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Speaker 1: relationship advice.
Speaker 2: Second date of date, Well, this happens every once in
Speaker 2: a while, but sometimes before call, I need to warn
Speaker 2: my co hosts. Please do not get too excited. Okay,
Speaker 2: do not make any sensual sounds. Don't pretext your husbands
Speaker 2: that you're not coming home today, because we have a
Speaker 2: guy on the phone for a second date with an accent.
Speaker 2: Put the phone.
Speaker 1: I just I just need to tell him.
Speaker 2: The phone away.
Speaker 1: I'm just going to be.
Speaker 2: We're going to be home on our listener's name is Charles. Charles.
Speaker 2: Now that my co hosts are braced for it, let's
Speaker 2: hear your voice. Hello, masters and bangs.
Speaker 1: Hello.
Speaker 2: All right, so welcome to the show, Charles. And I'm
Speaker 2: apologizing ahead of time here, but.
Speaker 4: It's totally okay. I mean, I get it all the
Speaker 4: time here.
Speaker 3: Honestly, Well, it must be hard life that you live here.
Speaker 2: Before we get into your day, Charles, your email says
Speaker 2: that you travel around a bit, so apparently it doesn't
Speaker 2: make it easy for you to meet people.
Speaker 4: Is that right? Honestly, it's very difficult because you know,
Speaker 4: six months of the year I'm over here and then
Speaker 4: six months I'm back home in England, and it really
Speaker 4: makes it hard to make any kind of real connection.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be hard, I mean in either place,
Speaker 3: because like, what are you going to do, like hang
Speaker 3: out with somebody for a couple months and be like,
Speaker 3: we're going to do long distance for six months.
Speaker 2: That sounds terrible, That sounds kind of nice, would be good?
Speaker 4: Yeah and off.
Speaker 2: But you know, if it's hard to meet people, charge
Speaker 2: how did you meet the person that you want us
Speaker 2: to call today?
Speaker 4: So I actually met us through a friend and my
Speaker 4: friend was like, listen, I have this friend who's recently single,
Speaker 4: and you know I was a bit skeptical.
Speaker 1: Wait you met her?
Speaker 3: You you met her here or you met her back
Speaker 3: in England. I'm sorry because we can't make international calls.
Speaker 3: Our station doesn't have the budget for that.
Speaker 2: I literally don't have the money.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, it's here, It's all.
Speaker 2: Right, okay.
Speaker 1: And so you were kind of hesitant, you said, I.
Speaker 4: Mean, who wouldn't be you know, recently single that normally
Speaker 4: sets off the alarm, that doesn't it obund Yeah, so
Speaker 4: let's just say that once she started tohwing me pictures
Speaker 4: on a phone, those apprehensions kind of went away.
Speaker 3: Okay, So she was hot enough that you were willing
Speaker 3: to be her rebound if.
Speaker 4: Well when you put it that way.
Speaker 2: But yeah, can we touch a name to this person
Speaker 2: that you saw.
Speaker 4: Yeah, her name's Melanie.
Speaker 1: Melanie okay, so did you ask her out?
Speaker 4: So it was kind of like a mutual thing. We
Speaker 4: decided to meet up at the local pub.
Speaker 1: We call that a bar around here.
Speaker 4: So we went to the pub, we had a few drinks,
Speaker 4: we got to know each other of having a nice
Speaker 4: little conversation.
Speaker 1: What did you think about the chemistry between you two?
Speaker 4: I mean I thought went really well, to be honest,
Speaker 4: because you know, as soon as she started talking to me,
Speaker 4: she was just like, oh my god, I love your accent.
Speaker 2: Nice.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, thank you so much. I never
Speaker 4: hear that.
Speaker 1: That's funny. What did you guys connect over a.
Speaker 4: Little bit of everything, to be honest, I mean, we
Speaker 4: played darts, We played a bit of snooker, a bit
Speaker 4: of what.
Speaker 1: Oh is that? Is that like a different type of
Speaker 1: pool game or something.
Speaker 4: Snooker is the British version of pool.
Speaker 2: Where you put them in your mouth.
Speaker 1: I think that's your version.
Speaker 2: You don't have to explain the rules to us. But
Speaker 2: that sounds like a good time everywhere.
Speaker 4: So at one point she let me know that she's
Speaker 4: actually a model.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm an accent and a model?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? How did she drop that? I
Speaker 1: always wonder how people work that into a comps.
Speaker 2: Was it in her bio or was she really a
Speaker 2: model because she.
Speaker 3: Never saw a bio because they were hold yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: She she just kind of, you know, we're talking about
Speaker 4: what we do, and she mentioned that she was a model,
Speaker 4: and so I think anyone would do this in the situation.
Speaker 4: I was like, Oh, do you have any modeling pictures?
Speaker 2: And she just showed you your Instagram.
Speaker 4: No, she actually pulled up about these professional looking photo
Speaker 4: shoots in a gallery.
Speaker 2: Sounds to me like Charles is getting a little randy.
Speaker 3: It sounds to me like I can see why she
Speaker 3: turned down a guy with an accent.
Speaker 1: She has a lot of options.
Speaker 4: Yea.
Speaker 2: Things end that.
Speaker 4: Night, after a few drinks and after a few laughs,
Speaker 4: I walked out to a car. I think, you know,
Speaker 4: I was kind of hoping for, you know, a little
Speaker 4: goodbye kiss at snoker after I was game of snooker, yeah, version,
Speaker 4: and and I was shot down. Shall we say I
Speaker 4: got the side hug?
Speaker 2: Do you have any idea why she might have turned
Speaker 2: you down?
Speaker 4: I mean, the only thing I can think of is
Speaker 4: that when she showed me the modeling pictures, I booth.
Speaker 4: I'll be honest, I had to pick my jaw up
Speaker 4: off the floor. You know.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a flattering reaction.
Speaker 5: She won.
Speaker 4: I would have thought.
Speaker 3: So maybe you just never gave her a compliment. Did
Speaker 3: you remember to pick your jaw up and like say
Speaker 3: something afterwards?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I mean I let her know that she was
Speaker 4: absolutely gorgeous both in person, and I even said she
Speaker 4: was better in person.
Speaker 2: The word you are just dashing. Maybe it sounds better
Speaker 2: when he says, yeah, probably said the word dashing.
Speaker 4: Dashing?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, it is pretty good. Why is Jose's pants off?
Speaker 2: I don't know. We're going to go to work for you, Charles.
Speaker 2: Right here, we're going to play a song come Back,
Speaker 2: and we're gonna call Melanie for you, and we're going
Speaker 2: to figure out why she is not calling back. The
Speaker 2: most charming British bloke we have ever spoken to all
Speaker 2: this show.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Thank you so much.
Speaker 6: Cheerio, Harry Styles, Jude Law, Ronald Weasley.
Speaker 2: What do they all have in common?
Speaker 1: Tell us?
Speaker 2: Besides the fact that Lexus's DM feet picks to all
Speaker 2: of them. They're all from England, But none of those
Speaker 2: blokes compared to the British charmer who reached out to
Speaker 2: us for help today with a second date named Charles
Speaker 2: ron was from Hoggard.
Speaker 1: But they're in English. Yeah, they're definitely in English.
Speaker 2: Okay. Now Charles spends time on both continents, but recently
Speaker 2: he got set up with a woman over here, a
Speaker 2: model named Melanie.
Speaker 1: Oh man, it must be so hard to Charles.
Speaker 2: Melanie is recently single, she's so exciting. After their night
Speaker 2: out at the pub, Melanie is now acting like a
Speaker 2: royal bee, which stands for because she's ghosting. What it
Speaker 2: stands in our book, it.
Speaker 1: Does even in what do you call it? Royal English?
Speaker 1: What do we call his English.
Speaker 2: English English, Yes, thank you, And the whole point of
Speaker 2: this call is to try and reach out to the
Speaker 2: Royal b to see if we can reconnect them. Brooke, Okay,
Speaker 2: before we call Melanie, do you have any last thoughts
Speaker 2: or lewd comments that you would like to heard that Charles.
Speaker 3: I mean, Charles, you actually really liked Melanie, right, not
Speaker 3: just because she was super hot, like you want a relationship?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean she like an absolutely that she's calling
Speaker 2: you a loose man, Charles. Wow, our Charles would never brother.
Speaker 1: I would trust me. I do not look down on
Speaker 1: the loose part of anything.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of excited for you. I think that you
Speaker 1: can get this back.
Speaker 4: I mean I really hope so, because it is really
Speaker 4: difficult to meet people, if I'm honest, right.
Speaker 1: Especially hot models. It's difficult for anyone to.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm a little bit intimidated to call her, but
Speaker 2: we're gonna get it. I'm nervous, but here we go.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna dial Melanie and we're going to get your
Speaker 2: second date up date right now. Helen, this is going
Speaker 2: to be a tough one, is this Melanie?
Speaker 5: Yes, this is she.
Speaker 2: You can do this Jeff, Hey, Melanie, what's up? We'll
Speaker 2: call him from a radio show called Broken Jeffrey one morning.
Speaker 5: I feel like there's a lot of people.
Speaker 2: There show here, I'm Jeff, there's everybody else, but I
Speaker 2: got you. The whole thing is, we're calling on behalf
Speaker 2: of one of our listeners who went on a date
Speaker 2: with you recently, and you're not talking to him afterwards,
Speaker 2: and he doesn't really know why.
Speaker 5: I feel bad. Can you specifically say a person's name?
Speaker 2: Does that mean you're going out with a lot of
Speaker 2: guys right now?
Speaker 6: She is?
Speaker 3: We know you just got out of a relationship you
Speaker 3: were set up by your friend.
Speaker 5: Oh the British guy.
Speaker 2: Okay, yes, Charles is the one that's trying to get
Speaker 2: a hold of you, but apparently you're not talking to
Speaker 2: him anymo. And he doesn't understand why.
Speaker 5: I mean, I was a little disappointed in our date.
Speaker 5: I felt you were a little mithletic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, was he not like as cute as you
Speaker 3: thought he was going to be or something?
Speaker 5: I mean, I was told that he was a professional athlete,
Speaker 5: so I was thinking.
Speaker 2: Wait, what were you were told that he was a what?
Speaker 5: A professional athlete?
Speaker 1: Well? Is he not? Because we never asked him if
Speaker 1: he was. I don't. We have no idea.
Speaker 2: It makes sense six months in and out it's a season.
Speaker 5: Well, I mean I was assuming he played football, you know, soccer, soccer, Okay,
Speaker 5: I mean, this guy's a professional dart player dart.
Speaker 3: Is that a bad thing though, when you say that
Speaker 3: it's bad for him to be a professional dart player.
Speaker 5: I just expected someone tall and athletic and not like
Speaker 5: a normal guy that plays darts at a bar. I
Speaker 5: don't know.
Speaker 2: I just I.
Speaker 5: Just feels like, if it's not in the Olympics, it's
Speaker 5: not a sport. I don't know.
Speaker 2: He wasn't like.
Speaker 3: I mean, so that was a disappointment to you, definitely,
Speaker 3: and you couldn't get over it.
Speaker 5: Like as much as I really really like Tom Holland,
Speaker 5: I just wasn't expecting Tom Hollandia.
Speaker 3: Loves Tom Holland, and look how awesome she is.
Speaker 1: Zendia.
Speaker 2: You can try and sound young all you want, bro,
Speaker 2: I'm just.
Speaker 1: Saying, Melanie, like, you could be that cute couple.
Speaker 3: You could be her the Zendia Zendia Zenda to the
Speaker 3: Tom Holland.
Speaker 2: Let's get off of Tom Holland and Zenda and let's
Speaker 2: focus on guys who cares.
Speaker 1: I'm to sell him.
Speaker 2: Well, that was the perfect chance to have that conversation
Speaker 2: with him, because Charles is actually on the other line
Speaker 2: listening right now and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 5: Oh gosh, here.
Speaker 4: Charles, there, Hi, Melanie, Hello him.
Speaker 5: It's a little awkward.
Speaker 4: I have to just correct you on something. I am
Speaker 4: a professional athlete where I'm from. Dots Is It's renowned.
Speaker 4: It takes focus, it takes desterity, it takes athleticism. Do
Speaker 4: you have to be a top tier human being to
Speaker 4: be this good at dots I mean, I'm the top
Speaker 4: player in all of England, dude.
Speaker 1: So like people in England know your name.
Speaker 4: I get stopped in the street when I walk through London.
Speaker 2: Wow. People on Sports Center like they're huge in England,
Speaker 2: but that they come out here, no one knows who
Speaker 2: the heck they are, Melanie. Does that make up for
Speaker 2: his lack of biceps and apps?
Speaker 5: I mean I never said anything about him the high steps.
Speaker 2: Are because they weren't there. But he sounds like like
Speaker 2: everybody knows him that he's a pretty big deal over
Speaker 2: in England.
Speaker 4: You mentioned that darts isn't on the Olympics. Not yet.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, so the whole.
Speaker 4: Movement there, but that's not the point over here, I
Speaker 4: am dominating the competition.
Speaker 2: Soon he's going to be posing like half naked in
Speaker 2: a Calvin Klein ad. I'm sure, well not.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it just doesn't sound like you believe me. Melanie
Speaker 4: and I make a lot of money.
Speaker 3: You are upset that she It just sounds like you're
Speaker 3: trying to prove to her that you are of the
Speaker 3: caliber that she was expecting. Like you're not insulted that
Speaker 3: she may be looking for more surface things.
Speaker 4: Well, like I didn't question her about being a model.
Speaker 4: I didn't say, hey, you're a model, get up there
Speaker 4: on the catwalk, give us a twelve yeah, face value.
Speaker 4: I'm saying here, you know, I am an athlete, maybe
Speaker 4: not the one she envisioned, but I don't need to
Speaker 4: prove myself to have to have my profession just kind
Speaker 4: of pushed aside. You know, it's it's a little insulting.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Does it sound a little bit like tiny Tim wants
Speaker 2: another bowl of porridge?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't even know if that means, but I do
Speaker 5: feel bad that he feels disrespected. So I do apologize,
Speaker 5: but my picture of a professional athlete is definitely different
Speaker 5: than you know where you are as a dark player.
Speaker 4: Well, sometimes the best things in life come in a
Speaker 4: small package.
Speaker 2: That's not a great phrase to say over here.
Speaker 4: I had a lot of fun KNOWINGI and then, and
Speaker 4: to be honest, I kind of want to continue that.
Speaker 2: Well, you can continue it on our bill, because we
Speaker 2: will pay for the next date. You guys, go on.
Speaker 2: If you both agree, Melanie.
Speaker 5: Someone's going to try. This's hard to get my attention
Speaker 5: by the radio to call me. I gotta give you
Speaker 5: a If he is a professional athlete, I think maybe
Speaker 5: he should be able to pay for the date, right.
Speaker 2: I thought you didn't care about the money.
Speaker 1: I mean even rich people like free things.
Speaker 5: I mean, I shouldn't have to do that. Pisa, who
Speaker 5: makes so much money.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he probably doesn't have a gift card to
Speaker 2: the cheesecake factory. We'll toss one in there.
Speaker 4: I don't think I know about the cheesecake factory. Is that?
Speaker 4: Is that something I should.
Speaker 2: That's gonna blow your freaking nickers off?
Speaker 1: That all awakening.
Speaker 3: It's broking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Then after that, I think we all deserve to get knighted.
Speaker 1: Is that what happens when you help an English person?
Speaker 3: Alexis You know, I've never been knighted, so you've only
Speaker 3: been dumped by an English.
Speaker 2: Person for a call from Buckingham Palace. For telling this
Speaker 2: British guy about the cheesecake factor. You know, the second
Speaker 2: he goes in there, he's gonna eat a few slices
Speaker 2: and immediately lose his accent. Yeah, he's gonna blame us
Speaker 2: for it.
Speaker 1: I love this was.
Speaker 2: I'm still impressed with us.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I can't believe he wasn't more upset with her. Dudes
Speaker 1: are so shallow too. He was totally fine that she
Speaker 1: only wanted him for his money.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, it's still fishy to me that
Speaker 2: once he mentioned while I'm the number one play in England.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they will travel each other. Yeah, I mean they
Speaker 1: both know what they're getting into.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm still impressed. I'm taking it as a
Speaker 2: British person and a really beautiful person.
Speaker 1: They always need help, And if you.
Speaker 2: Need help right now, you can always email us. We'll
Speaker 2: call the person who isn't calling you back.
Speaker 3: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning names,