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Speaker 1: You confession I can't take back.

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Speaker 2: O arms.

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Speaker 3: Speak Text to seventy five nine two says I've worked

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Speaker 3: on cargo ships for the past sixteen years and recently

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Speaker 3: had the letters RS and LP tattooed on my hands

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Speaker 3: to remind me right is starboard and left is port.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, just tell people it's your kids. Nobody should

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Speaker 2: know that.

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Speaker 3: This is actually a great reminder that everybody is struggling,

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Speaker 3: not just at our jobs every day.

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Speaker 1: But at life in general.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, and there's no reason you can't admit your shortcomings,

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Speaker 3: all of them anonymously right here on the mass speaker.

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Speaker 3: And we've got a guy on the phone, which is

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Speaker 3: sitting to my port side at the moment, by the way,

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Speaker 3: ready to tell us what makes his life a constant struggle.

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Speaker 1: He's chosen Eddie as his fake name. I forgot that's

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Speaker 1: your left side. I can also see the phone. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're all and something.

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Speaker 3: Eddie.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 2: Hey guys, what's going on? What's going on? Jeffrey Brook?

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Speaker 1: What he he knows our names?

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Speaker 2: Oh listener, we're friends, Eddie and we're ready to hear

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Speaker 2: what you got to say.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, your voice changer is on. You're the mass speaker.

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Speaker 3: Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I hate to admit this, but I've been untruthful

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Speaker 2: with my wife, kids, my friends.

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Speaker 1: I thought that was going to end it. Wife, you

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Speaker 1: added kids and everybody. The list keeps going.

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Speaker 2: Eddie.

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Speaker 3: You know what, Eddie, who hasn't who hasn't been untruthful

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Speaker 3: with everybody in their personal life?

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Speaker 1: You're fine, Well.

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Speaker 2: This is the secret that nobody knows about. And I

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Speaker 2: actually I'll make stuff up to say, you know, I

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Speaker 2: have a work trip, some out of town event. If

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Speaker 2: it's people from work, I say I have a sick parent.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to see it's family ISSUEHS kind of diabolical.

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Speaker 1: Usually if you're going out of town, it means one thing.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm not cheating. I'm not cheating or being unfaithful. See,

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Speaker 2: I'm faithful to both my wives.

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Speaker 1: They just happened to.

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Speaker 2: Them anymore. No, I'm just lying. And for the last

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Speaker 2: five to six years I've been secretly following the Backstreet

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Speaker 2: Boys when they are on tour. What.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that is the bas confession we've ever had.

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Speaker 3: And I totally get what you don't want to tell anybody.

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Speaker 1: BSB groupie.

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Speaker 2: I go to shows in other cities by myself. Oh,

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Speaker 2: I do this all the time.

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Speaker 1: How did this start? Wait, that's what I want to know, Jeff.

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Speaker 3: Is this a childhood thing that you've always liked the

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Speaker 3: Backstreet Boys?

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Speaker 2: No, I'm kind of a late comer to the Backstreet Boys.

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Speaker 2: I wasn't really into them when they came out back

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Speaker 2: in twenty nineteen, during the twentieth anniversary thing they were doing.

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Speaker 2: I just happen to be in town for I saw

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Speaker 2: them live, and I thought, these guys are awesome.

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Speaker 3: You're not just like making this up so that you

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Speaker 3: could be on the radio with us right now.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm not. No. I had to get a separate

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Speaker 2: credit card to buy merch that my wife doesn't know about.

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Speaker 3: Buy merch?

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Speaker 2: What do you do with the march since nobody knows?

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Speaker 2: I had to put this stuff in a storage locker. Well,

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Speaker 2: you're renting a storage unit for your Backstreet Boys merch.

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Speaker 2: I have shirts, I have Backstreet Boy dolls.

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Speaker 3: So you're confessing to us today that you have been

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Speaker 3: lying to your family and your friends that you're a

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Speaker 3: huge secret Backstreet Boys fan and nobody in your life

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Speaker 3: knows about this.

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Speaker 2: Yep, I don't understand. Why not tell them?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, Well, I mean.

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Speaker 2: I feel like everybody would just have a good laugh.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we did laugh for twenty straight seconds.

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Speaker 1: I admitted it.

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Speaker 2: My husband loves Jason Morras and listen, do you know

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Speaker 2: how much flak he gets from all of his buddies,

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Speaker 2: his wife, his own family about that. I'm sure it

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Speaker 2: gets a lot. It doesn't deter his love. We've still

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Speaker 2: gone and seen that man probably six times in concert.

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Speaker 1: Never once he warn shoes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if that actually helped you there.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. It's just like, if you love someone,

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Speaker 2: you accept all the funny things that they love too.

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Speaker 3: Maybe you're maybe don't tell the kids, but your wife

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Speaker 3: may understand. Why Why do you feel like it would

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Speaker 3: be a bad thing to tell people about it?

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Speaker 2: I just feel like my family would have less respect

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Speaker 2: for me, Like, why are you spending our money on

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Speaker 2: this and not telling me?

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Speaker 1: I could see that it's just traveling.

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Speaker 2: Brother. If your wife gets suspicious, she's gonna automatically think

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Speaker 2: you're cheating like we did.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point.

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Speaker 3: You should cheat on your wife so you have a

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Speaker 3: good alibi, so that she doesn't find out about your.

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Speaker 2: Backs, then it all makes sense. Yeah, you gotta know something.

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Speaker 2: I'm the guy who's always been in the football, baseball.

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Speaker 2: I coach my kids teams. This does not affect your masculinity.

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Speaker 1: I promise you, he'sct.

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Speaker 2: I'm a leader in my business.

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Speaker 3: We know you're not the stereotypical team that loves a boy,

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Speaker 3: right and you're that you know, you coach a team

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Speaker 3: and the other dads will look at you and be like,

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Speaker 3: I don't want this, creepy.

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Speaker 2: Dude, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Is male friendship really that fragile you like? Honestly, it

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Speaker 1: definitely is.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what if you told me right now he liked

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Speaker 3: and sink, I think it'd be over our friendship.

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Speaker 1: That's why Jose and I don't talk. You can't know

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Speaker 1: the truth. But so, okay, you're a Backstreet fan. Who's

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Speaker 1: your favorite Backstreet boy?

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Speaker 2: Then esb army all the way. I'm I like Kevin Richardson.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Kevin is the best, the tall one with the

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Speaker 1: go tea.

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Speaker 2: In case you don't know, everybody can say Nick Carter,

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Speaker 2: but I think Kevin's vocals are just a lot of people.

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Speaker 1: Like Ryan because he's like the lead right.

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Speaker 2: I don't know all the names.

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Speaker 3: I was just trying to stump you there, but you

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Speaker 3: clearly you had an answer.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Jose is on your side.

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Speaker 1: Man, I think you need to tell people. This is silly.

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Speaker 2: This is a silly secret that you're keeping.

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Speaker 3: I'm also a failure in life, and I'm single, like

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Speaker 3: me Bro the Army.

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Speaker 1: So there's no part of you that wants to tell anybody.

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Speaker 2: Maybe someday down the road, I'll tell my family, show

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Speaker 2: them the stars unit. But not right now. Not now

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Speaker 2: is not the time. I'm not ready. O.

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Speaker 1: When will you be ready? Do you know? I don't know,

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Speaker 1: maybe the turn of the millennium, the album name.

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Speaker 2: But I will say, I will say. It does feel

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Speaker 2: good to tell you guys. I didn't think that was

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Speaker 2: going to be this game. You're going to feel so

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Speaker 2: much better when you tell everyone else.

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Speaker 3: Oh, Man, don't worry. We're going to hang up the

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Speaker 3: phone before we continue to laugh about it.

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Speaker 2: So you'll hang up and laugh.

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Speaker 1: Yes, there you go.

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Speaker 3: But dude, very brave of you to come on and

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Speaker 3: confess your truth.

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 1: In texting the seven five nine two.

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Speaker 3: If you have a confession you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 3: we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make

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Speaker 3: you our next mass speaker.

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Speaker 1: Your phone taps coming up right after this