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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Nicky Glazer, Nicky, Hello, welcome to

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Speaker 1: the Nicky Glazer Podcast. I'm Nicky Glazer. It is Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: I'm here with my dog Luigi Chillen in St. Louis.

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Speaker 1: I just took a nap. I already took a nap

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Speaker 1: today and it's a It's eleven thirty this morning. I

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Speaker 1: had a early orthodonist appointment and I had some cameras

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Speaker 1: following me there, and so I had to look nice

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Speaker 1: for it side to be up super early, and I

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Speaker 1: am beat. No, I've been taking naps again. Are you

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Speaker 1: a napper? You know what? Every time I laid down

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Speaker 1: for a nap, I just get distracted by my phone

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Speaker 1: and then that's my nap time gone to waste. I

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Speaker 1: just feel like I know when I'm gonna when I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna be able to nap. There's just like this energy

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Speaker 1: in my body. It's just like cranky, and I just

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Speaker 1: get like a baby, like I'm rubbing my eyes and

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Speaker 1: I'm just like a little There's just I know, I

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Speaker 1: know when I can get in a good like I

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Speaker 1: got yesterday. I want to go for a run, but

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Speaker 1: daylight was fading and I'm scared of getting art, so

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Speaker 1: I I knew I had to get out on the

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Speaker 1: road by six fifteen if I wanted to beat um

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Speaker 1: the Witching Hour. But then I was also like so

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Speaker 1: dying for a nap switt five thirty, I went in

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Speaker 1: my room and I just put on an a SMR

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Speaker 1: video and set my alarm, like, and I took a

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Speaker 1: quick I think it took me five minutes to get

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Speaker 1: to sleep. And it's just like it just happened so fast.

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Speaker 1: I'm so great. I don't mean to brag about sleeping,

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Speaker 1: because I know some people just can't sleep, and it's

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Speaker 1: like the worst thing to hear someone be like, I

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Speaker 1: love sleeping. It's so easy for me. This may be

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Speaker 1: a weird question. Um, do you go to sleep in

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Speaker 1: your like home those do you put on pajamas? Naked?

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Speaker 1: I take off like today, I was wearing this outfit

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Speaker 1: that I'm wearing already right now. Um, I just took

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Speaker 1: off my pants and I slept in the shirt, which

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Speaker 1: it probably has a couple of wrinkles from getting all

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Speaker 1: nappy in it, but yeah, I um, this is my

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Speaker 1: second Taylor Swift shirt. By the way of the streak

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Speaker 1: that I'm about to um depart on. I can't wait

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Speaker 1: to show you how many I have. It is truly astronomical,

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Speaker 1: the number um. And I don't think saying truly astronomical

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Speaker 1: is correct. I think that's like saying literally astronomical. And

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Speaker 1: I don't even know what astronomical means when we're talking

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Speaker 1: about numbers. But I'm sure that the number it is

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Speaker 1: falls within astronomy, Like it's still a number that you

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Speaker 1: would use to describe stars at some point. Um. So yeah,

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Speaker 1: I uh, I just I just put put to soak

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Speaker 1: you know, usually I'm in athletes you're where, but like

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Speaker 1: a like a free leg in bed, you know, I

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Speaker 1: like I sweat a lot, or I can get really

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Speaker 1: overheated in bed. So um god, but I just am

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Speaker 1: loving a SMR recently. It's just like I'm having a

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Speaker 1: renaissance with it of just like soothing sounds. I just

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Speaker 1: and it really frustrates me when people say they have

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Speaker 1: trouble sleeping on planes or whatever it is, or like

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Speaker 1: this person was so loud put on white noise. I

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Speaker 1: just don't understand why people can't do things that are

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Speaker 1: so simple to drown out. Like, if you have trouble

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Speaker 1: sleeping and you're you don't wear a sleep mask and

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Speaker 1: you don't use white noise, I'm gonna judge you. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna say you're not doing everything you can. And I

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Speaker 1: know people are like, but I can't with the sleep

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Speaker 1: mask because just try it. Just try it once. Stop

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Speaker 1: making yourself special about sleep masks. Try it once, or

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Speaker 1: try the one that like has the hollow eyes so

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Speaker 1: that you can blink in it if you're worried about that. Also,

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Speaker 1: if you're worried about an intruder and you're like, I

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Speaker 1: won't see an intruder, you're gonna be dead already. Like

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Speaker 1: the intruder is gonna get like you. The time it

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Speaker 1: takes you to move your eyemask from your eyes is

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Speaker 1: not going to be the difference between life and death

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Speaker 1: for you, bitch, I'm sorry. And also it's two seconds

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Speaker 1: you whip it off. It's not like you have to

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Speaker 1: it changes the game. If I want to have sexual

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Speaker 1: relations with myself, I throw in some white noise, throw

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Speaker 1: Andrew couldn't hear me if I was being murdered inside,

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Speaker 1: which sometimes it sounds like that. Um when I I'm

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Speaker 1: a screaming baby. I'm not even joking you, a screaming infant,

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Speaker 1: and I would not hear it. And yes I do

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Speaker 1: miss emergency announcements. When the plane is landing and starts

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Speaker 1: short of a flight. And then I freak out and

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Speaker 1: I start texting my assistant saying, I thought, why are

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Speaker 1: we doing a stopover in Dallas? You know that I

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Speaker 1: like NonStop. There definitely is a nonsept from St. Louis

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Speaker 1: to to l A wait and then I and I

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Speaker 1: get like a tone and then she's like, but it

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Speaker 1: is a NonStop and then I I've then I asked

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Speaker 1: to me, we have an emergency landing. She goes Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: you didn't hear it. Um, no, I didn't because I

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Speaker 1: had white noise because you were chewing loud. Actually, if

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Speaker 1: the person next to me is chewing, I would kind

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Speaker 1: of enjoy it. That's where I discovered my love of

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Speaker 1: a s MR eating. But I also I realized I

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Speaker 1: only like that when I'm like really hungry, I want

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Speaker 1: to watch other people eat. Otherwise I'm just like, I

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Speaker 1: don't get this. But yeah, listening to like, sorry, I'm

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Speaker 1: yawning listening to women, I'm even talking about SMR. Listening

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Speaker 1: to women soft spoken talk about their mundane lives, I mean,

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Speaker 1: s m R ladies I follow, though, like I feel

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Speaker 1: like I want to file a missing person's report. They

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Speaker 1: them because they're all just like housewives are just like

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Speaker 1: women who just have a SMR and so they're creating content.

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Speaker 1: I want to start a YouTube channel other than this

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Speaker 1: one that I have that you can watch right now. Um,

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Speaker 1: me Luigi. Um. I want to start one for Taylor

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Speaker 1: Swift reaction videos, because that's all I watch you know.

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Speaker 1: That's how I got into reality TV. Was like, God,

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Speaker 1: all I watch is reality TV? Why am I not

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Speaker 1: trying to make that kind of Why am I not

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm just really obsessed with YouTube reaction

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Speaker 1: videos of like you know, guitarist reacts to Taylor's IF's guitar.

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Speaker 1: Like I just like old men who are too cool

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Speaker 1: for school watching Taylor Swift and going like all right, whoa, Okay,

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Speaker 1: Holy sh it, this is good. Like it's like I

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Speaker 1: expose her music to people. Like there's this one guy

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Speaker 1: Um and he does uh you know he does reaction videos.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, are stills I'm looking at our YouTube channel.

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Speaker 1: Our skills for our YouTube is so funny. The one

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Speaker 1: Is not easy for me to look like I did.

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Speaker 1: Stop shorts. Stop trying be TikTok YouTube. Um, anyway, I'll

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Speaker 1: find it when I This is gonna waste time. Oh,

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Speaker 1: this is the this is the this is my number

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Speaker 1: one favorite a SMR video. Are you ready? Okay? This

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Speaker 1: account is Barbie Lion just how you'd spell Barbie, how

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Speaker 1: Don't usually like a SMR role plays, but this bitch

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Speaker 1: eyes could not stay open. Hello, I'm Dr Lyon and

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Speaker 1: for the pen scratches. Okay, all right, Oh I love

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Speaker 1: heard it him. I literally haven memorized. She's like, now,

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Speaker 1: have you ever had any eye problems in the past

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Speaker 1: any trauma to the eye. Oh, you were in the

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Speaker 1: family members have history of eye issues? Oh? Your grandmother

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Speaker 1: has gluck comma. I'm really sorry about that. Oh, and

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Speaker 1: your other grandma has macular degeneration. It's like, this poor

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Speaker 1: experiencing some blur in your right eye. I'm sure it's

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Speaker 1: nothing unusual, even though everyone in your family is going

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Speaker 1: to Um, the Taylor Swift song, which one did he

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Speaker 1: react to? That? He cried? He cried during it. He

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Speaker 1: got a modo it's called the One and the One.

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Speaker 1: To me, it's from Evermore. No, it's from Folklore. First

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Speaker 1: Boy Island and he was saying, how he so um

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Speaker 1: he he feels people's emotions so much and he kind

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Speaker 1: of emulates them. Yes, I wonder if it has something

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Speaker 1: to do with just kind of feeling someone's joy or um,

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Speaker 1: you know, just just um like living vicariously through someone else. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think that's it. God damn it. Noah, I think

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Speaker 1: you hit it on the head, Like you get to

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Speaker 1: you and I think Kirsten even said was the reason

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Speaker 1: you want to have kids, just like see the world

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Speaker 1: through like see things that we wouldn't be that excited

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Speaker 1: about through the eyes of a child, like see show

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Speaker 1: children things. The first time Kurston was describing, like, you know,

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Speaker 1: I was doing the kind of autistic thing I do,

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Speaker 1: of like why would you want kids? Like I don't

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Speaker 1: she's like, I don't know, like doing cart wheels the

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Speaker 1: other day, you when I were doing cart wheels and

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Speaker 1: beautiful legs a lot like yours. But he's a big

428
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Speaker 1: guy on top. And he says that I have deer.

429
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:40,639
Speaker 1: I have legs that deer have admired from a farg.

430
00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:45,160
Speaker 1: I know his well, not his pain. I guess the love.

431
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:47,679
Speaker 1: I mean, I've been told for a long time. When

432
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:50,640
Speaker 1: I was in high school, I remember women compliment because

433
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,800
Speaker 1: I had less hair on my legs. Oh yeah, and

434
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:55,000
Speaker 1: girls are like god, I would love to have your legs.

435
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,600
Speaker 1: And I didn't know whether to take it as a

436
00:23:56,640 --> 00:24:00,679
Speaker 1: compliment or too uh you know, should take it as

437
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:04,159
Speaker 1: a compliment that I got drunk and made fun of

438
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:06,480
Speaker 1: your heavy legs. But they were celeber and it was

439
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:09,640
Speaker 1: third period, so I thought you were dealing them adderall

440
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:12,200
Speaker 1: back then I did. I told, well, that's probably why

441
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:16,920
Speaker 1: they could focus on my legs. I mean, I think

442
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:20,000
Speaker 1: adderall for them probably just got them high. I mean

443
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:25,000
Speaker 1: these girls were so I mean it was wild and

444
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,600
Speaker 1: they're married with probably three kids and working on a

445
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:30,679
Speaker 1: divorce there at all. Now stealing the kids at all, Well,

446
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:33,480
Speaker 1: they probably have a prescription now. They probably like it's

447
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:35,119
Speaker 1: hard to get it as Actually it's not hard to

448
00:24:35,119 --> 00:24:37,479
Speaker 1: get as an adult. I just went through when I

449
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:41,640
Speaker 1: got prescribed those meds back in the day. I went

450
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:44,520
Speaker 1: through like the most legal means so that I wouldn't

451
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,280
Speaker 1: be tricking anyone. Yeah, yeah, I mean, but I think

452
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:50,320
Speaker 1: it's pretty a lot of doctors, like in New York,

453
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:52,000
Speaker 1: where you meet them in an alley and they have

454
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:57,959
Speaker 1: a stethoscope and just go, I can't I can't focus

455
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 1: squirrel as um or in in Cayman Islands, you have

456
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:07,719
Speaker 1: to change it to rooster because rooster is the squirrel

457
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:10,640
Speaker 1: of Cayman Islands. That's why when Robin comes to the States,

458
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:18,040
Speaker 1: she goes, oh, a square brow. She says it, I

459
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 1: don't know. She just says it's so weird. But she

460
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,159
Speaker 1: can't even they can't even believe how many squirrels are

461
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:24,239
Speaker 1: running around. I guess it is like, yeah, I mean,

462
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:26,160
Speaker 1: if there was any other animal, we get so used

463
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:28,239
Speaker 1: to these animals whatever you get used to. That's why

464
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:31,159
Speaker 1: I love reaction videos to squirrels. I'm just kidding. That

465
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:33,560
Speaker 1: was a call back to the intro we were talking

466
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Speaker 1: about reaction videos. Do you hate reaction videos? I feel

467
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:40,440
Speaker 1: like you are someone that's like, oh, musician reacts to

468
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:43,840
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. Oh you're gonna get a channel because

469
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:46,080
Speaker 1: you react. I think you've had that attitude before. I

470
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:50,480
Speaker 1: have had that attitude before, exactly. I mean to a t.

471
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:52,879
Speaker 1: I mean, I think you nailed it, but you were

472
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:57,280
Speaker 1: standing with your back to here's the thing, your hot ks.

473
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:02,680
Speaker 1: I there's guys that react comedy videos and then people

474
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 1: they get more credit than the comedian. That's the only

475
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 1: time like I kind of like go, well, this is

476
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 1: kind of weird because they're just going, oh ship wait rewind.

477
00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 1: I don't know why videos really good. I like it.

478
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,960
Speaker 1: And it's almost like the same thing I say about

479
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:23,920
Speaker 1: when people go homeless, people don't give them money. He's

480
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,200
Speaker 1: out here every day, and I go, that would suck

481
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:28,200
Speaker 1: to be out here every day. That is a job.

482
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:32,720
Speaker 1: Reaction videos are still to lower yourself to that ford

483
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:38,760
Speaker 1: of entertainment that like, that isn't actual talent. That's embarrassing

484
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 1: kind of like that's I don't mind people doing things

485
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:45,000
Speaker 1: that I wouldn't do. Look, I think honestly, no, I

486
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:49,720
Speaker 1: I think there is talent involved in I have seen

487
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:52,520
Speaker 1: reaction videos. I go to your YouTube recently watched. I

488
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:54,760
Speaker 1: mean it's gonna be really sad. I know it's going

489
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:58,520
Speaker 1: to be golf, golf, golf. It's like Nikki Glazer podcast.

490
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:01,399
Speaker 1: No way, let me see, let me see. No, no no,

491
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,879
Speaker 1: like you give it to me good. This is not good,

492
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 1: this is embarrassing. Let's see. Okay, wait, let me see

493
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:14,639
Speaker 1: that you're actually reading that the top ones go to history,

494
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:16,840
Speaker 1: go to the button history and then make it a

495
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:19,360
Speaker 1: tower of Okay, okay you no, wait, wait, you don't

496
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 1: think Nicky Glazer Podcast, Nicki Glazer Podcastzer Podcast, Nicki Glazer Podcast,

497
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:29,040
Speaker 1: Norm McDonald on Dennis Miller Show, Norm McDonald on O'Reilly Factor,

498
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:37,480
Speaker 1: Michael Bisbing This UFC, my own podcast, golf, golf, golf, golf, golf.

499
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:40,080
Speaker 1: What were you watching on the Nicki Glazer Podcast. I

500
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 1: just check in to read some comments and see how

501
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 1: we're doing. What are you doing? I don't mind it.

502
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,919
Speaker 1: I don't they've been positive. I know, I don't believe

503
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:52,560
Speaker 1: you the way you just said that. Yeah, it was

504
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:55,800
Speaker 1: not convincing at all, and you know you can do it.

505
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:59,440
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're doing. They're great. What's that

506
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:04,440
Speaker 1: just say? Tried to cover up that? The comments? I mean,

507
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:07,760
Speaker 1: of course there are YouTube they're very nice. I'm sure

508
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:10,440
Speaker 1: they're very nice. But what are you going to get

509
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:13,400
Speaker 1: there that I want to just know it's a new thing.

510
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,119
Speaker 1: This is what's going to happen. I'll tell you exactly,

511
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:20,200
Speaker 1: sing something that you actually need. I don't know. I'm asking, no, Well,

512
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 1: what I wanted to see how it looks, How did

513
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:25,160
Speaker 1: transitions look I was looking at It's like a technical

514
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:29,160
Speaker 1: standpoint to see how clear it was. Um, I didn't.

515
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,359
Speaker 1: I don't watch the whole thing. I literally just check in.

516
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:34,639
Speaker 1: I zoom around a little bit. But it's been what

517
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:37,960
Speaker 1: two weeks, so I'm interested. It's like it makes sense.

518
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,960
Speaker 1: But this just happens all the time with me. It's like,

519
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:43,280
Speaker 1: you know, I'll check in on something new and then

520
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 1: in a month from now, I won't even know it's there.

521
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 1: Mostly you just get into something like when it first drops. Yeah, whenever,

522
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:53,280
Speaker 1: if something first drops, I'm really into it. Yeah, I

523
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 1: guess again, I'm just having this kind of jealousy of

524
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:59,480
Speaker 1: like I should be checking in on it too, because

525
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 1: of the same reasons of like I should I should

526
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 1: be seeing if I like the way everything looks. I

527
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 1: should see if I UM like you know, I should

528
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 1: listen to my own podcast to see if I am,

529
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:11,320
Speaker 1: you know, because sometimes you get perspective on yourself that

530
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 1: when you're doing it is not enough to know like, oh,

531
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 1: I sound kind of that was too long winded, try

532
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 1: to tighten things up, like I'm just so bad at

533
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 1: reviewing myself. You love it, though I think you're able

534
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:27,560
Speaker 1: to watch yourself. I know, but I think I think

535
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 1: you put like this thing on me, where like I

536
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:32,480
Speaker 1: just want to see myself and consume myself. I really,

537
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:35,160
Speaker 1: I really don't like. I really don't love it, and

538
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:37,280
Speaker 1: it is hard for me, especially listening to some of

539
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:39,640
Speaker 1: my sets or with stand up. I guess the more

540
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:43,000
Speaker 1: time running to your stand up clip as soon as

541
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 1: they send it to us sometimes like you, I don't

542
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:50,479
Speaker 1: you you need like a buffer even with photos. Are

543
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 1: you kidding me? A buffer? I really struggle with my

544
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:56,959
Speaker 1: stand up I have I'm not joking. I have a UM.

545
00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:00,720
Speaker 1: I have a real problem with my with posting my

546
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:03,800
Speaker 1: stand up. I had Ari, our friend, making me a

547
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:06,880
Speaker 1: bunch of TikTok clips of my stand up, paid and

548
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 1: lots of money to do it, and they're just sitting

549
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:10,960
Speaker 1: there because I don't want to look at it. I

550
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:14,800
Speaker 1: might not just posted blind because I because then it

551
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 1: might not be good at then it might be real bad.

552
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:21,040
Speaker 1: I think you know you pick the clips. No, I didn't.

553
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:23,040
Speaker 1: I just said, hey, go look at my sent look

554
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 1: at it and be no, because I don't respect your

555
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,320
Speaker 1: opinion when it comes to my stand up because I

556
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:30,480
Speaker 1: have I have a higher bar with my own stuff.

557
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:33,000
Speaker 1: And you you could see myself and be like that

558
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:37,480
Speaker 1: was great. But I I just I'm not as good

559
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:39,400
Speaker 1: as I want to be. I guess and I and

560
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 1: I there's nothing that I'm gonna do that's as good

561
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 1: as I want to be. Even in my roast things

562
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 1: that are like arguably as good as I could do

563
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:50,400
Speaker 1: anything and have gotten me the most success, I have

564
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 1: many issues with them, and I just can't. I don't

565
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:56,840
Speaker 1: know what it is. I really you're a perfectionist in

566
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 1: a lot of ways, or close to it. When I

567
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:02,480
Speaker 1: listened to this podcast when we were getting when I

568
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:05,320
Speaker 1: had that awful night on Reddit and I went back

569
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:07,960
Speaker 1: to just hear, god, am I just as much of

570
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:11,000
Speaker 1: a monster as these people are saying? And I went

571
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:12,959
Speaker 1: back and I listened, and I was listening at like

572
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 1: two times or a time and a half the speed

573
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 1: A fast monster? Yeah scarier? Oh my god, no monster

574
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 1: ever fast. They're always like could run a good marathon,

575
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 1: like Jason because he could just walk fast, which he

576
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,400
Speaker 1: had a limp though, yeah there they always have like

577
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:36,000
Speaker 1: a limp, Like, no monsters ever run really fast. It's

578
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 1: not the it's not the Yeah. Yeah, it would be

579
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:43,480
Speaker 1: so much scarier, but I guess the movie would be shorter. Yeah,

580
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 1: what if? What if Frankenstein the monster was like Hussein

581
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:53,760
Speaker 1: Bolt in his head? See what I did there? Thanks.

582
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:55,680
Speaker 1: It took a little math in my brain, and I

583
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:58,200
Speaker 1: wasn't listening to you for the past two point five seconds.

584
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:00,240
Speaker 1: But I had to figure out how to present the joke.

585
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:04,160
Speaker 1: I can feel you computing in your head computer. I

586
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:06,520
Speaker 1: just thought of you, said Hussain Bolt, He's the fastest

587
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:08,760
Speaker 1: man alive. Oh, the word bolt could be funny if

588
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,240
Speaker 1: you work it into a monster thing. What's a monster

589
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 1: has a bolt? And oh, Frankenstein has a bolt in

590
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 1: his head. Then maybe if you say my computer, joke computer, Um,

591
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 1: give me another topic, I'll do a joke computer, a

592
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:27,000
Speaker 1: joke computer. Okay, diet coke diet? Wait? What are my one?

593
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 1: Are the two connective things diet and diet coke? But like,

594
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:35,960
Speaker 1: give me it like monster coke and like two subjects.

595
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 1: That's what That's pretty much what jokes are is like

596
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:41,560
Speaker 1: taking one thing, taking another thing and finding the common

597
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 1: thing between. Okay, let's try to do it. I want

598
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:45,239
Speaker 1: why didn't Noah do it? And then when we can

599
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:49,120
Speaker 1: go yeah different. This could be a new segment called

600
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:54,400
Speaker 1: joke computer. It's time for this is your joke computer.

601
00:32:56,600 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 1: So to two random things. It could be like conceps

602
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,560
Speaker 1: and like an object like the way we just did

603
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 1: it with monsters and uh speed, so I'd be like, okay,

604
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:12,280
Speaker 1: if a monster ran fast, you would be Hussein Bolt

605
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:15,000
Speaker 1: Frankenstein bowlt. I mean that was such a good one

606
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:18,680
Speaker 1: to start with. I think we can do it again. Okay,

607
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:26,400
Speaker 1: chalkboard and I don't know a swimming pool. Oh great, okay,

608
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 1: chalkboard and swimming pool. Chalkboard and swimming pool. Okay, um

609
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:37,600
Speaker 1: um I also may have not understood the no, no no, no,

610
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,560
Speaker 1: this is this is great. This is great a chalkboard

611
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:41,720
Speaker 1: and swimming pool. So okay, can I just walk you

612
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:45,360
Speaker 1: through my computer brain. I'm thinking of chalkboard and like

613
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 1: nails on a chalkboard. So a lot of people say

614
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:50,280
Speaker 1: that nails on a chalkboard is the worst sound in

615
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:56,680
Speaker 1: the world. Um, you know what the uh uh nails?

616
00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 1: You know what? The nails down a um uh okay,

617
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:08,480
Speaker 1: I got I kind of this is very loose and

618
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:11,880
Speaker 1: very stupid. Okay you're talking about you do you know

619
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 1: what my least favorite sound like? If you're talking about

620
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:18,399
Speaker 1: chalkboards and and um, swimming pools. Okay, that's pretty good.

621
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:23,240
Speaker 1: What I combined two things? What did do? Loosen? Stupid?

622
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:27,719
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, that was pretty good. Okay, this was

623
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:32,720
Speaker 1: your joke. Computer. Do you know what my least favorite

624
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:38,120
Speaker 1: sound is? Nail chard No nails at the bottom of

625
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 1: the swimming pool when kids jump in and then they

626
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 1: scream because it stabs their feet. I don't know. Okay,

627
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:53,279
Speaker 1: the edges here, the edge showed up? Maybe you should Okay,

628
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:56,640
Speaker 1: I got one. I go on, can you quote that? No?

629
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, hold on that one that one sucked,

630
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:02,399
Speaker 1: but I'm getting closer. Okay, you know what my least

631
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:05,600
Speaker 1: favorites like, speaking of um, oh my god. I know

632
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 1: we're talking about, um, swimming pools and chalkboards. You know

633
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:15,839
Speaker 1: what my least favorite sound is, Um, it's uh nails. Uh,

634
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:19,839
Speaker 1: it has to be nails. The sound of um oh,

635
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:23,319
Speaker 1: oh my god. Now that we're talking about chalkboards and

636
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:26,319
Speaker 1: like this has nothing to do with like one of

637
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:28,480
Speaker 1: these things. But you know, my least favorite sound is

638
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:34,759
Speaker 1: like children drowning. That there we go. See. What I

639
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,359
Speaker 1: had to do was start with I know that one

640
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:40,480
Speaker 1: of them doesn't make sense. No, I had to do that.

641
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 1: I had to do the misdirect of like, this doesn't

642
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,080
Speaker 1: fit one of the things we were just talking about,

643
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:47,880
Speaker 1: which you don't know which you're assuming it's gonna be

644
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 1: the swimming pool that it doesn't fit because everyone's least

645
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:53,479
Speaker 1: favorite sound is nails on a chalkboard. But then I said,

646
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 1: children drowning. That was your computer, Joe computer. Um, let's

647
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:07,400
Speaker 1: get to news. She's just as shall we shall? First,

648
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:13,960
Speaker 1: I hope you're having all the swells. It's Tuesday, but hey,

649
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:18,200
Speaker 1: it's Friday in our hearts. Maybe um, probably not. Okay,

650
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:19,879
Speaker 1: I hope you're having all the swells though I don't

651
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:21,960
Speaker 1: know if I already said it, but boy, I hope

652
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 1: you do. Okay. A woman said her gene shorts gave

653
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:28,400
Speaker 1: her a wedge so tight that she ended up in

654
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 1: the i c U with a life threatening sepsis. She

655
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:34,359
Speaker 1: went on a date she'd wearing gene shorts. She didn't

656
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,440
Speaker 1: want to say anything. They were uncomfortable, so she left

657
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 1: him on for hours. Next thing you know, she wakes

658
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,879
Speaker 1: up with a bump the next day and she has

659
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:45,000
Speaker 1: to go luckily, Um, what was the bump cause from friction? Yeah, friction,

660
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:47,960
Speaker 1: and then it was like then she had like an

661
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 1: open sore that led to infection. Yeah, and it developed

662
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:55,440
Speaker 1: both cellulitis and a bacterial skin infection. You don't want

663
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:58,880
Speaker 1: the words cellulite and whatever disease. Not only are you

664
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:03,400
Speaker 1: going to die, but you're a fat dying. Um. So

665
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 1: she got, well, this checks out. I mean I've had

666
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 1: I've had issues where you know, I had a thong

667
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:14,360
Speaker 1: spanks on one time at the MTV Awards and it

668
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:17,719
Speaker 1: cut up my vagina. It was it was the most

669
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:20,160
Speaker 1: pain I've ever didn't cut it up, but it was

670
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:22,640
Speaker 1: slicing me up the front, so it had like this

671
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:25,799
Speaker 1: really tight band at the top, you know, holding it up.

672
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:27,839
Speaker 1: So it was like tight band holding the spanks part

673
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:32,120
Speaker 1: on and then a thong, and it just rode up

674
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:35,200
Speaker 1: the whole night and it was it was bully. I

675
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 1: was bullying myself. I was giving myself a wedgie. It

676
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:42,560
Speaker 1: was like I was like underwear off. Um. I was

677
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:45,319
Speaker 1: wearing a like a pencil skirt that all the way down,

678
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 1: so it was really tight and I couldn't reach up

679
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:48,839
Speaker 1: the skirt to then pull it out, but at one

680
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:51,720
Speaker 1: point I did. We were at the MTV I couldn't.

681
00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:53,480
Speaker 1: I was sitting next to Sarah My Nicki and Sara

682
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:57,400
Speaker 1: Live co host, and I was like, Sarah, I can't

683
00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:01,760
Speaker 1: do this. Zac Efron is literally within shouting distance. I'm

684
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,880
Speaker 1: like in heaven that we're sitting next to the Jersey

685
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:07,400
Speaker 1: Shore where like third row with MTV Awards. It's so fun,

686
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:11,120
Speaker 1: and I am in blinding pain from this fucking thong.

687
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:14,399
Speaker 1: So I had to pull up my skirt and then

688
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:18,319
Speaker 1: reach in and hook the thong and just pull it

689
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 1: so much to pull it down. But honestly it didn't

690
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,520
Speaker 1: even help, because nothing can pull that spans the spinx

691
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,239
Speaker 1: is so tight. It was so far up and the

692
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:29,880
Speaker 1: dress was so tight. It was it was torture. I

693
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:33,040
Speaker 1: mean it was so painful, but you weren't nervous about Zack.

694
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:35,840
Speaker 1: I guess that's the brightness, like like you know what

695
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:39,359
Speaker 1: I mean, Like there's something interesting about your anxiety going

696
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 1: down because you're dealing with your pussy falling apart. Pain. Yeah,

697
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 1: pain can trump. Like that's why they tell you to grab.

698
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:48,200
Speaker 1: Have you ever grab if you're having a panic, Grab

699
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:50,359
Speaker 1: this as tight as you can and there's a pain

700
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 1: right there. That that's the headache pressure point that. Yeah,

701
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:56,280
Speaker 1: they always do that for to relieve headaches. They hold

702
00:38:56,320 --> 00:39:00,200
Speaker 1: it there. Yeah, because pain, when you get pain just

703
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:03,279
Speaker 1: distracts you. Yeah. Yeah. So I mean, I guess if

704
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:06,920
Speaker 1: you're meeting your heroes, cut up your genitalia, maybe that

705
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:10,920
Speaker 1: might help. I mean, like we whenever you're I've embarrassed

706
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:15,239
Speaker 1: myself so many times of like feeling anxious and like

707
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 1: angry about something and then I blow up in front

708
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:19,440
Speaker 1: of like a bunch of people I just met, like

709
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:21,799
Speaker 1: I don't know, people following me around with cameras and

710
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:24,120
Speaker 1: I get to some place late because I'm already running late,

711
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,279
Speaker 1: and then I get there and they're running thirty minutes behind,

712
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,319
Speaker 1: and I'm like, could someone have texted me that? Like

713
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 1: I have like an attitude and it's like my reaction

714
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:34,239
Speaker 1: is coming from pain, you know, Like I if I

715
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:37,560
Speaker 1: was in like a not stressed out way, I would

716
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:39,719
Speaker 1: just go, oh, next time, can you guys let me know?

717
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:44,200
Speaker 1: But instead like, yeah, when you that's why you get

718
00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:48,719
Speaker 1: what you want to Like yeah, I mean we were

719
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:52,120
Speaker 1: talking about but we were talking about it yesterday about

720
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:55,239
Speaker 1: like women. I don't know, I heard this thing where

721
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:59,320
Speaker 1: women get paid less because they're more agreeable to men whatever.

722
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:02,399
Speaker 1: But I feel like you you put your foot down

723
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,480
Speaker 1: when you feel like you deserve something. I mean, it

724
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:07,000
Speaker 1: took me a while to learn that. But it really

725
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:10,000
Speaker 1: the fact that you're even commenting that I do. It

726
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:12,360
Speaker 1: means that it's like people know you're kind of a

727
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:20,000
Speaker 1: cunt like that. Oh yes, you know, you're right, Like

728
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,879
Speaker 1: it's not an That's the problem is people me being

729
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 1: But what I what I was referring to when I

730
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,399
Speaker 1: was really stressed out that day. I had the show

731
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:30,920
Speaker 1: it Sace that night. When I got there and I

732
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:34,759
Speaker 1: was just like, hey, um, I really value like I

733
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,360
Speaker 1: don't like waiting when I get to places, and I

734
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:37,880
Speaker 1: could have been at home working on my set, and

735
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:43,680
Speaker 1: like just this tone of like was not did not

736
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:45,960
Speaker 1: get me anything. What would have gotten me something is

737
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:49,040
Speaker 1: presenting that same thing of like, hey, I really love

738
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 1: like I don't like waiting. It's a weird thing about me.

739
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,400
Speaker 1: Next time, can you just like let me know as

740
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 1: soon as you like, just being gentler about it instead?

741
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:59,799
Speaker 1: I had to kind of have a snippy attitude that

742
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 1: may need this kid working for me probably scared of me,

743
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 1: and then creates a barrier between me and him, which

744
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:09,719
Speaker 1: leads to him resenting me. I mean, we a lot

745
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 1: of us fear our bosses or people that work above us,

746
00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:16,800
Speaker 1: and I don't think that makes for the best work environment.

747
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:20,319
Speaker 1: Like you might get your I think we're we've it's

748
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:24,479
Speaker 1: been proven that positive reinforcement is much better than negative. Now,

749
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 1: I guess it's your time. Like you know, you tend

750
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:30,000
Speaker 1: to like to get to places right on time. So

751
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 1: if you're doing that and then there's a delay, it's

752
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:35,680
Speaker 1: like a double whammy, do you I feel like, but

753
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 1: it goes on through your head where it's like maybe

754
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:40,640
Speaker 1: just for a second be like, oh, I could just

755
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:42,880
Speaker 1: sit down and chill and I could go over my

756
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:46,360
Speaker 1: set right here. I feel like it's a um my

757
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:49,960
Speaker 1: that I'm not being taken care of and that um

758
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 1: I'm working with people like because that day was so

759
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:55,640
Speaker 1: I just felt I just didn't I didn't have any

760
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:57,680
Speaker 1: time to even look at a single set list or

761
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:00,239
Speaker 1: build something. And that day I could have walked to

762
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:02,600
Speaker 1: Luigi for the next half hour and there was nowhere

763
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 1: for us to go either, and like wait, it was

764
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:06,440
Speaker 1: just like go to your car and wait or go.

765
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:09,880
Speaker 1: And I just I I have so much in my

766
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:13,440
Speaker 1: life and if things aren't running like boom boom boom,

767
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:16,840
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't keep up with this life and

768
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:19,120
Speaker 1: and people won't be able to work for me because

769
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:22,360
Speaker 1: I'll stop doing other people will lose mark because of it.

770
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:27,319
Speaker 1: But my point was that I am fine with things

771
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:29,600
Speaker 1: running like I run late so often, I really do.

772
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:32,439
Speaker 1: I'm turning into a late person. But that as long

773
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 1: as I always let people know as soon as I

774
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:36,360
Speaker 1: know I'm going to be late. So my problem wasn't

775
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:40,040
Speaker 1: like we're running thirty minutes late. This is not okay,

776
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:42,880
Speaker 1: that's fine. I just want to know that if you

777
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 1: knew what we were running late ten minutes ago, even

778
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:48,560
Speaker 1: ten minutes late and then got to thirty, like, just

779
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:50,239
Speaker 1: let me know as soon as you know you're running late,

780
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:52,399
Speaker 1: because then I can stay at home and wait. Yeah,

781
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,719
Speaker 1: but I guess they probably assumed we already left at

782
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 1: that point because it was the truck. But then I

783
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:58,400
Speaker 1: would just go get Starbucks or drive around, you know,

784
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:03,680
Speaker 1: like I don't want to wait, so whatever. Yea. It's

785
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:05,960
Speaker 1: kind of like what Nikki was saying in the opening,

786
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:10,839
Speaker 1: which you didn't hear, about um needing to have information.

787
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:14,400
Speaker 1: So I think that you make the most of the information,

788
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 1: like what you were saying about knowing where the day

789
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 1: is going to go and like exactly the minutes and

790
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 1: when we're gonna be done. I was talking to a

791
00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:24,719
Speaker 1: p a on the show who picked me up to

792
00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:27,520
Speaker 1: go to dinner, and she had had a long day,

793
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:30,279
Speaker 1: and I go, when is your day over? And she goes, oh,

794
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:31,680
Speaker 1: I don't know, And I go, does that bother you

795
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:33,719
Speaker 1: that you don't know that there's not like an end time?

796
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:35,360
Speaker 1: And she's like, no, not really. I kind of just

797
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 1: like go till we go, And I'm like, man, I

798
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:42,239
Speaker 1: always need to know. Like, That's what's been a big

799
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:47,279
Speaker 1: problem for me using the book Noah has been relinquishing

800
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 1: control to men and being like, you planned the date,

801
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:55,240
Speaker 1: you you decide where we're going to, the restaurant, you drive,

802
00:43:55,480 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 1: Because I really used to get bothered when people would

803
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 1: be like, we're walking in the down the street in

804
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 1: New York and be like, oh, we're going to this

805
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:06,160
Speaker 1: restaurant and they won't tell me where it is. It's

806
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:08,120
Speaker 1: like a weird control thing. They'll be like, do you

807
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 1: don't need to know? We will get there, And then

808
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:14,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, I want to know when we're turning right,

809
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 1: Like I want to know I'm going to turn right

810
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:18,440
Speaker 1: up here. I don't want to know that I'm turning

811
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:21,360
Speaker 1: right when you suddenly turn right and I'm still walking forward.

812
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 1: But what is the isn't the embarrassment? What is it?

813
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:27,560
Speaker 1: What is the it? I guess I just need to

814
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 1: know the plan. I just like to know that it's

815
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 1: just I don't know. I like to know when I'm

816
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:37,120
Speaker 1: gonna be done. If someone doesn't share, like like the

817
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 1: other day when they didn't tell you the van was

818
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:42,600
Speaker 1: running later or whatever. I think what happens is people

819
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:47,160
Speaker 1: don't want to upset the other person, so they withhold

820
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:50,879
Speaker 1: information that might be negative and then it's gonna come

821
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 1: up eventually. Yeah, we all do that. So it's like,

822
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:57,239
Speaker 1: do you want to get hit now and later or hit?

823
00:44:57,560 --> 00:45:00,040
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's just an interesting um because a

824
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:04,400
Speaker 1: person has. It's funny when you have someone's best interest

825
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:10,800
Speaker 1: in mine, but something's keeping you from um satisfying them

826
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:13,160
Speaker 1: and they're still upset with you. But you're like, but

827
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 1: I really was just thinking about you and helping you,

828
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:19,240
Speaker 1: but I just came up short. So doesn't that count

829
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 1: as something? I don't know. I mean, that's when I've

830
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:24,879
Speaker 1: said to people like, I never am trying to make

831
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:26,880
Speaker 1: you mad, Like all I'm trying to do is do

832
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:30,279
Speaker 1: the right thing, and yet I still end up setting you.

833
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:33,800
Speaker 1: But you know, I think that I have to remember

834
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:36,040
Speaker 1: that too. And I know when you're saying somebody you

835
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:39,839
Speaker 1: mean me and you you mean you, Like when you're

836
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:42,239
Speaker 1: saying like you're trying to do something right and the

837
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 1: person I say, Jack Harlo cam grip a grip, No,

838
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:56,080
Speaker 1: it's it's actually thinking of Brandon that instance. Actually, yeah, yeah, yeah,

839
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:58,600
Speaker 1: I think that happens a lot in relationships of you

840
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:00,880
Speaker 1: get your partner get it's mad at you, and you're like,

841
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:06,000
Speaker 1: I mean, I can only think of one time in

842
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:09,960
Speaker 1: my past relationship where I actually tried to do something

843
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:12,920
Speaker 1: that would like to get under his skin, because I

844
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:17,600
Speaker 1: was always I was always getting like I felt like

845
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 1: he would get upset with me about things that I

846
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 1: was like, I didn't mean to do that, so there

847
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:24,160
Speaker 1: was no way I would just do something intentionally. But

848
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:26,279
Speaker 1: I think there was one time I didn't do you know,

849
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:29,440
Speaker 1: can you say or no, no, I'm already like and

850
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:32,359
Speaker 1: it was an ugly moment, but I just always I said,

851
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:33,920
Speaker 1: I can admit that that was at one time, but

852
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:36,759
Speaker 1: I promise you I don't do that so like, but

853
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:38,839
Speaker 1: I have to remember that too, you know, like you're

854
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:41,360
Speaker 1: never maybe some days you get upset with me and

855
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:43,120
Speaker 1: you try to do something that might like get under

856
00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:44,680
Speaker 1: my skin. Like we've done that. We do that to

857
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:48,760
Speaker 1: each other, and I still do that to people. But generally,

858
00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:52,160
Speaker 1: when you get mad at someone, they didn't mean they

859
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:55,239
Speaker 1: don't want you, unless they're doing it maliciously. But then

860
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:58,720
Speaker 1: it's so hard if the person the perth Jack Harlow

861
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,239
Speaker 1: gets upset. No, no, but honestly, like if the person

862
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:03,400
Speaker 1: gets upset at you and you're trying to do the

863
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:05,600
Speaker 1: right thing. So it's hard to apologize when you're not

864
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:09,719
Speaker 1: purposely doing something. So then you go, well, I can't

865
00:47:09,719 --> 00:47:12,440
Speaker 1: say I'm sorry because it wasn't intentional. But sometimes you

866
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:14,520
Speaker 1: should just say sorry, even if it is. Yeah, you

867
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 1: don't say sorry, you just what you can say sorry,

868
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:19,800
Speaker 1: but you can say I'm sorry that it made you

869
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,839
Speaker 1: feel that way. And in the future I will try

870
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:25,799
Speaker 1: my best to do blah blah blah. I think that's

871
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:29,680
Speaker 1: the best. Weren't done? No, No, that's great. Um uh,

872
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:33,880
Speaker 1: let me go to this one. Okay von Verson and

873
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:38,800
Speaker 1: Marie Antoinette von Verson. Yeah, that was her friend, so

874
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:41,120
Speaker 1: the Queen of France, the wife of King Louis the

875
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:47,880
Speaker 1: what are the numbers? X V one, twelve, No, I'm

876
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 1: gonna let you get dedicated, but don't help him ten okay. Oh.

877
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 1: Tom Brady the third Okay exchanged a handful of secretive

878
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:06,399
Speaker 1: letters over the span of a year in the late

879
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:10,960
Speaker 1: eighteenth century during the French Revolution. Beloved madly and tender

880
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:16,440
Speaker 1: friend the censored words. These two were like friends, friends,

881
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:19,160
Speaker 1: but like there was definitely more going on there. Scientists

882
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:23,480
Speaker 1: recently uncovered lines that were crossed out in these notes

883
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 1: that they would send to each other. That's insane that

884
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:27,920
Speaker 1: they were just like, let's look at let's maybe go

885
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,319
Speaker 1: back to the crossed outlines. I know, but I mean

886
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:32,760
Speaker 1: I would probably where some dirt is. I was hoping

887
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:35,440
Speaker 1: that Andrew would read some of the phrases in the headline.

888
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:42,799
Speaker 1: Oh I did madly in the headline that I gave

889
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:46,960
Speaker 1: you in the red one. Oh I'm so sorry. Um,

890
00:48:47,239 --> 00:48:53,160
Speaker 1: just don't do it again. Try better next time. Scientist. Sorry,

891
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 1: I'm trying to read. You know, I can't do nine

892
00:48:56,160 --> 00:49:00,879
Speaker 1: things that once are one. Scientists recently uncovertable men reading

893
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:06,760
Speaker 1: a sentence. Is that nine words at once is quick words?

894
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:08,839
Speaker 1: In here it's all French. Okay, so read the phrase

895
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:12,360
Speaker 1: and then the quotations. Okay. Scientists recently uncovered in a

896
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:16,760
Speaker 1: series of secret letters. Okay, rumored lovers, we just counting, okay,

897
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:23,279
Speaker 1: mad Mat, I'm friends the friend. He's going to read

898
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 1: the French and then let me try to translate it. Okay,

899
00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:33,080
Speaker 1: Matt tendym me. How everything's a question, my tender friend? Yes, Napa,

900
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:41,880
Speaker 1: sound I am without you? Yeah? Not without you? Oh yeah, Nippaka.

901
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:44,799
Speaker 1: Well we stumbled on a fun little new thing here

902
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:48,279
Speaker 1: where I read French that actually is a fun thing.

903
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,880
Speaker 1: And I didn't do that bad. I knew, no, no, no,

904
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:56,000
Speaker 1: you did. I just read you're reading it phonetically, and I,

905
00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:59,759
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm terrible at a language that I don't know,

906
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:03,240
Speaker 1: but that one I kind of know how to pronounced.

907
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:07,400
Speaker 1: So how do you do you say the asses? No? No,

908
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:11,680
Speaker 1: so you don't pronounce to the second end. Wait it

909
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:20,160
Speaker 1: isn't norma, yeah, norma no end no no no, no, no, nope,

910
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:23,360
Speaker 1: nope and then pause like norma, I guess is not?

911
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 1: Or so you don't pronounce the ass at the end

912
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:31,200
Speaker 1: of no no no, no, no, no no no sons

913
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:39,920
Speaker 1: what is doing here? And at the end v O

914
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:49,520
Speaker 1: U s Yeah yeah remember that, Andrew, Yes, sweet Dave, Florida.

915
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:56,520
Speaker 1: What found is that that doesn't pay anything I remember

916
00:50:56,600 --> 00:51:01,719
Speaker 1: from frenchs. Okay, So these two were, um, they were canoodling,

917
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:04,640
Speaker 1: we believe. But it was crossed out by him right correct,

918
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:07,480
Speaker 1: with like a different she wrote it in copper. He

919
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:10,279
Speaker 1: crossed out an iron, which so it's hard to like

920
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:13,320
Speaker 1: take off. It's like this whole thing, but like whenever

921
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:15,759
Speaker 1: I crossed out like whenever, I don't want people to

922
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:18,600
Speaker 1: read that. If I write a note or something and like,

923
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:20,320
Speaker 1: oh shit, I don't want them to see what I

924
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:22,880
Speaker 1: even wrote it out. I don't cross it out because

925
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:25,839
Speaker 1: I learned early on that when you just like right, um,

926
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:30,240
Speaker 1: you know, scratch it out with a horizontal line, anything

927
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:34,840
Speaker 1: that's curved curvy will show up. You can really find it.

928
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:38,319
Speaker 1: So I would write over it, I fucked this up,

929
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:41,840
Speaker 1: I fucked this I would write jumblie letters over it.

930
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:43,479
Speaker 1: So then it gets all mixed up and you can't

931
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 1: even so you just write slurs over like something negative. Yeah,

932
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:52,120
Speaker 1: that makes sense. How do you feel about me replacing

933
00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 1: the N word in every song that has it in it?

934
00:51:55,239 --> 00:52:00,239
Speaker 1: When I'm running with Nikki? It still doesn't feel it

935
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:03,759
Speaker 1: doesn't feel good. Right, Maybe do a word? No, I

936
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:05,560
Speaker 1: don't do anything. I usually just skip it and I

937
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:09,600
Speaker 1: just do up. You know. Uh, Once upon a time

938
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 1: and I heard that I was ugly, came from a

939
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:14,320
Speaker 1: bit who want to funk with me or whatever I

940
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:18,239
Speaker 1: didn't want to work with me. It sounds a little

941
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:21,160
Speaker 1: like you're telling you I'm more upset that it's a

942
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:25,040
Speaker 1: third person. No, I'm not saying yet, because it just

943
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:31,640
Speaker 1: it's a way to say something like that, because sometimes

944
00:52:31,719 --> 00:52:34,880
Speaker 1: that word actually makes it's not that it's the meaning

945
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:37,200
Speaker 1: of it makes it sound better or like this, I

946
00:52:37,239 --> 00:52:39,719
Speaker 1: don't like the sound of it, but it just a

947
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:43,680
Speaker 1: blank sounds weird. I'm not going to do it. But

948
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:46,840
Speaker 1: it occurred to me because I I recently, um, I

949
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:49,160
Speaker 1: thought of a good idea, like, because I like to

950
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:52,160
Speaker 1: find there's always Nikki's that come to my shows. There's

951
00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:53,840
Speaker 1: always so many nicks. Oh my god, I thought you

952
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:57,600
Speaker 1: were something. Oh no, no, no, no no, I was

953
00:52:57,719 --> 00:53:02,160
Speaker 1: not replacing it. There no, there's girl's name Nikki that

954
00:53:02,239 --> 00:53:06,360
Speaker 1: come to my show. Right. And the other night I

955
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:08,200
Speaker 1: was asking if anywhere in the room and I said

956
00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:10,920
Speaker 1: where my Nikki's at? And I was like, oh, that

957
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:15,640
Speaker 1: sounds funny because it's not asking the other thing that

958
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:20,279
Speaker 1: sometimes I think people that's like a common thing, but

959
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:24,400
Speaker 1: it sounded exactly. It got a laugh, But I felt like,

960
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:26,360
Speaker 1: is that interpress? I think I remember hearing it and

961
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:29,320
Speaker 1: almost feeling a little uncomfortable but I shouldn't be. And

962
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:34,120
Speaker 1: then I go, yeah, where they at? And uh and

963
00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:38,360
Speaker 1: then uh yeah, So I think that I hate that

964
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:41,520
Speaker 1: word so much that I feel like even flirting with

965
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:43,720
Speaker 1: it or messing around with the fact that it sounded

966
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:48,160
Speaker 1: like it makes me uncomfortable and should I think, nik,

967
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:53,080
Speaker 1: I appreciate that, and I'm glad that. I'm glad that

968
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:57,080
Speaker 1: we're changing. Um here's the thing with Marie Antoinette. Isn't

969
00:53:57,160 --> 00:54:00,160
Speaker 1: interesting though, When like someone dates a king and they

970
00:54:00,239 --> 00:54:03,320
Speaker 1: have a lover that, you don't think about it as cheating.

971
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:05,880
Speaker 1: You think about it like, good for her, she's getting

972
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,319
Speaker 1: rid of getting you know, because he had so many

973
00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:15,319
Speaker 1: wives that he like beheaded and stuff, so kind of like, yeah, girl,

974
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:18,680
Speaker 1: yeah you you let it slide. When your head is

975
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:22,360
Speaker 1: sliding down into the town. No one talks about that.

976
00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:25,680
Speaker 1: Princess Anna cheated. Yeah, yeah, good for her. I never

977
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:27,680
Speaker 1: loved her. And the reason that he married her was

978
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:30,200
Speaker 1: because she came from a good family and Camilla's didn't,

979
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:33,840
Speaker 1: and he always loved Camilla and like she was she

980
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:38,719
Speaker 1: he Yeah, she looked her wedding day. She looks miserable.

981
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:40,879
Speaker 1: She looks miserable. I mean, I don't know really much

982
00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:43,239
Speaker 1: about her at all, But I referenced her death the

983
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:46,439
Speaker 1: other night and people groaned in the audience. I love

984
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:48,759
Speaker 1: doing that. Now it's this new thing I've been doing

985
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:52,000
Speaker 1: on stage and it's not but I will not wear

986
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:54,360
Speaker 1: my Nikki's at is kind of funny to me. I

987
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:57,000
Speaker 1: don't think replacing the N word with nikki and songs

988
00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:58,680
Speaker 1: is appropriate, and I will not be doing that, and

989
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:02,640
Speaker 1: I don't don't can't on me for that. However, I've

990
00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:04,360
Speaker 1: been doing this thing on stage that I think is

991
00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:07,120
Speaker 1: really fun, which is you reference a tragic death, you

992
00:55:07,239 --> 00:55:11,040
Speaker 1: just reference it, which just when you no, no, no,

993
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:13,560
Speaker 1: it's like fits into like, say, I'm doing a punchline.

994
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:16,360
Speaker 1: I think one night I was doing a punchline about

995
00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:21,399
Speaker 1: um uh, I don't know. I was talking about, Oh,

996
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:23,120
Speaker 1: you know what I was talking about. Oh, I was

997
00:55:23,120 --> 00:55:27,320
Speaker 1: talking about how Prince Harry is the perfect man. And

998
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:29,400
Speaker 1: I have this whole kind of thesis that I present

999
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:33,120
Speaker 1: because his man died young and he she When you

1000
00:55:33,239 --> 00:55:36,719
Speaker 1: lose your mom, before you realize she is a flawed human,

1001
00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:40,800
Speaker 1: you always like, um, put your mom on a pedestal

1002
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:43,280
Speaker 1: for the rest of your life. Thus, you and men's

1003
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:46,320
Speaker 1: men's like whole opinions of women are kind of based

1004
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:48,960
Speaker 1: on their moms. And so when you realize your mom

1005
00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:51,600
Speaker 1: sucks at some point, because you get old enough to

1006
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:54,400
Speaker 1: be like, my mom might be flawed. You can't. You

1007
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:56,080
Speaker 1: don't really put that on her because she's your mom.

1008
00:55:56,480 --> 00:55:59,520
Speaker 1: But you end up marrying someone who reminds you of

1009
00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:01,719
Speaker 1: your mom um, and then you hate that woman for

1010
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:03,480
Speaker 1: all the things that you really hate your mom for,

1011
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:05,920
Speaker 1: because you are allowed to hate your wife, you're not

1012
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:08,360
Speaker 1: allowed to hate your mom. That's my theory. And I

1013
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:11,239
Speaker 1: say that most men that lost their mom before their mom,

1014
00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:15,759
Speaker 1: before they were old enough to hate their mom, thus

1015
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:17,600
Speaker 1: love women the rest of their life. We gotta go

1016
00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:20,440
Speaker 1: to break and I'll come back and finish this dot. Ever,

1017
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:28,480
Speaker 1: So my point about the Princess dianything is I actually

1018
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:31,920
Speaker 1: came up with this whole theory while watching documentary with

1019
00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:34,600
Speaker 1: Prince Harry and Prince William, and it really struck me

1020
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:36,640
Speaker 1: the whole documentary, the way they talked about women and

1021
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:39,399
Speaker 1: their wives and just women in general and women's rights.

1022
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:41,200
Speaker 1: Like I'm not even joking you. I was kind of like,

1023
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:45,279
Speaker 1: easy boys, we're not that great. Like I was kind

1024
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:46,600
Speaker 1: of like, why do they love women so much? And

1025
00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:48,719
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, it's because they had

1026
00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:52,000
Speaker 1: not only an amazing mom, but they lost her before

1027
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:55,840
Speaker 1: they could go through that phase of I hate you,

1028
00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:59,000
Speaker 1: you know, like maybe Prince William a little bit more

1029
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:02,000
Speaker 1: when as a teenager, but you know, Harry was still

1030
00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:06,640
Speaker 1: a little baby who was like mommy, and so he's

1031
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:10,080
Speaker 1: never going to have the same kind of he might

1032
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:13,120
Speaker 1: have abandonment issues with women that they might die suddenly,

1033
00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:16,120
Speaker 1: and so I said, I pretty much. And I also

1034
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:19,240
Speaker 1: state that if a man loses his mom early on

1035
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:22,760
Speaker 1: in his life, he's forced into therapy by um the

1036
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:25,680
Speaker 1: school system because like you know, you don't really have

1037
00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:28,560
Speaker 1: a choice. Instead, so you're working on yourself from an

1038
00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:31,600
Speaker 1: early age. And I don't want boys to lose their moms.

1039
00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:34,320
Speaker 1: But the best men I think are men with good

1040
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:37,280
Speaker 1: moms that lose them young and then they always think

1041
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:40,160
Speaker 1: women are amazing. And I said, Megan Markle, I think

1042
00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:42,360
Speaker 1: has the best man ever. She has the best life.

1043
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:45,440
Speaker 1: I go, yeah, maybe he's a little paranoid about driving

1044
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:48,280
Speaker 1: through tunnels, and that's the joke I made, is like,

1045
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:50,320
Speaker 1: but it's true. I bet you anything. He's a lot

1046
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:53,919
Speaker 1: more protective of her and tragedy and things that could

1047
00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:56,120
Speaker 1: happen to her, which is probably annoying for her to

1048
00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:58,360
Speaker 1: be like babe, I'm just going to get coffee. I'm

1049
00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:00,880
Speaker 1: not gonna do I literally, and he's like, are you

1050
00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:03,600
Speaker 1: wearing your seatbelt, babe, and she's like yes, hunt Like

1051
00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:06,240
Speaker 1: I could see that being moved because she was suicidal,

1052
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:08,600
Speaker 1: like he was protecting, which is in the end of

1053
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:10,680
Speaker 1: good thing. But I make the joke that like it's

1054
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:12,960
Speaker 1: a joke, but it's not a joke. I bet he

1055
00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:16,280
Speaker 1: doesn't like to go fast in cars. He's not taking

1056
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Speaker 1: risks in cars that other people might take because he

1057
00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:22,000
Speaker 1: lost his wife, his mother that way. So I say

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Speaker 1: that it might be a I go, Megan Markel has

1059
00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:25,880
Speaker 1: the best life. I said, it might be annoying. You know,

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00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:28,680
Speaker 1: it takes like fifteen more minutes to get somewhere because

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00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:29,800
Speaker 1: he doesn't want to go on a highway and go

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00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:32,480
Speaker 1: through some tunnels. And that's just in reference to Princess

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00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:36,680
Speaker 1: sanading in a tunnel and people go oh, and I go, um,

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Speaker 1: you guys know I didn't do it, right, Like I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I didn't kill her, right, that was the royal family

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00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:46,800
Speaker 1: that did that. But I but like, but you can

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Speaker 1: see why he hates to press to press killed his

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Speaker 1: mom when yeah, but when when people grown at the

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00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:56,360
Speaker 1: mere mention of remember I have the joke about um

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Speaker 1: having a hotel room that you helped me write the

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Speaker 1: hotel room that let's say you honestly wrote it, but

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Speaker 1: you gave me the line of UM. When I go

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Speaker 1: to a check into a hotel room, the best hotel

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00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:09,560
Speaker 1: rooms always have a scale and like a magnifying mirror

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00:59:09,600 --> 00:59:13,160
Speaker 1: with a light on it. And and I'm always like,

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00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:16,920
Speaker 1: this is like, really, these two things I've never made

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Speaker 1: me feel better about myself. And I go, they gave

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00:59:20,040 --> 00:59:22,600
Speaker 1: me two hair dryers, one for my hair and one

1079
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Speaker 1: for the bath. I go, what did I get the

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00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:28,560
Speaker 1: Bourdain Bungalow? So and I say they, you know the

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Speaker 1: little note notepad on the desks is says final thoughts

1082
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:33,640
Speaker 1: at the top. And I go, I don't know what

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00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:37,120
Speaker 1: they're trying to do. And um, And people when I

1084
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:40,000
Speaker 1: say Bourdain Bungalow, people go oh, And I go, um,

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Speaker 1: he killed himself. You guys know that, like obviously you

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Speaker 1: know that? Um do you know I didn't? What are

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00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:46,320
Speaker 1: you groaning out that I made that It's a part

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00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:50,680
Speaker 1: of a joke to be autistic about it, But I'm

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00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:55,960
Speaker 1: referencing a thing that happened celebrity name. But they're groaning

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Speaker 1: because it was a tragic thing. Like I don't like

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Speaker 1: in our society that if some think traumatic or tragic happens,

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Speaker 1: we have to act like it didn't happen. That's what

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Speaker 1: they're asking us to do. It's it's not like I

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Speaker 1: don't put it in a joke that my people might laugh.

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Speaker 1: It's it's just a do we just go on and

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Speaker 1: we act like it didn't happen like my parents do

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Speaker 1: my interrexia. I just can't. I don't like to. That's

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Speaker 1: w yeah, yeah, but I just hate to what you're saying.

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Speaker 1: But I think, like, first of all, grown is reaction,

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Speaker 1: So so that could be a could be got on stage,

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Speaker 1: used to get literally go on stage for five minutes

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Speaker 1: from you know, the time I started in two thousand

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Speaker 1: three until two thousand and six, all I got were growns.

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Speaker 1: But I think those groans the difference between a grown

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Speaker 1: and a laugh. Sometimes it's just how you say it

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01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:52,520
Speaker 1: and how you confident you are about it. Like you

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01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:54,840
Speaker 1: could be confident about a really dark joke and if

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01:00:54,880 --> 01:00:57,439
Speaker 1: you say it in a light way with confidence, people

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01:00:57,720 --> 01:00:59,960
Speaker 1: will laugh. But if you say it like tentively, maybe

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Speaker 1: that when they're gonna grown and feel like bad for you.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes it's just people don't I'm being a little bit

1112
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Speaker 1: love on the spectrum about it, but you're you're grown.

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Speaker 1: Groaning suggests that I've done something wrong. But but mere

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Speaker 1: mentioning the fact that trentis Diana died in a tunnel

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01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:23,320
Speaker 1: and referencing that fact for a bit that is about

1116
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:27,320
Speaker 1: that is actually probably factual. That Harry is probably more protective.

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Speaker 1: It's not doing it. I'm not doing anything wrong by

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01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:33,200
Speaker 1: doing that. Is it wrong to maybe have a tragic

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Speaker 1: death referenced in the context of a comedy show, perhaps,

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Speaker 1: But I mean as a as a person who most

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Speaker 1: likely reacts like, oh um. I think for me, it's

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Speaker 1: just like when I listened to comedians. The way that

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Speaker 1: they can connect these things is like astounding, like I can't.

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Speaker 1: I can't ever do that. So for me, it's just

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Speaker 1: more like a surprise, not really anything surprised out. You're right,

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Speaker 1: and and like I said before, comedy is surprised. That's

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Speaker 1: why we laugh is because we're a little scared. We're

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Speaker 1: like and we gret, we bare our teeth because you know,

1129
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:15,960
Speaker 1: evolutionarily that would scare off predators, so we'll get surprised

1130
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Speaker 1: by a saber tooth tiger. We go with my teeth.

1131
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Speaker 1: I was at the dentist today and talked about you

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Speaker 1: are they ready for me Orthodonicus? She said, does he

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Speaker 1: need invisi line? I go, I don't know that he

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Speaker 1: would be. If I'm not good enough to wear the

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Speaker 1: trace twenty two hours a day, I don't know if

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Speaker 1: your boy would be. My buddy got adult braces the

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01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:42,280
Speaker 1: other day and they're like they're like, oh yeah, they're

1138
01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:45,720
Speaker 1: like metal metal like like they looked like they were

1139
01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:49,720
Speaker 1: designed in the early eighteen hundreds. That's what he went with.

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Speaker 1: It was because he broke his jaw. He got a

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Speaker 1: jaw broken in a bar fight. What a friend like

1142
01:02:55,280 --> 01:02:58,720
Speaker 1: a friend that Oh my god. I got hit and

1143
01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:01,720
Speaker 1: knocked out and jaw broken and then his jaw had

1144
01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:04,400
Speaker 1: to rewire. But because his jaw was broken, his teeth

1145
01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:10,680
Speaker 1: starting to grow and grow, right me, I'm getting ready

1146
01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:13,160
Speaker 1: to do that too. I went to, I have if

1147
01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:15,800
Speaker 1: anyone out there is done in visiline, get buckle your

1148
01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:19,480
Speaker 1: fucking seatbelts. For what I have been through, I could.

1149
01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:21,960
Speaker 1: I did not realize this. So when you get in visiline.

1150
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:24,600
Speaker 1: You get sets of trays that come in like groups

1151
01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:27,800
Speaker 1: of the seven to twenty trays, and each one you

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01:03:28,040 --> 01:03:30,200
Speaker 1: wear for seven to nine days, so it's you know,

1153
01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:36,920
Speaker 1: each each each batch is nine to five weeks, you know,

1154
01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:40,360
Speaker 1: given us, and you usually get through an entire treatment

1155
01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:46,120
Speaker 1: within uh one to three batches, all right. I have

1156
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:52,320
Speaker 1: been through twenty four batches of invisilin and then I

1157
01:03:52,440 --> 01:03:56,840
Speaker 1: almost started crying. Most people get healed within one to

1158
01:03:56,960 --> 01:04:00,040
Speaker 1: three one three, and I've been through and I'm not

1159
01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:02,040
Speaker 1: joking you. I asked her to pull up the image

1160
01:04:02,160 --> 01:04:04,400
Speaker 1: from the first scan I got before I got these

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01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:07,880
Speaker 1: in his line and now and and I had the

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01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:10,480
Speaker 1: cameras there today too, by the way, so uh Ali

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01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:15,160
Speaker 1: and Ali was there and saw it and there was

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01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:18,640
Speaker 1: no difference. I'm Andrew, I'm not even getting you. It

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01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:21,880
Speaker 1: is so sad. I'm really upset about it. But we

1166
01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:28,120
Speaker 1: gotta get to our Reddit dump is this is your

1167
01:04:28,440 --> 01:04:31,960
Speaker 1: redit and I'm going in again. Baby, I'm getting my

1168
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Speaker 1: two weeks ago. That's what I said. That's what I said.

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Speaker 1: And then don't get on the braces and I go, yes,

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Speaker 1: I do, bitch, yes, I do. Hilarious to have how

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Speaker 1: funny would it be to have braced like green and red? Oh?

1172
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Speaker 1: My god? I love it. Okay, so let's uh, let's

1173
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Speaker 1: go through my Reddit dump to uh show you what

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01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:55,320
Speaker 1: I've been up to lately. Um god, there's a really

1175
01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:56,720
Speaker 1: good one on here that I can't wait to share

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01:04:56,720 --> 01:05:00,880
Speaker 1: with you. What the fuck? Hold on one second? Oh

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Speaker 1: that's my that's my own account, I go where did

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01:05:03,080 --> 01:05:08,080
Speaker 1: all of my things go? All? Right? Okay? So um

1179
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:12,640
Speaker 1: oh this one, this one kind of got me bummed out.

1180
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:17,200
Speaker 1: This one was explained like I'm five. That's where people

1181
01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:19,000
Speaker 1: ask questions that they're like, can you just displain this

1182
01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:21,960
Speaker 1: in a really easy way? How a person dies from

1183
01:05:22,040 --> 01:05:25,040
Speaker 1: severe burns? Do you know when I was a kid,

1184
01:05:25,080 --> 01:05:27,000
Speaker 1: I always heard the term they died from shock, which

1185
01:05:27,080 --> 01:05:28,520
Speaker 1: to me was a catch all term for a ton

1186
01:05:28,560 --> 01:05:31,600
Speaker 1: of trauma. But mechanically speaking, what is preventing someone from

1187
01:05:31,640 --> 01:05:35,600
Speaker 1: continuing on? Do you know the answer to this? I know,

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01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:38,040
Speaker 1: but I know that burn alive is like the worst

1189
01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:41,840
Speaker 1: way to die. Yeah, well, here, don't burns cause the

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01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:44,520
Speaker 1: body to fight and overuse energy to heal. We need

1191
01:05:44,600 --> 01:05:47,160
Speaker 1: to place them on tons of devices that regulate everything

1192
01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:49,240
Speaker 1: in their body and allow them to heal older people

1193
01:05:49,280 --> 01:05:51,600
Speaker 1: to can die because their bodies can feel quicker and easier.

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01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:56,480
Speaker 1: So pretty much, um burns become a systemic issue. They

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01:05:56,520 --> 01:05:58,880
Speaker 1: cause your body, depending on the total body surface that

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01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:02,200
Speaker 1: is burned, to start to ill um. Yeah. So it

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Speaker 1: takes a lot of energy to like deal with burns,

1198
01:06:06,440 --> 01:06:08,920
Speaker 1: so your body doesn't only has a certain amount of

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Speaker 1: energy to draine your battery, I guess shut down. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Oh so you're talking about like a burn. You get burnt,

1201
01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:19,000
Speaker 1: you're saved, and then then you die. Not like burn

1202
01:06:21,040 --> 01:06:23,280
Speaker 1: that too. I think like your body is freaking out

1203
01:06:23,320 --> 01:06:25,880
Speaker 1: so much from the burns, like and trying to heal

1204
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:28,560
Speaker 1: them and go. And I guess I don't know that.

1205
01:06:28,760 --> 01:06:31,120
Speaker 1: Just there's questions like that that I go, oh my god, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know why people die from burns. Even I

1207
01:06:33,720 --> 01:06:35,120
Speaker 1: would go as far as to say I don't know

1208
01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:37,400
Speaker 1: how people die from cancer. It's always weird to me

1209
01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:40,360
Speaker 1: when someone is like, you know Norm McDonald, like, you

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01:06:40,440 --> 01:06:43,240
Speaker 1: know the last thing with what was it a couple

1211
01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:46,520
Speaker 1: of months before he died. I mean I would like

1212
01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:48,680
Speaker 1: to understand that. Maybe not now, but I am going

1213
01:06:48,720 --> 01:06:51,120
Speaker 1: to make you do a call really soon here on

1214
01:06:51,240 --> 01:06:54,680
Speaker 1: this reddit dump, so get ready to call one of

1215
01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:58,440
Speaker 1: your best friends. So, um, today I learned about the

1216
01:06:58,480 --> 01:07:01,120
Speaker 1: garden path senses. Someone says, this isn't Today I learned

1217
01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:06,800
Speaker 1: which are garden path sentences, which are grammatically correct sentences

1218
01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:09,560
Speaker 1: that confuse the reader by making them parse the sentence

1219
01:07:09,600 --> 01:07:12,200
Speaker 1: incorrectly initially, so when you first read it, you're like,

1220
01:07:12,280 --> 01:07:14,600
Speaker 1: this isn't a real sentence, but in the end it

1221
01:07:14,720 --> 01:07:18,560
Speaker 1: ends up being an actual, grammatically correct sentence. Examples include

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01:07:19,080 --> 01:07:23,720
Speaker 1: the old man, the boat, the old man, the boat. Um,

1223
01:07:24,320 --> 01:07:26,520
Speaker 1: you read the old man first, and then you read

1224
01:07:26,560 --> 01:07:29,640
Speaker 1: the boat, but it's the old man the boat man

1225
01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:34,959
Speaker 1: beaning like man operate. Old man was a man named

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Speaker 1: the boat like a nickname. Okay, tried about that. Well,

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Speaker 1: that wouldn't be a sentence because that would be a

1228
01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:43,080
Speaker 1: fragment because it's just that it would be Yeah, okay,

1229
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Speaker 1: so try this one. The horse raced past the barn fell,

1230
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Speaker 1: the horse race past the barn fowl the horse the

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01:07:54,720 --> 01:07:59,680
Speaker 1: horse race past the barn fell. Barn fell is like

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01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:04,000
Speaker 1: the barn didn't actually fall. No, you're not even close. Okay, Uh,

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Speaker 1: it's this one took me a while. What about when

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01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:09,840
Speaker 1: I say, like this the horse raced past the bar.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, the horse raced past the barn fell fellas

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01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:17,240
Speaker 1: was getting me here right right? These are sentences that

1237
01:08:17,360 --> 01:08:20,080
Speaker 1: confuse you. But so is the horse that was raced

1238
01:08:20,160 --> 01:08:22,920
Speaker 1: past the barn. So we don't say that, you know

1239
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:27,919
Speaker 1: how Sometimes you can say Andrew Nikki's nick Andrew Nikki's

1240
01:08:27,960 --> 01:08:31,599
Speaker 1: co host, or you could say Andrew, who is Nicky's

1241
01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:33,479
Speaker 1: co host? We take up the who is if you

1242
01:08:33,520 --> 01:08:36,920
Speaker 1: said the horse that race, the horse that raced, or

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01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:39,960
Speaker 1: you could say the horse, the horse raced, the horse

1244
01:08:40,640 --> 01:08:44,040
Speaker 1: who was raced past the bar barn. I get all

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Speaker 1: of that until fell though, because well he felt the

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01:08:46,439 --> 01:08:51,400
Speaker 1: horse that was raced past the barn fell fell buffalo. Yeah,

1247
01:08:51,479 --> 01:08:54,920
Speaker 1: the fella is so far away from the horse. Let's

1248
01:08:54,920 --> 01:08:56,840
Speaker 1: get into final thought. This is the one that I

1249
01:08:56,960 --> 01:08:59,240
Speaker 1: was excited for you to do. So this one was

1250
01:08:59,360 --> 01:09:02,720
Speaker 1: in no, you're not at all. This was confusing and

1251
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:05,920
Speaker 1: I didn't do you any favors by trying to say it. Okay,

1252
01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:08,680
Speaker 1: so this one, um oh waits again. I just want

1253
01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:11,439
Speaker 1: to quickly read this one. Today I learned this one

1254
01:09:11,479 --> 01:09:13,439
Speaker 1: says today, I learned it only takes the average person

1255
01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:17,200
Speaker 1: ten to twenty minutes to fall asleep. What the fuck?

1256
01:09:18,160 --> 01:09:21,200
Speaker 1: Why are you thinking you should take longer? I mean

1257
01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:24,599
Speaker 1: I feel like most people struggle to fall asleep. Actually

1258
01:09:24,720 --> 01:09:27,479
Speaker 1: maybe that maybe that checks out. Okay, So this is

1259
01:09:27,600 --> 01:09:29,599
Speaker 1: from Humans being Bros. Is the one that I we're

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01:09:29,600 --> 01:09:32,920
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna be excited to use. I kind of

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01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:35,040
Speaker 1: want you to face. No, don't FaceTime because they'll know

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Speaker 1: you're on air. Okay, and this has to be a okay,

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Speaker 1: so this said humans being Bros. This is just like

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Speaker 1: lovely stories of humans being good people. This one says, um,

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Speaker 1: this is a guy going up to his friend on

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Speaker 1: the street. This is a TikTok. He goes up to

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Speaker 1: his This guy is interviewing people in the street and

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Speaker 1: he goes up to this really cute black guy on

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Speaker 1: the street. I think this is in maybe London or

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Speaker 1: something we'll see, but um, just listen to this. Do

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Speaker 1: you tell your male friends that you love them? Would

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Speaker 1: you be willing to call one of them up right

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Speaker 1: now and tell them it live on our shore? So

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Speaker 1: he's as a court are saying, bro, I'm good man.

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Speaker 1: Just just love you, right, that's it? Okay, listen, I

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Speaker 1: probably love right now. Who should I call pick the friend. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll do anyone. Who's the friend that Do you say

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Speaker 1: I love you to your friends? Okay? Um Ari, Rusty

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Speaker 1: r Ari, let's sorry because he's just say fuck you

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Speaker 1: I met, or it'll just be like what's this find?

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Speaker 1: But I think rescue will be Why why don't we

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Speaker 1: do Rusty first? Because I think Rusty and just go hey,

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Speaker 1: let's do it the exact same way, like, Hey, what's

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Speaker 1: going on? Hey? I just want to say I love you.

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Speaker 1: M He just texted me. I'm gonna call right now.

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Speaker 1: I'll call you back as soon as I can. I

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Speaker 1: love you, baby, he did it? Okay, try Ari? Man,

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Speaker 1: you fucking suck Rusty. I don't love you anymore. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if you ever did. No, you do love him?

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Speaker 1: Do you really say I love you to your guy friends?

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to think. I think I said it before. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I really I did say it, but but don't say

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Speaker 1: it right away and be like, hey, what's up? Say

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Speaker 1: I just want to say I love you? Why? Am

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Speaker 1: I laughing? Come on? All right? Come on, no Wammy's

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Speaker 1: no wammies pick up. I gotta call you back. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I just want to, Hey, what's up. I just wanted

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Speaker 1: to um talk to you for a second. I just

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Speaker 1: wanted to say I love you. I'll get you all right,

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Speaker 1: I'll talk to you then soon. Ok Yeah, I'm all right.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for checking indow on me after I said I

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Speaker 1: love you. Am I like being pumped? I mean sorry, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: We're just checking to see what happens when Andrew calls

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Speaker 1: and says I love you to friends. I mean, I'm

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Speaker 1: from the camp where friends tell friends I know I

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Speaker 1: love I love that you said it right away, and

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Speaker 1: then you checked in on him because you realize how

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Speaker 1: weird it is for him to just say that out

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Speaker 1: of the blue, that you had to do a wellness check. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because Andrew, like the only time I think he'll ever

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Speaker 1: say I love you if he's like standing on the

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Speaker 1: edge of the bridge. I love that about you. All right,

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Speaker 1: we love you? Are I love you? Okay? So the

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Speaker 1: other day I got a call, I got a text

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Speaker 1: from Josh Arnold, the guy that was talking about popsicle leggs. Um,

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Speaker 1: he just wrote me out of the blue. We hadn't

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Speaker 1: talked since July six. He had not texted me. Okay

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Speaker 1: the first day he wrote just a quick thank you

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Speaker 1: for making me laugh so much over the years. And

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Speaker 1: he's a guy that runs a little depressed, and so

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Speaker 1: I was like, Josh, I love you so much. I

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Speaker 1: hope this is is. I go, I hope this is

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Speaker 1: a is an a suicide text. I go, isn't. Isn't?

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Speaker 1: So I actually said is, and he goes, ha ha

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Speaker 1: ha not at all. I said, Oh good, I love

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Speaker 1: you and this text made me happy. Um, he said,

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Speaker 1: I was just thinking about you and how you're one

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Speaker 1: of my favorite people and genuinely wanted to thank you

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Speaker 1: so sweet. I mean, there's something too, I think, but

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Speaker 1: it really scared me when we're we're just really like

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Speaker 1: I think we both run on sincerity, or at least

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Speaker 1: for me. I'll say, like Sincere isn't usually on the

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Speaker 1: top of my head, so when I am Sincere the

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Speaker 1: top of my head, yeah, it's just a figment. And

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Speaker 1: I just feel like handre it um that Like, I

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Speaker 1: just feel like when I am since here and I

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Speaker 1: do tell like I like hearing I love you from

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Speaker 1: someone that I wouldn't expect it, and that means so

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Speaker 1: much to me because some people will say it's so

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Speaker 1: willy nilly so it just feels good. But then again,

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Speaker 1: it's like you said it to me the other night

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Speaker 1: when we were going on stage. Maybe yeah, and you're

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Speaker 1: coming on stage. Yeah, when I was coming on stage,

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Speaker 1: you were like, I love you. That was really nice,

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Speaker 1: and I don't think I set it back, but I

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Speaker 1: wanted to say um in closing, um, who love you?

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Speaker 1: To me? I do love you. It feels like a

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Speaker 1: swimming pool. Who said it to me recently that I

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Speaker 1: was so excited about. Someone was like, I love you,

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Speaker 1: and I was just like, I say a meal and

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Speaker 1: I say I said I love you. For a while,

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Speaker 1: I love you too. I heard it. I do a

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Speaker 1: love ari. I love a lot of people I feel

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Speaker 1: like and I think that sometimes I can be a

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Speaker 1: person that says it a lot, but I think when

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Speaker 1: I use it most of the time, I really mean it.

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Speaker 1: And so I really I need to end of the show. Um, okay,

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Speaker 1: thank you guys so much for listening. We'll be back

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Speaker 1: tomorrow and he'll still be waiting, and uh gosh, Luigi

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Speaker 1: is barking right now because Kirsten is here. She just

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Speaker 1: got here. She said, yeah, Kristen just got here. What

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Speaker 1: the hell, Why do you think he's barking Brome, I

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Speaker 1: love you all right, we'll see you tomorrow. No, well,

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Speaker 1: I love you too, Um, don't be cut and Jacquel