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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame mornings. That's good afternoon. This

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Speaker 1: is Wynette. How can I help you? Hi, Lenette, my

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Speaker 1: name is Pete Eakins. We've never met before. I'm actually

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Speaker 1: in the corporate office in human resources. How are you? Oh? Hi, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I could. How are you? I'm not too bad? Thank

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Speaker 1: you for asking. Listen, do you have a moment I

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Speaker 1: need to speak with you about something? Of course, absolutely,

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Speaker 1: you're not firing me or anything, as long as that's

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Speaker 1: not happening. Like I said, I need to talk to

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Speaker 1: you for just a minute, okay, because I need to

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Speaker 1: get some information from you about a situation that happened recently. Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, so great, Thank you for being agreeable with that.

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Speaker 1: I need to talk to you about the lunch situation

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Speaker 1: that's going on with you. You know what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: I'm not one hundred percent sure. I think you have

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Speaker 1: to clarify for me. I'm talking about the fact that, well,

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Speaker 1: there's been somebody who's been stealing people's lunches in your building.

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Speaker 1: And do you know anything about this? Yeah? I already

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Speaker 1: know that you do, because I'm asking the question even

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Speaker 1: though I already knew that you do. So really don't

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Speaker 1: need an answer that question. I know that you know

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Speaker 1: about this. Wait, I'm sorry, I need some clarification here.

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Speaker 1: Are you insinuating that I had something to do with that,

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Speaker 1: because I've had my lunch too on a few times. Actually,

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Speaker 1: I'm really upset about it. So yeah, I know you

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Speaker 1: are very upset about your lunch being stolen, so much

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Speaker 1: so that you decided to commit murder. Okay, what are

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Speaker 1: you talking about? Well, not murder, but almost murder. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you've completely lost me now, I don't understand what you're

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Speaker 1: talking about. It. You know, we here at corporation we

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Speaker 1: take our employee safety very seriously. We like our employees

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Speaker 1: to be able to come into work and feel like

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Speaker 1: they're not going to be poisoned by a coworker. Absolutely. Well,

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Speaker 1: what are you talking about saying you had your lunch

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Speaker 1: stolen and you plotted your revenge and now Ted from

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Speaker 1: Sales is in the hospital. Well, he Ted from Sales

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Speaker 1: is in the hospital. What are you talking about? What's

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Speaker 1: wrong with him? What happened to him? Okay, come on,

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Speaker 1: I wasn't born yesterday, all right, I've been in HR

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Speaker 1: for a long time. This isn't the first attempted murder.

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Speaker 1: I've seen what attention murder? Okay, what are you talking about.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about the fact that you planted peanuts in

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Speaker 1: your lunch, and you knew that Ted was allergic to peanuts,

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Speaker 1: So you put peanuts in your lunch knowing that he

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Speaker 1: was the one taking lunches, and then when he stole yours,

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Speaker 1: he would eat it and then would go into shock

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Speaker 1: and die from his peanut allergy. You knew that. So

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Speaker 1: you're trying to insinuate that I tried to kill my

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Speaker 1: own coworker for stealing a lunch, that I tried to

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Speaker 1: kill him. Oh okay, you know what. You're obviously out

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Speaker 1: of control and a risk. So I'm going to call

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Speaker 1: the police right now and have you removed from the

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Speaker 1: building and also arrested for attempted murder because I can't

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Speaker 1: do this anymore. You're obviously out of control and scared.

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Speaker 1: You stay and you talk to me. This is ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: Now you're making right down. You come right down to

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Speaker 1: my office right now. You have a face to face

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Speaker 1: conversation with me. I want to meet this person. I

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Speaker 1: can't do that, and I'm scared. Now I'm scared now,

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Speaker 1: I mean I'm gonna show up. If I show up

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Speaker 1: to your office, I know I'm gonna stabbed with a

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Speaker 1: letter opener. I'm not going to do that. I've been

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Speaker 1: I've been in this job a long time. I've been

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Speaker 1: stabbed with a letter opener five times. What is going on? Oh,

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Speaker 1: it's a prank phone call, that's what it is. It's

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call from hr No. This is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewil from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on

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Speaker 1: you and your co worker Ted set you up. We

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Speaker 1: are you? Are you serious? Yes? He said that somebody's

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Speaker 1: been stealing your lunch. You want to meet to mess

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Speaker 1: with you. Oh my god, I'm gonna kill him for real.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill him. Wake up every morning with jubil

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Speaker 1: Stone pranks.