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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away another on the twenties,

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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five. Girl. This is Melissa speaking.

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Speaker 1: Hello Melissa, my name is telfor Black. You've probably heard

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Speaker 1: of me? Hi, how are you telfor Black? Oh? Did

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Speaker 1: you work here before? No? No, no, no, you're cute

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Speaker 1: though I'm an agent to the stars. You may have

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Speaker 1: seen me on TMZ or something. Oh sorry, I don't

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Speaker 1: think I have. But how can I help you? Oh? Nothing,

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Speaker 1: You've never heard of telfor Black before. I'm sorry, I haven't. Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, fine, listen. One of my clients, one of

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Speaker 1: my mega clients, is planning to dine at your establishment,

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Speaker 1: so he requested that I call ahead and make some arrangements. Okay,

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Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, thank you. Who is it? Are

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Speaker 1: you sitting down? No, I'm okay, because you might want

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Speaker 1: to grab a seat. It's none other than a list

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Speaker 1: celebrity superstar. Matt LeBlanc two. Matthew LeBlanc, my client. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I don't know who that is? Joey from Friends. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I don't really watch a lot of TV? Is it he?

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Speaker 1: So he's TV? You don't hold on, you're pulling my

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Speaker 1: leg right. Sorry, I'm not really into the TV thing.

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Speaker 1: You don't have to be into TV to know who

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Speaker 1: Matthew LeBlanc is. Sorry, did you want to make a reservation?

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Speaker 1: Put your supervisor on the phone. Please. I'm sorry. You've

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Speaker 1: offended me. Not only me, but you've also offended Matthew LeBlanc.

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Speaker 1: You know what would happen if I went back to

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Speaker 1: him and I said, hey, matt they don't know who

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Speaker 1: you are. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you.

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Speaker 1: Put me on the phone with your manager now, because

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Speaker 1: I will have your job. What You can't get me

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Speaker 1: fired because I don't know some deist celebrity? Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I'll have you know. Matthew LeBlanc is a national treasure

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Speaker 1: and I'll be damned if he's going to be treated

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Speaker 1: with this kind of disrespect when he comes into your establishment.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you this, Matthew LeBlanc will be dining

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Speaker 1: in there tomorrow at eight pm. Okay, but we're full

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Speaker 1: at eight pm. Would you like to do nine pm. No,

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Speaker 1: you are not full at eight pm. I'm sure you

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Speaker 1: have regular diners there, people who aren't celebrities. You will

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Speaker 1: bump one of them to nine pm, or you'll have

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Speaker 1: him eat in the alley. For all I care, Matthew

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Speaker 1: LeBlanc and my friends will be eating there at eight pm. Well,

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Speaker 1: maybe you're big celebrity hot shots. You should eat out

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Speaker 1: in the alleyway. Oh my god, Matthew LeBlanc has never

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Speaker 1: even heard of an alley. If I go back to

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Speaker 1: him and say, Matthew, do you want to eat in

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Speaker 1: the alley, you know what he'd say to me. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I'm on a private jet right now because he is. Well,

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Speaker 1: maybe it'll bring him and you down to earth. You're

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Speaker 1: not going to bring a superstar down to earth ever,

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Speaker 1: give me a table. At this point, I think I'm

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Speaker 1: just going to transfer you to my supervisor, because honestly,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if there's anything else for you, and

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Speaker 1: I don't really like you. Transfer me, and you know

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Speaker 1: what I'll tell him. I'll tell him we were planning

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Speaker 1: on coming there with Matthew LeBlanc. Michael Lohan, that's Lindsay

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Speaker 1: Lohan's father, and he will kick you out on your

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Speaker 1: keysters so quick you won't know what hit you. Who

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Speaker 1: is this? This is to for black A List celebrity agent. No, like,

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Speaker 1: who is this really? This has to be a joke. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's Jebil who an A List celebrity? Another A List celebrity.

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Speaker 1: I just dropped another one on you. What are you

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Speaker 1: gonna do with that name? Bam? I don't know nothing.

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Speaker 1: I've never heard of that name. I oh, okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jebel from Brook and Jewel in the

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Speaker 1: Morning doing a phone tap on you. What it's a joke.

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Speaker 1: Your friend Megan set you up. She said that you

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Speaker 1: get a lot of weird phone calls for reservations, so yeah,

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Speaker 1: I totally do. So I thought I would plan one

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Speaker 1: for a couple of my A List friends, Matthew LeBlanc

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Speaker 1: and Michael Lohan. Well, I mean that was pretty funny,

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Speaker 1: and as you know, I'm pretty clueless, so I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know who you are either. But I

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Speaker 1: have you ever seen the movie Forrest Gump? Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: the main actor in that. Yes, Tom Hanks, nice to

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Speaker 1: meet you every morning.