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Speaker 1: He's back. It's birthday boy.
Speaker 2: The world traveler Deuce Paccino Boom Boom Collins is with
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Speaker 2: My name is Michael Rapport aka the Inflamed Oshcnazi aka
Speaker 2: the Salt of Sniff aka the Raging Bullshitter aka the
Speaker 2: Gringo Man Dingo aka mister New York. You are now
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Speaker 2: Welcome to the Iron Dome of Disruption. Welcome to the
Speaker 2: Ziggy Zone of Disruption. Hope everyone's feeling real good. Hope
Speaker 2: everybody's feeling super duper fantastic as we head into the
Speaker 2: last few days of the month of May twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2: If you could believe that we are in the last
Speaker 2: few days of the month of May, that means after
Speaker 2: May comes what June. You've asked for him, You've tweeted,
Speaker 2: you've DMD, you've emailed, and I delivered without further ado
Speaker 2: because the anticipation is just too much sometimes. Dino Casino
Speaker 2: aka Douce Collins aka Boom Boom Collins aka the Young
Speaker 2: Shooter Dean Collins is back on the Iron Rap Report
Speaker 2: Stereo podcast, the part time sometime co host of the
Speaker 2: Iron Rapport Stereo podcast. Who's turning thirty five years young
Speaker 2: this week.
Speaker 3: Boom, Yes, great intro. Love that kind of intro. Love
Speaker 3: that kind of intro. Man, I just just keep it
Speaker 3: positive like that moving forward. That sounds so good, and
Speaker 3: I think you called me boom boom. I don't know
Speaker 3: what first time I've ever heard that.
Speaker 1: I came up with that earlier today. Well, what is
Speaker 1: that boom boom?
Speaker 2: It's just boom boom Collins. Like, you come in, it's
Speaker 2: like boom boom, you know, and you come with the jokes.
Speaker 2: It's like boom boom and you bring that energy boom boom.
Speaker 1: So we call you boom boom Collins. I love that.
Speaker 3: It's like bam bam is a baby and now boom
Speaker 3: boom is an adult. It works. It fits you across
Speaker 3: the board. We don't need to discuss it.
Speaker 1: It fits.
Speaker 3: What about you, man? The hair, The hair is looking good.
Speaker 3: The skin's looking good. They you know, sometimes the skin
Speaker 3: is red. It's not looking that red lately. The eyes
Speaker 3: are piercing green. You have green eyes, right?
Speaker 1: Or blue? What do you mean the skin's not always?
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
Speaker 3: No, it's like the same with mine. It's like it
Speaker 3: depends on the day. It could wake up with a
Speaker 3: little bit of bloat. You could wake up with a
Speaker 3: little bit of like a new scab on your face.
Speaker 3: It happens to me, It happens to the best of
Speaker 3: us now.
Speaker 2: But when you're giving a compliment, just leave it as
Speaker 2: a compliment. Don't go it looks better than it did
Speaker 2: the last time or any of that. You could just
Speaker 2: say you look good. You have to say the last
Speaker 2: time you didn't look good. And sometimes you look blotchy
Speaker 2: and shitty. You don't have to say that.
Speaker 3: They didn't say that, but duly noted you did insinuate that.
Speaker 3: I didn't say blotchy, but it never looks blotchy, man,
Speaker 3: I'm just saying it rejuvenated great.
Speaker 1: I was thinking about it.
Speaker 3: I was thinking about doing a lymphatic drainage massage with
Speaker 3: a facial on the side. Is that something that you
Speaker 3: would be down to do as like a like homies, I.
Speaker 1: Totally be down to do lymphatic massage. I feel like
Speaker 1: this is the new word and it's the new trend.
Speaker 2: I feel like for people like you and me, it
Speaker 2: has to be eating correctly and then you need to
Speaker 2: go under the knife. I feel like lymphatic massages and
Speaker 2: facials and all that that's like it's comforting. My wife
Speaker 2: gets lymphatic massages and I know she it's relaxing. But
Speaker 2: I feel like, if you think you're gonna fix anything,
Speaker 2: particularly somebody that looks like you.
Speaker 1: A lymphatic massage is not enough. You need like a scalpel.
Speaker 2: Start cutting things, moving things, freezing things off, taking something
Speaker 2: from here.
Speaker 1: That's enough. It's enough.
Speaker 3: We understood the first time. I understand what you're saying,
Speaker 3: but I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just feel like it could be.
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to get that glow. Man, I'm trying
Speaker 3: to get that glow, like striving to look what you
Speaker 3: look like, which looks great right now.
Speaker 1: But yeah, appreciate that. Well. You know.
Speaker 2: The thing is is you're turning thirty five this week,
Speaker 2: and I'm going to tell you right now. We've discussed
Speaker 2: this on other I Am rap Port serial podcast episodes.
Speaker 2: I met you when I was thirty five and you
Speaker 2: were fifteen, and now I'm fifty five and you're turning
Speaker 2: thirty five. I want to tell you what nobody told me,
Speaker 2: or I want to emphasize what people may have told me,
Speaker 2: but I didn't listen to enjoy it while you can, motherfucker,
Speaker 2: because you're thirty five.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: Just think about how quick I in front of your
Speaker 2: eyes when from thirty five fifty five. Yeah, and I'm
Speaker 2: not just talking about the physical ramifications of aging.
Speaker 1: I hear about the whole thing.
Speaker 2: You're turning thirty five, enjoy it. And that's my words
Speaker 2: of wisdom and my birthday present for you this year.
Speaker 2: That what I just gave you is words of wisdom
Speaker 2: slash birthday present.
Speaker 1: So because it's your birthday week, I want to excuse me.
Speaker 1: I want to prepare you for on your birthday on
Speaker 1: May thirtieth, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2: Don't go like searching emails like, oh, is there an
Speaker 2: Amazon Prime for Michael Report or is there like a
Speaker 2: FedEx coming? What I just gave you is the present
Speaker 2: and go any further.
Speaker 3: I was really taking that all in, like legitimately taking
Speaker 3: that all in, going I'm waiting for that advice. It's
Speaker 3: sound advice. I understand the advice. And then you slipped
Speaker 3: and that was my birthday present at the end there,
Speaker 3: which is offensive to include that in that advice. Because
Speaker 3: I do the advice, man, I really do. Because I've
Speaker 3: found myself giving people advice that are in their twenties,
Speaker 3: like like I'm gonna be thirty five and I'm like, yo,
Speaker 3: you think you're old at twenty eight, and they'll go
Speaker 3: like people in their twenties. They'll be like, like someone
Speaker 3: in their mid twenties will be like, oh, you're so young,
Speaker 3: like you're only thirty four or whatever. But I would
Speaker 3: say that at twenty eight to someone who is like
Speaker 3: thirty five, or I would say that at twenty five
Speaker 3: to someone who's thirty five and go, you're young though
Speaker 3: you're young. But in the back of my head, I'd
Speaker 3: be like, oh, fuck, well, at least I'm not at
Speaker 3: least I'm not that age. At least I'm not thirty five,
Speaker 3: because you know that's that's old. But I understand time
Speaker 3: can fly like that. I do want to try and
Speaker 3: share my screen here if we can, huh uh, because
Speaker 3: I want to show that photo of you. I want
Speaker 3: to show here. I'm gonna do it right here.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Can you see can you see this? Wow?
Speaker 3: Okay, now, for the people who aren't listening, you'll have
Speaker 3: to watch the video. But this is a photo of
Speaker 3: me and Michael. Okay, it's me when I was fifteen
Speaker 3: years old. It's Michael when he So the date on
Speaker 3: this photo is March twenty third, two thousand and five. Okay,
Speaker 3: your birthday's March twentieth, So you had just turned thirty
Speaker 3: five years old. In this photo, it's the very first
Speaker 3: photo me and you have ever taken together. On the
Speaker 3: set of The War at Home. I was very excited
Speaker 3: to get a picture with you. But it is so trippy,
Speaker 3: Like you said, to talk about the fact that I'm
Speaker 3: going to be your age in this photo when we met,
Speaker 3: and that puts things in perspective for me, and it's
Speaker 3: just an absolute mind fuck.
Speaker 1: So that's insane. That picture're insane.
Speaker 2: It's fucked up on so many levels because you're not
Speaker 2: my son. You look like it could be my son
Speaker 2: and you somehow, some way you're store around and nobody
Speaker 2: understands the relationship.
Speaker 1: That can nextion we have. I don't understand it.
Speaker 2: You don't understand it, and I'm sure who's ever watching
Speaker 2: this is probably going what the fuck?
Speaker 1: For sure?
Speaker 2: But I like how you did that screen share. That
Speaker 2: was impressive. Man, did you did you have to bet?
Speaker 2: How'd you do that?
Speaker 1: I tried to just I had it teed up.
Speaker 3: But we need to do that for the podcast, where
Speaker 3: you could put the image there while we're talking about
Speaker 3: what we're talking about. We'll do that, Miles and Jordan.
Speaker 3: We got to do that. We'll line those two up.
Speaker 3: But that was impressive, man, Thank you.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Yeah.
Speaker 3: But you know, I wish, yeah, I wish, I wish.
Speaker 3: You know, the War at Home it's got it's like
Speaker 3: core fan base and the people who love it love it.
Speaker 3: I just wish it had the legs that some of
Speaker 3: these other shows have, so that me, you, Kyle, Kaylee,
Speaker 3: Ronnie Malick, we could all get on the road and
Speaker 3: do a fucking podcast rewatch of the whole show each episode.
Speaker 3: We could just rewatch the episodes and and think about
Speaker 3: what we were thinking about during that time or if
Speaker 3: we remembered it or not. That would be fun, And
Speaker 3: that may be something me and you just do for
Speaker 3: the diehard fans of the.
Speaker 2: Show, hard core War at Home fans, exactly because because
Speaker 2: the Word Home was such a good show and such
Speaker 2: a funny show. And I don't want to get into
Speaker 2: the weeds of the politics of a show being on
Speaker 2: a network and you know, the production companies not from
Speaker 2: the network, and you know that's what it is. But
Speaker 2: it was basically like the network was Fox and the
Speaker 2: production company wasn't Fox, so they want to you know,
Speaker 2: it started to get to a point in TV where
Speaker 2: the networks wanted to produce and on the shows, and
Speaker 2: YadA YadA, YadA YadA.
Speaker 3: Your brothers produced it, and they were like, no, we
Speaker 3: want all of it, and if we don't have all
Speaker 3: of it, we're getting rid of you kind of a thing.
Speaker 1: So they can't end up.
Speaker 2: And it's screwed up because they're like, we're getting rid
Speaker 2: of you, and we're like, this is a great show.
Speaker 1: We're busting our I mean, we used to work our
Speaker 1: asses off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and not that other people don't, but I know,
Speaker 2: specifically you and me. I mean I gave that show
Speaker 2: every single thing I had, and I know you were,
Speaker 2: although you were fifteen and annoying, like you really appreciated
Speaker 2: it when it was happening.
Speaker 1: I mean, you had a fucking ball doing that show.
Speaker 3: We had a ball and I I mean, look, I
Speaker 3: barely had anything to do. I mean when they did
Speaker 3: give me shit to do, it was all you know
Speaker 3: massive you're complaining about.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 3: I was going to give you a compliment, say that
Speaker 3: you're you had dialogue in every single scene. It was
Speaker 3: tough just to memorize my own shit every week, but
Speaker 3: to do it where you you were on every single page,
Speaker 3: and you would make me crinkle your script pages, and
Speaker 3: I would make you.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't make you.
Speaker 2: You said you wanted a job, like you want an
Speaker 2: extra pay, so I would pay you to be my
Speaker 2: sort of assistant because I had an actual assistant, and
Speaker 2: it'd be like, you're my assistant to my assistant.
Speaker 1: I didn't say I wanted a job.
Speaker 3: You said, if you want to keep your job on
Speaker 3: this show, here's a new job for you. You're gonna have
Speaker 3: to highlight and crinkle my fucking script. That's how it
Speaker 3: kind of came about. I had to I was. It
Speaker 3: was more like slave labor at that point. But we
Speaker 3: had a good time. I definitely appreciated it a lot.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to name names. Other people didn't appreciate
Speaker 3: it as much. Got a little jaded during the process,
Speaker 3: but likely quickly jaded, very quickly. But you know, I mean,
Speaker 3: like immediately jam, which is weirdly immediately. But we we
Speaker 3: had a good Uh, we had a great time.
Speaker 2: Damn podcast. The thing that's exciting about your next few weeks,
Speaker 2: aside from the fact that you're turning thirty five years old,
Speaker 2: you're no spring chicken. You might look like a nineteen
Speaker 2: year old who just rolled out of his first year
Speaker 2: in college. You might have that that look with the
Speaker 2: sweatshirt and and the you know, the like the hair
Speaker 2: and all that stuff.
Speaker 1: But you're now thirty five years old.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you were going to celebrate that first of
Speaker 2: all important question, what are we doing to celebrate your
Speaker 2: thirty fifth birthday?
Speaker 3: I don't have anything set up as of right now.
Speaker 3: I'm you know, I got this big trip lined up.
Speaker 3: I've been putting a lot of a lot into this.
Speaker 2: We're gonna get to the trip after the birthday. Let's
Speaker 2: get to the birthday.
Speaker 3: No, that's what I'm saying. I'm laying low before my trip.
Speaker 3: Then again, maybe a few people might have something in
Speaker 3: store for me. Maybe they do, maybe they don't. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna go to a dinner with some friends, you know,
Speaker 3: maybe we'll go to a bar after. We'll see where
Speaker 3: the night takes us. But yeah, I'm just gonna be
Speaker 3: surrounded by you know, my friends and some family and
Speaker 3: stuff like that. And and then you know, a week
Speaker 3: after that, I'll be heading to Copenhagen and Norway and
Speaker 3: Amsterdam and all that stuff.
Speaker 2: So now talk to us about the trip. So we're
Speaker 2: doing Copenhagen. You were flying from Los Angeles to Copenhagen.
Speaker 3: Flying from Los Angeles to Copenhagen, it's a brutal flight.
Speaker 1: I'm using my miles.
Speaker 3: I've saved a lot of American Airlines miles, so I'm
Speaker 3: upgrading a little bit, and I have a layover in Philadelphia.
Speaker 3: Then we land in Copenhagen. I'm gonna stay in a
Speaker 3: hostel the first three days with two of my buddies,
Speaker 3: just to get the social fix in and meet new
Speaker 3: people and go out with people, and you know, because
Speaker 3: we don't want to get there and just not know
Speaker 3: what to do. So I thought, okay, maybe, you know,
Speaker 3: we'll see some other people who are in the same
Speaker 3: boat as us in this hostel.
Speaker 2: Yes, question, isn't there an age limit for people to
Speaker 2: stay in a hostel?
Speaker 1: Like you're thirty five?
Speaker 2: Is it like for like nineteen twenty twenty one, like you,
Speaker 2: you're now that guy that'd be like, oh you look,
Speaker 2: how old are you?
Speaker 3: Sir?
Speaker 1: No, it's not like that.
Speaker 3: There's people all all walks of life.
Speaker 1: You know, who knows.
Speaker 3: I could be sharing a room with a fucking eighty
Speaker 3: six year old. I don't know, someone else just wants
Speaker 3: to get their travel time in. But we're only doing
Speaker 3: the hostel for the first leg of the trip. Then
Speaker 3: we're flying to Oslo for the night, we're staying an airbnb.
Speaker 3: We're flying to Bergen and Norway. We're staying there for
Speaker 3: a few few days in an airbnb out there, and
Speaker 3: then we're doing this excursion through the Fjords. It's called
Speaker 3: these beautiful nature and cliffs and all sorts of shit.
Speaker 3: We're taking like a cruise and a boat and trains
Speaker 3: and I'm going to take one of the most nice
Speaker 3: scenic train rides in the world from Oslo to Bergen.
Speaker 3: And then one of my buddies is going to leave
Speaker 3: the trip and then it's just me and my other friend,
Speaker 3: just us two. We're getting an airbnb together. We got
Speaker 3: a sick airbnb out in Amsterdam. It's like Japanese style.
Speaker 3: It's in the heart of Amsterdam. We're going to be
Speaker 3: there for three nights. And I've never been I've never
Speaker 3: been to any of these places. I've never been to Copenhagen,
Speaker 3: I've never been to Norway. I've always wanted to go
Speaker 3: to Amsterdam. I've heard great things about it and then
Speaker 3: I'm flying home. I'll be back like on the twentieth
Speaker 3: of June. So I'm really excited, and you know, I'm
Speaker 3: shopping before the trip. I have a lot of things
Speaker 3: I need to get done before this trip.
Speaker 1: Okay, now you mentioned that to me yesterday.
Speaker 2: You were like, when we were scheduling this podcast, as
Speaker 2: everybody knows, when when I have Dean, the part time
Speaker 2: sometime co host of the Iron rapp Wor stereo podcast
Speaker 2: Dean Collins, Deuce Paccino, Dino Casino, Boom Boom Collins on
Speaker 2: the podcast, scheduling is always an issue and we have
Speaker 2: to be very mindful and particular with Dean's schedule.
Speaker 1: You said to me, I have to do.
Speaker 2: Errands for my trip, and I was thinking, Okay, I
Speaker 2: get you have to do things for your trip, but
Speaker 2: the trip is two weeks away. Can we can we
Speaker 2: plug in the pockets? And You're like, I have So
Speaker 2: what are the things you have to do? What are
Speaker 2: the things that you you are getting done before? You
Speaker 2: have a passport?
Speaker 1: Correct?
Speaker 3: Of course I got my So so what else do
Speaker 3: you have to do besides pack? Well, I wanted to
Speaker 3: get some new clothes. It's time to change it my
Speaker 3: ward rouble a little bit at that summer fit, going
Speaker 3: that euro fit.
Speaker 2: You know, just question question. Sorry, sorry to interrupt you.
Speaker 2: I know I asked a question. What is your twenty
Speaker 2: twenty five euro summer fit?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know what fucking people are wearing and shit,
Speaker 3: I know, like gen Z, they wear all the baggy
Speaker 3: fucking shit. I don't think that looks appealing on me though.
Speaker 3: It just makes me look it just makes me look
Speaker 3: like I'm wearing pajamas all the time. So trying to
Speaker 3: find that balance. But you know, skin stuff, I want
Speaker 3: to do my lymphatic drainage myself, and that's the thing.
Speaker 1: I want to be very clear about this. A lot of.
Speaker 3: Guys, you know, they're so ashamed and they don't talk
Speaker 3: about like like if they got hair issues for instance,
Speaker 3: you know, receding hairline thinning. Maybe I'm balding. I'm not
Speaker 3: saying I'm balding, but I'm just saying people they think
Speaker 3: about these things and they're too embarrassed, they're too macho
Speaker 3: to talk about it. I wear my heart on my sleeve.
Speaker 3: I'm an open book. I'm pale. Okay, I need to
Speaker 3: get a tan. I don't tan my British blood. I
Speaker 3: don't tan, so I have to find other ways to
Speaker 3: do that. So one thing that I'm going to do
Speaker 3: before my trip is I'm going to get a spray tan.
Speaker 3: I haven't got a spray in a long time now.
Speaker 3: I'm not talking orange. I just want that natural glow,
Speaker 3: just natural, so that I don't look like I'm sick
Speaker 3: or I'm pale. People in Europe are a lot more
Speaker 3: tan than me, and when I stand next to anyone,
Speaker 3: I look like a fucking ghost. I'm translucent white. So
Speaker 3: little things taking care of my skin. I'm getting back
Speaker 3: into the gym, I'm doing my workouts at home. I'm
Speaker 3: doing all these things. But people shouldn't be so afraid
Speaker 3: to talk about things that they want to do. Men
Speaker 3: should be able to wear makeup under their eyes.
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 3: I haven't, but I've considered it. I want to cover
Speaker 3: some of the bagginess of my eyes. I want some
Speaker 3: of that fat underneath my neck. Even though that I'm skinny,
Speaker 3: it starts to store there. Okay, gravity hasn't been kind
Speaker 3: to either of us.
Speaker 1: You got to lift hey, hey, hey, to either of us.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna pull me into the gravity in it.
Speaker 3: Brother, you are in this okay because there's it's just
Speaker 3: it's okay to be vulnerable and I and I've realized
Speaker 3: I'm a vulnerable and I'm okay to talk about the
Speaker 3: fact that i want my hair fixed, I want my
Speaker 3: bags under my eyes fixed, I want a tan. And
Speaker 3: people could go, oh damn, this guy's fucking nuts. But
Speaker 3: this is the result of growing up and being born
Speaker 3: and raised in Los Angeles, California.
Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna stop you. It has nothing to do
Speaker 2: with la. LA may have been an excuse in the past.
Speaker 2: Social media, social media, Kim Kardashian, Coco Kardashian, Chloe Kardashian,
Speaker 2: Kendall Kardashian, Brad Pitt, his jawline, all of it, all
Speaker 2: of it, all of it, all of it. Everybody's doing
Speaker 2: something to their selves, to themselves. All the men, or
Speaker 2: forget the women, they're doing something to those God bless them.
Speaker 2: But the men, actors, comedians, news, broadcasters, if you're on
Speaker 2: TV or in front of a camera in any way,
Speaker 2: shape or form, I don't care what capacity.
Speaker 1: Ninety nine point nine.
Speaker 2: Percent of the men are doing something to themselves, and
Speaker 2: I embrace and I support what you're saying. I just
Speaker 2: want to be clear, don't try to drag me into
Speaker 2: what you're talking about. That's what I that's what I
Speaker 2: want it would do. But we appreciate your honesty, your vulnerability.
Speaker 2: That's why you're a boom Boom Collins. And you know
Speaker 2: we always talk about it. And maybe when you start
Speaker 2: getting these lymphatic drainages and all these sorts of things,
Speaker 2: you know, you'll stop comparing yourselves to the likes of
Speaker 2: the Brad Pitt the Leonardo DiCaprio's and all that stuff,
Speaker 2: and you'll go, you know, I'm the best deuced pacino
Speaker 2: that I could be.
Speaker 3: No, you're right, that's the right. That's what I want
Speaker 3: to go into thirty five with as well. And you're
Speaker 3: absolutely right. I can't compare myself to people like that.
Speaker 2: But and why would you think that you could compare
Speaker 2: yourself to Matt Damon and his prime, not Brad Pitt
Speaker 2: and his primate.
Speaker 1: Why would you.
Speaker 2: Continue to go to the barber shop with a picture
Speaker 2: of Brad Pitt and fight Club and be like, make
Speaker 2: me look like this isak.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a barber. I'm not a fucking magician.
Speaker 3: I learned the lesson the hard way. I actually ended
Speaker 3: up going into the fucking barbershop two days ago with
Speaker 3: a picture of myself from that I liked a few
Speaker 3: months ago and say, just emulate this, because what am
Speaker 3: I gonna fucking do it?
Speaker 1: I was sick of them. I'm sick of the jokes.
Speaker 3: I'm sick of them laughing at me when I show
Speaker 3: them a photo of Matt Damon, a Brad Pitt. But
Speaker 3: if it's like a really good looking guy going in
Speaker 3: showing that, they won't fucking bat an eye. But for
Speaker 3: some reason, it's me coming in there. It's like, oh,
Speaker 3: we we're not fucking plastic surgeons here, buddy.
Speaker 1: It's like, okay, I'm getting your twenty dollars haircut.
Speaker 3: Man, it's you and you're not okay, that's fine, Well
Speaker 3: you're you're not getting a tip.
Speaker 1: So how about that.
Speaker 2: We're excited about your trip, We're excited about the big birthday.
Speaker 2: Are you watching anything? What else are you doing besides
Speaker 2: you know, getting ready for this, for this trip, this
Speaker 2: monumental it's gonna sounds like an epic trip. Oh, so
Speaker 2: are you're gonna be v or you know post of
Speaker 2: course you're gonna post something.
Speaker 1: You gotta post something. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't I haven't really been fucking with Instagram and
Speaker 3: shit like that. But but I yeah, I'll post some shit.
Speaker 3: I mean yeah, I'll post stuff for my trip. That'll
Speaker 3: be nice.
Speaker 1: And then are you bringing your drone?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: I know my friend really wants me to. It just
Speaker 3: sounds like a fucking bitch. It starts bringing all my
Speaker 3: camera shit and everything. I might just go iPhone and whatever.
Speaker 1: But what are you doing? You got any travel plans
Speaker 1: this summer? Where are we going? Right now? I'm just chilling.
Speaker 2: I have shows in Baltimore June fifth, sixth at the
Speaker 2: Port in Baltimore June fifth, sixth, seventh, which I'm excited about.
Speaker 2: It's close to New York. It's not a I'm gonna actually,
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna drive. They said you could drive there,
Speaker 2: so I think I'm gonna do that. Because man, going
Speaker 2: to the airport, every single time you do it, it
Speaker 2: is just a fucking asshole. Man, It's just always something.
Speaker 2: And I'm a pretty good flyer, but I had an
Speaker 2: incident going to all Beneath where the flight kept getting
Speaker 2: canceled getting canceled cannon can.
Speaker 1: I was like, what is going on here? So I
Speaker 1: got that chilling.
Speaker 2: NBA playoffs have been in full swing. I don't know
Speaker 2: if you're following the Knicks versus the Indiana Pacers, that
Speaker 2: has been It's been a lot. It's been very, very
Speaker 2: challenging to be a New York Knicks fan and to
Speaker 2: deal with the Indiana Pacers and the highs and lows
Speaker 2: and hopefully, you know, when you get back into that series.
Speaker 2: There's wall as controversy about Reggie Miller and Reggie Miller
Speaker 2: should he be commentating the game because he's doing the
Speaker 2: play by play for TNT and some people say he's
Speaker 2: favoring Indiana and I'm like, good, good, he's so unlikable.
Speaker 2: I think it's fantastic that Reggie Miller is commentating the games.
Speaker 2: It just adds to the spicy pot of the Knicks Pacers,
Speaker 2: Pacers Knicks. Because it's so clear that they don't like us,
Speaker 2: We don't like them, their fans don't like us, We
Speaker 2: don't like them. You might as well have Reggie Miller
Speaker 2: in there and just you know, to stir it. And
Speaker 2: Reggie should stop trying to be, you know, like a middleman. Know,
Speaker 2: you want the Indiana Pacers to win the game, and
Speaker 2: that's fine, that's fine. And when they do win games,
Speaker 2: you know, dance celebrate because he's elated, Like there's an
Speaker 2: orgasmic quality to Reggie Miller broadcasting the game every single
Speaker 2: time something is going well for the Indiana Pacers. So
Speaker 2: I'm watching a lot of basketball, of course, you know,
Speaker 2: I'm watching my reality with a kibi. We're deep into
Speaker 2: our reality bag right now, and I haven't really seen
Speaker 2: anything else. I mean, have you seen anything? Are you
Speaker 2: watch anything? You always pull some rabbits out of your house,
Speaker 2: your ass.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I'm watching the John Ham Show. It's okay,
Speaker 3: Apple TV. Your friends and neighbors watching the studio.
Speaker 1: I just finished.
Speaker 3: I finished the Studio. I finished John Ham. One's got
Speaker 3: one more episode. I watched this show. Surprised more people
Speaker 3: aren't talking about it. It's not a great show by
Speaker 3: any means. But the cast is so stack which is
Speaker 3: the four seasons. Oh the way, Steve Carell, Will Forte,
Speaker 3: you know, it's Cole what's his name? Is so fucking
Speaker 3: good and he's such an amazing actor as Coleman Domingo whatever. Yeah, man,
Speaker 3: he plays this gay dude. He's in a relationship with
Speaker 3: this guy, full on making out set like he is
Speaker 3: so good. But the show, it's I know, it's like based.
Speaker 3: It's a movie, right, the.
Speaker 1: Four Seasons or something. Uh, it's a hotel.
Speaker 3: No, it's like a famous movie. That's why they Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's called the Four Seasons movie. It's it's from nineteen
Speaker 3: eighty one with Alan Alda and Carol Burnett. Oh, oh,
Speaker 3: it's it's inspired by that movie. Yeah, oh, I didn't
Speaker 3: know the same it's the same thing. And so it's
Speaker 3: these couples who are all going through bad marriages and
Speaker 3: one of them gets divorced and they all it's kind
Speaker 3: of white low to see. They go on like a
Speaker 3: retreat together. It's not great. But Tina Fey created the show,
Speaker 3: she's writing it. She she's acting in it, and it's worthwhile.
Speaker 3: I think you and Kiev would enjoy it. It's fun
Speaker 3: and we've heard that.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen anything else, you know. The Real Secret
Speaker 2: Lives of Mormons on Hulu is the second season. That's
Speaker 2: a good reality show.
Speaker 1: Of course. Summerhouse Man, let me tell you something. That
Speaker 1: summerhouse Man. That Summerhouse on Bravo.
Speaker 2: If I was gonna suggest to somebody a reality show,
Speaker 2: I would say start with Summer. It depends on how
Speaker 2: old you are, because these kids are they're younger than me.
Speaker 2: They're quite of like in your age, like thirties and
Speaker 2: all that stuff. But this is a good fun show.
Speaker 2: Is got fun guys, fun girls, and it's just I mean,
Speaker 2: it's really really another great reality TV show. But other
Speaker 2: than the playoffs and reality Bravo, all things Bravo.
Speaker 1: Of course, you know, we haven't really seen much.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I kind of I haven't been watching reality at all.
Speaker 3: I kind of stopped watching reality and switched over to
Speaker 3: movies and things like that. So I've been watching a
Speaker 3: lot of movies. I watched this movie. Yeah, I've been
Speaker 3: watching a lot of movies. I'm trying to think of
Speaker 3: what I just watched. I watched this movie Mark. I've
Speaker 3: talked about it before, which is its stars Anna Paquin
Speaker 3: and Mark Ruffalo back in twenty eleven. It's Kenneth Lahnergan
Speaker 3: who did Manchester by the Sea and you can count
Speaker 3: on me. It's his second movie. He's only made three movies.
Speaker 1: So really good.
Speaker 3: And then that made me want to, you know whatever,
Speaker 3: So and then I watched. Have you ever heard of
Speaker 3: this movie called Three Colors Blue? No, there's it's like
Speaker 3: a trilogy. It's like three colors blue, three colors red,
Speaker 3: three colors whatever. It's sort of like Manchester by the Sea.
Speaker 3: It's Juliet Brioche Banoche Binoche. She stars in it. It's
Speaker 3: like nineteen ninety three. It's French, right French. But it's
Speaker 3: like a yeah, it's a well received move. But anyway
Speaker 3: I put that, I'm watching just random shit.
Speaker 1: Oh so now you're getting into your foreign film stage.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've always liked four. I've always liked foreign films.
Speaker 3: But they just said if you like Manchester by the
Speaker 3: Sea and kenth Lannergan like this was a big influence.
Speaker 3: So I it's heavy. It's like this woman who her
Speaker 3: her husband and her daughter die in a car crash
Speaker 3: and she has to navigate life by herself and and
Speaker 3: it's it's interesting.
Speaker 1: But is it one film or a few films?
Speaker 3: It's a few and I don't know if she stars
Speaker 3: in all three. But people if you mention it to
Speaker 3: people to be like, oh, yeah, like film, people know
Speaker 3: about it. I guess what's called three Colors Blue? It's
Speaker 3: that's the first one.
Speaker 1: Three. Remember this, I remember what I'm talking about. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do, I do. I think I had this on
Speaker 1: I think I might have seen that back in the day.
Speaker 1: I think I might have had this on on a
Speaker 1: laser disc.
Speaker 3: Now they probably did it. I'm gonna I'm just gonna
Speaker 3: share the Uh.
Speaker 2: You don't got to share anything. Just because you figure
Speaker 2: out the technology of sharing things. You don't got to
Speaker 2: share anything.
Speaker 1: You recognize that. I do recognize it, but you don't
Speaker 1: have to share.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to share it. I'm not going to
Speaker 3: share it. Sorry about that. I'm stopping the share. Still sharing, okay, anyway, Yeah, man,
Speaker 3: that's it.
Speaker 1: How do you do that sharing thing?
Speaker 3: It says it right under there, It says next to
Speaker 3: speaker and leave it's a share.
Speaker 1: How do you do that? Oh?
Speaker 3: So, and then you hit screen and you can either
Speaker 3: do like full screen whatever.
Speaker 1: But oh so you do screen and then you go
Speaker 1: to something.
Speaker 3: Yeah I just yeah, I hit screen and then I
Speaker 3: just brought up whatever's on my desktop.
Speaker 1: But all right, we gotta start sharing.
Speaker 3: We'll start messing with that. But anyway, yeah, you and
Speaker 3: I we will have to catch up after my trip.
Speaker 3: Maybe I'll hit the road with you. I want to
Speaker 3: start doing more stand up stuff. Want to get on
Speaker 3: the road, do more comedy. I've been missing that a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we gotta get on the road. We'll get on stage.
Speaker 2: We're just excited about your trip. We're really excited about
Speaker 2: your birthday, and we just wanted to, you know, hear
Speaker 2: from you before the big trip.
Speaker 3: And we know that.
Speaker 2: Trouble and fun will ensue, and I mean good trouble
Speaker 2: and fun will ensue during your trip. I have a
Speaker 2: feeling there's gonna be some great stories. Is there casinos?
Speaker 2: Is there any gambling on this trip?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't think there's gonna be any gambling going on
Speaker 3: on this trip. I don't think any casinos. But I
Speaker 3: like where your head's at. I hope this is a
Speaker 3: memorable trip, something that I am really looking forward to
Speaker 3: and have needed lately. And I'm ready for it, and
Speaker 3: I'm ready to spend some time with two of my
Speaker 3: close friends and and yeah, just get out there and
Speaker 3: experience Europe and all these new places.
Speaker 1: So it's going to be really fun. All right.
Speaker 2: Well, we're wishing you a happy early birthday. And again,
Speaker 2: you don't have to check your email. You don't have
Speaker 2: to check any I'll probably call you on your birthday
Speaker 2: or text you, but don't you know, like hit me up, yo,
Speaker 2: something's at my doors at from.
Speaker 1: Not same thing with you, bro, same thing till night.
Speaker 3: Let's just we'll be on the same page where it's like,
Speaker 3: let's just not get each other anything that sounds good
Speaker 3: and you know what, Hey, if you're feeling up for it,
Speaker 3: come meet me in Copenha again. And I got a
Speaker 3: fourth bed in the hostel for you, private room. Oh
Speaker 3: all right, sociate about it. Maybe we'll do we'll do
Speaker 3: a set and Amsterdam.
Speaker 2: I appreciate that, man. You've got to appreciate you. We
Speaker 2: appreciate you doing the podcast. We appreciate you taking the
Speaker 2: time from a pre trip planning and ladies and gentlemen
Speaker 2: were a happy early birthday to the young shooter. Of
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