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Speaker 1: I listened to The Black Guy Who Tips podcast because

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Speaker 1: Rod and Karen are hot. A sick up in your

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Speaker 1: average Papa Twist, Cabbage offensetinc. Niggas, don't think shit, stink

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Speaker 1: pink Gatos, my Detroit Players, tens from my Hooligans in Brooklyn,

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Speaker 1: Dead right if the head right, Biggie dead every night.

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Speaker 2: Hey, welcome to The Black Guy Who Tells podcast and

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Speaker 2: your host Rod Ed and we're in the house on

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Speaker 2: a Wednesday, last day of the week.

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Speaker 3: Yes, a very eventful week.

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Speaker 2: Well, we only got to talk about one thing, Game

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Speaker 2: of Thrones and Rachel doz out, so but we have

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Speaker 2: had some interesting guests Game we got mel from Getting Terrible,

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Speaker 2: We had Reggie from What's the t Of course, we

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Speaker 2: got Justin doing a horrible white man voice impersonation that

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Speaker 2: drove everybody crazy for forty minutes.

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Speaker 3: The hate mail has been received everyone and Dan'll never read. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: apparently did not go over well.

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Speaker 2: But we also got the round up with somebody who

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Speaker 2: we wanted to have on the show last week, and

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Speaker 2: the cable and internet went out at four o'clock, Yes

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Speaker 2: it did, and it did not come back on until

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Speaker 2: eleven forty five that night.

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Speaker 3: So we had to do a special midnight show last week.

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Speaker 4: Yes we did, but go ahead and just to let

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Speaker 4: y'all know, I got my money back for the Owuls

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Speaker 4: did it. We were inconvenienced and we couldn't get jail

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Speaker 2: Spoiler alert it was jail Covan, as Karen just just

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Speaker 2: alluded to.

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Speaker 4: Uh.

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Speaker 3: Freshly off of YouTube classic, I would like to call it.

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Speaker 3: Twelve years of.

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Speaker 2: Bringer with hilarious is so fucking good. So many of

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Speaker 2: our friends are in it, Chris Lambert, ray Sonny John Minus,

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Speaker 2: Mike Brown, Brandon Collins, uh, and there was a few

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Speaker 2: other guys that, like I've seen in your other video,

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Speaker 2: I don't know by name because they're white. And then

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Speaker 2: at one time and then that one brother that was

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Speaker 2: on to some point too.

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Speaker 5: But it was.

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Speaker 3: It was excellent man, great.

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Speaker 1: Job, Thank you. Yeah, I was. I was very, very

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Speaker 1: very happy with it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Chris Lamberth is a toy day force. Uh.

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Speaker 2: And twelve years of Bringer, like I don't know if

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Speaker 2: I've ever seen him, you know, like he's always talked

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Speaker 2: about his acting in high school and stuff. But he

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Speaker 2: finally brought it, you know, full bear, and I see

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Speaker 2: that he can be a powerful person to be reckon with.

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Speaker 2: I thought he was. I thought he was really good

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Speaker 2: in the Adam Sandler parody.

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Speaker 5: As oh as Tyler Perry.

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Speaker 3: I thought it was good in that. But you know this, this,

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Speaker 3: I feel like this will be the one to get himself.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, to get him the Oscar. I would like to

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Speaker 2: play the audio for people. Even though I've shared this clip,

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Speaker 2: it will be attached to this episode on our page,

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Speaker 2: the Blackout tips dot com and it's on all our

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Speaker 3: But you have to hear of.

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Speaker 5: And can I just say one thing.

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Speaker 1: It's still it still bothers me a little bit, but

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Speaker 1: it was worth it that Chris required script approval.

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 1: I I and somebody wrote on my page when I

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Speaker 1: wants you know, I get it. You know, That's that's

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Speaker 5: Which maybe they shouldn't.

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Speaker 1: Maybe they shouldn't because you know, I pride myself on

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Speaker 5: But I was just like, what do I have to

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Speaker 5: do to make you trust me? Chris?

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Speaker 2: I feel like that's a valid thing for anyone working

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Speaker 2: with you to ask for, just because you've burned so

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you probably burn more bridges than you know you burn.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. No, I feel like it's coming back. The chickens

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Speaker 5: You coming after comedians? This is what we do.

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Speaker 1: But if you actually go after a respected comedian or

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Speaker 1: you supposed to make, you know, get better at your craft,

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Speaker 5: To go whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to I'm not sure I want to

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Speaker 1: So it's this whole idea of like a lot of talking,

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Speaker 1: And oh yeah, well I was just gonna say about Chris,

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Speaker 5: It was funny that somebody wrote, you.

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Speaker 1: Know, hashtag black actors sometimes acting like hashtag black wide receivers.

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Speaker 3: You know, Chris is a bit of a diva, you know.

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Speaker 1: But but it was all worth it, and you know,

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Speaker 2: He's like you, like Dad's Bryant, you know, maybe an

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Speaker 5: I had nothing to do with you.

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Speaker 3: I listen to so many.

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Speaker 2: Well, so it's like, Okay, you have a person who's

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Speaker 1: I mean and this is the thing not to sound

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Speaker 3: Because I'm always like that social hierarchy.

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Speaker 2: And then there's people that you can do that with, right,

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Speaker 3: Want to shout on him and no one's gonna stop you.

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Speaker 2: But then there's other people like you said, if you

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Speaker 1: And don't sleep on that music. I chose yeah, oh

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Speaker 5: You a comedian, Yes, yes I am.

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Speaker 3: I'm only a few years in, but I'm pretty good.

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Speaker 3: I told you this guy could be a comedian. Listen, man,

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Speaker 5: I think we have some great.

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Speaker 3: Opportunities we can offer you.

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Speaker 1: Sounds great, a right, please follow us.

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Speaker 5: What's your name? Solomon?

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Speaker 3: Right there?

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Speaker 5: That's where it goes down.

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Speaker 3: Now, who are you? Two white dudes in real life?

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Speaker 5: And they're guys that I whether it's a small.

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Speaker 5: He positive, sorry, can you posit?

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Speaker 5: It's like the director's commentary.

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Speaker 5: This was this was great. Yeah.

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Speaker 9: True about what's going on here.

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00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,040
Speaker 2: By the way, that's some good shaky cam work. By

443
00:20:47,119 --> 00:20:50,320
Speaker 2: the way, too, Like, like I said, the cinematography is excellent.

444
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,680
Speaker 2: It is so then this process is from the director

445
00:20:52,680 --> 00:21:01,680
Speaker 2: from Stephen Queen director Twelve Years a Slave. This shows

446
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,359
Speaker 2: all of the other black people that are ringers at the.

447
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:10,880
Speaker 5: I will tell you what is going on.

448
00:21:11,119 --> 00:21:14,760
Speaker 3: I feel like every single one of them packed a

449
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:17,560
Speaker 3: different type of slave, right, Like I don't know if

450
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:19,200
Speaker 3: you wrote it where they had to be a different

451
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:21,840
Speaker 3: type of slave or what, but nobody was the same

452
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:22,960
Speaker 3: type of slavey.

453
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:27,520
Speaker 1: Only Mike and and by the way, bringers not slaves. Yeah,

454
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:31,439
Speaker 1: it's just a coincidence that they're all black. Just I

455
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:35,440
Speaker 1: wasn't trying to hammer home the point by making everybody

456
00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:37,240
Speaker 1: black and I'm playing.

457
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,360
Speaker 5: By the way, big stretch.

458
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:42,760
Speaker 1: Just this is very sensitive, given the Rachel Dolajal nonsense.

459
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:47,960
Speaker 5: I'm playing a white club manager, s y I.

460
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,840
Speaker 3: With a handkerchief. It has your initials.

461
00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:51,520
Speaker 5: Thank you for noticing that.

462
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:54,320
Speaker 1: And I asked that he get at least one shot

463
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:55,399
Speaker 1: with the initials.

464
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,639
Speaker 5: A lot of dabbing, a lot of dabbing.

465
00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:01,399
Speaker 1: I almost wanted to get my assistant to hand me

466
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:06,760
Speaker 1: a glass of lemonape. We were, we were just moving quickly.

467
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:11,920
Speaker 1: But yeah, the uh, Mike Brown was the only guy.

468
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,919
Speaker 1: He was Carl he was the only one with like

469
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:17,200
Speaker 1: a definitive actually, and Brandon Collins a little bit too.

470
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:20,200
Speaker 1: They they're they're clearly on manager side.

471
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:23,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, they were house bringers.

472
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:33,639
Speaker 5: All right. I will tell you what is going on, Solomon.

473
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:39,760
Speaker 3: It becomes of out a new film about comedy's original sin,

474
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:40,880
Speaker 3: and sin is in rare.

475
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:46,560
Speaker 5: You are now a bringer. You see.

476
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:49,040
Speaker 1: All you need to do is bring ten little old

477
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:51,520
Speaker 1: people to my club and you get on stage.

478
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:57,840
Speaker 5: I'm not upbringer. I'm a comedian. All right.

479
00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:58,560
Speaker 3: What's the barhead?

480
00:22:58,720 --> 00:22:59,000
Speaker 5: His name?

481
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:02,680
Speaker 1: He's been an a guy that's Ron Barb and he's

482
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:05,359
Speaker 1: like he's like almost I think he's kind of a

483
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:09,560
Speaker 1: serious actor and he I love having him in my

484
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:12,520
Speaker 1: because he'll he even does this.

485
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:15,000
Speaker 5: Role well and he has zero lines.

486
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:18,120
Speaker 1: Sometimes has a lot of lines, but in this one

487
00:23:18,119 --> 00:23:21,479
Speaker 1: he has zero lines and he's still he he you know,

488
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:24,160
Speaker 1: he just likes being part of any acting project, so

489
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:28,280
Speaker 1: he he sells his non speaking role very well.

490
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:39,600
Speaker 8: Does is hilarious, Steven, what are you a Bringer?

491
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,280
Speaker 5: That's right? Carl? What are you?

492
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:47,080
Speaker 3: That's the best?

493
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:52,080
Speaker 1: I gave Mike Brown his choice of bringer when he

494
00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:54,400
Speaker 1: read the script and he said, oh.

495
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:55,080
Speaker 5: I want Carl.

496
00:23:58,119 --> 00:24:01,600
Speaker 2: Oh my god, oh man, he just stole the show

497
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:05,639
Speaker 2: man that was. It's so good. All his lines are

498
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 2: so good.

499
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:07,639
Speaker 5: That's a good bringing.

500
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:14,560
Speaker 3: Creepy. Yes, that's a good bringer.

501
00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:21,840
Speaker 2: Oh man, Carl, what are you see?

502
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:24,439
Speaker 1: You ain't a comic for a comedian or any other

503
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:25,760
Speaker 1: fancy term you got.

504
00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:29,160
Speaker 5: You're just a bringer, that's all you are. You bring

505
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,160
Speaker 5: people you can get on my stage, and you don't,

506
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:37,080
Speaker 5: and you don't she will learn. I don't know.

507
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:40,120
Speaker 1: I told Chris, you gotta give the you gotta give

508
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:43,280
Speaker 1: the defiant stare up like you won't be broken.

509
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:46,359
Speaker 2: Yes, and you know the other thing too, because I

510
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:48,600
Speaker 2: guess we forgot, they explained at the beginning. But Bringer

511
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:52,119
Speaker 2: shows are basically comedians can't get on stage unless they

512
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,840
Speaker 2: bring a certain amount of people to the audience, so

513
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:57,600
Speaker 2: the audience people will buy drinks and ship like that.

514
00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:59,360
Speaker 3: But really you're just kind of it's almost like a.

515
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:02,520
Speaker 2: Pyramid scheme where using your friends so you can get

516
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:04,880
Speaker 2: a couple of minutes on stage, and the clubs are

517
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 2: you know, it's kind of like the clubs aren't playing

518
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:08,680
Speaker 2: you financially.

519
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:09,480
Speaker 5: Well.

520
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:12,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I and I sort of I wrote about

521
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,960
Speaker 1: this a little while ago. This is another and Josh Homer,

522
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:17,560
Speaker 1: who I think is a friend of the show, had said, uh,

523
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:18,360
Speaker 1: maybe they don't.

524
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:18,840
Speaker 5: Want you at the club.

525
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:20,879
Speaker 1: Maybe they maybe they don't they don't book you because

526
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:23,679
Speaker 1: you destroyed their Bringer system in a blog.

527
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:26,760
Speaker 5: But it was one of those things.

528
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:30,480
Speaker 1: It's something that praise, especially on new comics, because no

529
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:35,920
Speaker 1: one has more enthusiastic support than a new comic. Even

530
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:38,880
Speaker 1: if you suck, your friends are dying to see.

531
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:39,480
Speaker 5: You on stage.

532
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:44,399
Speaker 1: I could get I once did two Bringers with fifteen

533
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:48,760
Speaker 1: and sixteen people in the same week. Wow, that's how everybody,

534
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,800
Speaker 1: because everybody knew me as funny in my circle so

535
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,560
Speaker 1: they were the ones, and then the people from the

536
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:54,359
Speaker 1: club say, hey, that was great, we'd love to have

537
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,359
Speaker 1: you back. Now in your mind you're thinking, ooh, I

538
00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 1: know I had a good set because my friends are there,

539
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:05,160
Speaker 1: so it's like stacked in my favor and the club,

540
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:06,879
Speaker 1: the person from the club said we'd love to have

541
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:10,040
Speaker 1: you back, So like, clearly I made an impression. And

542
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:11,760
Speaker 1: you start to get and then you're like, all right, guys,

543
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:13,840
Speaker 1: next month, I'm doing one. I'm making a new tape,

544
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:15,440
Speaker 1: and this is like, this is a big show. You

545
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 1: got to come out. After a couple of years of that,

546
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:21,080
Speaker 1: as you get better at comedy and start maybe branching

547
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:23,560
Speaker 1: out and doing other stuff, your friends start to go,

548
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:26,159
Speaker 1: I can't make it, or hey, I'm I'm married and

549
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 1: I have a kid now, or i've seen you perform

550
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:32,560
Speaker 1: nineteen times, I'm good. And then you hit and then

551
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:35,360
Speaker 1: you just you're in the long period of like, got

552
00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:37,520
Speaker 1: to get on bar shows, got to find another way

553
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:41,359
Speaker 1: to advance because you've now now you don't have as

554
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:45,320
Speaker 1: much support from your friends because they've kind of tapped out, right,

555
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:46,359
Speaker 1: and like.

556
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:49,120
Speaker 2: Every time you have people come out to the show,

557
00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:51,480
Speaker 2: you gotta have a whole new set every time.

558
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:54,040
Speaker 1: So although the one thing, the one thing that I,

559
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 1: for whatever reason, I prided myself on is that I

560
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,919
Speaker 1: wouldn't do it, I would. I started to do, you know,

561
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,400
Speaker 1: won every couple of months, and I would make sure

562
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:05,440
Speaker 1: to have at least five new minutes of a ten

563
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:08,040
Speaker 1: minute set. Now that's helped me become kind of a

564
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:08,879
Speaker 1: prolific writer.

565
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:10,000
Speaker 5: Ext that's like the.

566
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:13,520
Speaker 1: Bringer version of Louis c. K. Every two months, I

567
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:18,960
Speaker 1: throw out five minutes. But at the same time, that's

568
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,840
Speaker 1: not necessarily helpful now because you know, and I can

569
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:25,320
Speaker 1: give Amy Schumer as an example, I was trying to do,

570
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:27,640
Speaker 1: like I'm a very prolific writer, and I was trying

571
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,520
Speaker 1: to do like, hey, I know I have friends coming.

572
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 1: They're gonna hear like three or four minutes of like

573
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:34,440
Speaker 1: the stuff that's working. And then I've got this new

574
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:37,080
Speaker 1: three minute bit that I really want to do and

575
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:38,880
Speaker 1: I want to see if that'll work. And I've worked

576
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:41,200
Speaker 1: on it at you know, some open mics and some bars.

577
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,879
Speaker 1: But Amy Schumer, who I must have done eight or

578
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:48,040
Speaker 1: nine Bringers with at least over the first few years

579
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:53,000
Speaker 1: of our respective careers, same set every time. Now, in

580
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:56,199
Speaker 1: my head, I'm going, well, that's not that impressive, not

581
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 1: that I was ever judging. I was just like, that's

582
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,240
Speaker 1: the same set every time. Don't her friends get bored? Like,

583
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:02,040
Speaker 1: isn't she bored? Doesn't she want to like work on

584
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:06,240
Speaker 1: a new bit? Well, you know, you tell me who

585
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:08,280
Speaker 1: made the right choice? Do you perfect? And this is

586
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 1: something I say to young comics. I'm like, you have

587
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:12,960
Speaker 1: two choices. You can write a lot if you're serious

588
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,919
Speaker 1: about it, and you can do good work, and I

589
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 1: think that's what I did relative for the point in

590
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:21,440
Speaker 1: my career. Or you can perfect and nail a ten

591
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:24,240
Speaker 1: minute set so that every time someone sees you, they're

592
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:26,040
Speaker 1: seeing the best you can put out. And now you

593
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:28,600
Speaker 1: might bore your friends, you might bore a club owner,

594
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:32,240
Speaker 1: But when that manager, when that agent, when that club

595
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 1: booker sees that set, they don't know that it's the

596
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:39,200
Speaker 1: first time, it's the nine hundredth time you're doing that

597
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 1: ten minutes, and that you only have fifteen total minutes.

598
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:45,800
Speaker 1: They're just seeing you kill it. So it's a frustrating thing.

599
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,560
Speaker 1: And that's not the way I chose to do it.

600
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 1: But I mean, obviously, if your if career strategy, that

601
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,760
Speaker 1: might be the smarter way to do it.

602
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 3: It's like someone's always seeing you know, seeing you at ten,

603
00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:01,880
Speaker 3: So right, a little bit more manorm.

604
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 5: It isn't right you show come in here thinking you're

605
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 5: a comic, like you're bearing us. You're looking to get

606
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 5: industry coming in here to see you bring.

607
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 3: Ass what shot out the best?

608
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:21,400
Speaker 1: Now that not that I keep wanting to put I

609
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:25,000
Speaker 1: keep wanting to drop my directorial skills. But he's got

610
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 1: that that rough look, young yaf at codo.

611
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:32,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, I told him.

612
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,000
Speaker 5: I told him one point. I said, no, no, no,

613
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 5: I need you to.

614
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:41,200
Speaker 1: Be like like you need to be that scary Bringer.

615
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:44,320
Speaker 1: That's just like the new guy is just like this

616
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 1: guy's so grizzled and angry, Like I'd rather fuck with

617
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:49,920
Speaker 1: the manager than than this guy.

618
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, like he's already been bringing people for ten years industry.

619
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 2: That's basically says that the industry is not coming.

620
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 5: Yeah.

621
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:07,160
Speaker 1: Bringer shows always make promises of industry, and for every

622
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 1: promise of industry, there's fifty eight shows where nobody shows

623
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:16,360
Speaker 1: up comics. Okay, for the industry is just a dude

624
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 1: who works at the club that you're performing at.

625
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:24,719
Speaker 3: Oh wow, industry.

626
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 7: No, no, no, manages a liar, and I'll bring it

627
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 7: industry slap, bring the shows.

628
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 5: Fredys Showcase.

629
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:37,880
Speaker 3: Then you know what, Yeah, I know how this goes.

630
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 3: Do you want to go to your place?

631
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:40,800
Speaker 5: Do you want to do to your office?

632
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:41,960
Speaker 9: I like that.

633
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:45,800
Speaker 2: Chris tries to get up to say to stop it.

634
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:53,520
Speaker 2: Why Mike hols him back. Oh my god, man, I

635
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:54,840
Speaker 2: was so good this goes.

636
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,240
Speaker 3: You want to go to your place?

637
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:58,360
Speaker 5: Do you want to do to your office? You don't

638
00:30:58,400 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 5: need this?

639
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:07,280
Speaker 1: No, no, no.

640
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:11,120
Speaker 3: He paid her lever and she was like no, and

641
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 3: that was right side.

642
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 5: Okay, brings Tonight is the big night.

643
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:15,560
Speaker 1: Now.

644
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 5: I assume everybody's got their people.

645
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:18,960
Speaker 3: We don't even get discounts for food.

646
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:22,400
Speaker 5: Manager. He doesn't know. He still new.

647
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:23,560
Speaker 9: She just doesn't know.

648
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,120
Speaker 5: That was serious. I give you.

649
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:32,320
Speaker 1: Free warm, free soda.

650
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:33,920
Speaker 5: You want to ask me about the food?

651
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 3: You have.

652
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:40,320
Speaker 5: Four people here, ten person acquirment.

653
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:43,320
Speaker 3: You're not even halfway there and you're asking me about food.

654
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:45,880
Speaker 5: No, tonight, you learn tonight, you learn.

655
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:52,800
Speaker 6: Twenty long passes.

656
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 3: So they threw Chris up against the wall and it

657
00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 3: looks like that about the like beat My song was

658
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:01,360
Speaker 3: a wills.

659
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 2: They own up a leftop to George Lofez comedy comedy,

660
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:15,720
Speaker 2: this comedy advice that but the George Loafez Israel j

661
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 2: L's comedy.

662
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 3: Uh what do you? Luis k comedy acade. Oh my god,

663
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:32,160
Speaker 3: and everybody, it's not just the whiffle where I hit

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Speaker 3: that music advice.

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Speaker 1: This is the proudest I've ever been. Biggie was probably

666
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Speaker 1: the other video just in terms of cinematic quality that

667
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Speaker 1: I was like most proud of, but this one, obviously,

668
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Speaker 1: I just it was the perfect mix of music and

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Speaker 1: I got the sound effects, and then Dana just he

670
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Speaker 1: lined it. He heard it and like lined it up perfectly.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, man, this is it's seamless.

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Speaker 5: My name's Amber, eyes out.

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Speaker 3: And if.

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Speaker 7: I am not upbringer, I'm a comedian.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I just asked method was.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god. Yeah, he literally brings it home to man.

677
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Speaker 1: And now you see why like a video like this

678
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Speaker 1: to me, you know, And it got shared like sixty

679
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Speaker 1: something times, seventy something times on Facebook. I got retweeted

680
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Speaker 1: probably a hundred times. But it is one of those

681
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Speaker 1: things where I'm like, what would people be afraid of?

682
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Speaker 2: It?

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Speaker 1: Might it's either just hating, like not wanting to share

684
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Speaker 1: what I do, or it's like some sort of irrational

685
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Speaker 1: fear because this is everybody acknowledges that Bringer shows suck

686
00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 1: and are like they kill young comics.

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Speaker 4: Mm hmm.

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Speaker 5: So like I was kind of confused.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know what what comedian wouldn't find

690
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Speaker 1: it hysterical?

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Speaker 5: But whatever?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, Like I said, when I saw it, I

693
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Speaker 2: was just like, I hope people share that because it's good.

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Speaker 3: But then you know, people like like I do feel

695
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Speaker 3: like and I do, I do feel.

696
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Speaker 2: Like comedians are a lot more scared than they proclaimed

697
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Speaker 2: to be, you know. Just yeah, like whenever I see

698
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Speaker 2: people like talking so much shit about the PC police

699
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:38,239
Speaker 2: or the social justice words or so, I'm like, huh,

700
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:40,960
Speaker 2: that's your that's your thing, like that, that's the big

701
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,880
Speaker 2: problem in the world. That's where you're gonna be like

702
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:47,080
Speaker 2: dedicating so much of your anger towards is that someone

703
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:50,239
Speaker 2: wrote a blog on Jezebel. That's the thing that fuck

704
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Speaker 2: it of all the injustices in the in the in

705
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Speaker 2: the world. You you know, you're and and it's kind

706
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Speaker 2: of like self referential because they're.

707
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Speaker 1: Very it's very my own world, what's going on with me?

708
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Speaker 1: And it's so it's so lame.

709
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:09,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like they feed each other.

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Speaker 9: You know.

711
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 2: Jaz Abelle talks about you, people go click on that,

712
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 2: and then you talk about them and then people go

713
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Speaker 2: click on that. It's like it's the same shit. So

714
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Speaker 2: you know, but you know that's supposed to be brave.

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Speaker 5: See the last time see and not. I I don't.

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Speaker 1: I hate doing this because I always sound. But the

717
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Speaker 1: thing is people, The reason my podcast is called The

718
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Speaker 1: Righteous Prick anyway is because people kept calling me a hater.

719
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Speaker 1: So I was like, all right, well that's everybody's perception,

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Speaker 1: so I at least try to embrace it and turn

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Speaker 1: it into something comedic.

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Speaker 5: But I remember TJ.

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Speaker 1: Miller a couple of years ago, you know, from Silicon Valley,

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Speaker 1: actor comedian. He had gone on like a Twitter rant

725
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Speaker 1: that got picked up by a lot of people where

726
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Speaker 1: he criticized Dane Cook, who was trying out new material

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Speaker 1: at the Laugh Factory, a club he basically like helped

728
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Speaker 1: make huge. I mean it was always a big club,

729
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Speaker 1: but like that was his home club during like his

730
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Speaker 1: like eight year peak.

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Speaker 5: So obviously he.

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Speaker 1: Brought a lot of money and a lot of notoriety

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Speaker 1: to that club. And so he's trying new stuff, you know, like,

734
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Speaker 1: and it was more vulgar, it was more aggressive, and

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Speaker 1: one of the lines was pardon any ladies listening, but

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Speaker 1: it was something about, you know, fucking a woman with

737
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Speaker 1: a chainsaw. I don't I mean, taken out of context,

738
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Speaker 1: it doesn't sound very funny. But this is being cooked

739
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Speaker 1: basically at his level. This isn't open mic for him.

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Speaker 1: He's going to his home club to do like thirty minutes,

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Speaker 1: you know, just this isn't Madison Square Garden. A man's

742
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Speaker 1: played Madison Square Garden. This is his open mic, right,

743
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Speaker 1: just like I wouldn't want somebody recording me at a

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Speaker 1: bar at five pm on a Tuesday afternoon when I'm

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Speaker 1: doing five new minutes.

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Speaker 5: But TJ.

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Speaker 1: Miller has a following. He's kind of semi famous. So

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Speaker 1: when he went in I could understand if it was

749
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Speaker 1: like some blogger or some woman writing something going I

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Speaker 1: was offended, and you go, whatever, fine, but whatever.

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Speaker 5: But when a.

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Speaker 1: Comedian is sort of going in on a comedian not

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Speaker 1: saying like it wasn't necessarily his critique. It was that

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Speaker 1: he was saying he shouldn't say it at all. And

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Speaker 1: I wrote a blog kind of taking shots to a

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Speaker 1: couple of comedic shots. I said, he looks like Gary

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Speaker 1: Busey's illegitimate son and his movie suck. But but no,

758
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Speaker 1: but that's because he's just a famous person. So I

759
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Speaker 1: was making, you know, the equivalent of like Kathy Griffin jokes.

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Speaker 1: But the gist of it was when a comic of

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Speaker 1: his stature with a strong fan base legitimizes that that censoring,

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Speaker 1: it's way different than when some mom or some you know,

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Speaker 1: woman just says or man says, I didn't like that,

764
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Speaker 1: he should stop because that's just an audience member. It

765
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Speaker 1: doesn't have any extra weight within comedy. So that was

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Speaker 1: my gist was, like, I think it's fucked up that

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Speaker 1: he would do that, because a comic should know that,

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Speaker 1: like anything goes in a comedy club, except for like Kramer.

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Speaker 1: And that's what I said, except for Kramer, where it's

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Speaker 1: just like and I still think Kramer should be forgiven.

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Speaker 1: I don't think he's the probably a terrible person. But

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Speaker 1: when you just get on stage and go.

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Speaker 5: Fuck you nigger, you're ruined my set hanging from.

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Speaker 1: A train nigger, like then it's like, uh, this isn't

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Speaker 1: an even an attempt at comedy or even edgy comedy, right,

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Speaker 1: that's that doesn't get.

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Speaker 5: The protection, so to speak.

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Speaker 1: But Stayan Cook I thought, was well, within like you're

779
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Speaker 1: a comedian, you should know that he's allowed to do that. Well,

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Speaker 1: eventually at his home club trying stuff out, and then TJ.

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Speaker 5: Miller actually wrote back to me.

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Speaker 1: He said the blog gopped him, and he wrote this

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Speaker 1: real long comment back, which was relatively restrained, and then

784
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Speaker 1: I commented back to him. But to me, I know,

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Speaker 1: that sounds like I'm tooting my own fucking horn, but

786
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:41,839
Speaker 1: like that's what I'm saying, Like I'm not out here

787
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Speaker 1: like picking on every Jezebel blog.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well even with but even with that Kramer thing, it

790
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:52,080
Speaker 2: wasn't like comedians had to take him to task like

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00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,719
Speaker 2: he fucked up so bad. Everybody was like you fucked yeah,

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00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 2: you know. And then the other thing I would say too,

793
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Speaker 2: is like a lot a lot of the stuff that

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Speaker 2: you know, people are bitching about because people are talking,

795
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:09,040
Speaker 2: you know, about them, or you know, comedy in general

796
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Speaker 2: or whatever, like if no one really talked about it.

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Speaker 3: It would go away.

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Speaker 2: Like like if a if Jezebel is you know, the

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Speaker 2: the blog of choice that you hate or whatever, and

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00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:24,720
Speaker 2: they don't like certain jokes or some shit. They also

801
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 2: are gonna not like something else in twenty four hours,

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Speaker 2: So like why even draw back attention to be like, no,

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00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 2: you need to understand, like they those blogs can't kill comedy.

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00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,360
Speaker 2: The kind of people that want to go to a

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00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:39,439
Speaker 2: comedy show or watch something or listen to something, they're

806
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:42,360
Speaker 2: gonna do it, and they're probably not getting their information

807
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:47,279
Speaker 2: from Jezebel or Dawker or whoever's opinion piece is like,

808
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:51,239
Speaker 2: none of those people drive people to clubs, you know,

809
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Speaker 2: And honestly, man, I feel like those they kind of

810
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Speaker 2: even if you're a darling of those sites, it's just

811
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Speaker 2: gonna come down at some point, you know, like Luis

812
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Speaker 2: k is gonna come down, Sarah Silverman is gonna come down,

813
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Speaker 2: Like Amy Schumer's gonna come down at some point, because

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Speaker 2: comedy is about being on the edge of thought kind of.

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Speaker 2: So every once in a while you're gonna say something

816
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Speaker 2: where people are like or they just get tired of you,

817
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Speaker 2: and it's what they do. But eventually someone's gonna say, hey,

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Speaker 2: Amy Schumer also makes jokes that can be seen as

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Speaker 2: going back against women, and now we don't like her anymore,

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Speaker 2: or Louis c.

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Speaker 3: K when he you know, even before this, Schumer's on.

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Speaker 1: A great path though not that that's the point of

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Speaker 1: this talk. But if her movie, which it probably will

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Speaker 1: do very well, she's on that path where she's probably

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Speaker 1: gonna do the show for like two more years, and

826
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Speaker 1: then she very well might just be like a movie

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Speaker 1: actress who does theaters occasionally.

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Speaker 3: Oh for sure.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I'm not saying it as in.

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Speaker 5: Like no, no, I know, I just ye like it

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Speaker 5: could it could.

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Speaker 3: Or could not happen, you know what I mean. But like,

834
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Speaker 3: look at Luis K.

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Speaker 2: Like every once in a while he'll put out an

836
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Speaker 2: episode of his show where uh, it's like from the

837
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Speaker 2: perspective of like I'm a piece of ship towards women,

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Speaker 2: and then people are like, is Lucy K okay with

839
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Speaker 2: you know, fat shaming or something like that, And you're

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Speaker 2: just like, yeah, that's your fan base now, you know,

841
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:19,600
Speaker 2: whether you whether you covet them or not, your fan

842
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:21,799
Speaker 2: base is the fan base that calls people out. So

843
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 2: they're gonna call you out too. All right, Let's let's

844
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Speaker 2: talk about some news and ship black out tips iTunes,

845
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Speaker 2: stitch your radio didn't do any of the introduction. Don't

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00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:35,960
Speaker 2: forget Jail Coved. He's on Twitter at Jail Covin and

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Speaker 2: that's uh.

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Speaker 3: C A u v I N.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, on Twitter it's c J L C A u

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Speaker 1: v I N. But everything you can find links to

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Speaker 1: my YouTube channel, the podcast, all that jlcomedy dot com.

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00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:52,040
Speaker 2: There you go, So make sure you guys go to that,

853
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:54,880
Speaker 2: and uh support the man because he does great work.

854
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:57,360
Speaker 3: You know, people need to be hearing it.

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Speaker 1: And I did give a shout out to your fan

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Speaker 1: base today. I don't know if you listen to this.

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00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:01,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I listened to it.

858
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Speaker 2: I never missed an episode man, Like, Like I said,

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Speaker 2: the most I ever do is if I get too angry,

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Speaker 2: I'll skip it.

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Speaker 3: But that's that's like thirty minutes said.

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Speaker 2: Before I get fed up, Like, uh, we talked bad

863
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Speaker 2: about Lebron.

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Speaker 3: I couldn't take that. But I'll see you back on

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Speaker 3: the side of right now.

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Speaker 5: No see, And I don't know if you're trolling me,

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Speaker 5: No I am not.

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Speaker 3: You are back.

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Speaker 1: You are back on the siders alone with the whole

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Speaker 1: comedy world and half of my friends going.

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Speaker 5: Lebron's an arrogant piece of shit. And I have blog proof.

872
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:34,880
Speaker 5: I have annual blogs. I have two podcast episodes defending him.

873
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:37,279
Speaker 5: All I said this year, right.

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Speaker 1: Was that I didn't think what did I say?

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Speaker 5: That hurt?

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Speaker 3: You lost your way?

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Speaker 4: Man?

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00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:47,440
Speaker 2: Okay, you said that you didn't like that his that

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00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 2: he was saying his approach towards this team was more

880
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:53,279
Speaker 2: of a fatherly like he was, and he and he

881
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:56,840
Speaker 2: specifically didn't say fatherly, but he said he had to

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Speaker 2: be patient with these guys.

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00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:00,600
Speaker 1: The last time you had to be this patient was

884
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:02,680
Speaker 1: when he had the birth of his first child. And

885
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:05,120
Speaker 1: I was like, yes, all right, man, I know they're scrubs,

886
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 1: but they're grown men, and they're in the and the did.

887
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 3: You watch the finals?

888
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:11,360
Speaker 5: I did.

889
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:16,040
Speaker 1: That's a grown ass man with his Arsenio hall keenan

890
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:18,520
Speaker 1: Ivory WANs On in living colored giant booty.

891
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:19,799
Speaker 5: That's a grown man.

892
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:23,040
Speaker 2: By the way, the patres of Joe to deal with

893
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:26,359
Speaker 2: those suckers because those by the way, and those two

894
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:30,440
Speaker 2: guys still fucked up, but they were the best of

895
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:31,879
Speaker 2: that bunch, you know what I'm saying.

896
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:34,719
Speaker 3: Like, but there were so many passes, but at.

897
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:38,400
Speaker 1: Least Mosgov and Thompson earned themselves money.

898
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 5: They playoffs.

899
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:43,520
Speaker 1: They're solid and Tristan Thompson is an elite rebounder.

900
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:45,480
Speaker 5: He's gonna get paid.

901
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:49,319
Speaker 2: He might be gotta be careful of those contract years.

902
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:50,279
Speaker 2: Gotta be careful with that.

903
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 5: J R. Smith and Emont Shumper just turned into nicks.

904
00:43:55,239 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you can take the nick out of a team,

905
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 1: but you can't take the nick out of the man.

906
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:07,640
Speaker 2: Apparently no so so like when he said that, he's

907
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:08,880
Speaker 2: as he said, I had to go back to the

908
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:11,960
Speaker 2: lessons I learned when I had my first kid.

909
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:14,320
Speaker 3: Everyone took it to the extreme.

910
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:18,600
Speaker 2: The reporter started asking questions like is he like your father?

911
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 3: Would you say that? He didn't say any of that shit.

912
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:23,799
Speaker 2: He just said he needed that kind of patience, and

913
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:24,879
Speaker 2: he was fucking right.

914
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 3: These teams are These people are losers. They are horrible

915
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 3: and he I don't know how he kept his cool

916
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:33,800
Speaker 3: the entire time, because I would have had a Kobe

917
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:37,840
Speaker 3: like meltdown about halfway through Game three and been like,

918
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 3: why don't you just shoot the fucking ball. Then he says,

919
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:42,160
Speaker 3: you know so much, but I just.

920
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 1: Don't like what I don't like, and I know you know, yes,

921
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:46,759
Speaker 1: if you can say, I found my way back to

922
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:47,759
Speaker 1: the side of right.

923
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 3: Thank god, but uh no.

924
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:52,279
Speaker 1: But my whole thing is I had to walk this

925
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:54,600
Speaker 1: line because I was rooting for Golden State, not but

926
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:56,240
Speaker 1: not out of Lebron hate.

927
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:59,200
Speaker 5: Like that's the difference. Like I picked Golden State, so.

928
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 1: I wanted them to win because more than my enjoyment

929
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 1: of Lebron, me being right is more important to me.

930
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:08,719
Speaker 1: And and I do like that that Golden State team.

931
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:11,520
Speaker 1: That's a fun team. They're fun to watch and they're

932
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:14,680
Speaker 1: like balanced. But of course I had to find this

933
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 1: balance because as soon as it was like if the

934
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 1: equivalent of saying something that Fox News agrees with, but

935
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:23,000
Speaker 1: you don't like Fox News, and then they want to

936
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,920
Speaker 1: make you the poster child of that issue, Like I

937
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,479
Speaker 1: felt like I was going to be dragged into being like, yes,

938
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 1: Jail's even JL saying.

939
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:32,120
Speaker 5: Lebron's a piece of shit, And I'm like not.

940
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:34,640
Speaker 3: At all, Yeah, not at all.

941
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 2: All I know is cause you know you can go in.

942
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:40,200
Speaker 2: All I know is you. It is so hard I

943
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:44,040
Speaker 2: had to stop. Oh this is fucking ridiculous. Like I

944
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 2: was getting mad in my car, talking to myself, like

945
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 2: what the.

946
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:47,480
Speaker 3: Fuck are you talking about?

947
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:51,920
Speaker 2: Those can't And the thing is too like he's getting older,

948
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:54,560
Speaker 2: so he's thirty and then the rest of those motherfuckers

949
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:55,399
Speaker 2: are like twenty two.

950
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:57,759
Speaker 3: And I was like, I know he's sick of his shit.

951
00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:00,799
Speaker 2: Like I know, he's like, that's not how we We

952
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:02,359
Speaker 2: talked about how he defended the pick and roll.

953
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:03,680
Speaker 3: Come on, man, I I go over the pick.

954
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:06,360
Speaker 2: And because he's a nice guy, he used the pats

955
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:08,160
Speaker 2: of his own son, Kobe would have just been like

956
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:10,960
Speaker 2: I went back to when I told Smush Parker he's

957
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 2: a piece of shit.

958
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:13,960
Speaker 3: Should be on a team anymore.

959
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 1: And by the way, Smush Parker, a friend of a

960
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,520
Speaker 1: friend of mine from law school came to see me

961
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 1: at a Bringer Showhow yes.

962
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:27,960
Speaker 5: That talk about bringing it all together. That is a

963
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:29,360
Speaker 5: completely true story.

964
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:33,279
Speaker 1: So I will never I can never enjoy the insults

965
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 1: thrown to Smush Parker because I'm like the man.

966
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:37,680
Speaker 5: The man came to my show and he shook my

967
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:38,760
Speaker 5: hand and said that was funny.

968
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Speaker 7: Man.

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00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 2: And of course, the official weapon of the show an

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Speaker 2: unofficial sport, a bulletball Extreme And this podcast is actually sponsored,

971
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:52,439
Speaker 2: even though we got a little bit late.

972
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:55,560
Speaker 3: Uh, it is sponsored by Bevil. That's right.

973
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Speaker 2: Father's Day is almost here, guys. It's getting real close.

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Speaker 2: T B E v e L dot com. All right,

982
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:29,239
Speaker 2: let's go ahead and talk about news. I guess we'll

983
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:32,400
Speaker 2: just talk about random news because oh, we'll get the

984
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 2: We'll get the Rachel.

985
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:34,400
Speaker 3: In a minute.

986
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:40,799
Speaker 2: Okay, Jen Kirkman, man, did you hear about this and

987
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:43,080
Speaker 2: we're now? I don't know if you were happy about

988
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:44,920
Speaker 2: it or sad about it.

989
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:48,120
Speaker 1: Or you certainly put me on blasts. You don't have

990
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:51,120
Speaker 1: a hesitation on putting me on blasts on Facebook?

991
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 5: Yeah?

992
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:53,160
Speaker 3: I think I'll you to it.

993
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:56,360
Speaker 2: I was like, so, now, do you like Gluisk or

994
00:47:56,400 --> 00:48:00,640
Speaker 2: do you hate him? But apparently he's been accused but

995
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:04,160
Speaker 2: without any proof as of yet. And Jen Kirkan has

996
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:07,279
Speaker 2: kind of recanted all this stuff and took her episode down,

997
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 2: which I don't know if makes it more damny or

998
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:14,799
Speaker 2: less damny. But there were some rumors that Louis K

999
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 2: may do some pervert shit towards women, like pulls dick off,

1000
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:25,560
Speaker 2: start jacketing it in front of women and truth, which

1001
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:28,680
Speaker 2: almost like confirms a lot of stuff that you talk

1002
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 2: about on the show.

1003
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:32,359
Speaker 3: I didn't see.

1004
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:36,840
Speaker 2: Any comedian talk about this, right, Uh, can't stop seeing

1005
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 2: the side field shit shared.

1006
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:39,920
Speaker 5: You know, I'm very tempted.

1007
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 1: Somebody private messaged me, of course, right, and they suggested,

1008
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:47,319
Speaker 1: and I had the idea, depending on how much I

1009
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 1: want to destroy my own career no, which this would

1010
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:53,439
Speaker 1: be a ten, this would be a ten. He said,

1011
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:55,360
Speaker 1: are you going to do something with Louis c K

1012
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 1: this new story? And I said, Uh, probably not. But

1013
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:02,279
Speaker 1: what if if I did to catch a predator comedian

1014
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 1: edition and to c K and Bill Cosby and we'll

1015
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:08,719
Speaker 1: find one other pervert comedian But like you get a

1016
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:12,280
Speaker 1: Cosby impersonator and you go to his but instead of children,

1017
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:16,279
Speaker 1: it's just like female comics or actresses. So like this

1018
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:19,000
Speaker 1: actress shows up to do to work on some writing

1019
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:20,759
Speaker 1: and you see me as Luis cy K with like

1020
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:25,040
Speaker 1: a blurt out dick like sing who this is just.

1021
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:26,200
Speaker 5: How I write this?

1022
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:29,200
Speaker 1: This is my process, and I just get somebody to

1023
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:32,360
Speaker 1: play Chris Hanson. Obviously that would be a viral video,

1024
00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:35,320
Speaker 1: which would be a little trolling, but from your laughter,

1025
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:37,480
Speaker 1: it is a funny idea.

1026
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 3: It is idea.

1027
00:49:39,239 --> 00:49:39,880
Speaker 5: See that's the thing.

1028
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:43,160
Speaker 1: Amy Schumer already went in on Cosby with her sketch

1029
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:45,240
Speaker 1: and it was brilliant and it was like watch Amy

1030
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:48,480
Speaker 1: Schumer go in, which is fine. Of course, if I

1031
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:52,279
Speaker 1: went in on Cosby and Louis c K for this,

1032
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:56,880
Speaker 1: people would be like, wow, Jl's just trolling for views.

1033
00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:58,799
Speaker 5: It's like, no, this is funny as fuck.

1034
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:01,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just willing to go at the guy who's

1035
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 1: actively doing comedy, right, not just not just the eighty

1036
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:07,440
Speaker 1: year old who everybody's shit on.

1037
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:10,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, nobody talked about it, man, it was you know, but.

1038
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:11,840
Speaker 5: I heard that story.

1039
00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 1: Somebody told me like months after the Louis the first

1040
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:17,399
Speaker 1: LUISYK video I did and twenty third, like over two

1041
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:20,000
Speaker 1: years ago. Now, somebody told me that story, like or

1042
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:21,799
Speaker 1: a story that that that he had did that.

1043
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:22,920
Speaker 5: Like I don't.

1044
00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:26,960
Speaker 1: Remember what comic told me, but they said that, Yeah,

1045
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:30,359
Speaker 1: a female I know went like home with him and

1046
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:32,560
Speaker 1: he at like he asked if he could jerk off

1047
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:34,440
Speaker 1: in front of them and he just like started jerking

1048
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:35,640
Speaker 1: off and it was super weird.

1049
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:37,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've heard it a few places too.

1050
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:40,240
Speaker 2: I listened to some other podcasts with like comedians and stuff,

1051
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:44,319
Speaker 2: and people have said it in passing or so it was.

1052
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:46,560
Speaker 2: And this is before any of this broke, before her

1053
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:48,799
Speaker 2: podcast for any of this, This is like last year,

1054
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:52,319
Speaker 2: and I just remember, and it was always said like

1055
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:55,080
Speaker 2: like quickly, you know, like yeah, yeah, you're talking about it,

1056
00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:56,960
Speaker 2: like the thing that people say Lucy K did.

1057
00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:57,239
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1058
00:50:57,280 --> 00:50:59,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's like all right, well, anyway, next topic.

1059
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:02,400
Speaker 2: I'm like, Wow, that seems like that would be a problem,

1060
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:05,960
Speaker 2: especially considering that as fan base is so fucking you know,

1061
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:08,920
Speaker 2: progressively uptide at this point.

1062
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:11,920
Speaker 1: So yeah, well, my thing with it and when I

1063
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:15,839
Speaker 1: heard it, because for all my misogyny online, all I

1064
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:20,080
Speaker 1: really ever joke about is the WNBA and female comics

1065
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:25,319
Speaker 1: as far as women in society, very protective. Maybe they

1066
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:30,000
Speaker 1: don't want that, maybe that's too paternalistic sounding, but very

1067
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:35,080
Speaker 1: you know, I don't really feel the need to validate

1068
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:39,600
Speaker 1: how I honestly feel and care about women and women's issues.

1069
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:43,760
Speaker 1: My family, It starts with my mother and I always

1070
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:47,520
Speaker 1: hate when I'm kind of labeled because if I'm labeled

1071
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:50,359
Speaker 1: to and I'm not talking about you, but people love

1072
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:53,600
Speaker 1: to just throw out like flippantly, like the misogynist label,

1073
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:56,000
Speaker 1: and I'm like, come on, like, at some point this

1074
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 1: is going to stick to something other than just jokes

1075
00:51:58,760 --> 00:51:59,080
Speaker 1: I make.

1076
00:52:00,239 --> 00:52:05,440
Speaker 5: And it's one of those things where I passed it off.

1077
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:07,839
Speaker 1: Like with Luisy K, I was like, well, whatever, if

1078
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:10,080
Speaker 1: these chicks want to be around him and he's a freak,

1079
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:10,759
Speaker 1: so be it.

1080
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:12,120
Speaker 5: Like I never got the.

1081
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:16,680
Speaker 1: Kind of non consensual component to it until recently where

1082
00:52:16,719 --> 00:52:19,520
Speaker 1: it was like, yeah, he like sat against the door

1083
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:22,239
Speaker 1: and like made these chicks watch him jerk off, which

1084
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:27,600
Speaker 1: is you know, sounds like a misdemeanor sexual crime. Yeah,

1085
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 1: and that isn't okay. So I was like, I didn't

1086
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:32,320
Speaker 1: really care about something. I'm not going to tax to

1087
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:36,120
Speaker 1: me for their personal proclivities. But obviously it's very different

1088
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:39,520
Speaker 1: if it's like not with consenting partners.

1089
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:42,160
Speaker 2: It's funny too, because I saw, like when I posted

1090
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:45,360
Speaker 2: this on my wall, there's this guy who's like, I

1091
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:47,440
Speaker 2: guess a big c K fan. I didn't know, but

1092
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 2: I mean, and I like Luisy K's comedy, like show was,

1093
00:52:51,719 --> 00:52:54,360
Speaker 2: you know, attempted to be funny this year, so I was.

1094
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:56,040
Speaker 3: I watched all of it and thought it.

1095
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:59,719
Speaker 2: Was six out of ten.

1096
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:01,800
Speaker 3: Maybe you know which is good because.

1097
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:03,600
Speaker 1: I ask you a question or listence, I'm on the show.

1098
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:06,080
Speaker 1: Did you see the second the last episode?

1099
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:08,200
Speaker 3: Yes, and he definitely killed you.

1100
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:10,960
Speaker 5: He killed me right, like that was me. The hair

1101
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:12,520
Speaker 5: was too similar.

1102
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:14,919
Speaker 1: Right, like that was the gidaway because the impression wasn't good.

1103
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:17,040
Speaker 1: But the guy put on a fucking bald cap that

1104
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:19,359
Speaker 1: looked just like when I wore. And then the guy

1105
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:21,000
Speaker 1: died at the end of the episode.

1106
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:22,959
Speaker 3: I know that son of a bitch man.

1107
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:25,319
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, Like, how can I not be

1108
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:29,080
Speaker 1: more successful if Louis c k, the biggest comedian in

1109
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:31,840
Speaker 1: the world, is murdering me on his show.

1110
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:34,720
Speaker 3: And that dude forgave Dane Cook for stealing his jokes

1111
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:39,320
Speaker 3: but not jail. That's amazing anyway.

1112
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:42,880
Speaker 2: So so but yeah, it's been funny this year, Like

1113
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:45,279
Speaker 2: I would say six to seven out of ten, and

1114
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:48,160
Speaker 2: it feels like a ten out of ten because last

1115
00:53:48,239 --> 00:53:50,440
Speaker 2: year was like a two out of ten, so it's like,

1116
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:51,879
Speaker 2: oh my god, he's back.

1117
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:52,960
Speaker 3: But really, it's just okay.

1118
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:58,960
Speaker 2: But but the thing was like, this guy was like, well, no,

1119
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:01,399
Speaker 2: she can't do this, just a rumor and you don't

1120
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:02,960
Speaker 2: know what you're talking about. And I was like, dude,

1121
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:05,600
Speaker 2: the couse of ship was just a rumor. At some point,

1122
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:08,080
Speaker 2: I'm just saying people aren't talking about this. I didn't

1123
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:11,400
Speaker 2: even say like open a cut, shut case. He obviously

1124
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:13,920
Speaker 2: did it, you know. I was just like, it's interesting

1125
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:16,920
Speaker 2: that no one really gives a fuck about talking about it.

1126
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:17,759
Speaker 3: That's that was it.

1127
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:22,839
Speaker 2: And then he was so like adamant about it where

1128
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:26,120
Speaker 2: you know that thing where like you're on Facebook and

1129
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:31,560
Speaker 2: you're like someone disagrees with something, and so typically it's

1130
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:33,919
Speaker 2: I say something and you say something, I say something.

1131
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:36,640
Speaker 3: You know, like that, right, but this ship.

1132
00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:38,920
Speaker 2: Was like I would be like, yeah, dude, I don't know, man.

1133
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 2: I like it's comedy too, but I think I think

1134
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:43,120
Speaker 2: some this sounds kind of fishy. And then he would

1135
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:45,520
Speaker 2: post like three things in a row, and I was

1136
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:49,799
Speaker 2: just like, all right, man, I can't even address all

1137
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:53,400
Speaker 2: three of those things. I'll just say that it's suspicious

1138
00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:56,759
Speaker 2: that she had to take it down so quick, and

1139
00:54:57,400 --> 00:55:00,239
Speaker 2: you know it's and this is a person, she's tour

1140
00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:03,200
Speaker 2: within a mentor and all this shit, and she didn't

1141
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:06,080
Speaker 2: take it down until people start saying it was probably him,

1142
00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:08,440
Speaker 2: and then he's like, you know three more things. I

1143
00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:10,960
Speaker 2: was like, all right, dude, I have to not be

1144
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:12,800
Speaker 2: friends with you. This is crazy.

1145
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:14,120
Speaker 3: Ah, Like, I don't.

1146
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:15,680
Speaker 2: Want to argue about this shit all the time. I

1147
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:19,080
Speaker 2: really just posted it to see what they get, like

1148
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:22,200
Speaker 2: a post on it. Anyway, I thought that was interesting

1149
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:26,080
Speaker 2: another comedy thing that I wanted to get your opinion on.

1150
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:28,040
Speaker 2: What did you think about what Seinfeld said about the

1151
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:30,360
Speaker 2: colleges being two PC.

1152
00:55:30,560 --> 00:55:32,160
Speaker 3: He's not gonna work in colleges.

1153
00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:36,640
Speaker 1: Anymore, and now I'm at the risk of sort of

1154
00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:40,640
Speaker 1: borrowing other people's ideas that I've seen posted. I think

1155
00:55:40,719 --> 00:55:44,880
Speaker 1: that my two thoughts are I agree. I do think

1156
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:50,799
Speaker 1: young people, and especially kind of college intellectual enlightened, so

1157
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:53,759
Speaker 1: to speak, we're at such a We're now at such

1158
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:58,359
Speaker 1: a time where it feels like everything goes like you're

1159
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:00,200
Speaker 1: not even allowed to call somebody who's claim I'm going

1160
00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:02,200
Speaker 1: to be transracial full of shit. You have to like

1161
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:05,279
Speaker 1: think about it for a second, even though even though

1162
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:08,200
Speaker 1: mentally you should be like, no, that's ridiculous. Now I'm

1163
00:56:08,239 --> 00:56:11,760
Speaker 1: a little harder edged, I think with the transgender stuff

1164
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:14,920
Speaker 1: than you are. Not that I'm calling it bs, but

1165
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:16,920
Speaker 1: I just feel like, well, I don't want to get

1166
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:18,239
Speaker 1: into that because that could be a whole I'm sure

1167
00:56:18,239 --> 00:56:19,320
Speaker 1: you've discussed it at length.

1168
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:24,440
Speaker 5: I just I do think that's.

1169
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:27,160
Speaker 1: Odd and weird, and not just weird the way me

1170
00:56:27,239 --> 00:56:32,680
Speaker 1: being six foot seven is weird, just intuitively, but I

1171
00:56:32,719 --> 00:56:35,480
Speaker 1: know there's science and blah blah blah.

1172
00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:36,560
Speaker 5: It sound dismissive but.

1173
00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:39,680
Speaker 2: Not, but it's I think I can relate to a

1174
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:42,560
Speaker 2: certain extent because it's kind of like, how.

1175
00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:45,760
Speaker 3: As much as I'm like, yeah, well, obviously I think

1176
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:48,720
Speaker 3: gay marriage should be legal.

1177
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:51,759
Speaker 2: I don't think anyone should be able to tell someone

1178
00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:56,120
Speaker 2: who they can or cannot marry. But then it's like

1179
00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:58,040
Speaker 2: when I watched Since eight and then they have like

1180
00:56:58,080 --> 00:57:00,279
Speaker 2: two dudes like grinding on each other real hard. I

1181
00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:04,040
Speaker 2: still have to be like, all right, hopefully this passes

1182
00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:05,320
Speaker 2: in a bit, right.

1183
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:08,759
Speaker 1: It's it's not it's right things like that I've said.

1184
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:10,799
Speaker 1: I said, are we going to be a society where

1185
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:12,840
Speaker 1: in thirty years I'm not even allowed to be like

1186
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:15,400
Speaker 1: if like it's not like in other words, I'm not

1187
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:17,800
Speaker 1: saying the law should discriminate. I'm not saying I should

1188
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:20,560
Speaker 1: treat you differently as a person. But if you're asking

1189
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:24,960
Speaker 1: me to not have my natural human instinct to some things,

1190
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:28,600
Speaker 1: well then that's too much, right And sometimes when I'm like, eh,

1191
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:32,480
Speaker 1: Caitlyn Jenner, that's weird because all that when people go

1192
00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:35,880
Speaker 1: gender is just a social construct. I'm like, Mike Dick

1193
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,520
Speaker 1: and your vagina are not social constructs.

1194
00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:42,120
Speaker 5: Those things, those things are there, all right.

1195
00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:44,400
Speaker 2: So here's my thing, though, what would you say to

1196
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:47,400
Speaker 2: someone who, like, you know, forty years ago is like

1197
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:49,840
Speaker 2: when I see a black person and a white person kids, Eh,

1198
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:50,880
Speaker 2: fucking disgusting.

1199
00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:53,200
Speaker 3: Like, what would you say to that person though?

1200
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:55,720
Speaker 1: I would say, so, you've met my parents and I

1201
00:57:55,720 --> 00:58:01,240
Speaker 1: AGGREI thanks for saving them for I'm a horrible marriage.

1202
00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:05,320
Speaker 3: I mean you would just fade away like Martin mcfive.

1203
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:13,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's and that's and I know this is convenience.

1204
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:18,040
Speaker 1: So I'm I'm I'm thoughtful enough to admit that maybe

1205
00:58:18,080 --> 00:58:21,680
Speaker 1: it's just because what I'm used to, but I still

1206
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:24,840
Speaker 1: hold that man and woman. I know that's it, And

1207
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:26,520
Speaker 1: I'm not going with the Adam and Eve Adam and

1208
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:30,440
Speaker 1: Steve Thing. But it is like it is so basic

1209
00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:35,200
Speaker 1: to me, just biology, just the pairing of men and women.

1210
00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:37,280
Speaker 1: Like if I was four years old and saw two

1211
00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:40,400
Speaker 1: men kiss, I would look at it and go.

1212
00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:42,720
Speaker 3: Huh yeah.

1213
00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:44,080
Speaker 5: And nobody in my house was.

1214
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:48,720
Speaker 1: Spouting anti gay rhetoric, you know, not yet anyway, my

1215
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:52,320
Speaker 1: dad would get to it eventually, but not as a

1216
00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:53,760
Speaker 1: little kid. But when I did come home with a

1217
00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:56,080
Speaker 1: Boy George album when I was five for my birthday,

1218
00:58:56,240 --> 00:58:58,200
Speaker 1: there was a big discussion with my parents.

1219
00:58:58,280 --> 00:59:00,560
Speaker 5: I was like, I'm a million is good ship.

1220
00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:03,600
Speaker 1: I don't have a fuck what this thing on the

1221
00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:05,680
Speaker 1: cover of the album is boy George.

1222
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:08,720
Speaker 5: He looks weird, but I do like these songs.

1223
00:59:08,600 --> 00:59:10,280
Speaker 2: When I was when I was a kid, I remember

1224
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:13,360
Speaker 2: we went to the Third Store one time and we

1225
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:15,560
Speaker 2: were coming out. Me and my brother were outside and

1226
00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:18,520
Speaker 2: I read a lot, so I had like a Garfield book,

1227
00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:23,480
Speaker 2: and these two flamboyantly gay dudes were walking down the

1228
00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:26,680
Speaker 2: strip of the mall and holding hands and like you know,

1229
00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:29,840
Speaker 2: switching hips and all this stuff. And my brother just

1230
00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:35,080
Speaker 2: starts like cackling, like so rudely and loudly. And he's

1231
00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:37,200
Speaker 2: a little kid, you know, it's like he couldn't even

1232
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:41,320
Speaker 2: help himself, and so I but I had to wherewithal

1233
00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:45,000
Speaker 2: to be like this isn't like you gotta wait till

1234
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:48,120
Speaker 2: those people are like at least out of laughing.

1235
00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:49,800
Speaker 3: Range to do something like that, because you can get

1236
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:52,600
Speaker 3: smacked inside the motherfucker head, get us hurt out here, right,

1237
00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:54,760
Speaker 3: like trying to be funny. Those are still two grown

1238
00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:57,080
Speaker 3: ass men, right, But that's but.

1239
00:59:57,800 --> 00:59:58,640
Speaker 5: I respect that.

1240
00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:01,120
Speaker 1: Like, but to me, that's the difference is that this

1241
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:07,000
Speaker 1: whole idea of like everything's normal is not true. Now

1242
01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:09,200
Speaker 1: if you have to teach your kid, hey, you don't,

1243
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:13,080
Speaker 1: just like I had to. Honestly, I used Now this

1244
01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:15,880
Speaker 1: is also oddly enough a different time, so to speak.

1245
01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:18,840
Speaker 5: But I use the word faggot like a lot, as

1246
01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:19,880
Speaker 5: like a teenager.

1247
01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:23,120
Speaker 1: And of course I didn't mean it as like you're

1248
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:25,360
Speaker 1: I mean, you do kind of mean it like you're gay,

1249
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:28,880
Speaker 1: but you don't really appreciate what you're saying. You're just like, yeah,

1250
01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:31,320
Speaker 1: you're gay, you're fag, you're a homo, and you just

1251
01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:32,880
Speaker 1: kind of say you know what it means, but you're

1252
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:35,880
Speaker 1: not actually saying you like men, right, And I think

1253
01:00:35,920 --> 01:00:37,160
Speaker 1: that's stupid or bad.

1254
01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:39,120
Speaker 5: But then what happened is at college.

1255
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:41,800
Speaker 1: I went to a liberal arts school in Massachusetts, and

1256
01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:44,120
Speaker 1: they would have every week this thing called you know,

1257
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:47,160
Speaker 1: queer Week, and you'd wake up and like all the

1258
01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:49,600
Speaker 1: gay students would have like chalked up the campus, like

1259
01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:52,280
Speaker 1: they had you know, regular events and things like that,

1260
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:55,000
Speaker 1: but they would chalk up the campus with like some

1261
01:00:55,040 --> 01:00:59,560
Speaker 1: really offensive shit like Jesus sucks cox and Mary's a

1262
01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:01,600
Speaker 1: slow and Mary likes to eat. But and I was like,

1263
01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:04,600
Speaker 1: what is this all about? Like these are offensive, Like

1264
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:07,400
Speaker 1: I don't know what agenda is advancing. And then my

1265
01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:09,080
Speaker 1: first year of law school, and I'm sorry if it's

1266
01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:11,720
Speaker 1: a long story, but my first year of law school,

1267
01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:13,960
Speaker 1: I'm sitting with two of my best friends from high school,

1268
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:18,320
Speaker 1: three of them actually, although one of them is no longer.

1269
01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:20,680
Speaker 5: He's like Voldemort to me.

1270
01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:26,320
Speaker 1: But we're sitting and my friend said, just call somebody

1271
01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:27,240
Speaker 1: a fag on TV.

1272
01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:29,080
Speaker 5: He just said, oh, look at that fag.

1273
01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:31,560
Speaker 1: And I just looked at him and I said come on, man,

1274
01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:35,160
Speaker 1: and he was like what And I was like, come on,

1275
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:39,919
Speaker 1: don't say that. And it was not a conscious thing.

1276
01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:43,320
Speaker 1: It was not a somebody told me this is wrong.

1277
01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:46,720
Speaker 1: And now I am not going to say this. It

1278
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:50,200
Speaker 1: just felt wrong and we had a big discussion, and

1279
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:51,960
Speaker 1: part of it was I thought at the time that

1280
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,600
Speaker 1: one of my closest friends might have been gay and

1281
01:01:54,760 --> 01:01:58,600
Speaker 1: very uncomfortable sharing it. And my older brother had an

1282
01:01:58,600 --> 01:02:01,400
Speaker 1: experience where he lost a friend who he was very

1283
01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:04,160
Speaker 1: close to who went to college came out at college,

1284
01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:09,560
Speaker 1: and I think just realized I'd rather, I'd rather remove

1285
01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:12,200
Speaker 1: my friends before they can remove me, Like he didn't

1286
01:02:12,240 --> 01:02:14,800
Speaker 1: want to risk that some of his old friends wouldn't

1287
01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:17,000
Speaker 1: accept him. He kind of started his new life once

1288
01:02:17,040 --> 01:02:19,040
Speaker 1: he came out. And I asked my brother, I said,

1289
01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:22,280
Speaker 1: was that because you guys said fag and homo a

1290
01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:24,480
Speaker 1: lot and you didn't mean it, But like, maybe if

1291
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:26,800
Speaker 1: you're gay and you hear your friends saying that all

1292
01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:29,720
Speaker 1: the time, you'll remember that and it will make you

1293
01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:33,000
Speaker 1: very uncomfortable, even if you think there's a chance, like, hey,

1294
01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:36,720
Speaker 1: they probably didn't mean it, but if they did mean it,

1295
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:38,400
Speaker 1: it will be much worse for me to have to

1296
01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:41,880
Speaker 1: be kicked out of my friendship by my friend than

1297
01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:45,400
Speaker 1: me choosing to leave my friendship and having sat with

1298
01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:47,240
Speaker 1: a friend who is not gay. But I just thought

1299
01:02:47,240 --> 01:02:51,120
Speaker 1: he might have been. It made me uncomfortable, Like I

1300
01:02:51,160 --> 01:02:52,840
Speaker 1: was thinking of that also, and I was like, come on, man,

1301
01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:56,240
Speaker 1: you don't you know, first of all, just don't talk

1302
01:02:56,280 --> 01:02:57,840
Speaker 1: like that, and you never know who's around, You never

1303
01:02:57,840 --> 01:03:00,800
Speaker 1: know who you're making uncomfortable. It made all of my

1304
01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:04,840
Speaker 1: friends at the time and very uncomfortable. And I even

1305
01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:06,960
Speaker 1: got the question like, dude, are you gay? And I'm like,

1306
01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:10,680
Speaker 1: why do I have to be carry justify this defensive?

1307
01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:11,480
Speaker 5: Now?

1308
01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:16,920
Speaker 1: Thirteen years later, fourteen years later, that wouldn't be that conversation.

1309
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:19,440
Speaker 1: We wouldn't be having that conversation. They know not to

1310
01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:22,880
Speaker 1: say it because they're matured as well, and society has

1311
01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:25,480
Speaker 1: has has grown. But my whole point of this is

1312
01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:30,520
Speaker 1: I'm never gonna be on board of that transgender shit.

1313
01:03:31,640 --> 01:03:32,919
Speaker 3: Well that's that's my thing.

1314
01:03:33,080 --> 01:03:37,640
Speaker 2: Is I feel like we're ten years away from from that.

1315
01:03:39,280 --> 01:03:39,520
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1316
01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:41,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I don't even I don't want to.

1317
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:46,160
Speaker 2: I don't want to say normal, but normalized like where

1318
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:50,400
Speaker 2: because you know, I do understand that, you know, like

1319
01:03:50,480 --> 01:03:52,959
Speaker 2: percentages and numbers mean something. It's kind of like how

1320
01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:56,280
Speaker 2: being black is still abnormal in America because it's only

1321
01:03:56,320 --> 01:03:59,560
Speaker 2: thirteen percent of the population, like one out of every you know,

1322
01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:03,280
Speaker 2: none people is black, right or some shit like that.

1323
01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:07,280
Speaker 2: So it's not like, oh yeah black, that's you know,

1324
01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:09,720
Speaker 2: that's the major experience in America.

1325
01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:11,120
Speaker 3: That's what everyone has.

1326
01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:15,440
Speaker 2: But as a black person, I do kind of relate

1327
01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:18,400
Speaker 2: to any plight of any minority, just because I think

1328
01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:22,240
Speaker 2: about how to you know, it's a fight to be

1329
01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:24,440
Speaker 2: able to be understood, you know, and I don't want

1330
01:04:24,440 --> 01:04:27,560
Speaker 2: to add to the negativity of it. And it's one

1331
01:04:27,560 --> 01:04:32,280
Speaker 2: of the reasons I think Seinfeld. While he is correct

1332
01:04:32,360 --> 01:04:38,520
Speaker 2: that that colleges are the political correctness quote unquote place,

1333
01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:44,760
Speaker 2: he's also correct in his assertion that he doesn't need

1334
01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:48,360
Speaker 2: to do it anymore because I feel like not every

1335
01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:51,400
Speaker 2: place is good. It's how many black rooms does Seinfeld?

1336
01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:52,400
Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean?

1337
01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:56,640
Speaker 2: Like, it's like not every place is yours. And you know,

1338
01:04:56,760 --> 01:05:00,720
Speaker 2: especially from a lot of these like main extream white

1339
01:05:00,720 --> 01:05:04,240
Speaker 2: guy comedians, like I don't I don't care about their

1340
01:05:04,280 --> 01:05:08,360
Speaker 2: shrinking space because that's just what's gotta happen for other

1341
01:05:08,440 --> 01:05:09,360
Speaker 2: voices to be heard.

1342
01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:10,240
Speaker 3: It's just like.

1343
01:05:12,160 --> 01:05:14,240
Speaker 5: Still no good Latin comics South.

1344
01:05:14,680 --> 01:05:15,840
Speaker 3: I don't know what's going on with that.

1345
01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:21,720
Speaker 1: Somebody's got to I might identify start to identify as

1346
01:05:21,760 --> 01:05:23,200
Speaker 1: a Latino comed.

1347
01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:26,680
Speaker 3: You know, you can't just do that that Like.

1348
01:05:27,080 --> 01:05:30,360
Speaker 1: How many more babies do you need to make Latino

1349
01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:33,320
Speaker 1: community before one of them is funny and crosses over?

1350
01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:36,880
Speaker 2: You know, Ricky Velez got top ten comedians on some

1351
01:05:37,120 --> 01:05:40,840
Speaker 2: list this this week, so us must be true.

1352
01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:41,840
Speaker 3: It was on a list.

1353
01:05:42,880 --> 01:05:46,560
Speaker 5: It was on a list online ten comics named Ricky Veales.

1354
01:05:50,320 --> 01:05:54,200
Speaker 3: This why you Ain't ship Man? That was your time

1355
01:05:54,240 --> 01:05:56,080
Speaker 3: to help on board and be like, oh, I'd love

1356
01:05:56,120 --> 01:05:56,440
Speaker 3: to do the.

1357
01:05:56,480 --> 01:06:03,160
Speaker 1: Nightly show, but but it's but that's my But the

1358
01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:06,680
Speaker 1: thing with Seinfeld is that people don't seem to understand

1359
01:06:06,760 --> 01:06:09,040
Speaker 1: the comparison I've made. And my brother has made this

1360
01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:13,360
Speaker 1: known to me, who's a more thoughtful version of me?

1361
01:06:15,240 --> 01:06:15,400
Speaker 5: You know?

1362
01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:17,880
Speaker 1: The Rooney rule in the NFL is a perfect example,

1363
01:06:17,880 --> 01:06:20,080
Speaker 1: because everybody always wants to go, oh, why do they

1364
01:06:20,080 --> 01:06:23,440
Speaker 1: bring in like a token interview, Like that's insulting to everybody?

1365
01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:25,840
Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, but here's the thing, and sometimes

1366
01:06:25,840 --> 01:06:28,520
Speaker 1: it can be insulting, right, you know how the rule

1367
01:06:28,600 --> 01:06:30,520
Speaker 1: is like you have to interview at least one minority

1368
01:06:30,560 --> 01:06:33,680
Speaker 1: candidate before you hire your coach. But what it has

1369
01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:39,560
Speaker 1: done is it has forced qualified people into the rotation

1370
01:06:40,680 --> 01:06:43,280
Speaker 1: and gotten their names out there. So even if it

1371
01:06:43,280 --> 01:06:45,360
Speaker 1: has to That's what people don't understand about affirmative action

1372
01:06:45,440 --> 01:06:48,280
Speaker 1: and all things like that. There needs to be an

1373
01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:50,720
Speaker 1: initial just like they say, like the energy needed to

1374
01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:53,280
Speaker 1: like start, I think a static energy or whatever, like

1375
01:06:53,320 --> 01:06:57,080
Speaker 1: to move something first takes more effort than when it's

1376
01:06:57,080 --> 01:07:00,280
Speaker 1: already moving. That's jolt of it, and that's what that's

1377
01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:02,520
Speaker 1: what these things are. So when people are like, why

1378
01:07:02,680 --> 01:07:05,280
Speaker 1: isn't part of me As a comedian, of course wants

1379
01:07:05,280 --> 01:07:08,440
Speaker 1: to embrace the Hey, funny is funny? That should be

1380
01:07:08,480 --> 01:07:15,400
Speaker 1: the main goal. But when an industry has embraced an

1381
01:07:15,560 --> 01:07:19,760
Speaker 1: overwhelming majority, there is that need to sort of open

1382
01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:21,720
Speaker 1: up to new voices a little bit more. Although I

1383
01:07:21,760 --> 01:07:23,960
Speaker 1: do think comedy although I could be a victim of

1384
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:26,440
Speaker 1: what other people say when they say, hey, how can

1385
01:07:26,480 --> 01:07:28,720
Speaker 1: black people still have racism? You've got Oprah and the

1386
01:07:28,760 --> 01:07:31,480
Speaker 1: president and Jay Z and Lebron James. It's like, but

1387
01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:36,280
Speaker 1: those are the exceptional people who had to be so

1388
01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:38,400
Speaker 1: much better and were so much well, jay Z, you

1389
01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:40,840
Speaker 1: know how I feel. But they had to be so

1390
01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:43,920
Speaker 1: exceptional in everything. That's not the standard that shouldn't be

1391
01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:44,360
Speaker 1: the standard.

1392
01:07:44,360 --> 01:07:46,880
Speaker 5: Like if you're the best ever, you can make it.

1393
01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:49,920
Speaker 1: In America, it's like you're good, you get what a

1394
01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:52,080
Speaker 1: good person gets. If you're great, you get what a

1395
01:07:52,120 --> 01:07:54,280
Speaker 1: great person gets. Not if you're the very best, you

1396
01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:56,640
Speaker 1: get what the average. Like I said with George Bush

1397
01:07:56,680 --> 01:07:59,960
Speaker 1: and Bill Marmade this joke as well, we don't have

1398
01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:04,000
Speaker 1: equality until like a C student black dude with a

1399
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:05,720
Speaker 1: rich dad can also be present.

1400
01:08:05,760 --> 01:08:08,840
Speaker 2: When Herman Kane is a serious political candidate, we can talk,

1401
01:08:09,560 --> 01:08:11,400
Speaker 2: you know what I mean when he's not a lab

1402
01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:14,520
Speaker 2: like a running joke where it's like, come on, but what.

1403
01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:19,360
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that was kind of rambling about, but I

1404
01:08:19,400 --> 01:08:22,080
Speaker 1: think that people ignore it because I'm kind of split

1405
01:08:22,160 --> 01:08:22,439
Speaker 1: on this.

1406
01:08:22,560 --> 01:08:24,040
Speaker 5: I see the need for new.

1407
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:27,200
Speaker 1: Voices and for new perspectives, but at the same time,

1408
01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:30,679
Speaker 1: I do want that balanced as a comedian with making

1409
01:08:30,720 --> 01:08:34,200
Speaker 1: sure that the humor shot that that you don't sacrifice

1410
01:08:34,280 --> 01:08:34,920
Speaker 1: humor quality.

1411
01:08:35,120 --> 01:08:38,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know what though in Afenders it it

1412
01:08:38,240 --> 01:08:39,280
Speaker 3: really does like.

1413
01:08:39,920 --> 01:08:42,280
Speaker 5: I feel like a lot of black comics who've crossed over.

1414
01:08:42,360 --> 01:08:44,439
Speaker 1: There's a lot of like black comics who are in

1415
01:08:44,760 --> 01:08:47,160
Speaker 1: kind of the black circuit and do black rooms like

1416
01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:51,680
Speaker 1: being a comic. I don't really feel like black comedians

1417
01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:52,720
Speaker 1: are suffering.

1418
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:54,680
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's not all I was gonna say, but

1419
01:08:55,479 --> 01:08:58,679
Speaker 2: that like that, like it just needs to be fair,

1420
01:08:58,720 --> 01:09:00,320
Speaker 2: It just needs to be funny.

1421
01:09:01,760 --> 01:09:04,520
Speaker 3: Mantra. It seems like it's always stacked.

1422
01:09:04,280 --> 01:09:09,479
Speaker 2: Against black comedians or comedy, or women or gay commedity,

1423
01:09:09,560 --> 01:09:12,600
Speaker 2: where it's like, because they have to be where it's

1424
01:09:12,720 --> 01:09:16,120
Speaker 2: creating this, you need to be twice as funny to

1425
01:09:16,280 --> 01:09:21,120
Speaker 2: make it because even people who would consider themselves just

1426
01:09:21,160 --> 01:09:24,519
Speaker 2: wanting fairness, it's almost like they just assume, well, fairness

1427
01:09:24,520 --> 01:09:28,680
Speaker 2: would be like a straight, older white dude, right, and.

1428
01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:31,439
Speaker 4: If you don't make him laugh honestly, no matter, you're

1429
01:09:31,479 --> 01:09:32,840
Speaker 4: not going to make because like you said, there are

1430
01:09:32,880 --> 01:09:34,040
Speaker 4: a lot of black comics that.

1431
01:09:34,120 --> 01:09:35,040
Speaker 3: Do black rooms.

1432
01:09:35,520 --> 01:09:38,080
Speaker 4: But if you want to quote unquote get made stream,

1433
01:09:38,680 --> 01:09:41,519
Speaker 4: sometimes depend on what comedy you have, it almost has

1434
01:09:41,560 --> 01:09:43,639
Speaker 4: to shift or change, right.

1435
01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:45,120
Speaker 2: Which is you know, like I said, it's just a

1436
01:09:45,120 --> 01:09:48,880
Speaker 2: weird like they still like even in that, they're still

1437
01:09:48,920 --> 01:09:50,880
Speaker 2: catching it, like even if you get a break, it's

1438
01:09:50,880 --> 01:09:55,120
Speaker 2: still kind of like yeah, but I mean it's because

1439
01:09:55,160 --> 01:09:58,639
Speaker 2: they wanted a black person, and it's like, so can

1440
01:09:58,680 --> 01:10:00,880
Speaker 2: they want a black person, but that black person be

1441
01:10:01,040 --> 01:10:03,000
Speaker 2: just as funny as the guys who didn't make it,

1442
01:10:03,120 --> 01:10:06,599
Speaker 2: or because they wanted a black person, that also means

1443
01:10:06,880 --> 01:10:09,920
Speaker 2: they're not funny, and that's all it matters, so you know.

1444
01:10:10,080 --> 01:10:12,720
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, though, I will say, though Josh Homer and I

1445
01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:14,800
Speaker 1: have discussed this a couple of times, so I'm sure

1446
01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:17,639
Speaker 1: it'll seem like a repeat to you. But the trend

1447
01:10:17,720 --> 01:10:22,040
Speaker 1: in comedy right now seems to be the safe, the

1448
01:10:22,160 --> 01:10:25,479
Speaker 1: safe black guy, right, like the black guy who gives

1449
01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:29,360
Speaker 1: you the diversity checkbox. Yeah, but that is not necessarily

1450
01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:32,040
Speaker 1: going at it the way you know, and like I said,

1451
01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:37,559
Speaker 1: not every it shouldn't be the obligation of any black

1452
01:10:37,560 --> 01:10:40,320
Speaker 1: comic to have to do racial material or to present

1453
01:10:40,439 --> 01:10:43,960
Speaker 1: a certain perspective. Funny, be funny however you want. But

1454
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:46,760
Speaker 1: it seemed like just the way Zach gallifanakis success in

1455
01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:49,880
Speaker 1: The Hangover led to like this influx of like alt

1456
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:51,280
Speaker 1: comics in flannel and.

1457
01:10:51,240 --> 01:10:52,559
Speaker 5: Beards for a few years.

1458
01:10:53,360 --> 01:10:55,960
Speaker 1: It feels like the success of maybe Hannibal Burris, who

1459
01:10:56,040 --> 01:10:59,320
Speaker 1: is excellent, led to this, like hey, that's what we

1460
01:10:59,320 --> 01:11:01,759
Speaker 1: should be going for, or next is like black comics

1461
01:11:01,760 --> 01:11:03,040
Speaker 1: who who.

1462
01:11:03,080 --> 01:11:06,120
Speaker 5: Who are black? Right, but everybody.

1463
01:11:06,240 --> 01:11:08,839
Speaker 1: But but but they could be white, like their material

1464
01:11:08,920 --> 01:11:11,880
Speaker 1: could be written, material could be delivered.

1465
01:11:11,520 --> 01:11:14,439
Speaker 5: By a white guy. Right, Yeah, and that's now we.

1466
01:11:14,360 --> 01:11:16,880
Speaker 1: Get the boast of best of both words. We feel diverse,

1467
01:11:16,960 --> 01:11:18,280
Speaker 1: but we don't have to deal with it.

1468
01:11:18,680 --> 01:11:19,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's definitely true.

1469
01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:23,040
Speaker 2: I mean it's part of the audience too, Like America

1470
01:11:23,080 --> 01:11:28,160
Speaker 2: loves that, and America is always America's always love that.

1471
01:11:28,439 --> 01:11:31,439
Speaker 1: But Michael Jordan bigger piece of shit than Lebron James

1472
01:11:31,439 --> 01:11:34,439
Speaker 1: ever was as a person. But he played it right.

1473
01:11:34,520 --> 01:11:38,599
Speaker 1: He was corporate, he worked the press conference, Lebron James

1474
01:11:38,640 --> 01:11:41,080
Speaker 1: says on the best Player, Like Lebron James, I'm sure

1475
01:11:41,200 --> 01:11:42,560
Speaker 1: is very I don't know how good or bad a

1476
01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:45,720
Speaker 1: person is, but I'm sure he's very frustrated. And the

1477
01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:48,120
Speaker 1: fact that he only kind of has like an arrogant

1478
01:11:48,160 --> 01:11:53,160
Speaker 1: moment every thirteen months, and yet that's all people, Oh

1479
01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:55,240
Speaker 1: my god, See why can't he be more like Michael?

1480
01:11:55,400 --> 01:11:56,920
Speaker 5: Michael was a terrible person.

1481
01:11:57,120 --> 01:12:01,000
Speaker 1: Right, here's a mean, cheap, angry person. Now I love

1482
01:12:01,040 --> 01:12:01,559
Speaker 1: them for that.

1483
01:12:02,520 --> 01:12:05,280
Speaker 2: But well, see that's why when I make that's why

1484
01:12:05,280 --> 01:12:07,599
Speaker 2: I have I have two different top five lists, Like

1485
01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:11,000
Speaker 2: I have my top five best players of all time,

1486
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:12,760
Speaker 2: and then I have my top five best players who

1487
01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:16,800
Speaker 2: also were good fathers. And that way I can get

1488
01:12:16,840 --> 01:12:18,400
Speaker 2: a lot of people up out of there that I

1489
01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:18,800
Speaker 2: don't like.

1490
01:12:20,120 --> 01:12:22,280
Speaker 3: But but the thing is also alone.

1491
01:12:22,280 --> 01:12:24,880
Speaker 5: It's making top five worst fathers, right, yeah.

1492
01:12:24,800 --> 01:12:27,920
Speaker 3: Him and Larry Bird. I got a list, Michael Jordan's

1493
01:12:27,960 --> 01:12:30,000
Speaker 3: and White Howard.

1494
01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:31,920
Speaker 5: Now did you read that about Howard?

1495
01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:32,760
Speaker 3: Did I read it?

1496
01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:35,599
Speaker 2: You don't know this, but we have a sports show

1497
01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:38,519
Speaker 2: we do every Friday, and that's kind of like our

1498
01:12:38,560 --> 01:12:42,439
Speaker 2: specialty is talking about shit like that, Like sports is

1499
01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:46,160
Speaker 2: kind of boring, but like a secret child where you're

1500
01:12:46,439 --> 01:12:51,640
Speaker 2: fighting custody or allegedly flying fifteen year olds out to

1501
01:12:51,680 --> 01:12:55,840
Speaker 2: see you in Houston with pictures servicing on Instagram of

1502
01:12:55,960 --> 01:12:58,200
Speaker 2: you ordering them room service and hanging out with them.

1503
01:12:58,760 --> 01:13:01,160
Speaker 1: Okay, if you're a fifteen year old girl and you're

1504
01:13:01,200 --> 01:13:05,759
Speaker 1: just ready to take on Dwight Howard, you got pro like, right, family,

1505
01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:08,200
Speaker 1: that's a grown that's a grown woman man, And even

1506
01:13:08,240 --> 01:13:11,280
Speaker 1: then might be might be a challenge. But a fifteen

1507
01:13:11,320 --> 01:13:14,400
Speaker 1: year old girl that her father should already be in

1508
01:13:14,479 --> 01:13:15,160
Speaker 1: jail if he's not.

1509
01:13:15,640 --> 01:13:16,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then of.

1510
01:13:16,360 --> 01:13:18,519
Speaker 2: Course you know the White obviously has a problem if

1511
01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:20,160
Speaker 2: that's what he's got to do right.

1512
01:13:22,560 --> 01:13:26,719
Speaker 1: As a big, big Christian and he's got eight kids.

1513
01:13:26,760 --> 01:13:29,960
Speaker 5: But I mean, yeah, what the so mean?

1514
01:13:30,160 --> 01:13:33,040
Speaker 2: So but what I was gonna say, though, is before

1515
01:13:33,080 --> 01:13:34,719
Speaker 2: we got off on that tangent, don't worry, right.

1516
01:13:36,439 --> 01:13:39,400
Speaker 3: Straight white man gonna always be all right. That's the thing.

1517
01:13:39,439 --> 01:13:41,639
Speaker 2: Like, I don't even worry about that in comedy because

1518
01:13:41,720 --> 01:13:45,320
Speaker 2: there'll never be a time where it's like, man, too bad.

1519
01:13:45,360 --> 01:13:49,800
Speaker 2: He was a straight head, a heterosexual white man. Oh man,

1520
01:13:49,840 --> 01:13:52,120
Speaker 2: he almost had a shot. But like, and you can

1521
01:13:52,160 --> 01:13:55,400
Speaker 2: be garbage and you'll you'll still u you know you've

1522
01:13:55,439 --> 01:13:58,720
Speaker 2: been talking about CHRISTI Elia's special or whatever, like, uh,

1523
01:13:59,800 --> 01:14:00,960
Speaker 2: that dude, he's the.

1524
01:14:00,920 --> 01:14:02,800
Speaker 3: Guy right now, you know what I mean?

1525
01:14:02,920 --> 01:14:08,120
Speaker 2: Like like this is he funnier than every black comedians. No,

1526
01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:11,360
Speaker 2: doesn't have to be, you know, like you he's marketable

1527
01:14:11,479 --> 01:14:14,280
Speaker 2: enough because straight white dude, straight young white dude will

1528
01:14:14,320 --> 01:14:15,360
Speaker 2: never not be marketable.

1529
01:14:15,880 --> 01:14:19,080
Speaker 1: So Crystal Leia is an exception, I think because his

1530
01:14:19,240 --> 01:14:21,000
Speaker 1: father is so powerful. Now if you want to go

1531
01:14:21,560 --> 01:14:23,880
Speaker 1: uh as if I wasn't, I'm I'm burning bridges. I

1532
01:14:23,880 --> 01:14:28,360
Speaker 1: may never even get to maybe one day when my

1533
01:14:28,760 --> 01:14:31,760
Speaker 1: when my show is up for for consideration. Maybe that's

1534
01:14:31,760 --> 01:14:33,240
Speaker 1: when I'll be like, damn it, I shouldn't have said

1535
01:14:33,280 --> 01:14:34,320
Speaker 1: those things about your son.

1536
01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:34,920
Speaker 3: Haha.

1537
01:14:35,720 --> 01:14:39,919
Speaker 1: But his special on Netflix is a crime against humanity.

1538
01:14:39,960 --> 01:14:42,200
Speaker 1: That's not the name of the special. That's what it is.

1539
01:14:43,960 --> 01:14:48,840
Speaker 1: It is unbelievably horrible hard. Oh and yes, Joe Spacely

1540
01:14:48,880 --> 01:14:51,360
Speaker 1: in the chat is right. No one laughs at his

1541
01:14:51,479 --> 01:14:52,799
Speaker 1: jokes more than him.

1542
01:14:52,960 --> 01:14:53,599
Speaker 5: That dude.

1543
01:14:54,120 --> 01:14:56,960
Speaker 1: That's how he gets people to laugh at jokes like

1544
01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:57,400
Speaker 1: it's like.

1545
01:14:59,240 --> 01:15:00,599
Speaker 5: And then the crowd just at.

1546
01:15:00,640 --> 01:15:02,680
Speaker 2: Last, yeah, well you oh, you know what I was

1547
01:15:02,720 --> 01:15:06,040
Speaker 2: gonna say earlier. The one thing America does love more

1548
01:15:06,160 --> 01:15:12,640
Speaker 2: than the non offensive PC token like hey, it's a minority,

1549
01:15:12,760 --> 01:15:15,280
Speaker 2: or it's a woman, or it's this or this guy's

1550
01:15:15,320 --> 01:15:17,960
Speaker 2: gay or whatever, but they're not saying anything that makes

1551
01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:21,360
Speaker 2: me feel bad as a person is the person that

1552
01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:22,040
Speaker 2: does it.

1553
01:15:22,360 --> 01:15:22,600
Speaker 5: You know.

1554
01:15:22,720 --> 01:15:23,840
Speaker 3: That's the only like, it's.

1555
01:15:23,680 --> 01:15:26,960
Speaker 2: The one trump card is that the people that go

1556
01:15:27,040 --> 01:15:31,360
Speaker 2: down to infamy and also notoriety in comedy are always

1557
01:15:31,360 --> 01:15:34,920
Speaker 2: those people that are like, man, people did not necessarily

1558
01:15:34,920 --> 01:15:37,519
Speaker 2: know how to take that shit when they first heard it,

1559
01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:39,920
Speaker 2: but you know, we caught up to it, you know,

1560
01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:42,920
Speaker 2: or it was so funny and so edgy at the

1561
01:15:42,960 --> 01:15:44,479
Speaker 2: time that everyone was like, did you.

1562
01:15:44,439 --> 01:15:45,960
Speaker 3: See that special?

1563
01:15:45,960 --> 01:15:48,439
Speaker 2: And it's been years since we really had a special

1564
01:15:48,520 --> 01:15:51,439
Speaker 2: like that, where like just water cooler, people were like,

1565
01:15:52,200 --> 01:15:53,040
Speaker 2: have you seen so and so?

1566
01:15:53,200 --> 01:15:54,160
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you know.

1567
01:15:54,560 --> 01:15:58,040
Speaker 5: That's why they're keeping me down. That's what I'm saying.

1568
01:15:59,320 --> 01:16:01,360
Speaker 3: Here's uh, here's more news.

1569
01:16:01,520 --> 01:16:06,479
Speaker 2: Speaking of sports and good fathers, Gabrielle Union I was

1570
01:16:06,520 --> 01:16:08,720
Speaker 2: talking about her ever growing family.

1571
01:16:10,880 --> 01:16:13,400
Speaker 5: And uh, in the Max, Dwayne have another side piece.

1572
01:16:13,680 --> 01:16:18,240
Speaker 2: Uh, I'm thinking not another break baby as of yet,

1573
01:16:18,360 --> 01:16:22,360
Speaker 2: although basketball has been over for a while, so stay tuned, right.

1574
01:16:23,640 --> 01:16:25,879
Speaker 2: She did an interview with People magazine and she discussed

1575
01:16:25,880 --> 01:16:28,080
Speaker 2: life at home with Dwayne Wade and his son's parenting,

1576
01:16:28,160 --> 01:16:31,719
Speaker 2: and joining the new Tabanole campaign hashtag Howie family.

1577
01:16:32,560 --> 01:16:36,760
Speaker 3: How did you swing that? You got a good agent? Man?

1578
01:16:37,560 --> 01:16:41,280
Speaker 3: That woman got a good agent because they're not even married, right, right,

1579
01:16:41,400 --> 01:16:45,519
Speaker 3: They're not technically married. They went through aren't they married?

1580
01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:45,760
Speaker 5: Now?

1581
01:16:46,040 --> 01:16:48,719
Speaker 2: No, they went through a ceremony, they did not sign

1582
01:16:48,760 --> 01:16:50,360
Speaker 2: the papers and it expired.

1583
01:16:50,720 --> 01:16:52,840
Speaker 3: Yes, so they are technically.

1584
01:16:52,840 --> 01:16:55,120
Speaker 1: I did not know that because I know Gary Owen,

1585
01:16:55,160 --> 01:16:58,800
Speaker 1: who's a comic who on his page he was at

1586
01:16:58,880 --> 01:17:00,920
Speaker 1: the wedding, so he had that. I just assumed they

1587
01:17:00,960 --> 01:17:04,479
Speaker 1: just have the ceremony and so it's they had before. God,

1588
01:17:04,520 --> 01:17:07,360
Speaker 1: they're married, but not before the state, Right, Yeah, that's why.

1589
01:17:07,320 --> 01:17:10,840
Speaker 2: You listen to balls, d sports guys, John the Blackaptists

1590
01:17:10,840 --> 01:17:13,519
Speaker 2: dot Com, slash Premium every Friday, we will be shitting

1591
01:17:13,520 --> 01:17:14,040
Speaker 2: on Dwayne Wad.

1592
01:17:14,120 --> 01:17:14,280
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1593
01:17:14,320 --> 01:17:16,120
Speaker 3: The State was like, oh, you got thirty days you

1594
01:17:16,160 --> 01:17:19,280
Speaker 3: ain't signed. This paper is non Yeah, he's a smooth

1595
01:17:19,280 --> 01:17:21,120
Speaker 3: motherfucker dude. That dude smooth.

1596
01:17:21,320 --> 01:17:25,280
Speaker 2: Like even when he was doing some commentating for the finals,

1597
01:17:25,439 --> 01:17:27,400
Speaker 2: I was like, out his charisma.

1598
01:17:27,439 --> 01:17:31,160
Speaker 3: I was like, man, that guy's good, but not necessarily

1599
01:17:31,160 --> 01:17:34,040
Speaker 3: a good person. Uh, marry into a marrying into a

1600
01:17:34,040 --> 01:17:34,800
Speaker 3: family with three boys.

1601
01:17:34,840 --> 01:17:37,800
Speaker 2: When coming to stepmother, the three kids has just sort

1602
01:17:37,840 --> 01:17:40,439
Speaker 2: of been an extension of how I was raised Union

1603
01:17:40,520 --> 01:17:44,000
Speaker 2: forty twos. That tells people the more the marrier, everyone counts,

1604
01:17:44,040 --> 01:17:46,559
Speaker 2: everyone has a space. I was raising the family that

1605
01:17:46,640 --> 01:17:49,680
Speaker 2: was all about unconditional love. No matter what incarnation your

1606
01:17:49,720 --> 01:17:52,640
Speaker 2: family comes in, you are enough and that when it

1607
01:17:52,680 --> 01:17:56,120
Speaker 2: comes to the Howie Family campaign, Gabrielle said that she

1608
01:17:56,280 --> 01:17:58,120
Speaker 2: was happy to join in on the campaign that centered

1609
01:17:58,160 --> 01:18:00,240
Speaker 2: around family values it's about.

1610
01:18:00,080 --> 01:18:01,760
Speaker 3: Unconditional love, inclusion.

1611
01:18:02,120 --> 01:18:04,920
Speaker 2: To be a part of a program that actually celebrates

1612
01:18:05,040 --> 01:18:07,479
Speaker 2: all different kinds of family, I jumped at the chance.

1613
01:18:08,320 --> 01:18:11,280
Speaker 2: On her definition of family, she says family encommises so

1614
01:18:11,360 --> 01:18:11,960
Speaker 2: many people.

1615
01:18:13,240 --> 01:18:16,599
Speaker 3: It does not just the people that have been born

1616
01:18:16,600 --> 01:18:20,519
Speaker 3: into the family, but extended family, step kids, friends who

1617
01:18:20,520 --> 01:18:23,639
Speaker 3: have possibly been displaced from their families. Everyone is included,

1618
01:18:23,760 --> 01:18:24,760
Speaker 3: everyone counts.

1619
01:18:25,920 --> 01:18:28,080
Speaker 1: She sounds like she's over compensate, like she's trying to

1620
01:18:28,080 --> 01:18:30,400
Speaker 1: talk herself into being very comfortable with all this.

1621
01:18:30,760 --> 01:18:33,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, and there wasn't a single mention of the break baby,

1622
01:18:33,240 --> 01:18:37,240
Speaker 2: by the way, because those three sons, the third son

1623
01:18:37,800 --> 01:18:41,679
Speaker 2: is Wade's nephew, but she's not talking about that other

1624
01:18:42,040 --> 01:18:45,360
Speaker 2: real third son with that jump off.

1625
01:18:45,680 --> 01:18:48,080
Speaker 1: So I feel like you could do a remake of

1626
01:18:48,080 --> 01:18:51,960
Speaker 1: the Brady Bunch song the d Wade Bunch.

1627
01:18:52,960 --> 01:18:55,679
Speaker 2: You gotta have his ex wife in there for Alice instead.

1628
01:18:57,880 --> 01:19:00,400
Speaker 2: But yeah, she won't even acknowledge all those kids. Wow,

1629
01:19:00,520 --> 01:19:02,639
Speaker 2: promoting family. I thought that was interesting.

1630
01:19:02,960 --> 01:19:03,760
Speaker 3: All right, let's get.

1631
01:19:03,680 --> 01:19:07,120
Speaker 2: Into our games. All right, guys, I can't remember. Oh wait,

1632
01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:09,120
Speaker 2: I did have one more thing I thought, j elshit here.

1633
01:19:09,400 --> 01:19:14,240
Speaker 2: Have you seen the commercial for State Farm called.

1634
01:19:14,680 --> 01:19:16,240
Speaker 3: The never add.

1635
01:19:19,040 --> 01:19:20,240
Speaker 5: Let me see if I can play it.

1636
01:19:20,240 --> 01:19:23,200
Speaker 2: It's it's a god chilling with his friends at the pool,

1637
01:19:24,120 --> 01:19:27,920
Speaker 2: saying that he's never gonna get married, and then he

1638
01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:28,759
Speaker 2: does get married.

1639
01:19:28,840 --> 01:19:34,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're never getting married, guaranteed. It picked a beautiful ring,

1640
01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:35,320
Speaker 5: thank you.

1641
01:19:37,120 --> 01:19:44,639
Speaker 3: We're never having kids, we're never moving to the suburbs.

1642
01:19:45,080 --> 01:19:49,400
Speaker 6: We are never getting one of those, we're never having

1643
01:19:49,360 --> 01:19:51,360
Speaker 6: another kid.

1644
01:19:52,400 --> 01:19:56,080
Speaker 3: Never letting go for all the nevers in life. So yeah,

1645
01:19:56,080 --> 01:19:57,720
Speaker 3: he's chilling with his family and then he says I'm

1646
01:19:57,720 --> 01:19:58,360
Speaker 3: never letting go.

1647
01:19:59,240 --> 01:19:59,800
Speaker 5: He lets go.

1648
01:20:00,240 --> 01:20:04,280
Speaker 2: Does that mean he eventually loses his family? Because that

1649
01:20:04,400 --> 01:20:08,280
Speaker 2: seems like that's what that commercial. Men if they didn't follow,

1650
01:20:08,320 --> 01:20:10,160
Speaker 2: unless they didn't follow the logic all the way through.

1651
01:20:10,400 --> 01:20:13,800
Speaker 4: And you know what, and maybe it's my perspective, but

1652
01:20:13,960 --> 01:20:16,720
Speaker 4: men ought to be outraged because they act like men

1653
01:20:16,800 --> 01:20:20,000
Speaker 4: are just dumb and women just tricked them into getting

1654
01:20:20,040 --> 01:20:22,920
Speaker 4: married and having children and having other children, and men

1655
01:20:22,960 --> 01:20:25,679
Speaker 4: didn't make a choice. You know, the choice was stripped

1656
01:20:25,680 --> 01:20:28,200
Speaker 4: away from you. Menhe where is this outrage?

1657
01:20:28,840 --> 01:20:33,080
Speaker 1: That's why I'm a prominent men's rights advocate, a.

1658
01:20:34,040 --> 01:20:35,080
Speaker 3: Jail from the MRA.

1659
01:20:35,800 --> 01:20:38,280
Speaker 2: What I'm talking about, Uh, did you guys, hear that

1660
01:20:38,320 --> 01:20:41,439
Speaker 2: the Dominican Republic is to be socially cleaned.

1661
01:20:42,160 --> 01:20:43,599
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's creepy shit.

1662
01:20:43,760 --> 01:20:45,760
Speaker 3: What does that mean? So what's the social that clean

1663
01:20:46,760 --> 01:20:47,680
Speaker 3: apparently into that?

1664
01:20:47,840 --> 01:20:50,760
Speaker 2: Well, now, sorry, it's yesterday. I got a quarter million

1665
01:20:50,800 --> 01:20:53,280
Speaker 2: people will be made stateless. They will have no homes,

1666
01:20:53,280 --> 01:20:56,080
Speaker 2: no passports, and no civil rights. There are several reasons

1667
01:20:56,080 --> 01:20:59,920
Speaker 2: for this, but the primary reason is you guessed it racism.

1668
01:21:00,479 --> 01:21:04,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Dominicans of Haitian descent. Like we're talking about.

1669
01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:08,560
Speaker 1: It would be like if the US took Mexican Americans

1670
01:21:09,080 --> 01:21:12,040
Speaker 1: who were born here, which is what some people probably

1671
01:21:12,080 --> 01:21:14,559
Speaker 1: in Texas and Arizona want to do, right, but like

1672
01:21:14,720 --> 01:21:19,000
Speaker 1: that are citizens like born here have never lived in

1673
01:21:19,160 --> 01:21:21,200
Speaker 1: Haiti or in this case, it'd be like if you

1674
01:21:21,320 --> 01:21:25,040
Speaker 1: just rounded up two hundred thousand Mexican Americans and said

1675
01:21:25,360 --> 01:21:27,240
Speaker 1: you are no longer American citizens.

1676
01:21:27,600 --> 01:21:29,559
Speaker 3: Wow, how can you do that?

1677
01:21:29,960 --> 01:21:33,160
Speaker 2: Well, first of all, they look dark, and that's a problem.

1678
01:21:33,880 --> 01:21:36,479
Speaker 2: And issue is a Ruler model Constitutional court in the

1679
01:21:36,479 --> 01:21:40,480
Speaker 2: Dominican republican strip away the citizenship of several generations of Dominicans.

1680
01:21:40,479 --> 01:21:43,519
Speaker 2: According to the decision, Dominicans born after nineteen twenty nine

1681
01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:46,840
Speaker 2: to parents who are not of Dominican ancestry are to

1682
01:21:46,880 --> 01:21:49,960
Speaker 2: have their citizenship revoke. The ruling effects and estimated two

1683
01:21:50,040 --> 01:21:53,120
Speaker 2: hundred and fifty thousand Dominican people of Haitian descent where

1684
01:21:53,160 --> 01:21:56,200
Speaker 2: they're supposed to go, including many of whom have no

1685
01:21:56,240 --> 01:21:58,680
Speaker 2: personal connection with Haiti for several generations.

1686
01:22:00,800 --> 01:22:02,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know where they're supposed to go. I

1687
01:22:02,960 --> 01:22:03,880
Speaker 3: they don't disappear.

1688
01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:10,160
Speaker 2: They open up seven deportation centers to where I guess

1689
01:22:10,160 --> 01:22:14,559
Speaker 2: they're gonna deport them at. Haiti also requests what's happening here?

1690
01:22:14,680 --> 01:22:16,800
Speaker 1: And that's that's just what Haiti needs right now, is

1691
01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:20,080
Speaker 1: a quarter million people with no homes and jobs.

1692
01:22:19,880 --> 01:22:23,719
Speaker 2: Right who've never ever been never for thirty thirty six

1693
01:22:23,800 --> 01:22:26,439
Speaker 2: large passenger buses have been made available for continued use.

1694
01:22:26,479 --> 01:22:27,679
Speaker 3: So they're just gonna bust them there.

1695
01:22:28,600 --> 01:22:31,439
Speaker 2: Listen, extremely I'm in a sign everything is set for

1696
01:22:31,479 --> 01:22:35,160
Speaker 2: the deportation that the dr government is saying it is

1697
01:22:35,240 --> 01:22:37,519
Speaker 2: going forth on this Tuesday, June sixteenth.

1698
01:22:37,560 --> 01:22:40,200
Speaker 4: And I have a question the amount of money and

1699
01:22:40,360 --> 01:22:43,040
Speaker 4: effort it takes to have a bus running for twenty

1700
01:22:43,080 --> 01:22:45,040
Speaker 4: four hours, and I have them many days, so you

1701
01:22:45,080 --> 01:22:47,720
Speaker 4: get it there you might as well pay for They say,

1702
01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:49,920
Speaker 4: like you're wasting money to ship them out.

1703
01:22:50,320 --> 01:22:52,559
Speaker 2: It's not a waste of money if you're never ever,

1704
01:22:52,640 --> 01:22:54,200
Speaker 2: ever gonna do anything else for them.

1705
01:22:54,600 --> 01:22:57,360
Speaker 1: Wow, if they need what they need to say, and

1706
01:22:57,400 --> 01:23:02,280
Speaker 1: I say this as a half half hateh man, they

1707
01:23:02,320 --> 01:23:06,400
Speaker 1: need to find five or ten Dominicans of Haitian descent

1708
01:23:06,640 --> 01:23:11,280
Speaker 1: with ninety mile per hour fastballs and say we're taking

1709
01:23:11,320 --> 01:23:15,160
Speaker 1: them with us too if you deport us, because Dominicans

1710
01:23:15,240 --> 01:23:16,280
Speaker 1: do love their baseball.

1711
01:23:16,560 --> 01:23:17,960
Speaker 3: Oh, that would be smart man.

1712
01:23:18,680 --> 01:23:26,519
Speaker 2: In February, Dominican Haitian Henry Clade John, nicknamed Tulal and

1713
01:23:26,880 --> 01:23:29,719
Speaker 2: impoverish shoeshine Boy, was found lynched in a public park

1714
01:23:30,280 --> 01:23:32,920
Speaker 2: in Santiago, the DR's second largest city.

1715
01:23:32,960 --> 01:23:34,000
Speaker 3: His hands and feet were bound.

1716
01:23:34,080 --> 01:23:35,919
Speaker 2: The police were quick to blame it on the victims

1717
01:23:36,200 --> 01:23:40,800
Speaker 2: criminal pass and rejected racism as a motive. You know

1718
01:23:40,840 --> 01:23:46,000
Speaker 2: how criminals often lynch people in the park. But yeah,

1719
01:23:46,240 --> 01:23:48,320
Speaker 2: for the Dominican authorities to rule out racism as a

1720
01:23:48,360 --> 01:23:50,400
Speaker 2: factor less than twenty four hours after man of Haitian

1721
01:23:50,400 --> 01:23:52,760
Speaker 2: descent was hanged in a public square, it is not

1722
01:23:52,800 --> 01:23:57,160
Speaker 2: just irresponsible policing. Is an outrageous example of discrimination endemic

1723
01:23:57,200 --> 01:23:59,680
Speaker 2: to the Dominican Republic, mcmully wrote inhter and post and

1724
01:23:59,680 --> 01:24:03,599
Speaker 2: a email. Uh and frankly, it is all too reminiscent

1725
01:24:03,640 --> 01:24:06,879
Speaker 2: of the shameful denials of Southern officials during the decades

1726
01:24:06,920 --> 01:24:10,360
Speaker 2: of terror lynch is perpetrated against African Americans here at home.

1727
01:24:11,840 --> 01:24:13,960
Speaker 2: So yeah, man, that's some scary shit. Dog, I didn't

1728
01:24:13,960 --> 01:24:17,880
Speaker 2: even think that would be possible. Like, I don't even

1729
01:24:17,960 --> 01:24:19,840
Speaker 2: know who came up with the idea of that, but

1730
01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:23,280
Speaker 2: like that, like that, verson's evil as fuck to just

1731
01:24:23,280 --> 01:24:26,640
Speaker 2: be like, you know what, dog, Uh, why don't we

1732
01:24:26,760 --> 01:24:29,160
Speaker 2: just decitizenized these motherfuckers and take them out?

1733
01:24:29,280 --> 01:24:31,360
Speaker 3: Like what you can't do that? What did they do?

1734
01:24:31,439 --> 01:24:32,920
Speaker 4: Look at their books and was like we got a

1735
01:24:33,000 --> 01:24:34,719
Speaker 4: quotas just fire all these people.

1736
01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:37,439
Speaker 1: But there is I mean, and I've I've talked to

1737
01:24:37,600 --> 01:24:39,679
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, I have friends who are Dominican

1738
01:24:39,760 --> 01:24:41,680
Speaker 1: and they know how it is in terms of the

1739
01:24:41,760 --> 01:24:45,720
Speaker 1: old kind of ways. But that's that's colonialism rearing its

1740
01:24:45,760 --> 01:24:48,240
Speaker 1: head again, where it's like, oh, you're you're African, but

1741
01:24:48,320 --> 01:24:51,200
Speaker 1: I'm Spanish, you know, and it's like I'm better than

1742
01:24:51,240 --> 01:24:53,439
Speaker 1: you because you know you're you were African. You know,

1743
01:24:53,479 --> 01:24:56,240
Speaker 1: in case of Haiti, you were African slaves, whereas you know,

1744
01:24:56,280 --> 01:24:58,479
Speaker 1: I speak Spanish because we were we were part of

1745
01:24:58,520 --> 01:25:01,599
Speaker 1: like Spain and and like a higher class of people.

1746
01:25:02,120 --> 01:25:04,720
Speaker 1: And my dad, the wisdom of my father, he once

1747
01:25:04,760 --> 01:25:10,599
Speaker 1: said to me, he said, I mentioned a friend who

1748
01:25:10,680 --> 01:25:14,599
Speaker 1: was Dominican, and my dad said to me Dominican. And

1749
01:25:14,640 --> 01:25:17,800
Speaker 1: I said what, And he said, some of them are

1750
01:25:17,880 --> 01:25:20,519
Speaker 1: darker than me, and say they're not black. How stupid?

1751
01:25:23,320 --> 01:25:26,719
Speaker 1: And no, But that's I mean that stuff.

1752
01:25:27,960 --> 01:25:28,400
Speaker 5: That's the thing.

1753
01:25:28,479 --> 01:25:31,400
Speaker 1: I think somebody wrote colorism, but that's I mean, that's all.

1754
01:25:31,840 --> 01:25:34,760
Speaker 1: That's like one of the legacies of like colonialism and

1755
01:25:34,800 --> 01:25:38,479
Speaker 1: slavery that that is like less prominent. Here we had

1756
01:25:38,600 --> 01:25:42,280
Speaker 1: good old flat out racism, right, but like in South

1757
01:25:42,320 --> 01:25:44,519
Speaker 1: America and Central America, you have people it's like the

1758
01:25:44,600 --> 01:25:47,920
Speaker 1: lighter you are, like very blatantly like in Brazil and shit,

1759
01:25:48,040 --> 01:25:50,800
Speaker 1: like if you're light skinned, that's like you're better. Look

1760
01:25:50,840 --> 01:25:53,439
Speaker 1: at Sammy Sosa, for Christ's sake, that's didn't come out

1761
01:25:53,439 --> 01:25:55,799
Speaker 1: of nowhere. I mean, he was ridiculous and looks stupid.

1762
01:25:55,960 --> 01:26:00,880
Speaker 2: Well, when Sammy Sosa decided to be a white person,

1763
01:26:01,479 --> 01:26:06,559
Speaker 2: we didn't have any transracial debates. Yeah, I wonder it

1764
01:26:06,600 --> 01:26:08,320
Speaker 2: seems like that shit only works one way.

1765
01:26:09,960 --> 01:26:12,559
Speaker 5: We need to, we really need to. There can't be

1766
01:26:13,080 --> 01:26:13,639
Speaker 5: a trade.

1767
01:26:14,040 --> 01:26:17,000
Speaker 1: Uh, there cannot be a transracial debate.

1768
01:26:17,479 --> 01:26:19,760
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you like this, I am willing to

1769
01:26:20,000 --> 01:26:26,240
Speaker 2: entertain the transracial thing twenty years from now, after psychologists

1770
01:26:26,240 --> 01:26:29,920
Speaker 2: and scientists and everyone has studied it and come up.

1771
01:26:29,840 --> 01:26:31,840
Speaker 3: With it being a thing. I'm not willing to do.

1772
01:26:31,800 --> 01:26:36,280
Speaker 2: It just because some fucking grifter has taken the media

1773
01:26:36,320 --> 01:26:36,759
Speaker 2: by storm.

1774
01:26:37,000 --> 01:26:39,840
Speaker 3: Fuck that, Like that's the wrong way to do. Like

1775
01:26:40,120 --> 01:26:42,680
Speaker 3: people are like, let's have this debate. I'm like, this

1776
01:26:42,720 --> 01:26:45,720
Speaker 3: motherfucker is a con artist, right, no debate here.

1777
01:26:45,800 --> 01:26:48,040
Speaker 2: You you want to down that hill, Like that's the

1778
01:26:48,120 --> 01:26:50,680
Speaker 2: hill you want to down, really, dog? You know It's

1779
01:26:50,720 --> 01:26:52,760
Speaker 2: like me, like, let's it was it would be like

1780
01:26:53,360 --> 01:26:56,679
Speaker 2: I want to I want to have a conversation about

1781
01:26:57,160 --> 01:27:00,200
Speaker 2: moving a three point line based on JR. Smith and

1782
01:27:00,280 --> 01:27:03,840
Speaker 2: you're just like, fuck you, man, Like you can't even

1783
01:27:03,840 --> 01:27:06,800
Speaker 2: take Steph Carry or someone like Jr's No, fuck you,

1784
01:27:07,240 --> 01:27:08,600
Speaker 2: I'm not entertaining this.

1785
01:27:09,160 --> 01:27:11,240
Speaker 1: And that's one of those things. I kind of was

1786
01:27:11,280 --> 01:27:13,519
Speaker 1: fed up with it and didn't want to get into it.

1787
01:27:13,560 --> 01:27:17,400
Speaker 1: But then I read something that Randolph posted which obviously

1788
01:27:17,439 --> 01:27:19,479
Speaker 1: resonated with me, which was by a woman who has

1789
01:27:19,680 --> 01:27:22,439
Speaker 1: had a black mother, white father. But to most people,

1790
01:27:22,479 --> 01:27:25,719
Speaker 1: if you don't kind of examine closely, people just assume

1791
01:27:25,800 --> 01:27:28,479
Speaker 1: she was white. And I kind of this is one

1792
01:27:28,520 --> 01:27:30,000
Speaker 1: of those fucked up things where it's like, how many

1793
01:27:30,040 --> 01:27:33,960
Speaker 1: conversations I've had before this where it's like a guy

1794
01:27:33,960 --> 01:27:35,840
Speaker 1: at a bar will say, you know the and this

1795
01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:39,200
Speaker 1: is dozens and dozens of times, if not hundreds.

1796
01:27:39,360 --> 01:27:40,120
Speaker 5: I've lost count.

1797
01:27:40,520 --> 01:27:43,040
Speaker 1: After a show if I do five minutes of material

1798
01:27:43,120 --> 01:27:45,800
Speaker 1: on being half black, half a dozen.

1799
01:27:45,760 --> 01:27:46,920
Speaker 5: Are you really half black?

1800
01:27:46,920 --> 01:27:48,439
Speaker 1: And I'm like, yeah, no, I know, I don't look

1801
01:27:48,439 --> 01:27:51,040
Speaker 1: at it. And then like the sometimes they just persist

1802
01:27:51,160 --> 01:27:52,880
Speaker 1: and I'm like, well, now this is awkward.

1803
01:27:53,000 --> 01:27:54,880
Speaker 5: So I don't know what you think. I'm trying to

1804
01:27:55,280 --> 01:27:55,879
Speaker 5: a conversation.

1805
01:27:55,920 --> 01:27:58,000
Speaker 1: Well, now you see a woman who's trying to get

1806
01:27:58,040 --> 01:28:01,320
Speaker 1: off on this. And I've had conversations that where I'm

1807
01:28:01,320 --> 01:28:03,160
Speaker 1: staying at the bar. I'm a tall dude. I might

1808
01:28:03,200 --> 01:28:04,519
Speaker 1: be there with a girl, I might just be there

1809
01:28:04,560 --> 01:28:07,320
Speaker 1: with friends, and then a guy this has happened multiple times,

1810
01:28:07,320 --> 01:28:08,880
Speaker 1: like you should be playing basketball?

1811
01:28:08,920 --> 01:28:09,160
Speaker 5: Aye?

1812
01:28:09,960 --> 01:28:13,240
Speaker 1: Was it because you're white, and I'm like, well, it's

1813
01:28:13,240 --> 01:28:16,680
Speaker 1: not that right because my dad's black. But it's just

1814
01:28:16,720 --> 01:28:19,960
Speaker 1: because I was an okay, college a college player.

1815
01:28:20,000 --> 01:28:22,360
Speaker 2: Has anybody ever hit you with the I'm blacker than you?

1816
01:28:22,439 --> 01:28:23,959
Speaker 2: And there are some white dude.

1817
01:28:24,520 --> 01:28:26,479
Speaker 1: When I get the hand by hand like they just

1818
01:28:26,520 --> 01:28:28,720
Speaker 1: came back from a trip to Mexico and they're like,

1819
01:28:28,760 --> 01:28:30,479
Speaker 1: but I'm darker than you. I go, oh, well, I

1820
01:28:30,479 --> 01:28:31,640
Speaker 1: guess Okay, then I guess I'm not.

1821
01:28:31,960 --> 01:28:34,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess, uh, all right, I guess you'll be

1822
01:28:34,040 --> 01:28:36,080
Speaker 2: shot in the street to night. No oh, still not

1823
01:28:36,120 --> 01:28:40,160
Speaker 2: worried about it, but yeah, so so you know. I'm

1824
01:28:40,200 --> 01:28:43,519
Speaker 2: also discussed with on the trans controversy.

1825
01:28:43,840 --> 01:28:46,080
Speaker 1: And my thing is, I'm sorry that the only the

1826
01:28:46,160 --> 01:28:48,080
Speaker 1: last point I'll made before I forget. It was one

1827
01:28:48,120 --> 01:28:50,719
Speaker 1: of those things where I don't tell people I'm black

1828
01:28:50,840 --> 01:28:53,679
Speaker 1: and I don't tell people I'm white. I say I'm mixed,

1829
01:28:54,240 --> 01:28:56,800
Speaker 1: and I think, unlike Barack Obama, I think sometime shoot,

1830
01:28:56,800 --> 01:29:00,200
Speaker 1: don't realize it's not really a choice I made because

1831
01:29:00,200 --> 01:29:01,840
Speaker 1: I want to identify as what I am, but I

1832
01:29:01,920 --> 01:29:04,920
Speaker 1: know what I look like, whereas Barack Obama, on the

1833
01:29:04,920 --> 01:29:09,200
Speaker 1: flip side, never had a choice like society was gonna

1834
01:29:09,200 --> 01:29:12,600
Speaker 1: look at him like a black man. He might have

1835
01:29:12,640 --> 01:29:15,320
Speaker 1: wanted to identify that way, but he was never going

1836
01:29:15,360 --> 01:29:18,000
Speaker 1: to get to say I'm biracial. People are like, oh,

1837
01:29:18,080 --> 01:29:20,680
Speaker 1: I thought you're just black.

1838
01:29:20,720 --> 01:29:24,920
Speaker 2: Could you even imagine the controversy if he said some

1839
01:29:25,000 --> 01:29:28,840
Speaker 2: shit about I identify as white like and.

1840
01:29:28,720 --> 01:29:31,439
Speaker 3: Not just from black people, from white people too. White

1841
01:29:31,439 --> 01:29:32,360
Speaker 3: people treat him like.

1842
01:29:32,400 --> 01:29:34,960
Speaker 1: Bad Black people would get angry, and I think white

1843
01:29:34,960 --> 01:29:36,320
Speaker 1: people would laugh at him.

1844
01:29:36,560 --> 01:29:40,120
Speaker 2: Right exactly that and that is not us, And like,

1845
01:29:40,200 --> 01:29:42,280
Speaker 2: that's one of the reasons I felt like because she

1846
01:29:42,360 --> 01:29:46,400
Speaker 2: did a bunch of she'd a round of interviews. Matter

1847
01:29:46,439 --> 01:29:48,760
Speaker 2: of fact, I'll just actually saved this article for later

1848
01:29:48,760 --> 01:29:50,360
Speaker 2: because I was gonna talk about the other trends I'm

1849
01:29:50,360 --> 01:29:53,800
Speaker 2: discussed by transfats being out loud, but we'll talk about

1850
01:29:53,800 --> 01:29:54,280
Speaker 2: that later.

1851
01:29:54,680 --> 01:29:56,000
Speaker 3: Obviously firmly against that.

1852
01:29:56,280 --> 01:29:58,680
Speaker 1: But you hosted that. I almost wanted to make a

1853
01:29:58,960 --> 01:30:00,840
Speaker 1: I keep having any sketches. This is why I needed

1854
01:30:00,840 --> 01:30:03,400
Speaker 1: to write for a show that can make sketches every day.

1855
01:30:03,640 --> 01:30:05,519
Speaker 5: Yeah, but having an.

1856
01:30:05,360 --> 01:30:07,639
Speaker 1: Interview like a one on one interview with Matt Lauer

1857
01:30:07,720 --> 01:30:12,200
Speaker 1: and trans fats just somebody in a big like bubble

1858
01:30:12,280 --> 01:30:14,160
Speaker 1: costume and that's trans fat.

1859
01:30:14,800 --> 01:30:16,000
Speaker 5: They're trying to outlass.

1860
01:30:16,080 --> 01:30:19,400
Speaker 1: See that would be funny, right, Yes, I just need

1861
01:30:19,400 --> 01:30:21,240
Speaker 1: to write these and start. I need to just get

1862
01:30:21,280 --> 01:30:23,840
Speaker 1: on some kind of program where I can like write

1863
01:30:23,840 --> 01:30:24,760
Speaker 1: two of these a day.

1864
01:30:24,920 --> 01:30:28,559
Speaker 2: He and pill man, you know, just start submitting. They

1865
01:30:28,560 --> 01:30:32,960
Speaker 2: probably didn't hear the podcast yet. It's just admit anyway.

1866
01:30:34,720 --> 01:30:36,800
Speaker 5: I really have burned a lot of bridges. Yeah.

1867
01:30:36,840 --> 01:30:40,000
Speaker 2: Man, Yeah, it's like my favorite thing about you.

1868
01:30:40,040 --> 01:30:42,400
Speaker 3: But then I feel like I'm just aiding it. I

1869
01:30:42,400 --> 01:30:43,639
Speaker 3: feel like I'm part of the problem.

1870
01:30:44,080 --> 01:30:46,479
Speaker 5: You're doctor, You're Jack Covorkian, just giving me.

1871
01:30:47,640 --> 01:30:50,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, in my arm, I'm like enabling you.

1872
01:30:50,880 --> 01:30:54,439
Speaker 2: But I really do appreciate the honesty, man, Like, not

1873
01:30:54,479 --> 01:30:58,040
Speaker 2: too many people gonna do that. So, yeah, she did

1874
01:30:58,040 --> 01:31:01,000
Speaker 2: some interviews last night and it wasn't you're adding to

1875
01:31:01,080 --> 01:31:05,240
Speaker 2: a lot of black people, myself included, because the interviews

1876
01:31:05,240 --> 01:31:09,160
Speaker 2: were all softball interviews for the most part, which is like,

1877
01:31:09,280 --> 01:31:12,400
Speaker 2: what the fucking like people are talking about the fact

1878
01:31:12,520 --> 01:31:15,240
Speaker 2: because I still I'm still stuck on like and I

1879
01:31:15,240 --> 01:31:17,400
Speaker 2: don't even understand how we even get off of this topic.

1880
01:31:17,439 --> 01:31:23,280
Speaker 2: But if you allegedly pulled nine to ten hate crimes,

1881
01:31:24,240 --> 01:31:29,000
Speaker 2: on yourself as leader of the NAACP in an area,

1882
01:31:29,200 --> 01:31:32,840
Speaker 2: you cannot make an argument that you helped anybody like

1883
01:31:32,880 --> 01:31:36,360
Speaker 2: because they had to close those investigations because they were like,

1884
01:31:36,600 --> 01:31:42,040
Speaker 2: these seem to be from you, and we're clearly not

1885
01:31:42,120 --> 01:31:46,120
Speaker 2: gonna ever find another suspect because the way that they

1886
01:31:46,120 --> 01:31:49,880
Speaker 2: were done. Only someone with your access to these places

1887
01:31:49,920 --> 01:31:52,960
Speaker 2: such as a mailbox where you have the only key

1888
01:31:53,200 --> 01:31:56,240
Speaker 2: and the post office are the only people with access

1889
01:31:56,280 --> 01:32:00,479
Speaker 2: to it. And there's no DNA and the the letters

1890
01:32:00,479 --> 01:32:02,880
Speaker 2: never were mailed, so they don't they don't even have

1891
01:32:02,960 --> 01:32:06,760
Speaker 2: postage on them, right, So it's you know, shit like that,

1892
01:32:06,960 --> 01:32:10,400
Speaker 2: Or there's a news in her house, or there was

1893
01:32:10,439 --> 01:32:13,599
Speaker 2: a thirty thousand dollars robbery that they have never found

1894
01:32:13,600 --> 01:32:16,479
Speaker 2: any evidence or suspects for just thirty thousand dollars.

1895
01:32:16,520 --> 01:32:18,120
Speaker 3: Shit's missing, right, So.

1896
01:32:19,360 --> 01:32:21,840
Speaker 2: The shit like that makes you just be like, how

1897
01:32:21,880 --> 01:32:24,920
Speaker 2: are we getting past that into Well, let's just discuss

1898
01:32:24,960 --> 01:32:26,200
Speaker 2: if transracial can be a thing.

1899
01:32:26,640 --> 01:32:27,880
Speaker 3: I refuse that.

1900
01:32:28,680 --> 01:32:33,120
Speaker 4: I'm sorry until me as dark as my black ass

1901
01:32:33,320 --> 01:32:37,400
Speaker 4: is can say I am a white woman and not

1902
01:32:37,560 --> 01:32:41,880
Speaker 4: be called a nigger, and I get all the white privilege,

1903
01:32:42,240 --> 01:32:46,320
Speaker 4: I get adopted into the culture my credit rate goes up.

1904
01:32:47,360 --> 01:32:48,800
Speaker 3: I'm not denied for loans.

1905
01:32:49,280 --> 01:32:51,559
Speaker 4: I don't have to use the primitive action until I

1906
01:32:51,600 --> 01:32:53,439
Speaker 4: can do that. I don't want to talk about it.

1907
01:32:53,439 --> 01:32:54,400
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, ain't no if.

1908
01:32:54,640 --> 01:32:55,000
Speaker 5: But no.

1909
01:32:55,240 --> 01:32:58,559
Speaker 2: Transracial only flows one way, and we were only going

1910
01:32:58,640 --> 01:33:00,479
Speaker 2: to talk about it if a white person wanted it,

1911
01:33:00,560 --> 01:33:02,960
Speaker 2: Like it would never have been to this, like like

1912
01:33:03,040 --> 01:33:05,880
Speaker 2: Jayale said, we would laugh at anyone who attended this

1913
01:33:05,960 --> 01:33:09,920
Speaker 2: shit like if like if fucking like you know how

1914
01:33:09,960 --> 01:33:12,400
Speaker 2: Baron Davis came on TV with that Jerry Carroll. Well,

1915
01:33:12,439 --> 01:33:15,000
Speaker 2: let's say he went and got instead of a Jerry Carle.

1916
01:33:15,080 --> 01:33:16,759
Speaker 2: What if he had went and got like just a bob,

1917
01:33:16,840 --> 01:33:19,680
Speaker 2: like a perm to like make his hair straight, and

1918
01:33:19,760 --> 01:33:22,120
Speaker 2: it was just like, yeah, I identify as white now.

1919
01:33:22,640 --> 01:33:25,320
Speaker 2: It wouldn't have been twenty four to seven hour laugh fest,

1920
01:33:25,720 --> 01:33:29,000
Speaker 2: no serious interviews. No, no, Matt lowerd doesn't need to

1921
01:33:29,040 --> 01:33:31,280
Speaker 2: sit down with him, and they would just be like,

1922
01:33:31,439 --> 01:33:34,120
Speaker 2: what the fuck are you doing? Show a picture of him,

1923
01:33:34,160 --> 01:33:36,599
Speaker 2: and then hold on that other lady would laugh about

1924
01:33:36,600 --> 01:33:37,280
Speaker 2: it and drink wine.

1925
01:33:37,400 --> 01:33:39,759
Speaker 3: Right, it only flows one way, and that's my whole problem.

1926
01:33:39,880 --> 01:33:43,200
Speaker 3: So here's a clip from her NBC Nightly News interview.

1927
01:33:42,960 --> 01:33:46,599
Speaker 5: Last night under why many people would think, given your

1928
01:33:46,640 --> 01:33:50,960
Speaker 5: parents and your heritage, that is at best a misleading answer.

1929
01:33:53,840 --> 01:33:57,599
Speaker 10: I can understand that, but again, up to this point, I.

1930
01:33:57,600 --> 01:33:58,400
Speaker 5: Know who raised me.

1931
01:33:59,840 --> 01:34:01,120
Speaker 10: I haven't had a DNA test.

1932
01:34:01,800 --> 01:34:02,439
Speaker 3: There's been no.

1933
01:34:02,439 --> 01:34:07,040
Speaker 10: Biological proof that Larry with Sanna are my biological parents.

1934
01:34:07,120 --> 01:34:09,240
Speaker 7: There's a birth certificate that has your name on it

1935
01:34:09,280 --> 01:34:10,240
Speaker 7: and their names on it.

1936
01:34:10,439 --> 01:34:13,519
Speaker 10: I'm not saying that that I can prove they're not,

1937
01:34:13,920 --> 01:34:15,800
Speaker 10: but I don't know that I can actually prove they are.

1938
01:34:15,840 --> 01:34:17,439
Speaker 10: I mean, the birth certificate is issued a month and

1939
01:34:17,439 --> 01:34:22,080
Speaker 10: a half after I'm born. It's certainly there were no

1940
01:34:22,160 --> 01:34:24,040
Speaker 10: medical witnesses to my birth.

1941
01:34:24,200 --> 01:34:27,320
Speaker 3: It's one thing too, bitch went to doctor there? How

1942
01:34:27,400 --> 01:34:27,960
Speaker 3: were you born?

1943
01:34:29,479 --> 01:34:34,680
Speaker 2: Here's the thing, right, the proof is right there in

1944
01:34:34,680 --> 01:34:37,920
Speaker 2: the interview. What she called them by their first names.

1945
01:34:39,560 --> 01:34:41,000
Speaker 2: That clearly is a white person.

1946
01:34:41,200 --> 01:34:45,719
Speaker 3: And you know what, no, no.

1947
01:34:44,600 --> 01:34:48,439
Speaker 2: No body of color would turn to be like Larry

1948
01:34:48,439 --> 01:34:49,080
Speaker 2: and ruth Ann.

1949
01:34:49,600 --> 01:34:51,960
Speaker 3: Can you imagine?

1950
01:34:52,520 --> 01:34:55,000
Speaker 4: And my and my thing is this, This has gotta

1951
01:34:55,040 --> 01:34:57,439
Speaker 4: be not trying to be funny, hurtful and inspulking to

1952
01:34:57,479 --> 01:34:59,240
Speaker 4: her parents for your child to deny you.

1953
01:35:00,080 --> 01:35:03,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, they're in a lawsuit that's really contentious and

1954
01:35:03,360 --> 01:35:07,519
Speaker 2: involves like allegations of sexual abuse. They're saying she has

1955
01:35:07,600 --> 01:35:11,240
Speaker 2: some type of some weird syndrome I've never heard of before,

1956
01:35:11,400 --> 01:35:13,000
Speaker 2: but where.

1957
01:35:13,560 --> 01:35:17,439
Speaker 1: Whatever it is, they might rename it after her disease

1958
01:35:17,600 --> 01:35:20,120
Speaker 1: is now like it's not lugar disease, but they call

1959
01:35:20,200 --> 01:35:20,479
Speaker 1: it that.

1960
01:35:21,000 --> 01:35:23,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah for real, Because like when I heard about that,

1961
01:35:23,720 --> 01:35:26,720
Speaker 2: I was like, I mean, I guess I don't. I've

1962
01:35:26,760 --> 01:35:28,880
Speaker 2: never heard of this ship before, but it was like,

1963
01:35:28,920 --> 01:35:31,679
Speaker 2: it causes you to act out and disrupt your family,

1964
01:35:33,040 --> 01:35:36,479
Speaker 2: got the Rachel, Yeah, you got that, Doulez our dog.

1965
01:35:37,040 --> 01:35:41,679
Speaker 2: She also admitted that she has a weave, which every

1966
01:35:42,080 --> 01:35:44,040
Speaker 2: every black person in America.

1967
01:35:43,760 --> 01:35:45,360
Speaker 3: Of course, is a weave.

1968
01:35:45,479 --> 01:35:48,840
Speaker 10: Everybody's asking this right here today.

1969
01:35:49,240 --> 01:35:53,120
Speaker 2: I'll be like, okay, you just gonna out be like that,

1970
01:35:53,160 --> 01:35:54,240
Speaker 2: why THEEO put this sad.

1971
01:35:54,120 --> 01:36:00,840
Speaker 3: Music in here? Because she's said, what is it so long?

1972
01:36:01,080 --> 01:36:05,760
Speaker 10: But yeah, it is a weave, and I you know,

1973
01:36:05,920 --> 01:36:08,280
Speaker 10: I do it myself, and because you do hair.

1974
01:36:08,560 --> 01:36:13,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't know why all the sad music.

1975
01:36:13,360 --> 01:36:16,600
Speaker 3: But any of the things she's done, they make it

1976
01:36:16,680 --> 01:36:18,920
Speaker 3: seem like admitting you have a weave is the saddest

1977
01:36:18,960 --> 01:36:20,240
Speaker 3: possible thing, a little.

1978
01:36:20,760 --> 01:36:23,639
Speaker 2: Paying to sell another reason I can tell she's not black.

1979
01:36:24,120 --> 01:36:26,080
Speaker 2: The correct answer was is mine.

1980
01:36:26,160 --> 01:36:28,559
Speaker 3: I paid for it. I know it's so so I

1981
01:36:28,600 --> 01:36:29,320
Speaker 3: got the receipt.

1982
01:36:29,360 --> 01:36:29,880
Speaker 5: I own it.

1983
01:36:30,160 --> 01:36:32,760
Speaker 3: I'm not sure how closely she studied our people.

1984
01:36:32,720 --> 01:36:35,559
Speaker 1: But I thought I saw in CNN they had the

1985
01:36:35,600 --> 01:36:39,040
Speaker 1: president of the n and double the NC, double A yeah, yeah,

1986
01:36:39,560 --> 01:36:43,519
Speaker 1: nuble a cp on And I thought his he gave

1987
01:36:43,640 --> 01:36:46,840
Speaker 1: such a such a good answer that resonated with me

1988
01:36:47,000 --> 01:36:51,720
Speaker 1: because he was talking about how both historically and just

1989
01:36:51,800 --> 01:36:54,160
Speaker 1: the nature of the NAACPN and just black people in

1990
01:36:54,200 --> 01:36:56,640
Speaker 1: this country. It's oh and because of the way the

1991
01:36:56,720 --> 01:36:59,960
Speaker 1: law was, it's always been accepting. I mean, they said

1992
01:37:00,160 --> 01:37:03,120
Speaker 1: one drop rule, but it really is like, come on in,

1993
01:37:04,320 --> 01:37:07,760
Speaker 1: we will welcome you. And I've I've always felt that

1994
01:37:07,960 --> 01:37:10,120
Speaker 1: when I've always felt like I've had to sort of

1995
01:37:10,160 --> 01:37:11,280
Speaker 1: present myself.

1996
01:37:11,800 --> 01:37:13,640
Speaker 5: I always felt like I had to prove.

1997
01:37:15,280 --> 01:37:20,720
Speaker 1: Or was doubted by white people ninety five percent of

1998
01:37:20,760 --> 01:37:24,599
Speaker 1: the time and one percent of the time by black people.

1999
01:37:24,640 --> 01:37:25,519
Speaker 5: There was always like this.

2000
01:37:26,160 --> 01:37:28,920
Speaker 1: Sometimes you know, light skin or mixed race or black

2001
01:37:28,960 --> 01:37:31,719
Speaker 1: people could could kind of tell, you know, the sixth

2002
01:37:31,760 --> 01:37:34,599
Speaker 1: sense if I didn't look particularly dark or my hair

2003
01:37:34,680 --> 01:37:35,840
Speaker 1: wasn't really out at all.

2004
01:37:35,840 --> 01:37:36,880
Speaker 5: They'd be like, are you mixed?

2005
01:37:37,560 --> 01:37:39,840
Speaker 1: And there was always a there was always like a yeah,

2006
01:37:39,960 --> 01:37:43,759
Speaker 1: come on, like you know, the more the merrier, which

2007
01:37:44,000 --> 01:37:46,639
Speaker 1: this got the NAAC president I forget, I forget his name,

2008
01:37:46,760 --> 01:37:50,920
Speaker 1: but he was saying, I forgot who was after Julian

2009
01:37:50,960 --> 01:37:52,960
Speaker 1: Bond was the last name I remember, and that was

2010
01:37:53,200 --> 01:37:56,880
Speaker 1: several years ago, but it was this, he said, But

2011
01:37:56,920 --> 01:38:00,000
Speaker 1: it doesn't go the other way. Yeah, And that's what's

2012
01:38:00,160 --> 01:38:04,800
Speaker 1: kind of Yeah, that's what's sort of the insulting. Part

2013
01:38:04,880 --> 01:38:08,000
Speaker 1: of this is that this was not just a choice

2014
01:38:08,000 --> 01:38:10,200
Speaker 1: that black people said, Hey, we're gonna be more welcoming

2015
01:38:10,240 --> 01:38:12,320
Speaker 1: than white people. Part of it is that, and part

2016
01:38:12,320 --> 01:38:15,559
Speaker 1: of it was, you know, legally forced upon, you know,

2017
01:38:15,920 --> 01:38:20,000
Speaker 1: plus versus Ferguson eighteen ninety six, is the man was

2018
01:38:20,120 --> 01:38:23,439
Speaker 1: one eighth black, right, Like I guarantee you he had

2019
01:38:23,439 --> 01:38:25,800
Speaker 1: to make the case go to court. He probably had

2020
01:38:25,840 --> 01:38:28,960
Speaker 1: to state I am one eighth black, and.

2021
01:38:28,960 --> 01:38:33,439
Speaker 2: Passing in black society like passing is white, was a

2022
01:38:33,439 --> 01:38:38,080
Speaker 2: matter of survival, right and navigating white supremacy. It wasn't

2023
01:38:38,080 --> 01:38:41,960
Speaker 2: a hey, I'm just gonna do this because I'm transracial

2024
01:38:42,000 --> 01:38:44,439
Speaker 2: that I feel like it was it was like is

2025
01:38:44,520 --> 01:38:46,240
Speaker 2: this or not have a job, and it is also

2026
01:38:46,320 --> 01:38:49,760
Speaker 2: punishable by death, like you get taught and motherfucker's like, uh,

2027
01:38:49,840 --> 01:38:53,080
Speaker 2: let's hang this motherfucker. Uh he's been mixing in with us,

2028
01:38:53,080 --> 01:38:55,800
Speaker 2: and we don't appreciate that shit. So like people that

2029
01:38:55,840 --> 01:38:59,000
Speaker 2: are trying to make the comparisons just lack historical context

2030
01:38:59,280 --> 01:39:02,760
Speaker 2: of what happened at the time, so you know, so

2031
01:39:02,920 --> 01:39:05,880
Speaker 2: it's just so so insulting. And then also Black people

2032
01:39:06,720 --> 01:39:10,680
Speaker 2: sometimes to our detriment, I will admit, we are so

2033
01:39:10,960 --> 01:39:14,960
Speaker 2: fucking inclusive sometimes where it's like where people are making

2034
01:39:15,040 --> 01:39:18,639
Speaker 2: arguments for like creation or chet hate or someone who

2035
01:39:18,680 --> 01:39:20,960
Speaker 2: really has no respect for Black culture, but will also

2036
01:39:21,040 --> 01:39:21,759
Speaker 2: be like I want.

2037
01:39:21,560 --> 01:39:22,679
Speaker 3: To say, nigga when I rap.

2038
01:39:23,240 --> 01:39:25,639
Speaker 2: I've seen Black people that will defend that shit because

2039
01:39:25,640 --> 01:39:27,880
Speaker 2: just because they're like, hey, it's a white person that

2040
01:39:28,040 --> 01:39:31,479
Speaker 2: likes us, so we should Yeah, we should be making

2041
01:39:31,760 --> 01:39:33,519
Speaker 2: some sort of inclusion for them too.

2042
01:39:33,600 --> 01:39:38,639
Speaker 3: And it's and it's really frustrating. So if someone's doing any.

2043
01:39:38,600 --> 01:39:41,400
Speaker 2: Level of work quote unquote, because we no one's ever

2044
01:39:41,600 --> 01:39:45,880
Speaker 2: named anything she's done yet, but if someone's doing any

2045
01:39:45,960 --> 01:39:50,400
Speaker 2: level of work in our communities, we would support them

2046
01:39:50,520 --> 01:39:52,720
Speaker 2: even if they were white. So it's like it's such

2047
01:39:52,760 --> 01:39:56,120
Speaker 2: as it's so like, so insulting the things she would

2048
01:39:56,120 --> 01:39:58,519
Speaker 2: even have to try to do that, not to mention

2049
01:40:00,040 --> 01:40:02,439
Speaker 2: if you're doing work in the black community, it has

2050
01:40:02,520 --> 01:40:04,040
Speaker 2: been since Friday.

2051
01:40:04,120 --> 01:40:08,760
Speaker 3: Right, you're a person in very deep distress. Where are

2052
01:40:08,800 --> 01:40:11,320
Speaker 3: your niggas? Where are your niggas at?

2053
01:40:11,400 --> 01:40:14,160
Speaker 2: Dog Like someone would have stepped up and took the

2054
01:40:14,200 --> 01:40:17,080
Speaker 2: bullet by now, like, come on, man, that's Rachel, Like

2055
01:40:17,240 --> 01:40:19,799
Speaker 2: she helped put my house up for habitat for humanity.

2056
01:40:19,840 --> 01:40:23,960
Speaker 2: It's it's always someone willing to go on to George

2057
01:40:24,000 --> 01:40:25,240
Speaker 2: Zimmerman had a nigga.

2058
01:40:25,400 --> 01:40:28,759
Speaker 3: George Zimmerman had a black dude that went on TV

2059
01:40:28,920 --> 01:40:31,479
Speaker 3: and did interviews. Like, come on, man, he not racist

2060
01:40:31,560 --> 01:40:33,519
Speaker 3: to me. Where's her people?

2061
01:40:33,600 --> 01:40:33,800
Speaker 5: Man?

2062
01:40:34,040 --> 01:40:36,360
Speaker 3: All she got is her kids? Man, Like I need

2063
01:40:36,720 --> 01:40:39,040
Speaker 3: to say that she married. She's not married. No, she

2064
01:40:39,200 --> 01:40:41,400
Speaker 3: was married. And that dude won't do any interviews. And

2065
01:40:41,400 --> 01:40:44,640
Speaker 3: he's the one that did that rap. Remember, okay, right,

2066
01:40:44,640 --> 01:40:47,320
Speaker 3: because he's smart. He was like, Nope, you won't be.

2067
01:40:47,320 --> 01:40:50,679
Speaker 2: Having him interview me anyway. She was offered fifty thousand

2068
01:40:50,680 --> 01:40:54,920
Speaker 2: dollars to do porn. Yeah, we said that I liked

2069
01:40:54,960 --> 01:40:56,760
Speaker 2: that the company released a statement.

2070
01:40:56,760 --> 01:41:00,679
Speaker 1: Wait would porn? Would racist porn fans be angry when

2071
01:41:00,680 --> 01:41:02,680
Speaker 1: it was like I thought this was interracial?

2072
01:41:03,200 --> 01:41:05,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, they offered her to do any porn.

2073
01:41:05,240 --> 01:41:08,960
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh up, I feel like that's not Also,

2074
01:41:10,439 --> 01:41:12,400
Speaker 2: the only time you hear that is when people refer

2075
01:41:12,479 --> 01:41:16,240
Speaker 2: to the magazine or in porn. I've never heard in

2076
01:41:16,320 --> 01:41:21,240
Speaker 2: any other capacity unless it was somebody's name or something like.

2077
01:41:21,240 --> 01:41:22,479
Speaker 3: You just do not hear like.

2078
01:41:22,479 --> 01:41:25,080
Speaker 2: A casual conversation where you're like, yeah, man, I was

2079
01:41:25,080 --> 01:41:26,400
Speaker 2: fucking this Ebony chick.

2080
01:41:27,880 --> 01:41:29,400
Speaker 3: Like they were like, oh that's a name.

2081
01:41:29,720 --> 01:41:34,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh have you seen have you seen Zoe's you know,

2082
01:41:34,439 --> 01:41:35,360
Speaker 2: the Ebony actress.

2083
01:41:35,400 --> 01:41:40,200
Speaker 3: No one says that only poorn people anyway, we hear dogfart,

2084
01:41:40,640 --> 01:41:41,439
Speaker 3: Oh what a name.

2085
01:41:41,680 --> 01:41:44,000
Speaker 4: I've never heard of that, And we watch a lot

2086
01:41:44,000 --> 01:41:46,439
Speaker 4: of porn. I have heard of that.

2087
01:41:47,840 --> 01:41:50,679
Speaker 2: They do a lot of inter racial ship anyway, Phil,

2088
01:41:50,720 --> 01:41:53,280
Speaker 2: that is extremely unfair how Rachel Dole is a has

2089
01:41:53,320 --> 01:41:56,920
Speaker 2: been treated. She is a transracial woman that has worked

2090
01:41:56,960 --> 01:41:57,879
Speaker 2: extremely hard.

2091
01:41:57,680 --> 01:41:59,280
Speaker 3: To achieve her level of success.

2092
01:41:59,720 --> 01:42:02,760
Speaker 2: She identifies as black, just like Bruce Jenner identifies as

2093
01:42:02,840 --> 01:42:06,799
Speaker 2: Caitlyn Jenner. I always gotta throw that TRANSPHOBIAU up in there. However,

2094
01:42:06,920 --> 01:42:10,120
Speaker 2: Jenner's transition has been accepted with open arms. Some even

2095
01:42:10,160 --> 01:42:13,200
Speaker 2: call her a hero for the trans movement. Now that

2096
01:42:13,280 --> 01:42:15,679
Speaker 2: Dolasol is out of work, we would like to offer

2097
01:42:15,680 --> 01:42:18,000
Speaker 2: her a fifty thousand dollars contract to perform in four

2098
01:42:18,040 --> 01:42:22,320
Speaker 2: separate scenes four that's not very sporting at all, sir,

2099
01:42:23,520 --> 01:42:27,800
Speaker 2: for four of our different sites they're gonna have her

2100
01:42:27,880 --> 01:42:31,280
Speaker 2: doing like the black one and the white one, that

2101
01:42:33,040 --> 01:42:35,240
Speaker 2: she will be giving creative control to get to choose

2102
01:42:35,240 --> 01:42:36,519
Speaker 2: which talent she works with.

2103
01:42:36,880 --> 01:42:38,879
Speaker 3: We hope she seriously considers this offer.

2104
01:42:39,200 --> 01:42:44,599
Speaker 2: So they got yeah, but uh, that's probably the thing

2105
01:42:44,640 --> 01:42:49,679
Speaker 2: I want to see least like her fucking all right, man.

2106
01:42:49,600 --> 01:42:52,920
Speaker 5: You should fuck Caitlyn Jenner in a video there you.

2107
01:42:52,880 --> 01:42:56,800
Speaker 3: Go there that that would burn the internet down? What

2108
01:42:57,800 --> 01:42:59,559
Speaker 3: I didn't know how to respond to me by the way,

2109
01:42:59,600 --> 01:43:03,080
Speaker 3: you know, all the people that It's it's so funny

2110
01:43:03,080 --> 01:43:05,400
Speaker 3: how the polarity reversed on that all the people that

2111
01:43:05,439 --> 01:43:09,320
Speaker 3: are bringing up Kaitlyn Jenner in response to this are

2112
01:43:09,360 --> 01:43:13,040
Speaker 3: all the people that were against Kaitlyn Jenner. Uh getting

2113
01:43:13,080 --> 01:43:14,920
Speaker 3: that award? Ain't that truth? Now?

2114
01:43:15,160 --> 01:43:17,960
Speaker 2: It's like you're not fooling me. Man, I can remember

2115
01:43:18,000 --> 01:43:23,240
Speaker 2: a week ago. All right, let's get into our segments.

2116
01:43:23,240 --> 01:43:26,320
Speaker 3: Okay, guys, it's time to talk about It's just some

2117
01:43:26,400 --> 01:43:28,960
Speaker 3: baller alert with jail, and I feel like that was

2118
01:43:28,960 --> 01:43:31,880
Speaker 3: fucking with black people. So we don't know yet, but

2119
01:43:32,040 --> 01:43:33,840
Speaker 3: Jail's never I don't think Jail's ever got to do

2120
01:43:33,920 --> 01:43:40,280
Speaker 3: baller alert with us. So let's get into it. You know,

2121
01:43:40,320 --> 01:43:53,600
Speaker 3: I'm looking like you just.

2122
01:44:00,920 --> 01:44:01,400
Speaker 9: Got here.

2123
01:44:01,520 --> 01:44:04,439
Speaker 3: No twelve bars, Gucha man got nine calls. We don't

2124
01:44:04,439 --> 01:44:06,240
Speaker 3: call him down no more. Oh now we call a

2125
01:44:06,400 --> 01:44:10,160
Speaker 3: five star, five star nigga. That's a five star, that's

2126
01:44:10,160 --> 01:44:13,719
Speaker 3: a six forty five, that's a new l six a bill,

2127
01:44:13,840 --> 01:44:16,920
Speaker 3: get a heal fit all right? And the way you're

2128
01:44:16,960 --> 01:44:19,840
Speaker 3: getting it to the best man I ever said, I

2129
01:44:19,880 --> 01:44:23,439
Speaker 3: can't even lie. I'm so super high. Do not hit

2130
01:44:23,560 --> 01:44:26,240
Speaker 3: up when I keep up unless you hits flock. Put

2131
01:44:26,280 --> 01:44:28,599
Speaker 3: a man a throw beach. Your man is a sure

2132
01:44:28,720 --> 01:44:29,519
Speaker 3: said she loved me.

2133
01:44:29,560 --> 01:44:30,240
Speaker 5: Now she loves you?

2134
01:44:30,360 --> 01:44:35,479
Speaker 3: Not now all my bitches love me. Beat you. We

2135
01:44:35,560 --> 01:44:37,840
Speaker 3: get by the five star hotel, you can.

2136
01:44:37,800 --> 01:44:41,280
Speaker 9: Meet, Yes, pive star bing shit, a five star bitch,

2137
01:44:41,720 --> 01:44:43,840
Speaker 9: pive star bitch, a five.

2138
01:44:43,560 --> 01:44:45,720
Speaker 3: Star br twist.

2139
01:44:46,800 --> 01:44:48,640
Speaker 4: Day, the juice.

2140
01:44:48,360 --> 01:44:51,400
Speaker 3: Box and your head something by of you a five

2141
01:44:51,439 --> 01:44:52,360
Speaker 3: star all right?

2142
01:44:52,880 --> 01:44:55,120
Speaker 1: He Wow, that made me feel like the White DJ

2143
01:44:55,280 --> 01:45:00,200
Speaker 1: and Hustling Flow. You're just DJ and taraj d p

2144
01:45:00,320 --> 01:45:02,360
Speaker 1: Henson over there is just the chorus.

2145
01:45:02,800 --> 01:45:07,320
Speaker 2: I have seen your I've seen your Haitian dad on

2146
01:45:07,320 --> 01:45:09,960
Speaker 2: on Facebook, so I figured you would at least understand

2147
01:45:10,000 --> 01:45:14,240
Speaker 2: the rhythms that were happy. Here are the here are

2148
01:45:14,240 --> 01:45:17,200
Speaker 2: your choices, jail will we will be one of these stories.

2149
01:45:17,240 --> 01:45:19,719
Speaker 3: You pick which one. Groupie tales.

2150
01:45:19,800 --> 01:45:23,360
Speaker 2: Groupy tales are when women sleep with rich or famous

2151
01:45:23,360 --> 01:45:26,519
Speaker 2: people and then they tell all their business on the internet.

2152
01:45:26,520 --> 01:45:28,880
Speaker 3: Okay, mm hmm, groupy tail.

2153
01:45:29,320 --> 01:45:32,720
Speaker 2: I had sex with Rich Dollars and it was good

2154
01:45:32,800 --> 01:45:33,599
Speaker 2: while it lasted.

2155
01:45:34,160 --> 01:45:37,000
Speaker 3: Is Rich Dollars. Yes, you may know him from Love

2156
01:45:37,040 --> 01:45:37,559
Speaker 3: and Hip Hop.

2157
01:45:38,360 --> 01:45:41,280
Speaker 2: Number two Baller Mail, A girl claims she slept with

2158
01:45:41,360 --> 01:45:43,200
Speaker 2: Future a week agoy.

2159
01:45:43,880 --> 01:45:45,360
Speaker 3: Future is also a rapper.

2160
01:45:46,160 --> 01:45:50,040
Speaker 2: Baller Mail Titans rookie Dion Long was like the stove

2161
01:45:50,200 --> 01:45:52,960
Speaker 2: your mother told you not to touch with some not

2162
01:45:53,040 --> 01:45:56,120
Speaker 2: safe for works picks, which probably is his dick right.

2163
01:45:58,560 --> 01:46:01,360
Speaker 2: Five actions A woman need used to see to trust

2164
01:46:01,439 --> 01:46:05,080
Speaker 2: you to lead her from a man's pov blog by

2165
01:46:05,160 --> 01:46:08,960
Speaker 2: at Mitchell Champs and lastly groupie Tales.

2166
01:46:10,280 --> 01:46:12,360
Speaker 3: Nicki Minaj tell another one.

2167
01:46:14,040 --> 01:46:17,479
Speaker 1: Mm I was gonna say the sports one until you

2168
01:46:17,520 --> 01:46:20,120
Speaker 1: were like, it's gonna be about dick pics.

2169
01:46:20,200 --> 01:46:22,120
Speaker 2: Well, Noah, I'm not gonna post those. I don't look

2170
01:46:22,160 --> 01:46:22,679
Speaker 2: at the picks.

2171
01:46:23,960 --> 01:46:27,559
Speaker 1: Then fine, I'm I'm I'm Now, what's the Nicki Minaj one?

2172
01:46:27,640 --> 01:46:29,320
Speaker 1: Or I have to pick without knowing anything?

2173
01:46:29,320 --> 01:46:30,679
Speaker 3: You have to pick without knowing anything.

2174
01:46:31,760 --> 01:46:34,599
Speaker 5: Uh, I'll go with Nicki Minaj.

2175
01:46:34,720 --> 01:46:39,360
Speaker 2: All right, let's talk about my girl, Nicki Minaj. That

2176
01:46:39,520 --> 01:46:43,320
Speaker 2: trans fat ass all great. It is one of the

2177
01:46:43,320 --> 01:46:45,200
Speaker 2: old schools with no fucking spaces.

2178
01:46:45,240 --> 01:46:46,280
Speaker 3: Goddamnit. Here we go.

2179
01:46:47,360 --> 01:46:50,519
Speaker 2: Okay, so here's my story. I'm in Atlanta about two

2180
01:46:50,600 --> 01:46:52,880
Speaker 2: years ago. By the way, this is from twenty ten.

2181
01:46:53,240 --> 01:46:56,080
Speaker 2: I'm in Atlanta about two years ago, visiting my homegirls.

2182
01:46:56,160 --> 01:46:58,320
Speaker 2: She takes me out to a club where Gucci Maine

2183
01:46:58,439 --> 01:47:01,280
Speaker 2: is performing. We get to the club and my girl,

2184
01:47:01,600 --> 01:47:05,479
Speaker 2: who was like Atlanta's number one party girl, read a horror.

2185
01:47:06,280 --> 01:47:10,040
Speaker 2: No know's the club owner. So lucky for us, we

2186
01:47:10,120 --> 01:47:13,000
Speaker 2: get to be in the VIP section. We were having

2187
01:47:13,080 --> 01:47:15,720
Speaker 2: drinks and just fucking off for about an hour. And

2188
01:47:15,760 --> 01:47:18,960
Speaker 2: a half till finally Gucci Man comes out and starts

2189
01:47:18,960 --> 01:47:19,600
Speaker 2: to perform.

2190
01:47:19,840 --> 01:47:23,000
Speaker 3: In the middle of his performance, this sexy red bone

2191
01:47:23,080 --> 01:47:25,000
Speaker 3: chick with the best hips and as comes out and

2192
01:47:25,040 --> 01:47:25,759
Speaker 3: starts rapping.

2193
01:47:26,120 --> 01:47:31,240
Speaker 2: By the ways you spelled sexy SEXXI Oh, I asked

2194
01:47:31,240 --> 01:47:33,879
Speaker 2: my girl, who is that? She says, are you serious?

2195
01:47:33,920 --> 01:47:36,840
Speaker 2: That's Nikki Minaj. I had never heard of her. I'm

2196
01:47:36,840 --> 01:47:39,320
Speaker 2: not a fan of rap, but I like that. Why'd

2197
01:47:39,360 --> 01:47:40,280
Speaker 2: you go to the club.

2198
01:47:40,040 --> 01:47:41,679
Speaker 3: To see Gucci Man if you're not fan a rap?

2199
01:47:41,840 --> 01:47:44,680
Speaker 2: That doesn't even make sense Gucci Man anyway, but I

2200
01:47:44,760 --> 01:47:47,400
Speaker 2: like what I saw now. I have never really been

2201
01:47:47,439 --> 01:47:50,719
Speaker 2: in the females aside from the usual she's pretty or whatever,

2202
01:47:51,080 --> 01:47:53,840
Speaker 2: and maybe a couple of Angelina Joe Lee fantasies.

2203
01:47:53,920 --> 01:47:54,719
Speaker 3: It's the lips.

2204
01:47:55,160 --> 01:47:59,280
Speaker 2: But this bitch was rapping about having threesomes and sex,

2205
01:47:59,520 --> 01:48:03,439
Speaker 2: wait and and suck. I don't know as oh, having

2206
01:48:03,479 --> 01:48:07,160
Speaker 2: three suits and shit and making my pussy tingle.

2207
01:48:08,360 --> 01:48:11,720
Speaker 3: That tangle. Nikki finished up her set and left the stage.

2208
01:48:11,880 --> 01:48:13,479
Speaker 2: After a while, I saw her at the bar with

2209
01:48:13,479 --> 01:48:14,720
Speaker 2: the nutourage surrounding her.

2210
01:48:14,720 --> 01:48:16,400
Speaker 3: I asked my homegirl, what was the deal?

2211
01:48:16,720 --> 01:48:19,479
Speaker 2: She told me that Nikki always signs the girl's titties

2212
01:48:19,520 --> 01:48:21,280
Speaker 2: after every show and ask if I want to get

2213
01:48:21,320 --> 01:48:22,000
Speaker 2: mine signed.

2214
01:48:22,360 --> 01:48:24,400
Speaker 3: In my head, I was like, hell fucking yeah.

2215
01:48:24,479 --> 01:48:26,559
Speaker 2: But I said to my girl, now you the one

2216
01:48:26,640 --> 01:48:30,679
Speaker 2: who liked pussy, so go get yours done. She begged

2217
01:48:30,680 --> 01:48:32,920
Speaker 2: me to go too, and says I wanted to get

2218
01:48:32,920 --> 01:48:33,719
Speaker 2: close to this girl.

2219
01:48:33,760 --> 01:48:34,240
Speaker 3: I agreed.

2220
01:48:34,680 --> 01:48:37,320
Speaker 2: When it was almost our turn, we begin to pull

2221
01:48:37,320 --> 01:48:40,800
Speaker 2: our tits out. My girl got her signed first, then me.

2222
01:48:41,400 --> 01:48:43,920
Speaker 2: As I was standing her there letting her touch my tits,

2223
01:48:44,320 --> 01:48:46,040
Speaker 2: I was coming turned on by her.

2224
01:48:46,400 --> 01:48:50,360
Speaker 3: She smelled so damn good. I don't know what got

2225
01:48:50,400 --> 01:48:52,280
Speaker 3: into me, but I asked her for a hug.

2226
01:48:52,600 --> 01:48:54,880
Speaker 2: When she hugged me, I made sure to rubbed my

2227
01:48:55,040 --> 01:48:56,880
Speaker 2: already hard nipples against her.

2228
01:48:57,520 --> 01:48:57,800
Speaker 5: Ah.

2229
01:48:58,439 --> 01:49:00,719
Speaker 3: She asked, well, I like a picture. I said yes.

2230
01:49:01,160 --> 01:49:03,559
Speaker 3: She put her arm around me. I could have sworn I.

2231
01:49:03,520 --> 01:49:07,160
Speaker 2: Felt her intentionally caress my nipples. She said, thanks for

2232
01:49:07,200 --> 01:49:09,479
Speaker 2: being a fan. I told her, well, honestly, I had

2233
01:49:09,520 --> 01:49:12,400
Speaker 2: never heard of you until now, but I really enjoyed you.

2234
01:49:12,560 --> 01:49:13,639
Speaker 2: She just grinned and sad.

2235
01:49:13,680 --> 01:49:14,480
Speaker 3: Thanks.

2236
01:49:15,120 --> 01:49:20,080
Speaker 2: That seems like not the way into her pants, but okay. Later,

2237
01:49:20,240 --> 01:49:22,719
Speaker 2: when we were getting ready to leave, a guy walks

2238
01:49:22,800 --> 01:49:24,800
Speaker 2: up to me and says, NICKI wants to talk to you.

2239
01:49:25,120 --> 01:49:27,120
Speaker 2: I looked at my girl and she was like, bitch,

2240
01:49:27,160 --> 01:49:29,840
Speaker 2: what the hell she want with you? I told her,

2241
01:49:29,880 --> 01:49:31,960
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I'm gonna find out. She said,

2242
01:49:32,040 --> 01:49:34,519
Speaker 2: not without me. I told the dude my girl needed

2243
01:49:34,520 --> 01:49:36,400
Speaker 2: to come with me. He just shook his head yes

2244
01:49:36,479 --> 01:49:39,040
Speaker 2: and did the come on motion with his hand. He

2245
01:49:39,080 --> 01:49:40,640
Speaker 2: took us to the back of the club to a

2246
01:49:40,720 --> 01:49:43,160
Speaker 2: room where Nicki and some other people were at talking

2247
01:49:43,200 --> 01:49:46,120
Speaker 2: and drinking and smoking weed. When she saw us in

2248
01:49:46,120 --> 01:49:48,400
Speaker 2: her she smiled, continued talking and put her.

2249
01:49:48,240 --> 01:49:50,000
Speaker 3: Finger up mouth and give me a minute.

2250
01:49:50,280 --> 01:49:53,080
Speaker 2: Some guy had grabbed my homegirl's hand, pulled off to

2251
01:49:53,120 --> 01:49:54,639
Speaker 2: the side, and started macing on her.

2252
01:49:55,120 --> 01:49:57,879
Speaker 3: I thought she was lesbian all right. Anyway.

2253
01:49:58,560 --> 01:50:01,719
Speaker 2: In consequential detail, after about time two or three minutes,

2254
01:50:01,800 --> 01:50:03,760
Speaker 2: Niggi comes over to me and she asked my name

2255
01:50:03,800 --> 01:50:06,080
Speaker 2: and says, thanks for coming to holler at me.

2256
01:50:06,200 --> 01:50:07,800
Speaker 3: So you said you never heard of me?

2257
01:50:08,280 --> 01:50:10,840
Speaker 2: I said no, but I'm glad I saw you the

2258
01:50:10,960 --> 01:50:13,639
Speaker 2: night because you because that show you did was hot.

2259
01:50:13,840 --> 01:50:16,439
Speaker 2: She told me that she saw She told me that

2260
01:50:16,520 --> 01:50:19,200
Speaker 2: she saw that I was aroused and that she knew

2261
01:50:19,240 --> 01:50:21,639
Speaker 2: I had rubbed my chest up against her. I was blushing,

2262
01:50:21,920 --> 01:50:25,439
Speaker 2: she said, smiling. Don't be shy now, I actually liked it.

2263
01:50:25,960 --> 01:50:27,840
Speaker 2: That really made me feel ten times better.

2264
01:50:27,880 --> 01:50:28,560
Speaker 3: I relaxed.

2265
01:50:28,880 --> 01:50:30,960
Speaker 2: She offered me something to drink and we just talked

2266
01:50:30,960 --> 01:50:33,799
Speaker 2: for a while. My girl was with dude and enjoying herself,

2267
01:50:33,840 --> 01:50:37,240
Speaker 2: and so was I. After some time, Niggi asked me,

2268
01:50:37,280 --> 01:50:38,720
Speaker 2: did I have to go home? I told her no.

2269
01:50:39,160 --> 01:50:40,800
Speaker 2: She asked what I mind coming to her sweet to

2270
01:50:40,800 --> 01:50:43,360
Speaker 2: finish our conversation, because she was really enjoying it. I

2271
01:50:43,439 --> 01:50:45,639
Speaker 2: told her, cool, let me see what my girl wanted

2272
01:50:45,640 --> 01:50:48,400
Speaker 2: to do. She told me that old boy my girl

2273
01:50:48,560 --> 01:50:51,040
Speaker 2: was with was a member of her crew. He was

2274
01:50:51,120 --> 01:50:54,200
Speaker 2: cool and asked and also staying at the same hotel

2275
01:50:54,320 --> 01:50:57,400
Speaker 2: so we could come. We could both come. After chatting

2276
01:50:57,439 --> 01:50:59,479
Speaker 2: with my girl for a second, we agreed to leave

2277
01:50:59,520 --> 01:51:03,519
Speaker 2: with them. Man, women explain things so complicated I deal

2278
01:51:03,520 --> 01:51:04,040
Speaker 2: would have been like.

2279
01:51:04,120 --> 01:51:06,559
Speaker 4: So then we left, I know, because sometimes Roger was

2280
01:51:06,560 --> 01:51:08,280
Speaker 4: staying and be like too much damn detail.

2281
01:51:08,560 --> 01:51:11,479
Speaker 2: When we got to the hotel, my girl went to

2282
01:51:11,520 --> 01:51:14,479
Speaker 2: the room with her new friend. I told her text

2283
01:51:14,520 --> 01:51:17,320
Speaker 2: me if anything got out of hand. Nikki said, yeah,

2284
01:51:17,439 --> 01:51:19,960
Speaker 2: and we will come beat his ass. We laughed and

2285
01:51:20,000 --> 01:51:23,439
Speaker 2: went into her sweep. She poured some wine and started

2286
01:51:23,479 --> 01:51:26,479
Speaker 2: taking off her clothes. I was like, damn, she didn't

2287
01:51:26,520 --> 01:51:31,400
Speaker 2: have any shame. Her fucking body was hart. She was

2288
01:51:31,479 --> 01:51:35,479
Speaker 2: just standing there, butt ass naked, talking about something. I

2289
01:51:35,520 --> 01:51:37,320
Speaker 2: didn't hear any of that shit because I was so

2290
01:51:37,400 --> 01:51:39,960
Speaker 2: amazed at how she was turning me on by doing nothing.

2291
01:51:40,600 --> 01:51:42,720
Speaker 2: She comes and sits next to me and says, this

2292
01:51:42,760 --> 01:51:45,400
Speaker 2: isn't a problem for you, is it? Love to getting

2293
01:51:45,439 --> 01:51:48,240
Speaker 2: naked and relaxed. I told her it was fine. So

2294
01:51:48,320 --> 01:51:51,519
Speaker 2: we're drinking wine and just talking. She is so cool,

2295
01:51:51,600 --> 01:51:54,640
Speaker 2: I felt like I knew her forever. She asked me,

2296
01:51:55,120 --> 01:51:57,360
Speaker 2: had I ever been with a female sexually before?

2297
01:51:58,080 --> 01:51:59,679
Speaker 3: I told her only in my mind.

2298
01:52:00,680 --> 01:52:02,800
Speaker 2: Before I could get the last word out of my mouth,

2299
01:52:03,160 --> 01:52:05,960
Speaker 2: she leans over and starts kissing me long and hard.

2300
01:52:06,479 --> 01:52:08,000
Speaker 3: I'm tingling like crazy.

2301
01:52:08,400 --> 01:52:11,839
Speaker 2: She starts taking off my dress and begins to kiss

2302
01:52:11,880 --> 01:52:14,880
Speaker 2: that's what she wrote. Begins and begins to kiss me

2303
01:52:16,360 --> 01:52:19,759
Speaker 2: on my tits. Then she flicks my nipples with her tongue,

2304
01:52:19,800 --> 01:52:23,599
Speaker 2: looking up at me and says, my name's already there.

2305
01:52:23,760 --> 01:52:28,679
Speaker 3: These belong to me. She continues to lick and suck

2306
01:52:28,720 --> 01:52:29,400
Speaker 3: my nipples.

2307
01:52:29,600 --> 01:52:32,160
Speaker 2: She slides my pennies to the side while she sucking

2308
01:52:32,160 --> 01:52:34,120
Speaker 2: my nipples and starts to rub my clip.

2309
01:52:34,640 --> 01:52:36,920
Speaker 3: I was so well I began to moan and pleasure.

2310
01:52:37,320 --> 01:52:39,920
Speaker 2: She then put her middle finger in me while still

2311
01:52:39,960 --> 01:52:42,200
Speaker 2: rubbing my clip with her thumb, and starts fingering me.

2312
01:52:42,320 --> 01:52:45,880
Speaker 3: It felt so damn good. I promise no guy's ever

2313
01:52:45,960 --> 01:52:49,240
Speaker 3: finger fucked me that good. Ha haha. While she is

2314
01:52:49,360 --> 01:52:51,760
Speaker 3: doing all this, she kept saying stuff like, yeah, that

2315
01:52:51,840 --> 01:52:52,479
Speaker 3: felt good.

2316
01:52:53,080 --> 01:52:56,479
Speaker 2: That feel good, don't it? Mimy and go ahead, baby,

2317
01:52:56,600 --> 01:52:58,000
Speaker 2: come for Oneika?

2318
01:52:58,760 --> 01:53:01,479
Speaker 3: Is that her real name? I'm assuming so don't know.

2319
01:53:01,520 --> 01:53:04,839
Speaker 3: I can find out. Okay, I came about five times.

2320
01:53:05,040 --> 01:53:07,960
Speaker 3: Then she takes my panties off all the way times.

2321
01:53:07,960 --> 01:53:08,639
Speaker 5: That's pretty good.

2322
01:53:08,760 --> 01:53:12,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's before she even got the panties off. No

2323
01:53:12,080 --> 01:53:14,800
Speaker 2: co I see why. Yeah, no competition, ladies.

2324
01:53:14,520 --> 01:53:15,280
Speaker 3: I can't do that.

2325
01:53:16,000 --> 01:53:18,280
Speaker 5: Uh in a week? A week?

2326
01:53:18,439 --> 01:53:21,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, you're talking about in the year of fifteen.

2327
01:53:22,760 --> 01:53:25,760
Speaker 2: She came about five times and then he talks about well,

2328
01:53:25,800 --> 01:53:28,920
Speaker 2: fannies off all the way off to lay me back? Wait,

2329
01:53:29,000 --> 01:53:31,439
Speaker 2: tells me to lay back and open my legs real wide.

2330
01:53:31,840 --> 01:53:34,519
Speaker 2: Then she licks her fingers like, oh, yes, she about

2331
01:53:34,560 --> 01:53:37,960
Speaker 2: to eat my pussy. To my surprise, she climbs on

2332
01:53:38,000 --> 01:53:40,400
Speaker 2: top of me and starts rubbing her pussy against mine.

2333
01:53:40,600 --> 01:53:43,280
Speaker 2: Her clip was the size of a peanut. It felt

2334
01:53:43,280 --> 01:53:45,960
Speaker 2: good rubbing against mine. Now, I ain't gonna lie. During

2335
01:53:45,960 --> 01:53:48,360
Speaker 2: this time, I thought to myself, what if she got something?

2336
01:53:48,920 --> 01:53:51,479
Speaker 2: But then I stupidly threw it off, saying she's a star.

2337
01:53:51,560 --> 01:53:56,680
Speaker 2: I'm sure she's clean. After she had an orgasm from

2338
01:53:56,720 --> 01:53:58,800
Speaker 2: rubbing her pussy on mine, she asked me, can I

2339
01:53:58,840 --> 01:54:01,920
Speaker 2: taste that sweet pussy? I told her yeah, but I

2340
01:54:01,960 --> 01:54:04,519
Speaker 2: wanted to taste hers too. We got into a sixty

2341
01:54:04,640 --> 01:54:06,599
Speaker 2: nine position and go at it. This was my first

2342
01:54:06,600 --> 01:54:09,280
Speaker 2: time eating pussy, but I watched enough point and I'm

2343
01:54:09,280 --> 01:54:11,280
Speaker 2: sure I was doing it right because she was moaning

2344
01:54:11,320 --> 01:54:14,520
Speaker 2: and coming really hard, as was I.

2345
01:54:14,640 --> 01:54:16,120
Speaker 3: After about ten minutes.

2346
01:54:15,800 --> 01:54:18,320
Speaker 2: Of that, she gets up, flips me over starts licking

2347
01:54:18,360 --> 01:54:22,680
Speaker 2: my ass I mean sticking her tongue in my asshole.

2348
01:54:23,320 --> 01:54:27,519
Speaker 2: It felt it felt excellent. I even came again. Then

2349
01:54:27,600 --> 01:54:31,040
Speaker 2: she asked me can she fucked me with a strap on?

2350
01:54:31,240 --> 01:54:34,840
Speaker 2: I didn't say nothing. Then she said I didn't say nothing?

2351
01:54:35,040 --> 01:54:39,160
Speaker 2: Was the consent don't worry. Don't worry, it's brand new

2352
01:54:39,240 --> 01:54:41,920
Speaker 2: in the box. She goes over to a suitcase that

2353
01:54:42,000 --> 01:54:44,360
Speaker 2: pulls out this box she busted open and pulls out

2354
01:54:44,360 --> 01:54:46,880
Speaker 2: a big black dick, puts it on and tells me

2355
01:54:46,920 --> 01:54:48,000
Speaker 2: to get on my knees.

2356
01:54:48,240 --> 01:54:50,560
Speaker 3: She puts some lube on it and slowly slides it

2357
01:54:50,600 --> 01:54:51,880
Speaker 3: in my pussy. At first it.

2358
01:54:51,840 --> 01:54:54,800
Speaker 2: Felt odd, but not for long. She was grinding that

2359
01:54:54,840 --> 01:54:57,720
Speaker 2: thing up in me just like a dude. She fucked

2360
01:54:57,720 --> 01:55:00,240
Speaker 2: the shit out of me. I'm talking, pulling my hair,

2361
01:55:00,320 --> 01:55:05,240
Speaker 2: slapping my ass and talking or talking dirty. She had

2362
01:55:05,560 --> 01:55:08,320
Speaker 2: called out her government and everything. She had me calling

2363
01:55:08,320 --> 01:55:10,440
Speaker 2: out her government and everything. Now, how do you know

2364
01:55:10,520 --> 01:55:12,920
Speaker 2: her government name when you had not heard of her

2365
01:55:14,600 --> 01:55:18,440
Speaker 2: earlier that day? Yes, after we were through she was

2366
01:55:18,480 --> 01:55:20,600
Speaker 2: having or gather two, she laid down beside me and

2367
01:55:20,640 --> 01:55:23,800
Speaker 2: start rubbing her fingers through my hair and caressing my body.

2368
01:55:24,560 --> 01:55:26,720
Speaker 2: So did she like fucked the knowledge of her government

2369
01:55:26,800 --> 01:55:31,600
Speaker 2: name into you? Because that's like an accomplishment. We laid

2370
01:55:31,880 --> 01:55:35,520
Speaker 2: there for hours, talking about everything under the sun until

2371
01:55:35,520 --> 01:55:36,280
Speaker 2: we fell asleep.

2372
01:55:36,840 --> 01:55:38,120
Speaker 3: See that's why I don't want to have a three

2373
01:55:38,120 --> 01:55:40,520
Speaker 3: some with two women. Yeah, I ain't.

2374
01:55:40,280 --> 01:55:43,160
Speaker 2: Talking to you for hours after hours. Come on, man,

2375
01:55:43,240 --> 01:55:46,200
Speaker 2: somebody gotta take a nap. After we had something to eat,

2376
01:55:46,240 --> 01:55:49,280
Speaker 2: she said she had to get ready to leave town.

2377
01:55:49,920 --> 01:55:52,360
Speaker 2: She looked me right in my eyes and said, have

2378
01:55:52,440 --> 01:55:54,960
Speaker 2: you ever met somebody and you feel like they could

2379
01:55:54,960 --> 01:55:58,040
Speaker 2: be your soul mate after being with them for one night?

2380
01:55:58,760 --> 01:55:59,600
Speaker 3: I shook my head.

2381
01:55:59,680 --> 01:55:59,880
Speaker 5: Yes.

2382
01:56:00,720 --> 01:56:02,560
Speaker 2: She just kissed me on the lips and didn't say

2383
01:56:02,560 --> 01:56:06,000
Speaker 2: anything else. She picked up the phone, called the old

2384
01:56:06,080 --> 01:56:08,800
Speaker 2: boys room and told, oh, yeah, her friend I told.

2385
01:56:08,680 --> 01:56:11,280
Speaker 3: Him, but I almost look got about her all right.

2386
01:56:11,840 --> 01:56:13,840
Speaker 3: She could have been getting showgirled in the other room.

2387
01:56:13,880 --> 01:56:15,480
Speaker 3: Nobody knows it.

2388
01:56:16,120 --> 01:56:18,400
Speaker 2: Told him they needed to take us to our car

2389
01:56:18,520 --> 01:56:20,720
Speaker 2: so they could get to the airport. After she hung

2390
01:56:20,800 --> 01:56:22,560
Speaker 2: up with changed number, she told me to call her

2391
01:56:22,560 --> 01:56:24,440
Speaker 2: if I ever needed anything, and that.

2392
01:56:24,440 --> 01:56:25,640
Speaker 3: She promised to see me again.

2393
01:56:26,160 --> 01:56:28,640
Speaker 2: Well that was almost two years ago, and she gets

2394
01:56:28,720 --> 01:56:30,360
Speaker 2: up with me every.

2395
01:56:30,120 --> 01:56:33,520
Speaker 3: Time she can. I'm you would not be telling this

2396
01:56:33,600 --> 01:56:34,440
Speaker 3: story if that was true.

2397
01:56:34,840 --> 01:56:36,800
Speaker 2: That's the truth, if any of it is true, really,

2398
01:56:36,840 --> 01:56:39,040
Speaker 2: But anyway, I'm really glad I met her when she

2399
01:56:39,120 --> 01:56:41,240
Speaker 2: made my life one hundred times better. We are also

2400
01:56:41,480 --> 01:56:43,520
Speaker 2: very close, but of course, due to her fan we

2401
01:56:43,600 --> 01:56:46,080
Speaker 2: must be the screet for anybody who primes upon lesbian

2402
01:56:46,080 --> 01:56:47,160
Speaker 2: and bout sexual relationships.

2403
01:56:47,160 --> 01:56:49,080
Speaker 3: I'm here to say, don't knock it till you try it.

2404
01:56:50,320 --> 01:56:51,760
Speaker 3: Now there are.

2405
01:56:51,720 --> 01:56:54,360
Speaker 2: Comments, Let's see what the ladies, the ladies at ball

2406
01:56:54,400 --> 01:56:55,480
Speaker 2: alert dot comment had to say.

2407
01:56:55,680 --> 01:56:57,960
Speaker 3: You know, they had to say something body this just.

2408
01:56:58,000 --> 01:57:00,760
Speaker 2: Me said, chicks half game too llo, Well, tricky put

2409
01:57:00,800 --> 01:57:06,800
Speaker 2: it down. Tricky Denise says, funny, I was actually turned

2410
01:57:06,840 --> 01:57:07,360
Speaker 2: on by this.

2411
01:57:07,600 --> 01:57:07,960
Speaker 5: Lol.

2412
01:57:08,000 --> 01:57:10,200
Speaker 2: However, I don't believe this one. It was sexy as hell,

2413
01:57:10,240 --> 01:57:13,240
Speaker 2: but I don't believe it. Shelley says, well, damn she

2414
01:57:13,280 --> 01:57:14,560
Speaker 2: put her puts it on her.

2415
01:57:14,560 --> 01:57:21,240
Speaker 3: Side burns lool. I don't even know what. Alyssa Evan says, Wow,

2416
01:57:21,360 --> 01:57:22,360
Speaker 3: how crazy is that?

2417
01:57:23,800 --> 01:57:24,120
Speaker 5: Just me?

2418
01:57:24,840 --> 01:57:27,920
Speaker 2: Alyssa also said, seriously, I have friends who are by

2419
01:57:28,000 --> 01:57:28,960
Speaker 2: and gay and curious.

2420
01:57:29,040 --> 01:57:30,960
Speaker 3: I guess you can say, but I've never had the

2421
01:57:31,080 --> 01:57:33,839
Speaker 3: urge to even attempt or try. I have been approached

2422
01:57:33,880 --> 01:57:37,400
Speaker 3: by plenty females, but not my cup of tea. So

2423
01:57:37,480 --> 01:57:39,520
Speaker 3: do what makes what makes you happy.

2424
01:57:40,000 --> 01:57:42,680
Speaker 2: Although what that makes me think about a gay friend

2425
01:57:42,720 --> 01:57:45,280
Speaker 2: of mine, he's constantly saying if he weren't gay, he'd

2426
01:57:45,320 --> 01:57:47,560
Speaker 2: totally do me and grabbed my chest about four times

2427
01:57:47,560 --> 01:57:47,840
Speaker 2: a week.

2428
01:57:48,000 --> 01:57:48,320
Speaker 5: Lol.

2429
01:57:49,800 --> 01:57:52,080
Speaker 3: That's a racket. Gay deals have been racking up on

2430
01:57:52,120 --> 01:57:55,680
Speaker 3: that for years. Let me see them titties. Ha ha.

2431
01:57:56,000 --> 01:57:57,840
Speaker 3: Isn't this hilarious sexual harassment?

2432
01:57:58,400 --> 01:58:03,880
Speaker 1: Maintaining that there is a fifty heterosexual reservoir that that

2433
01:58:04,160 --> 01:58:07,920
Speaker 1: gay man grab it and it's like an appetizer for

2434
01:58:08,000 --> 01:58:10,920
Speaker 1: their main meal of man at the end of the evening.

2435
01:58:11,000 --> 01:58:14,040
Speaker 1: But that's like they're They're just like, oh, yeah, okay,

2436
01:58:14,080 --> 01:58:18,920
Speaker 1: now that I've satisfied my heterosexual like segment, now it's

2437
01:58:18,920 --> 01:58:20,360
Speaker 1: time for me to plow some ass.

2438
01:58:20,480 --> 01:58:20,680
Speaker 5: Yeah.

2439
01:58:20,720 --> 01:58:22,840
Speaker 3: If gender is fluid, man, you're right.

2440
01:58:22,880 --> 01:58:25,520
Speaker 2: If gender is fluid, as people say, that has to

2441
01:58:25,600 --> 01:58:29,000
Speaker 2: be some gay dudes completely getting off on that, like

2442
01:58:29,080 --> 01:58:32,480
Speaker 2: at least half toub off of that, you know. A

2443
01:58:32,720 --> 01:58:35,760
Speaker 2: billy says, I don't believe this one either, but okay lol.

2444
01:58:35,800 --> 01:58:39,760
Speaker 2: At Wolf Pussy Desiree says, why in every story a

2445
01:58:39,840 --> 01:58:43,160
Speaker 2: god or security guard tells the person slash groupie that

2446
01:58:43,240 --> 01:58:44,560
Speaker 2: so and so wants to talk to them.

2447
01:58:44,600 --> 01:58:46,960
Speaker 3: I swear this shit isn't every story. Does anyone else

2448
01:58:47,040 --> 01:58:47,480
Speaker 3: notice this?

2449
01:58:48,720 --> 01:58:48,920
Speaker 5: Yeah?

2450
01:58:49,360 --> 01:58:51,240
Speaker 3: I would just Yeah, the celebrities not talk to the

2451
01:58:51,280 --> 01:58:51,960
Speaker 3: people directly.

2452
01:58:52,240 --> 01:58:56,560
Speaker 2: Apparently not live like twenty five says, because this is

2453
01:58:56,800 --> 01:58:59,680
Speaker 2: how it usually goes down. The artist says that beg's

2454
01:59:00,480 --> 01:59:03,720
Speaker 2: to give girls a nod. I guess bodyguards. I see

2455
01:59:03,760 --> 01:59:07,600
Speaker 2: this all the time. Miss Jones quotes her. Now, I

2456
01:59:07,600 --> 01:59:09,520
Speaker 2: ain't gonna lie. During this time, I thought to myself,

2457
01:59:09,560 --> 01:59:11,880
Speaker 2: well if she got something, but then I stupidly threw

2458
01:59:11,880 --> 01:59:13,760
Speaker 2: it off, saying she's a star, I'm sure she's clean,

2459
01:59:14,120 --> 01:59:16,600
Speaker 2: and she goes Really, I guess some group you say

2460
01:59:16,640 --> 01:59:19,440
Speaker 2: the same thing when they mess with these nasty football

2461
01:59:19,440 --> 01:59:24,120
Speaker 2: players with a dirty dick. Ah Laury and I says,

2462
01:59:24,240 --> 01:59:26,480
Speaker 2: I was thinking the same thing, But I think this

2463
01:59:26,560 --> 01:59:27,680
Speaker 2: story is true.

2464
01:59:28,520 --> 01:59:33,080
Speaker 3: Man, she got everybody agree and it's true. That's not normal. No, yeah,

2465
01:59:33,240 --> 01:59:34,440
Speaker 3: but this was a few years ago.

2466
01:59:34,840 --> 01:59:37,840
Speaker 2: Now now that jaded, you know, Cream says, Okay, I'm

2467
01:59:37,880 --> 01:59:39,920
Speaker 2: convinced I need to try this at least one time.

2468
01:59:40,360 --> 01:59:42,400
Speaker 2: I'm a curious person and I don't want to miss out.

2469
01:59:42,400 --> 01:59:44,520
Speaker 2: But did anyone else catch that Nikka's clip was the

2470
01:59:44,560 --> 01:59:45,440
Speaker 2: size of a peanut?

2471
01:59:45,560 --> 01:59:51,240
Speaker 3: Not cute? Ah? Miss Bling says, is there any is

2472
01:59:51,280 --> 01:59:52,400
Speaker 3: there another one around here?

2473
01:59:52,440 --> 01:59:52,680
Speaker 5: Hmm?

2474
01:59:52,800 --> 01:59:53,200
Speaker 3: I don't know.

2475
01:59:53,320 --> 01:59:55,840
Speaker 2: Funny she did come in the game on some lesbian ish.

2476
01:59:56,720 --> 01:59:57,800
Speaker 2: She thought we forego.

2477
01:59:58,240 --> 01:59:59,240
Speaker 3: I think she may forgot.

2478
02:00:00,240 --> 02:00:02,080
Speaker 2: Eleven eight says the only problem with this story is

2479
02:00:02,120 --> 02:00:04,520
Speaker 2: Nicky didn't have hips and ass in two thousand and eight. Yet,

2480
02:00:04,880 --> 02:00:09,760
Speaker 2: let me rephrase, not like she's packing now. Uh you

2481
02:00:09,920 --> 02:00:12,040
Speaker 2: right about that? No curves are ass I saw those

2482
02:00:12,040 --> 02:00:14,760
Speaker 2: smack DVDs. So apparently she didn't get the ad surgery

2483
02:00:14,840 --> 02:00:18,280
Speaker 2: till after this story would have happened. Okay, ball alert

2484
02:00:18,400 --> 02:00:22,880
Speaker 2: detectors on this ship ball alert im so, one says,

2485
02:00:22,920 --> 02:00:25,960
Speaker 2: say it ain't so that goes my fantasies. Another person said,

2486
02:00:26,040 --> 02:00:29,440
Speaker 2: everyone in New York City knows this, so apparently this

2487
02:00:29,560 --> 02:00:30,280
Speaker 2: was all bullshit.

2488
02:00:30,360 --> 02:00:31,720
Speaker 3: Guys, sorry tell you that.

2489
02:00:31,880 --> 02:00:37,760
Speaker 5: But uh oh well you will past up, you will

2490
02:00:37,840 --> 02:00:41,440
Speaker 5: past all right.

2491
02:00:41,480 --> 02:00:42,960
Speaker 3: Running out of time. I gotta get to the guest

2492
02:00:43,000 --> 02:00:43,680
Speaker 3: the race, no song.

2493
02:00:43,680 --> 02:00:45,400
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna get right into it, all right, guys,

2494
02:00:46,200 --> 02:00:47,800
Speaker 2: jail you play some guests to race man?

2495
02:00:48,320 --> 02:00:48,960
Speaker 5: Yes, all right?

2496
02:00:49,040 --> 02:00:51,920
Speaker 2: Chatman plays long and the air races, all right. A

2497
02:00:52,080 --> 02:00:56,200
Speaker 2: man is charged with having sex with a dog.

2498
02:00:57,200 --> 02:00:59,320
Speaker 3: Mm hmmmm uh.

2499
02:00:59,640 --> 02:01:03,760
Speaker 2: Jiva man faces his charges of animal cruelty after police

2500
02:01:03,800 --> 02:01:05,800
Speaker 2: charging was having sex with his wife's dog.

2501
02:01:07,520 --> 02:01:15,240
Speaker 3: M cheating motherfucker Geneva Police Captain Rick Morgan. She must

2502
02:01:15,240 --> 02:01:18,839
Speaker 3: be a bitch. Jove him to the bitch right, confirmed.

2503
02:01:18,840 --> 02:01:23,880
Speaker 2: Geneva police officers arrest Jonathan Edward Medley, thirty nine, of

2504
02:01:23,920 --> 02:01:27,800
Speaker 2: Geneva and charged him with misdemeanor animal cruelty. Morgan said.

2505
02:01:27,800 --> 02:01:31,760
Speaker 2: Medley's wife first responded to the offense. To the reported

2506
02:01:31,760 --> 02:01:34,400
Speaker 2: the offense. I'm sorry to the police department on Thursday.

2507
02:01:36,680 --> 02:01:38,800
Speaker 2: He was mad at his wife because she paid more

2508
02:01:38,840 --> 02:01:41,800
Speaker 2: attention to the dog than him. Oh, so he had

2509
02:01:41,880 --> 02:01:42,720
Speaker 2: sex with the dog.

2510
02:01:43,280 --> 02:01:43,600
Speaker 1: Aha.

2511
02:01:44,280 --> 02:01:46,400
Speaker 2: She actually thought he was having an affair with another

2512
02:01:46,480 --> 02:01:49,040
Speaker 2: women with another woman and hit a recording device.

2513
02:01:49,600 --> 02:01:52,480
Speaker 3: She learned that he was in fact molested the dog.

2514
02:01:53,920 --> 02:01:55,600
Speaker 3: Mm hmm. That's why I say it. Don't look for

2515
02:01:55,640 --> 02:01:58,040
Speaker 3: anything you don't want to know, all right, you'll find

2516
02:01:58,080 --> 02:01:59,840
Speaker 3: it if you wouldn't have thought you would have.

2517
02:02:00,400 --> 02:02:02,000
Speaker 5: I don't like men's no more.

2518
02:02:02,160 --> 02:02:05,040
Speaker 3: I like dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs dogs.

2519
02:02:05,360 --> 02:02:06,280
Speaker 5: I like an.

2520
02:02:08,640 --> 02:02:11,760
Speaker 3: And I can I can? I got out, yes, Morgan said.

2521
02:02:11,760 --> 02:02:14,200
Speaker 2: The victim of the crime was a male shitsu belonging

2522
02:02:14,240 --> 02:02:18,720
Speaker 2: to his wife. So it was gay dog sex, the

2523
02:02:18,760 --> 02:02:22,880
Speaker 2: worst kind, the worst kind of gate of dog sex,

2524
02:02:22,920 --> 02:02:27,960
Speaker 2: the gay kon uh, he said.

2525
02:02:28,000 --> 02:02:30,240
Speaker 1: It's a small dog. So he was really he was

2526
02:02:30,240 --> 02:02:31,200
Speaker 1: really killing us.

2527
02:02:31,520 --> 02:02:34,920
Speaker 2: He said the dogs of her injuries from the offense,

2528
02:02:35,560 --> 02:02:38,800
Speaker 2: take it to a local veterinarian for treatment. Morgan said,

2529
02:02:38,800 --> 02:02:41,720
Speaker 2: the injuries something about the dog might need lead to euthanization.

2530
02:02:43,920 --> 02:02:45,120
Speaker 2: They got to kill the dog.

2531
02:02:46,280 --> 02:02:48,160
Speaker 3: Thank god, it wasn't a golden treatment, right.

2532
02:02:50,160 --> 02:02:52,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, thank you, yeah, because then i'd really

2533
02:02:52,520 --> 02:02:53,560
Speaker 1: have to do something about that.

2534
02:02:53,680 --> 02:02:57,440
Speaker 2: You'd be a track that dude down. The shizuo typically

2535
02:02:57,480 --> 02:02:59,480
Speaker 2: weighs between nine and sixteen.

2536
02:02:59,040 --> 02:03:01,400
Speaker 3: Pounds, such as was a tiny dog.

2537
02:03:01,640 --> 02:03:05,160
Speaker 2: The website reserves to the breed as alert, lively and

2538
02:03:05,200 --> 02:03:09,320
Speaker 2: a little dog. Uh, he's he was booked on a

2539
02:03:09,520 --> 02:03:11,280
Speaker 2: five hundred and thirty five dollars cash bill.

2540
02:03:12,320 --> 02:03:14,920
Speaker 3: Someone Mike Vick is like, where's the justice in this shit? Right?

2541
02:03:17,560 --> 02:03:20,400
Speaker 2: Uh, he's only charged with a misdemeanor because there is

2542
02:03:20,480 --> 02:03:23,360
Speaker 2: no longer a bciality law in Alabama.

2543
02:03:23,760 --> 02:03:26,520
Speaker 3: Oh so they took it off the books the jail.

2544
02:03:28,600 --> 02:03:31,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go way out on a limb and say white.

2545
02:03:31,520 --> 02:03:34,800
Speaker 1: And it's also good that finally they've taken that bestiality

2546
02:03:34,920 --> 02:03:38,880
Speaker 1: law off the books, because you know, that's his truth.

2547
02:03:39,600 --> 02:03:44,200
Speaker 1: That's how he identified like his his love shouldn't be

2548
02:03:44,280 --> 02:03:48,080
Speaker 1: discriminated against. Yeah, I think that's I think, uh, that's

2549
02:03:48,120 --> 02:03:50,640
Speaker 1: pretty pretty progressive. But yeah, he's absolutely white.

2550
02:03:50,840 --> 02:03:54,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, think of all these innocent African American men and

2551
02:03:54,360 --> 02:03:58,280
Speaker 2: the unjust punishment of the beiality laws and enforcement.

2552
02:03:58,920 --> 02:04:00,800
Speaker 3: Sick of a get him out of prison.

2553
02:04:02,120 --> 02:04:04,840
Speaker 2: Whiter than the Republican National Convention, white man who likes

2554
02:04:04,840 --> 02:04:05,720
Speaker 2: it nice and rough.

2555
02:04:06,120 --> 02:04:10,320
Speaker 3: He raped, He raped the dog one. Yeah, he raped

2556
02:04:10,320 --> 02:04:13,800
Speaker 3: the dog to death. Is not a race. Kiss kiss

2557
02:04:13,880 --> 02:04:15,280
Speaker 3: the dog on the lips.

2558
02:04:14,960 --> 02:04:18,360
Speaker 2: And ass well, that's definitely white. Why did and that's

2559
02:04:18,440 --> 02:04:21,760
Speaker 2: so disgusting? Why why are than the drive through at

2560
02:04:21,800 --> 02:04:23,200
Speaker 2: Chick Fi Lip at lunch?

2561
02:04:23,280 --> 02:04:25,960
Speaker 3: Rush? Man, you ain't been to Chick fil A down here?

2562
02:04:26,200 --> 02:04:31,400
Speaker 3: It's a nice mix. Man. Fuck that damn dog black. Yeah,

2563
02:04:31,640 --> 02:04:32,760
Speaker 3: it's like that one, that.

2564
02:04:32,760 --> 02:04:36,920
Speaker 2: One line in uh coming to America. Damn shame that dog,

2565
02:04:37,800 --> 02:04:40,640
Speaker 2: tiny peny white. He banged the ship suit out of

2566
02:04:40,640 --> 02:04:45,600
Speaker 2: that dog, white pound puppy bike gang member, white and white,

2567
02:04:45,680 --> 02:04:49,360
Speaker 2: like Rachel does our parents. Well, guess what, guys, You

2568
02:04:49,400 --> 02:05:01,560
Speaker 2: guys are all incorrect. It's been a while since that

2569
02:05:01,680 --> 02:05:03,600
Speaker 2: racism came back to haunt everybody.

2570
02:05:03,680 --> 02:05:06,440
Speaker 3: One person got it right. But what one person said black,

2571
02:05:06,440 --> 02:05:10,280
Speaker 3: I didn't see anybody say black.

2572
02:05:12,280 --> 02:05:16,840
Speaker 2: All right, they got some collaps.

2573
02:05:17,400 --> 02:05:18,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's amazing.

2574
02:05:19,120 --> 02:05:19,920
Speaker 5: Let me ask you a question.

2575
02:05:19,960 --> 02:05:21,840
Speaker 1: See what I think a key A key piece of

2576
02:05:21,880 --> 02:05:24,080
Speaker 1: information there might have been what was the race.

2577
02:05:23,920 --> 02:05:25,360
Speaker 5: Of his wife?

2578
02:05:25,760 --> 02:05:26,920
Speaker 3: They didn't show it.

2579
02:05:27,200 --> 02:05:29,760
Speaker 1: Because if she was white, it might have been him

2580
02:05:29,800 --> 02:05:32,480
Speaker 1: saying I know, I know how to get even with you.

2581
02:05:33,000 --> 02:05:33,240
Speaker 4: Hmm.

2582
02:05:33,440 --> 02:05:35,480
Speaker 3: That's a good point. But I wish I would have known.

2583
02:05:35,480 --> 02:05:37,640
Speaker 1: I didn't know because if it was a revenge thing,

2584
02:05:37,920 --> 02:05:39,760
Speaker 1: I might have guess black. But I just assumed it

2585
02:05:39,800 --> 02:05:41,720
Speaker 1: was a creepy white dude because that just feels more

2586
02:05:41,720 --> 02:05:43,920
Speaker 1: like a creepy white dude thing to do for enjoyment.

2587
02:05:44,560 --> 02:05:47,320
Speaker 2: Well, let's go to the bonus round now things were

2588
02:05:47,360 --> 02:05:51,400
Speaker 2: dover to points. A Florida woman, Oh, Florida, has been

2589
02:05:51,480 --> 02:05:54,240
Speaker 2: charged with engaging in sexual activity with her pit bull.

2590
02:05:55,120 --> 02:05:57,800
Speaker 2: According to cops, has found photos of the canine encounter

2591
02:05:57,840 --> 02:06:01,280
Speaker 2: stored on the suspect's cell phone. Oh in the course

2592
02:06:01,280 --> 02:06:04,720
Speaker 2: of an investigation into the transmission of armful material to

2593
02:06:04,800 --> 02:06:07,720
Speaker 2: a minor police earlier this month searched the phone of

2594
02:06:07,760 --> 02:06:12,800
Speaker 2: Ashley Miller, eighteen years old, in a foldo titled two Face.

2595
02:06:12,880 --> 02:06:18,120
Speaker 2: Fund investigators found seventeen photos of the K nine performing

2596
02:06:18,280 --> 02:06:22,600
Speaker 2: oral sex on an unknown female in a subsequent In

2597
02:06:22,640 --> 02:06:26,560
Speaker 2: a subsequent interview with cops, Miller acknowledged that she was

2598
02:06:26,560 --> 02:06:28,680
Speaker 2: the woman in the photos and that she was being

2599
02:06:28,720 --> 02:06:30,440
Speaker 2: licked by her dog two Face.

2600
02:06:31,680 --> 02:06:36,600
Speaker 3: Man, they put that one together, had the good detectives

2601
02:06:36,640 --> 02:06:37,280
Speaker 3: on that case.

2602
02:06:37,880 --> 02:06:41,840
Speaker 2: Miller said that the female dog, oh more gay dog sex.

2603
02:06:41,960 --> 02:06:43,920
Speaker 3: Wow, what is this world coming to?

2604
02:06:44,040 --> 02:06:44,240
Speaker 5: Man?

2605
02:06:44,800 --> 02:06:46,000
Speaker 3: What she has owned.

2606
02:06:45,880 --> 02:06:48,440
Speaker 2: Since two thousand and six has licked her vagina approximately

2607
02:06:48,480 --> 02:06:51,560
Speaker 2: thirty to forty times, police reported.

2608
02:06:51,680 --> 02:06:53,920
Speaker 3: Miller further explained.

2609
02:06:53,360 --> 02:06:57,200
Speaker 2: That she would call two Face into her room, take

2610
02:06:57,240 --> 02:07:00,000
Speaker 2: her pants off, open her legs, and two Face would

2611
02:07:00,040 --> 02:07:03,120
Speaker 2: lick her vagina. She added that a prior dog named

2612
02:07:03,160 --> 02:07:08,480
Speaker 2: Scarface also licked her vagina on a similar number of occasions.

2613
02:07:09,320 --> 02:07:10,720
Speaker 3: Two Faces and Scarface.

2614
02:07:11,600 --> 02:07:14,360
Speaker 1: First you get the owner, then you get the pussy,

2615
02:07:14,640 --> 02:07:15,640
Speaker 1: then you get the power.

2616
02:07:20,440 --> 02:07:23,120
Speaker 2: I wonder if Scarface leftuse she can't have no kids made?

2617
02:07:24,120 --> 02:07:31,920
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, see that in the above munk shot. Miller

2618
02:07:32,040 --> 02:07:34,800
Speaker 2: was arrested Friday and charged with two Mister Meiner counts

2619
02:07:34,840 --> 02:07:39,160
Speaker 2: of sexual activities involving animals. She was freed from jail

2620
02:07:39,240 --> 02:07:42,160
Speaker 2: Saturday after posting a thousand dollars bonding scheduled for arraven

2621
02:07:42,240 --> 02:07:46,720
Speaker 2: in July. So wait, that's still a law in Florida

2622
02:07:46,760 --> 02:07:50,760
Speaker 2: but not Alabama. Matter of fact, did Florida just get

2623
02:07:50,800 --> 02:07:53,600
Speaker 2: the b C law like two years ago? Anyway, I

2624
02:07:53,600 --> 02:07:57,360
Speaker 2: guess the race jail of what the fuck was her name?

2625
02:07:57,400 --> 02:07:58,080
Speaker 3: Ashley Miller.

2626
02:08:00,120 --> 02:08:04,120
Speaker 1: There's the give that's that's white and uh, although the

2627
02:08:04,120 --> 02:08:08,280
Speaker 1: sad thing is that I've never obviously done this, but uh,

2628
02:08:08,760 --> 02:08:11,960
Speaker 1: many men joke about putting peanut butter on their their

2629
02:08:11,960 --> 02:08:13,160
Speaker 1: man their man.

2630
02:08:13,160 --> 02:08:15,520
Speaker 5: Parts and having their dog look it off.

2631
02:08:15,640 --> 02:08:17,800
Speaker 3: I've heard that joke before too, So.

2632
02:08:17,840 --> 02:08:21,880
Speaker 1: This feels more like, you know, once again, lean in, yes,

2633
02:08:22,000 --> 02:08:26,040
Speaker 1: all women, this is yet more equality and sort of

2634
02:08:26,080 --> 02:08:28,240
Speaker 1: you know, evening evening the score.

2635
02:08:28,400 --> 02:08:29,920
Speaker 5: So it's good for her, good for her.

2636
02:08:30,160 --> 02:08:33,480
Speaker 2: I love uh, I love equality in all.

2637
02:08:33,360 --> 02:08:34,520
Speaker 3: Areas, even criminals.

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02:08:35,240 --> 02:08:35,840
Speaker 5: Uh.

2639
02:08:36,440 --> 02:08:38,880
Speaker 2: Princess six says, this is when you watch TV and

2640
02:08:38,960 --> 02:08:41,400
Speaker 2: be like, I hope he ain't black. Please don't let

2641
02:08:41,440 --> 02:08:44,280
Speaker 2: them be black? All damn two faces got that fire?

2642
02:08:44,280 --> 02:08:45,160
Speaker 2: Where is the racist?

2643
02:08:45,160 --> 02:08:45,440
Speaker 5: Gods?

2644
02:08:45,480 --> 02:08:46,280
Speaker 3: Guys are just talking?

2645
02:08:46,720 --> 02:08:50,280
Speaker 2: She gave that dog her kibbles and bits white wanted

2646
02:08:50,280 --> 02:08:51,920
Speaker 2: that authentic doggie style White.

2647
02:08:52,760 --> 02:08:56,640
Speaker 3: That bitch White. She asked the dogs, what that mouth do? Black?

2648
02:08:57,760 --> 02:09:00,360
Speaker 3: But you with your ship, with your ship sitting there

2649
02:09:00,360 --> 02:09:02,760
Speaker 3: a pitbull? White? Oh put your ship in near a

2650
02:09:02,800 --> 02:09:07,440
Speaker 3: pit bull. Okay, monastat White, I did. I didn't know.

2651
02:09:07,480 --> 02:09:08,280
Speaker 3: I couldn't do that.

2652
02:09:08,320 --> 02:09:08,560
Speaker 5: White.

2653
02:09:08,720 --> 02:09:14,200
Speaker 2: The correct answer is everyone got it except one person White.

2654
02:09:18,600 --> 02:09:27,720
Speaker 2: A couple of you guys still got it wrong. And

2655
02:09:27,880 --> 02:09:30,760
Speaker 2: let's go to the final thing, sword ratchiness, so we

2656
02:09:30,760 --> 02:09:31,800
Speaker 2: can close up the show.

2657
02:09:32,760 --> 02:09:39,960
Speaker 3: Uh, there we go, sound effects.

2658
02:09:54,640 --> 02:09:58,400
Speaker 2: And that guy's dead now because of sword ratchetness. Oh,

2659
02:09:58,840 --> 02:10:00,080
Speaker 2: let's see. Let's do to.

2660
02:10:02,440 --> 02:10:05,800
Speaker 3: Do uh this story.

2661
02:10:08,120 --> 02:10:10,800
Speaker 2: A Oh no, let's do this on a teenager hacked

2662
02:10:10,840 --> 02:10:14,680
Speaker 2: a boy to death with a samurai sword to win

2663
02:10:14,880 --> 02:10:18,640
Speaker 2: back the respect after his mom was roffed up.

2664
02:10:19,760 --> 02:10:20,160
Speaker 5: Oh.

2665
02:10:20,200 --> 02:10:21,120
Speaker 3: A teenager hacked.

2666
02:10:21,000 --> 02:10:22,840
Speaker 2: Another boy to death with the samurai sword to win

2667
02:10:23,080 --> 02:10:25,520
Speaker 2: back respect after his mom was roughed up during a

2668
02:10:25,600 --> 02:10:30,680
Speaker 2: gangland feud. Owen Whitesmith nineteen recruited a mob of up

2669
02:10:30,680 --> 02:10:33,720
Speaker 2: to eight hooded young men to target eighteen year old

2670
02:10:33,840 --> 02:10:37,680
Speaker 2: John Joe Highton. A court heard the killer took place

2671
02:10:37,680 --> 02:10:40,120
Speaker 2: after the youngster was blamed for an attack on the

2672
02:10:40,160 --> 02:10:44,360
Speaker 2: home of Whitesmith's mother Allison forty four, in which a

2673
02:10:44,400 --> 02:10:45,840
Speaker 2: family friend was headbudded.

2674
02:10:46,640 --> 02:10:48,160
Speaker 3: John Joe was confronted.

2675
02:10:47,760 --> 02:10:50,080
Speaker 2: The street by the gang and was then repeatedly stablish

2676
02:10:50,080 --> 02:10:52,200
Speaker 2: slashed with the sword, a machete and an axe.

2677
02:10:52,520 --> 02:10:56,000
Speaker 3: We goddamn got that John Snow? Who think they were like?

2678
02:10:56,040 --> 02:10:56,160
Speaker 5: For?

2679
02:10:56,240 --> 02:10:56,720
Speaker 3: The watch?

2680
02:10:59,040 --> 02:11:01,440
Speaker 2: Police and pairmunt Adds rushed to the scene at John

2681
02:11:01,480 --> 02:11:03,480
Speaker 2: Joe's home in Preston, but he was pronounced dead at

2682
02:11:03,480 --> 02:11:06,680
Speaker 2: the scene, and I guess Milissandra was in there to

2683
02:11:06,800 --> 02:11:07,160
Speaker 2: raise him.

2684
02:11:08,120 --> 02:11:11,360
Speaker 3: Convicted killer Owen Weissmith killed another teena game, okay, all right?

2685
02:11:12,120 --> 02:11:15,040
Speaker 2: Preston crowd Court was told the victim was bodied in

2686
02:11:15,120 --> 02:11:18,080
Speaker 2: the revenge attack to send a message to that Weismouth

2687
02:11:18,160 --> 02:11:20,240
Speaker 2: was not a coward. It was claimed that if he

2688
02:11:20,280 --> 02:11:22,960
Speaker 2: had stayed awake under the bed sheets following the attack

2689
02:11:23,000 --> 02:11:25,280
Speaker 2: of his family home, no one would have any respect

2690
02:11:25,280 --> 02:11:29,080
Speaker 2: for him after the gang later said of the attack

2691
02:11:29,120 --> 02:11:31,080
Speaker 2: of One of the gang later said of the attack

2692
02:11:31,120 --> 02:11:32,960
Speaker 2: on John Joe, we wanted to warn him, that's all.

2693
02:11:33,800 --> 02:11:36,880
Speaker 2: Who warned someone like that? Let me even warn you

2694
02:11:36,920 --> 02:11:40,160
Speaker 2: with an axe and a sword in a machete. Uh,

2695
02:11:40,600 --> 02:11:43,040
Speaker 2: don't do this. Don't go to his mom's gaff again.

2696
02:11:44,360 --> 02:11:46,080
Speaker 3: Oh also a good comedian.

2697
02:11:46,800 --> 02:11:49,440
Speaker 2: Today, a mass bar broke out on the docks at

2698
02:11:49,600 --> 02:11:54,560
Speaker 2: Weitsmith was as Weismith was one of six men convicted

2699
02:11:54,720 --> 02:11:55,480
Speaker 2: of the murder.

2700
02:11:56,360 --> 02:11:56,840
Speaker 5: The killing.

2701
02:11:57,680 --> 02:11:59,320
Speaker 3: He was jailed for life with the minimum of twenty

2702
02:11:59,320 --> 02:12:01,120
Speaker 3: seven years. Good the killing.

2703
02:12:01,160 --> 02:12:02,880
Speaker 2: The rows out of lost in a few Why are

2704
02:12:02,920 --> 02:12:04,600
Speaker 2: they just telling me the same information twice?

2705
02:12:04,640 --> 02:12:07,280
Speaker 3: Anyway, don't don't kill people with saw Its me right.

2706
02:12:07,760 --> 02:12:09,400
Speaker 2: That's the main thing you need to take away from this.

2707
02:12:09,920 --> 02:12:14,320
Speaker 2: Go check out Jail's YouTube page for funny reviews or movies.

2708
02:12:16,280 --> 02:12:18,800
Speaker 2: Even though he's been off lately, he's kind of missed

2709
02:12:18,840 --> 02:12:22,360
Speaker 2: on a few, but uh, you know, we're looking forward

2710
02:12:22,400 --> 02:12:23,440
Speaker 2: to getting the rest of the year.

2711
02:12:23,480 --> 02:12:25,760
Speaker 5: Correct, Spy, I was on point.

2712
02:12:26,760 --> 02:12:29,200
Speaker 2: You on point, was Spy, your little off with andres

2713
02:12:30,640 --> 02:12:31,960
Speaker 2: way off with Jurassic Park.

2714
02:12:32,000 --> 02:12:34,440
Speaker 3: I mean that money. That movie made more money than God.

2715
02:12:35,520 --> 02:12:38,800
Speaker 3: Everybody loved that. So you know we'll get you. You know,

2716
02:12:39,360 --> 02:12:41,680
Speaker 3: it's been a long year, man, Ever since you were

2717
02:12:41,680 --> 02:12:43,960
Speaker 3: wrong with my Transformers. It's been downhill.

2718
02:12:44,080 --> 02:12:46,760
Speaker 1: So all I've got this year the only two movies

2719
02:12:46,760 --> 02:12:50,760
Speaker 1: I would really recommend personally this year that I've seen

2720
02:12:50,760 --> 02:12:52,440
Speaker 1: in theaters is Kingsman.

2721
02:12:52,040 --> 02:12:55,920
Speaker 5: Which is now on DVD. Yes, I loved Kingsmen too.

2722
02:12:56,000 --> 02:12:58,760
Speaker 1: I thought that was outstanding and Spy really got me,

2723
02:12:58,800 --> 02:13:00,440
Speaker 1: really got me laughing a lot.

2724
02:13:00,560 --> 02:13:02,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I was I was very hopeful about that,

2725
02:13:02,760 --> 02:13:05,520
Speaker 2: But I'm glad I was right. I don't know, mass

2726
02:13:05,600 --> 02:13:08,200
Speaker 2: something about her just makes me. She's so funny to me.

2727
02:13:08,640 --> 02:13:10,760
Speaker 1: But she was great in that, Like she was more

2728
02:13:10,840 --> 02:13:13,840
Speaker 1: than just her kind of Chris Farley I'm big and

2729
02:13:13,920 --> 02:13:16,400
Speaker 1: being again, like there was more to it, Like, yeah,

2730
02:13:16,720 --> 02:13:18,880
Speaker 1: a lot of more facial expressions kind of.

2731
02:13:18,920 --> 02:13:19,760
Speaker 5: She was awkward.

2732
02:13:19,880 --> 02:13:23,240
Speaker 1: She wasn't just like aggressive big woman. It was like

2733
02:13:23,360 --> 02:13:26,280
Speaker 1: and and and the supporting people were great in that too. Yeah,

2734
02:13:26,760 --> 02:13:28,720
Speaker 1: that Rose burn ship was hilarious.

2735
02:13:28,800 --> 02:13:31,400
Speaker 3: You know who really stole the show? Jason Statham.

2736
02:13:31,880 --> 02:13:32,440
Speaker 5: He was good.

2737
02:13:32,560 --> 02:13:34,640
Speaker 2: I didn't know he could do really comedy. I've never

2738
02:13:34,680 --> 02:13:37,640
Speaker 2: really seen him try to be funny and uh, I actually.

2739
02:13:37,480 --> 02:13:40,400
Speaker 1: Literally just told him, we'll do the comedy. You just

2740
02:13:40,480 --> 02:13:42,240
Speaker 1: be super serious action guy.

2741
02:13:42,360 --> 02:13:45,000
Speaker 2: Still, Yeah, you play it straight, but some of the

2742
02:13:45,040 --> 02:13:48,839
Speaker 2: lines were so ridiculous that you were like, he delivered

2743
02:13:48,840 --> 02:13:51,400
Speaker 2: that ridiculous ship in his same serious tone.

2744
02:13:51,680 --> 02:13:55,240
Speaker 1: Yes, anyway, in all the Paul Fike movies who played

2745
02:13:55,280 --> 02:13:56,080
Speaker 1: like the Italian.

2746
02:13:56,440 --> 02:13:57,880
Speaker 5: He was great, he was great.

2747
02:13:58,200 --> 02:14:00,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, he'll he'll get his moment because he works in

2748
02:14:00,840 --> 02:14:01,839
Speaker 1: a lot of those movies.

2749
02:14:02,640 --> 02:14:04,560
Speaker 5: I think they'll one day they'll give him a shot.

2750
02:14:04,920 --> 02:14:07,480
Speaker 2: Yeah and uh yeah, I enjoy Spot. What about X

2751
02:14:07,520 --> 02:14:09,040
Speaker 2: ex Machina or x Macina?

2752
02:14:09,160 --> 02:14:12,160
Speaker 5: You didn't? Uh x Macana I thought was very well done.

2753
02:14:12,480 --> 02:14:14,400
Speaker 1: But like I thought it was well done, so I

2754
02:14:14,440 --> 02:14:18,320
Speaker 1: can't like complain about it, like this sucked. It just

2755
02:14:18,480 --> 02:14:20,880
Speaker 1: wasn't what I hoped for. But it's like a well

2756
02:14:20,920 --> 02:14:23,240
Speaker 1: done movie. And I think that guy Oscar Isaac, he's

2757
02:14:23,600 --> 02:14:26,960
Speaker 1: he's gonna blow up very soon. Like he he just

2758
02:14:27,040 --> 02:14:30,560
Speaker 1: keeps putting in good performances like in solid movies.

2759
02:14:30,960 --> 02:14:32,480
Speaker 5: Okay, but but.

2760
02:14:32,480 --> 02:14:35,120
Speaker 1: The movie itself, I was just like this was good.

2761
02:14:35,640 --> 02:14:39,720
Speaker 1: Like I was like, yeah, there's good movie, no no flaws.

2762
02:14:39,840 --> 02:14:42,160
Speaker 1: I just wasn't like excited about the way. I kind

2763
02:14:42,160 --> 02:14:43,240
Speaker 1: of thought I would be.

2764
02:14:43,600 --> 02:14:46,360
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, Well, like I said, man, you should

2765
02:14:46,400 --> 02:14:49,400
Speaker 3: go check his reviews anyway, because it's always funny, even if.

2766
02:14:49,560 --> 02:14:51,680
Speaker 5: All the sketches, even if you don't like the reviews.

2767
02:14:51,720 --> 02:14:55,240
Speaker 3: I was getting to that. Come on, sorry, I'm a

2768
02:14:55,280 --> 02:14:57,200
Speaker 3: professional man of lead.

2769
02:14:58,200 --> 02:15:01,120
Speaker 2: But yeah, and also go check got twelve Years of Slave,

2770
02:15:01,960 --> 02:15:04,360
Speaker 2: I mean twelve years a Bringer, which is modeled after

2771
02:15:04,360 --> 02:15:09,160
Speaker 2: twelve years of Slave, but about comedy and bringing shows.

2772
02:15:09,680 --> 02:15:11,760
Speaker 2: Go see it for yourself because even the audio and

2773
02:15:11,800 --> 02:15:15,560
Speaker 2: the directors break down, which I love, doesn't do it justice.

2774
02:15:15,560 --> 02:15:17,800
Speaker 2: You have to see it to really appreciate how funny

2775
02:15:17,800 --> 02:15:22,400
Speaker 2: it is and how well it's done. And uh oh yeah,

2776
02:15:22,400 --> 02:15:25,840
Speaker 2: I forgot to tell you this. But also sponsored by Bebel.

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Speaker 2: Get clear smoother skin with Bebel. You know you want it.

2778
02:15:30,000 --> 02:15:33,240
Speaker 2: It's almost Father's Day. Like, really, you're a bad child

2779
02:15:33,240 --> 02:15:35,879
Speaker 2: at this point. You should have thought of this already,

2780
02:15:36,280 --> 02:15:37,960
Speaker 2: but we're giving you one last chance.

2781
02:15:38,760 --> 02:15:42,560
Speaker 3: Go to get Bebel dot com and get your daddy

2782
02:15:42,600 --> 02:15:45,880
Speaker 3: something he can appreciate. It's tied of socks. It's tired

2783
02:15:45,880 --> 02:15:46,520
Speaker 3: of underwear.

2784
02:15:47,400 --> 02:15:51,640
Speaker 2: He's tired of fucking ties, you know, like that that

2785
02:15:51,880 --> 02:15:53,520
Speaker 2: shitty cologne you always get him that.

2786
02:15:54,440 --> 02:15:57,000
Speaker 3: You wonder why the bottle from last year is still full.

2787
02:15:57,440 --> 02:15:57,839
Speaker 5: Mugs.

2788
02:15:57,880 --> 02:16:01,040
Speaker 2: He doesn't like any of this shit wacky ties and

2789
02:16:01,120 --> 02:16:03,840
Speaker 2: mugs and number one that he doesn't want any of that.

2790
02:16:04,000 --> 02:16:06,839
Speaker 2: What he does use all the time is a razor

2791
02:16:07,000 --> 02:16:09,440
Speaker 2: to shave his face and his face.

2792
02:16:09,240 --> 02:16:12,280
Speaker 3: Is looking irritated. Guys, all right, you wonder.

2793
02:16:12,080 --> 02:16:14,880
Speaker 2: Why he's so mean and cranky all the time because

2794
02:16:14,920 --> 02:16:15,960
Speaker 2: his face probably hurts.

2795
02:16:17,720 --> 02:16:20,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, the ingron hairs on his face.

2796
02:16:21,400 --> 02:16:23,200
Speaker 2: But if you can get Betviel, which is a shaving

2797
02:16:23,240 --> 02:16:27,240
Speaker 2: system designed for men with coarse curly hair and black people,

2798
02:16:27,800 --> 02:16:29,800
Speaker 2: not for people that not for people that wish or

2799
02:16:29,840 --> 02:16:31,840
Speaker 2: think they have course curly hair have to weave it in.

2800
02:16:31,920 --> 02:16:36,480
Speaker 3: I'm talking about authentic black people. You can use this.

2801
02:16:36,600 --> 02:16:38,800
Speaker 3: Razor Man comes. You get a whole kit.

2802
02:16:38,959 --> 02:16:42,400
Speaker 2: Starter kit comes with safety razor shaving brush, Blaze Promenad

2803
02:16:42,480 --> 02:16:45,760
Speaker 2: shaving cream, and a cool storing bomb. Make sure you

2804
02:16:45,760 --> 02:16:48,359
Speaker 2: guys take the time out to do something for your father.

2805
02:16:48,200 --> 02:16:49,040
Speaker 3: And appreciate them.

2806
02:16:49,080 --> 02:16:50,840
Speaker 2: Oh, my father will be here Sunday, by the way,

2807
02:16:50,879 --> 02:16:53,520
Speaker 2: for the Father's Day show that we're looking forward to that.

2808
02:16:54,160 --> 02:16:58,480
Speaker 2: And check out Jail's podcast Righteous Prick. Oh wait, I

2809
02:16:58,480 --> 02:17:02,440
Speaker 2: almost forgot Do you put called tbgwt at Getbele dot com,

2810
02:17:02,520 --> 02:17:04,680
Speaker 2: g E t b e v E l dot com

2811
02:17:04,800 --> 02:17:09,760
Speaker 2: twit So yeah, Righteous Prick podcast, Jailcomedy dot com, Jail

2812
02:17:09,840 --> 02:17:11,640
Speaker 2: Covin on Twitter.

2813
02:17:13,200 --> 02:17:14,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, support my man man.

2814
02:17:14,680 --> 02:17:17,199
Speaker 4: Support them do you have any upcoming shows or anything

2815
02:17:17,200 --> 02:17:17,959
Speaker 4: that you're doing.

2816
02:17:18,480 --> 02:17:23,920
Speaker 1: Ha hah, nothing really to promote right now. I'm doing

2817
02:17:23,920 --> 02:17:27,360
Speaker 1: a lot of legal work to make money, and then

2818
02:17:27,520 --> 02:17:30,879
Speaker 1: I guess planning my strategy to try and rebreak into

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Speaker 1: this business for the ninth time.

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Speaker 3: You got any upcoming legal work you want to promote.

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Speaker 5: Or up you sending it's at home.

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Speaker 1: I'll be reviewing emails for a big, a big caste

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Speaker 1: that I'm working on for about ten hours tomorrow while

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Speaker 1: I listen to podcasts and want and clear my DVR.

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Speaker 1: So expect more Twitter and Facebook activity from me as

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Speaker 1: I just sit with my fan on just just making

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Speaker 1: the world a better place for fairly wealthy companies.

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Speaker 3: All right, hey man, and don't forget man. You should

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Speaker 3: check out since eight I wasn't joking about that. It's

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Speaker 3: really good, all right.

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Speaker 4: Uh.

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Speaker 2: We'll be back uh Saturday with our feedback show, the

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Speaker 2: blackoutips dot com all that stuff until Saturday.

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Speaker 3: I love you, h