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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Lay's

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Speaker 1: new Fruity Twoty trend and Fruity Flavor.

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Speaker 2: Of French and Fruitato chips.

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Speaker 1: No thanks, my name is Jack. That is mild, and

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Speaker 1: these are some of the things that are trending on

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Speaker 1: this Thursday afternoon.

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Speaker 2: We'll get to.

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Speaker 1: The the Lay's product fail or whether it's a product fail.

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Speaker 1: You know, we'll ask the question. Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah is mouth.

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Speaker 1: I'm not here to yuck anyone's disgusting monstrosity. All right.

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Speaker 1: So Hulu is cracking down on password sharing. Ah, so

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Speaker 1: it's spreading. You know, Netflix did it earlier this year.

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Speaker 1: Possibly this is a payback for the fun we've been

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Speaker 1: having fucking around with public domain mickey, cause Disney like

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Speaker 1: lu so they're like, oh, yeah, you guys. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: it's cute, it's cute. You're having fun. We see it.

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Speaker 2: Oh you like that? Oh a tough guy. Huh.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna need a different Hulu account for every TV

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Speaker 1: in your home?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, prick, Now, what how do you like that?

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Speaker 1: Asshole? It's gonna auto renew every month. I don't forever.

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Speaker 3: I I thought I got away with using my mom's Netflix.

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Speaker 3: They got us, you know, they got your ass. Finally

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Speaker 3: got caught up. Last week it was.

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Speaker 2: Are is this you?

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Speaker 1: The main reason we want to talk about this story is,

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Speaker 1: like I guess the outcome, like not not the this

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Speaker 1: isn't the story that I heard because I'm not a

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Speaker 1: media ceo. But in the c suite they were. The

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Speaker 1: whole Netflix crackdown was like a raving success because it

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Speaker 1: led to an explosion in new subscriptions. So they're going

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Speaker 1: to this is going to be happening now we're sharing

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Speaker 1: password sharing is no longer going to be a thing.

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Speaker 3: And I know if your Canadian Zeit gang, apparently this

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Speaker 3: has already happened. They did that in the fall already

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Speaker 3: with Canadian Hulu subscribers, and in America it's coming on

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Speaker 3: Pie Day three one, four March fourteenth, So get your

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Speaker 3: pies out and throw them at a Bob Eiger near you.

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Speaker 1: Get your pies out, because that's when he brand storms.

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Speaker 1: It's you know, I'm a little sick. My brain's not

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Speaker 1: really working, so you're just gonna be firing off random

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Speaker 1: rap lyrics. But keep it, dude, If you keep.

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Speaker 3: It, Sean Carter, you know, then we're all we're all good.

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Speaker 3: We're all good here, but yeah, this is man. It

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Speaker 3: just when is the pirracy going to go into full swing?

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Speaker 2: You know?

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Speaker 1: I know that feels like our next move. It's like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: your move. We don't subscribe to any of this shit. Now.

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Speaker 3: We were already at an unsustainable point with like no

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Speaker 3: person had subscriptions to every single thing, Like you were

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Speaker 3: using some form of like I got this one, you

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Speaker 3: got that one, and we all get along.

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Speaker 1: You just got to remember to cancel once you're done

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Speaker 1: watching Fargo season five, you.

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Speaker 3: Know, exactly exactly, creating new email accounts to sort of

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Speaker 3: generate new account land little whatever. Look, we do what

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Speaker 3: we got to do to survive out here. But yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's they're figuring it out.

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Speaker 2: And they just when they saw explosive growth with their

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Speaker 2: subscriptions in Netflix of course everyone else.

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Speaker 1: They really love some explosive growth. And I know the

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Speaker 1: thing what's exploding is our bank accounts down here.

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Speaker 2: On the ground exactly.

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Speaker 1: And we know the price of a banana, Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's a banana like forty three bucks? Well couldn't what

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Speaker 1: could have banana possibly cost Michael twelve dollars? Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: uh I don't know. It's it's the continued Like there

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Speaker 1: are these hyper capitalists AI singularity machines up above us,

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Speaker 1: all generating the weather for us, and we're just like, okay,

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Speaker 1: thank you, sir, Like there's really nothing we can do

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Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, so God, with this.

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Speaker 2: One simple trick, CEOs are drenching their benches, fucking cut

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Speaker 2: down on the fucking password sharing. It ain't about fucking

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Speaker 2: sharing in this world.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be funny if like they all communicated

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Speaker 1: the way they think like that. That's why we get

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Speaker 1: all those headlines is because media CEOs, that's how they

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Speaker 1: actually talk to each other. Right, They're like, dude, this

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Speaker 1: one simple trick.

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Speaker 2: One simple trick will have your revenues fucking three x

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Speaker 2: ing in one quarter. Dude. Yeah, and they don't want

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Speaker 1: It, all right, Uh, let's get to it. Rudy totty

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Speaker 1: fresh and fruity. I mean, anytime you get to say

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Speaker 1: that phrase, it's a win for your mouth, for other

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Speaker 1: people's ears. Unfortunately, possibly not a win for people's taste buds.

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Speaker 1: This is a real tooty fresh and fruity is an

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Speaker 1: ie hop meal that strawberry pancakes and bacon. I am

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Speaker 1: personally a fan of a combination that involves sweet and savory.

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Speaker 1: If the savory is a breakfast meat, I'm on board.

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Speaker 1: Give me give me some crispy bacon with my pancakes,

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Speaker 1: and I'll dip them in a little bit of syrup.

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Speaker 1: Give me a little sausage, I'll dipplement a little bit

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Speaker 1: of the very compote that you get from ihop. Do

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Speaker 1: not touch my fucking breakfast potatoes with I do not

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Speaker 1: want sweet breakfast potatoes for some reason that that feels

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Speaker 1: incorrect and a violation to me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is like it's to the point where people

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Speaker 3: are like is this real? Because the Lay's account even

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Speaker 3: just posted like this image with very well done photoshop.

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Speaker 3: I must say they completely nailed it.

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Speaker 1: You know it looks like it is. Yeah, it's a mess.

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Speaker 1: But also the bag design looks like it's pancake mix. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they've designed the bag to look like it's pancake Max or.

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Speaker 3: Like a gunny sack or something like the physics of it.

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Speaker 3: They're just saying, would you try this fake flavor? Or

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Speaker 3: is it fake?

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Speaker 1: I like how they're trying to fly a weather balloon,

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Speaker 1: just be like, would y'all hate us if we did

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Speaker 1: this and like say, no, we already made like fifty

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, dude, it's obviously fake. Dude, that's obviously fake.

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Speaker 2: We're never gonna make We're never gonna make something gross

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Speaker 2: like that. For me, personally, I'm not when it comes

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Speaker 3: Need sweet don't need it unless it's something like something

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Speaker 3: like you know, out of this world, like a certain

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Speaker 3: kind of French toast, out of place, like you gotta

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Speaker 3: try the fucking French toast at this place. Sure, I'm

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Speaker 3: open to that, but for me breakfast because my biggest

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Speaker 3: fear is getting maple syrup on my eggs or some

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Speaker 3: shit I just don't like because I put so much

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Speaker 3: tabasco on that shit.

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Speaker 2: It's just not I don't like that combination.

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Speaker 1: So it's really only meat for me. Do you fuck

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Speaker 1: with meat with like some sweetness? What sweet meat? Sweet meat?

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Speaker 2: You don't like.

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Speaker 1: Like a you know, some maple syrup on your maple sausage?

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Speaker 1: No, okay, okay no.

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Speaker 2: And that they look to each their own like that's why.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, your mouth is sand each their own. Your

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Speaker 1: eyes are saying that you view me as subhuman right now.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, I'm just I'm just trying to see if

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Speaker 3: you're some kind of simulation that's trying to fuck with me,

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Speaker 3: if it's actually Jack on the other side of this thing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but no, I mean god, I don't know. Just

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Speaker 2: it just doesn't make sense, like we a breakfast chip

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like the breakfast chip. Like I could

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Speaker 1: I could see. I think there have been like maple

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Speaker 1: but this one no, thank you. Yeah, although then super

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Speaker 1: producer By pointed out, like if you cover them in chocolate,

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Speaker 1: and then I'm like, yeah, because I do like potato

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Speaker 1: chip mix with my sweet.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, somehow a chocolate strawberry bacon pancake chip.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, go on, it's just so weird. Now you've

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Speaker 1: won me back. This one simple trick we'll have idiot,

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Speaker 1: you have these rods mouths slobbery. What about septic tank

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Speaker 1: hose flavor dipped in chocolate? Yes, uh, well, we got

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Speaker 1: some new insight into what it's like on board the

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Speaker 1: Royal Caribbean's new sea Monstrosity, The Icon of the Seas,

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Speaker 1: The Icon of the seas is like the thing that they,

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Speaker 1: you know, put in the ocean, made sea levels across

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Speaker 1: the world rise. The thing's so big. And so there's

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Speaker 1: the Royal Caribbean ship that they took. They gave us

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Speaker 1: some pictures from inside. It's called an.

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Speaker 2: Ultimate Family Townhouse.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and it looks like.

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Speaker 3: Like a NIKEA nightmare mixed with a Discovery Zone of

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Speaker 3: bad of a on a terrible Pinterest board of inspiration.

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Speaker 3: It's it's more, it's horrifying to think that you're going

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Speaker 3: to charge people one hundred thousand fucking dollars to like

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Speaker 3: take a fucking red slide down to your bean bag

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Speaker 3: living room with hexagonal.

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Speaker 2: Holes in the walls. And yeah, it seems like something

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Speaker 2: that was like made in a panic, to be honest.

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Speaker 1: Right, it does seem very half assed, Like there's like

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Speaker 1: I could see this being like, Okay, this is the

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Speaker 1: first level and then we're gonna like keep adding stuff. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but it just feels very sparse, very like it's there's

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Speaker 1: to a bunch of bean bag chairs, right, like some

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Speaker 1: of the stuff in this like Business Insider article that

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Speaker 1: is like just a corporate chill. You know that they

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Speaker 1: if that's not enough, this room's got three dang TVs

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Speaker 3: Mah, they gotta they got a fucking TV screen on

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Speaker 2: WHOA.

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Speaker 3: This place looks like a mixture between like the waiting

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Speaker 3: room of a child therapy practice and like one of

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Speaker 3: those zany dentists where they're like, look, bro, we know

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Speaker 3: when you come in here, it ain't gonna be fun

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Speaker 3: of this waiting room.

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Speaker 2: So we're gonna try and make this part as fun

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Speaker 2: as fucking possible.

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Speaker 1: It's got big child like pediatric dentists waiting room energy.

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Speaker 3: Did you have one of those in like the towns

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Speaker 3: you grew up in, like the zany dentist place like in.

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Speaker 1: No, but we have here dental Land. Dental Land, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: dental Land. It's the fun place to go to the dentist.

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Speaker 1: And the commercial was like it's a Discovery Zone. But

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Speaker 1: also the fucking people here don't use gloves during the

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Speaker 1: any of your procedures. Is that real? No?

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Speaker 2: I mean it's just like that's like the vibe you

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Speaker 3: It's like they went all in on the vibe that

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Speaker 3: you're not sure what the actual like the dental practice is.

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Speaker 1: Like dental land, not trend, not trend. Nope, we just

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Speaker 1: kind of like to poke around in your kid's mouth

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Speaker 1: questions without I don't know, guys, this is an l

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Speaker 1: for me. This makes me think that the the icon

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Speaker 1: of the sea is not the well fought out plan

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Speaker 1: that that I that I thought it was this that.

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Speaker 2: I had invested in.

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Speaker 1: Guys, God, another investment.

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Speaker 2: Another business.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's take a quick break and we'll

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Speaker 2: And we're back, and.

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Speaker 1: We got the bullshit news of the week. Week again,

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Speaker 3: I do think I did see one of these though,

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Speaker 3: I saw the Biden ones.

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Speaker 1: The one of him dressed up. Yeah, yeah, so these

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Speaker 1: are I think these are just good to keep tabs

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Speaker 1: dress up in the situation room. He's like dressed like

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Speaker 3: It looks almost like wow, so this is what it

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Speaker 3: looks like when we have a full militarized takeover of

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Speaker 3: our government. It's like right, because, I mean, this seems

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Speaker 3: to be like, get me in a get me in

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Speaker 3: my costume? Where's my costume? Can I have a helmet?

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Speaker 1: I think it actually looks pretty cool. Could you a

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Speaker 1: I generate one of me looking tough? Yeah? I don't know. Again,

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Speaker 1: as with a lot of the AI stuff, hard to

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Speaker 1: tell which side this came from, right, I don't know

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Speaker 1: if it was Biden's side being like, hey, we found

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Speaker 1: we created this image and you looked kind of tough,

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Speaker 1: and not just because you have seven fingers.

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Speaker 2: On one hand.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, there, so there's fucked up hands. When

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Speaker 1: you look at the writing on his little outfit, his

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Speaker 2: His name the name.

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Speaker 1: They would like, get his name right, Yeah, it looks

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Speaker 1: like like Star Wars writing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean I think it works both ways. Right.

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Speaker 2: It works for people who idolized Joe Biden were like, wow,

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Speaker 2: look at him. It's commander in chief, like really protecting

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Speaker 1: But then also for hawkish type people, it helped sort

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Speaker 1: folks were on the path to war.

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Speaker 2: Are you ready? It's happening.

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Speaker 3: And I'm sure causes all kinds of activity when people

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Speaker 3: see this, But I think it's important to keep in

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Speaker 3: mind the President of the United States is a civilian,

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Speaker 3: not a member of the military, so there's no reason

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Speaker 3: But I think it's like this I think works on

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Speaker 2: Because they're like, right, command, Oh, he's taking it seriously.

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Speaker 3: It's like he's not an actual member of the armed forces,

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Speaker 1: I think this is a net w for Biden, though.

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Speaker 1: If people saw this and took it seriously, I think it's.

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Speaker 2: A the best. Oh yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, Like there's

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Speaker 3: Huh right, damn, my man's got my man's got fourteen

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Speaker 1: Huh.

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Speaker 2: All right, that one picture where his fingers are.

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Speaker 1: Interled, like interlocked, it looks like all thumbs.

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Speaker 2: Like really long toes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah they yeah, they gave him very strange hands, because

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Speaker 1: Biden piece of fake news. A lot of right wingers

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Speaker 1: on social media mocked the White House's claim that Joe

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Speaker 1: Biden's IQ is one eighty seven, besting Einstein's. Uh and

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Speaker 1: this was supposedly said by Korean Jian peers press briefing

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Speaker 1: this one no way I needed. They just made up

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Speaker 1: Karene Jean Pierre is now claiming that Biden took an

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Speaker 1: aptitude test and his IQ was on eighty seven. Then

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Speaker 1: it's like, an aptitude test is not a measurement of

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Speaker 2: But yeah, I also like that it's a one eighty

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Speaker 2: seven on an undercover cup his IQ.

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Speaker 1: This will be if Biden gets sassinated this will be

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Speaker 1: like a thing that becomes part of a conspiracy theory, right,

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Speaker 3: Brian the editor also chiming in. Einstein also never took

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Speaker 3: an IQ test, so it was.

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Speaker 1: How they know he was smart. That's the only way

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Speaker 1: to know someone's smart. Bro. Oh yeah, they just give

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Speaker 1: him the Rubik's cube when his baby and then he

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Speaker 3: B he got that long tongue. Though he got long tongue,

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Speaker 3: he ain't tongue tied. Bro, he got that freendulum that

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Speaker 3: ain't get away. We'll tell you that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he was born sons frngulum. I bet he, I

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Speaker 1: bet he, Just like when he was born he really

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Speaker 2: Oh shit, oh yeah, make this baby a theoretical physicist

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Speaker 2: or whatever his official area of expertise will just Einstein. Shit,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: She's in the like baby Ward and a nurse comes

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Speaker 1: in is like doctor IQ meter is like going off

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Speaker 1: the charts. No with this one, how did you know

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Speaker 1: we did the regular skull measurements and the distance between

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Speaker 1: Oh good, good, that is I mean basically on par

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Speaker 2: Yeah, see that. Let's see what that skull do real quick?

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Speaker 1: What that skull do? Einstein? Good t shirt? Jessica Simpson? Hey,

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Speaker 1: what the skull do? Einstein? Jessica Simpson did not endorse Trump?

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Speaker 2: Oh, but I saw a video clip.

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Speaker 1: So this is one where they didn't even need to

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Speaker 1: do AI. You could check all the fingis, all fingis normal. Oh,

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Speaker 1: she really did endorse Trump. So liberals and conservatives were

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Speaker 1: Jessica Simpson. Yeah, and I didn't see them be like

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Speaker 1: be like, damn, she really she's for Donald Trump. The

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Speaker 1: his literal job, but also like it could be like

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Speaker 1: a high minded critique like yeah, how about you fucking

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Speaker 1: Be the president?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like yeah, yeah, yeah, like you're you're caught

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Speaker 3: like on a topic you don't really know much about her,

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Speaker 1: What what should what should Lebron James do with it?

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Speaker 1: Just be basketball? Be basketball, man? And I think that

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Speaker 1: I think that's fair. That would sound like a political

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Speaker 3: Yeah, But I think this is probably around that time

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Speaker 3: and I feel like Megan Amram would always just tweet like.

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Speaker 2: That that was you know, ritz repeat, Today's the day

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Speaker 3: So yeah, I mean, I think there's probably also something

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Speaker 2: Shifting from the Conservatives over their over.

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Speaker 3: Taylor Swift fucking Sia that maybe they're like, well, we

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Speaker 2: Who knows? Who knows? Who knows? This is a nick

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Speaker 2: oh Ship. Yeah, yeah, looking at what he's been up to.

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Speaker 2: Or is it Vanessa Manilo?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, man, that's look into his name.

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Speaker 2: I know that's who Nick Lache is with.

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Speaker 1: Now, got it? Yeah? Finally there are there are no

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Speaker 1: tanks at the Texas border. I thought I remembered how

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Speaker 1: the song there are no cats in America.

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Speaker 2: Or no tanks at the Texas border.

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Speaker 1: Okay, there we go, I do know. It turns out

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Speaker 1: I did not remember that. I haven't seen that movie

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Speaker 2: I think I was doing West Side Story.

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Speaker 1: There are no cats in americ That is coming to

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Speaker 1: escalating tension at the southern border in Texas with you know,

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Speaker 1: real serious. It is real serious. It is also two

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Speaker 3: Ahh but this tweet said Texas is moving its tanks

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Speaker 3: across its borders.

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Speaker 2: Surreal site.

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Speaker 3: Uh huh, there's I've also noticed there was another video

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Speaker 2: Right, No, no, no, no.

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Speaker 3: Moving like across like a street, like where the like

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Speaker 3: But it was interesting because I was this was on

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Speaker 1: Like they're like, as much as I want to get

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Speaker 1: behind this, guys, this is just bullshit. Two miles outside

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Speaker 3: So yeah, I mean this is all part of I

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Speaker 3: the organizers like, guys, please no militias, no militias, please

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Speaker 3: though the organizers of this have deep ties to militias

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Speaker 3: and fine, if you're gonna come, just bring handguns.

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Speaker 1: That was like where they end they get it out

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Speaker 2: Actually saying this shit.

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Speaker 3: They're like only side arms, please leave the long guns

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Speaker 3: back in your home state.

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Speaker 1: Do love the idea of side arms? Like their side

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Speaker 1: dishes like, yeah, well that's not your main gun obviously, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's just your side gun.

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Speaker 2: Oh this yeah, I call this thing scalloped potatoes. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And you will want a dipping sauce to go with

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Speaker 1: your side arm.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you have you picked one.

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Speaker 1: No, actually I would really recommend the Blood of Christ

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Speaker 1: dipping sauce. I think, oh yeah, yeah, that's good.

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Speaker 2: We call it ketch up.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, those are some of the things that

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Speaker 1: it for us on this Thursday afternoon. We were back

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Speaker 1: tomorrow with a whole last episode of the show. Until then,

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Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourself, get

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Speaker 1: the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we

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Speaker 1: will talk to y'all tomorrow. Bye bye.