WEBVTT - LeBron James LEAVING Lakers? Warriors & Knicks LANDING SPOTS? Mahomes still NFL's best QB?

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome in What Try with Nick Right? Episode three forty six.

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<v Speaker 1>This episode What Try with Nick Right is brought to

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<v Speaker 1>you by boost Mobile. Fresh off vacation, enjoying some watching

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<v Speaker 1>some Wimbledon, wearing my vintage Wimbledon shirt that I still

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<v Speaker 1>never gone. But I wear this while I'm watching, I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like I'm more into it. Also, Deman's, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a two piece, a nice little matching two

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<v Speaker 1>piece outfit that I wear whenever I go to the

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<v Speaker 1>US Open. That's guys playing tennis on It's just like

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<v Speaker 1>cartoons of people playing tennis that I wear it. I

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<v Speaker 1>your mom had it squirreled away in a giveaway backup clothes.

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<v Speaker 1>She was like, you can't wear this again this year.

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<v Speaker 1>You have your Wimbledon shirt. I'm like, I'm not wearing

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<v Speaker 1>my Wimbledon shirt to the US Open. Do you know

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<v Speaker 1>how ridiculous I would look. I'm wearing my tennis outfit,

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<v Speaker 1>but there's so much No, it was for real. She

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<v Speaker 1>was gonna get rid of it without telling me. A

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<v Speaker 1>ton to do today. Great to see you, We got

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<v Speaker 1>some good family time. Demanse was on our family vacation

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<v Speaker 1>with us. We're back from Hawaii. My sleep schedules all

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<v Speaker 1>screwed up. You guys don't care about that, so let's

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<v Speaker 1>get right into it because we have a ton to do.

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<v Speaker 1>We also have a three hour TV show Today shows

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<v Speaker 1>from two to five right after soccer so on FS one,

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<v Speaker 1>and there is a lot I want to discuss, not

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<v Speaker 1>the least of which should be one of the funny

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<v Speaker 1>what I think will be one of the funniest stories

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<v Speaker 1>in the history of this show, and that has to

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<v Speaker 1>do with what one of the hosts of the show

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<v Speaker 1>came home to after a ten day vacation. So we

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<v Speaker 1>will discuss all of that, but first, thanks to our

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<v Speaker 1>friends at boost Mobile, we can bring you straight to voicemail,

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<v Speaker 1>which is basically what we're not going to have time

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<v Speaker 1>to get into today, which is the US loses to

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<v Speaker 1>Mexico in the Gold Cup Final. Not great, they didn't

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<v Speaker 1>play great. They could have won, but they didn't deserve

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<v Speaker 1>to when Bronnie had a nice little highlight play in

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<v Speaker 1>Summer League. And more importantly, I also think that Bronnie's

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<v Speaker 1>quote about listen, there are guys in this league, then

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<v Speaker 1>give you fifteen to twenty points. I'm not one of

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<v Speaker 1>those guys right now. I'm not gonna be one of

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<v Speaker 1>those guys that gonna have to make it work on defense.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought that was a great quote. I also thought

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<v Speaker 1>Bronni had a hilarious quote when they asked him about

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<v Speaker 1>the rumors surrounding swirling around Lebron James and he's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I try not to pay attention to that stuff, Like, Buddy,

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<v Speaker 1>that is your dad, Like I would, I like it.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand you're like, I don't want to comment on

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<v Speaker 1>another teammate's business, but like you guys live in the

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<v Speaker 1>same house. And then also do they live in the

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<v Speaker 1>same house that you know what, I don't know the

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<v Speaker 1>answer to that. Does Bronnie move out on his own?

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<v Speaker 1>He might, he's got an NBA contract, Maybe he does. Probably,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what. Again, I'll stay out of the young

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<v Speaker 1>man's business. But if there's if there's anyone in the

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<v Speaker 1>world that could all of a sudden be making a

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<v Speaker 1>million and a half bucks on their own and the

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<v Speaker 1>house that they can afford is a massive, massive downgrade

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<v Speaker 1>from what they're used to living in, it might be Bronnie.

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<v Speaker 1>So I maybe would you know, stay at home as

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<v Speaker 1>long as I could. And Joey Chestnut when the hot

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<v Speaker 1>Dog eating competition. This is a story. The producers love that.

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<v Speaker 1>Every year I remind them I do not like Joey Chestnut.

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<v Speaker 1>I am not interested in Joey Chestnut. And this little

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<v Speaker 1>photoshop of me holding up Joey Chestnut's arm, actually I

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<v Speaker 1>find offensive. But it's a mustard belt though I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>even know that's what it was called the mustard belt

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<v Speaker 1>that you know, you know, that's the problem with today's sports.

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<v Speaker 1>It's you know, it's too much belt culture. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>I listen to my friends on poker Go. By the way,

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<v Speaker 1>oh man, I do have an announcement coming up that

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<v Speaker 1>I think I can make. I gotta clear it with

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<v Speaker 1>everyone I think I can make on this podcast on Thursday,

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<v Speaker 1>major announcement me and Poke and things going on. I

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<v Speaker 1>have to make sure I'm okay to announce it. But

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<v Speaker 1>on Thursday, we should do that. My point is my

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<v Speaker 1>friends on poker Go, whenever they do a YouTube stream,

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<v Speaker 1>they're like, slam that like button. Do the like button,

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<v Speaker 1>same thing. Rate to the rate the podcast five stars.

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<v Speaker 1>let's get right to it, and this first segment might

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<v Speaker 1>be forty five minutes long.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's see about it.

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<v Speaker 3>So Lebron opted into his fifty two million dollar contract

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<v Speaker 3>and then came the trade rumors. Rich Paul came out

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<v Speaker 3>with a statement and said, Lebron knows the Lakers are

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<v Speaker 3>building for the future. He understands that, but he values

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<v Speaker 3>a realistic chance of winning it all. You thought that

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<v Speaker 3>they were gonna come away with a center. They ended

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<v Speaker 3>up getting DeAndre Hayden, who was a sinner. But something

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<v Speaker 3>about this whole process has been peeing you off.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you care to share with the audience?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? So I have just been mystified at the comm

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<v Speaker 1>a nation of misinformation, disingenuous commentary, and almost huffing and

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<v Speaker 1>puffing from the media, Like, ah, I guess we're forced

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about Lebron again. What the fuck else has

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<v Speaker 1>happened in free agency? The Kevin Durant trade that all

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<v Speaker 1>of us knew was coming, that we that we talked about.

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<v Speaker 1>That that was awesome, that was exciting. Other than that,

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<v Speaker 1>it's been the deadest free agent agency imaginable. One team

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<v Speaker 1>had cap space it was the nets. They they decided

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<v Speaker 1>to use it just to take other teams bad contracts.

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<v Speaker 1>Shams was telling us a month ago this could be

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<v Speaker 1>the craziest offseason ever. Nothing's happened other than the Durant move.

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<v Speaker 1>The most notable move is Norman Powell getting traded to Miami.

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<v Speaker 1>Norman Powell, who, by the way, oddly enough, the only

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<v Speaker 1>time Norman Powell's been discussed on regularly on podcasts and

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<v Speaker 1>TV shows aside from ones focused on the Clippers was

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<v Speaker 1>a different Lebron James thing when people were like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>what did anyone think of Norman Powell and his all

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<v Speaker 1>Star spot? If Lebron knew he wasn't gonna play and

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<v Speaker 1>so but I but I'm listening to and reading folks

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<v Speaker 1>basically be like, all right, I guess will feed the

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<v Speaker 1>content and engagement monster and have the boring, tired discussion

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<v Speaker 1>of could Lebron James be traded? You mean the greatest

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<v Speaker 1>player of all time or you know what, to not

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<v Speaker 1>argue with, folks, the at worst second greatest player of

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<v Speaker 1>all time who's never been traded, who is open now

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<v Speaker 1>potentially to being traded. That's a boring discussion. We'd rather

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<v Speaker 1>talk about the Pacers losing Miles Turner because they don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to pay the tax because Halliburton got hurt. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what we'd rather talk about, Cam Whitmore for two second

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<v Speaker 1>round picks, Like what are we doing? This is and

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<v Speaker 1>it's not lost on me today, this very moment is

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<v Speaker 1>the fifteen year anniversary. I didn't know that until I

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<v Speaker 1>saw an article' writting about this morning. Today's the fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>year anniversary of the decision, which means we've had fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>years of enhanced more, round the clock, more, twelve month

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<v Speaker 1>a year, three hundred and sixty five day NBA transaction interest,

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<v Speaker 1>from player empowerment to the owners trying to wrestle it back,

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<v Speaker 1>super Team's homegrown, all of it. It came because Lebron

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<v Speaker 1>and MATV put together a TV show and changed the

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<v Speaker 1>whole paradigm. And fifteen years later, he's still one of,

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<v Speaker 1>if not the most interesting person in the league, and

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<v Speaker 1>folks who cover the league for a living seem almost

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<v Speaker 1>resentful that this is a story. So I don't understand that.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's I guess a matter of taste. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>personal preference, so be it. But then there is what

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<v Speaker 1>I consider the outright misinformation might be too strong, especially

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<v Speaker 1>in today's climate, but just misleading and incorrect. I guess

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<v Speaker 1>opinions on Lebron's money and Lebron's value and Lebron's impact

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<v Speaker 1>on winning, because here's what I know. Last year we played,

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<v Speaker 1>we had an offseason. By the way, we're in the Olympics.

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<v Speaker 1>They had a whole All the best players in the

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<v Speaker 1>world came together in Paris to play a basketball tournament,

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<v Speaker 1>and then they voted on who was the most valuable

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<v Speaker 1>player in that tournament, and it was Lebron James. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I argued, you could have gone co MVPs because Lebron

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<v Speaker 1>carried the team up until the final, and then Steph

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<v Speaker 1>was so utterly brilliant in the semifinal and the final.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want to split the baby, so be it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fine. But he won the MVP of that. Then

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<v Speaker 1>this year, we had a whole NBA season, and then

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<v Speaker 1>the entirety of basketball media voted on awards. And after

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<v Speaker 1>this season, if your name was not shake Gilgess, Alexander Nikolejokic,

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<v Speaker 1>Giannis Antena Kumpo, Jason Tatum, or Donovan Mitchell, basketball media

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<v Speaker 1>said you were not as valuable as Lebron James. Those

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<v Speaker 1>are the five guys that finished higher on MVA voting.

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<v Speaker 1>Those are the five guys who received more First Team

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<v Speaker 1>All NBA votes. That's the entire list, Not Steph, not Kauai,

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<v Speaker 1>not Durant, not who's the younger guys that I'm leaving out,

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<v Speaker 1>Not Kaid, not Halliburton in the regular season, he obviously

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<v Speaker 1>came on huge in the postseason. None of those guys

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<v Speaker 1>we had an awards. We had a season sixth most

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<v Speaker 1>First Team All NBA votes, sixth most, sixth in the

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<v Speaker 1>MVP voting. And the reason I bring that up is

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<v Speaker 1>then the discussion around Lebron James make being the thirteenth

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<v Speaker 1>highest paid player was well, doesn't Lebron understand that a

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<v Speaker 1>huge impediment to winning is his salary? In what world?

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<v Speaker 1>In what world is the leagues? I don't know. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be conservative eighth best player being the thirteenth highest paid

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<v Speaker 1>player an impediment to winning. We just saw the Golden

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<v Speaker 1>State Warriors trade for and then extend Jimmy Butler, and

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<v Speaker 1>the narrative surrounding that is that open Steph's championship window.

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<v Speaker 1>Jimmy Butler makes more money than Lebron and is worse

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<v Speaker 1>than Lebron, they say it again, but no, I'm talking

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<v Speaker 1>about the right now, the right now, because by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>I would bet Lebron's got as many all NBA caliber seasons,

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<v Speaker 1>more All NBA caliber seasons left in him than Jimmy

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<v Speaker 1>Butler does. Jimmy Butler's done being an All NBA player,

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<v Speaker 1>Lebron was last year, and Steph and Lebron probably have

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<v Speaker 1>about the same amount of seasons left, give or take.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm talking about the here in the now. People

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<v Speaker 1>thought that the Warriors made a great move giving Jimmy

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<v Speaker 1>Butler that money, and it's a touch more than Lebron makes,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's a worst player, great player, but a worst player.

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<v Speaker 1>He like, in what universe is Lebron James making less

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<v Speaker 1>than Karl Anthony Towns and the same as Paul George

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<v Speaker 1>a bad contract, not a world where he was second

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<v Speaker 1>team All NBA and sixth in MVP voting. So there's

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<v Speaker 1>that piece of it that if you're the seventh or

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<v Speaker 1>eighth best player in the sport and you're the thirteenth

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<v Speaker 1>highest paid player in the sport, you're on a bargain contract,

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<v Speaker 1>then there was this piece of it. Well, if he

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<v Speaker 1>was really focused on winning, he should have taken less

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<v Speaker 1>to help the Lakers, and that was that is a

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<v Speaker 1>understandable opinion by fans and a just abhorred job by

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<v Speaker 1>the media in perpetuating that because Lebron James, if he

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<v Speaker 1>had cut his salary demonsey from fifty if he had

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<v Speaker 1>opted out of the fifty two and said, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll play for twenty you know how much cap space

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<v Speaker 1>that opens up for the Los Angeles Lakers zero dollars,

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<v Speaker 1>not a penny, because they're that far over the cap already.

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<v Speaker 1>If Lebron James had said I'll go from fifty two

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<v Speaker 1>million to the league minimum, it would have opened up

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<v Speaker 1>roughly ten million dollars in cap space for the Lakers.

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<v Speaker 1>Ten million bucks. So this idea that the Lakers could

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<v Speaker 1>have been these major players in free agency if Lebron

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<v Speaker 1>had simply taken a discount is belied by just the facts.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's also it's also a and we all know

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<v Speaker 1>this is true, a disingenuous discussion because had Lebron, let's say,

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<v Speaker 1>Lebron opted out and said I'm going to be a

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<v Speaker 1>free agent, and guess what guys, I'm gonna play for

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<v Speaker 1>the minimum. The entire conversation would be about stacking the deck, unfair,

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<v Speaker 1>faking like that. So there was him simply saying, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I'm the thirteenth igh is paid guy in

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<v Speaker 1>the league. I'm probably pretty underpaid. And that's even before

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<v Speaker 1>you consider all of the off court stuff that I

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<v Speaker 1>bring to the table. So yeah, I'll just play for

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<v Speaker 1>my fifty million? Is more? Been totally reasonable? Was there? Like?

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<v Speaker 3>So you have to but he opted into the contract?

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<v Speaker 3>Like what would have his other options have been?

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<v Speaker 1>He could have opted out and been a free agent.

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<v Speaker 1>He could have opted out and been a free agent

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<v Speaker 1>and signed anywhere for the literally anywhere for the league

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<v Speaker 1>minimum and leave fifty million on the table or a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of places for the mid level, which is about

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<v Speaker 1>fourteen million bucks. And the only team that could have

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<v Speaker 1>signed him for more than fourteen million dollars would have

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<v Speaker 1>been the Nets, which would have made no sense. So

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<v Speaker 1>those were go ahead?

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<v Speaker 2>And why did he not do that?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you saying like, because he thought the Lakers are

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<v Speaker 3>going to do a better job with secure and a better.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's a I don't think there is a

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<v Speaker 1>perfect solution here for you know what, they're trying to

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<v Speaker 1>accomplish all these things. And I'm a big believer of

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<v Speaker 1>you can't have everything you want in life, and sometimes,

0:16:02.360 --> 0:16:05.000
<v Speaker 1>like you, you know, you have to make trade offs.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sitting here arguing that the Lakers owe him

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<v Speaker 1>something more than they owe Luca, which is to try

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<v Speaker 1>to win a damn championship this season. And I'll get

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<v Speaker 1>to the Lakers piece of it in a minute. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not saying that there is a perfect solution for what

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<v Speaker 1>he's trying to accomplish. What I'm saying is the narrative

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<v Speaker 1>that a huge impediment to winning is you know, when

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<v Speaker 1>you pay a player way more than he's worth, that's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna hurt you, like the example of people uses you know,

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<v Speaker 1>Kobe at the end when Lebron was according to NBA voters,

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<v Speaker 1>which I am not was the sixth best player in

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<v Speaker 1>the league LAFTXT year. So that part is to me

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<v Speaker 1>just erroneous. Then there is the Okay, you've made over

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<v Speaker 1>a billion dollars, you want the Lakers to be more competitive,

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<v Speaker 1>take less money Dirk style and give them flexibility. When

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<v Speaker 1>you look at it that him taking less money would

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<v Speaker 1>not have given them any flexibility. And then there is

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<v Speaker 1>this other part of it which I mentioned on TV yesterday,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was the way it was captioned made it

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<v Speaker 1>seem like more of a shot at Durant than I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted it to be. But I said what I said,

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<v Speaker 1>which was and this is the part to me demans

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<v Speaker 1>that I find. No one can explain this to me correctly, nobody.

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<v Speaker 1>Do who do you think right right now this moment?

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<v Speaker 1>And there's no wrong answer here to Mon's You might

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<v Speaker 1>disagree with me. Who do you think right now this

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<v Speaker 1>moment is better Durant or Lebron? And do you think

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<v Speaker 1>it's close in either direction?

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<v Speaker 2>Offensively, I'd say Kevin Durant.

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<v Speaker 3>But as far as a better player, the better players

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<v Speaker 3>like just yeah, better all around, I'd have to give

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<v Speaker 3>it to Lebron. But it's either way, it's pretty close, probably, yeah, exactly,

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<v Speaker 3>the like if one guy's the eighth best player in

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<v Speaker 3>the league, the other guy's the tenth best player in

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<v Speaker 3>the league or nine to twelve or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, So I and despite the age, I think we

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<v Speaker 1>can agree that Lebron is the more durable player has

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<v Speaker 1>been like you know what I mean? Lebron is less

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<v Speaker 1>likely to miss thirty games with an injury. That's just

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<v Speaker 1>that's not a matter of opinion. We just we just

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<v Speaker 1>know it. Okay. So here's what I don't understand. Kevin

0:19:05.560 --> 0:19:13.560
<v Speaker 1>Durant was available for trade and the media lost its mind.

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<v Speaker 1>Who should go after him? These are the teams Durant

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't want, the Minnesota Should Minnesota trade for him? Anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>If you trade for him, do you just do you

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<v Speaker 1>want to just give him a contract? The Rockets were

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<v Speaker 1>the two seed, gave up their leading scorer, a valuable

0:19:31.720 --> 0:19:34.159
<v Speaker 1>defender who I don't like in Dylan Brooks, and the

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<v Speaker 1>tenth pick of the draft, and everyone's reaction was like,

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<v Speaker 1>what a great job by the Rockets, they might win

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<v Speaker 1>the title. A guy who at the very least is

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<v Speaker 1>as good as Durant and I think a touch better

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<v Speaker 1>is available potentially, and the same media is like, who

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<v Speaker 1>fucking want him? I mean, really, it doesn't make any sense.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I don't understand. Like last year, last year,

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<v Speaker 1>Lebron was better than Steph. They are similar Lebron's older,

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<v Speaker 1>but again like a kind of similar port places in

0:20:11.560 --> 0:20:15.240
<v Speaker 1>their career. Steph's team was in twenty four and twenty

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<v Speaker 1>five when they traded for Jimmy Butler, you felt like

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<v Speaker 1>it made them contenders. They lost to the Timberwolves and

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<v Speaker 1>five in the playoffs. Lebron's team was hanging on to

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<v Speaker 1>the three four seed. They trade for Luca, you felt

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<v Speaker 1>like it made them contenders. They lost to the Timberwolves

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<v Speaker 1>in five in the playoffs. That's like they had after

0:20:34.359 --> 0:20:39.080
<v Speaker 1>very similar Olympics, very similar seasons. They Lebron finished higher

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<v Speaker 1>an MVP and all NBA voting, but it was very close.

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<v Speaker 1>Right If Steph Curry had released a statement like I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know about the future of the Warriors and people

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<v Speaker 1>thought he might be available, it would be a full

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<v Speaker 1>stop freakout about what teams should package, what things to

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<v Speaker 1>try to get him. And we just saw it happened

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<v Speaker 1>with Durant when last year Lebron was better than both

0:21:08.400 --> 0:21:13.399
<v Speaker 1>those guys, and the collective reaction is, well, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>maybe maybe a team or two should make a courtesy

0:21:19.920 --> 0:21:25.840
<v Speaker 1>call and a collective eye roll of I can't believe

0:21:26.920 --> 0:21:32.479
<v Speaker 1>we're having this discussion. Has everyone lost their mind? Like

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<v Speaker 1>if you if you are the New York Knicks right

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<v Speaker 1>now in a wide open Eastern Conference and you just

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<v Speaker 1>hired Mike Brown, who has I don't know, been to

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<v Speaker 1>a finals with Lebron. You're not having a very long

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<v Speaker 1>meeting about well, Carl Anthony towns for Lebron James and

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<v Speaker 1>how that works and then calling the Lakers and seeing

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<v Speaker 1>if they're interested and the towns for Lebron thing demonse.

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<v Speaker 1>Here is the pros and the cons of it. The

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<v Speaker 1>cons for the Knicks obviously are guys ten years older

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<v Speaker 1>than the other that's con number one, right, your team

0:22:31.680 --> 0:22:40.560
<v Speaker 1>dynamic changes considerably, that's potentially potentially con number two. The pros,

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<v Speaker 1>in my opinion are, oddly, by adding a guy in

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<v Speaker 1>year twenty three, a forty guy who's going to be

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<v Speaker 1>forty one, you actually get better defensively for two reasons.

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<v Speaker 1>What is it's more Mitchell Robinson minutes instead of Towns,

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<v Speaker 1>so that definitively, you know, that helps you a lot defensively.

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<v Speaker 1>But also, as Lebron showed last year once they got Luca,

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<v Speaker 1>if he's not the primary offensive creator, he still has

0:23:10.480 --> 0:23:14.280
<v Speaker 1>the ability to be a good, not great defender like

0:23:14.320 --> 0:23:16.600
<v Speaker 1>he once was, but good defender if that's where he

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<v Speaker 1>can put his energy. The other sneaky pro for the

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<v Speaker 1>Knicks is do they actually want to move towns before

0:23:28.960 --> 0:23:32.959
<v Speaker 1>he's he wants this next mega extension when they traded

0:23:33.000 --> 0:23:36.359
<v Speaker 1>all those picks for bridges and you're gonna have to

0:23:36.400 --> 0:23:40.880
<v Speaker 1>extend him and you've already extended og and you're obviously

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<v Speaker 1>in the Jalen Brunson business like does the fact that

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<v Speaker 1>Lebron would be short term act? Is that actually a

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<v Speaker 1>positive because you don't want to, you know, have the

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<v Speaker 1>big money it's associated with Karl Anthony Towns when there

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<v Speaker 1>are I think legitimate, real concerns of if our two

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<v Speaker 1>best players are bruntsing in towns, are we good enough

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<v Speaker 1>defensively ever to win four rounds? I think those are

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<v Speaker 1>all real, legitimate discussions. And then it's like, right now,

0:24:20.880 --> 0:24:26.480
<v Speaker 1>this moment, as crazy as this is, because he's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be in your twenty three, But is Lebron better than

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<v Speaker 1>Karl Anthony Towns? My answer to that question is yes.

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<v Speaker 1>If you feel differently than you, don't make this trick.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you think the answer is yes, does the

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<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty five twenty twenty six season have more value

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<v Speaker 1>than future seasons have? Let me rephrase it, does it

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<v Speaker 1>have oddly what's the right word I'll just say it though,

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<v Speaker 1>instead of trying to say what I was trying to

0:25:06.760 --> 0:25:10.679
<v Speaker 1>say exactly, I'll just explain it. Because the East is

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<v Speaker 1>so ripped away due to injuries, does getting ten percent

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<v Speaker 1>better for this upcoming season matter more than it would

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<v Speaker 1>in normal years? Because it's like, man, the Celtics are

0:25:28.080 --> 0:25:31.240
<v Speaker 1>off the chess board, the Pacers are off the chess board.

0:25:31.600 --> 0:25:35.760
<v Speaker 1>The Bucks don't know where they are on the chessboard.

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<v Speaker 1>We're already the favorites in the conference. We haven't won

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<v Speaker 1>a championship in fifty two years. What if we go

0:25:46.119 --> 0:25:52.560
<v Speaker 1>for it? It certainly is a worthy, legitimate conversation, just

0:25:52.800 --> 0:25:58.359
<v Speaker 1>like it now. I wouldn't necessarily want this if I

0:25:58.400 --> 0:26:02.800
<v Speaker 1>were Lebron, But you know another team, Demons that should

0:26:03.960 --> 0:26:13.600
<v Speaker 1>at least discuss it, Golden State Jimmy for Lebron. The

0:26:13.680 --> 0:26:17.960
<v Speaker 1>Lakers get younger, and add you know a guy who

0:26:18.000 --> 0:26:21.080
<v Speaker 1>doesn't need the ball at all, a guy who's you know,

0:26:21.240 --> 0:26:24.040
<v Speaker 1>more about intangibles and devons and stuff like that at

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<v Speaker 1>this point of his career, and you put Stephan Lebron

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<v Speaker 1>together and be like, all right, you know, let's see, like, now,

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<v Speaker 1>if I were Lebron, that's not that interesting to me

0:26:35.840 --> 0:26:39.720
<v Speaker 1>because I actually think the position he's in right like Luca,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel is better than Steph and so at this point,

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<v Speaker 1>and so I don't think that Golden State would be

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<v Speaker 1>a you know that you'd be in a better position

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<v Speaker 1>to win, But go ahead.

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<v Speaker 3>Right with all this stuff going on, like what about Luca,

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<v Speaker 3>who has like the player option next year? And also

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<v Speaker 3>like and how likely do you even think that it's

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<v Speaker 3>that it is that Lebron will be traded what team?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't think it's I don't. I don't think

0:27:02.640 --> 0:27:08.840
<v Speaker 1>it's likely, but I don't at all think it's fantasy

0:27:08.920 --> 0:27:12.119
<v Speaker 1>at this point. That's the first point. The second point

0:27:12.200 --> 0:27:16.240
<v Speaker 1>is and I tried to be very and I will

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<v Speaker 1>again try to be very cautious about how I were

0:27:19.600 --> 0:27:24.359
<v Speaker 1>of this, And this is this is a good reason

0:27:24.480 --> 0:27:27.240
<v Speaker 1>right here to like, rate, subscribe, review, to check out

0:27:27.280 --> 0:27:30.919
<v Speaker 1>the podcast, because this little piece right here we also won't, like,

0:27:31.359 --> 0:27:37.159
<v Speaker 1>you know, specifically push out on its own on socials

0:27:38.359 --> 0:27:40.879
<v Speaker 1>because I don't I I don't want this to be

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<v Speaker 1>aggregated incorrectly. But I told you guys two weeks ago

0:27:50.920 --> 0:27:55.440
<v Speaker 1>that I thought and this was what I would call

0:27:56.359 --> 0:28:07.439
<v Speaker 1>very in a very informed opinion that these finals specifically

0:28:09.880 --> 0:28:17.720
<v Speaker 1>were difficult. Not being in the tournament late into this

0:28:17.880 --> 0:28:22.640
<v Speaker 1>tournament had not sat well with Lebron at all, and

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<v Speaker 1>that the itch to have one more run was as

0:28:29.520 --> 0:28:34.360
<v Speaker 1>strong as ever. And I said that then I went

0:28:34.359 --> 0:28:37.240
<v Speaker 1>on vacation, and then surely thereafter Rich Paul released that

0:28:37.359 --> 0:28:43.200
<v Speaker 1>statement and it felt very in line with what I

0:28:43.280 --> 0:28:47.440
<v Speaker 1>knew to be true, which was Lebron is not saying

0:28:48.440 --> 0:28:52.320
<v Speaker 1>I can't win with the Lakers. What Lebron is saying

0:28:52.480 --> 0:28:59.959
<v Speaker 1>is if your focus is not winning right now, then

0:29:00.360 --> 0:29:03.840
<v Speaker 1>were not a great fit anymore. And that's reasonable.

0:29:04.600 --> 0:29:07.360
<v Speaker 3>Why do you come out and say that, you know,

0:29:07.400 --> 0:29:08.720
<v Speaker 3>after Lebron, Well, I.

0:29:08.640 --> 0:29:12.120
<v Speaker 1>Think there's two reasons. So I think there were two reasons.

0:29:12.200 --> 0:29:15.320
<v Speaker 1>One was to put I think there were potentially two

0:29:15.520 --> 0:29:20.840
<v Speaker 1>positive outcomes. One was shake the trees of the league

0:29:20.880 --> 0:29:24.480
<v Speaker 1>to see if a team like the Knicks did want

0:29:24.520 --> 0:29:29.520
<v Speaker 1>to inquire about his availability. The other one was to

0:29:29.640 --> 0:29:35.720
<v Speaker 1>try to shake Rob Blinka into being aggressive. And when

0:29:35.760 --> 0:29:40.440
<v Speaker 1>I saw Dave mcminnimon report that the Lakers are focused

0:29:41.680 --> 0:29:49.680
<v Speaker 1>on having max cap space in twenty twenty seven, I

0:29:49.680 --> 0:29:55.720
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to throw my phone that forget Lebron you're

0:29:55.800 --> 0:29:58.320
<v Speaker 1>at next year, you're gonna have twenty seven year old

0:29:58.400 --> 0:30:02.120
<v Speaker 1>Luke ad Ancic, who by the way, has not signed

0:30:02.160 --> 0:30:07.080
<v Speaker 1>an extension yet. You know when your window is right

0:30:07.120 --> 0:30:14.000
<v Speaker 1>now every year, and and I just I also I've

0:30:14.080 --> 0:30:18.560
<v Speaker 1>also heard the be like, well, listen, if Luke and

0:30:18.680 --> 0:30:22.640
<v Speaker 1>Lebron aren't good enough to win a title, then how

0:30:22.680 --> 0:30:24.680
<v Speaker 1>much of that is on Luke and Lebron? And the

0:30:24.680 --> 0:30:27.520
<v Speaker 1>answer to that is yes and no, because this is

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<v Speaker 1>how I felt at times when I was frustrated with

0:30:30.240 --> 0:30:35.280
<v Speaker 1>the Lakers when Ad was still there, when it's like, okay,

0:30:35.440 --> 0:30:40.480
<v Speaker 1>if it were a two on two tournament, would the

0:30:40.560 --> 0:30:43.760
<v Speaker 1>Lakers when it was Lebron and Ad and the rest

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<v Speaker 1>of that mismashed supporting cast, would they have a better

0:30:47.480 --> 0:30:50.480
<v Speaker 1>chance of winning the NBA title if the league were

0:30:50.480 --> 0:30:52.120
<v Speaker 1>set up as it is right now, if it were

0:30:52.160 --> 0:30:54.960
<v Speaker 1>two on two? And I felt for a number of

0:30:54.960 --> 0:30:57.560
<v Speaker 1>those years probably two on two, like their top two

0:30:57.560 --> 0:30:59.960
<v Speaker 1>guys against anybody else's top two guys. Take your chance,

0:31:01.200 --> 0:31:04.200
<v Speaker 1>And it's the supporting cast that is not, especially in

0:31:04.280 --> 0:31:08.240
<v Speaker 1>the new NBA with a weak link era, where you

0:31:08.280 --> 0:31:12.640
<v Speaker 1>know where you need five legitimate guys. And that's how

0:31:12.640 --> 0:31:15.520
<v Speaker 1>I feel right now if it weren't two on if

0:31:15.680 --> 0:31:20.000
<v Speaker 1>for Lebron and Luca against Yokichen Murray and I guess

0:31:20.040 --> 0:31:22.800
<v Speaker 1>Giannis and Miles Turner now, which would be an awkward

0:31:22.840 --> 0:31:29.800
<v Speaker 1>two on two game. And step and Jimmy and Brunton

0:31:29.880 --> 0:31:32.640
<v Speaker 1>and Karl Anthony Towns. I like their change. I like,

0:31:32.800 --> 0:31:37.040
<v Speaker 1>you know what, I like the Lakers chances Katie and

0:31:37.080 --> 0:31:42.040
<v Speaker 1>shongoon Ooh, that'd be fun, but it's not that, and

0:31:42.120 --> 0:31:49.320
<v Speaker 1>so rounding out the rest of the roster. And by

0:31:49.360 --> 0:31:53.200
<v Speaker 1>the way, I don't hate the eight and move. I've

0:31:53.240 --> 0:31:56.240
<v Speaker 1>never liked Dayton and Demons. If you remember, I don't

0:31:56.280 --> 0:32:00.360
<v Speaker 1>know if you saw it sidebar from all the the

0:32:00.400 --> 0:32:10.360
<v Speaker 1>Betroun stuff. Okay, I'm so glad you remembered. So a

0:32:10.480 --> 0:32:15.800
<v Speaker 1>year ago. Two years ago, however, long ago. DeAndre Aiden

0:32:15.840 --> 0:32:19.280
<v Speaker 1>got traded to the Portland Trailblazers and played terribly at

0:32:19.320 --> 0:32:19.880
<v Speaker 1>the start.

0:32:19.680 --> 0:32:20.160
<v Speaker 2>Of the year.

0:32:20.560 --> 0:32:23.720
<v Speaker 1>And then he did an interview and one of the

0:32:23.760 --> 0:32:27.320
<v Speaker 1>things he said was, yeah, like, you know, everything's been off,

0:32:28.320 --> 0:32:34.640
<v Speaker 1>including I've been sleeping on an air mattress. And I

0:32:34.840 --> 0:32:37.880
<v Speaker 1>said to Demons, and I don't know if he thought

0:32:37.880 --> 0:32:41.080
<v Speaker 1>I was being unfair or not, that that right there

0:32:43.080 --> 0:32:49.800
<v Speaker 1>that one statement is such an indictment on Aten's professionalism

0:32:49.840 --> 0:32:54.280
<v Speaker 1>and maturity that it's not acceptable when you're a professional

0:32:54.320 --> 0:32:58.760
<v Speaker 1>athlete who's been paid, who was on a near max

0:32:58.880 --> 0:33:03.880
<v Speaker 1>contract to be like, well, shit, my bed hasn't been delivered,

0:33:04.240 --> 0:33:08.080
<v Speaker 1>So I guess for six weeks as a seven foot

0:33:08.160 --> 0:33:11.120
<v Speaker 1>tall NBA center, I'm gonna sleep on an air mattress,

0:33:11.320 --> 0:33:14.560
<v Speaker 1>which is not acceptable. It's not it's no, it would,

0:33:14.600 --> 0:33:19.400
<v Speaker 1>it's it's in the same like you just can't happen.

0:33:19.440 --> 0:33:21.160
<v Speaker 2>What do you do in that situation? You like sleep

0:33:21.160 --> 0:33:23.640
<v Speaker 2>in a hotel room or you No, you haven't. You

0:33:23.680 --> 0:33:25.720
<v Speaker 2>could have got a bed expedited, is what you're saying.

0:33:25.920 --> 0:33:27.480
<v Speaker 1>It's like you can get it. I could get I

0:33:27.520 --> 0:33:32.720
<v Speaker 1>could get if you're it right now, Like the nicest

0:33:32.760 --> 0:33:38.120
<v Speaker 1>bed at mattress Firm. No free ads, but I'll just

0:33:38.240 --> 0:33:41.720
<v Speaker 1>shout them out, the nicest bed, all of it. It's

0:33:41.720 --> 0:33:44.040
<v Speaker 1>like they're expensive, that it's gonna be expensive, like twelve

0:33:44.160 --> 0:33:50.360
<v Speaker 1>fifteen thousand dollars. If you call Mattress whatever bed company

0:33:50.560 --> 0:33:52.560
<v Speaker 1>X Mattress firm, if you'd like more of these plugs,

0:33:52.560 --> 0:33:55.680
<v Speaker 1>you need to talk to our sales department and be like, hey,

0:33:56.600 --> 0:34:01.680
<v Speaker 1>what's the biggest, nicest bed you have in stock? Okay,

0:34:02.840 --> 0:34:06.360
<v Speaker 1>how much does it cost? Okay? All right, listen. What's

0:34:06.360 --> 0:34:10.920
<v Speaker 1>your name? Marcus? All right, Marcus, how are you doing today?

0:34:11.080 --> 0:34:13.200
<v Speaker 1>Today's your lucky day because you answered the phone. Here's

0:34:13.239 --> 0:34:18.640
<v Speaker 1>the deal. I need that bed or a facsimile of

0:34:18.680 --> 0:34:21.399
<v Speaker 1>it at my house by the end of the day.

0:34:22.040 --> 0:34:25.200
<v Speaker 1>I do not care what you have to do for it.

0:34:25.640 --> 0:34:27.880
<v Speaker 1>Here's the deal. I'm gonna give you my credit card,

0:34:28.719 --> 0:34:32.560
<v Speaker 1>you pay whatever extra fees there are, and when it

0:34:32.600 --> 0:34:35.960
<v Speaker 1>gets done, I'm having someone come down to the store

0:34:36.000 --> 0:34:39.239
<v Speaker 1>and give you five thousand dollars cash. Call me back

0:34:39.280 --> 0:34:41.200
<v Speaker 1>in a half hour and let me know how it's happening.

0:34:41.600 --> 0:34:44.920
<v Speaker 1>That would get done and you pay a five thousand

0:34:44.960 --> 0:34:48.000
<v Speaker 1>dollars I need my bed now tax and you don't,

0:34:48.480 --> 0:34:52.600
<v Speaker 1>and you have a good NBA season. So pointise, I said,

0:34:52.600 --> 0:34:54.880
<v Speaker 1>that guy's not to be taken, not to be trusted.

0:34:55.320 --> 0:34:57.520
<v Speaker 1>He had traded for the Blazers and the reports are,

0:34:57.560 --> 0:35:00.920
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, this guy. He's late for meetings, he

0:35:01.000 --> 0:35:04.040
<v Speaker 1>missed his treatment. He's a pain in the ass. I'm like, yeah,

0:35:04.120 --> 0:35:06.000
<v Speaker 1>you know how I knew to be sleeping on an

0:35:06.000 --> 0:35:10.920
<v Speaker 1>air mattress That's how I knew. It's just I mean,

0:35:10.920 --> 0:35:14.520
<v Speaker 1>and so you have all that said. With all that said,

0:35:14.680 --> 0:35:19.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't for eight million bucks, he's worth a flyer.

0:35:20.920 --> 0:35:23.919
<v Speaker 1>I've never been a DeAndre Ayton guy, but he's worth

0:35:23.960 --> 0:35:28.000
<v Speaker 1>a flyer. There are other moves I would have liked more,

0:35:30.440 --> 0:35:35.400
<v Speaker 1>but worth a flyer. I just think I think the

0:35:35.480 --> 0:35:38.919
<v Speaker 1>Lakers man, Rob Blink has never been good at this job.

0:35:39.440 --> 0:35:45.840
<v Speaker 1>And I understand he was the in that analogy. I

0:35:46.000 --> 0:35:49.799
<v Speaker 1>just made Marcus the mattress salesperson who a guy called

0:35:49.880 --> 0:35:51.879
<v Speaker 1>him up and was like, Hey, Lucky Day, I'm gonna

0:35:51.880 --> 0:35:54.240
<v Speaker 1>buy your best bet and give you five thousand dollars

0:35:54.239 --> 0:36:00.160
<v Speaker 1>tip for your trouble. He was the Marcus in that analogy,

0:36:00.680 --> 0:36:03.440
<v Speaker 1>and the guy calling him was Nico Harrison, and instead

0:36:03.440 --> 0:36:06.040
<v Speaker 1>of five thousand dollars, he offered him Luka Doncic. But

0:36:06.160 --> 0:36:09.319
<v Speaker 1>that didn't make Marcus the world's greatest mattress salesperson, and

0:36:09.360 --> 0:36:13.000
<v Speaker 1>that didn't make Rob Blinka great GM. It was just like,

0:36:13.040 --> 0:36:18.240
<v Speaker 1>ah shit, lucky Day. And so I think alienating Dorian

0:36:18.360 --> 0:36:25.000
<v Speaker 1>Finney Smith when Luca loves him and Luca hasn't signed

0:36:25.080 --> 0:36:34.120
<v Speaker 1>his extension yet, is worrisome. It's not nothing, I and

0:36:34.280 --> 0:36:41.400
<v Speaker 1>so I would I just I don't think the Lakers

0:36:41.440 --> 0:36:44.360
<v Speaker 1>are drawing dead. I don't think they are. They have

0:36:44.400 --> 0:36:47.680
<v Speaker 1>put themselves in the best position. And if they don't

0:36:47.719 --> 0:36:52.319
<v Speaker 1>want to contend this year, if they're like no, And

0:36:52.360 --> 0:36:54.600
<v Speaker 1>by the way, it also doesn't like I don't know

0:36:54.640 --> 0:36:57.560
<v Speaker 1>why Rob Blinka would be trying to save cap space

0:36:57.600 --> 0:37:00.759
<v Speaker 1>for twenty twenty seven. Rob, You're not going to be

0:37:00.880 --> 0:37:04.440
<v Speaker 1>in charge in twenty twenty seven, buddy. Those new owners

0:37:04.600 --> 0:37:07.839
<v Speaker 1>are going to survey the landscape and be like, so,

0:37:07.920 --> 0:37:13.080
<v Speaker 1>where they're inefficiencies in this league? Oh, unlimited budget on

0:37:14.200 --> 0:37:18.040
<v Speaker 1>front offices, coaching staffs, trainers, scouts, those types of things,

0:37:18.040 --> 0:37:21.880
<v Speaker 1>no salary cap there, Well, what if we upgraded at

0:37:21.920 --> 0:37:27.000
<v Speaker 1>that spot? And so I just that there it is.

0:37:27.160 --> 0:37:31.160
<v Speaker 1>I said it might be forty minutes, it was thirty

0:37:31.560 --> 0:37:36.480
<v Speaker 1>that That's my Lakers, Lebron ram I helpe. You all

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<v Speaker 1>enjoyed it, Uh, I have a less I have one.

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<v Speaker 1>All right demands Before we get to what hopefully is

0:39:58.440 --> 0:40:00.640
<v Speaker 1>one of the why not hopefully what I think will

0:40:00.680 --> 0:40:02.640
<v Speaker 1>be one of the funniest stories we've ever told on

0:40:02.680 --> 0:40:04.799
<v Speaker 1>the show. I do want to talk a little bit

0:40:04.800 --> 0:40:07.720
<v Speaker 1>about Patrick Mahomes first show back, gone for ten days.

0:40:08.000 --> 0:40:09.960
<v Speaker 1>Two things happened while I was on vacation.

0:40:11.160 --> 0:40:12.280
<v Speaker 2>Guys, I was attacked.

0:40:12.360 --> 0:40:16.799
<v Speaker 1>I was just walking around, walking the beach, listening to

0:40:16.920 --> 0:40:19.920
<v Speaker 1>things on trying to I didn't really I wasn't on

0:40:19.960 --> 0:40:24.120
<v Speaker 1>Twitter much. I read three books, I did the New

0:40:24.239 --> 0:40:27.799
<v Speaker 1>York Times Crossword every day. But then i'd walk the

0:40:27.840 --> 0:40:32.600
<v Speaker 1>beach and you know, listen to things. And I just

0:40:32.640 --> 0:40:36.799
<v Speaker 1>heard the worst takes and they were centered around my

0:40:36.880 --> 0:40:40.200
<v Speaker 1>two guys, Lebron James and Patrick Mahomes. So let's get

0:40:40.200 --> 0:40:41.200
<v Speaker 1>to the Mahomes piece of it.

0:40:41.760 --> 0:40:44.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so Mahomes wants to get past that Super Bowl

0:40:44.160 --> 0:40:46.360
<v Speaker 3>loss and get that nasty taste out of his mouth,

0:40:46.440 --> 0:40:48.479
<v Speaker 3>and he's it's also getting tired of all the talk,

0:40:48.640 --> 0:40:50.279
<v Speaker 3>saying that he wants to just settle all this on

0:40:50.320 --> 0:40:53.839
<v Speaker 3>the football field. Yeah, this is another thing that really

0:40:53.840 --> 0:40:57.040
<v Speaker 3>annoyed you. Which I'm curious what the angle is here,

0:40:57.080 --> 0:40:58.320
<v Speaker 3>what pgoff?

0:40:58.360 --> 0:41:02.720
<v Speaker 1>Well, it's not, no, no, no. His comments didn't annoy

0:41:02.800 --> 0:41:09.160
<v Speaker 1>me me last week, which was so here's the deal.

0:41:11.080 --> 0:41:15.839
<v Speaker 1>If someone wants to have the courage to come out

0:41:15.880 --> 0:41:22.440
<v Speaker 1>and be like, you know what, you know, here's a take,

0:41:23.520 --> 0:41:28.560
<v Speaker 1>free take for someone who wants it. Okay, Like it's

0:41:28.680 --> 0:41:37.360
<v Speaker 1>just sometimes sometimes I'm disappointed in uh my industry because

0:41:38.000 --> 0:41:41.040
<v Speaker 1>there are these I can see these. I'm like, oh,

0:41:41.080 --> 0:41:43.719
<v Speaker 1>that would be a good take. I don't believe it.

0:41:44.360 --> 0:41:48.439
<v Speaker 1>But no one has made had this take, and it's

0:41:48.600 --> 0:41:51.640
<v Speaker 1>right there, and I know it would cut through the

0:41:51.680 --> 0:41:56.239
<v Speaker 1>noise and you could establish yourself with it, and no one,

0:41:57.520 --> 0:42:00.399
<v Speaker 1>no one, no one has said it. Now, I don't

0:42:00.400 --> 0:42:03.160
<v Speaker 1>believe this. This is not my take. So consider this

0:42:04.000 --> 0:42:11.160
<v Speaker 1>like the sports take version of developing some type of

0:42:12.080 --> 0:42:14.560
<v Speaker 1>vaccine or cure for something and be like, we're not

0:42:14.640 --> 0:42:17.960
<v Speaker 1>patenting it. Anyone can copy it free for the world

0:42:18.080 --> 0:42:26.880
<v Speaker 1>public use. Here's a take. The last few years, Patrick

0:42:27.000 --> 0:42:35.560
<v Speaker 1>Mahomes has pretty clearly not been judged based on his numbers.

0:42:36.280 --> 0:42:39.280
<v Speaker 1>He's been judged based on the fact that his team wins,

0:42:40.360 --> 0:42:44.080
<v Speaker 1>that he is a leader, that he plays his best

0:42:44.080 --> 0:42:48.000
<v Speaker 1>in the biggest spots, and that is how he has

0:42:48.080 --> 0:42:55.719
<v Speaker 1>held on too the best quarterback alive Moniker, despite the

0:42:55.840 --> 0:43:02.280
<v Speaker 1>fact that his two biggest conference rivals Josh Allen Lamar

0:43:02.360 --> 0:43:05.879
<v Speaker 1>Jackson have both won league and vps in this time

0:43:08.480 --> 0:43:13.560
<v Speaker 1>and if that has allowed Mahomes to climb to the

0:43:13.600 --> 0:43:21.120
<v Speaker 1>top of the quarterback mountain, then the exact same standard

0:43:22.800 --> 0:43:28.640
<v Speaker 1>should be used to evaluate Jalen Hurts and Jalen Hurts.

0:43:29.680 --> 0:43:33.800
<v Speaker 1>Who's never missed the playoffs, whose team wins double digit

0:43:33.840 --> 0:43:37.040
<v Speaker 1>games every year, who's been to two Super Bowls, been

0:43:37.160 --> 0:43:43.040
<v Speaker 1>awesome in both. Some would argue outplayed Mahomes in both,

0:43:43.200 --> 0:43:48.080
<v Speaker 1>certainly in this last one, and has done it with

0:43:48.480 --> 0:43:53.120
<v Speaker 1>what you know, let's call it, a polarizing coach and

0:43:53.360 --> 0:43:59.440
<v Speaker 1>a polarizing receiver in a tough city and now is

0:43:59.520 --> 0:44:02.880
<v Speaker 1>coming off off you know, leading an offense to damn

0:44:02.880 --> 0:44:07.160
<v Speaker 1>near a one hundred points combined in the conference championship

0:44:07.200 --> 0:44:12.880
<v Speaker 1>game in the Super Bowl and puts his body on

0:44:12.960 --> 0:44:15.799
<v Speaker 1>the line, doesn't care about his passing numbers for the

0:44:15.800 --> 0:44:21.720
<v Speaker 1>most unstoppable play in football. That player the defending Super

0:44:21.719 --> 0:44:28.439
<v Speaker 1>Bowl MVP. He's the best quarterback alive. End of take.

0:44:30.960 --> 0:44:39.400
<v Speaker 1>That take is again, I do not believe it, but

0:44:39.520 --> 0:44:42.960
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't have a ton of logical holes if someone

0:44:43.120 --> 0:44:54.720
<v Speaker 1>wanted to have it. Instead, these dopes want to knock

0:44:54.880 --> 0:44:58.680
<v Speaker 1>Mahomes off his perch a best quarterback in the league,

0:44:59.480 --> 0:45:06.120
<v Speaker 1>and they are doing it for one of three quarterbacks,

0:45:06.160 --> 0:45:09.080
<v Speaker 1>really one of two and mostly one of just one

0:45:09.840 --> 0:45:16.239
<v Speaker 1>who's never once out played him in a big spot.

0:45:16.440 --> 0:45:22.319
<v Speaker 1>It's the majority of quarterback rankings lists right now have

0:45:22.440 --> 0:45:29.839
<v Speaker 1>Josh Allen number one, which is hilarious and indefensible, and

0:45:30.760 --> 0:45:36.279
<v Speaker 1>it is not an allowable take until one time in

0:45:36.360 --> 0:45:40.040
<v Speaker 1>a spot that matters. It's not a quarterback wins thing.

0:45:40.360 --> 0:45:43.880
<v Speaker 1>He outplays Patrick, and the last two years, one in

0:45:43.920 --> 0:45:46.560
<v Speaker 1>his building, one in the Chiefs building. He's had the

0:45:46.600 --> 0:45:48.920
<v Speaker 1>ball in his hands, chance to go do it, and

0:45:48.960 --> 0:45:53.120
<v Speaker 1>it couldn't get forty yards either time, so that's not allowed.

0:45:54.080 --> 0:45:58.920
<v Speaker 1>Lamar can win every MVP from here until retirement, and

0:45:59.040 --> 0:46:03.160
<v Speaker 1>until he wins a single big game, it's obviously not allowed.

0:46:03.960 --> 0:46:08.680
<v Speaker 1>And Joe Burrow had outplayed Patrick in a big spot,

0:46:10.800 --> 0:46:13.759
<v Speaker 1>had a chance to really put a stake in the

0:46:13.800 --> 0:46:18.280
<v Speaker 1>heart of the Chiefs through fourth quarter interception the conference

0:46:18.320 --> 0:46:20.800
<v Speaker 1>championship game lost and has n't been back to the

0:46:20.800 --> 0:46:28.000
<v Speaker 1>playoffs since. And the amount of people trying to argue

0:46:28.040 --> 0:46:33.120
<v Speaker 1>any one of those three guys has ascended past Patrick.

0:46:33.160 --> 0:46:36.680
<v Speaker 1>Because Patrick got beat by Jalen arts and they played

0:46:36.680 --> 0:46:38.920
<v Speaker 1>more than the Super Bowl. It's the dumbest shit I've

0:46:38.920 --> 0:46:44.880
<v Speaker 1>ever heard. You then combine it with this whole ooh

0:46:45.200 --> 0:46:50.680
<v Speaker 1>to the Chiefs era over based on what that they

0:46:50.680 --> 0:46:54.400
<v Speaker 1>were just the second best team in football last year,

0:46:55.840 --> 0:46:59.359
<v Speaker 1>based on the fact that they just completed the best

0:46:59.440 --> 0:47:01.759
<v Speaker 1>three years stretch in the history of the league and

0:47:01.840 --> 0:47:04.520
<v Speaker 1>are tied for the best five and seven year stretches

0:47:04.520 --> 0:47:06.839
<v Speaker 1>in the history of the league. What is the what

0:47:06.960 --> 0:47:09.919
<v Speaker 1>is the piece of evidence you have like, oh, this

0:47:10.000 --> 0:47:12.439
<v Speaker 1>might be the Broncos or Chargers year. There is none,

0:47:13.800 --> 0:47:18.880
<v Speaker 1>And so the again, the Eagles have bragging rights, and

0:47:18.960 --> 0:47:21.480
<v Speaker 1>Jalen Hurts has bragging rights, And the Eagles have it

0:47:21.520 --> 0:47:24.000
<v Speaker 1>because they want as a team, and Jalen Hurts has

0:47:24.000 --> 0:47:27.120
<v Speaker 1>it because individually he played, you know, he was the

0:47:27.160 --> 0:47:31.600
<v Speaker 1>best quarterback on the field that Sunday. But these AFC

0:47:32.600 --> 0:47:40.279
<v Speaker 1>also rans that are being elevated because of what I

0:47:40.520 --> 0:47:45.399
<v Speaker 1>just I can't. I can't deal with just one time

0:47:46.320 --> 0:47:50.319
<v Speaker 1>at one time? Can I just see? It's what I

0:47:50.360 --> 0:47:54.600
<v Speaker 1>said to that guy in Hawaii, the guy I'm walking,

0:47:55.120 --> 0:48:01.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm walking with the family down the boardwalk in Honolulu,

0:48:03.320 --> 0:48:07.640
<v Speaker 1>and this guy walks up to me, and he's like, amen,

0:48:08.880 --> 0:48:13.880
<v Speaker 1>this is Bill's country out here in my head. I'm like, no,

0:48:13.960 --> 0:48:19.560
<v Speaker 1>it's fucking not, man, it's actually I'm not sure there's

0:48:19.600 --> 0:48:23.480
<v Speaker 1>a place in the United States that is that is

0:48:24.400 --> 0:48:31.759
<v Speaker 1>further removed literally geographically but also spiritually from Buffalo, New

0:48:31.840 --> 0:48:37.000
<v Speaker 1>York as the boardwalk in Honolulu. Like, first of all,

0:48:37.120 --> 0:48:40.880
<v Speaker 1>it's just a bad take. Second of all, get a life.

0:48:42.080 --> 0:48:43.080
<v Speaker 2>But I didn't.

0:48:43.160 --> 0:48:46.879
<v Speaker 1>I didn't say I didn't say any of that. I'm like, okay, nice.

0:48:46.920 --> 0:48:53.120
<v Speaker 1>I mean, like five minutes later, he runs me down

0:48:54.680 --> 0:48:57.120
<v Speaker 1>and was like, hey, man, I'm so sorry I said that.

0:48:57.960 --> 0:49:01.680
<v Speaker 1>Can I please get a picture? And I'm like sure,

0:49:03.120 --> 0:49:06.000
<v Speaker 1>so I take the picture. He's like, yeah, man, thanks,

0:49:06.160 --> 0:49:08.279
<v Speaker 1>sorry about that. I'm like sor right. But then I

0:49:08.280 --> 0:49:10.480
<v Speaker 1>couldn't resist because I was like, I'm with my wife

0:49:10.480 --> 0:49:13.440
<v Speaker 1>and kids like. So I was like, I was like,

0:49:13.600 --> 0:49:16.760
<v Speaker 1>hey and listen, man, one day you'll win a big game.

0:49:17.400 --> 0:49:19.560
<v Speaker 1>And I saw a look on his face and it's stung.

0:49:19.719 --> 0:49:23.959
<v Speaker 1>You know why. It's stung the same reason why when

0:49:24.040 --> 0:49:28.239
<v Speaker 1>people put up that picture of me and Mahomes a

0:49:28.280 --> 0:49:31.279
<v Speaker 1>couple parades ago, where I'm smiling and my nose is

0:49:31.360 --> 0:49:34.960
<v Speaker 1>casting a shadow on my teeth. It stings because I

0:49:35.000 --> 0:49:38.520
<v Speaker 1>know it's true. I'm like, damn, like that is weird.

0:49:38.920 --> 0:49:42.120
<v Speaker 1>That is like a thing that most people like it

0:49:42.160 --> 0:49:47.440
<v Speaker 1>shouldn't be physically possible, or it does cast a shadow

0:49:47.520 --> 0:49:51.960
<v Speaker 1>like that sucks. But that's why it stung him, because

0:49:52.600 --> 0:49:56.840
<v Speaker 1>he knows it's true, and so I just don't. But

0:49:59.080 --> 0:50:14.759
<v Speaker 1>I it is. It's really beyond dumb to me the

0:50:15.600 --> 0:50:19.799
<v Speaker 1>every other let me add one other thing. And I

0:50:19.880 --> 0:50:22.520
<v Speaker 1>said this to Cowherd and he just laughed because he

0:50:22.600 --> 0:50:30.640
<v Speaker 1>knew I was right, not just like this year, but

0:50:30.960 --> 0:50:38.680
<v Speaker 1>basically for all of modern NFL history. If there is

0:50:38.719 --> 0:50:47.920
<v Speaker 1>a team in a division that everyone agrees the same

0:50:48.120 --> 0:50:54.400
<v Speaker 1>team has the division's best quarterback and the division's best coach,

0:50:55.800 --> 0:51:02.000
<v Speaker 1>that team will be the pick to win that division.

0:51:02.040 --> 0:51:06.239
<v Speaker 1>If there's no debate, like it's just like so, I'll

0:51:06.239 --> 0:51:09.600
<v Speaker 1>give you an example. N FC West, there's a debate

0:51:10.280 --> 0:51:13.400
<v Speaker 1>is McVeigh or Shanahan the best coach? And I guess

0:51:13.440 --> 0:51:16.000
<v Speaker 1>for some there might be a debate is perty or

0:51:16.040 --> 0:51:18.359
<v Speaker 1>Stafford the best quarterback? Not to me, but what like

0:51:18.440 --> 0:51:24.160
<v Speaker 1>there's it's not often there that it is crystal clear

0:51:24.200 --> 0:51:31.080
<v Speaker 1>on both, but when it is, uh, that team is

0:51:31.120 --> 0:51:35.000
<v Speaker 1>everyone's picked to win the division and the amount of

0:51:35.000 --> 0:51:37.160
<v Speaker 1>people this year that are gonna pick fucking bon Nicks,

0:51:37.200 --> 0:51:40.000
<v Speaker 1>sorry for all the curse words today to win that division.

0:51:41.000 --> 0:51:45.360
<v Speaker 1>Or Justin Herbert, who again, I don't I don't know

0:51:45.400 --> 0:51:48.080
<v Speaker 1>if he's won a big game since high school, and

0:51:48.160 --> 0:51:49.919
<v Speaker 1>I have to look at the high school. I don't

0:51:49.920 --> 0:51:56.720
<v Speaker 1>think he did it Oregon. I it's just it's just dumb,

0:51:56.960 --> 0:51:59.120
<v Speaker 1>you know what. I just I just.

0:52:00.040 --> 0:52:01.960
<v Speaker 2>People get fickle with the greatness.

0:52:02.280 --> 0:52:05.880
<v Speaker 3>I don't know if people just don't sometimes you know,

0:52:05.960 --> 0:52:06.279
<v Speaker 3>if you.

0:52:06.280 --> 0:52:08.640
<v Speaker 1>Heard it, but they think we have the next Trent

0:52:08.680 --> 0:52:15.040
<v Speaker 1>Williams and Johsh Simmons. Oh boy, oh boy, Now that

0:52:15.160 --> 0:52:16.800
<v Speaker 1>might be a little strong. Trent Williams one of the

0:52:16.800 --> 0:52:19.920
<v Speaker 1>greatest players of all time. But if they just if

0:52:20.000 --> 0:52:25.040
<v Speaker 1>Josh Simmons just ends up being the tenth best tackle

0:52:26.040 --> 0:52:30.000
<v Speaker 1>left tackle in the league slightly above average, it is

0:52:30.200 --> 0:52:33.799
<v Speaker 1>such a I mean, Mahome has been to five Super Bowls.

0:52:33.840 --> 0:52:35.760
<v Speaker 1>You had a different starting left tackle in all five,

0:52:36.880 --> 0:52:41.640
<v Speaker 1>it would be just such a massive, massive.

0:52:43.440 --> 0:52:46.560
<v Speaker 2>Wors line situation. Yet right.

0:52:47.880 --> 0:52:50.799
<v Speaker 1>Course of the no, the thing is what's weird is

0:52:51.120 --> 0:52:54.880
<v Speaker 1>the Chiefs had a really good guard center guard oh

0:52:55.000 --> 0:52:57.560
<v Speaker 1>line this year. The tackle it was the worst tackle

0:52:57.640 --> 0:53:01.560
<v Speaker 1>play he's had, and a previous they had been bat

0:53:01.680 --> 0:53:03.520
<v Speaker 1>up in the middle, but good of the like and

0:53:03.560 --> 0:53:06.880
<v Speaker 1>so it got really shaky by the end of it.

0:53:06.920 --> 0:53:09.280
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<v Speaker 1>not available in all areas. All right, Demanse, we you

0:54:01.840 --> 0:54:05.920
<v Speaker 1>how should we do this? Uh? Yeah, you know what.

0:54:06.080 --> 0:54:10.399
<v Speaker 1>It's time. It's time for the snake pit. So here

0:54:10.960 --> 0:54:18.120
<v Speaker 1>what a what an amazing image? All right? I mean

0:54:18.160 --> 0:54:20.600
<v Speaker 1>there is actually some real if we think about it,

0:54:21.200 --> 0:54:24.839
<v Speaker 1>we that's actually again the producers do a great job.

0:54:24.840 --> 0:54:31.120
<v Speaker 1>And I'm rude, but narratively it doesn't really make sense

0:54:31.160 --> 0:54:35.600
<v Speaker 1>that demands, a lover and breeder of snakes would be

0:54:35.760 --> 0:54:41.560
<v Speaker 1>wearing a snakeskin suit. That's right, that's kind of I mean,

0:54:41.560 --> 0:54:45.800
<v Speaker 1>that's kind of sacrilegious. So again maybe maybe a slight

0:54:46.080 --> 0:54:49.759
<v Speaker 1>just again, if you're watching on YouTube, you see it.

0:54:49.760 --> 0:54:55.400
<v Speaker 1>It looks cool. But okay, the all right, so I

0:54:55.560 --> 0:54:58.799
<v Speaker 1>want to give can I give the setup here? Do

0:54:58.840 --> 0:54:59.919
<v Speaker 1>you care? Do you mind?

0:55:00.160 --> 0:55:02.520
<v Speaker 2>I kind of lay the foundation of the sea.

0:55:03.600 --> 0:55:07.640
<v Speaker 1>All right, I'm gonna because as my dad used to say,

0:55:08.520 --> 0:55:11.719
<v Speaker 1>you ask Nick what time it is, he's going to

0:55:11.840 --> 0:55:15.040
<v Speaker 1>tell you how the watch was made. I am going

0:55:15.160 --> 0:55:20.920
<v Speaker 1>to give a full background here. Demanse for a couple

0:55:20.920 --> 0:55:25.920
<v Speaker 1>of years has been trying to figure out can I

0:55:26.239 --> 0:55:34.359
<v Speaker 1>successfully breed these exotic snakes? And put a lot of

0:55:34.960 --> 0:55:38.520
<v Speaker 1>time and a lot of money and a lot of

0:55:38.600 --> 0:55:43.040
<v Speaker 1>time learning into Can I figure this out on my own?

0:55:43.480 --> 0:55:47.200
<v Speaker 1>Can I go to enough shows and read enough forums

0:55:47.239 --> 0:55:49.120
<v Speaker 1>and you know, correct me by the way if anything

0:55:49.160 --> 0:55:53.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying is wrong. And there have been more than

0:55:53.239 --> 0:55:59.440
<v Speaker 1>a couple times where Demanse has asked or told me

0:55:59.760 --> 0:56:02.799
<v Speaker 1>or mom or my mom, actually, who seems to be

0:56:02.800 --> 0:56:07.839
<v Speaker 1>your snake? Confident my mother? You know what? I might

0:56:07.880 --> 0:56:10.920
<v Speaker 1>give up? I might you know, I might just keep

0:56:11.000 --> 0:56:14.560
<v Speaker 1>you know, you know, one pet snake because I but I,

0:56:14.560 --> 0:56:16.480
<v Speaker 1>I've spent so much money and so much time, it's

0:56:16.480 --> 0:56:23.920
<v Speaker 1>so frustrating. And a month ago he was on the

0:56:24.040 --> 0:56:26.920
<v Speaker 1>verge of another one of those I don't think it's

0:56:27.040 --> 0:56:30.719
<v Speaker 1>is worth all the time and effort. And literally two

0:56:30.800 --> 0:56:37.680
<v Speaker 1>days later, six eggs show up in the check what's

0:56:37.719 --> 0:56:44.160
<v Speaker 1>the tank with the mother snake? And then there is

0:56:44.360 --> 0:56:51.880
<v Speaker 1>some real and I really I totally empathized, and I

0:56:51.920 --> 0:56:56.760
<v Speaker 1>took it totally serious. But it also was like charming,

0:56:58.200 --> 0:57:03.760
<v Speaker 1>some real anxiety surrounding every single decision Demonse was making

0:57:03.760 --> 0:57:06.640
<v Speaker 1>from their forward because it was all right, I could

0:57:06.760 --> 0:57:10.760
<v Speaker 1>leave the snakes in there, the eggs with the mother snake,

0:57:10.880 --> 0:57:14.560
<v Speaker 1>but they the better chances of success if I put

0:57:14.640 --> 0:57:17.440
<v Speaker 1>him in an incubator. I have a guy who will

0:57:17.920 --> 0:57:22.720
<v Speaker 1>do the incubating for me. Oh man, I actually want

0:57:22.760 --> 0:57:25.640
<v Speaker 1>them in my house. But then I've already given them

0:57:25.720 --> 0:57:28.440
<v Speaker 1>to him. Now I have to buy an incubator. Now

0:57:28.440 --> 0:57:30.920
<v Speaker 1>I have to transfer them again. Am I doing so

0:57:31.080 --> 0:57:38.080
<v Speaker 1>all of this? And then there is the realization, Oh no,

0:57:39.080 --> 0:57:41.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm about to be out of town for ten days

0:57:42.280 --> 0:57:45.640
<v Speaker 1>and the eggs are back in my house. I'm sure

0:57:45.640 --> 0:57:49.320
<v Speaker 1>there was some real thought on, you know, should I

0:57:49.320 --> 0:57:52.440
<v Speaker 1>have just left it with these people until I get back.

0:57:52.480 --> 0:57:55.360
<v Speaker 1>What if there's a power outage, all these things, all

0:57:55.400 --> 0:58:01.520
<v Speaker 1>of that, But all of it seemly was fine. You

0:58:01.600 --> 0:58:04.480
<v Speaker 1>got them back, the incubator worked, it was set up.

0:58:04.760 --> 0:58:07.680
<v Speaker 1>You sprayed them for mold. I guess you did all

0:58:07.720 --> 0:58:13.520
<v Speaker 1>those things you had to do, except for one small part,

0:58:14.640 --> 0:58:16.560
<v Speaker 1>which didn't really have anything to do with the age.

0:58:16.800 --> 0:58:19.720
<v Speaker 1>Had more to do with the other snakes. And there

0:58:19.760 --> 0:58:22.400
<v Speaker 1>I'll let you take over the story with I might

0:58:22.480 --> 0:58:23.640
<v Speaker 1>add a bit on my own.

0:58:24.160 --> 0:58:25.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they let me down.

0:58:25.880 --> 0:58:30.600
<v Speaker 3>I've got like five five grownish snakes or whatever, and

0:58:30.640 --> 0:58:32.320
<v Speaker 3>I was trying to feed a rat.

0:58:32.800 --> 0:58:34.280
<v Speaker 2>I brought in two or three rats.

0:58:34.320 --> 0:58:36.560
<v Speaker 3>Two of them got taken trying to feed this last

0:58:36.560 --> 0:58:39.240
<v Speaker 3>one to one of the other hungry snakes. They didn't

0:58:39.240 --> 0:58:41.000
<v Speaker 3>need it, so I put it back in the box.

0:58:41.960 --> 0:58:44.000
<v Speaker 3>I was plan to overturning it to the store. That's

0:58:44.040 --> 0:58:45.640
<v Speaker 3>just how I do it. I go back and get

0:58:45.640 --> 0:58:48.000
<v Speaker 3>a little store credit for whatever size rat it was.

0:58:48.760 --> 0:58:52.440
<v Speaker 1>And so let me add something there that is that's

0:58:52.560 --> 0:58:55.840
<v Speaker 1>that's tell me if I'm wrong, less of a you're

0:58:55.880 --> 0:58:59.440
<v Speaker 1>trying to get the twelve bucks or whatever out of

0:58:59.480 --> 0:59:02.400
<v Speaker 1>my apartment. It right, and not just release it or

0:59:02.480 --> 0:59:03.880
<v Speaker 1>kill it on your own or whatever.

0:59:03.920 --> 0:59:04.480
<v Speaker 4>It right.

0:59:04.520 --> 0:59:06.960
<v Speaker 1>And there's a humane piece of it as well. Yes,

0:59:07.120 --> 0:59:10.040
<v Speaker 1>So okay, so you bought three rats. Two of the

0:59:10.080 --> 0:59:13.240
<v Speaker 1>snakes ate them, one wasn't eaten. You put it back

0:59:13.240 --> 0:59:19.840
<v Speaker 1>in the box. This is last before we leave for vacation.

0:59:20.080 --> 0:59:21.160
<v Speaker 1>All right, go ahead, keep going.

0:59:21.920 --> 0:59:24.840
<v Speaker 2>So put the rat back in the box. And you know,

0:59:25.360 --> 0:59:25.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm a.

0:59:25.880 --> 0:59:29.400
<v Speaker 3>Late packer as well, Like I probably started packing like Thursday,

0:59:30.000 --> 0:59:33.040
<v Speaker 3>so like just got a lot of stuff on mind.

0:59:33.480 --> 0:59:36.520
<v Speaker 3>I think it was when I got to Sacramento that

0:59:36.680 --> 0:59:39.720
<v Speaker 3>I realized that I left this rat inside of the box.

0:59:40.560 --> 0:59:45.959
<v Speaker 3>And it was just super super stressful for a couple

0:59:46.000 --> 0:59:49.520
<v Speaker 3>of reasons. But yeah, and then I didn't have my

0:59:49.520 --> 0:59:51.680
<v Speaker 3>my homie go over there and check it into about

0:59:51.720 --> 0:59:52.800
<v Speaker 3>two days after that.

0:59:53.320 --> 0:59:55.640
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so this is so this is if I can

0:59:55.760 --> 1:00:03.280
<v Speaker 1>jump in for a second. So I realize Sunday something

1:00:03.400 --> 1:00:09.000
<v Speaker 1>is a miss because Demanse's like on the phone about yeah,

1:00:09.360 --> 1:00:13.200
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, I'm like, so something's going on. And

1:00:13.240 --> 1:00:17.360
<v Speaker 1>then he tells me what the deal is. And one

1:00:17.400 --> 1:00:21.960
<v Speaker 1>of the first things he says is don't rats too

1:00:22.160 --> 1:00:26.880
<v Speaker 1>wires or rats to wires. So demand has created a

1:00:26.960 --> 1:00:30.440
<v Speaker 1>vision in his head where this rat has chewed its

1:00:30.480 --> 1:00:34.640
<v Speaker 1>way out of this box and then has eaten.

1:00:35.320 --> 1:00:39.000
<v Speaker 5>Has somebody kicked the wires in the apartment, the power

1:00:39.120 --> 1:00:44.040
<v Speaker 5>cord for the incubator, and so now he I'm listening

1:00:44.040 --> 1:00:48.520
<v Speaker 5>to him call the apartment get authorization for someone to

1:00:48.560 --> 1:00:50.160
<v Speaker 5>be let into his apartment.

1:00:50.520 --> 1:00:54.000
<v Speaker 1>But that person's not going to be there till Monday now,

1:00:54.440 --> 1:00:59.919
<v Speaker 1>So okay, So now Monday comes around, your buddy gets

1:01:00.120 --> 1:01:02.560
<v Speaker 1>your apartment and tell me, you know.

1:01:03.760 --> 1:01:04.760
<v Speaker 2>It's bad news.

1:01:05.680 --> 1:01:09.680
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, they they will sit in there for a

1:01:09.680 --> 1:01:12.040
<v Speaker 3>little bit. Like there's been times where I have had

1:01:12.080 --> 1:01:14.800
<v Speaker 3>to keep them in there overnight, and like if I

1:01:14.840 --> 1:01:16.840
<v Speaker 3>hear them biting at the box or whatever, I'll go

1:01:16.880 --> 1:01:19.280
<v Speaker 3>over there, and I'll nudget like I'll push it like

1:01:19.360 --> 1:01:21.560
<v Speaker 3>a little aggressively to where they like they'll calm down

1:01:21.560 --> 1:01:22.920
<v Speaker 3>and they won't be trying to get out there, like

1:01:22.960 --> 1:01:24.440
<v Speaker 3>I don't want to go out to what's out there?

1:01:25.480 --> 1:01:30.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah and yeah, So Tara gets there and I can

1:01:30.720 --> 1:01:32.920
<v Speaker 3>tell when he first gets over to the box that

1:01:32.960 --> 1:01:35.520
<v Speaker 3>the rat is definitely not in there because he's tapping

1:01:35.560 --> 1:01:37.840
<v Speaker 3>on it and he doesn't hear any like squirming or

1:01:37.840 --> 1:01:38.919
<v Speaker 3>anything inside of it.

1:01:39.640 --> 1:01:40.560
<v Speaker 2>And the rat had.

1:01:40.520 --> 1:01:43.560
<v Speaker 3>Eight and eaten out of the bottom the bottom bottom

1:01:43.600 --> 1:01:48.560
<v Speaker 3>of the box and had been out and I had

1:01:48.600 --> 1:01:52.520
<v Speaker 3>tark look it was nowhere to be found, nowhere.

1:01:51.720 --> 1:01:52.200
<v Speaker 2>To be found.

1:01:52.280 --> 1:01:53.920
<v Speaker 3>He thought that he was. He thought that he was

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<v Speaker 3>hearing it behind the oven. I asked him to pull

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<v Speaker 3>the oven out a little bit. He seemed like halfway

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<v Speaker 3>uncomfortab with like like this.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, of course, of course, having to search your apartment

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<v Speaker 1>for a loose rat. Your buddy doesn't think that, like

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<v Speaker 1>potentially that this favor could end with him needing raby shots.

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<v Speaker 1>Then then then Demanse, I want to add this part

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<v Speaker 1>again because at his core, Demanse is an animal lover.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the reasons like Demonse has talked to me about,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the the pushing the pull of the snake,

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<v Speaker 1>of the breeding snakes, is that some sadness associated with

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<v Speaker 1>feeding them. And even though that's like literal nature, just

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<v Speaker 1>buying an hand, like picking out this animal that's now

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<v Speaker 1>gonna die, like having real quombra. So Demanse has his

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<v Speaker 1>friend leave up a saucer of water for this rat,

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<v Speaker 1>so which honestly I suggested. It was like have him

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<v Speaker 1>go get the white and some poison and put your

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<v Speaker 1>and and be put at ease. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>no that I think the exact quote was the rat

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<v Speaker 1>didn't do anything wrong. Now now it's Monday again, it's Monday,

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<v Speaker 1>Demanday's not going to be back in this apartment until

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<v Speaker 1>late Sunday night, and is trying to, I guess, create

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<v Speaker 1>a sustainable environment for this rats. Yeah, shut all the

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<v Speaker 1>doors and so that then sets us up to around midnight,

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<v Speaker 1>LA time, Sunday night when you come home. And this

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<v Speaker 1>part of the story I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>So go ahead, man.

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<v Speaker 3>I opened the door and it's like you just knew

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<v Speaker 3>that there was a dead rat inside of it, Like

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<v Speaker 3>you just knew there was no way the rat was alive.

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<v Speaker 1>The smell.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I swept and mocked my floor like really good

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<v Speaker 3>right before I left, And there was no remnants of

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<v Speaker 3>pine sal because it smelled like pine sal when I'm left,

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<v Speaker 3>and like obviously I hadn't been in there the whole time. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and it smelt like death, Like it was just smelt

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<v Speaker 3>like death. And I walked around. I go in and

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<v Speaker 3>I turn over to my dishwasher and there's the rat

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<v Speaker 3>on the ground dead. But like the tricky part was

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<v Speaker 3>it looked like it was just it was dead for

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<v Speaker 3>a couple of days, two or three days.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd go to pick it up.

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<v Speaker 3>And there were fifty maggots magnet like fifty maggots just

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<v Speaker 3>right under it. And I I sprayed those things with

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<v Speaker 3>TILEX like that those animals I don't love.

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<v Speaker 2>I stomped on them. Yeah, I was. It was.

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<v Speaker 3>It was honestly the most disgusting thing that I've seen

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<v Speaker 3>in a really long time. Like it's I felt bad

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<v Speaker 3>for sending it to the like I thought about deleting it, but.

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<v Speaker 1>We are on an even longer flight. So demand's flight

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<v Speaker 1>from Honolulu in hour flight from Honolulu left oddly within

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<v Speaker 1>five minutes of each other, he's flying La, We're flying

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<v Speaker 1>New York. So this all happens four hours later we

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<v Speaker 1>land and in the group chat is a video that

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<v Speaker 1>is just horrifying of Demond the kitchen floor and that

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<v Speaker 1>so so Mary in the chat says, that apartment to

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<v Speaker 1>the maggots house.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it's you just know they were only there for

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<v Speaker 3>the rat, So like, I don't have any any thought that,

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<v Speaker 3>like they're going to infest my apartment. But it is

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<v Speaker 3>crazy how many there were, Like I don't know how

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<v Speaker 3>long it was dead there, but I just think it's

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<v Speaker 3>insane how that type of stuff finds this way.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like fruit flies, Like I don't believe.

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<v Speaker 2>It's strange.

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<v Speaker 1>But most importantly, as Vic asks.

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<v Speaker 3>The eggs, yes, Victor, the eggs are perfect.

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<v Speaker 2>I will not know anything for sure for another like

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<v Speaker 2>two weeks. But like the big.

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<v Speaker 3>Things that could have happened over that week that I

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<v Speaker 3>was gone did not happen, like that stuff would be

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<v Speaker 3>very obvious. But there's still like two weeks where you

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<v Speaker 3>still see if they're really for me.

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<v Speaker 1>But but the power never went out. The rat didn't chew.

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<v Speaker 3>The cord, and that was like a real thought of mine,

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<v Speaker 3>Like I was like, dude, he's gonna get out there

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<v Speaker 3>and you start biting the wires. I had him put

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<v Speaker 3>my freaking controller charge up from my PlayStation, which was like, dude,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't need any wires.

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<v Speaker 2>On the ground.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, well there's that. All right. Everything else

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna get to on Thursday. I gotta go to work.

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<v Speaker 1>That was that story over delivered listener questions. Let me

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<v Speaker 1>let me get to these real quick. Producers want you

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<v Speaker 1>to weigh in on the Joey chest Numb versus Usain

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<v Speaker 1>Bolt debate, who could eat a hot dog and run

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred meters faster? Must swallow hot dog before starting

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<v Speaker 1>to run? I oddly think so you understand the idea.

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<v Speaker 1>What the question here is, Demansey, The question is this

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<v Speaker 1>is the contest. The contest is you must eat a

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<v Speaker 1>hot dog and then run one hundred meters.

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<v Speaker 3>Because Joey Chestnut was just doing. But then you saying

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<v Speaker 3>Bolt would like eat it like an axtual hot dog.

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<v Speaker 2>I think the.

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<v Speaker 1>Answer either way, Yeah, I understand. I think the answer

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<v Speaker 1>oddly is I think Chessnut's a big favorite in that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because you know a half what can a regular human

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<v Speaker 1>being run the one hundred in fifteen seconds, like you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 3>So like the it's gonna take you, saying bolt like

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<v Speaker 3>for seconds to eat that hot dog at least for.

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<v Speaker 1>If not more, if you have to swallow the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>If not, right, do we have an update on your

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<v Speaker 1>ball boy? Try up for the US Open this year?

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<v Speaker 1>Not trying out this year? I'll be traveling sadly. What

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<v Speaker 1>are your book recommendations?

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, it's gonna sound funny, but yeah, this is.

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<v Speaker 1>Gonna sound funny. But I so as part of my

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<v Speaker 1>you know, eternal quest to always be a better parent

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<v Speaker 1>for the next kid than I was to the previous kid,

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<v Speaker 1>I am fully, I am. I decided to do my daughter,

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<v Speaker 1>my youngest daughter's summer reading with her this year, and

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<v Speaker 1>so her summer reading book was The Hunger Games, which

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<v Speaker 1>I've never seen the movie, never had no familiarity with.

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<v Speaker 1>So I brought the Hunger Games book with me, and

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<v Speaker 1>then we bought the trilogy. There's three of them for

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<v Speaker 1>each of us in case we liked them, and she

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<v Speaker 1>and I were supposed to read, like, you know, alongside

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<v Speaker 1>each other so we could discuss it or whatever. And

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<v Speaker 1>I brought with me the second Hunger Games Book because

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, ah, these you know, it's kid's book.

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<v Speaker 1>Still long, it's like four hundred pages. But if I

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<v Speaker 1>finish it and I like it, maybe I'll want to

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<v Speaker 1>read the other one. I finished the first Hunger Games

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<v Speaker 1>book a day into vacation, finished the second one early

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<v Speaker 1>enough into vacation that I had time to go on

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<v Speaker 1>Amazon order the third one to the hotel we were

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<v Speaker 1>staying at. That I got upon arrival at the Hope,

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<v Speaker 1>because we've stayed in multiple places upon check in was

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<v Speaker 1>waiting for me and read that one too. And I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta tell you, great thousand pages those three books. Thoroughly

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<v Speaker 1>enjoyed it, excited to watch the movies. Now I thoroughly

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<v Speaker 1>enjoyed it now Again. The idea was to be able

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<v Speaker 1>to discuss them with Deanna. But Deanna's forty pages in

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<v Speaker 1>and so there's the like she really needs to catch

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<v Speaker 1>up and then read a bunch more. But but so

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<v Speaker 1>there's you know, there's my answer, all right, like rate

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<v Speaker 1>subscribe review, Great job, Blue Duck Volume, DraftKings Boost, great

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<v Speaker 1>job to Mind, not a great job by that rat.

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<v Speaker 1>Talk to you guys on Thursdays. See you guys, Early

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