first thought No, that's 0:22:48.520 --> 0:22:52.120 like this fair like Kendall is a loner. She needs 0:22:52.160 --> 0:22:55.119 to be with her animals. Yeah. You know, if you 0:22:55.160 --> 0:22:57.840 were a dead animal, i'd say yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:22:57.920 --> 0:22:59.840 But you're human and alive, so I'm gonna go with 0:23:00.520 --> 0:23:02.879 I don't see it. Yeah, so that how do you 0:23:02.880 --> 0:23:08.080 feel about forts? So then Kylie pulled Kendle up to 0:23:08.160 --> 0:23:11.479 the Then we're not talking about the Kardashians, guys. Kylie 0:23:11.680 --> 0:23:14.000 bowls Candle up to the beads store. There's like a 0:23:14.119 --> 0:23:17.160 fucking full bead store on the table, and she does 0:23:17.200 --> 0:23:20.880 a full one day after she's poisoned his brain, she goes, 0:23:21.640 --> 0:23:24.240 you gotta let him know how serious you are. Basically, 0:23:24.280 --> 0:23:26.040 after I let him know that you're not into it, 0:23:27.040 --> 0:23:30.880 I've made a distance and sabotage. If you're twin full, 0:23:30.960 --> 0:23:32.560 you've got a twin. Wouldn't you be pissed at your 0:23:32.560 --> 0:23:34.440 twin if you're twin died that to your lady? Yeah, 0:23:34.480 --> 0:23:36.520 I wouldn't. I would never say it seems like there's 0:23:36.520 --> 0:23:38.879 some space between you and I don't see her falling 0:23:38.880 --> 0:23:41.000 for you. Yeah, I would just be like I would. 0:23:41.040 --> 0:23:44.760 I would ask some hard questions, like why her above 0:23:44.840 --> 0:23:46.680 anyone else? What does she you know what I mean? 0:23:46.760 --> 0:23:51.120 But I wouldn't analyze that's not that's not my place. Yeah, 0:23:51.280 --> 0:23:53.919 especially not after like an hour of being at a 0:23:53.960 --> 0:23:56.880 dinner table with him. Yeah, like I don't see this happen. 0:23:56.920 --> 0:23:59.880 I might take her aside and be like snooze festile 0:24:00.040 --> 0:24:02.600 for But you know I do. Like the theme of 0:24:02.640 --> 0:24:05.160 all these families were like I'm gonna trust. No one 0:24:05.240 --> 0:24:09.520 wanted to give any permission. The entire episode would just 0:24:09.560 --> 0:24:13.120 go trust my daughter. I trust my daughter, like because 0:24:13.119 --> 0:24:15.399 they're right there right, So then they go right outside 0:24:15.400 --> 0:24:17.960 of the porch and you could hear they were right 0:24:18.000 --> 0:24:19.600 outside the house on the porch, and you can hear 0:24:19.760 --> 0:24:23.760 screaming right inside. I really I replayed it a few times. 0:24:24.600 --> 0:24:28.280 You can hear screaming. I think it was like, oh 0:24:28.320 --> 0:24:31.800 my god, like like I think it's a family like exhaling, 0:24:32.240 --> 0:24:35.040 like could you believe like that? Like I was wondering 0:24:35.040 --> 0:24:39.240 who that was and they were screaming, and then I 0:24:39.240 --> 0:24:41.840 think they got like shushed into the back. But because 0:24:41.840 --> 0:24:45.600 they're right outside and he's doing like his like already 0:24:45.640 --> 0:24:48.640 hair kissing the hand. Did you guys see the doll 0:24:48.840 --> 0:24:54.000 the voodoo doll in the window that highly, and then 0:24:54.040 --> 0:24:55.880 she just gave him a little poke and then Already's 0:24:55.920 --> 0:24:59.320 neck went a little sideways. No one saw that, all right, 0:24:59.480 --> 0:25:03.600 Well I want I watched it very closely. Come on, Yeah. 0:25:04.119 --> 0:25:08.920 Did she say something about not finding security and he 0:25:09.920 --> 0:25:12.680 that was later. I think that was because like basically 0:25:12.680 --> 0:25:15.919 his sister poisoned. Like, I don't see I see space 0:25:16.000 --> 0:25:21.280 between you, animals between you. Literally, I literally I see 0:25:21.400 --> 0:25:27.800 dead animals. So then we go to Ween, arkansasas with 0:25:27.880 --> 0:25:30.480 Tia in the raceway, she had told him she was 0:25:30.480 --> 0:25:33.760 in love with him in Fort Lauderdale, which never which 0:25:34.680 --> 0:25:40.840 which never is a good I was from a country club, Like, man, 0:25:41.000 --> 0:25:43.800 I'm not so riddeneck, after all, what time are you from? 0:25:43.800 --> 0:25:49.960 Were you from North Carolina? Very upscale, you know, a 0:25:50.000 --> 0:25:53.600 little Compton, Rhode Island with our tractor polls felt pretty 0:25:53.640 --> 0:25:57.320 fucking Lilli coop just chacked your polls felt kind of cosmopolitan. 0:25:57.480 --> 0:26:00.439 Although they have a full raceway. There is that actually 0:26:00.480 --> 0:26:06.639 in Wiener. This was a family for the agent, So 0:26:06.760 --> 0:26:09.600 he didn't did He did like Tokyo drift around like 0:26:09.640 --> 0:26:13.119 he just drove sideways all around, which was kind of impressive. 0:26:13.200 --> 0:26:17.640 I was like he's like, I can't talk not well, 0:26:18.119 --> 0:26:23.240 must crash cars. So they're trying to make the realtor 0:26:23.359 --> 0:26:26.479 look cool. He's driving sideways and we learned that our 0:26:26.560 --> 0:26:29.480 brother is going to be protective. And then with the 0:26:29.640 --> 0:26:33.160 dad before right before are walks in says I want 0:26:33.160 --> 0:26:35.800 to be pulsh in the shotgun way walks in and 0:26:35.800 --> 0:26:39.200 then incomes Ari. I mean the brother like he wast 0:26:39.840 --> 0:26:44.920 dude with the out of the pr I so, well, 0:26:45.080 --> 0:26:47.760 that's the thing. He hasn't been there, He's got it. 0:26:47.840 --> 0:26:49.280 He's like I went away for a while. I was like, 0:26:49.400 --> 0:26:57.080 I'm not camping. Yeah, I mean they were intimidating. Not 0:26:57.200 --> 0:27:02.000 to judge, but I felt like I felt like, wow, 0:27:02.280 --> 0:27:07.280 she is amazing. I haven't her dad grew on me 0:27:07.440 --> 0:27:12.119 like so so. So the brother takes him out in 0:27:12.119 --> 0:27:18.840 front of the cook shack sazing was jealous. I like 0:27:18.920 --> 0:27:21.800 the cookshack. And then the dad meets him and intentionally 0:27:21.840 --> 0:27:24.520 as a dick, is like, welcome airy and she was 0:27:24.560 --> 0:27:29.879 like it Ari Dad, like that was so awesome. So 0:27:29.960 --> 0:27:36.200 you weren't briefed on his name, Okay, nobody from the 0:27:36.240 --> 0:27:38.040 South would say it like that, Like that's how someone 0:27:38.080 --> 0:27:39.920 from like New York would say it like my dad 0:27:39.960 --> 0:27:43.760 would say Airy like no. They wanted to dig him, like, okay, 0:27:43.880 --> 0:27:48.800 you're not. Oh hallo ariy so that too big for us? Boy? Yeah, 0:27:49.280 --> 0:27:54.000 So then the brother goes, dude, the terrifying brother was 0:27:54.160 --> 0:27:55.920 sort of sweet, but he pulls him out. He goes, 0:27:56.000 --> 0:28:00.520 rumor is your apply boy? You're the kids you're kissing. 0:28:01.560 --> 0:28:03.680 And by the way, why are they the only ones 0:28:03.760 --> 0:28:08.240 googling him? And I read one blog a year and 0:28:08.400 --> 0:28:12.920 it was you and you're a ploy And he looked terrified, 0:28:13.000 --> 0:28:16.320 like he's like, I mean, yeah, I've had some good times, 0:28:16.400 --> 0:28:19.400 good years in my life. And then the brother was like, well, 0:28:20.400 --> 0:28:23.480 I wasn't planning on like an airy, but I think 0:28:23.600 --> 0:28:25.960 he's a stand up guy. And if TE likes him, 0:28:26.240 --> 0:28:29.800 I like, yeah, he's got he's got a sweet side 0:28:29.840 --> 0:28:34.560 when he's not killing people. Dad tried to trick him. 0:28:34.600 --> 0:28:38.960 He he was like, I suppose up be pretty nice 0:28:39.080 --> 0:28:46.840 of girls. Talk me through, talk me through. Every single time. 0:28:48.280 --> 0:28:51.080 It was bully a tricker. Yeah, I haven't felt what's 0:28:51.080 --> 0:28:53.560 blowing my hips in thirty years. Please tell me every 0:28:54.440 --> 0:28:57.560 five girls and cheese from must be great. All the 0:28:57.640 --> 0:29:00.840 things you can do with five of them. I could 0:29:00.920 --> 0:29:05.040 just spit ball and here I do parents. Little do 0:29:05.200 --> 0:29:07.720 we know, though, Little do we know though, that we'll 0:29:07.760 --> 0:29:12.400 take him over the upcoming Uncle Gary or Lauren's dad. 0:29:12.520 --> 0:29:14.800 Like we didn't know that Kenny was going to be 0:29:15.040 --> 0:29:17.720 like top of the pie, I did you. Kenny was 0:29:17.800 --> 0:29:20.520 sweet by the end, and he was like, well you 0:29:20.600 --> 0:29:24.240 might be playboy. You get my blessing, boff your harder. 0:29:24.480 --> 0:29:27.200 I can find you on Google. I find you on Google. 0:29:27.320 --> 0:29:30.520 Was the great, like my greatest line. I loved it. 0:29:30.720 --> 0:29:35.160 It's such a good solid dad, I don't know technology line. 0:29:35.880 --> 0:29:41.560 Every father said that. And then map quest map Earth 0:29:41.880 --> 0:29:45.400 is that something my advocates. I put a couple of 0:29:45.480 --> 0:29:47.480 balls over to the side and I'm gonna find you. 0:29:48.240 --> 0:29:51.640 Gonna go on map Puss and type in ari ariy 0:29:52.880 --> 0:29:56.000 to come up with tinker Bill are Arizona. So then 0:29:56.080 --> 0:30:00.720 we have so then the mom the mom um, Oh, 0:30:01.040 --> 0:30:04.160 I just wanted to give her a hug, which mom 0:30:04.560 --> 0:30:08.960 she is? Mom? Oh yeah, just just a quick listen, 0:30:09.240 --> 0:30:11.800 I please, I wear the same after every day. But 0:30:11.840 --> 0:30:14.760 if you just just a little bit of a haircut, 0:30:14.920 --> 0:30:22.120 maybe some context, maybe just pull her into the year. Yeah, 0:30:22.320 --> 0:30:28.960 that's right, that she is beautiful, and I was like, parents, Yeah, 0:30:29.440 --> 0:30:32.000 she's such a looker. You know. I kept looking at her, 0:30:32.480 --> 0:30:35.760 and he is like a doctor and Tia, I think 0:30:35.800 --> 0:30:38.240 he's gonna be the next bachelor, right, I think Tia. 0:30:39.080 --> 0:30:42.600 I think Tia. Because America liked Raven, I think they're 0:30:42.600 --> 0:30:48.000 giving us Taven. I think they're giving us. I think 0:30:48.040 --> 0:30:50.520 they sent her home so we can have her be 0:30:50.640 --> 0:30:52.680 not so close to our We have her tears. Well 0:30:52.720 --> 0:30:55.720 we'll get we'll get there, We'll get there. Her parents were, 0:30:56.240 --> 0:30:58.200 her parents are sweet. You can see where she gets 0:30:58.240 --> 0:31:01.360 like her sweetness, you know, but they were, they were, 0:31:01.520 --> 0:31:03.200 they were a little bit of a tough. But she 0:31:03.320 --> 0:31:07.640 kept she's the shining light of that family for she's sure. 0:31:08.320 --> 0:31:11.800 She kept saying, a perfect day is in love? Do 0:31:11.840 --> 0:31:13.560 you not falling in love? There was a real thing 0:31:13.600 --> 0:31:15.120 in her mind, so you didn't want to be falling 0:31:15.120 --> 0:31:17.240 in love. She wanted to be in love. It's like, 0:31:18.840 --> 0:31:21.480 but the conversation with the mother, like you you feared 0:31:21.800 --> 0:31:25.320 what who Tia dated before and what happened because like 0:31:25.480 --> 0:31:28.440 every two seconds, like, well you dated some monsters, you 0:31:28.600 --> 0:31:31.760 did some horrible remember your last you dated? You know, 0:31:31.880 --> 0:31:35.400 You're like like, look at. I mean, it's also like 0:31:36.000 --> 0:31:38.280 way to be like, I'm not a playboy, and then 0:31:38.480 --> 0:31:40.800 literally like grind and dry hump their daughter on the 0:31:40.880 --> 0:31:44.880 front horse thing, you know what I mean. And brother 0:31:44.960 --> 0:31:47.320 who was like ready, who wants to want to hate 0:31:47.400 --> 0:31:51.440 area And now you're like, he's like fully doing the 0:31:51.640 --> 0:31:55.040 grow to like make out right on right on the 0:31:55.120 --> 0:31:58.120 front car. And he really was, I'm not a play 0:31:58.200 --> 0:32:02.680 but I got a magic trick. My hands up your shirt, 0:32:03.520 --> 0:32:05.720 I'm gonna get you an es girl and a great condo. 0:32:05.800 --> 0:32:08.320 And scutt I got just one more night with this 0:32:08.480 --> 0:32:13.320 gal butter making kill. Yeah he knew. So then we 0:32:13.400 --> 0:32:18.600 go to Minneapolis. Beckackay, Beckakay. I like her? I did? 0:32:18.800 --> 0:32:21.360 They got apple orchard? They do? The apple sling shot 0:32:21.400 --> 0:32:27.600 looked fine, apple sling shot looked so. And then the 0:32:27.640 --> 0:32:30.320 carmel shop. I was camel. I would have started with 0:32:30.400 --> 0:32:34.280 the car. Oh my god, the camel apple good. So 0:32:34.560 --> 0:32:37.880 it looks so good. So then we hear about her 0:32:38.600 --> 0:32:41.719 uncle Gary. He's a pastor. We come up to Prior 0:32:41.840 --> 0:32:46.560 Lake two and they and they Uncle Gary he is 0:32:46.800 --> 0:32:51.080 he is, he's just his fingers are twitching. Um, he 0:32:51.400 --> 0:32:53.240 is ready to go. He's got his cane and his 0:32:53.360 --> 0:32:56.920 barker lounge and he looks like he's maybe a little 0:32:56.960 --> 0:33:01.560 boozy waiting for there. They're like it was real tense 0:33:01.600 --> 0:33:03.680 coming and she's like, my family is so fun. And 0:33:03.760 --> 0:33:05.960 then she brings him in. Uncle Gary pulls him into 0:33:05.960 --> 0:33:08.400 the room and he goes his dad's he made it 0:33:08.400 --> 0:33:12.120 all about himself because dad's Dave. He was a great hunter, 0:33:12.960 --> 0:33:17.560 he carved ducks. Add his funeral, he should be here 0:33:17.760 --> 0:33:21.880 cancer dying. Were her guard dogs are? He was just like, 0:33:23.040 --> 0:33:25.200 I thought that was one of my favorite moments in 0:33:25.280 --> 0:33:28.760 Batch history. He was like, literally, you're talking about your brother, 0:33:28.920 --> 0:33:32.760 her father, and the first his go to description is 0:33:33.040 --> 0:33:35.280 he was a great fisherman. He was a great hunter 0:33:35.360 --> 0:33:42.080 and he carved all these ducks ducks that and that's 0:33:42.080 --> 0:33:43.880 how to get The editors knew it too, that's why 0:33:43.920 --> 0:33:49.600 the editor So then one if it was the card 0:33:49.720 --> 0:33:52.480 and he was like, they're like, I think a couple 0:33:52.520 --> 0:33:55.200 of he's had a couple of drinks, ready to fight 0:33:55.280 --> 0:33:58.960 ari but about and then he goes or somebody said 0:33:59.000 --> 0:34:01.760 it might have been the mom say you're married and 0:34:01.960 --> 0:34:04.520 Beckham wants to go to church, what do you do? 0:34:05.920 --> 0:34:08.400 Like I think they were literally wrote down that. The 0:34:08.480 --> 0:34:10.720 only thing I wrote down was his response. I honestly 0:34:10.800 --> 0:34:13.440 think they were like, are you a Jew? I think 0:34:13.520 --> 0:34:16.400 they were asking are you a Jew? That's what I 0:34:16.600 --> 0:34:21.600 think they were asking, because his name is his name 0:34:21.719 --> 0:34:23.880 is Ari, like the guy on the entw He's like, 0:34:24.000 --> 0:34:26.439 he doesn't look like but like I think they're mine. 0:34:26.480 --> 0:34:30.000 They're like, you know, you're not blond and and from Minnesota. 0:34:30.360 --> 0:34:33.960 I'm like, super fucking offended now that actually I think 0:34:34.760 --> 0:34:37.279 that whole thing. Well, otherwise, what was that? Like? What way? 0:34:37.480 --> 0:34:40.080 Maybe she just told them that he's not religious, like 0:34:40.280 --> 0:34:42.800 I was thinking maybe that I would maybe they're just religious. 0:34:42.840 --> 0:34:45.080 And he they go, oh, does he religious? Because that 0:34:45.120 --> 0:34:47.359 cares because he came up with Tea during the show, 0:34:47.440 --> 0:34:50.640 but not anything about Becca. With that, it was like, 0:34:50.760 --> 0:34:53.880 I'm like, what is this? What is this line of 0:34:54.160 --> 0:34:56.080 why are they asking him? Dude? I think you're right, 0:34:56.239 --> 0:34:58.640 that's what I think, But I think you answer. His 0:34:58.760 --> 0:35:02.200 answer was amazing. He said, spiritually, I'm not as far 0:35:02.280 --> 0:35:05.480 as long. Spiritually, I'm not as far as long as her, 0:35:05.960 --> 0:35:09.040 far along as her, but I'm open to it. I 0:35:09.160 --> 0:35:12.000 was like, how do you answer that? I thought that 0:35:12.080 --> 0:35:15.040 was like a genius, aliens good, he's a good politician. 0:35:15.800 --> 0:35:19.120 Else to Tia though, when Tia was saying something, he's like, yeah, 0:35:19.239 --> 0:35:21.399 you know, I probably will never get there or something 0:35:21.480 --> 0:35:23.840 like that. Remember when they wret that weird island And 0:35:24.440 --> 0:35:27.680 I also thought that I'm open to it. But all 0:35:27.719 --> 0:35:29.640 my Sundays are booked. And tell him about seventy five 0:35:30.360 --> 0:35:38.160 if you called brunch church all for three football games 0:35:38.200 --> 0:35:40.239 in a row and me not taking Christ as my lord, 0:35:40.320 --> 0:35:46.000 if that's it, I mean, like all the families except 0:35:46.080 --> 0:35:49.000 for Kendall's family, I think I'd be like ship, I'm 0:35:49.080 --> 0:35:53.280 out man, neither they If you're really tight with his family, 0:35:53.400 --> 0:35:57.800 is weird too? Yeah? In that got a brother with 0:35:57.920 --> 0:36:01.359 the matching outfit. Oh my god, you're right. They're all 0:36:01.440 --> 0:36:08.360 bat crazy matching out I forgot ever forget about that hashtag, 0:36:08.440 --> 0:36:15.239 never forget never that should never dressed like us. It's 0:36:15.239 --> 0:36:17.920 her Halloween, or you're doing a funny picture, or it's 0:36:17.920 --> 0:36:21.880 a Christmas card and even then die it was walked 0:36:21.920 --> 0:36:24.319 into red room. But let me tell you this, when 0:36:24.360 --> 0:36:27.320 they when the camera walked, when they we got into Becca, 0:36:27.440 --> 0:36:30.560 who I love, who's such a catch. But and so 0:36:30.800 --> 0:36:32.640 the whole time I was like, you know, Becca is 0:36:32.680 --> 0:36:35.719 such a catch. We walk into that house. I was 0:36:35.760 --> 0:36:40.480 like everybody. He was like it also had like some 0:36:40.600 --> 0:36:46.279 alcoholic faces like they had and I match her at 0:36:46.320 --> 0:36:50.400 the wrong house back the family. Oh my god. I 0:36:50.480 --> 0:36:53.080 feel like my dad would have been on his worst behavior. 0:36:53.280 --> 0:36:56.080 Kind of like you getting any you want. You want 0:36:56.120 --> 0:36:59.280 a rotten old you want some old Santa Claus Russell 0:36:59.320 --> 0:37:01.520 Silver Santa's a month and three. I have an agent 0:37:01.600 --> 0:37:04.560 on top of the friend. That's why normal issues. You 0:37:04.680 --> 0:37:09.239 don't introduce god parents, dear lords. No to a year 0:37:09.400 --> 0:37:15.239 in dude, No, they're already invested, permanent face of disappointment. 0:37:15.960 --> 0:37:23.600 I do, I do, I do. I wanted to talk 0:37:23.600 --> 0:37:26.640 about the gift baskets he kept bringing. Yeah, like Harry 0:37:26.719 --> 0:37:31.759 and David's gifts back, Yes, does that? I love those. 0:37:32.520 --> 0:37:36.920 I love a gift Scottsdale Gift Love gift basket. He's 0:37:36.920 --> 0:37:41.160 a rich kids, full of like chocolate and tears, fancy 0:37:41.239 --> 0:37:45.440 pears take. Somebody pointed out online. Somebody pointed out online 0:37:45.480 --> 0:37:48.840 that when he went to UM, when he went to Minnesota, 0:37:49.000 --> 0:37:54.719 he wore a woman's fur coat. Apples Twitter. A few 0:37:54.760 --> 0:37:57.640 people point out that as well, they're like, I'm quitting 0:37:57.640 --> 0:38:00.320 Twitter if you don't discuss this woman's for it was 0:38:00.560 --> 0:38:05.279 my collar. It was a real lady my collar, the 0:38:05.440 --> 0:38:08.120 fall Robin that like Swedish brand. I believe because I 0:38:08.239 --> 0:38:10.160 used to have that coat and I saw it is 0:38:10.320 --> 0:38:13.520 a lady's coat. That was like the exact same coat 0:38:13.560 --> 0:38:15.920 I owned. Was their sausage in his pockets. It's I 0:38:16.000 --> 0:38:22.360 think it is a lady's coat. I don't. He's and 0:38:22.440 --> 0:38:25.359 he's he's like turning into Gallam. He was once kind 0:38:25.400 --> 0:38:27.880 of like covered in spray tam that didn't match his 0:38:28.040 --> 0:38:30.320 neck like it not. Now they've just given up and 0:38:30.320 --> 0:38:32.640 they're putting him in the ladies like Lord and Taylor. 0:38:36.960 --> 0:38:41.080 He was wearing a lady's kist. Ladies, next episode gonna 0:38:41.080 --> 0:38:44.640 be like long white gloves, long white gloves and a 0:38:44.800 --> 0:38:50.080 pipe and a Tierra. Are you ladies ready for the fantasy? 0:38:50.239 --> 0:38:53.960 Read my grandma's favorite story? Yeah, like you know, closed down. 0:38:54.520 --> 0:38:56.880 That literally was like, I'm so glad she's not alive. 0:38:57.000 --> 0:39:01.680 To Taylor, my mother worked in the human resources department. 0:39:03.400 --> 0:39:08.240 Already last already got the last coat. Oh my god. 0:39:08.760 --> 0:39:11.480 So then he says, I love that, I love that 0:39:11.640 --> 0:39:14.600 you're and then I love that so much about something. 0:39:14.680 --> 0:39:16.560 And she says, and I loved her statement of this, 0:39:17.160 --> 0:39:19.759 You've really done well with my weird family. I mean, 0:39:19.800 --> 0:39:21.799 what are you going to do your families? Your family? Yeah, 0:39:22.280 --> 0:39:26.399 the mom at least acknowledged that, which I was like, yeah. 0:39:27.200 --> 0:39:31.239 And then somebody said I think she said, Becca, you 0:39:31.440 --> 0:39:33.879 keep blowing my mind and stealing pieces of my heart. 0:39:34.080 --> 0:39:38.440 I know. I repeated that to Jack. You're just stealing 0:39:38.600 --> 0:39:42.279 pieces of my heart. God damn, and I don't want 0:39:42.320 --> 0:39:45.560 them back. I was like, what does that mean? I 0:39:45.640 --> 0:39:47.960 had to rewind. I'm like, what is it? What did 0:39:48.040 --> 0:39:50.759 she say that? She says, you're stealing pieces and she 0:39:53.239 --> 0:39:56.960 isn't catch Okay, I want to. I want you to 0:39:57.040 --> 0:40:01.759 pay rents on my heart. Keep stealing it. You're like 0:40:01.880 --> 0:40:05.160 a bad Airbnb tenant. I knew you were going to 0:40:05.239 --> 0:40:10.319 take that soap, so I didn't leave the good many 0:40:10.400 --> 0:40:13.960 big coins. Oh my god. So then they go to 0:40:14.120 --> 0:40:17.799 Virginia Beach and oh my god, now we know where 0:40:18.120 --> 0:40:25.479 Lauren gets her sparkling personality. Okay, so again they ride 0:40:25.520 --> 0:40:29.680 on horses on the beach and she goes crazy. So 0:40:29.800 --> 0:40:32.040 they go up a lighthouse and he rubs her ass 0:40:32.719 --> 0:40:37.880 he's so for her. Yeah, and then so then they 0:40:37.920 --> 0:40:42.000 are eating crab legs and this dip shit goes break 0:40:42.040 --> 0:40:45.680 a leg tonight. I hope nobody gets crabby about it. 0:40:45.760 --> 0:40:47.920 It's her first joke, she's in her last joke she's 0:40:47.960 --> 0:40:50.640 ever attempted, and now I say she should just keep 0:40:50.640 --> 0:40:53.040 out of the joke world. I wanted to I wanted 0:40:53.080 --> 0:40:56.920 to kill myself. I listen, I'm not a violent person, 0:40:57.640 --> 0:40:59.919 but I wanted to braid her hair until she lost 0:41:00.000 --> 0:41:03.279 consciousness and then throw her into Virginia being I think 0:41:03.360 --> 0:41:05.560 you want into the wall. I think he wants her. 0:41:06.360 --> 0:41:10.200 It's Emily, and it is It is a baseball wife. 0:41:10.280 --> 0:41:15.480 He wants to looks exactly like. He has a total 0:41:15.600 --> 0:41:20.160 type and tiny blonde. You have no personality. I've never, 0:41:20.440 --> 0:41:24.120 I've never, I've never, honest to god, she makes Aria 0:41:24.280 --> 0:41:27.520 look like a like a and she's like a catch. 0:41:27.760 --> 0:41:31.359 But he doesn't even contain his He's like, I am 0:41:31.520 --> 0:41:36.880 so mad, so madly, we're the same person, like, well, 0:41:36.920 --> 0:41:40.280 I can't disagree with that. There's hours of awkward silence 0:41:40.320 --> 0:41:44.720 and he's like and then he just constantly wants away 0:41:44.800 --> 0:41:49.160 from her. I don't even find her like like she's 0:41:49.200 --> 0:41:52.239 so pretty, but like it's so funny that everyone she's 0:41:52.280 --> 0:41:55.759 like the attainable, smoking hot but she's cold enough that 0:41:55.880 --> 0:41:58.239 she's a challenge. You know. It's like I knew he 0:41:58.400 --> 0:42:02.280 was so long ago, but I do still think there's 0:42:02.440 --> 0:42:05.279 like a like I think he wants her to be 0:42:05.400 --> 0:42:09.680 emily so bad that he's he's really like I need more, 0:42:09.760 --> 0:42:12.000 I need more. Like we say this every week, Like 0:42:12.040 --> 0:42:14.279 I really feel like he's like, just give me, just 0:42:14.360 --> 0:42:18.759 give me like two crumbs and that's enough. And it's 0:42:18.960 --> 0:42:23.760 like that's truly good. Point. He's obsessed. After seeing her family, 0:42:23.840 --> 0:42:25.840 I felt like they had like I don't speak unless 0:42:25.880 --> 0:42:30.279 spoken to a rule for the women. Okay, wait, we're 0:42:30.280 --> 0:42:33.120 gonna get there because I like that. So so they 0:42:33.200 --> 0:42:36.080 walk up to this beautiful house. The mom goes and 0:42:36.200 --> 0:42:38.720 this is a statement that sends you to my spun. 0:42:39.280 --> 0:42:44.800 I wonder if Arie knows Arie. I wonder if Arie 0:42:44.880 --> 0:42:48.040 knows how conservative a family he's getting ready to face. 0:42:48.120 --> 0:42:49.719 I don't ever want to hear that. I don't want 0:42:49.760 --> 0:42:51.719 something to be proud of that and acknowledging that and 0:42:51.800 --> 0:42:55.000 talking about that, and then she we don't like rights 0:42:55.080 --> 0:42:57.640 in this family. Yeah, you know she wears, and the 0:42:57.719 --> 0:43:00.719 girl so so she shows up in jeans in her 0:43:00.760 --> 0:43:02.960 plaid shirt like didn't put on a nice outfit, like 0:43:03.040 --> 0:43:06.040 I'm just wearing like Jame's in the shirt. They sit 0:43:06.239 --> 0:43:10.919 really far away in silence. The ant goes, you speak 0:43:11.040 --> 0:43:16.960 Dutch speak it speak Cary, take Cary. He couldn't even 0:43:18.080 --> 0:43:22.720 like family. It was like they had had my gun point, 0:43:22.840 --> 0:43:28.200 they had each other. You are beautiful. Yeah, I didn't 0:43:28.239 --> 0:43:30.920 even know Dutch was the thing, but let's say something 0:43:31.000 --> 0:43:36.200 in it. And then and they're like, they're like okay, 0:43:36.600 --> 0:43:39.560 and which means which means where are the exits? And 0:43:39.640 --> 0:43:42.760 then you said this family is full weekend at Bernie's. 0:43:42.760 --> 0:43:47.880 It was totally like and then she totally funnily made sense. 0:43:48.120 --> 0:43:50.640 So then they're all just sitting around staring at each other. 0:43:51.239 --> 0:43:53.760 And then she goes, this is your first military family. 0:43:53.800 --> 0:43:56.080 Do you play golf? Nope? And then already goes, excuse 0:43:56.120 --> 0:44:03.520 me for a second. Flops to flops date like broadcast 0:44:03.640 --> 0:44:06.960 news flop sweat, like the amount of sweat, just like 0:44:07.239 --> 0:44:09.440 why do you think it is? And he wasn't nervous 0:44:10.560 --> 0:44:13.520 and it's really hot because he was like so hot 0:44:13.840 --> 0:44:17.160 because I think and nobody was talking because he has 0:44:17.200 --> 0:44:19.520 no personality. So if he's with somebody that doesn't talk, 0:44:20.160 --> 0:44:22.319 he has nothing to And if he can't kiss them, 0:44:22.719 --> 0:44:24.840 he doesn't know how to talk. So they're just staring 0:44:24.880 --> 0:44:29.120 at him. He's staring at them. Can't kiss kiss her? Dad? 0:44:29.239 --> 0:44:32.880 Do you think anybody was there by force? Do you 0:44:32.920 --> 0:44:35.960 think it was like a kidnapping situation? And of cousin 0:44:36.040 --> 0:44:38.799 didn't say anything. This was my favorite line. The mom goes, 0:44:39.040 --> 0:44:45.080 so tell me what do you see in Auren that 0:44:45.320 --> 0:44:48.799 makes you drawn to her? And then somebody goes, when 0:44:48.960 --> 0:44:52.400 are you going to be ready to settle down? Are um? 0:44:52.560 --> 0:44:55.200 Are you there? And then are He's like excuse me? 0:44:56.040 --> 0:44:58.879 Oh god? And then are goes outside of the dad 0:44:58.960 --> 0:45:01.520 and it's like, do you feel comfortable give me my blessing? Uh? 0:45:01.560 --> 0:45:03.080 And then he goes he needs to be willing to 0:45:03.120 --> 0:45:07.239 protect my daughter with his life? Will do if you 0:45:07.560 --> 0:45:09.879 hurt my daughter? I'll kill him? So then he goes 0:45:09.880 --> 0:45:12.400 outside and he's like, I flew once, I flew a 0:45:12.520 --> 0:45:14.560 super like you flew a super horror in it? It 0:45:14.800 --> 0:45:16.759 and then let's he found out he's like, you did 0:45:16.840 --> 0:45:23.080 that you in Iraq? Al right, my daughter? It was 0:45:23.160 --> 0:45:25.480 like a twist at first, because he seemed mad at like, 0:45:25.640 --> 0:45:30.760 who let you fly that? I think he's made? Seems 0:45:30.800 --> 0:45:36.400 so angry. And then he goes, huh, well, that's really cool. 0:45:38.880 --> 0:45:42.799 I appreciate you doing that, son. So he went over 0:45:42.880 --> 0:45:46.880 there and kind of drove around the troops. Okay, great, 0:45:47.040 --> 0:45:49.680 take your dick and stick in a little anything about you. 0:45:49.800 --> 0:45:54.440 But that's cool. You know what he really are, he's 0:45:54.480 --> 0:45:57.400 in for life. Yeah, now he's good. Yeah, you're killing 0:45:57.480 --> 0:46:01.320 me on your spare time. You took a car and 0:46:01.520 --> 0:46:05.120 drove it through a rack and yelled out the window. USA, 0:46:05.680 --> 0:46:09.120 Oh my god, take my daughter whatever you want to 0:46:09.239 --> 0:46:13.399 her anything. My wife hasn't felt anything ever, and right 0:46:13.440 --> 0:46:20.840 now I'm having a feeling. I carved my wife. I 0:46:20.920 --> 0:46:23.360 got a three D printer, and I made my wife. 0:46:24.480 --> 0:46:26.920 I had access in the military. They hold it in 0:46:27.040 --> 0:46:30.160 a cave where they do the mind Vendors program. Crack 0:46:30.239 --> 0:46:33.640 and go sending my bike to spy on Putin to 0:46:33.760 --> 0:46:36.560 find out what's happening about my body still in Virginia. 0:46:36.840 --> 0:46:39.239 But I'm in the room with the soul spying on pit. 0:46:39.760 --> 0:46:41.719 I got my hands on a three D print. I 0:46:41.920 --> 0:46:45.840 made my wife and my daughter's a robot. Are you 0:46:45.960 --> 0:46:51.160 familiar with a Ladies aren't supposed to speak when robots either, 0:46:52.120 --> 0:46:55.520 unless so I agree women aren't spoken less to you. 0:46:55.680 --> 0:47:00.640 First it was I didn't pick out a big is 0:47:00.719 --> 0:47:03.360 that a thing? That's that's just that very serious conservative 0:47:03.440 --> 0:47:07.719 vibe like the dad's she's a sign that said help. 0:47:07.960 --> 0:47:10.360 Did anybody see the sign? Side note? So they couldn't 0:47:10.360 --> 0:47:13.600 even watch that episode it said help? Side note about Lauren, 0:47:14.640 --> 0:47:19.640 She was engaged and supposed to be married last June, 0:47:20.560 --> 0:47:22.920 so maybe she's the one that has the gashow up. 0:47:23.000 --> 0:47:26.280 They teased that for the next time. Becca was also engaged, 0:47:27.520 --> 0:47:31.719 but there was a southern southern Actually, yeah, it could 0:47:33.040 --> 0:47:37.400 because because Lauren apparently, I mean, I'm figuring they're filming 0:47:37.440 --> 0:47:40.320 this in like October and November. He so she was 0:47:40.360 --> 0:47:43.360 supposed to be married last June, and then what was 0:47:43.400 --> 0:47:45.560 it she just called the wedding hall or something. Yeah, 0:47:45.640 --> 0:47:50.000 I guess so a hockey player. He was a hockey player. 0:47:50.719 --> 0:47:53.239 Then did you notice when she had a conversation with 0:47:53.320 --> 0:47:55.759 her mom, I was like, Oh, they're about to like 0:47:56.040 --> 0:47:59.040 have a real moment. And then the mom was like, well, 0:47:59.120 --> 0:48:04.960 I love you, and and Lauren was just like. She goes, 0:48:05.000 --> 0:48:09.120 I'm falling, and then she goes, I'm falling in love 0:48:09.160 --> 0:48:11.840 with him, and the mom goes really, and then she says, 0:48:12.080 --> 0:48:14.000 oh no. He he says that to the mom, I'm 0:48:14.000 --> 0:48:15.839 falling in love with her. She goes, really, what about 0:48:15.840 --> 0:48:17.600 the other people? How are you handling that? That's a 0:48:17.600 --> 0:48:20.200 good question. She goes, are you saying the same thing? 0:48:20.640 --> 0:48:24.200 Are you compemp car pump compartmentalizing each of them. He's like, well, 0:48:24.200 --> 0:48:25.360 I'm doing that, and they were like. She was like, 0:48:25.440 --> 0:48:28.040 I don't like that. She didn't like him, and he's like, 0:48:28.080 --> 0:48:31.640 I'm falling. I love Lauren. And then she says, he's 0:48:31.719 --> 0:48:33.960 so much like me. I could be in a room 0:48:34.000 --> 0:48:37.600 of fifteen people. I know what he's thinking. He's thinking nothing. 0:48:38.080 --> 0:48:41.600 You're thinking nothing because you haven't had an original fault yet, 0:48:42.320 --> 0:48:45.160 and he's not thinking of yeah. And then the sister 0:48:45.360 --> 0:48:47.520 just stands her in the dress, not allowed to say anything, 0:48:48.360 --> 0:48:50.880 and the sister just when she would be great, we 0:48:50.960 --> 0:48:57.120 cut over and she was like, god America. And then 0:48:57.200 --> 0:49:02.080 so basically they make out and um Becka Ky comes up. 0:49:02.160 --> 0:49:04.120 She's like, you know what it's done, guys, I'm not 0:49:04.200 --> 0:49:06.040 just falling in love with him. I love him. Today's today, 0:49:06.040 --> 0:49:07.920 I love him. She shows up, She tells Chris Harrison, 0:49:08.160 --> 0:49:11.200 we're at the Rose ceremony. I love him. And then 0:49:11.760 --> 0:49:14.719 he's like, god, I feel for all of them and 0:49:14.840 --> 0:49:19.680 they're all there. Uh Teas and her crazy dress? Uh 0:49:20.880 --> 0:49:25.480 are walked out are he walks out. He pulled Kendall. 0:49:25.600 --> 0:49:27.920 He's like, can I talk to you Kendall, and he goes, 0:49:28.000 --> 0:49:30.160 are you ready to get engaged? I thought she was 0:49:30.239 --> 0:49:33.239 going home? Me too? I can we just can we 0:49:33.480 --> 0:49:36.080 just discuss this moment? This is I was. I was 0:49:36.200 --> 0:49:39.200 sort of on board with Arid this whole episode. I 0:49:39.280 --> 0:49:43.040 really was. He's trying, It's it's a lot. I was 0:49:43.160 --> 0:49:46.400 like pleased with him, but that conversation with Kendall was 0:49:46.640 --> 0:49:50.160 so fucking crazy to me because I thought it was 0:49:50.280 --> 0:49:53.200 so rude, Like it was so weird. And he also 0:49:53.719 --> 0:49:55.800 he also was talking to her like he's got a 0:49:55.880 --> 0:49:59.000 spot to fill. It wasn't about her. It was literally 0:49:59.120 --> 0:50:02.279 like I've got I've got this third spot because it's 0:50:02.280 --> 0:50:05.640 clearly back at Lauren and like I've got to swap 0:50:05.800 --> 0:50:08.000 one out. And I was like it was and he 0:50:08.120 --> 0:50:10.600 was started ship starring again when she did last week 0:50:10.640 --> 0:50:13.120 with Becca, and she did that. I mean, we're the 0:50:13.200 --> 0:50:16.520 obvious three sets. Animals is obviously just us three. Why 0:50:16.520 --> 0:50:18.760 would you pick the animal? It was so unfair to Kendle, 0:50:18.840 --> 0:50:21.160 like she I literally it was like he was like, 0:50:21.600 --> 0:50:24.280 can you be ready to marry me in seventy two hours? 0:50:24.480 --> 0:50:26.320 You know what I mean? It was so outrageous, and 0:50:26.360 --> 0:50:29.759 I thought it was super rude. I just didn't like it. 0:50:30.440 --> 0:50:32.759 She's like, I'm just like a normal person. I'd have 0:50:32.840 --> 0:50:36.480 to ask my family of rats. Yeah, they're not with me. 0:50:36.960 --> 0:50:40.919 So then in this surprise move, he sends Tia home 0:50:41.480 --> 0:50:45.279 and she had her bachelorette audition. She cried in the back, saying, 0:50:45.800 --> 0:50:49.800 sobbed forever. I was like, am I getting embarrassing? I 0:50:49.920 --> 0:50:52.040 was like, a girl, you have to stop. He's not 0:50:52.520 --> 0:50:54.960 that great. And she says, what did I do wrong? 0:50:55.040 --> 0:50:57.759 Tell me something? Just He's like, something's missing. And then 0:50:57.880 --> 0:50:59.560 she was like, I don't want this is her. I 0:50:59.640 --> 0:51:01.480 just I she's so the bout to it. I don't 0:51:01.520 --> 0:51:03.680 want to feel like I'm gonna play this. I don't 0:51:03.680 --> 0:51:05.600 want to feel like I'm not good enough. I felt 0:51:05.640 --> 0:51:08.520 like that so many times before weeping. It makes me 0:51:08.680 --> 0:51:10.799 not want to do it again, be vulnerable. I'm tired 0:51:10.840 --> 0:51:15.120 of not good enough for people. And then she says 0:51:15.200 --> 0:51:18.560 to someone, oh then they do the rat thing. Kiss 0:51:18.640 --> 0:51:21.520 me like you mean it woman. But then Crystal driving 0:51:21.560 --> 0:51:24.879 the car with a rat was amazing. By Michael driving 0:51:25.000 --> 0:51:28.920 the car that bumper was it was amazing. I'm loving 0:51:28.960 --> 0:51:32.200 this season. Have a Crystal's voice video. Did you see 0:51:32.239 --> 0:51:33.960 them on Twitter? Not yet. I haven't watched it yet. 0:51:34.920 --> 0:51:39.399 Her voices, her voice is regular, like a regular human voice. 0:51:39.440 --> 0:51:42.919 He's crazy, yes. One of her fans sentence a video 0:51:42.960 --> 0:51:47.880 of Crystal talking to uh Craig Craig Jersey Lady did Virgin? 0:51:48.400 --> 0:51:51.240 Oh yeah, and it was. And it was the Virgin 0:51:51.360 --> 0:51:53.640 interviewing Crystal and Crystals like, you know, I had a 0:51:53.719 --> 0:51:57.480 lot of different experiences, and I'm sorry because last week 0:51:57.520 --> 0:52:02.480 it was I had Alive and she was like, well, yeah, 0:52:02.480 --> 0:52:04.359 I mean, you know, it will be interesting to see 0:52:04.360 --> 0:52:07.920 the women. Oh yeah, for sure. It'll be interesting to 0:52:07.960 --> 0:52:11.399 see what voice she uses on women, tell all, oh 0:52:11.480 --> 0:52:14.200 my god, is it good? Yeah, it's gonna be this one. 0:52:14.320 --> 0:52:16.920 It's going to be that one. I bet her headspins 0:52:16.920 --> 0:52:18.680 all the way around. I just want to say that 0:52:19.160 --> 0:52:22.840 our fans have been on fire, and we have so 0:52:23.080 --> 0:52:27.000 many tweets. I'm just gonna pick five. We have a 0:52:27.080 --> 0:52:29.400 new person who's just found the podcast and who just 0:52:29.520 --> 0:52:36.320 came in hard. This is the Vitamin G quote. Is 0:52:36.360 --> 0:52:39.080 that a fat guy on my lawn? Ari after not 0:52:39.280 --> 0:52:43.640 giving Tia the road? TIA's dad going, I will hunt 0:52:43.680 --> 0:52:48.200 you down on Matt on Google. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:52:48.239 --> 0:52:52.080 yeah yeah yeah yeah Okay. I that made me laugh 0:52:52.200 --> 0:52:57.680 so fucking hard. Um okay, um, all right, here's another 0:52:57.680 --> 0:53:01.360 one from Vitamin G. I haven't always been there for Tia, 0:53:01.680 --> 0:53:04.279 meaning I spent some time in County Lockup for beating 0:53:04.360 --> 0:53:08.920 up the guy who pierced my ears. Okay, so then 0:53:09.000 --> 0:53:11.960 we have, um, okay, we have we have a few 0:53:12.120 --> 0:53:15.120 tag teams. This is all right. Well here's a tag 0:53:15.160 --> 0:53:18.680 team on Aspiring. Kelly says, Ari and Laurence babies will 0:53:18.680 --> 0:53:21.400 be born wearing crop pants and boat shoes, and then 0:53:21.520 --> 0:53:25.239 j MG says, and they will make no eye contact. Yes, 0:53:26.960 --> 0:53:31.160 Melissa Cracker at Real Missy fits quote. I love that. 0:53:31.520 --> 0:53:34.480 It's a perfect response for so many situations. When your 0:53:34.520 --> 0:53:37.080 future in love is give you their blessing, When Samman 0:53:37.160 --> 0:53:39.239 tells you they're falling in love with you, or when 0:53:39.280 --> 0:53:42.560 you've just taxed Army rats into a Paris wedding diorama 0:53:44.600 --> 0:53:47.880 that I love that. Um, all right, I'll give you 0:53:47.960 --> 0:53:53.279 one more thing. Um, this is about Ari talking to 0:53:53.920 --> 0:53:56.920 all of the parents. Tell me the words to use 0:53:57.000 --> 0:53:59.120 to make them like me because I can't kiss them 0:53:59.200 --> 0:54:04.560 to make them stop talking, all right, like that? Alright, alright, alright, 0:54:04.680 --> 0:54:06.480 so we're gonna go for tell them the word. This 0:54:06.640 --> 0:54:09.200 is from Lacey Joe. Tell me the words to make 0:54:09.280 --> 0:54:11.160 them like me because I can't kiss something to make 0:54:11.320 --> 0:54:15.279 them to make them stop talking, or I love that. 0:54:15.360 --> 0:54:17.480 It's a perfect response for so many situations, when your 0:54:17.520 --> 0:54:19.359 future in laws give you their blessing, when someone tells 0:54:19.400 --> 0:54:21.040 you they're falling in love with you, or when you 0:54:21.520 --> 0:54:25.080 just Taxi Derby rats into a Paris wedding diorama. Kissing 0:54:25.440 --> 0:54:29.719 or I love that. Um, I'm gonna say the first 0:54:29.760 --> 0:54:33.880 one you read, the kissing kissing love that. I love that, 0:54:34.560 --> 0:54:43.080 Katie kissing. Oh it's a time, all right. I'm gonna 0:54:43.160 --> 0:54:48.560 go with tiebreaker. I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go 0:54:48.880 --> 0:54:56.160 with kissing Lazy Joe to make them like me because 0:54:56.160 --> 0:54:58.799 I can't kiss them to make them stop talking. All right, 0:54:58.840 --> 0:55:01.239 here we go. You have a you UM we have 0:55:01.880 --> 0:55:05.520 like us on Facebook and and iTunes. Here some we've 0:55:05.560 --> 0:55:10.480 got some nice reviews. Recently, Five Stars says, uh, please 0:55:10.480 --> 0:55:13.440 start every episode with Arden's rendition of the Winter Games anthem. 0:55:13.600 --> 0:55:17.279 That was an exciting episode, favorite political podcast of all time. 0:55:17.760 --> 0:55:20.839 I cackle loudly like a hyena dipton boiling hot lava 0:55:20.880 --> 0:55:23.279 while listening at my desk at work, the impression of 0:55:23.360 --> 0:55:27.759 Dean's dad and Arten's amazing accents to make my life 0:55:28.000 --> 0:55:31.279 keep doing the Lord's work. You're all national treasures. And 0:55:31.400 --> 0:55:35.760 then we have one more UM five Stars simply the best. 0:55:36.239 --> 0:55:38.480 Arton and Eron are the greatest. UM Art and I 0:55:38.600 --> 0:55:40.879 think the imaginary invisible old man in the sky every 0:55:40.920 --> 0:55:43.000 week that you had the fever dream years ago about 0:55:43.080 --> 0:55:47.080 making a batch podcast and hunted down Katie and created 0:55:47.120 --> 0:55:49.080 one of the best podcasts ever. More Ralph and more 0:55:49.160 --> 0:55:51.560 Robin even together respond by me never stopped doing the 0:55:51.600 --> 0:55:54.200 Lord's work, Thank you. Ralph has been unavailable season. He's 0:55:54.200 --> 0:55:57.440 filming something. I know, Ralph. Have you done one with 0:55:57.560 --> 0:56:01.880 Ralph Garman? He's so fucking funny. Oh god, he's a 0:56:01.960 --> 0:56:04.560 delight Um, and then I'll just read some one email. 0:56:04.719 --> 0:56:07.239 We have email us at Rose Podcast at gmail dot 0:56:07.360 --> 0:56:11.720 q dot com. Melanie Cruise tattoo and Shelter pet update. 0:56:12.440 --> 0:56:14.440 Can't hire Arden and crew. Can't get enough of your 0:56:14.480 --> 0:56:17.920 Bachelor recaps of all things Bachelor. Um, okay, so yes 0:56:18.040 --> 0:56:20.160 he are. He's a super fan. And they send a 0:56:20.239 --> 0:56:22.640 portrait of their their dog that I painted last summer 0:56:22.760 --> 0:56:26.520 is now settling in. His hair is growing in. Gus. Yeah, 0:56:26.680 --> 0:56:29.920 Gus is failing in. He says. Uh, last summer, you 0:56:30.000 --> 0:56:32.080 painted a lovely perch on my new little rescue Gus. 0:56:32.280 --> 0:56:33.919 We only had him for about a month. Just wanted 0:56:33.920 --> 0:56:35.719 to give you an update. He's settled into our family, 0:56:35.840 --> 0:56:37.600 his hair grew and he's just a sweet little pup. 0:56:37.719 --> 0:56:39.600 We'll be doing that again this summer and the fourth 0:56:39.719 --> 0:56:42.080 when the animals get scared over fourth of July. So 0:56:42.600 --> 0:56:47.960 thank you so much, and guys predictions, Arden, I don't 0:56:48.000 --> 0:56:49.959 know if you can do next week with us because 0:56:50.040 --> 0:56:52.920 I don't know, you know it, she's not gonna tip it. 0:56:53.120 --> 0:56:57.520 I actually don't even know. I don't even know what 0:56:58.560 --> 0:57:00.239 it's almost like if you watched the Super well, but 0:57:00.320 --> 0:57:04.879 you know who one. It's actually not even real for sure. 0:57:06.800 --> 0:57:09.719 We'll discuss after. We'll discuss after. But what do you 0:57:09.800 --> 0:57:16.720 what are your guts? I think he just wants to 0:57:18.560 --> 0:57:20.040 He just wants to be on magazines with her for 0:57:20.080 --> 0:57:23.920 the next year and then like whatever. Maybe they're like 0:57:24.240 --> 0:57:28.800 the perfect couple just to stare at each other for eternity. 0:57:29.880 --> 0:57:34.640 I know. I yeah, Okay, alright, Fortune, thank you so 0:57:34.800 --> 0:57:39.480 much for doing it. Guys, we will be back tomorrow. 0:57:40.080 --> 0:57:42.920 We are doing it. It'll be me and Rob and 0:57:43.040 --> 0:57:47.800 Alexis and Jasmine are going to be discussing Thursday night 0:57:48.000 --> 0:57:52.280 and Tuesday nights episode of Batchelor Winter Games. Holy Moses, 0:57:52.680 --> 0:57:55.360 this franchise is going to make me homeless. By here 0:57:55.520 --> 0:57:57.360 he goes so many apples and then you add a 0:57:57.400 --> 0:57:59.880 Sunday night show. It's like it's literally taking like forty 0:58:00.000 --> 0:58:03.640 eight hours of The Bachelor. It's next Sunday on Monday. 0:58:03.760 --> 0:58:05.920 It's killing me. I love it, but it's killing me. 0:58:06.120 --> 0:58:11.080 Here we go, guys, over and out by It always 0:58:11.120 --> 0:58:14.560 takes a second. It always takes a second. Oh yeah, 0:58:18.000 --> 0:58:22.880 don't worried. I don't worried. I'm just gonna want to 0:58:22.920 --> 0:58:44.480 push girl where you reach your word, you read, naves 0:58:45.320 --> 0:58:45.960 your word.