Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Lay's
Speaker 1: new Fruity Twoty trend and Fruity Flavor.
Speaker 2: Of French and Fruitato chips.
Speaker 1: No thanks, my name is Jack. That is mild, and
Speaker 1: these are some of the things that are trending on
Speaker 1: this Thursday afternoon.
Speaker 2: We'll get to.
Speaker 1: The the Lay's product fail or whether it's a product fail.
Speaker 1: You know, we'll ask the question. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah is mouth.
Speaker 1: I'm not here to yuck anyone's disgusting monstrosity. All right.
Speaker 1: So Hulu is cracking down on password sharing. Ah, so
Speaker 1: it's spreading. You know, Netflix did it earlier this year.
Speaker 1: Possibly this is a payback for the fun we've been
Speaker 1: having fucking around with public domain mickey, cause Disney like
Speaker 1: lu so they're like, oh, yeah, you guys. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it's cute, it's cute. You're having fun. We see it.
Speaker 2: Oh you like that? Oh a tough guy. Huh.
Speaker 1: You're gonna need a different Hulu account for every TV
Speaker 1: in your home?
Speaker 2: Yeah, prick, Now, what how do you like that?
Speaker 1: Asshole? It's gonna auto renew every month. I don't forever.
Speaker 3: I I thought I got away with using my mom's Netflix.
Speaker 3: They got us, you know, they got your ass. Finally
Speaker 3: got caught up. Last week it was.
Speaker 2: Are is this you?
Speaker 1: The main reason we want to talk about this story is,
Speaker 1: like I guess the outcome, like not not the this
Speaker 1: isn't the story that I heard because I'm not a
Speaker 1: media ceo. But in the c suite they were. The
Speaker 1: whole Netflix crackdown was like a raving success because it
Speaker 1: led to an explosion in new subscriptions. So they're going
Speaker 1: to this is going to be happening now we're sharing
Speaker 1: password sharing is no longer going to be a thing.
Speaker 3: And I know if your Canadian Zeit gang, apparently this
Speaker 3: has already happened. They did that in the fall already
Speaker 3: with Canadian Hulu subscribers, and in America it's coming on
Speaker 3: Pie Day three one, four March fourteenth, So get your
Speaker 3: pies out and throw them at a Bob Eiger near you.
Speaker 1: Get your pies out, because that's when he brand storms.
Speaker 1: It's you know, I'm a little sick. My brain's not
Speaker 1: really working, so you're just gonna be firing off random
Speaker 1: rap lyrics. But keep it, dude, If you keep.
Speaker 3: It, Sean Carter, you know, then we're all we're all good.
Speaker 3: We're all good here, but yeah, this is man. It
Speaker 3: just when is the pirracy going to go into full swing?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: I know that feels like our next move. It's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: your move. We don't subscribe to any of this shit. Now.
Speaker 3: We were already at an unsustainable point with like no
Speaker 3: person had subscriptions to every single thing, Like you were
Speaker 3: using some form of like I got this one, you
Speaker 3: got that one, and we all get along.
Speaker 1: You just got to remember to cancel once you're done
Speaker 1: watching Fargo season five, you.
Speaker 3: Know, exactly exactly, creating new email accounts to sort of
Speaker 3: generate new account land little whatever. Look, we do what
Speaker 3: we got to do to survive out here. But yeah,
Speaker 3: it's they're figuring it out.
Speaker 2: And they just when they saw explosive growth with their
Speaker 2: subscriptions in Netflix of course everyone else.
Speaker 1: They really love some explosive growth. And I know the
Speaker 1: thing what's exploding is our bank accounts down here.
Speaker 2: On the ground exactly.
Speaker 1: And we know the price of a banana, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: what's a banana like forty three bucks? Well couldn't what
Speaker 1: could have banana possibly cost Michael twelve dollars? Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: uh I don't know. It's it's the continued Like there
Speaker 1: are these hyper capitalists AI singularity machines up above us,
Speaker 1: all generating the weather for us, and we're just like, okay,
Speaker 1: thank you, sir, Like there's really nothing we can do
Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, so God, with this.
Speaker 2: One simple trick, CEOs are drenching their benches, fucking cut
Speaker 2: down on the fucking password sharing. It ain't about fucking
Speaker 2: sharing in this world.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be funny if like they all communicated
Speaker 1: the way they think like that. That's why we get
Speaker 1: all those headlines is because media CEOs, that's how they
Speaker 1: actually talk to each other. Right, They're like, dude, this
Speaker 1: one simple trick.
Speaker 2: One simple trick will have your revenues fucking three x
Speaker 2: ing in one quarter. Dude. Yeah, and they don't want
Speaker 2: you to know about.
Speaker 1: It, all right, Uh, let's get to it. Rudy totty
Speaker 1: fresh and fruity. I mean, anytime you get to say
Speaker 1: that phrase, it's a win for your mouth, for other
Speaker 1: people's ears. Unfortunately, possibly not a win for people's taste buds.
Speaker 1: This is a real tooty fresh and fruity is an
Speaker 1: ie hop meal that strawberry pancakes and bacon. I am
Speaker 1: personally a fan of a combination that involves sweet and savory.
Speaker 1: If the savory is a breakfast meat, I'm on board.
Speaker 1: Give me give me some crispy bacon with my pancakes,
Speaker 1: and I'll dip them in a little bit of syrup.
Speaker 1: Give me a little sausage, I'll dipplement a little bit
Speaker 1: of the very compote that you get from ihop. Do
Speaker 1: not touch my fucking breakfast potatoes with I do not
Speaker 1: want sweet breakfast potatoes for some reason that that feels
Speaker 1: incorrect and a violation to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is like it's to the point where people
Speaker 3: are like is this real? Because the Lay's account even
Speaker 3: just posted like this image with very well done photoshop.
Speaker 3: I must say they completely nailed it.
Speaker 1: You know it looks like it is. Yeah, it's a mess.
Speaker 1: But also the bag design looks like it's pancake mix. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they've designed the bag to look like it's pancake Max or.
Speaker 3: Like a gunny sack or something like the physics of it.
Speaker 3: They're just saying, would you try this fake flavor? Or
Speaker 3: is it fake?
Speaker 1: I like how they're trying to fly a weather balloon,
Speaker 1: just be like, would y'all hate us if we did
Speaker 1: this and like say, no, we already made like fifty
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, dude, it's obviously fake. Dude, that's obviously fake.
Speaker 2: We're never gonna make We're never gonna make something gross
Speaker 2: like that. For me, personally, I'm not when it comes
Speaker 2: to breakfast, I do not.
Speaker 3: Need sweet don't need it unless it's something like something
Speaker 3: like you know, out of this world, like a certain
Speaker 3: kind of French toast, out of place, like you gotta
Speaker 3: try the fucking French toast at this place. Sure, I'm
Speaker 3: open to that, but for me breakfast because my biggest
Speaker 3: fear is getting maple syrup on my eggs or some
Speaker 3: shit I just don't like because I put so much
Speaker 3: tabasco on that shit.
Speaker 2: It's just not I don't like that combination.
Speaker 1: So it's really only meat for me. Do you fuck
Speaker 1: with meat with like some sweetness? What sweet meat? Sweet meat?
Speaker 2: You don't like.
Speaker 1: Like a you know, some maple syrup on your maple sausage?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, okay, okay no.
Speaker 2: And that they look to each their own like that's why.
Speaker 1: I'm like, your mouth is sand each their own. Your
Speaker 1: eyes are saying that you view me as subhuman right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, I'm just I'm just trying to see if
Speaker 3: you're some kind of simulation that's trying to fuck with me,
Speaker 3: if it's actually Jack on the other side of this thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but no, I mean god, I don't know. Just
Speaker 2: it just doesn't make sense, like we a breakfast chip
Speaker 2: just in general.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like the breakfast chip. Like I could
Speaker 1: I could see. I think there have been like maple
Speaker 1: flavored chips, and I could see that being like somewhat fun,
Speaker 1: but this one no, thank you. Yeah, although then super
Speaker 1: producer By pointed out, like if you cover them in chocolate,
Speaker 1: and then I'm like, yeah, because I do like potato
Speaker 1: chip mix with my sweet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, somehow a chocolate strawberry bacon pancake chip.
Speaker 1: I'm like, go on, it's just so weird. Now you've
Speaker 1: won me back. This one simple trick we'll have idiot,
Speaker 1: you have these rods mouths slobbery. What about septic tank
Speaker 1: hose flavor dipped in chocolate? Yes, uh, well, we got
Speaker 1: some new insight into what it's like on board the
Speaker 1: Royal Caribbean's new sea Monstrosity, The Icon of the Seas,
Speaker 1: The Icon of the seas is like the thing that they,
Speaker 1: you know, put in the ocean, made sea levels across
Speaker 1: the world rise. The thing's so big. And so there's
Speaker 1: a one hundred one thousand dollars a week cabin on
Speaker 1: the Royal Caribbean ship that they took. They gave us
Speaker 1: some pictures from inside. It's called an.
Speaker 2: Ultimate Family Townhouse.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it looks like.
Speaker 3: Like a NIKEA nightmare mixed with a Discovery Zone of
Speaker 3: bad of a on a terrible Pinterest board of inspiration.
Speaker 3: It's it's more, it's horrifying to think that you're going
Speaker 3: to charge people one hundred thousand fucking dollars to like
Speaker 3: take a fucking red slide down to your bean bag
Speaker 3: living room with hexagonal.
Speaker 2: Holes in the walls. And yeah, it seems like something
Speaker 2: that was like made in a panic, to be honest.
Speaker 1: Right, it does seem very half assed, Like there's like
Speaker 1: I could see this being like, Okay, this is the
Speaker 1: first level and then we're gonna like keep adding stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it just feels very sparse, very like it's there's
Speaker 1: one thing per room. There's a slide that goes down
Speaker 1: to a bunch of bean bag chairs, right, like some
Speaker 1: of the stuff in this like Business Insider article that
Speaker 1: is like just a corporate chill. You know that they
Speaker 1: have a relationship with whatever the pr company is that
Speaker 1: once they like they're like, uh and if you know,
Speaker 1: if that's not enough, this room's got three dang TVs
Speaker 1: in it. Yeah, yeah, man, I've been I've been in
Speaker 1: a fucking hotel room before.
Speaker 3: Mah, they gotta they got a fucking TV screen on
Speaker 3: the bathroom.
Speaker 2: WHOA.
Speaker 3: This place looks like a mixture between like the waiting
Speaker 3: room of a child therapy practice and like one of
Speaker 3: those zany dentists where they're like, look, bro, we know
Speaker 3: when you come in here, it ain't gonna be fun
Speaker 3: when you cross through the door on the other side
Speaker 3: of this waiting room.
Speaker 2: So we're gonna try and make this part as fun
Speaker 2: as fucking possible.
Speaker 1: It's got big child like pediatric dentists waiting room energy.
Speaker 3: Did you have one of those in like the towns
Speaker 3: you grew up in, like the zany dentist place like in.
Speaker 1: No, but we have here dental Land. Dental Land, Yeah,
Speaker 1: dental Land. It's the fun place to go to the dentist.
Speaker 1: And the commercial was like it's a Discovery Zone. But
Speaker 1: also the fucking people here don't use gloves during the
Speaker 1: any of your procedures. Is that real? No?
Speaker 2: I mean it's just like that's like the vibe you
Speaker 2: got from dental.
Speaker 3: It's like they went all in on the vibe that
Speaker 3: you're not sure what the actual like the dental practice is.
Speaker 1: Like dental land, not trend, not trend. Nope, we just
Speaker 1: kind of like to poke around in your kid's mouth
Speaker 1: questions without I don't know, guys, this is an l
Speaker 1: for me. This makes me think that the the icon
Speaker 1: of the sea is not the well fought out plan
Speaker 1: that that I that I thought it was this that.
Speaker 2: I had invested in.
Speaker 1: Guys, God, another investment.
Speaker 2: Another business.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's take a quick break and we'll
Speaker 1: be right back.
Speaker 2: And we're back, and.
Speaker 1: We got the bullshit news of the week. Week again,
Speaker 1: these are not bullshit stories that like reached our shores necessarily.
Speaker 3: I do think I did see one of these though,
Speaker 3: I saw the Biden ones.
Speaker 1: The one of him dressed up. Yeah, yeah, so these
Speaker 1: are I think these are just good to keep tabs
Speaker 1: on because this is the type of ship we're going
Speaker 1: to be seeing, Like the more and more I feel
Speaker 1: like people's social media feeds are going to be populated
Speaker 1: by this ship. So the first one has Biden playing
Speaker 1: dress up in the situation room. He's like dressed like
Speaker 1: an infantry, like g I Joe soldier in the situation
Speaker 1: room being briefed. Actually looks pretty cool.
Speaker 3: It looks almost like wow, so this is what it
Speaker 3: looks like when we have a full militarized takeover of
Speaker 3: our government. It's like right, because, I mean, this seems
Speaker 3: like something Trump would probably do too. He'd probably like
Speaker 3: to be like, get me in a get me in
Speaker 3: my costume? Where's my costume? Can I have a helmet?
Speaker 1: I think it actually looks pretty cool. Could you a
Speaker 1: I generate one of me looking tough? Yeah? I don't know. Again,
Speaker 1: as with a lot of the AI stuff, hard to
Speaker 1: tell which side this came from, right, I don't know
Speaker 1: if it was Biden's side being like, hey, we found
Speaker 1: we created this image and you looked kind of tough,
Speaker 1: and not just because you have seven fingers.
Speaker 2: On one hand.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, there, so there's fucked up hands. When
Speaker 1: you look at the writing on his little outfit, his
Speaker 1: little military outfit, yeah, it doesn't say.
Speaker 2: His name the name.
Speaker 1: They would like, get his name right, Yeah, it looks
Speaker 1: like like Star Wars writing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean I think it works both ways. Right.
Speaker 2: It works for people who idolized Joe Biden were like, wow,
Speaker 2: look at him. It's commander in chief, like really protecting
Speaker 2: America's business interests abroad, like I guess.
Speaker 1: But then also for hawkish type people, it helped sort
Speaker 1: of create this image that were like, here we go,
Speaker 1: folks were on the path to war.
Speaker 2: Are you ready? It's happening.
Speaker 3: And I'm sure causes all kinds of activity when people
Speaker 3: see this, But I think it's important to keep in
Speaker 3: mind the President of the United States is a civilian,
Speaker 3: not a member of the military, so there's no reason
Speaker 3: he would ever wear fucking battle fatigues or some shit.
Speaker 3: But I think it's like this I think works on
Speaker 3: people because the commander in chief title makes it believable.
Speaker 2: Because they're like, right, command, Oh, he's taking it seriously.
Speaker 3: It's like he's not an actual member of the armed forces,
Speaker 3: so he would not.
Speaker 1: I think this is a net w for Biden, though.
Speaker 1: If people saw this and took it seriously, I think it's.
Speaker 2: A the best. Oh yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, Like there's
Speaker 2: probably like some conservative who's like.
Speaker 3: Huh right, damn, my man's got my man's got fourteen
Speaker 3: thumbs on one hand.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: All right, that one picture where his fingers are.
Speaker 1: Interled, like interlocked, it looks like all thumbs.
Speaker 2: Like really long toes.
Speaker 1: Yeah they yeah, they gave him very strange hands, because
Speaker 1: that's it's not so good with that quite yet another
Speaker 1: Biden piece of fake news. A lot of right wingers
Speaker 1: on social media mocked the White House's claim that Joe
Speaker 1: Biden's IQ is one eighty seven, besting Einstein's. Uh and
Speaker 1: this was supposedly said by Korean Jian peers press briefing
Speaker 1: as the source. No such announcement was made, right, So
Speaker 1: this one no way I needed. They just made up
Speaker 1: of press briefing. Yeah, the original fake tweet was like, oh,
Speaker 1: Karene Jean Pierre is now claiming that Biden took an
Speaker 1: aptitude test and his IQ was on eighty seven. Then
Speaker 1: it's like, an aptitude test is not a measurement of
Speaker 1: your IQ.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I also like that it's a one eighty
Speaker 2: seven on an undercover cup his IQ.
Speaker 1: This will be if Biden gets sassinated this will be
Speaker 1: like a thing that becomes part of a conspiracy theory, right,
Speaker 1: like they were trying to tell us.
Speaker 3: Brian the editor also chiming in. Einstein also never took
Speaker 3: an IQ test, so it was.
Speaker 1: How they know he was smart. That's the only way
Speaker 1: to know someone's smart. Bro. Oh yeah, they just give
Speaker 1: him the Rubik's cube when his baby and then he
Speaker 1: did Rubik's cuban five seconds.
Speaker 3: B he got that long tongue. Though he got long tongue,
Speaker 3: he ain't tongue tied. Bro, he got that freendulum that
Speaker 3: ain't get away. We'll tell you that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was born sons frngulum. I bet he, I
Speaker 1: bet he, Just like when he was born he really
Speaker 1: liked classical music. And that's how they knew.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, oh yeah, make this baby a theoretical physicist
Speaker 2: or whatever his official area of expertise will just Einstein. Shit,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: She's in the like baby Ward and a nurse comes
Speaker 1: in is like doctor IQ meter is like going off
Speaker 1: the charts. No with this one, how did you know
Speaker 1: we did the regular skull measurements and the distance between
Speaker 1: his tip of his nose and the base of his skull.
Speaker 1: Oh good, good, that is I mean basically on par
Speaker 1: with what IQ is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, see that. Let's see what that skull do real quick?
Speaker 1: What that skull do? Einstein? Good t shirt? Jessica Simpson? Hey,
Speaker 1: what the skull do? Einstein? Jessica Simpson did not endorse Trump?
Speaker 2: Oh, but I saw a video clip.
Speaker 1: So this is one where they didn't even need to
Speaker 1: do AI. You could check all the fingis, all fingis normal. Oh,
Speaker 1: she really did endorse Trump. So liberals and conservatives were
Speaker 1: quick to condemned, slash celebrate this one. So it may
Speaker 1: it made the rounds in quite a few places. I
Speaker 1: like saw it inadvertently. I saw people suddenly talking about
Speaker 1: Jessica Simpson. Yeah, and I didn't see them be like
Speaker 1: she loves Trump, but just like her name, her entered
Speaker 1: the zeitgeist, entered the bloodstream again. And so the clip
Speaker 1: shows somebody asking if she has any advice for Trump,
Speaker 1: and she responded, be president, which where this yesterday would
Speaker 1: be like, damn, she really she's for Donald Trump. The
Speaker 1: video is from twenty seventeen, so her statement wasn't necessarily
Speaker 1: an endorsement, but merely a direction for him to do
Speaker 1: his literal job, but also like it could be like
Speaker 1: a high minded critique like yeah, how about you fucking
Speaker 1: be the president, or it could just be like the
Speaker 1: most basic like uh oh, what should the president do?
Speaker 1: Be the president?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like yeah, yeah, yeah, like you're you're caught
Speaker 3: like on a topic you don't really know much about her,
Speaker 3: aren't informed on, like oh.
Speaker 1: What what should what should Lebron James do with it?
Speaker 1: Just be basketball? Be basketball, man? And I think that
Speaker 1: I think that's fair. That would sound like a political
Speaker 1: statement because it's like, yeah, she told him to shut
Speaker 1: up and be basketball.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But I think this is probably around that time
Speaker 3: when everyone was just being like, he's not acting presidential,
Speaker 3: and I feel like Megan Amram would always just tweet like.
Speaker 2: That that was you know, ritz repeat, Today's the day
Speaker 2: Donald Trump finally became president.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I mean, I think there's probably also something
Speaker 3: to that because this week, just the the the all
Speaker 3: the bed.
Speaker 2: Shifting from the Conservatives over their over.
Speaker 3: Taylor Swift fucking Sia that maybe they're like, well, we
Speaker 3: got Jessica Simpson or are people trying to see Simpson?
Speaker 2: Who knows? Who knows? Who knows? This is a nick
Speaker 2: oh Ship. Yeah, yeah, looking at what he's been up to.
Speaker 2: Or is it Vanessa Manilo?
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, that's look into his name.
Speaker 2: I know that's who Nick Lache is with.
Speaker 1: Now, got it? Yeah? Finally there are there are no
Speaker 1: tanks at the Texas border. I thought I remembered how
Speaker 1: the song there are no cats in America.
Speaker 2: Or no tanks at the Texas border.
Speaker 1: Okay, there we go, I do know. It turns out
Speaker 1: I did not remember that. I haven't seen that movie
Speaker 1: since I was I think like seven years old.
Speaker 2: I think I was doing West Side Story.
Speaker 1: There are no cats in americ That is coming to
Speaker 1: me across decades, literal decades. Anyways, there's video evidence of
Speaker 1: escalating tension at the southern border in Texas with you know,
Speaker 1: tanks driving down next to like some ATVs. It looks
Speaker 1: real serious. It is real serious. It is also two
Speaker 1: months old and from Chile.
Speaker 3: Ahh but this tweet said Texas is moving its tanks
Speaker 3: across its borders.
Speaker 2: Surreal site.
Speaker 3: Uh huh, there's I've also noticed there was another video
Speaker 3: too that was in America of like armored vehicles not tanks,
Speaker 3: like you know, like apcats.
Speaker 2: Right, No, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: Moving like across like a street, like where the like
Speaker 3: the road traffic had to shut down to people like
Speaker 3: holy shit, man, they're mobile happening, and then like other
Speaker 3: But it was interesting because I was this was on
Speaker 3: the subreddit r Conservative because they were like, yo, it's happening.
Speaker 3: But then like the conservatives that were actually like had
Speaker 3: some knowledge around the military, They're like, this is not
Speaker 3: even in Texas. This is in Georgia, and like look
Speaker 3: at the sign. It has a tank sign because it's
Speaker 3: near a base and they're just moving shit across.
Speaker 1: Like they're like, as much as I want to get
Speaker 1: behind this, guys, this is just bullshit. Two miles outside
Speaker 1: of Disney World. They're coming for us, folks.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I mean this is all part of I
Speaker 3: mean I think it's all being fed too, because we
Speaker 3: got the trucker fucking militia convoy shit, which is now
Speaker 3: the organizers like, guys, please no militias, no militias, please
Speaker 3: are not joining. This is supposed to be peaceful, even
Speaker 3: though the organizers of this have deep ties to militias
Speaker 3: and fine, if you're gonna come, just bring handguns.
Speaker 1: That was like where they end they get it out
Speaker 1: signs that about how we want to kill the president.
Speaker 2: Actually saying this shit.
Speaker 3: They're like only side arms, please leave the long guns
Speaker 3: back in your home state.
Speaker 1: Do love the idea of side arms? Like their side
Speaker 1: dishes like, yeah, well that's not your main gun obviously, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just your side gun.
Speaker 2: Oh this yeah, I call this thing scalloped potatoes. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And you will want a dipping sauce to go with
Speaker 1: your side arm.
Speaker 2: Yeah you have you picked one.
Speaker 1: No, actually I would really recommend the Blood of Christ
Speaker 1: dipping sauce. I think, oh yeah, yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2: We call it ketch up.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, those are some of the things that
Speaker 1: aren't happening right now but are trending. That's gonna do
Speaker 1: it for us on this Thursday afternoon. We were back
Speaker 1: tomorrow with a whole last episode of the show. Until then,
Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourself, get
Speaker 1: the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we
Speaker 1: will talk to y'all tomorrow. Bye bye.