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Speaker 1: Welcome back to this episode of Emergency or.

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Speaker 2: Gone, Bring Back My Girls. This weekend is Coachella and

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Speaker 2: Shockers and nobody and nobody gives a fuck.

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Speaker 1: But we're not going. Couldn't be me. Coachella's ran through.

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Speaker 1: Oh daddy, if you go, if you go to Coachella,

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Speaker 1: like you're ran through your piece of ship.

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Speaker 2: You're like ugly and such a piece of ship.

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Speaker 1: What were you saying?

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Speaker 3: K Daddy's going?

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Speaker 2: Oh that lines up?

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Speaker 1: No, I actually like I'm kind of jealous.

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Speaker 2: I'm genuinely jealous of people who can be in big

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Speaker 2: crowds and not be terrified and petrified for their life.

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Speaker 2: Like that sounds fine. I guess you're petrified. So what

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Speaker 2: are you doing there?

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Speaker 3: I get scared. I'm going to try to do it

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Speaker 3: sober this year because last year I drank and I'm

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Speaker 3: I'm scared. It's gonna be really scary for Daddy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, can you stop saying that?

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Speaker 1: What coach you're annoying and then talking about you being daddy?

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Speaker 3: Oh why?

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Speaker 2: Because that's like.

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Speaker 1: Me, daddy you are.

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Speaker 3: I love you give Daddy and I give office siren.

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Speaker 3: But we could talk my mom, like.

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Speaker 1: Kay put on his story offer siren and it was

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Speaker 1: a selfie of him, and my mom liked this story.

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Speaker 2: I love that. No, but I'm not kidding. I I've

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Speaker 2: been thinking a lot about the fact that I'm not

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Speaker 2: going because I'm jealous.

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Speaker 1: Because I'm gonna go.

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Speaker 2: The thing is it genuinely sounds it sounds fun, but

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Speaker 2: my brain just can't. I can't. I can't. Don't.

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Speaker 1: Oh my, that was real. Well, since Anya yells at

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Speaker 1: me right now she destroyed my brand new bed, fucking.

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Speaker 2: Dish royd fucking river, I already replaced this fucking.

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Speaker 1: She no, no, no.

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Speaker 2: Mommy this morning to tell on me. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And so we've been painting a bunch actually funny looking

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Speaker 1: like oh no, no, I've been painting. I've been painting.

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Speaker 1: But Enya used red oil paint in a painting and

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Speaker 1: spilled it on our hardwood floor in our new house

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Speaker 1: and it has been sitting there for about a month now,

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Speaker 1: and every single time I'm in there, I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 1: watch the oil paint. Watch the oil paint. I was like,

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Speaker 1: maybe one day she'll clean it up. Maybe. No, it

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Speaker 1: gets all over my socks. I track it through the

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Speaker 1: house like clean, give me, look at me.

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Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck. And that's me rolling my

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Speaker 2: eyes rapidly. If you're if you're listening and you're not watching,

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Speaker 2: I rolled my eyes. Look at me rolling my eyes.

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Speaker 2: I don't give a thos.

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Speaker 1: And every time I'm in there, I'm like, oh, and

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Speaker 1: you'll watch out, don't step in it. Well, she stepped

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Speaker 1: in it yesterday and got it all over her sweats

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Speaker 1: and her socks, and I was like, oh, be careful,

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Speaker 1: be careful. Whatever. She changed those socks.

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Speaker 2: Everyone hates the freedom of an artist who goes with

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Speaker 2: the wind.

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Speaker 1: She changed those socks in sweats. Well, then she put

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Speaker 1: new socks on, and I don't know when she stepped

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Speaker 1: in a chunk again, but she stepped in a chunk also.

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Speaker 1: It was me and you and Josh in my bed,

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Speaker 1: and we were like watching this person that I found,

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Speaker 1: because I famously love finding like weird people on the

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Speaker 1: Internet and absorbing all of their life force energy and

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Speaker 1: making it a part of my life. But she was

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Speaker 1: sitting in my bed and like, I saw red marks

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Speaker 1: in my bed, and I was like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: she got oh a panel in my bed. But I'm

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Speaker 1: in a good place mentally, so I didn't crash out.

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Speaker 1: I just made a little joke and you did replace

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Speaker 1: it within three minutes. I'll give her that. But Josh

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Speaker 1: was in there with us, and the way he literally

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Speaker 1: thought you free bled on my bed.

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Speaker 2: He thought, I know, he thought I fully started my.

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Speaker 1: Period because he was out of bed.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he jumped back and he was watching me and

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Speaker 2: Drew interact, and we were like just being annoying, Like

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Speaker 2: Drew just doing exactly what he's doing in front of

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Speaker 2: your thing. Oh my god, you were in my bed, Like.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I literally don't give a shit.

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Speaker 2: But I know, but it literally just the way we

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Speaker 2: talked to each other and Josh was watching, but it

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Speaker 2: seemed like I had my fucking period on my bed

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Speaker 2: to him, And I wonder we should have asked him

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Speaker 2: what he thought, because I'm sure, and he.

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Speaker 4: Said he was like, damn, give a fun the way

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Speaker 4: she the way he jumped out of bed and stood

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Speaker 4: like twenty five feet away from you because he thought

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Speaker 4: it was your period in the bed And you had

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Speaker 4: her stinky fucking period in my bathroom this morning, dog

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Speaker 4: surgery two point zero no last night, like and you,

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Speaker 4: I have her periods in my brain down pat like

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Speaker 4: I know exactly when inya starting her period.

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Speaker 3: No, you like snapping?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, he No, he supports men supporting women.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because there's not enough supporting women.

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Speaker 1: There's not enough men support for men.

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Speaker 2: There's not enough men randomly in your life, in your

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Speaker 2: day to day life, being like, I think you're gonna

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Speaker 2: get your periods. That's exactly what this is. But I

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Speaker 2: will say Drew is good.

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Speaker 1: Always.

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Speaker 2: No, it's not my bronze, it it's my dude. I've

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Speaker 2: got a little tuned on me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's not enough male speculation about female periods.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, female infamous emphasis on the female. No, I'm really

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Speaker 1: in tune with her uterine lining and when it spills

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Speaker 1: out of her body, because it's like the universe speaking

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Speaker 1: through me to you, if that makes sense.

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Speaker 2: No, it's like a week before I hate myself. I'm ugly,

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Speaker 2: I'm crashing out. I'm freaking the fuck out, like I

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Speaker 2: always am freaking out, but oh I am freaking the

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Speaker 2: fuck out, and I genuinely am spiraling.

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Speaker 1: And then I'm always like, oh, you might be starting

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Speaker 1: your period soon next morning, block work.

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Speaker 3: And we should hear that machine out and connect it

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Speaker 3: to us.

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Speaker 1: You wanna be on camera? Coming so bad?

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Speaker 3: I don't know. We don't. I'm just saying it would

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Speaker 3: be cool. We don't. We don't really use it, so

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Speaker 3: maybe we could use it more.

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Speaker 2: There's something deeply, deeply inside of you, like deep inside

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Speaker 2: of you.

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Speaker 3: That's true.

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Speaker 2: That okay, no, and see that's what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: That was sick.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't make it.

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Speaker 2: There's something inside of you that is me.

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Speaker 1: I'm terrifying Drew Phillips more like Drew fills them up.

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Speaker 2: Did you come up with that just now?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Drew Phillips. Drew fills people up, people with joy,

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Speaker 1: with good dick, with girthy dick.

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Speaker 2: He oh, dude, that's disgusting.

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Speaker 3: Wasn't your name at the high school? Drew Dick appointment Phillips.

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Speaker 1: Yet, I famously had a seizure while getting head.

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Speaker 2: That was a rumor they started about you.

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Speaker 1: Huh hm.

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Speaker 2: I didn't have rumors like I got asked if I

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Speaker 2: was a lesbian in front of my class. That was

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Speaker 2: kind of ship. I was gonna go too well.

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Speaker 1: I also had that because I decided to wear overalls

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Speaker 1: short overalls with a pastel geographic undershirt, my glasses and

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Speaker 1: Adidas Superstars, and I wondered why.

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Speaker 2: People play about a rug rat.

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Speaker 1: I really I really did not play with my aesthetic

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Speaker 1: log at all. And I I wondered, I wondered why

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Speaker 1: I got called the f slur, Like.

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Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I was wearing ripped skinny jeans, white

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Speaker 2: Doc Martins, a flannel around my waist, and like I

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Speaker 2: had long red hair that I only wore in like

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Speaker 2: a side braid for a full year, like and it

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Speaker 2: was like a ginger color. It was like red. So

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Speaker 2: I'm not really shocked than anybody had questions because I

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Speaker 2: had questions myself.

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Speaker 1: I still have questions.

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Speaker 3: That was popular.

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Speaker 1: I was a quarterback.

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Speaker 3: I was a football player.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like I was the quarterback superstar with his letterman

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Speaker 1: jacket every day. He still wears his letter jacket today, like.

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Speaker 2: He's wearing it high school varsity that was like twenty

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Speaker 2: years ago.

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Speaker 3: Who cares. It was fucking sick and everyone was obsessed

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Speaker 3: with me in town. He's athletically very impressive.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, when Kai goes back to his neighborhood, literally there's

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Speaker 2: a parade.

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Speaker 1: More like gighborhood. Okay, okay, well I forgot about that.

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Speaker 1: I forgot to talk about this last week.

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Speaker 3: That was a really good transition.

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Speaker 1: See I forgot to talk about this last week. But

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Speaker 1: someone came into my house. Someone came into you are

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Speaker 1: not coming to my.

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Speaker 2: House, and see, I can't drink this Topo Chico because

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Speaker 2: I'm about to get really burpy. Sorry, I keep going.

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Speaker 1: And mopped our floors and then poured the mop bucket

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Speaker 1: floor water down my two hundred year old.

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Speaker 2: Vintage though like they were having fun.

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Speaker 1: No, they poured the mop bucket juice down my sink,

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Speaker 1: which I'm like, oh, I love them. We key, we

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Speaker 1: get down. But like that was a mistake that they

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Speaker 1: should not have. No.

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Speaker 2: I think they did that at the old apartment too.

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Speaker 2: What we're talking about is our old apartment. We would

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Speaker 2: get it cleaned by our landlords from and because she

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Speaker 2: employs all her friends, so everyone who comes to work

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Speaker 2: on anything. I don't know them. I know them through

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Speaker 2: my old landlord who likes mind you.

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Speaker 1: We would get it cleaned like once every seven months,

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Speaker 1: and they would always yell at us. They would always

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Speaker 1: be like, you need to do it more often. It's dirty,

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Speaker 1: it's nasty, it's dusty.

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Speaker 2: But they I think they used to. I think they

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Speaker 2: always put the mop stuff down the sink because all

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Speaker 2: of our sinks are always fucked up. Yeah, every sink

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Speaker 2: is clogged, and I don't think that the pieces together, yeah,

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Speaker 2: can make that much.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because I've yelled at and I've yelled that, Josh,

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Speaker 1: I've yelled at myself about shaving like in the drains,

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Speaker 1: like just shave on the floor and then vacuum it up.

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Speaker 1: Turns out they were just pouring mop bucket juice.

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Speaker 2: It was just like all of Zol's hair that's stuck

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Speaker 2: to everything on the floor is just like in the

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Speaker 2: sink drain. So we have fur lined sink.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The point I'm trying to make is they destroyed They

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Speaker 1: destroyed that sink, Like it was so bad that a

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Speaker 1: plumber came in and was like what happened? Like, how

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Speaker 1: did this happen? He had to take my entire sink

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Speaker 1: out of the ground, like take the whole thing, the

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Speaker 1: whole unit out of the ground to unclog it. Well,

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Speaker 1: d you said that. I don't have a picture of

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Speaker 1: what was inside, but he said that he was taking

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Speaker 1: my sink out of the ground. But based on this video,

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking he was doing something worse, something far more sinister.

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Speaker 1: To my goddamn sink.

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Speaker 2: While trying to fix it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let me find that.

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Speaker 2: He was fucking the sink. He was fucking the pipe.

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Speaker 1: Well, no, literally, I'm not kidding, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I swear to fucking God. Where's this goddamn fucking video

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Speaker 1: about to crash out, dude, when you, oh, here we go,

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Speaker 1: Here we go. He's laying pipe in it.

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Speaker 5: Oh, I know, I don't like that.

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Speaker 1: I really don't know, he says. Oh yeah. I mean

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you he fucked my sink in there.

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Speaker 2: And we don't have enough men like that on this

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Speaker 2: planet anymore. That's a real passion for cleaning pipe like.

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Speaker 1: You probably fixed.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna say that, Oh yeah, it's probably

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Speaker 2: from getting a big fucking fur ball out of your

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Speaker 1: And the sink is fixed. And I don't ask questions

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Speaker 1: positive he had sex with the pipes of my sink.

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Speaker 2: That is insane.

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Speaker 3: No, I feel bad for clowning you, but it does

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the sink had the wipe its butt crack after.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he was done with.

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Speaker 3: You gave the sink the type of head where it

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Speaker 2: You guys are fucking discussed.

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Speaker 3: Wait, Drew, are you okay, by the way, because I mean,

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Speaker 3: I don't know if you heard there's a trade war?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: Wait, yeah, Trump started a trade war.

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Speaker 1: There's no like actual actual trade.

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Speaker 3: Yeh, like triffs on trade?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? How am I going to afford my trade?

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Speaker 6: Well?

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Speaker 2: The good news is you didn't have much to begin with,

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Speaker 2: So it's kind of like if I started caring. It's

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Speaker 2: like I don't have trade in the game. You have

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Speaker 2: trade in No, you don't have enough trade in care.

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Speaker 1: I'm genuinely like not okay, Like I have my trade? Like,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's one hundred and four percent tariffs on trade? Now?

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Speaker 1: No, how am I going to paint trade?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: How I need to paint trade? It's like a part

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Speaker 1: of my life. I have a gay father. We know this.

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Speaker 1: I've talked about this before.

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Speaker 2: We know this. We know this. He's famously been married

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Speaker 1: Twenty five years seven years twenty eight years, but he

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Speaker 1: He also loves Broadway to a degree that like not

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Speaker 2: He comes to LA and the one thing he wants

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Speaker 1: That's really he's not too He's not coming to LA

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Speaker 1: goddamn Traveling Neil Diamond Broadway Show because it's the last show.

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Speaker 1: It's the last time I'll ever see it. Which I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I did see that show and it was actually really good.

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Speaker 1: But like why did he see it in New York twice,

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Speaker 1: Like I'm telling you that.

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Speaker 2: Is all a game man too, Like I don't hang

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Speaker 2: out with Drew's parents when they're in New York because

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Speaker 2: all they're doing is going to fucking places. They go

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Speaker 2: to like two a day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I love my gay dad and like one

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Speaker 1: to me.

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Speaker 2: It's why men can't enjoy anything. If you like theater,

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Speaker 2: now you're gay, Like actually, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: If you take selfies as a man, you're gay. If

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Speaker 1: you like theater as a man, you're gay. If you

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Speaker 3: Like if you hang like feeling myself and I want

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Speaker 2: Why would you want to do that? Though?

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Speaker 1: That's the other men are in your comments sections the

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Speaker 1: same you. You look good.

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Speaker 2: Girls are not about to be like you look so good.

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Speaker 2: You know it's gonna be your boys in your comments like,

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Speaker 2: it's not going to.

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Speaker 3: Be the is always Mason.

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Speaker 2: It's I know Mason is going to hype both. Like

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Speaker 2: even the way y'all hype each other up, men hype

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Speaker 2: each other up in the gayest way ever. It's such

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Speaker 2: a joke for girls because girls do it too. But

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Speaker 2: I'm like, bro, we are like men. The way y'all

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Speaker 2: compliment each other is really freaky. I was doing my

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Speaker 1: But do you do laundry?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Gay? Do you do dishes?

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Speaker 3: Yes? I do. I enjoy it gay.

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Speaker 1: Do you eat Kiwis yeah? Bisexual?

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Speaker 2: I don't like Kiwi's.

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Speaker 1: Do you sit out in the sun sometimes when I'm cold? Oh?

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Speaker 2: That's straight, that's really straight straight, and that.

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Speaker 1: Was borderline geriatric.

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Speaker 2: Too much, that was too much, like I don't know

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Speaker 2: how to describe it. Like I should be going in

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Speaker 2: going to make you happy and like it's gonna bring

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Speaker 3: Like not because I realize that I haven't moved all

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Speaker 2: Even if that's what it is, you need to lie

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Speaker 2: it works so well. It works like a charm. Like

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Speaker 2: I just genuinely, I'm like, today is going to be

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Speaker 1: Have been going on a lot of walks recently, and

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Speaker 1: y'all bitches were not lying about walks like every like

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Speaker 1: I'll be like having the worst day ever and I'll

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Speaker 1: and life is good. God is good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I've avoided my cardiologist for three years, dodged all the calls.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, still dodging them. I'm not even kidding. They still

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Speaker 1: they're probably just gonna tell me I have a fucking

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Speaker 1: just be careful, and I'm like, no, they're just going

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Speaker 1: to try to get me to stop fucking vaping and

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. He say, your cholesterol is too high,

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Speaker 2: No, I mean yeah, I will say all the advice

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Speaker 2: I've gotten from doctors that I can think about. Although

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Speaker 3: I'm just tired of going to the doctors because they're

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Speaker 3: he's a battery, and he's always like recording me and stuff,

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Speaker 3: and then he'll follow me like he's recording me out there,

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Speaker 3: and so I'm always like telling the doctors like he's

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Speaker 3: part of like a larger computer, and he's the power source.

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Speaker 3: And they're so annoying, they're like, please go back to.

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Speaker 1: Your room, Please go to the hospital.

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Speaker 2: For real reason, I can't like, because I.

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Speaker 1: Feel like you're really a battery calling a person of

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Speaker 1: batteries a part of them.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that was like the hardest I think you've ever

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Speaker 2: made us laugh.

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Speaker 3: Like congrats, I think it was.

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Speaker 1: Actually No, that was and you're sitting back like.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna yeah, I feel good about that. I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: Like, honestly, I give you for rison because I was

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Speaker 2: funny as far. Fuck what the fuck was I gonna say?

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Speaker 6: Now?

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Speaker 2: See now I take it back, bitch, because you've thrown

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Speaker 2: me off my like trail of thought.

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Speaker 3: Oh I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Did I tell them I have like got diagnosed with

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Speaker 1: low vitamin D?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: Yeah I got. I got put on like a mega

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Speaker 1: over here in rayle and pipe and give me back

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Speaker 1: shots three times a day.

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Speaker 2: You have a at home doctor who just comes here

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Speaker 2: to fuck you.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: No, I literally went to the doctor, got my blood

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Speaker 1: clean on everything, clean on everything. I have syphilis, No,

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Speaker 1: Oh my fucking god, wait, I can't believe I forgot

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Speaker 1: sent my yearine for your analysis, but the blood they

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Speaker 1: Do down write that down?

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Speaker 1: I really think they cloned me, and I think like

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Speaker 1: I clocked their shit. I was like, yeah, last time

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Speaker 2: Like milligrams did you get put on?

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Speaker 1: Because they gave him like I well, first they were

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Speaker 1: You can't just take a vitamin for this, like you

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Speaker 1: have to take this prescription strength vitamin D. Haven't been

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Speaker 1: taking it, by the way, because like I'm scared of it,

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Speaker 1: like destabilizing.

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Speaker 2: What's destabilizing about it is you were like, you don't

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Speaker 2: that's no, No, I don't want to get too much on.

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Speaker 2: It made me feel like so happy for a few hours,

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Speaker 2: and then I crashed. I'm like, yeah, it's because you

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Speaker 2: D to keep you fucking stable.

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Speaker 7: Ho.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you should take your vitamins or I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: start taking them. I go outside enough. I want to

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Speaker 2: know what od on vitamin D is gonna do to me.

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Speaker 1: That's oh, I can show you that come on that

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Speaker 1: me up, You're lucky. I don't know where the fucking

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Speaker 1: balls are.

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00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,000
Speaker 2: I thought they were right there.

447
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:40,720
Speaker 1: No, they're gone. I got rid of them. But yeah,

448
00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:43,240
Speaker 1: so I have low vitamin D and I don't know

449
00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:45,560
Speaker 1: where I was going with that story. Oh I started

450
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:49,040
Speaker 1: taking walk. They said, they said, okay, like take this

451
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,439
Speaker 1: vitamin D and then go outside in the sun with

452
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:54,359
Speaker 1: eighty percent of your skin exposed. So I've been going

453
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:57,000
Speaker 1: on walks with like thirty percent of my skin exposed.

454
00:20:57,080 --> 00:21:00,680
Speaker 1: But really, really like they're they're they weren't lying about

455
00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:03,840
Speaker 1: those walks. Like I feel after a walk, I'm so high,

456
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:06,800
Speaker 1: I'm so up. I'm like, I'm just baseline. But I

457
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:10,120
Speaker 1: just function. Yeah, I function at like a level that's

458
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:14,200
Speaker 1: below low just day to day. So when I get

459
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:18,000
Speaker 1: that good vitamin D, I'm baseline and I feel good.

460
00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:20,359
Speaker 1: But I think I'm gonna start taking the vitamin D.

461
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:22,520
Speaker 1: But also I don't feel like I even need to

462
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:25,520
Speaker 1: because I get I feel like I don't need to

463
00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:30,280
Speaker 1: because the sun in my room literally sunburns met every

464
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:30,639
Speaker 1: I know.

465
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,720
Speaker 2: I will say, Now, I don't know if that's gonna be.

466
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,760
Speaker 2: I mean, you should just sleep with no sheets on

467
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:37,000
Speaker 2: and sleep the other way, so your whole body is

468
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:41,000
Speaker 2: covered in sun. But I've been sleeping in Drew's room

469
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:42,320
Speaker 2: every fucking night for.

470
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:46,040
Speaker 1: Me, Actually haven't not, we we haven't. We've slept together

471
00:21:46,119 --> 00:21:47,520
Speaker 1: more than we haven't slept together.

472
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:50,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, ever since we moved, we've been, especially ever since

473
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:53,320
Speaker 2: you got a bigger bed. We've been sleeping together every

474
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:54,120
Speaker 2: fucking night.

475
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:57,040
Speaker 1: Love that. And I can't. I always like accidentally end

476
00:21:57,119 --> 00:21:59,880
Speaker 1: up cuddling in you or vice versa.

477
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:04,200
Speaker 2: There's no accidents here though, but I.

478
00:22:04,119 --> 00:22:05,720
Speaker 1: Did cuddle Oryan on accident.

479
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,679
Speaker 2: I just think if I'm sharing a bed with somebody,

480
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:11,600
Speaker 2: just like be open to that because that's gonna happen.

481
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:15,000
Speaker 1: Like we have been doing this thing recently where I

482
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:18,240
Speaker 1: make and you hug me for twenty two seconds because

483
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:22,200
Speaker 1: it promotes oxytocin and a bond and it like makes

484
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:22,840
Speaker 1: you feel good.

485
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:26,040
Speaker 2: I just got sent this thing today that was talking

486
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:26,880
Speaker 2: about how.

487
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:32,800
Speaker 1: Or seven seconds kiss your choice. Yeah, it'll be faster,

488
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:34,840
Speaker 1: one will feel better.

489
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,040
Speaker 2: I kind of think the hug would feel better.

490
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:39,399
Speaker 1: I'm famously a good kisser.

491
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:45,400
Speaker 2: Famously how many famously kissing. Oh you guys are.

492
00:22:45,359 --> 00:22:47,280
Speaker 3: Finding the way that I left a snail trail. The

493
00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:49,600
Speaker 3: last Kiss You a male snail trail.

494
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,040
Speaker 2: Anyway, I read this thing that was talking about how

495
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:55,960
Speaker 2: if you cry in front of somebody during like a

496
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:58,520
Speaker 2: vulnerable moment, it releases a bunch of.

497
00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:02,879
Speaker 1: Uh oxy oxy cotton oxytocin. Yeah, I've been taking a

498
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:05,160
Speaker 1: bunch of oxy cotton recently to like.

499
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:06,320
Speaker 2: I just can't stop taking it.

500
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:09,199
Speaker 1: I just can't. Every time I stop taking it, I

501
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:11,840
Speaker 1: like break out and sweat and I shake I shit

502
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:14,520
Speaker 1: out of my ass liquid my bones feel like the.

503
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:17,399
Speaker 2: Rat a hangover that never ends. But also it's like

504
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:20,120
Speaker 2: a hangover. But I accidentally did like K two.

505
00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:22,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I see like babies crawling on the ceiling,

506
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:25,359
Speaker 1: like I hallucinate bad. So then I just take it

507
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:29,680
Speaker 1: and I feel better. It's like really crazy. Actually, guys,

508
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:31,840
Speaker 1: I went through opium withdrawal at one point in my life.

509
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:35,320
Speaker 1: Suck my digging balls like literally, actually.

510
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:39,359
Speaker 2: I mean, opioids are lucky they haven't seen me coming,

511
00:23:39,359 --> 00:23:42,560
Speaker 2: because you'll lose me. A you know, I want to

512
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:44,760
Speaker 2: lose me, but I know I want to lose me.

513
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:46,960
Speaker 3: Drew, do you know the guy? You know, it's like

514
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,880
Speaker 3: this ball guy with a beard that says crazy shit

515
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:49,520
Speaker 3: about like his.

516
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,200
Speaker 1: Penis, oh, his stink portal?

517
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:53,600
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, do you know what that guy's name is?

518
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:54,520
Speaker 3: I wanted to pull it up.

519
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:56,320
Speaker 1: No, I don't know his name because he's always talking

520
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:58,760
Speaker 1: about in the sun. I've been liking all of his

521
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:03,520
Speaker 1: posts on ig recently. Let me look at this and actually,

522
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:05,480
Speaker 1: you know, it's so funny. Oh my god. I'll be

523
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:08,040
Speaker 1: scrolling through my reels on my side account that I

524
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:11,520
Speaker 1: follow him on and he likes literally everything, like he

525
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:14,919
Speaker 1: likes every video ever. It's like really crazy, that's.

526
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:17,120
Speaker 2: Kind of amazing. I want to get more into liking things.

527
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:19,600
Speaker 2: I'm not even kidding, like liking things on Instagram and

528
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:22,080
Speaker 2: TikTok because I'll see something that I like, but I

529
00:24:22,119 --> 00:24:23,960
Speaker 2: don't like it, and I want to just get into

530
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,119
Speaker 2: liking guys. We should spread the love and go and

531
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:27,960
Speaker 2: like all of my ig pictures.

532
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:31,200
Speaker 1: Right now it will blunder filleds Yeah I found his ig.

533
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:35,960
Speaker 1: Oh I just had a beautiful I hate it so mush.

534
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:41,280
Speaker 4: For me ew I actually that makes me so mad.

535
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:44,639
Speaker 2: That's disgusting, Like that is disgusting.

536
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,520
Speaker 1: That every once in a while a picture of his

537
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,680
Speaker 1: will pop up on my feet and it's like him

538
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:51,040
Speaker 1: playing the piano naked on stage in front of like

539
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:54,119
Speaker 1: five hundred people seventeen years ago, and I'm like, what

540
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:56,920
Speaker 1: is his life? But he talks about his stink portal

541
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:58,640
Speaker 1: and that guy shouldn't disgusting?

542
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:00,160
Speaker 2: Is that what he's calling his fucking.

543
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:03,520
Speaker 1: Weimer his butthole? And he thinks guys should like hook

544
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:06,800
Speaker 1: up more often because it promotes masculinity. I mean yeah,

545
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:09,760
Speaker 1: and like getting another man seemen inside of you is

546
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:11,520
Speaker 1: like the most masculine thing you can.

547
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:11,679
Speaker 3: Do, and.

548
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:16,000
Speaker 1: Getting his hummus inside of your stink port I mean, like.

549
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:18,080
Speaker 2: Honestly, to each their own, but I can see where

550
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:19,560
Speaker 2: he's coming from on that idea.

551
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:20,920
Speaker 1: What do you go on in your notes, babe?

552
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:22,280
Speaker 3: Say?

553
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:23,000
Speaker 2: Crazy?

554
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:24,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, I need to know what you gotta say.

555
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,679
Speaker 2: Okay, well, first of all, I need to acknowledge my

556
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:31,840
Speaker 2: fucking name room. Like my nails. I need to talk

557
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:34,400
Speaker 2: about these nails. I haven't had nails for so long,

558
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 2: and I did not intend on getting nails, let alone

559
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:40,600
Speaker 2: fucking aqua marine cat eye, shiny nails that are coffin shape,

560
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:42,800
Speaker 2: which I don't think is my or almond shape, which

561
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:44,000
Speaker 2: I don't think is my shape.

562
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:46,440
Speaker 1: I see, I like that shape, on you, I think.

563
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:51,120
Speaker 2: Well, I like, I don't hate them. I'm actually really

564
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:53,720
Speaker 2: glad with the decisions I made. I got French tiptoes

565
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,480
Speaker 2: and aqua marine ass. Fuck.

566
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:58,320
Speaker 1: Do you know actually I literally hate that shape on

567
00:25:58,359 --> 00:26:00,199
Speaker 1: you because like when you're playing with my buttole it

568
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,000
Speaker 1: like literally hurts so fucking bad.

569
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:06,879
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding, Like, there is no amount of money

570
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:08,879
Speaker 2: you could pay me to go anywhere near a man's

571
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:14,720
Speaker 2: bathole even mine. No no, no really no no no

572
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:18,040
Speaker 2: no no no no no no no no no.

573
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:19,880
Speaker 1: No, okay, I honestly I'm not going to push back

574
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:21,640
Speaker 1: on that because I.

575
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:23,159
Speaker 2: Agree it's just disgusting.

576
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:25,879
Speaker 1: But holes dudes hooking up a dude, this is so.

577
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,880
Speaker 2: Fucked Okay, no, girl, I didn't mean I like that.

578
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:29,840
Speaker 2: That's just not my cup of tea. That's fucking disgusting

579
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:32,000
Speaker 2: to me personally. I would just never go near a

580
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:35,000
Speaker 2: man's fucking butt. That's fucking nasty. I just like I

581
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:38,159
Speaker 2: think naturally, I think men are dirty, but I've just

582
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:39,480
Speaker 2: always like felt that.

583
00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:43,120
Speaker 1: In my uh, men are nasty and dirty and stinky.

584
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:48,240
Speaker 2: But your nails, oh, I was taken by I bite

585
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:53,240
Speaker 2: my nails really bad, and I just can't stop unless

586
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:54,040
Speaker 2: I have my nails done.

587
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:55,280
Speaker 1: But I just can't stop coming.

588
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:58,600
Speaker 2: I just can't stop coming. But my nails were really gnarly.

589
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:00,600
Speaker 2: So my friend took me to get my nails done,

590
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 2: my friend being Rain, and I was like, Okay, I'm

591
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:07,679
Speaker 2: just gonna go in and get like a regular manny petty.

592
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 2: And I went in and then I was just kind

593
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:12,640
Speaker 2: of like, this happened, bro, that's what I'm saying.

594
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:15,199
Speaker 1: I think you asked for these and you're trying to

595
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 1: cover it.

596
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:19,679
Speaker 2: Okay, So here's how I went. My nails were really

597
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:20,240
Speaker 2: fucked up.

598
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:23,080
Speaker 1: How this happen my nails.

599
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:25,720
Speaker 2: My nails were really fucked up? Bro? And I don't

600
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 2: do nails anymore for my own personal reasons whatever, like decisions, decisions,

601
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:34,920
Speaker 2: decisions in this life. I'd rather have short nails.

602
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:41,480
Speaker 1: But why did you get those nails?

603
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you? But yeah, I went in there and

604
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:48,119
Speaker 2: I was like, honestly, I would like a longer nail,

605
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,200
Speaker 2: like I haven't had long nails in a while. Like

606
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:51,960
Speaker 2: I'd be down for a long nail, but I usually

607
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 2: get like a coffin chip. And then I showed my

608
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 2: nails to the girl and I was like oh, can

609
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 2: I get extensions or like just like something short. I

610
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 2: was like, I want something really short, and she just

611
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 2: looked at my hands and she was like, no, almond

612
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:08,439
Speaker 2: and I was just like what and she was like,

613
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:11,679
Speaker 2: I think for your hands like short almond shape. And

614
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:14,720
Speaker 2: then I was like okay, and I just let her

615
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 2: do it, and she just did it. And then I

616
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,639
Speaker 2: was looking at the colors and I was looking at

617
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 2: some glitters and then she pointed at this one or

618
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:26,480
Speaker 2: a really bright red version of this, and I just

619
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:30,159
Speaker 2: was like I don't know, like I don't know, and

620
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,399
Speaker 2: I couldn't decide and she kept asking me. So then

621
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:33,879
Speaker 2: I just pointed to the blue and I was like,

622
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,280
Speaker 2: that's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do that one.

623
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 2: I guess like that that's a good one. I don't know.

624
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:39,600
Speaker 2: She told me to do it, so I fucking did it.

625
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 2: Like I'm really easily. Yeah, I'm really like, it doesn't

626
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 2: take much. I'm just like sure, I'll go. And honestly,

627
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 2: like I knew when I said yes, I had like

628
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:52,240
Speaker 2: thirty minutes to back up on that decision, but I

629
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:53,959
Speaker 2: was too much of a pussy to be like, actually,

630
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 2: I don't like your idea. I don't want to do

631
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 2: your idea.

632
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 1: I wait, wait, can you not use that word? It's

633
00:28:59,080 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 1: really degrading towards when?

634
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 2: Oh what which one the p word? What word did

635
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:05,760
Speaker 2: I say?

636
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 1: I don't kai watch your mouth? Sorry to keep going.

637
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,960
Speaker 3: I'll allow you to keep going, and thank you for

638
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 3: calling me out.

639
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 2: I'm not allowed to say pussy. But what was I saying?

640
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:20,760
Speaker 6: Oh? Yeah?

641
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:23,040
Speaker 2: And then I just left and I felt fucking insane

642
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 2: because I've never had a color like this, and I've

643
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:27,520
Speaker 2: never had French tip toes, and I'm just like, I

644
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:29,720
Speaker 2: feel bashit crazy. But at least it's gonna be sunny

645
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 2: this week.

646
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:34,480
Speaker 1: God, I know it really is. The sun is out.

647
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 1: This sun is out.

648
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:38,240
Speaker 2: I was like, damn, this is how I know. Like

649
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:42,360
Speaker 2: I've kind of gone umpoco loco because this is never

650
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,040
Speaker 2: something I would have done, but I'm kind of into it.

651
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,880
Speaker 2: I think, like I want to go get them replaced

652
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 2: with like French tip, Like.

653
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 1: Why don't you just paint them a different color?

654
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:53,800
Speaker 2: You you know nothing? That was the craziest thing you

655
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:56,440
Speaker 2: could have ever said, you know nothing. If only it

656
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,320
Speaker 2: was that simple, if it was that our.

657
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:04,480
Speaker 1: Small you are, fuck, I could destroy you you're an idiot,

658
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:06,520
Speaker 1: and you yells at me like that. She calls me

659
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 1: small and weak.

660
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:10,480
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh no, now I'm the bad guy.

661
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 1: What she says, you're small, You're week. She says, you're small,

662
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:18,320
Speaker 1: You're weak, your jaw is too wide, your hair cut

663
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 1: is fucked up. Wait, Ki, how do I look today?

664
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 3: Really good? Oh my god, your hair looks really good

665
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:26,600
Speaker 3: and your skin looks super clear.

666
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:30,280
Speaker 1: I have I haven't washed my face in three days,

667
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 1: just with water. I've been I've decided that I wanted

668
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:36,360
Speaker 1: to stop you. That is literally a lie. I washed

669
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:39,560
Speaker 1: my face last night. Never mind, I take that back.

670
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 2: You know what's fucked up is I know what road

671
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:44,080
Speaker 2: you're going down. And that's why I'm saying like it's

672
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 2: okay if we're crazy people, because this is just what

673
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:50,400
Speaker 2: it is. I know because I recently, I have for

674
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:52,560
Speaker 2: the past few months, been in a mental state where

675
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:57,160
Speaker 2: like I am not buying anything for my self care.

676
00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:00,360
Speaker 2: That's a whole other thing. I have bought soup right

677
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 2: now because I took it from Drew. But there was

678
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:04,720
Speaker 2: genuinely like a week what.

679
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:10,360
Speaker 3: You said the beaver, Well, he's not going to say

680
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:11,800
Speaker 3: the other word out.

681
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:16,320
Speaker 1: Of respect there you keep going, yeah, and you actually

682
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:17,200
Speaker 1: had soap.

683
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:18,239
Speaker 2: I had bars off.

684
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:22,080
Speaker 1: So Ya has not been buying anything for herself. She

685
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 1: for the first time in my life, I felt, I

686
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 1: feel like what it probably felt like for you when

687
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:30,240
Speaker 1: I didn't buy anything for myself.

688
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 2: For like a year and you would just take my

689
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:33,800
Speaker 2: sh what I've been doing.

690
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't give a ship, like literally zero

691
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:38,480
Speaker 1: part of me cares, but like it.

692
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 2: Is but within that like spiral that's been happening this

693
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:43,280
Speaker 2: whole year, because it kind of started at the top

694
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:45,800
Speaker 2: of the year, maybe even later, like after the holidays,

695
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 2: Like I just so I haven't been buying that ship.

696
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 2: And really genuinely, there was a passing thought where I

697
00:31:56,320 --> 00:32:01,480
Speaker 2: was like it was turning in my bathroom but looking

698
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:02,719
Speaker 2: and I was like, fuck, dude, I need to make

699
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:04,320
Speaker 2: a list of things I'm missing because I'm at the

700
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:07,280
Speaker 2: point where like I just have all these expired creams

701
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,280
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I hope this works.

702
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:11,200
Speaker 1: I hope it pay off.

703
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:12,560
Speaker 2: This office time.

704
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 1: And he's wearing a skirt, What the fuck was that?

705
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:21,640
Speaker 2: And my toes are out, What the fuck.

706
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 1: Was that guy?

707
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:27,320
Speaker 3: I didn't even think about that. It was just a bit.

708
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:36,160
Speaker 1: Was the real so camera because that was so funny.

709
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:37,760
Speaker 1: Why are you taking pictures of it?

710
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,440
Speaker 3: I was just trying to do a creepy bit. I

711
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 3: don't know.

712
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 1: I mean, it wasn't a bit. It was just that

713
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:48,280
Speaker 1: was hilarious. I'm glad you did that.

714
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:50,160
Speaker 2: You are so brave and bury and I love that

715
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:51,960
Speaker 2: about you.

716
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:56,800
Speaker 1: I immediately backtracked the second I thought the second the

717
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 1: second you were like, oh god.

718
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 2: Fuck, what was I saying? Oh? Yeah, the delusion that

719
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,600
Speaker 2: I literally was like maybe like I was meant to

720
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:10,480
Speaker 2: be like a more natural person where I only use

721
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:13,480
Speaker 2: one soap on my whole entire body and it's the

722
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 2: same soap for my hair and my body, and like

723
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:19,680
Speaker 2: my like maybe I just like stopped doing all Like

724
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:22,160
Speaker 2: it literally was me going into a world of like

725
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 2: these things are too worldly, Like I was like standing here.

726
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:29,440
Speaker 2: I remember, I was like, no, that's is too world Okay,

727
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:32,280
Speaker 2: Now Riiser is not too worldly because we're kind of

728
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,360
Speaker 2: being sold the idea to stink because I think I'm

729
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:37,960
Speaker 2: going back to like the og deodorance and shit, that's

730
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 2: kind of where I landed.

731
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,400
Speaker 1: So I don't know, I was going to say, I've

732
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:43,800
Speaker 1: been looking at my products recently, and that's why I

733
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:45,800
Speaker 1: took like a small little break because I was like,

734
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:47,400
Speaker 1: what am I putting on my skin?

735
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 6: Like?

736
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 1: What are these chemicals? Like they're absorbed, Like this is

737
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:54,080
Speaker 1: my biggest organ and I'm just lathering it in fucking

738
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:57,400
Speaker 1: kims and cybernetics, Like literally, what is going on? Yeah?

739
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:58,400
Speaker 2: I stopped buying all.

740
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,880
Speaker 3: For your ticket hit from a bite before I hit

741
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:02,720
Speaker 3: my vape in dream.

742
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 1: But that's fine.

743
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,760
Speaker 2: That's why I like reeled back in my delusion because

744
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:07,640
Speaker 2: I was like, this is too worldly. And then I'd

745
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:10,759
Speaker 2: be like, Okay, where's my weed pen, where's my vape?

746
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:11,640
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put both.

747
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:13,560
Speaker 1: Of those in my pot. I think actually there's an

748
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:18,919
Speaker 1: argument that vapes and weed pins aren't of this world.

749
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 3: Oh it's an alien technology.

750
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 1: It's either alien technology or it is God. Feel like

751
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:27,760
Speaker 1: that I kind of believe. I believe that technology is God,

752
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:31,239
Speaker 1: Like these cables are God I have. I'm starting to

753
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:31,960
Speaker 1: believe that.

754
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:35,440
Speaker 3: It does feel like some sort of like foreshadowing to

755
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:39,280
Speaker 3: like the Singularity or something. Seeing somebody plug a vape

756
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:42,280
Speaker 3: into a laptop to charge it and then they like inhale,

757
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:44,120
Speaker 3: I actually charge.

758
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 2: My computer with my that's actually how I access all

759
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:48,960
Speaker 2: my memory? So you should you should quit while you're

760
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 2: a head.

761
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:49,880
Speaker 5: Yeah.

762
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:52,360
Speaker 2: Anytime I forget something, I just plug it into my

763
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:54,239
Speaker 2: laptop and I hit it and I'm like, oh shit,

764
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:56,040
Speaker 2: I have texts to reply to. I just call all

765
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:57,319
Speaker 2: the notifications in my head.

766
00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:57,800
Speaker 1: Sorry.

767
00:34:59,040 --> 00:34:59,880
Speaker 3: True what happened?

768
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 2: M He started thinking about technology.

769
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 6: Literally, I'm not that I already know that though some

770
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:10,200
Speaker 6: breaking because I was like, dude, you guys are going

771
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 6: down to Pathward three is actually to get scared, like

772
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 6: he can't reel it in like me, like I can

773
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:17,759
Speaker 6: get a bit cuckoo, and I'm like, okay, loco, like

774
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 6: let's back up, Drew will go.

775
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:22,279
Speaker 3: He's gone.

776
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:24,520
Speaker 1: He literally, guy's so scared.

777
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 2: Drew's version of like his brain is that song that's like,

778
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 2: well Horses and instead of not the Sunday's one, the

779
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:37,799
Speaker 2: fucking other one, Prince one, not the Prince one and

780
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:42,760
Speaker 2: not the prefrap prefab the one whichever one's on fucking

781
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:46,000
Speaker 2: TikTok that y'all are going outside and recording to Drew's brain.

782
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 2: Is that but wild Horses is playing and it's literally

783
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 2: like ideas of horrors and robots taking over mankind.

784
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's less about robots and it's just more about extistentialism.

785
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:02,080
Speaker 2: I can just turn that off. That's what I did.

786
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 3: I'm so jealous of that.

787
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 8: I'm serious, I really I kept thinking of being able

788
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 8: to turn I was really starting to think, like, oh,

789
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:13,440
Speaker 8: like meditation for me is broken, Like I try to

790
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:15,480
Speaker 8: meditate and my brain runs free and da da da

791
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:16,359
Speaker 8: da da da da da da.

792
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:18,880
Speaker 1: I don't know where I was going with that. I

793
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:28,160
Speaker 1: lost it. Wait, I was going to say something dreams, dreams,

794
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:29,600
Speaker 1: dream dreams.

795
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:32,839
Speaker 2: My law across the line is what were you saying?

796
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:35,640
Speaker 2: Once I did, Josh, you were like three bagus, Like

797
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 2: you kept repeating to him your in and out order,

798
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,160
Speaker 2: and you kept doing it like a prince, and I

799
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 2: could never like redo the voice you did.

800
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,439
Speaker 1: I literally have no idea what I want to ask Josh.

801
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:47,120
Speaker 2: I don't remember if it was your Josh, though it

802
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:50,400
Speaker 2: might have been Josh, because that sounds way funnier coming

803
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:51,080
Speaker 2: from Josh.

804
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:54,040
Speaker 3: Do you remember. I think it was your birthday where

805
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 3: we had this like fucked up order at in and out.

806
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 3: It was like thirty burgers or something. Yeah, and then

807
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:02,920
Speaker 3: you roll down the window. It was like a girl

808
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:06,320
Speaker 3: who like knew about the podcast, Like I felt so.

809
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:08,840
Speaker 1: Bad because it was like four hundred Burgers and it

810
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 1: was like for like thirty people, and it.

811
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:14,040
Speaker 2: Was thirty people. Was also like it was our whole. Yeah,

812
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:16,440
Speaker 2: it was like maybe like ten people.

813
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:20,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I got everybody Burgers paid for it

814
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 1: with my card and I didn't even get my fucking burger.

815
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:25,280
Speaker 1: Someone ate my burger.

816
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:25,879
Speaker 9: Oh.

817
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:27,880
Speaker 1: Also, I went to in and out. I was like,

818
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:30,839
Speaker 1: you know what, like I'm gonna eat as fuck, Like

819
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat down. I haven't really been eating good

820
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:35,840
Speaker 1: this last week, Like I'm gonna eat as fuck, like

821
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go crazy. And I have my order down pad.

822
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:41,680
Speaker 1: I get a double. I get a double with cheese

823
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:45,200
Speaker 1: whole grilled onions, and then I get a Flying Dutchman

824
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:47,399
Speaker 1: with the grilled onions on the outside, and I get

825
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:49,799
Speaker 1: cheese fries, and I get a cherry coke and then

826
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:56,000
Speaker 1: I get three cholesterol I have, Yeah, I have high cholesterol, y'all.

827
00:37:56,080 --> 00:38:00,360
Speaker 1: It's really bad. It's not it's not it's not technically

828
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:05,319
Speaker 1: high cholesterol. It's like point two points above normal of

829
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:09,120
Speaker 1: this like protein or some shit that is attached to

830
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 1: high cholesterol. So I don't have high cholesterol, but I

831
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:16,520
Speaker 1: claim I have high cholesterol because it's funny. But I

832
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:19,600
Speaker 1: also get three orders of peppers because you can bite

833
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:21,640
Speaker 1: the tips off and squeeze this spicy juice on your

834
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 1: burgers and fries. And then I get two packs of spread. Well,

835
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:29,520
Speaker 1: I did my whole order, came home, checked the bag,

836
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:34,400
Speaker 1: no fries, no cheese, fries, didn't give me my fries,

837
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:40,320
Speaker 1: gave me a regular burger, no cheese, whole onions not grilled,

838
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:44,839
Speaker 1: and then gave me just a slice of meat with

839
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:48,560
Speaker 1: a melted piece of cheese on top. I did get

840
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:51,719
Speaker 1: my cherry coke, no peppers. What is this about?

841
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 2: Honestly, my vite. If I worked there, literally like I

842
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 2: would just be going crazy. I would have a pen

843
00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:59,399
Speaker 2: in my back pocket and I would just be high

844
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 2: as fun. Whatever the fuck came to me.

845
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:03,759
Speaker 1: It's like that Club Penguin game or that cake making game,

846
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:07,960
Speaker 1: the pizza making game in Club Penguin. That's what. But no, yeah,

847
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,680
Speaker 1: it is a complicated order, and it's like whatever and

848
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,919
Speaker 1: in and outs ran through and I really do feel

849
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 1: bad for those workers every time, because I.

850
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:18,360
Speaker 2: Don't established me on the fucking planet.

851
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 1: Like I'm not even kidding like like this, saying they're

852
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:23,919
Speaker 1: braver than the Marines, like they literally are. Zamar worked

853
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:24,200
Speaker 1: that in.

854
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:25,919
Speaker 2: And out for yeah you remember, and then he worked

855
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:28,560
Speaker 2: at Trader Joe's for a second too after that. Or

856
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 2: maybe I'm tripping, I'm pretty sure.

857
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:32,280
Speaker 3: He did well. I'll I'll just have like some almonds

858
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:33,640
Speaker 3: throughout the day, I know before.

859
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:36,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I eat a couple of ice chips, I'll have

860
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:39,240
Speaker 1: some water with and you eat.

861
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:43,040
Speaker 2: I kind of eat whatever my fucking heart desires. Like

862
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:45,960
Speaker 2: I literally like if something's around, I'll eat out, I know,

863
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:47,120
Speaker 2: and I'll make fun of it.

864
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 1: You're in You're in my era, like my garbage disposal era.

865
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:54,640
Speaker 2: I'm in my eater era, and I'm in a theater. Yeah,

866
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:57,279
Speaker 2: you are my feeder. Drew always gets me food and

867
00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:59,439
Speaker 2: then I just eat his scraps. That's actually I guess

868
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 2: I kind of have been the garbage disposal this week.

869
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:04,319
Speaker 2: That's been my duty. Is anybody who has food left around,

870
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:08,759
Speaker 2: I've just been eating it. And also, I think if

871
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:11,479
Speaker 2: I'm gonna die from some freak accident, it's probably gonna

872
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:15,759
Speaker 2: be food bacteria or like such. Yeah, like votulism or

873
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 2: some shit. Because since I was a kid. My biggest

874
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:21,799
Speaker 2: bear is putting something that's warm in the fridge too soon,

875
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,920
Speaker 2: and then I don't know really what happens. I just

876
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:26,359
Speaker 2: know people die from that shit, and I can't get

877
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:29,879
Speaker 2: myself to look it up because then I will think

878
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:31,600
Speaker 2: about it every waking moment.

879
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:33,560
Speaker 3: You're not supposed to put warm stuff in the fridge.

880
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 2: You'll die if it's in a hot container because condensation

881
00:40:36,719 --> 00:40:39,080
Speaker 2: and like it'll like speed up bacteria growth.

882
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 1: It's like the temperature is stays in the sweet spot

883
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:45,719
Speaker 1: for bacteria to grow longer, So you're supposed to wait

884
00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:47,400
Speaker 1: for it to get room temperature and then put it in.

885
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:48,600
Speaker 1: I don't believe that.

886
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:50,640
Speaker 2: But also I grew up with a family who would

887
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:53,000
Speaker 2: make big tubs of soup and leave it on the stove.

888
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 2: And the way we kept it good was you would

889
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:56,920
Speaker 2: heat it up every day till you ran.

890
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:58,120
Speaker 1: I mean that makes sense to me.

891
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:01,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, you killed the bacteria. You're burning it and that's

892
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:03,440
Speaker 2: why my my immune system is so strong.

893
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:06,839
Speaker 1: Have I told them about the crows yet? Oh my god, No,

894
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 1: there's been so many crows around this house, like, and

895
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 1: it's starting to feel like when I thought people were

896
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 1: filming me through my window and the headlights were speaking

897
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:22,880
Speaker 1: to me. There are so many crows around the house.

898
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:25,600
Speaker 2: I think you should definitely just look into the.

899
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:28,919
Speaker 1: I also got a picture of them.

900
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:32,240
Speaker 3: You what's it called a good omen? So I wouldn't

901
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:32,879
Speaker 3: worry about that.

902
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:35,439
Speaker 2: I think it's also it's famously spring, and they might

903
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:36,720
Speaker 2: just be literally moving.

904
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:38,880
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I got a picture of them, and I

905
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 1: honestly think it might be us in a past life

906
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 1: where is it? Or it might be us in every life.

907
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 2: So the evil omen is the crows that have been

908
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:54,760
Speaker 2: following you around. And you saw two crows and that's us.

909
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:57,319
Speaker 1: But they've I've saw them this morning, I saw they

910
00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:58,400
Speaker 1: all day yesterday.

911
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 2: I can lie. Can we go bird watching?

912
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:08,000
Speaker 1: That's literally please? Are you kidding me? Everybody? Right now,

913
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put oh wait, no those.

914
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 2: I didn't see anything else, but you're so in a way.

915
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:24,480
Speaker 1: But no, I'm gonna put on this app that my

916
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:27,799
Speaker 1: mom showed me. It's called Merlin Bird. I d you

917
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:32,799
Speaker 1: put in like what like area area you live in

918
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 1: or what area you're visiting, and you have to download

919
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:38,920
Speaker 1: bird pecks like specific to like the region you're in,

920
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:43,440
Speaker 1: and you click the record button and it listens for

921
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 1: birds in your area, and then based off of the

922
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:48,680
Speaker 1: bird call that the app heres, it tells you what

923
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:52,480
Speaker 1: bird you're hearing. And it's literally so lit. Every time

924
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 1: we go to Big Sir, I like can identify all

925
00:42:55,200 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 1: of the owls and the birds flying for birds, it's Sniffy's.

926
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're an as what Sniffy's.

927
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 3: You guys know what's you know what Sniffy's is you especially?

928
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:10,919
Speaker 2: Is it like a fabreeze thing like an air?

929
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:13,280
Speaker 1: No, it's always it's if you're sick.

930
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:16,720
Speaker 2: No, it's oh, it's like, oh it's congestion.

931
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:20,400
Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

932
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 2: No, keep going. It's just he's gonna.

933
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 1: It's like this, it's good and sorry.

934
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:27,560
Speaker 3: I just it's like this app where there's like penises

935
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:30,480
Speaker 3: and then you can like go, you can go suck

936
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:33,880
Speaker 3: them basically based off of like your radius. This is

937
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:35,400
Speaker 3: what I've heard, this is what you've.

938
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:37,879
Speaker 1: Told me, but apparently pointing to me.

939
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, like we've talked about this one time

940
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 3: off Larchmont. Do you know what is? It's like Burger lounge.

941
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:47,880
Speaker 3: I think hmm. I was really depressed in like twenty eighteen.

942
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:50,160
Speaker 3: We know this, but I would like go in there

943
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:52,120
Speaker 3: all the time and there's this really cute girl that

944
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:55,200
Speaker 3: worked at the cash register, and I was always like,

945
00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:58,200
Speaker 3: she's really pretty, but straight up couldn't even make out

946
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:01,120
Speaker 3: of contact with her. One time I was there when

947
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 3: it was like pretty late, I was like the only

948
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:05,680
Speaker 3: one in the restaurant, and then she came up and

949
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:08,560
Speaker 3: was like, hey, like, do you want to free lemonade?

950
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 3: I just like made this if you want it, and

951
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:14,040
Speaker 3: then I was like thank you, and I just like

952
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:16,920
Speaker 3: got up and left. But I always think about that

953
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:19,279
Speaker 3: whenever whenever I passed by the restaurant, I'm like, where

954
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:22,440
Speaker 3: is she? I fucked up, dude, can you find me?

955
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 2: Fucking quit? Scared the fuck out of her, just like

956
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,719
Speaker 2: the guy who got me there all time swim and

957
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:32,399
Speaker 2: he took it and ran away. He's in tell me, yeah,

958
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:34,239
Speaker 2: that's sweet. I feel like that's one of those things

959
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:36,920
Speaker 2: where it's like how things sound when it's from somebody

960
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:39,520
Speaker 2: you like versus somebody you don't know well, and it's

961
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:41,880
Speaker 2: that fucking TikTok. We were cracking up. It's like, dude,

962
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:45,279
Speaker 2: his weird ass drove fifteen minutes out of his way

963
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:48,920
Speaker 2: to give me a fucking coffee, like he knew my order.

964
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:50,880
Speaker 2: And if that comes for zone, you know, it's like, oh, like,

965
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:51,680
Speaker 2: that's what it was like.

966
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:54,800
Speaker 1: If someone drives fifteen minutes to give you a coffee

967
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:56,399
Speaker 1: at work and it's someone you don't want.

968
00:44:56,600 --> 00:45:01,279
Speaker 2: It's if somebody does anything for me, I question it

969
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 2: because I have issues about everything and nothing to me.

970
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:07,480
Speaker 2: You back there and stalk her.

971
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:09,640
Speaker 3: I think this was years ago. She's probably like a

972
00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 3: CEO of some company. Now.

973
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's probably wild and she's like, remember, she's gonna

974
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 2: make one of those picture. Its gonna be you, and

975
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:18,319
Speaker 2: it's gonna be like that time that I gave this

976
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:19,640
Speaker 2: sad guy.

977
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:23,120
Speaker 1: The lowest point of that guy. He's a motivational speaker now.

978
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:25,520
Speaker 1: And it's like the lowest point of her life was

979
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:27,560
Speaker 1: when she was attracted.

980
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 3: It was a rock bottom for me.

981
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:32,160
Speaker 2: Also, you're such a tweak because I'm sure you could

982
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:35,000
Speaker 2: have spoken to her, and I guess maybe all weren't

983
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 2: meant to day. She probably found like a guy who

984
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 2: could like build a table and stuff.

985
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:42,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, she probably got a better days for her, protect

986
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 3: her and shit, which is fine. I'm happy for her. Whatever.

987
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:47,360
Speaker 1: Every single night.

988
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 2: Every single night, and every single.

989
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:58,520
Speaker 1: Day, every single night in bed, I grapple with the

990
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:00,920
Speaker 1: idea of if I should go to sleep or if

991
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:04,239
Speaker 1: I should spend sixty dollars in bed every night.

992
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:08,520
Speaker 2: I guess yeah, I mean using your phone now is

993
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:10,759
Speaker 2: literally like, fuck, I really hope I use this and

994
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:12,040
Speaker 2: I don't buy something stupid?

995
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:14,080
Speaker 1: Should I sleep or spend sixty dollars?

996
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 2: Mine is should I sleep or should I Actually this

997
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:21,440
Speaker 2: wave of motivation and lust for life I have. Should

998
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:24,279
Speaker 2: I sit on this and stay up all fucking night

999
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 2: and have the best day of my life tomorrow? And

1000
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:30,759
Speaker 2: then I usually end up going to for you have the.

1001
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:33,520
Speaker 3: Best night ever? Chicken jockey?

1002
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 7: Oh?

1003
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:37,280
Speaker 1: Yeah? What? Hello?

1004
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 2: Okay? Wait?

1005
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:41,040
Speaker 1: Actually, had the fuck was that?

1006
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:45,400
Speaker 2: Have y'all seen what is it called? Million Dollar Secret?

1007
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:47,480
Speaker 1: You know I haven't seen that?

1008
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 2: Well, I know you haven't seen a motherfucker. I was

1009
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 2: asking this.

1010
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 1: Motherfucker, why do you look at you?

1011
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:53,719
Speaker 2: I didn't want to add the fucking question. Fine, I'll

1012
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:55,560
Speaker 2: just talk to Kay. Have you seen million dollars?

1013
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:56,600
Speaker 3: That is?

1014
00:46:56,640 --> 00:47:00,439
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna explain to you what it is. It's

1015
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:03,120
Speaker 2: this reality show that, from what I'm gathering, is kind

1016
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:05,160
Speaker 2: of like a copycat of just like a jubilee or

1017
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:07,279
Speaker 2: a mole game whatever whatever. The semantics of it don't

1018
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:11,520
Speaker 2: matter to me, but it's basically, one person has a

1019
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 2: million dollars and they have to lie to the whole

1020
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:17,279
Speaker 2: cast that they're on this game show with about who

1021
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:20,040
Speaker 2: has the million dollars in the last liar standing gets

1022
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 2: to walk away with it. But the most interesting part

1023
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 2: about this fucking show is they give them these weird tasks.

1024
00:47:25,719 --> 00:47:27,520
Speaker 2: So they already have to lie to everybody that they

1025
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:30,320
Speaker 2: know or they've just met, but they get these weird

1026
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:33,279
Speaker 2: ass tasks that push them higher in the game, so

1027
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:36,200
Speaker 2: like their vote will count for more, just like they'll

1028
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:38,560
Speaker 2: keep the money for longer. Shit like that. One of

1029
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:41,959
Speaker 2: them was cracking me up because I was like what

1030
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:46,120
Speaker 2: she had to mention She had to get other members

1031
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:49,600
Speaker 2: of the game to say the name justin Timberlake out loud.

1032
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,560
Speaker 2: And I just want to know how y'all would do that,

1033
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:54,759
Speaker 2: because I want to know how y'all would lie right now,

1034
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:56,959
Speaker 2: how would you get me to say that name?

1035
00:47:57,719 --> 00:48:01,480
Speaker 1: Oh, who's the guy that had the DUI recently that

1036
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:02,799
Speaker 1: did the press conference?

1037
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 2: I wouldn't know.

1038
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:08,800
Speaker 3: Who's the guy that did Like Dick in a box

1039
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:10,839
Speaker 3: with Andy Samberg. Who was that?

1040
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:12,200
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know that either.

1041
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:14,400
Speaker 2: Lady Gaga. That was Lady Gaga.

1042
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:17,040
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm gonna see her at Coachella. I'm gonna see Africa.

1043
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:19,360
Speaker 2: Sheat there? She is she doing Coachella.

1044
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:23,200
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure she is. Saturday. Wait, since one, since always.

1045
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:27,359
Speaker 1: That's why I'm like, we should maybe go Saturday, really

1046
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:31,760
Speaker 1: fun Saturdays, Saturday, Sunday, just Saturday.

1047
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:34,000
Speaker 2: Though no, I can't. I don't think any even like

1048
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:38,799
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding. All of my negative projections onto the

1049
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:41,640
Speaker 2: experience of Coachella come from the deep, deep truth that

1050
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:44,120
Speaker 2: I just can't enjoy those kind of things because I

1051
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:46,319
Speaker 2: am actually petrified of being around them.

1052
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:48,680
Speaker 1: Many people every single night.

1053
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:52,400
Speaker 2: And that's why I have to have like two drinks

1054
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:55,200
Speaker 2: because I seriously think someone's gonna fucking kidnap me or

1055
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:56,799
Speaker 2: stab me, kill me.

1056
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,560
Speaker 1: This is how I would do it. Oh, what's the

1057
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:05,640
Speaker 1: what's the guy who has the song baby? His first

1058
00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:09,920
Speaker 1: name Justin? And what would you say?

1059
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:14,480
Speaker 2: Is a tree that not suspicious? So she had to

1060
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:16,600
Speaker 2: get three? Wait, what was the second part?

1061
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:21,759
Speaker 1: A tree by a body of water, a tree by

1062
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:25,120
Speaker 1: a lake. But what's another name for a tree.

1063
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:30,520
Speaker 2: Oak oak Tree, oak Wood, I don't know.

1064
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:33,719
Speaker 1: That's my middle school oak Woods, oak Woods. We were

1065
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:34,440
Speaker 1: the road runners.

1066
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:37,840
Speaker 3: I would say, who's that guy that Drew sold poppers

1067
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:38,560
Speaker 3: to that one time?

1068
00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:43,880
Speaker 2: Oh, justin Timberlay. But you have to get people to

1069
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:46,120
Speaker 2: say it three times. And also everyone who's playing the

1070
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 2: game with you is watching, and another one was of

1071
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:54,680
Speaker 2: them was like some crazy ship. It's oh, you have

1072
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:57,480
Speaker 2: to get three people to scream with you, but everybody's

1073
00:49:57,520 --> 00:50:00,040
Speaker 2: looking out to see who's fucking screaming. It's just that

1074
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:01,120
Speaker 2: such a good game, and I want to play it

1075
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:02,400
Speaker 2: so bad, but I feel like I'd be like this

1076
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:07,600
Speaker 2: one girl who who was just trying so hard to

1077
00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:10,520
Speaker 2: just like she hadn't been the millionaire yet so she

1078
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:11,920
Speaker 2: had nothing to lose, and she was like, I'm just

1079
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:14,560
Speaker 2: going to be like very transparent this whole game, and

1080
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:16,720
Speaker 2: everyone turned on her and she had a panic attack

1081
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:18,439
Speaker 2: and then she left. No, it was really sad.

1082
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:20,560
Speaker 3: I need to see that because I have this visceral

1083
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 3: like idea that if I was ever on one of

1084
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:25,920
Speaker 3: those dating shows, I would have a panic attack on camera.

1085
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:29,400
Speaker 3: Oh I cannot think of a worse thing for me

1086
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:29,680
Speaker 3: to be.

1087
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:32,800
Speaker 1: Well, I guess it's like live dating on camera.

1088
00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:33,439
Speaker 3: Dude.

1089
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:36,120
Speaker 2: None of us would survive Love Island, not a single

1090
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:36,560
Speaker 2: one of us.

1091
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:38,399
Speaker 1: I don't know a single person that has the brain

1092
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 1: chemistry for Love Island.

1093
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:41,319
Speaker 2: Like you really have to be about it.

1094
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:42,320
Speaker 1: You don't know about traders.

1095
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 2: Traders, Yeah, but like it's resonating with me, I have

1096
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:51,399
Speaker 2: to tap in. I just like, honestly, game shows are

1097
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:54,359
Speaker 2: so good and this might be crazy, but I think

1098
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:57,400
Speaker 2: I like the Millionaire or what is it called again,

1099
00:50:57,480 --> 00:50:59,520
Speaker 2: a million Dollar Secret? I think I like it because

1100
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:01,400
Speaker 2: it's the first in a while I have felt to

1101
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 2: my core that the producers are fucking with this game,

1102
00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:11,200
Speaker 2: like they every task is so pointed, and like them

1103
00:51:11,239 --> 00:51:14,400
Speaker 2: just giving clues to these motherfuckers. And you're watching everybody

1104
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:18,480
Speaker 2: just like from one second to another be like oh

1105
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:21,719
Speaker 2: oh okay, like everyone is going insane and I am

1106
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:25,560
Speaker 2: so curious. And I also just like I love watching

1107
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 2: people lie. I love the way you lie by Rihanna.

1108
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:31,240
Speaker 1: Well, if you love lying so much, you're pretty.

1109
00:51:33,719 --> 00:51:36,120
Speaker 2: That's to me, isn't even a bad lie, because the

1110
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:40,720
Speaker 2: correct one is I'm gorgeous, So pretty actually doesn't even

1111
00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:44,600
Speaker 2: pretty goes over my head. It's like pretty try again,

1112
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:47,239
Speaker 2: and for me, I would be lying by saying like

1113
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:51,760
Speaker 2: you are worthy.

1114
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:55,480
Speaker 1: So I'm worthless? Yeah, no, I am worthless.

1115
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:57,920
Speaker 2: Guys, today, can we have an art and crafts day

1116
00:51:57,920 --> 00:51:59,800
Speaker 2: where we make each other motivational poster?

1117
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:01,799
Speaker 1: We need to go to the fucking gym. We haven't

1118
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:04,879
Speaker 1: been to the gym in like three months, so bad.

1119
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 3: You just sent me a shirtless photo in the gym.

1120
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:10,319
Speaker 2: Why yelling at me to go to the gym? That's

1121
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:13,400
Speaker 2: the crazy. Wow, Yeah, we need to go to the

1122
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:14,120
Speaker 2: fucking gym.

1123
00:52:14,239 --> 00:52:16,920
Speaker 3: That's why I apologize. I want to apologize for my

1124
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:20,280
Speaker 3: radar for protecting women not going off just then because

1125
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 3: usually it's perfect.

1126
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:24,600
Speaker 2: And I apologize for my gatar going off so crazy

1127
00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:26,279
Speaker 2: that you guys could probably hear it through my brain

1128
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 2: because y'all are so good.

1129
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:30,000
Speaker 1: Actually, I hear nothing. I hear nothing, and that's impossible.

1130
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:34,200
Speaker 1: So yeah, we went to the Minecraft movie. Well they didn't.

1131
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:36,600
Speaker 1: I went to the Minecraft movie and it was lit.

1132
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:39,400
Speaker 2: Okay, me and k I are going to go see it.

1133
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:41,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, y'all have fucking fun.

1134
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:43,239
Speaker 3: My friend saw it and she said that she had

1135
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:47,000
Speaker 3: a really, really violently visceral sex dream about Jack Black.

1136
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:49,960
Speaker 2: After Honestly, I can't even hate on that because like

1137
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:50,440
Speaker 2: I kind of.

1138
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:53,160
Speaker 1: Feel like I can get down. Yeah, I can get

1139
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:53,600
Speaker 1: down with that.

1140
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:55,560
Speaker 3: It looks good on SNL. Have you seen when he's young?

1141
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:56,120
Speaker 3: On SNL?

1142
00:52:56,719 --> 00:52:59,120
Speaker 1: He's sexy Jason momoo too all that slide.

1143
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:03,200
Speaker 2: No, but I don't like that buff shit.

1144
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:08,600
Speaker 1: The movie was fucking lit. It was really funny. Actually,

1145
00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:10,640
Speaker 1: like I thought, I thought I was gonna be like

1146
00:53:10,719 --> 00:53:12,440
Speaker 1: go into it and just like laugh at how terrible

1147
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:15,080
Speaker 1: it was. It is a bad movie. Objectively, it's a

1148
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:17,600
Speaker 1: bad movie, but like if you let yourself love it,

1149
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:21,399
Speaker 1: if you let your imagination run free, like a Minecraft

1150
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:25,520
Speaker 1: movie would would want you to do, it was awesome.

1151
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:28,400
Speaker 1: It was really really funny. And I found out thirty

1152
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:31,799
Speaker 1: seconds before the movie started that the guy that made

1153
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:38,600
Speaker 1: the Napoleon dynamite and notch A Lebre made Minecraft movie,

1154
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:40,520
Speaker 1: and that changed everything for me. I mean there were

1155
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:43,280
Speaker 1: so many moments where I was like literally actually laughing at.

1156
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:44,440
Speaker 2: That I need to go see it.

1157
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:47,120
Speaker 1: But I did wish. I did wish I saw it

1158
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:54,160
Speaker 1: like after Saturday or Sunday, Saturday Saturday, because like the

1159
00:53:54,239 --> 00:53:57,200
Speaker 1: Hive mind like decided like the parts that they're going

1160
00:53:57,280 --> 00:53:59,200
Speaker 1: to cheer out, like it was like a Barbenheimer moment

1161
00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:01,319
Speaker 1: where like everyone was like, yeah, we're gonna have fun

1162
00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:04,640
Speaker 1: in this movie. People weren't really having fun yet. And

1163
00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:06,399
Speaker 1: I would go see it again just to like cheer

1164
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:08,800
Speaker 1: in the theater, like everybody cheers at the AMC Lady.

1165
00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:12,920
Speaker 2: That's like gay's people version of sports is going its

1166
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,799
Speaker 2: banding together over some weird ass movie and all boy

1167
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:18,279
Speaker 2: to the theater and screaming at the screen like that

1168
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:21,439
Speaker 2: is literally the closest that And like the Fortnite shit,

1169
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:25,200
Speaker 2: because Fortnite they are one universe away the universe being

1170
00:54:25,239 --> 00:54:28,360
Speaker 2: Steven Universe from having the broadest range of gay people

1171
00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:31,240
Speaker 2: to ever play one singular video game. And I genuinely

1172
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:33,319
Speaker 2: it lost me for a second. But they got the

1173
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:37,640
Speaker 2: Sabrina Carpenter skinned the emodes. They have adventure time, like

1174
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,560
Speaker 2: there's a there's a siren being yelled out by Epic

1175
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:44,760
Speaker 2: Games for gay people to unite on Fortnite. And that's

1176
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:46,680
Speaker 2: what I think of movie theaters. It's kind of like

1177
00:54:46,719 --> 00:54:48,680
Speaker 2: when gay people put on like music videos in their

1178
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:51,200
Speaker 2: living room. To me, going to see Minecraft as that

1179
00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:52,360
Speaker 2: and it's necessary.

1180
00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:55,840
Speaker 1: So my friends recently asked me they were at a

1181
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:59,080
Speaker 1: gay night and they were watching music videos and they

1182
00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:02,440
Speaker 1: asked for my opin and they asked for they asked

1183
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:03,960
Speaker 1: for what I should put on.

1184
00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:07,919
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's amazing Gaga music video.

1185
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:08,920
Speaker 3: That's like a short film.

1186
00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:09,600
Speaker 1: Telephone.

1187
00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:13,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, is it for telephone with Beyonce? No, there's like

1188
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:14,720
Speaker 3: one where it's twelve minutes.

1189
00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:18,680
Speaker 1: I was watching the telephones Beyonce or Telephones twelve minutes. Oh,

1190
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:20,960
Speaker 1: it's kind of like she.

1191
00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:23,680
Speaker 2: Picks her up from jel Like, yeah, she does the

1192
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:28,400
Speaker 2: like like where you lost around Yeah.

1193
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:33,000
Speaker 1: Exactly.

1194
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:38,960
Speaker 2: Oh my god, guys, a fucking Beyonce concert later this month.

1195
00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:39,920
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1196
00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:42,920
Speaker 2: Wow. You know what the scariest part is, I remember

1197
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:44,840
Speaker 2: when that album came out and I was like, I

1198
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:47,040
Speaker 2: don't even have to think about going to that concert

1199
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:48,120
Speaker 2: for like so long.

1200
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:50,759
Speaker 1: It's here here.

1201
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:53,640
Speaker 2: I think last time when we went to Renaissance, I

1202
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:56,000
Speaker 2: didn't really do too much with my fit. I actually

1203
00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:59,160
Speaker 2: almost wore that shirt today, the like tiktop that had

1204
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:01,400
Speaker 2: my boobs falling out, well, because my boobshrunk, so I

1205
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:02,920
Speaker 2: thought they would fit in that shirt. And I'd been

1206
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:04,200
Speaker 2: told where my boobs are out, and I was like,

1207
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:06,080
Speaker 2: this shirt is literally just not meant to be worn

1208
00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:09,280
Speaker 2: by me. But I think I want to go crazy

1209
00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:11,719
Speaker 2: with like a fit. I'm just I think I'm like

1210
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:15,920
Speaker 2: kind of losing it, Like I want I'm bored. I

1211
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:17,600
Speaker 2: want to see what the girls are talking about. All

1212
00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:19,360
Speaker 2: you co tell girls who get your fits together. I

1213
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:20,799
Speaker 2: want to see what all the fuss is about, because

1214
00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:22,839
Speaker 2: like the happiest people ever. So I want to start

1215
00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:30,799
Speaker 2: getting like really obnoxiously made outfits for events. And they're

1216
00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:33,440
Speaker 2: not going to be my events. It's for Beyonce's concert,

1217
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:35,120
Speaker 2: but that's my first big.

1218
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:39,960
Speaker 1: Boom. The last thing I want to talk about is

1219
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:43,400
Speaker 1: how humans think they were created in God's image, but

1220
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:47,760
Speaker 1: it was actually horseshoe crabs. They haven't evolved in millions

1221
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:50,880
Speaker 1: and millions and millions of years. They haven't changed a

1222
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:55,360
Speaker 1: centimeter a millimeter and that's what God looks like.

1223
00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:59,560
Speaker 3: And doesn't everything evolve into a crab eventually?

1224
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:01,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, they're like the final.

1225
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:04,000
Speaker 3: Form efficient physical embodiment.

1226
00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:08,759
Speaker 2: And that's why now they're sold at fairs a little kids,

1227
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:11,799
Speaker 2: that's why we eat them. Yeah, that's why. Like I

1228
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:14,680
Speaker 2: actually have like friends about amy who've logged going down.

1229
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:17,640
Speaker 1: There and their blue blood is like the most expensive

1230
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:22,080
Speaker 1: liquid in the world, blue blood. M This blood is

1231
00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:28,960
Speaker 1: really expensive and it's good for like medical medicine. Also, also,

1232
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:36,120
Speaker 1: if horseshoe crabs start evolving, that's when we know the

1233
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:39,480
Speaker 1: damage we've done is irreparable. Wow.

1234
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:43,880
Speaker 2: So when was the last time we seen one of

1235
00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:45,840
Speaker 2: those motherfuckers? Because I want to check out.

1236
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:46,960
Speaker 1: I want to see what's going on.

1237
00:57:48,240 --> 00:57:53,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it feels like she's she's changing in her

1238
00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:55,040
Speaker 2: sleep and we don't even notice it yet.

1239
00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:58,600
Speaker 1: Also, actually, this is the last thing I'll mention. This

1240
00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:01,920
Speaker 1: ship pissed me the fuck off in a crazy way.

1241
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:05,160
Speaker 1: This what this really infuriated me. Like, this pissed me

1242
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:10,200
Speaker 1: the fuck off. I got tagged in this video way

1243
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:13,320
Speaker 1: way too many times for it to be okay, this

1244
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:28,960
Speaker 1: is it was bullying. It was bullying at that point.

1245
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:40,560
Speaker 7: Like that's that's crazy.

1246
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:43,480
Speaker 3: That that does remind me of the community.

1247
00:58:44,320 --> 00:58:45,240
Speaker 1: Kill yourself.

1248
00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:48,680
Speaker 2: You'll make me wanna go.

1249
00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:52,920
Speaker 3: Wait, and because I want to, I want to focus

1250
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:53,200
Speaker 3: on this.

1251
00:58:58,120 --> 00:59:02,720
Speaker 2: Hi, that's fucking nasty. Like actually, sometimes you you like no, no.

1252
00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:06,280
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.

1253
00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:08,680
Speaker 1: Oh, Let's go through the email and see if I

1254
00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:13,120
Speaker 1: can find some doppelgangers or some syops. Blake Bennett holding

1255
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:16,080
Speaker 1: it down still, I'm not kidding. He sent me like

1256
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:19,240
Speaker 1: he said, Oh wait, this is a this is one

1257
00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:22,200
Speaker 1: he said on his own lesbian grinder is called finger

1258
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:28,640
Speaker 1: f I n g R. Potheads will find any reason

1259
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:31,240
Speaker 1: to smoke. Damn that bitch ugly. Let me roll up.

1260
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:37,320
Speaker 2: That's me Brad, Literally, Damn that bit is ugly.

1261
00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:41,480
Speaker 1: What's the what do you mean you saw yog.

1262
00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:44,720
Speaker 2: I can't stand smoking with paranoid bitches. Fuck you mean

1263
00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:46,640
Speaker 2: you see Yogiyamamoto in the corner?

1264
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:52,280
Speaker 1: This is just a certified classic. Um some of y'all

1265
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:55,600
Speaker 1: air pods some um, some of y'all's air pods look

1266
00:59:55,720 --> 00:59:57,439
Speaker 1: like they were in your ass, not your ear.

1267
00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:00,000
Speaker 2: Classic class.

1268
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:05,360
Speaker 1: Whoa, this one's good. This one's really really really good.

1269
01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:09,959
Speaker 1: You got money for du buy chocolate but didn't pay

1270
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:14,720
Speaker 1: your rent that was due by the first Wow. Damn

1271
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:21,200
Speaker 1: these things giving leftovers are still hitting true. It's April Day,

1272
01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:23,600
Speaker 1: Happy Easter.

1273
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:26,880
Speaker 2: It's Easter this weekend. I think I need to do

1274
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:30,280
Speaker 2: an Easter egg hunt. So that's kind of where I'm

1275
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:33,520
Speaker 2: at right now, But I just want to do it.

1276
01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:36,680
Speaker 2: If somebody puts like a twenty in one of the eggs,

1277
01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:39,919
Speaker 2: I want like a twenty for free that I hunt.

1278
01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:41,880
Speaker 1: I'll do. We can do that in the backyard.

1279
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:42,440
Speaker 2: That'll be fun.

1280
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:42,680
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1281
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:44,560
Speaker 1: Should we host like a weak We don't have grass,

1282
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:45,680
Speaker 1: but we can hide them.

1283
01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:46,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1284
01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:51,120
Speaker 1: Yeah. Some of y'all aren't queer, but you sure are LGBT, lying, gossiping,

1285
01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:53,200
Speaker 1: and bitching well into your thirties.

1286
01:00:56,760 --> 01:00:58,680
Speaker 2: I've never seen queer eye for the straight guy. But

1287
01:00:58,760 --> 01:01:01,600
Speaker 2: I can only assume this trio is.

1288
01:01:01,520 --> 01:01:06,240
Speaker 1: That I would eat as like the guy that got nominated.

1289
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,280
Speaker 2: Because what is it? Is it like a guy makeover show?

1290
01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:11,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like you nominate. It's not specifically guy, but

1291
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:16,400
Speaker 1: like you nominate a person or a guy to be

1292
01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:19,280
Speaker 1: made over by like three or four gay guys, and

1293
01:01:19,320 --> 01:01:20,120
Speaker 1: it's like therapy.

1294
01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:23,160
Speaker 2: It's so it's like the nice version of not to wear.

1295
01:01:23,560 --> 01:01:30,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, the non evil version him that pussy is mine? Wait? Him,

1296
01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:33,120
Speaker 1: is that pussy mine me? You are for sure?

1297
01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:41,560
Speaker 9: Shale hurled up bow Okay, I called the girls by

1298
01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:43,600
Speaker 9: boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

1299
01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:49,840
Speaker 1: Those were from Yale. Okay, Well that was the episode

1300
01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:52,880
Speaker 1: of no Media Media.

1301
01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:56,800
Speaker 2: My media is rather live by Playboy CARTI on the weekend.

1302
01:01:56,840 --> 01:02:00,560
Speaker 2: This is my life. Shirley BASSI Relationships behind I'm Tonight

1303
01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:02,920
Speaker 2: Pink Panthers.

1304
01:02:05,960 --> 01:02:10,080
Speaker 1: I've been listening to Sufi and Stevens Seven Swans and

1305
01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:14,320
Speaker 1: that is the saddest album.

1306
01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:16,720
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Yeah, I can't do that right now?

1307
01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:17,640
Speaker 1: Do you know the lore?

1308
01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:18,000
Speaker 5: No?

1309
01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:18,720
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1310
01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:22,600
Speaker 1: Oh it's really dark sighted look into it. I'm not.

1311
01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:24,840
Speaker 1: I don't want to like mess things up, but like

1312
01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:29,720
Speaker 1: someone he falls in love with, gets cancer and dies.

1313
01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:37,320
Speaker 1: Futile Devices, Though I always say, I always say, Stacy's

1314
01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:40,120
Speaker 1: Mom makes me cry. That's the only song that's ever

1315
01:02:40,120 --> 01:02:43,560
Speaker 1: made me cry and will ever make me cry. Futile

1316
01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:45,080
Speaker 1: Devices made me cry. The other day.

1317
01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:47,840
Speaker 2: I've been listening to White Knights by Psychic TV.

1318
01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:49,760
Speaker 1: Again, how does that one go?

1319
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:54,920
Speaker 2: It's like Santa Claus is checking his list.

1320
01:02:55,200 --> 01:03:06,120
Speaker 1: Go Choices, Project Past, I love you, Oh my, I

1321
01:03:06,160 --> 01:03:09,040
Speaker 1: really like Choices by Project Pat and Lavender Bud.

1322
01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:13,439
Speaker 2: Oh yeah. I was lying awake and thinking about them

1323
01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:22,320
Speaker 2: nights we spent ample undercommer and when I came I

1324
01:03:22,520 --> 01:03:29,600
Speaker 2: loved and not Rema and made my world the living. Okay, well,

1325
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:31,640
Speaker 2: see you my next