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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back to this episode of Emergency or.

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<v Speaker 2>Gone, Bring Back My Girls. This weekend is Coachella and

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<v Speaker 2>Shockers and nobody and nobody gives a fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>But we're not going. Couldn't be me. Coachella's ran through.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh daddy, if you go, if you go to Coachella,

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<v Speaker 1>like you're ran through your piece of ship.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like ugly and such a piece of ship.

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<v Speaker 1>What were you saying?

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<v Speaker 3>K Daddy's going?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that lines up?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I actually like I'm kind of jealous.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm genuinely jealous of people who can be in big

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<v Speaker 2>crowds and not be terrified and petrified for their life.

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<v Speaker 2>Like that sounds fine. I guess you're petrified. So what

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<v Speaker 2>are you doing there?

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<v Speaker 3>I get scared. I'm going to try to do it

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<v Speaker 3>sober this year because last year I drank and I'm

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<v Speaker 3>I'm scared. It's gonna be really scary for Daddy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, can you stop saying that?

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<v Speaker 1>What coach you're annoying and then talking about you being daddy?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh why?

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<v Speaker 2>Because that's like.

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<v Speaker 1>Me, daddy you are.

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<v Speaker 3>I love you give Daddy and I give office siren.

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<v Speaker 3>But we could talk my mom, like.

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<v Speaker 1>Kay put on his story offer siren and it was

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<v Speaker 1>a selfie of him, and my mom liked this story.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that. No, but I'm not kidding. I I've

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<v Speaker 2>been thinking a lot about the fact that I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>going because I'm jealous.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I'm gonna go.

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<v Speaker 2>The thing is it genuinely sounds it sounds fun, but

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<v Speaker 2>my brain just can't. I can't. I can't. Don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my, that was real. Well, since Anya yells at

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<v Speaker 1>me right now she destroyed my brand new bed, fucking.

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<v Speaker 2>Dish royd fucking river, I already replaced this fucking.

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<v Speaker 1>She no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 2>Mommy this morning to tell on me. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And so we've been painting a bunch actually funny looking

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<v Speaker 1>like oh no, no, I've been painting. I've been painting.

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<v Speaker 1>But Enya used red oil paint in a painting and

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<v Speaker 1>spilled it on our hardwood floor in our new house

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<v Speaker 1>and it has been sitting there for about a month now,

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<v Speaker 1>and every single time I'm in there, I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>watch the oil paint. Watch the oil paint. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe one day she'll clean it up. Maybe. No, it

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<v Speaker 1>gets all over my socks. I track it through the

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<v Speaker 1>house like clean, give me, look at me.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't give a fuck. And that's me rolling my

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<v Speaker 2>eyes rapidly. If you're if you're listening and you're not watching,

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<v Speaker 2>I rolled my eyes. Look at me rolling my eyes.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't give a thos.

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<v Speaker 1>And every time I'm in there, I'm like, oh, and

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<v Speaker 1>you'll watch out, don't step in it. Well, she stepped

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<v Speaker 1>in it yesterday and got it all over her sweats

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<v Speaker 1>and her socks, and I was like, oh, be careful,

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<v Speaker 1>be careful. Whatever. She changed those socks.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone hates the freedom of an artist who goes with

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<v Speaker 2>the wind.

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<v Speaker 1>She changed those socks in sweats. Well, then she put

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<v Speaker 1>new socks on, and I don't know when she stepped

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<v Speaker 1>in a chunk again, but she stepped in a chunk also.

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<v Speaker 1>It was me and you and Josh in my bed,

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<v Speaker 1>and we were like watching this person that I found,

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<v Speaker 1>because I famously love finding like weird people on the

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<v Speaker 1>Internet and absorbing all of their life force energy and

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<v Speaker 1>making it a part of my life. But she was

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<v Speaker 1>sitting in my bed and like, I saw red marks

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<v Speaker 1>in my bed, and I was like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>she got oh a panel in my bed. But I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in a good place mentally, so I didn't crash out.

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<v Speaker 1>I just made a little joke and you did replace

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<v Speaker 1>it within three minutes. I'll give her that. But Josh

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<v Speaker 1>was in there with us, and the way he literally

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<v Speaker 1>thought you free bled on my bed.

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<v Speaker 2>He thought, I know, he thought I fully started my.

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<v Speaker 1>Period because he was out of bed.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he jumped back and he was watching me and

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<v Speaker 2>Drew interact, and we were like just being annoying, Like

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<v Speaker 2>Drew just doing exactly what he's doing in front of

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<v Speaker 2>your thing. Oh my god, you were in my bed, Like.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I literally don't give a shit.

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<v Speaker 2>But I know, but it literally just the way we

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<v Speaker 2>talked to each other and Josh was watching, but it

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<v Speaker 2>seemed like I had my fucking period on my bed

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<v Speaker 2>to him, And I wonder we should have asked him

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<v Speaker 2>what he thought, because I'm sure, and he.

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<v Speaker 4>Said he was like, damn, give a fun the way

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<v Speaker 4>she the way he jumped out of bed and stood

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<v Speaker 4>like twenty five feet away from you because he thought

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<v Speaker 4>it was your period in the bed And you had

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<v Speaker 4>her stinky fucking period in my bathroom this morning, dog

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<v Speaker 4>surgery two point zero no last night, like and you,

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<v Speaker 4>I have her periods in my brain down pat like

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<v Speaker 4>I know exactly when inya starting her period.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you like snapping?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, he No, he supports men supporting women.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because there's not enough supporting women.

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<v Speaker 1>There's not enough men support for men.

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<v Speaker 2>There's not enough men randomly in your life, in your

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<v Speaker 2>day to day life, being like, I think you're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>get your periods. That's exactly what this is. But I

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<v Speaker 2>will say Drew is good.

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<v Speaker 1>Always.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's not my bronze, it it's my dude. I've

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<v Speaker 2>got a little tuned on me.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's not enough male speculation about female periods.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, female infamous emphasis on the female. No, I'm really

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<v Speaker 1>in tune with her uterine lining and when it spills

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<v Speaker 1>out of her body, because it's like the universe speaking

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<v Speaker 1>through me to you, if that makes sense.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's like a week before I hate myself. I'm ugly,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm crashing out. I'm freaking the fuck out, like I

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<v Speaker 2>always am freaking out, but oh I am freaking the

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<v Speaker 2>fuck out, and I genuinely am spiraling.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I'm always like, oh, you might be starting

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<v Speaker 1>your period soon next morning, block work.

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<v Speaker 3>And we should hear that machine out and connect it

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<v Speaker 3>to us.

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<v Speaker 1>You wanna be on camera? Coming so bad?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. We don't. I'm just saying it would

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<v Speaker 3>be cool. We don't. We don't really use it, so

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<v Speaker 3>maybe we could use it more.

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<v Speaker 2>There's something deeply, deeply inside of you, like deep inside

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<v Speaker 2>of you.

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<v Speaker 3>That's true.

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<v Speaker 2>That okay, no, and see that's what I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>That was sick.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I can't make it.

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<v Speaker 2>There's something inside of you that is me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm terrifying Drew Phillips more like Drew fills them up.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you come up with that just now?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Drew Phillips. Drew fills people up, people with joy,

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<v Speaker 1>with good dick, with girthy dick.

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<v Speaker 2>He oh, dude, that's disgusting.

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<v Speaker 3>Wasn't your name at the high school? Drew Dick appointment Phillips.

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<v Speaker 1>Yet, I famously had a seizure while getting head.

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<v Speaker 2>That was a rumor they started about you.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh hm.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't have rumors like I got asked if I

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<v Speaker 2>was a lesbian in front of my class. That was

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<v Speaker 2>kind of ship. I was gonna go too well.

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<v Speaker 1>I also had that because I decided to wear overalls

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<v Speaker 1>short overalls with a pastel geographic undershirt, my glasses and

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<v Speaker 1>Adidas Superstars, and I wondered why.

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<v Speaker 2>People play about a rug rat.

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<v Speaker 1>I really I really did not play with my aesthetic

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<v Speaker 1>log at all. And I I wondered, I wondered why

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<v Speaker 1>I got called the f slur, Like.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, yeah, I was wearing ripped skinny jeans, white

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<v Speaker 2>Doc Martins, a flannel around my waist, and like I

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<v Speaker 2>had long red hair that I only wore in like

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<v Speaker 2>a side braid for a full year, like and it

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<v Speaker 2>was like a ginger color. It was like red. So

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not really shocked than anybody had questions because I

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<v Speaker 2>had questions myself.

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<v Speaker 1>I still have questions.

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<v Speaker 3>That was popular.

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<v Speaker 1>I was a quarterback.

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<v Speaker 3>I was a football player.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like I was the quarterback superstar with his letterman

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<v Speaker 1>jacket every day. He still wears his letter jacket today, like.

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<v Speaker 2>He's wearing it high school varsity that was like twenty

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<v Speaker 2>years ago.

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<v Speaker 3>Who cares. It was fucking sick and everyone was obsessed

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<v Speaker 3>with me in town. He's athletically very impressive.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, when Kai goes back to his neighborhood, literally there's

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<v Speaker 2>a parade.

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<v Speaker 1>More like gighborhood. Okay, okay, well I forgot about that.

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<v Speaker 1>I forgot to talk about this last week.

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<v Speaker 3>That was a really good transition.

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<v Speaker 1>See I forgot to talk about this last week. But

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<v Speaker 1>someone came into my house. Someone came into you are

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<v Speaker 1>not coming to my.

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<v Speaker 2>House, and see, I can't drink this Topo Chico because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm about to get really burpy. Sorry, I keep going.

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<v Speaker 1>And mopped our floors and then poured the mop bucket

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<v Speaker 1>floor water down my two hundred year old.

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<v Speaker 2>Vintage though like they were having fun.

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<v Speaker 1>No, they poured the mop bucket juice down my sink,

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<v Speaker 1>which I'm like, oh, I love them. We key, we

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<v Speaker 1>get down. But like that was a mistake that they

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<v Speaker 1>should not have. No.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they did that at the old apartment too.

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<v Speaker 2>What we're talking about is our old apartment. We would

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<v Speaker 2>get it cleaned by our landlords from and because she

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<v Speaker 2>employs all her friends, so everyone who comes to work

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<v Speaker 2>on anything. I don't know them. I know them through

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<v Speaker 2>my old landlord who likes mind you.

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<v Speaker 1>We would get it cleaned like once every seven months,

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<v Speaker 1>and they would always yell at us. They would always

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<v Speaker 1>be like, you need to do it more often. It's dirty,

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<v Speaker 1>it's nasty, it's dusty.

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<v Speaker 2>But they I think they used to. I think they

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<v Speaker 2>always put the mop stuff down the sink because all

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<v Speaker 2>of our sinks are always fucked up. Yeah, every sink

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<v Speaker 2>is clogged, and I don't think that the pieces together, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>can make that much.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because I've yelled at and I've yelled that, Josh,

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<v Speaker 1>I've yelled at myself about shaving like in the drains,

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<v Speaker 1>like just shave on the floor and then vacuum it up.

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<v Speaker 1>Turns out they were just pouring mop bucket juice.

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<v Speaker 2>It was just like all of Zol's hair that's stuck

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<v Speaker 2>to everything on the floor is just like in the

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<v Speaker 2>sink drain. So we have fur lined sink.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>The point I'm trying to make is they destroyed They

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<v Speaker 1>destroyed that sink, Like it was so bad that a

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<v Speaker 1>plumber came in and was like what happened? Like, how

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<v Speaker 1>did this happen? He had to take my entire sink

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<v Speaker 1>out of the ground, like take the whole thing, the

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<v Speaker 1>whole unit out of the ground to unclog it. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>d you said that. I don't have a picture of

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<v Speaker 1>what was inside, but he said that he was taking

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<v Speaker 1>my sink out of the ground. But based on this video,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking he was doing something worse, something far more sinister.

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<v Speaker 1>To my goddamn sink.

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<v Speaker 2>While trying to fix it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let me find that.

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<v Speaker 2>He was fucking the sink. He was fucking the pipe.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, no, literally, I'm not kidding, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I swear to fucking God. Where's this goddamn fucking video

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<v Speaker 1>before I crash out on a bitch like I'm literally

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<v Speaker 1>about to crash out, dude, when you, oh, here we go,

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go. He's laying pipe in it.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, I know, I don't like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I really don't know, he says. Oh yeah. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you he fucked my sink in there.

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<v Speaker 2>And we don't have enough men like that on this

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<v Speaker 2>planet anymore. That's a real passion for cleaning pipe like.

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<v Speaker 1>You probably fixed.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was gonna say that, Oh yeah, it's probably

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<v Speaker 2>from getting a big fucking fur ball out of your

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<v Speaker 2>sink and feeling the joy that knowing you'll be able

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<v Speaker 2>to brush your teeth in your own bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>And the sink is fixed. And I don't ask questions

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<v Speaker 1>about how he got it done, but I am pretty

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<v Speaker 1>positive he had sex with the pipes of my sink.

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<v Speaker 2>That is insane.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I feel bad for clowning you, but it does

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<v Speaker 3>sound like he's giving your sink the work.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the sink had the wipe its butt crack after.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, he was done with.

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<v Speaker 3>You gave the sink the type of head where it

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<v Speaker 3>had to wipe its ass after.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys are fucking discussed.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, Drew, are you okay, by the way, because I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if you heard there's a trade war?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, yeah, Trump started a trade war.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no like actual actual trade.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeh, like triffs on trade?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? How am I going to afford my trade?

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<v Speaker 6>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>The good news is you didn't have much to begin with,

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<v Speaker 2>So it's kind of like if I started caring. It's

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<v Speaker 2>like I don't have trade in the game. You have

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<v Speaker 2>trade in No, you don't have enough trade in care.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm genuinely like not okay, Like I have my trade? Like,

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<v Speaker 1>what am I gonna do?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's one hundred and four percent tariffs on trade? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>No, how am I going to paint trade?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>How I need to paint trade? It's like a part

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<v Speaker 1>of my life. I have a gay father. We know this.

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<v Speaker 1>I've talked about this before.

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<v Speaker 2>We know this. We know this. He's famously been married

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<v Speaker 2>to Drew's bomb with.

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<v Speaker 1>Twenty five years seven years twenty eight years, but he

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<v Speaker 1>grew up rocky horror picture on the screen our whole life.

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<v Speaker 1>He also loves Broadway to a degree that like not

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<v Speaker 1>even I a game enjoy Say.

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<v Speaker 2>He comes to LA and the one thing he wants

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<v Speaker 2>to do is go to shows.

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<v Speaker 1>That's really he's not too He's not coming to LA

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<v Speaker 1>to see me. He's coming to LA to see the

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<v Speaker 1>goddamn Traveling Neil Diamond Broadway Show because it's the last show.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the last time I'll ever see it. Which I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I did see that show and it was actually really good.

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<v Speaker 1>But like why did he see it in New York twice,

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<v Speaker 1>in Dallas once and now he's coming to LA to

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<v Speaker 1>see it a fourth time? Like that's a gay man,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I'm telling you that.

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<v Speaker 2>Is all a game man too, Like I don't hang

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<v Speaker 2>out with Drew's parents when they're in New York because

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<v Speaker 2>all they're doing is going to fucking places. They go

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<v Speaker 2>to like two a day.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I love my gay dad and like one

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<v Speaker 1>day he'll be braven to come out of the closet

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<v Speaker 1>to me.

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<v Speaker 2>It's why men can't enjoy anything. If you like theater,

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<v Speaker 2>now you're gay, Like actually, Yeah.

0:14:08.080 --> 0:14:10.480
<v Speaker 1>If you take selfies as a man, you're gay. If

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<v Speaker 1>you like theater as a man, you're gay. If you

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<v Speaker 1>have friends as a man, you're gay.

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<v Speaker 3>Like if you hang like feeling myself and I want

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<v Speaker 3>to take a photo and plus on Instagram?

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<v Speaker 2>Why would you want to do that? Though?

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<v Speaker 1>That's the other men are in your comments sections the

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<v Speaker 1>same you. You look good.

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<v Speaker 2>Girls are not about to be like you look so good.

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<v Speaker 2>You know it's gonna be your boys in your comments like,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not going to.

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<v Speaker 3>Be the is always Mason.

0:14:34.840 --> 0:14:37.640
<v Speaker 2>It's I know Mason is going to hype both. Like

0:14:37.720 --> 0:14:40.040
<v Speaker 2>even the way y'all hype each other up, men hype

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<v Speaker 2>each other up in the gayest way ever. It's such

0:14:41.880 --> 0:14:44.160
<v Speaker 2>a joke for girls because girls do it too. But

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, bro, we are like men. The way y'all

0:14:47.200 --> 0:14:49.640
<v Speaker 2>compliment each other is really freaky. I was doing my

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<v Speaker 2>laundry while they were like in here before we got

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<v Speaker 2>to the episode.

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<v Speaker 1>But do you do laundry?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Gay? Do you do dishes?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes? I do. I enjoy it gay.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you eat Kiwis yeah? Bisexual?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like Kiwi's.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you sit out in the sun sometimes when I'm cold? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>That's straight, that's really straight straight, and that.

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<v Speaker 1>Was borderline geriatric.

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<v Speaker 2>Too much, that was too much, like I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>how to describe it. Like I should be going in

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<v Speaker 2>the sun because like it's fun and the sun is

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<v Speaker 2>going to make you happy and like it's gonna bring

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<v Speaker 2>some color to your life.

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<v Speaker 3>Like not because I realize that I haven't moved all

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<v Speaker 3>day and I'm going to my bones, like my bones

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<v Speaker 3>feel cold bones everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Even if that's what it is, you need to lie

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<v Speaker 2>to yourself. I've been lying to myself a lot and

0:15:40.480 --> 0:15:42.480
<v Speaker 2>it works so well. It works like a charm. Like

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<v Speaker 2>I just genuinely, I'm like, today is going to be

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<v Speaker 2>the best day ever, and it could be the worst

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<v Speaker 2>day ever, but I'm like, wow, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Have been going on a lot of walks recently, and

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<v Speaker 1>y'all bitches were not lying about walks like every like

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be like having the worst day ever and I'll

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<v Speaker 1>go on an hour long walk and come back home

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<v Speaker 1>and life is good. God is good.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I've avoided my cardiologist for three years, dodged all the calls.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, still dodging them. I'm not even kidding. They still

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<v Speaker 1>call me every once in a while. Well because also

0:16:13.640 --> 0:16:15.200
<v Speaker 1>they're probably just gonna tell me I have a fucking

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<v Speaker 1>heart murmur or something, and then I'm fine, but like

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<v Speaker 1>just be careful, and I'm like, no, they're just going

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<v Speaker 1>to try to get me to stop fucking vaping and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not doing that. He say, your cholesterol is too high,

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<v Speaker 1>eat healthy.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I mean yeah, I will say all the advice

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<v Speaker 2>I've gotten from doctors that I can think about. Although

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<v Speaker 2>fell stupid, it was good advice.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just tired of going to the doctors because they're

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<v Speaker 3>so annoying, and I'm always there because of the bugs

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<v Speaker 3>in my skin. And then also, well, my roommate is

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<v Speaker 3>a battery, and I feel like I could probably a battery. Yeah,

0:16:48.800 --> 0:16:51.400
<v Speaker 3>he's a battery, and he's always like recording me and stuff,

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<v Speaker 3>and then he'll follow me like he's recording me out there,

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<v Speaker 3>and so I'm always like telling the doctors like he's

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<v Speaker 3>a battery, Like he's a circuit board, like he's a

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<v Speaker 3>part of like a larger computer, and he's the power source.

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<v Speaker 3>And they're so annoying, they're like, please go back to.

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<v Speaker 1>Your room, Please go to the hospital.

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<v Speaker 2>For real reason, I can't like, because I.

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<v Speaker 1>Feel like you're really a battery calling a person of

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<v Speaker 1>batteries a part of them.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, that was like the hardest I think you've ever

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<v Speaker 2>made us laugh.

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<v Speaker 3>Like congrats, I think it was.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually No, that was and you're sitting back like.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna yeah, I feel good about that. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>put that into the YouTube episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, honestly, I give you for rison because I was

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<v Speaker 2>funny as far. Fuck what the fuck was I gonna say?

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<v Speaker 6>Now?

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<v Speaker 2>See now I take it back, bitch, because you've thrown

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<v Speaker 2>me off my like trail of thought.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Did I tell them I have like got diagnosed with

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<v Speaker 1>low vitamin D?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah I got. I got put on like a mega

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<v Speaker 1>dose of vitamin D, which is just a doctor coming

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<v Speaker 1>over here in rayle and pipe and give me back

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<v Speaker 1>shots three times a day.

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<v Speaker 2>You have a at home doctor who just comes here

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<v Speaker 2>to fuck you.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I literally went to the doctor, got my blood

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<v Speaker 1>work done and do it every year for my birthday,

0:18:09.359 --> 0:18:15.679
<v Speaker 1>clean on everything, clean on everything. I have syphilis, No,

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<v Speaker 1>but get my blood work done every year. I accidentally,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my fucking god, wait, I can't believe I forgot

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<v Speaker 1>to tell this. So we all know that. About a

0:18:27.760 --> 0:18:31.879
<v Speaker 1>year ago, I went to a doctor and they just

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<v Speaker 1>somehow lost my fucking blood. Like they they kept they

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<v Speaker 1>sent my yearine for your analysis, but the blood they

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<v Speaker 1>took just vanished into thin air and I never got

0:18:41.480 --> 0:18:42.560
<v Speaker 1>the results from my blood.

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<v Speaker 2>That's actually how a lot of movies get their prop blood, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Do down write that down?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>I really think they cloned me, and I think like

0:18:49.280 --> 0:18:51.280
<v Speaker 1>something sinister or dark is going on. I think they

0:18:51.280 --> 0:18:55.760
<v Speaker 1>sold my blood to the black market, but they lost

0:18:55.800 --> 0:18:58.400
<v Speaker 1>my blood. Well. I booked an appointment and then when

0:18:58.400 --> 0:18:59.840
<v Speaker 1>I pulled up, I was like, oh my god, this

0:18:59.920 --> 0:19:02.480
<v Speaker 1>is the same fucking clinic that lost my blood. Well,

0:19:03.320 --> 0:19:05.120
<v Speaker 1>I clocked their shit. I was like, yeah, last time

0:19:05.160 --> 0:19:06.920
<v Speaker 1>I was here. They were like have you been here before?

0:19:06.920 --> 0:19:08.000
<v Speaker 1>And I was like yeah, and they were like did

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<v Speaker 1>you get your blood taken? What was the results? And

0:19:09.800 --> 0:19:11.760
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I did get my blood taken, y'all

0:19:11.800 --> 0:19:14.800
<v Speaker 1>didn't give me the results, Like what the fuck? And

0:19:14.840 --> 0:19:17.560
<v Speaker 1>they were like, oh, well, we have the results right here.

0:19:17.600 --> 0:19:19.840
<v Speaker 1>You're negative. And I was like, yeah, fucking right, don't

0:19:19.880 --> 0:19:22.160
<v Speaker 1>lie in my fucking face right now. But whatever they

0:19:22.160 --> 0:19:26.160
<v Speaker 1>took my blood. Everything was chill except I had high

0:19:26.280 --> 0:19:31.720
<v Speaker 1>cholesterol and violently low vitamin D, like.

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<v Speaker 2>Like milligrams did you get put on?

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<v Speaker 1>Because they gave him like I well, first they were

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<v Speaker 1>like oh, like they were like, you're vitamin D solow.

0:19:40.440 --> 0:19:42.399
<v Speaker 1>You can't just take a vitamin for this, like you

0:19:42.480 --> 0:19:45.400
<v Speaker 1>have to take this prescription strength vitamin D. Haven't been

0:19:45.400 --> 0:19:48.040
<v Speaker 1>taking it, by the way, because like I'm scared of it,

0:19:48.080 --> 0:19:48.920
<v Speaker 1>like destabilizing.

0:19:49.280 --> 0:19:52.840
<v Speaker 2>What's destabilizing about it is you were like, you don't

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<v Speaker 2>have any vitamin D. One time drew out these vitamin

0:19:55.600 --> 0:19:58.000
<v Speaker 2>D because he doesn't leave the house, which is like whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>that's no, No, I don't want to get too much on.

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<v Speaker 2>But one time he got into taking vitamin D and

0:20:04.200 --> 0:20:07.320
<v Speaker 2>he stopped taking it because he said that's just not normal.

0:20:07.440 --> 0:20:09.959
<v Speaker 2>It made me feel like so happy for a few hours,

0:20:10.040 --> 0:20:12.199
<v Speaker 2>and then I crashed. I'm like, yeah, it's because you

0:20:12.240 --> 0:20:15.719
<v Speaker 2>were fucking like you don't have sufficient amounts of vitamin

0:20:15.800 --> 0:20:17.200
<v Speaker 2>D to keep you fucking stable.

0:20:17.280 --> 0:20:17.320
<v Speaker 7>Ho.

0:20:18.280 --> 0:20:20.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, you should take your vitamins or I'm gonna

0:20:20.760 --> 0:20:22.639
<v Speaker 2>start taking them. I go outside enough. I want to

0:20:22.680 --> 0:20:25.159
<v Speaker 2>know what od on vitamin D is gonna do to me.

0:20:25.240 --> 0:20:29.200
<v Speaker 1>That's oh, I can show you that come on that

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<v Speaker 1>me up, You're lucky. I don't know where the fucking

0:20:34.359 --> 0:20:34.880
<v Speaker 1>balls are.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought they were right there.

0:20:36.280 --> 0:20:40.720
<v Speaker 1>No, they're gone. I got rid of them. But yeah,

0:20:40.760 --> 0:20:43.240
<v Speaker 1>so I have low vitamin D and I don't know

0:20:43.280 --> 0:20:45.560
<v Speaker 1>where I was going with that story. Oh I started

0:20:45.560 --> 0:20:49.040
<v Speaker 1>taking walk. They said, they said, okay, like take this

0:20:49.160 --> 0:20:51.439
<v Speaker 1>vitamin D and then go outside in the sun with

0:20:51.560 --> 0:20:54.359
<v Speaker 1>eighty percent of your skin exposed. So I've been going

0:20:54.400 --> 0:20:57.000
<v Speaker 1>on walks with like thirty percent of my skin exposed.

0:20:57.080 --> 0:21:00.680
<v Speaker 1>But really, really like they're they're they weren't lying about

0:21:00.720 --> 0:21:03.840
<v Speaker 1>those walks. Like I feel after a walk, I'm so high,

0:21:03.880 --> 0:21:06.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm so up. I'm like, I'm just baseline. But I

0:21:06.880 --> 0:21:10.120
<v Speaker 1>just function. Yeah, I function at like a level that's

0:21:10.200 --> 0:21:14.200
<v Speaker 1>below low just day to day. So when I get

0:21:14.240 --> 0:21:18.000
<v Speaker 1>that good vitamin D, I'm baseline and I feel good.

0:21:18.760 --> 0:21:20.359
<v Speaker 1>But I think I'm gonna start taking the vitamin D.

0:21:20.720 --> 0:21:22.520
<v Speaker 1>But also I don't feel like I even need to

0:21:22.600 --> 0:21:25.520
<v Speaker 1>because I get I feel like I don't need to

0:21:25.640 --> 0:21:30.280
<v Speaker 1>because the sun in my room literally sunburns met every

0:21:30.480 --> 0:21:30.639
<v Speaker 1>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>I will say, Now, I don't know if that's gonna be.

0:21:32.800 --> 0:21:34.760
<v Speaker 2>I mean, you should just sleep with no sheets on

0:21:34.880 --> 0:21:37.000
<v Speaker 2>and sleep the other way, so your whole body is

0:21:37.040 --> 0:21:41.000
<v Speaker 2>covered in sun. But I've been sleeping in Drew's room

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<v Speaker 2>every fucking night for.

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<v Speaker 1>Me, Actually haven't not, we we haven't. We've slept together

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<v Speaker 1>more than we haven't slept together.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, ever since we moved, we've been, especially ever since

0:21:50.840 --> 0:21:53.320
<v Speaker 2>you got a bigger bed. We've been sleeping together every

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<v Speaker 2>fucking night.

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<v Speaker 1>Love that. And I can't. I always like accidentally end

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<v Speaker 1>up cuddling in you or vice versa.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no accidents here though, but I.

0:22:04.119 --> 0:22:05.720
<v Speaker 1>Did cuddle Oryan on accident.

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<v Speaker 2>I just think if I'm sharing a bed with somebody,

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<v Speaker 2>just like be open to that because that's gonna happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Like we have been doing this thing recently where I

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<v Speaker 1>make and you hug me for twenty two seconds because

0:22:18.240 --> 0:22:22.200
<v Speaker 1>it promotes oxytocin and a bond and it like makes

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<v Speaker 1>you feel good.

0:22:23.280 --> 0:22:26.040
<v Speaker 2>I just got sent this thing today that was talking

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<v Speaker 2>about how.

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<v Speaker 1>Or seven seconds kiss your choice. Yeah, it'll be faster,

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<v Speaker 1>one will feel better.

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<v Speaker 2>I kind of think the hug would feel better.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm famously a good kisser.

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<v Speaker 2>Famously how many famously kissing. Oh you guys are.

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<v Speaker 3>Finding the way that I left a snail trail. The

0:22:47.359 --> 0:22:49.600
<v Speaker 3>last Kiss You a male snail trail.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, I read this thing that was talking about how

0:22:53.160 --> 0:22:55.960
<v Speaker 2>if you cry in front of somebody during like a

0:22:56.040 --> 0:22:58.520
<v Speaker 2>vulnerable moment, it releases a bunch of.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh oxy oxy cotton oxytocin. Yeah, I've been taking a

0:23:02.880 --> 0:23:05.160
<v Speaker 1>bunch of oxy cotton recently to like.

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<v Speaker 2>I just can't stop taking it.

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<v Speaker 1>I just can't. Every time I stop taking it, I

0:23:09.280 --> 0:23:11.840
<v Speaker 1>like break out and sweat and I shake I shit

0:23:12.040 --> 0:23:14.520
<v Speaker 1>out of my ass liquid my bones feel like the.

0:23:14.640 --> 0:23:17.399
<v Speaker 2>Rat a hangover that never ends. But also it's like

0:23:17.440 --> 0:23:20.120
<v Speaker 2>a hangover. But I accidentally did like K two.

0:23:20.359 --> 0:23:22.919
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I see like babies crawling on the ceiling,

0:23:22.960 --> 0:23:25.359
<v Speaker 1>like I hallucinate bad. So then I just take it

0:23:25.400 --> 0:23:29.680
<v Speaker 1>and I feel better. It's like really crazy. Actually, guys,

0:23:29.720 --> 0:23:31.840
<v Speaker 1>I went through opium withdrawal at one point in my life.

0:23:31.880 --> 0:23:35.320
<v Speaker 1>Suck my digging balls like literally, actually.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, opioids are lucky they haven't seen me coming,

0:23:39.359 --> 0:23:42.560
<v Speaker 2>because you'll lose me. A you know, I want to

0:23:42.600 --> 0:23:44.760
<v Speaker 2>lose me, but I know I want to lose me.

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<v Speaker 3>Drew, do you know the guy? You know, it's like

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<v Speaker 3>this ball guy with a beard that says crazy shit

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<v Speaker 3>about like his.

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<v Speaker 1>Penis, oh, his stink portal?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Yeah, do you know what that guy's name is?

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<v Speaker 3>I wanted to pull it up.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't know his name because he's always talking

0:23:56.320 --> 0:23:58.760
<v Speaker 1>about in the sun. I've been liking all of his

0:23:58.840 --> 0:24:03.520
<v Speaker 1>posts on ig recently. Let me look at this and actually,

0:24:03.560 --> 0:24:05.480
<v Speaker 1>you know, it's so funny. Oh my god. I'll be

0:24:05.520 --> 0:24:08.040
<v Speaker 1>scrolling through my reels on my side account that I

0:24:08.080 --> 0:24:11.520
<v Speaker 1>follow him on and he likes literally everything, like he

0:24:11.720 --> 0:24:14.919
<v Speaker 1>likes every video ever. It's like really crazy, that's.

0:24:14.840 --> 0:24:17.120
<v Speaker 2>Kind of amazing. I want to get more into liking things.

0:24:17.200 --> 0:24:19.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm not even kidding, like liking things on Instagram and

0:24:19.640 --> 0:24:22.080
<v Speaker 2>TikTok because I'll see something that I like, but I

0:24:22.119 --> 0:24:23.960
<v Speaker 2>don't like it, and I want to just get into

0:24:24.040 --> 0:24:26.119
<v Speaker 2>liking guys. We should spread the love and go and

0:24:26.240 --> 0:24:27.960
<v Speaker 2>like all of my ig pictures.

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<v Speaker 1>Right now it will blunder filleds Yeah I found his ig.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I just had a beautiful I hate it so mush.

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<v Speaker 4>For me ew I actually that makes me so mad.

0:24:41.320 --> 0:24:44.639
<v Speaker 2>That's disgusting, Like that is disgusting.

0:24:44.000 --> 0:24:46.520
<v Speaker 1>That every once in a while a picture of his

0:24:46.560 --> 0:24:48.680
<v Speaker 1>will pop up on my feet and it's like him

0:24:48.680 --> 0:24:51.040
<v Speaker 1>playing the piano naked on stage in front of like

0:24:51.080 --> 0:24:54.119
<v Speaker 1>five hundred people seventeen years ago, and I'm like, what

0:24:54.440 --> 0:24:56.920
<v Speaker 1>is his life? But he talks about his stink portal

0:24:56.960 --> 0:24:58.640
<v Speaker 1>and that guy shouldn't disgusting?

0:24:58.800 --> 0:25:00.160
<v Speaker 2>Is that what he's calling his fucking.

0:25:00.080 --> 0:25:03.520
<v Speaker 1>Weimer his butthole? And he thinks guys should like hook

0:25:03.640 --> 0:25:06.800
<v Speaker 1>up more often because it promotes masculinity. I mean yeah,

0:25:06.840 --> 0:25:09.760
<v Speaker 1>and like getting another man seemen inside of you is

0:25:09.840 --> 0:25:11.520
<v Speaker 1>like the most masculine thing you can.

0:25:11.440 --> 0:25:11.679
<v Speaker 3>Do, and.

0:25:13.520 --> 0:25:16.000
<v Speaker 1>Getting his hummus inside of your stink port I mean, like.

0:25:15.960 --> 0:25:18.080
<v Speaker 2>Honestly, to each their own, but I can see where

0:25:18.080 --> 0:25:19.560
<v Speaker 2>he's coming from on that idea.

0:25:19.760 --> 0:25:20.920
<v Speaker 1>What do you go on in your notes, babe?

0:25:22.080 --> 0:25:22.280
<v Speaker 3>Say?

0:25:22.560 --> 0:25:23.000
<v Speaker 2>Crazy?

0:25:23.320 --> 0:25:24.879
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I need to know what you gotta say.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, first of all, I need to acknowledge my

0:25:27.800 --> 0:25:31.840
<v Speaker 2>fucking name room. Like my nails. I need to talk

0:25:31.880 --> 0:25:34.400
<v Speaker 2>about these nails. I haven't had nails for so long,

0:25:34.440 --> 0:25:36.720
<v Speaker 2>and I did not intend on getting nails, let alone

0:25:36.760 --> 0:25:40.600
<v Speaker 2>fucking aqua marine cat eye, shiny nails that are coffin shape,

0:25:40.640 --> 0:25:42.800
<v Speaker 2>which I don't think is my or almond shape, which

0:25:42.800 --> 0:25:44.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't think is my shape.

0:25:44.320 --> 0:25:46.440
<v Speaker 1>I see, I like that shape, on you, I think.

0:25:48.560 --> 0:25:51.120
<v Speaker 2>Well, I like, I don't hate them. I'm actually really

0:25:51.160 --> 0:25:53.720
<v Speaker 2>glad with the decisions I made. I got French tiptoes

0:25:53.760 --> 0:25:55.480
<v Speaker 2>and aqua marine ass. Fuck.

0:25:55.600 --> 0:25:58.320
<v Speaker 1>Do you know actually I literally hate that shape on

0:25:58.359 --> 0:26:00.199
<v Speaker 1>you because like when you're playing with my buttole it

0:26:00.280 --> 0:26:02.000
<v Speaker 1>like literally hurts so fucking bad.

0:26:02.840 --> 0:26:06.879
<v Speaker 2>I'm not kidding, Like, there is no amount of money

0:26:06.920 --> 0:26:08.879
<v Speaker 2>you could pay me to go anywhere near a man's

0:26:08.880 --> 0:26:14.720
<v Speaker 2>bathole even mine. No no, no really no no no

0:26:14.720 --> 0:26:18.040
<v Speaker 2>no no no no no no no no no.

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<v Speaker 1>No, okay, I honestly I'm not going to push back

0:26:19.920 --> 0:26:21.640
<v Speaker 1>on that because I.

0:26:21.560 --> 0:26:23.159
<v Speaker 2>Agree it's just disgusting.

0:26:23.200 --> 0:26:25.879
<v Speaker 1>But holes dudes hooking up a dude, this is so.

0:26:25.760 --> 0:26:27.880
<v Speaker 2>Fucked Okay, no, girl, I didn't mean I like that.

0:26:27.880 --> 0:26:29.840
<v Speaker 2>That's just not my cup of tea. That's fucking disgusting

0:26:29.920 --> 0:26:32.000
<v Speaker 2>to me personally. I would just never go near a

0:26:32.040 --> 0:26:35.000
<v Speaker 2>man's fucking butt. That's fucking nasty. I just like I

0:26:35.000 --> 0:26:38.159
<v Speaker 2>think naturally, I think men are dirty, but I've just

0:26:38.200 --> 0:26:39.480
<v Speaker 2>always like felt that.

0:26:39.359 --> 0:26:43.120
<v Speaker 1>In my uh, men are nasty and dirty and stinky.

0:26:43.760 --> 0:26:48.240
<v Speaker 2>But your nails, oh, I was taken by I bite

0:26:48.240 --> 0:26:53.240
<v Speaker 2>my nails really bad, and I just can't stop unless

0:26:53.280 --> 0:26:54.040
<v Speaker 2>I have my nails done.

0:26:54.040 --> 0:26:55.280
<v Speaker 1>But I just can't stop coming.

0:26:55.400 --> 0:26:58.600
<v Speaker 2>I just can't stop coming. But my nails were really gnarly.

0:26:58.680 --> 0:27:00.600
<v Speaker 2>So my friend took me to get my nails done,

0:27:00.880 --> 0:27:04.040
<v Speaker 2>my friend being Rain, and I was like, Okay, I'm

0:27:04.040 --> 0:27:07.679
<v Speaker 2>just gonna go in and get like a regular manny petty.

0:27:08.160 --> 0:27:10.800
<v Speaker 2>And I went in and then I was just kind

0:27:10.840 --> 0:27:12.640
<v Speaker 2>of like, this happened, bro, that's what I'm saying.

0:27:13.200 --> 0:27:15.199
<v Speaker 1>I think you asked for these and you're trying to

0:27:15.240 --> 0:27:15.560
<v Speaker 1>cover it.

0:27:16.040 --> 0:27:19.679
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So here's how I went. My nails were really

0:27:19.720 --> 0:27:20.240
<v Speaker 2>fucked up.

0:27:20.240 --> 0:27:23.080
<v Speaker 1>How this happen my nails.

0:27:23.280 --> 0:27:25.720
<v Speaker 2>My nails were really fucked up? Bro? And I don't

0:27:25.720 --> 0:27:32.080
<v Speaker 2>do nails anymore for my own personal reasons whatever, like decisions, decisions,

0:27:32.119 --> 0:27:34.920
<v Speaker 2>decisions in this life. I'd rather have short nails.

0:27:35.640 --> 0:27:41.480
<v Speaker 1>But why did you get those nails?

0:27:41.640 --> 0:27:44.960
<v Speaker 2>Okay, thank you? But yeah, I went in there and

0:27:44.960 --> 0:27:48.119
<v Speaker 2>I was like, honestly, I would like a longer nail,

0:27:48.280 --> 0:27:50.200
<v Speaker 2>like I haven't had long nails in a while. Like

0:27:50.240 --> 0:27:51.960
<v Speaker 2>I'd be down for a long nail, but I usually

0:27:51.960 --> 0:27:54.000
<v Speaker 2>get like a coffin chip. And then I showed my

0:27:54.119 --> 0:27:55.600
<v Speaker 2>nails to the girl and I was like oh, can

0:27:55.640 --> 0:27:58.800
<v Speaker 2>I get extensions or like just like something short. I

0:27:58.840 --> 0:28:02.520
<v Speaker 2>was like, I want something really short, and she just

0:28:02.520 --> 0:28:06.520
<v Speaker 2>looked at my hands and she was like, no, almond

0:28:07.040 --> 0:28:08.439
<v Speaker 2>and I was just like what and she was like,

0:28:08.480 --> 0:28:11.679
<v Speaker 2>I think for your hands like short almond shape. And

0:28:11.720 --> 0:28:14.720
<v Speaker 2>then I was like okay, and I just let her

0:28:14.760 --> 0:28:17.560
<v Speaker 2>do it, and she just did it. And then I

0:28:17.600 --> 0:28:19.639
<v Speaker 2>was looking at the colors and I was looking at

0:28:19.680 --> 0:28:22.720
<v Speaker 2>some glitters and then she pointed at this one or

0:28:23.080 --> 0:28:26.480
<v Speaker 2>a really bright red version of this, and I just

0:28:26.600 --> 0:28:30.159
<v Speaker 2>was like I don't know, like I don't know, and

0:28:30.240 --> 0:28:32.399
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't decide and she kept asking me. So then

0:28:32.440 --> 0:28:33.879
<v Speaker 2>I just pointed to the blue and I was like,

0:28:33.920 --> 0:28:35.280
<v Speaker 2>that's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do that one.

0:28:35.320 --> 0:28:37.760
<v Speaker 2>I guess like that that's a good one. I don't know.

0:28:37.920 --> 0:28:39.600
<v Speaker 2>She told me to do it, so I fucking did it.

0:28:39.680 --> 0:28:43.360
<v Speaker 2>Like I'm really easily. Yeah, I'm really like, it doesn't

0:28:43.400 --> 0:28:46.880
<v Speaker 2>take much. I'm just like sure, I'll go. And honestly,

0:28:47.120 --> 0:28:50.080
<v Speaker 2>like I knew when I said yes, I had like

0:28:50.120 --> 0:28:52.240
<v Speaker 2>thirty minutes to back up on that decision, but I

0:28:52.320 --> 0:28:53.959
<v Speaker 2>was too much of a pussy to be like, actually,

0:28:53.960 --> 0:28:55.600
<v Speaker 2>I don't like your idea. I don't want to do

0:28:55.720 --> 0:28:56.360
<v Speaker 2>your idea.

0:28:56.400 --> 0:28:59.040
<v Speaker 1>I wait, wait, can you not use that word? It's

0:28:59.080 --> 0:28:59.920
<v Speaker 1>really degrading towards when?

0:29:01.000 --> 0:29:05.520
<v Speaker 2>Oh what which one the p word? What word did

0:29:05.520 --> 0:29:05.760
<v Speaker 2>I say?

0:29:05.800 --> 0:29:12.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't kai watch your mouth? Sorry to keep going.

0:29:13.000 --> 0:29:14.960
<v Speaker 3>I'll allow you to keep going, and thank you for

0:29:15.000 --> 0:29:16.120
<v Speaker 3>calling me out.

0:29:16.480 --> 0:29:20.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm not allowed to say pussy. But what was I saying?

0:29:20.440 --> 0:29:20.760
<v Speaker 6>Oh? Yeah?

0:29:20.760 --> 0:29:23.040
<v Speaker 2>And then I just left and I felt fucking insane

0:29:23.080 --> 0:29:25.640
<v Speaker 2>because I've never had a color like this, and I've

0:29:25.640 --> 0:29:27.520
<v Speaker 2>never had French tip toes, and I'm just like, I

0:29:27.560 --> 0:29:29.720
<v Speaker 2>feel bashit crazy. But at least it's gonna be sunny

0:29:29.720 --> 0:29:30.160
<v Speaker 2>this week.

0:29:30.840 --> 0:29:34.480
<v Speaker 1>God, I know it really is. The sun is out.

0:29:34.560 --> 0:29:35.560
<v Speaker 1>This sun is out.

0:29:35.880 --> 0:29:38.240
<v Speaker 2>I was like, damn, this is how I know. Like

0:29:38.360 --> 0:29:42.360
<v Speaker 2>I've kind of gone umpoco loco because this is never

0:29:42.400 --> 0:29:44.040
<v Speaker 2>something I would have done, but I'm kind of into it.

0:29:44.080 --> 0:29:45.880
<v Speaker 2>I think, like I want to go get them replaced

0:29:45.880 --> 0:29:46.880
<v Speaker 2>with like French tip, Like.

0:29:47.120 --> 0:29:49.400
<v Speaker 1>Why don't you just paint them a different color?

0:29:50.400 --> 0:29:53.800
<v Speaker 2>You you know nothing? That was the craziest thing you

0:29:53.800 --> 0:29:56.440
<v Speaker 2>could have ever said, you know nothing. If only it

0:29:56.520 --> 0:29:58.320
<v Speaker 2>was that simple, if it was that our.

0:29:58.600 --> 0:30:04.480
<v Speaker 1>Small you are, fuck, I could destroy you you're an idiot,

0:30:04.600 --> 0:30:06.520
<v Speaker 1>and you yells at me like that. She calls me

0:30:06.560 --> 0:30:07.240
<v Speaker 1>small and weak.

0:30:07.360 --> 0:30:10.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Oh no, now I'm the bad guy.

0:30:10.840 --> 0:30:14.360
<v Speaker 1>What she says, you're small, You're week. She says, you're small,

0:30:14.400 --> 0:30:18.320
<v Speaker 1>You're weak, your jaw is too wide, your hair cut

0:30:18.400 --> 0:30:22.120
<v Speaker 1>is fucked up. Wait, Ki, how do I look today?

0:30:22.560 --> 0:30:25.160
<v Speaker 3>Really good? Oh my god, your hair looks really good

0:30:25.200 --> 0:30:26.600
<v Speaker 3>and your skin looks super clear.

0:30:27.040 --> 0:30:30.280
<v Speaker 1>I have I haven't washed my face in three days,

0:30:30.600 --> 0:30:33.920
<v Speaker 1>just with water. I've been I've decided that I wanted

0:30:33.960 --> 0:30:36.360
<v Speaker 1>to stop you. That is literally a lie. I washed

0:30:36.400 --> 0:30:39.560
<v Speaker 1>my face last night. Never mind, I take that back.

0:30:40.200 --> 0:30:42.120
<v Speaker 2>You know what's fucked up is I know what road

0:30:42.160 --> 0:30:44.080
<v Speaker 2>you're going down. And that's why I'm saying like it's

0:30:44.120 --> 0:30:46.000
<v Speaker 2>okay if we're crazy people, because this is just what

0:30:46.040 --> 0:30:50.400
<v Speaker 2>it is. I know because I recently, I have for

0:30:50.440 --> 0:30:52.560
<v Speaker 2>the past few months, been in a mental state where

0:30:52.680 --> 0:30:57.160
<v Speaker 2>like I am not buying anything for my self care.

0:30:57.720 --> 0:31:00.360
<v Speaker 2>That's a whole other thing. I have bought soup right

0:31:00.360 --> 0:31:02.400
<v Speaker 2>now because I took it from Drew. But there was

0:31:02.560 --> 0:31:04.720
<v Speaker 2>genuinely like a week what.

0:31:06.240 --> 0:31:10.360
<v Speaker 3>You said the beaver, Well, he's not going to say

0:31:10.360 --> 0:31:11.800
<v Speaker 3>the other word out.

0:31:11.680 --> 0:31:16.320
<v Speaker 1>Of respect there you keep going, yeah, and you actually

0:31:16.360 --> 0:31:17.200
<v Speaker 1>had soap.

0:31:17.320 --> 0:31:18.239
<v Speaker 2>I had bars off.

0:31:18.280 --> 0:31:22.080
<v Speaker 1>So Ya has not been buying anything for herself. She

0:31:22.320 --> 0:31:25.200
<v Speaker 1>for the first time in my life, I felt, I

0:31:25.280 --> 0:31:28.000
<v Speaker 1>feel like what it probably felt like for you when

0:31:28.120 --> 0:31:30.240
<v Speaker 1>I didn't buy anything for myself.

0:31:29.840 --> 0:31:32.040
<v Speaker 2>For like a year and you would just take my

0:31:32.080 --> 0:31:33.800
<v Speaker 2>sh what I've been doing.

0:31:34.040 --> 0:31:36.400
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't give a ship, like literally zero

0:31:36.440 --> 0:31:38.480
<v Speaker 1>part of me cares, but like it.

0:31:38.360 --> 0:31:41.320
<v Speaker 2>Is but within that like spiral that's been happening this

0:31:41.360 --> 0:31:43.280
<v Speaker 2>whole year, because it kind of started at the top

0:31:43.320 --> 0:31:45.800
<v Speaker 2>of the year, maybe even later, like after the holidays,

0:31:48.600 --> 0:31:53.280
<v Speaker 2>Like I just so I haven't been buying that ship.

0:31:53.320 --> 0:31:56.280
<v Speaker 2>And really genuinely, there was a passing thought where I

0:31:56.320 --> 0:32:01.480
<v Speaker 2>was like it was turning in my bathroom but looking

0:32:01.480 --> 0:32:02.719
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, fuck, dude, I need to make

0:32:02.720 --> 0:32:04.320
<v Speaker 2>a list of things I'm missing because I'm at the

0:32:04.320 --> 0:32:07.280
<v Speaker 2>point where like I just have all these expired creams

0:32:07.320 --> 0:32:09.280
<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, I hope this works.

0:32:09.320 --> 0:32:11.200
<v Speaker 1>I hope it pay off.

0:32:11.200 --> 0:32:12.560
<v Speaker 2>This office time.

0:32:14.800 --> 0:32:18.080
<v Speaker 1>And he's wearing a skirt, What the fuck was that?

0:32:18.520 --> 0:32:21.640
<v Speaker 2>And my toes are out, What the fuck.

0:32:21.720 --> 0:32:22.680
<v Speaker 1>Was that guy?

0:32:22.760 --> 0:32:27.320
<v Speaker 3>I didn't even think about that. It was just a bit.

0:32:28.800 --> 0:32:36.160
<v Speaker 1>Was the real so camera because that was so funny.

0:32:36.400 --> 0:32:37.760
<v Speaker 1>Why are you taking pictures of it?

0:32:38.280 --> 0:32:40.440
<v Speaker 3>I was just trying to do a creepy bit. I

0:32:40.480 --> 0:32:40.800
<v Speaker 3>don't know.

0:32:41.800 --> 0:32:45.160
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it wasn't a bit. It was just that

0:32:45.280 --> 0:32:48.280
<v Speaker 1>was hilarious. I'm glad you did that.

0:32:48.360 --> 0:32:50.160
<v Speaker 2>You are so brave and bury and I love that

0:32:50.240 --> 0:32:51.960
<v Speaker 2>about you.

0:32:52.320 --> 0:32:56.800
<v Speaker 1>I immediately backtracked the second I thought the second the

0:32:56.880 --> 0:32:58.280
<v Speaker 1>second you were like, oh god.

0:33:01.200 --> 0:33:05.360
<v Speaker 2>Fuck, what was I saying? Oh? Yeah, the delusion that

0:33:05.400 --> 0:33:07.600
<v Speaker 2>I literally was like maybe like I was meant to

0:33:07.600 --> 0:33:10.480
<v Speaker 2>be like a more natural person where I only use

0:33:10.600 --> 0:33:13.480
<v Speaker 2>one soap on my whole entire body and it's the

0:33:13.520 --> 0:33:16.440
<v Speaker 2>same soap for my hair and my body, and like

0:33:16.520 --> 0:33:19.680
<v Speaker 2>my like maybe I just like stopped doing all Like

0:33:19.760 --> 0:33:22.160
<v Speaker 2>it literally was me going into a world of like

0:33:22.280 --> 0:33:25.280
<v Speaker 2>these things are too worldly, Like I was like standing here.

0:33:25.320 --> 0:33:29.440
<v Speaker 2>I remember, I was like, no, that's is too world Okay,

0:33:29.480 --> 0:33:32.280
<v Speaker 2>Now Riiser is not too worldly because we're kind of

0:33:32.280 --> 0:33:34.360
<v Speaker 2>being sold the idea to stink because I think I'm

0:33:34.400 --> 0:33:37.960
<v Speaker 2>going back to like the og deodorance and shit, that's

0:33:38.040 --> 0:33:39.040
<v Speaker 2>kind of where I landed.

0:33:39.120 --> 0:33:41.400
<v Speaker 1>So I don't know, I was going to say, I've

0:33:41.400 --> 0:33:43.800
<v Speaker 1>been looking at my products recently, and that's why I

0:33:43.800 --> 0:33:45.800
<v Speaker 1>took like a small little break because I was like,

0:33:46.120 --> 0:33:47.400
<v Speaker 1>what am I putting on my skin?

0:33:47.720 --> 0:33:47.760
<v Speaker 6>Like?

0:33:47.880 --> 0:33:50.560
<v Speaker 1>What are these chemicals? Like they're absorbed, Like this is

0:33:50.600 --> 0:33:54.080
<v Speaker 1>my biggest organ and I'm just lathering it in fucking

0:33:54.160 --> 0:33:57.400
<v Speaker 1>kims and cybernetics, Like literally, what is going on? Yeah?

0:33:57.400 --> 0:33:58.400
<v Speaker 2>I stopped buying all.

0:33:58.720 --> 0:34:01.880
<v Speaker 3>For your ticket hit from a bite before I hit

0:34:01.920 --> 0:34:02.720
<v Speaker 3>my vape in dream.

0:34:02.760 --> 0:34:03.320
<v Speaker 1>But that's fine.

0:34:03.400 --> 0:34:05.760
<v Speaker 2>That's why I like reeled back in my delusion because

0:34:05.800 --> 0:34:07.640
<v Speaker 2>I was like, this is too worldly. And then I'd

0:34:07.640 --> 0:34:10.759
<v Speaker 2>be like, Okay, where's my weed pen, where's my vape?

0:34:10.760 --> 0:34:11.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna put both.

0:34:11.440 --> 0:34:13.560
<v Speaker 1>Of those in my pot. I think actually there's an

0:34:13.640 --> 0:34:18.919
<v Speaker 1>argument that vapes and weed pins aren't of this world.

0:34:19.280 --> 0:34:20.680
<v Speaker 3>Oh it's an alien technology.

0:34:20.800 --> 0:34:24.160
<v Speaker 1>It's either alien technology or it is God. Feel like

0:34:24.239 --> 0:34:27.760
<v Speaker 1>that I kind of believe. I believe that technology is God,

0:34:28.040 --> 0:34:31.239
<v Speaker 1>Like these cables are God I have. I'm starting to

0:34:31.280 --> 0:34:31.960
<v Speaker 1>believe that.

0:34:32.000 --> 0:34:35.440
<v Speaker 3>It does feel like some sort of like foreshadowing to

0:34:35.560 --> 0:34:39.280
<v Speaker 3>like the Singularity or something. Seeing somebody plug a vape

0:34:39.280 --> 0:34:42.280
<v Speaker 3>into a laptop to charge it and then they like inhale,

0:34:43.200 --> 0:34:44.120
<v Speaker 3>I actually charge.

0:34:43.920 --> 0:34:46.160
<v Speaker 2>My computer with my that's actually how I access all

0:34:46.160 --> 0:34:48.960
<v Speaker 2>my memory? So you should you should quit while you're

0:34:48.960 --> 0:34:49.279
<v Speaker 2>a head.

0:34:49.480 --> 0:34:49.880
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

0:34:50.280 --> 0:34:52.360
<v Speaker 2>Anytime I forget something, I just plug it into my

0:34:52.440 --> 0:34:54.239
<v Speaker 2>laptop and I hit it and I'm like, oh shit,

0:34:54.320 --> 0:34:56.040
<v Speaker 2>I have texts to reply to. I just call all

0:34:56.080 --> 0:34:57.319
<v Speaker 2>the notifications in my head.

0:34:57.440 --> 0:34:57.800
<v Speaker 1>Sorry.

0:34:59.040 --> 0:34:59.880
<v Speaker 3>True what happened?

0:35:00.080 --> 0:35:04.560
<v Speaker 2>M He started thinking about technology.

0:35:05.080 --> 0:35:08.560
<v Speaker 6>Literally, I'm not that I already know that though some

0:35:08.640 --> 0:35:10.200
<v Speaker 6>breaking because I was like, dude, you guys are going

0:35:10.239 --> 0:35:12.600
<v Speaker 6>down to Pathward three is actually to get scared, like

0:35:12.960 --> 0:35:15.080
<v Speaker 6>he can't reel it in like me, like I can

0:35:15.120 --> 0:35:17.759
<v Speaker 6>get a bit cuckoo, and I'm like, okay, loco, like

0:35:17.840 --> 0:35:20.080
<v Speaker 6>let's back up, Drew will go.

0:35:20.400 --> 0:35:22.279
<v Speaker 3>He's gone.

0:35:23.040 --> 0:35:24.520
<v Speaker 1>He literally, guy's so scared.

0:35:25.160 --> 0:35:28.080
<v Speaker 2>Drew's version of like his brain is that song that's like,

0:35:28.200 --> 0:35:34.120
<v Speaker 2>well Horses and instead of not the Sunday's one, the

0:35:34.120 --> 0:35:37.799
<v Speaker 2>fucking other one, Prince one, not the Prince one and

0:35:37.840 --> 0:35:42.760
<v Speaker 2>not the prefrap prefab the one whichever one's on fucking

0:35:42.800 --> 0:35:46.000
<v Speaker 2>TikTok that y'all are going outside and recording to Drew's brain.

0:35:46.120 --> 0:35:49.080
<v Speaker 2>Is that but wild Horses is playing and it's literally

0:35:49.200 --> 0:35:53.000
<v Speaker 2>like ideas of horrors and robots taking over mankind.

0:35:53.200 --> 0:35:59.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's less about robots and it's just more about extistentialism.

0:35:59.280 --> 0:36:02.080
<v Speaker 2>I can just turn that off. That's what I did.

0:36:02.120 --> 0:36:03.200
<v Speaker 3>I'm so jealous of that.

0:36:03.880 --> 0:36:07.520
<v Speaker 8>I'm serious, I really I kept thinking of being able

0:36:07.520 --> 0:36:10.560
<v Speaker 8>to turn I was really starting to think, like, oh,

0:36:10.680 --> 0:36:13.440
<v Speaker 8>like meditation for me is broken, Like I try to

0:36:13.480 --> 0:36:15.480
<v Speaker 8>meditate and my brain runs free and da da da

0:36:15.520 --> 0:36:16.359
<v Speaker 8>da da da da da da.

0:36:16.560 --> 0:36:18.880
<v Speaker 1>I don't know where I was going with that. I

0:36:18.960 --> 0:36:28.160
<v Speaker 1>lost it. Wait, I was going to say something dreams, dreams,

0:36:27.760 --> 0:36:29.600
<v Speaker 1>dream dreams.

0:36:30.600 --> 0:36:32.839
<v Speaker 2>My law across the line is what were you saying?

0:36:32.920 --> 0:36:35.640
<v Speaker 2>Once I did, Josh, you were like three bagus, Like

0:36:35.719 --> 0:36:38.200
<v Speaker 2>you kept repeating to him your in and out order,

0:36:38.520 --> 0:36:40.160
<v Speaker 2>and you kept doing it like a prince, and I

0:36:40.200 --> 0:36:43.160
<v Speaker 2>could never like redo the voice you did.

0:36:43.280 --> 0:36:45.439
<v Speaker 1>I literally have no idea what I want to ask Josh.

0:36:45.480 --> 0:36:47.120
<v Speaker 2>I don't remember if it was your Josh, though it

0:36:47.200 --> 0:36:50.400
<v Speaker 2>might have been Josh, because that sounds way funnier coming

0:36:50.440 --> 0:36:51.080
<v Speaker 2>from Josh.

0:36:51.360 --> 0:36:54.040
<v Speaker 3>Do you remember. I think it was your birthday where

0:36:54.760 --> 0:36:59.040
<v Speaker 3>we had this like fucked up order at in and out.

0:36:59.200 --> 0:37:01.600
<v Speaker 3>It was like thirty burgers or something. Yeah, and then

0:37:01.600 --> 0:37:02.920
<v Speaker 3>you roll down the window. It was like a girl

0:37:02.960 --> 0:37:06.320
<v Speaker 3>who like knew about the podcast, Like I felt so.

0:37:06.200 --> 0:37:08.840
<v Speaker 1>Bad because it was like four hundred Burgers and it

0:37:08.920 --> 0:37:10.960
<v Speaker 1>was like for like thirty people, and it.

0:37:10.920 --> 0:37:14.040
<v Speaker 2>Was thirty people. Was also like it was our whole. Yeah,

0:37:14.040 --> 0:37:16.440
<v Speaker 2>it was like maybe like ten people.

0:37:17.000 --> 0:37:20.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then I got everybody Burgers paid for it

0:37:20.640 --> 0:37:24.120
<v Speaker 1>with my card and I didn't even get my fucking burger.

0:37:24.200 --> 0:37:25.280
<v Speaker 1>Someone ate my burger.

0:37:25.680 --> 0:37:25.879
<v Speaker 9>Oh.

0:37:26.040 --> 0:37:27.880
<v Speaker 1>Also, I went to in and out. I was like,

0:37:27.920 --> 0:37:30.839
<v Speaker 1>you know what, like I'm gonna eat as fuck, Like

0:37:31.040 --> 0:37:33.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna eat down. I haven't really been eating good

0:37:33.160 --> 0:37:35.840
<v Speaker 1>this last week, Like I'm gonna eat as fuck, like

0:37:35.880 --> 0:37:39.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go crazy. And I have my order down pad.

0:37:39.120 --> 0:37:41.680
<v Speaker 1>I get a double. I get a double with cheese

0:37:41.960 --> 0:37:45.200
<v Speaker 1>whole grilled onions, and then I get a Flying Dutchman

0:37:45.280 --> 0:37:47.399
<v Speaker 1>with the grilled onions on the outside, and I get

0:37:47.480 --> 0:37:49.799
<v Speaker 1>cheese fries, and I get a cherry coke and then

0:37:49.800 --> 0:37:56.000
<v Speaker 1>I get three cholesterol I have, Yeah, I have high cholesterol, y'all.

0:37:56.080 --> 0:38:00.360
<v Speaker 1>It's really bad. It's not it's not it's not technically

0:38:00.440 --> 0:38:05.319
<v Speaker 1>high cholesterol. It's like point two points above normal of

0:38:05.360 --> 0:38:09.120
<v Speaker 1>this like protein or some shit that is attached to

0:38:09.200 --> 0:38:11.680
<v Speaker 1>high cholesterol. So I don't have high cholesterol, but I

0:38:11.719 --> 0:38:16.520
<v Speaker 1>claim I have high cholesterol because it's funny. But I

0:38:16.560 --> 0:38:19.600
<v Speaker 1>also get three orders of peppers because you can bite

0:38:19.600 --> 0:38:21.640
<v Speaker 1>the tips off and squeeze this spicy juice on your

0:38:21.640 --> 0:38:25.960
<v Speaker 1>burgers and fries. And then I get two packs of spread. Well,

0:38:26.000 --> 0:38:29.520
<v Speaker 1>I did my whole order, came home, checked the bag,

0:38:31.120 --> 0:38:34.400
<v Speaker 1>no fries, no cheese, fries, didn't give me my fries,

0:38:34.880 --> 0:38:40.320
<v Speaker 1>gave me a regular burger, no cheese, whole onions not grilled,

0:38:40.880 --> 0:38:44.839
<v Speaker 1>and then gave me just a slice of meat with

0:38:44.880 --> 0:38:48.560
<v Speaker 1>a melted piece of cheese on top. I did get

0:38:48.560 --> 0:38:51.719
<v Speaker 1>my cherry coke, no peppers. What is this about?

0:38:51.920 --> 0:38:55.040
<v Speaker 2>Honestly, my vite. If I worked there, literally like I

0:38:55.120 --> 0:38:57.719
<v Speaker 2>would just be going crazy. I would have a pen

0:38:57.800 --> 0:38:59.399
<v Speaker 2>in my back pocket and I would just be high

0:38:59.440 --> 0:39:01.040
<v Speaker 2>as fun. Whatever the fuck came to me.

0:39:01.120 --> 0:39:03.759
<v Speaker 1>It's like that Club Penguin game or that cake making game,

0:39:03.840 --> 0:39:07.960
<v Speaker 1>the pizza making game in Club Penguin. That's what. But no, yeah,

0:39:08.000 --> 0:39:10.680
<v Speaker 1>it is a complicated order, and it's like whatever and

0:39:11.000 --> 0:39:12.919
<v Speaker 1>in and outs ran through and I really do feel

0:39:12.920 --> 0:39:15.160
<v Speaker 1>bad for those workers every time, because I.

0:39:15.080 --> 0:39:18.360
<v Speaker 2>Don't established me on the fucking planet.

0:39:18.239 --> 0:39:21.600
<v Speaker 1>Like I'm not even kidding like like this, saying they're

0:39:21.640 --> 0:39:23.919
<v Speaker 1>braver than the Marines, like they literally are. Zamar worked

0:39:23.920 --> 0:39:24.200
<v Speaker 1>that in.

0:39:24.160 --> 0:39:25.919
<v Speaker 2>And out for yeah you remember, and then he worked

0:39:25.920 --> 0:39:28.560
<v Speaker 2>at Trader Joe's for a second too after that. Or

0:39:28.600 --> 0:39:30.000
<v Speaker 2>maybe I'm tripping, I'm pretty sure.

0:39:29.840 --> 0:39:32.280
<v Speaker 3>He did well. I'll I'll just have like some almonds

0:39:32.280 --> 0:39:33.640
<v Speaker 3>throughout the day, I know before.

0:39:34.200 --> 0:39:36.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I eat a couple of ice chips, I'll have

0:39:36.920 --> 0:39:39.240
<v Speaker 1>some water with and you eat.

0:39:40.400 --> 0:39:43.040
<v Speaker 2>I kind of eat whatever my fucking heart desires. Like

0:39:43.120 --> 0:39:45.960
<v Speaker 2>I literally like if something's around, I'll eat out, I know,

0:39:46.320 --> 0:39:47.120
<v Speaker 2>and I'll make fun of it.

0:39:47.280 --> 0:39:50.600
<v Speaker 1>You're in You're in my era, like my garbage disposal era.

0:39:50.760 --> 0:39:54.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm in my eater era, and I'm in a theater. Yeah,

0:39:54.640 --> 0:39:57.279
<v Speaker 2>you are my feeder. Drew always gets me food and

0:39:57.360 --> 0:39:59.439
<v Speaker 2>then I just eat his scraps. That's actually I guess

0:39:59.440 --> 0:40:01.680
<v Speaker 2>I kind of have been the garbage disposal this week.

0:40:01.760 --> 0:40:04.319
<v Speaker 2>That's been my duty. Is anybody who has food left around,

0:40:04.320 --> 0:40:08.759
<v Speaker 2>I've just been eating it. And also, I think if

0:40:08.760 --> 0:40:11.479
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna die from some freak accident, it's probably gonna

0:40:11.520 --> 0:40:15.759
<v Speaker 2>be food bacteria or like such. Yeah, like votulism or

0:40:15.800 --> 0:40:18.200
<v Speaker 2>some shit. Because since I was a kid. My biggest

0:40:18.280 --> 0:40:21.799
<v Speaker 2>bear is putting something that's warm in the fridge too soon,

0:40:21.920 --> 0:40:23.920
<v Speaker 2>and then I don't know really what happens. I just

0:40:23.960 --> 0:40:26.359
<v Speaker 2>know people die from that shit, and I can't get

0:40:26.440 --> 0:40:29.879
<v Speaker 2>myself to look it up because then I will think

0:40:29.880 --> 0:40:31.600
<v Speaker 2>about it every waking moment.

0:40:31.840 --> 0:40:33.560
<v Speaker 3>You're not supposed to put warm stuff in the fridge.

0:40:33.560 --> 0:40:36.560
<v Speaker 2>You'll die if it's in a hot container because condensation

0:40:36.719 --> 0:40:39.080
<v Speaker 2>and like it'll like speed up bacteria growth.

0:40:39.320 --> 0:40:43.120
<v Speaker 1>It's like the temperature is stays in the sweet spot

0:40:43.160 --> 0:40:45.719
<v Speaker 1>for bacteria to grow longer, So you're supposed to wait

0:40:45.719 --> 0:40:47.400
<v Speaker 1>for it to get room temperature and then put it in.

0:40:47.800 --> 0:40:48.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't believe that.

0:40:48.760 --> 0:40:50.640
<v Speaker 2>But also I grew up with a family who would

0:40:50.640 --> 0:40:53.000
<v Speaker 2>make big tubs of soup and leave it on the stove.

0:40:53.040 --> 0:40:55.560
<v Speaker 2>And the way we kept it good was you would

0:40:55.560 --> 0:40:56.920
<v Speaker 2>heat it up every day till you ran.

0:40:57.040 --> 0:40:58.120
<v Speaker 1>I mean that makes sense to me.

0:40:58.320 --> 0:41:01.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you killed the bacteria. You're burning it and that's

0:41:01.320 --> 0:41:03.440
<v Speaker 2>why my my immune system is so strong.

0:41:03.600 --> 0:41:06.839
<v Speaker 1>Have I told them about the crows yet? Oh my god, No,

0:41:08.239 --> 0:41:12.520
<v Speaker 1>there's been so many crows around this house, like, and

0:41:12.600 --> 0:41:16.520
<v Speaker 1>it's starting to feel like when I thought people were

0:41:16.560 --> 0:41:19.480
<v Speaker 1>filming me through my window and the headlights were speaking

0:41:19.480 --> 0:41:22.880
<v Speaker 1>to me. There are so many crows around the house.

0:41:23.440 --> 0:41:25.600
<v Speaker 2>I think you should definitely just look into the.

0:41:27.560 --> 0:41:28.919
<v Speaker 1>I also got a picture of them.

0:41:29.160 --> 0:41:32.240
<v Speaker 3>You what's it called a good omen? So I wouldn't

0:41:32.239 --> 0:41:32.879
<v Speaker 3>worry about that.

0:41:32.960 --> 0:41:35.439
<v Speaker 2>I think it's also it's famously spring, and they might

0:41:35.520 --> 0:41:36.720
<v Speaker 2>just be literally moving.

0:41:36.840 --> 0:41:38.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I got a picture of them, and I

0:41:38.920 --> 0:41:44.640
<v Speaker 1>honestly think it might be us in a past life

0:41:45.160 --> 0:41:49.440
<v Speaker 1>where is it? Or it might be us in every life.

0:41:49.800 --> 0:41:52.120
<v Speaker 2>So the evil omen is the crows that have been

0:41:52.120 --> 0:41:54.760
<v Speaker 2>following you around. And you saw two crows and that's us.

0:41:54.840 --> 0:41:57.319
<v Speaker 1>But they've I've saw them this morning, I saw they

0:41:57.400 --> 0:41:58.400
<v Speaker 1>all day yesterday.

0:42:00.640 --> 0:42:03.120
<v Speaker 2>I can lie. Can we go bird watching?

0:42:03.600 --> 0:42:08.000
<v Speaker 1>That's literally please? Are you kidding me? Everybody? Right now,

0:42:08.040 --> 0:42:11.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna put oh wait, no those.

0:42:13.840 --> 0:42:19.960
<v Speaker 2>I didn't see anything else, but you're so in a way.

0:42:20.760 --> 0:42:24.480
<v Speaker 1>But no, I'm gonna put on this app that my

0:42:24.560 --> 0:42:27.799
<v Speaker 1>mom showed me. It's called Merlin Bird. I d you

0:42:27.800 --> 0:42:32.799
<v Speaker 1>put in like what like area area you live in

0:42:32.920 --> 0:42:36.080
<v Speaker 1>or what area you're visiting, and you have to download

0:42:36.080 --> 0:42:38.920
<v Speaker 1>bird pecks like specific to like the region you're in,

0:42:39.360 --> 0:42:43.440
<v Speaker 1>and you click the record button and it listens for

0:42:43.560 --> 0:42:46.160
<v Speaker 1>birds in your area, and then based off of the

0:42:46.239 --> 0:42:48.680
<v Speaker 1>bird call that the app heres, it tells you what

0:42:48.760 --> 0:42:52.480
<v Speaker 1>bird you're hearing. And it's literally so lit. Every time

0:42:52.480 --> 0:42:55.160
<v Speaker 1>we go to Big Sir, I like can identify all

0:42:55.200 --> 0:43:00.920
<v Speaker 1>of the owls and the birds flying for birds, it's Sniffy's.

0:43:01.320 --> 0:43:03.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're an as what Sniffy's.

0:43:03.560 --> 0:43:07.520
<v Speaker 3>You guys know what's you know what Sniffy's is you especially?

0:43:07.719 --> 0:43:10.919
<v Speaker 2>Is it like a fabreeze thing like an air?

0:43:11.040 --> 0:43:13.280
<v Speaker 1>No, it's always it's if you're sick.

0:43:13.560 --> 0:43:16.720
<v Speaker 2>No, it's oh, it's like, oh it's congestion.

0:43:17.480 --> 0:43:20.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

0:43:20.600 --> 0:43:22.080
<v Speaker 2>No, keep going. It's just he's gonna.

0:43:22.239 --> 0:43:24.000
<v Speaker 1>It's like this, it's good and sorry.

0:43:24.160 --> 0:43:27.560
<v Speaker 3>I just it's like this app where there's like penises

0:43:27.600 --> 0:43:30.480
<v Speaker 3>and then you can like go, you can go suck

0:43:30.520 --> 0:43:33.880
<v Speaker 3>them basically based off of like your radius. This is

0:43:33.880 --> 0:43:35.400
<v Speaker 3>what I've heard, this is what you've.

0:43:35.200 --> 0:43:37.879
<v Speaker 1>Told me, but apparently pointing to me.

0:43:38.280 --> 0:43:40.600
<v Speaker 3>I'm just saying, like we've talked about this one time

0:43:41.200 --> 0:43:44.000
<v Speaker 3>off Larchmont. Do you know what is? It's like Burger lounge.

0:43:44.080 --> 0:43:47.880
<v Speaker 3>I think hmm. I was really depressed in like twenty eighteen.

0:43:47.960 --> 0:43:50.160
<v Speaker 3>We know this, but I would like go in there

0:43:50.200 --> 0:43:52.120
<v Speaker 3>all the time and there's this really cute girl that

0:43:52.200 --> 0:43:55.200
<v Speaker 3>worked at the cash register, and I was always like,

0:43:55.239 --> 0:43:58.200
<v Speaker 3>she's really pretty, but straight up couldn't even make out

0:43:58.200 --> 0:44:01.120
<v Speaker 3>of contact with her. One time I was there when

0:44:01.120 --> 0:44:02.719
<v Speaker 3>it was like pretty late, I was like the only

0:44:02.760 --> 0:44:05.680
<v Speaker 3>one in the restaurant, and then she came up and

0:44:05.840 --> 0:44:08.560
<v Speaker 3>was like, hey, like, do you want to free lemonade?

0:44:08.640 --> 0:44:11.560
<v Speaker 3>I just like made this if you want it, and

0:44:11.600 --> 0:44:14.040
<v Speaker 3>then I was like thank you, and I just like

0:44:14.080 --> 0:44:16.920
<v Speaker 3>got up and left. But I always think about that

0:44:16.920 --> 0:44:19.279
<v Speaker 3>whenever whenever I passed by the restaurant, I'm like, where

0:44:19.360 --> 0:44:22.440
<v Speaker 3>is she? I fucked up, dude, can you find me?

0:44:22.600 --> 0:44:26.000
<v Speaker 2>Fucking quit? Scared the fuck out of her, just like

0:44:26.000 --> 0:44:28.719
<v Speaker 2>the guy who got me there all time swim and

0:44:28.760 --> 0:44:32.399
<v Speaker 2>he took it and ran away. He's in tell me, yeah,

0:44:32.440 --> 0:44:34.239
<v Speaker 2>that's sweet. I feel like that's one of those things

0:44:34.239 --> 0:44:36.920
<v Speaker 2>where it's like how things sound when it's from somebody

0:44:36.920 --> 0:44:39.520
<v Speaker 2>you like versus somebody you don't know well, and it's

0:44:39.719 --> 0:44:41.880
<v Speaker 2>that fucking TikTok. We were cracking up. It's like, dude,

0:44:41.920 --> 0:44:45.279
<v Speaker 2>his weird ass drove fifteen minutes out of his way

0:44:45.280 --> 0:44:48.920
<v Speaker 2>to give me a fucking coffee, like he knew my order.

0:44:48.920 --> 0:44:50.880
<v Speaker 2>And if that comes for zone, you know, it's like, oh, like,

0:44:50.920 --> 0:44:51.680
<v Speaker 2>that's what it was like.

0:44:52.600 --> 0:44:54.800
<v Speaker 1>If someone drives fifteen minutes to give you a coffee

0:44:54.800 --> 0:44:56.399
<v Speaker 1>at work and it's someone you don't want.

0:44:56.600 --> 0:45:01.279
<v Speaker 2>It's if somebody does anything for me, I question it

0:45:01.400 --> 0:45:05.120
<v Speaker 2>because I have issues about everything and nothing to me.

0:45:05.880 --> 0:45:07.480
<v Speaker 2>You back there and stalk her.

0:45:07.520 --> 0:45:09.640
<v Speaker 3>I think this was years ago. She's probably like a

0:45:09.719 --> 0:45:11.000
<v Speaker 3>CEO of some company. Now.

0:45:11.280 --> 0:45:14.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's probably wild and she's like, remember, she's gonna

0:45:14.760 --> 0:45:16.160
<v Speaker 2>make one of those picture. Its gonna be you, and

0:45:16.200 --> 0:45:18.319
<v Speaker 2>it's gonna be like that time that I gave this

0:45:18.480 --> 0:45:19.640
<v Speaker 2>sad guy.

0:45:19.760 --> 0:45:23.120
<v Speaker 1>The lowest point of that guy. He's a motivational speaker now.

0:45:23.320 --> 0:45:25.520
<v Speaker 1>And it's like the lowest point of her life was

0:45:25.600 --> 0:45:27.560
<v Speaker 1>when she was attracted.

0:45:28.360 --> 0:45:29.640
<v Speaker 3>It was a rock bottom for me.

0:45:29.920 --> 0:45:32.160
<v Speaker 2>Also, you're such a tweak because I'm sure you could

0:45:32.200 --> 0:45:35.000
<v Speaker 2>have spoken to her, and I guess maybe all weren't

0:45:35.000 --> 0:45:37.719
<v Speaker 2>meant to day. She probably found like a guy who

0:45:37.760 --> 0:45:39.200
<v Speaker 2>could like build a table and stuff.

0:45:39.320 --> 0:45:42.240
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she probably got a better days for her, protect

0:45:42.239 --> 0:45:45.480
<v Speaker 3>her and shit, which is fine. I'm happy for her. Whatever.

0:45:46.200 --> 0:45:47.360
<v Speaker 1>Every single night.

0:45:48.040 --> 0:45:51.440
<v Speaker 2>Every single night, and every single.

0:45:51.200 --> 0:45:58.520
<v Speaker 1>Day, every single night in bed, I grapple with the

0:45:58.600 --> 0:46:00.920
<v Speaker 1>idea of if I should go to sleep or if

0:46:00.920 --> 0:46:04.239
<v Speaker 1>I should spend sixty dollars in bed every night.

0:46:06.360 --> 0:46:08.520
<v Speaker 2>I guess yeah, I mean using your phone now is

0:46:08.520 --> 0:46:10.759
<v Speaker 2>literally like, fuck, I really hope I use this and

0:46:10.800 --> 0:46:12.040
<v Speaker 2>I don't buy something stupid?

0:46:12.080 --> 0:46:14.080
<v Speaker 1>Should I sleep or spend sixty dollars?

0:46:14.440 --> 0:46:17.440
<v Speaker 2>Mine is should I sleep or should I Actually this

0:46:17.600 --> 0:46:21.440
<v Speaker 2>wave of motivation and lust for life I have. Should

0:46:21.480 --> 0:46:24.279
<v Speaker 2>I sit on this and stay up all fucking night

0:46:24.320 --> 0:46:26.600
<v Speaker 2>and have the best day of my life tomorrow? And

0:46:28.040 --> 0:46:30.759
<v Speaker 2>then I usually end up going to for you have the.

0:46:30.680 --> 0:46:33.520
<v Speaker 3>Best night ever? Chicken jockey?

0:46:34.120 --> 0:46:34.200
<v Speaker 7>Oh?

0:46:34.280 --> 0:46:37.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? What? Hello?

0:46:39.120 --> 0:46:39.600
<v Speaker 2>Okay? Wait?

0:46:39.640 --> 0:46:41.040
<v Speaker 1>Actually, had the fuck was that?

0:46:41.400 --> 0:46:45.400
<v Speaker 2>Have y'all seen what is it called? Million Dollar Secret?

0:46:46.400 --> 0:46:47.480
<v Speaker 1>You know I haven't seen that?

0:46:47.520 --> 0:46:49.200
<v Speaker 2>Well, I know you haven't seen a motherfucker. I was

0:46:49.200 --> 0:46:49.680
<v Speaker 2>asking this.

0:46:49.640 --> 0:46:51.000
<v Speaker 1>Motherfucker, why do you look at you?

0:46:51.080 --> 0:46:53.719
<v Speaker 2>I didn't want to add the fucking question. Fine, I'll

0:46:53.719 --> 0:46:55.560
<v Speaker 2>just talk to Kay. Have you seen million dollars?

0:46:56.360 --> 0:46:56.600
<v Speaker 3>That is?

0:46:56.640 --> 0:47:00.439
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm gonna explain to you what it is. It's

0:47:00.480 --> 0:47:03.120
<v Speaker 2>this reality show that, from what I'm gathering, is kind

0:47:03.120 --> 0:47:05.160
<v Speaker 2>of like a copycat of just like a jubilee or

0:47:05.160 --> 0:47:07.279
<v Speaker 2>a mole game whatever whatever. The semantics of it don't

0:47:07.280 --> 0:47:11.520
<v Speaker 2>matter to me, but it's basically, one person has a

0:47:11.560 --> 0:47:14.080
<v Speaker 2>million dollars and they have to lie to the whole

0:47:14.239 --> 0:47:17.279
<v Speaker 2>cast that they're on this game show with about who

0:47:17.360 --> 0:47:20.040
<v Speaker 2>has the million dollars in the last liar standing gets

0:47:20.080 --> 0:47:23.080
<v Speaker 2>to walk away with it. But the most interesting part

0:47:23.160 --> 0:47:25.680
<v Speaker 2>about this fucking show is they give them these weird tasks.

0:47:25.719 --> 0:47:27.520
<v Speaker 2>So they already have to lie to everybody that they

0:47:27.560 --> 0:47:30.320
<v Speaker 2>know or they've just met, but they get these weird

0:47:30.440 --> 0:47:33.279
<v Speaker 2>ass tasks that push them higher in the game, so

0:47:33.320 --> 0:47:36.200
<v Speaker 2>like their vote will count for more, just like they'll

0:47:36.280 --> 0:47:38.560
<v Speaker 2>keep the money for longer. Shit like that. One of

0:47:38.600 --> 0:47:41.959
<v Speaker 2>them was cracking me up because I was like what

0:47:42.080 --> 0:47:46.120
<v Speaker 2>she had to mention She had to get other members

0:47:46.160 --> 0:47:49.600
<v Speaker 2>of the game to say the name justin Timberlake out loud.

0:47:51.000 --> 0:47:52.560
<v Speaker 2>And I just want to know how y'all would do that,

0:47:52.640 --> 0:47:54.759
<v Speaker 2>because I want to know how y'all would lie right now,

0:47:54.840 --> 0:47:56.959
<v Speaker 2>how would you get me to say that name?

0:47:57.719 --> 0:48:01.480
<v Speaker 1>Oh, who's the guy that had the DUI recently that

0:48:01.600 --> 0:48:02.799
<v Speaker 1>did the press conference?

0:48:03.320 --> 0:48:03.960
<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't know.

0:48:04.880 --> 0:48:08.800
<v Speaker 3>Who's the guy that did Like Dick in a box

0:48:09.040 --> 0:48:10.839
<v Speaker 3>with Andy Samberg. Who was that?

0:48:11.239 --> 0:48:12.200
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't know that either.

0:48:12.360 --> 0:48:14.400
<v Speaker 2>Lady Gaga. That was Lady Gaga.

0:48:14.520 --> 0:48:17.040
<v Speaker 3>Oh, I'm gonna see her at Coachella. I'm gonna see Africa.

0:48:17.520 --> 0:48:19.360
<v Speaker 2>Sheat there? She is she doing Coachella.

0:48:19.400 --> 0:48:23.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sure she is. Saturday. Wait, since one, since always.

0:48:23.239 --> 0:48:27.359
<v Speaker 1>That's why I'm like, we should maybe go Saturday, really

0:48:27.400 --> 0:48:31.760
<v Speaker 1>fun Saturdays, Saturday, Sunday, just Saturday.

0:48:31.800 --> 0:48:34.000
<v Speaker 2>Though no, I can't. I don't think any even like

0:48:34.040 --> 0:48:38.799
<v Speaker 2>I'm not kidding. All of my negative projections onto the

0:48:38.840 --> 0:48:41.640
<v Speaker 2>experience of Coachella come from the deep, deep truth that

0:48:41.719 --> 0:48:44.120
<v Speaker 2>I just can't enjoy those kind of things because I

0:48:44.200 --> 0:48:46.319
<v Speaker 2>am actually petrified of being around them.

0:48:46.200 --> 0:48:48.680
<v Speaker 1>Many people every single night.

0:48:48.960 --> 0:48:52.400
<v Speaker 2>And that's why I have to have like two drinks

0:48:52.400 --> 0:48:55.200
<v Speaker 2>because I seriously think someone's gonna fucking kidnap me or

0:48:55.200 --> 0:48:56.799
<v Speaker 2>stab me, kill me.

0:48:57.000 --> 0:48:59.560
<v Speaker 1>This is how I would do it. Oh, what's the

0:49:00.280 --> 0:49:05.640
<v Speaker 1>what's the guy who has the song baby? His first

0:49:05.719 --> 0:49:09.920
<v Speaker 1>name Justin? And what would you say?

0:49:10.040 --> 0:49:14.480
<v Speaker 2>Is a tree that not suspicious? So she had to

0:49:14.520 --> 0:49:16.600
<v Speaker 2>get three? Wait, what was the second part?

0:49:16.880 --> 0:49:21.759
<v Speaker 1>A tree by a body of water, a tree by

0:49:21.760 --> 0:49:25.120
<v Speaker 1>a lake. But what's another name for a tree.

0:49:26.560 --> 0:49:30.520
<v Speaker 2>Oak oak Tree, oak Wood, I don't know.

0:49:30.920 --> 0:49:33.719
<v Speaker 1>That's my middle school oak Woods, oak Woods. We were

0:49:33.760 --> 0:49:34.440
<v Speaker 1>the road runners.

0:49:35.040 --> 0:49:37.840
<v Speaker 3>I would say, who's that guy that Drew sold poppers

0:49:37.840 --> 0:49:38.560
<v Speaker 3>to that one time?

0:49:38.640 --> 0:49:43.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh, justin Timberlay. But you have to get people to

0:49:43.880 --> 0:49:46.120
<v Speaker 2>say it three times. And also everyone who's playing the

0:49:46.160 --> 0:49:52.040
<v Speaker 2>game with you is watching, and another one was of

0:49:52.080 --> 0:49:54.680
<v Speaker 2>them was like some crazy ship. It's oh, you have

0:49:54.760 --> 0:49:57.480
<v Speaker 2>to get three people to scream with you, but everybody's

0:49:57.520 --> 0:50:00.040
<v Speaker 2>looking out to see who's fucking screaming. It's just that

0:50:00.040 --> 0:50:01.120
<v Speaker 2>such a good game, and I want to play it

0:50:01.160 --> 0:50:02.400
<v Speaker 2>so bad, but I feel like I'd be like this

0:50:02.440 --> 0:50:07.600
<v Speaker 2>one girl who who was just trying so hard to

0:50:07.719 --> 0:50:10.520
<v Speaker 2>just like she hadn't been the millionaire yet so she

0:50:10.560 --> 0:50:11.920
<v Speaker 2>had nothing to lose, and she was like, I'm just

0:50:11.960 --> 0:50:14.560
<v Speaker 2>going to be like very transparent this whole game, and

0:50:14.600 --> 0:50:16.720
<v Speaker 2>everyone turned on her and she had a panic attack

0:50:16.760 --> 0:50:18.439
<v Speaker 2>and then she left. No, it was really sad.

0:50:18.600 --> 0:50:20.560
<v Speaker 3>I need to see that because I have this visceral

0:50:20.719 --> 0:50:23.160
<v Speaker 3>like idea that if I was ever on one of

0:50:23.200 --> 0:50:25.920
<v Speaker 3>those dating shows, I would have a panic attack on camera.

0:50:26.160 --> 0:50:29.400
<v Speaker 3>Oh I cannot think of a worse thing for me

0:50:29.480 --> 0:50:29.680
<v Speaker 3>to be.

0:50:30.280 --> 0:50:32.800
<v Speaker 1>Well, I guess it's like live dating on camera.

0:50:33.239 --> 0:50:33.439
<v Speaker 3>Dude.

0:50:33.480 --> 0:50:36.120
<v Speaker 2>None of us would survive Love Island, not a single

0:50:36.160 --> 0:50:36.560
<v Speaker 2>one of us.

0:50:36.560 --> 0:50:38.399
<v Speaker 1>I don't know a single person that has the brain

0:50:38.480 --> 0:50:39.640
<v Speaker 1>chemistry for Love Island.

0:50:39.920 --> 0:50:41.319
<v Speaker 2>Like you really have to be about it.

0:50:41.360 --> 0:50:42.320
<v Speaker 1>You don't know about traders.

0:50:42.640 --> 0:50:47.680
<v Speaker 2>Traders, Yeah, but like it's resonating with me, I have

0:50:47.719 --> 0:50:51.399
<v Speaker 2>to tap in. I just like, honestly, game shows are

0:50:51.440 --> 0:50:54.359
<v Speaker 2>so good and this might be crazy, but I think

0:50:54.400 --> 0:50:57.400
<v Speaker 2>I like the Millionaire or what is it called again,

0:50:57.480 --> 0:50:59.520
<v Speaker 2>a million Dollar Secret? I think I like it because

0:50:59.520 --> 0:51:01.400
<v Speaker 2>it's the first in a while I have felt to

0:51:01.480 --> 0:51:04.680
<v Speaker 2>my core that the producers are fucking with this game,

0:51:04.880 --> 0:51:11.200
<v Speaker 2>like they every task is so pointed, and like them

0:51:11.239 --> 0:51:14.400
<v Speaker 2>just giving clues to these motherfuckers. And you're watching everybody

0:51:14.520 --> 0:51:18.480
<v Speaker 2>just like from one second to another be like oh

0:51:18.560 --> 0:51:21.719
<v Speaker 2>oh okay, like everyone is going insane and I am

0:51:21.840 --> 0:51:25.560
<v Speaker 2>so curious. And I also just like I love watching

0:51:25.600 --> 0:51:28.560
<v Speaker 2>people lie. I love the way you lie by Rihanna.

0:51:28.920 --> 0:51:31.240
<v Speaker 1>Well, if you love lying so much, you're pretty.

0:51:33.719 --> 0:51:36.120
<v Speaker 2>That's to me, isn't even a bad lie, because the

0:51:36.160 --> 0:51:40.720
<v Speaker 2>correct one is I'm gorgeous, So pretty actually doesn't even

0:51:41.520 --> 0:51:44.600
<v Speaker 2>pretty goes over my head. It's like pretty try again,

0:51:45.560 --> 0:51:47.239
<v Speaker 2>and for me, I would be lying by saying like

0:51:47.440 --> 0:51:51.760
<v Speaker 2>you are worthy.

0:51:51.120 --> 0:51:55.480
<v Speaker 1>So I'm worthless? Yeah, no, I am worthless.

0:51:56.040 --> 0:51:57.920
<v Speaker 2>Guys, today, can we have an art and crafts day

0:51:57.920 --> 0:51:59.800
<v Speaker 2>where we make each other motivational poster?

0:52:00.160 --> 0:52:01.799
<v Speaker 1>We need to go to the fucking gym. We haven't

0:52:01.800 --> 0:52:04.879
<v Speaker 1>been to the gym in like three months, so bad.

0:52:05.680 --> 0:52:07.560
<v Speaker 3>You just sent me a shirtless photo in the gym.

0:52:08.120 --> 0:52:10.319
<v Speaker 2>Why yelling at me to go to the gym? That's

0:52:10.360 --> 0:52:13.400
<v Speaker 2>the crazy. Wow, Yeah, we need to go to the

0:52:13.400 --> 0:52:14.120
<v Speaker 2>fucking gym.

0:52:14.239 --> 0:52:16.920
<v Speaker 3>That's why I apologize. I want to apologize for my

0:52:17.160 --> 0:52:20.280
<v Speaker 3>radar for protecting women not going off just then because

0:52:20.320 --> 0:52:21.000
<v Speaker 3>usually it's perfect.

0:52:21.000 --> 0:52:24.600
<v Speaker 2>And I apologize for my gatar going off so crazy

0:52:24.719 --> 0:52:26.279
<v Speaker 2>that you guys could probably hear it through my brain

0:52:26.280 --> 0:52:27.080
<v Speaker 2>because y'all are so good.

0:52:27.120 --> 0:52:30.000
<v Speaker 1>Actually, I hear nothing. I hear nothing, and that's impossible.

0:52:30.080 --> 0:52:34.200
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, we went to the Minecraft movie. Well they didn't.

0:52:34.280 --> 0:52:36.600
<v Speaker 1>I went to the Minecraft movie and it was lit.

0:52:37.719 --> 0:52:39.400
<v Speaker 2>Okay, me and k I are going to go see it.

0:52:39.600 --> 0:52:41.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, y'all have fucking fun.

0:52:41.400 --> 0:52:43.239
<v Speaker 3>My friend saw it and she said that she had

0:52:43.239 --> 0:52:47.000
<v Speaker 3>a really, really violently visceral sex dream about Jack Black.

0:52:47.640 --> 0:52:49.960
<v Speaker 2>After Honestly, I can't even hate on that because like

0:52:50.000 --> 0:52:50.440
<v Speaker 2>I kind of.

0:52:50.360 --> 0:52:53.160
<v Speaker 1>Feel like I can get down. Yeah, I can get

0:52:53.200 --> 0:52:53.600
<v Speaker 1>down with that.

0:52:53.680 --> 0:52:55.560
<v Speaker 3>It looks good on SNL. Have you seen when he's young?

0:52:55.560 --> 0:52:56.120
<v Speaker 3>On SNL?

0:52:56.719 --> 0:52:59.120
<v Speaker 1>He's sexy Jason momoo too all that slide.

0:52:59.360 --> 0:53:03.200
<v Speaker 2>No, but I don't like that buff shit.

0:53:03.480 --> 0:53:08.600
<v Speaker 1>The movie was fucking lit. It was really funny. Actually,

0:53:08.719 --> 0:53:10.640
<v Speaker 1>like I thought, I thought I was gonna be like

0:53:10.719 --> 0:53:12.440
<v Speaker 1>go into it and just like laugh at how terrible

0:53:12.480 --> 0:53:15.080
<v Speaker 1>it was. It is a bad movie. Objectively, it's a

0:53:15.120 --> 0:53:17.600
<v Speaker 1>bad movie, but like if you let yourself love it,

0:53:17.800 --> 0:53:21.399
<v Speaker 1>if you let your imagination run free, like a Minecraft

0:53:21.920 --> 0:53:25.520
<v Speaker 1>movie would would want you to do, it was awesome.

0:53:25.840 --> 0:53:28.400
<v Speaker 1>It was really really funny. And I found out thirty

0:53:28.440 --> 0:53:31.799
<v Speaker 1>seconds before the movie started that the guy that made

0:53:31.840 --> 0:53:38.600
<v Speaker 1>the Napoleon dynamite and notch A Lebre made Minecraft movie,

0:53:38.640 --> 0:53:40.520
<v Speaker 1>and that changed everything for me. I mean there were

0:53:40.560 --> 0:53:43.280
<v Speaker 1>so many moments where I was like literally actually laughing at.

0:53:43.120 --> 0:53:44.440
<v Speaker 2>That I need to go see it.

0:53:44.480 --> 0:53:47.120
<v Speaker 1>But I did wish. I did wish I saw it

0:53:47.200 --> 0:53:54.160
<v Speaker 1>like after Saturday or Sunday, Saturday Saturday, because like the

0:53:54.239 --> 0:53:57.200
<v Speaker 1>Hive mind like decided like the parts that they're going

0:53:57.280 --> 0:53:59.200
<v Speaker 1>to cheer out, like it was like a Barbenheimer moment

0:53:59.239 --> 0:54:01.319
<v Speaker 1>where like everyone was like, yeah, we're gonna have fun

0:54:01.360 --> 0:54:04.640
<v Speaker 1>in this movie. People weren't really having fun yet. And

0:54:04.680 --> 0:54:06.399
<v Speaker 1>I would go see it again just to like cheer

0:54:06.400 --> 0:54:08.800
<v Speaker 1>in the theater, like everybody cheers at the AMC Lady.

0:54:09.440 --> 0:54:12.920
<v Speaker 2>That's like gay's people version of sports is going its

0:54:13.000 --> 0:54:15.799
<v Speaker 2>banding together over some weird ass movie and all boy

0:54:15.880 --> 0:54:18.279
<v Speaker 2>to the theater and screaming at the screen like that

0:54:18.440 --> 0:54:21.439
<v Speaker 2>is literally the closest that And like the Fortnite shit,

0:54:21.480 --> 0:54:25.200
<v Speaker 2>because Fortnite they are one universe away the universe being

0:54:25.239 --> 0:54:28.360
<v Speaker 2>Steven Universe from having the broadest range of gay people

0:54:28.360 --> 0:54:31.240
<v Speaker 2>to ever play one singular video game. And I genuinely

0:54:31.640 --> 0:54:33.319
<v Speaker 2>it lost me for a second. But they got the

0:54:33.360 --> 0:54:37.640
<v Speaker 2>Sabrina Carpenter skinned the emodes. They have adventure time, like

0:54:39.000 --> 0:54:41.560
<v Speaker 2>there's a there's a siren being yelled out by Epic

0:54:41.600 --> 0:54:44.760
<v Speaker 2>Games for gay people to unite on Fortnite. And that's

0:54:44.840 --> 0:54:46.680
<v Speaker 2>what I think of movie theaters. It's kind of like

0:54:46.719 --> 0:54:48.680
<v Speaker 2>when gay people put on like music videos in their

0:54:48.680 --> 0:54:51.200
<v Speaker 2>living room. To me, going to see Minecraft as that

0:54:51.320 --> 0:54:52.360
<v Speaker 2>and it's necessary.

0:54:52.520 --> 0:54:55.840
<v Speaker 1>So my friends recently asked me they were at a

0:54:55.880 --> 0:54:59.080
<v Speaker 1>gay night and they were watching music videos and they

0:54:59.160 --> 0:55:02.440
<v Speaker 1>asked for my opin and they asked for they asked

0:55:02.440 --> 0:55:03.960
<v Speaker 1>for what I should put on.

0:55:04.160 --> 0:55:07.919
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that's amazing Gaga music video.

0:55:07.960 --> 0:55:08.920
<v Speaker 3>That's like a short film.

0:55:09.040 --> 0:55:09.600
<v Speaker 1>Telephone.

0:55:09.719 --> 0:55:13.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, is it for telephone with Beyonce? No, there's like

0:55:13.200 --> 0:55:14.720
<v Speaker 3>one where it's twelve minutes.

0:55:15.080 --> 0:55:18.680
<v Speaker 1>I was watching the telephones Beyonce or Telephones twelve minutes. Oh,

0:55:19.040 --> 0:55:20.960
<v Speaker 1>it's kind of like she.

0:55:20.840 --> 0:55:23.680
<v Speaker 2>Picks her up from jel Like, yeah, she does the

0:55:23.760 --> 0:55:28.400
<v Speaker 2>like like where you lost around Yeah.

0:55:32.520 --> 0:55:33.000
<v Speaker 1>Exactly.

0:55:34.880 --> 0:55:38.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, guys, a fucking Beyonce concert later this month.

0:55:39.160 --> 0:55:39.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. You know what the scariest part is, I remember

0:55:42.960 --> 0:55:44.840
<v Speaker 2>when that album came out and I was like, I

0:55:44.840 --> 0:55:47.040
<v Speaker 2>don't even have to think about going to that concert

0:55:47.040 --> 0:55:48.120
<v Speaker 2>for like so long.

0:55:48.920 --> 0:55:50.759
<v Speaker 1>It's here here.

0:55:50.920 --> 0:55:53.640
<v Speaker 2>I think last time when we went to Renaissance, I

0:55:53.640 --> 0:55:56.000
<v Speaker 2>didn't really do too much with my fit. I actually

0:55:56.040 --> 0:55:59.160
<v Speaker 2>almost wore that shirt today, the like tiktop that had

0:55:59.160 --> 0:56:01.400
<v Speaker 2>my boobs falling out, well, because my boobshrunk, so I

0:56:01.440 --> 0:56:02.920
<v Speaker 2>thought they would fit in that shirt. And I'd been

0:56:02.960 --> 0:56:04.200
<v Speaker 2>told where my boobs are out, and I was like,

0:56:04.200 --> 0:56:06.080
<v Speaker 2>this shirt is literally just not meant to be worn

0:56:06.080 --> 0:56:09.280
<v Speaker 2>by me. But I think I want to go crazy

0:56:09.360 --> 0:56:11.719
<v Speaker 2>with like a fit. I'm just I think I'm like

0:56:12.640 --> 0:56:15.920
<v Speaker 2>kind of losing it, Like I want I'm bored. I

0:56:15.960 --> 0:56:17.600
<v Speaker 2>want to see what the girls are talking about. All

0:56:17.640 --> 0:56:19.360
<v Speaker 2>you co tell girls who get your fits together. I

0:56:19.360 --> 0:56:20.799
<v Speaker 2>want to see what all the fuss is about, because

0:56:21.120 --> 0:56:22.839
<v Speaker 2>like the happiest people ever. So I want to start

0:56:22.840 --> 0:56:30.799
<v Speaker 2>getting like really obnoxiously made outfits for events. And they're

0:56:30.840 --> 0:56:33.440
<v Speaker 2>not going to be my events. It's for Beyonce's concert,

0:56:33.440 --> 0:56:35.120
<v Speaker 2>but that's my first big.

0:56:36.640 --> 0:56:39.960
<v Speaker 1>Boom. The last thing I want to talk about is

0:56:40.040 --> 0:56:43.400
<v Speaker 1>how humans think they were created in God's image, but

0:56:43.480 --> 0:56:47.760
<v Speaker 1>it was actually horseshoe crabs. They haven't evolved in millions

0:56:47.760 --> 0:56:50.880
<v Speaker 1>and millions and millions of years. They haven't changed a

0:56:50.880 --> 0:56:55.360
<v Speaker 1>centimeter a millimeter and that's what God looks like.

0:56:56.160 --> 0:56:59.560
<v Speaker 3>And doesn't everything evolve into a crab eventually?

0:56:59.640 --> 0:57:01.839
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Yeah, they're like the final.

0:57:01.520 --> 0:57:04.000
<v Speaker 3>Form efficient physical embodiment.

0:57:04.120 --> 0:57:08.759
<v Speaker 2>And that's why now they're sold at fairs a little kids,

0:57:09.120 --> 0:57:11.799
<v Speaker 2>that's why we eat them. Yeah, that's why. Like I

0:57:11.920 --> 0:57:14.680
<v Speaker 2>actually have like friends about amy who've logged going down.

0:57:14.520 --> 0:57:17.640
<v Speaker 1>There and their blue blood is like the most expensive

0:57:17.680 --> 0:57:22.080
<v Speaker 1>liquid in the world, blue blood. M This blood is

0:57:22.120 --> 0:57:28.960
<v Speaker 1>really expensive and it's good for like medical medicine. Also, also,

0:57:31.720 --> 0:57:36.120
<v Speaker 1>if horseshoe crabs start evolving, that's when we know the

0:57:36.200 --> 0:57:39.480
<v Speaker 1>damage we've done is irreparable. Wow.

0:57:42.560 --> 0:57:43.880
<v Speaker 2>So when was the last time we seen one of

0:57:43.920 --> 0:57:45.840
<v Speaker 2>those motherfuckers? Because I want to check out.

0:57:45.840 --> 0:57:46.960
<v Speaker 1>I want to see what's going on.

0:57:48.240 --> 0:57:53.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because it feels like she's she's changing in her

0:57:53.200 --> 0:57:55.040
<v Speaker 2>sleep and we don't even notice it yet.

0:57:55.920 --> 0:57:58.600
<v Speaker 1>Also, actually, this is the last thing I'll mention. This

0:57:58.640 --> 0:58:01.920
<v Speaker 1>ship pissed me the fuck off in a crazy way.

0:58:02.120 --> 0:58:05.160
<v Speaker 1>This what this really infuriated me. Like, this pissed me

0:58:05.600 --> 0:58:10.200
<v Speaker 1>the fuck off. I got tagged in this video way

0:58:11.000 --> 0:58:13.320
<v Speaker 1>way too many times for it to be okay, this

0:58:13.400 --> 0:58:28.960
<v Speaker 1>is it was bullying. It was bullying at that point.

0:58:25.760 --> 0:58:40.560
<v Speaker 7>Like that's that's crazy.

0:58:41.280 --> 0:58:43.480
<v Speaker 3>That that does remind me of the community.

0:58:44.320 --> 0:58:45.240
<v Speaker 1>Kill yourself.

0:58:47.120 --> 0:58:48.680
<v Speaker 2>You'll make me wanna go.

0:58:51.120 --> 0:58:52.920
<v Speaker 3>Wait, and because I want to, I want to focus

0:58:52.960 --> 0:58:53.200
<v Speaker 3>on this.

0:58:58.120 --> 0:59:02.720
<v Speaker 2>Hi, that's fucking nasty. Like actually, sometimes you you like no, no.

0:59:03.120 --> 0:59:06.280
<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry.

0:59:07.040 --> 0:59:08.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh, Let's go through the email and see if I

0:59:08.720 --> 0:59:13.120
<v Speaker 1>can find some doppelgangers or some syops. Blake Bennett holding

0:59:13.200 --> 0:59:16.080
<v Speaker 1>it down still, I'm not kidding. He sent me like

0:59:17.240 --> 0:59:19.240
<v Speaker 1>he said, Oh wait, this is a this is one

0:59:19.320 --> 0:59:22.200
<v Speaker 1>he said on his own lesbian grinder is called finger

0:59:24.400 --> 0:59:28.640
<v Speaker 1>f I n g R. Potheads will find any reason

0:59:28.640 --> 0:59:31.240
<v Speaker 1>to smoke. Damn that bitch ugly. Let me roll up.

0:59:32.600 --> 0:59:37.320
<v Speaker 2>That's me Brad, Literally, Damn that bit is ugly.

0:59:38.640 --> 0:59:41.480
<v Speaker 1>What's the what do you mean you saw yog.

0:59:41.680 --> 0:59:44.720
<v Speaker 2>I can't stand smoking with paranoid bitches. Fuck you mean

0:59:44.760 --> 0:59:46.640
<v Speaker 2>you see Yogiyamamoto in the corner?

0:59:49.120 --> 0:59:52.280
<v Speaker 1>This is just a certified classic. Um some of y'all

0:59:52.280 --> 0:59:55.600
<v Speaker 1>air pods some um, some of y'all's air pods look

0:59:55.720 --> 0:59:57.439
<v Speaker 1>like they were in your ass, not your ear.

0:59:59.160 --> 1:00:00.000
<v Speaker 2>Classic class.

1:00:01.320 --> 1:00:05.360
<v Speaker 1>Whoa, this one's good. This one's really really really good.

1:00:06.600 --> 1:00:09.959
<v Speaker 1>You got money for du buy chocolate but didn't pay

1:00:10.000 --> 1:00:14.720
<v Speaker 1>your rent that was due by the first Wow. Damn

1:00:14.800 --> 1:00:21.200
<v Speaker 1>these things giving leftovers are still hitting true. It's April Day,

1:00:22.320 --> 1:00:23.600
<v Speaker 1>Happy Easter.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Easter this weekend. I think I need to do

1:00:27.000 --> 1:00:30.280
<v Speaker 2>an Easter egg hunt. So that's kind of where I'm

1:00:30.320 --> 1:00:33.520
<v Speaker 2>at right now, But I just want to do it.

1:00:33.560 --> 1:00:36.680
<v Speaker 2>If somebody puts like a twenty in one of the eggs,

1:00:37.200 --> 1:00:39.919
<v Speaker 2>I want like a twenty for free that I hunt.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll do. We can do that in the backyard.

1:00:42.000 --> 1:00:42.440
<v Speaker 2>That'll be fun.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

1:00:42.680 --> 1:00:44.560
<v Speaker 1>Should we host like a weak We don't have grass,

1:00:44.800 --> 1:00:45.680
<v Speaker 1>but we can hide them.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Some of y'all aren't queer, but you sure are LGBT, lying, gossiping,

1:00:51.160 --> 1:00:53.200
<v Speaker 1>and bitching well into your thirties.

1:00:56.760 --> 1:00:58.680
<v Speaker 2>I've never seen queer eye for the straight guy. But

1:00:58.760 --> 1:01:01.600
<v Speaker 2>I can only assume this trio is.

1:01:01.520 --> 1:01:06.240
<v Speaker 1>That I would eat as like the guy that got nominated.

1:01:06.000 --> 1:01:08.280
<v Speaker 2>Because what is it? Is it like a guy makeover show?

1:01:08.480 --> 1:01:11.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like you nominate. It's not specifically guy, but

1:01:12.000 --> 1:01:16.400
<v Speaker 1>like you nominate a person or a guy to be

1:01:16.600 --> 1:01:19.280
<v Speaker 1>made over by like three or four gay guys, and

1:01:19.320 --> 1:01:20.120
<v Speaker 1>it's like therapy.

1:01:20.200 --> 1:01:23.160
<v Speaker 2>It's so it's like the nice version of not to wear.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the non evil version him that pussy is mine? Wait? Him,

1:01:30.640 --> 1:01:33.120
<v Speaker 1>is that pussy mine me? You are for sure?

1:01:33.240 --> 1:01:41.560
<v Speaker 9>Shale hurled up bow Okay, I called the girls by

1:01:41.680 --> 1:01:43.600
<v Speaker 9>boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

1:01:45.360 --> 1:01:49.840
<v Speaker 1>Those were from Yale. Okay, Well that was the episode

1:01:50.680 --> 1:01:52.880
<v Speaker 1>of no Media Media.

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<v Speaker 2>My media is rather live by Playboy CARTI on the weekend.

1:01:56.840 --> 1:02:00.560
<v Speaker 2>This is my life. Shirley BASSI Relationships behind I'm Tonight

1:02:00.600 --> 1:02:02.920
<v Speaker 2>Pink Panthers.

1:02:05.960 --> 1:02:10.080
<v Speaker 1>I've been listening to Sufi and Stevens Seven Swans and

1:02:10.120 --> 1:02:14.320
<v Speaker 1>that is the saddest album.

1:02:14.480 --> 1:02:16.720
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Yeah, I can't do that right now?

1:02:16.960 --> 1:02:17.640
<v Speaker 1>Do you know the lore?

1:02:17.840 --> 1:02:18.000
<v Speaker 5>No?

1:02:18.160 --> 1:02:18.720
<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

1:02:18.920 --> 1:02:22.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh it's really dark sighted look into it. I'm not.

1:02:22.720 --> 1:02:24.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to like mess things up, but like

1:02:26.840 --> 1:02:29.720
<v Speaker 1>someone he falls in love with, gets cancer and dies.

1:02:31.440 --> 1:02:37.320
<v Speaker 1>Futile Devices, Though I always say, I always say, Stacy's

1:02:37.360 --> 1:02:40.120
<v Speaker 1>Mom makes me cry. That's the only song that's ever

1:02:40.120 --> 1:02:43.560
<v Speaker 1>made me cry and will ever make me cry. Futile

1:02:43.600 --> 1:02:45.080
<v Speaker 1>Devices made me cry. The other day.

1:02:45.480 --> 1:02:47.840
<v Speaker 2>I've been listening to White Knights by Psychic TV.

1:02:48.040 --> 1:02:49.760
<v Speaker 1>Again, how does that one go?

1:02:51.200 --> 1:02:54.920
<v Speaker 2>It's like Santa Claus is checking his list.

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<v Speaker 1>Go Choices, Project Past, I love you, Oh my, I

1:03:06.160 --> 1:03:09.040
<v Speaker 1>really like Choices by Project Pat and Lavender Bud.

1:03:09.720 --> 1:03:13.439
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah. I was lying awake and thinking about them

1:03:13.640 --> 1:03:22.320
<v Speaker 2>nights we spent ample undercommer and when I came I

1:03:22.520 --> 1:03:29.600
<v Speaker 2>loved and not Rema and made my world the living. Okay, well,

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<v Speaker 2>see you my next