Speaker 1: Forever.
Speaker 2: Hi guys, Hey Sydney, we're here at the Unofficial Expert
Speaker 2: and it's just wonderful.
Speaker 1: I'm so happy. Really, yeah, you got some this morning? Now, definitely,
Speaker 1: I definitely did not. Did you know. I'm just in
Speaker 1: a good can I'd be in a good movie. Bit.
Speaker 3: I would just want to know why it's the new year,
Speaker 3: you know, Okay, but I want to know why.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: Somebody laid hands on my shoulders and just said be positive,
Speaker 2: and I feel that energy.
Speaker 1: Okay, so just be best. That's exactly the best. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm reclaiming that. Be best. That's great. Yeah. Wow, okay,
Speaker 1: so you're not gonna ask me how I'm doing. I'm
Speaker 1: doing great. Thank you. I knew you were going to
Speaker 1: be great, but look at you did it. I'm looking
Speaker 1: at I was going to be great. I'm looking at
Speaker 1: you and I'm like, wow, Marie is doing great. Wow, fantastic.
Speaker 3: Okay, not a sting of makeup one, just living my
Speaker 3: best life, fresh face, just being best.
Speaker 1: Let's see how many times you can say best, be best?
Speaker 2: Yeah, listeners, every time you hear be best, you got
Speaker 2: to drink something.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, every time you hear be best, Venmo me
Speaker 1: two dollars.
Speaker 2: Best okay, okay, Venmo her one dollar and then me one.
Speaker 2: Since I said two dollars, so I can give you
Speaker 2: a dollar. You know what, Sydney, you are definitely not
Speaker 2: being best.
Speaker 1: So how are you doing? I'm doing okay.
Speaker 3: I've had this weird thing where I haven't been able
Speaker 3: to sleep past five thirty.
Speaker 1: In the morning. What. Yeah, yes, it's crazy. Wait what why?
Speaker 1: I asked Alexa. I woke up today.
Speaker 3: I was like, Alexa, what's insomnia? And she was like
Speaker 3: insomnia and she was saying what causes it? Like if
Speaker 3: you eat too much the night before, if you have anxiety,
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, that must be it.
Speaker 1: I must just be anxious. Really no, yeah, but like
Speaker 1: you go to sleep, you just wake up early?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no no, I'm going to bed at the
Speaker 3: same one thirty two am that I always go to bed,
Speaker 3: and then I'm waking up at five thirty in the
Speaker 3: morning and cannot go back to sleep. That's not enough hours.
Speaker 3: It's like four hours maybe three hours of sleep.
Speaker 1: Well, let me tell you, your face does not show it,
Speaker 1: my friend.
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you so much for six hours last night.
Speaker 2: So thank you so much. Oh we got to work
Speaker 2: on that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, I think I'm gonna be okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your body's just getting ready for you know, or
Speaker 2: the work you bought them.
Speaker 1: No, I think I'm just anxious about like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's that's fine. It's all the work that
Speaker 2: you're about to be putting in. It's good anxiety. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's great.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, speaking about work that I'm about to be
Speaker 3: putting in this week, I was an expert at.
Speaker 1: Acting like a rich lady. Let's do that, let's do that.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 3: I like that well because I love looking at other
Speaker 3: people's apartments and like seeing how people live. I like
Speaker 3: seeing like how they put their furniture out, so I
Speaker 3: could be like, okay, yeah we're doing tofted leather.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: You know so I like street easy is one of
Speaker 3: my favorite websites, Like it should be my homepage. I
Speaker 3: use it every day, like I'll be looking at apartments,
Speaker 3: and I said, I set the societ Easy is a
Speaker 3: website where you can find apartments in New York. And
Speaker 3: I don't know if they have it in other states,
Speaker 3: but I set it to like the budget to like
Speaker 3: ten thousand dollars what and then I just like, look
Speaker 3: at well because I want to see if I had,
Speaker 3: if I could afford to spend one hundred and twenty
Speaker 3: thousand dollars a year on rent, how would I how
Speaker 3: would I live? So I've been looking at apartments, So
Speaker 3: that's what's.
Speaker 1: You about to be making? Okay, let's find down now.
Speaker 3: Absolutely one hundred percent, absolutely no wow. If I was
Speaker 3: going to be making that much money, then I would
Speaker 3: be sleeping like a babasis. So I so I went
Speaker 3: to see some apartments this week. That's how fake rich
Speaker 3: I was acting. But they were like two thousand dollars apartments.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I went, so when are we moving?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: And that's the thing.
Speaker 3: Too, Like my lease is not up technically until September,
Speaker 3: so I'm not moving. I just want I like house hunters,
Speaker 3: like that's HGTV is my jam when I'm at my
Speaker 3: mother's house. I love apartment and house things. So anyway,
Speaker 3: it's crazy that you've just been growing up two But
Speaker 3: you got time, you got friend, I've been up for
Speaker 3: ninety three hour street. So I went to see an
Speaker 3: apartment in it was like a one bedroom in this brownstone,
Speaker 3: and my sister was like, I fel like you're wasting
Speaker 3: these people's time. No, the brokers, No, she was. It
Speaker 3: was an open house. When we were walking in people
Speaker 3: walking out, there was a lady waiting in her car.
Speaker 3: So we walked in together and the lady thought we
Speaker 3: were a lesbian couple.
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know her. She was like,
Speaker 1: how long have you guys been together?
Speaker 3: And we were like no, we just met downstairs and
Speaker 3: she was like, okay, so, but you're gay and I
Speaker 3: was like, ma'am, this apartment is ugly. And then I
Speaker 3: went to go see a loft yesterday like a beautiful
Speaker 3: but so it's this big open space one thousand square feet.
Speaker 3: It was two bathrooms for some reason, right next to
Speaker 3: each other, and there was a washerreet drier in the
Speaker 3: middle one of the bathrooms, and then the bed was lofted.
Speaker 1: But I couldn't stand all the way up. When I
Speaker 1: went up. How much was this? It was like two
Speaker 1: thousand Find it out, girl. We got to get out
Speaker 1: of this least because I feel like we could get
Speaker 1: this right now. That's not that's not what my money is.
Speaker 1: Oh my, that's not what my money.
Speaker 3: But you know, you know, putting positivity, I'm doing like
Speaker 3: an in person vision board. Now I'm going to see places.
Speaker 3: And my mom was like, you shouldn't be looking at
Speaker 3: apartments till October. And I was like, m you gotta start.
Speaker 1: Now, yeah, because you want to know what you you
Speaker 1: want to have an idea, and I'm asking real quick.
Speaker 1: I'm like, how's the school district?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 1: Is that a school? Is that a projects? I'm like,
Speaker 1: how loud are the gunshots at that? Like, I'm now,
Speaker 1: you're wasting these people time. Kids. The guy that I
Speaker 1: saw yesterday, I wasting his time.
Speaker 3: And he was like, we have another thing opening up.
Speaker 3: I don't know, like what you're moving date with be.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I'm real flex I'm real flexible.
Speaker 3: He was like, we got something to open up February first.
Speaker 3: I was go ahead and email me. When that, Oh
Speaker 3: my god, I feel like you're you're prepping for a
Speaker 3: character or like a role, like this is a.
Speaker 1: Role right now. Listen, you're running shopping.
Speaker 3: I'm window shopping inside and looking out the window at
Speaker 3: the street.
Speaker 1: Sis car as a broker, I will beat your ass.
Speaker 3: I mean, somebody me today and was like, I sent
Speaker 3: you a bunch of lofts because that's all I.
Speaker 1: Want to look at now is lofts.
Speaker 3: I'm like, ideally I need like twelve hundred schoolre feet
Speaker 3: and They're like, okay, great, I want to be I
Speaker 3: want to be loft in my dreams.
Speaker 2: So I feel like it's gonna come death and I'm
Speaker 2: all for it. I mean, I'm just glad I'm not
Speaker 2: a broker because I'll be like, what But I'm not
Speaker 2: telling them. I'm not like, actually, I'm just browsing. They
Speaker 2: know your first and last day. I'll google your first
Speaker 2: last thing on my phone number and my email address.
Speaker 1: Speech, I go right off, let me see you. Just
Speaker 1: Marie Foster, I.
Speaker 3: Mean, Marie Foston dot com is up and running. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, the website is updated. Sidney, what the hell
Speaker 3: were you an expert at this week?
Speaker 1: Hmmm, I'm an expert and uh I'm gonna go to
Speaker 1: the Bahamas for my birthday. Yes, sello.
Speaker 2: So I've just been looking at like bathing suits, h
Speaker 2: things that will make my.
Speaker 1: Butt look good. Your butt looks good? No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2: See it's there's a difference between having like pants that
Speaker 2: make your butt look good, but then a bathing suit.
Speaker 2: There's only a little bit of fabric on an ass.
Speaker 2: So I'm looking at stuff that's like things that I
Speaker 2: can really thirst trap.
Speaker 1: I'm thirst trapping Brazilian pet thung.
Speaker 2: Like a string almost, But I need the fabric to
Speaker 2: like lift shit up and rearrange the labia like I
Speaker 2: need stuff to push things I.
Speaker 3: Want to Sounds like you're gonna get a full covered suit, sis,
Speaker 3: a string is not gonna support the butt.
Speaker 1: Listen.
Speaker 2: I just want to do as much as I can
Speaker 2: to do this earth, on this earth.
Speaker 1: To be Beth.
Speaker 2: And I feel like I don't utilize my body enough.
Speaker 2: You know, I have it?
Speaker 1: Why not? Like I don't have any picture I don't
Speaker 1: have any nudes in my in my phone. No, that's
Speaker 1: a lie, friend, I don't.
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe it's a new phone, because I feel like,
Speaker 3: you know, used to like four years ago, I barely
Speaker 3: post my body or take pictures of it.
Speaker 2: And I'm just like, what the fuck does it look like?
Speaker 2: I just took a picture of my vagina the other
Speaker 2: day to be like, is it okay?
Speaker 1: Is it good? You got?
Speaker 3: You took a picture of your vagina to send to
Speaker 3: somebody just or just so you could zoom in and
Speaker 3: see what's happening.
Speaker 1: You gotta look at your body. Well, you know, sex
Speaker 1: and the City says you gotta use like a hand
Speaker 1: mirror and like look at it. Nah, sins, I was
Speaker 1: using my pixelated six since you had to put it
Speaker 1: on portrait mode. Portrait mode, Yeah, I don't have that.
Speaker 1: I don't have that.
Speaker 2: I was just looking at it because I haven't like
Speaker 2: looked at it in a minute, like I know it's there.
Speaker 3: You had any gray hairs down there, asking you know,
Speaker 3: because oh wow, you pluck those?
Speaker 2: Nah, man, you know what. I'm living my best life
Speaker 2: in twenty nineteen. So if it's a great hair, it's
Speaker 2: a gray hair there, I'm being like Angela Bassett and
Speaker 2: Wakanda just all white.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, oh wow.
Speaker 2: But sure, okay, yeah, sure, sure, I'm sure I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be in the Bahamas with like a cane just has
Speaker 2: my shit out that one gray hair, just like sipping
Speaker 2: a cocktail, a mocktails, no, an old fashion okay, wow, yeah,
Speaker 2: like a sazarak a sidecar.
Speaker 1: That's exactly that's what my vagina will be drinking, a
Speaker 1: dirty ass smart yeah, I see. Oh and then and
Speaker 1: then one more thing.
Speaker 2: It's I've been writing like little notes to myself just
Speaker 2: to remind myself, like you're amazing, or you know, you
Speaker 2: were thinking that bad thought. That's a bad thought, that's
Speaker 2: not real.
Speaker 1: Where are you writing these notes?
Speaker 3: I'm like on paper, yeah, but like in like, do
Speaker 3: you have a book that's like dedicated to this so
Speaker 3: you can look through No, no.
Speaker 2: No, no, wherever I am, if I'm like home, if
Speaker 2: I'm like if I have like a little napkin or something,
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to remind myself that my thoughts are
Speaker 2: not real.
Speaker 1: Sis.
Speaker 3: I love this, except for like when you're out and
Speaker 3: you're doing it on a napkin, people might could think
Speaker 3: you crazy.
Speaker 1: That's fine. I want I want people to think. This
Speaker 1: is what I think you should. You should get a
Speaker 1: you should get a gratitude jar.
Speaker 3: You should get a jar, like a pretty jar from
Speaker 3: like the Dallar store near me has like really nice ones.
Speaker 3: And then you just like put little strips of paper
Speaker 3: and write a thing whatever your whatever you're reminding yourself,
Speaker 3: write these notes and then drop them in the jar. Girl,
Speaker 3: that's real Pinterest, real blogger on in Still, I've had
Speaker 3: this jar for three years and there are three pieces
Speaker 3: of paper in it.
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying so you can see it.
Speaker 3: Like, and if you're feeling away at any time, just
Speaker 3: pick one up, read it, throw back in the jar
Speaker 3: or throw it away that way, like because I'm asking
Speaker 3: where you're writing, Like where you're keeping these because you're
Speaker 3: writing them. But like when you feel away and raining,
Speaker 3: it doesn't make you feel better.
Speaker 1: You should be able to look back at what you wrote.
Speaker 2: Tso yeah, I'm just afraid that I'm gonna open the
Speaker 2: jar and I'm read this stuff and I'm like, damn,
Speaker 2: I was thinking that, or girl, what's going on?
Speaker 1: It's supposed to be positive stuff that I thought you
Speaker 1: were writing.
Speaker 2: No, I am writing positive set, but I'm also writing
Speaker 2: like the bad thought that I have to remind myself
Speaker 2: it's not real.
Speaker 3: Well, don't keep the bad stuff, keep the good stuff,
Speaker 3: put the good the positive things in there.
Speaker 2: Well, speaking of writing, oh my god, Yes, that we
Speaker 2: have today is the writer writer of the freaking year,
Speaker 2: like every great show that I'm like, oh, I'm really
Speaker 2: into that.
Speaker 1: She been on it.
Speaker 3: She had a Peabody Award. Okay, Twain literature. She brought
Speaker 3: the award to the pod today. She got a little pinned.
Speaker 1: I am. She's got a quill on the table, ink
Speaker 1: and everything.
Speaker 2: Yes, so she's she's a writer, she's a stand up
Speaker 2: she is moving to l a.
Speaker 1: Yes, she is our bad luck expert, though, give it
Speaker 1: up for me. Trudge your horri me, Trudge you're harry?
Speaker 1: Can I say right? Mitro Jahari mi Jhari.
Speaker 4: I wish I was. I wish I could bring a
Speaker 4: trophy around places with me.
Speaker 3: You should as when I when I win my Golden Glow,
Speaker 3: It's gonna be everywhere. It's going to be in the uber.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna save two seats. Somebody be like, I need
Speaker 3: a car for me and the award.
Speaker 2: Nah, I'm just gonna have it on my home screen,
Speaker 2: you know, and then drop my phone down.
Speaker 1: So, oh yeah, that's me mine. I'm gonna roll up,
Speaker 1: roll it up in like a yoga mat and just
Speaker 1: like carry it. But I never go to yoga. I'm like, ma'am,
Speaker 1: is that a golden Yes?
Speaker 3: It is also about it, Jay tim Ammy.
Speaker 1: She's working on that. He got right. That's gonna happen
Speaker 1: for for sure. Intro What does your name mean?
Speaker 4: My first name usually translates to something like friend or yeah,
Speaker 4: like and it's it's like translates in a few different
Speaker 4: languages to some variation of friend, and then last name
Speaker 4: Jihari is something like jeweler or something like that. Friend jeweler, friend,
Speaker 4: so jeweler friend, Jacob the Jeweler.
Speaker 1: Oh that's what you are. That's what your name, Jacob
Speaker 1: the Jeweler. I love it, Jeweler to the stars.
Speaker 4: My middle name is Joy MJJ.
Speaker 1: I like that, MJJ. So you're moving to l A
Speaker 1: mm hmmm. Are you excited about it?
Speaker 4: I am. I'm like in the middle of it right now,
Speaker 4: so I'm pretty miserable. But really just like going through
Speaker 4: all my ship and like sending it to myself.
Speaker 1: Are you moving everything? Are you selling stuff?
Speaker 4: I'm selling stuff and just like giving stuff away.
Speaker 1: Just give a stuff away? Would you give it away?
Speaker 3: How come you didn't bring them back? Love seat or
Speaker 3: coffee table is waiting.
Speaker 1: For us here if you want anything, No beautiful turtlenecks,
Speaker 1: because I know you got those, no accessories we.
Speaker 3: Can have.
Speaker 1: Come want and take your clothes off so we can
Speaker 1: take it right. I feel like you have vanity in
Speaker 1: your house.
Speaker 4: I want that.
Speaker 1: I don't have that.
Speaker 4: I don't have that, but I want that.
Speaker 1: I won't want you to have vanity.
Speaker 4: My room too small?
Speaker 1: Ah, get are you looking for lots? Like not even
Speaker 1: if there are lofts in lay.
Speaker 4: Me and Patty got a little house, which is like
Speaker 4: very exciting.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, pat yes, I'm here for that. Y'all
Speaker 1: got a pool? No pool? So y'all are friends and
Speaker 1: gonna be roommates. Yikes?
Speaker 4: Well we live together now, well like on and off,
Speaker 4: like she always stays with me. Patty has been traveling
Speaker 4: for like the past year, so yeah, we've been. We've
Speaker 4: been sleeping in the same bed for months, out of
Speaker 4: the air.
Speaker 2: Maria is the type that's like I feel like, even
Speaker 2: with dating somebody, you don't want anybody really sleeping like no.
Speaker 3: I mean I've been sleeping in a queen's eyes bed
Speaker 3: by myself for like, I don't know, ten years. I
Speaker 3: don't want to, Like I feel like when someone else
Speaker 3: is in the bed be hot. Like I can't really
Speaker 3: sleep like the snowflake that I am, Like I sleep
Speaker 3: like a starfish.
Speaker 4: I do not move. I sleep on my stomach, no pillow,
Speaker 4: face down pillow. It's so it's gross and I don't
Speaker 4: know support, no lumberport.
Speaker 1: I feel like Patty's the type that might want to snuggle.
Speaker 4: Though I'm a big snuggler. I love I love being
Speaker 4: in the same bed with somebody really friend or partner.
Speaker 1: With the man on or the ac running, or you just.
Speaker 4: Like a cracked window or something.
Speaker 2: Teach your Vbory went to DC and we had to
Speaker 2: share an air mattress. And when I tell you, the
Speaker 2: dread that was on Marie's face, like I gotta sleep with.
Speaker 1: This bitch, And I was all over the place because you.
Speaker 3: Sidney seems like somebody like I feel like if you
Speaker 3: look at us, you would feel like I sleep in
Speaker 3: like a little ball.
Speaker 1: And you know, Sydney sleeps wild, wild And this is
Speaker 1: the air mattress, mind you. And then didn't you pop
Speaker 1: the air mattress the air mattress.
Speaker 2: I was taking all the cover. Marie was like, oh,
Speaker 2: we're not doing this for two more nights.
Speaker 4: Sharing an air mattress is fuck an air mattress, solow
Speaker 4: is problematic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just like, it's just me in this bag
Speaker 1: of wind. Listen. I feel like me and will be
Speaker 1: fine in the bed, you know. So if I come
Speaker 1: visit you and.
Speaker 3: L yeah, I would suffocate each other. If you said
Speaker 3: this would both die some mother die together. Peabody Award,
Speaker 3: you know, like that old couple on the Titanic. You
Speaker 3: guys are just okay.
Speaker 4: That is beautiful. We're the band.
Speaker 1: We go Yeah, what are you.
Speaker 4: Gonna be putting down to the ship. I'll be violent
Speaker 4: on the base where he's been on a boat for
Speaker 4: an hour.
Speaker 3: I'm somebody who has picked up someone else's kid and
Speaker 3: is like she's all like, I'm the dude just like
Speaker 3: elbow and women in the face, Like, but I'm younger
Speaker 3: than that.
Speaker 1: So Mitra, you were you're like an expert of bad luck.
Speaker 1: Now how did this start? How did this happen?
Speaker 4: Like I think first one was a lot in high school.
Speaker 4: I injure myself a lot, like not a lot of
Speaker 4: bad stuff. That's usually my fault. So like, for example,
Speaker 4: I'm a soccer player. I played like from five till
Speaker 4: now and kind of like Beckham and I I I
Speaker 4: usually play like forward or mid and that's like who's
Speaker 4: shooting on goal? And I one time was getting like
Speaker 4: throttled by this chick.
Speaker 1: She kept like that sounds gay throttled.
Speaker 4: I was getting pounded out by this.
Speaker 3: Number nine, rattled by this chick that just kept pounding.
Speaker 4: Pounding, pounding, and she I got really upset and I
Speaker 4: took this. I took like the angriest shot on goal
Speaker 4: that I'd ever taken. It bounced off the goal post,
Speaker 4: hit me in the face, and when I came to,
Speaker 4: I was blind in one eye.
Speaker 1: Wait, you would right chaws and one eye?
Speaker 4: You were Stevie was actually about me.
Speaker 1: Wait, you hit the ball so hard that it bounced
Speaker 1: off the post. Hit you with hit you in the face.
Speaker 3: He didn't hit the girl that you were mad at
Speaker 3: in the face in the face. You're a blind and
Speaker 3: one eye blind eye.
Speaker 4: When I came to and one of them for two weeks,
Speaker 4: it was so scary. And so when I came to
Speaker 4: one of the parents on the sidelines, like came over
Speaker 4: and he was like, I'm a doctor. I'm a doctor,
Speaker 4: and yeah he I told him. I was like, I
Speaker 4: was crying. I was like, I can't see out of
Speaker 4: one of my eyes. And he's like, okay, well, it's
Speaker 4: either going to be an inflamed iris or detached retina.
Speaker 4: So if you have a.
Speaker 1: Detached I just like titched when you said.
Speaker 4: That, and he was like, if it's a detached retina,
Speaker 4: it's going to be like this forever, and so I'm
Speaker 4: just like hysterical.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you that right the whole time he's try.
Speaker 1: It might be a let me look look at my
Speaker 1: Google detached. So you're sobbing, sobbing, sobbing one eye.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And then it was like a lot of testing
Speaker 4: and all that kind of stuff, and it ended up
Speaker 4: being an inflamed iris. But for like years, one of
Speaker 4: my pupils was way bigger than the other.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. So people were like, are you high
Speaker 1: a little bit?
Speaker 4: A little bit?
Speaker 1: What did the eye look like? To other people?
Speaker 4: It looked pretty much the same, except for my my like, my.
Speaker 1: Pupil was so one black eye.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it really it was like you couldn't really see
Speaker 4: like the other parts of it was just the iris.
Speaker 1: So you could not see anything.
Speaker 4: No, and then gradually it came back and then it
Speaker 4: was like a finger sort of blocking the bottom half
Speaker 4: of my eye.
Speaker 1: And then when you phone screen and the camera clear,
Speaker 1: it's just like that.
Speaker 2: So when you were going out, did you go out
Speaker 2: while you had that one eye not working, because you'd
Speaker 2: be in the club and you're like, well, I.
Speaker 4: Was in high school, but but yeah, I was. I
Speaker 4: was pretty much just staying home in the dark. It
Speaker 4: was like, very sensitive.
Speaker 1: Is that what go out? I would just use it.
Speaker 3: I can't really death perception must have been trash. It
Speaker 3: was like were you walking into walls and stuff?
Speaker 4: I'm sure. I just remember being so scared the whole time.
Speaker 1: Terrified. I'm scared.
Speaker 2: I would lean into it. I would just want all
Speaker 2: the sympathy.
Speaker 1: I mean, I would really love if you guys could
Speaker 1: take me out, you know, because I'm like partially blind.
Speaker 1: Like since we're in third period right now, we'll text
Speaker 1: you after that. I'm like, can you just do the
Speaker 1: test for me? Because I can't really see you?
Speaker 4: Should I mean you can. It's something no one can
Speaker 4: prove it. You can do it.
Speaker 3: If I'm asking both of you guys, if you guys
Speaker 3: were blind and I for like life, would you do
Speaker 3: an eye patch or like a soup bang? Okay, would
Speaker 3: it be eyepatch or a leah swoop over the eye?
Speaker 4: Would you need it? Like if you're if you're blind.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I feel like I gotta do something dramatic. I feel
Speaker 3: like I feel like I would do an iPad.
Speaker 4: I would definitely do patch or not do bang because
Speaker 4: I got curly hair that looks fucked like.
Speaker 1: I feel like he would do a swoop bag. You
Speaker 1: would just wear color contacts, you know what. I'll just
Speaker 1: wear color to the lazy, to the man. I would
Speaker 1: just get blue contact, like you know, you know, you
Speaker 1: gotta be different.
Speaker 2: Just the sapphire eyes, amethysts, amethysts, purple, yeah, purple.
Speaker 4: I get you some purple color content. And that was
Speaker 4: a big thing in my high school. People loved those
Speaker 4: purple contents.
Speaker 3: But my brother had a pair I haven't, and we cried.
Speaker 3: We were laughing at him so hot. Peoplere like, your
Speaker 3: black ass. You think he thought he was Elizabeth Taylor.
Speaker 4: There were so many girls in my eyes who were like, no,
Speaker 4: these are just my eyes. This is just the way
Speaker 4: that I look.
Speaker 2: Well, I have them, and I got them from the
Speaker 2: beauty supply store, so they were a bootleg and they
Speaker 2: turned my eyes like bloodshot red.
Speaker 1: So I had.
Speaker 2: Purple eyelids, no purple eyes, and then everything around it
Speaker 2: was pink.
Speaker 1: And they were like, you look like a labrat. What's
Speaker 1: going on? You look crazy?
Speaker 4: Well you were, you were they were testing the product.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought you're gonna see you got them from
Speaker 3: New Street.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: I think my brother might have got his own Canel Street.
Speaker 3: I don't know how red his eyes got, but we laughed.
Speaker 3: He got like a bunch of colors. He got like gray,
Speaker 3: he got hate, and we were like, this is terrible.
Speaker 2: Why not you gotta you gotta try it. Don't kno
Speaker 2: get to you try it? Uh, So you got your
Speaker 2: vision back?
Speaker 4: Got vision back.
Speaker 1: Then.
Speaker 4: The next one was I I was getting Uh. I
Speaker 4: was making cookies when I was in high school. As
Speaker 4: was rough for.
Speaker 1: You are you while you were making these cookies?
Speaker 4: I was not, which will uh? I wish I was
Speaker 4: because you'll okay. So I was getting I was holding
Speaker 4: the cookie the cookie sheet, trying to get the cookies off,
Speaker 4: and they were a little bit burnt. And I had
Speaker 4: a metal spatula and I jammed the metal spat like
Speaker 4: this actually got stuck. I jammed it into my finger
Speaker 4: the other hand. Yeah, on the other hand, so like
Speaker 4: blunt force trauma, and it I got cut open and
Speaker 4: I I didn't really like it happened. It was so
Speaker 4: hard and so like fast, so fast that I didn't
Speaker 4: really feel anything.
Speaker 1: So you got blood on the cookies, got blood on
Speaker 1: the cookies, just not all. So I was eating the
Speaker 1: cookies and my mom came into.
Speaker 4: The living room and she was like, uh, what's going on.
Speaker 4: It was like bleeding profusely and these cookies is cute.
Speaker 4: I was like, no, it's no big deal, it's fine.
Speaker 4: I like cut myself on this Bachelor whatever, it's fine.
Speaker 4: And I was like gushing blood and my mom was like,
Speaker 4: we have to go to the hospital. And I was like,
Speaker 4: I don't know, and it was fine. So I like
Speaker 4: got her to take me to Wendy's on the way
Speaker 4: to the hospital and then we got there. By the
Speaker 4: time he got there, was in like agonizing painter had
Speaker 4: I like cut it like.
Speaker 1: All the way to the bone.
Speaker 4: I needed six stitches. I still have the scar.
Speaker 1: It's okay. But what kind of cookies were you making? Yeah,
Speaker 1: with the chocolate chip or oat Mi chocolate chip. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean that's worth it.
Speaker 3: That's worth it. Do you remember what you got from
Speaker 3: Wendy's on the way that I remember?
Speaker 4: I got to mcflury and fries and dipped in the
Speaker 4: mcflurry yes, yes, yes, oh yeah, frosty.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I've been thinking about mcflury's a lot recently.
Speaker 1: Do they still make me.
Speaker 4: They still do an extra OREO. I've been really wanting one.
Speaker 4: I can't do dairy really right now.
Speaker 1: None of us can. We're not really supposed to be
Speaker 1: having we're not.
Speaker 4: And I I'm trying to just I'm trying to actually
Speaker 4: listen to my body and not force dairy into it.
Speaker 1: Oh, you get a mentality right now.
Speaker 4: It's because I keep fucking like shitting my pants. Okay,
Speaker 4: So this is another one one time. So there's two
Speaker 4: of them.
Speaker 1: Many times.
Speaker 4: That's too many times, I know. Yeah, I have no idea.
Speaker 4: And so I was walking out of this. The first
Speaker 4: time was when I was walking out of my boyfriend
Speaker 4: at the time, his place. Okay, it was like New
Speaker 4: Year's Eve twenty sixteen.
Speaker 1: So the anniversary is upon us.
Speaker 4: Oh, the anniversary is upon us. And I'm walking out
Speaker 4: of the place, and then like a block away from
Speaker 4: his apartment, I ship my pants and it's like freezing outside.
Speaker 1: Wait, wow, were you on dria? Yeah? No, I have
Speaker 1: cheese pizza, Like, what's up.
Speaker 4: I really don't remember what led to it. I just
Speaker 4: remember being like this had never happened to me before,
Speaker 4: and I was like.
Speaker 3: I don't know, Oh, this is what happened, you needed
Speaker 3: to poop real bad. You didn't want to poop it
Speaker 3: his house because you were like, oh, he go, no,
Speaker 3: I took a dump in here.
Speaker 1: Let me went home.
Speaker 3: And then you know, the closer you get to your house,
Speaker 3: the more you feel it. And it must have been
Speaker 3: like right around the corner from your house.
Speaker 4: I was half an hour walk away from my house.
Speaker 1: Walking you get a caboo. I said it was cold.
Speaker 4: It was cold New Year's he's in a skirt and
Speaker 4: tights or.
Speaker 1: Like tragedy, tragedy. It was fucked.
Speaker 2: So you know what, that's the best thing to do
Speaker 2: if you have tight because it's tight, you know it
Speaker 2: just it's in there.
Speaker 3: It's slowly sliding down, your sliding sliding.
Speaker 4: So I was like, okay, well I can't go back
Speaker 4: up there.
Speaker 2: I hold on what kind of stool was it? Was
Speaker 2: it hard or was it? So you need to get
Speaker 2: some more vegetables in your life.
Speaker 4: I mean, I've made some significant changes since. It really
Speaker 4: put a lot of stuff into perspective because the moment
Speaker 4: that happened, I was like, oh, mortality is upon me.
Speaker 4: I cannot control my body. Everything is deteriorating. I'm not
Speaker 4: in control or or.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I might be getting into your business
Speaker 2: too much. But if you had did like anal that week,
Speaker 2: you know, direct them is not that strong.
Speaker 4: Sadly a little loose, sadly, just diet had not been
Speaker 4: ass fucked.
Speaker 3: So but so what do you do because I feel
Speaker 3: like I'm not getting an uper is gonna not I'm.
Speaker 1: Not getting this New Year's Eve. You can't get it cacked.
Speaker 4: And I was like, I gotta go home and I
Speaker 4: got to like get ready for New Year's So I
Speaker 4: this is like during the day I was leaving my
Speaker 4: boyfriend's place.
Speaker 1: You took you pulled your pants when the sun was up.
Speaker 4: The sun was up.
Speaker 1: This was during the day, This was during the this
Speaker 1: is a nightmare.
Speaker 4: It was nightmare. And so I'm like it was over
Speaker 4: by like the Graham l So I was like, okay,
Speaker 4: no Variety coffee has like an alone bathroom, Like I
Speaker 4: can be alone in a bathroom.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: So I go there crying, obviously crying because I was
Speaker 4: like I already eliminated the option to go upstairs. I'm
Speaker 4: not gonna go upstairs.
Speaker 3: No, you can't go back to his house and be like,
Speaker 3: hey left something in the bathroom and then jump in
Speaker 3: his shower with all your clothes.
Speaker 1: Why not how long have you guys put you guys together?
Speaker 4: We I mean this was like that we've been together
Speaker 4: for like almost a year at this bitch. If you
Speaker 4: don't know you've been take this doodoo this well I
Speaker 4: know now I know. And then that if I if
Speaker 4: you can't go back in the house when you ship yourself,
Speaker 4: then they're not You're not meant to be a year.
Speaker 1: It's not even about being meant to be, Like we've
Speaker 1: been banging for a year, like you know me.
Speaker 3: I know I've I've fartied in the bed like I'm
Speaker 3: sure you've seen his kid marks.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know reason why.
Speaker 4: I should have accepted the morning sign that it was
Speaker 4: not not the match he had a roommate.
Speaker 2: Listen, this is the true test on your ship on yourself.
Speaker 2: Then go back to your man's place. If he takes
Speaker 2: you open arms, y'all are meant to be?
Speaker 1: I know that is I love. I do know what
Speaker 1: you du that's cool with me? Do in my pants?
Speaker 1: That's not my type.
Speaker 2: No, But what if if he's like, oh my god, babe,
Speaker 2: are you okay? Let me help do you want me
Speaker 2: to do you want me to wipe from front to back?
Speaker 3: No, No, Sydney, that's not the man for me. He
Speaker 3: gonna say that in his vows. But we're gonna be
Speaker 3: in front of all our friends and family, and he's
Speaker 3: gonna be at the Altar leg I'll take you even
Speaker 3: when you poop your pants.
Speaker 1: Yeah're gonna be like Mari pooping her pain.
Speaker 2: That's great, first of all, but in order for it
Speaker 2: to be for sickness or health, listen, that's the sickness
Speaker 2: in my pants.
Speaker 4: It's a sickness.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I go into variety coffee sobbing, I use dish
Speaker 4: soap like that are handsome, sorry, hands not in But
Speaker 4: like I was like, I gotta get it off the legs, like.
Speaker 3: So, how far did it? Because everyone listening needs the vision, I.
Speaker 4: Would say, like, uh, like upper thigh because it's tight,
Speaker 4: so like it was sitting there. It was sitting there.
Speaker 4: So I threw the tights in, the underwear away and
Speaker 4: eye I'm in this short little like you had no skirt, no,
Speaker 4: and I didn't have anything with me because I wasn't
Speaker 4: anticipating shitting myself.
Speaker 2: So you're so the So the Labia was exposed to
Speaker 2: the elements, exposed, the absolutely exposed.
Speaker 4: I'm crying. I called my friend. I was like walking back,
Speaker 4: and then I realized that I had forgotten my keys,
Speaker 4: and so I had to wait for my friend, for Catherine,
Speaker 4: we were living together at the time, Cohen to to
Speaker 4: let me into the place. So it was a long time. Wait.
Speaker 1: Did you walk half an hour to your apartment? Yes?
Speaker 1: In a skirt with no draw one.
Speaker 3: Yes, Well you're not afraid that you're going to just
Speaker 3: be spraying poop out of the skirt.
Speaker 4: I felt like it had it was over.
Speaker 1: Got everything out because if you because listen, if you're
Speaker 1: shooting yourself, you will. I'm as well, let let's the
Speaker 1: rest out. You know, you got wow back.
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: Wait, were they expensive with their Wolford because I'd be
Speaker 1: mad if they were like one hundred dollars tis. I
Speaker 1: was like, well, we're gonna have to preserve this.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, they were like they
Speaker 4: were like Walt full on, like Dwayne Reid.
Speaker 1: Oh girl, how did they even hold the doodle? Those
Speaker 1: things left and right?
Speaker 3: Wait, so you don't have one. It wasn't leggings. It
Speaker 3: was like legitimate stock it was it was stocking.
Speaker 1: She had pooping on your feet.
Speaker 4: Honey, it was it was dark.
Speaker 1: No, no, next next door, next door, we got that's
Speaker 1: a lot. Oh my god, did you tell anybody that
Speaker 1: you pooped your pants?
Speaker 4: I mean I told people later.
Speaker 3: I you were like like now eighteen.
Speaker 4: I needed I needed time to like feel okay about
Speaker 4: myself again.
Speaker 3: But honestly, I'm looking at you in a different lay
Speaker 3: of course. I mean it happened three years ago.
Speaker 4: Just know that. Yeah, well know that, I'm I'm I'm
Speaker 4: past it.
Speaker 1: It made you strong because it happened again.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it did happen again in a party city.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, So you're looking for costumes.
Speaker 4: So this one actually even worse than the stockings one,
Speaker 4: Let's get it because I had worn athletic shorts that
Speaker 4: day and gone commando and I shipped myself in party city.
Speaker 1: What is in your diet? Friend? A lot of corn?
Speaker 1: What's up? Like? Why a fiber?
Speaker 4: I could not I could not tell you what it was.
Speaker 4: My Well, it was my friend's bachelorette weekend and a
Speaker 4: wedding weekend. So like I had been drinking a lot
Speaker 4: of you.
Speaker 1: Like yo, tequila makes the stomach just not Yeah.
Speaker 4: It was so it was so dark, I mean, but
Speaker 4: great pop it was dark. No, no, the emotionally dark.
Speaker 4: It was emotionally dark to be in that space.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you had all some athletic shorts.
Speaker 3: What I think those I think like small joggers with
Speaker 3: like the like the high cut like on the side,
Speaker 3: and like they have like those sewn in white breasts.
Speaker 4: Yes, it was a small jogger with a built in underwear.
Speaker 1: Friend my friends like.
Speaker 4: And they were tight too, And I never I never
Speaker 4: go commando, Like this is like the maybe the first.
Speaker 1: Time you need to start traveling with an extra set
Speaker 1: of drums.
Speaker 4: Well now now I know.
Speaker 1: But yeah, but would the panties make a difference, like
Speaker 1: you would have shipped on everything. No, I feel like
Speaker 1: the shorts.
Speaker 3: No, I need like a full costume change. It's built
Speaker 3: in draw like panty. But they're loose.
Speaker 4: They're loose, they're they're not meant to be worn alone.
Speaker 3: But right, Yeah, So so okay, first of all, what
Speaker 3: were you looking for?
Speaker 4: I was looking for like fun bachelorette party.
Speaker 1: It was worth Dick straws. Okay, great, got it.
Speaker 3: And you're looking through and you had no warning or
Speaker 3: you just like you were like, oh, I feel little funny.
Speaker 4: I like wasn't feeling great, but I was just like,
Speaker 4: I think I'm just tired. I'm traveling, and like there'd
Speaker 4: been a wedding and then back to back. There was
Speaker 4: going to be that in a bachelorette party, so you.
Speaker 1: Know, so what I was feeling, what I were you
Speaker 1: in when? Is that? I was?
Speaker 4: I was looking at Lais like hawaii am I remember
Speaker 4: standing by because I just was like I was like, wow,
Speaker 4: like party city smells so bad.
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh my, oh you didn't even
Speaker 3: realize that you got to get your butt tightened.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's fuck you gotta do.
Speaker 4: It's not okay.
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 4: I'm not in control?
Speaker 3: Wait what happened? You cooped yourself? And then what happened?
Speaker 3: You walked home like squished.
Speaker 4: I went into the single cell bathroom at the party city,
Speaker 4: locked myself in and washed my shorts in the sink.
Speaker 1: And then did they have like a little dryer? You
Speaker 1: were like yes, and they're not, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.
Speaker 4: I was in there for a full like at least
Speaker 4: twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, absolutely, ma'am. Hello, are you okay? If you're
Speaker 1: not buying anything, you have to leave? Yeah?
Speaker 4: What And I did finish the transaction because I was like,
Speaker 4: I'm not going to come back return.
Speaker 1: To the scene.
Speaker 2: No, imagine you buy stuff because you just like I
Speaker 2: just should in on myself and in the bathroom, so
Speaker 2: I have to buy something also. Okay, so this is
Speaker 2: because for the visual listeners, So you're watching your doodoo
Speaker 2: shorts in the sink?
Speaker 3: Are you having to smush some of the poop down?
Speaker 3: Because not sanitary?
Speaker 1: Friends right now?
Speaker 4: But what else? What else?
Speaker 1: What? What do all in that sink? You're a poopoo expert,
Speaker 1: It's what you are, expert. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I would never want to have sex because I would
Speaker 2: be afraid that something was going on my bone was
Speaker 2: just gonna open up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I have.
Speaker 4: I think I've got my my wife a little more
Speaker 4: figured out.
Speaker 1: Now, Okay, it is dark and moving forward.
Speaker 3: Okay, just before every time you leave your house, just
Speaker 3: maybe in a little zip bag, throw some clean draws
Speaker 3: in it just in case.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just back up.
Speaker 4: Okay, I have another uh this uh, this is much
Speaker 4: more recent. I got a migraine for the first time.
Speaker 4: I've never had a migraine before.
Speaker 1: They're terrible.
Speaker 4: They're terrible, and I and I didn't know what was happening.
Speaker 4: I like, I'm really don't even get headaches very often,
Speaker 4: and I was, but it was all the stuff like
Speaker 4: look like the next day, I was like, oh, I
Speaker 4: think that's what that was. I was having, Like I
Speaker 4: was sensitive delight, I was really nauseous and like just
Speaker 4: and then I had I was going to see my
Speaker 4: friend's family took me to see that Harry Potter Broadway play.
Speaker 4: They like had an extra ticket. It was so nice.
Speaker 4: It was like it was it was great.
Speaker 3: You're not going to drag it, okay, she said nice
Speaker 3: because when women call men nice, that means they're ugly.
Speaker 1: They're like, well they tried, You're You're like, oh, when
Speaker 1: your friends are like and you're like, he's he's really nice,
Speaker 1: he's alive.
Speaker 3: Yeah, nice, that means he's ugly.
Speaker 4: I loved it because, like, for a couple of reasons,
Speaker 4: I just had like a really like major loss that week,
Speaker 4: and it was very nice to go see something very
Speaker 4: like familiar and just spend the day doing that and
Speaker 4: like a new story within like a childhood that the
Speaker 4: thing that was important.
Speaker 1: To me, So you were just happy to be this.
Speaker 4: Really you didn't pay, so I did not pay, and
Speaker 4: like the production value is like crazy, Like it's just
Speaker 4: it's like it's just a huge spectacle. It was really
Speaker 4: it was.
Speaker 1: Is that show still on Broadway? M hmm, okay, I've
Speaker 1: never seen any of that many movies.
Speaker 4: It was really fun.
Speaker 1: Do your friends have extra tickets?
Speaker 3: I don't like extra extra, extra tooth likes.
Speaker 1: I'll see loose tickets.
Speaker 4: I'll make a call like your bet so you're you're
Speaker 4: I'm having I'm on my way to see Harry Potter
Speaker 4: and I'm like in Times Square and I get out
Speaker 4: of the I take a lift because I was feeling
Speaker 4: sick and I knew that I was gonna throw up.
Speaker 4: I was like, I just know that this is going
Speaker 4: to happen. I need to find a bathroom. I feel
Speaker 4: so fucking sick. I'm running around Times Square.
Speaker 1: Why did you just throw up? Out? It's Time Square?
Speaker 1: It was dirty. Well, everybody's always thrown up.
Speaker 4: You'll see.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 4: So the only trash cans I can find like the
Speaker 4: male slot ones, so you have to like pull open
Speaker 4: and it's like at a little bucket. So I'm not
Speaker 4: going to throw up there. Then I go into like
Speaker 4: the Europa Cafe. There's a million person line. I was like,
Speaker 4: I need to and then I just ran out and
Speaker 4: I was like, oh my god. So I'm like, you
Speaker 4: know what, I'm actually just gonna get in line for
Speaker 4: the show and I'll just throw up when I get
Speaker 4: in there. I think I'm feeling okay.
Speaker 1: You think you can wait that long?
Speaker 4: I was like I sort of felt like I felt
Speaker 4: the panic go down a little bit and I was like, okay,
Speaker 4: let's see this moment. Just get inside the place.
Speaker 1: We know you don't really have control of your body
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, so, you know how. So I go
Speaker 4: see my friend and six of her family members give
Speaker 4: her a hug. She's like, how are you doing. It's like,
Speaker 4: I'm really good. I'm gonna throw up. And then I
Speaker 4: threw up on the street in front of her whole
Speaker 4: family and one hundred fifty people in line for Harry Potter.
Speaker 1: And then you just be like she's pregnant, you know now.
Speaker 1: Then you're just like wiping your face and.
Speaker 4: I was like water, yeah, I was like And then
Speaker 4: we went for a walk and I was like, I'm
Speaker 4: really scared. I don't think they're going to let me in.
Speaker 4: And then there are two entrances, like different parts of
Speaker 4: the streets. We just got in line at the other edge.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I feel like that in New York City people
Speaker 2: are always throwing up.
Speaker 1: It's totally fine, it's nothing new.
Speaker 4: Nobody like make it. There's nowhere to go.
Speaker 3: I was like, would you not just throw up on?
Speaker 3: Like planning to throw up in the street is what
Speaker 3: I'm saying. Like I didn't want between two buildings.
Speaker 1: She's a classy woman. Yeah she shits in her pants,
Speaker 1: but she doesn't throw up. Okay, she's not not published that. Okay,
Speaker 1: she was raised better than that.
Speaker 4: I'm scared. I'm so scarred. I was like, I can't.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to save myself from those situations.
Speaker 3: I feel like I've only ever thrown up sober in public.
Speaker 3: I think I was gonna say once, but I think
Speaker 3: it was twice.
Speaker 1: Now were you hungover?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 1: Didn't you throw up in the train station? I threw up?
Speaker 3: I and you cause I feel it. You feel when
Speaker 3: you're about You're like, oh no, I'm abut to throw up.
Speaker 3: You had to get off the train because like smells
Speaker 3: and I was hungover and I was on my period.
Speaker 3: That's what That's what it was. So like smells and
Speaker 3: colors and people talking with busy mess you'll have a
Speaker 3: bad period, I mean I did that day. Yeah, And
Speaker 3: I jumped off the train and I threw up in
Speaker 3: the garbage and then I was like, Oh, the train
Speaker 3: is still here, I.
Speaker 1: Can get back on.
Speaker 3: But the moment that I was thinking about was I
Speaker 3: think I was going to an audition or something. And
Speaker 3: I wasn't hungover and I wasn't sick. I just felt
Speaker 3: funny and I was in I was on the like
Speaker 3: in Greenwich Village or something like that, and just it
Speaker 3: was like a little construction area.
Speaker 1: I threw up kept it moving, and.
Speaker 3: It was like a bunch of dudes like working across
Speaker 3: the street that were just like watching me walk away.
Speaker 3: And somebody was like, that's nasty, and I was like,
Speaker 3: you're nasty.
Speaker 1: I'm pregnant. Yeah, that's what happened.
Speaker 2: I threw up in a cab during the day and
Speaker 2: the guy was so nice because he thought like, oh,
Speaker 2: you're just pregnant, Like it's fine.
Speaker 1: And he threw the cab or you threw a hanging
Speaker 1: out the window in the cab. I wasn't in an uber,
Speaker 1: it was a yellow cab. But oh.
Speaker 2: He was like, oh, you know what, just take care
Speaker 2: of yourself to get something to eat. I know you
Speaker 2: and the baby are going through a lot.
Speaker 1: He's like, I know you're probably a single mom, and
Speaker 1: I picked you up from Harlem, so I know you're
Speaker 1: doing bad.
Speaker 2: Wait, have you ever threw up and pooped at the
Speaker 2: same time that happened to me?
Speaker 1: I don't think food poisoning.
Speaker 4: I oh, I haven't had food poisoning.
Speaker 1: I've never had it. You've had everything else at all.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, I'm surprised. I have not had food poison.
Speaker 1: What's the what's the next story?
Speaker 4: I got? I got all the main ones. Uh oh yeah,
Speaker 4: I ship only blood at work one time.
Speaker 1: Whoa, that's not doodoo, that's you're just dying. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4: This was when I was at Full Frontal.
Speaker 1: Front Samantha by that show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, and I it was like the my it
Speaker 4: was the first it was we were it was the
Speaker 4: first day of work. It was the first safe work
Speaker 4: and we were going to It was like this crazy
Speaker 4: few weeks because we were filming an episode that was
Speaker 4: like taking we were filming it on a bus and
Speaker 4: then the next week we're going to the Republican National Convention.
Speaker 4: In the following week we're going to the Democratic National time.
Speaker 1: That would blood too. So I was like.
Speaker 4: The most stressed I'd ever been in my life. And
Speaker 4: I was like, are like a person had just left
Speaker 4: the show and so there was just like a lot
Speaker 4: of like extra work to do and picking up that
Speaker 4: slack and so everyone was just freaking the fuck out
Speaker 4: and it was all new stuff. And then I went
Speaker 4: to the bathroom and I was like I looked down
Speaker 4: and it was just blood.
Speaker 1: And I was like, sure it wasn't beats.
Speaker 2: If you had beats that day, Okay, because I've been
Speaker 2: there many times, You're like, am I.
Speaker 1: Beats will turn your pee even like a little bit radio.
Speaker 4: Just definitely.
Speaker 1: But that morning you had done anal Yes, So that morning, oh.
Speaker 4: Yes, I forgot.
Speaker 1: Oh you forgot the astro glide quite dry. It happened
Speaker 1: to all of us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you've had a hard time with the butt,
Speaker 2: But I feel like there is some positives, Like you've
Speaker 2: written for a lot of ships.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you poop, but you're employed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, my body is completely disintegrating from the inside out.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, if something is happening, have you gone
Speaker 3: to the doctor to figure out, like after you pooped blood?
Speaker 1: Did you?
Speaker 4: I did finally go to like a just a primary
Speaker 4: care doctor.
Speaker 1: After that.
Speaker 4: I'm really like, I'm really bad about like maintenance sis.
Speaker 1: Me too, but all of us. You got to listen
Speaker 1: to your body.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that wasn't enough for me to be like
Speaker 4: I should I should have like a primary care physician.
Speaker 1: You had any shirts? You're right? Yeah, m w g A.
Speaker 3: So I'm on that insurance, ok, Writers Guild of Where America.
Speaker 1: So you should definitely be checking out that. But every
Speaker 1: other month.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so things are better, Things are okay. But it
Speaker 4: was just it was just stress. They were like, if
Speaker 4: this keeps happening, you need to go to the hospital.
Speaker 4: But I think this is stress.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't know that was a thing. I didn't
Speaker 1: know that was effective stress.
Speaker 3: I'm stressed. I should be pooping blood. Yeah, my buddy
Speaker 3: is perfect.
Speaker 4: What do you do for your sleep? Because I have
Speaker 4: really terrible, terrible sleep and like habits, not really sleep habits,
Speaker 4: but if I'm anxious, I I've been sleeping like four
Speaker 4: hours a night for the past few weeks because I'm
Speaker 4: about to move and I'm so worried about that, Like
Speaker 4: what do you do to let me.
Speaker 1: Tell you what I've been drying?
Speaker 3: This is well because when I was a kid, it
Speaker 3: would take me forever to fall asleep. Now I can't
Speaker 3: stay asleep. Yeah, so i'd like listen to music. I
Speaker 3: have you done like ASMR, Like I tried that.
Speaker 1: Melatonin is good. I really I.
Speaker 3: Don't take anything because I don't want to have to
Speaker 3: like depend.
Speaker 4: On well, I'm I'm I'm really scared of pills.
Speaker 1: I don't like melotonin.
Speaker 4: Is melotonin?
Speaker 1: I do you just drop?
Speaker 4: I like melotonin because I would never do like a
Speaker 4: sleeping pill, just because I know that. Like I'm a
Speaker 4: really obsessive, like addicted person, So I.
Speaker 1: Say, do that. So how does the It's just that
Speaker 1: you get this at the drug store.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can just get it at like yeah, you
Speaker 4: can just get it at a drug store like a
Speaker 4: Pole Foods or whatever.
Speaker 1: And to take these drops and you take one or two.
Speaker 4: You can do drops, you can do pills. I do
Speaker 4: the pills just because that's just what I buy. And hm,
Speaker 4: it's just it just like helps you. It helps me
Speaker 4: at least like get through a night. And I don't
Speaker 4: do it like every night. But if I'm like I've
Speaker 4: had like three days in a row where I just
Speaker 4: cannot fucking stay asleep, I take one.
Speaker 1: And you gotta sleep. It's so important. I mean, what
Speaker 1: the thing that I've.
Speaker 3: Been doing is I'll smoke some Indica before I brush
Speaker 3: my teeth and then just hope that like it makes
Speaker 3: me fall asleep.
Speaker 4: CBD helped me a little bit too. I still prefer melotonin,
Speaker 4: but because I don't, like, I don't like to smoke.
Speaker 4: I'm not I'm not like a big weed person, but
Speaker 4: I like doing CBD because it just like I like,
Speaker 4: I like stuff that like guides you to sleep without
Speaker 4: making you do it. It just like relaxes relaxes you
Speaker 4: a little bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because I'm trying, Like I what I've what
Speaker 3: I've also been doing is like I'll get in the
Speaker 3: bed with my laptop and like watch something until I
Speaker 3: fall asleep. But I don't want to. I don't like
Speaker 3: I'm trying to have like a laptop free, phone free.
Speaker 4: Bacause that's that's like that contributes to bad sleep too.
Speaker 3: The screens, well, I'm not I won't watch, I'll put
Speaker 3: it on and I'll listen. Yeah, Like last night I
Speaker 3: was watching Blue Planet on Netflix.
Speaker 4: Oh and you know what. You know what helped me
Speaker 4: too is like having having something in your room that
Speaker 4: like hums all night. Like I have a I have
Speaker 4: like a humidifier.
Speaker 1: In my Yeah the humanifier doesn't hum, but the fan does.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's good having having, just like or people people
Speaker 4: really love. I don't have this, but people love like
Speaker 4: white noise machines and stuff just to.
Speaker 3: Have, Like there's a there's an app for that too,
Speaker 3: Like you'll have like rainforest sounds, like, oh yeah, I've
Speaker 3: matched it to get to it.
Speaker 1: There's like stuff like that on Spotify, like sleep Sounds.
Speaker 3: I was listening to the rainforest yesterday, but the birds
Speaker 3: were too loud that I can't like they were like
Speaker 3: and you're like this monkey gotta go. I mean, I
Speaker 3: don't know, but I do like the sound of the rain.
Speaker 3: And when I lived in La I missed the rain. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because like I'm because it's nice every day. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: you're like I gotta go outside, Okay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm from I'm from Ohio, so I'm like very
Speaker 4: used to like constantly changing weather. Yeah, so that'll be
Speaker 4: an adjustment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, February winter in LA. You're gonna be happy.
Speaker 3: Happy, Absolutely, you're gonna be happy, Like we gonna be
Speaker 3: walking through the snow and you're gonna be like, look
Speaker 3: at me.
Speaker 1: In my tank top.
Speaker 2: But like the thing about stress is like it doesn't
Speaker 2: matter about the weather, Like if you just stress, it's
Speaker 2: just gonna happen.
Speaker 1: So like, yeah, and you are in a lot.
Speaker 2: Of writer's rooms, so I'm sure that is stressful as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I realized that, like I well, I
Speaker 4: realized first of all that I like, I mean, all
Speaker 4: this stuff I told you about definitely led to it.
Speaker 4: But like working in a at a desk all day
Speaker 4: it's so bad for your body, and just knowing that, like, oh,
Speaker 4: I like when I was like I was a job
Speaker 4: last summer that I couldn't sit for more than ten
Speaker 4: minutes at a time because my back hurts so bad.
Speaker 3: It was you were stressed because you're like I deserve more.
Speaker 4: Well, it's just like watching the news all the time
Speaker 4: was part of it. But also just sitting hunched over
Speaker 4: all day so fucking bad body.
Speaker 1: Screen is not good for your eyes, not.
Speaker 4: So just like taking the initiative to be like, Okay,
Speaker 4: my body is breaking down. I'm twenty five, I'm in
Speaker 4: agony all the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and just being like, oh, if I go to
Speaker 4: the gym and do like any amount of work at
Speaker 4: all and have like core strength, I will not be
Speaker 4: in pain all the time.
Speaker 3: You think I should get a standing desk or one
Speaker 3: of those like ball things that people sit on to
Speaker 3: like force them to sit straight.
Speaker 4: I did get one of those chairs, and then I
Speaker 4: was like, well, I'm still like weak and in pain.
Speaker 4: I could just work out and I'm not like shit vegetables.
Speaker 3: Huh, let's talk about the diet. Do you eat out
Speaker 3: a lot? It sounds like you really like Wendy's and
Speaker 3: make flirry.
Speaker 4: I'm really not a fast food person here, just because
Speaker 4: it's not convenient. Like if i'm if, I'm still going
Speaker 4: to be like walking to get somewhere somewhere eat something
Speaker 4: that doesn't make me feel bad. I'm not like a big,
Speaker 4: like foody person. I really am.
Speaker 3: So what like, on a on a regular day, what
Speaker 3: would you like would you get up and have breakfast
Speaker 3: at your house?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I mean it depends, like if I am when I
Speaker 4: am like working on something, I like, it's hard for
Speaker 4: me to think about anything else.
Speaker 1: You've seem very on the go, you know, like you
Speaker 1: let me grab a go girt.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm really like, food is not a priority for me.
Speaker 3: Your body is literally starving and bleeding out the butt
Speaker 3: should I.
Speaker 4: Am like really trying to be better about it, but
Speaker 4: it's more just like something that I have to do
Speaker 4: and not something that I enjoy.
Speaker 1: And I'm trying to eat this. Uh do you drink water?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 1: Can we talk.
Speaker 4: About the water? I do? I do drink water?
Speaker 1: Looks great? Ye're not dry? Yeah, it looks hair looks healthy.
Speaker 4: I went to Diva Curl for the first time and
Speaker 4: got Diva Curl is like this place is like Diva Sean.
Speaker 4: They're like they're they're like just for curly hair. And
Speaker 4: I've never I guess I've just never had a good
Speaker 4: haircut before. Okay, and this woman like goes they like
Speaker 4: go curl by Curl and it's just for curly hair.
Speaker 1: And how much did a haircut cost?
Speaker 4: Nine dollars? It varies like on their website it was
Speaker 4: like from eighty five to like one hundred and seventy
Speaker 4: five or something.
Speaker 1: That's terrible, especially if you're not really getting haircuts like that,
Speaker 1: you got to treat yourself.
Speaker 4: It was so nice and so worth it because it
Speaker 4: like changed the texture and like volume of my hair.
Speaker 4: Like they go to people who know what they're doing, yeah,
Speaker 4: and I never do.
Speaker 1: Sure is a very messy bun type individual. It's like,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna throw it up, you know, I'm just
Speaker 1: riding and whatnot. No, baby, I'm just gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 1: toss it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe throw a scrunchy, like a real yesterday, a
Speaker 3: thick white scrunchy.
Speaker 1: Yesterday, I said, Sis, what are we doing?
Speaker 4: I'm a scrunchy girl because I have a big, curly hair.
Speaker 4: But it's also really fine. So it's like the little
Speaker 4: the little elastics don't hold it. But I need I
Speaker 4: need something right now.
Speaker 3: Let me see, I got a little one right now.
Speaker 3: Mitra is the type to put a pant on our hair, talking.
Speaker 1: About like.
Speaker 3: Side like the ones that people were in the nineties
Speaker 3: like won full House.
Speaker 1: Those are the like the thick, yes white.
Speaker 4: That is my my my go to scrunched fabric.
Speaker 3: Somebody sent me on the train ones and they gave
Speaker 3: me a card and they were like it was for
Speaker 3: a curly hair salon and they're like, we specialize in
Speaker 3: curl like cutting and washing. And I was like, well
Speaker 3: this is a week sir so.
Speaker 1: But I took the card.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh wow, thank you. I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm not paying two hundred dollars for a haircut. But
Speaker 3: how often do you get your haircut?
Speaker 4: I don't go very often. I go like, I mean,
Speaker 4: I'm really lazy about it.
Speaker 3: So I think we're technically supposed to go. Somebody said
Speaker 3: like every three or four months.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I probably do. Like I probably get my
Speaker 4: haircut like twice a year, not very often.
Speaker 1: You're very cash, you know, you just like we'll get
Speaker 1: there sitting. How often do you get your hair trimmed?
Speaker 3: Right? What?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm not good at taking care of
Speaker 2: my hair. I'm using throwing hats with hair on it,
Speaker 2: so I'm not really in the hat.
Speaker 1: But the hair is like part of the hand. Hmm.
Speaker 1: I'm not really into maintaining.
Speaker 2: But whenever I do get my hair, it's like, oh wow,
Speaker 2: I still have hair on top of my head.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't. I don't take care it looks good.
Speaker 3: Every time you post like the blowouts and stuff on Instagram, I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, wow, the how they can help you.
Speaker 2: No, but like we got to take care of ourselves
Speaker 2: and our bodies.
Speaker 1: We deserve it.
Speaker 2: I mean, when we get fifty, it's gonna show that
Speaker 2: we did not put.
Speaker 1: In the time we really trying. You are, I see it?
Speaker 4: You know this this year has been the year that
Speaker 4: I've been trying, just like going to the gym, eating better,
Speaker 4: but also just like yeah, like I'm like, oh, I
Speaker 4: want to like spend money on stuff that makes me
Speaker 4: feel nice, and.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like we're at that age now where
Speaker 3: we deserve, like and we're working.
Speaker 1: We're all working hard like we deserve Like, oh I
Speaker 1: saw this, I like it. I'm buying it for myself.
Speaker 4: I And there's like such a sense of shame about that,
Speaker 4: like my my my dad is an immigrant and like
Speaker 4: everything was successive.
Speaker 3: Are you a daughter of immigrants? And that's what they
Speaker 3: make us feel like.
Speaker 4: So like going to therapy was a big deal for me,
Speaker 4: Like I've been going to therapy this year and that
Speaker 4: is like I called my family and was like I
Speaker 4: decided it was going to be really open about going
Speaker 4: to therapy because we're not a mental health family, and
Speaker 4: like anything like that is it's like, oh wow, like
Speaker 4: you're really like liberally, I'm really American right now, and
Speaker 4: I would never tell my family if I was going
Speaker 4: to therapy. Well, and it was like everyone was like
Speaker 4: why what what happened. It's like, well, like nothing like
Speaker 4: happened happened.
Speaker 3: Like did somebody touch you on the train And You're like, no, actually,
Speaker 3: you just never touched me as a child, That's what happened.
Speaker 4: So that has been like a huge conversation. But really anything,
Speaker 4: it's like, oh, I'm getting a nice like a nice
Speaker 4: pair of pants. Why am I not getting like the
Speaker 4: cheapest version of this?
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, I want to conversation on the phone
Speaker 3: last night yesterday.
Speaker 2: Listen, full price for anything is absurd to me at
Speaker 2: this moment.
Speaker 1: But I was like, you know what, I love the.
Speaker 2: Pants look great, they make me feel good, but looks
Speaker 2: my butt looks like powful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why not spend the.
Speaker 2: Thirty nine dollars that I could have gotten for twelve
Speaker 2: dollars if I switched to TEG But whatever, you know,
Speaker 2: like I deserve to pay full price sometimes, and so
Speaker 2: we all deserve something. If you want to get a
Speaker 2: broker and look at lofts when you're not gonna get it,
Speaker 2: why not it makes you happy.
Speaker 1: I don't have I don't have the money do it.
Speaker 1: It does make me happy.
Speaker 3: Also, I don't have a TV, and you know HGTV
Speaker 3: is on Hulu. But I want to see these places
Speaker 3: in birds. It makes me happy.
Speaker 1: And I'm not spending any money.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just showing up like, oh wow, Actually, Sydney,
Speaker 3: if you're busy next week and you want to come.
Speaker 1: With a lost one, we could go. We could be
Speaker 1: a couple. It can make we can make it like
Speaker 1: a scene.
Speaker 3: I mean, remember you hit me up the other day
Speaker 3: and you're like, let's do something not comedy related.
Speaker 1: Let's go look at some loss. I'm down.
Speaker 3: Actually, we're gonna have an unofficial expert meetup and it's
Speaker 3: just also on a bunch of listeners looking at loss.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: We're a polyamorous family and the nineteen of us.
Speaker 1: I love it. It's so good.
Speaker 3: But you're gonna be in LA So that doesn't mean
Speaker 3: you're going to be like eating healthier and you're gonna
Speaker 3: be hiking and stuff.
Speaker 4: I do find myself more inclined to make healthy choices
Speaker 4: out there, just because I physically feel like you.
Speaker 3: Have to, and also the sun is shining and you
Speaker 3: feel like the vitamin D is good for you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and there's just such a culture of it here.
Speaker 4: I definitely drink more here and like take worse care
Speaker 4: of myself. I'm way more inclined to be like a
Speaker 4: workaholic here than there.
Speaker 2: I feel like in New York we are real people,
Speaker 2: but we don't take care of ourselves. And I feel
Speaker 2: like in La people are really surfaced, but they're healthy.
Speaker 1: So it's like, so I want to figure out what
Speaker 1: the what the middle is? Where are you going to
Speaker 1: live while you're in La Echo Park? Okay, that's like
Speaker 1: that's a cool little area.
Speaker 3: But I feel like if you were closer to the beach,
Speaker 3: like Venice or something.
Speaker 1: Like that, it might be you might even be like a.
Speaker 3: Little tiny bit healthier because you like you like they
Speaker 3: gonn see my collar boats today?
Speaker 1: Okay? Are you gonna be wearing Are you gonna be
Speaker 1: wearing turtlenecks? In La?
Speaker 3: I think I'll still dress like shit. People in La
Speaker 3: can't dress. Literally, every time I went out there, it
Speaker 3: was like super casual. It was like, just this is
Speaker 3: a meeting.
Speaker 4: Everybody looks the same and everybody looks like shit, It's
Speaker 4: like it's very yeah, it's there's no like personality.
Speaker 1: No, it's a lot of in l A is this?
Speaker 1: I mean everybody? Who do I see who I'm following
Speaker 1: on in LA or like dress?
Speaker 3: Well, yes, that's for the gram, but in real life
Speaker 3: the people in LA do not know how to do.
Speaker 4: It feels very like like yeah catalog, Yeah, it doesn't
Speaker 4: look like.
Speaker 3: People like as wow, right there it's rough.
Speaker 4: But I was thinking of what seal When I was
Speaker 4: a cattle I was like, what the only was a catalog?
Speaker 1: Don't you do that? Now? Was a staple for me.
Speaker 3: I feel like Delia's was. I mean, I got the catalog,
Speaker 3: but I don't think I've ever coming back?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Why for who?
Speaker 4: Okay, I don't know who?
Speaker 1: Are you going to shoot for? Delias? What's going on
Speaker 1: in the job?
Speaker 4: I feel like did I just make that?
Speaker 1: I just made it up?
Speaker 4: The listeners, Well everybody heard it here first Delia's is
Speaker 4: coming back?
Speaker 1: Okay, what's uh? What's next for you?
Speaker 3: Since you uh hopefully are only going to have good
Speaker 3: luck in twenty nineteen.
Speaker 4: I'm I I am still waiting to hear back about
Speaker 4: jobs and stuff.
Speaker 1: But oh, you're not moving to LA four a job.
Speaker 4: The job she is.
Speaker 1: You're like, I know, you know, you don't want to speak.
Speaker 1: I just quick. There's no saying.
Speaker 4: There's no paperwork, so I don't. I don't believe anything
Speaker 4: until contracts have been okay.
Speaker 1: See this, this walking sleeps this, I mean.
Speaker 3: Me too, Just like, do I even have a job, Yeah,
Speaker 3: y'all do don't worry every day at six o'clock in
Speaker 3: the morning, yeah, yeaheah, it's fine.
Speaker 1: And then you're like, I'm gonna go to the gym
Speaker 1: and you're like, it's too dark outside of six am.
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Still yeah. The sun comes up at like eight in
Speaker 1: New York.
Speaker 4: And then goes down at two pm.
Speaker 3: Yes, we have light for it was like, is this Alaska?
Speaker 3: Are we living in last?
Speaker 4: Is it always like this? Why am I so much
Speaker 4: more aware of it this year?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: Because the sun sets in the winter here now at
Speaker 3: literally four thirty in the afternoon, and then the sun
Speaker 3: doesn't come up until seven thirty.
Speaker 4: I feel so stupid because I'm like, I truly am
Speaker 4: like this can't be.
Speaker 3: How it always was, right, born and raised here and
Speaker 3: still like is this is this my first winter?
Speaker 1: I feel that way. I'm like, wait, where have y'all
Speaker 1: been underneath the rock? I'm like, this happens all the time.
Speaker 1: You remember it.
Speaker 3: Like the sun set yesterday it was literally three fifty eight,
Speaker 3: and I was like, it's so dark.
Speaker 2: But you know what, as a depressed person, it don't
Speaker 2: matter if the sun is up or the fucking is down.
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's always feel like eight o'clock, nine o'clock
Speaker 2: for me. So I don't care.
Speaker 1: So what are you gonna do? What? What are you
Speaker 1: gonna do for this year? Uh?
Speaker 2: Well, I got my health care, so that getting that therapy,
Speaker 2: and you know, if they get those some meds in there,
Speaker 2: some sold off, I'll take that as well. You know,
Speaker 2: whatever will lift my spirits, give it to me, manifesto.
Speaker 2: If you want to crush it up, if you want
Speaker 2: to put it in a juicy juice box, I'm here
Speaker 2: for it.
Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah, So that's that's mainly what I'm going to
Speaker 1: be working on. Health. Yeah, mental health.
Speaker 2: But I wanted to ask, like, what do you have
Speaker 2: any advice for people who are having like bad luck,
Speaker 2: Like shit just keeps happening.
Speaker 1: Literally, shit keeps happening to them.
Speaker 2: And it's like, how do you maintain how do you
Speaker 2: like keep your spirits up?
Speaker 1: And how do you like make fun what you're doing?
Speaker 3: You went to party city and you probably waited online
Speaker 3: and them soggy as shorts for you poop?
Speaker 1: I did uh so money, have.
Speaker 4: A you know, have a good attitude about it. Laugh
Speaker 4: at yourself. It is fully disgusto and you gotta just
Speaker 4: lean into that. Also practical stu ups to prevent it
Speaker 4: from happening again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you should, like you should be this is like
Speaker 3: a cartoon or a TV show, Like you should be
Speaker 3: writing this as a show.
Speaker 4: I think I truly feel like this year I took
Speaker 4: responsibility for all the bad stuff that was happening with
Speaker 4: my body, and I do feel a million times better.
Speaker 4: And I was like for a while, I was like, well,
Speaker 4: I mean I can't. I can't possibly change anything about
Speaker 4: my life. I am the way that I am. And
Speaker 4: then it was like, oh, I guess going to therapy
Speaker 4: and going to the gym and not eating like shit
Speaker 4: all the time actually does help.
Speaker 1: Weird, so wen days it's not good for to ask
Speaker 1: girl is not tols. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Also butt giggles, we're calling them beagles.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then the stuff the bad luck was like spread out.
Speaker 2: But like, have you ever had a situation where like
Speaker 2: back to back to bad where he was like, damn,
Speaker 2: I can't catch a fucking break.
Speaker 4: I feel like that happens like once a month where
Speaker 4: there's like, you know, three days where I'm just like, wow,
Speaker 4: everything is so so bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And when.
Speaker 3: They say bad things happen in threes, and I don't know,
Speaker 3: but sometimes sometimes you be looking like, oh, wow, something
Speaker 3: bad happens, so to more bad and it'll be like
Speaker 3: you swipe your metric card and you like smash into
Speaker 3: the thing. Yes, it doesn't go through in your level.
Speaker 3: That was the second Beth. And it's like it's not
Speaker 3: that bad. Yeah, it's not that serious.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean you be pooping your pants. That's pretty bad.
Speaker 4: That's pretty bad. So but I feel like also just
Speaker 4: like letting myself feel bad instead of being like I
Speaker 4: have to I have to I have to get out
Speaker 4: of this. It's like no, I can feel sad for
Speaker 4: like an hour and then get over it.
Speaker 1: Like are you superstitious? I'm not. Oh, okay, yeah, same.
Speaker 2: I feel like it Also it is like the energy
Speaker 2: that you put out there. If you're thinking like bad
Speaker 2: stuff is always going to happen to you, then it's
Speaker 2: gonna come your way. So like I had like lost
Speaker 2: my wallet and then some shit had filled through, and
Speaker 2: then I was having issues with like the person that
Speaker 2: I was dating, and I was just like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: everything bad just keeps happening, and it just more shit
Speaker 2: was piling it. Yeah. Stuff also also felt like I
Speaker 2: was inviting this bad shit to happen to me.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 4: And it's also like, on the other hand, just like
Speaker 4: not beating yourself up, like letting yourself experience the bad emotion.
Speaker 4: I feel like there's such a culture of like no, no, no,
Speaker 4: don't feel bad, just feel good instead, And it's like
Speaker 4: let yourself feel the bad emotion, but also like not
Speaker 4: being so hard on yourself.
Speaker 3: I mean, sometimes you want to wallow in it. You
Speaker 3: want to sit in that like bunk, like oh my god,
Speaker 3: everything sucks, and then like you wake up the next
Speaker 3: day and you're like, all right, well, let me call
Speaker 3: a friend or go see a movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I feel like allowing myself to like sit home and
Speaker 4: just like lay down and not do anything and feel
Speaker 4: bad and like watch the things I need to watch
Speaker 4: and eat the stuff I need to eat to just
Speaker 4: like feel okay. And then the next day you're.
Speaker 1: Like, maybe not eat the stuff that you beata, maybe
Speaker 1: not eat what you eat.
Speaker 3: But I mean, yes, you know, sometimes sit in it,
Speaker 3: and I think that that's something that we feel weird
Speaker 3: or bad about, but like we should. Sitting at home
Speaker 3: by myself sometimes is my favorite thing to do. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't want to talk to nobody. I've been putting
Speaker 3: my phone on do not Disturb and leaving it on
Speaker 3: that and that for me is like the best part
Speaker 3: about having a phone in twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1: It's just being like I don't want.
Speaker 4: To talk to nobody, yeah, and like yeah, like being like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: it doesn't matter if I respond to this email at
Speaker 4: eight pm or if I wait till like eight am
Speaker 4: the next day.
Speaker 1: Right, it's like me, it's going they're either way.
Speaker 4: They're not at work, so.
Speaker 3: I mean I wait like weeks, Like Google will like
Speaker 3: nudge me and be like did you want to respond?
Speaker 1: You'd be like, Okay.
Speaker 4: That nudge thing is like a disease. I hate that
Speaker 4: all right, I guess I'll do it me.
Speaker 1: Sure. This was freaking fantastic.
Speaker 2: I know so much more about you than I didn't know,
Speaker 2: and I'm so glad that you were so open.
Speaker 1: About it and you definitely leaned into the shit. It
Speaker 1: was great. Can you tell us what's uh? What's going
Speaker 1: on next? Are you?
Speaker 2: You can hit us with your Instagram? You got any
Speaker 2: shows anything you're gonna plug?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean shows we're doing. It's a guy thing,
Speaker 4: me path me, Pa, Patti Harrison, and Catherine Cohen do that.
Speaker 4: We're doing one in Chicago. I do think both shows
Speaker 4: are sold out now.
Speaker 1: But okay, whoops, right, oops.
Speaker 4: But that's January eighteenth for the tomorrow and ever knows
Speaker 4: festival at the Hideout, which is an amazing venue that
Speaker 4: if you live in Chicago you should support because there
Speaker 4: is some uh construction going on around it that can
Speaker 4: keep it from getting from standing.
Speaker 1: What's your what's your Twitter? On your Instagram?
Speaker 4: Twitter is at tweet r a j o u h
Speaker 4: A r I tweet your Johari ha ha, and then
Speaker 4: Instagram is at m I t r a j o
Speaker 4: u h a r I at mitra Jari.
Speaker 2: Yes, please follow everything. Amazing about Mitra. We love her
Speaker 2: and then obviously follow everything that we're doing. Yes, we
Speaker 2: have an unofficial expert live life for the Brooklyn Podcast Festival.
Speaker 3: Yes, sponsored by Pandora O.
Speaker 1: But there. I mean, I don't know what they're going
Speaker 1: to give us. It just says, but they're on all
Speaker 1: the flyers level. That means Pandora.
Speaker 3: Yeah are you giving is it Pandora like the jewelry or.
Speaker 4: We're gonna give you a charm for.
Speaker 2: We don't know, We have no idea, but we're gonna
Speaker 2: be there. We have amazing guests. It's January the eleventh
Speaker 2: at Union Hall. By all the tickets.
Speaker 3: Well, let's tell them who the guests are. They know
Speaker 3: who the guests are. It's Matt Rogers, Yes, y'all known
Speaker 3: love from and Molly Austin, our sex date expert, who
Speaker 3: y'all are still messaging us about to be like, well
Speaker 3: she's still banging.
Speaker 1: That dude, just flying her around.
Speaker 3: Yes, come hear all the stories. She's gonna update you
Speaker 3: on all of her everything business.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And then p D. Diabrew who was he was
Speaker 1: our hood expert.
Speaker 2: Is our very first guest, our very freaking first guest, y'all, Okay,
Speaker 2: it's all full circle.
Speaker 1: This is great.
Speaker 2: Also, you know, review us, make sure you comment, rate
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Speaker 3: Pile at the Patreon. We're still doing these fabulous bonus episodes.
Speaker 2: For we are and just support our brand. It's very
Speaker 2: it's very you know, no, it's not.
Speaker 4: It's great.
Speaker 1: Okay, guys, be best Forever.
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