WEBVTT - EP 1,220 - YOUNG SINGLE SHOOTER RETURNS FOR A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!/ADVICE FOR A 35 YEAR OLD/MAKING THE WAR AT HOME TOGETHER/DEAN'S EURO SUMMER TRIP 0:00:10.119 --> 0:00:10.959 Boom, Have no fear. 0:00:10.960 --> 0:00:13.240 The Iron rap Ports Stereo Podcast is here beginning Boom 0:00:13.320 --> 0:00:16.560 Have no fear. The I Am Rappaport Stereo Podcast is here. 0:00:16.960 --> 0:00:19.759 On today's brand new bang the Iron Rapports Stereo Podcast. 0:00:19.920 --> 0:00:22.319 He's back. It's birthday boy. 0:00:22.760 --> 0:00:26.400 The world traveler Deuce Paccino Boom Boom Collins is with 0:00:26.480 --> 0:00:29.080 me on a brand new, high flying, hilarious I Am 0:00:29.160 --> 0:00:33.160 Rappaport Stereo podcast. We're talking some Nicks Pacers, We're talking 0:00:33.200 --> 0:00:36.640 Reggie Miller, and we're talking pre birthday plans with the 0:00:36.680 --> 0:00:39.479 co host with the most part time sometimes coast of 0:00:39.520 --> 0:00:43.280 the Iron rap Port Stereo Podcast, Deuce Paccino, Miles Jordanek 0:00:43.360 --> 0:00:45.720 the Bleacher. Start this puppy over some real nice Start 0:00:45.760 --> 0:00:47.760 this puppy over some reel, but most importantly, start this 0:00:47.800 --> 0:01:04.120 Iron Rapports Stereo podcast off with something real funky three 0:01:04.400 --> 0:01:09.240 two one, Boom have no fear of The Iron Rapport 0:01:09.319 --> 0:01:11.600 Stereo Podcast is here. Higgey Have no fear. 0:01:13.000 --> 0:01:16.679 The I Am Rapaport Stereo Podcast is here in the 0:01:16.720 --> 0:01:17.120 Place to be. 0:01:17.200 --> 0:01:20.560 My name is Michael Rapport aka the Inflamed Oshcnazi aka 0:01:20.720 --> 0:01:24.640 the Salt of Sniff aka the Raging Bullshitter aka the 0:01:24.720 --> 0:01:28.640 Gringo Man Dingo aka mister New York. You are now 0:01:28.720 --> 0:01:31.440 rocking with the very very best Iron Rap Port Stereo podcast. 0:01:31.480 --> 0:01:33.840 Welcome to the Iron Dome of Disruption. Welcome to the 0:01:33.920 --> 0:01:38.960 Ziggy Zone of Disruption. Hope everyone's feeling real good. Hope 0:01:38.959 --> 0:01:42.120 everybody's feeling super duper fantastic as we head into the 0:01:42.200 --> 0:01:47.440 last few days of the month of May twenty twenty five. 0:01:47.480 --> 0:01:48.960 If you could believe that we are in the last 0:01:48.960 --> 0:01:52.040 few days of the month of May, that means after 0:01:52.080 --> 0:01:57.920 May comes what June. You've asked for him, You've tweeted, 0:01:58.280 --> 0:02:04.559 you've DMD, you've emailed, and I delivered without further ado 0:02:05.360 --> 0:02:10.720 because the anticipation is just too much sometimes. Dino Casino 0:02:10.919 --> 0:02:15.520 aka Douce Collins aka Boom Boom Collins aka the Young 0:02:15.560 --> 0:02:18.400 Shooter Dean Collins is back on the Iron Rap Report 0:02:18.440 --> 0:02:22.720 Stereo podcast, the part time sometime co host of the 0:02:22.760 --> 0:02:27.520 Iron Rapport Stereo podcast. Who's turning thirty five years young 0:02:28.160 --> 0:02:28.720 this week. 0:02:28.960 --> 0:02:34.480 Boom, Yes, great intro. Love that kind of intro. Love 0:02:34.560 --> 0:02:37.760 that kind of intro. Man, I just just keep it 0:02:37.840 --> 0:02:41.480 positive like that moving forward. That sounds so good, and 0:02:41.520 --> 0:02:43.080 I think you called me boom boom. I don't know 0:02:43.080 --> 0:02:44.919 what first time I've ever heard that. 0:02:45.400 --> 0:02:48.440 I came up with that earlier today. Well, what is 0:02:48.480 --> 0:02:49.280 that boom boom? 0:02:49.360 --> 0:02:51.799 It's just boom boom Collins. Like, you come in, it's 0:02:51.800 --> 0:02:54.280 like boom boom, you know, and you come with the jokes. 0:02:54.360 --> 0:02:57.160 It's like boom boom and you bring that energy boom boom. 0:02:57.200 --> 0:02:59.480 So we call you boom boom Collins. I love that. 0:02:59.520 --> 0:03:01.919 It's like bam bam is a baby and now boom 0:03:01.919 --> 0:03:05.520 boom is an adult. It works. It fits you across 0:03:05.600 --> 0:03:07.440 the board. We don't need to discuss it. 0:03:07.440 --> 0:03:07.880 It fits. 0:03:08.400 --> 0:03:10.880 What about you, man? The hair, The hair is looking good. 0:03:11.320 --> 0:03:15.080 The skin's looking good. They you know, sometimes the skin 0:03:15.160 --> 0:03:17.960 is red. It's not looking that red lately. The eyes 0:03:18.000 --> 0:03:20.760 are piercing green. You have green eyes, right? 0:03:22.639 --> 0:03:25.600 Or blue? What do you mean the skin's not always? 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:26.359 What does that mean? 0:03:26.560 --> 0:03:28.640 No, it's like the same with mine. It's like it 0:03:28.720 --> 0:03:30.320 depends on the day. It could wake up with a 0:03:30.320 --> 0:03:32.360 little bit of bloat. You could wake up with a 0:03:32.360 --> 0:03:34.800 little bit of like a new scab on your face. 0:03:34.920 --> 0:03:36.400 It happens to me, It happens to the best of 0:03:36.480 --> 0:03:37.440 us now. 0:03:37.520 --> 0:03:39.640 But when you're giving a compliment, just leave it as 0:03:39.640 --> 0:03:42.520 a compliment. Don't go it looks better than it did 0:03:42.520 --> 0:03:44.880 the last time or any of that. You could just 0:03:44.920 --> 0:03:47.000 say you look good. You have to say the last 0:03:47.000 --> 0:03:50.000 time you didn't look good. And sometimes you look blotchy 0:03:50.040 --> 0:03:51.440 and shitty. You don't have to say that. 0:03:51.440 --> 0:03:56.000 They didn't say that, but duly noted you did insinuate that. 0:03:56.400 --> 0:03:59.240 I didn't say blotchy, but it never looks blotchy, man, 0:03:59.360 --> 0:04:02.640 I'm just saying it rejuvenated great. 0:04:03.120 --> 0:04:04.080 I was thinking about it. 0:04:05.040 --> 0:04:09.400 I was thinking about doing a lymphatic drainage massage with 0:04:09.720 --> 0:04:13.240 a facial on the side. Is that something that you 0:04:13.280 --> 0:04:17.640 would be down to do as like a like homies, I. 0:04:17.839 --> 0:04:21.800 Totally be down to do lymphatic massage. I feel like 0:04:21.880 --> 0:04:25.760 this is the new word and it's the new trend. 0:04:26.480 --> 0:04:29.640 I feel like for people like you and me, it 0:04:29.720 --> 0:04:33.800 has to be eating correctly and then you need to 0:04:33.839 --> 0:04:36.960 go under the knife. I feel like lymphatic massages and 0:04:37.000 --> 0:04:41.120 facials and all that that's like it's comforting. My wife 0:04:41.160 --> 0:04:45.080 gets lymphatic massages and I know she it's relaxing. But 0:04:45.120 --> 0:04:48.600 I feel like, if you think you're gonna fix anything, 0:04:49.080 --> 0:04:50.640 particularly somebody that looks like you. 0:04:50.880 --> 0:04:54.039 A lymphatic massage is not enough. You need like a scalpel. 0:04:54.839 --> 0:04:59.400 Start cutting things, moving things, freezing things off, taking something 0:04:59.400 --> 0:04:59.800 from here. 0:05:00.960 --> 0:05:02.479 That's enough. It's enough. 0:05:02.480 --> 0:05:06.360 We understood the first time. I understand what you're saying, 0:05:06.400 --> 0:05:07.240 but I don't know. 0:05:07.279 --> 0:05:08.360 I just feel like it could be. 0:05:08.880 --> 0:05:11.080 I'm just trying to get that glow. Man, I'm trying 0:05:11.120 --> 0:05:14.680 to get that glow, like striving to look what you 0:05:14.720 --> 0:05:17.680 look like, which looks great right now. 0:05:17.720 --> 0:05:21.440 But yeah, appreciate that. Well. You know. 0:05:22.600 --> 0:05:25.960 The thing is is you're turning thirty five this week, 0:05:26.000 --> 0:05:29.440 and I'm going to tell you right now. We've discussed 0:05:29.440 --> 0:05:32.760 this on other I Am rap Port serial podcast episodes. 0:05:33.279 --> 0:05:36.120 I met you when I was thirty five and you 0:05:36.160 --> 0:05:39.440 were fifteen, and now I'm fifty five and you're turning 0:05:39.440 --> 0:05:42.680 thirty five. I want to tell you what nobody told me, 0:05:43.120 --> 0:05:47.040 or I want to emphasize what people may have told me, 0:05:47.760 --> 0:05:52.919 but I didn't listen to enjoy it while you can, motherfucker, 0:05:53.000 --> 0:05:54.039 because you're thirty five. 0:05:54.120 --> 0:05:54.360 Now. 0:05:55.360 --> 0:05:57.800 Just think about how quick I in front of your 0:05:57.839 --> 0:06:02.240 eyes when from thirty five fifty five. Yeah, and I'm 0:06:02.240 --> 0:06:05.239 not just talking about the physical ramifications of aging. 0:06:05.279 --> 0:06:07.240 I hear about the whole thing. 0:06:07.760 --> 0:06:12.320 You're turning thirty five, enjoy it. And that's my words 0:06:12.320 --> 0:06:15.200 of wisdom and my birthday present for you this year. 0:06:15.960 --> 0:06:19.039 That what I just gave you is words of wisdom 0:06:19.360 --> 0:06:21.400 slash birthday present. 0:06:22.240 --> 0:06:25.520 So because it's your birthday week, I want to excuse me. 0:06:25.600 --> 0:06:29.360 I want to prepare you for on your birthday on 0:06:29.640 --> 0:06:31.560 May thirtieth, twenty twenty five. 0:06:31.760 --> 0:06:35.320 Don't go like searching emails like, oh, is there an 0:06:35.320 --> 0:06:38.240 Amazon Prime for Michael Report or is there like a 0:06:38.240 --> 0:06:41.520 FedEx coming? What I just gave you is the present 0:06:42.000 --> 0:06:43.200 and go any further. 0:06:43.800 --> 0:06:47.160 I was really taking that all in, like legitimately taking 0:06:47.160 --> 0:06:50.280 that all in, going I'm waiting for that advice. It's 0:06:50.320 --> 0:06:53.800 sound advice. I understand the advice. And then you slipped 0:06:53.839 --> 0:06:55.800 and that was my birthday present at the end there, 0:06:56.000 --> 0:06:59.360 which is offensive to include that in that advice. Because 0:06:59.360 --> 0:07:03.839 I do the advice, man, I really do. Because I've 0:07:03.880 --> 0:07:07.919 found myself giving people advice that are in their twenties, 0:07:08.160 --> 0:07:10.840 like like I'm gonna be thirty five and I'm like, yo, 0:07:11.000 --> 0:07:13.200 you think you're old at twenty eight, and they'll go 0:07:13.640 --> 0:07:16.920 like people in their twenties. They'll be like, like someone 0:07:17.000 --> 0:07:19.239 in their mid twenties will be like, oh, you're so young, 0:07:19.360 --> 0:07:23.240 like you're only thirty four or whatever. But I would 0:07:23.280 --> 0:07:25.320 say that at twenty eight to someone who is like 0:07:25.400 --> 0:07:27.320 thirty five, or I would say that at twenty five 0:07:27.360 --> 0:07:28.960 to someone who's thirty five and go, you're young though 0:07:29.000 --> 0:07:30.480 you're young. But in the back of my head, I'd 0:07:30.520 --> 0:07:31.840 be like, oh, fuck, well, at least I'm not at 0:07:31.920 --> 0:07:34.440 least I'm not that age. At least I'm not thirty five, 0:07:34.440 --> 0:07:37.520 because you know that's that's old. But I understand time 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:39.680 can fly like that. I do want to try and 0:07:39.760 --> 0:07:45.360 share my screen here if we can, huh uh, because 0:07:45.400 --> 0:07:49.120 I want to show that photo of you. I want 0:07:49.160 --> 0:07:51.200 to show here. I'm gonna do it right here. 0:07:51.200 --> 0:07:55.520 Here we go. Can you see can you see this? Wow? 0:07:56.000 --> 0:08:00.080 Okay, now, for the people who aren't listening, you'll have 0:08:00.160 --> 0:08:03.080 to watch the video. But this is a photo of 0:08:03.160 --> 0:08:08.080 me and Michael. Okay, it's me when I was fifteen 0:08:08.160 --> 0:08:11.400 years old. It's Michael when he So the date on 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:15.000 this photo is March twenty third, two thousand and five. Okay, 0:08:15.240 --> 0:08:19.119 your birthday's March twentieth, So you had just turned thirty 0:08:19.160 --> 0:08:21.160 five years old. In this photo, it's the very first 0:08:21.160 --> 0:08:23.040 photo me and you have ever taken together. On the 0:08:23.080 --> 0:08:25.280 set of The War at Home. I was very excited 0:08:25.320 --> 0:08:28.560 to get a picture with you. But it is so trippy, 0:08:28.880 --> 0:08:31.040 Like you said, to talk about the fact that I'm 0:08:31.240 --> 0:08:34.440 going to be your age in this photo when we met, 0:08:34.720 --> 0:08:38.400 and that puts things in perspective for me, and it's 0:08:38.679 --> 0:08:40.240 just an absolute mind fuck. 0:08:40.400 --> 0:08:45.400 So that's insane. That picture're insane. 0:08:46.040 --> 0:08:49.680 It's fucked up on so many levels because you're not 0:08:49.880 --> 0:08:52.280 my son. You look like it could be my son 0:08:52.800 --> 0:08:57.959 and you somehow, some way you're store around and nobody 0:08:58.040 --> 0:09:00.360 understands the relationship. 0:08:59.760 --> 0:09:02.640 That can nextion we have. I don't understand it. 0:09:02.720 --> 0:09:05.600 You don't understand it, and I'm sure who's ever watching 0:09:05.600 --> 0:09:07.200 this is probably going what the fuck? 0:09:07.640 --> 0:09:08.040 For sure? 0:09:08.240 --> 0:09:10.160 But I like how you did that screen share. That 0:09:10.240 --> 0:09:12.280 was impressive. Man, did you did you have to bet? 0:09:12.800 --> 0:09:13.600 How'd you do that? 0:09:14.000 --> 0:09:15.680 I tried to just I had it teed up. 0:09:15.679 --> 0:09:17.199 But we need to do that for the podcast, where 0:09:17.200 --> 0:09:19.680 you could put the image there while we're talking about 0:09:19.679 --> 0:09:21.600 what we're talking about. We'll do that, Miles and Jordan. 0:09:21.679 --> 0:09:23.640 We got to do that. We'll line those two up. 0:09:23.720 --> 0:09:26.600 But that was impressive, man, Thank you. 0:09:26.600 --> 0:09:27.240 Thank you. Yeah. 0:09:27.480 --> 0:09:29.840 But you know, I wish, yeah, I wish, I wish. 0:09:30.080 --> 0:09:31.640 You know, the War at Home it's got it's like 0:09:31.720 --> 0:09:34.160 core fan base and the people who love it love it. 0:09:34.960 --> 0:09:38.120 I just wish it had the legs that some of 0:09:38.160 --> 0:09:42.000 these other shows have, so that me, you, Kyle, Kaylee, 0:09:42.080 --> 0:09:44.520 Ronnie Malick, we could all get on the road and 0:09:44.600 --> 0:09:47.960 do a fucking podcast rewatch of the whole show each episode. 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:51.160 We could just rewatch the episodes and and think about 0:09:51.280 --> 0:09:53.520 what we were thinking about during that time or if 0:09:53.520 --> 0:09:55.520 we remembered it or not. That would be fun, And 0:09:55.559 --> 0:09:57.840 that may be something me and you just do for 0:09:58.280 --> 0:10:00.719 the diehard fans of the. 0:10:00.679 --> 0:10:04.760 Show, hard core War at Home fans, exactly because because 0:10:04.800 --> 0:10:07.160 the Word Home was such a good show and such 0:10:07.200 --> 0:10:10.199 a funny show. And I don't want to get into 0:10:10.280 --> 0:10:13.760 the weeds of the politics of a show being on 0:10:13.800 --> 0:10:18.040 a network and you know, the production companies not from 0:10:18.040 --> 0:10:20.600 the network, and you know that's what it is. But 0:10:20.640 --> 0:10:23.840 it was basically like the network was Fox and the 0:10:23.880 --> 0:10:26.800 production company wasn't Fox, so they want to you know, 0:10:27.080 --> 0:10:29.080 it started to get to a point in TV where 0:10:29.400 --> 0:10:32.280 the networks wanted to produce and on the shows, and 0:10:32.360 --> 0:10:33.679 YadA YadA, YadA YadA. 0:10:33.760 --> 0:10:36.120 Your brothers produced it, and they were like, no, we 0:10:36.160 --> 0:10:37.719 want all of it, and if we don't have all 0:10:37.760 --> 0:10:39.760 of it, we're getting rid of you kind of a thing. 0:10:39.840 --> 0:10:41.079 So they can't end up. 0:10:41.040 --> 0:10:42.920 And it's screwed up because they're like, we're getting rid 0:10:42.960 --> 0:10:44.640 of you, and we're like, this is a great show. 0:10:44.679 --> 0:10:46.719 We're busting our I mean, we used to work our 0:10:46.840 --> 0:10:47.440 asses off. 0:10:47.600 --> 0:10:49.440 Yeah, and not that other people don't, but I know, 0:10:49.520 --> 0:10:52.120 specifically you and me. I mean I gave that show 0:10:52.440 --> 0:10:55.280 every single thing I had, and I know you were, 0:10:55.640 --> 0:11:00.559 although you were fifteen and annoying, like you really appreciated 0:11:00.640 --> 0:11:01.640 it when it was happening. 0:11:01.679 --> 0:11:04.440 I mean, you had a fucking ball doing that show. 0:11:04.520 --> 0:11:06.760 We had a ball and I I mean, look, I 0:11:06.840 --> 0:11:08.679 barely had anything to do. I mean when they did 0:11:08.679 --> 0:11:10.880 give me shit to do, it was all you know 0:11:11.120 --> 0:11:13.839 massive you're complaining about. 0:11:13.960 --> 0:11:14.680 No, no, no, no no. 0:11:15.120 --> 0:11:16.720 I was going to give you a compliment, say that 0:11:16.800 --> 0:11:21.080 you're you had dialogue in every single scene. It was 0:11:21.120 --> 0:11:23.240 tough just to memorize my own shit every week, but 0:11:23.679 --> 0:11:26.760 to do it where you you were on every single page, 0:11:27.080 --> 0:11:30.080 and you would make me crinkle your script pages, and 0:11:30.160 --> 0:11:30.920 I would make you. 0:11:31.760 --> 0:11:32.800 I wouldn't make you. 0:11:32.559 --> 0:11:34.800 You said you wanted a job, like you want an 0:11:34.840 --> 0:11:36.640 extra pay, so I would pay you to be my 0:11:36.760 --> 0:11:39.640 sort of assistant because I had an actual assistant, and 0:11:39.640 --> 0:11:42.079 it'd be like, you're my assistant to my assistant. 0:11:42.200 --> 0:11:43.760 I didn't say I wanted a job. 0:11:43.840 --> 0:11:45.840 You said, if you want to keep your job on 0:11:45.880 --> 0:11:48.480 this show, here's a new job for you. You're gonna have 0:11:48.520 --> 0:11:51.040 to highlight and crinkle my fucking script. That's how it 0:11:51.120 --> 0:11:52.920 kind of came about. I had to I was. It 0:11:53.000 --> 0:11:56.400 was more like slave labor at that point. But we 0:11:56.480 --> 0:11:59.920 had a good time. I definitely appreciated it a lot. 0:12:00.120 --> 0:12:03.520 I'm not going to name names. Other people didn't appreciate 0:12:03.559 --> 0:12:07.079 it as much. Got a little jaded during the process, 0:12:07.200 --> 0:12:10.880 but likely quickly jaded, very quickly. But you know, I mean, 0:12:10.920 --> 0:12:14.920 like immediately jam, which is weirdly immediately. But we we 0:12:14.960 --> 0:12:16.760 had a good Uh, we had a great time. 0:12:17.280 --> 0:12:32.960 Damn podcast. The thing that's exciting about your next few weeks, 0:12:33.000 --> 0:12:36.600 aside from the fact that you're turning thirty five years old, 0:12:37.080 --> 0:12:39.600 you're no spring chicken. You might look like a nineteen 0:12:39.679 --> 0:12:42.839 year old who just rolled out of his first year 0:12:42.880 --> 0:12:46.600 in college. You might have that that look with the 0:12:46.640 --> 0:12:49.200 sweatshirt and and the you know, the like the hair 0:12:49.240 --> 0:12:50.080 and all that stuff. 0:12:50.440 --> 0:12:52.360 But you're now thirty five years old. 0:12:52.480 --> 0:12:56.080 Okay, so you were going to celebrate that first of 0:12:56.080 --> 0:13:00.440 all important question, what are we doing to celebrate your 0:13:00.480 --> 0:13:01.520 thirty fifth birthday? 0:13:02.280 --> 0:13:04.760 I don't have anything set up as of right now. 0:13:04.800 --> 0:13:07.760 I'm you know, I got this big trip lined up. 0:13:07.800 --> 0:13:09.880 I've been putting a lot of a lot into this. 0:13:10.160 --> 0:13:12.400 We're gonna get to the trip after the birthday. Let's 0:13:12.679 --> 0:13:13.480 get to the birthday. 0:13:13.520 --> 0:13:16.480 No, that's what I'm saying. I'm laying low before my trip. 0:13:17.400 --> 0:13:20.880 Then again, maybe a few people might have something in 0:13:20.960 --> 0:13:23.760 store for me. Maybe they do, maybe they don't. I'm 0:13:23.760 --> 0:13:26.679 gonna go to a dinner with some friends, you know, 0:13:26.679 --> 0:13:28.520 maybe we'll go to a bar after. We'll see where 0:13:28.520 --> 0:13:31.840 the night takes us. But yeah, I'm just gonna be 0:13:31.960 --> 0:13:35.760 surrounded by you know, my friends and some family and 0:13:35.760 --> 0:13:39.520 stuff like that. And and then you know, a week 0:13:39.720 --> 0:13:44.400 after that, I'll be heading to Copenhagen and Norway and 0:13:45.679 --> 0:13:47.080 Amsterdam and all that stuff. 0:13:47.120 --> 0:13:50.080 So now talk to us about the trip. So we're 0:13:50.080 --> 0:13:53.840 doing Copenhagen. You were flying from Los Angeles to Copenhagen. 0:13:54.240 --> 0:13:57.439 Flying from Los Angeles to Copenhagen, it's a brutal flight. 0:13:58.440 --> 0:13:59.480 I'm using my miles. 0:13:59.480 --> 0:14:01.920 I've saved a lot of American Airlines miles, so I'm 0:14:02.000 --> 0:14:06.319 upgrading a little bit, and I have a layover in Philadelphia. 0:14:06.360 --> 0:14:08.839 Then we land in Copenhagen. I'm gonna stay in a 0:14:08.920 --> 0:14:11.760 hostel the first three days with two of my buddies, 0:14:12.520 --> 0:14:15.199 just to get the social fix in and meet new 0:14:15.240 --> 0:14:18.240 people and go out with people, and you know, because 0:14:18.360 --> 0:14:20.240 we don't want to get there and just not know 0:14:20.320 --> 0:14:23.040 what to do. So I thought, okay, maybe, you know, 0:14:23.160 --> 0:14:24.920 we'll see some other people who are in the same 0:14:24.920 --> 0:14:26.600 boat as us in this hostel. 0:14:26.800 --> 0:14:30.760 Yes, question, isn't there an age limit for people to 0:14:30.760 --> 0:14:31.560 stay in a hostel? 0:14:31.640 --> 0:14:32.640 Like you're thirty five? 0:14:33.200 --> 0:14:36.520 Is it like for like nineteen twenty twenty one, like you, 0:14:36.720 --> 0:14:39.400 you're now that guy that'd be like, oh you look, 0:14:39.600 --> 0:14:40.200 how old are you? 0:14:40.240 --> 0:14:40.400 Sir? 0:14:40.520 --> 0:14:41.560 No, it's not like that. 0:14:41.560 --> 0:14:43.680 There's people all all walks of life. 0:14:43.800 --> 0:14:44.320 You know, who knows. 0:14:44.360 --> 0:14:45.920 I could be sharing a room with a fucking eighty 0:14:45.960 --> 0:14:48.040 six year old. I don't know, someone else just wants 0:14:48.080 --> 0:14:50.680 to get their travel time in. But we're only doing 0:14:50.720 --> 0:14:53.240 the hostel for the first leg of the trip. Then 0:14:53.400 --> 0:14:56.479 we're flying to Oslo for the night, we're staying an airbnb. 0:14:56.760 --> 0:14:59.520 We're flying to Bergen and Norway. We're staying there for 0:14:59.600 --> 0:15:03.240 a few few days in an airbnb out there, and 0:15:03.280 --> 0:15:06.640 then we're doing this excursion through the Fjords. It's called 0:15:06.720 --> 0:15:11.520 these beautiful nature and cliffs and all sorts of shit. 0:15:11.560 --> 0:15:14.080 We're taking like a cruise and a boat and trains 0:15:14.080 --> 0:15:15.960 and I'm going to take one of the most nice 0:15:16.040 --> 0:15:19.120 scenic train rides in the world from Oslo to Bergen. 0:15:19.480 --> 0:15:21.440 And then one of my buddies is going to leave 0:15:21.480 --> 0:15:23.600 the trip and then it's just me and my other friend, 0:15:23.840 --> 0:15:26.640 just us two. We're getting an airbnb together. We got 0:15:26.640 --> 0:15:31.360 a sick airbnb out in Amsterdam. It's like Japanese style. 0:15:31.400 --> 0:15:33.240 It's in the heart of Amsterdam. We're going to be 0:15:33.280 --> 0:15:35.760 there for three nights. And I've never been I've never 0:15:35.840 --> 0:15:38.200 been to any of these places. I've never been to Copenhagen, 0:15:38.240 --> 0:15:40.480 I've never been to Norway. I've always wanted to go 0:15:40.520 --> 0:15:43.160 to Amsterdam. I've heard great things about it and then 0:15:43.200 --> 0:15:45.360 I'm flying home. I'll be back like on the twentieth 0:15:45.400 --> 0:15:49.000 of June. So I'm really excited, and you know, I'm 0:15:49.080 --> 0:15:52.480 shopping before the trip. I have a lot of things 0:15:52.480 --> 0:15:54.200 I need to get done before this trip. 0:15:54.440 --> 0:15:57.040 Okay, now you mentioned that to me yesterday. 0:15:57.040 --> 0:16:00.080 You were like, when we were scheduling this podcast, as 0:16:00.120 --> 0:16:03.960 everybody knows, when when I have Dean, the part time 0:16:04.040 --> 0:16:06.680 sometime co host of the Iron rapp Wor stereo podcast 0:16:06.760 --> 0:16:12.200 Dean Collins, Deuce Paccino, Dino Casino, Boom Boom Collins on 0:16:12.280 --> 0:16:15.880 the podcast, scheduling is always an issue and we have 0:16:15.960 --> 0:16:20.320 to be very mindful and particular with Dean's schedule. 0:16:20.760 --> 0:16:23.320 You said to me, I have to do. 0:16:23.360 --> 0:16:26.280 Errands for my trip, and I was thinking, Okay, I 0:16:26.400 --> 0:16:29.160 get you have to do things for your trip, but 0:16:29.240 --> 0:16:31.280 the trip is two weeks away. Can we can we 0:16:31.320 --> 0:16:33.480 plug in the pockets? And You're like, I have So 0:16:33.720 --> 0:16:35.640 what are the things you have to do? What are 0:16:35.640 --> 0:16:37.680 the things that you you are getting done before? You 0:16:37.720 --> 0:16:38.520 have a passport? 0:16:38.560 --> 0:16:38.920 Correct? 0:16:39.200 --> 0:16:41.000 Of course I got my So so what else do 0:16:41.000 --> 0:16:43.960 you have to do besides pack? Well, I wanted to 0:16:43.960 --> 0:16:46.000 get some new clothes. It's time to change it my 0:16:46.080 --> 0:16:48.480 ward rouble a little bit at that summer fit, going 0:16:48.840 --> 0:16:49.680 that euro fit. 0:16:50.840 --> 0:16:53.440 You know, just question question. Sorry, sorry to interrupt you. 0:16:53.480 --> 0:16:55.800 I know I asked a question. What is your twenty 0:16:55.840 --> 0:16:57.440 twenty five euro summer fit? 0:16:58.280 --> 0:16:58.840 I don't know. 0:16:58.960 --> 0:17:01.000 I don't know what fucking people are wearing and shit, 0:17:01.080 --> 0:17:03.400 I know, like gen Z, they wear all the baggy 0:17:03.480 --> 0:17:06.400 fucking shit. I don't think that looks appealing on me though. 0:17:06.440 --> 0:17:08.680 It just makes me look it just makes me look 0:17:08.680 --> 0:17:10.919 like I'm wearing pajamas all the time. So trying to 0:17:10.920 --> 0:17:15.560 find that balance. But you know, skin stuff, I want 0:17:15.560 --> 0:17:18.800 to do my lymphatic drainage myself, and that's the thing. 0:17:18.880 --> 0:17:21.600 I want to be very clear about this. A lot of. 0:17:21.560 --> 0:17:25.320 Guys, you know, they're so ashamed and they don't talk 0:17:25.359 --> 0:17:28.360 about like like if they got hair issues for instance, 0:17:28.440 --> 0:17:33.439 you know, receding hairline thinning. Maybe I'm balding. I'm not 0:17:33.480 --> 0:17:36.240 saying I'm balding, but I'm just saying people they think 0:17:36.280 --> 0:17:38.800 about these things and they're too embarrassed, they're too macho 0:17:38.880 --> 0:17:42.679 to talk about it. I wear my heart on my sleeve. 0:17:42.800 --> 0:17:46.760 I'm an open book. I'm pale. Okay, I need to 0:17:46.840 --> 0:17:50.280 get a tan. I don't tan my British blood. I 0:17:50.320 --> 0:17:53.399 don't tan, so I have to find other ways to 0:17:53.520 --> 0:17:56.000 do that. So one thing that I'm going to do 0:17:56.080 --> 0:17:58.800 before my trip is I'm going to get a spray tan. 0:17:59.160 --> 0:18:00.960 I haven't got a spray in a long time now. 0:18:00.960 --> 0:18:03.560 I'm not talking orange. I just want that natural glow, 0:18:04.040 --> 0:18:06.800 just natural, so that I don't look like I'm sick 0:18:07.000 --> 0:18:09.360 or I'm pale. People in Europe are a lot more 0:18:09.400 --> 0:18:11.439 tan than me, and when I stand next to anyone, 0:18:11.640 --> 0:18:14.600 I look like a fucking ghost. I'm translucent white. So 0:18:14.920 --> 0:18:17.320 little things taking care of my skin. I'm getting back 0:18:17.320 --> 0:18:19.640 into the gym, I'm doing my workouts at home. I'm 0:18:19.680 --> 0:18:23.720 doing all these things. But people shouldn't be so afraid 0:18:23.800 --> 0:18:26.400 to talk about things that they want to do. Men 0:18:26.440 --> 0:18:30.000 should be able to wear makeup under their eyes. 0:18:30.440 --> 0:18:30.760 I'm not. 0:18:30.880 --> 0:18:33.080 I haven't, but I've considered it. I want to cover 0:18:33.200 --> 0:18:36.000 some of the bagginess of my eyes. I want some 0:18:36.080 --> 0:18:40.120 of that fat underneath my neck. Even though that I'm skinny, 0:18:40.960 --> 0:18:44.760 it starts to store there. Okay, gravity hasn't been kind 0:18:45.119 --> 0:18:45.840 to either of us. 0:18:45.880 --> 0:18:49.560 You got to lift hey, hey, hey, to either of us. 0:18:50.160 --> 0:18:52.720 You're not gonna pull me into the gravity in it. 0:18:52.800 --> 0:18:56.439 Brother, you are in this okay because there's it's just 0:18:56.480 --> 0:18:59.160 it's okay to be vulnerable and I and I've realized 0:18:59.200 --> 0:19:01.520 I'm a vulnerable and I'm okay to talk about the 0:19:01.520 --> 0:19:03.679 fact that i want my hair fixed, I want my 0:19:03.800 --> 0:19:06.359 bags under my eyes fixed, I want a tan. And 0:19:06.359 --> 0:19:09.000 people could go, oh damn, this guy's fucking nuts. But 0:19:09.080 --> 0:19:11.760 this is the result of growing up and being born 0:19:11.800 --> 0:19:13.480 and raised in Los Angeles, California. 0:19:13.560 --> 0:19:15.320 No, I'm gonna stop you. It has nothing to do 0:19:15.359 --> 0:19:19.119 with la. LA may have been an excuse in the past. 0:19:19.440 --> 0:19:25.720 Social media, social media, Kim Kardashian, Coco Kardashian, Chloe Kardashian, 0:19:25.880 --> 0:19:31.040 Kendall Kardashian, Brad Pitt, his jawline, all of it, all 0:19:31.080 --> 0:19:33.480 of it, all of it, all of it. Everybody's doing 0:19:33.520 --> 0:19:37.119 something to their selves, to themselves. All the men, or 0:19:37.240 --> 0:19:40.400 forget the women, they're doing something to those God bless them. 0:19:40.600 --> 0:19:45.400 But the men, actors, comedians, news, broadcasters, if you're on 0:19:45.480 --> 0:19:48.800 TV or in front of a camera in any way, 0:19:48.840 --> 0:19:52.240 shape or form, I don't care what capacity. 0:19:53.240 --> 0:19:54.600 Ninety nine point nine. 0:19:54.400 --> 0:19:57.119