1 00:00:10,119 --> 00:00:10,959 Speaker 1: Boom, Have no fear. 2 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:13,240 Speaker 2: The Iron rap Ports Stereo Podcast is here beginning Boom 3 00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:16,560 Speaker 2: Have no fear. The I Am Rappaport Stereo Podcast is here. 4 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:19,759 Speaker 2: On today's brand new bang the Iron Rapports Stereo Podcast. 5 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:22,319 Speaker 1: He's back. It's birthday boy. 6 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:26,400 Speaker 2: The world traveler Deuce Paccino Boom Boom Collins is with 7 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:29,080 Speaker 2: me on a brand new, high flying, hilarious I Am 8 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:33,160 Speaker 2: Rappaport Stereo podcast. We're talking some Nicks Pacers, We're talking 9 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:36,640 Speaker 2: Reggie Miller, and we're talking pre birthday plans with the 10 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:39,479 Speaker 2: co host with the most part time sometimes coast of 11 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:43,280 Speaker 2: the Iron rap Port Stereo Podcast, Deuce Paccino, Miles Jordanek 12 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:45,720 Speaker 2: the Bleacher. Start this puppy over some real nice Start 13 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:47,760 Speaker 2: this puppy over some reel, but most importantly, start this 14 00:00:47,800 --> 00:01:04,120 Speaker 2: Iron Rapports Stereo podcast off with something real funky three 15 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:09,240 Speaker 2: two one, Boom have no fear of The Iron Rapport 16 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:11,600 Speaker 2: Stereo Podcast is here. Higgey Have no fear. 17 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:16,679 Speaker 1: The I Am Rapaport Stereo Podcast is here in the 18 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:17,120 Speaker 1: Place to be. 19 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:20,560 Speaker 2: My name is Michael Rapport aka the Inflamed Oshcnazi aka 20 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:24,640 Speaker 2: the Salt of Sniff aka the Raging Bullshitter aka the 21 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:28,640 Speaker 2: Gringo Man Dingo aka mister New York. You are now 22 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:31,440 Speaker 2: rocking with the very very best Iron Rap Port Stereo podcast. 23 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:33,840 Speaker 2: Welcome to the Iron Dome of Disruption. Welcome to the 24 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:38,960 Speaker 2: Ziggy Zone of Disruption. Hope everyone's feeling real good. Hope 25 00:01:38,959 --> 00:01:42,120 Speaker 2: everybody's feeling super duper fantastic as we head into the 26 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:47,440 Speaker 2: last few days of the month of May twenty twenty five. 27 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:48,960 Speaker 2: If you could believe that we are in the last 28 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:52,040 Speaker 2: few days of the month of May, that means after 29 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:57,920 Speaker 2: May comes what June. You've asked for him, You've tweeted, 30 00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:04,559 Speaker 2: you've DMD, you've emailed, and I delivered without further ado 31 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:10,720 Speaker 2: because the anticipation is just too much sometimes. Dino Casino 32 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:15,520 Speaker 2: aka Douce Collins aka Boom Boom Collins aka the Young 33 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:18,400 Speaker 2: Shooter Dean Collins is back on the Iron Rap Report 34 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:22,720 Speaker 2: Stereo podcast, the part time sometime co host of the 35 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:27,520 Speaker 2: Iron Rapport Stereo podcast. Who's turning thirty five years young 36 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:28,720 Speaker 2: this week. 37 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:34,480 Speaker 3: Boom, Yes, great intro. Love that kind of intro. Love 38 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:37,760 Speaker 3: that kind of intro. Man, I just just keep it 39 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:41,480 Speaker 3: positive like that moving forward. That sounds so good, and 40 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:43,080 Speaker 3: I think you called me boom boom. I don't know 41 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:44,919 Speaker 3: what first time I've ever heard that. 42 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:48,440 Speaker 1: I came up with that earlier today. Well, what is 43 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:49,280 Speaker 1: that boom boom? 44 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:51,799 Speaker 2: It's just boom boom Collins. Like, you come in, it's 45 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:54,280 Speaker 2: like boom boom, you know, and you come with the jokes. 46 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:57,160 Speaker 2: It's like boom boom and you bring that energy boom boom. 47 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:59,480 Speaker 1: So we call you boom boom Collins. I love that. 48 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:01,919 Speaker 3: It's like bam bam is a baby and now boom 49 00:03:01,919 --> 00:03:05,520 Speaker 3: boom is an adult. It works. It fits you across 50 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:07,440 Speaker 3: the board. We don't need to discuss it. 51 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:07,880 Speaker 1: It fits. 52 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:10,880 Speaker 3: What about you, man? The hair, The hair is looking good. 53 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:15,080 Speaker 3: The skin's looking good. They you know, sometimes the skin 54 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:17,960 Speaker 3: is red. It's not looking that red lately. The eyes 55 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,760 Speaker 3: are piercing green. You have green eyes, right? 56 00:03:22,639 --> 00:03:25,600 Speaker 1: Or blue? What do you mean the skin's not always? 57 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:26,359 Speaker 1: What does that mean? 58 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:28,640 Speaker 3: No, it's like the same with mine. It's like it 59 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:30,320 Speaker 3: depends on the day. It could wake up with a 60 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:32,360 Speaker 3: little bit of bloat. You could wake up with a 61 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:34,800 Speaker 3: little bit of like a new scab on your face. 62 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:36,400 Speaker 3: It happens to me, It happens to the best of 63 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:37,440 Speaker 3: us now. 64 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:39,640 Speaker 2: But when you're giving a compliment, just leave it as 65 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:42,520 Speaker 2: a compliment. Don't go it looks better than it did 66 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:44,880 Speaker 2: the last time or any of that. You could just 67 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:47,000 Speaker 2: say you look good. You have to say the last 68 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:50,000 Speaker 2: time you didn't look good. And sometimes you look blotchy 69 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:51,440 Speaker 2: and shitty. You don't have to say that. 70 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:56,000 Speaker 3: They didn't say that, but duly noted you did insinuate that. 71 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:59,240 Speaker 3: I didn't say blotchy, but it never looks blotchy, man, 72 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:02,640 Speaker 3: I'm just saying it rejuvenated great. 73 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:04,080 Speaker 1: I was thinking about it. 74 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:09,400 Speaker 3: I was thinking about doing a lymphatic drainage massage with 75 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:13,240 Speaker 3: a facial on the side. Is that something that you 76 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:17,640 Speaker 3: would be down to do as like a like homies, I. 77 00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:21,800 Speaker 1: Totally be down to do lymphatic massage. I feel like 78 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:25,760 Speaker 1: this is the new word and it's the new trend. 79 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:29,640 Speaker 2: I feel like for people like you and me, it 80 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:33,800 Speaker 2: has to be eating correctly and then you need to 81 00:04:33,839 --> 00:04:36,960 Speaker 2: go under the knife. I feel like lymphatic massages and 82 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:41,120 Speaker 2: facials and all that that's like it's comforting. My wife 83 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:45,080 Speaker 2: gets lymphatic massages and I know she it's relaxing. But 84 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:48,600 Speaker 2: I feel like, if you think you're gonna fix anything, 85 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,640 Speaker 2: particularly somebody that looks like you. 86 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:54,039 Speaker 1: A lymphatic massage is not enough. You need like a scalpel. 87 00:04:54,839 --> 00:04:59,400 Speaker 2: Start cutting things, moving things, freezing things off, taking something 88 00:04:59,400 --> 00:04:59,800 Speaker 2: from here. 89 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:02,479 Speaker 1: That's enough. It's enough. 90 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:06,360 Speaker 3: We understood the first time. I understand what you're saying, 91 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:07,240 Speaker 3: but I don't know. 92 00:05:07,279 --> 00:05:08,360 Speaker 1: I just feel like it could be. 93 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:11,080 Speaker 3: I'm just trying to get that glow. Man, I'm trying 94 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:14,680 Speaker 3: to get that glow, like striving to look what you 95 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:17,680 Speaker 3: look like, which looks great right now. 96 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:21,440 Speaker 1: But yeah, appreciate that. Well. You know. 97 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:25,960 Speaker 2: The thing is is you're turning thirty five this week, 98 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:29,440 Speaker 2: and I'm going to tell you right now. We've discussed 99 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:32,760 Speaker 2: this on other I Am rap Port serial podcast episodes. 100 00:05:33,279 --> 00:05:36,120 Speaker 2: I met you when I was thirty five and you 101 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:39,440 Speaker 2: were fifteen, and now I'm fifty five and you're turning 102 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:42,680 Speaker 2: thirty five. I want to tell you what nobody told me, 103 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:47,040 Speaker 2: or I want to emphasize what people may have told me, 104 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:52,919 Speaker 2: but I didn't listen to enjoy it while you can, motherfucker, 105 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,039 Speaker 2: because you're thirty five. 106 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:54,360 Speaker 1: Now. 107 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:57,800 Speaker 2: Just think about how quick I in front of your 108 00:05:57,839 --> 00:06:02,240 Speaker 2: eyes when from thirty five fifty five. Yeah, and I'm 109 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:05,239 Speaker 2: not just talking about the physical ramifications of aging. 110 00:06:05,279 --> 00:06:07,240 Speaker 1: I hear about the whole thing. 111 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:12,320 Speaker 2: You're turning thirty five, enjoy it. And that's my words 112 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:15,200 Speaker 2: of wisdom and my birthday present for you this year. 113 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:19,039 Speaker 2: That what I just gave you is words of wisdom 114 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:21,400 Speaker 2: slash birthday present. 115 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:25,520 Speaker 1: So because it's your birthday week, I want to excuse me. 116 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:29,360 Speaker 1: I want to prepare you for on your birthday on 117 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:31,560 Speaker 1: May thirtieth, twenty twenty five. 118 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:35,320 Speaker 2: Don't go like searching emails like, oh, is there an 119 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:38,240 Speaker 2: Amazon Prime for Michael Report or is there like a 120 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:41,520 Speaker 2: FedEx coming? What I just gave you is the present 121 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,200 Speaker 2: and go any further. 122 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:47,160 Speaker 3: I was really taking that all in, like legitimately taking 123 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:50,280 Speaker 3: that all in, going I'm waiting for that advice. It's 124 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:53,800 Speaker 3: sound advice. I understand the advice. And then you slipped 125 00:06:53,839 --> 00:06:55,800 Speaker 3: and that was my birthday present at the end there, 126 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:59,360 Speaker 3: which is offensive to include that in that advice. Because 127 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:03,839 Speaker 3: I do the advice, man, I really do. Because I've 128 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:07,919 Speaker 3: found myself giving people advice that are in their twenties, 129 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:10,840 Speaker 3: like like I'm gonna be thirty five and I'm like, yo, 130 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,200 Speaker 3: you think you're old at twenty eight, and they'll go 131 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:16,920 Speaker 3: like people in their twenties. They'll be like, like someone 132 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,239 Speaker 3: in their mid twenties will be like, oh, you're so young, 133 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:23,240 Speaker 3: like you're only thirty four or whatever. But I would 134 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:25,320 Speaker 3: say that at twenty eight to someone who is like 135 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:27,320 Speaker 3: thirty five, or I would say that at twenty five 136 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:28,960 Speaker 3: to someone who's thirty five and go, you're young though 137 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,480 Speaker 3: you're young. But in the back of my head, I'd 138 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:31,840 Speaker 3: be like, oh, fuck, well, at least I'm not at 139 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:34,440 Speaker 3: least I'm not that age. At least I'm not thirty five, 140 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:37,520 Speaker 3: because you know that's that's old. But I understand time 141 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:39,680 Speaker 3: can fly like that. I do want to try and 142 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:45,360 Speaker 3: share my screen here if we can, huh uh, because 143 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:49,120 Speaker 3: I want to show that photo of you. I want 144 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:51,200 Speaker 3: to show here. I'm gonna do it right here. 145 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:55,520 Speaker 1: Here we go. Can you see can you see this? Wow? 146 00:07:56,000 --> 00:08:00,080 Speaker 3: Okay, now, for the people who aren't listening, you'll have 147 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:03,080 Speaker 3: to watch the video. But this is a photo of 148 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:08,080 Speaker 3: me and Michael. Okay, it's me when I was fifteen 149 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:11,400 Speaker 3: years old. It's Michael when he So the date on 150 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:15,000 Speaker 3: this photo is March twenty third, two thousand and five. Okay, 151 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:19,119 Speaker 3: your birthday's March twentieth, So you had just turned thirty 152 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:21,160 Speaker 3: five years old. In this photo, it's the very first 153 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:23,040 Speaker 3: photo me and you have ever taken together. On the 154 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:25,280 Speaker 3: set of The War at Home. I was very excited 155 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:28,560 Speaker 3: to get a picture with you. But it is so trippy, 156 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:31,040 Speaker 3: Like you said, to talk about the fact that I'm 157 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:34,440 Speaker 3: going to be your age in this photo when we met, 158 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:38,400 Speaker 3: and that puts things in perspective for me, and it's 159 00:08:38,679 --> 00:08:40,240 Speaker 3: just an absolute mind fuck. 160 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:45,400 Speaker 1: So that's insane. That picture're insane. 161 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:49,680 Speaker 2: It's fucked up on so many levels because you're not 162 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:52,280 Speaker 2: my son. You look like it could be my son 163 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:57,959 Speaker 2: and you somehow, some way you're store around and nobody 164 00:08:58,040 --> 00:09:00,360 Speaker 2: understands the relationship. 165 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:02,640 Speaker 1: That can nextion we have. I don't understand it. 166 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:05,600 Speaker 2: You don't understand it, and I'm sure who's ever watching 167 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:07,200 Speaker 2: this is probably going what the fuck? 168 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:08,040 Speaker 1: For sure? 169 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:10,160 Speaker 2: But I like how you did that screen share. That 170 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:12,280 Speaker 2: was impressive. Man, did you did you have to bet? 171 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:13,600 Speaker 2: How'd you do that? 172 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,680 Speaker 1: I tried to just I had it teed up. 173 00:09:15,679 --> 00:09:17,199 Speaker 3: But we need to do that for the podcast, where 174 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:19,680 Speaker 3: you could put the image there while we're talking about 175 00:09:19,679 --> 00:09:21,600 Speaker 3: what we're talking about. We'll do that, Miles and Jordan. 176 00:09:21,679 --> 00:09:23,640 Speaker 3: We got to do that. We'll line those two up. 177 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:26,600 Speaker 3: But that was impressive, man, Thank you. 178 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:27,240 Speaker 1: Thank you. Yeah. 179 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:29,840 Speaker 3: But you know, I wish, yeah, I wish, I wish. 180 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:31,640 Speaker 3: You know, the War at Home it's got it's like 181 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:34,160 Speaker 3: core fan base and the people who love it love it. 182 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:38,120 Speaker 3: I just wish it had the legs that some of 183 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:42,000 Speaker 3: these other shows have, so that me, you, Kyle, Kaylee, 184 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:44,520 Speaker 3: Ronnie Malick, we could all get on the road and 185 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:47,960 Speaker 3: do a fucking podcast rewatch of the whole show each episode. 186 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:51,160 Speaker 3: We could just rewatch the episodes and and think about 187 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:53,520 Speaker 3: what we were thinking about during that time or if 188 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:55,520 Speaker 3: we remembered it or not. That would be fun, And 189 00:09:55,559 --> 00:09:57,840 Speaker 3: that may be something me and you just do for 190 00:09:58,280 --> 00:10:00,719 Speaker 3: the diehard fans of the. 191 00:10:00,679 --> 00:10:04,760 Speaker 2: Show, hard core War at Home fans, exactly because because 192 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:07,160 Speaker 2: the Word Home was such a good show and such 193 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:10,199 Speaker 2: a funny show. And I don't want to get into 194 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:13,760 Speaker 2: the weeds of the politics of a show being on 195 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:18,040 Speaker 2: a network and you know, the production companies not from 196 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:20,600 Speaker 2: the network, and you know that's what it is. But 197 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:23,840 Speaker 2: it was basically like the network was Fox and the 198 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:26,800 Speaker 2: production company wasn't Fox, so they want to you know, 199 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:29,080 Speaker 2: it started to get to a point in TV where 200 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:32,280 Speaker 2: the networks wanted to produce and on the shows, and 201 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:33,679 Speaker 2: YadA YadA, YadA YadA. 202 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:36,120 Speaker 3: Your brothers produced it, and they were like, no, we 203 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:37,719 Speaker 3: want all of it, and if we don't have all 204 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:39,760 Speaker 3: of it, we're getting rid of you kind of a thing. 205 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,079 Speaker 1: So they can't end up. 206 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,920 Speaker 2: And it's screwed up because they're like, we're getting rid 207 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:44,640 Speaker 2: of you, and we're like, this is a great show. 208 00:10:44,679 --> 00:10:46,719 Speaker 1: We're busting our I mean, we used to work our 209 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:47,440 Speaker 1: asses off. 210 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:49,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, and not that other people don't, but I know, 211 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:52,120 Speaker 2: specifically you and me. I mean I gave that show 212 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:55,280 Speaker 2: every single thing I had, and I know you were, 213 00:10:55,640 --> 00:11:00,559 Speaker 2: although you were fifteen and annoying, like you really appreciated 214 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:01,640 Speaker 2: it when it was happening. 215 00:11:01,679 --> 00:11:04,440 Speaker 1: I mean, you had a fucking ball doing that show. 216 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:06,760 Speaker 3: We had a ball and I I mean, look, I 217 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,679 Speaker 3: barely had anything to do. I mean when they did 218 00:11:08,679 --> 00:11:10,880 Speaker 3: give me shit to do, it was all you know 219 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:13,839 Speaker 3: massive you're complaining about. 220 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:14,680 Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no. 221 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:16,720 Speaker 3: I was going to give you a compliment, say that 222 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:21,080 Speaker 3: you're you had dialogue in every single scene. It was 223 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:23,240 Speaker 3: tough just to memorize my own shit every week, but 224 00:11:23,679 --> 00:11:26,760 Speaker 3: to do it where you you were on every single page, 225 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:30,080 Speaker 3: and you would make me crinkle your script pages, and 226 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:30,920 Speaker 3: I would make you. 227 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:32,800 Speaker 1: I wouldn't make you. 228 00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:34,800 Speaker 2: You said you wanted a job, like you want an 229 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:36,640 Speaker 2: extra pay, so I would pay you to be my 230 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:39,640 Speaker 2: sort of assistant because I had an actual assistant, and 231 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:42,079 Speaker 2: it'd be like, you're my assistant to my assistant. 232 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:43,760 Speaker 1: I didn't say I wanted a job. 233 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:45,840 Speaker 3: You said, if you want to keep your job on 234 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:48,480 Speaker 3: this show, here's a new job for you. You're gonna have 235 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:51,040 Speaker 3: to highlight and crinkle my fucking script. That's how it 236 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:52,920 Speaker 3: kind of came about. I had to I was. It 237 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:56,400 Speaker 3: was more like slave labor at that point. But we 238 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:59,920 Speaker 3: had a good time. I definitely appreciated it a lot. 239 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:03,520 Speaker 3: I'm not going to name names. Other people didn't appreciate 240 00:12:03,559 --> 00:12:07,079 Speaker 3: it as much. Got a little jaded during the process, 241 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:10,880 Speaker 3: but likely quickly jaded, very quickly. But you know, I mean, 242 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:14,920 Speaker 3: like immediately jam, which is weirdly immediately. But we we 243 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:16,760 Speaker 3: had a good Uh, we had a great time. 244 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:32,960 Speaker 2: Damn podcast. The thing that's exciting about your next few weeks, 245 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:36,600 Speaker 2: aside from the fact that you're turning thirty five years old, 246 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:39,600 Speaker 2: you're no spring chicken. You might look like a nineteen 247 00:12:39,679 --> 00:12:42,839 Speaker 2: year old who just rolled out of his first year 248 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:46,600 Speaker 2: in college. You might have that that look with the 249 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:49,200 Speaker 2: sweatshirt and and the you know, the like the hair 250 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:50,080 Speaker 2: and all that stuff. 251 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:52,360 Speaker 1: But you're now thirty five years old. 252 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:56,080 Speaker 2: Okay, so you were going to celebrate that first of 253 00:12:56,080 --> 00:13:00,440 Speaker 2: all important question, what are we doing to celebrate your 254 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,520 Speaker 2: thirty fifth birthday? 255 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:04,760 Speaker 3: I don't have anything set up as of right now. 256 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:07,760 Speaker 3: I'm you know, I got this big trip lined up. 257 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:09,880 Speaker 3: I've been putting a lot of a lot into this. 258 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:12,400 Speaker 2: We're gonna get to the trip after the birthday. Let's 259 00:13:12,679 --> 00:13:13,480 Speaker 2: get to the birthday. 260 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:16,480 Speaker 3: No, that's what I'm saying. I'm laying low before my trip. 261 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:20,880 Speaker 3: Then again, maybe a few people might have something in 262 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:23,760 Speaker 3: store for me. Maybe they do, maybe they don't. I'm 263 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:26,679 Speaker 3: gonna go to a dinner with some friends, you know, 264 00:13:26,679 --> 00:13:28,520 Speaker 3: maybe we'll go to a bar after. We'll see where 265 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:31,840 Speaker 3: the night takes us. But yeah, I'm just gonna be 266 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:35,760 Speaker 3: surrounded by you know, my friends and some family and 267 00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:39,520 Speaker 3: stuff like that. And and then you know, a week 268 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:44,400 Speaker 3: after that, I'll be heading to Copenhagen and Norway and 269 00:13:45,679 --> 00:13:47,080 Speaker 3: Amsterdam and all that stuff. 270 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:50,080 Speaker 2: So now talk to us about the trip. So we're 271 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:53,840 Speaker 2: doing Copenhagen. You were flying from Los Angeles to Copenhagen. 272 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:57,439 Speaker 3: Flying from Los Angeles to Copenhagen, it's a brutal flight. 273 00:13:58,440 --> 00:13:59,480 Speaker 1: I'm using my miles. 274 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:01,920 Speaker 3: I've saved a lot of American Airlines miles, so I'm 275 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:06,319 Speaker 3: upgrading a little bit, and I have a layover in Philadelphia. 276 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,839 Speaker 3: Then we land in Copenhagen. I'm gonna stay in a 277 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:11,760 Speaker 3: hostel the first three days with two of my buddies, 278 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:15,199 Speaker 3: just to get the social fix in and meet new 279 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:18,240 Speaker 3: people and go out with people, and you know, because 280 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:20,240 Speaker 3: we don't want to get there and just not know 281 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:23,040 Speaker 3: what to do. So I thought, okay, maybe, you know, 282 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:24,920 Speaker 3: we'll see some other people who are in the same 283 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:26,600 Speaker 3: boat as us in this hostel. 284 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:30,760 Speaker 2: Yes, question, isn't there an age limit for people to 285 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:31,560 Speaker 2: stay in a hostel? 286 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:32,640 Speaker 1: Like you're thirty five? 287 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:36,520 Speaker 2: Is it like for like nineteen twenty twenty one, like you, 288 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:39,400 Speaker 2: you're now that guy that'd be like, oh you look, 289 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:40,200 Speaker 2: how old are you? 290 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:40,400 Speaker 3: Sir? 291 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:41,560 Speaker 1: No, it's not like that. 292 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:43,680 Speaker 3: There's people all all walks of life. 293 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:44,320 Speaker 1: You know, who knows. 294 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:45,920 Speaker 3: I could be sharing a room with a fucking eighty 295 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,040 Speaker 3: six year old. I don't know, someone else just wants 296 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:50,680 Speaker 3: to get their travel time in. But we're only doing 297 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:53,240 Speaker 3: the hostel for the first leg of the trip. Then 298 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:56,479 Speaker 3: we're flying to Oslo for the night, we're staying an airbnb. 299 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:59,520 Speaker 3: We're flying to Bergen and Norway. We're staying there for 300 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:03,240 Speaker 3: a few few days in an airbnb out there, and 301 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:06,640 Speaker 3: then we're doing this excursion through the Fjords. It's called 302 00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:11,520 Speaker 3: these beautiful nature and cliffs and all sorts of shit. 303 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:14,080 Speaker 3: We're taking like a cruise and a boat and trains 304 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,960 Speaker 3: and I'm going to take one of the most nice 305 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:19,120 Speaker 3: scenic train rides in the world from Oslo to Bergen. 306 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:21,440 Speaker 3: And then one of my buddies is going to leave 307 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:23,600 Speaker 3: the trip and then it's just me and my other friend, 308 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,640 Speaker 3: just us two. We're getting an airbnb together. We got 309 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:31,360 Speaker 3: a sick airbnb out in Amsterdam. It's like Japanese style. 310 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,240 Speaker 3: It's in the heart of Amsterdam. We're going to be 311 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:35,760 Speaker 3: there for three nights. And I've never been I've never 312 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:38,200 Speaker 3: been to any of these places. I've never been to Copenhagen, 313 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:40,480 Speaker 3: I've never been to Norway. I've always wanted to go 314 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:43,160 Speaker 3: to Amsterdam. I've heard great things about it and then 315 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,360 Speaker 3: I'm flying home. I'll be back like on the twentieth 316 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:49,000 Speaker 3: of June. So I'm really excited, and you know, I'm 317 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:52,480 Speaker 3: shopping before the trip. I have a lot of things 318 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:54,200 Speaker 3: I need to get done before this trip. 319 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:57,040 Speaker 1: Okay, now you mentioned that to me yesterday. 320 00:15:57,040 --> 00:16:00,080 Speaker 2: You were like, when we were scheduling this podcast, as 321 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:03,960 Speaker 2: everybody knows, when when I have Dean, the part time 322 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:06,680 Speaker 2: sometime co host of the Iron rapp Wor stereo podcast 323 00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:12,200 Speaker 2: Dean Collins, Deuce Paccino, Dino Casino, Boom Boom Collins on 324 00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:15,880 Speaker 2: the podcast, scheduling is always an issue and we have 325 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:20,320 Speaker 2: to be very mindful and particular with Dean's schedule. 326 00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:23,320 Speaker 1: You said to me, I have to do. 327 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:26,280 Speaker 2: Errands for my trip, and I was thinking, Okay, I 328 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:29,160 Speaker 2: get you have to do things for your trip, but 329 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:31,280 Speaker 2: the trip is two weeks away. Can we can we 330 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:33,480 Speaker 2: plug in the pockets? And You're like, I have So 331 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:35,640 Speaker 2: what are the things you have to do? What are 332 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:37,680 Speaker 2: the things that you you are getting done before? You 333 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:38,520 Speaker 2: have a passport? 334 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:38,920 Speaker 1: Correct? 335 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:41,000 Speaker 3: Of course I got my So so what else do 336 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,960 Speaker 3: you have to do besides pack? Well, I wanted to 337 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:46,000 Speaker 3: get some new clothes. It's time to change it my 338 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:48,480 Speaker 3: ward rouble a little bit at that summer fit, going 339 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:49,680 Speaker 3: that euro fit. 340 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,440 Speaker 2: You know, just question question. Sorry, sorry to interrupt you. 341 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,800 Speaker 2: I know I asked a question. What is your twenty 342 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,440 Speaker 2: twenty five euro summer fit? 343 00:16:58,280 --> 00:16:58,840 Speaker 1: I don't know. 344 00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:01,000 Speaker 3: I don't know what fucking people are wearing and shit, 345 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:03,400 Speaker 3: I know, like gen Z, they wear all the baggy 346 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:06,400 Speaker 3: fucking shit. I don't think that looks appealing on me though. 347 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:08,680 Speaker 3: It just makes me look it just makes me look 348 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,919 Speaker 3: like I'm wearing pajamas all the time. So trying to 349 00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:15,560 Speaker 3: find that balance. But you know, skin stuff, I want 350 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:18,800 Speaker 3: to do my lymphatic drainage myself, and that's the thing. 351 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:21,600 Speaker 1: I want to be very clear about this. A lot of. 352 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:25,320 Speaker 3: Guys, you know, they're so ashamed and they don't talk 353 00:17:25,359 --> 00:17:28,360 Speaker 3: about like like if they got hair issues for instance, 354 00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:33,439 Speaker 3: you know, receding hairline thinning. Maybe I'm balding. I'm not 355 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:36,240 Speaker 3: saying I'm balding, but I'm just saying people they think 356 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:38,800 Speaker 3: about these things and they're too embarrassed, they're too macho 357 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:42,679 Speaker 3: to talk about it. I wear my heart on my sleeve. 358 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:46,760 Speaker 3: I'm an open book. I'm pale. Okay, I need to 359 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:50,280 Speaker 3: get a tan. I don't tan my British blood. I 360 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:53,399 Speaker 3: don't tan, so I have to find other ways to 361 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:56,000 Speaker 3: do that. So one thing that I'm going to do 362 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:58,800 Speaker 3: before my trip is I'm going to get a spray tan. 363 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:00,960 Speaker 3: I haven't got a spray in a long time now. 364 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,560 Speaker 3: I'm not talking orange. I just want that natural glow, 365 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:06,800 Speaker 3: just natural, so that I don't look like I'm sick 366 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,360 Speaker 3: or I'm pale. People in Europe are a lot more 367 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,439 Speaker 3: tan than me, and when I stand next to anyone, 368 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:14,600 Speaker 3: I look like a fucking ghost. I'm translucent white. So 369 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:17,320 Speaker 3: little things taking care of my skin. I'm getting back 370 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:19,640 Speaker 3: into the gym, I'm doing my workouts at home. I'm 371 00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:23,720 Speaker 3: doing all these things. But people shouldn't be so afraid 372 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:26,400 Speaker 3: to talk about things that they want to do. Men 373 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:30,000 Speaker 3: should be able to wear makeup under their eyes. 374 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:30,760 Speaker 1: I'm not. 375 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:33,080 Speaker 3: I haven't, but I've considered it. I want to cover 376 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:36,000 Speaker 3: some of the bagginess of my eyes. I want some 377 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:40,120 Speaker 3: of that fat underneath my neck. Even though that I'm skinny, 378 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:44,760 Speaker 3: it starts to store there. Okay, gravity hasn't been kind 379 00:18:45,119 --> 00:18:45,840 Speaker 3: to either of us. 380 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:49,560 Speaker 1: You got to lift hey, hey, hey, to either of us. 381 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:52,720 Speaker 1: You're not gonna pull me into the gravity in it. 382 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:56,439 Speaker 3: Brother, you are in this okay because there's it's just 383 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:59,160 Speaker 3: it's okay to be vulnerable and I and I've realized 384 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,520 Speaker 3: I'm a vulnerable and I'm okay to talk about the 385 00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:03,679 Speaker 3: fact that i want my hair fixed, I want my 386 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:06,359 Speaker 3: bags under my eyes fixed, I want a tan. And 387 00:19:06,359 --> 00:19:09,000 Speaker 3: people could go, oh damn, this guy's fucking nuts. But 388 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:11,760 Speaker 3: this is the result of growing up and being born 389 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,480 Speaker 3: and raised in Los Angeles, California. 390 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:15,320 Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna stop you. It has nothing to do 391 00:19:15,359 --> 00:19:19,119 Speaker 2: with la. LA may have been an excuse in the past. 392 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:25,720 Speaker 2: Social media, social media, Kim Kardashian, Coco Kardashian, Chloe Kardashian, 393 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:31,040 Speaker 2: Kendall Kardashian, Brad Pitt, his jawline, all of it, all 394 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:33,480 Speaker 2: of it, all of it, all of it. Everybody's doing 395 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:37,119 Speaker 2: something to their selves, to themselves. All the men, or 396 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:40,400 Speaker 2: forget the women, they're doing something to those God bless them. 397 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:45,400 Speaker 2: But the men, actors, comedians, news, broadcasters, if you're on 398 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:48,800 Speaker 2: TV or in front of a camera in any way, 399 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:52,240 Speaker 2: shape or form, I don't care what capacity. 400 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:54,600 Speaker 1: Ninety nine point nine. 401 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:57,119 Speaker 2: Percent of the men are doing something to themselves, and 402 00:19:57,160 --> 00:20:00,159 Speaker 2: I embrace and I support what you're saying. I just 403 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:03,040 Speaker 2: want to be clear, don't try to drag me into 404 00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:05,240 Speaker 2: what you're talking about. That's what I that's what I 405 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:08,400 Speaker 2: want it would do. But we appreciate your honesty, your vulnerability. 406 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:11,959 Speaker 2: That's why you're a boom Boom Collins. And you know 407 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:15,760 Speaker 2: we always talk about it. And maybe when you start 408 00:20:16,359 --> 00:20:19,200 Speaker 2: getting these lymphatic drainages and all these sorts of things, 409 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:23,439 Speaker 2: you know, you'll stop comparing yourselves to the likes of 410 00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:25,960 Speaker 2: the Brad Pitt the Leonardo DiCaprio's and all that stuff, 411 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,639 Speaker 2: and you'll go, you know, I'm the best deuced pacino 412 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:29,679 Speaker 2: that I could be. 413 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:32,160 Speaker 3: No, you're right, that's the right. That's what I want 414 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:35,400 Speaker 3: to go into thirty five with as well. And you're 415 00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:37,919 Speaker 3: absolutely right. I can't compare myself to people like that. 416 00:20:38,359 --> 00:20:41,600 Speaker 2: But and why would you think that you could compare 417 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:45,040 Speaker 2: yourself to Matt Damon and his prime, not Brad Pitt 418 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:45,600 Speaker 2: and his primate. 419 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:46,640 Speaker 1: Why would you. 420 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:49,040 Speaker 2: Continue to go to the barber shop with a picture 421 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:50,840 Speaker 2: of Brad Pitt and fight Club and be like, make 422 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,399 Speaker 2: me look like this isak. 423 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:54,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a barber. I'm not a fucking magician. 424 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:57,520 Speaker 3: I learned the lesson the hard way. I actually ended 425 00:20:57,560 --> 00:21:00,879 Speaker 3: up going into the fucking barbershop two days ago with 426 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:03,840 Speaker 3: a picture of myself from that I liked a few 427 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:05,879 Speaker 3: months ago and say, just emulate this, because what am 428 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:07,399 Speaker 3: I gonna fucking do it? 429 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:09,280 Speaker 1: I was sick of them. I'm sick of the jokes. 430 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:11,600 Speaker 3: I'm sick of them laughing at me when I show 431 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,440 Speaker 3: them a photo of Matt Damon, a Brad Pitt. But 432 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,600 Speaker 3: if it's like a really good looking guy going in 433 00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:17,800 Speaker 3: showing that, they won't fucking bat an eye. But for 434 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:19,800 Speaker 3: some reason, it's me coming in there. It's like, oh, 435 00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:22,399 Speaker 3: we we're not fucking plastic surgeons here, buddy. 436 00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:25,640 Speaker 1: It's like, okay, I'm getting your twenty dollars haircut. 437 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:28,600 Speaker 3: Man, it's you and you're not okay, that's fine, Well 438 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:29,600 Speaker 3: you're you're not getting a tip. 439 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:30,399 Speaker 1: So how about that. 440 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:50,760 Speaker 2: We're excited about your trip, We're excited about the big birthday. 441 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:54,439 Speaker 2: Are you watching anything? What else are you doing besides 442 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:56,480 Speaker 2: you know, getting ready for this, for this trip, this 443 00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:59,119 Speaker 2: monumental it's gonna sounds like an epic trip. Oh, so 444 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:01,639 Speaker 2: are you're gonna be v or you know post of 445 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:03,000 Speaker 2: course you're gonna post something. 446 00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:04,399 Speaker 1: You gotta post something. I don't know. 447 00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:06,920 Speaker 3: I don't I haven't really been fucking with Instagram and 448 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:10,160 Speaker 3: shit like that. But but I yeah, I'll post some shit. 449 00:22:10,359 --> 00:22:13,320 Speaker 3: I mean yeah, I'll post stuff for my trip. That'll 450 00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:13,760 Speaker 3: be nice. 451 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,040 Speaker 1: And then are you bringing your drone? 452 00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:16,600 Speaker 2: No? 453 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:18,520 Speaker 3: I know my friend really wants me to. It just 454 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,480 Speaker 3: sounds like a fucking bitch. It starts bringing all my 455 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:23,399 Speaker 3: camera shit and everything. I might just go iPhone and whatever. 456 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:25,680 Speaker 1: But what are you doing? You got any travel plans 457 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:28,600 Speaker 1: this summer? Where are we going? Right now? I'm just chilling. 458 00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:33,119 Speaker 2: I have shows in Baltimore June fifth, sixth at the 459 00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:37,640 Speaker 2: Port in Baltimore June fifth, sixth, seventh, which I'm excited about. 460 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:41,400 Speaker 2: It's close to New York. It's not a I'm gonna actually, 461 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,119 Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna drive. They said you could drive there, 462 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,520 Speaker 2: so I think I'm gonna do that. Because man, going 463 00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:48,520 Speaker 2: to the airport, every single time you do it, it 464 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:51,879 Speaker 2: is just a fucking asshole. Man, It's just always something. 465 00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:54,080 Speaker 2: And I'm a pretty good flyer, but I had an 466 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,760 Speaker 2: incident going to all Beneath where the flight kept getting 467 00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:58,199 Speaker 2: canceled getting canceled cannon can. 468 00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:01,600 Speaker 1: I was like, what is going on here? So I 469 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:03,720 Speaker 1: got that chilling. 470 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:07,359 Speaker 2: NBA playoffs have been in full swing. I don't know 471 00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:11,000 Speaker 2: if you're following the Knicks versus the Indiana Pacers, that 472 00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:14,320 Speaker 2: has been It's been a lot. It's been very, very 473 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:17,119 Speaker 2: challenging to be a New York Knicks fan and to 474 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,760 Speaker 2: deal with the Indiana Pacers and the highs and lows 475 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:22,800 Speaker 2: and hopefully, you know, when you get back into that series. 476 00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:26,800 Speaker 2: There's wall as controversy about Reggie Miller and Reggie Miller 477 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:29,399 Speaker 2: should he be commentating the game because he's doing the 478 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:32,680 Speaker 2: play by play for TNT and some people say he's 479 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:37,160 Speaker 2: favoring Indiana and I'm like, good, good, he's so unlikable. 480 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:40,560 Speaker 2: I think it's fantastic that Reggie Miller is commentating the games. 481 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:44,800 Speaker 2: It just adds to the spicy pot of the Knicks Pacers, 482 00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:48,760 Speaker 2: Pacers Knicks. Because it's so clear that they don't like us, 483 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:51,280 Speaker 2: We don't like them, their fans don't like us, We 484 00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:54,080 Speaker 2: don't like them. You might as well have Reggie Miller 485 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:56,520 Speaker 2: in there and just you know, to stir it. And 486 00:23:56,800 --> 00:24:00,280 Speaker 2: Reggie should stop trying to be, you know, like a middleman. Know, 487 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:03,159 Speaker 2: you want the Indiana Pacers to win the game, and 488 00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:06,600 Speaker 2: that's fine, that's fine. And when they do win games, 489 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:11,120 Speaker 2: you know, dance celebrate because he's elated, Like there's an 490 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:16,440 Speaker 2: orgasmic quality to Reggie Miller broadcasting the game every single 491 00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:19,440 Speaker 2: time something is going well for the Indiana Pacers. So 492 00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:22,040 Speaker 2: I'm watching a lot of basketball, of course, you know, 493 00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:26,160 Speaker 2: I'm watching my reality with a kibi. We're deep into 494 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:30,920 Speaker 2: our reality bag right now, and I haven't really seen 495 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,000 Speaker 2: anything else. I mean, have you seen anything? Are you 496 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,400 Speaker 2: watch anything? You always pull some rabbits out of your house, 497 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:35,920 Speaker 2: your ass. 498 00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:39,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I'm watching the John Ham Show. It's okay, 499 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:43,680 Speaker 3: Apple TV. Your friends and neighbors watching the studio. 500 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:44,359 Speaker 1: I just finished. 501 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:47,320 Speaker 3: I finished the Studio. I finished John Ham. One's got 502 00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:51,480 Speaker 3: one more episode. I watched this show. Surprised more people 503 00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:53,480 Speaker 3: aren't talking about it. It's not a great show by 504 00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:55,760 Speaker 3: any means. But the cast is so stack which is 505 00:24:57,160 --> 00:25:02,000 Speaker 3: the four seasons. Oh the way, Steve Carell, Will Forte, 506 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:05,920 Speaker 3: you know, it's Cole what's his name? Is so fucking 507 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:10,000 Speaker 3: good and he's such an amazing actor as Coleman Domingo whatever. Yeah, man, 508 00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:12,280 Speaker 3: he plays this gay dude. He's in a relationship with 509 00:25:12,359 --> 00:25:15,680 Speaker 3: this guy, full on making out set like he is 510 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:18,359 Speaker 3: so good. But the show, it's I know, it's like based. 511 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:19,439 Speaker 3: It's a movie, right, the. 512 00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:22,840 Speaker 1: Four Seasons or something. Uh, it's a hotel. 513 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:25,680 Speaker 3: No, it's like a famous movie. That's why they Yeah, 514 00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:28,480 Speaker 3: it's called the Four Seasons movie. It's it's from nineteen 515 00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:32,359 Speaker 3: eighty one with Alan Alda and Carol Burnett. Oh, oh, 516 00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:35,520 Speaker 3: it's it's inspired by that movie. Yeah, oh, I didn't 517 00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:38,760 Speaker 3: know the same it's the same thing. And so it's 518 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:42,639 Speaker 3: these couples who are all going through bad marriages and 519 00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:44,760 Speaker 3: one of them gets divorced and they all it's kind 520 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:46,200 Speaker 3: of white low to see. They go on like a 521 00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:49,440 Speaker 3: retreat together. It's not great. But Tina Fey created the show, 522 00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:54,199 Speaker 3: she's writing it. She she's acting in it, and it's worthwhile. 523 00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:56,080 Speaker 3: I think you and Kiev would enjoy it. It's fun 524 00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:57,000 Speaker 3: and we've heard that. 525 00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:00,399 Speaker 2: I haven't seen anything else, you know. The Real Secret 526 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:04,760 Speaker 2: Lives of Mormons on Hulu is the second season. That's 527 00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:05,880 Speaker 2: a good reality show. 528 00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:09,200 Speaker 1: Of course. Summerhouse Man, let me tell you something. That 529 00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:13,119 Speaker 1: summerhouse Man. That Summerhouse on Bravo. 530 00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:16,560 Speaker 2: If I was gonna suggest to somebody a reality show, 531 00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,879 Speaker 2: I would say start with Summer. It depends on how 532 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:21,840 Speaker 2: old you are, because these kids are they're younger than me. 533 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,440 Speaker 2: They're quite of like in your age, like thirties and 534 00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:27,920 Speaker 2: all that stuff. But this is a good fun show. 535 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:33,320 Speaker 2: Is got fun guys, fun girls, and it's just I mean, 536 00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:37,000 Speaker 2: it's really really another great reality TV show. But other 537 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:41,560 Speaker 2: than the playoffs and reality Bravo, all things Bravo. 538 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:44,600 Speaker 1: Of course, you know, we haven't really seen much. 539 00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:48,840 Speaker 3: Yeah, I kind of I haven't been watching reality at all. 540 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:52,040 Speaker 3: I kind of stopped watching reality and switched over to 541 00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:53,800 Speaker 3: movies and things like that. So I've been watching a 542 00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:56,919 Speaker 3: lot of movies. I watched this movie. Yeah, I've been 543 00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:58,280 Speaker 3: watching a lot of movies. I'm trying to think of 544 00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:00,480 Speaker 3: what I just watched. I watched this movie Mark. I've 545 00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:04,280 Speaker 3: talked about it before, which is its stars Anna Paquin 546 00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:09,119 Speaker 3: and Mark Ruffalo back in twenty eleven. It's Kenneth Lahnergan 547 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,800 Speaker 3: who did Manchester by the Sea and you can count 548 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,880 Speaker 3: on me. It's his second movie. He's only made three movies. 549 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,160 Speaker 1: So really good. 550 00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:19,600 Speaker 3: And then that made me want to, you know whatever, 551 00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:21,159 Speaker 3: So and then I watched. Have you ever heard of 552 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:26,119 Speaker 3: this movie called Three Colors Blue? No, there's it's like 553 00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:29,000 Speaker 3: a trilogy. It's like three colors blue, three colors red, 554 00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:32,440 Speaker 3: three colors whatever. It's sort of like Manchester by the Sea. 555 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:38,199 Speaker 3: It's Juliet Brioche Banoche Binoche. She stars in it. It's 556 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:41,480 Speaker 3: like nineteen ninety three. It's French, right French. But it's 557 00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:44,119 Speaker 3: like a yeah, it's a well received move. But anyway 558 00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:46,320 Speaker 3: I put that, I'm watching just random shit. 559 00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:49,159 Speaker 1: Oh so now you're getting into your foreign film stage. 560 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:51,719 Speaker 3: Yeah, I've always liked four. I've always liked foreign films. 561 00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,280 Speaker 3: But they just said if you like Manchester by the 562 00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:57,280 Speaker 3: Sea and kenth Lannergan like this was a big influence. 563 00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:00,479 Speaker 3: So I it's heavy. It's like this woman who her 564 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:03,119 Speaker 3: her husband and her daughter die in a car crash 565 00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:06,200 Speaker 3: and she has to navigate life by herself and and 566 00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:07,520 Speaker 3: it's it's interesting. 567 00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:09,879 Speaker 1: But is it one film or a few films? 568 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,719 Speaker 3: It's a few and I don't know if she stars 569 00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,480 Speaker 3: in all three. But people if you mention it to 570 00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:16,200 Speaker 3: people to be like, oh, yeah, like film, people know 571 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:20,240 Speaker 3: about it. I guess what's called three Colors Blue? It's 572 00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:21,320 Speaker 3: that's the first one. 573 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:25,000 Speaker 1: Three. Remember this, I remember what I'm talking about. Yeah, 574 00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:26,480 Speaker 1: I do, I do. I think I had this on 575 00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:29,760 Speaker 1: I think I might have seen that back in the day. 576 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,600 Speaker 1: I think I might have had this on on a 577 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:33,520 Speaker 1: laser disc. 578 00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:36,000 Speaker 3: Now they probably did it. I'm gonna I'm just gonna 579 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:36,600 Speaker 3: share the Uh. 580 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,680 Speaker 2: You don't got to share anything. Just because you figure 581 00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:41,680 Speaker 2: out the technology of sharing things. You don't got to 582 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:42,240 Speaker 2: share anything. 583 00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:44,960 Speaker 1: You recognize that. I do recognize it, but you don't 584 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:45,440 Speaker 1: have to share. 585 00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:46,760 Speaker 3: I'm not going to share it. I'm not going to 586 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:52,040 Speaker 3: share it. Sorry about that. I'm stopping the share. Still sharing, okay, anyway, Yeah, man, 587 00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:52,720 Speaker 3: that's it. 588 00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:54,800 Speaker 1: How do you do that sharing thing? 589 00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:56,560 Speaker 3: It says it right under there, It says next to 590 00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:58,080 Speaker 3: speaker and leave it's a share. 591 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:01,960 Speaker 1: How do you do that? Oh? 592 00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:04,720 Speaker 3: So, and then you hit screen and you can either 593 00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:06,120 Speaker 3: do like full screen whatever. 594 00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:08,360 Speaker 1: But oh so you do screen and then you go 595 00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:09,000 Speaker 1: to something. 596 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,920 Speaker 3: Yeah I just yeah, I hit screen and then I 597 00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:13,640 Speaker 3: just brought up whatever's on my desktop. 598 00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:15,320 Speaker 1: But all right, we gotta start sharing. 599 00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:18,680 Speaker 3: We'll start messing with that. But anyway, yeah, you and 600 00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:21,360 Speaker 3: I we will have to catch up after my trip. 601 00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:22,680 Speaker 3: Maybe I'll hit the road with you. I want to 602 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:24,840 Speaker 3: start doing more stand up stuff. Want to get on 603 00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:28,280 Speaker 3: the road, do more comedy. I've been missing that a lot. 604 00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:31,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, we gotta get on the road. We'll get on stage. 605 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:35,480 Speaker 2: We're just excited about your trip. We're really excited about 606 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:38,160 Speaker 2: your birthday, and we just wanted to, you know, hear 607 00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:40,480 Speaker 2: from you before the big trip. 608 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:42,760 Speaker 3: And we know that. 609 00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:47,160 Speaker 2: Trouble and fun will ensue, and I mean good trouble 610 00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:51,040 Speaker 2: and fun will ensue during your trip. I have a 611 00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:54,080 Speaker 2: feeling there's gonna be some great stories. Is there casinos? 612 00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:55,680 Speaker 2: Is there any gambling on this trip? 613 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:56,280 Speaker 1: I don't know. 614 00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:58,040 Speaker 3: I don't think there's gonna be any gambling going on 615 00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:00,360 Speaker 3: on this trip. I don't think any casinos. But I 616 00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:02,320 Speaker 3: like where your head's at. I hope this is a 617 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:06,840 Speaker 3: memorable trip, something that I am really looking forward to 618 00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:09,840 Speaker 3: and have needed lately. And I'm ready for it, and 619 00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:11,480 Speaker 3: I'm ready to spend some time with two of my 620 00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:14,760 Speaker 3: close friends and and yeah, just get out there and 621 00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,520 Speaker 3: experience Europe and all these new places. 622 00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:19,440 Speaker 1: So it's going to be really fun. All right. 623 00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:22,560 Speaker 2: Well, we're wishing you a happy early birthday. And again, 624 00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:26,000 Speaker 2: you don't have to check your email. You don't have 625 00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:28,240 Speaker 2: to check any I'll probably call you on your birthday 626 00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:31,760 Speaker 2: or text you, but don't you know, like hit me up, yo, 627 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:33,800 Speaker 2: something's at my doors at from. 628 00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,120 Speaker 1: Not same thing with you, bro, same thing till night. 629 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:37,920 Speaker 3: Let's just we'll be on the same page where it's like, 630 00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,680 Speaker 3: let's just not get each other anything that sounds good 631 00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:42,720 Speaker 3: and you know what, Hey, if you're feeling up for it, 632 00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:44,800 Speaker 3: come meet me in Copenha again. And I got a 633 00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:48,360 Speaker 3: fourth bed in the hostel for you, private room. Oh 634 00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:51,800 Speaker 3: all right, sociate about it. Maybe we'll do we'll do 635 00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:53,040 Speaker 3: a set and Amsterdam. 636 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:56,760 Speaker 2: I appreciate that, man. You've got to appreciate you. We 637 00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:59,240 Speaker 2: appreciate you doing the podcast. We appreciate you taking the 638 00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:03,959 Speaker 2: time from a pre trip planning and ladies and gentlemen 639 00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:07,680 Speaker 2: were a happy early birthday to the young shooter. Of 640 00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:10,320 Speaker 2: course we'll celebrate him on the next podcast. But in 641 00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:12,160 Speaker 2: the meantime, tell a friend to tell a friend about 642 00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:15,760 Speaker 2: the world's most disruptive podcast, d I Am Rapport stereo 643 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:19,840 Speaker 2: podcast Michael Rapport, Deuce Paccino Boom Boom. 644 00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:21,280 Speaker 1: Collins wore out