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Speaker 1: My name is Ardine. I am so happy to be here.
Speaker 1: This podcast is officially the love of my life, my
Speaker 1: little baby, my sweet baby podcast. Uh could not be
Speaker 1: more excited. To my right is a woman that I
Speaker 1: didn't know. I did not know she was in trouble
Speaker 1: as though she came in. I'm gonna say we have
Speaker 1: a group text that happens during the Bachelor, and and
Speaker 1: I and I sent out like a slow class like
Speaker 1: we are. Much to my surprise, this started out as
Speaker 1: the most boring season the Bachelor. Now that he's a
Speaker 1: very boring guy, I think this is one of the
Speaker 1: since Caitlin. I think this is the best season of
Speaker 1: a Bachelor franchise we've had. I am loving it. We've
Speaker 1: all got it because I don't see the twists and
Speaker 1: turns coming like he sucks, but like I love that
Speaker 1: I don't see the turns coming, whereas I felt like
Speaker 1: with Jojo, we knew Jordan was gonna win with like
Speaker 1: like like I don't. I'm always shocked. I got shocked
Speaker 1: a little young Becca got sent home. I was shocked
Speaker 1: last night. So I'm enjoying this season. So we've been
Speaker 1: sending out texts of like, much to our surprise, even
Speaker 1: though he's the most vanilla person ever made, is kind
Speaker 1: of an exciting season, this one. To my right, my my,
Speaker 1: my wind beneath my wings, the person who carried me
Speaker 1: from my own personal grief island. She was not enjoying it.
Speaker 1: She came in and she confessed that she read the
Speaker 1: fucking spoiler. What is is it? The Olympics? What's happening?
Speaker 1: You know what? It might be the Olympics because you
Speaker 1: love the Olympics. I've been watching the Olympics. I started
Speaker 1: five o'clock and then I go right before my show,
Speaker 1: and then if I have a show, I will come
Speaker 1: back around ten and then cheer and sob to about
Speaker 1: one thirty. So is it just that, like maybe you
Speaker 1: should just when the Olympics are happening. Maybe you should
Speaker 1: tap out of this because maybe it's hard to like
Speaker 1: take a break from the Olympic. No, I think. I
Speaker 1: think it's my excitement level is so high for the
Speaker 1: world and in the sense of competition. And then I
Speaker 1: go to you know, a pair of fucking Khakis trying
Speaker 1: to date on ABC, and uh, I get I get
Speaker 1: a little destroyed my heart Chocolate. I just have to say,
Speaker 1: I can't believe you read this world. I had a
Speaker 1: breaking point this morning and I was like, I love
Speaker 1: me the spoilers. Oh my god, I've never done it
Speaker 1: in some he was like, you know what it was?
Speaker 1: It was almost like I will try crack cocont am.
Speaker 1: Felt like I was cheating on you. You were you sorry?
Speaker 1: We have almost asked you. Weah looks worried to cross
Speaker 1: to me. Anna, Can I just say your flyers are
Speaker 1: so on poinant. You beat them out so fast. Now
Speaker 1: it's like you are in some demonic other like the
Speaker 1: devil he self just whispers to you. Your flyers are
Speaker 1: just so rising. How you just say something to me
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I know exactly what you do. I've
Speaker 1: never felt understood by a couple. It's like you and
Speaker 1: I are like Lauren being we were the same. They're
Speaker 1: a gay single lady of you. I love a doppelgang er.
Speaker 1: I want to look at a woman and be like,
Speaker 1: I know exactly what you mean. Yeah, and how did
Speaker 1: you feel when Aron said it we'll drop then? Did
Speaker 1: you feel he felt it would have worked if she
Speaker 1: hadn't looked at the spoiler? Yeah? Didn't you feel? I
Speaker 1: can't believe I did it. I'm kidding here, and I
Speaker 1: can't believe are rules we are non spoiler podcast. I've
Speaker 1: never tend seasons Laurie ever watched this. Glorie even agreed
Speaker 1: last night to not read this spoilers next season because
Speaker 1: it ruins No, it didn't ruin it for me, and
Speaker 1: I'll never do it again. I know, I don't. It
Speaker 1: didn't ruin it. I gotta be honest with you. It
Speaker 1: could be hard to do the podcast with you guessing
Speaker 1: because you know now, No, it's I literally still I
Speaker 1: don't even know if I believe him. It was one sentence.
Speaker 1: Sometimes honestly, it wasn't reality. See if it was some mother,
Speaker 1: like a random mother who I left is a woman
Speaker 1: who didn't read this point did not read and who
Speaker 1: I've been trying to get on all season. She's a
Speaker 1: she's a podcast favorite. We love her so hard. And
Speaker 1: she's gonna be on a new show on NBC call
Speaker 1: champions Airs March eight. And her name is Portune five
Speaker 1: and she is sitting here. May I say this, yes,
Speaker 1: of course with her new fiances. This Jacqueline with the
Speaker 1: most beautiful ring. I mean, I think, pretty good in
Speaker 1: the ring department and the lady to play. Did you guys,
Speaker 1: did you guys cry when you got a gay old trio?
Speaker 1: I think she was more like what's happening? Before? He
Speaker 1: did you carry it around all day? And like panic?
Speaker 1: I carried it around that night? Did she know what
Speaker 1: was coming? When she saw Neil Lane in the other room?
Speaker 1: Neil Lane Corpse of Neil Lane, Chris Harrison fam He
Speaker 1: came out of a starkop. I guess there's only one
Speaker 1: rose left. And then he kept making us, you know,
Speaker 1: put the Neil Lane uh signature? Yeah, there's no camera. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you guys, you stayed together for two years, you
Speaker 1: get to keep it, I know, come on, fingers crossed
Speaker 1: and we have with us today. So excited, Katy Levine Keatie.
Speaker 1: Somebody emailed in last week after Kyle was talking about
Speaker 1: his mom. I was talking about my mom. You were
Speaker 1: talking about your mom in the bedroom. We should do
Speaker 1: an All Mom's bad Ster podcast one episode My mom
Speaker 1: and your mom watch it? My mom watches it and
Speaker 1: oh my god, Mary Philo J might we might probably
Speaker 1: get her call. Is your mom watch My mom does
Speaker 1: not watch? Oh my god, my mom? Does your mom?
Speaker 1: My mom watched it once with me, and the whole
Speaker 1: time she just kept like, so does she win? You
Speaker 1: just have to wait. Like my brother, my brother I
Speaker 1: did the podcast. Occasionally he's like, so does this guy
Speaker 1: just get to like the girl? Three of them? Three
Speaker 1: of them? He gets to like aggressively tone kiss all
Speaker 1: of them. Do you have anything you want to promote?
Speaker 1: I'm going back on tour your Girls Portland's US coming up? Oregon? Yeah, Edmonton, Canada?
Speaker 1: Yeah ya, Yaccon Canada. I don't know what. Okay, no
Speaker 1: house of comedy I think in Edmonton? Yeah, Fortune Themes
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Speaker 1: All right? Anna? You got your podcast yep ethnically ambiguous?
Speaker 1: What do you mean by that? Hey? And ms Aaron,
Speaker 1: what do you have, uh tomorrow night in l A.
Speaker 1: If this podcast comes out tomorrow, it's actually sold out show.
Speaker 1: But when's your Thursday? Tomorrow Wednesday? So it'll be actually
Speaker 1: tonight in l A. It comes out Wednesday, Okay, tonight
Speaker 1: l A at seven three the Hollywood Improv Lab. If
Speaker 1: you want to try and get a ticket. She's so
Speaker 1: funny you can't like that. Um. I am gonna be
Speaker 1: at Dallas Hyenas doing my political hyena dipped in Lava
Speaker 1: Comedy at April six and seventh. I'm gonna be in
Speaker 1: Alaska March sixteenth and seventeen, and we're gonna be at
Speaker 1: Moon Tower in Austin April. Here we go, let's just
Speaker 1: get started. What an episode overall it was a It
Speaker 1: was a buffet of white people. I mean, these feel
Speaker 1: just when he thought they couldn't get any whiter. After Minnesota,
Speaker 1: we get to Lauren B's family. Oh my god, most
Speaker 1: families were interested. Yeah they a. I was all like,
Speaker 1: where are the siblings? Yeah, I have siblings, not just
Speaker 1: just justical. Oh yeah, they were the best family. There
Speaker 1: was a girl in like a it almost looked like
Speaker 1: a ghost. There was a girl in like a little
Speaker 1: house on the Arry dress that was at um, that
Speaker 1: was at Lauren's house, that didn't just like a sister
Speaker 1: at JoJo's house. There's a sister that didn't say Remember
Speaker 1: we had research if she was actually real? Yeah, she
Speaker 1: just like because the brothers in their Cobur next year
Speaker 1: Cala Cobur next Switter. So we started. We have a
Speaker 1: preview seeing TIA's mom, who, God bless her, looks like
Speaker 1: Ari in a wig or like a witch, God bless her.
Speaker 1: She came up. She literally my sister's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: she's straight up material. It was tough. I felt and
Speaker 1: I felt bad for it. Was like like she seemed
Speaker 1: like a nice lady. But that was that was our preview.
Speaker 1: So we see are driving in a car. He's looking
Speaker 1: like like they're like, you know what all the bronze
Speaker 1: are in the world. He's just getting gray or grace
Speaker 1: or his face is complexion. He's like, this happened to Nick,
Speaker 1: This happened like I think when they get closer and
Speaker 1: closer to the proposal, they're so stressed out and having
Speaker 1: to actually meet all the dads. His complexion was as
Speaker 1: ray is the frost that has been placed in his hair. Yeah,
Speaker 1: his hair looked grayer. He looked like ghostly. He looked
Speaker 1: just so uncomfortable. It drove. It looked like, Oh, there's
Speaker 1: my agent or my accountant driving in Malibu, coming and
Speaker 1: deliver the bad news. I think I owe the man.
Speaker 1: I think he wanted to get in the car and
Speaker 1: just not stop, just keep going to some happy place.
Speaker 1: So then they go. First up, we have kendall Um
Speaker 1: in l A and every single one of them, they
Speaker 1: saw them. They jumped up on him and they did
Speaker 1: the leg rap. That's the classic bachelor movie. I can't
Speaker 1: wait to do it to Jacqueline. Yes, will you do
Speaker 1: that at the altar grap? I'm gonna tell her it's coming.
Speaker 1: Will you tell us when you're gonna get married? Because
Speaker 1: I didn't know you're engaged. I didn't tell him. Friends
Speaker 1: had a hard day to day. Friend, I don't know.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have a talk later. Guys, we're gonna work
Speaker 1: it out. Defined French feel last week year said she
Speaker 1: was having your hartreak. But I feel like there's like
Speaker 1: a hangover, like it's like it's landed. This week. It's
Speaker 1: like I'm I'm looking at this a little stressed out.
Speaker 1: I'm a little stressed out. I literally have Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna say it. Yeah, we're going to clear the
Speaker 1: air tomorrow. I've got a really really stressful show. At
Speaker 1: the same time, the USA women's hockey was playing match.
Speaker 1: Is that what's happening? That's what I have to entertain people?
Speaker 1: And there's a two camera a three camera shoot at
Speaker 1: the same time. I know women's hockey team that are
Speaker 1: playing Canada for the gold medal, I don't know. And
Speaker 1: how ari ding gung is an area you can tap out?
Speaker 1: So the Olympics are done? Girl, Well you've already read it.
Speaker 1: It's okay, baby, girl. I love I love you, I
Speaker 1: love it. I watched every minute of the show. Rob
Speaker 1: Rob Benedict is this hovering over the store in a
Speaker 1: jet pack, just's waiting to drop it, alright, So then
Speaker 1: we have we get there. She's a creative director. I
Speaker 1: don't know of what um and she was like, I
Speaker 1: just want to embrace what I love. And she takes
Speaker 1: them to the Texidermy. Like as soon as you see
Speaker 1: that someone's into texidermy, you're like, we're not meant for
Speaker 1: each other. We I gotta go that her texidermy garage
Speaker 1: or was that like like a prop house. Probably it
Speaker 1: was disturb I think it's too comfortable in an activity
Speaker 1: for Oh my god, that was when you realize that's
Speaker 1: what I actually saw. She wasn't fucking around like that's
Speaker 1: what I actually when she was like joining us and
Speaker 1: it was actually like when if you guys, if you
Speaker 1: guys just listen to the podcast, which is a few
Speaker 1: people do. They did this activity where she was like,
Speaker 1: not only are we going to see this entire like
Speaker 1: storage unit filled with dead cats and ship, we're gonna
Speaker 1: make our own stuffed rats. And we said to red
Speaker 1: skins and like cotton batting, and I just thought, I thought,
Speaker 1: my sweet get Katie. Katie talked to me, Katie. I
Speaker 1: was watching. I thought if somebody tried to make me
Speaker 1: even like touch a dead animal, I would kill though.
Speaker 1: And then my boyfriend was like, oh, that looks fun.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh my god, did you question joking?
Speaker 1: He was joking, but he was like, oh he was
Speaker 1: like joking, how that's his way out? And he squeezed
Speaker 1: the life out of a bird right yeah, sitting right
Speaker 1: next to you. It truly was when she was shoving
Speaker 1: the cotton batting and she goes, you start with the head.
Speaker 1: I thought, oh, this is real, Like you really they
Speaker 1: didn't make you you really you've done this. I think,
Speaker 1: here's my two cents. I think, um, you don't lead
Speaker 1: with the text, you know what I mean? She played
Speaker 1: five six months and you got the ring on the figure.
Speaker 1: Then you're like, oh, hey, listen, let's do some role
Speaker 1: play with Rabby. It reminded me of what would you
Speaker 1: do have Jacqueline told you that, I'm sorry I cut
Speaker 1: you up. I mean, well, now I've been with her
Speaker 1: long enough that you know you're here. Here's too late,
Speaker 1: But how do you get sexy after that? I don't
Speaker 1: he reminded you of? Well, no, it just reminded me.
Speaker 1: I remember all these years ago watching The Glass Menagerie
Speaker 1: on Broadway and the suitor, the gentleman suitor comes in
Speaker 1: and she's like dying and she's like, let me show
Speaker 1: you my menagerie. And I'm like, no, no, do not
Speaker 1: show him the menagerie. I'm gonna go off topic for
Speaker 1: one second here, and I got scolded on Twitter for
Speaker 1: going off topic about death left me and this is
Speaker 1: the only podcast about grieving in the back life happens guys. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's and this is not a death topic. This is
Speaker 1: just off topic. Glass Menagerie. When I was in New York,
Speaker 1: when I first started out, I was like, I need
Speaker 1: to go to acting school. So I auditioned for Stella
Speaker 1: Adler and I was like, you know, sure, I could
Speaker 1: just do any old monologue. I'm gonna do a five
Speaker 1: minute one woman show version of the Glass menager And
Speaker 1: I did that. I was like, you dumb me. I
Speaker 1: had thought. I said, blue roses. I have as blue
Speaker 1: roses as I met you before. I do have my
Speaker 1: glass the animal collection. Blow out your candles. Lord. They
Speaker 1: were like, um, I knew it was a mistake up there,
Speaker 1: and it was too late because that's what I prepared.
Speaker 1: I turned it out and I was like, blowing up
Speaker 1: the candles like blue rose. I actually got in like
Speaker 1: I think. They were like, she takes risk? Yeah, does her?
Speaker 1: Does her check cash? Like I guess, I don't know who.
Speaker 1: They rejected. They did make me come back. They made
Speaker 1: me come back. They suggested to like, why didn't you
Speaker 1: do this thing from like you know, Midnight at the
Speaker 1: Blue Oh. I don't know if it was just like oh,
Speaker 1: like yeah, I actually tape. Oh my god, sometimes I
Speaker 1: think back on certain things I've done and I just
Speaker 1: sweat and pannah. Certain stand up shows, they're certain stand
Speaker 1: up shows. Oh god. Okay, So then mounting rats are
Speaker 1: stuff in the animal skin, very silence of the lambs.
Speaker 1: He makes the joke and then she was like, well
Speaker 1: I started I was a kid. They were random things
Speaker 1: I found on hikes. So she would bring dead animals back,
Speaker 1: like a cat, like a cat, like a household. And
Speaker 1: she also confess that she would eat a human. We
Speaker 1: know that she would eat a human. She's got some
Speaker 1: I love everything about Kendall. Want her to be my
Speaker 1: girl friend. What did you say? The twin date? The
Speaker 1: twin date, the twin who? The twins to l a
Speaker 1: floating around a yoga met. When she's like your energy,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, pass, but I love kend I
Speaker 1: just want to say, Kendall's what happens when you forever
Speaker 1: tell your children they can be whoever and whatever. Y Yes,
Speaker 1: that's what happened. I was trying to figure it out
Speaker 1: because actually part of it was like, did they really
Speaker 1: live in l A. But when I saw that their
Speaker 1: house was like a z bea shop as I realized
Speaker 1: that they were in like a fucking like white lady Tibetan.
Speaker 1: Every room is a gift shop. Okay, so now we go, um,
Speaker 1: so then we go, They're going she somebody says this
Speaker 1: is so radicitui, And then which is great, he had
Speaker 1: a few. That's the thing I will say about Ari.
Speaker 1: As much as he's a dud, he is super He's
Speaker 1: AffA ball and he is a super good sport. What's
Speaker 1: dangerous about Ari is he's so sincere like a psychopath
Speaker 1: that you actually and he's not like a slick guy
Speaker 1: that you're like, oh, this guy's telling him the truth.
Speaker 1: But he did it to every parent, to every girl.
Speaker 1: He seems really genuine when he's doing it, which makes
Speaker 1: him so dangerous. Yeah, and the same, you know. Getting
Speaker 1: back to Kendall ten seconds, I did love that this
Speaker 1: is something she loves, so though I don't think this
Speaker 1: is something that she loves passionate about. And she also
Speaker 1: is like it's on her too to be like is
Speaker 1: this my guy? So if if this guy rolls in
Speaker 1: and he's like throwing up all over themselves like the
Speaker 1: whole like she's got to be like, no on you.
Speaker 1: So I did like that she came from from day one.
Speaker 1: She's like, this is who I am. Annibals Taxidermy made
Speaker 1: it to the final three. You that's what makes me
Speaker 1: like the only I think for deeming quality about Ari's
Speaker 1: Eddie pick Kendall, I mean, it's so crazy, So then
Speaker 1: you must want a boner. Oh yeah. He's the fact
Speaker 1: that now you know, I can't I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't know, I can't look at you know. I agree
Speaker 1: with you because because when she kisses, she kisses so
Speaker 1: intensely that he definitely wanted to her because he's a
Speaker 1: dirty dog, and you know, all avenues are open, you know,
Speaker 1: everything big the bum bum. I feel like I feel
Speaker 1: like nothing is off nothing's off limits. That's his jam.
Speaker 1: She might have like a tattoo around the butthole. Welcome
Speaker 1: to the fun fun fun bump. The journey begins here.
Speaker 1: So when he says, but he says it when he
Speaker 1: when they have a chat, she says, I'm feeling things,
Speaker 1: and he said this, I love that you're feeling things.
Speaker 1: That was him adding on too, I love that he
Speaker 1: always goes. I love that, and he added on to
Speaker 1: I love that you're feeling thing. He never has much
Speaker 1: to say. He never had anything to say. No, never,
Speaker 1: he does just like not curious. He's like he asked
Speaker 1: maybe one question and then it's straight makeout. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: He does not know what to do if he can't
Speaker 1: kiss that. I don't think he knows how he feels
Speaker 1: about I think he I think he really thinks he's
Speaker 1: falling in love with all of them. I do think
Speaker 1: that's a genuine thing. I think I think he doesn't
Speaker 1: know what to do, and I think he has all
Speaker 1: these feelings and it it feels almost right for him.
Speaker 1: But like you're sitting there like I don't know, maybe
Speaker 1: it's editing too or whatever. But he used the state
Speaker 1: to use the same sentence with all the parents, and
Speaker 1: all the girls are like, he's dangerous, He's dangerous. I'm
Speaker 1: really falling for her. I just want you to know
Speaker 1: I will take I will protect your daughter. I'm falling
Speaker 1: for her those dads. So then so then when he
Speaker 1: finds out who am I going to meet, You're gonna
Speaker 1: meet Kylie, my identical twin. You could see his boner
Speaker 1: perk cup, like I did you see hot identical twin?
Speaker 1: Just the dirty dog in him with sight that she
Speaker 1: had an identical to rant Um. So then the family
Speaker 1: shows up Kylie, Kendall and Colton. Colton didn't say anything.
Speaker 1: The brother Um. Colton's terrified of the whole family. They do,
Speaker 1: they do the cheers Kendall. Kylie is holding a crazy
Speaker 1: glass that is a giant ruby garnet on the bottom.
Speaker 1: Did you notice that glass? Oh my god, it was
Speaker 1: like this crazy champagne glass that had Everyone else had
Speaker 1: a regular glasses that were like Kylie's special. It was
Speaker 1: like a big ruby bottomed black. The entire episode with
Speaker 1: Kendall was filled inside a Etsy store. Oh yeah, they
Speaker 1: lived inside for sure. I struggled to get past that
Speaker 1: their names were Kendall and Kylie and the Kardashian. Seriously,
Speaker 1: That's when I was like, oh god, what is happening.
Speaker 1: And then the dad goes, well, this is certainly a
Speaker 1: different kind of court chip. And then the mom pulls
Speaker 1: her into the jewelry room with the words behind her,
Speaker 1: let's say soul on it. Okay, somebody went to anthropology
Speaker 1: and went to town and she goes so dish the mom,
Speaker 1: and then Kylie takes him out back and it's so intense,
Speaker 1: like a psychic and she goes, I feel like there's
Speaker 1: a little bit of space between you. Like so part
Speaker 1: of it would be like that was my sister, I'd
Speaker 1: be like, bitch, don't put doubt. Like he's so impressionable
Speaker 1: that the second Katie, what did you think? I see?
Speaker 1: So I found her fascinating, though I do like they're confident,
Speaker 1: that kind of whitewashed show where everyone's just kind of
Speaker 1: like going along. Kendall and Kylie are so like they're
Speaker 1: so refreshing because they just don't care what they say.
Speaker 1: Like she's really like, I send some space, and you're like,
Speaker 1: who says that? That's awesome? She sent some space. That's
Speaker 1: a fucking game show. Again. That is their parents being like, yeah,
Speaker 1: your energy readings are always spotted them too much support,
Speaker 1: too much support, too much support. So then we have
Speaker 1: the sister saying to him, he says, I do worry
Speaker 1: if she could fall for me, and then she says,
Speaker 1: I don't feel that she's going to fall for you.
Speaker 1: It's just so happy. It's like twins sabotage, like she
Speaker 1: doesn't want Kendall to leave. The next and then the
Speaker 1: dad says, um, Kendall falling. My first thought No, that's
Speaker 1: like this fair like Kendall is a loner. She needs
Speaker 1: to be with her animals. Yeah. You know, if you
Speaker 1: were a dead animal, i'd say yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: But you're human and alive, so I'm gonna go with
Speaker 1: I don't see it. Yeah, so that how do you
Speaker 1: feel about forts? So then Kylie pulled Kendle up to
Speaker 1: the Then we're not talking about the Kardashians, guys. Kylie
Speaker 1: bowls Candle up to the beads store. There's like a
Speaker 1: fucking full bead store on the table, and she does
Speaker 1: a full one day after she's poisoned his brain, she goes,
Speaker 1: you gotta let him know how serious you are. Basically,
Speaker 1: after I let him know that you're not into it,
Speaker 1: I've made a distance and sabotage. If you're twin full,
Speaker 1: you've got a twin. Wouldn't you be pissed at your
Speaker 1: twin if you're twin died that to your lady? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I would never say it seems like there's
Speaker 1: some space between you and I don't see her falling
Speaker 1: for you. Yeah, I would just be like I would.
Speaker 1: I would ask some hard questions, like why her above
Speaker 1: anyone else? What does she you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: But I wouldn't analyze that's not that's not my place. Yeah,
Speaker 1: especially not after like an hour of being at a
Speaker 1: dinner table with him. Yeah, like I don't see this happen.
Speaker 1: I might take her aside and be like snooze festile
Speaker 1: for But you know I do. Like the theme of
Speaker 1: all these families were like I'm gonna trust. No one
Speaker 1: wanted to give any permission. The entire episode would just
Speaker 1: go trust my daughter. I trust my daughter, like because
Speaker 1: they're right there right, So then they go right outside
Speaker 1: of the porch and you could hear they were right
Speaker 1: outside the house on the porch, and you can hear
Speaker 1: screaming right inside. I really I replayed it a few times.
Speaker 1: You can hear screaming. I think it was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, like like I think it's a family like exhaling,
Speaker 1: like could you believe like that? Like I was wondering
Speaker 1: who that was and they were screaming, and then I
Speaker 1: think they got like shushed into the back. But because
Speaker 1: they're right outside and he's doing like his like already
Speaker 1: hair kissing the hand. Did you guys see the doll
Speaker 1: the voodoo doll in the window that highly, and then
Speaker 1: she just gave him a little poke and then Already's
Speaker 1: neck went a little sideways. No one saw that, all right,
Speaker 1: Well I want I watched it very closely. Come on, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Did she say something about not finding security and he
Speaker 1: that was later. I think that was because like basically
Speaker 1: his sister poisoned. Like, I don't see I see space
Speaker 1: between you, animals between you. Literally, I literally I see
Speaker 1: dead animals. So then we go to Ween, arkansasas with
Speaker 1: Tia in the raceway, she had told him she was
Speaker 1: in love with him in Fort Lauderdale, which never which
Speaker 1: which never is a good I was from a country club, Like, man,
Speaker 1: I'm not so riddeneck, after all, what time are you from?
Speaker 1: Were you from North Carolina? Very upscale, you know, a
Speaker 1: little Compton, Rhode Island with our tractor polls felt pretty
Speaker 1: fucking Lilli coop just chacked your polls felt kind of cosmopolitan.
Speaker 1: Although they have a full raceway. There is that actually
Speaker 1: in Wiener. This was a family for the agent, So
Speaker 1: he didn't did He did like Tokyo drift around like
Speaker 1: he just drove sideways all around, which was kind of impressive.
Speaker 1: I was like he's like, I can't talk not well,
Speaker 1: must crash cars. So they're trying to make the realtor
Speaker 1: look cool. He's driving sideways and we learned that our
Speaker 1: brother is going to be protective. And then with the
Speaker 1: dad before right before are walks in says I want
Speaker 1: to be pulsh in the shotgun way walks in and
Speaker 1: then incomes Ari. I mean the brother like he wast
Speaker 1: dude with the out of the pr I so, well,
Speaker 1: that's the thing. He hasn't been there, He's got it.
Speaker 1: He's like I went away for a while. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not camping. Yeah, I mean they were intimidating. Not
Speaker 1: to judge, but I felt like I felt like, wow,
Speaker 1: she is amazing. I haven't her dad grew on me
Speaker 1: like so so. So the brother takes him out in
Speaker 1: front of the cook shack sazing was jealous. I like
Speaker 1: the cookshack. And then the dad meets him and intentionally
Speaker 1: as a dick, is like, welcome airy and she was
Speaker 1: like it Ari Dad, like that was so awesome. So
Speaker 1: you weren't briefed on his name, Okay, nobody from the
Speaker 1: South would say it like that, Like that's how someone
Speaker 1: from like New York would say it like my dad
Speaker 1: would say Airy like no. They wanted to dig him, like, okay,
Speaker 1: you're not. Oh hallo ariy so that too big for us? Boy? Yeah,
Speaker 1: So then the brother goes, dude, the terrifying brother was
Speaker 1: sort of sweet, but he pulls him out. He goes,
Speaker 1: rumor is your apply boy? You're the kids you're kissing.
Speaker 1: And by the way, why are they the only ones
Speaker 1: googling him? And I read one blog a year and
Speaker 1: it was you and you're a ploy And he looked terrified,
Speaker 1: like he's like, I mean, yeah, I've had some good times,
Speaker 1: good years in my life. And then the brother was like, well,
Speaker 1: I wasn't planning on like an airy, but I think
Speaker 1: he's a stand up guy. And if TE likes him,
Speaker 1: I like, yeah, he's got he's got a sweet side
Speaker 1: when he's not killing people. Dad tried to trick him.
Speaker 1: He he was like, I suppose up be pretty nice
Speaker 1: of girls. Talk me through, talk me through. Every single time.
Speaker 1: It was bully a tricker. Yeah, I haven't felt what's
Speaker 1: blowing my hips in thirty years. Please tell me every
Speaker 1: five girls and cheese from must be great. All the
Speaker 1: things you can do with five of them. I could
Speaker 1: just spit ball and here I do parents. Little do
Speaker 1: we know, though, Little do we know though, that we'll
Speaker 1: take him over the upcoming Uncle Gary or Lauren's dad.
Speaker 1: Like we didn't know that Kenny was going to be
Speaker 1: like top of the pie, I did you. Kenny was
Speaker 1: sweet by the end, and he was like, well you
Speaker 1: might be playboy. You get my blessing, boff your harder.
Speaker 1: I can find you on Google. I find you on Google.
Speaker 1: Was the great, like my greatest line. I loved it.
Speaker 1: It's such a good solid dad, I don't know technology line.
Speaker 1: Every father said that. And then map quest map Earth
Speaker 1: is that something my advocates. I put a couple of
Speaker 1: balls over to the side and I'm gonna find you.
Speaker 1: Gonna go on map Puss and type in ari ariy
Speaker 1: to come up with tinker Bill are Arizona. So then
Speaker 1: we have so then the mom the mom um, Oh,
Speaker 1: I just wanted to give her a hug, which mom
Speaker 1: she is? Mom? Oh yeah, just just a quick listen,
Speaker 1: I please, I wear the same after every day. But
Speaker 1: if you just just a little bit of a haircut,
Speaker 1: maybe some context, maybe just pull her into the year. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right, that she is beautiful, and I was like, parents, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's such a looker. You know. I kept looking at her,
Speaker 1: and he is like a doctor and Tia, I think
Speaker 1: he's gonna be the next bachelor, right, I think Tia.
Speaker 1: I think Tia. Because America liked Raven, I think they're
Speaker 1: giving us Taven. I think they're giving us. I think
Speaker 1: they sent her home so we can have her be
Speaker 1: not so close to our We have her tears. Well
Speaker 1: we'll get we'll get there, We'll get there. Her parents were,
Speaker 1: her parents are sweet. You can see where she gets
Speaker 1: like her sweetness, you know, but they were, they were,
Speaker 1: they were a little bit of a tough. But she
Speaker 1: kept she's the shining light of that family for she's sure.
Speaker 1: She kept saying, a perfect day is in love? Do
Speaker 1: you not falling in love? There was a real thing
Speaker 1: in her mind, so you didn't want to be falling
Speaker 1: in love. She wanted to be in love. It's like,
Speaker 1: but the conversation with the mother, like you you feared
Speaker 1: what who Tia dated before and what happened because like
Speaker 1: every two seconds, like, well you dated some monsters, you
Speaker 1: did some horrible remember your last you dated? You know,
Speaker 1: You're like like, look at. I mean, it's also like
Speaker 1: way to be like, I'm not a playboy, and then
Speaker 1: literally like grind and dry hump their daughter on the
Speaker 1: front horse thing, you know what I mean. And brother
Speaker 1: who was like ready, who wants to want to hate
Speaker 1: area And now you're like, he's like fully doing the
Speaker 1: grow to like make out right on right on the
Speaker 1: front car. And he really was, I'm not a play
Speaker 1: but I got a magic trick. My hands up your shirt,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you an es girl and a great condo.
Speaker 1: And scutt I got just one more night with this
Speaker 1: gal butter making kill. Yeah he knew. So then we
Speaker 1: go to Minneapolis. Beckackay, Beckakay. I like her? I did?
Speaker 1: They got apple orchard? They do? The apple sling shot
Speaker 1: looked fine, apple sling shot looked so. And then the
Speaker 1: carmel shop. I was camel. I would have started with
Speaker 1: the car. Oh my god, the camel apple good. So
Speaker 1: it looks so good. So then we hear about her
Speaker 1: uncle Gary. He's a pastor. We come up to Prior
Speaker 1: Lake two and they and they Uncle Gary he is
Speaker 1: he is, he's just his fingers are twitching. Um, he
Speaker 1: is ready to go. He's got his cane and his
Speaker 1: barker lounge and he looks like he's maybe a little
Speaker 1: boozy waiting for there. They're like it was real tense
Speaker 1: coming and she's like, my family is so fun. And
Speaker 1: then she brings him in. Uncle Gary pulls him into
Speaker 1: the room and he goes his dad's he made it
Speaker 1: all about himself because dad's Dave. He was a great hunter,
Speaker 1: he carved ducks. Add his funeral, he should be here
Speaker 1: cancer dying. Were her guard dogs are? He was just like,
Speaker 1: I thought that was one of my favorite moments in
Speaker 1: Batch history. He was like, literally, you're talking about your brother,
Speaker 1: her father, and the first his go to description is
Speaker 1: he was a great fisherman. He was a great hunter
Speaker 1: and he carved all these ducks ducks that and that's
Speaker 1: how to get The editors knew it too, that's why
Speaker 1: the editor So then one if it was the card
Speaker 1: and he was like, they're like, I think a couple
Speaker 1: of he's had a couple of drinks, ready to fight
Speaker 1: ari but about and then he goes or somebody said
Speaker 1: it might have been the mom say you're married and
Speaker 1: Beckham wants to go to church, what do you do?
Speaker 1: Like I think they were literally wrote down that. The
Speaker 1: only thing I wrote down was his response. I honestly
Speaker 1: think they were like, are you a Jew? I think
Speaker 1: they were asking are you a Jew? That's what I
Speaker 1: think they were asking, because his name is his name
Speaker 1: is Ari, like the guy on the entw He's like,
Speaker 1: he doesn't look like but like I think they're mine.
Speaker 1: They're like, you know, you're not blond and and from Minnesota.
Speaker 1: I'm like, super fucking offended now that actually I think
Speaker 1: that whole thing. Well, otherwise, what was that? Like? What way?
Speaker 1: Maybe she just told them that he's not religious, like
Speaker 1: I was thinking maybe that I would maybe they're just religious.
Speaker 1: And he they go, oh, does he religious? Because that
Speaker 1: cares because he came up with Tea during the show,
Speaker 1: but not anything about Becca. With that, it was like,
Speaker 1: I'm like, what is this? What is this line of
Speaker 1: why are they asking him? Dude? I think you're right,
Speaker 1: that's what I think, But I think you answer. His
Speaker 1: answer was amazing. He said, spiritually, I'm not as far
Speaker 1: as long. Spiritually, I'm not as far as long as her,
Speaker 1: far along as her, but I'm open to it. I
Speaker 1: was like, how do you answer that? I thought that
Speaker 1: was like a genius, aliens good, he's a good politician.
Speaker 1: Else to Tia though, when Tia was saying something, he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I probably will never get there or something
Speaker 1: like that. Remember when they wret that weird island And
Speaker 1: I also thought that I'm open to it. But all
Speaker 1: my Sundays are booked. And tell him about seventy five
Speaker 1: if you called brunch church all for three football games
Speaker 1: in a row and me not taking Christ as my lord,
Speaker 1: if that's it, I mean, like all the families except
Speaker 1: for Kendall's family, I think I'd be like ship, I'm
Speaker 1: out man, neither they If you're really tight with his family,
Speaker 1: is weird too? Yeah? In that got a brother with
Speaker 1: the matching outfit. Oh my god, you're right. They're all
Speaker 1: bat crazy matching out I forgot ever forget about that hashtag,
Speaker 1: never forget never that should never dressed like us. It's
Speaker 1: her Halloween, or you're doing a funny picture, or it's
Speaker 1: a Christmas card and even then die it was walked
Speaker 1: into red room. But let me tell you this, when
Speaker 1: they when the camera walked, when they we got into Becca,
Speaker 1: who I love, who's such a catch. But and so
Speaker 1: the whole time I was like, you know, Becca is
Speaker 1: such a catch. We walk into that house. I was
Speaker 1: like everybody. He was like it also had like some
Speaker 1: alcoholic faces like they had and I match her at
Speaker 1: the wrong house back the family. Oh my god. I
Speaker 1: feel like my dad would have been on his worst behavior.
Speaker 1: Kind of like you getting any you want. You want
Speaker 1: a rotten old you want some old Santa Claus Russell
Speaker 1: Silver Santa's a month and three. I have an agent
Speaker 1: on top of the friend. That's why normal issues. You
Speaker 1: don't introduce god parents, dear lords. No to a year
Speaker 1: in dude, No, they're already invested, permanent face of disappointment.
Speaker 1: I do, I do, I do. I wanted to talk
Speaker 1: about the gift baskets he kept bringing. Yeah, like Harry
Speaker 1: and David's gifts back, Yes, does that? I love those.
Speaker 1: I love a gift Scottsdale Gift Love gift basket. He's
Speaker 1: a rich kids, full of like chocolate and tears, fancy
Speaker 1: pears take. Somebody pointed out online. Somebody pointed out online
Speaker 1: that when he went to UM, when he went to Minnesota,
Speaker 1: he wore a woman's fur coat. Apples Twitter. A few
Speaker 1: people point out that as well, they're like, I'm quitting
Speaker 1: Twitter if you don't discuss this woman's for it was
Speaker 1: my collar. It was a real lady my collar, the
Speaker 1: fall Robin that like Swedish brand. I believe because I
Speaker 1: used to have that coat and I saw it is
Speaker 1: a lady's coat. That was like the exact same coat
Speaker 1: I owned. Was their sausage in his pockets. It's I
Speaker 1: think it is a lady's coat. I don't. He's and
Speaker 1: he's he's like turning into Gallam. He was once kind
Speaker 1: of like covered in spray tam that didn't match his
Speaker 1: neck like it not. Now they've just given up and
Speaker 1: they're putting him in the ladies like Lord and Taylor.
Speaker 1: He was wearing a lady's kist. Ladies, next episode gonna
Speaker 1: be like long white gloves, long white gloves and a
Speaker 1: pipe and a Tierra. Are you ladies ready for the fantasy?
Speaker 1: Read my grandma's favorite story? Yeah, like you know, closed down.
Speaker 1: That literally was like, I'm so glad she's not alive.
Speaker 1: To Taylor, my mother worked in the human resources department.
Speaker 1: Already last already got the last coat. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So then he says, I love that, I love that
Speaker 1: you're and then I love that so much about something.
Speaker 1: And she says, and I loved her statement of this,
Speaker 1: You've really done well with my weird family. I mean,
Speaker 1: what are you going to do your families? Your family? Yeah,
Speaker 1: the mom at least acknowledged that, which I was like, yeah.
Speaker 1: And then somebody said I think she said, Becca, you
Speaker 1: keep blowing my mind and stealing pieces of my heart.
Speaker 1: I know. I repeated that to Jack. You're just stealing
Speaker 1: pieces of my heart. God damn, and I don't want
Speaker 1: them back. I was like, what does that mean? I
Speaker 1: had to rewind. I'm like, what is it? What did
Speaker 1: she say that? She says, you're stealing pieces and she
Speaker 1: isn't catch Okay, I want to. I want you to
Speaker 1: pay rents on my heart. Keep stealing it. You're like
Speaker 1: a bad Airbnb tenant. I knew you were going to
Speaker 1: take that soap, so I didn't leave the good many
Speaker 1: big coins. Oh my god. So then they go to
Speaker 1: Virginia Beach and oh my god, now we know where
Speaker 1: Lauren gets her sparkling personality. Okay, so again they ride
Speaker 1: on horses on the beach and she goes crazy. So
Speaker 1: they go up a lighthouse and he rubs her ass
Speaker 1: he's so for her. Yeah, and then so then they
Speaker 1: are eating crab legs and this dip shit goes break
Speaker 1: a leg tonight. I hope nobody gets crabby about it.
Speaker 1: It's her first joke, she's in her last joke she's
Speaker 1: ever attempted, and now I say she should just keep
Speaker 1: out of the joke world. I wanted to I wanted
Speaker 1: to kill myself. I listen, I'm not a violent person,
Speaker 1: but I wanted to braid her hair until she lost
Speaker 1: consciousness and then throw her into Virginia being I think
Speaker 1: you want into the wall. I think he wants her.
Speaker 1: It's Emily, and it is It is a baseball wife.
Speaker 1: He wants to looks exactly like. He has a total
Speaker 1: type and tiny blonde. You have no personality. I've never,
Speaker 1: I've never, I've never, honest to god, she makes Aria
Speaker 1: look like a like a and she's like a catch.
Speaker 1: But he doesn't even contain his He's like, I am
Speaker 1: so mad, so madly, we're the same person, like, well,
Speaker 1: I can't disagree with that. There's hours of awkward silence
Speaker 1: and he's like and then he just constantly wants away
Speaker 1: from her. I don't even find her like like she's
Speaker 1: so pretty, but like it's so funny that everyone she's
Speaker 1: like the attainable, smoking hot but she's cold enough that
Speaker 1: she's a challenge. You know. It's like I knew he
Speaker 1: was so long ago, but I do still think there's
Speaker 1: like a like I think he wants her to be
Speaker 1: emily so bad that he's he's really like I need more,
Speaker 1: I need more. Like we say this every week, Like
Speaker 1: I really feel like he's like, just give me, just
Speaker 1: give me like two crumbs and that's enough. And it's
Speaker 1: like that's truly good. Point. He's obsessed. After seeing her family,
Speaker 1: I felt like they had like I don't speak unless
Speaker 1: spoken to a rule for the women. Okay, wait, we're
Speaker 1: gonna get there because I like that. So so they
Speaker 1: walk up to this beautiful house. The mom goes and
Speaker 1: this is a statement that sends you to my spun.
Speaker 1: I wonder if Arie knows Arie. I wonder if Arie
Speaker 1: knows how conservative a family he's getting ready to face.
Speaker 1: I don't ever want to hear that. I don't want
Speaker 1: something to be proud of that and acknowledging that and
Speaker 1: talking about that, and then she we don't like rights
Speaker 1: in this family. Yeah, you know she wears, and the
Speaker 1: girl so so she shows up in jeans in her
Speaker 1: plaid shirt like didn't put on a nice outfit, like
Speaker 1: I'm just wearing like Jame's in the shirt. They sit
Speaker 1: really far away in silence. The ant goes, you speak
Speaker 1: Dutch speak it speak Cary, take Cary. He couldn't even
Speaker 1: like family. It was like they had had my gun point,
Speaker 1: they had each other. You are beautiful. Yeah, I didn't
Speaker 1: even know Dutch was the thing, but let's say something
Speaker 1: in it. And then and they're like, they're like okay,
Speaker 1: and which means which means where are the exits? And
Speaker 1: then you said this family is full weekend at Bernie's.
Speaker 1: It was totally like and then she totally funnily made sense.
Speaker 1: So then they're all just sitting around staring at each other.
Speaker 1: And then she goes, this is your first military family.
Speaker 1: Do you play golf? Nope? And then already goes, excuse
Speaker 1: me for a second. Flops to flops date like broadcast
Speaker 1: news flop sweat, like the amount of sweat, just like
Speaker 1: why do you think it is? And he wasn't nervous
Speaker 1: and it's really hot because he was like so hot
Speaker 1: because I think and nobody was talking because he has
Speaker 1: no personality. So if he's with somebody that doesn't talk,
Speaker 1: he has nothing to And if he can't kiss them,
Speaker 1: he doesn't know how to talk. So they're just staring
Speaker 1: at him. He's staring at them. Can't kiss kiss her? Dad?
Speaker 1: Do you think anybody was there by force? Do you
Speaker 1: think it was like a kidnapping situation? And of cousin
Speaker 1: didn't say anything. This was my favorite line. The mom goes,
Speaker 1: so tell me what do you see in Auren that
Speaker 1: makes you drawn to her? And then somebody goes, when
Speaker 1: are you going to be ready to settle down? Are um?
Speaker 1: Are you there? And then are He's like excuse me?
Speaker 1: Oh god? And then are goes outside of the dad
Speaker 1: and it's like, do you feel comfortable give me my blessing? Uh?
Speaker 1: And then he goes he needs to be willing to
Speaker 1: protect my daughter with his life? Will do if you
Speaker 1: hurt my daughter? I'll kill him? So then he goes
Speaker 1: outside and he's like, I flew once, I flew a
Speaker 1: super like you flew a super horror in it? It
Speaker 1: and then let's he found out he's like, you did
Speaker 1: that you in Iraq? Al right, my daughter? It was
Speaker 1: like a twist at first, because he seemed mad at like,
Speaker 1: who let you fly that? I think he's made? Seems
Speaker 1: so angry. And then he goes, huh, well, that's really cool.
Speaker 1: I appreciate you doing that, son. So he went over
Speaker 1: there and kind of drove around the troops. Okay, great,
Speaker 1: take your dick and stick in a little anything about you.
Speaker 1: But that's cool. You know what he really are, he's
Speaker 1: in for life. Yeah, now he's good. Yeah, you're killing
Speaker 1: me on your spare time. You took a car and
Speaker 1: drove it through a rack and yelled out the window. USA,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, take my daughter whatever you want to
Speaker 1: her anything. My wife hasn't felt anything ever, and right
Speaker 1: now I'm having a feeling. I carved my wife. I
Speaker 1: got a three D printer, and I made my wife.
Speaker 1: I had access in the military. They hold it in
Speaker 1: a cave where they do the mind Vendors program. Crack
Speaker 1: and go sending my bike to spy on Putin to
Speaker 1: find out what's happening about my body still in Virginia.
Speaker 1: But I'm in the room with the soul spying on pit.
Speaker 1: I got my hands on a three D print. I
Speaker 1: made my wife and my daughter's a robot. Are you
Speaker 1: familiar with a Ladies aren't supposed to speak when robots either,
Speaker 1: unless so I agree women aren't spoken less to you.
Speaker 1: First it was I didn't pick out a big is
Speaker 1: that a thing? That's that's just that very serious conservative
Speaker 1: vibe like the dad's she's a sign that said help.
Speaker 1: Did anybody see the sign? Side note? So they couldn't
Speaker 1: even watch that episode it said help? Side note about Lauren,
Speaker 1: She was engaged and supposed to be married last June,
Speaker 1: so maybe she's the one that has the gashow up.
Speaker 1: They teased that for the next time. Becca was also engaged,
Speaker 1: but there was a southern southern Actually, yeah, it could
Speaker 1: because because Lauren apparently, I mean, I'm figuring they're filming
Speaker 1: this in like October and November. He so she was
Speaker 1: supposed to be married last June, and then what was
Speaker 1: it she just called the wedding hall or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess so a hockey player. He was a hockey player.
Speaker 1: Then did you notice when she had a conversation with
Speaker 1: her mom, I was like, Oh, they're about to like
Speaker 1: have a real moment. And then the mom was like, well,
Speaker 1: I love you, and and Lauren was just like. She goes,
Speaker 1: I'm falling, and then she goes, I'm falling in love
Speaker 1: with him, and the mom goes really, and then she says,
Speaker 1: oh no. He he says that to the mom, I'm
Speaker 1: falling in love with her. She goes, really, what about
Speaker 1: the other people? How are you handling that? That's a
Speaker 1: good question. She goes, are you saying the same thing?
Speaker 1: Are you compemp car pump compartmentalizing each of them. He's like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm doing that, and they were like. She was like,
Speaker 1: I don't like that. She didn't like him, and he's like,
Speaker 1: I'm falling. I love Lauren. And then she says, he's
Speaker 1: so much like me. I could be in a room
Speaker 1: of fifteen people. I know what he's thinking. He's thinking nothing.
Speaker 1: You're thinking nothing because you haven't had an original fault yet,
Speaker 1: and he's not thinking of yeah. And then the sister
Speaker 1: just stands her in the dress, not allowed to say anything,
Speaker 1: and the sister just when she would be great, we
Speaker 1: cut over and she was like, god America. And then
Speaker 1: so basically they make out and um Becka Ky comes up.
Speaker 1: She's like, you know what it's done, guys, I'm not
Speaker 1: just falling in love with him. I love him. Today's today,
Speaker 1: I love him. She shows up, She tells Chris Harrison,
Speaker 1: we're at the Rose ceremony. I love him. And then
Speaker 1: he's like, god, I feel for all of them and
Speaker 1: they're all there. Uh Teas and her crazy dress? Uh
Speaker 1: are walked out are he walks out. He pulled Kendall.
Speaker 1: He's like, can I talk to you Kendall, and he goes,
Speaker 1: are you ready to get engaged? I thought she was
Speaker 1: going home? Me too? I can we just can we
Speaker 1: just discuss this moment? This is I was. I was
Speaker 1: sort of on board with Arid this whole episode. I
Speaker 1: really was. He's trying, It's it's a lot. I was
Speaker 1: like pleased with him, but that conversation with Kendall was
Speaker 1: so fucking crazy to me because I thought it was
Speaker 1: so rude, Like it was so weird. And he also
Speaker 1: he also was talking to her like he's got a
Speaker 1: spot to fill. It wasn't about her. It was literally
Speaker 1: like I've got I've got this third spot because it's
Speaker 1: clearly back at Lauren and like I've got to swap
Speaker 1: one out. And I was like it was and he
Speaker 1: was started ship starring again when she did last week
Speaker 1: with Becca, and she did that. I mean, we're the
Speaker 1: obvious three sets. Animals is obviously just us three. Why
Speaker 1: would you pick the animal? It was so unfair to Kendle,
Speaker 1: like she I literally it was like he was like,
Speaker 1: can you be ready to marry me in seventy two hours?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? It was so outrageous, and
Speaker 1: I thought it was super rude. I just didn't like it.
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm just like a normal person. I'd have
Speaker 1: to ask my family of rats. Yeah, they're not with me.
Speaker 1: So then in this surprise move, he sends Tia home
Speaker 1: and she had her bachelorette audition. She cried in the back, saying,
Speaker 1: sobbed forever. I was like, am I getting embarrassing? I
Speaker 1: was like, a girl, you have to stop. He's not
Speaker 1: that great. And she says, what did I do wrong?
Speaker 1: Tell me something? Just He's like, something's missing. And then
Speaker 1: she was like, I don't want this is her. I
Speaker 1: just I she's so the bout to it. I don't
Speaker 1: want to feel like I'm gonna play this. I don't
Speaker 1: want to feel like I'm not good enough. I felt
Speaker 1: like that so many times before weeping. It makes me
Speaker 1: not want to do it again, be vulnerable. I'm tired
Speaker 1: of not good enough for people. And then she says
Speaker 1: to someone, oh then they do the rat thing. Kiss
Speaker 1: me like you mean it woman. But then Crystal driving
Speaker 1: the car with a rat was amazing. By Michael driving
Speaker 1: the car that bumper was it was amazing. I'm loving
Speaker 1: this season. Have a Crystal's voice video. Did you see
Speaker 1: them on Twitter? Not yet. I haven't watched it yet.
Speaker 1: Her voices, her voice is regular, like a regular human voice.
Speaker 1: He's crazy, yes. One of her fans sentence a video
Speaker 1: of Crystal talking to uh Craig Craig Jersey Lady did Virgin?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and it was. And it was the Virgin
Speaker 1: interviewing Crystal and Crystals like, you know, I had a
Speaker 1: lot of different experiences, and I'm sorry because last week
Speaker 1: it was I had Alive and she was like, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, it will be interesting to see
Speaker 1: the women. Oh yeah, for sure. It'll be interesting to
Speaker 1: see what voice she uses on women, tell all, oh
Speaker 1: my god, is it good? Yeah, it's gonna be this one.
Speaker 1: It's going to be that one. I bet her headspins
Speaker 1: all the way around. I just want to say that
Speaker 1: our fans have been on fire, and we have so
Speaker 1: many tweets. I'm just gonna pick five. We have a
Speaker 1: new person who's just found the podcast and who just
Speaker 1: came in hard. This is the Vitamin G quote. Is
Speaker 1: that a fat guy on my lawn? Ari after not
Speaker 1: giving Tia the road? TIA's dad going, I will hunt
Speaker 1: you down on Matt on Google. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah yeah yeah Okay. I that made me laugh
Speaker 1: so fucking hard. Um okay, um, all right, here's another
Speaker 1: one from Vitamin G. I haven't always been there for Tia,
Speaker 1: meaning I spent some time in County Lockup for beating
Speaker 1: up the guy who pierced my ears. Okay, so then
Speaker 1: we have, um, okay, we have we have a few
Speaker 1: tag teams. This is all right. Well here's a tag
Speaker 1: team on Aspiring. Kelly says, Ari and Laurence babies will
Speaker 1: be born wearing crop pants and boat shoes, and then
Speaker 1: j MG says, and they will make no eye contact. Yes,
Speaker 1: Melissa Cracker at Real Missy fits quote. I love that.
Speaker 1: It's a perfect response for so many situations. When your
Speaker 1: future in love is give you their blessing, When Samman
Speaker 1: tells you they're falling in love with you, or when
Speaker 1: you've just taxed Army rats into a Paris wedding diorama
Speaker 1: that I love that. Um, all right, I'll give you
Speaker 1: one more thing. Um, this is about Ari talking to
Speaker 1: all of the parents. Tell me the words to use
Speaker 1: to make them like me because I can't kiss them
Speaker 1: to make them stop talking, all right, like that? Alright, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: so we're gonna go for tell them the word. This
Speaker 1: is from Lacey Joe. Tell me the words to make
Speaker 1: them like me because I can't kiss something to make
Speaker 1: them to make them stop talking, or I love that.
Speaker 1: It's a perfect response for so many situations, when your
Speaker 1: future in laws give you their blessing, when someone tells
Speaker 1: you they're falling in love with you, or when you
Speaker 1: just Taxi Derby rats into a Paris wedding diorama. Kissing
Speaker 1: or I love that. Um, I'm gonna say the first
Speaker 1: one you read, the kissing kissing love that. I love that,
Speaker 1: Katie kissing. Oh it's a time, all right. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go with tiebreaker. I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: with kissing Lazy Joe to make them like me because
Speaker 1: I can't kiss them to make them stop talking. All right,
Speaker 1: here we go. You have a you UM we have
Speaker 1: like us on Facebook and and iTunes. Here some we've
Speaker 1: got some nice reviews. Recently, Five Stars says, uh, please
Speaker 1: start every episode with Arden's rendition of the Winter Games anthem.
Speaker 1: That was an exciting episode, favorite political podcast of all time.
Speaker 1: I cackle loudly like a hyena dipton boiling hot lava
Speaker 1: while listening at my desk at work, the impression of
Speaker 1: Dean's dad and Arten's amazing accents to make my life
Speaker 1: keep doing the Lord's work. You're all national treasures. And
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Speaker 1: Robin even together respond by me never stopped doing the
Speaker 1: Lord's work, Thank you. Ralph has been unavailable season. He's
Speaker 1: filming something. I know, Ralph. Have you done one with
Speaker 1: Ralph Garman? He's so fucking funny. Oh god, he's a
Speaker 1: delight Um, and then I'll just read some one email.
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Speaker 1: Can't hire Arden and crew. Can't get enough of your
Speaker 1: Bachelor recaps of all things Bachelor. Um, okay, so yes
Speaker 1: he are. He's a super fan. And they send a
Speaker 1: portrait of their their dog that I painted last summer
Speaker 1: is now settling in. His hair is growing in. Gus. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Gus is failing in. He says. Uh, last summer, you
Speaker 1: painted a lovely perch on my new little rescue Gus.
Speaker 1: We only had him for about a month. Just wanted
Speaker 1: to give you an update. He's settled into our family,
Speaker 1: his hair grew and he's just a sweet little pup.
Speaker 1: We'll be doing that again this summer and the fourth
Speaker 1: when the animals get scared over fourth of July. So
Speaker 1: thank you so much, and guys predictions, Arden, I don't
Speaker 1: know if you can do next week with us because
Speaker 1: I don't know, you know it, she's not gonna tip it.
Speaker 1: I actually don't even know. I don't even know what
Speaker 1: it's almost like if you watched the Super well, but
Speaker 1: you know who one. It's actually not even real for sure.
Speaker 1: We'll discuss after. We'll discuss after. But what do you
Speaker 1: what are your guts? I think he just wants to
Speaker 1: He just wants to be on magazines with her for
Speaker 1: the next year and then like whatever. Maybe they're like
Speaker 1: the perfect couple just to stare at each other for eternity.
Speaker 1: I know. I yeah, Okay, alright, Fortune, thank you so
Speaker 1: much for doing it. Guys, we will be back tomorrow.
Speaker 1: We are doing it. It'll be me and Rob and
Speaker 1: Alexis and Jasmine are going to be discussing Thursday night
Speaker 1: and Tuesday nights episode of Batchelor Winter Games. Holy Moses,
Speaker 1: this franchise is going to make me homeless. By here
Speaker 1: he goes so many apples and then you add a
Speaker 1: Sunday night show. It's like it's literally taking like forty
Speaker 1: eight hours of The Bachelor. It's next Sunday on Monday.
Speaker 1: It's killing me. I love it, but it's killing me.
Speaker 1: Here we go, guys, over and out by It always
Speaker 1: takes a second. It always takes a second. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: don't worried. I don't worried. I'm just gonna want to
Speaker 1: push girl where you reach your word, you read, naves
Speaker 1: your word.