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Speaker 1: Kiss a fen. If you're traveling over spring break and

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Speaker 1: you'll be staying with friends, there are three things to

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Speaker 1: never do, according to an etiquette expert. One you ready

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Speaker 1: and then I got a quote for the day for Friday.

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Speaker 1: One ignore the shoe policy. Some houses are no shoes

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Speaker 1: you know when you get there. I don't do that

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Speaker 1: at my house anybe I should. It's really gross if

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Speaker 1: you think about what's on your shoes. So do you

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Speaker 1: guys do that at your house? I only did it

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Speaker 1: when the babies were crawling. I don't do it now.

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Speaker 1: So but if you have friends that have parents that

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Speaker 1: like have a no shoe policy, you gotta take your

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Speaker 1: shoes off. You gotta all right, don't leave an empty

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Speaker 1: toilet roll like the paper toilet. That is the people

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Speaker 1: that do that. They just did that in the bathroom

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Speaker 1: right here. I was like, it's right there in the

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Speaker 1: cabinet open. The cabinet is right there. Oh okay, Like

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Speaker 1: I have the key, it's unlocked. So it was you,

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Speaker 1: well know what I do? I five keys potty. I

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Speaker 1: got in a public place because I've been caught where

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Speaker 1: there's none left there all this sudden and then they're like,

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Speaker 1: there's no spear or the spears like hidden in the

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Speaker 1: compartment of the thing. I check to make sure before

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Speaker 1: I get into any execution, I check to make sure

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Speaker 1: everything's sorted, like either there's none left or a little

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Speaker 1: bit left, and there's a spear I can access, or

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Speaker 1: there's enough to use. If there's not a spar can

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Speaker 1: access or enough to use, I call it. I cancel. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's like emergency situation. You know, it works just fine

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Speaker 1: if you need to. And then finally, if you're traveling

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Speaker 1: over spring break, don't do this. They say, don't use

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Speaker 1: their shower gels, shampoo's, moisturizers or conditioner. I use that

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Speaker 1: in everybody's shower. I always use people's stuff. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: why it's there. We've got stuff at my home in Atlanta,

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Speaker 1: where I not where I grew up, but after I

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Speaker 1: grew up, they moved there. My sister grew up there.

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Speaker 1: In the bathroom, we have perp plus. It's been there

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Speaker 1: for twenty five years Sam at my parents' house. I

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Speaker 1: don't want it. I don't mind it at all. It

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Speaker 1: kind of brings me back to my childhood. Guys. Today's

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Speaker 1: quote on Systney's birthday broadcast when you decide to collect

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Speaker 1: experiences instead of things, you never run out of storage space.

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Speaker 1: It's great, isn't it. Let's get through it. Are you ready?

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Speaker 1: All hands on Jack Friday morning,