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Speaker 1: Oh my god, we survived the weekend. Do you believe

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Speaker 1: I think it's great. Why don't they just day drink.

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Speaker 1: That's the best drinking anyway, Yes day drink, go sleep early.

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Speaker 1: A lot of people were day drinking yesterday. A lot

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Speaker 1: good morning there, Danielle, how are you doing? Good morning,

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Speaker 1: Good thank you, Good morning, Froggy, good morning, and there

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Speaker 1: and there's Gandhi right across this best for me? Who

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Speaker 1: All right, scary? Let's play some music. What do you have?

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Speaker 1: How about some haws a tame do it? What a

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Speaker 1: great way to start today. Anyway. If you're wondering for live,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you were out yesterday. Every single

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Speaker 1: of the day. It's Andrew. How are you doing? Andrew?

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Speaker 1: How was your weekend? Hello? Lady? It was okay? What

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Speaker 1: know what I did this weekend? I built a house. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: corn beef a house. It's all too confusing for me anyway.

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Speaker 1: you nice? How did you do that Irish soda bread? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Did you have cabbage or a little gassie today? We

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Speaker 1: had cabbage. You're thinking about it all right? Look, Andrew,

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Speaker 1: you're you're the first caller of the day. We're going

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Speaker 1: on the way. I made them myself. Ruin it for me.

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Speaker 1: I think we can we ruin it absolutely for you. Andrew.

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Speaker 1: The world you got it. Thank you for listening to us.

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Speaker 1: Man have a great day. Can you imagine making your

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Speaker 1: your beef around the room, Daniel, We'll start with you.

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Speaker 1: What's on your mind today? All right? Look, I know

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Speaker 1: have in the mountains where we were okay, right, scary?

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Speaker 1: What's up? Scary? Oh? I don't what's up with you? Pat?

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Speaker 1: You know Elvis, you learned new stuff every single day,

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Speaker 1: And yesterday I learned that you should not wear orange

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Speaker 1: and on behalf of all the Irish people. Shame on you, Froggy.

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Speaker 1: do wrong? I'm sorry, I apologize, I'm all right. Let's

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Speaker 1: get into your horsecopes with producers, sim Who do you

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Speaker 1: want to do them with? I'll do with Danielle all right,

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Speaker 1: daniel all right. So today is Adam Levine's birthday, Queen

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Speaker 1: Latifa's birthday, and Lily Collins's birthday. Happy birthday, Capricorn, you've

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Speaker 1: been making some serious progress on your fitness goals. Don't

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Speaker 1: let your weekend activities message your weekday grinds For days

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Speaker 1: and nine. Aquarius, you're riding a high of inspiration. Use

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Speaker 1: Your days of seven Hey by Zee's you're the friend

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Speaker 1: be cautious, or emotional burnout can happen. Days of seven Arias,

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Speaker 1: don't feel guilty for keeping it low key. If you

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Speaker 1: say no to a few plans, your friends will love

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Speaker 1: you all the same. Your days in eight, Hey Taures,

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Speaker 1: your brain is craving a literary escape. Hit the store

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Speaker 1: read them. Your Days of nine Gemini, it's time to

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Speaker 1: You're outspoken by nature, but choose your words carefully. A

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Speaker 1: Your day isn't eight, Leo. Bring a positive attitude to

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Speaker 1: it's a seven Libra. Having a solid routine will make

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Speaker 1: and highlighters and get organized your days in eight Scorpio,

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Speaker 1: you usually hold your tongue when it comes to conflict. However,

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Speaker 1: Your day is Sagittarius, and everyone who celebrated Saint Patrick's

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Speaker 1: Monday morning horiz goops. All right, we're learning a lot

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Speaker 1: green represents Catholics. It's a Catholic day. They're saying, okay,

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Speaker 1: They're saying, if you're Scottish, were orange to say, shame

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Speaker 1: Did you see this? Nebraska, really bad, parts of Wisconsin,

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Speaker 1: Bowing says that it's putting the final touches on that

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Speaker 1: Bowing is also coming out with another plane this week,

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Speaker 1: be to someone want to split this with me. Yeah, Nate,

422
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:30,960
Speaker 1: if you borrow someone's car, Nate, you put gas back

423
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Speaker 1: in it three times. Okay, I've learned. It took me

424
00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:36,080
Speaker 1: three times to learn it, but I learned. It's too late.

425
00:20:36,119 --> 00:20:37,919
Speaker 1: You know, you're gonna get your own car now. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's see, let's go to line twenty one. Uh Aianna,

427
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:43,879
Speaker 1: I hope I'm saying her name right? Is this Aianna?

428
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:48,679
Speaker 1: Is that how you're saying your name? Good morning? It's Ianna? Okay, Ianna?

429
00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:50,960
Speaker 1: That makes sense calling from Philly listening to q Ando two.

430
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:54,679
Speaker 1: So uh oh, you have bathroom etiquette in the the

431
00:20:55,119 --> 00:20:58,560
Speaker 1: Unwritten Rules of Life list? Go ahead, Okay, So minds

432
00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:03,959
Speaker 1: is is you are at someone's house, you know, family, friends, whatever,

433
00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:07,000
Speaker 1: and you have to use the bathroom, and if you

434
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:11,480
Speaker 1: know you're gonna be in there for a little while, um,

435
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:15,240
Speaker 1: you know, flush a couple times. Um, you know, maybe

436
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:20,040
Speaker 1: carry your own little spray, because again, you're at someone's

437
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:22,439
Speaker 1: house and there's people in there, and like, say, I

438
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:24,880
Speaker 1: gotta go. I don't want to go in the bathroom

439
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:27,760
Speaker 1: behind you and smell which just came out of me. Yeah,

440
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:35,040
Speaker 1: I don't want to see like a little leftovers. I

441
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:38,240
Speaker 1: don't understand that who in their right mind doesn't turn

442
00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:40,840
Speaker 1: around and look to make sure. I don't know. I

443
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:44,800
Speaker 1: mean I work at an animal hospital, and like we

444
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:47,840
Speaker 1: have like a public bathroom, and I've definitely walked in

445
00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:50,240
Speaker 1: the bathroom women's bathroom a couple of times and definitely

446
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:52,920
Speaker 1: have seen where some people were like, oh, I'm done,

447
00:21:53,119 --> 00:22:00,399
Speaker 1: dump and go. Yeah, so you just forgot to flie,

448
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:02,840
Speaker 1: like even though you just live, you forgot to flie.

449
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:06,400
Speaker 1: All right, Very good, Bianna, Iana. We gotta remember when

450
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:08,320
Speaker 1: you know, the other people may use that bathroom less

451
00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:09,920
Speaker 1: they board it up and condemn it when you're done,

452
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:12,719
Speaker 1: you know. All right, Ianna, thanks for listening to us.

453
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:15,680
Speaker 1: Have a great day, okay, Michelle, Line twenty four. It's

454
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:18,920
Speaker 1: more toilet stuff, you know, the unwritten rules. We should

455
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:22,439
Speaker 1: just have the toilet edition. Hold on, Michelle, how are

456
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:26,240
Speaker 1: you that's a good idea. We're okay, So uh yeah,

457
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:29,439
Speaker 1: go ahead. So if the types of some question you

458
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:35,520
Speaker 1: could do something about it, because flick cruise. Okay, thanks, Well,

459
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,119
Speaker 1: now what do you see You can't call us and

460
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:38,760
Speaker 1: say that what do you mean, dud? What what would

461
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:40,680
Speaker 1: you do? Like? What do you scoop it out let,

462
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:46,000
Speaker 1: what do you do something? All right, Michelle, you're not helping,

463
00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:49,920
Speaker 1: thank you? You know, no, I need answers. What about

464
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,560
Speaker 1: like walking and riding escalators and elevator or not elevators,

465
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,600
Speaker 1: but escalators, Like if you're going to just stand there,

466
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:56,920
Speaker 1: I think you have to stand to the rite and

467
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,680
Speaker 1: let the people have left pass. There's etiquette, isn't there etiquette?

468
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,520
Speaker 1: I think so? But I all the time where people

469
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:05,520
Speaker 1: don't do it. For instance, at the airport, the walkway,

470
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:08,560
Speaker 1: the moving walkway. It's a walkway, that's not a standway.

471
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Speaker 1: Reason it's a walkaway. Sean online. Three h let's move

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00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,240
Speaker 1: it out of the bathroom. Hello, Sean, how are you?

473
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:20,040
Speaker 1: How are you doing so well? Uh? Here, yeah, I

474
00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:24,240
Speaker 1: know the unwritten rules of life. Go ahead. House guests,

475
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:28,200
Speaker 1: they have to make their bed, okay, yeah, that's just

476
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:32,040
Speaker 1: that's just okay. You're not in a hotel. I'm not

477
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:34,440
Speaker 1: like you're staying in my house. I'm not the person

478
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:38,399
Speaker 1: I come to hold on question, Danielle. This past weekend,

479
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:40,760
Speaker 1: your girlfriend Gandhi was sleeping in my house. Did you

480
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,560
Speaker 1: make your bed everything? I did? Oh? No, but it

481
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:44,280
Speaker 1: was in your bed. I wouldn't walk in there. Look, no,

482
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:46,240
Speaker 1: but it's just in case somebody wanted to come in there.

483
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:47,880
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, let me fix this. So that's

484
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Speaker 1: being a polite house guest. House guest. All right, thank you, Sean,

485
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:54,280
Speaker 1: thank you very much. Scary has one? Yes, scary. Yeah.

486
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:59,119
Speaker 1: Never assume a woman is pregnant. Oh yeah, I've done that.

487
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:02,240
Speaker 1: I've done that once. I'll never do it again. It

488
00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:05,000
Speaker 1: was not once am I touched someone's belly and I

489
00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:07,199
Speaker 1: thought that she was like pregnant, pregnant and she had

490
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:09,040
Speaker 1: just had the baby. And as soon as I touched

491
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:10,400
Speaker 1: her belly, I knew it. I was like, oh my god,

492
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:13,320
Speaker 1: I'm such an idiot, right now, that's what How did it? Yeah?

493
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:15,920
Speaker 1: I thought I was ate a maternity store, right and

494
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:18,239
Speaker 1: that the woman was shopping and I and she had

495
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:20,040
Speaker 1: the little bulge and I go, oh, when are you due?

496
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:22,400
Speaker 1: And she says, oh, I just had the baby. Oh

497
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:24,359
Speaker 1: my god. That's okay. But that's easy to explain if

498
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:29,960
Speaker 1: you but if you've been nowhere near pregnant, right, Froggy,

499
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:32,119
Speaker 1: do you have one? I don't know. I'm the same

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Speaker 1: way with the cookies I told you over the weekend.

501
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:36,240
Speaker 1: My son, there was one cookie left in the pack.

502
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:39,760
Speaker 1: I wanted that last Tate cookie and he ate it

503
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:41,080
Speaker 1: and he said, oh, there was only one left. I

504
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:42,520
Speaker 1: ate and threw it away. No, you don't eat the

505
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:46,160
Speaker 1: last cookie, it's mine. Oh. Can we talk about etiquette

506
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:47,840
Speaker 1: on a plane when you're getting off of a plane,

507
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,560
Speaker 1: because I think that this should be something ingrained in everyone.

508
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:53,080
Speaker 1: There's an order the way you're getting off the plane.

509
00:24:53,119 --> 00:24:55,200
Speaker 1: Just let every seat go as it is. Don't be

510
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:56,720
Speaker 1: the person in the back of the plane who tries

511
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:58,439
Speaker 1: to run up to the front with all your suit cases.

512
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:01,440
Speaker 1: That's so rude. I don't understand why. If everyone just

513
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:03,120
Speaker 1: let the people in front of them go, it would

514
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:05,640
Speaker 1: go quickly. So I have more on my list. Don't

515
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:10,960
Speaker 1: start drama at a funeral show with your mouth closed

516
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:14,920
Speaker 1: and scary. Yeah, don't play loud music in public. Oh,

517
00:25:15,119 --> 00:25:17,879
Speaker 1: don't eat my leftovers in the refrigerator without asking me.

518
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:20,479
Speaker 1: If you're borrowing something for the third time, buy one

519
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:23,400
Speaker 1: of your own. Oh that's like that one. Yeah, there's

520
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:27,560
Speaker 1: one for Nate. You borrowed the car three times. Oh,

521
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:29,879
Speaker 1: here's one for Gandhi. If someone shows you a photo

522
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:31,840
Speaker 1: on their phone, don't swipe left or right. Just look

523
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:34,640
Speaker 1: at that phone, look at that picture. Don't look left

524
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:37,840
Speaker 1: or right. I'm a monster. Oh. Another one. If you're

525
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:39,760
Speaker 1: waiting for the elevator the door opens, you let the

526
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:44,000
Speaker 1: people off before you get on. Yes, yes, right with me.

527
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:47,199
Speaker 1: And don't stand right by the elevator when the doors

528
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,640
Speaker 1: open so that the people trip over you when they're come. Exactly,

529
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 1: don't leave your shopping cart in the middle of the

530
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:53,240
Speaker 1: aisle when you're bending down to get that can of

531
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:54,480
Speaker 1: pork and beans or whatever it is. You know what

532
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:57,600
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Oh yeah, move over to the side. Uh.

533
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Speaker 1: Line twenty one is Jarlene. I'm leave Lyne. Yeah, Jarlyne.

534
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:05,159
Speaker 1: How are you? I agree with you on this one wholeheartedly.

535
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:08,800
Speaker 1: Go right ahead. Oh when people are driving in the

536
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:11,960
Speaker 1: fath lane and you see me and everyone else passing you,

537
00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:16,520
Speaker 1: but you still stay in the fath leane over. That's

538
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:19,520
Speaker 1: why it's a fath lane, don't be it's a passing lane.

539
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 1: Keep that in mind. You can only use that lane

540
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:25,440
Speaker 1: to pass people. All right. I'm with you, Jeran, Thank

541
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:26,960
Speaker 1: you so much. Have a great day. Stay in the

542
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:32,280
Speaker 1: right lane unless you're passing. Brody had one about Netflix, Brodie,

543
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:35,920
Speaker 1: he's not here. Oh, okay, where is he? He's he's

544
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,600
Speaker 1: texting me. No, he's Cabby from the car because he's

545
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:42,240
Speaker 1: on the way in. And one don't text and drive,

546
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:47,840
Speaker 1: Devin online. Four, let's go over there. Hello, Hello, Devin,

547
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:51,560
Speaker 1: what's going on? Who? Hello? Hello? The line is um.

548
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,680
Speaker 1: When you open the door for somebody and they don't

549
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:57,879
Speaker 1: say thank you, that is my biggest pat peeve. I

550
00:26:57,960 --> 00:26:59,640
Speaker 1: can never stay in it. When I opened the door

551
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:02,000
Speaker 1: and I just you know, it's just a common gesture

552
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,800
Speaker 1: and they just walk that by. Do you ever say

553
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 1: you're welcome? Oh? Yeah, every time you say something snarky,

554
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,520
Speaker 1: you say you're welcome, and then you just keep going

555
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:13,000
Speaker 1: and they keep going. It's like they don't even a knowledge,

556
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:15,160
Speaker 1: or they just look back and then they keep going.

557
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:21,840
Speaker 1: I agree, say thank you. Don't be a dick. Yes, exactly,

558
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:23,840
Speaker 1: thank you, Devin. Have a great day. I love this

559
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:26,000
Speaker 1: text from the South Southern Etiquette one on one. Even

560
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 1: if your house is spotless, always apologize for the mess.

561
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,560
Speaker 1: I love that one. That is so genteel. All right,

562
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:34,960
Speaker 1: let's get into the Danielle Report. Danielle, all right, wait,

563
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:39,119
Speaker 1: one more froggy kids and appliances. If you use the microwave,

564
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 1: clear the time left on the machine. If you cannot

565
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 1: wait till it's done, no, why why why can't it

566
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 1: say two seconds? No, because there's the clock that goes there.

567
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:48,359
Speaker 1: I need to see that clock. And if you use

568
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 1: the curing machine, take the cup out. Don't leave the

569
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 1: empty cup in there. I always when I'm walking by

570
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,560
Speaker 1: my curing I always open it up. And if there's

571
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 1: an old kake cup in there, I lose it. Yes,

572
00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:00,480
Speaker 1: those are life rules that you must follow in the kitchen.

573
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:03,440
Speaker 1: Throw it away, all right, thank you, Froggie. All right, Danielle,

574
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:06,119
Speaker 1: what do you have going on? Okay? So on Thursday,

575
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:09,880
Speaker 1: Chrissy Teagan posted two Instagram videos of her adorable little

576
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 1: two year old daughter Luna seeing her new bed for

577
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:14,240
Speaker 1: the first time. Look, when you're a little kid and

578
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 1: you get a big girl or a big boy bed,

579
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 1: it's a big deal. Well, one of her followers was

580
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:22,359
Speaker 1: not happy about this and said, bikini picks only you

581
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:25,800
Speaker 1: were a model. Nobody cares about the kids. Wow. Now

582
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:28,600
Speaker 1: you know, Chrissie, she's so funny and she's you know,

583
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:31,640
Speaker 1: very snarky. So what she said back was, well, now,

584
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:33,440
Speaker 1: that I've had kids. You don't want to see me

585
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:36,119
Speaker 1: in a bikini. So it's quite the dilemma. That's what

586
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 1: she wrote back to the person. To be fair to her,

587
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:40,680
Speaker 1: If she posted a bunch of bikini picks, people will

588
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:43,720
Speaker 1: be like, you're a mother now exactly exactly exactly keep

589
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:45,800
Speaker 1: him in or you look too fat her Yeah, blah,

590
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:50,000
Speaker 1: it's so ridiculous. You can never win. It's absolutely ridiculous. Blah,

591
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:55,480
Speaker 1: right exactly. So on Friday, Demi Lavado would have celebrated

592
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 1: seven years sober if she hadn't relapsed, and she took

593
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:01,240
Speaker 1: to Instagram, she took all kinds of social and she

594
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:04,960
Speaker 1: was still celebrating, saying that she's staying positive and that

595
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 1: she's doing very very well. So we're really happy for

596
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 1: her right now. Paris, Paris, Jackson was hospitalized briefly Saturday morning.

597
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 1: TMZ claims she tries to commit suicide, but a source

598
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,600
Speaker 1: close to Paris is saying, no, she had an accident.

599
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 1: That's not what it's about. But they're saying that she's

600
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:21,640
Speaker 1: having a lot of, you know, a hard time right

601
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:25,440
Speaker 1: now dealing with everything coming about out about her dad. Michael. Yeah,

602
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,520
Speaker 1: I mean, we've talked about how upsetting that was. I

603
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:29,520
Speaker 1: know it cannot be easy for her. Oh my gosh,

604
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:33,920
Speaker 1: Captain Marvel is still on fire. It's second week in theaters.

605
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:36,360
Speaker 1: It won the box office again sixty nine point three

606
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 1: million dollars, So congratulations there. Disney has rehired James Gunn

607
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 1: to direct Guardians of the Galaxy volume three. Now, if

608
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 1: you remember, he was fired back in July after some

609
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 1: old tweet surface where he joked about stuff like rape

610
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:51,880
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. And I guess I don't know

611
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:54,840
Speaker 1: he's got his job back. So, uh, did you see

612
00:29:54,920 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 1: Mama June over the weekend? Yeah, so she and her

613
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 1: boyfriend hooked up. The sack police originally got called because

614
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:08,760
Speaker 1: they were having a fight. She's cooking crack because kitchen

615
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:11,520
Speaker 1: ye clean, Like you said. She got busted in an

616
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:15,239
Speaker 1: Alabama gas station. She got crack and drug paraphernalia. Now,

617
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,960
Speaker 1: if you get a chance, you have to hear the

618
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:21,280
Speaker 1: conversation between her and the toe truck driver because the

619
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:24,080
Speaker 1: toe truck driver obviously was recording it. Yeah, it's interesting,

620
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:26,160
Speaker 1: So check that out when you get a chance. Felicity

621
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:29,040
Speaker 1: Hufman and Laurie Lackman are both officially off of social media,

622
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 1: and Felicity even deleted her parenting website after all of

623
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:34,480
Speaker 1: this colleging stuff. I mean, honestly, would you want to

624
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 1: take parenting advice from Felicity Huffman at this point, I

625
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:42,360
Speaker 1: don't think so. Tonight on television, you actually no way?

626
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:44,720
Speaker 1: Hold on, maybe I would know you blame. I mean, look,

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Speaker 1: look how far she went. She broke the law because

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Speaker 1: she loved her kids. She loved them. Okay, what to do?

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Speaker 1: What not to do? American Idol Tonight auditions continue, You've

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Speaker 1: got the voice, You've got the second season finale Black

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Speaker 1: Lightning very exciting over on Fox and nine. One one

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Speaker 1: is bad. People can't wait to see that the series premiere.

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00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:05,920
Speaker 1: A Fix that's on tonight as well. And Arrow and

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Speaker 1: we all love our Arrow. Thank you, Danielle. Let's go

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Speaker 1: to line six. I have a couple more of these.

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Speaker 1: Who who's this? Hello? Elizabeth? Hellozabeth? Elizabeth? How are you

637
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 1: sorry about that? High Elizabeth? How are you? We're doing well? Okay?

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Speaker 1: The unwritten rules, so biggest pet peeve. If you're going

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00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 1: to somebody's house for gathering or a party, you need

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00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:32,240
Speaker 1: to bring something. Yeah, never never enter someone else's home

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00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:35,480
Speaker 1: empty handed? Right? Why do people do that? Y? I

642
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:39,600
Speaker 1: do it all the time by accident. I mean, it's

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Speaker 1: totally accident. So what if there's a situation like you

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Speaker 1: and I spent some time together this weekend at your house,

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Speaker 1: but we were traveling together, so I didn't have a

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Speaker 1: chance to grab something and bring it over. Rude. See,

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Speaker 1: I have enough stuff. But you know what I do, Elizabeth.

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Speaker 1: What I'll do if I'm having dinner at your house tonight,

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00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 1: I'll send flowers that afternoon. Oh that's good, doesn't do

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00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:00,560
Speaker 1: I still have to bring something if I flowers ahead

651
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:04,240
Speaker 1: of time? No, I don't think so, okay, good, I'll

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00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 1: welcome to go Elizabeth, and we'll double kiss like your

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Speaker 1: European style. I'll go, Hey, I came empty handed because

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00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 1: I sent you flowers, right, think you say it. I'm

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00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 1: gonna do that. I want everyone to know I came

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Speaker 1: empty handed because I sent Elizabeth flowers. Okay, you can

657
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 1: always grab a bottle of wine and bring it. I

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Speaker 1: sent her flowers. She's got flowers. I'm off the hook. Thanks, Elizabeth.

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Speaker 1: To have a great thing, all right. And finally we

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00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:31,560
Speaker 1: talked to Joe. Hi, Joe, all right, Hey, So yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're unwritten rule. What is it? My own written rule

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00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:37,160
Speaker 1: is I cannot stand if you get in my car.

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00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:40,520
Speaker 1: Do not touch my radio. Yeah, don't do anything. Don't

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Speaker 1: hunt my horns, don't mess with my ACA, don't mess

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Speaker 1: with anything. I am the pilot of my of my

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Speaker 1: my plane. Don't move my seat forward. Back my seats

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Speaker 1: where it's supposed to be. Come on, come on, what

668
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:54,920
Speaker 1: do you mean exactly like you get in my car.

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Speaker 1: If you get in my car, my seat is where

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00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:01,680
Speaker 1: it's supposed to be, where my butt likes it, where

671
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 1: my feet reach the pedals, where my back is comfortable.

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Speaker 1: You get in there, start messing around. I can never

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00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 1: get that back. Daniel. I can't drive your car if

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Speaker 1: I keep it in the same seat position because you're

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Speaker 1: shorter than I don't care. You make it work. Oh god,

676
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Speaker 1: I have to wear stilts. That's fine, all right, Okay,

677
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:25,000
Speaker 1: thank you, Joe. I've got to put the seatback my car,

678
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 1: not yours. I think what she's trying to say is

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Speaker 1: don't borrow her car. Thank you, Thank you, Gandhi, you're

680
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 1: all all right. So again, if I'm driving, but I

681
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Speaker 1: think what you're saying, if you're drive, if I'm driving

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Speaker 1: my car. I'm the pilot of my aircraft. Yes, don't

683
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Speaker 1: reach over and start jacking around with my stuff. You

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Speaker 1: stay on your side. If you want to open the

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00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,080
Speaker 1: glove compartment, fine, it's all yours. Yeah. What about if

686
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Speaker 1: there's like an air issue, just someone allowed to turn

687
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:48,320
Speaker 1: the air on, or just they just subtly crack the

688
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 1: window and let you know I'm hot? Yeah, okay, that's okay.

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00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:55,040
Speaker 1: Wonder about okay, Jessica. Line thirteen. This could be the

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Speaker 1: last one. Hello, Jessica, how you doing? Hi? Go my name? Morning?

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00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,800
Speaker 1: Good morning? How are you? I'm good? How are you guys?

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00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:08,239
Speaker 1: We're doing well. We're compiling our list of unwritten rules? Yes, okay,

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00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:12,440
Speaker 1: go ahead? What is yours? I cannot stand people who

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00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:16,759
Speaker 1: touch pregnant bellies, at least without asking you ask? Are

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00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,800
Speaker 1: you afraid they may have some voodoo in them and

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00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:22,279
Speaker 1: they're they're transferring it to your baby? No? But you

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00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,279
Speaker 1: want to walk up to a stranger and touch their

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00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:27,759
Speaker 1: hair if you like it? Why would you walk up

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00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:30,960
Speaker 1: to some are you I would fool about? I am

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00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,799
Speaker 1: not that person. Yeah, people touch your hair? My hair

701
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 1: is curly, you know how, it's like giant and like

702
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:37,719
Speaker 1: a lion's main People just walk up and touch it

703
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:39,200
Speaker 1: all the time, like a palm, a handful of it.

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00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love this. I'm like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: you tell them you're not there, pet. No, I just

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Speaker 1: turned I am not your pet. Do not touch me. Wait,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be really creepy and go, oh my god,

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00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:55,880
Speaker 1: your knee caps are those exactly? You're not going to

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00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 1: touch somebody someone a woman's pregnant. At least for me,

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Speaker 1: I felt like I was at my most vulnerable being pregnant,

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00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:06,480
Speaker 1: right um, you know, and so for a stranger to

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Speaker 1: come up and want to touch my belly, I was like,

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Speaker 1: you know, at the grocery store. And I get that

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00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:14,880
Speaker 1: people think that pregnant people are beautiful and it's sweet

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00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 1: and motherly. But don't that's been touched me. Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: going don't. All right, Jessica, thank you so much. I

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00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:25,440
Speaker 1: will remember that scary You're you're the biggest defender there.

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00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Jessica. Have a nice day. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Uh oh. I like this text unwritten rule. Don't lock

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00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,920
Speaker 1: the windows of a vehicle and then fart on your guests.

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00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 1: Does that? That's like maniacal. It really is. Now, can

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00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaker 1: we get into the old school man, When you're done

723
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 1: with the toilet seat, you gotta put it back down. Okay,

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00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 1: I have a reason why this works. My dad and

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00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:52,120
Speaker 1: I were having this argument the other day. Why is

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00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 1: that because seventy five percent of the time that a

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00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:57,399
Speaker 1: toilet is being used, the seat needs to be down.

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00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 1: So if you're a woman, you go number one, it's down.

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00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:01,800
Speaker 1: You number two, it's down. If you're a man, for

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00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 1: the most part, you go number one, it's up. You

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Speaker 1: go number two, it's down. So that's four scenarios. Three

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00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,799
Speaker 1: of those scenarios the toilet seat needs to be down,

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Speaker 1: So I'll put the toilet seat down. Oh okay, I

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Speaker 1: just think it's etiquette and you put the seat down.

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00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:15,400
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't want to go in there in

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00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:18,240
Speaker 1: in the middle of the night fall in it's not funny.

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00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 1: I want to I want to see video that. We

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Speaker 1: gotta take a break. We'll be back right after this.

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Speaker 1: The official Twitter account of the Morning Show at Elvie

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Speaker 1: Sturran Show and the official Twitter account of Elvis and

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00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 1: Elvie Sturrand follow us now elbe Sturran in the Morning

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Speaker 1: Show All right. So when it comes to dating, lots

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00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:39,160
Speaker 1: of people say love has gotten lost. But if you

744
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 1: still believe in love, match is the app for you.

745
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 1: The Matchup got rid of swiping, so people put more

746
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 1: thought into their choices. Just download the match up for

747
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:49,400
Speaker 1: free today and find somebody who believes in love just

748
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:54,319
Speaker 1: like you do. Elvis Sturan in the Morning Show. All right,

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00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:58,120
Speaker 1: so when's the last time when you were on Instagram,

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00:36:58,200 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 1: for instance, you check to see how many people are

751
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:03,879
Speaker 1: following you? Yesterday? You check it that much. I don't

752
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:05,279
Speaker 1: check to see how many are following but I was

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00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:09,399
Speaker 1: on Instagram yesterday. So Danielle, do you do you look

754
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:11,319
Speaker 1: or just leave it alone? Who cares? Every now and then?

755
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 1: I guess, but not really, okay, very often? Well this

756
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 1: is kind of interesting. Look because of what we do.

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00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:19,479
Speaker 1: We I guess we have more than an average number

758
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 1: of people following us because we're on the year, like,

759
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:25,440
Speaker 1: you know, begging in a cheap way. Please follow us, please?

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00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:28,960
Speaker 1: But okay, let's say that you're a school teacher and

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00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 1: you're and your boyfriend or girlfriend is uh, you know,

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00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 1: they're an accountant, and let's say you have like fifteen

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00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:41,239
Speaker 1: thousand followers because you've been doing something on Instagram that's

764
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:44,600
Speaker 1: getting attention and people are following you, and your boyfriend

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00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:50,000
Speaker 1: has like a hundred followers, which is probably above average.

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00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:52,040
Speaker 1: Even then, I don't know, I have no idea. Yeah,

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00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:54,440
Speaker 1: did your boyfriend get jealous? You know what I'm saying? Yes,

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00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 1: is there a jealousy thing? When you know you're a teacher,

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00:37:58,200 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 1: you're not a celebrity, whatever, Why are you getting on

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00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:03,200
Speaker 1: these followers? I mean, we have this in my house

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00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:05,239
Speaker 1: where I have more than my husband. He has a

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00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:07,399
Speaker 1: lot that I have more. But we make a joke

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00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 1: about it, like he'll he'll say, oh, I got this

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00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 1: many likes on what you call it? And I go,

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00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:13,239
Speaker 1: oh oh, let me let me post the same thing

776
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:15,400
Speaker 1: and go chick. And then I come back and I go,

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00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,279
Speaker 1: oh oh, look how many I got And he goes,

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00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:20,440
Speaker 1: You're such a bitch. But we laugh about it, like

779
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:23,120
Speaker 1: we don't hate on each other. We just think it's funny. Well, look,

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00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just make a guess here. If you have

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00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:31,120
Speaker 1: over fifteen thousand followers on Instagram, that's a lot. Yeah,

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00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:33,880
Speaker 1: and you're you're an Instagram celebrity. Yeah, they call you

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00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 1: a mini influencer. You're a mini influencer. Yeah, so if

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00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:39,360
Speaker 1: you're dating someone who doesn't really understand the dynamics of

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00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 1: dating a celebrity, a mini influencer, someone who has a

786
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:45,560
Speaker 1: lot of strangers reaching out for them, I can see

787
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 1: how that could be a little daunting for your partner.

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00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:49,360
Speaker 1: Do you, guys understand you're not a doubt? And I

789
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:51,600
Speaker 1: think that that's what makes dating really tricky now, because

790
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:53,880
Speaker 1: even if you don't have a crazy amount more just

791
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:57,359
Speaker 1: social media in general, women get reached out to way

792
00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:59,440
Speaker 1: more than guys do. People slide into the dms, they

793
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:01,239
Speaker 1: like things, they comment, all of that, and it makes

794
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:04,080
Speaker 1: people so insecure. How many times have we seen weird

795
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:08,279
Speaker 1: joint accounts of couples like Mike and Christie, Elvis and

796
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 1: Alex That's not going to happen, so we do. You know,

797
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 1: that's why a lot of celebrities break up, But not

798
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:16,399
Speaker 1: because of the Instagram. Because say two actors are dating

799
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:19,400
Speaker 1: and one gets a little more famous, the other one

800
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:22,080
Speaker 1: can't handle it and they break. But that does have

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00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:24,680
Speaker 1: That is exactly what I'm talking about more, Daniel, You're

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00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 1: on You're on target with it, because look, you know,

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00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:29,520
Speaker 1: if you're living in the world where you know, one

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00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:30,920
Speaker 1: if you use an accountant, what have you used a

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00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 1: car dealer or whatever. You know, you're out there doing

806
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:34,879
Speaker 1: your jobs, working your butts off at work. But one

807
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:38,719
Speaker 1: of you becomes somewhat of a celebrity. Then you're like, well,

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00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:40,839
Speaker 1: how do you deal with it? I wonder how many

809
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:44,200
Speaker 1: real life relationships that has broken up? That's what I'm wondering. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm just wondering. I think social media was partly to

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Speaker 1: blame for a lot of the reasons my last relationship

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00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:56,800
Speaker 1: once Hour. I mean, he didn't like a lot of

813
00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:58,560
Speaker 1: the stuff that I would post. He didn't. He thought

814
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:00,359
Speaker 1: I was just trying to get attention. And I would

815
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,000
Speaker 1: try to say to him like, hey, this is work

816
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:05,360
Speaker 1: stuff exactly. I know. But if you're an accountant and

817
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:08,600
Speaker 1: a fifteen thousand followers, you know you are trying to

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00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:11,319
Speaker 1: get attention. That's the whole Well, that's how you got

819
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 1: fifteen thousand followers. I mean, you're just the best accountant

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00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:17,879
Speaker 1: that there is. No it doesn't And when, by the way,

821
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Speaker 1: someone just said a text is a text saying just

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Speaker 1: a teacher cool Elvis. Okay, first of all, you're you're

823
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:27,320
Speaker 1: barking up the wrong tree. I'm if I said that.

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Speaker 1: I didn't mean it that way. No one supports teachers

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00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,120
Speaker 1: more than me, So hold on, I gotta block you.

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Speaker 1: It's the first block of the week. We should have

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Speaker 1: a tingle for this. You're right, the first block of

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Speaker 1: the week. Really, goodbye this. I'll flick you off my

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Speaker 1: hand like a flee Oh where where we Let's be

830
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:49,960
Speaker 1: happy again? Happy boom account. Looking at you, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't think is anyone following what I'm saying. I

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00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:54,480
Speaker 1: don't feel any of your listening to totally you. You

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00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:56,799
Speaker 1: have sat there and you are doing your your job

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Speaker 1: every day, but which doesn't involve a camera or a microphone.

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00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:01,839
Speaker 1: But you have become a celebrity because you're doing something.

836
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 1: You're an influencer, you're doing something, you're showing off your

837
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 1: style or whatever. For some reason, you have fifteen thousand followers.

838
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:09,920
Speaker 1: The person you're dating or married to is having trouble

839
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:11,880
Speaker 1: with it. I want to hear from you. Text me

840
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:14,319
Speaker 1: at fifty five one hundred. I'm wondering how it's working

841
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:17,400
Speaker 1: out for you. What do you think? Scary? What? I

842
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:19,600
Speaker 1: just wanted to say that you know my girlfriend is

843
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 1: awesome because she doesn't care that she knows. This is

844
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:24,319
Speaker 1: my industry, this is what I do. But there are

845
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:26,759
Speaker 1: people that have, like, for instance, somebody works downstairs on

846
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 1: the sales floor. She also has an account called the

847
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:32,880
Speaker 1: Sushi Graham and her boyfriend you know that has a

848
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:35,480
Speaker 1: few thousand followers, you know, and then he doesn't, you know,

849
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:39,040
Speaker 1: he doesn't and he's okay with it too. Just okay,

850
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:41,320
Speaker 1: you know, you have to be okay with it, Katie

851
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:44,400
Speaker 1: or line twenty four, Hey Katie, how are you? How

852
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:47,360
Speaker 1: are you? I'm good? How are you doing well? And

853
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 1: you have fifty one thousand followers? That's a ton of followers.

854
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:55,040
Speaker 1: Do you want to tell us how you got that many? Um? Yeah, sure.

855
00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 1: My daughter, when she was about two years old, she

856
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 1: got in a cardboard box and started singing Row Row

857
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:04,800
Speaker 1: Row your boat with our English bulldog. Right the video

858
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 1: The video went viral and you were hot. We were

859
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:14,280
Speaker 1: on the Harry Connick Junior TV show. I'm also another

860
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 1: TV show over in the UK, and my husband didn't

861
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:20,680
Speaker 1: want to participate in either. He doesn't have Instagram and

862
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:23,759
Speaker 1: he's totally sign with it. Okay, so he's cool with it,

863
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:27,759
Speaker 1: But uh, can you see how if you're interacting with

864
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:29,759
Speaker 1: some of these followers. Fifty one thousand, that's a lot.

865
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:33,560
Speaker 1: That's a lot of possible interactivity. Could you see how

866
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:36,320
Speaker 1: a partner or a husband could get a little bothered

867
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:39,440
Speaker 1: by like, we'll wait a minute, who are these strangers? Oh? Absolutely,

868
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:43,399
Speaker 1: it's got to be weird. Yeah, because you have even

869
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:46,239
Speaker 1: approached us out in public and they're like, oh, I

870
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 1: know your daughter, and yeah, yeah, that's weird. I don't know.

871
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:53,240
Speaker 1: It's like, how do you know my daughter? Because Katie,

872
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:56,440
Speaker 1: with fifty one thousand followers, you are a celebrity, you

873
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:59,040
Speaker 1: are someone of note. People know who you are, a

874
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:05,080
Speaker 1: lot of people do, and so neither of mine. What

875
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:08,799
Speaker 1: an egotistical jerk that guy? Look, you know, I will

876
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:10,759
Speaker 1: tell you this if you want to talk about I will.

877
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 1: I've date I've dated several people before who they can't

878
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:17,239
Speaker 1: handle it. Like if I'm walking on the street and

879
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 1: someone runs up and says, oh my god, I love

880
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:21,280
Speaker 1: your show. Tell Danielle I love her laugh, I'm like, Okay,

881
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:23,759
Speaker 1: to me, that's wow, that's positive, that's great, And we

882
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:25,799
Speaker 1: walk away and we go about our business and I'll

883
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:28,440
Speaker 1: get a look like, really, do you have to like

884
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:31,160
Speaker 1: cause all this attention, I'm like, well, Yount do it

885
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 1: on purpose, I know, but I'd love to be able

886
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:35,960
Speaker 1: to say I'm famous because we put my dog in

887
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:40,360
Speaker 1: my box and saying rororo your bro Katie did this

888
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:42,440
Speaker 1: happened to us the other day. We were in um

889
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:46,080
Speaker 1: David Busters and three different people came up to me

890
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 1: to say hi and whatever. And I was with my

891
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:50,560
Speaker 1: youngest son, who's nine, and all he wants to do

892
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:53,480
Speaker 1: is play video games. So as each person's approaching, I'm

893
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:55,920
Speaker 1: stopping to say hi and take pictures whatever. And he's

894
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:58,719
Speaker 1: given me to look like, ma, really, could I just

895
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:02,880
Speaker 1: go play the Mario video game? That's part of mommy's job.

896
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:08,719
Speaker 1: Thank you, Katie. Have a good day. What's your dog's name? Harvey? Yeah?

897
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:14,799
Speaker 1: Tell Harvey said, all right, have a good day. Faded away.

898
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:19,240
Speaker 1: We just got a text. This is social media ruins relationships. Actually,

899
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 1: I think it's people's behavior. Yes, it's what ruins relations

900
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 1: Tell me, Lartie. And if you tell me Facebook ruins

901
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:27,960
Speaker 1: your relationship, well, what are you doing on Facebook? That's

902
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:29,799
Speaker 1: the question, you know what I mean? Like, what's going

903
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:33,799
Speaker 1: on on Facebook? Facebook? Sheer existence didn't ruin your relationship?

904
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:37,239
Speaker 1: What you're doing on there. I will say though, I

905
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:39,919
Speaker 1: think social media makes dating. Like new to the dating

906
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,879
Speaker 1: scene and trying to find somebody, I think it makes

907
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:44,960
Speaker 1: that a lot harder because people are so quick to

908
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:46,440
Speaker 1: find one thing that they don't like about you and

909
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:48,040
Speaker 1: then move on because there are a million other people

910
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:50,239
Speaker 1: out there. So I think it makes dating a little

911
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:52,440
Speaker 1: bit harder. But if it's ruining your relationship, you're probably

912
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 1: doing something wrong. Oh how about you know this is

913
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 1: another topic we should get into. What made you so

914
00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 1: famous on on Instagram? That that other call was great?

915
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:03,880
Speaker 1: Go talk to Peyton online twenty three? Hey Peyton, how

916
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:07,000
Speaker 1: are you doing? I'm good? How are you doing well?

917
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:10,719
Speaker 1: And you know, considering it's a Monday. Your boyfriend has

918
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:12,960
Speaker 1: a lot of followers because he's a musician, right, He

919
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 1: plays guitar and stuff and people love his stuff. Yeah.

920
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 1: He he posts videos on Facebook and gets a lot

921
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:24,120
Speaker 1: of attention and comments. But it never bothers me one bit. Okay, good,

922
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:27,200
Speaker 1: So you've never seen any any people slide into his

923
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:31,520
Speaker 1: DM or anything weird like that, not that I know of.

924
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:34,120
Speaker 1: But we have a pretty good relationship and I trust

925
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:36,279
Speaker 1: him one hundred percent, so I never worried about that.

926
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:39,880
Speaker 1: God bless you. What's that like? Trusting? Trusting someone in

927
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:42,840
Speaker 1: a relationships so healthy? It took a long time to

928
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:46,880
Speaker 1: find him? Yeah, all right, well good so so And

929
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 1: when you say he has a lot of followers, do

930
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:53,000
Speaker 1: you know how many he has? Um? I don't know exactly. Um.

931
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:54,920
Speaker 1: We live in a small town in West Virginia, So

932
00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 1: I guess a lot to me, probably isn't a lot

933
00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:00,879
Speaker 1: to other people. No, I get And that's a lot though,

934
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:03,200
Speaker 1: A couple of thousand followers. I mean if I if

935
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:06,720
Speaker 1: I met you and I went on to your Instagram, Peyton,

936
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:09,480
Speaker 1: and you had like fifteen hundred followers, I would look

937
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:10,640
Speaker 1: you in the eye and say, why do you have

938
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:15,640
Speaker 1: so many people following you? What's going on here? There's

939
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:17,719
Speaker 1: something going fifteen hundred? That's a lot, you know, I

940
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 1: don't know. All right, Peyton, thanks for listening. Go, I

941
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:21,800
Speaker 1: have a good day. Go, I have a good Monday.

942
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:24,640
Speaker 1: Thank you you too. So what is a lot? What

943
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:28,319
Speaker 1: is a lot of followers? I don't know. Over thousand, Yeah,

944
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:31,440
Speaker 1: that's a lot of people. Think about the number. Marissa.

945
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:35,560
Speaker 1: Let's see how she's handling this online. Nine. Um, hello, Marissa,

946
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:38,759
Speaker 1: how are you. I'm doing well? How are you? By

947
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:40,759
Speaker 1: the way, I have this habit of asking everyone how

948
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 1: they're doing. Right, it's either a crutch or it's me

949
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:47,839
Speaker 1: actually genuinely caring. I think it's a crutch. Okay, oh

950
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:53,720
Speaker 1: my god, I do care. Gandhi you a heartless wench.

951
00:46:54,600 --> 00:47:00,439
Speaker 1: You're a crabby head. All right, Marissa, go right ahead.

952
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:02,759
Speaker 1: What's your thought here? Then we'll move on. Okay, So

953
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:06,840
Speaker 1: my thoughts are my X. So he's a personal trainer,

954
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:11,080
Speaker 1: and he would be on Instagram all the time trying

955
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:14,600
Speaker 1: to be girls to like his stuff that he's post safe,

956
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,600
Speaker 1: so he's kind of trying to promote himself but also

957
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:20,560
Speaker 1: just liking bikini pictures and all this other stuff. So

958
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:23,320
Speaker 1: I would be sitting there like, okay, what is going on? Really?

959
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:27,000
Speaker 1: Is this? Like? Can I trust you? Or you know?

960
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:31,600
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Exactly right? So this is something

961
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 1: it's just taking some time to adjust to, right exactly.

962
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:38,840
Speaker 1: I mean the relationship didn't end up working out because

963
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:42,360
Speaker 1: he would be like sliding into everyone's dms like, Okay,

964
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:45,960
Speaker 1: this is clearly someone that I cannot trust. Well, I

965
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:48,920
Speaker 1: will tell you this now that the relationship is done. Okay,

966
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 1: I get it, because it's like when Scary first started

967
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:54,600
Speaker 1: in radio, keep your mind, Scary, no one thought of

968
00:47:54,719 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 1: him and you know, sexually at all. And ye you

969
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:04,480
Speaker 1: were here, Danielle I. Scary started using his popularity on

970
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 1: the radio to start picking up girls and stuff. And

971
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:07,959
Speaker 1: so I can see how you can get a little,

972
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:10,080
Speaker 1: a little power hungry when you have a lot of

973
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:12,640
Speaker 1: people on your on your Instagram and stuff. So maybe

974
00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 1: your your boyfriend was he was using it a little

975
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:19,800
Speaker 1: bit because wow, yeah, your boyfriend was like the Scary

976
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:25,400
Speaker 1: Scary started getting the hotties. It's an egostrap, right, but

977
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:28,239
Speaker 1: sometimes you do build your brand, and you know, either

978
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:33,080
Speaker 1: you're building a brand or you're not your brand. I

979
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:35,920
Speaker 1: don't know these days, but you know, but why okay,

980
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:39,680
Speaker 1: thank you? All right? So uh so, Peyton, are you

981
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:43,080
Speaker 1: saying it's easier to date someone who has like just

982
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 1: you know, forty five followers they're friends and that's good

983
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:49,640
Speaker 1: or you know what I'm saying? Yeah, definitely, Like so

984
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:51,759
Speaker 1: I think that, you know, you got to see who

985
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:55,200
Speaker 1: your person is. But by the way, I meant to

986
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:57,400
Speaker 1: call you Marissa, I called you Peyton. Yeah, no, no,

987
00:48:57,520 --> 00:49:01,120
Speaker 1: it's totally okay, totally Okay, well listen, you got out

988
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:03,520
Speaker 1: to school counselors. I know you just had a little thing.

989
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:10,480
Speaker 1: But wait, wait, wait, wait you're a school counselor. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

990
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:12,960
Speaker 1: you guys have a lot. Thanks for the work, all right,

991
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:17,399
Speaker 1: have a good love you too. All right, let's get

992
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:19,840
Speaker 1: three things thank you, the three things you need to

993
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:21,799
Speaker 1: know right now from Gandhi. What's up Gandhi? All right?

994
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:23,720
Speaker 1: We all know there was an awful terrorist attack getting

995
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 1: two mosques in the christ Church, New Zealand area, and

996
00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:28,719
Speaker 1: now the Prime Minister says that her country's gun laws

997
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:32,200
Speaker 1: are going to change this week. They've all voted and

998
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:35,080
Speaker 1: they said they've made an in principled decision about these changes.

999
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:38,640
Speaker 1: We'll find out soon. Also developing right now, there's a

1000
00:49:38,719 --> 00:49:41,640
Speaker 1: mass shooting happening in the Netherlands on a tramp So

1001
00:49:41,719 --> 00:49:43,480
Speaker 1: as soon as we get more details about that, I

1002
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:46,440
Speaker 1: will give them to you. March madness is upon us

1003
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 1: right now, and we know that that means productivity at

1004
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:51,040
Speaker 1: work going down. I'm sure there's some brackets happening in

1005
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 1: our office right now. There's some brackets happening, I think,

1006
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:57,080
Speaker 1: so if you care, if you don't know anything about it,

1007
00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 1: Duke Virginia, North Carolina Gonzaga are the number one seeds

1008
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:03,240
Speaker 1: for the tournament. And finally, April the Giraffe. We remember

1009
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:05,000
Speaker 1: her from a couple of years ago. If they live

1010
00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 1: streamed her pregnant having a baby, she just had another baby.

1011
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:13,880
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, are you shut slut shaming that giraffe's that

1012
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 1: is pregnant. Yeah, but this time the live streamed we cared,

1013
00:50:17,719 --> 00:50:20,600
Speaker 1: so she did have a boy. And congratulations April, if

1014
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:23,920
Speaker 1: you're listening, those are your three things. All right, thank you, Garnie.

1015
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:25,160
Speaker 1: All right, we got a phone tap? Who does the

1016
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:28,200
Speaker 1: phone tap? Today's scary? Danielle's coming up right after this,

1017
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:32,280
Speaker 1: Nelvis Elvis Duran, God, what is it with these people?

1018
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:36,560
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Getting up early is tough,

1019
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:39,320
Speaker 1: but sometimes falling asleep at a decent time is actually tougher.

1020
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:41,759
Speaker 1: If you struggle to fall asleep, try what I use

1021
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:45,680
Speaker 1: the new Zequel pure Z's melatonin gummies. It's the drug

1022
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Speaker 1: free way to fall asleep naturally without feeling groggy in

1023
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:53,560
Speaker 1: the morning Elvis, Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tap.

1024
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:55,479
Speaker 1: All right, let's get into it. Your phone tab. Who's

1025
00:50:55,480 --> 00:51:00,600
Speaker 1: doing it today me. Oh, Danielle is miss go on? No,

1026
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:03,239
Speaker 1: it is not. Okay, I'm so sorry to disappoint you.

1027
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:07,439
Speaker 1: It's just the usual, Daniel. Yeah, all right, let's see

1028
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:09,160
Speaker 1: what you got. All right. So Bonnie and Scott they

1029
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:11,360
Speaker 1: have a twelve year old a son. His name is Tyler.

1030
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:14,920
Speaker 1: Tyler and dad are super close, and Bonnie is always saying, Scott,

1031
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:18,480
Speaker 1: you're so immature. Gotta be a little bit more mature.

1032
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:21,560
Speaker 1: So we're calling to be funny. We're calling her to

1033
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:24,400
Speaker 1: mess with her as a rep from the Sun's school.

1034
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:29,279
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Daniel's phone tup. Listen it. Hello, yeah, hi,

1035
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:32,880
Speaker 1: this is missus boy from her. If you don't know, huh, hi,

1036
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:35,840
Speaker 1: I think I'm going to be sending Tyler home early today.

1037
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:39,759
Speaker 1: What happens? He's wearing a shirt that is definitely inappropriate

1038
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:42,759
Speaker 1: for school? What do you mean? He's wearing a T

1039
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 1: shirt that says Free Face Rides. Okay, what does that mean? Seriously,

1040
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:51,600
Speaker 1: you don't know what that means? No, I don't know

1041
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 1: what that means. They're like a band a band. No,

1042
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:57,800
Speaker 1: there's no band that I know called Free Face Rides.

1043
00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:01,919
Speaker 1: I don't get it. I don't know going for a ride.

1044
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:07,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, I don't know why anybody would

1045
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:09,160
Speaker 1: send their kid to school wearing a shirt that says this.

1046
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:13,080
Speaker 1: I mean I didn't send He dresses himself. He's he's twelve.

1047
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:15,439
Speaker 1: That means I didn't dress him in that shirt today.

1048
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:17,080
Speaker 1: I had no idea what it means. Is there like

1049
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:18,719
Speaker 1: another T shirt that you can just like let him

1050
00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:19,880
Speaker 1: borrow for the rest of the day and let it

1051
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:21,400
Speaker 1: make him cause he has to go home and know

1052
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:23,359
Speaker 1: that he's made a mistake. I mean, I'm not even

1053
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:24,880
Speaker 1: gonna let him come back for the rest of the day.

1054
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:26,920
Speaker 1: He's got to come back tomorrow. He probably doesn't even

1055
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:30,280
Speaker 1: know what it means. I mean, come on, he's twelve

1056
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:33,200
Speaker 1: years old. He knows what it means. He's not stupid.

1057
00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:36,279
Speaker 1: I'm sending him home. Okay, all right, Please do not

1058
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:37,880
Speaker 1: let him wear shirts like that again. And if I

1059
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:39,560
Speaker 1: was you, I would throw it in the garbage. Oh,

1060
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:41,520
Speaker 1: clearly I won't, because then you'll just send him home

1061
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:43,800
Speaker 1: from school and to know him an education. Okay, Really,

1062
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:46,480
Speaker 1: you should pay more attention to what goes on in

1063
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:49,359
Speaker 1: your house because maybe there's other things. You're really over

1064
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:51,600
Speaker 1: stepping a line right now. I know you're you're stepping

1065
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 1: a little overstepping a line. You know what, you need

1066
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:55,120
Speaker 1: to hang out because it sounds like I'm gonna need

1067
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:57,200
Speaker 1: to call and talk to the principles. So don't you worry.

1068
00:52:57,280 --> 00:53:00,680
Speaker 1: I'm going to hang up goodbye. Sounds like she needs

1069
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:04,680
Speaker 1: a free face ride. Excuse me, I'm so sorry. What

1070
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:06,480
Speaker 1: did you just say? Okay, so I'll take care of

1071
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:08,480
Speaker 1: Tyler and send him home and just send him back

1072
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:10,879
Speaker 1: in two days. No, no, no, what did you just say?

1073
00:53:11,239 --> 00:53:13,640
Speaker 1: I said, send Tyler? I'm sending Tyler home? And no, no, no,

1074
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:15,200
Speaker 1: not to me. Just now, what did you say it

1075
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:17,040
Speaker 1: to someone you thought I didn't hear it? Will you

1076
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:19,240
Speaker 1: please say that? I hope you have a great louder.

1077
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:26,120
Speaker 1: I hope you have a good day. Thank you. Hello, Hey, Scott,

1078
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:28,480
Speaker 1: you need to come meet me at Tyler school right now?

1079
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:31,560
Speaker 1: What's wrong? I just had a call from his stupid

1080
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:34,560
Speaker 1: teacher and she's sending him home because of a shirt

1081
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:36,400
Speaker 1: that he's wearing. But it is apparently inappropriate that I

1082
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:39,160
Speaker 1: had no idea he even owned. Wait wait, wait, what

1083
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:44,239
Speaker 1: what was the shirt? It said? Free space ride? Oh yeah,

1084
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:47,319
Speaker 1: I got him at you got him that shirt? Yeah,

1085
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:50,239
Speaker 1: it's funny. Did you know what it meant? Yeah? I

1086
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:53,359
Speaker 1: knew it meant the twelve year olds? Don't that's God?

1087
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:58,440
Speaker 1: Follow with you? See him leave with that today? I

1088
00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:01,719
Speaker 1: can't leave a shirt sut like that? What is wrong

1089
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:06,120
Speaker 1: with you? What are you gonna go up? And it's

1090
00:54:06,239 --> 00:54:10,160
Speaker 1: not fun me? Do you really think it's record that

1091
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:13,239
Speaker 1: he worried three face red shirts to school? I don't

1092
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:15,680
Speaker 1: know what the gonna go on his record? The time

1093
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:18,239
Speaker 1: is fulment record. It's gonna be hilarious. Get your ass

1094
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:20,400
Speaker 1: in your car and meet me at the school. You

1095
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:22,880
Speaker 1: really need to pull down. Don't tell me what to do.

1096
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:25,960
Speaker 1: Meet me at the school. Got it? Can need to

1097
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,320
Speaker 1: put me up? No, I can't pick you up. It

1098
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:30,719
Speaker 1: had a couple of beers and that good? That what?

1099
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:34,000
Speaker 1: It's not even noon yet? What is wrong with you? Why?

1100
00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:40,759
Speaker 1: This is Daniel Manaro from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show,

1101
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:45,760
Speaker 1: and Scott just fumed, Oh my god, I'm sorry, baby,

1102
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Speaker 1: I'm not what I am. Don't worry. If you're not now,

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Speaker 1: you will be soon. Wow. I love that she was

1104
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Speaker 1: not having it. You know what's Sometimes you guys do

1105
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Speaker 1: these phone taps and sometimes they like it. Sometimes they don't.

1106
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:06,080
Speaker 1: I don't think she did. No, I don't think. All right, Well,

1107
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:09,080
Speaker 1: if you have an idea for a phone tap, maybe

1108
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:11,160
Speaker 1: they'll like it, maybe they won't, but we'll do it anyway.

1109
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:13,160
Speaker 1: Go to Elvis Durand dot com and click the phone

1110
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Speaker 1: tap link. Phone taps every morning at this time. This

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Speaker 1: phone tap is prerecorded with permission granted by all participates

1112
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:26,240
Speaker 1: in the morning show. All right, let's talk about LifeLock

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1147
00:57:10,239 --> 00:57:14,680
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran in the Morning show. All right, So you

1148
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:16,439
Speaker 1: find someone you want to date and they're really cool

1149
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:19,760
Speaker 1: and everything. You date him, didn't you start finding out

1150
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:21,640
Speaker 1: more about their family? Didn't you realize you have a

1151
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:25,600
Speaker 1: connection to them and you daren't bring it up? Tell

1152
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:28,760
Speaker 1: the story that we read over the weekend. Gandhi listened

1153
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:30,720
Speaker 1: to the story. Guys, Okay, this just came out a

1154
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:33,760
Speaker 1: few days ago. A guy went through what he calls

1155
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:36,400
Speaker 1: a bye phase a few years ago, and during that phase,

1156
00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:39,400
Speaker 1: he says he slept with anyone and everyone, men, women, whomever.

1157
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:41,920
Speaker 1: Then he meets the love of his life and he

1158
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,240
Speaker 1: says that this partner now is his everything. So he

1159
00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:46,640
Speaker 1: decides he wants to propose. They go out to dinner.

1160
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:48,760
Speaker 1: He's sitting with his mom and dad with the woman's

1161
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:51,800
Speaker 1: mom and dad, and he realizes, oh my god, during

1162
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:54,480
Speaker 1: my bye phase, I slept with this woman's father. And

1163
00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:56,680
Speaker 1: the father is sitting across the table staring at him.

1164
00:57:56,720 --> 00:58:00,720
Speaker 1: He slept with his girlfriend's dad. Oh my god, goodness.

1165
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:03,000
Speaker 1: So he says, she gets up to go to the bathroom,

1166
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:05,120
Speaker 1: the mom went with her, and dad looks at him

1167
00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:07,720
Speaker 1: and says, you break up with my daughter right now?

1168
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:14,800
Speaker 1: Whoa what do you do? I think? Yeah, well, if

1169
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:16,400
Speaker 1: you're really in love with his daughter, you've got to

1170
00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:20,200
Speaker 1: like talk it out right right? Oh what, I'm uncomfortable conversation. No,

1171
00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:22,760
Speaker 1: you can't do that now. And at that point when

1172
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:26,520
Speaker 1: my dad I My opinion is that the dad has

1173
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:28,320
Speaker 1: to do the right thing, and if the guy doesn't

1174
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:30,160
Speaker 1: break up, you have to sit down and say, listen, wait,

1175
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:32,520
Speaker 1: you need to know something. Why do they have to

1176
00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:36,360
Speaker 1: break up? People can be bisexual. No, no, no, you can,

1177
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:38,360
Speaker 1: but once you've slept with one person, it's like sleeping

1178
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:41,960
Speaker 1: with the other people by proxy. Okay, you can't froggy Daniel,

1179
00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:44,800
Speaker 1: I can't if it was me, I can't like know

1180
00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:47,360
Speaker 1: that my dad slept with the guy that I'm dating,

1181
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:51,640
Speaker 1: And like, no, what about what if it was a sister.

1182
00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:53,919
Speaker 1: You dated one sister, then you did the other sister. Still,

1183
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:56,560
Speaker 1: I don't want you touching my family members. No, no, no, no, no,

1184
00:58:56,720 --> 00:58:59,560
Speaker 1: that is not fair. That is not fair. Sometimes these

1185
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:02,840
Speaker 1: things happen. And if you're if you're finally clicking with someone,

1186
00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:05,600
Speaker 1: who's right, Okay, so I had sex with your dad,

1187
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:09,600
Speaker 1: let it go? You would you don't und be able

1188
00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:12,000
Speaker 1: to date someone that slept with your father, Yes, you lie?

1189
00:59:12,960 --> 00:59:15,840
Speaker 1: Well no, okay, maybe if you just didn't talk about it.

1190
00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:18,880
Speaker 1: Can it be a secret? No, that's that's the hard

1191
00:59:18,920 --> 00:59:21,280
Speaker 1: secret to kids, especially if they get married enough kids

1192
00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:22,880
Speaker 1: for the rest of your life. Right, I bet, I

1193
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:24,720
Speaker 1: bet you one hundred dollars. Scary is the only one

1194
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:27,080
Speaker 1: to hear that agrees with me? Let it go. I agree,

1195
00:59:27,320 --> 00:59:31,080
Speaker 1: I can, I can compartmentalize. I think. I think your

1196
00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:34,280
Speaker 1: past does not dictate your present, which doesn't dictate your

1197
00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:38,720
Speaker 1: future exactly. If you found out that Robin slept with

1198
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:41,440
Speaker 1: your mother or your father, you'd be okay with that.

1199
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:46,240
Speaker 1: What the past is? The past? Shut the front door. Okay, okay,

1200
00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:50,680
Speaker 1: let's look at this. Guys. Guys, guys, listen to me. Look,

1201
00:59:50,840 --> 00:59:55,760
Speaker 1: all relationships have challenges. So this is the challenge with

1202
00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:59,560
Speaker 1: this one. Challenges in relationships. You don't need someone that

1203
00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:04,240
Speaker 1: slept with one of your parents. Really, my dad, I'd

1204
01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:06,240
Speaker 1: be like, whoa wait a second, we gotta talk. I

1205
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:08,960
Speaker 1: got a question for you. So, and someone sent his

1206
01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:11,280
Speaker 1: text in what about the other story? Did the dad

1207
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:15,600
Speaker 1: cheat on the mother of his girlfriend to have sex

1208
01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:18,000
Speaker 1: with him? Exactly? We don't know. The answer to that,

1209
01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:20,760
Speaker 1: it looks like he did, and he hadn't come out

1210
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:23,840
Speaker 1: himself and told the story to the family either, So

1211
01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:27,080
Speaker 1: this is still multilayer. Okay. Now, okay, with that added layer,

1212
01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:30,479
Speaker 1: I will say, okay, maybe no if you cheated, okay,

1213
01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:32,600
Speaker 1: this is okay. If you're just turning us on here,

1214
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:38,240
Speaker 1: hear me out. I dated a guy, okay, and we

1215
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:41,320
Speaker 1: broke up. Then later on, since I'm bisexual, I dated

1216
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:44,880
Speaker 1: a woman. Find out her dad's the guy I had

1217
01:00:44,920 --> 01:00:48,200
Speaker 1: sex with, and he cheated on my current girlfriend's mother

1218
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:51,320
Speaker 1: to have sex with me several years ago. Okay, that's

1219
01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:54,320
Speaker 1: where we are. This is but I'm talking not about me.

1220
01:00:54,360 --> 01:01:00,120
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the person in the story right right anyway, No, No,

1221
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:02,160
Speaker 1: I'm pretty open minded. But nope, So this is what

1222
01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:04,160
Speaker 1: I want to do. I want to open it up.

1223
01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:08,280
Speaker 1: You know, there's other complicated relationship relationships out there that

1224
01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:10,400
Speaker 1: have to do with the past and family members, right,

1225
01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:16,600
Speaker 1: there's gotta be I want to hear things, cousins, aunts, uncles. Yeah,

1226
01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:19,880
Speaker 1: I want to hear from you because I I once dated.

1227
01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:22,840
Speaker 1: I went on like two dates with a guy who

1228
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:25,600
Speaker 1: used to work with my father. Oh, and they were

1229
01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:28,440
Speaker 1: business partners and a couple of things. And uh, I

1230
01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:31,800
Speaker 1: thought that was going to get creepy and didn't it? Well, no,

1231
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,040
Speaker 1: and I didn't. No, I would never tell my dad.

1232
01:01:34,080 --> 01:01:37,040
Speaker 1: But but you know there was my dad knew the

1233
01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:39,160
Speaker 1: guy was gay. It's whatever. There was no you know

1234
01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:43,160
Speaker 1: my mom wasn't involved, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,

1235
01:01:43,640 --> 01:01:45,800
Speaker 1: all right, So I text me now fifty five one

1236
01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:47,600
Speaker 1: hundred or call me at one eight hundred two four

1237
01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:50,400
Speaker 1: two zero one hundred. Uh, I want to hear them

1238
01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:52,920
Speaker 1: as complicated as they can be. We need to hear them.

1239
01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:56,480
Speaker 1: So where would you draw the line personally? Well, no,

1240
01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:59,880
Speaker 1: if I've found out that my dad cheated on my

1241
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:02,160
Speaker 1: mom to have sex with my boyfriend, I think at

1242
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:03,760
Speaker 1: that point I would draw the line. All right, So

1243
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Speaker 1: you guys with me, Yeah, would hope. So I'm with

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01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:08,520
Speaker 1: you on that one, Danielle, they didn't. Let's say it

1245
01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:10,440
Speaker 1: was before before. You know what I'm saying. I don't know.

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01:02:10,520 --> 01:02:12,640
Speaker 1: It's kind of difficult. I mean I say this all

1247
01:02:12,680 --> 01:02:14,960
Speaker 1: the time, like I and I know Danielle's very close

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01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:18,720
Speaker 1: with her sister too. Once someone dates my sister, it's

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01:02:18,840 --> 01:02:22,400
Speaker 1: it's they're off off any radar anything they've basically become

1250
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:25,240
Speaker 1: like to me. So what you're saying, Gandhi, if a

1251
01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:27,560
Speaker 1: guy dates your sister, he's no longer able to have

1252
01:02:27,680 --> 01:02:35,240
Speaker 1: sex with your father. Yea, that's written rule. Let's get

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01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:38,600
Speaker 1: into the Danielle report. Danielle, all right, what do you

1254
01:02:38,680 --> 01:02:41,280
Speaker 1: have that story from? Lauren? Yes, I do. Hold on

1255
01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:44,120
Speaker 1: bear with me because I'm having a lot of um

1256
01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:48,280
Speaker 1: computer problems because the internet here sucks today. Hold on, No,

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01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:50,160
Speaker 1: that's weird. What you want us to do something else

1258
01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:52,440
Speaker 1: while you're doing No, I got it. Okay, So Lauren,

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01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:55,320
Speaker 1: I always say her last name wrong. She told us

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01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:58,320
Speaker 1: it was Harugie Rugie. Okay, So Laurena Rugie you remember

1261
01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:02,600
Speaker 1: her from a fifth Harmony, So if you didn't know

1262
01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:08,160
Speaker 1: her pooch, Gracie actually won iHeartRadio's music Award for Cutest

1263
01:03:08,280 --> 01:03:11,880
Speaker 1: Musicians Pet on Thursday night. Right, Well, what we didn't

1264
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:15,040
Speaker 1: know was that the pet had actually just passed away.

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01:03:15,520 --> 01:03:17,680
Speaker 1: She took the social over the weekend and she said

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01:03:17,720 --> 01:03:20,760
Speaker 1: congratulations to my cutest, loveliest pet, and she went on

1267
01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:23,680
Speaker 1: to say that I haven't posted in a while because

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01:03:23,720 --> 01:03:26,360
Speaker 1: I'm feeling this heartache. It was a freak accident caused

1269
01:03:26,440 --> 01:03:30,520
Speaker 1: breathing complications. They couldn't fix them, and unfortunately her little

1270
01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:35,680
Speaker 1: one passed away. It's a great little tribute and the baby.

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Speaker 1: So Lauren's dog won, but Lauren's dog had already passed away.

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Speaker 1: That's what it says. According to her post. Yeah, okay,

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01:03:42,320 --> 01:03:46,360
Speaker 1: that's say yea. All of the listeners were like saying,

1274
01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:49,400
Speaker 1: I mean, all of the fans were giving such love

1275
01:03:49,480 --> 01:03:51,560
Speaker 1: and it was just, oh my gosh, it just breaks

1276
01:03:51,600 --> 01:03:55,200
Speaker 1: my heart. Um, let's talk about Orlando Bloomed. Since we're

1277
01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:57,640
Speaker 1: talking about dogs right now, I'm not saying Orlando blooms

1278
01:03:57,640 --> 01:04:01,680
Speaker 1: a dog. I'm saying that he took his dog to church, like,

1279
01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:05,400
Speaker 1: literally took his puppy into church. Now, I don't know

1280
01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:08,640
Speaker 1: are there certain churches. I guess maybe in LA that

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01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:12,280
Speaker 1: allow you to bring your puppy to church. I guess

1282
01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:14,360
Speaker 1: maybe if it's um, if it's a dog that you

1283
01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:16,280
Speaker 1: a service dog, maybe, But I don't think it was

1284
01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:18,680
Speaker 1: a service dog. I think he just decided, hey, let's

1285
01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:20,960
Speaker 1: bring the puppy to church. And I think churches need

1286
01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:23,680
Speaker 1: to relax. Let me bring let me bring my dog.

1287
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Speaker 1: He bring dog to church. Awd, Brian, Look, I think

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01:04:28,280 --> 01:04:31,800
Speaker 1: he's Catholic, you think, so, okay, how why do you

1289
01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:34,760
Speaker 1: think he's catholic? I think he gave up licking his

1290
01:04:35,240 --> 01:04:38,040
Speaker 1: balls for lind Oh how's he doing with that? I

1291
01:04:38,080 --> 01:04:40,520
Speaker 1: don't know. I haven't seen him. Okay, okay, go ahead,

1292
01:04:40,560 --> 01:04:42,560
Speaker 1: back to you. So Brian Austin Green says that he

1293
01:04:42,680 --> 01:04:44,880
Speaker 1: did not post a tribute to Luke Perry after he

1294
01:04:44,920 --> 01:04:46,960
Speaker 1: passed away. Remember he played David on nine two and

1295
01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:49,920
Speaker 1: because he said everybody grieves in different ways, and that

1296
01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:52,520
Speaker 1: is so true. So really, do not get on people

1297
01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:54,960
Speaker 1: for that. There's a rumor going around that Diddy is

1298
01:04:55,080 --> 01:04:59,560
Speaker 1: dating Steve Harvey's daughter Tims. Yeah, thought she was dating

1299
01:04:59,640 --> 01:05:01,960
Speaker 1: Churic do I don't know, but TMZ is saying that

1300
01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:05,040
Speaker 1: it isn't true, so maybe she is dating Trey Songs. Um,

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01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:07,520
Speaker 1: let's see what else do I have for you? Oh

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01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:10,400
Speaker 1: my gosh, I'm sure by now you've seen the Chrissy

1303
01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:14,120
Speaker 1: Teagan story. So somebody was complaining that she was posting

1304
01:05:14,240 --> 01:05:17,160
Speaker 1: videos of her little daughter who got excited about getting

1305
01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:19,240
Speaker 1: her first big girl bed. And the person said, we

1306
01:05:19,320 --> 01:05:21,040
Speaker 1: don't want to see those pictures. We want to see

1307
01:05:21,040 --> 01:05:23,600
Speaker 1: you in a bikini. And she said, Look, now that

1308
01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:25,320
Speaker 1: I had kids, believe me, you don't want to see

1309
01:05:25,360 --> 01:05:27,800
Speaker 1: me in a bikini. And that's her way of getting

1310
01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:31,000
Speaker 1: back in people with humor. It's she's so good at

1311
01:05:31,240 --> 01:05:34,240
Speaker 1: when somebody is nasty to her, just like making something

1312
01:05:34,320 --> 01:05:36,680
Speaker 1: funny out of it and not taking it too seriously.

1313
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:38,720
Speaker 1: I love It's one of the things we love about Chrissy.

1314
01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:41,000
Speaker 1: Teagan and I said, but the rest of the stories

1315
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:42,760
Speaker 1: they got. People got mad at her for saying, you

1316
01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:44,480
Speaker 1: don't want to see my body in a bikini. Yeah,

1317
01:05:44,520 --> 01:05:47,080
Speaker 1: a lot of people were. Yeah, people don't butt her

1318
01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:50,160
Speaker 1: over that. You can't win. You cannot make everybody happy.

1319
01:05:50,240 --> 01:05:52,960
Speaker 1: Let's just put it that way. So, and you're not

1320
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:55,000
Speaker 1: going to see me in a bikini anytime soon after

1321
01:05:55,080 --> 01:05:59,520
Speaker 1: I had two children either. So yourself, you're you're you're

1322
01:06:00,120 --> 01:06:02,400
Speaker 1: body streaming. Yeah, I wouldn't be seen in a bikini

1323
01:06:02,520 --> 01:06:04,840
Speaker 1: before I had a baby. That's but that's my preference,

1324
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Speaker 1: and that's American Idol auditions continue the voices on tonight

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01:06:08,440 --> 01:06:10,760
Speaker 1: nine one one is back on Fox. You also have

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01:06:10,920 --> 01:06:14,040
Speaker 1: The Fix and you also have Era. That's you, all right,

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01:06:14,320 --> 01:06:18,360
Speaker 1: thank you? Danielle twenty four twenty four is Anne let's

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01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:23,520
Speaker 1: see high and all. Right, So you heard our complicated story.

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01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:27,320
Speaker 1: If you just us on. A guy is dating a girl,

1330
01:06:27,480 --> 01:06:29,760
Speaker 1: really likes her, then finds out that he dated her

1331
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:33,680
Speaker 1: father in the past. Okay, so there's a problem there,

1332
01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:36,160
Speaker 1: according to them. So and you had sort of a

1333
01:06:36,600 --> 01:06:39,680
Speaker 1: weird thing in the family. What happened with you? So?

1334
01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:43,600
Speaker 1: I was dating my boyfriend and we broke up. We

1335
01:06:43,720 --> 01:06:46,760
Speaker 1: just didn't work and then I ended up sleeping with

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01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:49,000
Speaker 1: his uncle and didn't know that it was his uncle

1337
01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:51,960
Speaker 1: until my boyfriend and I had tried to get back

1338
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:57,920
Speaker 1: together because we disclosed who we had slept with. Oh,

1339
01:06:58,080 --> 01:07:00,640
Speaker 1: let's find out more about this now. How how did

1340
01:07:00,680 --> 01:07:03,120
Speaker 1: you guys make the connection that you had had sex

1341
01:07:03,240 --> 01:07:06,240
Speaker 1: with his uncle after you broke up with him. Well,

1342
01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:08,160
Speaker 1: so we were talking about it, like we were getting

1343
01:07:08,160 --> 01:07:10,800
Speaker 1: back together, about who we had slept with since we

1344
01:07:10,880 --> 01:07:14,040
Speaker 1: had broken up, and I had told him his uncle's name,

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01:07:14,080 --> 01:07:16,640
Speaker 1: and he was like, wait a second, like what does

1346
01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:20,600
Speaker 1: he look like? Blah blah blah, And so it came

1347
01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:24,000
Speaker 1: out to be his uncle. Okay, So I'm get a

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01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:25,840
Speaker 1: little personal now, I mean, what happened. How did he

1349
01:07:25,960 --> 01:07:29,240
Speaker 1: respond to that? Oh? He flipped out? He was so angry.

1350
01:07:29,320 --> 01:07:32,000
Speaker 1: He was so mad. You didn't know you, I mean

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01:07:32,520 --> 01:07:35,760
Speaker 1: understand you didn't know that was his uncle. No, but

1352
01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:40,600
Speaker 1: he got it gets worse. So three months later, um,

1353
01:07:40,720 --> 01:07:42,920
Speaker 1: after he and I got back together, I found out

1354
01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:48,040
Speaker 1: I was pregnant. Oh who so well he thought it

1355
01:07:48,160 --> 01:07:53,760
Speaker 1: was his uncle's baby, but it was actually his. To

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01:07:53,880 --> 01:07:57,960
Speaker 1: make sure. Yeah, could you imagine if it was the yes,

1357
01:07:58,400 --> 01:08:00,720
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I probably would have wanted to put

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01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:05,800
Speaker 1: myself in like a facility because I would have counmental So, so,

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01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:10,440
Speaker 1: how is everything today, Anne, Well, my kids, dad and

1360
01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:13,640
Speaker 1: I are not together, but I am happily engaged, and

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01:08:13,880 --> 01:08:16,120
Speaker 1: I have a new baby and I have a good

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01:08:16,160 --> 01:08:20,040
Speaker 1: relationship with my kids. Dad. Okay, good, that's all that. Hey,

1363
01:08:20,080 --> 01:08:22,400
Speaker 1: you know what, you have to look at it this way.

1364
01:08:22,479 --> 01:08:25,880
Speaker 1: Life slings all this weird crap at you. At the

1365
01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:28,160
Speaker 1: end of the day, everything turns out great because of

1366
01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:30,080
Speaker 1: that weird crap. It was all that stuff that happened

1367
01:08:30,120 --> 01:08:31,920
Speaker 1: that got you to a great place. So don't just

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01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:34,519
Speaker 1: count you know, uncle sleeping around and stuff. All right,

1369
01:08:35,280 --> 01:08:38,200
Speaker 1: you're not you sleeping around the uncle. I'm sure he's

1370
01:08:38,240 --> 01:08:41,920
Speaker 1: a slut. I'm pretty sure that he is because he

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01:08:42,080 --> 01:08:44,439
Speaker 1: knocked somebody up in the Philippines, So yeah, you go,

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Speaker 1: who hasn't All right? Anne, thank you very much. Have

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01:08:48,160 --> 01:08:51,160
Speaker 1: a great day. Dan calling for Minami listened to Why

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01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:54,120
Speaker 1: one hundred. What's up? Dan? Yo? What up? Brother? How

1375
01:08:54,200 --> 01:08:56,800
Speaker 1: you doing? We're doing? Okay, okay, tell me your complicated story.

1376
01:08:57,640 --> 01:08:59,960
Speaker 1: Oh man, you turn your radio down a little turn

1377
01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:02,600
Speaker 1: your radio down a little bit. Yeah, so this is

1378
01:09:02,640 --> 01:09:06,200
Speaker 1: a doozy man. So okay, look, I'm in Miami, right

1379
01:09:06,240 --> 01:09:08,400
Speaker 1: and so, um you know this Miami crazy fast life

1380
01:09:08,479 --> 01:09:11,479
Speaker 1: or whatnot. I'm I'm dating this this this um this

1381
01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:15,000
Speaker 1: chick and I dated her for like a year. I

1382
01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:16,880
Speaker 1: went off to college to go to plumbing school, and

1383
01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:20,960
Speaker 1: I called in before I'm Dan the plumber, and so, um, hey,

1384
01:09:21,080 --> 01:09:23,960
Speaker 1: what app So um I go, I go to plumbing

1385
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:27,000
Speaker 1: school whatnot, you know. And as I'm going to school,

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01:09:27,040 --> 01:09:29,080
Speaker 1: we kept this long distance thing for like a year

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01:09:29,120 --> 01:09:33,040
Speaker 1: and a half. And my brother, you know, he comes

1388
01:09:33,080 --> 01:09:35,800
Speaker 1: out of he comes out of jail, and he says, hey, man,

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01:09:35,880 --> 01:09:37,760
Speaker 1: can this girl over here? Can I date her? I

1390
01:09:37,880 --> 01:09:40,000
Speaker 1: was like yeah, sure, you know. It was it was

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01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:42,000
Speaker 1: like no strings attached or whatever, and I wanted to

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01:09:42,080 --> 01:09:43,920
Speaker 1: be like kind of broken free when I was in

1393
01:09:44,160 --> 01:09:48,720
Speaker 1: college and so um a man after after he was

1394
01:09:48,880 --> 01:09:50,680
Speaker 1: he's been dating her now for like this has been

1395
01:09:50,760 --> 01:09:54,120
Speaker 1: like I want to say, eighteen years ago. Now he's

1396
01:09:54,120 --> 01:09:58,720
Speaker 1: still dating the girl, you know. And let's say five

1397
01:09:58,840 --> 01:10:02,920
Speaker 1: years after that, right into their relationship, I started dating

1398
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:08,240
Speaker 1: her sister, her younger sister. No there's a wrong with that,

1399
01:10:08,760 --> 01:10:13,000
Speaker 1: but this is like imagine the reunions, you know what

1400
01:10:13,080 --> 01:10:16,880
Speaker 1: I mean. It gets kind of weird because you know, no,

1401
01:10:17,080 --> 01:10:20,080
Speaker 1: it's crazy. So like one one one time I had

1402
01:10:20,120 --> 01:10:24,000
Speaker 1: to go to court and I brought both of them.

1403
01:10:24,200 --> 01:10:25,799
Speaker 1: I don't know how I end up in that situation.

1404
01:10:25,880 --> 01:10:29,160
Speaker 1: I had brought both of them to court, and and

1405
01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:32,120
Speaker 1: the and the judge. The whole time he's like this like,

1406
01:10:32,520 --> 01:10:35,160
Speaker 1: you know, you know, cute looking guy when not slick

1407
01:10:35,240 --> 01:10:37,040
Speaker 1: back air, you know, you look like he looks like

1408
01:10:37,120 --> 01:10:39,439
Speaker 1: he's a young, nice guy, you know, but he's a judge.

1409
01:10:39,800 --> 01:10:44,240
Speaker 1: And the whole time he's there with you know, every

1410
01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:46,479
Speaker 1: everything going on, he keeps looking at me and the

1411
01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:49,599
Speaker 1: girls next to me. And I get up and he's

1412
01:10:49,600 --> 01:10:51,840
Speaker 1: like and I'm just you know, to the tier whatnot.

1413
01:10:51,880 --> 01:10:54,920
Speaker 1: And he's like hey, um, well he goes let me

1414
01:10:54,960 --> 01:10:56,880
Speaker 1: ask you a question. I'm reading, I've been reading your

1415
01:10:56,920 --> 01:11:00,080
Speaker 1: father whatnot? Who are those two girls with you? I

1416
01:11:00,200 --> 01:11:04,120
Speaker 1: was like, these are my girls? You know? And he's

1417
01:11:04,120 --> 01:11:07,560
Speaker 1: like really, I'm like, let's listen. Did you did you

1418
01:11:07,600 --> 01:11:09,880
Speaker 1: try to take him out? I really have no idea

1419
01:11:09,920 --> 01:11:14,840
Speaker 1: what we're talking about. No, no, you know. They're cute

1420
01:11:14,880 --> 01:11:16,640
Speaker 1: looking girls and they want He wanted to know what

1421
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:19,160
Speaker 1: was going on because they're both holding my hands, and

1422
01:11:19,439 --> 01:11:21,080
Speaker 1: he was all he said to me. He didn't say

1423
01:11:21,160 --> 01:11:23,639
Speaker 1: nothing about the case. He said they just were protection

1424
01:11:23,920 --> 01:11:26,599
Speaker 1: and that was it. Hold on one second. I don't

1425
01:11:26,640 --> 01:11:33,920
Speaker 1: know what he said. Okay, he held their hands. Yeah, okay,

1426
01:11:36,200 --> 01:11:39,479
Speaker 1: we loved Dan the Plumber. I don't know what happened.

1427
01:11:40,600 --> 01:11:43,880
Speaker 1: Let's go talk to Jay. Hey, Jay, Dan, how are

1428
01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:47,040
Speaker 1: you there. I'm doing well. I don't know. Okay, but

1429
01:11:47,320 --> 01:11:49,760
Speaker 1: you can actually make it work. So if you could

1430
01:11:50,120 --> 01:11:53,160
Speaker 1: let us know what happened, it makes sense though, right, Well,

1431
01:11:53,360 --> 01:11:56,040
Speaker 1: let me tell you what happened. My son listening Harrisburg, PA.

1432
01:11:56,240 --> 01:11:59,519
Speaker 1: I live in Jersey City, UM. About five years ago,

1433
01:12:00,040 --> 01:12:02,559
Speaker 1: he got engaged so a girl. I didn't know anything

1434
01:12:02,600 --> 01:12:05,240
Speaker 1: about her. So he decided to invite me over to PA.

1435
01:12:05,360 --> 01:12:07,479
Speaker 1: So that can be her parents and the whole family.

1436
01:12:07,560 --> 01:12:09,360
Speaker 1: You can get together and we could, you know, we

1437
01:12:09,560 --> 01:12:11,519
Speaker 1: get to know each other. So when I got to

1438
01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:15,040
Speaker 1: the restaurant and n if see her family, I realized

1439
01:12:15,240 --> 01:12:20,840
Speaker 1: that I had sex with her father, my son's tuise father.

1440
01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:24,200
Speaker 1: And that was when we were you know, we weren't

1441
01:12:24,200 --> 01:12:26,720
Speaker 1: even married. He didn't even have a wife back then

1442
01:12:27,040 --> 01:12:29,880
Speaker 1: when we did this. But after that, you know, I

1443
01:12:30,240 --> 01:12:33,160
Speaker 1: just think he'd get married, so did I. Okay, hold on,

1444
01:12:33,240 --> 01:12:35,519
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on. So now that's okay, guys, the

1445
01:12:35,640 --> 01:12:37,559
Speaker 1: father he had sex with did not cheat on anyone

1446
01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:39,879
Speaker 1: to have sex with him. Years ago. What happened happened,

1447
01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:42,880
Speaker 1: and we moved awide, so we're all do we all agree?

1448
01:12:42,960 --> 01:12:47,560
Speaker 1: Jay's okay? Yea, thank you for making sense. I love that.

1449
01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:53,559
Speaker 1: Did you ever tell though? He's okay? Okay, Brooke, how

1450
01:12:53,600 --> 01:12:56,679
Speaker 1: are you doing? I'm good? How are you? We're waiting

1451
01:12:56,720 --> 01:12:58,479
Speaker 1: to get that perfect call and I know yours is

1452
01:12:58,479 --> 01:13:01,920
Speaker 1: the one. Okay. So this is this is a friend, right, yeah,

1453
01:13:02,040 --> 01:13:04,240
Speaker 1: this is someone that I know who lives in the

1454
01:13:04,280 --> 01:13:07,639
Speaker 1: same town as mee um. He was at his family's

1455
01:13:07,680 --> 01:13:10,719
Speaker 1: house at a family party, and he just walked into

1456
01:13:11,160 --> 01:13:15,600
Speaker 1: his bedroom and he walked into his girlfriend giving his

1457
01:13:15,840 --> 01:13:22,280
Speaker 1: dad a lollipop. All right, well, thank you for And

1458
01:13:24,800 --> 01:13:27,559
Speaker 1: she then moved across the country and he still tried

1459
01:13:27,600 --> 01:13:35,759
Speaker 1: to follow her to be with her after lollipop. I know, daddy, lollipop?

1460
01:13:35,800 --> 01:13:39,360
Speaker 1: All right, thank you? All right, let's take a break.

1461
01:13:42,400 --> 01:13:44,760
Speaker 1: I don't know. You know what. Sometimes you're doing the

1462
01:13:44,800 --> 01:13:46,760
Speaker 1: morning show, you look up and go, God, baby, I

1463
01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:52,320
Speaker 1: should just open a nice cream store. Well I do too,

1464
01:13:52,520 --> 01:13:54,759
Speaker 1: but I'm like, I don't know. Sometimes I feel guilty

1465
01:13:54,760 --> 01:13:59,560
Speaker 1: about the stories. I'm like, whoa, anyway, we need to

1466
01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:01,439
Speaker 1: get into the three things you need to know from Gandhi.

1467
01:14:01,600 --> 01:14:03,120
Speaker 1: We'll let you save our show. Is that what we

1468
01:14:03,200 --> 01:14:05,560
Speaker 1: do here? Right? Okay? Next? But no, it's next? What

1469
01:14:05,720 --> 01:14:08,599
Speaker 1: time is it? It's time though, isn't it now? We're

1470
01:14:08,680 --> 01:14:11,080
Speaker 1: running late. I'm with your ner and Nate Nert what

1471
01:14:11,200 --> 01:14:13,400
Speaker 1: ever your name is, well Nert, we'll take a break.

1472
01:14:14,120 --> 01:14:16,160
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. We need to do in microphone stand because

1473
01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:20,720
Speaker 1: I just choked this one. All right, we'll look back

1474
01:14:20,760 --> 01:14:29,719
Speaker 1: after this, Duran, Duran, I love musical show like Shelton

1475
01:14:29,760 --> 01:14:32,280
Speaker 1: and Kelly Clarkson of the Country King and Queen on

1476
01:14:32,479 --> 01:14:35,080
Speaker 1: the Voice and They've got their handsful with the new

1477
01:14:35,160 --> 01:14:39,000
Speaker 1: coach John Legend. Sparks are flying on America's favorite singing competition,

1478
01:14:39,120 --> 01:14:42,160
Speaker 1: The Voice, followed by the Enemy Within tonight on NBC.

1479
01:14:44,560 --> 01:14:50,200
Speaker 1: So I just started listening to you guys, and you

1480
01:14:50,400 --> 01:14:54,479
Speaker 1: guys really do rock. I love you guys. I listen

1481
01:14:54,520 --> 01:15:00,200
Speaker 1: to you every single morning, Delvis Duran in the Morning Show. Wow,

1482
01:15:00,320 --> 01:15:02,280
Speaker 1: you know what I loved over the weekend hanging out

1483
01:15:02,320 --> 01:15:06,040
Speaker 1: with Gandhi. We traveled together, and like I said earlier,

1484
01:15:06,080 --> 01:15:08,080
Speaker 1: would you travel with someone, you get to know them

1485
01:15:08,160 --> 01:15:10,960
Speaker 1: very well, and I've I've yet to find one thing

1486
01:15:11,080 --> 01:15:15,120
Speaker 1: about Gandhi I don't like. Oh, oh, Daniel, you and

1487
01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:17,200
Speaker 1: Gandhi we're in La for the iHeart Radio music? Or

1488
01:15:17,360 --> 01:15:19,160
Speaker 1: was together? Was there anything that she did to you

1489
01:15:19,240 --> 01:15:21,680
Speaker 1: that you found offensive? Or we had a great time?

1490
01:15:21,880 --> 01:15:24,240
Speaker 1: You saw some cracks in the foundation with her? Oh,

1491
01:15:24,360 --> 01:15:27,160
Speaker 1: we had so much fun. We honestly really had such

1492
01:15:27,160 --> 01:15:30,439
Speaker 1: an amazing time. I have no foundation, there's nothing to

1493
01:15:30,479 --> 01:15:35,960
Speaker 1: correct list anyway. So we were out in Tasuki, Tsuki,

1494
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:37,640
Speaker 1: New Mexico, and I posted a picture of us at

1495
01:15:37,680 --> 01:15:41,320
Speaker 1: Tsuki Village Market in front of the little sunsets and

1496
01:15:41,400 --> 01:15:45,679
Speaker 1: new Mexico are the prettiest ever. Oh, it's amazing. Here's

1497
01:15:45,720 --> 01:15:48,760
Speaker 1: one thing, because don't we all assume that there's one

1498
01:15:48,920 --> 01:15:51,720
Speaker 1: partier on the morning show that's heavier in partying than me,

1499
01:15:51,840 --> 01:15:54,120
Speaker 1: and it's Gandhi. Yeah, but no, I think you're you're

1500
01:15:54,160 --> 01:15:56,360
Speaker 1: heavier than her. Well, this weekend there were times where

1501
01:15:56,439 --> 01:15:58,280
Speaker 1: she would drink water. I'm like, what are you doing? Yeah,

1502
01:15:58,920 --> 01:16:00,720
Speaker 1: the altitude in Santa Fe. All I kept hearing was

1503
01:16:00,880 --> 01:16:02,720
Speaker 1: drink the water. Drink the water, don't pass out. And

1504
01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:04,520
Speaker 1: the last thing I want to do is be a liability.

1505
01:16:04,680 --> 01:16:07,200
Speaker 1: So I was like, water, it is okay there anyway.

1506
01:16:07,240 --> 01:16:09,840
Speaker 1: So we traveled beautifully together. It was great. A lot

1507
01:16:09,880 --> 01:16:11,400
Speaker 1: of pictures that we haven't posted, just so when you

1508
01:16:11,439 --> 01:16:13,280
Speaker 1: have a chance to post some of our pictures, check

1509
01:16:13,320 --> 01:16:15,040
Speaker 1: it out in Danielle, what did you do this weekend?

1510
01:16:15,479 --> 01:16:17,040
Speaker 1: I did a lot of family stuff. I had my

1511
01:16:17,760 --> 01:16:21,120
Speaker 1: wedding anniversary this weekend, so my husband and I celebrated that.

1512
01:16:21,800 --> 01:16:26,280
Speaker 1: And hold on, how long how long I been married? Oh?

1513
01:16:26,840 --> 01:16:29,720
Speaker 1: Since two thousand and three, so we've been married. Oh

1514
01:16:29,800 --> 01:16:34,080
Speaker 1: my gosh, sorry, what a brain fart. Oh that's awful.

1515
01:16:34,160 --> 01:16:37,519
Speaker 1: Sixteen get married sixty? But you did live in sin Oh.

1516
01:16:37,560 --> 01:16:40,080
Speaker 1: We went together twenty two years. Yeah, they lived in

1517
01:16:40,200 --> 01:16:43,599
Speaker 1: sin Yeah. Gasp. Anyway, let's go round the room. We'll

1518
01:16:43,640 --> 01:16:46,599
Speaker 1: start with uh, We'll trove with froggy and beautiful Jacksonville.

1519
01:16:46,600 --> 01:16:49,240
Speaker 1: What's going on? Frogs? See, I think it's scary stern. Okay,

1520
01:16:49,280 --> 01:16:52,519
Speaker 1: we'll start with scary, scary, beautiful Jacksonville. Scary moved to Jacksonville.

1521
01:16:52,600 --> 01:16:54,760
Speaker 1: Just around the room. What's what's up scary? You know?

1522
01:16:55,200 --> 01:16:57,240
Speaker 1: I went to brunch over the weekend. I went visited

1523
01:16:57,280 --> 01:16:59,320
Speaker 1: our friend Bobby Flay. You know, he's got his restaurant

1524
01:16:59,320 --> 01:17:03,240
Speaker 1: in Manhattan, and I was so excited because his brunch

1525
01:17:03,920 --> 01:17:07,760
Speaker 1: is actually more like lunch. You know. It just wasn't

1526
01:17:07,800 --> 01:17:09,960
Speaker 1: that what it can. The thing is, I always think

1527
01:17:10,080 --> 01:17:13,280
Speaker 1: brunch is breakfast, and I always look at the word

1528
01:17:13,360 --> 01:17:18,040
Speaker 1: it's brunch. There's there's a brunch. I'm an eggs and

1529
01:17:18,080 --> 01:17:20,120
Speaker 1: bacon and toast kind of person, but my eyes were

1530
01:17:20,200 --> 01:17:25,200
Speaker 1: open to more decadent, flavorful dinner type items at eleven

1531
01:17:25,240 --> 01:17:27,880
Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning. Dudes, I've seen you eat Chickenpartment

1532
01:17:27,920 --> 01:17:32,080
Speaker 1: six dirty in the morning. Sunday and the Saturday and Sunday,

1533
01:17:32,080 --> 01:17:34,160
Speaker 1: I'm like everybody else. But you know what, there really

1534
01:17:34,479 --> 01:17:36,559
Speaker 1: there really are no rules to brunch and what makes

1535
01:17:36,600 --> 01:17:39,120
Speaker 1: the magic brunch? There's no rule. You can have a burger,

1536
01:17:39,160 --> 01:17:41,040
Speaker 1: you can have some pancakes or yeah, there's a corn

1537
01:17:41,120 --> 01:17:43,479
Speaker 1: well from sliding in here and here's here's some cheries.

1538
01:17:43,560 --> 01:17:46,840
Speaker 1: Bottom line, Did you love Gatto and Bobby Flay's brunch?

1539
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:49,000
Speaker 1: It was fantastic. They just started offering it a few

1540
01:17:49,040 --> 01:17:52,240
Speaker 1: weeks ago. But what's up, Danielle. I hope everybody has

1541
01:17:52,320 --> 01:17:55,000
Speaker 1: somebody in their life like my husband who keeps it

1542
01:17:55,600 --> 01:17:58,880
Speaker 1: funny at all times. We went this weekend so a

1543
01:17:58,920 --> 01:18:03,639
Speaker 1: pancake breakfast and he decides to wear a waffle mask

1544
01:18:04,120 --> 01:18:08,240
Speaker 1: while we were at the pancakehouse while ordering his waffles

1545
01:18:08,280 --> 01:18:11,840
Speaker 1: and pancakes for breakfast. So he's sitting there in the

1546
01:18:11,920 --> 01:18:17,040
Speaker 1: middle of the restaurant. Yes, yes, it's on my Instagram

1547
01:18:17,160 --> 01:18:19,679
Speaker 1: if you look, and he's got a huge waffle around

1548
01:18:19,720 --> 01:18:21,559
Speaker 1: his head and he's talking to the waitress and he's

1549
01:18:21,640 --> 01:18:24,040
Speaker 1: ordering his meal and he just, I mean, he just

1550
01:18:24,320 --> 01:18:26,800
Speaker 1: keeps it funny. He keeps me laughing, he keeps me happy,

1551
01:18:26,840 --> 01:18:29,880
Speaker 1: and I can't complain. Look, everybody has their ups and down, Yes,

1552
01:18:30,160 --> 01:18:32,240
Speaker 1: but for the most part, I have to say my

1553
01:18:32,320 --> 01:18:35,719
Speaker 1: life is pretty damn good. Danielle, thank you to my husband.

1554
01:18:37,960 --> 01:18:40,200
Speaker 1: You need to think thank oh, thank you Elvis for

1555
01:18:40,360 --> 01:18:43,280
Speaker 1: introducing him to me and for not taking him first. Yeah,

1556
01:18:43,360 --> 01:18:45,479
Speaker 1: let's be honest. Thank you should thank me for passing

1557
01:18:45,560 --> 01:18:49,920
Speaker 1: on him. Thank you for passing. I appreciate producer Sam.

1558
01:18:49,960 --> 01:18:52,559
Speaker 1: What's up today? I did something yesterday that I think

1559
01:18:52,680 --> 01:18:55,679
Speaker 1: everyone needs to make themselves do every once in a while.

1560
01:18:56,439 --> 01:18:59,880
Speaker 1: Absolutely nothing. The closest thing I got to fresh air

1561
01:19:00,120 --> 01:19:03,360
Speaker 1: yesterday was when I reached my arm outside to take

1562
01:19:03,439 --> 01:19:05,920
Speaker 1: the food from the seamless guy because it was too

1563
01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:07,880
Speaker 1: cold for me to put my body that close to

1564
01:19:07,960 --> 01:19:09,600
Speaker 1: the door like that. It was so nice. I mean,

1565
01:19:09,640 --> 01:19:11,120
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm ready to run a marathon now.

1566
01:19:11,160 --> 01:19:13,519
Speaker 1: I'm a very anty human, but still it was nice

1567
01:19:13,560 --> 01:19:16,920
Speaker 1: to make myself do absolutely nothing for one day. What

1568
01:19:17,120 --> 01:19:19,639
Speaker 1: was the rule that my dad always gave me? I've

1569
01:19:19,640 --> 01:19:23,160
Speaker 1: told you guys a million times, doing nothing is doing something.

1570
01:19:23,800 --> 01:19:25,519
Speaker 1: Nix I asked that question, have the answer ready to

1571
01:19:25,560 --> 01:19:28,560
Speaker 1: get Finally, Gandhi, what's up with you? Okay? You know

1572
01:19:28,640 --> 01:19:30,400
Speaker 1: how we all have friends that you've had for a while,

1573
01:19:30,439 --> 01:19:32,559
Speaker 1: and then you learn a superpower about them. I always

1574
01:19:32,600 --> 01:19:36,360
Speaker 1: suspected this about Elvis, but now I have confirmation. He's

1575
01:19:36,400 --> 01:19:39,479
Speaker 1: a really good cook. Did you guys know that? Of course, yeah,

1576
01:19:39,840 --> 01:19:41,479
Speaker 1: he actually made food. He always talks about all the

1577
01:19:41,479 --> 01:19:42,920
Speaker 1: foodie makes, and then I get mad that he doesn't

1578
01:19:42,920 --> 01:19:45,519
Speaker 1: bring it in. But he cooked a giant meal this weekend,

1579
01:19:45,600 --> 01:19:47,160
Speaker 1: and all I can think about is his lasagna. It

1580
01:19:47,240 --> 01:19:50,519
Speaker 1: was so good. We had a dinner party for nine. Wow,

1581
01:19:50,800 --> 01:19:54,200
Speaker 1: well wiped up kind of stuff. Nice. Okay, who wants

1582
01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:55,519
Speaker 1: to come over for dinner? Call me? Now? We call

1583
01:19:55,560 --> 01:19:58,880
Speaker 1: her nine? I'm kidding. Yeah, we still have left over lasagna.

1584
01:19:59,280 --> 01:20:03,080
Speaker 1: It can be great. All right, let's get into sound

1585
01:20:03,120 --> 01:20:07,040
Speaker 1: with Garrett Superman, Superman. I'll take it. I'll make as

1586
01:20:07,080 --> 01:20:11,880
Speaker 1: great as Gandhi. I mean, I'll take that too. We're

1587
01:20:11,920 --> 01:20:15,040
Speaker 1: not even drunk. All right, good American. He's Garrett and

1588
01:20:15,080 --> 01:20:16,640
Speaker 1: he's got sound. All right, Garret, all right, let's talk

1589
01:20:16,640 --> 01:20:19,120
Speaker 1: about Idol last night. Lauren Angele's audition is trending for

1590
01:20:19,200 --> 01:20:22,679
Speaker 1: her story and talent. So Lauren unfortunately lost her husband

1591
01:20:22,760 --> 01:20:24,479
Speaker 1: last year in a car crash she was also in,

1592
01:20:24,800 --> 01:20:27,519
Speaker 1: so she dedicated the audition to him with an original song.

1593
01:20:27,640 --> 01:20:35,640
Speaker 1: She wrote, it's called compass. M baby, im all that

1594
01:20:35,800 --> 01:20:45,120
Speaker 1: out run from my compass. I'll be I'll reach for

1595
01:20:45,280 --> 01:20:49,720
Speaker 1: you handled arrest of mile. Everyone I know is saying

1596
01:20:49,760 --> 01:20:51,680
Speaker 1: that Idol this season is the best ever. Yeah, and

1597
01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:53,720
Speaker 1: she sounds like carry Underwood right there. So it's a

1598
01:20:53,800 --> 01:20:57,400
Speaker 1: great start. Now, if you're in Hollywood over the weekend,

1599
01:20:57,520 --> 01:21:00,920
Speaker 1: the Black Rabbit Rose uh might have been enjoying some

1600
01:21:01,080 --> 01:21:03,080
Speaker 1: jazz and then all of a sudden, Lady Gaga pulls

1601
01:21:03,120 --> 01:21:05,200
Speaker 1: up to do some covers. She just rolled in and

1602
01:21:05,280 --> 01:21:15,599
Speaker 1: it covers. It's jazz. Can't imagine how come I'm never

1603
01:21:15,680 --> 01:21:17,720
Speaker 1: in the right place at the right time. I'm never

1604
01:21:17,840 --> 01:21:20,160
Speaker 1: at the comedy club when like, you know, the really

1605
01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:22,960
Speaker 1: cool comics shows up. Like, I'm never in the right place.

1606
01:21:23,240 --> 01:21:27,160
Speaker 1: We weried Hooters and Lady Gaga came in. Never never happened.

1607
01:21:27,160 --> 01:21:28,840
Speaker 1: All right, Let let me put some new music on

1608
01:21:28,880 --> 01:21:32,400
Speaker 1: your radar. LSD, labyrinthcy A, Diplow. They have no new friends,

1609
01:21:35,439 --> 01:21:44,600
Speaker 1: you know, Labyrinth, Sia and Diplow. Hey, do you have

1610
01:21:44,680 --> 01:21:47,320
Speaker 1: the the new cheat cheat code song? Yes with Daniel

1611
01:21:47,320 --> 01:21:49,519
Speaker 1: Bloom This is Who's Got Your Love? I love this?

1612
01:21:56,280 --> 01:22:09,960
Speaker 1: I smell ahead, Yes, I like that. Bopping his head.

1613
01:22:10,000 --> 01:22:12,080
Speaker 1: Look at that. Iggy Azelia gave us some new music.

1614
01:22:12,120 --> 01:22:14,960
Speaker 1: It's called Sally Walker. But over the weekend, Cardi B's

1615
01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:17,240
Speaker 1: fan said, who whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. That sounds like

1616
01:22:17,360 --> 01:22:19,519
Speaker 1: Cardi B's money. So you'd be the judge for yourself.

1617
01:22:19,800 --> 01:22:21,400
Speaker 1: So you're gonna play like a little Iggy's and a

1618
01:22:21,400 --> 01:22:23,559
Speaker 1: little Cardi B. And see how they Yeah, they sound alike.

1619
01:22:23,600 --> 01:22:25,840
Speaker 1: Iggy's is called Sally Walker, and then of course Cardi

1620
01:22:25,880 --> 01:22:29,840
Speaker 1: B's is money now Sally walk a walk in now Street.

1621
01:22:30,200 --> 01:22:32,439
Speaker 1: She didn't know what to do, so she jumped in

1622
01:22:32,600 --> 01:22:36,200
Speaker 1: front of me. I was dumb, so on my neck.

1623
01:22:36,640 --> 01:22:39,280
Speaker 1: I like borning jets. I like morning sex, but nothing

1624
01:22:39,360 --> 01:22:43,120
Speaker 1: in this world. I like mortig Yeah whatever you want

1625
01:22:43,120 --> 01:22:46,479
Speaker 1: to see that. I don't really okay, Yeah, so some

1626
01:22:46,600 --> 01:22:49,800
Speaker 1: credit might be due in the near future to Cardi B.

1627
01:22:50,400 --> 01:22:52,799
Speaker 1: H Now, I love the story. It has five million

1628
01:22:52,920 --> 01:22:57,200
Speaker 1: views online over the weekend. So Lakeisha Ball. She was

1629
01:22:57,280 --> 01:22:59,960
Speaker 1: diagnosed with breast cancer back in May of twenty seven

1630
01:23:00,040 --> 01:23:03,240
Speaker 1: and teen. She is now a survivor and the moment

1631
01:23:03,320 --> 01:23:05,639
Speaker 1: she got her last treatment at the University of Maryland

1632
01:23:05,800 --> 01:23:08,839
Speaker 1: Proton Center, she got to ring the bell in the hospital,

1633
01:23:09,200 --> 01:23:11,840
Speaker 1: and she's going viral for the way she rang the

1634
01:23:11,920 --> 01:23:14,040
Speaker 1: bell in the hospital. And so the news she just

1635
01:23:14,160 --> 01:23:18,280
Speaker 1: got was she's cancer free. Wow, that's amazing. And she

1636
01:23:18,439 --> 01:23:20,439
Speaker 1: got to make this noise. Listen to this, would you

1637
01:23:20,520 --> 01:23:31,280
Speaker 1: be as loud as as her? Listen? Good for her? Yeah,

1638
01:23:38,200 --> 01:23:41,320
Speaker 1: that's amazing. You know, another friend of mine I learned

1639
01:23:41,360 --> 01:23:44,439
Speaker 1: this weekend was diagnosed with breast cancer, you know, and cancer.

1640
01:23:44,560 --> 01:23:47,160
Speaker 1: You know, F cancer exactly, F cancer. But you know,

1641
01:23:47,240 --> 01:23:49,479
Speaker 1: when you beat cancer or when you're beating it and

1642
01:23:49,600 --> 01:23:52,519
Speaker 1: you can you can celebrate, you sound just like this.

1643
01:23:54,680 --> 01:24:06,040
Speaker 1: It's such a joyful sound, right, Good for her? All right,

1644
01:24:06,240 --> 01:24:08,360
Speaker 1: if you're out there beating it, make sure you ring

1645
01:24:08,439 --> 01:24:10,320
Speaker 1: the bell and ring the siren. And if you're if

1646
01:24:10,360 --> 01:24:14,040
Speaker 1: you're still fighting it, you fight, fight until you until

1647
01:24:14,040 --> 01:24:16,360
Speaker 1: you're having more fight left, just fighting, just give it.

1648
01:24:16,479 --> 01:24:20,280
Speaker 1: You're old. His life is so worth living cancer. All right.

1649
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Speaker 1: Let's get into the things you need to know, three

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01:24:21,960 --> 01:24:25,599
Speaker 1: of them to be exact. What's up, Gandhi history making,

1651
01:24:25,680 --> 01:24:28,360
Speaker 1: flooding happening. It happening in the Midwest. We talked about

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01:24:28,360 --> 01:24:31,880
Speaker 1: this earlier. Nebraska is having the worst problem. Three people

1653
01:24:31,920 --> 01:24:34,040
Speaker 1: have lost their lives, including a fifty year old farmer

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01:24:34,120 --> 01:24:37,040
Speaker 1: named James Wilk who was actually out helping other people

1655
01:24:37,120 --> 01:24:39,559
Speaker 1: trying to rescue them when he was swept away. If

1656
01:24:39,640 --> 01:24:41,640
Speaker 1: you want to donate Red Crossed Out Org. Hundreds of

1657
01:24:41,640 --> 01:24:43,680
Speaker 1: people are still without their homes and they say that

1658
01:24:43,720 --> 01:24:46,960
Speaker 1: these waters aren't even going to recede until possibly Thursday,

1659
01:24:47,120 --> 01:24:49,200
Speaker 1: So keep them in mind. If you have some extra

1660
01:24:49,240 --> 01:24:51,479
Speaker 1: money to give, give it to them. The Powerball jackpot.

1661
01:24:51,600 --> 01:24:53,920
Speaker 1: Speaking of extra money, no one won it last week,

1662
01:24:53,960 --> 01:24:56,200
Speaker 1: so it's up to five hundred and fifty million dollars.

1663
01:24:57,000 --> 01:24:59,120
Speaker 1: I get your tickets. They say it's the eighth largest

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01:24:59,160 --> 01:25:03,000
Speaker 1: in history. So Elvis, my nipples are hard. Yeah. I

1665
01:25:03,080 --> 01:25:05,160
Speaker 1: thought there was something weird going on over there. And

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01:25:05,320 --> 01:25:08,160
Speaker 1: finally there's a ninety five year old man named Ernie

1667
01:25:08,280 --> 01:25:12,400
Speaker 1: Andrews and he is running across the country. He's ninety five.

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01:25:12,479 --> 01:25:14,680
Speaker 1: Let's highlight that again. We watched this a little bit

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01:25:14,800 --> 01:25:17,280
Speaker 1: on CBS Sunday morning. Yeah, yesterday, it was great. He

1670
01:25:17,320 --> 01:25:18,840
Speaker 1: said he felt like he was losing it. He's a

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01:25:18,880 --> 01:25:20,439
Speaker 1: World War two veat, so he wanted to prove to

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01:25:20,479 --> 01:25:22,240
Speaker 1: himself he could do it. He's done it before, running

1673
01:25:22,240 --> 01:25:23,760
Speaker 1: all the way across the country, and he's trying to

1674
01:25:23,840 --> 01:25:27,200
Speaker 1: raise money for LST three twenty five ship memorials. So yeah,

1675
01:25:27,280 --> 01:25:29,840
Speaker 1: look for him again. Let me repeat what you just said.

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01:25:29,840 --> 01:25:32,920
Speaker 1: This is a ninety five year old guy who's running

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01:25:33,720 --> 01:25:37,640
Speaker 1: from Florida right, Georgia, Georgia all the way to the

1678
01:25:37,720 --> 01:25:40,320
Speaker 1: west coast. Damn good for thousands of miles he's going.

1679
01:25:40,840 --> 01:25:44,760
Speaker 1: Imagine it's more of a walk. He can do it.

1680
01:25:45,000 --> 01:25:46,560
Speaker 1: I don't even want to walk down the blocks. I

1681
01:25:46,600 --> 01:25:48,200
Speaker 1: don't want to walk across the country shop for him.

1682
01:25:48,240 --> 01:25:49,800
Speaker 1: I don't even want to fly that far. It's way

1683
01:25:49,840 --> 01:25:51,720
Speaker 1: too far from me. All right, thank you, going very well.

1684
01:25:51,800 --> 01:25:54,400
Speaker 1: Let's take a break back after this. The Morning Show's

1685
01:25:54,439 --> 01:25:58,200
Speaker 1: official Twitter account tweet us at elst Ratio tweet for

1686
01:25:58,240 --> 01:26:01,519
Speaker 1: people across the country. Elvist in the Morning Show. Have

1687
01:26:01,800 --> 01:26:05,240
Speaker 1: you played relative insanity yet? You know how everyone thinks

1688
01:26:05,280 --> 01:26:07,600
Speaker 1: they're a comedian. Well, relative insanity is the game that

1689
01:26:07,680 --> 01:26:10,320
Speaker 1: actually makes anyone funny, even if they're not. When you

1690
01:26:10,400 --> 01:26:13,759
Speaker 1: play those punchline cards, you can actually be funny. Relative

1691
01:26:13,800 --> 01:26:24,479
Speaker 1: Insanity available now at Target. From the show just received

1692
01:26:24,520 --> 01:26:26,280
Speaker 1: a text at fifty five one hundred. You guys have

1693
01:26:26,320 --> 01:26:28,200
Speaker 1: no idea how much it means to hear you mentioned

1694
01:26:28,240 --> 01:26:31,559
Speaker 1: the flooding in the Midwest. I don't feel like we're

1695
01:26:31,560 --> 01:26:35,040
Speaker 1: getting the media coverage this disaster deserves. Hashtag Iowa strong,

1696
01:26:35,160 --> 01:26:39,799
Speaker 1: hashtag Nebraska is strong. Yeah, it's a very very sad situation, awful.

1697
01:26:39,920 --> 01:26:42,679
Speaker 1: I mean, hundreds of people have been evacuated, They're losing

1698
01:26:42,720 --> 01:26:46,200
Speaker 1: their houses, people are dying, people are missing, injured. Red

1699
01:26:46,240 --> 01:26:48,000
Speaker 1: Cross at Org. We always say, if you want to help,

1700
01:26:48,080 --> 01:26:50,040
Speaker 1: that's the way to do it. You know, if you lisitating,

1701
01:26:50,080 --> 01:26:51,519
Speaker 1: if you live in an area and most of us

1702
01:26:51,560 --> 01:26:55,080
Speaker 1: do where mother and nature can just take you out. Uh,

1703
01:26:55,640 --> 01:26:59,120
Speaker 1: it's it's you're powerless, right, I mean, the only thing

1704
01:26:59,200 --> 01:27:00,920
Speaker 1: you can do is if you know it's coming, get out,

1705
01:27:01,120 --> 01:27:03,719
Speaker 1: you know. And that's the good thing about about hurricanes.

1706
01:27:03,920 --> 01:27:06,839
Speaker 1: It's the only good thing about hurricanes is you have warning,

1707
01:27:07,200 --> 01:27:10,439
Speaker 1: but you got to get your house boarded up and out,

1708
01:27:10,600 --> 01:27:13,040
Speaker 1: you know. But when it comes to flooding, I don't

1709
01:27:13,040 --> 01:27:15,240
Speaker 1: know if they were expecting it, but this flooding hasn't stopped.

1710
01:27:15,280 --> 01:27:17,160
Speaker 1: It's going to continue to creep down the Mississippi and

1711
01:27:17,200 --> 01:27:20,240
Speaker 1: it's gonna hit Saint Louis. Probably a lot of people

1712
01:27:20,520 --> 01:27:22,640
Speaker 1: in the way I said. It was a really unexpected

1713
01:27:22,680 --> 01:27:25,600
Speaker 1: combination of massive rain and then sudden snow melts that

1714
01:27:25,800 --> 01:27:28,320
Speaker 1: caused the river's rise. Right, a lot of snow this season,

1715
01:27:28,479 --> 01:27:30,800
Speaker 1: I know in New Mexico and Santa Fe. Uh, it's

1716
01:27:30,840 --> 01:27:33,560
Speaker 1: really great to see water in the arroyos, in the

1717
01:27:33,640 --> 01:27:38,400
Speaker 1: creeks and things. But with that, you know that flooding

1718
01:27:38,520 --> 01:27:40,400
Speaker 1: is going on somewhere because it's unusual to have that

1719
01:27:40,520 --> 01:27:44,160
Speaker 1: much water. But here we have forest fire. We've got

1720
01:27:44,240 --> 01:27:47,320
Speaker 1: that going California, West coast, forest fire, hurricanes on the

1721
01:27:47,360 --> 01:27:51,400
Speaker 1: East Coast, and earthquakes, tornadoes, mud slides. I mean, it's

1722
01:27:51,400 --> 01:27:55,240
Speaker 1: all over another thing in the Southwest, the possibility of

1723
01:27:57,520 --> 01:28:01,519
Speaker 1: no water drought. Yeah. Something really interesting that I actually

1724
01:28:01,600 --> 01:28:05,920
Speaker 1: liked um here uh in Santa Fe was when washing

1725
01:28:06,000 --> 01:28:08,120
Speaker 1: the dishes. I watched one of your friends say to

1726
01:28:08,200 --> 01:28:10,679
Speaker 1: somebody else, we shut the water off wash the dishes.

1727
01:28:10,720 --> 01:28:12,519
Speaker 1: You fill up a basin and then you just wash

1728
01:28:12,600 --> 01:28:14,280
Speaker 1: it that way. You don't leave it running. We don't

1729
01:28:14,320 --> 01:28:16,040
Speaker 1: do that here if you turn it on the turn off.

1730
01:28:16,240 --> 01:28:17,960
Speaker 1: I know. See. The thing is when I'm brushing my

1731
01:28:18,000 --> 01:28:20,000
Speaker 1: teeth and Alex's brushing his teeth at the same time,

1732
01:28:20,080 --> 01:28:21,640
Speaker 1: and the other saying he'll leave the water on the

1733
01:28:21,720 --> 01:28:24,240
Speaker 1: whole time. I'm yeah, my kids always yell at me

1734
01:28:24,320 --> 01:28:26,360
Speaker 1: for that, Mom, turn off the water. I'm like, oh, sorry,

1735
01:28:26,640 --> 01:28:28,560
Speaker 1: big deal. Good. You know your kids are smart, like

1736
01:28:29,320 --> 01:28:32,960
Speaker 1: sart than dress. Alex told us yesterday that he brushes

1737
01:28:32,960 --> 01:28:35,320
Speaker 1: his teeth for ten minutes. I don't believe that. He doesn't.

1738
01:28:35,360 --> 01:28:41,760
Speaker 1: He's minutes. Two minutes is a long time. He said, Hey,

1739
01:28:42,040 --> 01:28:44,080
Speaker 1: Alex is doing that thing again. Remember years ago I

1740
01:28:44,160 --> 01:28:46,760
Speaker 1: told you he would tell a lie about me, like

1741
01:28:47,680 --> 01:28:51,400
Speaker 1: and then, okay, here's the one. We were sitting around

1742
01:28:51,520 --> 01:28:54,639
Speaker 1: having wine and Alex does this. He tells a story

1743
01:28:54,640 --> 01:28:56,320
Speaker 1: about me that sounds like it could be true, but

1744
01:28:56,400 --> 01:28:59,320
Speaker 1: it's not. He'll go, oh god, you know, we always

1745
01:28:59,400 --> 01:29:03,240
Speaker 1: keep frozen grapes in the freezer because Elvis likes for

1746
01:29:03,280 --> 01:29:05,400
Speaker 1: me too. When we have something to drink. He likes

1747
01:29:05,400 --> 01:29:06,920
Speaker 1: for me to eat the frozen grapes out of his

1748
01:29:07,000 --> 01:29:12,840
Speaker 1: belly button. Yes, And I'm like, no, I don't. That

1749
01:29:12,960 --> 01:29:17,120
Speaker 1: has never happened. Every wasted when he told the story. No, no, no, no,

1750
01:29:17,240 --> 01:29:20,680
Speaker 1: he's totally sobered telling and so it sounds believable, but

1751
01:29:20,800 --> 01:29:23,479
Speaker 1: it's not. And you guys are all going, WHOA, really,

1752
01:29:23,560 --> 01:29:26,080
Speaker 1: I mean no, he just he likes to embarrass me

1753
01:29:26,160 --> 01:29:29,080
Speaker 1: for overlies. It was one of those things where it

1754
01:29:29,200 --> 01:29:31,519
Speaker 1: was like, Ah, this could be true. I don't know,

1755
01:29:31,600 --> 01:29:33,760
Speaker 1: And then Elvis was protesting so hard that I was

1756
01:29:33,800 --> 01:29:36,080
Speaker 1: just like, Oh, it must be true. Thing they do

1757
01:29:36,280 --> 01:29:38,160
Speaker 1: when we were sitting at dinner with like ten people,

1758
01:29:38,160 --> 01:29:40,519
Speaker 1: and he told this weird story about how I couldn't

1759
01:29:40,560 --> 01:29:42,560
Speaker 1: find toilet papers, so I wiped my butt with my

1760
01:29:42,640 --> 01:29:46,160
Speaker 1: shoe and they were like, they're like, oh my god,

1761
01:29:46,200 --> 01:29:48,599
Speaker 1: that's disgusting. They know. They all started, so they all

1762
01:29:48,680 --> 01:29:50,479
Speaker 1: started talking about the weird things they had wiped with

1763
01:29:50,479 --> 01:29:52,000
Speaker 1: when they ran out of toilet paper. I said, no,

1764
01:29:52,080 --> 01:29:55,720
Speaker 1: you don't understand. That never happened. My god, I never

1765
01:29:55,840 --> 01:30:00,360
Speaker 1: wiped my butt with a shoe. Stories that would have

1766
01:30:00,439 --> 01:30:05,040
Speaker 1: happened but didn't. Oh I hate found like it really

1767
01:30:05,160 --> 01:30:08,360
Speaker 1: did happen. When you started vehemently denying it, You're like,

1768
01:30:09,920 --> 01:30:13,320
Speaker 1: he doth protest too much? Don't you hate when people

1769
01:30:13,479 --> 01:30:15,680
Speaker 1: they love embarrassing you in public? Like scary when you

1770
01:30:15,760 --> 01:30:18,120
Speaker 1: and Great Tea go food chopping, right, Yeah, when we

1771
01:30:18,160 --> 01:30:21,040
Speaker 1: were roommates, we would go food chopping together and we'd

1772
01:30:21,080 --> 01:30:25,439
Speaker 1: be in the ointment aisle, and he'd be like, hey, Scary, Yeah,

1773
01:30:25,439 --> 01:30:30,200
Speaker 1: hemmords haven't cleared up yet. You want some preparation age. Yeah.

1774
01:30:30,479 --> 01:30:32,920
Speaker 1: In the economy side, that's the greatest thing when you

1775
01:30:33,120 --> 01:30:35,320
Speaker 1: when you announced something about someone in public and they

1776
01:30:35,400 --> 01:30:38,160
Speaker 1: can't get away from it. Or he said something embarrassing

1777
01:30:38,200 --> 01:30:40,439
Speaker 1: on the elevator once and got off and left me

1778
01:30:40,520 --> 01:30:44,599
Speaker 1: on with strangers likes the other day when I spent

1779
01:30:44,680 --> 01:30:47,280
Speaker 1: the night at Scary's place, Scary, I'm gonna tell him

1780
01:30:47,280 --> 01:30:49,559
Speaker 1: you remember you started showing me pictures on your phone

1781
01:30:49,840 --> 01:30:53,280
Speaker 1: of Robin changing getting naked in your room. Remember that? Yeah,

1782
01:30:53,320 --> 01:30:55,400
Speaker 1: I didn't show you that, Yes you did. I don't

1783
01:30:55,400 --> 01:30:56,880
Speaker 1: even believe that. No, I don't see what I mean.

1784
01:30:56,920 --> 01:30:58,880
Speaker 1: He's doing it right now, Okay, I don't believe him.

1785
01:30:58,880 --> 01:31:00,720
Speaker 1: I don't believe anything he says. I used to do.

1786
01:31:01,040 --> 01:31:03,200
Speaker 1: If I was in with my boyfriend in the grocery store,

1787
01:31:03,479 --> 01:31:05,920
Speaker 1: I would go to another island. I'd go. You still

1788
01:31:05,960 --> 01:31:12,240
Speaker 1: want the small condoms? Right? Really? Probably does it with

1789
01:31:12,640 --> 01:31:15,120
Speaker 1: with Lisa all the time. I know you drive her

1790
01:31:15,240 --> 01:31:17,600
Speaker 1: nuts frogs. Yes, So she'll put me on Bluetooth in

1791
01:31:17,640 --> 01:31:19,519
Speaker 1: the car and then she'll pull up to a drive

1792
01:31:19,560 --> 01:31:21,599
Speaker 1: through to get you know, making order, So I wait

1793
01:31:21,640 --> 01:31:23,479
Speaker 1: for I let her make the order. Then when she

1794
01:31:23,560 --> 01:31:25,960
Speaker 1: gets through the window to pay, I'm like, hey, are

1795
01:31:26,000 --> 01:31:29,439
Speaker 1: your hemorrhoids still bothering you? Or did those get better? Wow?

1796
01:31:29,520 --> 01:31:34,400
Speaker 1: Hemhids go to for the show Instantly she turns. She

1797
01:31:34,479 --> 01:31:35,920
Speaker 1: tries to turn it down real fast. But you know

1798
01:31:35,960 --> 01:31:37,320
Speaker 1: how it is, you go to reach for something, you

1799
01:31:37,360 --> 01:31:40,360
Speaker 1: miss or hit another bow? Yeah? So uh. In closing,

1800
01:31:40,680 --> 01:31:42,759
Speaker 1: if Alex tells a story about me that it's embarrassing,

1801
01:31:42,880 --> 01:31:47,320
Speaker 1: it's not true. Okay, we believe it at that I tway,

1802
01:31:47,360 --> 01:31:51,160
Speaker 1: but yeah, no, hey, before we get into the Danielle Report,

1803
01:31:51,200 --> 01:31:52,680
Speaker 1: what do you have coming up? By the way, we

1804
01:31:52,800 --> 01:31:55,200
Speaker 1: are going to talk about Fallout Boy and the Lama.

1805
01:31:56,280 --> 01:32:01,240
Speaker 1: What you'll see the other being sued better? Lamma? All right,

1806
01:32:02,120 --> 01:32:05,160
Speaker 1: sounds like you know what, I'm gonna make a decision here,

1807
01:32:05,280 --> 01:32:10,080
Speaker 1: executive decision. I'm not waiting. I want that. Now, let's

1808
01:32:10,120 --> 01:32:13,240
Speaker 1: get into the Danielle Report. Okay, okay, no Fallout Boy

1809
01:32:13,320 --> 01:32:16,320
Speaker 1: in a Llama. Yeah. So, fall Out Boy has allegedly

1810
01:32:16,360 --> 01:32:20,559
Speaker 1: been sued for the overuse of their life sized Lama puppets. Now,

1811
01:32:20,680 --> 01:32:24,000
Speaker 1: if you look the company that created these puppets, followed

1812
01:32:24,040 --> 01:32:27,840
Speaker 1: the claim on Friday, seeking damages millions of dollars they

1813
01:32:27,880 --> 01:32:31,280
Speaker 1: want from fall Out Boy. The puppets are were first

1814
01:32:31,320 --> 01:32:33,880
Speaker 1: seen in their single Young and Menace, So if you're

1815
01:32:33,880 --> 01:32:35,920
Speaker 1: a Fallout Boy fan, you know what I'm talking about.

1816
01:32:36,280 --> 01:32:38,720
Speaker 1: And they've actually been seen on tour, they've been seen

1817
01:32:38,760 --> 01:32:41,479
Speaker 1: in their videos, and this company is saying that they

1818
01:32:41,560 --> 01:32:45,519
Speaker 1: owe the money for overuse of these puppets. So they

1819
01:32:45,680 --> 01:32:49,519
Speaker 1: want money for their Lama puppets because they have regas. Yeah,

1820
01:32:49,600 --> 01:32:52,200
Speaker 1: overuse of the Lama puppets. I guess they didn't pay

1821
01:32:52,400 --> 01:32:56,200
Speaker 1: enough for using the puppets. Have you seen these puppets? Elvis? No,

1822
01:32:56,640 --> 01:33:00,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna google them now, Google Goo, Google Lama. It's

1823
01:33:00,280 --> 01:33:02,240
Speaker 1: hold on, let me pull up something else with this

1824
01:33:02,400 --> 01:33:06,240
Speaker 1: wonderful Internet that we have here. Yeah, Internet, Why is internet?

1825
01:33:06,800 --> 01:33:09,120
Speaker 1: It just sucks? Hold on? Oh my god, look at

1826
01:33:09,120 --> 01:33:10,920
Speaker 1: the big plate of lasagna they just entered the room.

1827
01:33:11,200 --> 01:33:13,519
Speaker 1: Oh it was a very dramatic weekend, I think. Anyway,

1828
01:33:13,720 --> 01:33:16,000
Speaker 1: in the world of celebrity. What else did you say?

1829
01:33:16,040 --> 01:33:20,160
Speaker 1: All right, well, whatever's happening with Paris Jackson. It's really concerning,

1830
01:33:20,400 --> 01:33:22,720
Speaker 1: and we kind of talked like speculated a little bit

1831
01:33:22,800 --> 01:33:25,760
Speaker 1: that this Leaving Neverland documentary would have a really tough

1832
01:33:25,840 --> 01:33:28,080
Speaker 1: toll on his children. Right, and then she ended up

1833
01:33:28,120 --> 01:33:30,519
Speaker 1: getting hospitalized. But she's saying, no, it was not a

1834
01:33:30,600 --> 01:33:33,479
Speaker 1: suicide attempt. TMZ is saying it was either way. It's

1835
01:33:33,520 --> 01:33:36,240
Speaker 1: really sad. Yeah, she's saying that that that's not what happened.

1836
01:33:36,360 --> 01:33:38,240
Speaker 1: But right, they were saying that they thought that she

1837
01:33:38,400 --> 01:33:41,840
Speaker 1: had tried to slash her wrists, and um, she is

1838
01:33:41,880 --> 01:33:44,280
Speaker 1: saying that she did not do that. Um, so I

1839
01:33:44,320 --> 01:33:47,120
Speaker 1: don't know. I guess, well, we'll wait and see what happens. Um.

1840
01:33:47,560 --> 01:33:49,960
Speaker 1: Did you see about Sam Smith this weekend? That was

1841
01:33:50,000 --> 01:33:52,639
Speaker 1: an interesting story, you know what. I read it again

1842
01:33:52,720 --> 01:33:56,280
Speaker 1: because he says that he's coming out as non binary,

1843
01:33:56,400 --> 01:33:59,680
Speaker 1: which means that he's not a man or a woman, right, yes,

1844
01:34:00,040 --> 01:34:03,759
Speaker 1: And so he is saying that, you know, for identify,

1845
01:34:03,880 --> 01:34:06,720
Speaker 1: he doesn't identify. He doesn't identify his male female. And

1846
01:34:06,800 --> 01:34:08,320
Speaker 1: he said that this has been since he was a

1847
01:34:08,400 --> 01:34:11,360
Speaker 1: little kid, that he has struggled with all kinds of

1848
01:34:11,400 --> 01:34:13,479
Speaker 1: things since he was a little kid, that he had

1849
01:34:13,880 --> 01:34:16,080
Speaker 1: breasts at an early age, that he even had like

1850
01:34:16,600 --> 01:34:19,360
Speaker 1: liposuction and stuff taking care of at an early age

1851
01:34:19,360 --> 01:34:21,560
Speaker 1: because to deal with things that were going on with

1852
01:34:21,720 --> 01:34:24,600
Speaker 1: his body. And he was actually talking about this in

1853
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Speaker 1: a way. It was like a weight blog or something

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01:34:26,680 --> 01:34:29,000
Speaker 1: or a new weight show that came out, and he was,

1855
01:34:29,960 --> 01:34:31,840
Speaker 1: you know, being very open and honest and telling us

1856
01:34:31,880 --> 01:34:34,280
Speaker 1: things that we had never known about him before. Was

1857
01:34:34,400 --> 01:34:36,640
Speaker 1: very interesting. So if you get a chance, you may

1858
01:34:36,720 --> 01:34:38,519
Speaker 1: want to google that and see what's going on. So

1859
01:34:38,600 --> 01:34:40,680
Speaker 1: it seems like he's still struggling with a lot of

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01:34:40,760 --> 01:34:43,679
Speaker 1: things in his life and he hasn't been comfortable with himself.

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01:34:43,760 --> 01:34:45,599
Speaker 1: So you know what I some people are like, well,

1862
01:34:45,600 --> 01:34:47,360
Speaker 1: why do they want to tell us these things? Sometimes

1863
01:34:47,439 --> 01:34:50,360
Speaker 1: when you hear a celebrity like Sam Smith, who's so

1864
01:34:50,479 --> 01:34:52,880
Speaker 1: well respected come out and say something like that, a

1865
01:34:52,960 --> 01:34:55,559
Speaker 1: lot of these fans may make it may make them

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01:34:55,600 --> 01:34:57,920
Speaker 1: more comfortable with themselves and having to deal with that

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01:34:57,960 --> 01:34:59,720
Speaker 1: as well. So there is something good there, yeah, of course,

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01:34:59,720 --> 01:35:01,800
Speaker 1: and also makes you seem like, you know, you're not

1869
01:35:01,880 --> 01:35:04,280
Speaker 1: alone when somebody is going through this, maybe someone that

1870
01:35:04,320 --> 01:35:07,679
Speaker 1: you respect, like Sam Smith. Disney has decided to rehire

1871
01:35:07,760 --> 01:35:10,439
Speaker 1: James Gunn to direct Guardians with the Galaxy volume three.

1872
01:35:10,800 --> 01:35:12,800
Speaker 1: You remember he was fired back in July after some

1873
01:35:12,880 --> 01:35:15,200
Speaker 1: old tweet surface where he was joking about stuff like

1874
01:35:15,439 --> 01:35:18,680
Speaker 1: rape and so some people are happy he's back. Some

1875
01:35:18,840 --> 01:35:21,200
Speaker 1: people not so happy that he's back. Oh, do we

1876
01:35:21,280 --> 01:35:23,559
Speaker 1: have the sound of the scary Mama June. So Mama

1877
01:35:23,680 --> 01:35:27,200
Speaker 1: June and her boyfriend got busted and an Alabama gas

1878
01:35:27,240 --> 01:35:31,040
Speaker 1: station with crack and drug paraphernalia. They actually got called

1879
01:35:31,120 --> 01:35:34,599
Speaker 1: by the police, got called because they were having a fight,

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01:35:34,800 --> 01:35:37,080
Speaker 1: and then they found all this stuff. So her car

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01:35:37,200 --> 01:35:40,920
Speaker 1: got taken away. So here's Mama June trying to talk

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Speaker 1: the guy into giving her car back at the Pound.

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01:35:43,720 --> 01:35:46,160
Speaker 1: I puss, you know, I'm saying, I'm lad, I ain't cuss.

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Speaker 1: You ain't hold night, you ain't argument. I promise you

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01:35:49,400 --> 01:35:53,560
Speaker 1: that's this meat as amay. I'm loud, I understand. But

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01:35:53,640 --> 01:35:56,280
Speaker 1: all time I'm saying I didn't need to help driver.

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Speaker 1: You said you got concerns in the car, right, Yes?

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01:35:58,640 --> 01:36:00,880
Speaker 1: Can you pull that up? All you gotta have all

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Speaker 1: the time. You gotta have a set of driwa license man,

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01:36:03,560 --> 01:36:05,920
Speaker 1: and I get that car back, Tea. I mean no problem.

1891
01:36:06,200 --> 01:36:08,360
Speaker 1: I'm not I don't want to car. I'll pull cars

1892
01:36:08,400 --> 01:36:10,600
Speaker 1: every day with I just can't get you back to

1893
01:36:10,760 --> 01:36:13,160
Speaker 1: call without an old Jowa licen Man. You say your boyfriend,

1894
01:36:13,280 --> 01:36:16,320
Speaker 1: he's in jail, right and he does not have no license.

1895
01:36:17,880 --> 01:36:20,120
Speaker 1: I'm so sad for the English language. Yeah, and you

1896
01:36:20,200 --> 01:36:22,880
Speaker 1: need to listen to the whole entire thing because it's

1897
01:36:23,000 --> 01:36:27,160
Speaker 1: it's something. Felicity Huffman and Laura Lackman both now officially

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01:36:27,240 --> 01:36:30,960
Speaker 1: off of social media. Felicity also deleted her parenting website

1899
01:36:30,960 --> 01:36:33,840
Speaker 1: because yeah, I'm not sure she's good for giving that

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01:36:33,960 --> 01:36:36,800
Speaker 1: parenting advice right about now. I wouldn't take any from

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01:36:36,840 --> 01:36:39,479
Speaker 1: her right about now. But okay, let's talk about nine

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01:36:39,560 --> 01:36:42,640
Speaker 1: one returning on Fox tonight, Idols back the Voice. You

1903
01:36:42,840 --> 01:36:47,000
Speaker 1: also have Arrow and um, yeah, that's about it. Oh

1904
01:36:47,080 --> 01:36:49,000
Speaker 1: The Fix, the series premare of The Fix over an

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01:36:49,040 --> 01:36:50,639
Speaker 1: ABC if you're interested in that. Oh, can I tell

1906
01:36:50,720 --> 01:36:53,320
Speaker 1: some something I want everyone to see because it's fascinating.

1907
01:36:53,400 --> 01:36:56,960
Speaker 1: The non saied said, I'm sorry, documentary that's on HBO

1908
01:36:56,960 --> 01:37:00,599
Speaker 1: if you haven't watched these, Yeah, okay, two parts. It's

1909
01:37:00,640 --> 01:37:02,960
Speaker 1: the it's from the podcast serial which was like taken

1910
01:37:03,040 --> 01:37:06,080
Speaker 1: over everywhere and now they're documenting it on actual TV.

1911
01:37:06,400 --> 01:37:08,120
Speaker 1: And it's just it leaves you with so many questions.

1912
01:37:08,280 --> 01:37:12,479
Speaker 1: I'm getting anxiety. I'm getting anxious over all the shows

1913
01:37:12,560 --> 01:37:14,519
Speaker 1: that are coming at me from left and right, and

1914
01:37:14,960 --> 01:37:17,200
Speaker 1: people sell them like you, Ganda, you just sold that

1915
01:37:17,439 --> 01:37:19,840
Speaker 1: that show. I'm like, I gotta watch it and someone

1916
01:37:19,840 --> 01:37:20,960
Speaker 1: else will go. You know. I just saw this on

1917
01:37:21,000 --> 01:37:23,200
Speaker 1: Netflix last night. Just great, I gotta watch it. Yes,

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Speaker 1: And now I find myself just getting really anxious, like

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01:37:25,400 --> 01:37:27,280
Speaker 1: I gotta watch all these things, and there's no time

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01:37:27,320 --> 01:37:30,240
Speaker 1: to watch all these things. I want time. So five

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01:37:30,360 --> 01:37:34,240
Speaker 1: undred and fifty million dollars, I'm gonna win that coming up,

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01:37:34,280 --> 01:37:36,640
Speaker 1: and then you're gonna buy time. When's that drawing? Let

1923
01:37:36,680 --> 01:37:40,320
Speaker 1: me look at the ada. I'm gonna buy time, Okay, Wednesday?

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01:37:41,240 --> 01:37:43,400
Speaker 1: Cost about it? Yeah, what's gonna happen? If you had

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01:37:43,400 --> 01:37:45,000
Speaker 1: a half billion dollars, would you come into work the

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01:37:45,080 --> 01:37:49,000
Speaker 1: next thing? Yeah? Okay, Like yeah, baby, I would come

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Speaker 1: in and break things just because I know I'd have

1928
01:37:50,400 --> 01:37:53,800
Speaker 1: money to pay for them. Froggy. How many? How many

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01:37:54,040 --> 01:37:57,040
Speaker 1: streaming services are you a member of? Now? I'm up

1930
01:37:57,120 --> 01:37:59,760
Speaker 1: till four right now? And what are they? I'm on.

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01:38:00,320 --> 01:38:02,919
Speaker 1: I've got YouTube brand or whatever it is, YouTube Premium,

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01:38:03,320 --> 01:38:07,040
Speaker 1: I've got Netflix, I've got Hulu, and there's another one

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01:38:07,040 --> 01:38:08,960
Speaker 1: that I just subscribed to last week. I can't remember

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01:38:08,960 --> 01:38:10,880
Speaker 1: what it is. I'm up to four. And now every

1935
01:38:10,920 --> 01:38:13,000
Speaker 1: time I turn around, somebody else mentions another show that's

1936
01:38:13,040 --> 01:38:14,439
Speaker 1: not on one of the services that I have, So

1937
01:38:14,520 --> 01:38:17,439
Speaker 1: then I got to go get another. Right, ask Great

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01:38:17,479 --> 01:38:20,840
Speaker 1: Tea how much money he pays on? Hold on, Froggy,

1939
01:38:20,840 --> 01:38:25,920
Speaker 1: You have Prime too? Right? Yeah? Yeah? Amazon? Yeah? No, no, No,

1940
01:38:26,080 --> 01:38:28,240
Speaker 1: Great Team pays like three hundred seth dollars a month.

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01:38:28,240 --> 01:38:30,280
Speaker 1: I think you have to understand, though, don't. We have

1942
01:38:30,400 --> 01:38:32,400
Speaker 1: to keep up with everything that's on television right now.

1943
01:38:32,479 --> 01:38:34,280
Speaker 1: We have to keep up with that. So in order

1944
01:38:34,320 --> 01:38:36,280
Speaker 1: for us to do that, it's like you have to

1945
01:38:36,360 --> 01:38:38,200
Speaker 1: get all these services. We don't have to wear suits,

1946
01:38:38,479 --> 01:38:41,559
Speaker 1: but we have to subscribe to all of them. Fighters

1947
01:38:41,600 --> 01:38:44,880
Speaker 1: how a lot of them? How much Direct TV? Then

1948
01:38:45,240 --> 01:38:49,320
Speaker 1: Amazon Prime, then Hulu, than Netflix, than YouTube TV and

1949
01:38:49,640 --> 01:38:54,120
Speaker 1: my Apple TV? Right and um, okay, how much total? Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I guess it's about six or seven hundred

1951
01:38:55,800 --> 01:39:01,240
Speaker 1: bucks a month? Makes sense? Doesn't make sense? I'll tell

1952
01:39:01,240 --> 01:39:02,760
Speaker 1: you why. The only show you talk about is This

1953
01:39:02,920 --> 01:39:06,120
Speaker 1: is US on NBC. Right that last week I can

1954
01:39:06,160 --> 01:39:08,120
Speaker 1: put an antenna on the roof and get that. I

1955
01:39:08,320 --> 01:39:11,840
Speaker 1: just subscribed last week to Sundance. So now because I

1956
01:39:11,920 --> 01:39:15,200
Speaker 1: wanted to see um what was it show Mick Mick

1957
01:39:15,320 --> 01:39:17,920
Speaker 1: something I don't know. I have HBO go as what

1958
01:39:18,040 --> 01:39:20,600
Speaker 1: I pay for that. And then last week subscribed to

1959
01:39:20,760 --> 01:39:24,439
Speaker 1: YouTube because god he was talking about the UM the

1960
01:39:24,840 --> 01:39:27,679
Speaker 1: documentary about lou Pearlman. So that's only on the YouTube preame.

1961
01:39:27,720 --> 01:39:29,639
Speaker 1: So then here's what you guys are doing. You're hoarding

1962
01:39:30,000 --> 01:39:34,120
Speaker 1: streaming services. But how do we do shows? You can't.

1963
01:39:34,200 --> 01:39:36,000
Speaker 1: There's no way to see all the TV shows. There's

1964
01:39:36,240 --> 01:39:37,960
Speaker 1: no way. I mean, the whole point of streaming is

1965
01:39:38,000 --> 01:39:39,760
Speaker 1: so that you don't have to feel tied to it

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01:39:39,840 --> 01:39:41,479
Speaker 1: at all times. You watch it when you have time.

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01:39:41,600 --> 01:39:43,240
Speaker 1: I can't tell you last time I watched network TV

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Speaker 1: at all. I just watched Netflix and Hulu. And that's

1969
01:39:45,320 --> 01:39:47,720
Speaker 1: really it. Here you go sometimes YouTube, I keep it

1970
01:39:47,800 --> 01:39:52,360
Speaker 1: on the Smithsonian channel. It's my favorite channel. Hey. You know,

1971
01:39:52,439 --> 01:39:54,639
Speaker 1: over the weekend a friend of mine was asking about

1972
01:39:54,680 --> 01:39:56,519
Speaker 1: our friend John Bellian, you know, one of the most

1973
01:39:56,520 --> 01:40:00,679
Speaker 1: talented artists out there, the song Stupid Deep. Actually played

1974
01:40:00,720 --> 01:40:03,080
Speaker 1: it on our show several weeks ago. I was looking

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01:40:03,120 --> 01:40:05,559
Speaker 1: down on the text and we've had for some reason,

1976
01:40:05,600 --> 01:40:08,439
Speaker 1: We've had three requests for that song today. I wonder

1977
01:40:08,520 --> 01:40:11,240
Speaker 1: what's going on other than it's a great song. Let

1978
01:40:11,320 --> 01:40:13,720
Speaker 1: me play it for you. But if I hope to

1979
01:40:13,960 --> 01:40:27,640
Speaker 1: be always Elvis when I'm having sex, I had just

1980
01:40:27,680 --> 01:40:29,360
Speaker 1: thinking about, please don't turn the lights on and see

1981
01:40:29,400 --> 01:40:32,240
Speaker 1: my stomach today. I'm going to go home and stuff

1982
01:40:32,280 --> 01:40:35,120
Speaker 1: my cabbage naked. And I wasn't even drunk. I was

1983
01:40:35,160 --> 01:40:37,920
Speaker 1: just like stupid Gandhi. I just want to put out

1984
01:40:37,920 --> 01:40:40,360
Speaker 1: there that forgiveness is not one of my stronger treats.

1985
01:40:40,840 --> 01:40:48,720
Speaker 1: Starting your day show. Who tweeted that tweet? Oh, let's

1986
01:40:48,720 --> 01:40:51,240
Speaker 1: go to Twitter. We're reading all your tweets that Elvis

1987
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Speaker 1: durand this easy Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, So I know what happens a lot on

1989
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Speaker 1: Thanksgiving where you have the family coming over and have

1990
01:41:00,200 --> 01:41:02,960
Speaker 1: all these dishes you have to make. So you tell them, yeah,

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01:41:02,960 --> 01:41:05,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make lunch for us, come over for Thanksgiving lunch,

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01:41:05,400 --> 01:41:08,760
Speaker 1: and then you run out to the Boston Market. What

1993
01:41:08,840 --> 01:41:10,920
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Yeah, and you pick up because they do

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01:41:11,000 --> 01:41:13,439
Speaker 1: a great job on you know, mashed potatoes and green

1995
01:41:13,520 --> 01:41:17,080
Speaker 1: beans and blah blah blah. So uh, is intern Stephanie

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Speaker 1: Bonano in today. Oh, let's go talk to intern Stephanie.

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01:41:20,800 --> 01:41:25,840
Speaker 1: Good morning, Stephanie. How are you? Good morning? Her headphones on? Okay, Hi,

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01:41:25,960 --> 01:41:34,479
Speaker 1: good morning Stephanie. Hello, can't she? Okay? Now? Hi? Once again,

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Speaker 1: I we invite intern Stephanie b Rono. Yes, oh there you.

2000
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Speaker 1: Well then everyone, So Stephanie, her mom and dad. Your

2001
01:41:45,439 --> 01:41:48,320
Speaker 1: mom and dad were born in Italy, right, My dad was,

2002
01:41:48,360 --> 01:41:50,160
Speaker 1: and he came here when he was eight years old.

2003
01:41:50,280 --> 01:41:53,920
Speaker 1: My mom is from Puerto Rico but was born here. Perfect.

2004
01:41:53,960 --> 01:41:56,040
Speaker 1: Now what part of Italy is your father from. He's

2005
01:41:56,080 --> 01:42:02,800
Speaker 1: from Sicily. Oh yeah, cool. Yeah. Sicilians are so more

2006
01:42:03,080 --> 01:42:07,360
Speaker 1: lively and and get so so into it, and then

2007
01:42:07,439 --> 01:42:09,120
Speaker 1: they get mad at you, and then they like you

2008
01:42:09,280 --> 01:42:14,280
Speaker 1: one minute later. It's a strange, but yeah, believe me,

2009
01:42:14,320 --> 01:42:17,400
Speaker 1: I've dated nothing but Sicilian. So I'm at anyway, So

2010
01:42:17,600 --> 01:42:19,000
Speaker 1: your mom and dad were going to come over to

2011
01:42:19,080 --> 01:42:20,640
Speaker 1: your place for dinner. You're going to cook dinner for

2012
01:42:20,680 --> 01:42:25,000
Speaker 1: your mom and dad. I was, I was. So they

2013
01:42:25,120 --> 01:42:28,960
Speaker 1: know their Italian food, especially your dad, right, one hundred percent.

2014
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Speaker 1: He's very into the cuisine, so he knows exactly how

2015
01:42:32,040 --> 01:42:37,120
Speaker 1: everything should taste, and especially with the sauce, the gray tea. Yeah,

2016
01:42:37,160 --> 01:42:38,760
Speaker 1: it's all about the sauce. So if you make a

2017
01:42:38,840 --> 01:42:41,800
Speaker 1: bad Italian meal, your dad is he's going to know it.

2018
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Speaker 1: So you were very nervous tell everyone what you did

2019
01:42:44,840 --> 01:42:47,760
Speaker 1: without your parents knowing. So I was extremely nervous for

2020
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Speaker 1: this huge event that I was going to throw at

2021
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Speaker 1: my house. And I actually ordered all the food from

2022
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Speaker 1: a local restaurant, throw it into a pan, and then

2023
01:42:59,560 --> 01:43:02,240
Speaker 1: maple leave like it was it was cooked by me.

2024
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Speaker 1: It was not. I love that. So, Stephanie, if you

2025
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Speaker 1: have a lot of piggy people over there know the

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Speaker 1: Italian food, they trust you. You know it better because

2027
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Speaker 1: your dad is from Italy. But you actually used up.

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Speaker 1: So where did you get the food from? Just a

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Speaker 1: local Italian restaurant? A local Italian restaurant that I knew

2030
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Speaker 1: that they did not know the exact taste of some

2031
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Speaker 1: local areas. You just know that's where it's from. The

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Speaker 1: sauce with a certain amount of sugar, this and that,

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Speaker 1: and I just knew that they did not know this taste. Stephanie,

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Speaker 1: what did you do with the containers? The containers, where'd

2035
01:43:32,479 --> 01:43:34,719
Speaker 1: you put them? So I threw out all the containers.

2036
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Speaker 1: But I made sure to throw a little sauce from

2037
01:43:37,760 --> 01:43:40,040
Speaker 1: one of the containers into the pots and pans and

2038
01:43:40,120 --> 01:43:43,599
Speaker 1: into the sink. So I made sure that everything looked

2039
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Speaker 1: like I made it from scratch, not a single What

2040
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Speaker 1: did they say when they ate it? They were like,

2041
01:43:48,120 --> 01:43:52,920
Speaker 1: oh my god, we taught you so well. Did you

2042
01:43:53,000 --> 01:43:56,320
Speaker 1: ever tell them the truth? No, they're probably listening right

2043
01:43:56,360 --> 01:43:59,120
Speaker 1: now because they're avid listeners. But sorry, mom and dad.

2044
01:43:59,439 --> 01:44:02,280
Speaker 1: Oh my, I get it though, I mean, does anyone

2045
01:44:02,400 --> 01:44:05,120
Speaker 1: think that's just a mortal sind I mean we call

2046
01:44:05,240 --> 01:44:09,360
Speaker 1: that the permissible lie? Yeah. Yeah, do you put some

2047
01:44:09,680 --> 01:44:12,000
Speaker 1: put some sauce on your cheek. You make it look

2048
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Speaker 1: like you were in this slaving for hours. It spatter.

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Speaker 1: You have to splatter sauce all over the stove. Cooking

2050
01:44:21,280 --> 01:44:24,439
Speaker 1: cooking pasta is not usually you know, it's usually very messy.

2051
01:44:24,520 --> 01:44:28,879
Speaker 1: So yeah, the sauces splatters, all right, thank you, Thank you, Stephanie.

2052
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Speaker 1: And because of you and your honesty and turned Stephanie's honesty,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I do. So we had a

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Speaker 1: dinner party for nine at the house, okay, and I

2055
01:44:36,720 --> 01:44:38,960
Speaker 1: made a little bitty turkey meat ball so I can

2056
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Speaker 1: make some Italian wedding soup. And then I made this

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Speaker 1: beautiful lasagna I in a garden. Thank you on behalf

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Speaker 1: on behalf of all your gaze. We thank you. I

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Speaker 1: made I a garden's uh Italian turkey sauceag lasagna. Look

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Speaker 1: up the recipe. It's the best ever. And then at

2061
01:44:56,680 --> 01:44:59,120
Speaker 1: the last minute, of course, Alex like, yo, can we

2062
01:44:59,200 --> 01:45:03,120
Speaker 1: have some chicken home. I'm like, okay, So I got

2063
01:45:03,160 --> 01:45:05,400
Speaker 1: some chicken. I pounded the chicken's out, I braided them,

2064
01:45:05,439 --> 01:45:07,120
Speaker 1: and I you know, I fried them whatever. And I'm

2065
01:45:07,200 --> 01:45:08,599
Speaker 1: just like, oh my god, I have to make sauce.

2066
01:45:09,680 --> 01:45:13,400
Speaker 1: So in my kitchen back way behind the cereal boxes

2067
01:45:13,600 --> 01:45:18,600
Speaker 1: in the cupboard, I have bottles of Rayo's marinara. You so,

2068
01:45:18,960 --> 01:45:21,559
Speaker 1: did you add some wine to it? Yeah? I doctored

2069
01:45:21,600 --> 01:45:24,800
Speaker 1: a little bit, o. But but I what I did was,

2070
01:45:25,080 --> 01:45:26,680
Speaker 1: you know, everyone was in the kitchen. I took the

2071
01:45:26,800 --> 01:45:28,400
Speaker 1: pan I was gonna put the sauce, and I went

2072
01:45:28,479 --> 01:45:31,040
Speaker 1: into the into the pantry and I poured it in

2073
01:45:31,120 --> 01:45:34,160
Speaker 1: there in there, and then I hid the bottle behind

2074
01:45:34,200 --> 01:45:35,479
Speaker 1: the cereal and I brought it back out and just

2075
01:45:35,520 --> 01:45:38,240
Speaker 1: started a stirring. And no one knew that strickster. I

2076
01:45:38,320 --> 01:45:40,679
Speaker 1: had no idea, and it was great. It was great.

2077
01:45:40,720 --> 01:45:43,120
Speaker 1: I know, Oh my god, I know. But even if

2078
01:45:43,120 --> 01:45:46,400
Speaker 1: it's whatever brand, if it doesn't okay, So you enjoyed it.

2079
01:45:47,160 --> 01:45:49,479
Speaker 1: But I didn't say to you, oh, that's the sauce

2080
01:45:49,560 --> 01:45:51,920
Speaker 1: I slaved over all day. But I did lie. Because

2081
01:45:51,920 --> 01:45:53,879
Speaker 1: I didn't tell you it's not my sauce. You assumed

2082
01:45:53,880 --> 01:45:55,560
Speaker 1: it was mine, right, I did assume it. If she

2083
01:45:55,760 --> 01:45:58,000
Speaker 1: had asked, if Gandhi had said, hey, el was this

2084
01:45:58,160 --> 01:46:00,519
Speaker 1: is delicious? Did you make this from scratch? Would you say?

2085
01:46:00,720 --> 01:46:04,360
Speaker 1: I would pull her aside and go. There wasn't even

2086
01:46:04,479 --> 01:46:07,160
Speaker 1: time for me to think that it wasn't made by you,

2087
01:46:07,280 --> 01:46:09,040
Speaker 1: because I was in the kitchen with you all day.

2088
01:46:09,040 --> 01:46:11,280
Speaker 1: The fact that you snuck that past this is amazing fact.

2089
01:46:11,320 --> 01:46:13,160
Speaker 1: The fact is I had to sneak into another room

2090
01:46:13,200 --> 01:46:14,800
Speaker 1: with the pan and pour it in another room and

2091
01:46:14,840 --> 01:46:17,000
Speaker 1: then stuck the pan back in. He was cooking all day.

2092
01:46:17,360 --> 01:46:19,759
Speaker 1: That soup took him four hours to make the stock.

2093
01:46:19,880 --> 01:46:22,479
Speaker 1: I mean, I can't believe it, but I'm scared. I

2094
01:46:22,600 --> 01:46:25,160
Speaker 1: remember when the listener called in and admitted to burning

2095
01:46:25,240 --> 01:46:27,680
Speaker 1: the turkey at Thanksgiving, and then she went over to

2096
01:46:27,800 --> 01:46:30,960
Speaker 1: Boston Market and then took a whole bunch of Thanksgiving

2097
01:46:31,040 --> 01:46:34,840
Speaker 1: Carver sandwiches, slid all the turkey meat off the sandwiched

2098
01:46:35,040 --> 01:46:38,840
Speaker 1: up on a fancy tray. And what's wrong? Okay, they

2099
01:46:39,040 --> 01:46:42,920
Speaker 1: enjoyed the meal, right, And look, you lied by making

2100
01:46:43,000 --> 01:46:46,559
Speaker 1: them assume you cooked it. You didn't say, hey, everyone,

2101
01:46:46,680 --> 01:46:49,120
Speaker 1: look at the turkey I've made, right, you never said it.

2102
01:46:49,760 --> 01:46:53,439
Speaker 1: It's better than you people showing up and your meal socks.

2103
01:46:53,880 --> 01:46:57,080
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, of course, totally. No, I agree with that,

2104
01:46:57,439 --> 01:47:00,320
Speaker 1: all right, So I lied to my friends. I mean

2105
01:47:00,560 --> 01:47:02,200
Speaker 1: Lydia Malcolm, you were here, did I mean, do you

2106
01:47:02,240 --> 01:47:04,519
Speaker 1: feel defended? Not at all? A matter of fact, I'm

2107
01:47:04,520 --> 01:47:09,439
Speaker 1: gonna go get some of those no narrow jars the best,

2108
01:47:10,920 --> 01:47:14,840
Speaker 1: that's amazing. Yeah. Uh, this text not in my house.

2109
01:47:14,960 --> 01:47:17,920
Speaker 1: My my nana would stir the sauce and have a

2110
01:47:18,000 --> 01:47:19,840
Speaker 1: sponge in the other hand. Every time a little speck

2111
01:47:19,880 --> 01:47:21,559
Speaker 1: of sauce came on the stuff, she wiped it down.

2112
01:47:22,080 --> 01:47:24,200
Speaker 1: And that's how she did it. That's how she taught me. Wow.

2113
01:47:24,880 --> 01:47:26,000
Speaker 1: Is that what is that the text you want me

2114
01:47:26,080 --> 01:47:30,599
Speaker 1: to read? Yeah? Yeah, not in my house. I would

2115
01:47:30,640 --> 01:47:33,439
Speaker 1: never allow a splatt mine, No, no, I love. I

2116
01:47:33,520 --> 01:47:35,600
Speaker 1: love when the Italians text in about their Nona. No, no,

2117
01:47:36,560 --> 01:47:40,559
Speaker 1: I know. So let me ask you this. What are

2118
01:47:40,640 --> 01:47:44,760
Speaker 1: some other permissible lies out there? Things that you go, yeah,

2119
01:47:44,840 --> 01:47:46,880
Speaker 1: I did this, I did that. No you didn't. Look.

2120
01:47:46,880 --> 01:47:48,840
Speaker 1: I'll tell you one. But it's not really a lie.

2121
01:47:48,960 --> 01:47:52,120
Speaker 1: But I'm I'm writing this book. The book's almost totally written.

2122
01:47:52,160 --> 01:47:54,040
Speaker 1: It's coming on October one. People have already bought it,

2123
01:47:54,080 --> 01:47:56,439
Speaker 1: so I better finish it. Yeah, but I didn't write it.

2124
01:47:56,760 --> 01:47:58,599
Speaker 1: I mean I wrote it, but I have a guy

2125
01:47:58,720 --> 01:48:00,840
Speaker 1: who writes it, because you know, he was he's a

2126
01:48:00,880 --> 01:48:03,720
Speaker 1: writer and he knows how to make it work better. Yeah.

2127
01:48:03,760 --> 01:48:05,720
Speaker 1: But I never came on the ear and said, yeah,

2128
01:48:05,840 --> 01:48:09,080
Speaker 1: I have a guy writing my book. No, I clearly

2129
01:48:09,120 --> 01:48:12,519
Speaker 1: say it's my books, you know, and you'll see his name.

2130
01:48:12,560 --> 01:48:15,760
Speaker 1: It says, you know, written with you know whatever. So

2131
01:48:15,880 --> 01:48:18,519
Speaker 1: yeah that, well that's not even a lie. Well I'm

2132
01:48:18,520 --> 01:48:20,280
Speaker 1: not admitting to that, and it's on the book. But

2133
01:48:20,360 --> 01:48:22,439
Speaker 1: he could surprise people to find out, Oh you didn't

2134
01:48:22,439 --> 01:48:24,560
Speaker 1: sit down and like pen the whole thing. I was

2135
01:48:24,600 --> 01:48:25,920
Speaker 1: just going through a list in my head of things

2136
01:48:25,960 --> 01:48:27,600
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, we're permissible lies, and then I

2137
01:48:27,640 --> 01:48:29,679
Speaker 1: don't think any of them are. Like, I don't think

2138
01:48:29,680 --> 01:48:32,360
Speaker 1: it's okay to tell your friends that they look good

2139
01:48:32,400 --> 01:48:34,639
Speaker 1: if they don't. Like whenever I see someone looking crazy

2140
01:48:34,680 --> 01:48:36,240
Speaker 1: in public, I think, oh my god, you have terrible friends.

2141
01:48:36,240 --> 01:48:39,200
Speaker 1: It didn't tell you not to wear that? Wow? But yeah,

2142
01:48:39,320 --> 01:48:40,840
Speaker 1: do you tell them that they look good? What they do?

2143
01:48:41,280 --> 01:48:43,760
Speaker 1: It depends on the friend. Some friends can handle it,

2144
01:48:43,880 --> 01:48:46,519
Speaker 1: some can't. See That's the thing about Gandhi. You You

2145
01:48:46,720 --> 01:48:49,439
Speaker 1: will say what's on your mind and to a fault. Well,

2146
01:48:49,760 --> 01:48:51,120
Speaker 1: I want to be a good friend, and I would

2147
01:48:51,120 --> 01:48:53,120
Speaker 1: hope somebody does the same to me. You know, if

2148
01:48:53,120 --> 01:48:54,800
Speaker 1: I put something on it looked like trash or I

2149
01:48:54,840 --> 01:48:56,840
Speaker 1: would want someone to be like, no, don't do that one.

2150
01:48:56,920 --> 01:48:59,200
Speaker 1: That's not a good idea. I just think that as

2151
01:48:59,240 --> 01:49:02,400
Speaker 1: we go through a lie, sometimes we when you say

2152
01:49:02,439 --> 01:49:03,920
Speaker 1: this out loud, you feel like it's a scumbag, But

2153
01:49:03,920 --> 01:49:06,000
Speaker 1: I'm saying it anyway. Sometimes in life you do have

2154
01:49:06,080 --> 01:49:07,600
Speaker 1: to bend the truth a little to the left or

2155
01:49:07,640 --> 01:49:09,800
Speaker 1: to the right to make things work out the best.

2156
01:49:10,080 --> 01:49:12,000
Speaker 1: We lie to our kids all the time, Like what

2157
01:49:12,120 --> 01:49:15,400
Speaker 1: kind of lies you tell your kids? Please? We there's

2158
01:49:15,439 --> 01:49:17,360
Speaker 1: certain like I'll always say, oh, they got you on

2159
01:49:17,479 --> 01:49:19,679
Speaker 1: camera doing something at school, so you better be careful

2160
01:49:19,720 --> 01:49:22,840
Speaker 1: because they's gonna catch like they do it. But they

2161
01:49:22,880 --> 01:49:25,200
Speaker 1: do have cameras, so that's not a tot. Yeah, but

2162
01:49:25,240 --> 01:49:27,360
Speaker 1: I don't think they have cameras every inch of the place.

2163
01:49:27,520 --> 01:49:30,040
Speaker 1: But I think, yeah, you know, I forget it. You.

2164
01:49:30,479 --> 01:49:32,720
Speaker 1: It's ridiculous, Like what does your parent You just tell

2165
01:49:32,720 --> 01:49:34,760
Speaker 1: you if you swallow that gum, you're gonna grow gum

2166
01:49:34,840 --> 01:49:36,920
Speaker 1: tree in your stomach. I used to believe that crap.

2167
01:49:37,360 --> 01:49:40,120
Speaker 1: You believe there's a gum tree in your sta My

2168
01:49:40,200 --> 01:49:42,800
Speaker 1: mom told me that it was gonna grow in my stomach. Yeah,

2169
01:49:42,840 --> 01:49:46,599
Speaker 1: I believed her. Gum if you my dad said, if

2170
01:49:46,600 --> 01:49:49,200
Speaker 1: you eat gum, it stays in your stomach for seven years. Yeah,

2171
01:49:50,200 --> 01:49:52,160
Speaker 1: that can't be true. It's not gum hanging out for

2172
01:49:52,200 --> 01:49:54,240
Speaker 1: seven years. What about your froggy? What permissible lie are

2173
01:49:54,240 --> 01:49:56,280
Speaker 1: you telling? Well? What about when you tell somebody, oh,

2174
01:49:56,360 --> 01:49:59,479
Speaker 1: I've only been with three partners? Are you? Are you

2175
01:49:59,640 --> 01:50:03,120
Speaker 1: lying to people to stop an arguments? Exactly? It's a

2176
01:50:03,200 --> 01:50:06,880
Speaker 1: It's a lie that is not really negative. It's not

2177
01:50:06,880 --> 01:50:09,040
Speaker 1: gonna hurt anybody. It just keeps it from getting out

2178
01:50:09,040 --> 01:50:11,280
Speaker 1: of hand. I got it like earlier. We had a

2179
01:50:11,400 --> 01:50:13,600
Speaker 1: caller call up. She said she and her boyfriend on

2180
01:50:13,680 --> 01:50:15,080
Speaker 1: a break and when they got back together, they had

2181
01:50:15,120 --> 01:50:17,519
Speaker 1: to tell each other who they slept with. Never, I

2182
01:50:17,600 --> 01:50:20,160
Speaker 1: mean like no, I just you know, I you know,

2183
01:50:20,280 --> 01:50:24,120
Speaker 1: I had mister Handy. That was as far as I got. Liar.

2184
01:50:24,600 --> 01:50:28,559
Speaker 1: Line twenty four is Becca. Here we go? Yeah, Becca,

2185
01:50:28,680 --> 01:50:31,040
Speaker 1: Grandma's And when they cook your Thanksgiving dinner, I know

2186
01:50:31,160 --> 01:50:33,479
Speaker 1: that they cook it all right. They don't lie. Grandma's

2187
01:50:33,479 --> 01:50:38,280
Speaker 1: don't lie. Yeah. She got tired of peeling the potatoes,

2188
01:50:38,320 --> 01:50:40,680
Speaker 1: I guess, so she used some dried ones. And a

2189
01:50:40,840 --> 01:50:43,280
Speaker 1: month later she was like, hey, guys, I have something

2190
01:50:43,360 --> 01:50:46,160
Speaker 1: to tell you, And she had used dried potatoes for

2191
01:50:46,280 --> 01:50:48,760
Speaker 1: half of it. You know that that was killing her

2192
01:50:48,880 --> 01:50:52,080
Speaker 1: for the last couple of months. That, Yeah, that's guilt.

2193
01:50:52,160 --> 01:50:57,280
Speaker 1: Grandma guilt. Guilt. Grandma guilt is her new name, Grandma guilt.

2194
01:50:57,600 --> 01:50:59,920
Speaker 1: I Becca, Thanks, but something a little thing like potato

2195
01:51:00,080 --> 01:51:06,679
Speaker 1: flakes versus real potatoes. Grandmas, they lose sleep over that crowd. Hi, Jessica, Hi, Hey,

2196
01:51:06,840 --> 01:51:10,040
Speaker 1: how's your drive so far? Good? Hi? Yeah, it's good.

2197
01:51:10,160 --> 01:51:13,559
Speaker 1: Just drop off so I'm happy. Oh, the kids are

2198
01:51:13,600 --> 01:51:15,200
Speaker 1: out of it. If I can talk about mister Handy

2199
01:51:15,240 --> 01:51:19,559
Speaker 1: now anyway, all right, so the permissible I don't you agree, Jessica.

2200
01:51:19,640 --> 01:51:23,760
Speaker 1: It's okay to bend the truth a little sometimes, just

2201
01:51:23,880 --> 01:51:26,679
Speaker 1: a little bit. If if it needs to be done

2202
01:51:26,760 --> 01:51:30,160
Speaker 1: in order to keep people happy and satisfied, then yes,

2203
01:51:30,360 --> 01:51:32,600
Speaker 1: send it a little bit. How have you done that?

2204
01:51:32,760 --> 01:51:35,680
Speaker 1: How have you done that? Well? Every year we have,

2205
01:51:36,360 --> 01:51:40,040
Speaker 1: Well we had a Thanksgiving one year and I didn't

2206
01:51:40,120 --> 01:51:42,200
Speaker 1: I was not aware. I mean, I think I'm a

2207
01:51:42,200 --> 01:51:44,960
Speaker 1: pretty good cook, but I don't know. I wasn't aware

2208
01:51:45,000 --> 01:51:48,400
Speaker 1: that when you get a turkey from the supermarket, it's

2209
01:51:48,560 --> 01:51:51,040
Speaker 1: it's in if it was frozen, and I didn't know

2210
01:51:51,160 --> 01:51:56,479
Speaker 1: it's gonna open the door, you know what I mean,

2211
01:51:56,560 --> 01:51:58,280
Speaker 1: Like when you open the door and like that's where

2212
01:51:58,320 --> 01:52:00,320
Speaker 1: the frozen stuff is and you open it and you

2213
01:52:00,680 --> 01:52:02,559
Speaker 1: know frozen, you take it out and you close it. Well,

2214
01:52:02,600 --> 01:52:05,479
Speaker 1: it wasn't in any sort of thing like that. Yeah,

2215
01:52:05,800 --> 01:52:08,880
Speaker 1: So I left it out all night. I was like

2216
01:52:09,000 --> 01:52:11,400
Speaker 1: I got up the next morning, I was like, I'm ready,

2217
01:52:11,560 --> 01:52:13,600
Speaker 1: Like let's do this. I went to like put it

2218
01:52:13,640 --> 01:52:16,000
Speaker 1: in the oven and it was like it was hard

2219
01:52:16,080 --> 01:52:18,240
Speaker 1: as a rock. And I had people coming over that night.

2220
01:52:18,520 --> 01:52:19,960
Speaker 1: So what do you do so? I just want to

2221
01:52:20,320 --> 01:52:22,559
Speaker 1: I went to a honey Baked Ham company. I didn't

2222
01:52:22,600 --> 01:52:26,719
Speaker 1: tell nobody, and I just, you know, put the turkey

2223
01:52:26,760 --> 01:52:29,960
Speaker 1: in the oven, pre cooked, warmed it, served it, and

2224
01:52:30,120 --> 01:52:32,080
Speaker 1: everyone said it was the best turkey I've ever made.

2225
01:52:33,000 --> 01:52:34,640
Speaker 1: But did you did you stand at the foot of

2226
01:52:34,640 --> 01:52:37,040
Speaker 1: the table and say, attention to everyone, here's the turkey

2227
01:52:37,160 --> 01:52:41,559
Speaker 1: I roasted for you today. I slaved all day long.

2228
01:52:46,240 --> 01:52:48,240
Speaker 1: What do you do now every year? Because now every

2229
01:52:48,320 --> 01:52:52,320
Speaker 1: year they're expecting that it to be that fabulous. Well

2230
01:52:52,400 --> 01:52:54,840
Speaker 1: now I know, well, now I know that you need

2231
01:52:54,920 --> 01:52:56,880
Speaker 1: to get it a few days before and let it thaw.

2232
01:52:57,120 --> 01:53:00,960
Speaker 1: I got it now like I let it thaw. You

2233
01:53:01,040 --> 01:53:03,280
Speaker 1: have to understand something. When you cook for a huge

2234
01:53:03,479 --> 01:53:06,479
Speaker 1: bunch of people for Thanksgiving or whatever, that's stressful. And

2235
01:53:06,560 --> 01:53:09,240
Speaker 1: if you can eliminate some of that stress by getting

2236
01:53:09,240 --> 01:53:12,000
Speaker 1: a turkey from honey bag Ham, fine, couldn't care less.

2237
01:53:12,200 --> 01:53:13,680
Speaker 1: I love this text. It just came in. My mom

2238
01:53:13,760 --> 01:53:23,920
Speaker 1: told me swallowing gum, we'll block my buttole bubbles. All, Well,

2239
01:53:23,960 --> 01:53:26,519
Speaker 1: thank you for your college, Jessica. I think he did. Okay,

2240
01:53:26,800 --> 01:53:28,599
Speaker 1: as long as you'll make a big deal about how

2241
01:53:28,680 --> 01:53:31,040
Speaker 1: you roasted the turkey you just hated. But if someone

2242
01:53:31,120 --> 01:53:33,080
Speaker 1: asked me, I couldn't lie. I would say this sauce

2243
01:53:33,200 --> 01:53:34,559
Speaker 1: is great. How did you make this sauce? I'll say

2244
01:53:34,600 --> 01:53:37,720
Speaker 1: I made it by opening a jar. So there you go,

2245
01:53:37,880 --> 01:53:39,920
Speaker 1: Just get into the three things you need to know

2246
01:53:40,080 --> 01:53:43,439
Speaker 1: from Gandhi. We're following lots of stories today. One of them,

2247
01:53:43,479 --> 01:53:46,599
Speaker 1: of course, the flooding going on Nebraska, parts of Iowa,

2248
01:53:46,840 --> 01:53:48,800
Speaker 1: and of course I think they're up to three people

2249
01:53:49,400 --> 01:53:51,439
Speaker 1: who have passed away so far. One of them this

2250
01:53:51,640 --> 01:53:55,439
Speaker 1: farmer who was actually on his tractor heading out down

2251
01:53:55,520 --> 01:53:57,240
Speaker 1: the field to help other people, and he on his

2252
01:53:57,360 --> 01:54:01,000
Speaker 1: tractor swept away and he's now a hero in their neighborhood. Sad. Yeah,

2253
01:54:01,080 --> 01:54:02,920
Speaker 1: Red Cross dot org if you want to donate, because

2254
01:54:02,960 --> 01:54:06,080
Speaker 1: it's really bad, all right. The Dutch counter Terrorism agency

2255
01:54:06,200 --> 01:54:08,240
Speaker 1: says that a shooting that happened today has all the

2256
01:54:08,320 --> 01:54:11,120
Speaker 1: characteristics of a terror attack. It happened on a tram.

2257
01:54:11,280 --> 01:54:13,759
Speaker 1: One person is dead, several others injured, and the suspect

2258
01:54:13,840 --> 01:54:15,920
Speaker 1: is still at large. So they brought in the counter

2259
01:54:16,000 --> 01:54:18,599
Speaker 1: terrorism task force and we'll see how that one works out.

2260
01:54:19,040 --> 01:54:23,639
Speaker 1: China says that a surgeon successfully performed a brain surgery

2261
01:54:23,680 --> 01:54:26,639
Speaker 1: procedure on a patient from over eighteen hundred miles away.

2262
01:54:27,160 --> 01:54:29,519
Speaker 1: How crazy is that I can do that. They planted

2263
01:54:29,560 --> 01:54:32,320
Speaker 1: a neurotransmitter in this person's head and used robotics. This

2264
01:54:32,400 --> 01:54:34,640
Speaker 1: guy controlled it from where he was all the way

2265
01:54:34,640 --> 01:54:37,040
Speaker 1: across eighteen hundred miles and they said the patient is

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01:54:37,080 --> 01:54:39,400
Speaker 1: up and feeling great and there were no complications. Everything's fine.

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Speaker 1: So he did a brain surgery with a joystick. Huh,

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Speaker 1: I'm very worded out by it. Wow, I know he

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01:54:44,560 --> 01:54:48,760
Speaker 1: thought he was playing a video game. And finally, Frog,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna needs your help on this. The Apple online

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01:54:50,760 --> 01:54:52,600
Speaker 1: store is down right now, and people think it's because

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01:54:52,600 --> 01:54:54,560
Speaker 1: there's going to be an announcement later today. What do

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01:54:54,640 --> 01:54:57,360
Speaker 1: you know about this? The rumor is that they're adding

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01:54:57,720 --> 01:55:02,240
Speaker 1: new fifth generation or so generation iPads, iPods, and maybe

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01:55:02,320 --> 01:55:04,000
Speaker 1: some new computers. And they do this a lot so

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01:55:04,080 --> 01:55:07,040
Speaker 1: that they take the store down. They then load everything

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Speaker 1: in the store and then when they make the announcement,

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01:55:08,840 --> 01:55:11,120
Speaker 1: movements ready for purchase after the announcement, and there is

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01:55:11,160 --> 01:55:16,960
Speaker 1: an announcement coming soon from out the Yeah, I don't

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01:55:17,000 --> 01:55:18,520
Speaker 1: think this is a phone announcement. I think this is

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01:55:18,560 --> 01:55:23,320
Speaker 1: a computer, and yeah, lots of other stuff. But a

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01:55:23,360 --> 01:55:24,960
Speaker 1: lot of people went to the Apple store today and said,

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01:55:24,960 --> 01:55:27,400
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, it's down. What could be going on? Announcement?

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01:55:27,560 --> 01:55:30,000
Speaker 1: Is that why my computer wasn't working very well today

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01:55:30,040 --> 01:55:32,760
Speaker 1: because it's getting ready for the new play? I don't

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01:55:32,760 --> 01:55:35,440
Speaker 1: think so that's hurts bad WIFEI all right, I will

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01:55:35,520 --> 01:55:37,640
Speaker 1: thank you God. Let's take a break. Your phone tap

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01:55:37,680 --> 01:55:42,040
Speaker 1: with Danielle coming up right after this. You're a dumb

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01:55:42,080 --> 01:55:48,840
Speaker 1: ass show. Have you played Relative Insanity yet? You know

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01:55:48,920 --> 01:55:51,800
Speaker 1: how everyone thinks they're a comedian. Well, Relative Insanity is

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01:55:51,840 --> 01:55:54,360
Speaker 1: the game that actually makes anyone funny, even if they're not.

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01:55:54,680 --> 01:55:57,520
Speaker 1: When you play those punchline cards, you can actually be funny.

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01:55:57,920 --> 01:56:03,520
Speaker 1: Relative Insanity available now at TAR from play Monster, Lvis,

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01:56:03,560 --> 01:56:06,720
Speaker 1: Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tap. All right, let's

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01:56:06,720 --> 01:56:09,520
Speaker 1: get into it your phone tab. Who's doing it today? Me? Oh,

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01:56:09,720 --> 01:56:16,480
Speaker 1: Danielle is not okay, so sorry to disappoint you. It's

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01:56:16,520 --> 01:56:19,720
Speaker 1: just it's just the usual, daniel Yeah, all right, let's

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01:56:19,720 --> 01:56:21,480
Speaker 1: see what you got. All right. So, Bonnie and Scott

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01:56:21,520 --> 01:56:23,360
Speaker 1: they have a twelve year old a son. His name

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01:56:23,440 --> 01:56:26,080
Speaker 1: is Tyler. Tyler and Dad are super close, and Bonnie

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01:56:26,280 --> 01:56:29,640
Speaker 1: is always saying, Scott, you're so im mature. Gotta be

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01:56:29,680 --> 01:56:33,040
Speaker 1: a little bit more mature. So we're calling to be funny.

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01:56:33,160 --> 01:56:35,120
Speaker 1: We're calling her to mess with her as a rep

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01:56:35,240 --> 01:56:39,440
Speaker 1: from the Sun's school. All right, here we go. Daniel's

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01:56:39,440 --> 01:56:42,520
Speaker 1: phone tap. Listen, Hello, yeah, Hi, this is missus boy

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01:56:42,840 --> 01:56:46,160
Speaker 1: from her. If you don't know, Oh, hi, I think

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01:56:46,200 --> 01:56:49,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be sending Tyler home early today. What happened?

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01:56:49,600 --> 01:56:52,760
Speaker 1: He's wearing a shirt that is definitely inappropriate for school.

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01:56:53,560 --> 01:56:55,600
Speaker 1: What do you mean? He's wearing a T shirt that

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01:56:55,640 --> 01:57:00,960
Speaker 1: says Free Face Rides. Okay, what does that mean? Seriously,

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01:57:01,320 --> 01:57:04,040
Speaker 1: you don't know what that means? No, I don't know

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01:57:04,120 --> 01:57:07,560
Speaker 1: what that means. They're like a band a band. No,

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01:57:07,800 --> 01:57:10,280
Speaker 1: there's no band that I know called Free Face Rides.

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01:57:10,640 --> 01:57:14,400
Speaker 1: I don't get it. I don't understand going for a ride.

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01:57:15,800 --> 01:57:19,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, I don't know why anybody would

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01:57:19,600 --> 01:57:21,600
Speaker 1: send their kid to school wearing a shirt that says this.

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01:57:21,920 --> 01:57:25,520
Speaker 1: I mean I didn't send he dresses himself, he's he's twelve.

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01:57:25,720 --> 01:57:27,880
Speaker 1: I mean I didn't dress him in that shirt today.

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01:57:27,920 --> 01:57:29,560
Speaker 1: I had no idea what it means. Is there like

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01:57:29,600 --> 01:57:31,160
Speaker 1: another T shirt that you can just like let him

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01:57:31,200 --> 01:57:32,440
Speaker 1: borrow for the rest of the day and let him

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01:57:32,440 --> 01:57:33,840
Speaker 1: make him cause he has to go home and know

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01:57:34,000 --> 01:57:35,800
Speaker 1: that he's made a mistake. I mean, I'm not even

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01:57:35,800 --> 01:57:37,320
Speaker 1: gonna let him come back for the rest of the day.

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Speaker 1: He's got to come back tomorrow. He probably doesn't even

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Speaker 1: know what it means. I mean, come on, he's twelve

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Speaker 1: years old. He knows what it means. He's not stupid.

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Speaker 1: I'm sending him home. Okay, all right, please do not

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01:57:48,840 --> 01:57:50,320
Speaker 1: let him wear shirts like that again. And if I

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01:57:50,440 --> 01:57:52,040
Speaker 1: was you, I would throw it in the garbage. Oh,

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01:57:52,160 --> 01:57:53,960
Speaker 1: clearly I won't because then you'll just send him home

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01:57:54,000 --> 01:57:56,240
Speaker 1: from school and to know him an education. Okay, Really,

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01:57:56,640 --> 01:57:58,960
Speaker 1: you should pay more attention to what goes on in

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01:57:59,040 --> 01:58:01,520
Speaker 1: your house because maybe there's other things you're over You're

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01:58:01,560 --> 01:58:03,400
Speaker 1: really over stepping a line right now. I know you're

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01:58:03,520 --> 01:58:05,800
Speaker 1: you're stepping over stepping a line. You know what, you

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01:58:05,880 --> 01:58:07,440
Speaker 1: need to hang out because it sounds like I'm gonna

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01:58:07,480 --> 01:58:09,120
Speaker 1: need to call and talk to the principle. So don't

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01:58:09,120 --> 01:58:12,720
Speaker 1: you sorry, I'm going to hang up goodbye. Sounds like

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01:58:12,800 --> 01:58:16,840
Speaker 1: she needs a free face ride. Excuse me, I'm so sorry,

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01:58:16,960 --> 01:58:18,880
Speaker 1: So what did you say? Okay, so I'll take care

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01:58:18,920 --> 01:58:20,800
Speaker 1: of Tyler and send him home and just send him

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01:58:20,800 --> 01:58:22,920
Speaker 1: back in two days. No, no, no, what did you

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01:58:23,000 --> 01:58:25,560
Speaker 1: just say? I said, send Tyler? I'm sending Tyler home?

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01:58:25,600 --> 01:58:27,120
Speaker 1: And no, no, no, not to me. Just now, what

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01:58:27,200 --> 01:58:28,800
Speaker 1: did you say it to someone? You thought I didn't

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01:58:28,880 --> 01:58:30,840
Speaker 1: hear it? Will you please say that? I hope you

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01:58:30,920 --> 01:58:32,800
Speaker 1: have a great louder. I hope you have a good day.

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01:58:32,880 --> 01:58:39,240
Speaker 1: Thank you. Hello, any Bonny Scott, you need to come

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01:58:39,280 --> 01:58:42,960
Speaker 1: meet me at Tyler school right now. I just had

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01:58:43,000 --> 01:58:45,880
Speaker 1: a call from his stupid teacher and she's sending him

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01:58:45,880 --> 01:58:47,720
Speaker 1: home because of a shirt that he's wearing. But it

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01:58:47,760 --> 01:58:50,280
Speaker 1: is apparently inappropriate that I had no idea he even owned.

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01:58:50,880 --> 01:58:53,400
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait what what was the shirt? It said?

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01:58:53,840 --> 01:58:57,400
Speaker 1: Free Face Ride? Oh yeah, I got him at you

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01:58:58,080 --> 01:59:01,600
Speaker 1: got him that shirt? Yeah, it's funny. Did you know

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01:59:01,640 --> 01:59:03,480
Speaker 1: what it meant? Yeah? I knew what it meant? The

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01:59:03,480 --> 01:59:08,640
Speaker 1: twelve year old ston't. That's for God's follows. You see

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01:59:08,720 --> 01:59:12,520
Speaker 1: him leave with that today? I can't leave him a

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01:59:12,520 --> 01:59:16,080
Speaker 1: shirt cut like that? What is wrong with you? What

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01:59:16,280 --> 01:59:19,800
Speaker 1: are you gonna go up? It's funny, It's not funny.

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01:59:20,520 --> 01:59:23,120
Speaker 1: Do you think it ends from record that he worried?

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01:59:23,280 --> 01:59:26,200
Speaker 1: Three Face reads shoots to school. I don't know what

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01:59:26,360 --> 01:59:28,840
Speaker 1: the gonna go on his records. The tim's from a record.

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01:59:28,880 --> 01:59:31,440
Speaker 1: It's gonna be hilarious. Get your ass in your car

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01:59:31,560 --> 01:59:33,480
Speaker 1: and meet me at the school. You really need to

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01:59:33,520 --> 01:59:36,160
Speaker 1: pro down. Don't tell me what to do. Meet me

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01:59:36,440 --> 01:59:38,600
Speaker 1: at the school. Got it? Can you need to pick

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01:59:38,680 --> 01:59:41,400
Speaker 1: me up? No? I can't pick you up. Hated the

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01:59:41,480 --> 01:59:44,400
Speaker 1: beers and that good? Is that? What? It's not even

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01:59:44,480 --> 01:59:51,440
Speaker 1: noon yet? What's wrong with you? Why? This is Daniel

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01:59:51,480 --> 01:59:53,680
Speaker 1: Manaro from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, and Scott

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01:59:53,720 --> 01:59:59,080
Speaker 1: just fumed, Oh my god, I'm sorry, baby, I'm not

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01:59:59,320 --> 02:00:02,920
Speaker 1: what I am? Oh, don't worry. If you're not now,

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02:00:03,080 --> 02:00:11,360
Speaker 1: you will be soon. Wow. I love that she was

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02:00:11,400 --> 02:00:13,200
Speaker 1: not having it now. You know what, Sometimes you guys

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02:00:13,240 --> 02:00:15,400
Speaker 1: do these phone taps and sometimes they like it, sometimes

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02:00:15,480 --> 02:00:16,960
Speaker 1: they don't. I don't think she did now, I don't

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02:00:17,000 --> 02:00:20,080
Speaker 1: think she was thrilled. All right? Well, this phone tab

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Speaker 1: was prerecorded with permission granted by All Party Space, Elvis

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02:00:24,280 --> 02:00:27,440
Speaker 1: durand phone Tab. We're only on Elvis Duran in the

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02:00:27,520 --> 02:00:33,240
Speaker 1: Morning Show. The Morning Show's official YouTube channel go to

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02:00:33,360 --> 02:00:37,720
Speaker 1: YouTube search Elvis Durant Show and subscribe. Today, Elvis Durrand

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Speaker 1: in the Morning Show,