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Speaker 1: poppers in the penthouse to clearinghouse of hot takes, break

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Speaker 1: free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller

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Speaker 1: starts right now in the air everywhere, the sore is underway.

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Speaker 1: It is a parte even on an Easter Sunday, the

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Speaker 1: which has become one of the more popular features of

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Speaker 1: And how embarrassing is it every week you have to

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Speaker 1: Who does that? Somebody? You have grown? Name someone right now?

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Speaker 1: Justin doesn't Justin bust the time about the clippers. He's

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Speaker 1: a troll. He's a low grade troll. Justin. That guy

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Speaker 1: that is a sieve. That guy is just an absolute sip,

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Speaker 1: that's what he is. He's just you don't understand the

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Speaker 1: mallow militia motto. All right, We welcome everyone, right, we

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Speaker 1: have the Mallew Militia oath, which, by the way, we

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Speaker 1: matter whether you're liberal or conservative, or independent, or gay

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Speaker 1: We're not into racial identity politics like the Democrats are.

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Speaker 1: We welcome everyone, but we bust each other's balls, all right.

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Speaker 1: And you're not good at that. You can't handle that,

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Speaker 1: you a lie. Okay, they eat you alive. The piranha.

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Speaker 1: The attack puppies get you. The poodles that the attack

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Speaker 1: poodles get you. Now, they're all little bitches. The Mallar

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Speaker 1: That's exactly what they do on point as scheduled Monday

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Speaker 1: all right, when are you taking your next holiday? I

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Speaker 1: plumber in here next week. How about that electrician. That's

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Speaker 1: an electrician, dude, if you know a good electrician, contact needs. Well,

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Speaker 1: let's get to the mailbag, uh and listen. Cameos obviously avail,

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Speaker 1: gave was the real version. We talked about this early

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Speaker 1: in January of twenty nineteen. Well, I talked about a

425
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Speaker 1: lot of Actually I talked about a lot of things,

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Speaker 1: but you usually talk about a lot of things with

427
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Speaker 1: a lot of people. But I wasn't gonna do the

428
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Speaker 1: podcast while I had the two radio gigs I was

429
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Speaker 1: talking to do it. I my I was stretched thin

430
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Speaker 1: as I could possibly be stretched. But it reminded me

431
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:44,080
Speaker 1: when I was doing the EI stuff. It reminded me

432
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Speaker 1: when I had the website Ben Mallard dot com and

433
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Speaker 1: I would do that for like twelve hours thirteen hours

434
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Speaker 1: a day and then do the radio was paying the ast.

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Speaker 1: Yeah anyway, Uh, Carlos in Bang Bang Houston, Texas, he says,

436
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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. David as a producer, was all right?

437
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Speaker 1: Kind is that? Congratulations guests on According to our guy

438
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Speaker 1: in Houston, you were adequate. Wow, I dope. I love it.

439
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,520
Speaker 1: Uh it wasn't great, but was it wasn't bad either? Well,

440
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:24,359
Speaker 1: you weren't bad anyway, Uh, he says. Anyway, what are

441
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Speaker 1: your your guys favorite documentary of all time? What are

442
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:28,800
Speaker 1: your favorite documentaries of all time? And what is the

443
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Speaker 1: name of the series that you watched on Netflix that

444
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:35,840
Speaker 1: devalued all the baseball cards and stuff like that? All right? Uh,

445
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Speaker 1: so you've asked two separate questions. The baseball documentary, I

446
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Speaker 1: believe it was called Jack of All Trades. I'm not

447
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Speaker 1: sure if it's still available on on the streaming services

448
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:48,160
Speaker 1: or not, but jack of all trades and it goes

449
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:51,720
Speaker 1: into the late eighties early nineties and how the baseball

450
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:54,480
Speaker 1: card and market just all of us who are around

451
00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:56,160
Speaker 1: the age where we bought a bunch of baseball cards

452
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Speaker 1: were complete jackasses because we we got screwed. They just

453
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Speaker 1: kept printing up baseball cards. My favorite documentaries off the

454
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Speaker 1: top of my head, the three that stand out that

455
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Speaker 1: I recommended or must watch documentaries are Operation Odessa, super Men,

456
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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna throw in that super Size Me to

457
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Speaker 1: the Chicken thing that we we actually did a podcast

458
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Speaker 1: about that a couple of years ago. I thought that

459
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Speaker 1: was a really well done documentary. So those are the

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Speaker 1: three right off the top. Gascon Any documentaries that you

461
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Speaker 1: would like to add that there must watch, I guess

462
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Speaker 1: being a homer, i'd say, O. J May in America

463
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,560
Speaker 1: it was a really good documentary, wonder why. Yeah, that

464
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:41,399
Speaker 1: was fantastic. Um the Al Jazeera documentary that you sent me,

465
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Speaker 1: Oh the Dark Side and Dark that was that was

466
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Speaker 1: pretty good one. And I think the most entertaining one

467
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Speaker 1: for me was what we did the documentary coverage, um

468
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Speaker 1: with the fucking Russians and the submarine that was Operational Desk.

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Speaker 1: It was that was called Operational Desk. Really good one.

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Speaker 1: Quite a big character, a bunch of characters in that

471
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Speaker 1: they got nuclear they got a nuclear sub and helicopters.

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Speaker 1: And then the way they talked about it was, you know,

473
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Speaker 1: they finally rested that guy that was on the run. Yeah,

474
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Speaker 1: a couple of years ago, popped him. That was really good.

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Speaker 1: That was I agree, Uh, well made all right, keep

476
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Speaker 1: it going. It's the mail bag Sunday staple. Hey, if

477
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Speaker 1: you want to add content, if you think this is

478
00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:30,399
Speaker 1: good and you want to add your own question, we

479
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:32,760
Speaker 1: might use it on the podcast. There's a couple of

480
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Speaker 1: ways you can do it every Wednesday. I tried to

481
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Speaker 1: do it in the morning this week. I did it late.

482
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:39,000
Speaker 1: I think it was probably like almost midnight on the

483
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Speaker 1: East Coast. But Ben Mallards Show is the Facebook page,

484
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 1: and I will post every Wednesday on hump Day. I'll say, hey,

485
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Speaker 1: I need some questions for the mail bag. I'll beg,

486
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Speaker 1: I'll plead and uh and and so many of you

487
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:51,159
Speaker 1: have answered the call. But if you want to get

488
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Speaker 1: on there on the Facebook page, you can do that.

489
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:55,360
Speaker 1: Or if you're not on Facebook, or you just want

490
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Speaker 1: your your question to be private, you can send a

491
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Speaker 1: question in care of the Real Fifth Hour at gmail

492
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,879
Speaker 1: dot com. Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com. So

493
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:07,360
Speaker 1: there's a couple of ways you can send your questions

494
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 1: in We do. Thank you for that, John, But Jailer,

495
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 1: our buddy from alan Town, p A. Says Ben in Gascon.

496
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Speaker 1: Have you ever had any non traditional pets. My father

497
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:21,920
Speaker 1: was a biology teacher, so we had many creepy crawlers

498
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Speaker 1: growing up. Now I want to get a snake, but

499
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Speaker 1: the warden says no, So no snake, no snake for

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Speaker 1: John the jelly. Well, I never had anything crazy. My

501
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Speaker 1: brother had a snake, and I've told the story before,

502
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:37,119
Speaker 1: but I was a little freaked out by snakes. My

503
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Speaker 1: brother's a little older than me, and my mom and

504
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:43,080
Speaker 1: my brother the snake got out of the cage, and

505
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 1: my mom and my brother said, don't worry, Ben, the

506
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Speaker 1: snakes probably out in the in the backyard and the

507
00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:49,680
Speaker 1: trees or whatever. You have nothing to worry about. Uh.

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Speaker 1: And the snake was actually sleeping under my bed. We

509
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Speaker 1: found it under my bed and I got a little

510
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,240
Speaker 1: freaked out by that. But that's that's about it. What

511
00:27:56,520 --> 00:28:02,040
Speaker 1: about you, guess do you consider rabbits a non traditional pet? Nah?

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Speaker 1: I think more cats, dogs, and fish like a pig

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00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:11,359
Speaker 1: would be a non traditional pet. Pig coyote. No, I

514
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Speaker 1: haven't had. We We had our guy from North Hollywood's

515
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Speaker 1: got a pet bobcat. He domestic. Yes, we got a

516
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:24,280
Speaker 1: listener who domesticated a bobcat. That's awesome. Uh, yeah, until

517
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 1: the bobcat gets hungry late at night eats your nose.

518
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Speaker 1: But yeah, up until there, you're you're good. All right.

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Speaker 1: Lee from the Valley of the Sun says, how many

520
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 1: times have you guys been fired? Let's see here? I

521
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:42,280
Speaker 1: got fired from FSR one time college football gig, a

522
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:46,640
Speaker 1: studio show that I did, done, NBC Sports Network Done.

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Speaker 1: That's three. I didn't get fired from six ninety. I

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Speaker 1: relocated to another station in the company in l A.

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Speaker 1: I didn't get fired from w e I. It was

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Speaker 1: I had to leave on my own. Uh. Lost a

527
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 1: couple of website gigs. But I didn't really get fired.

528
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:05,960
Speaker 1: They just didn't offer me enough money, so I didn't

529
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 1: want to do it anymore. When I had Ben Mallar

530
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 1: dot com and I was with Yahoo and Fox Sports

531
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:13,200
Speaker 1: dot com, the money was just not it was ship money.

532
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 1: So I think it's only three times. What about you guess? Yeah,

533
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Speaker 1: only once. That was when I was working in the

534
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Speaker 1: banking industry, when they started just decimating mortgage departments after

535
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Speaker 1: the two thousand and seven two nine mortgage back securities.

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00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:32,800
Speaker 1: That took a nose dive. So you're not counting when

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Speaker 1: the baseball team went to the Carolinas. No, they dissolved.

538
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 1: The team just dissolved flat I thought they relocated in

539
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 1: the North Carolina and they dissolved flat out. Sure about that.

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00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:52,040
Speaker 1: I'm positive Mason the Millennial alright, see, and he says,

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Speaker 1: I had another five star review. But this is also

542
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Speaker 1: what I'd like to contribute. Uh, he says, all jokes aside,

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00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:05,200
Speaker 1: I love of your guys. Combo. Uh, then this must

544
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Speaker 1: be a miss. I don't know. It just says David's

545
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:13,640
Speaker 1: not a bad guy. Okay, this thick it sound? Why

546
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Speaker 1: does it sound painful for you to say that? But

547
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:18,719
Speaker 1: but he says, don't don't don't tell him that, all right.

548
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 1: I will not Mason, I will not tell I will

549
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:24,680
Speaker 1: not tell Mason the Millennial at Gagon is a good guy.

550
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:26,840
Speaker 1: And Mason, you should be on Baseball Reference, right, now,

551
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:28,320
Speaker 1: I know it's Sunday, but you should be on Baseball

552
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 1: reference trying to learn you know, maybe one player in baseball.

553
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 1: How about that? You just point that out alright, Ohio,

554
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:41,200
Speaker 1: al rights, and he says, Ben, if you are at

555
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 1: a four way stop intersection, car in front and to

556
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,800
Speaker 1: the side are trying to be so nice. They both

557
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 1: sit there forever waiting for the other person to go

558
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:55,560
Speaker 1: How many seconds do you consider it appropriate before you

559
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 1: honk your horn to get somebody moving off their ass.

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00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 1: I usually wait three to four seconds before I I

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00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,200
Speaker 1: hit the horn. Do you think that is too much

562
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:10,720
Speaker 1: or not enough? Yeah? Well played? Uh well, here's the

563
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:15,120
Speaker 1: way I I look at all of the variables involved

564
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Speaker 1: in this. Am I alone in the car? Am I

565
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 1: with my wife in the car? If I with a

566
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:23,520
Speaker 1: relative in the car? Right? So I look at that. Uh.

567
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 1: Then I also look at the other people, whether or

568
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:30,680
Speaker 1: not they might have guns in their car, right, because

569
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Speaker 1: some people get triggered just by a horn honk. But yeah,

570
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 1: three or four seconds is more than enough. I mean,

571
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Speaker 1: and we live in the age where every time I'm

572
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Speaker 1: at a stoplight, I feel like the person in front

573
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Speaker 1: of me is texting away and not watching the signal,

574
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:49,400
Speaker 1: and so there's always this lag time. Now at least

575
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 1: I've noticed this where they're looking at their phones and

576
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:54,240
Speaker 1: they're not driving and paying attention, and so it ends

577
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 1: up becoming problematic. But I don't hank the horn as much.

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00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:00,400
Speaker 1: And I'll tell you why. Al uh, because I have

579
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Speaker 1: a rather meek, weak sounding horn. It's not a masculine,

580
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 1: strong horn. It's a very weak horn. And I feel

581
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:10,800
Speaker 1: a little embarrassed. It's like a clown horn. Dude, Like

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00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:12,840
Speaker 1: I said, you know, I don't know. If I had

583
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 1: a more masculine, loud, powerful, intimidating horn, I would use

584
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 1: it more. But I don't. I don't have that sounds prison.

585
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:25,320
Speaker 1: You want to chime in here, are you get? Well,

586
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 1: the rules of the road. You typically have the driver

587
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:32,440
Speaker 1: to your right, you allow them, you yield to the

588
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 1: driver to the right. Now we're not doing rules, we're

589
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 1: doing what actually happens. Yeah, well, I always observe the

590
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 1: driver to the right, So I will wait, and if

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00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:45,960
Speaker 1: I have to wait, i'll wait. Okay. Rock Sanne in

592
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:51,200
Speaker 1: Colorado Rights and you might know her work. She is

593
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 1: a big fan girl for you, by the way, all right,

594
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:57,520
Speaker 1: as she should be I don't know but that, she says.

595
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Speaker 1: First off, whoever Gretchen is tell her to go listen

596
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:04,000
Speaker 1: to someone else or something else. Oh, she's referring to

597
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 1: the previous podcast. A second, whoever said Brian Finley was

598
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:13,320
Speaker 1: better at the podcast than Gascon needs their head checked.

599
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:17,640
Speaker 1: Rock Sand says Finley is seriously a creep and a stalker.

600
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:22,400
Speaker 1: Wow damn. She says, his updates are atrocious and he

601
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:25,200
Speaker 1: looks and sounds like he smokes five pounds of we today. Wow,

602
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 1: Rock Sand damn, believe them. I disagree with everything Rock

603
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Speaker 1: Sanne said, except the part where he's a stalker. He's

604
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Speaker 1: a Stage five clinger, Ryan Finley, she says. Third, whatever

605
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 1: you have to do to get Gascon to do the podcast,

606
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 1: please do it. The chemistry and the banter between you

607
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:48,560
Speaker 1: two is hilarious and much needed entertainment on the weekends.

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Speaker 1: Rock Sand, every time I see your name, Rocks and

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Speaker 1: I think of the song by the way, But listen,

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Speaker 1: listen to me, all right, take a step back, all right.

611
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:02,000
Speaker 1: I know, I know you're a fan of Gascout. I

612
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,280
Speaker 1: don't know what happened. I don't know why. It seems

613
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:05,880
Speaker 1: odd to me that you'd be such a fan of his.

614
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:10,759
Speaker 1: But please, I thought it was well written. Yeah, well

615
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 1: interpreted by you. Uh she She's not done. She says

616
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:18,480
Speaker 1: whoever said stick to sports should know you do a

617
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:21,759
Speaker 1: sports show five days a week. And if that's all

618
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:23,799
Speaker 1: they want to hear, they can just listen to that.

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Speaker 1: Some of us actually do appreciate the podcast and gascon

620
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:35,239
Speaker 1: and some of us are women. Okay, it's good. How

621
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:39,040
Speaker 1: much should you pay for that? Talk about cameo letter?

622
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 1: But it's fine? Okay, Yeah, yeah, Roxanne, just get guests.

623
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Speaker 1: Got to do a cameo for you. I'm done, problem solved.

624
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:50,040
Speaker 1: Yeah you do. You would you do a cameo Roxanne wanted?

625
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Speaker 1: Like with your shirt off? When you do that? You would? Yeah? Interesting,

626
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Speaker 1: I would not be Yeah you would don't. I wouldn't.

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Speaker 1: I would not do a cameo with my Didn't you

628
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:05,880
Speaker 1: do a cameo video with for someone in your robe? No?

629
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Speaker 1: I didn't do it, right. I had a Philadelphia Phillies

630
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:14,080
Speaker 1: like a Philly fanatic goofy hat that I wore for

631
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Speaker 1: one that's as crazy as I've got, and I actually

632
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Speaker 1: know I did for Hollering James. I did one somebody

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Speaker 1: bought for Hallerwy James cameo and I wore I had

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Speaker 1: this like Viking head dress thing that that I wore

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Speaker 1: his you know, hollering James in Minnesota loves his his Viking,

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Speaker 1: so I had to I do that, all right. Moving on. Hello,

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00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:43,560
Speaker 1: my name is Tad and I'm from Portland, Oregon. Hello, Tad,

638
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 1: I'm a new listener for about two weeks now. Well,

639
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:49,360
Speaker 1: welcome to the Mallow Militia. Tad. Good to have you

640
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 1: with us, he says. And now I listened to the

641
00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:56,400
Speaker 1: entire overnight show, and I guess he's now a podcast

642
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:58,640
Speaker 1: listener as well. He had a question about Matthew Stafford.

643
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,680
Speaker 1: I think we answered this actually on the radio show

644
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 1: the other night that but Matthew Stafford is going to

645
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 1: be wonderful, right, this is a major upgrade. They had

646
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 1: that scrawny, hollow cheeked loser in uh in Jared Goff.

647
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:19,359
Speaker 1: I said that with the most kind intentions. But now

648
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 1: they have this colosso veteran, a colossal goliath of a quarterback.

649
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 1: So in comparison Matthew Stafford versus Jared Goff is he's

650
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:35,000
Speaker 1: Stafford's a yetie, alright, He's he's the abominable snowman coming

651
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:37,480
Speaker 1: from Detroit, and he looks like he's in shape. He

652
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 1: looks like he lost weight, you could see it in

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00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:42,719
Speaker 1: his face. He looks like he's in game shape. So

654
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Speaker 1: I'm betting on Sean McVeigh being a really good coach,

655
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Speaker 1: one of the top five coaches in the NFL. And

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00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 1: if I'm right about that, if I'm correct about that,

657
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:57,000
Speaker 1: then that would mean that Stafford, who hasn't had a

658
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:59,759
Speaker 1: really good coach in his career with the Lions, with

659
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:03,279
Speaker 1: the XS and ohs, ability of Sean McVeigh to drop

660
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:05,440
Speaker 1: up an offense, and now a quarterback that can actually

661
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:08,440
Speaker 1: run that offense without having to be spoon fed like

662
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 1: Jared Golf, this should be an amazing relationship. So I

663
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 1: anticipate big things for Matthew Stepford. We had Sean Salisbury

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Speaker 1: on the Great Houston Talk Shows to ESPN Guy back

665
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:21,440
Speaker 1: in the day, and Sean Salisbury said he thinks Stafford's

666
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 1: got shot at winning the m v P in the

667
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:26,440
Speaker 1: NFL this year, but that it would be fun. That

668
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:28,759
Speaker 1: division is going to be pretty much wide open if

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00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:33,279
Speaker 1: San Francisco gets fully healthy, well, they don't have I

670
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:36,400
Speaker 1: don't really have a quarterback. The Niners, you know they

671
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:38,719
Speaker 1: have a guy that and the Arizona does. They got

672
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 1: a pint sign and they've got alligator on. It's not

673
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:45,239
Speaker 1: August yet, and there'son to take shots at Murray. Keep

674
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:48,879
Speaker 1: you gotta stay, stay in shape, gotta be prepared. Boys

675
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:53,520
Speaker 1: the garden home there running around there, you go, Let's

676
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:57,320
Speaker 1: use your guy, get shorty. That's that's what the defense

677
00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:01,399
Speaker 1: to say when they play year number three for Aler Murray. Yeah,

678
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:05,480
Speaker 1: I've heard that before. Barely bigger than a garden only.

679
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:08,160
Speaker 1: It's gonna be great. We can put some you can

680
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 1: put your your money where your mouth is. When we

681
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 1: get down to regular season totals, yeah, we'll do that.

682
00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:15,839
Speaker 1: We'll do that. I look forward to it. Of course,

683
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 1: the total is gonna be low because the Cardinals have

684
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 1: they put a great team together. It was like they'd

685
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:22,720
Speaker 1: have a really good team with all these old guys

686
00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:27,239
Speaker 1: they keep signing. Brandon in Wisconsin says, I know this

687
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:29,600
Speaker 1: is more of a girl thing to do, but have

688
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:32,920
Speaker 1: you thought about what you would name your kids slash

689
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Speaker 1: children if you were to have them. With our twins coming,

690
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 1: my wife and I have been thinking of both boy

691
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:44,280
Speaker 1: and girl names. It's really becoming difficult. So from Brandon

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00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 1: in Wisconsin. Yeah, the name things. That's a tough one,

693
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:51,640
Speaker 1: right because you a lot of families wanna honor a relative,

694
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Speaker 1: you know, from from previous generations. Other people want original names.

695
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:59,239
Speaker 1: It's a tough it's a tough deal. And then the

696
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Speaker 1: name is sold part because like it kind of work.

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00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:05,480
Speaker 1: Most people work in to the name, like you know,

698
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:09,759
Speaker 1: the cliche if you you you know, if you name

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00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:13,440
Speaker 1: like a woman a certain name, she's more inclined to

700
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:16,800
Speaker 1: be a dancer. You know what I'm saying. Guess singer,

701
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 1: do you go? Would you go Biblical with the name? Um,

702
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 1: I don't know. It depends if Brandon's a religious you're

703
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:28,880
Speaker 1: asking me, I would likely honor a relative or I

704
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:32,279
Speaker 1: try to come up with a unique name, but not

705
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 1: a unique name that is so off the grid. You know,

706
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:38,680
Speaker 1: there's some names that are not as popular. When I

707
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:41,440
Speaker 1: was a kid, Ben was not a popular name. There's

708
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Speaker 1: a lot of people named Ben now, But when I

709
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 1: was a kid, it was not popular and they just

710
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:47,160
Speaker 1: the only band that was famous was Benji the dog

711
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:51,920
Speaker 1: in a in these movies. And uh, yeah, it's a

712
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:55,960
Speaker 1: tough call. I mean that's I'm guessing woke society. At

713
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 1: some point, Brandon will say kids should not be named

714
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:00,880
Speaker 1: until they're old enough to pick their own name, right,

715
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:05,120
Speaker 1: you know, because it's it's it's really wrong that these

716
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 1: kids are forced to have their their names presented to

717
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:10,360
Speaker 1: them by their parents. It's not right. Whatever they do,

718
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:13,720
Speaker 1: they can't butcher the spelling. So if they go Jeff,

719
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:17,239
Speaker 1: please don't go G E O F F. You don't

720
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:21,680
Speaker 1: want the toys r US version. Yeah, you know. And

721
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:24,399
Speaker 1: the other thing too, is like you want your kid

722
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:26,360
Speaker 1: to be able to go to Disneyland and get the

723
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:30,239
Speaker 1: little license plate with their name on it, if possible, right,

724
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:37,120
Speaker 1: if possible. And if you're your your name is like Jabroni,

725
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:39,759
Speaker 1: it's hard to find a little license plate that says

726
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 1: Jabroni or something like that. Anyway. Uh. Jared from Montclair

727
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:48,600
Speaker 1: in Callie says, how do the Clippers win come playoff

728
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:52,560
Speaker 1: time with Kauai and playoff p Well, Jared just watched

729
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:56,440
Speaker 1: stay tuned because they're gonna win the NBA Championship this year. Emmett,

730
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:59,239
Speaker 1: the blind Seahawk fan in Olympia, Washington, says, if you

731
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 1: could buy a shirt that says anything, bad about the Astros.

732
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:06,880
Speaker 1: Would you buy it and wear it now? I'm not

733
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 1: gonna buy astro. Eddie sent me a shirt as a

734
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:14,200
Speaker 1: gift a couple of years ago that said asterisk Houston asterisk,

735
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:18,600
Speaker 1: which is a cool shirt. But that's it. I'm I

736
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:22,839
Speaker 1: don't need to wear any astro astro paraphidia, do not

737
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:26,399
Speaker 1: do not need that. Who else do we have here?

738
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:30,080
Speaker 1: Chris and Edmonton, Alberta says, how many times do you

739
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:33,040
Speaker 1: think Kyrie Irving is going to take a personal day?

740
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:35,480
Speaker 1: Do you think he'll ever play for the Nets again? Wait,

741
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 1: he came back, Chris, you said this before he came back,

742
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:39,760
Speaker 1: But he came back. If he pulls the same stunt

743
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:41,680
Speaker 1: during the playoffs and we if we get there, if

744
00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:45,719
Speaker 1: they get there, any chance that the Nets have of

745
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 1: taking home a ring without Kyrie available? Yeah, they can

746
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:51,879
Speaker 1: win without Kyrie. If Harden and Durant are there, they're

747
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:54,560
Speaker 1: they're certainly more than capable of winning. But unfortunately we're

748
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:58,399
Speaker 1: gonna lose to the Clippers in the NBA Finals. Kent

749
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:02,800
Speaker 1: in Colorado writes it. Uh. He says, I've listened to

750
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:06,680
Speaker 1: another fine podcast when he sent this email in he

751
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 1: sucked up to you a little bit clearly that I'm

752
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:10,840
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna skip over that part there by job

753
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:14,319
Speaker 1: by him. Uh, he says, when next in Vegas, try

754
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:18,359
Speaker 1: a pastrami on rye from the Greenberg's Delhi at New York,

755
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 1: New York. Good idea, I don't know, but that I'm

756
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:25,360
Speaker 1: a I'm a Langer's Deli guy in l A. But

757
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 1: I don't give a shot. I guess what's your favorite

758
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:31,399
Speaker 1: place to eat at in Vegas? Uh, there's a barbecue

759
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:34,440
Speaker 1: place that we go to that is off the strip,

760
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:37,760
Speaker 1: right near that row that has all the strip clubs

761
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:40,520
Speaker 1: on it. Uh, that's we gotta I gotta get back to.

762
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:42,040
Speaker 1: I've been a Vegas in a couple of years. And

763
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 1: I also loved the the Deep Dish Chicago pizza place, Uh,

764
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 1: which is the same one from Chicago. What's the name

765
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:53,799
Speaker 1: of it? Social the G's Dear Donald's. Yeah, that's it.

766
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:55,840
Speaker 1: But that that's really good. But you gotta you or

767
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:57,640
Speaker 1: you gotta wait an hour. It takes like an hour

768
00:42:57,760 --> 00:42:59,879
Speaker 1: for that to make. The pie at at the Heart

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00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:04,640
Speaker 1: Rock Um Pink Taco It's a Mexican cantina. Really fucking good.

770
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:07,719
Speaker 1: Probably my favorite place in in Vegas to eat at,

771
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:11,720
Speaker 1: just because the the margaritas are in those giant bowls

772
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:14,600
Speaker 1: pretty much. And then the plates that you bring out

773
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:17,760
Speaker 1: like a taco plater, a britto plater, just mons stories

774
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:19,640
Speaker 1: or like oh and there was a we found. There's

775
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,120
Speaker 1: a speakeasy Italian place my wife likes. And then there's

776
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 1: another Italian place which is off the strip and it's

777
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:27,800
Speaker 1: like open all night. They got you know, typical, but

778
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:30,839
Speaker 1: it's just like in a strip mall. It's really good,

779
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:34,320
Speaker 1: really good fetucchini out freight. I forget the name many.

780
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 1: I gotta come up with the name, but I can't.

781
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 1: Also says that Verne Lundquist lives in Steamboat Springs. We

782
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:44,719
Speaker 1: gotta get Verne Lundquist on the podcast. It can't. If

783
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:47,759
Speaker 1: you run into Verne, can you tell them we want

784
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:49,800
Speaker 1: to get him on the podcast. Give him our card.

785
00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:52,759
Speaker 1: I'd love to get Vernon. You know who I would

786
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:55,120
Speaker 1: really like. I want to get Al Michaels. Can we

787
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:57,920
Speaker 1: get al Michaels? Do you know al Michael's a gag on?

788
00:43:58,239 --> 00:44:02,040
Speaker 1: He was the first celebrity I ever met. Um, so

789
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:04,520
Speaker 1: you don't know him? What you met him? No, I

790
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:07,200
Speaker 1: don't know. I can try to get him. We should

791
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:10,840
Speaker 1: I had dinner, not that he'll remember, but when the

792
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 1: Kings were in the Stanley Cup finals, I'll love the

793
00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:15,880
Speaker 1: l a Kings, And he sat at the table in

794
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:19,800
Speaker 1: the media dining room and told stories about watching King's

795
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:23,919
Speaker 1: games when they were terrible back back in the day.

796
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:26,759
Speaker 1: So he was weren't a baseball cab ract casual. It

797
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:28,120
Speaker 1: was cool. I wonder if he had money on the

798
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:36,440
Speaker 1: puck line. Gordo from Victoria right since says Ben Ben

799
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:40,200
Speaker 1: being a degenerate gambler. As you I previously mentioned, I

800
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:43,480
Speaker 1: am a in a handful of gambling groups on Facebook. Well,

801
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:47,880
Speaker 1: last week when Montres Harold sucked, a guy lost his

802
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:53,080
Speaker 1: bet and he sent Harold a d M on Instagram

803
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:58,479
Speaker 1: and Mantres Harold replied, he said about that. Uh, Gordo says,

804
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:01,640
Speaker 1: have you ever sent a men sage and haven't been

805
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:06,520
Speaker 1: replied to? But I guess he's talking about a celebrity. Um, yeah, no,

806
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:09,600
Speaker 1: I don't usually do that. That's not my my m O,

807
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:13,640
Speaker 1: IM my experience with social media's I'll I'll end up

808
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 1: getting blocked because guys like that pervert. Deshaun Watson, the

809
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:21,760
Speaker 1: accused pervert, will search their name out and get upset

810
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:24,919
Speaker 1: with something I say. They'll hear about it, either from

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00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:27,920
Speaker 1: one of their fans, or they'll hear a clip on

812
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 1: the Internet, or maybe they even listened, and they get

813
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:34,239
Speaker 1: upset and then they'll they'll attack me. Uh. One of

814
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:37,760
Speaker 1: the funniest ones was when in Dominican Sue Who's on Tampa?

815
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:40,960
Speaker 1: When he was coming to the l A Rams, I

816
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 1: had a member of the Malla militia who was tipping

817
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:46,920
Speaker 1: me off told me that the report was that in

818
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,319
Speaker 1: Dominican was not going to play with the Rams, that

819
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:52,719
Speaker 1: the contract didn't work out. And a guy who's a

820
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 1: big fan of the show informed me because he had

821
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:58,600
Speaker 1: worked at a certain hotel that in Dominican had checked

822
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 1: in under an alias at the hote Hell and was

823
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:03,440
Speaker 1: about to sign with the Rams. So I reported that

824
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:08,040
Speaker 1: and in Domican got very upset and block me on

825
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:12,879
Speaker 1: on Twitter, upset that I had that inside information. Kathleen says,

826
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:17,719
Speaker 1: who's that guy on your show who laughs like Burt Reynolds. Yeah,

827
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 1: I don't is that Roberto? People like Roberto's laugh be

828
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:25,200
Speaker 1: it might be Roberto. And then the last one from

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00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 1: Charlie in Memphis. Uh, he says Uh, it wants me

830
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:36,799
Speaker 1: to praise. This must be a praise Gascon. It's kind

831
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:38,879
Speaker 1: of a hard weekend for you with all that fan mail.

832
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:42,920
Speaker 1: Did you send out a mass email begging people to

833
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:46,840
Speaker 1: send things in here? And social media power of reach

834
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:51,839
Speaker 1: and uh, power of my brilliance? What can I say less?

835
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 1: None of that is true unless none of that is true,

836
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:58,400
Speaker 1: which is also a possibility. Sounds painful when you read

837
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 1: these emails. Some of them are paying talking, some of

838
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:05,719
Speaker 1: them are paying. All right, listen, have a great rest

839
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 1: of your Easter Sunday and enjoy the baseball and look

840
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 1: forward to the championship game in college basketball. We'll be

841
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:16,800
Speaker 1: back on the radio. I will be anyway tonight live

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Speaker 1: show Easter Sunday into Monday. We will have the usual shenanigans,

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Speaker 1: shall we say so. It'll be all available for you

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Speaker 1: on Fox Sports Radio, the I Heart Radio app, wherever

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Speaker 1: you listen to the show. And also we'll have a

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Speaker 1: podcast up on Monday from the program, so we'll catch

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Speaker 1: you then. Stay healthy, remember review of the podcast, and

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Speaker 1: we'll catch you then.