Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home? Either way,
Speaker 1: we want to be there. Doesn't matter how much baggage
Speaker 1: you claim and give us time and a termino and gay.
Speaker 1: We want to send you off in style.
Speaker 2: We wanna welcome you back home.
Speaker 3: Tell us all about it.
Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine? Malborn? Do you need
Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need
Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need to ride.
Speaker 2: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?
Speaker 2: This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Coilgarath.
Speaker 4: We are driving. It is warm, it is dry, I
Speaker 4: am in a T shirt. It might be winter where
Speaker 4: you are.
Speaker 3: Sorry, did you just come from a place where it
Speaker 3: actually felt like winter?
Speaker 4: No, but I'm preparing myself for this tour I'm going on.
Speaker 4: You're about to go to place very cold places, the
Speaker 4: coldest being Winnipeg. Oh, maybe the warmest being Boise, Idaho, Denver,
Speaker 4: depending on how Denver.
Speaker 2: You know what they say about Denver. You don't like
Speaker 2: the weather in.
Speaker 1: Denver, then you probably don't like snow that much.
Speaker 4: You probably just are a person that isn't happy for
Speaker 4: light with life and weather isn't your problem.
Speaker 1: It's a very large bumper stick It's.
Speaker 4: A long bumper sticker, and it ends with something about therapy.
Speaker 4: Just wait for minutes. That's what it is. There, it is,
Speaker 4: which is true. One time I went there with friends.
Speaker 4: We were skateboarding downtown and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 4: it snowed six inches, really more than a couple inches,
Speaker 4: like six inches.
Speaker 2: Then it melted and it was sunny again.
Speaker 1: And then you went. You did water skiing, then.
Speaker 2: We did water sports. We went to the mountains, we
Speaker 2: did mountain.
Speaker 1: Sports, mountains board, then.
Speaker 2: We hit the beach. We did all three in one day.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, every terrain.
Speaker 2: It was a triathlon.
Speaker 1: Congratulations, thank you.
Speaker 2: I won. I've won a metal. I drew it with
Speaker 2: crayon and it's mine.
Speaker 1: Oh, everybody's driving too close to this police.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, just because it's his job to almost
Speaker 4: get hit by a car doesn't mean he.
Speaker 2: Should get hit.
Speaker 1: He shouldn't, especially not by a bike.
Speaker 2: Well, those two were just kind of being a little nonchalant.
Speaker 2: They should keep their eyes open.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they really should. And this guy needs to stop
Speaker 1: commuting on a bike.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. This is Los Angeles. It is not somewhere
Speaker 3: where bikes are helpful.
Speaker 4: There was a he wasn't the mayor, but we did
Speaker 4: have a mayor that would ride bikes, that would ride
Speaker 4: his bike to work every day in a no and
Speaker 4: not sorry in Missoula, Montana. And then there's some other
Speaker 4: government official that every single day.
Speaker 2: He was on his bike with a bright yellow helmet.
Speaker 4: It's one of the most vivid memories I have of
Speaker 4: childhood as seeing this elected person on a bike, and
Speaker 4: I always thought that was kind of cool.
Speaker 2: That's why we had sprocket man.
Speaker 3: Oh were you guys being like get out into nature
Speaker 3: and do move around type of stuff.
Speaker 4: It is a town where bikes are a big that's
Speaker 4: everyone rides bikes like it's great in this city. I
Speaker 4: want to ride a bike and I have a bike
Speaker 4: for riding. But it's just not a bike friendly town.
Speaker 1: It's not a friendly town at all.
Speaker 3: And then when it comes to bikes, things get really intent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a downright bike unfriendly town.
Speaker 3: Now, there are some streets that do have bike lanes,
Speaker 3: but most of do not. So you will like if
Speaker 3: you have in a bike, lean on Sunset and you
Speaker 3: take her right on Vine or that's not a good example.
Speaker 3: A smaller street's just fucked because then now you're in traffic.
Speaker 5: Yep.
Speaker 1: And I think that I can't remember who it was.
Speaker 1: Someone I knew.
Speaker 3: And this was like in the late nineties early two thousands,
Speaker 3: like started riding her bike everywhere, and every time I
Speaker 3: saw her, she's.
Speaker 1: Like, I fill up my bike and she'd have like.
Speaker 3: Cut hands and cut knees, and there was someone would
Speaker 3: hit her like crazy shit where I was just like, yeah,
Speaker 3: this doesn't seem like a good plan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, to like ride your bike to the west side.
Speaker 2: It sounds like she had a lot of negative energy.
Speaker 1: I think she was real negative.
Speaker 4: I want to When I lived by the beach, there
Speaker 4: was bike lanes. I could ride my bike around.
Speaker 2: But I'm not where I'm at now, not near downtown.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, sir, no, thank you.
Speaker 4: It's too I'm you know, I'm cautious even getting out
Speaker 4: of a car after parallel parking. I just think every
Speaker 4: car is asleep and going to come towards me.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: I think that's the way to do it. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: there's so many people on pills in this town.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so many people.
Speaker 4: I mean half the time they'll run India because they're
Speaker 4: mid pill popping.
Speaker 1: They're choking on a huge valium most of the time.
Speaker 2: This whole city is it?
Speaker 1: Are you too warm?
Speaker 2: I feel great?
Speaker 4: Okay, great, I'm wearing a north face shell.
Speaker 1: If you must know, I must Who are you wearing?
Speaker 4: But I can unzip it and there's little vents. I
Speaker 4: can unzip it.
Speaker 2: I can unzip it. I can take the sleeves off.
Speaker 4: I can tie the sleeves around my head like a
Speaker 4: headmand Yeah.
Speaker 2: I can do a whole character with this jacket.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. The valley guy with the vesti.
Speaker 2: Oh, no way, that's what he'd say a lot.
Speaker 3: No way, my course, freezing, I have to run this
Speaker 3: yellow I'm sorry, my extremities have diacclimated.
Speaker 2: No way, no way. Oh my digits are rosty?
Speaker 1: Okay did I Stephen? Am I on the wrong street
Speaker 1: for this place? For the drive through?
Speaker 2: I think if you make a left? Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what that's telling me to do to pick up
Speaker 2: our next next guest. So it's on the way. Perfect,
Speaker 2: it's perfect.
Speaker 3: We have planned this, and then this fucking Nissan Juke
Speaker 3: won't get the fuck out of the way.
Speaker 2: And that's the name of the car.
Speaker 1: It was not you know, oh no, that was not
Speaker 1: a slur. It's all vehicular juice.
Speaker 2: Slander is a juke, Now correct me if I'm wrong.
Speaker 4: Juking is when like you're in a holloway and someone's
Speaker 4: trying to get past you and you do a little
Speaker 4: side shuffle.
Speaker 2: Shimmy, there it is, and you have your hands out.
Speaker 1: I don't is that true. I've never heard that.
Speaker 2: Word I juke come out?
Speaker 1: Am I wrong? Am I hallucinating? I am so sorry.
Speaker 1: I can't confirm or deny because I'm sure. Okay, thank you, Stephen.
Speaker 2: God.
Speaker 6: It feels like we're going to McDonald's for McDonald's coffe.
Speaker 3: I'm pretending that I think McDonald McDonald's a Starbucks because
Speaker 3: I just want to get fries.
Speaker 2: Man. Yeah, oh yeah, Yeah's see, you're tricking yourself. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's probably the same corporate ownership.
Speaker 1: I thought this was green.
Speaker 2: Man. Don't get me started.
Speaker 3: Man, there's all one eye in the sky and they're
Speaker 3: all watching you at night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, from a eyeball mounted on the top of a pyramid. Man,
Speaker 2: all the presidents used to bathe together.
Speaker 1: I've never heard of this.
Speaker 2: I'm totally there's tunnels. Don't let me bring up Denver again.
Speaker 4: Man, there's a tunnel going from the capitol straight to
Speaker 4: a bath house.
Speaker 2: And that's where they do all their business dealings.
Speaker 3: Man, naptop, just scrubbing each other's back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, super anti woman and fuck it wead man. Here
Speaker 2: we go again with maybe in the hot one.
Speaker 4: On my side, it's like a It's like a Dan
Speaker 4: Drift shampoo to commercial. Yes, my side is tangling and foggy,
Speaker 4: and yours is clear and crisp and flake free.
Speaker 3: And even I don't know what's going on. I'm trying
Speaker 3: to do like three things at once. Would just have
Speaker 3: a conversation with you, figure out why the entire car
Speaker 3: is steaming up, and not overuse the AC for sound issues.
Speaker 2: And it's a job in itself just to decide for
Speaker 2: what I'm saying the time.
Speaker 3: I really like all the presidents take bad together. I
Speaker 3: want to watch the docu series about that.
Speaker 4: Yeah there, it's just if you get someone talking about Illuminati,
Speaker 4: it all melts into one thing.
Speaker 2: And maybe I added the bath house.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: I think the bath house element is fresh.
Speaker 3: I think we haven't seen bath house and comedy or
Speaker 3: anything the seventies that kind of you know, went out
Speaker 3: of favors, really became taboo. Yeah, the age of aids,
Speaker 3: and now it's back.
Speaker 2: Well, it's a meeting play, that's it's it's the patriarchy.
Speaker 1: A bath time that's where they get together in a bathtub.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a giant bathtub like the neighbor Kid, the mean
Speaker 3: Kid from Peewee's Big Adventure.
Speaker 2: Oh God, I.
Speaker 1: Love that laptub so much.
Speaker 4: It was I mean, when I was a kid, I
Speaker 4: was like, this is just a swimming pool. But if
Speaker 4: you watch that show again, it is indeed a bathtub
Speaker 4: in a giant in a giant bathroom.
Speaker 1: It's a like it.
Speaker 3: Looks like a waiting pool out that would be outside
Speaker 3: a bank, but he's swimming in it.
Speaker 4: I was such a fan of Pee Wee's Big Adventure,
Speaker 4: written by Paul Rubins and Phil Hartman.
Speaker 1: Is that true?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Phil Hartmon helped him right there. Well some little
Speaker 2: groundling boys, because.
Speaker 3: Phil Harmon used to do Did you ever see the
Speaker 3: Peewee's live stage show The Old One No Like from
Speaker 3: the eighties.
Speaker 1: Phil Harmon played Cat and Carl.
Speaker 3: He played see Captain that would stop by, But capt'n
Speaker 3: Carle didn't make it into the Big Adventure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and this is of course way before Saturday Night Live,
Speaker 2: or it seems way before. It was probably seven years
Speaker 2: but that movie, and it's Tim Burton. A lot of
Speaker 2: people don't know it's one of Tim Burton's early movies.
Speaker 1: Is that true?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't think I knew it.
Speaker 4: It is so great. Jan Hooks is so great in it.
Speaker 4: I love Pee Wee's Big Adventures so much. I thought
Speaker 4: it was so funny.
Speaker 2: And when I was a kid, I had Pee Weee
Speaker 2: Herman shirts and people would get you did great, thank you.
Speaker 1: It was scary.
Speaker 4: You know, you're being assertive and if someone were there
Speaker 4: that that means that they were aggressively trying to turn
Speaker 4: on the outside.
Speaker 1: Which you know they'll do, Yeah they will.
Speaker 2: This sounds aggressive. Thank god, we're not a bike again.
Speaker 1: Let's just underline that. Wait, what was the point you
Speaker 1: were just making that?
Speaker 4: Oh, just if you haven't seen he was a Big Adventure,
Speaker 4: watch it again because it holds up and it's so funny.
Speaker 2: And I was just a fan.
Speaker 4: I wore T shirts and I remember almost getting beat
Speaker 4: up at the Western Montana Fair because I had this
Speaker 4: like kind of like.
Speaker 2: Screen. What was the Andy Warhol painting.
Speaker 4: It was like he did it with a bunch of people,
Speaker 4: but the famous one was Marilyn Monroe. But I had
Speaker 4: that of Peewee's head when I was a kid, and
Speaker 4: it was just so cool, and bullies would want to
Speaker 4: fight me.
Speaker 2: They were threatened somehow by Peewee.
Speaker 3: Did it look like Peewee had makeup on because it
Speaker 3: was like blue totally?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So I was wearing a quote unquote gay shirt.
Speaker 4: And back then that's why you get beat up at
Speaker 4: the fair.
Speaker 3: That was like you were putting in your your submitting
Speaker 3: your form to request to be beaten up.
Speaker 2: Yes, I was had an affair. I sent it in
Speaker 2: ahead of time and I was first in line.
Speaker 3: I attached my check. I actually didn't staple it. I
Speaker 3: put a paper clip on it. So when screw up
Speaker 3: your machine, I'm sorry process my request.
Speaker 2: I didn't indoors said.
Speaker 1: Check now I was.
Speaker 3: I believe I was either eleven or twelve when that
Speaker 3: movie came out. So that movie hit our lives. It
Speaker 3: took over our lives. I know almost every word. It
Speaker 3: was the movie that everyone in the family wanted to watch.
Speaker 1: My dad thought, what was the part that he talked
Speaker 1: he talked about me make me.
Speaker 3: When he was at the bar with the bikers and
Speaker 3: then he knocked He did the dance and then knocked
Speaker 3: the motorcycles over. It was like my father's favorite thing. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: just every part about it. When he finally gets the
Speaker 3: part in the movie paging mister Herman like it's just
Speaker 3: wonderful fellow.
Speaker 2: The front desk so good. Yeah, it really holds up,
Speaker 2: and it's got scary moments like weird. It was Tim Burton,
Speaker 2: it was scary, it was creepy.
Speaker 1: Large march is such as Tim Burton, Joint.
Speaker 4: And Oingo boy Go music, Danny Elfman music, It's got
Speaker 4: everything you want.
Speaker 3: Eg Daily, Valley Girl line a legend everything.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Yati Dottie.
Speaker 3: Is eg Daily, who was like the prima la actress
Speaker 3: from eighties.
Speaker 1: Seventies, eighties.
Speaker 4: I didn't know that, and when I was a kid,
Speaker 4: I'm like that lady's punk rock because she kind of
Speaker 4: talked like Valley.
Speaker 2: She was like come on, she was come on.
Speaker 3: She was a lead singer of a really cool band
Speaker 3: and her like eg Daily, her music was in a
Speaker 3: bunch of eighties movies like There's You Like if you
Speaker 3: heard a song of hers, you'd be like, oh, I've.
Speaker 1: Heard that band before. Oh wow, Yeah, she's awesome.
Speaker 2: That's funny. You know.
Speaker 4: I found myself googling her one day and she's still
Speaker 4: around and she's still cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Did you see the movie Valley Girl starring Nicholas Cage.
Speaker 2: No, no, I didn't.
Speaker 3: She plays one of the front If you ever want
Speaker 3: a great slice of the eighties, like literally, I think
Speaker 3: it was from nineteen eighty or eighty one, and it's
Speaker 3: basically the kid that's from Hollywood that's like a punk
Speaker 3: rocker meets and falls in love with a valley girl.
Speaker 1: And at the time that just meant like kind of
Speaker 1: a rich white girl in the valley. But everyone talked
Speaker 1: it was just that weird, stupid trend that exploded.
Speaker 2: Shane saw it.
Speaker 3: Like changed culture, like Frank Zappa changed publicly changed the culture.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that song Frank Zappa, that's the song I think
Speaker 2: of when you mentioned that movie. It came before the movie.
Speaker 3: It had to have write uh, I probably yes, because
Speaker 3: that the song started the trend.
Speaker 2: Wow, I don't know.
Speaker 1: If that's a great question.
Speaker 2: Oh, it was like an impression. It was a voice.
Speaker 2: My sister and I did together to bond yep entirely
Speaker 2: she was a valley girl and I would be a
Speaker 2: valley boy alternating tall valley girl.
Speaker 3: Well right, but also that song holds up as well.
Speaker 3: I heard it on driving somewhere and it is so
Speaker 3: like you wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Think it was Moon doing the doing an impression.
Speaker 3: You would think think it was an actual valley girl
Speaker 3: just being caught on tape.
Speaker 2: Oh, his kid was doing the voice.
Speaker 1: It's Moon Unit Zappa.
Speaker 3: She's a hilarious, very talented, brilliant like performer writer. She
Speaker 3: does a ton of cool stuff. She has a podcast
Speaker 3: that Steven's engineered before.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I used to produce the podcast that she is
Speaker 6: called Launch Left Yeah, and she rolls. The song was
Speaker 6: made in nineteen eighty two and then Valley Girl with
Speaker 6: Nicholas Cage eighty four eighty three, so it must have
Speaker 6: been like inspired by this totally.
Speaker 2: You're right. It started it.
Speaker 3: It started all of it, and it changed like I
Speaker 3: remember life before and after Valley Girl, because all of
Speaker 3: a sudden, everyone started talking like that, even if you
Speaker 3: lived in Pedlom the California were nowhere near the sand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, valley like it.
Speaker 3: It caught fire and never went away. That's so funny,
Speaker 3: you know, it's fascinating.
Speaker 4: I noticed, yeah when I had lived in snowboard towns,
Speaker 4: which are in the mountains somewhere nowhere near a valley
Speaker 4: or a beach. Everyone and also talk like that, like
Speaker 4: totally talk like this a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wait, aren't you from Idaho? It's so funny.
Speaker 1: But it's like that they want to be that guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's that he's laid back, he's fun and he
Speaker 4: doesn't beat people up at the fair. It was a
Speaker 4: simpler time with simpler minds. Also a good Man.
Speaker 1: Another classic from the eighties.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they are the best. But let's talking. Let's not
Speaker 4: dwell in the past. No, let's be in the present,
Speaker 4: the future and present future twenty twenty.
Speaker 3: Should we colonize the moon? Call in, write in, tell
Speaker 3: us what's your thought? Let's hear those hot takes.
Speaker 2: Is the earth flat?
Speaker 1: Let us know what's it like in your neighborhood.
Speaker 2: I haven't done much yet this year. I'm going to
Speaker 2: go ahead and admit, Oh.
Speaker 3: Believe me, I've been absolutely on the couch, probably since
Speaker 3: the last.
Speaker 1: Time I saw you.
Speaker 4: I don't think we should count I've been on the
Speaker 4: couch a lot too, And I don't think I'm depressed.
Speaker 4: But I did watch a very very good news special from.
Speaker 2: Goldman Gary.
Speaker 1: Yes, the Great Depression. Yeah yeah, Goldman Gary Gary Goleman. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's great.
Speaker 2: It is really great.
Speaker 4: But also when he's sharing with me, he's very open
Speaker 4: in it, and he's sharing a lot and a lot
Speaker 4: of his examples of depression. I was like, wait, I
Speaker 4: do that you No, wait a minute, I do that too.
Speaker 4: Uh So I wrote him a note that he probably
Speaker 4: won't see.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I bet he will. And I'm sure he
Speaker 1: knows who you are. Well.
Speaker 4: Everyone writes us nice things and I try and read
Speaker 4: them and try and respond, and if not, it's because
Speaker 4: it got buried with other life things.
Speaker 1: But again, this is just like the fucking Taurus pins.
Speaker 1: Where are they writing to you? I haven't seen it.
Speaker 4: I'm the trust pins are and I will bring them.
Speaker 4: We'll divvy him up again right now. We will use
Speaker 4: the card that came with them.
Speaker 5: Oh nice to today.
Speaker 1: No thanks. I think it's just going to be drinks.
Speaker 1: Can I get a double tall one pump mocha?
Speaker 2: What would you do? You guys have oat milk? That's okay.
Speaker 4: All we have is a sure, all all have just
Speaker 4: a drip coffee with almond milk.
Speaker 2: Almond?
Speaker 1: What size do you want?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Sorry, grande with almond milk please, Yeah.
Speaker 2: You got it?
Speaker 1: What's stephen?
Speaker 6: And I'll just do?
Speaker 1: And can we also get a Grande vanilla la please?
Speaker 1: Hot hot?
Speaker 2: You got it?
Speaker 1: That's all? Thank you?
Speaker 2: Did you guys say I didn't? I did under pressure
Speaker 2: of Ashley Elaine's illustration. Constant designer did all of our
Speaker 2: drinks drawings of our drinks and yours is a double pump.
Speaker 2: You did your drink? I deviated a little.
Speaker 1: Oh where's that?
Speaker 2: It was just on Instagram today.
Speaker 1: Oh that's so. That's that's very cool.
Speaker 4: This looks like quecially if you zoom in, because it's
Speaker 4: just like, oh, it's just two tones of drips, but
Speaker 4: it looks.
Speaker 1: Exactly Yes, that's what it looks like.
Speaker 2: Calistoga phone.
Speaker 1: She's so cool. She is cool. Thank you, Ashley, Ashley
Speaker 1: Ashley Lane.
Speaker 2: Yes, and today's.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: Both are cards just an old fairness. This is a
Speaker 4: greeting card that came with the gift card from Ali
Speaker 4: and Shauna, sisters who bond every other Monday.
Speaker 1: Thank you laughing.
Speaker 4: Did you need no, thanks, do you need they said,
Speaker 4: their friends decided to say offishly get married the same
Speaker 4: day I had a show in Oklahoma City.
Speaker 2: I hope they've severed ties.
Speaker 1: But they came to the show.
Speaker 2: No no, I remember this was.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 4: But they sent someone who gave me this. Oh, thank
Speaker 4: you very much, and there's a turtle on it.
Speaker 2: Meaningful there, So that's home made too.
Speaker 5: It is.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love it and it makes me feel good.
Speaker 4: And sometimes I cry what name to Jameson's subject and
Speaker 4: it's a nice card, and often I am in the
Speaker 4: position of fetal.
Speaker 1: So no, thank you, thank you, have a good one.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Gary Goldman's special made me wake up though and kind
Speaker 4: of see the day.
Speaker 1: Oh good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it kind of snapped me out of it because
Speaker 2: I was like, wait a minute.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's well.
Speaker 3: You know, that's how you kind of know that it's
Speaker 3: not actually depression is because you have that choice, right,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 1: So that's good.
Speaker 3: It's a scary I mean, like, dude, that happens to
Speaker 3: me every time where I'm just like uh huh, isolating, yes, saying.
Speaker 2: It at whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but then yeah, it's I really, depression is such
Speaker 3: a horrifying thing. And I was reading an article about
Speaker 3: him and the shit he fucking went through. It's amazing
Speaker 3: he has a special, like he really came back from
Speaker 3: the brink. It's really cool. Yeah, and I think that
Speaker 3: guy just writes amazing jokes and it's really funny.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he had a lot of great It was like
Speaker 4: a perfect combination of meaningful, Like he started it pretty serious.
Speaker 4: It's not that and the jokes are hidden in these
Speaker 4: stories and valid points and they're they're all throughout. It's
Speaker 4: when someone clearly, it's like, sits down to write a
Speaker 4: special or put together the jokes and make sure it
Speaker 4: has a.
Speaker 2: Through line, which I've never done with stand up. I'm
Speaker 2: just like, oh, let me, these jokes are all about
Speaker 2: my balls, so I'll do them together.
Speaker 1: So I'll group those under B. Yeah, I guess move
Speaker 1: on to my.
Speaker 4: Masturbation stuff or made up stuff about parents having sex together.
Speaker 2: No, I'll do it. Yeah, you know. I just he's
Speaker 2: done the.
Speaker 3: Work totally, and it's kind of like I think that
Speaker 3: thing these days. It's it's cool because I think a
Speaker 3: lot of people need help and so it comedy's fine,
Speaker 3: but it feels like it's great when you can do it.
Speaker 1: And it actually has meaning.
Speaker 3: Right, you're actually being honest and talking about something like
Speaker 3: talking about yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very cool. Yeah, and you're not boring about it.
Speaker 2: No, it's it was great. I just watched it last night.
Speaker 1: Awesome, very good, very good.
Speaker 2: Good job Gary, And sorry about that one time I
Speaker 2: approached you in security at the airport.
Speaker 1: Did you really Yeah?
Speaker 4: I was like, you don't know me, but your conan
Speaker 4: set was one joke and now everyone's trying to do
Speaker 4: that and it's because of you.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Did he appreciate it?
Speaker 2: He did, He was nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he seems he's what you.
Speaker 4: Don't expect is he's a very large, strong looking man.
Speaker 4: And that was the other thing when watching this special.
Speaker 2: He talks about all the trouble yet as a kid
Speaker 2: and depression and not fitting in, but he looks like
Speaker 2: an All American football player guy, So it's depression does
Speaker 2: not discriminate.
Speaker 1: And that someone trying to cross the street right as
Speaker 1: I turn.
Speaker 2: No, No, you were fine, you were fine. You did
Speaker 2: kill the dog.
Speaker 3: I mean that was a little It was so in
Speaker 3: the dark, and I only saw the last scon Well,
Speaker 3: it's scary when someone's walking with an animal in front
Speaker 3: of them like that, here's.
Speaker 1: The end, letting the dog lead. Thank you.
Speaker 3: You're right, and it's the thing of Yeah, if I
Speaker 3: saw Gary Goldman, I'd be like, oh that oh that guy.
Speaker 1: I guess he thinks he has it all. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean he has.
Speaker 3: That kind of like the dude that the tall, a
Speaker 3: tall white guy is like, you know those people have
Speaker 3: been sitting on top of the world for years.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, we're underground in a series of tunnels.
Speaker 1: Oh right, we're back to Yeah, we're in a back toe.
Speaker 4: This is a high centering boy. I'm glad you took
Speaker 4: that slow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, had to. That was a deep dip, deep.
Speaker 3: Wet. Have you been watching the adult swim series? Joe
Speaker 3: Para talks with you.
Speaker 2: I know I haven't.
Speaker 1: Well, I wish you would, even if.
Speaker 2: You all right, if you have a I make noises.
Speaker 4: A bus could be coming filled with clowns with a
Speaker 4: sign on it that says coming for you, Karen and
Speaker 4: Chris and I would just go today more energy than
Speaker 4: it just takes to say, oh the word bus or
Speaker 4: stop or clowns.
Speaker 2: Or death dying dy dying. Uh No, I want to you.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 4: Mentioned him and I just looked at the way he
Speaker 4: talks or you know you, I pretend your tweets are
Speaker 4: conversations you've had with me. You just posted him driving
Speaker 4: and talking, right, Yes, that was.
Speaker 1: The Christmas picking out a Christmas tree.
Speaker 3: He has a series on Adult Swim that is so
Speaker 3: like I put it on.
Speaker 1: At night just to feel better. Yeah, it's crazy great
Speaker 1: and I think you would adore it.
Speaker 2: It's really during a character, you think, or that's what
Speaker 2: he's like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because like Nathan Fielding or Fielder. I've been watching
Speaker 4: Nathan for you Late in Life and I love it.
Speaker 4: But there are times he snaps out of it and
Speaker 4: it's like, but you know he's that person, right, but
Speaker 4: he can augment it for because he knows they're self aware.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I think, yeah, I think people people
Speaker 3: that are that good are goosing it a little.
Speaker 1: Sure, you have to, but you gotta goose it.
Speaker 5: Ok.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what a nice pad.
Speaker 5: Spot.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize.
Speaker 2: I will tell him we're here perfect, yesked if we're
Speaker 2: still coming? Oh sorry late. I think he's waiting for
Speaker 2: an apology there, I said, just do it.
Speaker 3: It doesn't hurt you to apologize, It doesn't diminish you.
Speaker 2: You know what it actually feels good. Even though it's
Speaker 2: a text. I don't mean, it.
Speaker 3: Still feels great to start texting sorry to everyone, you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and this is for it's me, not you. I'll
Speaker 4: say sorry, it's me, not you, And then but I
Speaker 4: really mean this is for me.
Speaker 1: Not you. It's to myself.
Speaker 2: I'll be out here soon.
Speaker 4: The point is, don't count January. Everyone's recharged. Things aren't
Speaker 4: even in full working order. Your boss is still in
Speaker 4: Bermuda or whatever it starts in February. Whatever you promise yourself.
Speaker 4: You know, there's a lot of wiggle room in January.
Speaker 2: That's my point.
Speaker 3: It's kind of a great area and there are no
Speaker 3: hard and fest rules. I think January is just a
Speaker 3: desert of broken resolutions and people feeling shame about, like
Speaker 3: only eight days ago, feeling great right now not feeling great.
Speaker 2: Yes, So that's what I don't like. The memory of
Speaker 2: a contrast. That's what's been bothering me. Is the top
Speaker 2: of the world around Christmas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, merely three weeks ago, you had it all going on.
Speaker 2: And all I've done in the last four days is
Speaker 2: hang a line to dry clothes on. But I haven't
Speaker 2: done the laundry.
Speaker 1: But you're prepared now when I'm ready.
Speaker 2: It's real cool.
Speaker 4: It's got a little zip thing and I hook it
Speaker 4: and it goes across my courtyard. I've always wanted courtyard
Speaker 4: line drunk. Oh oh he's here.
Speaker 2: Oh Hi, Hi James. Sorry, we're a little wait. We
Speaker 2: ran into some trouble.
Speaker 1: Sorry, we're James picked up you James trouble You say?
Speaker 2: How are you? Buddy? We're our guest today is James Frett.
Speaker 1: James Frits.
Speaker 4: Everybody comedian extraordinary. No, no, we put it in later.
Speaker 1: Don't worry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we slipping in real.
Speaker 5: Hi.
Speaker 2: Hi are you?
Speaker 5: I'm all right?
Speaker 1: Everything good?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Ever cried on this before?
Speaker 2: I was just talking about that.
Speaker 1: Today's the day we all cry. I love it.
Speaker 2: We usually build up to it. But get it right
Speaker 2: out on the flood gates.
Speaker 1: You want to start, do it?
Speaker 2: Get it? What's been bothered? Are you?
Speaker 5: What makes you tick?
Speaker 1: What's going on with James Fritz?
Speaker 2: James? What's on the agenda?
Speaker 5: James? Reverse? Does it delete?
Speaker 3: What? You want to?
Speaker 1: Just drive back around your house?
Speaker 5: We'll do it again.
Speaker 1: Take two. Are we going anywhere specific? Or are we
Speaker 1: just driving around?
Speaker 5: We canna just drive around whatever?
Speaker 2: You need, we can do whatever out and have a
Speaker 2: comedy concert tonight.
Speaker 7: There's an open mic that's really good mention.
Speaker 5: It's in West Covina, so perfect.
Speaker 3: Call Steve Fernandez and tell him you're canceling. Call him
Speaker 3: and cancel the you're spot.
Speaker 1: At the open mic.
Speaker 5: That'd be a weird power move.
Speaker 3: Can you just put a scratch through number seventy four please, I'm.
Speaker 5: Not gonna come.
Speaker 2: There is that show. I've never done that show, Chatterboxes.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, I've never done it. I don't know why.
Speaker 5: I've been.
Speaker 2: Because of a headache or something.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 4: I think that's probably because Steve hates me. But one
Speaker 4: time my ex was looking for a car. We were
Speaker 4: at a dealership and the guy was giving her a
Speaker 4: real run around, charging her for an extra code of
Speaker 4: paint and stuff like that. And then comedian came up
Speaker 4: and then he was such. He's like, I got that
Speaker 4: show every night and it gave a big deal on
Speaker 4: that car.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Steve.
Speaker 3: Yeah, basically because you dropped the name of the Chatterbox,
Speaker 3: you got a deal.
Speaker 2: Oh I lied and said it was my show.
Speaker 5: But he's a big fan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, big fan. Never met the booker cut.
Speaker 1: To steam driving and a like both hub caps follow.
Speaker 1: It's just like I can't get a break.
Speaker 4: It would have been his car deal. Yeah, we shot
Speaker 4: a I guess it's a pilot. It's a short presentation.
Speaker 4: James is in it.
Speaker 5: A tone poem, it's a it's a.
Speaker 1: Virtual specific art project.
Speaker 4: It's a moving picture with audio meant for entertainment or
Speaker 4: hopefully in the future.
Speaker 2: It's a sizzle a sizzle reel and I'm in it,
Speaker 2: James is in it. Some other a veil clients, our manager.
Speaker 1: How do we can we vimeo this? How do we
Speaker 1: get a hold?
Speaker 2: I'm just bringing it for you know, you to be
Speaker 2: in the meeting. Give it the green thumb for the light,
Speaker 2: for the red light.
Speaker 5: Okay, the green thumb garden.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I've never gardened.
Speaker 1: You're gonna subtilize this thing for the big red light.
Speaker 5: Could there be more potholes?
Speaker 4: James?
Speaker 2: Is that why you're crying?
Speaker 7: I did run over a nail today and actually needed
Speaker 7: a ride. I heard it, I heard I heard a
Speaker 7: tiny pop and then I was like, oh boy. And
Speaker 7: then I pulled over and there was like a nail
Speaker 7: attached to like a round thing so it would stand
Speaker 7: up like I was assaulted.
Speaker 5: Basically, it was a trap.
Speaker 3: It sounds like it was straight out of the ACME
Speaker 3: Attack Company, like something the road Runner would put down.
Speaker 5: Okay, I was on the run from the cops.
Speaker 1: Do you have to replace that tire?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What a pain?
Speaker 2: It explains the other day battery two days ago.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, I just put it.
Speaker 1: On the list of Bill Bill.
Speaker 5: Shit.
Speaker 2: If it's not one thing, it's another.
Speaker 5: Am I right, James, there's yours?
Speaker 2: What my high five? Yeah? There would go.
Speaker 3: There's a really good tire place on San Fernando, closer
Speaker 3: to glenn Dale if you need about this.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. I went there when I had the
Speaker 1: Honda fit one time and I had no fuck.
Speaker 3: I'd zero tens of thousands of dollars money and I
Speaker 3: went there and I was just like, yeah this and
Speaker 3: he goes, all of your tires are bald. I can't
Speaker 3: let you leave here, and I was like, I gotta go,
Speaker 3: I'm leaving.
Speaker 1: It was the craziest and then he basically gave me
Speaker 1: the best deal allow for imported tires.
Speaker 2: Just whoa, oh wow another another Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think they were.
Speaker 2: German ooh, German tires.
Speaker 3: So James Fritz what's going on? We'll stop joke asking
Speaker 3: you and actually talk.
Speaker 1: To you, right, what is going on?
Speaker 5: Not much, Karen?
Speaker 2: You the reason I brought it up are so good
Speaker 2: in that he plays like a bad lawyer. You acted
Speaker 2: in that? Are you still riding the acting?
Speaker 5: But I get the acting bug is that you're asking?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, did you become a lawyer?
Speaker 7: Yeahs I went into bad law school.
Speaker 5: And I failed out, So I'm the best.
Speaker 2: You're well on the way. You're well on the way. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you were great in that, very very good. Oh thanks
Speaker 2: one take ten minute long monologue nailing it and I
Speaker 2: was sitting across from him trying not to laugh. It's
Speaker 2: just great.
Speaker 5: It was a fun shoot.
Speaker 2: It was a fun shoot.
Speaker 5: You have to say that every time, right, I'm I'm
Speaker 5: just youre better acting.
Speaker 1: You're starting to learn the political part of it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I love politics. No, but I'm good. You know
Speaker 5: January is the worst month, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what we're just saying, man, totally, what's the
Speaker 2: point of it.
Speaker 1: It's a wash.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a holding, it's a waiting room for February.
Speaker 2: It's a time. It's a time purgatory.
Speaker 5: And you just process trauma from the holidays.
Speaker 3: And prepare for trauma for a fan that one times day. Right,
Speaker 3: it's like it's a sandwich of pain.
Speaker 2: Did you go back to uh where?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Kentucky? I went to Arkansas first.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure you got Kentucky.
Speaker 5: Would feel better ticket.
Speaker 1: It's called set points.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and I just my mom is very not doing well.
Speaker 7: So it was a very rough trip. Yeah, they're getting old,
Speaker 7: she's got Parkinson's.
Speaker 5: Is this funny yet? I gotta make funny.
Speaker 1: We'll find it.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 7: So that was a brutal and then just back straight
Speaker 7: to like work and just exhausted. I'm I'm just it's
Speaker 7: been a very exhausting January.
Speaker 2: I go from I'm trying to book you on this.
Speaker 2: So you work often?
Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, I'm a kind of a working class
Speaker 7: hero type. No, no war criminals in my family, no producer.
Speaker 1: No, no one's that's gonna help.
Speaker 7: You started from the gutter, and I'm still still in
Speaker 7: the gutter around here.
Speaker 1: What party is that?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, references started at the bottom and I'm still at
Speaker 4: the bottom.
Speaker 5: Wait are you thinking of Jenny from the bottom the bottom.
Speaker 2: Of my heart? Yeah? Night, No, I haven't. Is it good?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 5: I actually loved it.
Speaker 1: I wanted it to be.
Speaker 3: Sixty five percent more magic Mike, because I was like,
Speaker 3: here's the thing about me.
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck about whatever, Constance.
Speaker 5: What's her last You got constants? Right though?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Constance is the key.
Speaker 3: The second it was like her serious story when there
Speaker 3: was like tears shed while she was wearing pearls.
Speaker 1: After after the fact, I was just like, get out,
Speaker 1: who cares?
Speaker 3: Get me back to that strip club where Lizzo works
Speaker 3: in Cardials right right.
Speaker 1: That should have been Cardi B's movie.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, was great.
Speaker 1: She was fucking legendary.
Speaker 2: I gotta watch it.
Speaker 7: But my favorite scene, I mean, I love the movie
Speaker 7: for this scene alone, because I've never seen a movie
Speaker 7: where someone said that they were like I had to
Speaker 7: admit that they went to brown with shame that scene.
Speaker 7: I was like, standing up and cheering scene.
Speaker 5: But no, you were just swatched out of sight though.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah last night for the first time. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: watched that.
Speaker 1: For the first time.
Speaker 5: So great.
Speaker 2: No, I've seen it a few times, but man does
Speaker 2: it hold up? And man's the best.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The tension where he's sitting down with her but they're
Speaker 4: they're fast forwarding to them in the room together and
Speaker 4: like undressing across the room from each other and all
Speaker 4: the like there is a hand on a leg and
Speaker 4: goosebumps appear like it is so intense goose owner fuel.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I'm sorry. You're right.
Speaker 1: It's it's super hot and it's j Lo at her
Speaker 1: most fascinating.
Speaker 2: I mean, I know she's great in it.
Speaker 7: I saw that and I was like, well, she's going
Speaker 7: to be a new movie star. I love And then
Speaker 7: it was like, I'm a maid and.
Speaker 1: Then you're like in Manhattan, the perfect follow up out
Speaker 1: of Sight.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she went like ful McConaughey for a minute. She
Speaker 5: was like, I did my prestige. Now I'm just gonna She.
Speaker 3: Also did a couple like Violent Lady Revenge movies or
Speaker 3: like those kind of member Enough where she was a
Speaker 3: beaten wife that then took krav Maga or something like that.
Speaker 5: I don't remember what the plot was, will.
Speaker 4: She There are some scenes where she kicks ass in
Speaker 4: out of Sight and it's believable.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, she's yes, Yeah, did you just watch I
Speaker 2: love it? I love it. That guy the best. That
Speaker 2: guy is so scary.
Speaker 4: He's a scary rapist x con and and he I'm
Speaker 4: I was nervous in that scene and she just pulls
Speaker 4: out this telescoping h baton thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's like, we tussled and then it freezes.
Speaker 1: You want to Tussleberg?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's my favorite Soderberg. That are the line Mey,
Speaker 5: I think I love the line.
Speaker 1: O Limey's great.
Speaker 3: But I think out of Sight is I think it's
Speaker 3: like in one in my top three movies of all time.
Speaker 1: Wow, because you can't. First of all, I think we're
Speaker 1: I was just talking about this somewhere Steven. It was
Speaker 1: probably on one of the other podcasts we do, but.
Speaker 3: Fucking Steve's on and out of Sight is like epic
Speaker 3: character work but so real.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know that fucking guy.
Speaker 5: That was when John was on a crazy tear.
Speaker 7: Yes, he would show up in everything and I would
Speaker 7: just be like, I love this guy, my favorite actor.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, yeah, it was like basically right up there.
Speaker 1: He was kind of like a blonde Sam.
Speaker 2: Rock Well.
Speaker 5: With both of them, is it rock Well? And yeah,
Speaker 5: I feel like I have and Paul Giamani before he
Speaker 5: blew out you.
Speaker 2: Mutt, Yeah, I have seen Safe Now.
Speaker 4: I love that movie and yeah them together, God, let's
Speaker 4: watch that yeah, wait, stop recording.
Speaker 1: And that one is Sam Roccle kind of dumb. I
Speaker 1: can't remember.
Speaker 7: Yeah, they're like safe crackers. Yeah, like he's I mean,
Speaker 7: it's a movie stuff. Like he's just got a talent
Speaker 7: for it, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's actually his passion listening.
Speaker 3: Listening to inanimate objects with a stethoscope is what.
Speaker 1: I've always dreamed.
Speaker 2: He started playing doctor as a child.
Speaker 1: And now we're here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's yeah, what are you up to?
Speaker 3: Son?
Speaker 1: Come back?
Speaker 3: Also, he was he played in Sunshine Cleaning, which is
Speaker 3: a little indie film with Amy Adams and.
Speaker 1: A secondary yell Constance Constance Woo.
Speaker 3: Steve Soon plays the douchebag cop boyfriend in a complete
Speaker 3: star turn, and it's like Steve's on the way.
Speaker 1: I've never seen him, but he's so.
Speaker 3: Gross and it's he got super jacked for it and
Speaker 3: he's just like an asshole.
Speaker 1: Like it's the best.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I can't imagine.
Speaker 2: I noticed so good. You know, well he's more jack
Speaker 2: than me. It looks like you weren't supposed to laugh.
Speaker 2: I go to the gymnasium, I do you guys wanted
Speaker 2: me to take my shirt off. I know Steve's on,
Speaker 2: but I'm nothing.
Speaker 3: All comparisons start with Chris, no matter whether you're a
Speaker 3: weightlifter or a fine painter.
Speaker 1: And I can't paint that Chriss.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just saying he's got kind of big arms,
Speaker 2: that's all.
Speaker 3: Yeah. But he's it's he's like a subtle babe where
Speaker 3: he doesn't he doesn't need to chew up the fucking scenery.
Speaker 1: He's just delivering his ship. What about the movie Safe,
Speaker 1: the Julian Moore Todd Haynes movie.
Speaker 5: Oh that's a fun one. I love that movie. This
Speaker 5: movie is so intense.
Speaker 3: When she's like standing in the living room and she
Speaker 3: had just I think that was when she was about
Speaker 3: to drop in the dry cleaner.
Speaker 1: But she's standing there, She's like, Maria, have a glass
Speaker 1: of milk, please, and she says it so insane, like
Speaker 1: bone chilling.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I gotta see Safe. So he's in Save Man,
Speaker 2: he is, Yeah, Well that guy's going for it.
Speaker 5: That guy a lord.
Speaker 1: That guy was like, I'm gonna wait till the car passes. Nope,
Speaker 1: I'm going to walk in front of the Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: He just tap the gas cap with his belt buckle.
Speaker 1: James, is this have you lived in on the East Side,
Speaker 1: like the whole time you've lived in.
Speaker 5: LA I was in like I was on like Santa
Speaker 5: Monica and Vine basically my first five years.
Speaker 1: So I was that's kind of intense.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 5: Did you see I loved it though?
Speaker 1: Did you see some fucked up shit over there?
Speaker 7: Literally there was a lot of ship righting around, sucked
Speaker 7: up all my britos standing, yeah, what's up my shoulders?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: I mean yeah, there were a lot of helicopters. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 5: a lot of helicopters. Is there a landing pad mirror?
Speaker 1: They never land they just chase theirs.
Speaker 7: But no, it was I mean I wasn't scared because
Speaker 7: I'm you know, I lived in Chicago for a long
Speaker 7: time in some bad neighborhoods.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 7: But if if I were a lady, like if I
Speaker 7: ever had any lady friends visiting, and I mean friends
Speaker 7: who are ladies, yeah, I know, I know you to
Speaker 7: have those, like I would be like, where'd you park?
Speaker 7: I'll come, you know, because at night it could get
Speaker 7: a little chippy. But it felt like there was just
Speaker 7: there was like a there was a difference as you
Speaker 7: went down in blocks from like oh this is Hollywood
Speaker 7: and Vine, this is Sunset and Vine.
Speaker 5: Oh, this is Santa Monica Vine.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and then it got real sketchy until you hit
Speaker 7: like the Mansions and I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: Yeah, then it's turns right back.
Speaker 3: I mean that whole area is So that's where I
Speaker 3: almost hit the high school girls on the bird scooters
Speaker 3: who were writing on my side of the street toward
Speaker 3: my car, like screaming and writing straight to the front
Speaker 3: of my car. And then they just they just split
Speaker 3: like the like the Blue Angels, And then I was like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck is up with these scooter And that's
Speaker 3: how that's.
Speaker 1: How I learned about the god.
Speaker 2: That was patriotic and beautiful. God damn it, it was insane.
Speaker 1: I almost killed three teens. But like that, the difference
Speaker 1: between like.
Speaker 3: A hat trick, what's happening at the Taco Bell and
Speaker 3: what's happening like on Larchmont is a world different.
Speaker 5: Light years away crazy, and that taco bell is is
Speaker 5: truth that some deep truths there is that taco bell.
Speaker 3: Also, it's one of the only taco bells really around
Speaker 3: unless you're like in the valley. I think, yeah, so
Speaker 3: you got I get there when you like, you know,
Speaker 3: when it's two thirty am and you're just ripped out
Speaker 3: of your mind.
Speaker 1: You gotta go down Vine.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you got to see if you can walk through
Speaker 5: the drive there still know.
Speaker 1: You guys, Well try the change the roof.
Speaker 2: That's where mbar was too, a little further. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: that's one of the first places I did stand up
Speaker 2: in town and parking. I never would pay for parking
Speaker 2: when I first moved here. I just didn't have money.
Speaker 2: And so you find yourself parking in the weirdest dangerous corners.
Speaker 2: It's so scary.
Speaker 7: It's scary and can tell how expensive your car is
Speaker 7: by the door slam, like, oh that's a good one.
Speaker 5: Oh right, right, that was a question.
Speaker 1: We're going into plan B.
Speaker 3: I'm awake and I'm now going to attack you based
Speaker 3: on everything you have in your car.
Speaker 7: Door and the side streets were like so poorly lit.
Speaker 7: We're like, I mean, it was legit creepy at night
Speaker 7: sometimes and there's just maybe that's just.
Speaker 5: Changed, but just trash everywhere. Yeah, I'm not a man.
Speaker 2: But you are proper, proper luckily not from I'm.
Speaker 7: No kaboodle, you know me, You know how I am,
Speaker 7: But I'm like, la put some fucking garbage cans out
Speaker 7: on the.
Speaker 2: Corner, right, that's always a thing. Why not? Why not
Speaker 2: just a garbage can on every quarner?
Speaker 3: I think, you know, you know why, because there's a
Speaker 3: bunch of people here who thought they were going to
Speaker 3: get their own sitcom and it didn't work out, and
Speaker 3: they're just like, I'm going to eat this chilupa Supreme
Speaker 3: and then throw the fucking wrapper on the ground because
Speaker 3: fuck everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's angry actors.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the whole city. And I'm one of them.
Speaker 5: And I am one of them.
Speaker 1: I am too, I am too.
Speaker 2: Oh are we auditioning right now?
Speaker 5: Always? Baby? I got them.
Speaker 2: I saw you catch the bug.
Speaker 5: My sister has lime disease too, so we're having a disease.
Speaker 1: Chris just totally rancid.
Speaker 2: And every way you've been there, I know you already
Speaker 2: took a shit on all my Parkinson's jokes that it's
Speaker 2: gonna do.
Speaker 1: You already burned up my Parkinson's material. And there's nothing.
Speaker 1: I mean, here's what's cool about it.
Speaker 3: Everybody goes through the healthcare to the healthcare system in
Speaker 3: America and basically slowly realizing that the set point that
Speaker 3: you had with your family is absolutely like.
Speaker 1: Basically doesn't last.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and once you go into next phase shit
Speaker 3: of sickness or a problem of some kind, it is
Speaker 3: like the most bizarre alien.
Speaker 1: Experience where you're just like, oh, we're doing this now.
Speaker 1: Oh life is like this.
Speaker 5: Now it's bum fuck Kentucky and I hated it. I
Speaker 5: hate it there. Yeah, frustration really just sat I have
Speaker 5: to visit more.
Speaker 2: Come on, because she's there, do you wish that you
Speaker 2: could bring your mom here to doctors here or because.
Speaker 5: I've felt that way, Well, that's what I mean.
Speaker 7: That's there. You know, they're old school, dude, they're in
Speaker 7: their eighties. They're both from like smaller towns. They don't
Speaker 7: want any piece of this. But I'm like, I'm like,
Speaker 7: California's giant. You can find some little place. Yeah, the
Speaker 7: weather will probably you know, the weather will be better.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but then they'll just be your eighty year old
Speaker 3: parents in California when they're like, we like it better
Speaker 3: in Kentucky.
Speaker 7: Right, I mean, they just you know, you know, and
Speaker 7: I feel the guilt about not being there, but what
Speaker 7: you know, yeah, I have to work so I can
Speaker 7: stay out here and entertain the nice people.
Speaker 1: Put a big.
Speaker 2: Smile on your face, get happy immediately. It's January.
Speaker 5: But yeah, dad's doing horrible too. So but he's no diseases.
Speaker 1: Oh so he's just having hard time.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, well you know he's you know, you know, man,
Speaker 5: we're the biggest babies.
Speaker 2: So like.
Speaker 5: I'm like, mom's actually doing all right, just.
Speaker 1: Take it easy, dat. Yeah, no, it's awful. Also, then
Speaker 1: it's the holiday, so you're like, oh, we don't even
Speaker 1: get to have.
Speaker 5: This right, right right. They're always pretty bad though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a pressure to be happy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it kind of fet like a glove. This year.
Speaker 5: It's like, oh, this is our natural mood.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my right when I got home for Christmas, I
Speaker 4: walked in the door and we immediately took my dad
Speaker 4: to the er.
Speaker 2: Like that's how everything ended. Fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like there's all you just wanted to see it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's yes, I don't like your color.
Speaker 5: He likes how they decorated for Christmas. Yeah, yeah every year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gonna love it. Be quiet, pillow case over
Speaker 2: the head. No, it's there's also pressure to like every
Speaker 2: everything's supposed to be happy and cheery. But yeah, life.
Speaker 4: Doesn't stop just because Jesus was born exactly two thousand
Speaker 4: years ago, and still there's still ship and then pressure
Speaker 4: for it to be a good year. But the point
Speaker 4: is January doesn't matter.
Speaker 7: It's also that run of holidays is insane. It's insane
Speaker 7: that we've decided as a people to group them like, yeah,
Speaker 7: they should be what are we doing.
Speaker 1: It's an onslaught east.
Speaker 7: It's like farmer time rules when you were just stay
Speaker 7: inside and like you know, you would oregon trail it
Speaker 7: to the next town and stayed for two months.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the true feasts and yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll get back to that soon enough.
Speaker 2: Covered dagons, don't worry.
Speaker 1: We're right on the fucking brink.
Speaker 5: Toself by an earthquake kit, Oh.
Speaker 1: Did you feel the earthquake?
Speaker 5: I've only felt one ever and I've been out here
Speaker 5: eight years. I did have a disease where you can't
Speaker 5: feel it.
Speaker 2: Oh the good guy, Oh yeah, the opposite the the uh.
Speaker 7: My girlfriend was around, like is that an earthquake? And
Speaker 7: she was like feeling the walls and I was like,
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've missed a lot of them too, even some
Speaker 4: of the classics, like A seven that seven to two.
Speaker 4: All I was thinking, is that day I've found some
Speaker 4: picture frames and for of this nice framing store. They
Speaker 4: were like, no one used these five dollars, but they
Speaker 4: charged hundreds.
Speaker 5: I get you were in a framing store. Now, yeah,
Speaker 5: earthquake and didn't notice it all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I know, I don't know where. I was
Speaker 2: just oh my bean bag chair, no I.
Speaker 4: But the hardware I had for hanging pictures was not
Speaker 4: strong enough, and it was like, I'll replace that later.
Speaker 4: I could tell if I put any weight on it
Speaker 4: that the little hook would bend, and that's what when
Speaker 4: the earthquake happened, I'm like, well that was.
Speaker 2: The one to me broke.
Speaker 7: I felt I was about to walk into a show,
Speaker 7: Joe Chrissy's One Woman Show, which was great, but like
Speaker 7: I was in the restroom before this and I'm looking
Speaker 7: in the toilet bowl and I see the water sashat
Speaker 7: like it was insane, and I was like, WHOA did
Speaker 7: I get dosed with something? Like it was very druggy,
Speaker 7: And then it went on for a very long time.
Speaker 2: That was this last earthquake? Or yeah yeah, wow, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: the last oh ok.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah right right yeah that's crazy. So wait, you
Speaker 1: didn't know, until you saw the water, like you didn't
Speaker 1: feel it.
Speaker 7: I think you have a constant mild state of vertigo.
Speaker 7: I mean, my car is such a piece of shit.
Speaker 7: I'm vibrating for most of the day, you know, then
Speaker 7: nervousness and then kicking cigarettes is tough and like, so
Speaker 7: it's just a constant.
Speaker 5: I'm a constant three point four. I'm three point four,
Speaker 5: just just to.
Speaker 3: Set three point four at all times. I was in
Speaker 3: Hawaii for this seven point one and I was stoked
Speaker 3: about it. I love it because I didn't I wasn't
Speaker 3: here for the big one in ninety four. I moved
Speaker 3: down like two months later. Oh okay, so yeah, I
Speaker 3: have also missed the classics as christis.
Speaker 5: Oh that was yeah. That was the gone with the
Speaker 5: wind over.
Speaker 1: That was the sweeping epic.
Speaker 5: Stopped baseball for that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, God, that was crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't worry about earthquake because it's just why, why,
Speaker 2: there's nothing. I'm not too scared of things that we
Speaker 2: can do nothing.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, there's literally nothing more beyond your him. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it's earthquakes.
Speaker 2: It's it's I don't know why, But as I get older,
Speaker 2: it's like, well, that doesn't scare me, then there's nothing
Speaker 2: I can do.
Speaker 1: My friend Sam just told me that in that last one.
Speaker 1: We were actually just talking about that earthquake.
Speaker 2: Last night, champancake.
Speaker 3: No, it's so my friend Sam Mowen, who's hilarious, and
Speaker 3: he said that they he was when that earthquake hit.
Speaker 1: There was a little the one that was kind of
Speaker 1: in the middle of the night.
Speaker 2: Is that right?
Speaker 5: Or which one? The second one?
Speaker 7: Second, well, that was a weird one because they were
Speaker 7: like three in like yeah, yeah, aya, that were pretty big.
Speaker 1: Yeah whatever.
Speaker 3: The first one was he went and his he wanted
Speaker 3: to go outside, and his boyfriend was standing in the
Speaker 3: front doorway and wouldn't let him go outside.
Speaker 1: Kept going go back in and get in that doorway
Speaker 1: and he's like, no, no, I'm going to do the
Speaker 1: outside option, and his wife wouldn't let him get outside,
Speaker 1: and then they.
Speaker 3: Had he goes and then we were kind of in
Speaker 3: a fight after because I was like, yeah, I needed.
Speaker 1: To run outside and you wouldn't let me.
Speaker 3: Like that must be so crazy, Like he's just everyone's
Speaker 3: trying to make do the safest option and like do
Speaker 3: what they need to do to stay alive in this
Speaker 3: bizarre it's.
Speaker 5: Things like I heard the doorway thing is bullshit.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I've heard put on a helmet and get
Speaker 4: in the bathtub. Everyone has a different thing. Yeah that's tornado. Sorry,
Speaker 4: but it wouldn't be ironic to like.
Speaker 5: It'd be in a way. The helmet's a good idea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I'm just around the house. I never
Speaker 2: know when tragedy is going.
Speaker 1: To strike you, right, a constant helmet you die.
Speaker 4: Well, getting in an argument about safety. I think that's irony.
Speaker 4: That or it's at least the Atlantis Marsett kind coincidence.
Speaker 1: Oh music people, way to wear all black and then
Speaker 1: across the streets?
Speaker 5: Yeah with style, Way to die with style, literally walking
Speaker 5: across the street like a Cosby can level of speed
Speaker 5: from the cartoons for younger listeners.
Speaker 2: Oh right, do you mean the side profile from uh
Speaker 2: the like mush Mouth and yeah yeah fed Albert. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But what was the thing where Cosby would draw and
Speaker 2: it was like picture page, picture pages.
Speaker 1: Picture pages, picture pages.
Speaker 2: With the picture pages Bill Cosby does another picture page
Speaker 2: with you.
Speaker 5: I remember thinking that pen was real. That made that
Speaker 5: sound so bad because remember he would draw on it
Speaker 5: would go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we ordered picture pages one summer and we
Speaker 3: were way too old.
Speaker 1: I think we were like in fifth grade. You ordered it, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you could like order are the actual pages to do
Speaker 1: it along with him?
Speaker 2: Cool kind of like sweet pickles.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then but so we're like, let's get picture pageons
Speaker 3: to do it, and our Katie's moments just like no, no,
Speaker 3: you're too old to do like stop it, go do
Speaker 3: something worthwhile because we're like we're just gonna stay indoors
Speaker 3: knock like babies.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she did not summer. She didn't like the
Speaker 2: future of interactive television.
Speaker 3: It's like, you know your letters and numbers already, just
Speaker 3: fucking go outside.
Speaker 2: Go outside. Here's some rocks, go throw them.
Speaker 5: At something at museum.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly. It turns out I got a feeling.
Speaker 1: What a turn, what a fall from great? I mean,
Speaker 1: and and like I love that thing that Eddie Murphy
Speaker 1: talks about him at Sarah. Yeah, it's so true. Bill
Speaker 1: Cosby was up his ass acting like you know.
Speaker 5: Oh he was the king of like respectability politics and
Speaker 5: all that. Yeah, yeah, yeah it was.
Speaker 3: He was on prior Yeah yeah, pull your pants up
Speaker 3: generation where it's that's drugging women fucking left right and Center.
Speaker 5: I was voted like the most trusted man in America
Speaker 5: on the cover of Time.
Speaker 2: Really Oh yeah, oh wow.
Speaker 5: Because I grew up with that eye.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we love that show.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I love that show.
Speaker 1: That's how I learned that there were black colleges. I
Speaker 1: never knew that. I never knew those existence.
Speaker 5: And then a different world came along there.
Speaker 1: Then I knew what it was like to go to one.
Speaker 2: And then I knew their flip up sunglasses existed. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they how wanny nice, seemingly kind people. Do we know
Speaker 2: with pure darkness and side?
Speaker 5: We'll find out not in this car.
Speaker 2: This is a safe place, right.
Speaker 5: Oh I'm not a freak comra.
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly.
Speaker 3: I wear my darkness on my sleep at the Chatterbox
Speaker 3: every Friday.
Speaker 1: And we's Kobina.
Speaker 5: Now give me a deal on a car.
Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't know this street was so steep.
Speaker 1: Oh look at it. Street comes alive at night.
Speaker 2: This is where I wanted to live when I was
Speaker 2: wanting to leave the beat. There's like where I want.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, it's a perfect used to The dogs
Speaker 2: used to buy you.
Speaker 5: Now the dogs love me and I must love dogs.
Speaker 1: I say yes, yes, roller skates, I say Great Dane
Speaker 1: and some roller skates. That's the James Fritz way.
Speaker 2: That's I first bonded with James Fritz when I recognize
Speaker 2: we have a dual snort ability.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we just laughing yours fate too, right.
Speaker 2: Oh god, Yeah, it's just I'm trying to be adorable,
Speaker 2: just trying.
Speaker 5: To get laid out here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and nothing gets turns on the floodgates like a snort.
Speaker 5: Just trying to blend in at comedy shows.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I really wish. I've even got a surgery to undo it.
Speaker 4: Am among other things, just accept the thing pretty vain.
Speaker 4: And then the doctor did say it could come back,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, well, that's what a painful surgery with
Speaker 4: a long recovery to what ended up being the installation
Speaker 4: of a higher powered snort unit.
Speaker 2: Now I snort with a vengeance on that year, that
Speaker 2: year of no snorting. I'm paying for it now with interest.
Speaker 1: It like saved up inside of you.
Speaker 5: I agree.
Speaker 1: Really, they're like, oh, we're gonna come out.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, you worry. The snort is so strong in
Speaker 2: this one. But James James has a pretty good one too.
Speaker 5: You'll want a competition You'll get there one day, kid,
Speaker 5: You'll get there one day.
Speaker 3: What if it turned out show business is a snorting
Speaker 3: competition and you just weren't focusing on.
Speaker 1: The right thing. Yeah, one told you directly you were winning.
Speaker 2: Actually, I'm open.
Speaker 5: We want you to keep the fifty pounds and snort.
Speaker 1: Snort more? Could you?
Speaker 3: I've done it a couple of times, and it's the
Speaker 3: most for me. It's the most embarrassing when I'm laughing
Speaker 3: at my own joke and then I saw all right,
Speaker 3: oh yeah.
Speaker 2: When you're kind of like yeah, yeah, so I want
Speaker 2: to yourself, you.
Speaker 5: Feel like one of those assholes that always laugh at all.
Speaker 3: Their yeah, their own jokes, bad comic, Yeah yeah, and
Speaker 3: no one wants to feel it's not.
Speaker 7: The likes, but sometimes you do, like laugh at your
Speaker 7: own stuff, and I'm always like kind of mad at myself.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Did you guys ever go to that bar when it
Speaker 4: was called Stinkers and they had what it was called
Speaker 4: Stinkers and it was kind of roots six six This
Speaker 4: is a road.
Speaker 5: Themepisode of our gang Stinkers.
Speaker 4: And when someone would tip, they'd pull a drawstring and
Speaker 4: these taxidermy skunk butts, what the tails would lift up
Speaker 4: and a horn would sound and steam would shoot out.
Speaker 2: Of the bus. It was the most it's amazing thing.
Speaker 1: You are my life before absolutely where did God?
Speaker 4: And now it's just another curly mustache, suspender bar, tender place.
Speaker 1: But they still have farting.
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding.
Speaker 5: It's the speaker.
Speaker 2: It is amazing.
Speaker 5: They just I.
Speaker 2: Don't think they're real skunk butts, but they would look like.
Speaker 5: They haven't shift down.
Speaker 2: The tails would lift, and I'm not kidding, an alarm
Speaker 2: would sound, I'm not making that up, and smoke a.
Speaker 8: Cloud of every tip, every butt, oh every tip, yeah,
Speaker 8: I don't know, tip of the it's like twenty dollars
Speaker 8: a rule.
Speaker 5: God, yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Mean, what how rich did that person's parents have to
Speaker 3: be to get them among that cocon Because I think
Speaker 3: I'm funny because I'm on drugs, and my friends think
Speaker 3: I'm funny because I have drugs, and now I'm going
Speaker 3: to open a.
Speaker 1: Bar based on the idea I just said, yeah, and
Speaker 1: I yeah, it.
Speaker 2: Was a coke bar.
Speaker 4: It was a pop up coke bar, and it wasn't
Speaker 4: there long, but it was beautiful. I had like large
Speaker 4: format printed uh you know, old motels and stuff and
Speaker 4: road signs.
Speaker 6: I pulled up pictures.
Speaker 2: It's totally real. See, everyone doubts me, Everyone doubts me.
Speaker 3: You describing the theme bar Stinkers is the most bullshit
Speaker 3: you've ever sounded.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, what is it about me that isn't trustworthy?
Speaker 4: I could be in court defending someone and they'd go guilty,
Speaker 4: and the guys in the gas chamber and they're like
Speaker 4: the bots, no fart, stinker, too late.
Speaker 2: You got to get a note from the governor.
Speaker 3: I would love, Stephen, if you could pull the city
Speaker 3: files on.
Speaker 1: How long that bar wasn't busy? Yeah right, and we
Speaker 1: can all make a friendly friendly wagers. I would say three.
Speaker 4: Months, Yeah, yeah, sinker you Steven.
Speaker 3: And then the day that they got served the foreclosure notice,
Speaker 3: they were like that's a real stinker and they pulled
Speaker 3: the poor but in the sad.
Speaker 5: Way ultimately off.
Speaker 2: I guess this one last time.
Speaker 5: Weren't half mass yeah, half ass at half ass.
Speaker 1: Thank you ladies and gentlemen. This is do you need
Speaker 1: to run?
Speaker 2: This has been James Princes opened my.
Speaker 1: Hey, I'll been to that bar stinkers?
Speaker 2: Yeah skunk? But am I right? Am I right?
Speaker 5: I guess I'm a skunk but.
Speaker 2: Tough crowd.
Speaker 6: I believe this bar was only open for a little
Speaker 6: over a year. Oh that's what I would have got
Speaker 6: twenty ten.
Speaker 3: And I sare every night four times longer than I
Speaker 3: could have ever imagined to be.
Speaker 5: Like, this is the kind of place I'm going to
Speaker 5: meet my wife every night.
Speaker 2: I hope this peppy pew costume works.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, oh stinkers, what a horrible name for a bull.
Speaker 1: I know, I know it's stupid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I swear, though I kind of enjoyed it.
Speaker 5: I like restaurant up here I worked at for a
Speaker 5: while making bits.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, bits. I remember that place.
Speaker 7: When you think of food, what you want to think,
Speaker 7: it's a jarful of choice, the help spitting in it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I went to Spitz once.
Speaker 3: And I didn't like the fact that they throw handfuls
Speaker 3: of green, chopped up shit on everything they make, Like
Speaker 3: every dish they it's like two handfuls of what is
Speaker 3: that parsley?
Speaker 2: Yeah it's yeah, where it's like, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Just give the food.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 7: It's kind of like a taco bell where it's like
Speaker 7: all the items are the same items, just configured in
Speaker 7: different ways, right, right, it's just not.
Speaker 2: Coming out of a cocking gun.
Speaker 1: But it is good.
Speaker 7: I mean I don't want to well, but I just
Speaker 7: don't trash and you shouldn't eat there, Okay, I don't
Speaker 7: need two cups of parsonally in any situation ever.
Speaker 4: Did you work with or the comic that does a
Speaker 4: lot of CrossFit and stuff now and I forget it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I worked with her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how I went in there and.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and she would run a showcase.
Speaker 2: I did the show and it's all coming back to me.
Speaker 2: What else should I remember?
Speaker 5: You're not gonna top stinkers?
Speaker 1: That's your best memory of life?
Speaker 2: What if I died right now?
Speaker 1: You could die a happy man.
Speaker 3: I want to bar Like everything about that was so
Speaker 3: bullshit and it's totally real.
Speaker 2: Z oh god, yeah, just stinkers. And then a Z
Speaker 2: that was crooked, I know, aways like kind of shaking.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And then there's a little tiny skateboarding skunk on
Speaker 1: this that's right.
Speaker 5: Man, Oh that's a little stinker the mascot.
Speaker 2: He's out skating and stinking.
Speaker 5: And skanking.
Speaker 1: He likes go. It's a ska bar. It's like a
Speaker 1: skunk ska bar. Have you been there?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you guys want to go to that
Speaker 2: new skunk star bar.
Speaker 1: It's the music sucks and it stinks. So do you
Speaker 1: want to meet there? At like nine?
Speaker 2: There's got to be a waiting list.
Speaker 1: But it's so funny, it's so it's so unenjoyable, we
Speaker 1: have to go.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 5: I went to some friends of mine who enjoy comedy
Speaker 5: and are very funny people. One of them had a
Speaker 5: they're very funny.
Speaker 7: I'm just a little They took one of them most
Speaker 7: having a birthday and wanted to go to the Austin
Speaker 7: Powers theme pop up bar in Glendale really behaved.
Speaker 5: How was the Bleaks?
Speaker 7: I don't know if it was like nearing the end
Speaker 7: of its run, but like there was like, you know,
Speaker 7: stains on the carpet.
Speaker 5: Oh no, it was very.
Speaker 7: It was very half asked for auction at this and
Speaker 7: the drinks were like seventeen dollars for like, ah, do
Speaker 7: I make you thirsty or whatever?
Speaker 3: You know, like that.
Speaker 1: That's a good name for a drink.
Speaker 5: I missed my college. That's so.
Speaker 1: Was it just for tourists? Like?
Speaker 3: What was Why would they do a pop up bar
Speaker 3: of a movie that's from fifteen years old?
Speaker 5: Would I do it for like anything I saw.
Speaker 7: I got one like a du La email a while
Speaker 7: ago that's still stuck in my craw that was like
Speaker 7: there's and again it was Glenda and they were like
Speaker 7: it was a money themed pop up bar, and I'm like.
Speaker 5: That's a bar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all bars.
Speaker 2: Yeah, tip themed.
Speaker 5: It just sent up money themed bar.
Speaker 1: Do you like money? Do you like getting sucked up?
Speaker 2: That is guys doing coke through a dollar bill?
Speaker 5: And I said, what do we do?
Speaker 2: What do we do this money? I inherited, what do
Speaker 2: people like? Okay, get a pen and paper, we'll figure
Speaker 2: this out tonight.
Speaker 1: Been done. Yeah, that was crazy reflex.
Speaker 2: That was scary.
Speaker 1: I'm ready for absolute mayhem it all.
Speaker 4: Yeah what Yeah, you got to get one of those
Speaker 4: self driving cars because you could do that while napping.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna but if I get a Tesla, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna let anybody ride in it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that'll make the podcast hard.
Speaker 4: Time to fire up the eight Honda with lots of
Speaker 4: noise inside.
Speaker 2: I will drive whenever by the way, Uh no, no,
Speaker 2: I like it. I like it.
Speaker 3: And actually, you know, the Tesla's have you can have
Speaker 3: karaoke like there's on that screen they have you can
Speaker 3: have karaoke while you drive.
Speaker 4: I did karaoke the other night, and I have not
Speaker 4: had that much fun I have. I haven't done it
Speaker 4: for years, and I just stumbled upon a karaoke night
Speaker 4: and had so much fun.
Speaker 1: Would you sing?
Speaker 2: I sang Killing Moon, I say eyes without a face.
Speaker 2: I sang I just called this say I Love you
Speaker 2: in the bar where I was in No, No, I
Speaker 2: do it, I do it. Well, that's one of my classes.
Speaker 2: I want to contest in Montana doing that.
Speaker 1: Doing that song.
Speaker 5: He's just and he's saying words. He won Montana.
Speaker 2: And then there's a song the Promise by I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: but I just think you.
Speaker 1: Know to be well Simpson was really good.
Speaker 5: It's beautiful, so good. Yeah, it's unreal.
Speaker 1: It's amazing. That song was popular when I was a
Speaker 1: senior in high school.
Speaker 5: I want this is a country.
Speaker 4: I thought I didn't know his music, but of course
Speaker 4: I've heard that recently. Someone sent me a bunch of
Speaker 4: stuff and I am not country and for music or
Speaker 4: Western fan.
Speaker 2: And uh, it's great, it is it is really. I
Speaker 2: think he's great. I think he's great.
Speaker 3: I like the whole Sands family. Yeah, Sogel Simpson's rad
Speaker 3: he's old school. He's old school music. James, you're a
Speaker 3: huge music fan.
Speaker 1: You have great taste, thank you.
Speaker 5: That means a lot because you're a great musician. Also
Speaker 5: great taste.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 5: The one crying and you're good at snorting.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, don't don't lose, you can snort. So what
Speaker 1: is your what music are you into right now? Because
Speaker 1: I what was the Ezra? Like I got there?
Speaker 3: I've gotten a couple of recommendations from you that have
Speaker 3: been like gone straight into.
Speaker 2: The better than Ezra.
Speaker 1: Do you guys like my comedy? I don't know, as
Speaker 1: you should listen to it.
Speaker 5: I think he started in Chicago.
Speaker 7: I saw him open for some band at the Hideout,
Speaker 7: which is like my favorite venue and.
Speaker 1: That it's amazing and I love him and like we're
Speaker 1: kind of friends.
Speaker 5: It's kind of weird, Yeah, but I saw him in Chicago.
Speaker 5: He was opening for some band.
Speaker 7: I don't even remember the band because he just came
Speaker 7: out solo and blew me away and that was just
Speaker 7: a solo. And then I saw him with his band,
Speaker 7: who's what is the band? Incredible?
Speaker 5: He played with a band called the Harpoons for a while.
Speaker 5: And then he played with the Boyfriends coming out here
Speaker 5: again soon you should come.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I will for sure. It's real hooky. It's
Speaker 1: just good, like just good music.
Speaker 5: And a brilliant songwriter, like he's a very good songwriter.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: But we've kind of we became friends when I had
Speaker 7: tak Nataro's Twitter account for an how interesting yeah, and
Speaker 7: I was like, I'm just gonna blow up some people
Speaker 7: that I think deserve more fans.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And then Ezra wrote back like that's so sweet
Speaker 5: till I had to be like, Okay.
Speaker 1: This is not run by her.
Speaker 7: And then I was doing some shows in San Francisco
Speaker 7: and he stopped by and we went out drinking after
Speaker 7: her and solid human being.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and finally blowing up a little like way overdue.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you liked him first, But who's your new? Who's
Speaker 1: your new?
Speaker 5: The point of the story is on cool.
Speaker 1: James has the taste. He's the star Cider seen as
Speaker 1: a star when he sees the star.
Speaker 5: I discovered Bruce Springsteen just yesterday. I just got into it.
Speaker 1: Who's now?
Speaker 5: Who's so now?
Speaker 7: I don't know, I what have I been listening to
Speaker 7: a lot? I kind of down so I've been putting
Speaker 7: that War War on Drugs record, which is rough for
Speaker 7: driving around l a too. It's like, okay, I got
Speaker 7: that out of my system. Back to political podcast about
Speaker 7: the end of the world something.
Speaker 2: What's the last live show either of you have gone to.
Speaker 1: Live music?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I think mine was Lizzo. That Lizzo show, Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: was at the Pladium.
Speaker 5: It was great.
Speaker 1: It was fun as hell. Did she do her tons tons.
Speaker 3: Which was actually kind of the great you know that
Speaker 3: recently Gillian Michaels came out and was like, Lizzo isn't
Speaker 3: a good She's you know, unhealthy and diabetes and all
Speaker 3: the shit.
Speaker 5: Oh I saw that shit.
Speaker 3: It was super lame and very uneducated and very like
Speaker 3: but you were from The Biggest Loser, Like you're from
Speaker 3: one of the unhealthiest reality shows of all time.
Speaker 5: Right, And then someone got a couple of deaths on there,
Speaker 5: I think they have.
Speaker 3: And also the co host of The Biggest Loser, who
Speaker 3: was mister Fitness, had.
Speaker 1: A fucking heart attack last year.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, Like whatever, But that aside, someone wrote this
Speaker 3: thing that was like, here's what Lizzo does during her
Speaker 3: live shows, and there's like three straight hours of her singing,
Speaker 3: dancing and playing the flute, Like if she's so unhealthy,
Speaker 3: then maybe all be so unhealthy, right right?
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 1: It was just super cool that that kind of like yeah, anyway.
Speaker 5: It's all right. It's like, you know, people have one
Speaker 5: type of body. I mean from my experience. I grew
Speaker 5: up in the valley, you know. It's like, yeah, I
Speaker 5: can't even remember the last show I saw.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I asked that.
Speaker 5: Who Destroyer?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that guy, that deer Hunter guy. Or no,
Speaker 2: that guy's from Broken Social Scene right, no, Destroyer, No,
Speaker 2: are you sure?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's Dan DeHart. It's basically one dude.
Speaker 1: He was in.
Speaker 5: He was in the New Pornographers too.
Speaker 2: Oh that's what I meant, ye New Pornographers the other
Speaker 2: Canadian le rough.
Speaker 5: I need to get out to more shows.
Speaker 3: I love that dying slowly, he said, becoming fused with
Speaker 3: his chair. And that's me, I should have said she
Speaker 3: but I always I am so happy I did it.
Speaker 3: After the fact and leading up to like day of
Speaker 3: is pure torture.
Speaker 5: It's like I have to to watch a performance of
Speaker 5: something that isn't your thing. Yes, it's great and it
Speaker 5: helps your thing, you know.
Speaker 7: I always feel like it helps me with comedy after
Speaker 7: I've gone and seen a great show.
Speaker 3: Definitely, it actually helps me to watch other people do comedy.
Speaker 3: But then I just get super paranoid that I'm going
Speaker 3: to forget this the premises that they came up with,
Speaker 3: and then suddenly be like.
Speaker 1: Ooh, I have a great dry cleaning idea. Yeah, yeah, dummy,
Speaker 1: because you just watch someone else do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if I go see a music show, it's not
Speaker 2: gonna be like, oh, that's my guitar rik because I
Speaker 2: don't play anything but trombone in eighth grade.
Speaker 1: Yes, once again, you.
Speaker 5: Always go back to an eighth grade we find in
Speaker 5: eighth grade and play it with.
Speaker 2: That's when I cashed it in. I like that.
Speaker 1: You'd be standing at concerts being like, wait, is this mine?
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 2: I don't write later on when you're humming trying to
Speaker 2: think of songs. I just thought of that. I promise
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go to more show, more show, Let's really try.
Speaker 5: Oh I saw that you would love this person. Have
Speaker 5: you ever heard of beduine no e E d o.
Speaker 1: U I n e like from Dune.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 2: A planet, and I think it's a planet. In Star Wars.
Speaker 1: That's tattooin. Sorry, sorry, but in your fucking face.
Speaker 6: I don't even care.
Speaker 5: About Star Wars. She got she has your snort?
Speaker 1: Now, wait, is that my snort? I'm doing my sort mine.
Speaker 2: It's gone. It's simply a sniffle.
Speaker 5: Oh god, I've lost my power.
Speaker 1: I can't get it back.
Speaker 5: Simply sniffles.
Speaker 1: Who's Beden?
Speaker 7: She is very old school, kind of folky, an insanely
Speaker 7: beautiful voice, also catchy. She was born in Aleppo, Syria,
Speaker 7: to Armenian parents. Moved to America and when I just
Speaker 7: have this memorized, moved to America when her family won
Speaker 7: a green card lottery.
Speaker 5: They settled in Boston and Houston. Then now she's out here.
Speaker 3: And imagine living in Syria and being like, hope that
Speaker 3: green card lottery?
Speaker 5: Fuck?
Speaker 2: Can you imagine?
Speaker 7: I'm just glad Trump's keeping people like this out now. Anyway,
Speaker 7: she performed at this Innthia for the city. Who's running
Speaker 7: for city council?
Speaker 5: Is great?
Speaker 7: If Yeah, she did a benefit show in Highland Park
Speaker 7: for her and man just froze me when.
Speaker 5: I saw her perform, and like I just started tearing.
Speaker 7: I was like, she's got like go to Spotify put
Speaker 7: her in and listened to like her first two most
Speaker 7: popular songs, the name uh b.
Speaker 5: E d O U I N E m h.
Speaker 7: Yeah, like a genuine talent nice like oh, it's just
Speaker 7: her a guitar, and you're like, oh, this is great
Speaker 7: and catchy, like and it's a good hook.
Speaker 5: You know, it's not just boring folk music.
Speaker 1: I love folk music.
Speaker 5: I love me too. I love it when it's when
Speaker 5: it's good, I love it well because.
Speaker 3: Also it's very hard because when you're not that good,
Speaker 3: it really fucking shows because you're either like super mediocre
Speaker 3: or you're like you have to basically be Patty Griffin
Speaker 3: level because it's just you and your guitar, your voice,
Speaker 3: Like you.
Speaker 5: Have to I don't know, to make it look simple.
Speaker 7: You have to be very good, yes, because well, yeah,
Speaker 7: nothing's covering up anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no bells and whistles like drums and guitars.
Speaker 3: Nope, no one can help you. And like, so the
Speaker 3: song has to be good, you have to have a
Speaker 3: great voice, and then you have to do it well.
Speaker 3: It's like that's too many things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's too much.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'd rather be bad doing nothing alone.
Speaker 1: I want to do it poorly in my home with
Speaker 1: no one listening if we could.
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, I think you would really like her stuff.
Speaker 5: Actually meant to recommend it to you.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll listen to that.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna listen to it. Can I listen
Speaker 2: to it?
Speaker 5: No, it's it's for uh, it's only for m paths.
Speaker 1: And sensitivos.
Speaker 5: WHOA what is that?
Speaker 1: It's like if you you're an EmPATH but you also
Speaker 1: snort really loud when you laugh.
Speaker 5: Through your No, that's that's me. Wow. I never thought
Speaker 5: I would go on such a journey of self discovery tonight.
Speaker 1: That's what this fucking show is all about. Am I right? Chris?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, there's only five minutes left. Get it out
Speaker 2: of your system.
Speaker 5: Get that self discovery out of what?
Speaker 1: What else are you discovering?
Speaker 5: I ate I've been eating too much pizza lately. You're
Speaker 5: a gread man.
Speaker 3: There's something carbs lately are I feel like more satisfying
Speaker 3: than they've ever been in human has been.
Speaker 2: A real monster lately. Yeah, it's because I went to
Speaker 2: visit friends.
Speaker 4: They were in town for some conference in Long Beach,
Speaker 4: and they all ordered a pizza and I've been trying
Speaker 4: to not eat meat and all these things, and they
Speaker 4: just got the biggest meat lover pep dish monster frisbee.
Speaker 2: And then the next day there was long beach.
Speaker 5: It's served on a frisbee.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, a dog delivered an athletic golden retriever slaver.
Speaker 2: Were we were across from a dog park, a dog beach.
Speaker 1: I mean it's it was Rosie doggie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, love it.
Speaker 1: My dogs love that place.
Speaker 4: So they were staying right there, and then they ordered
Speaker 4: these giant pizzas. And then the next day they had
Speaker 4: a flight and they're like, well, here take all our food,
Speaker 4: and it was just a big bin of butter and
Speaker 4: and then these leftover pizzas and they're just in my refrigerator.
Speaker 2: So of course I ate it all in twenty four hours.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, well you don't want it to go bad exactly.
Speaker 5: Got away food is the crime.
Speaker 2: I'd rather I go bad on the inside.
Speaker 5: Put it in the trash can.
Speaker 2: That's what I did. And I really can tell that
Speaker 2: I've been eating.
Speaker 7: Shitty energy so bad and just blaming it on like
Speaker 7: my family. I'm having family problem. I tell you to
Speaker 7: kill yourself.
Speaker 3: It works when you have like that kind of that
Speaker 3: kind of nerve rattling, nerve jangling, like onslaught emotional bullshit.
Speaker 1: It's like two bagels solves it. It fucking solves it.
Speaker 7: It was sorry, unrelenting bleakness. Yeah, and like with in
Speaker 7: a bleak place like if this was if this was.
Speaker 5: Not happening in like a dead town nowhere, like it
Speaker 5: might feel a little better. And it was cold too,
Speaker 5: it was cold too.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, just everything yeah.
Speaker 3: Sad, I mean, and there's not that much going on,
Speaker 3: so it's like, yeah, all of a sudden, Applebee's looks
Speaker 3: like the fucking.
Speaker 5: Oh I got hammered at Applebee's one night, right, and
Speaker 5: it was so fun.
Speaker 1: Their pretzel sticks are just like the highest quality just
Speaker 1: it's cuisine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, eating good in the neighborhood.
Speaker 1: That's right. Stop acting like you're above Applebee's because you're not.
Speaker 2: No one is, even though you live right above Apple Bears.
Speaker 1: If you're experienced human life in any way, you need
Speaker 1: Apple Bears.
Speaker 7: I'm so hungry that Legit sounded so good right now.
Speaker 7: Like if I just lived above just the Aroma.
Speaker 5: Help me, I could just walk down.
Speaker 1: I could have caeso in my hand.
Speaker 4: When I moved to Austin and I lived above a
Speaker 4: faux like a noodle restaurant, So it was just constantly
Speaker 4: the steam of hot soups rising through the floorboards into
Speaker 4: my nose and into my brain like the beckoning of
Speaker 4: a tasty, tasty treat.
Speaker 3: And I.
Speaker 2: Used to go I had no money, and I would say,
Speaker 2: do you have any leftover? And they would give me.
Speaker 2: They started knocking on my were and giving me noodles
Speaker 2: because all I had was a hot pad or a
Speaker 2: hot you know, a surface. There's no kitchen, it was
Speaker 2: a room.
Speaker 1: It was the window.
Speaker 2: It was just just yeah, like a pie that Yogi
Speaker 2: bear would float towards and yeah, I oh got it.
Speaker 2: It was. It's it's not fun living above a restaurant.
Speaker 2: The noise and the smells. Oh yeah, oh yeah, this's
Speaker 2: got dark. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Do you think it'd be fun to live above a bar?
Speaker 5: I lived above my favorite bar in Chicago?
Speaker 1: Oh shit, how did it go?
Speaker 7: It was fun, but I'm glad it had an ending, yes,
Speaker 7: because it's too easy. And it literally was like my favorite,
Speaker 7: Like it was the bar I first found when I
Speaker 7: first moved there that like felt kind of like oh
Speaker 7: this is my cheers.
Speaker 5: I met the owners. They're great.
Speaker 2: Did you make you drink all the time? Though?
Speaker 5: They made me?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I get wanna overserved you. My friend Ryans come on,
Speaker 9: I'm you're done for My friend Ryan in Boston, he
Speaker 9: lived above a but the entrant he had to walk
Speaker 9: through the bar to get into his place.
Speaker 4: Oh, so he was like, come home and there was
Speaker 4: the hazard of someone handing him a shot or something
Speaker 4: that I'm just trying to go home and get some
Speaker 4: work done.
Speaker 5: That's like a fever dream from like an alcoholic movie
Speaker 5: from the Four Days. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, anything he's walking
Speaker 5: through is the bar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like come on, come like, okay, wise guy, huh,
Speaker 2: I'm just going home.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I lived above my favorite bar and across the street
Speaker 7: from my favorite all night diner.
Speaker 1: Woh shit.
Speaker 2: It was heaven for a year, the best.
Speaker 5: Yeah. And I was young enough where like you know,
Speaker 5: you were invincible.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's well, we used to when I lived in
Speaker 3: San Francisco, we lived in the Upper Haight, and so
Speaker 3: we lived on Clayton and Waller, So we basically lived
Speaker 3: two blocks two blocks and then a quick right turn
Speaker 3: away from our favorite bar and my big thing was
Speaker 3: I wanted to one night tire rowe from our front
Speaker 3: door to the bar.
Speaker 1: So I could get as drunk as I wanted and
Speaker 1: get home like that. I was like, what if I
Speaker 1: just did, this would be okay, like a zip line. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that basically kind of like this is how.
Speaker 7: I'm I was thinking more like a bread crumb trail,
Speaker 7: Like you just grabbed the rope, all right, right.
Speaker 3: Right, No, that's a good way if you're lost in
Speaker 3: the forest, right, but you're lost in your own alcoholism, you.
Speaker 1: Can just grab this velvet gar.
Speaker 5: The're so good.
Speaker 1: They're amazing. They're amazing.
Speaker 5: They're like out of a movie, every single one of them,
Speaker 5: or at least they were.
Speaker 1: But do you want to hear My favorite memory maybe
Speaker 1: of life, was when The Simpsons.
Speaker 5: If you say skunk bar.
Speaker 1: Ill know you're stealing Chris's idea.
Speaker 3: When The Simpsons began, there was a bar in Noe
Speaker 3: Valley that played it every I believe it was aired
Speaker 3: on Sunday nights, and so Sunday nights you would go
Speaker 3: to this bar at seven fifty nine and they would
Speaker 3: turn on The Simpsons and it would be packed, and
Speaker 3: then everyone would go quiet, and then watch the Simpsons laugh.
Speaker 1: No one said a word, and then.
Speaker 3: When it would go to commercial, everyone would start talking.
Speaker 3: And every Sunday that's how we went and watched the
Speaker 3: so long and it was like I could feel it
Speaker 3: where I'm like, this is a thing, this is like
Speaker 3: a cultural thing, and we're here for it.
Speaker 1: Like it was so exciting.
Speaker 2: It has to be in town a mose tavern themed
Speaker 2: shitty bar, right, is there one?
Speaker 1: There's one at Universal City Walk?
Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah, but that's still yeah. Do they even
Speaker 2: have alcohol at it?
Speaker 3: I think they do, actually yeah, but it's you know,
Speaker 3: there's big, like actual fiberglass Simpson characters.
Speaker 4: Okay, because it's universal, it's universal the love of that show.
Speaker 1: It's universal. How much human beings need city walks. It's
Speaker 1: just what we need.
Speaker 5: It's up there with.
Speaker 1: That. Is that a Jane's addiction? It's like Perry Farrell
Speaker 1: from Italy falling off.
Speaker 2: The Willhelmi Italian.
Speaker 1: All Right, I guess we're wrapping it down. Yeah, wow,
Speaker 1: we've done our work.
Speaker 2: Sorry. I hope you're I hope your year is better now, James,
Speaker 2: I know you're fine.
Speaker 7: I'm a straight white man. No one wants to hear
Speaker 7: me complain. But if you'd like to hear me complain,
Speaker 7: come to every second Sunday of the month. I'll do
Speaker 7: a free show with Alan Strickland Williams from TV not
Speaker 7: Me at Bigfoot Lodge. Yes, pm, every second Sunday.
Speaker 4: If you're in Los Angeles, please go see James Fritz
Speaker 4: do stand up.
Speaker 2: He's very good at it.
Speaker 1: He is very fun exalted. Oh, he's adored, beloved and
Speaker 1: good at it.
Speaker 3: Also, I'm sorry I can't remember the name of it offhand,
Speaker 3: because you have one of the best album cover photos
Speaker 3: of all time.
Speaker 1: Oh what's the name of your album?
Speaker 5: Thank you? It's called Still Together and.
Speaker 1: It's James with James and then standing next to James
Speaker 1: is so funny, optimistic me and yeah, it's so good.
Speaker 5: Still to im glad you're and crack it open and
Speaker 5: listen to the material. But the cover's really nice.
Speaker 1: This cover is Look, this is sales.
Speaker 5: We're in a bi Yeah, you can hear it for free.
Speaker 5: I'll make a penny. But if you buy it, you
Speaker 5: get the cover at home. Yes, you can frame it.
Speaker 4: And just for for keepsake purposes, do not take off
Speaker 4: the cellophane please gut that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a joke about Also a shout out to Kim.
Speaker 5: New Money, who took the phone as of that. She's
Speaker 5: such a good picture genius.
Speaker 1: Congratulations Kim, Thank you Kim. Kim, You're the best part
Speaker 1: of James's album.
Speaker 2: I am like you.
Speaker 5: Hey, I was just trying to look good, sorry, and
Speaker 5: it looked like a nice person.
Speaker 7: I was looking at Mike's tonight to like for you
Speaker 7: all to baby drive me to and one of them
Speaker 7: was at a new Mommy Burger.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, something lalas la prossena something.
Speaker 5: Some law. I never go to one of the laws.
Speaker 1: I don't blamer laws that there is.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 7: I'm also headlining the Chatterbox in West Coviina, February sixth.
Speaker 1: Are you real?
Speaker 3: Yeah? That's great, run by Steve Hernandez. Please contact Steve
Speaker 3: Hernandez if you'd like to do a set.
Speaker 2: On James and if you're in the area and want
Speaker 2: to get a super route nearby super dealership, I'll give
Speaker 2: you a hell of a deal If you mentioned code.
Speaker 4: Words chatterbox, No Steve at the Chatterbox, it's chatterbox dot
Speaker 4: com forward slash super route.
Speaker 2: So should we wrap it up?
Speaker 1: Then we're doing let's wrap it down.
Speaker 2: Let's wrap it down, let's package it, let's mass produce it.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: Oh no, James, it was great to see you.
Speaker 5: It's my pleasure. I grate to see you and talk
Speaker 5: to you too.
Speaker 2: Very fun.
Speaker 5: Cheered me up, you checked me right out.
Speaker 1: This was a good one.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: That's the best thing is you have to get back
Speaker 3: with people when you come home from that fucking tragic shit.
Speaker 1: You have to dive right back into people.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you don't just take it out on your girlfriend.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I mean, you live your life, you know,
Speaker 1: we're very strong.
Speaker 2: Dive into your friends like a loving mosh pit. You've
Speaker 2: been listening to Do you need a ride?
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