Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I was going to start with something very clever, and
Speaker 2: now I check it off. The second cookie pastry debate. No,
Speaker 2: we're from like we're moving forward. You said, you're right,
Speaker 2: we're moving forward. Well, uh, I think the best way
Speaker 2: to move forward is with incredible modern technology.
Speaker 1: Oh did you see the transition that I just Did
Speaker 1: you own a robot? Do you have a robot Butler?
Speaker 2: No, you don't have a fully functional robot Butler.
Speaker 3: Robots kind of scare me, Like I feel like I would.
Speaker 3: I mean, I think it's probably just like the devastation
Speaker 3: of like smart House, Like it's like you just you
Speaker 3: never know what it's going to be too smart and
Speaker 3: out smart you. Like, so those like generic things that
Speaker 3: would make your life easy. Yes, it's like the simple
Speaker 3: fact that are the generation now has no idea how
Speaker 3: to use a Thomas Guide because you know.
Speaker 1: A rotary or other stuff, yeah, right, or even.
Speaker 3: Just have the ability to go, Okay, I'm gonna make
Speaker 3: a right on this street, a left on this street,
Speaker 3: and then a right on this street. Most of them
Speaker 3: can't remember that kind of stuff because it's so much
Speaker 3: easier to.
Speaker 4: Look down at your phone and get you there.
Speaker 3: So I'm kinda not really somebody who's ready to jump
Speaker 3: in to having something like that, like a robot butler
Speaker 3: or a nanny in your house?
Speaker 1: Are you one of these crazy people though?
Speaker 2: That knows north, southeast and west where it's like I
Speaker 2: hit the road, I take an I go north, and
Speaker 2: then once you get to that road, go south.
Speaker 1: Do you do that?
Speaker 4: I can't do that.
Speaker 3: I know for like freeways like my route that I
Speaker 3: do often.
Speaker 4: Let's be honest. I've got like a.
Speaker 1: Ten mile dian right, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4: But I don't go much farther than that.
Speaker 3: But like so, I know the freeways that I go,
Speaker 3: and I know how to get myself to LA.
Speaker 4: All of those those are memorized.
Speaker 1: Sure, And when I.
Speaker 3: Get off the freeway, I do know at that point
Speaker 3: if I'm going south or north.
Speaker 1: Oh god, you already.
Speaker 4: I do know that.
Speaker 3: But that's just from going the same place over and
Speaker 3: over again.
Speaker 2: Like do I take a left or right at the
Speaker 2: Chick fil A? Don't tell me go north. I don't
Speaker 2: know what that means.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 3: Yes, And it's such an older generation. My dad will
Speaker 3: be like, oh, yeah, you go north this I'm dad,
Speaker 3: that's not helpful.
Speaker 4: I need a left right.
Speaker 1: My dad does that.
Speaker 2: He also does it with ridiculous uh like location finder things,
Speaker 2: so it'll be like, okay, on the left, there's a
Speaker 2: dent in sign at that you're gonna want to go north.
Speaker 1: I'm like okay, yeah, Or.
Speaker 3: Like a bus stop, Oh yeah, Dad, I recognize bus stops, Like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know it's Cray. I know. Well, you're missing
Speaker 1: out on a robot Butler. I've got one.
Speaker 4: And he's like, oh, how is that?
Speaker 3: Does it keep all your books and things that are
Speaker 3: behind you as organized as they always are?
Speaker 2: All my pops over here organized and I don't. I'm
Speaker 2: not scared at all that one day his eyes are
Speaker 2: going to turn red and he's going to kill me
Speaker 2: in my sleep because of the three robotic laws.
Speaker 1: Everybody knows that's anyway.
Speaker 2: Welcome back to Magical Rewind, the show that makes you
Speaker 2: want to grab your friends, your pjs, and your popcorn
Speaker 2: and go back to a time when all the houses
Speaker 2: were smart, the.
Speaker 1: Waves, tsunamis, and the high School's musical. I'm Will for
Speaker 1: Dell and I'm Sabrina Bryan.
Speaker 2: Ooh, fire up the computer and update your X seventeen software.
Speaker 2: We're programming love for the twenty fourteen sci fi romantic
Speaker 2: comedy How to Build a Better Boy. It debuted on
Speaker 2: Disney Channel August fifteenth, twenty fourteen, first announced earlier in
Speaker 2: the summer during the premiere of another T com, Zappid.
Speaker 2: That's how I'm saying it from now on.
Speaker 1: It is zapped. It's zapped. I know the eds. This
Speaker 1: one was shot in Flip the Coin.
Speaker 2: Yes, you guessed it people, Toronto, Canada, mostly at the
Speaker 2: North Toronto Collegiate Institute for just over a month of
Speaker 2: shoot days, which place looked gorgeous. The debut drew in
Speaker 2: a very impressive four point six million viewers and included
Speaker 2: the other debut of Ariana Grande, who everybody knows is
Speaker 2: the biggest Grande. You can get the biggest Ariana out there.
Speaker 2: Uh the music video for break Free during a commercial break.
Speaker 1: Do you know break Free?
Speaker 3: I don't, but it surprises me because Ariana is the
Speaker 3: Nickelodeon Kids, so I know what she doing premiere and
Speaker 3: something near on the channel. I don't know, I nel,
Speaker 3: It's just it's just surprising to me because.
Speaker 1: She Ariana Grande was on Nickelodeon.
Speaker 3: Yes, like a huge show on Nickelodeon. This is when
Speaker 3: her music career was like breaking out. But she came
Speaker 3: from the Nickelodeon channel.
Speaker 4: So that's what surprising is.
Speaker 3: That's not you know, Disney kind of keeps their their
Speaker 3: allegiance right with their own kids.
Speaker 1: So he was on a show called Victorious. Jeez, I
Speaker 1: was on Nickelodeon.
Speaker 2: I've never even heard of these things, of course, so
Speaker 2: I was on real Nickelodeon was the eighties.
Speaker 1: It's because Radio Disney really played a lot of her music.
Speaker 4: Okay, thanks, okay, thank you, Right, that makes sense.
Speaker 2: I always assume Radio Disney is just the emergency channel
Speaker 2: for Disney, where it's like.
Speaker 1: Oh, this is not a drill, everybody under your desk
Speaker 1: like stuff like that. Like that's always I thought where
Speaker 1: Radio Disney was, but apparently it is.
Speaker 3: Actually no, it was like a full blown radio station.
Speaker 3: They brought in all of like the up and coming artists.
Speaker 4: For sure.
Speaker 3: It's sad that it's not around as much anymore.
Speaker 1: Well, you know what, we'll start it over now.
Speaker 2: Listeners of my generation will recognize this movie as a
Speaker 2: soft gender swapped kids version of the nineteen eighty five
Speaker 2: John Hughes comedy Weird Science sorrying Anthony Michael Hall, Kelly LeBrock,
Speaker 2: and Bill Paxton, a movie that, well, a lot of
Speaker 2: people say with twenty twenty six goggles might be a
Speaker 2: little problematic, but I don't give a I don't want
Speaker 2: to hear it. It's an amazing movie. Come at me
Speaker 2: and I will start swinging. It was a big enough
Speaker 2: movie at the time to spin into a TV sitcom.
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen Weird Science?
Speaker 4: I have. I actually really liked that movie.
Speaker 1: I was great.
Speaker 3: It was so cool of getting like just all the
Speaker 3: technology that was in like those kids like bedrooms.
Speaker 4: That's like so cool. I loved it.
Speaker 3: But I do get now even course, even I swear
Speaker 3: this weekend when I was like, what movie are we
Speaker 3: watching this week? And then it was How to Build
Speaker 3: a Better Boy? I went, wow, when was this film?
Speaker 3: Because just the title alone goes so opposite than where
Speaker 3: we're at in twenty twenty six, And.
Speaker 2: It makes sense because if they never would have made
Speaker 2: How to Build a Better Girl, yeah, same year, they
Speaker 2: never would have done.
Speaker 3: The fact that they're doing how to Build a Better
Speaker 3: Boy now is just as like what.
Speaker 2: I know, everything's problematic when you look back at it
Speaker 2: twenty years ago. I mean, there's stuff we're doing right
Speaker 2: now today that seems totally fine that twenty years from
Speaker 2: now your kids are going to be like, I can't.
Speaker 1: Believe you ever did that, mom first.
Speaker 2: Okay, so don't come at me. It's a staple of
Speaker 2: my childhood. I loved Weird Science. Watch it for what
Speaker 2: it was for Yead's sake, yes.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, And it was a funny grace.
Speaker 1: It was out of the world. It was hitting Milcahol
Speaker 1: at his like, right near his prime.
Speaker 2: The Sixteen Candles Anthony Michael Hall another movie that's amazing
Speaker 2: and of course problematic.
Speaker 1: Watch it for what it is, people, Yes, and everyone.
Speaker 2: I know there's a bunch of people screaming at their
Speaker 2: radios right now, going that's what we're.
Speaker 1: Telling you to do with d cooms. Will watch it
Speaker 1: for what it is. Watch it for what it is.
Speaker 2: Hey, touche, I hear you. I'm still not gonna change
Speaker 2: what I say. And as far as d coms, I'm
Speaker 2: also quite confident that while developing this movie, Pixel Perfect
Speaker 2: probably came up a few times. Since the gist of
Speaker 2: both of these movies are very similar, so we can
Speaker 2: admit that this one isn't necessarily original, but frankly it
Speaker 2: knows that. So with your history of weird science, I
Speaker 2: want to know, before the invention of magical ewine, had
Speaker 2: you heard about how to Build a Better Boyfriend?
Speaker 4: I hadn't.
Speaker 3: And I have to be honest too, Even the star
Speaker 3: characters in this movie were.
Speaker 4: Brand new to me.
Speaker 3: I don't and I'm sorry if we've actually seen them
Speaker 3: before in another movie that we've watched. But I wasn't
Speaker 3: even really aware of either one of the main two
Speaker 3: girl characters as far as what show they came from.
Speaker 1: But she was in Who Descendants too, and all the
Speaker 1: movies since Who China and MacLean Gabby.
Speaker 4: No, yeah, what.
Speaker 3: She's Oh she looks so much older and mature.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: Even I knew her right away. I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, she's great. Yeah together, now after.
Speaker 4: I did.
Speaker 3: Wow, But see, I'm thinking this is a show I've
Speaker 3: never seen. I'm thinking they're pulling from the channel.
Speaker 4: Oh she's so great. I mean, it's amazing.
Speaker 3: But I kept going, I don't even know either one
Speaker 3: of these girls, like and I again.
Speaker 4: I don't read any of the things that we get.
Speaker 4: I just watch it fresh.
Speaker 3: And oh I love it now Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: Okay, knock knock, who's there? Never heard of this movie?
Speaker 2: So uh it is a joyous day here on Magical
Speaker 2: Rewind because this movie is directed by the man himself.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Dana, Nana, he's bad to the whole. Yes,
Speaker 2: d com Daddy, the one, the only, Paul Hoen. It's
Speaker 2: been a minute, but.
Speaker 1: We're thrilled to welcome his name back to the pod.
Speaker 3: And what perfect timeing Zombies five just got announced. It's
Speaker 3: in the works. We've got so many people back, we
Speaker 3: got new faces. It has been a glorious week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's a good dcom week.
Speaker 4: It is.
Speaker 1: Yes, so we're thrilled to have his name back in
Speaker 1: the pod.
Speaker 2: He's one of the indisputable architects of the DCM who
Speaker 2: currently leads the way on the highly successful Zombies franchise.
Speaker 2: As we're talking about Zombie's five this time it's personal again.
Speaker 2: But in the past, directed Cheetah Girls two, Eddie's billion
Speaker 2: dollar cookoff, the look of the Irish jump In, Let
Speaker 2: It Shine, a True Confessions.
Speaker 1: That's just to name a few. It would be difficult
Speaker 1: to chisel the DCOM Mount Rushmore without needing to study
Speaker 1: the face of one that is absolutely correct.
Speaker 2: And now if you want to build a better boyfriend,
Speaker 2: you can.
Speaker 1: It's available to stream right now on Disney Plus.
Speaker 2: So we suggest watching it with a big bucket of popcorn,
Speaker 2: or a family sized bag of candy, or a humongous
Speaker 2: jarff pickles, or a burlapsack filled with baby carrots, or
Speaker 2: a lunchbox packed with pomegranate seeds. It's really up to you,
Speaker 2: but we know you're hungry, so treat yourself and stay healthy.
Speaker 2: Now jump into your hum vy and fry the motherboard.
Speaker 2: Let's hear the synopsis. Two tech savvy best friends May
Speaker 2: and Gabby use military software to create Albert, a robotic
Speaker 2: boyfriend to fulfill May's wildest dreams, only to discover he's
Speaker 2: a super soldier and now they must deal with the authorities.
Speaker 1: To retrieve him. Sabrina Early thoughts on this movie.
Speaker 3: Early thoughts, I'm gonna be honest, it felt like it
Speaker 3: was going fast for the first Like, you know, I
Speaker 3: loved the energy right in the front, like, and I
Speaker 3: love a movie that's gonna give me kind of what
Speaker 3: I'm looking for towards the end and then jump ahead.
Speaker 4: I love the start of a movie.
Speaker 3: Like that, like, sure, at where we're going and what
Speaker 3: the drama ends like builds to, and then we jump
Speaker 3: ahead on how we get there. Then from like minutes
Speaker 3: five six to a good chunk of fifteen minutes, I went,
Speaker 3: it was just going really slow. I mean, we didn't
Speaker 3: even meet our villains. I think until thirty minutes in
Speaker 3: we didn't even relieve and they weren't really villains, so
Speaker 3: it was it was a little slow. Towards the end,
Speaker 3: I was like, all right, I'm hooked. Like I once
Speaker 3: it got rolling for.
Speaker 4: Me, I was hooked.
Speaker 3: I thought it was like you said, like I of course,
Speaker 3: it gave me all the like nostalgia for me of
Speaker 3: weird science, you know. So I was kind of like,
Speaker 3: I like this spin on it. I liked it better
Speaker 3: than Pixel Perfect, and I was kind of starting to
Speaker 3: create like somewhat compare it to the things that we've
Speaker 3: seen so far. But the beginning it got it was like,
Speaker 3: oh yes, and then it like and it slowed down
Speaker 3: for me for a little bit, and then it finally
Speaker 3: picked up speed.
Speaker 1: I kind of agree. I thought it was okay.
Speaker 2: I think this movie was a decent concept that needed
Speaker 2: a massive rewrite.
Speaker 1: Oh really a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, A lot of the story made no sense. A
Speaker 2: lot of the character arcs made no sense. The villains
Speaker 2: were absolutely pointless. Even the military turned out to be pointless.
Speaker 1: Like a lot of it. We'll get into it, but
Speaker 1: it was. It was strange. I mean, it wasn't bad.
Speaker 1: I thought all the acting was good.
Speaker 2: It looked great. It looked like a fifty million dollar budget.
Speaker 2: I mean they did a lot that I thought was
Speaker 2: really good. But I think it needed to rewrite the story.
Speaker 3: There was a couple of things and it got to me, Obviously,
Speaker 3: we'll get there, we say it so much, but like
Speaker 3: when we got to the football game, I was like, wait,
Speaker 3: now there's like.
Speaker 4: A football, a big football game on the line.
Speaker 3: Like it started to get a little bit like where
Speaker 3: what's the end result of where we're going?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, there was a lot like that, but yeah.
Speaker 2: The movie stars China and McLain as Gabby. China's career
Speaker 2: began at a very young age, appearing in Adam Sandler's
Speaker 2: Grown Ups movies. Then she churned into a Disney Channel
Speaker 2: favorite and shows like Jonas, Wizards of Waverley Play, Doc
Speaker 2: mcstuffin's an Ant Farm, which she was The Star of
Speaker 2: Better Boys was her first d com, but since then
Speaker 2: she went on to play Uma in Descendants Too, unbeknownst
Speaker 2: to Sabrina and all the results outside of the channel.
Speaker 2: She also played Jasmine Pain on almost two hundred episodes
Speaker 2: of House of Pain and Jennifer Pierce in Black Lightning
Speaker 2: and then Kelly Bergland plays her best friend.
Speaker 4: May.
Speaker 2: Bergland began her career alongside the Aughts version of Barney
Speaker 2: Hip Hop Harry.
Speaker 1: Have you heard of Hip Hop Harry?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Me neither, but now I gotta watch it. Uh.
Speaker 2: Bergland is an impressive dancer who would later be cast
Speaker 2: as Breed Davenport on the Disney XD show Labrats and
Speaker 2: appeared on The Goldbergs and the wrestling drama Heels. Marshall
Speaker 2: Williams is Albert, the Boyfriend of Tomorrow, the Canadian local
Speaker 2: has been in a ton of Christmas movies. It looks
Speaker 2: like he was built for Christmas movies. That's the guy
Speaker 2: who's the hometown guy that the girl always goes back
Speaker 2: to leaves Big City Guy for including the I Love
Speaker 2: These Titles, The Jingle Bell Jubilee, A Sprinkle of Christmas,
Speaker 2: and The Upcoming Cowgirl for Christmas. Matt Shively plays Bart.
Speaker 2: Matt was a star over on the other kids channel.
Speaker 1: We were just talking about Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick
Speaker 1: Nick nick Nicko. That was what it was when I
Speaker 1: was on it on the show True Jackson VP.
Speaker 2: But you may also recognize him from Jesse Paranormal Activity
Speaker 2: for Santa Clarita Diet or most recently, he played Quentin
Speaker 2: on the sitcom Lopez Versus Lopez.
Speaker 1: He was very funny.
Speaker 2: And Ashley our goda is Nevea, which is heaven Backcourts.
Speaker 2: Ashley is a vet in the kids TV genre, appearing
Speaker 2: in so many classics including I Carly, Bucket and Skinner's
Speaker 2: Epic Adventures, Austin and Ally, and.
Speaker 1: Girl Meets World.
Speaker 2: But you may know her as one of Matt Shivelyly's
Speaker 2: co stars on True Jackson VP, or from her time
Speaker 2: with Kelly Bergland in Labrat So they all knew each
Speaker 2: other's great and before his recent glow up, we get
Speaker 2: Noah said today, oh as Jaden. We now all know
Speaker 2: Noah as Peter in the hit movie franchise To All
Speaker 2: the Boys I've Loved before.
Speaker 4: You have no idea what that is, but it's so good.
Speaker 1: God.
Speaker 2: But he was also in The Bad Charlie's Angels twenty
Speaker 2: nineteen reboot, the TV show The Fosters, and the Kids
Speaker 2: Program Jesse Now, his career has a ton of buzz
Speaker 2: and he's in like a dozen movies coming out, including
Speaker 2: some very incredible projects like Gundam with Sydney Sweeney, Street
Speaker 2: Fighter where he's gonna be playing Ken Yes, and Oh
Speaker 2: My Childhood Heart. He'll be John Rambo in the upcoming
Speaker 2: Rambo prequel.
Speaker 4: Ramble, Like is it like st Alone?
Speaker 1: When I started?
Speaker 2: Oo?
Speaker 4: Wow? Good for him?
Speaker 1: I would do it a prequel about when I was
Speaker 1: a kid.
Speaker 2: So if they're building a better boy, why not build
Speaker 2: a better movie. And we all know, if you're looking
Speaker 2: for a perfection on screen, it is ninety minutes, no more,
Speaker 2: no less.
Speaker 1: So what did this dcom clock in that?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna guess it's real close because it's our boy Paul.
Speaker 4: He knows, he doesn't.
Speaker 1: It's eighty nine minutes, one off the target.
Speaker 2: But as always, you can depend on the great mister
Speaker 2: Hohen himself, Daddy Paul for speedy storytelling. So we appreciate
Speaker 2: being below and not above ninety And we're gonna forget
Speaker 2: the one minute and move on without any judgment.
Speaker 1: As for the script, it was written by Jason Mayland.
Speaker 2: Jason was a writer and producer of the reality competition
Speaker 2: show Wipeout, as well as The Jeff Dunham Show and
Speaker 2: Disney Junior's Eureka. This was actually his only movie. So
Speaker 2: now apply chapstick and prep for the big Moonlight Dance.
Speaker 2: A kiss is on the horizon, as is the breakdown
Speaker 2: of how to Build a Better Boy.
Speaker 1: We open in Washington, d C.
Speaker 2: Military hum v's speed through the streets, Sirens ablazing, flood
Speaker 2: lights are blown out as soldiers scale fences and repel
Speaker 2: from the roof. It's an emergency and an expensive one.
Speaker 2: You could tell the budget going right in. Eventually, a
Speaker 2: decorated general and a frazzle doctor exit in SUV. He
Speaker 2: announces that the fugitives are on site. Even the President
Speaker 2: is interested in what's going on because they've lost track
Speaker 2: of a three billion dollar weapon.
Speaker 1: They're ready to get the world's most.
Speaker 2: Dangerous criminals, but the doctor who's related to one of
Speaker 2: these heartless criminals is hoping to talk them out of it.
Speaker 2: The General is hell bent on doing whatever it takes
Speaker 2: to get them into custody. And then these heartless thugs
Speaker 2: reveal themselves. They are two teenage girls and the doctor
Speaker 2: is one of their dads. They surrender with their hands
Speaker 2: up and that's how we start how to Build.
Speaker 1: A Better Boy. Exciting.
Speaker 4: I thought it was budgeting.
Speaker 3: One of the things, yes, that I was gonna say
Speaker 3: at the beginning too.
Speaker 4: This is probably the most adults.
Speaker 3: We've like almost ever seen in a d com. And
Speaker 3: it all happens within the first.
Speaker 1: Half seconds exactly exactly.
Speaker 3: Like is like, holy cow, there's so many adult pavity.
Speaker 4: Normally it's kid.
Speaker 3: It's like all kid, kid, loaded, loaded, and it's like, whoa,
Speaker 3: but I did.
Speaker 4: It was like a lot of energy. We really haven't
Speaker 4: seen no much of this, kind of.
Speaker 2: Like it was a good way to start the movie.
Speaker 4: From they're jumping over fences. I was like, oh, hell yeah,
Speaker 4: this is cool.
Speaker 1: It was. It was.
Speaker 2: It started very well, and then we get something we've
Speaker 2: never seen in the d com. We get quick shots
Speaker 2: of the main characters bedrooms during the credits. I'm kidding,
Speaker 2: it's something we see all the time. Let us know
Speaker 2: who they are, and this time the shots tell us
Speaker 2: that the girls that we just saw, Gabian may our
Speaker 2: best e f F.
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
Speaker 4: B f f's besties forever?
Speaker 1: Okay, but it's not besties FF. Didn't just Jentsen make
Speaker 1: that up?
Speaker 3: Okay, it's like besties for the rest ees, is what
Speaker 3: Monroe says with her best d b f.
Speaker 1: F or between them. Yeah, that's what it really should be.
Speaker 2: Uh okay, so their besties forever. It is now two
Speaker 2: days earlier, we have a little bit of a flashback.
Speaker 1: They are at school.
Speaker 2: Gabian may have finished their senior calculus test in just
Speaker 2: nine minutes, and since they're just sophomores, this frustrates and
Speaker 2: concerns the teacher.
Speaker 1: But the girls are very confident they nailed it.
Speaker 2: Their geniuses and the other students bully them for ruining
Speaker 2: the curve. They call them nerds, the brainiac overachievers don't
Speaker 2: seem to care and have places to go anyway. And
Speaker 2: this is when I was like, uh, well, these are
Speaker 2: two gorgeous kids who just happen to be wearing glasses.
Speaker 3: No, not only that, who have the I this is
Speaker 3: one of my spiritence seas. I think this is gonna
Speaker 3: be something that I'm gonna be saying, sprinkling my spirito
Speaker 3: seas throughout their wardrobe is so cute.
Speaker 1: The two of.
Speaker 3: Them look far more put together than anyone else in
Speaker 3: the school. Everyone else's costume meat, including the other characters,
Speaker 3: is pretty basic and boring. These two girls have the
Speaker 3: cutest style and like their glasses aren't even like nerdy,
Speaker 3: they're like cool glasses.
Speaker 4: Like I was like, I should get some glasses like that.
Speaker 4: I needed a new pair of glasses. And I was like,
Speaker 4: I like her little blue with the up.
Speaker 1: Little cat eye.
Speaker 2: Really smart, really pretty funny. Girls who are dressed hip
Speaker 2: are the nerds of the.
Speaker 1: School that right, you know.
Speaker 3: The wardrobe lady was like so good and like a
Speaker 3: certain aspect, but did not pull off the like I
Speaker 3: need to see more, like if they're wanting to if
Speaker 3: they're supposed to be kind of the boring not seeing girls.
Speaker 3: I needed them to be wearing neutrals, browns, exactly black,
Speaker 3: you know, just muted, muted, muted colors.
Speaker 2: They stepped right out of clueless. They look like the
Speaker 2: school girls. And it was like, these are the girl
Speaker 2: like way to go nerd. I'm like, she's a ten
Speaker 2: on any scale. What the hell are you talking?
Speaker 4: By turning around?
Speaker 3: They should have been so sassy back to him like, okay, loser.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it was this is what I was like, Really,
Speaker 2: we're not now, we're not even trying to go for
Speaker 2: the at least in like, uh what not ten things
Speaker 2: I hate about you? But she's the man or any
Speaker 2: of these kind It was like, at least they put
Speaker 2: Rachel Lee Cook and they tried to dress her down.
Speaker 1: She's in like overalls.
Speaker 2: And a messy wig and ya, they went and were
Speaker 2: not even cutest hippos girls. We can put glasses on them,
Speaker 2: but some one's gonna call him nerds, Like, wow, you're
Speaker 2: not even attempting to hide.
Speaker 4: This any Yeah.
Speaker 3: At the same time, the only thing that did work
Speaker 3: later on there's the storyline, which was actually kind of
Speaker 3: a cool swing on the nerd of the school.
Speaker 4: So I did like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, this didn't work me at all.
Speaker 2: But anyway, the Braniac overtuebers don't seem to care because
Speaker 2: they're the coolest people in school and have places to go. Anyway,
Speaker 2: May is tutoring and Gabby is working on healthier choices
Speaker 2: than the cafeteria. Now in the library, May tutors the
Speaker 2: star hug QB Jayden, and she's obviously smitten with them.
Speaker 2: She successfully relates football to difficult math while being flirty,
Speaker 2: and he mentions homecoming. She pretends she hasn't been thinking
Speaker 2: about it. When he asks if she's going to the dance,
Speaker 2: she says her and Gabby will make a last minute decision.
Speaker 2: Jayden encourages her to go because she never knows what
Speaker 2: she'll miss. Later at lunch, May tells Gabby she can't
Speaker 2: believe it, but Jaden may actually like her, and yeah,
Speaker 2: he kind of made it a little obvious that he
Speaker 2: really really pretty, hip girl who's very smart. Weird then
Speaker 2: like a real hater. Gabby says he's only using her
Speaker 2: for her math help, but May isn't sold. They had
Speaker 2: a moment and it felt like he was going to
Speaker 2: ask her to the dance. Gabby, on the other hand,
Speaker 2: has accepted they are never gonna be popular, but okay,
Speaker 2: the really cute girl looks at the other really cute
Speaker 2: girl and goes, ah, no one's gonna like us, but
Speaker 2: have the brains that will make them important later in life,
Speaker 2: and boys are just a distraction now in the halls
Speaker 2: before their next class. Popular girl in Nevea just having
Speaker 2: backwards is campaigning for a Homecoming Queen, while Gabby returns
Speaker 2: to Principal's laptop. She fixed it for him just in
Speaker 2: time for his online tango lessons, and then the unthinkable happens.
Speaker 2: Jaden texted May unprovoked. Ah, he wrote with mostly misspelled words,
Speaker 2: which I didn't understand if at the end he turns
Speaker 2: out to be a genius, Okay to meet him after
Speaker 2: practice he has an important question. May is thrilled, but
Speaker 2: Nevea overhears the whole situation and appears furious. On the
Speaker 2: football field, Jaden is in the middle of drills when
Speaker 2: the girls arrive. He waves to May and yeah, this
Speaker 2: was probably not the best time to bring your best
Speaker 2: friend with you, Like Gabby, probably shouldn't have been there
Speaker 2: real Yeah, ramp and third wheel style but anyway, and
Speaker 2: they neither of them understood that when the guy obviously
Speaker 2: likes her, it says he wants to meet her later,
Speaker 2: that he liked her.
Speaker 1: And wanted to meet her later. That's right, and that's
Speaker 1: what I just I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I know I harp on stuff like this, but it
Speaker 2: takes me out of it because it's such an easy
Speaker 2: fix to dress them down and then have her progress
Speaker 2: as the move progress as if she needs to change,
Speaker 2: but quote unquote progresses the move to become more confident,
Speaker 2: to become wearing better clothes. Instead, they start her as
Speaker 2: this cool, incredible girl who.
Speaker 1: Shocked that anyone likes her.
Speaker 2: I mean to even make it where she doesn't have
Speaker 2: any friends except for for May and Gabby are like
Speaker 2: we're They're all we have, and it's like, are you
Speaker 2: are you kidding me? With these two incredibly hip, good
Speaker 2: looking girls. It just it, it infuriates me when they
Speaker 2: don't take the extra ste of.
Speaker 1: Just dress her down. You're in a bun, you know.
Speaker 2: Make it to where there's such nerds that they keep destroying,
Speaker 2: Like the second they walk into class, the whole class goes,
Speaker 2: oh god, no, you're gonna destroy the curve, like build
Speaker 2: into it. But they don't. They just want us to
Speaker 2: assume it. I mean, well, someone says nerd that they're nerds,
Speaker 2: that's it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I do think though the part of like the outfits
Speaker 3: is more so that they're like funky.
Speaker 4: They're different because in that stuff, yes, but like they're.
Speaker 3: Funky and like not everyone's into that, like everyone being
Speaker 3: very basic. Like I'm telling you right now, if that
Speaker 3: outfit was worn at the high school that I coach at,
Speaker 3: they would get weird eyes because they wouldn't be kids
Speaker 3: that really like to blend. They do, they don't as
Speaker 3: much as it's standing out. There's a super pretty girl
Speaker 3: that stands out. Most of them like to blend. They
Speaker 3: don't really wear like it's it's kind of a teenage thing.
Speaker 3: So the fact that these two girls have these like
Speaker 3: kind of quirky style that totally works and is super
Speaker 3: cute when you have the maturity to be able to
Speaker 3: see it that way versus like, what are you doing
Speaker 3: wearing like so much color when like everyone else such
Speaker 3: like jeans.
Speaker 1: Such clueless vibes, And they were like the cool kids.
Speaker 3: Include oh so so cool, But nobody dresses like clueless either,
Speaker 3: like that out of this world super I mean not
Speaker 3: right now in two thousand, like the late nineties and
Speaker 3: two thousands for sure, so that's coming.
Speaker 4: Two little teen.
Speaker 1: This could have been cool in twenty fourteen.
Speaker 3: I think it's still kind of too much for like
Speaker 3: the high school kids.
Speaker 1: That like to but it didn't play for me.
Speaker 2: But anyway, But before anything could escalate, here comes Nevea
Speaker 2: again and her Gangamine girls. She pretends to be surprised
Speaker 2: running into Gabby in May and quickly deflates her Jaden balloon.
Speaker 2: As the whole school has now circled around them like
Speaker 2: you do, Nevea points out that Jayden is in a
Speaker 2: totally different social radar and she's going with him, her
Speaker 2: boyfriend for seventeen whole days, to the dance. Everyone seems
Speaker 2: to know this fact, but the school geniuses who don't
Speaker 2: know that. Then, just in time, Jade runs over in
Speaker 2: a rather ballsy move. Nevea makes sure he's asking her
Speaker 2: to the dance, and though hesitant, he agrees. She rubs
Speaker 2: it in May's face and Jaden explains his question for
Speaker 2: her was about quadratic functions. Uh, this is embarrassing and
Speaker 2: Gabby turned out to be right all along. But as
Speaker 2: the bully's walking away, May finds the confidence to stand
Speaker 2: up for herself. She claims she already has a boyfriend anyway.
Speaker 2: He's a total hot burger and his name is Albert.
Speaker 2: He's varsity in five sports, a genius and works with
Speaker 2: endangered orphan animals. When Nevea asks when they can meet this, Albert,
Speaker 2: May explains he lives in Alaska, and everyone quickly catches
Speaker 2: on this dude clearly doesn't exist. Nevea laughs it off
Speaker 2: and walks away with the school day over. Classmates continue
Speaker 2: to ridicule May about her new boyfriend.
Speaker 1: She has no idea why she.
Speaker 2: Lied, and then May's goofy brother, Bart, who was very funny,
Speaker 2: rives in his new, unmarked taxi to drive them home.
Speaker 1: This is my favorite line of the whole thing.
Speaker 2: She's like, Hey, my uncle had a car like this,
Speaker 2: really when when he drove a taxi.
Speaker 1: Now at home, May knows her days are cooked.
Speaker 2: Gabby wonders how they'll pull this off and assumes she'll
Speaker 2: just have to come clean and be taunted for all
Speaker 2: of eternity. She thought Jaden was different, but Gabby says
Speaker 2: he's just like all the rest of the boys.
Speaker 1: But she has an idea.
Speaker 2: What if they invent a better boy, an interactive virtual one.
Speaker 2: Gabby spent the summer learning how to code, and May's
Speaker 2: dad creates the coolest video gaming characters in the world,
Speaker 2: so his software must be off the Jane, So they're
Speaker 2: gonna hack it into his network and get data for
Speaker 2: a high deaf boyfriend. They know what's insane, but it's
Speaker 2: better than letting devea win, so they agree to keep
Speaker 2: it a secret from May's dad and have a sleepover
Speaker 2: to work on it. Sabrina, is this the most far
Speaker 2: fetched decom plot we've seen at this point?
Speaker 3: I at this point what it's almost as far fetched
Speaker 3: as like the.
Speaker 1: Dad that like we're going with this what's happening?
Speaker 3: But because this is the thing, what I needed was
Speaker 3: just a little bit more information. Okay, So you're gonna
Speaker 3: create a online somehow persona to.
Speaker 4: Do what to do?
Speaker 1: To do? What?
Speaker 3: Like to to be able to like respond? Is he
Speaker 3: gonna be able to call her on the phone somehow
Speaker 3: do like a facetiming thing. Like I just needed more
Speaker 3: of like what is the plan besides you're just creating something?
Speaker 1: Yeah, for what? I agree one hundred percent, Like for
Speaker 1: what purpose? Right you do?
Speaker 3: Because it wasn't like what we end up seeing. It
Speaker 3: wasn't like, oh, he's gonna like like what is he
Speaker 3: gonna do?
Speaker 4: You're gonna create him to do what?
Speaker 1: Right to do? What?
Speaker 3: That was the only thing like I kind of got
Speaker 3: stuck here going Okay, I'm not sure what the plan right?
Speaker 2: Like again, you get to you get you go back
Speaker 2: to something like weird science, which I know is problematic.
Speaker 1: But the two boys, the two teenage boys in the
Speaker 1: eighties essentially created the most beautiful woman to have sex
Speaker 1: with her. That was kind of the plot.
Speaker 2: And then the joke and the whole point was when
Speaker 2: they then had the opportunity, they couldn't They chickened out.
Speaker 1: They couldn't do it.
Speaker 2: They could obviously they can't do that with this story, right. However,
Speaker 2: why are you creating the fake boyfriend?
Speaker 1: Is it? So? Oh?
Speaker 2: Well, that's the things we get to then flood the
Speaker 2: school's website with emails that have leaked from him about
Speaker 2: how much he loves me, or we can fake pictures
Speaker 2: of the two of us together, like what are what's
Speaker 2: the point?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: And how yes, exactly what's the point? And because also
Speaker 3: like she goes in on while we're doing this, this
Speaker 3: like big kiss that she wants to do. But it
Speaker 3: doesn't seem like they're actually trying to actually like weird science.
Speaker 3: You knew they were trying to create.
Speaker 1: A robot building, right, This was like.
Speaker 4: You're gonna create like a Instagram profile.
Speaker 2: Page, right, It didn't really to be the summer of
Speaker 2: coating to make a catfish page.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what it was kind of like not.
Speaker 3: I wasn't sure because it we didn't actually say in
Speaker 3: detail that they're going to go to the extreme to
Speaker 3: actually try to laboratory make something.
Speaker 1: All right, because they didn't know they were doing They didn't.
Speaker 4: They didn't even know they had.
Speaker 3: Yes, it kind of got a little muffled for me
Speaker 3: here when I went, okay, wait, and this is the
Speaker 3: part too that was starting to get long for me
Speaker 3: because I'm like, I'm not getting any answers, I'm not
Speaker 3: quite understanding, and I think it's coming soon. But yeah,
Speaker 3: this is a little bit of a slow, remote part
Speaker 3: of the movie for me either way.
Speaker 2: Gabby assures her friend it's not like this is a
Speaker 2: Department Defense issue, and then we get a beautiful pod
Speaker 2: meets World boy meets World optical flip to the Department
Speaker 2: of Defense, speeding to a quote unquote secret laboratory, which
Speaker 2: is the superior gaming building. The general from earlier has
Speaker 2: arrived and quickly meets up with the doctor from the standoff,
Speaker 2: who's May's dad. The angry general wants to see what
Speaker 2: the government has been paying him for, and so we
Speaker 2: find ourselves in a complex lab with robots and smoking machines.
Speaker 2: It's the future birthplace of X seventeen, the first ever
Speaker 2: covert robotic opera. If May's dad gets the go ahead
Speaker 2: from the president, he will make history. And so with
Speaker 2: that he gets the thumbs up and the project has
Speaker 2: truly begun. Back in May's room, Gabby is finding it
Speaker 2: difficult to hacken to her dad's computer. Everything is protective,
Speaker 2: but Gabby is still very optimistic about their plans. Albert
Speaker 2: will not only be three D, but he'll be three delicious.
Speaker 2: So he'll be three D on the computer.
Speaker 1: I guess that's.
Speaker 4: What I'm thinking. Okay, not three D in person.
Speaker 3: They never make it seem like he's actually gonna be
Speaker 3: at school with her.
Speaker 2: It's like being sure that pops up at the end
Speaker 2: where she gets zapped. They think maybe they can interact
Speaker 2: with the guy somehow. Yeah, so it would have been nice.
Speaker 2: I'm twenty fourteen. Stuff like, I don't think face time
Speaker 2: and stuff like that existed. So it did in twenty fourteen.
Speaker 2: You could FaceTime in twenty fourteen, yes, really, yeah, you
Speaker 2: could FaceTime twelve years ago.
Speaker 3: Yes, Oh god, I didn't know that there was a
Speaker 3: face Time was like its own app. It wasn't I
Speaker 3: think it was like at least at least on the
Speaker 3: computer or like on like an iPad of some sort.
Speaker 3: It wasn't necessarily for your phone just yet, I don't think.
Speaker 1: Okay, then they should have explained that weak.
Speaker 2: What we can do is we can use him to
Speaker 2: he can call you and people can see him and all.
Speaker 1: But they didn't do any of.
Speaker 3: That stuff that they didn't have that, so I was confused,
Speaker 3: and then I started to go, oh, gosh, yeah, so
Speaker 3: I don't understand what's going on.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to keep up the rules. It's
Speaker 1: the rules, people, the rules.
Speaker 4: The rules. I need them so terribly.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I'm glad that I've infected you and you
Speaker 1: need the rules now all the time. It makes me
Speaker 1: so happy that I've ruined movies for you.
Speaker 2: And just like that, though, if you clicks here, a
Speaker 2: few taps there, and they are now into their dad's
Speaker 2: main frame. They connect to Superior Gaming and load everything
Speaker 2: up for a prototype creation, which I guess is just
Speaker 2: a coincidence because that's also what May's dad is working
Speaker 2: on for the government. This is incredible luck, but hey.
Speaker 1: It happens.
Speaker 2: So as the girls dig into this makeup of Albert,
Speaker 2: we see the Superior Gaming Lab is also hard at work.
Speaker 1: This boyfriend will be an American high schooler with a
Speaker 1: studeley letic build.
Speaker 2: He'll be tall, with blonde hair and blue eyes, and
Speaker 2: he won't even know how cute he is. He'll also
Speaker 2: be so polite, he'll almost be Canadian sensitive, brave, honest,
Speaker 2: and intuitive, the perfect homecoming date for the perfect homecoming kiss.
Speaker 2: As they input all this data, the dream boy wants
Speaker 2: a stark white AI robot now starts to be built
Speaker 2: in real life, and with that, the face of Albert
Speaker 2: appears on Gabby's screen and he is a honk O maddic.
Speaker 1: I just made that up, but that's what he is.
Speaker 1: He's a good looking chap.
Speaker 2: He says hello to May and reaches out to hold
Speaker 2: her hand through the screen as she reciprocates, and actual
Speaker 2: spark flies from the laptop, throwing her to the ground.
Speaker 2: And at the Superior Lab, it's time for the final
Speaker 2: fabrication sequence, so Dude's being built. The girls notice that
Speaker 2: all the electronics in the house have been blown out,
Speaker 2: and when Gabby goes to see what happened, she runs
Speaker 2: into Bart. He knows they've trespassed into his dad's office
Speaker 2: and says.
Speaker 1: He'll keep their little escapade secret if she goes with
Speaker 1: him to homecoming.
Speaker 2: And this is now the second time we've noticed that
Speaker 2: he's got quite a thing.
Speaker 4: Yes, he does. It's cute.
Speaker 1: It's cute. They are a cue couple.
Speaker 2: She says, No calls dances a front for the corsage industry,
Speaker 2: which was great, But just then May's dad pulls up
Speaker 2: and Gabby must make an instant decision. She says yes
Speaker 2: to Bart as fast as you can and then runs
Speaker 2: back into the office. Back at Superior Gaming, the bill
Speaker 2: process is complete and we get the famous shot which
Speaker 2: I knew was coming of the hand coming out of
Speaker 2: the water. You knew that was going to happen, and
Speaker 2: the once plastic AI robot has turned into something that
Speaker 2: looks exactly like a real human being. The prototype sprints
Speaker 2: out of the lab and right out of the building.
Speaker 2: At the same time, May's dad walks into the house
Speaker 2: and is greeted by his son, Bart, who's distracting him
Speaker 2: from the office since his mom is out of town.
Speaker 2: He wants to chlaxify and vegetize with some hot tea
Speaker 2: while his Dad's distracted by smooth jazz and a little
Speaker 2: water fountain. He doeses off and falls asleep in his recliner.
Speaker 2: This finally gives Bart some time to see what's going
Speaker 2: on in the office, which does not look good. This
Speaker 2: finally gives Bart some time to see what's going on
Speaker 2: in the office, which does not look good. Gabby explains
Speaker 2: what they've done, and Bart knows it's bad news, but
Speaker 2: he'll keep his word and help fix the burnt motherboard.
Speaker 2: So the next day, when May's dad wakes up from
Speaker 2: whatever he put in his tee, Bart has stayed up
Speaker 2: all night working and the girls are just leaving for school,
Speaker 2: But before the doctor can notice anything is wrong, he
Speaker 2: gets an emergency call from the military general. There's been
Speaker 2: an incident at the lab and he has to get
Speaker 2: their asap and at school. Nevea, which is Serena.
Speaker 3: Evan backwards, although is if it really spelt like this,
Speaker 3: it's an e v a okay, I just want to
Speaker 3: make sure that that wasn't like him, that he was
Speaker 3: being stupid.
Speaker 4: Backwards.
Speaker 2: Nevea still thinks it's a fake profile and dares them
Speaker 2: to prove it wrong, and just then an orange Lamborghini
Speaker 2: pulls up, and the hottest dude ever robot Albert in
Speaker 2: a teal leather jacket, has arrived. He tosses his keys
Speaker 2: and Jaden catches them like some sort of vala. He
Speaker 2: announces it's him, and neither Gabby or Nevey I believe
Speaker 2: what they're seeing.
Speaker 1: Okay, a where did he get the car? Did he
Speaker 1: just go steal a two hundred and ninety thousand dollars Lamborghini?
Speaker 1: That's my question. That's one two. They're like, wow, that's him, shocking.
Speaker 2: It was like, don't you think there should have been
Speaker 2: something bigger for this guy they created on their computers
Speaker 2: showing up at school in a Lamborghini. Like, to me,
Speaker 2: it was just kind of like, wow, how did this?
Speaker 2: I don't know, It just seemed like it should have
Speaker 2: been something bigger when he shows up.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I mean because again, although there's confusion of
Speaker 3: what they were expecting this Albert to be, I certainly
Speaker 3: did not think that they were honestly thinking they were
Speaker 3: gonna get a real, live form of Albert. So that's
Speaker 3: where it would be the shock in awe of like like.
Speaker 4: Touching him, like yeah, you're like a real like I
Speaker 4: can just what's going on right now.
Speaker 2: Neither of the girls should have spoken at all. They
Speaker 2: should have sat their mouth agape. He should have walked
Speaker 2: up and done all the talking yes, and been like,
Speaker 2: I know you're so surprised I'm here. I told you
Speaker 2: I was coming from Alaska. I know, I told you
Speaker 2: I was coming tomorrow. Like he should have been so
Speaker 2: perfect that he literally tell yeah, I knew how to
Speaker 2: handle what's going on and then pulls her into a
Speaker 2: hug and whisper it's like play along or something like that.
Speaker 3: Yes, which he does at some point when he talks
Speaker 3: about I love and all that and the what is it?
Speaker 4: Uh, the one you know.
Speaker 3: He does do something, But I think it could have
Speaker 3: leaned into it a little bit more.
Speaker 2: And they miss missed a huge chance of comedy of
Speaker 2: just the two of them staring at him, mouth agape,
Speaker 2: not being able to speak, and him like taking over
Speaker 2: for Hey, I know, I've I freaked out like so
Speaker 2: many ways to have done it, but this I just
Speaker 2: didn't think it was a big enough I mean, the
Speaker 2: guy they invented on their computer just showed up at
Speaker 2: their at their house or their their school with a
Speaker 2: three hundred thousand dollars automobile and it's like nobody is
Speaker 2: saying and they're like, wow, it's him.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah it was.
Speaker 4: And also, by.
Speaker 3: The way, this question, and I'm going to get it
Speaker 3: into Sabrina seas like how old are these two girls
Speaker 3: supposed to be?
Speaker 2: They said sophomore, So fifteen, and he's supposed to be seventeen,
Speaker 2: which is why they called it the X seventeen. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm convinced that's why I was the X seventeen. So
Speaker 2: he's supposed to be seventeen, they're supposed to be fifteen.
Speaker 2: That's my guess anyway, is what I thought because they
Speaker 2: said sophomores. I think sophomores are fifteen, So I figured
Speaker 2: he's supposed to be a senior quote unquote and they're
Speaker 2: supposed to be sophomores.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that didn't That didn't play off to me back much.
Speaker 2: What did you think they were younger and he was older? Okay, gotcha, yeah, gotcha.
Speaker 4: That was like the fact that he had that car.
Speaker 3: Now you go to like a private school, that is
Speaker 3: very well, like I'm sure in some areas that's what
Speaker 3: but like I don't understand, say.
Speaker 1: Lamborghini in high school.
Speaker 3: No way, not at three hundred thousand. Do you think
Speaker 3: that car was really would have been like, well, yeah,
Speaker 3: the lamps.
Speaker 4: But there are some some schools are like.
Speaker 3: These kids are driving. It's not I don't think it's right.
Speaker 3: I think it's not my business.
Speaker 4: But very scary to have someone driving that fast of
Speaker 4: a car.
Speaker 1: Right, But it's also you got if something's just given
Speaker 1: to you, it's not the same as earning.
Speaker 3: No, But also you always like at least getting a
Speaker 3: fender bender with your first car.
Speaker 4: Like your first like couple of years.
Speaker 1: You crashed you first car. Did you get into a
Speaker 1: fender bender?
Speaker 4: Did you my first car within like months?
Speaker 1: Did you really?
Speaker 3: But it wasn't like I was driving fast. I was
Speaker 3: in the line and I I was on a hill.
Speaker 3: We were in the line going to the busy street
Speaker 3: going to my school, my high school, and I sneezed
Speaker 3: and my foot went off the break and I legitimately rolled.
Speaker 4: Into the car in front of me.
Speaker 1: Sneezing accident.
Speaker 3: Yes, And the the it was a like a Forerunner
Speaker 3: and it had one of those like bulb things.
Speaker 4: It was like hitch trailer things.
Speaker 3: And I had a Mustang and it went just I
Speaker 3: mean right up the airbags went on.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, your first car was a Mustang.
Speaker 4: Yes, we've talked about this. I know, I know. I
Speaker 4: was so lucky. I loved that first car, and I.
Speaker 1: Still have my I still have my first car.
Speaker 4: I reged. Go god, within months, within months, within months.
Speaker 1: Yeh, no, I still have My.
Speaker 4: Kids are not getting a brand car.
Speaker 1: My eighty six Silica still have it?
Speaker 4: Any cool?
Speaker 2: Yes, so they can't believe what they're seeing. Albert walks
Speaker 2: right up to me and says hi. He says his
Speaker 2: dad got transferred from Washington, d C. And calls nevea
Speaker 2: friend number eighty two. He has a very immature mechanical
Speaker 2: quality to him and says he's not dating May It's
Speaker 2: more than dating.
Speaker 1: She's the one. It's like being alive for the first time.
Speaker 2: With that, the entire female student body is enamored with
Speaker 2: him and wants to take him to the registrar's office
Speaker 2: to check in. Sabrina, I ask you this all the time.
Speaker 2: Is this the guy that would have been on your wall?
Speaker 3: You've now met Jordan, and definitely, Jordan looks a lot
Speaker 3: more like this guy than like.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, okay, yeah, this is I can I can
Speaker 2: get even I was like, ooh, dreamy, like.
Speaker 4: Dreamy, yes, dreamy.
Speaker 3: I definitely looked older, had more of an older I
Speaker 3: feel like he did.
Speaker 4: He looked like he was like.
Speaker 3: Probably early twenties, Like he had a different bill. He
Speaker 3: had a gorgeous smile, his eyes were incredible.
Speaker 4: I mean, like this kid, there was no reason he
Speaker 4: looked like baby Jordan to me.
Speaker 1: He did.
Speaker 4: I was like, ah, I get it, girls, I get it.
Speaker 4: I didn't resisted either.
Speaker 1: Wow, I love that. Yeah he did, he did.
Speaker 4: But that's not who I dated in high school though.
Speaker 1: Now, did you more dated the quarterback like Jordan?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, between the two girls, I think the ones I
Speaker 2: dated in high school were more like none of them
Speaker 2: because I didn't date in high school because no one
Speaker 2: liked me.
Speaker 1: Uh, which is true with.
Speaker 2: That, By the way, the entire female student body has
Speaker 2: enamored with him. They wanted to take him to the
Speaker 2: registrar's office to check in. Now alone, man, Gabby don't
Speaker 2: know what to do because yeah, they created someone over
Speaker 2: at Superior Gaming. May's dad has arrived and has no
Speaker 2: idea who broke in the general explains this wasn't a
Speaker 2: break in.
Speaker 1: It was an escape.
Speaker 2: Someone hacked into the servers and assembled the first ever
Speaker 2: X seventeen. As scary as that sounds, May's dad is
Speaker 2: actually thrilled it worked. He officially made an android, but
Speaker 2: the prototype is now at large and this is a
Speaker 2: national emergency. At school, of course, Albert is a hit,
Speaker 2: students cling to him as he poetically talks about snowboarding
Speaker 2: and takes off.
Speaker 1: His jacket to expose his muscles.
Speaker 2: All the girls are very impressed with how he evolved,
Speaker 2: and boy boy he is. Gabby is very concerned, but
Speaker 2: May is just excited to be escorted to class by
Speaker 2: her new boyfriend. And as far as the investigation, even
Speaker 2: though the General is no closer to finding the X seventeen,
Speaker 2: it may be designed a little bit too well. An
Speaker 2: assistant to the General, Jenks, says, a woman walking her
Speaker 2: dog caught a glimpse and said he was super cute,
Speaker 2: Candy sugary in the eye holes and the honorary mayor
Speaker 2: of Honky Town, of course, And with that we get
Speaker 2: a montage to some pop rap.
Speaker 1: It's Albert's first day at school. He saves a frog
Speaker 1: from dissection holds.
Speaker 2: By the way, okay, did you dissect frogs.
Speaker 1: But did you did you dissect frogs? And high he did?
Speaker 1: He did give you that you had to kill?
Speaker 3: No, of course, now they were dead frogs that smelt
Speaker 3: of whatever stuff.
Speaker 4: For Maude hide that you have to keep in. They
Speaker 4: were so gross.
Speaker 3: I felt like I stunk for days after it. So
Speaker 3: does even seem this and like I loved it?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the idea that they in this school,
Speaker 2: they had you a live frog and you first have
Speaker 2: to kill it.
Speaker 4: Did you imagine? So ridiculous?
Speaker 2: There the frogs are dead people. They and you a
Speaker 2: live frog and make you murder it.
Speaker 4: Even still, you know, I'm not into reptails, not.
Speaker 3: Even a little bit, right, like, not even a little
Speaker 3: think that. No, But then he goes and like lets
Speaker 3: it go, and then gets up and grabs her hand.
Speaker 3: Now I don't care what this guy looks like. If
Speaker 3: he is the dream machine, I am not touching his
Speaker 3: hand after he was just hanging out holding a frog. No, nope,
Speaker 3: get your hand away from me, Go wash your hands.
Speaker 2: No, thank you, sir, You're probably not such a whole
Speaker 2: lot of boy's hands.
Speaker 1: Then, oh god, no, no, anyway.
Speaker 2: Uh, they first he stopped them from murdering the frog
Speaker 2: in class, which happens uh. He then holds He then
Speaker 2: holds May's hand with his nasty which Sabrina we liked.
Speaker 2: At lunch, in a romantic picnic on the football field
Speaker 2: with a violinist, he paints a beautiful portrait of her
Speaker 2: an art class and reads pride and prejudice in seconds.
Speaker 2: And then in the library, Gaby she now has it
Speaker 2: all figured out.
Speaker 1: She thinks Albert is a viral marketing campaign from Superior Gaming.
Speaker 1: He's just an actor made up to look like.
Speaker 2: He's just an actor made up to look like what
Speaker 2: she made online, which.
Speaker 1: Again not the worst theory. But he stands strong.
Speaker 2: He's Albert from Alaska, and he will do anything to
Speaker 2: make May happy. But Gabby thinks he's too perfect, and
Speaker 2: when he leaves May he will be crushed and she
Speaker 2: will be left to pick up the pieces. He swears
Speaker 2: he's not an actor and he won't leave until his
Speaker 2: mission is complete. They will have the perfect kiss at
Speaker 2: homecoming during the moonlight dance, and.
Speaker 1: That's when Bart calls.
Speaker 2: He tells Gabby the computer is wrecked and he's seen
Speaker 2: this perfect new boy at school on May's photo feed.
Speaker 2: He's freaked out and says it will tear the fabric
Speaker 2: of space and time. He needs to fix the computer
Speaker 2: to figure for this all out, and Gabby helps him
Speaker 2: with some ideas of how to make that happen. On
Speaker 2: the football field, however, Albert is breaking all of Jade
Speaker 2: push up records. The coach is very impressed with his
Speaker 2: perfect two hundred yard spiral and immediately recruits him to
Speaker 2: the football team. Gabyan May notice from afar, of course,
Speaker 2: and though May is impressed, Gabby calls the whole thing unpossible.
Speaker 2: Albert notices May and runs off the field to see her,
Speaker 2: and while nevea sprita which is heaven backwards, it which
Speaker 2: is like now is becoming suspicious and Jaden is getting jealous.
Speaker 2: At the end of the school day, May runs off
Speaker 2: to Albert's orange sports car, but is intercepted by Jaden,
Speaker 2: wondering if they have tutoring today.
Speaker 1: But she's spaced.
Speaker 2: She promised Albert she'd show him around as a new
Speaker 2: couple speeds off. We also noticed that his personalized license
Speaker 2: plate is miausers, which A is too many letters.
Speaker 4: And also what the standing.
Speaker 1: At they have I know is that suppost is that
Speaker 1: like A?
Speaker 2: Is that like a cool like miouser like he's so cute,
Speaker 2: but why would he put that on his own license plate?
Speaker 4: Did he get his own license plate? I was still confused.
Speaker 2: On my guess, are so very rich cat lady somewhere
Speaker 2: who was robbed?
Speaker 1: And probably we're.
Speaker 4: Going on another sidebar story. Oh my god, I can't
Speaker 4: take it. No, we gotta keep.
Speaker 1: Understanding what's happening. So miausers because he's cat delicious.
Speaker 4: I don't know, because he's gatlicious.
Speaker 2: Now at the park, Albert and May walk around a
Speaker 2: fountain with Gabby trailing very close behind, sneezing from pollen.
Speaker 1: Again, she's there if she wasn't in the car, but
Speaker 1: she's there. It's a two seater.
Speaker 2: Albert has an important question, so May finally asked for
Speaker 2: a moment alone, Thank you, Gabby, Maybe step back a
Speaker 2: bit now without Gabby. He asked made a homecoming.
Speaker 1: But surprisingly she says no.
Speaker 2: He can ask anyone at school and no one really
Speaker 2: sees her like this, So why would anyone? Because she's
Speaker 2: insanely cute, smart and funny, so no one looks at her.
Speaker 2: So sure, May runs over to Gabby, who's still sneezing
Speaker 2: and concerned. This is all going too fast. Gabby quickly
Speaker 2: gets hit with an eppie. I'm kidding, because she just
Speaker 2: seemed to be sneezing a lot.
Speaker 1: The girls are supposed to be a team.
Speaker 2: They're supposed to study, graduate early, go to Harvard, become
Speaker 2: millionaires with Nobel prizes, and then get elected president and
Speaker 2: vice president.
Speaker 1: This boy is going to change everything.
Speaker 2: But May calls Albert the best thing that's ever happened
Speaker 2: to her, and then he starts playing the ukulele and
Speaker 2: singing her a love song.
Speaker 1: Fine get it. He's supposed to be perfect.
Speaker 2: He has perfect pitch, like a hot Jason Moraz with
Speaker 2: out the stupid hat, and everyone loves it. And then
Speaker 2: May joins in on the song and knows all the
Speaker 2: words and they're perfectly singing together. And this is where
Speaker 2: I got up and walked away for a little while.
Speaker 2: I was like, please don't turn into a musical. Please
Speaker 2: don't turn into a musical. The crowd has gathered for
Speaker 2: the duet, apparently, and she finally says yes to the proposal.
Speaker 1: What did you think about?
Speaker 2: I get him breaking in the song. He's supposed to
Speaker 2: be the perfect girlfriend. It's supposed to be like the
Speaker 2: prom Asque totally understand, picks up ukulele. He's a great singer.
Speaker 2: I get that sold, not a problem. Yes, she joins him,
Speaker 2: and now it's a duet.
Speaker 3: The song was very like it wasn't actual. I'm trying
Speaker 3: to look at my notes right here, because it was
Speaker 3: a song that I love you like a love song baby.
Speaker 3: So it wasn't like she couldn't have joined in like.
Speaker 1: Your own ask you're going to join in for him?
Speaker 3: As it would have been better to have some of
Speaker 3: the other like patrons that are there too in the
Speaker 3: dark and do like a kind.
Speaker 1: Of flash mobs.
Speaker 3: Flash mobs, Yes, something like that would have been a
Speaker 3: little bit, a little bit more, something easier to grasp.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because that was that was not good.
Speaker 2: May's phone rings and it's Barre again, who has grown
Speaker 2: very paranoid. He fixed a computer, but now he knows
Speaker 2: too much. He tells her to get to their house asap,
Speaker 2: and over its superior Games, Jenks reports the situation as escalated.
Speaker 2: Black Sigma, a very dangerous international arms dealer, is after
Speaker 2: X seventeen, and that's when the doctor figures it out.
Speaker 2: There is another copy of the soft at his house,
Speaker 2: and then we see forty minutes into the movie or
Speaker 2: thirty five minutes in the movie.
Speaker 4: Tee, we'orth fifty. I made a note of it.
Speaker 2: Okay, now there's a new kind of sub twist where okay,
Speaker 2: we see Black Sigma hiding a cleaning van outside of
Speaker 2: Superior Games. They've been planning on stealing the X seventeen
Speaker 2: for months, but someone has beat them to it, so
Speaker 2: they're forced to find him on the outside. Gabby finally
Speaker 2: makes it to Bart, who's in full panic mode. He
Speaker 2: realizes his dad isn't a video game designer, he's actually
Speaker 2: working with the Pentagon. Gabby also figures out the truth
Speaker 2: about Albert. He's a highly mobile robot soldier and she
Speaker 2: set him up with her best friend. This is terrible,
Speaker 2: but things get even worse when Black Sigma arrives kicking
Speaker 2: in the office door. That was very fast. They're quite
Speaker 2: the force apparently, yes, they waited for this many months
Speaker 2: to steal the robot. But then we're able to get
Speaker 2: to the house into sorry side is me thinking apologies?
Speaker 2: The thugs jump on the computer and learn all about
Speaker 2: Albert and his mission titled Homecoming. Now with the info
Speaker 2: they need, they steal the files and destroy the motherboard
Speaker 2: again just before the military humvies arrive and walk into
Speaker 2: the pulverized results. The doctors scared his kids were home
Speaker 2: during the attack, but instead he finds his son and
Speaker 2: Gabby just studying in the living room. They explained, and
Speaker 2: I like how they both had headphones on, so it's like, wow,
Speaker 2: we didn't hear anything at least that made sense.
Speaker 1: It's like they, let's figure out a way to make
Speaker 1: it seem like we didn't know what was going on.
Speaker 2: They explained that May is out with a totally real
Speaker 2: boy and swear they didn't notice any breaking. Bart's dad
Speaker 2: continues to pretend he's just a normal video game designer,
Speaker 2: while Bart lays it on thick about how much he
Speaker 2: hates lying, which this was my favorite part of the
Speaker 2: favorite scene of him.
Speaker 1: Just like kind of yelling at his dad about because
Speaker 1: no one likes flyers and stuff like. It was very funny.
Speaker 2: Also hilariously, the black Sigma cleaning van is still parked
Speaker 2: outside May's house, something that should be easily detected by
Speaker 2: the US military, but is completely missed. As a result,
Speaker 2: the bad guy spot Gabby and Bart leaving the taxi
Speaker 2: and decide to follow them to the high school.
Speaker 1: Pre party pep rally. Oh say that three times?
Speaker 2: Fast School's pre party pep rally, Pre party pep rally,
Speaker 2: pre party pep rally, where Albert and.
Speaker 1: May just arrived. Give me one see if you can
Speaker 1: do it?
Speaker 4: Pre party pep Rally.
Speaker 1: Nice. We're good. We should do this for a living.
Speaker 1: We're good now. The girls at school.
Speaker 2: Want Gabby to find them perfect boyfriends too. Again taken
Speaker 2: straight from a weird science where Robert Downey Junior and
Speaker 2: his friend want them to have a girl built for
Speaker 2: them as well, but they are much bigger fish to fry.
Speaker 2: Albert has spotted Black Sigma and knows they're after him.
Speaker 2: He sneaks behind one of the henchmen, takes the bottle
Speaker 2: out of his hand, smashes it, and uses.
Speaker 1: The broken glass to slit his throat Erminator two style,
Speaker 1: I'm kidding? Is everyone still with Meky?
Speaker 2: He finds them Terminator style and punches them through the wall,
Speaker 2: and while her boyfriend is off, Duley and Gabby confronts
Speaker 2: May about Albert being a military super soldier without actually
Speaker 2: telling her what she needs to know. If you watch
Speaker 2: the scene again, She's like, make saying all these things
Speaker 2: that aren't actually saying we built him on the computer.
Speaker 2: He's a fake robot, Like that's all you need to say. Yeah,
Speaker 2: doesn't actually.
Speaker 3: Kind of your dad is not a like this, like
Speaker 3: say it faster. Come on, Gabby, we.
Speaker 4: Help your friend here.
Speaker 1: You're supposed to be a genius exactly. But May isn't
Speaker 1: hearing it.
Speaker 2: She's in love and believes Albert feels the same way
Speaker 2: about her, But Gabby explains it's impossible for a robot
Speaker 2: to feel love, and she doesn't say robots, she just
Speaker 2: says it impossible for him to feel love, forcing the
Speaker 2: best friends into an argument. Gabby begs Made to trust
Speaker 2: her and end things with Albert by just looking him
Speaker 2: in his eyes and saying, initiate self destruct. But it
Speaker 2: ain't gonna happen. She's head over heels, so May walks
Speaker 2: away with their friendship hanging in the balance.
Speaker 1: Now it's not the big football game, because all of.
Speaker 4: A sudden, there's a football game.
Speaker 3: No one's talked about it except for we've seen one practice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we knew about homecoming, but they don't talk about
Speaker 2: the homecoming.
Speaker 3: Game the game right right, that's not then I'm like
Speaker 3: literally this when they pulled me out of my Oh
Speaker 3: my gosh.
Speaker 4: We care about a game.
Speaker 3: I had no idea there was something. There's no nothing
Speaker 3: really on the line except for winning the homecoming game either.
Speaker 2: And it doesn't really matter because they talk about the
Speaker 2: fact that they they haven't really beat this team, so
Speaker 2: it's not like this is an important game for the season.
Speaker 1: They make it seem like it's just nothing right.
Speaker 3: And the only time you even get what kind of
Speaker 3: team this is is from that.
Speaker 4: Very quick clip with the coach that.
Speaker 3: The coach doesn't even seem like he really knows how
Speaker 3: to coach, and the kids don't seem like they know
Speaker 3: what they're really doing.
Speaker 4: Either, like yeah, no, it happened so fast, and you're going.
Speaker 1: It was weird it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but anyway, the cheerleaders are in full cheer mode,
Speaker 2: led by Nevea Backwards are having who is still politicking
Speaker 2: for homecoming Queen Home. The home team Eagles are currently
Speaker 2: down by twenty five points when the Black Sigma guys arrive,
Speaker 2: remember them to find their one defeated teammate, who reveals
Speaker 2: that X seventeen can sense their presence. They know they'll
Speaker 2: need an electro pulse device to shut down ex seventeen himself,
Speaker 2: and that's when they'll grab him. At the game, Gabby
Speaker 2: and may have fully split up, sitting nowhere near each other. Meanwhile,
Speaker 2: one of the players is injured. They need a second
Speaker 2: string running back, and that's when the coach spots Alaska
Speaker 2: in the stands and tells him to suit up, like
Speaker 2: you do. Guy's never taken a snap, never been in practice,
Speaker 2: never knows what's going on.
Speaker 1: But hey, he can.
Speaker 4: Just looks big and bookie.
Speaker 2: Like I also threw the ball once, so of course
Speaker 2: we're gonna make him a running back. What Albert takes
Speaker 2: off his shirt in the stands like you do. By
Speaker 2: the way, if I look like this, dude, I'd never
Speaker 2: wear a shirt and the girls love what they see.
Speaker 1: One classmate even faints.
Speaker 4: Again. This was remember how I felt about this in
Speaker 4: cow Bells.
Speaker 3: I felt the same way, like when you would never
Speaker 3: get a girl to like drop down into a bikini
Speaker 3: and the guy.
Speaker 4: Sit there and like just got her.
Speaker 3: Right, like never, never, never, But why is that a
Speaker 3: okay with him? He takes off his shirt and the
Speaker 3: girls are literally this close to him.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, just staring at his man nipples and it's like, geez, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: Gabby knows this is a problem and rushes into the
Speaker 2: huddle to try to stop Albert. May joins in two,
Speaker 2: eventually followed by Nieva Neva min event by Heaven and
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm just gonna keep saying Heaven, and then
Speaker 2: if we could.
Speaker 1: Just reverse the audio, that'd be great.
Speaker 2: It just wants this homecoming game to go off without
Speaker 2: a hitch so she can be the queen. The referee
Speaker 2: calls a delay of game and the girls return to
Speaker 2: the sideline as the audience throws empty cups at them.
Speaker 1: And then another montage. You know I love a montage.
Speaker 2: Albert is a super human football player, scoring touchdown after
Speaker 2: touchdown like some sort of mechanical NFL cyborg.
Speaker 1: The crowd loves it.
Speaker 2: But back at May's house, the military and police are
Speaker 2: trying to figure out who broke in, but the local
Speaker 2: police are very preoccupied with the score of the local
Speaker 2: high school game.
Speaker 1: They can't believe the Eagles are coming back.
Speaker 2: They check their phones for video and spot the new student,
Speaker 2: a modified beast, and that's when the doctor figures it out.
Speaker 2: This new football star is the X seventeen and full
Speaker 2: Assaul and he also notices this robot is dating his
Speaker 2: daughter uh Oh. Back at the game, there are five
Speaker 2: seconds left and Eagles have the ball down by just
Speaker 2: five They could win this thing. Jaden and Albert are
Speaker 2: ready to take the field when the coach has an idea,
Speaker 2: just give the ball to Albert. Navea tries to still
Speaker 2: get the crowd to chant for Jaden, but everyone knows
Speaker 2: this is Albert's night. As the team leaves their huddle,
Speaker 2: Black Sigma is also prepared for the next move with
Speaker 2: the blocker jade Yelle's hike, and Albert absolutely crushes any
Speaker 2: defender in his path well on his way to a touchdown.
Speaker 2: He then, in some very bad CGI, carries four opposing
Speaker 2: players along with him across the end zone, scoring.
Speaker 1: The bad it was bad and winning the game.
Speaker 2: But just as he celebrates, Sigma initiates their machine and
Speaker 2: short circuits the star player, exploding the stadium lights the
Speaker 2: hum Vidi speed in as high school students run off
Speaker 2: in every direction, and we recognize this from the beginning
Speaker 2: of the movie. While fleeing, Gabby explains to May who
Speaker 2: her dad really is and that Albert is a deadly weapon. Hey,
Speaker 2: maybe tell me that before the game. Everyone is after him.
Speaker 2: It's all their fault. Unfortunately, Naveda, who was once again
Speaker 2: within earshot, heard the conversation these girls need to learn
Speaker 2: how to whisper. And at the same time, Black Sigma
Speaker 2: are finally surrounded by the military and handcuff.
Speaker 1: They're caught. Leave me to wonder, why are they in
Speaker 1: this movie? What? What did they do in this movie? Who?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yes, handcuffed? Why are they here? What was
Speaker 1: the point of this entire storyline?
Speaker 3: All they did was make him glitch. But they didn't
Speaker 3: even need to make him glitch because the military came
Speaker 3: in right as that happened.
Speaker 2: Anyway, if you cut out this entire storyline, the movie
Speaker 2: would not have changed at all.
Speaker 1: Right, they literally did nothing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's like, what what the hell were they
Speaker 2: there for.
Speaker 1: Rest for?
Speaker 3: They like what upped the ante on the fact that
Speaker 3: the military had lost this thing? Because now, yeah, I mean,
Speaker 3: unless they I think the only thing that would have
Speaker 3: made sense a little bit is if, like maybe the
Speaker 3: the brother and Gabby got like kidnapped from them they
Speaker 3: came home obvious that they also now have taken his
Speaker 3: children and another friend like something like that.
Speaker 4: But yeah, no, they.
Speaker 3: Really didn't need because they didn't cause much chaos except
Speaker 3: for ruining the motherboard at the house.
Speaker 1: They showed they they used the scene to show how
Speaker 1: good a fighter he was, Yes, that and that, and
Speaker 1: then to short circuit him, which didn't even short circuit him.
Speaker 2: So yeah, none of it made any sense. Whatso it
Speaker 2: literally completely and totally pointless storyline in this film. Right
Speaker 2: and now Gabby and May are hiding taking their spots
Speaker 2: from the first few minutes of How to Build a
Speaker 2: Better Boy. The General in May's dad arrived to demand
Speaker 2: they forfeit, and so the girls give themselves up we
Speaker 2: saw at the beginning. Now in custody they're taking a
Speaker 2: superior games and lectured about their incredibly careless actions. But
Speaker 2: the general knows their intentions were romantic. They're not in
Speaker 2: need of a high tech war machine, and so they
Speaker 2: were free to go. The X seventeen is no longer
Speaker 2: their concern since he's been rebooted. His mission is back
Speaker 2: on track. Now this is the same day, and yet
Speaker 2: in that day, he's helping freedom fighters, he's building schools,
Speaker 2: and leading a team of mind sniffing dolphins all in
Speaker 2: one day. He is the property of the US Army now,
Speaker 2: and in exchange for her freedom, May is never to speak.
Speaker 1: About any of this to anyone.
Speaker 2: She has now abandoned her love and returned to her regular, lonely, desperate,
Speaker 2: nerdy life, where she's an awful human being, like the
Speaker 2: dirt under everybody's shoe.
Speaker 1: You could tell just by looking at this gorgeous girl.
Speaker 2: All's fair in love and war, two things. Jenks admits
Speaker 2: she's never seen action in. Gabby thinks it's all over,
Speaker 2: but May isn't convinced. She knows Albert will come to
Speaker 2: his senses and remember her. She's going to homecoming in
Speaker 2: case he shows up. He's more than microchips and wires.
Speaker 2: He's magic.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: Gabby says there's an equation for everything and no such
Speaker 2: thing as magic, and May doesn't care. And so now
Speaker 2: it's homecoming day and Albert is still missing. May is
Speaker 2: driven to the Paris theme danced by her dad. Now,
Speaker 2: at first I thought it was odd that it was
Speaker 2: daytime outside, which seems like wrong for the school dance.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, well, wait, maybe it's closer
Speaker 1: to the summer.
Speaker 2: And then I'm like, wait, it's homecoming, which is usually
Speaker 2: done right around holiday.
Speaker 1: So it should have been dark.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it definitely should yeah.
Speaker 1: Because I think homecoming is like right around Thanksgiving.
Speaker 4: Although yeah, it's in October usually.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they did set it like they they do
Speaker 3: meet outside like they did, because I was thinking the
Speaker 3: same thing, like this doesn't make sense time wise during.
Speaker 4: The day, but they did. You could see kids.
Speaker 3: In the background, like getting there early to take pictures
Speaker 3: like that, which is a common thing to do. You
Speaker 3: go somewhere a park or a person's house to take
Speaker 3: pictures like that. Seem like that's what they were doing
Speaker 3: before they entered.
Speaker 2: The dance, dating a robot they built on her computer.
Speaker 2: So I'm going to let it slide that it should.
Speaker 4: Have make I think, out of all the details that
Speaker 4: are a little far bad.
Speaker 1: I agree the easiest agree. Hey is clearly.
Speaker 2: Disappointed to be there alone, but her dad swears a
Speaker 2: girl as brilliant and beautiful as she is will still
Speaker 2: have a special night with or without X seventeen, and
Speaker 2: so she takes her spot on the steps, waiting for
Speaker 2: her date, watching as Navea and Jaden pull up, and
Speaker 2: just as she's about to quit, a limo arrives and
Speaker 2: outsteps Albert he made it after all.
Speaker 1: May's dad can't believe what he's seeing.
Speaker 2: Albert apologizes for being late, and the couple walk into
Speaker 2: the dance, but unfortunately, the Humvies are also ready to party.
Speaker 2: The General knew his mission would lead him to homecoming,
Speaker 2: but couldn't let May know or she would have warned Albert.
Speaker 2: And now they're ready to take out the X seventeen.
Speaker 2: May's dad steps in. They can't do this. If the
Speaker 2: military attacks Albert, he'll fight back with full force. This
Speaker 2: will be World war with his daughter right in the
Speaker 2: middle of the action. He promises, if they let Albert
Speaker 2: finish his mission, he will retreat peacefully. So let the
Speaker 2: robot kiss his daughter.
Speaker 1: If they ruin it.
Speaker 2: Yep, I'm gonna say it again, So let the robot
Speaker 2: kiss his daughter. If they ruin May's night, the doctor
Speaker 2: will quit and never deliver a robot to the US
Speaker 2: ever again. Even the X thirty six wounds just like
Speaker 2: a guy, he doesn't want to get off his couch.
Speaker 2: I remember me as at thirty six. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 2: not going to save the world. The General says, the
Speaker 2: army will make sure the kiss happens and instructs the
Speaker 2: battalion to follow Operation puck Her Up. Inside the dance,
Speaker 2: Neveya is already furious at all the attention May and
Speaker 2: Albert are getting. Jaden tries to stand up for May,
Speaker 2: but Nevea is stead set on ruining the night for
Speaker 2: her rival. Gabby is also very mad at Albert. He
Speaker 2: had to show up, didn't he, But Albert tells her
Speaker 2: you can't know everything that's gonna happen. Meanwhile, all of
Speaker 2: Nevea's popular meeting girl pals have switched sides. Theyre now
Speaker 2: minions of May, calling themselves May Flowers and wearing polka
Speaker 2: dot dresses just like hers. May is as popular as
Speaker 2: she always dreamt of, but nothing feels right. Operation puck
Speaker 2: Her Up is in full swing, with Jenks pretending to
Speaker 2: be a student. Nevea is ready to accept her homecoming
Speaker 2: crown and expose Albert, but Jaden has seen enough of
Speaker 2: her evil ways and dumps her right there on the spot.
Speaker 2: Good for you, Jaden. Finally, then, when the principal takes
Speaker 2: the mic to announce that he's giving out free ballroom lessons,
Speaker 2: but it's also time to announce the queen, the winner
Speaker 2: is May heart Le Nevea is devastated, Bart is shocked,
Speaker 2: and May's dad is emotional, but that he learns the
Speaker 2: army actually stuffed the ballot box. As May accepts, Nava
Speaker 2: rushes to stage. She calls the results unacceptable and reveals
Speaker 2: Albert is a machine. For a few seconds, everyone is
Speaker 2: confused until Jayden steps up like a good bro and
Speaker 2: praises Albert's work on the football field.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, your machine, and the crowd loves it.
Speaker 2: Navea tries to clarify herself by calling him dangerous, but
Speaker 2: everyone just returns to dancing. Of course, not everyone is happy.
Speaker 2: Jaden knows he messed up with May. She's special and
Speaker 2: that's why Albert asked her to the dance. He tells
Speaker 2: Gabby that he wanted to ask me to the dance
Speaker 2: but didn't have the guts, and then Gabby realizes she
Speaker 2: was wrong about Jaden.
Speaker 1: He did like me the whole time.
Speaker 2: On stage, May sees herself in the crown and knows
Speaker 2: her dream and the Moonlight Dance is closer than ever.
Speaker 2: Although she never ever once dreamed of being the homecoming
Speaker 2: queen never mentioned in the entire movie, didn't care about
Speaker 2: that even slightly, but instead of running to Albert, she
Speaker 2: retreats to the corner of a gym. Gabby and May
Speaker 2: reunite because something is clearly bothering the newly crowned Queen Gabby.
Speaker 1: He apologizes for all of her actions. I didn't understand
Speaker 1: why Gabby was apologizing. Okay, I get that.
Speaker 2: She says she held her back and she shouldn't have
Speaker 2: said that Jayden didn't like her and boys got in
Speaker 2: the way.
Speaker 1: But also the second this dude entered her.
Speaker 2: Life, May ditched her friend and wouldn't listen to her.
Speaker 2: And he's a killer, and it's like, I'm going with him.
Speaker 1: I never knew you.
Speaker 2: She was clearly jealous and holding back her best friend.
Speaker 2: She never should have said Jaden was out of her league. True,
Speaker 2: they were an unstoppable team, but May is also great
Speaker 2: on her own. Also true, maybe a school dance or
Speaker 2: a boyfriend isn't Gabby's thing, but if that makes me happy,
Speaker 2: then that's what she wants for her. They hug just
Speaker 2: as the Moonlight Dance starts and May didn't apologize back
Speaker 2: at all. A slow jam begins and May makes her
Speaker 2: way into the romantic gym all orchestrated by the US
Speaker 2: military Queen May and Albert make their way to the
Speaker 2: dance floor and embrace. She buries her head into his chest,
Speaker 2: and even the General and Jenks are mesmerized by the love,
Speaker 2: so much so that Jenks is distracted and starts to
Speaker 2: emit too much win from the fans. This force is Gabby.
Speaker 2: He realized the army is at the dance and ready
Speaker 2: to grab Albert. Instead of jumping in to save the day, though,
Speaker 2: Gabby decides to let May.
Speaker 1: Take care of herself.
Speaker 2: You're still laughing about Prince Albert, aren't you okay?
Speaker 1: I knew you were.
Speaker 2: I can tell by the red May scans the gym
Speaker 2: and justice she's about to kiss Albert.
Speaker 1: She pulls away. She can't.
Speaker 2: The army doesn't know what to do. May says, the
Speaker 2: whole thing just feels off. She invented him because a
Speaker 2: boy didn't like her, and she wasn't brave enough to
Speaker 2: know that if a boy doesn't like her for being herself,
Speaker 2: then it's not her fault. She wants her first kiss
Speaker 2: to be real. Albert calls her incredible, noting that she's
Speaker 2: doing something he can never do.
Speaker 1: Change.
Speaker 2: He points out the soldiers, and she realizes he knew
Speaker 2: they were coming all along, and he came to dance anyway.
Speaker 2: His mission was to make sure it was her best
Speaker 2: night ever, and now his mission is complete that on command.
Speaker 2: She looks into his eyes and says, initiates self destruct.
Speaker 1: He says goodbye and becomes an electrical ball.
Speaker 2: A storm hits inside the gym, and Neveah continues to
Speaker 2: blame the government, which technically is not conspiracy theory because
Speaker 2: it's true. The students run off in all directions as
Speaker 2: Albert burst through the ceiling and speeds off into space.
Speaker 2: Now in total silence, the students are confused. Bart jumps in,
Speaker 2: asking for a round of applause for the school principle
Speaker 2: and his awesome special effects. Everyone goes with it and
Speaker 2: returns to dancing, which doesn't make any sense at all.
Speaker 2: Jaden then tells May that the line of smoke Albert
Speaker 2: left behind is a perfect logarithmic curve, exposing that he's
Speaker 2: actually pretty good at math. So then he faked spelling
Speaker 2: things wrong.
Speaker 3: Just because he's good at math doesn't mean he's a
Speaker 3: good speller.
Speaker 2: Really, he knows what a perfect lagorrhythmic curve is, but
Speaker 2: he can't spell what was like here or something. They're
Speaker 2: like basic words with a cue. He was just pretending
Speaker 2: to need help because he liked his tutor. He asked
Speaker 2: her to dance, and she surprisingly says go herself. Actually,
Speaker 2: she says maybe later. When Gaby arrives, May lets her
Speaker 2: know no boy is more important than their friendship, and
Speaker 2: then Gabby breaks some real news what if her new
Speaker 2: boyfriend is related to her best friend? We see Bart
Speaker 2: having the time of his life, and Gabby admits that
Speaker 2: even though boys are a distraction, they're a pretty good one.
Speaker 1: The girls go back.
Speaker 2: To dancing, admitting you can meet a boy and change
Speaker 2: the world at the same time. And then we get
Speaker 2: our end credits with some improp lives from Bart also
Speaker 2: known as actor Matt Shiveley, who is very funny dancing
Speaker 2: alongside Gabby.
Speaker 1: And that's our movie, Sobrino, let's do some real reviews.
Speaker 4: All right, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: You got five a star.
Speaker 3: I've got a five star from Rosanna bodaf Go your
Speaker 3: five star says I like to watch tech Genius's unwittedly
Speaker 3: huse emilitary software to program a robotic boyfriend.
Speaker 1: That is very specific, Yes, very specific?
Speaker 4: Do you see that often? I?
Speaker 1: Know apparently not.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 1: I have the one star review and it's from Silent Guardian. One.
Speaker 1: I whispered it because that's being silent.
Speaker 2: I guarantee if the title was how to Build a
Speaker 2: Better Girl, there would be an outrage. As a guy,
Speaker 2: I find the very title and concept of this movie offensive.
Speaker 2: There are a lot of guys who try our best
Speaker 2: to make the women in our life happy, who actually care.
Speaker 1: A movie basically outlining an ideology of how.
Speaker 2: Men quote should unquote be able to make them quote
Speaker 2: better unquote could really hurt the self esteem of young
Speaker 2: men who are trying their best.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't recommend this movie to anybody. One star? Okay, wow
Speaker 1: a lot.
Speaker 2: There's a lot going on there that Silent Guardian meets
Speaker 2: it and might need to work out. I don't disagree
Speaker 2: with the fact that if the Disney would never make
Speaker 2: How to Make a Better Girl?
Speaker 1: No, not not nowadays, but hey, they made those in
Speaker 1: the eighties.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's time that the ladies get to make a
Speaker 2: better guy movie. I wasn't offended, and I'm a guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Here's our feature program of the game, or our game,
Speaker 1: our feature of the week. That's Sabrina's favorite park. Who
Speaker 1: are we playing with today?
Speaker 4: By the way, you got Mikayla.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna lose.
Speaker 2: Take me to your Leader is what it's called to
Speaker 2: celebrate the presence of Prince Albert. Because I got to
Speaker 2: say it again, a robot disguise as a hot human schooler.
Speaker 2: We thought we could reference some other famous human bots
Speaker 2: from pop culture that were also Penis piercings.
Speaker 1: I'm kidding that.
Speaker 2: Will list as an So we're gonna list an actor
Speaker 2: and a movie and you have to guess from a
Speaker 2: multiple choice list, what's the robot's name? Okay, we already
Speaker 2: know Marshall Williams from How to Build a Better Boy
Speaker 2: was at X seventeen or Albert, so three out of
Speaker 2: five wins, So here we go.
Speaker 1: Number one Haley Joe osmon in.
Speaker 2: AI A Ricky. Oh, I should probably say what they are?
Speaker 2: Is an A Ricky B, Stephen C David or D Timmy.
Speaker 2: I don't know any of these, do you.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go and be Stephen A Ricky. It is
Speaker 4: C Daavid.
Speaker 2: Number two Alicia Vickender or Vacander or vacand or in
Speaker 2: ex Machina never seen that either. Is it a Ava
Speaker 2: B Susan see Kittra or D Rochelle.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go a Ava.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do a ava ava?
Speaker 4: Correct?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got one? Oh? Oh what I'm gonna know?
Speaker 1: Number three Sean Young and Blade Runner. Finally? Is it
Speaker 1: A Dina B Rachel, ce Sonya or d Erica.
Speaker 2: H?
Speaker 4: D Erica?
Speaker 1: Uh it's B Rachel. I think yes, you're correct, all right,
Speaker 1: B Rachel. Number four Yule Brenner in Westworld.
Speaker 2: Is it A the Cowboy, be the Gunslinger, See the
Speaker 2: Sheriff or D Derek.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna go with D Derek.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say see the Sheriff. Four? Is B the
Speaker 1: gun Slinger?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: I need this last one to win because I agree?
Speaker 1: Right done? Yeah, all right, here we go. Five? Oh,
Speaker 1: I know what this is?
Speaker 2: Weirdly one of my favorite movies. People hate it, and
Speaker 2: for some reason I liked it. Number five Robin Williams
Speaker 2: and Bi Centennial Man. Is it a Phil Grant, B.
Speaker 2: Dan Garrett, C Jeff Hamilton or d Andrew Martin.
Speaker 4: B Dan Garrett?
Speaker 1: It was d Andrew Martin.
Speaker 4: Damn, I said, Will is correct.
Speaker 1: I actually want to.
Speaker 2: Can we do a Sabrina sees.
Speaker 3: We can now I've given quite a bit again the age,
Speaker 3: the age of this movie, I think because of what
Speaker 3: and maybe just because it I feel like and.
Speaker 4: I thought about it.
Speaker 3: We've said it a little bit around the other ones too.
Speaker 3: I think because it comes with like the robot aspect,
Speaker 3: you really it gets far fetched kind of fast, so
Speaker 3: you kind of have to be able to like le
Speaker 3: let go of a lot of like what that's incredible,
Speaker 3: that's like just not not nor more whatever. So I
Speaker 3: kept going, like, what's the age demo of this movie?
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think of who they're targeting. So that
Speaker 3: kind of was something that just it. It's throughout many
Speaker 3: times of my my Sabrina sees as I'm watching.
Speaker 4: I also.
Speaker 3: Something about and now and I when you mentioned the
Speaker 3: the location of this is in Toronto, and it was
Speaker 3: at like a college of some sort. This every aspect
Speaker 3: of that we saw within the school didn't That was
Speaker 3: another thing. It didn't look like a high school to me.
Speaker 3: It looked like a college, like even so much as
Speaker 3: like the the hallways of it looked like okay, and
Speaker 3: then you jump out to like the track. The track
Speaker 3: had three little steps onto it, like they're where they
Speaker 3: played where the scene happens with her and Neveda calling
Speaker 3: out and Albert is the first time we're talking about
Speaker 3: this may up person. That didn't look like a high
Speaker 3: school track to me at all. Looked like a very
Speaker 3: much like a college like USC's college track kind of
Speaker 3: looks like that. Then when we go to the football game,
Speaker 3: the end zone was like in the middle. You know,
Speaker 3: I'm assuming because it wasn't out like a like a
Speaker 3: real high.
Speaker 1: School because that's Canadian football.
Speaker 2: They shot this in Canada, and the the actual field
Speaker 2: goal is at a different spot in a Canadian football field.
Speaker 3: If you're making up all of this on the spot,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be so.
Speaker 1: A watch to get ready to go.
Speaker 2: Currently, field goal posts on a Canadian Football League or
Speaker 2: Canadian football are on the goal line at the front
Speaker 2: of the end zone.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, okay, I.
Speaker 2: Swear to god, it's it's it's it's different with the
Speaker 2: with Canadian football. They they obviously shot it on a
Speaker 2: Canadian football field.
Speaker 4: Okay, thank you.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, then that that answers that question, because I'm
Speaker 3: kind of like, this school just doesn't add up to
Speaker 3: being like a high school for me, which again was
Speaker 3: like already in the things of like both of the
Speaker 3: girls to me seemed aged down pretty like or not not.
Speaker 3: I guess aged up then because the actress themselves played
Speaker 3: a little bit or seemed a lot younger than what
Speaker 3: they were supposed to be playing. Especially again it came
Speaker 3: up again when she just jumps into this like car,
Speaker 3: didn't have to call her dad, didn't have to seem
Speaker 3: like she had permission, but like after school just like
Speaker 3: gets in this kid's like Lamborghini and like drives off
Speaker 3: all that stuff. Just didn't like you'd have to be
Speaker 3: like in like your senior year. I would think, you know,
Speaker 3: like for that to all be kind of normal. Anyway,
Speaker 3: moving on, let me see, I had quite a bit
Speaker 3: of them that I'm gonna move past.
Speaker 4: The ukulele part was just so funny to me, and
Speaker 4: I know you can't. I was like cracking up, like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, him in this ukulele. I don't love ukuleles.
Speaker 4: For some reason.
Speaker 3: I wish she would have picked up a regular size
Speaker 3: guitar or just saying yes yeah, just singing yes, yes, yes, okay.
Speaker 3: Another thing you didn't even mention how weird and random
Speaker 3: was it when the girls joined the boys in the
Speaker 3: huddle on the football field.
Speaker 2: I know they were trying. It was a comedy thing.
Speaker 2: I know what they were going for it. Yeah, it
Speaker 2: didn't really work.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: The next thing, there was a couple of funny like
Speaker 3: quotes that happened.
Speaker 4: It was all's fair in love and war.
Speaker 3: And then I wouldn't know, sir, I've never seen action
Speaker 3: in either.
Speaker 1: Poor thing.
Speaker 4: And she was a beautiful Yeah, she was a gorgeous woman.
Speaker 3: Her character was was a funny little edition like she
Speaker 3: just brought in like and then her like love story.
Speaker 3: I loved this character. I forget what her name was, Banks, Janks.
Speaker 3: Janks was a funny character to me. They gave her
Speaker 3: just enough to be like, oh, you know, like just
Speaker 3: kind of fun, you know. Then her having like this
Speaker 3: like random little chemistry moment with the principle at the end.
Speaker 4: I liked her a lot with that. And then.
Speaker 3: Max with the Girl was also another offsetting like little
Speaker 3: and it was the General.
Speaker 4: That says it, yeah, Max with the girl.
Speaker 1: He's gonna kN her.
Speaker 3: Knocking on the girl was from the General saying that
Speaker 3: the whole idea we went through it kind of funny.
Speaker 4: But the dad, yeah, because.
Speaker 1: It just it's weird where the army was trying to
Speaker 1: get this robot to make out with this.
Speaker 3: Girl so much that I said, at some point during
Speaker 3: the movie, and and you know, it's not a big
Speaker 3: harp that we need to make on it, but at
Speaker 3: some point if you stop and think, this army has
Speaker 3: a whole bunch of cameras set up waiting now.
Speaker 4: This kiss, and it was.
Speaker 3: Just seeming kind of crazy. And then this was my
Speaker 3: favorite one. This is the last one. I don't get
Speaker 3: two shakes of a blind dogs.
Speaker 4: C I was laughing out loud. This is towards the
Speaker 4: end of the movie.
Speaker 3: He goes, I don't give two shakes of a blind
Speaker 3: donkey's tail.
Speaker 4: What may wants?
Speaker 1: Yeah, good line.
Speaker 3: I thought that was a two shakes of a blind
Speaker 3: donkey's tail.
Speaker 4: I thought that was a good one.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 4: And that's it all right.
Speaker 2: Well, now we come to the portion of our program
Speaker 2: where we're gonna rate the film.
Speaker 1: We just saw.
Speaker 3: One a ten, one to ten, and I believe you're
Speaker 3: first this time, am I.
Speaker 2: Well, let's make ten the biggest, okay, And here are
Speaker 2: options this week. One out of ten, Third Wheel, gabbyes
Speaker 2: Hot Burgers one out of ten off the chain software,
Speaker 2: polite Canadians, g laxified and vegetized hot tea, Honky towns,
Speaker 2: one out of ten miousers mine sniffing dolphins, or one
Speaker 2: out of ten daytime school dances.
Speaker 1: I think I picked, don't I this week? Yes?
Speaker 4: Okay, you get to pick, and you get to go,
Speaker 4: and I go first.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna do one out of ten miausers because
Speaker 1: I still didn't understand what that was.
Speaker 2: Uh So that's what we're gonna do. Okay, I get
Speaker 2: what they were going for this movie. It's like I said,
Speaker 2: the two girls who starred in it great the wardrobe
Speaker 2: made no sense the fact that they were two really intelligent,
Speaker 2: gorgeous girls who were still nerds, and nobody got and nobody.
Speaker 1: Looked at no sense whatsoever.
Speaker 2: This is like almost the most extreme version of like,
Speaker 2: these girls really have no friends and nobody wants to
Speaker 2: talk to them.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? It so that bothered me.
Speaker 2: I get it's to trope, and I get I'm supposed
Speaker 2: to let it go, but I can't just throw on
Speaker 2: a pair of glasses and Clark kent everybody all the time.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I just can't do it, dress them down,
Speaker 2: dress them weird, make them goth, do something that's so
Speaker 2: different and out there that it's crazy pants and didn't
Speaker 2: do it for me.
Speaker 1: It also needed to rewrite the whole thing.
Speaker 2: About like the Black Villin's coming whatever, the Black Saber
Speaker 2: or whatever they were called. Literally pointless of the entire
Speaker 2: movie looked great.
Speaker 1: Uh. The again, acting was good.
Speaker 2: And parts of it were funny. Matt Shiveley was very funny.
Speaker 2: I thought the Dad was very funny. Some of the
Speaker 2: janks was very funny.
Speaker 4: I love the military guy.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, yes, I had no problem with any.
Speaker 4: Characters were good.
Speaker 2: Characters were good, needed a big rewrite. Because of that,
Speaker 2: I am going with and I think this is fair.
Speaker 1: I really do. I am going with six point five
Speaker 1: miausers for this movie.
Speaker 3: So for me again, we talked about I've already mentioned
Speaker 3: like my first thoughts were just like it got grabbed
Speaker 3: my attention right from the start. Again, we had not
Speaker 3: seen something like this, and then it just like quickly
Speaker 3: mellowed out and started to drag in the.
Speaker 4: Front end of it.
Speaker 3: Once I had to kind of stop and go okay,
Speaker 3: And I remember this with Pixel Perfect, and I remember
Speaker 3: like when it starts to get a little bit more techy,
Speaker 3: you kind of have to let yourself lean in a
Speaker 3: little bit more. Once I got in a better mind
Speaker 3: frame and that, But that wasn't until almost threw twenty
Speaker 3: minutes in that I finally let things go and I
Speaker 3: kind of let it happen. I saw that the girls,
Speaker 3: I got over the I loved their wardrobe. I thought
Speaker 3: they were so cute. I was like enamored with their
Speaker 3: wardrobe for sure, And then the button of the girls
Speaker 3: picking up and wanting to emulate their wardrobe made all
Speaker 3: of that later on okay for me, Like I kind
Speaker 3: of was like, okay, so I see it, like they
Speaker 3: were just kind of quirky and different and you know,
Speaker 3: more brainiacs or whatever. I kind of eventually let that go.
Speaker 3: Then I lost it a little. But at the end,
Speaker 3: when no one cared that this like unbelievably adds after this,
Speaker 3: you know, the whole school has just thought this guy
Speaker 3: was just the epic, unbelievable godsend boy who is good looking,
Speaker 3: who drives the car, who now saves the day at
Speaker 3: the homecoming game, like all now he's prince like and
Speaker 3: then he just.
Speaker 4: Like bursts out of the ceiling and they just are like.
Speaker 3: Oh, thanks principle for like the like that's when I
Speaker 3: went's over.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, So that like.
Speaker 3: It bumped it up a lot, and then it kind
Speaker 3: of fizzled down. It kind of settled on a seven,
Speaker 3: like a solid seven Miausers for me, I think for
Speaker 3: this movie in particular, it did demo down in the
Speaker 3: target age range a little bit more than a lot
Speaker 3: of the movies that we watch. It kind of it
Speaker 3: kind of slumped down into a younger one, which isn't
Speaker 3: always the ones that end up being my favorite.
Speaker 1: Well there you go.
Speaker 2: Well, thank you everybody for joining us for this miausantastic film.
Speaker 1: Our next movie is one that I don't think either.
Speaker 2: Of us were familiar with, but I frankly can't remember
Speaker 2: at the time.
Speaker 1: It was a little while ago, but we are very excited.
Speaker 2: The next film we're doing is the nineteen ninety eight classic.
Speaker 1: Principal Lakes Holiday.
Speaker 2: It is available on the YouTube, so go check that
Speaker 2: out before you listen to our amazing recap.
Speaker 1: And it was. It was probably the best recap we've
Speaker 1: ever done.
Speaker 2: I honestly don't don't remember how good a recap it was,
Speaker 2: but it was probably six point two six point eight recap.
Speaker 2: But yes, we're very excited, so please go and check
Speaker 2: that out. But first we are going to stay in
Speaker 2: the Better Boy universe because we're going to be sitting
Speaker 2: down with Ashley Argoda, who played Ready Sabrina Nevea.
Speaker 4: Or Heaven Backwards's right in the movie.
Speaker 1: We have quite a history with the other stars.
Speaker 2: We talked about her career and her time on the
Speaker 2: d com that we just recapped, so.
Speaker 1: Let's get a small snippet of what's to come.
Speaker 5: I actually had an opportunity when I was still on
Speaker 5: True Jackson to audition for Lemonade Mouth when I was
Speaker 5: still on Nickelodeon, and it was such a like I
Speaker 5: was like, oh, man, but it's a dcom, Like do
Speaker 5: I stay on my show?
Speaker 4: Do I go audition for a D com?
Speaker 5: Ultimately obviously stayed on True Jackson VP, but it was
Speaker 5: truly like I really had to think about that one
Speaker 5: because I grew up watching dcomps. I grew up watching
Speaker 5: Nickelodeon too, but like dcoms were such a huge part
Speaker 5: of my life and like I loved them so much,
Speaker 5: so like, yeah, I totally watched it while I was
Speaker 5: still on Nickelodeon.
Speaker 2: She was such a sport and so much fun to
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