WEBVTT - “The Bad Luck Expert” with Mitra Jouhari 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:02.640 Forever. 0:00:03.720 --> 0:00:07.600 Hi guys, Hey Sydney, we're here at the Unofficial Expert 0:00:07.680 --> 0:00:08.920 and it's just wonderful. 0:00:08.920 --> 0:00:13.039 I'm so happy. Really, yeah, you got some this morning? Now, definitely, 0:00:14.760 --> 0:00:17.639 I definitely did not. Did you know. I'm just in 0:00:17.680 --> 0:00:19.119 a good can I'd be in a good movie. Bit. 0:00:19.320 --> 0:00:21.200 I would just want to know why it's the new year, 0:00:21.440 --> 0:00:23.840 you know, Okay, but I want to know why. 0:00:24.680 --> 0:00:24.880 You know. 0:00:25.040 --> 0:00:28.480 Somebody laid hands on my shoulders and just said be positive, 0:00:28.520 --> 0:00:29.640 and I feel that energy. 0:00:29.720 --> 0:00:34.400 Okay, so just be best. That's exactly the best. Yeah, 0:00:34.600 --> 0:00:39.680 I'm reclaiming that. Be best. That's great. Yeah. Wow, okay, 0:00:39.720 --> 0:00:40.960 so you're not gonna ask me how I'm doing. I'm 0:00:41.000 --> 0:00:43.720 doing great. Thank you. I knew you were going to 0:00:43.760 --> 0:00:46.560 be great, but look at you did it. I'm looking 0:00:46.600 --> 0:00:48.239 at I was going to be great. I'm looking at 0:00:48.240 --> 0:00:52.000 you and I'm like, wow, Marie is doing great. Wow, fantastic. 0:00:52.120 --> 0:00:55.720 Okay, not a sting of makeup one, just living my 0:00:55.800 --> 0:00:58.240 best life, fresh face, just being best. 0:00:58.840 --> 0:01:01.640 Let's see how many times you can say best, be best? 0:01:01.680 --> 0:01:04.080 Yeah, listeners, every time you hear be best, you got 0:01:04.200 --> 0:01:05.000 to drink something. 0:01:05.120 --> 0:01:06.920 No, no, no, every time you hear be best, Venmo me 0:01:07.000 --> 0:01:07.720 two dollars. 0:01:09.160 --> 0:01:13.560 Best okay, okay, Venmo her one dollar and then me one. 0:01:13.800 --> 0:01:15.600 Since I said two dollars, so I can give you 0:01:15.640 --> 0:01:18.840 a dollar. You know what, Sydney, you are definitely not 0:01:18.959 --> 0:01:19.440 being best. 0:01:19.760 --> 0:01:22.959 So how are you doing? I'm doing okay. 0:01:23.160 --> 0:01:26.920 I've had this weird thing where I haven't been able 0:01:26.920 --> 0:01:28.960 to sleep past five thirty. 0:01:28.800 --> 0:01:34.000 In the morning. What. Yeah, yes, it's crazy. Wait what why? 0:01:34.520 --> 0:01:36.520 I asked Alexa. I woke up today. 0:01:36.520 --> 0:01:40.400 I was like, Alexa, what's insomnia? And she was like 0:01:40.440 --> 0:01:42.800 insomnia and she was saying what causes it? Like if 0:01:42.840 --> 0:01:45.959 you eat too much the night before, if you have anxiety, 0:01:46.040 --> 0:01:47.280 And I was like, oh, that must be it. 0:01:47.319 --> 0:01:50.840 I must just be anxious. Really no, yeah, but like 0:01:50.960 --> 0:01:53.200 you go to sleep, you just wake up early? 0:01:53.320 --> 0:01:55.240 No, no, no, no no, I'm going to bed at the 0:01:55.240 --> 0:01:57.760 same one thirty two am that I always go to bed, 0:01:57.800 --> 0:01:59.720 and then I'm waking up at five thirty in the 0:01:59.800 --> 0:02:03.520 morning and cannot go back to sleep. That's not enough hours. 0:02:03.600 --> 0:02:06.240 It's like four hours maybe three hours of sleep. 0:02:06.280 --> 0:02:08.360 Well, let me tell you, your face does not show it, 0:02:08.400 --> 0:02:08.840 my friend. 0:02:09.000 --> 0:02:12.119 Oh, thank you so much for six hours last night. 0:02:12.240 --> 0:02:15.040 So thank you so much. Oh we got to work 0:02:15.040 --> 0:02:16.359 on that. Yeah. 0:02:16.480 --> 0:02:18.280 No, I think I'm gonna be okay. 0:02:18.400 --> 0:02:20.919 Yeah, your body's just getting ready for you know, or 0:02:21.000 --> 0:02:21.919 the work you bought them. 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:24.359 No, I think I'm just anxious about like that. 0:02:24.760 --> 0:02:27.079 Yeah, but that's that's fine. It's all the work that 0:02:27.120 --> 0:02:29.440 you're about to be putting in. It's good anxiety. Yeah, 0:02:29.480 --> 0:02:29.960 it's great. 0:02:30.160 --> 0:02:32.080 Okay, Well, speaking about work that I'm about to be 0:02:32.080 --> 0:02:35.320 putting in this week, I was an expert at. 0:02:35.120 --> 0:02:39.440 Acting like a rich lady. Let's do that, let's do that. 0:02:39.560 --> 0:02:40.040 I like that. 0:02:40.080 --> 0:02:42.840 I like that well because I love looking at other 0:02:42.840 --> 0:02:45.320 people's apartments and like seeing how people live. I like 0:02:45.360 --> 0:02:47.320 seeing like how they put their furniture out, so I 0:02:47.320 --> 0:02:49.959 could be like, okay, yeah we're doing tofted leather. 0:02:50.560 --> 0:02:50.920 Okay. 0:02:51.000 --> 0:02:54.040 You know so I like street easy is one of 0:02:54.080 --> 0:02:56.400 my favorite websites, Like it should be my homepage. I 0:02:56.520 --> 0:02:58.799 use it every day, like I'll be looking at apartments, 0:02:58.800 --> 0:03:01.679 and I said, I set the societ Easy is a 0:03:01.720 --> 0:03:04.080 website where you can find apartments in New York. And 0:03:04.120 --> 0:03:05.640 I don't know if they have it in other states, 0:03:05.720 --> 0:03:10.440 but I set it to like the budget to like 0:03:10.960 --> 0:03:15.040 ten thousand dollars what and then I just like, look 0:03:15.160 --> 0:03:18.360 at well because I want to see if I had, 0:03:18.720 --> 0:03:21.040 if I could afford to spend one hundred and twenty 0:03:21.200 --> 0:03:24.480 thousand dollars a year on rent, how would I how 0:03:24.520 --> 0:03:27.520 would I live? So I've been looking at apartments, So 0:03:27.560 --> 0:03:28.080 that's what's. 0:03:27.880 --> 0:03:30.239 You about to be making? Okay, let's find down now. 0:03:30.600 --> 0:03:36.400 Absolutely one hundred percent, absolutely no wow. If I was 0:03:36.440 --> 0:03:38.000 going to be making that much money, then I would 0:03:38.040 --> 0:03:44.880 be sleeping like a babasis. So I so I went 0:03:44.880 --> 0:03:47.400 to see some apartments this week. That's how fake rich 0:03:47.440 --> 0:03:50.160 I was acting. But they were like two thousand dollars apartments. 0:03:50.280 --> 0:03:52.400 Oh my god, I went, so when are we moving? 0:03:52.880 --> 0:03:53.120 Well? 0:03:53.400 --> 0:03:54.160 And that's the thing. 0:03:54.040 --> 0:03:56.840 Too, Like my lease is not up technically until September, 0:03:56.920 --> 0:04:00.720 so I'm not moving. I just want I like house hunters, 0:04:00.760 --> 0:04:02.800 like that's HGTV is my jam when I'm at my 0:04:02.800 --> 0:04:06.760 mother's house. I love apartment and house things. So anyway, 0:04:06.800 --> 0:04:11.160 it's crazy that you've just been growing up two But 0:04:11.280 --> 0:04:14.480 you got time, you got friend, I've been up for 0:04:14.960 --> 0:04:18.080 ninety three hour street. So I went to see an 0:04:18.080 --> 0:04:22.760 apartment in it was like a one bedroom in this brownstone, 0:04:23.120 --> 0:04:25.320 and my sister was like, I fel like you're wasting 0:04:25.320 --> 0:04:29.440 these people's time. No, the brokers, No, she was. It 0:04:29.440 --> 0:04:31.040 was an open house. When we were walking in people 0:04:31.080 --> 0:04:34.039 walking out, there was a lady waiting in her car. 0:04:34.240 --> 0:04:36.360 So we walked in together and the lady thought we 0:04:36.360 --> 0:04:37.320 were a lesbian couple. 0:04:37.360 --> 0:04:39.080 I was like, I don't know her. She was like, 0:04:39.080 --> 0:04:40.080 how long have you guys been together? 0:04:40.640 --> 0:04:42.560 And we were like no, we just met downstairs and 0:04:42.560 --> 0:04:44.800 she was like, okay, so, but you're gay and I 0:04:44.839 --> 0:04:48.320 was like, ma'am, this apartment is ugly. And then I 0:04:48.320 --> 0:04:51.400 went to go see a loft yesterday like a beautiful 0:04:51.880 --> 0:04:55.840 but so it's this big open space one thousand square feet. 0:04:55.839 --> 0:04:57.640 It was two bathrooms for some reason, right next to 0:04:57.680 --> 0:04:59.640 each other, and there was a washerreet drier in the 0:04:59.680 --> 0:05:03.640 middle one of the bathrooms, and then the bed was lofted. 0:05:04.600 --> 0:05:06.279 But I couldn't stand all the way up. When I 0:05:06.279 --> 0:05:09.239 went up. How much was this? It was like two 0:05:09.279 --> 0:05:12.360 thousand Find it out, girl. We got to get out 0:05:12.360 --> 0:05:13.920 of this least because I feel like we could get 0:05:13.920 --> 0:05:18.920 this right now. That's not that's not what my money is. 0:05:19.120 --> 0:05:21.680 Oh my, that's not what my money. 0:05:21.680 --> 0:05:26.479 But you know, you know, putting positivity, I'm doing like 0:05:26.800 --> 0:05:29.839 an in person vision board. Now I'm going to see places. 0:05:30.440 --> 0:05:32.520 And my mom was like, you shouldn't be looking at 0:05:32.560 --> 0:05:36.640 apartments till October. And I was like, m you gotta start. 0:05:36.440 --> 0:05:38.479 Now, yeah, because you want to know what you you 0:05:38.520 --> 0:05:40.240 want to have an idea, and I'm asking real quick. 0:05:40.279 --> 0:05:42.080 I'm like, how's the school district? 0:05:42.160 --> 0:05:42.320 You know? 0:05:43.400 --> 0:05:47.159 Is that a school? Is that a projects? I'm like, 0:05:47.200 --> 0:05:50.440 how loud are the gunshots at that? Like, I'm now, 0:05:50.440 --> 0:05:53.880 you're wasting these people time. Kids. The guy that I 0:05:53.920 --> 0:05:55.159 saw yesterday, I wasting his time. 0:05:55.720 --> 0:05:57.800 And he was like, we have another thing opening up. 0:05:57.880 --> 0:06:00.120 I don't know, like what you're moving date with be. 0:06:00.160 --> 0:06:02.600 I was like, oh, I'm real flex I'm real flexible. 0:06:03.279 --> 0:06:05.640 He was like, we got something to open up February first. 0:06:05.640 --> 0:06:08.880 I was go ahead and email me. When that, Oh 0:06:08.960 --> 0:06:11.280 my god, I feel like you're you're prepping for a 0:06:11.400 --> 0:06:13.240 character or like a role, like this is a. 0:06:13.240 --> 0:06:15.520 Role right now. Listen, you're running shopping. 0:06:15.560 --> 0:06:19.080 I'm window shopping inside and looking out the window at 0:06:19.080 --> 0:06:19.480 the street. 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:22.200 Sis car as a broker, I will beat your ass. 0:06:22.320 --> 0:06:25.240 I mean, somebody me today and was like, I sent 0:06:25.279 --> 0:06:26.840 you a bunch of lofts because that's all I. 0:06:26.760 --> 0:06:27.960 Want to look at now is lofts. 0:06:31.600 --> 0:06:34.000 I'm like, ideally I need like twelve hundred schoolre feet 0:06:34.040 --> 0:06:36.920 and They're like, okay, great, I want to be I 0:06:37.000 --> 0:06:38.880 want to be loft in my dreams. 0:06:39.560 --> 0:06:42.160 So I feel like it's gonna come death and I'm 0:06:42.279 --> 0:06:44.200 all for it. I mean, I'm just glad I'm not 0:06:44.240 --> 0:06:46.360 a broker because I'll be like, what But I'm not 0:06:46.400 --> 0:06:50.080 telling them. I'm not like, actually, I'm just browsing. They 0:06:50.120 --> 0:06:52.520 know your first and last day. I'll google your first 0:06:52.600 --> 0:06:54.560 last thing on my phone number and my email address. 0:06:54.640 --> 0:06:56.919 Speech, I go right off, let me see you. Just 0:06:57.040 --> 0:06:58.159 Marie Foster, I. 0:06:58.160 --> 0:07:00.440 Mean, Marie Foston dot com is up and running. Yeah, 0:07:00.560 --> 0:07:05.680 you know, the website is updated. Sidney, what the hell 0:07:05.680 --> 0:07:06.880 were you an expert at this week? 0:07:08.000 --> 0:07:14.280 Hmmm, I'm an expert and uh I'm gonna go to 0:07:14.320 --> 0:07:16.679 the Bahamas for my birthday. Yes, sello. 0:07:16.840 --> 0:07:21.080 So I've just been looking at like bathing suits, h 0:07:21.800 --> 0:07:23.040 things that will make my. 0:07:22.960 --> 0:07:25.880 Butt look good. Your butt looks good? No, no, no, no no. 0:07:26.040 --> 0:07:29.360 See it's there's a difference between having like pants that 0:07:29.400 --> 0:07:31.480 make your butt look good, but then a bathing suit. 0:07:31.520 --> 0:07:34.600 There's only a little bit of fabric on an ass. 0:07:34.640 --> 0:07:37.160 So I'm looking at stuff that's like things that I 0:07:37.160 --> 0:07:38.640 can really thirst trap. 0:07:38.800 --> 0:07:41.880 I'm thirst trapping Brazilian pet thung. 0:07:43.200 --> 0:07:45.560 Like a string almost, But I need the fabric to 0:07:45.680 --> 0:07:49.040 like lift shit up and rearrange the labia like I 0:07:49.120 --> 0:07:51.640 need stuff to push things I. 0:07:51.600 --> 0:07:53.840 Want to Sounds like you're gonna get a full covered suit, sis, 0:07:55.240 --> 0:07:57.520 a string is not gonna support the butt. 0:07:57.720 --> 0:07:58.080 Listen. 0:07:58.280 --> 0:08:01.480 I just want to do as much as I can 0:08:02.120 --> 0:08:04.160 to do this earth, on this earth. 0:08:04.080 --> 0:08:04.600 To be Beth. 0:08:04.920 --> 0:08:08.160 And I feel like I don't utilize my body enough. 0:08:08.360 --> 0:08:09.320 You know, I have it? 0:08:09.440 --> 0:08:12.160 Why not? Like I don't have any picture I don't 0:08:12.200 --> 0:08:14.560 have any nudes in my in my phone. No, that's 0:08:14.600 --> 0:08:15.560 a lie, friend, I don't. 0:08:15.640 --> 0:08:17.760 Maybe maybe it's a new phone, because I feel like, 0:08:17.800 --> 0:08:21.800 you know, used to like four years ago, I barely 0:08:22.000 --> 0:08:23.960 post my body or take pictures of it. 0:08:23.960 --> 0:08:25.600 And I'm just like, what the fuck does it look like? 0:08:25.840 --> 0:08:27.480 I just took a picture of my vagina the other 0:08:27.560 --> 0:08:28.680 day to be like, is it okay? 0:08:28.960 --> 0:08:30.360 Is it good? You got? 0:08:30.440 --> 0:08:32.120 You took a picture of your vagina to send to 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:34.760 somebody just or just so you could zoom in and 0:08:34.920 --> 0:08:35.720 see what's happening. 0:08:35.920 --> 0:08:37.720 You gotta look at your body. Well, you know, sex 0:08:37.760 --> 0:08:39.600 and the City says you gotta use like a hand 0:08:39.640 --> 0:08:41.679 mirror and like look at it. Nah, sins, I was 0:08:41.760 --> 0:08:46.400 using my pixelated six since you had to put it 0:08:46.440 --> 0:08:49.959 on portrait mode. Portrait mode, Yeah, I don't have that. 0:08:50.040 --> 0:08:50.600 I don't have that. 0:08:50.640 --> 0:08:53.080 I was just looking at it because I haven't like 0:08:53.400 --> 0:08:55.760 looked at it in a minute, like I know it's there. 0:08:56.200 --> 0:08:58.280 You had any gray hairs down there, asking you know, 0:08:58.320 --> 0:09:00.840 because oh wow, you pluck those? 0:09:01.400 --> 0:09:04.320 Nah, man, you know what. I'm living my best life 0:09:04.320 --> 0:09:06.240 in twenty nineteen. So if it's a great hair, it's 0:09:06.240 --> 0:09:08.440 a gray hair there, I'm being like Angela Bassett and 0:09:08.520 --> 0:09:09.920 Wakanda just all white. 0:09:10.080 --> 0:09:11.520 Oh wow, oh wow. 0:09:11.840 --> 0:09:15.360 But sure, okay, yeah, sure, sure, I'm sure I'm gonna 0:09:15.360 --> 0:09:17.360 be in the Bahamas with like a cane just has 0:09:17.440 --> 0:09:20.240 my shit out that one gray hair, just like sipping 0:09:20.240 --> 0:09:24.600 a cocktail, a mocktails, no, an old fashion okay, wow, yeah, 0:09:24.679 --> 0:09:26.760 like a sazarak a sidecar. 0:09:28.480 --> 0:09:31.240 That's exactly that's what my vagina will be drinking, a 0:09:31.400 --> 0:09:35.520 dirty ass smart yeah, I see. Oh and then and 0:09:35.559 --> 0:09:36.480 then one more thing. 0:09:36.640 --> 0:09:40.640 It's I've been writing like little notes to myself just 0:09:40.679 --> 0:09:44.679 to remind myself, like you're amazing, or you know, you 0:09:44.720 --> 0:09:46.960 were thinking that bad thought. That's a bad thought, that's 0:09:46.960 --> 0:09:47.360 not real. 0:09:47.400 --> 0:09:48.959 Where are you writing these notes? 0:09:49.000 --> 0:09:51.560 I'm like on paper, yeah, but like in like, do 0:09:51.600 --> 0:09:54.760 you have a book that's like dedicated to this so 0:09:54.800 --> 0:09:56.360 you can look through No, no. 0:09:56.120 --> 0:09:58.800 No, no, wherever I am, if I'm like home, if 0:09:58.800 --> 0:10:00.880 I'm like if I have like a little napkin or something, 0:10:00.880 --> 0:10:03.800 I'm just trying to remind myself that my thoughts are 0:10:03.840 --> 0:10:04.319 not real. 0:10:04.840 --> 0:10:05.320 Sis. 0:10:05.480 --> 0:10:07.679 I love this, except for like when you're out and 0:10:07.720 --> 0:10:09.640 you're doing it on a napkin, people might could think 0:10:09.679 --> 0:10:10.079 you crazy. 0:10:10.200 --> 0:10:12.199 That's fine. I want I want people to think. This 0:10:12.240 --> 0:10:13.760 is what I think you should. You should get a 0:10:13.880 --> 0:10:15.400 you should get a gratitude jar. 0:10:15.800 --> 0:10:17.720 You should get a jar, like a pretty jar from 0:10:17.760 --> 0:10:19.840 like the Dallar store near me has like really nice ones. 0:10:20.080 --> 0:10:22.480 And then you just like put little strips of paper 0:10:22.520 --> 0:10:27.240 and write a thing whatever your whatever you're reminding yourself, 0:10:27.240 --> 0:10:28.959 write these notes and then drop them in the jar. Girl, 0:10:29.000 --> 0:10:31.880 that's real Pinterest, real blogger on in Still, I've had 0:10:31.880 --> 0:10:33.840 this jar for three years and there are three pieces 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:34.480 of paper in it. 0:10:35.400 --> 0:10:37.880 But I'm just saying so you can see it. 0:10:38.480 --> 0:10:41.920 Like, and if you're feeling away at any time, just 0:10:42.200 --> 0:10:44.400 pick one up, read it, throw back in the jar 0:10:44.480 --> 0:10:46.920 or throw it away that way, like because I'm asking 0:10:46.960 --> 0:10:49.520 where you're writing, Like where you're keeping these because you're 0:10:49.600 --> 0:10:53.440 writing them. But like when you feel away and raining, 0:10:53.520 --> 0:10:54.800 it doesn't make you feel better. 0:10:54.840 --> 0:10:57.440 You should be able to look back at what you wrote. 0:10:57.440 --> 0:10:59.520 Tso yeah, I'm just afraid that I'm gonna open the 0:10:59.600 --> 0:11:01.520 jar and I'm read this stuff and I'm like, damn, 0:11:01.559 --> 0:11:04.400 I was thinking that, or girl, what's going on? 0:11:04.480 --> 0:11:06.640 It's supposed to be positive stuff that I thought you 0:11:06.679 --> 0:11:07.040 were writing. 0:11:07.400 --> 0:11:09.640 No, I am writing positive set, but I'm also writing 0:11:09.679 --> 0:11:12.040 like the bad thought that I have to remind myself 0:11:12.040 --> 0:11:12.720 it's not real. 0:11:13.200 --> 0:11:15.400 Well, don't keep the bad stuff, keep the good stuff, 0:11:15.880 --> 0:11:17.600 put the good the positive things in there. 0:11:17.679 --> 0:11:21.160 Well, speaking of writing, oh my god, Yes, that we 0:11:21.280 --> 0:11:25.000 have today is the writer writer of the freaking year, 0:11:25.400 --> 0:11:27.840 like every great show that I'm like, oh, I'm really 0:11:27.840 --> 0:11:28.280 into that. 0:11:28.559 --> 0:11:29.199 She been on it. 0:11:29.240 --> 0:11:34.480 She had a Peabody Award. Okay, Twain literature. She brought 0:11:34.520 --> 0:11:37.720 the award to the pod today. She got a little pinned. 0:11:38.360 --> 0:11:42.200 I am. She's got a quill on the table, ink 0:11:42.240 --> 0:11:42.720 and everything. 0:11:43.480 --> 0:11:46.200 Yes, so she's she's a writer, she's a stand up 0:11:46.400 --> 0:11:48.439 she is moving to l a. 0:11:48.720 --> 0:11:54.280 Yes, she is our bad luck expert, though, give it 0:11:54.360 --> 0:11:58.839 up for me. Trudge your horri me, Trudge you're harry? 0:11:59.120 --> 0:12:02.080 Can I say right? Mitro Jahari mi Jhari. 0:12:02.280 --> 0:12:04.480 I wish I was. I wish I could bring a 0:12:04.480 --> 0:12:05.680 trophy around places with me. 0:12:05.800 --> 0:12:08.960 You should as when I when I win my Golden Glow, 0:12:10.160 --> 0:12:12.160 It's gonna be everywhere. It's going to be in the uber. 0:12:12.200 --> 0:12:13.679 I'm gonna save two seats. Somebody be like, I need 0:12:13.679 --> 0:12:15.200 a car for me and the award. 0:12:15.600 --> 0:12:17.640 Nah, I'm just gonna have it on my home screen, 0:12:17.679 --> 0:12:19.160 you know, and then drop my phone down. 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:21.800 So, oh yeah, that's me mine. I'm gonna roll up, 0:12:21.920 --> 0:12:23.520 roll it up in like a yoga mat and just 0:12:23.520 --> 0:12:26.679 like carry it. But I never go to yoga. I'm like, ma'am, 0:12:26.800 --> 0:12:28.000 is that a golden Yes? 0:12:28.040 --> 0:12:32.400 It is also about it, Jay tim Ammy. 0:12:32.559 --> 0:12:35.160 She's working on that. He got right. That's gonna happen 0:12:35.200 --> 0:12:37.800 for for sure. Intro What does your name mean? 0:12:39.240 --> 0:12:45.200 My first name usually translates to something like friend or yeah, 0:12:45.400 --> 0:12:47.679 like and it's it's like translates in a few different 0:12:47.720 --> 0:12:49.880 languages to some variation of friend, and then last name 0:12:50.000 --> 0:12:54.600 Jihari is something like jeweler or something like that. Friend jeweler, friend, 0:12:54.920 --> 0:12:57.160 so jeweler friend, Jacob the Jeweler. 0:12:57.240 --> 0:12:59.600 Oh that's what you are. That's what your name, Jacob 0:12:59.640 --> 0:13:03.080 the Jeweler. I love it, Jeweler to the stars. 0:13:03.280 --> 0:13:08.120 My middle name is Joy MJJ. 0:13:08.840 --> 0:13:11.880 I like that, MJJ. So you're moving to l A 0:13:12.080 --> 0:13:13.839 mm hmmm. Are you excited about it? 0:13:14.000 --> 0:13:16.000 I am. I'm like in the middle of it right now, 0:13:16.080 --> 0:13:18.800 so I'm pretty miserable. But really just like going through 0:13:18.840 --> 0:13:20.840 all my ship and like sending it to myself. 0:13:21.040 --> 0:13:24.160 Are you moving everything? Are you selling stuff? 0:13:24.200 --> 0:13:26.679 I'm selling stuff and just like giving stuff away. 0:13:26.840 --> 0:13:28.920 Just give a stuff away? Would you give it away? 0:13:29.000 --> 0:13:32.160 How come you didn't bring them back? Love seat or 0:13:32.600 --> 0:13:34.119 coffee table is waiting. 0:13:33.880 --> 0:13:37.239 For us here if you want anything, No beautiful turtlenecks, 0:13:37.280 --> 0:13:39.839 because I know you got those, no accessories we. 0:13:39.760 --> 0:13:40.000 Can have. 0:13:41.640 --> 0:13:43.000 Come want and take your clothes off so we can 0:13:43.040 --> 0:13:46.920 take it right. I feel like you have vanity in 0:13:46.960 --> 0:13:47.360 your house. 0:13:47.720 --> 0:13:48.319 I want that. 0:13:48.640 --> 0:13:49.160 I don't have that. 0:13:49.400 --> 0:13:50.560 I don't have that, but I want that. 0:13:51.800 --> 0:13:54.959 I won't want you to have vanity. 0:13:55.080 --> 0:13:55.920 My room too small? 0:13:56.040 --> 0:14:00.920 Ah, get are you looking for lots? Like not even 0:14:00.960 --> 0:14:03.160 if there are lofts in lay. 0:14:04.400 --> 0:14:06.520 Me and Patty got a little house, which is like 0:14:07.280 --> 0:14:08.120 very exciting. 0:14:09.240 --> 0:14:11.680 Oh my god, pat yes, I'm here for that. Y'all 0:14:11.679 --> 0:14:14.520 got a pool? No pool? So y'all are friends and 0:14:14.559 --> 0:14:16.479 gonna be roommates. Yikes? 0:14:16.640 --> 0:14:19.840 Well we live together now, well like on and off, 0:14:19.880 --> 0:14:23.040 like she always stays with me. Patty has been traveling 0:14:23.040 --> 0:14:26.480 for like the past year, so yeah, we've been. We've 0:14:26.480 --> 0:14:29.080 been sleeping in the same bed for months, out of 0:14:29.080 --> 0:14:29.400 the air. 0:14:33.520 --> 0:14:36.440 Maria is the type that's like I feel like, even 0:14:36.440 --> 0:14:40.520 with dating somebody, you don't want anybody really sleeping like no. 0:14:40.680 --> 0:14:42.440 I mean I've been sleeping in a queen's eyes bed 0:14:42.440 --> 0:14:44.480 by myself for like, I don't know, ten years. I 0:14:44.600 --> 0:14:46.640 don't want to, Like I feel like when someone else 0:14:46.720 --> 0:14:49.680 is in the bed be hot. Like I can't really 0:14:49.720 --> 0:14:51.800 sleep like the snowflake that I am, Like I sleep 0:14:51.840 --> 0:14:52.520 like a starfish. 0:14:52.920 --> 0:14:56.080 I do not move. I sleep on my stomach, no pillow, 0:14:56.320 --> 0:14:59.200 face down pillow. It's so it's gross and I don't 0:14:59.200 --> 0:15:01.120 know support, no lumberport. 0:15:01.240 --> 0:15:03.400 I feel like Patty's the type that might want to snuggle. 0:15:03.440 --> 0:15:06.360 Though I'm a big snuggler. I love I love being 0:15:06.360 --> 0:15:09.920 in the same bed with somebody really friend or partner. 0:15:09.680 --> 0:15:12.720 With the man on or the ac running, or you just. 0:15:13.680 --> 0:15:15.440 Like a cracked window or something. 0:15:16.240 --> 0:15:18.520 Teach your Vbory went to DC and we had to 0:15:18.560 --> 0:15:20.560 share an air mattress. And when I tell you, the 0:15:20.640 --> 0:15:24.760 dread that was on Marie's face, like I gotta sleep with. 0:15:24.800 --> 0:15:27.040 This bitch, And I was all over the place because you. 0:15:27.160 --> 0:15:30.040 Sidney seems like somebody like I feel like if you 0:15:30.080 --> 0:15:32.000 look at us, you would feel like I sleep in 0:15:32.040 --> 0:15:32.800 like a little ball. 0:15:32.960 --> 0:15:35.720 And you know, Sydney sleeps wild, wild And this is 0:15:35.720 --> 0:15:38.440 the air mattress, mind you. And then didn't you pop 0:15:38.480 --> 0:15:40.000 the air mattress the air mattress. 0:15:40.280 --> 0:15:42.720 I was taking all the cover. Marie was like, oh, 0:15:42.760 --> 0:15:44.240 we're not doing this for two more nights. 0:15:44.280 --> 0:15:48.520 Sharing an air mattress is fuck an air mattress, solow 0:15:48.880 --> 0:15:49.720 is problematic. 0:15:49.840 --> 0:15:51.720 Yeah, you're just like, it's just me in this bag 0:15:51.760 --> 0:15:56.480 of wind. Listen. I feel like me and will be 0:15:56.480 --> 0:15:58.360 fine in the bed, you know. So if I come 0:15:58.440 --> 0:15:58.880 visit you and. 0:15:58.920 --> 0:16:00.760 L yeah, I would suffocate each other. If you said 0:16:00.840 --> 0:16:08.120 this would both die some mother die together. Peabody Award, 0:16:08.240 --> 0:16:10.800 you know, like that old couple on the Titanic. You 0:16:10.840 --> 0:16:13.760 guys are just okay. 0:16:12.880 --> 0:16:14.040 That is beautiful. We're the band. 0:16:14.080 --> 0:16:15.920 We go Yeah, what are you. 0:16:15.880 --> 0:16:17.960 Gonna be putting down to the ship. I'll be violent 0:16:18.600 --> 0:16:28.080 on the base where he's been on a boat for 0:16:28.120 --> 0:16:28.520 an hour. 0:16:29.400 --> 0:16:31.560 I'm somebody who has picked up someone else's kid and 0:16:31.640 --> 0:16:36.360 is like she's all like, I'm the dude just like 0:16:36.400 --> 0:16:38.800 elbow and women in the face, Like, but I'm younger 0:16:38.840 --> 0:16:39.120 than that. 0:16:42.680 --> 0:16:47.000 So Mitra, you were you're like an expert of bad luck. 0:16:47.200 --> 0:16:49.520 Now how did this start? How did this happen? 0:16:49.600 --> 0:16:54.880 Like I think first one was a lot in high school. 0:16:55.000 --> 0:16:57.320 I injure myself a lot, like not a lot of 0:16:57.320 --> 0:17:01.960 bad stuff. That's usually my fault. So like, for example, 0:17:03.280 --> 0:17:05.920 I'm a soccer player. I played like from five till 0:17:06.119 --> 0:17:12.840 now and kind of like Beckham and I I I 0:17:12.920 --> 0:17:15.480 usually play like forward or mid and that's like who's 0:17:15.480 --> 0:17:18.399 shooting on goal? And I one time was getting like 0:17:18.560 --> 0:17:19.680 throttled by this chick. 0:17:19.840 --> 0:17:21.960 She kept like that sounds gay throttled. 0:17:22.800 --> 0:17:25.000 I was getting pounded out by this. 0:17:27.359 --> 0:17:35.720 Number nine, rattled by this chick that just kept pounding. 0:17:36.000 --> 0:17:38.760 Pounding, pounding, and she I got really upset and I 0:17:38.800 --> 0:17:41.200 took this. I took like the angriest shot on goal 0:17:41.240 --> 0:17:43.000 that I'd ever taken. It bounced off the goal post, 0:17:43.080 --> 0:17:44.480 hit me in the face, and when I came to, 0:17:44.640 --> 0:17:45.800 I was blind in one eye. 0:17:46.560 --> 0:17:49.240 Wait, you would right chaws and one eye? 0:17:51.640 --> 0:17:53.959 You were Stevie was actually about me. 0:17:57.000 --> 0:17:59.399 Wait, you hit the ball so hard that it bounced 0:17:59.440 --> 0:18:01.480 off the post. Hit you with hit you in the face. 0:18:01.640 --> 0:18:03.399