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Speaker 1: Welcome. Uh oh huh, jan Benido.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you veta tour guide. Let's go. What's up everybody?

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Speaker 2: I'm a shutting out.

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Speaker 3: This is Jordan Carlos clearly has been listening to Rosetta

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Speaker 3: Stone and you guys are listening to Adulting.

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Speaker 1: Dub it adulting. Mmm, I'm kind of excited. I have

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Speaker 1: to say. My wife's coming to lunch with me today.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's nice.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we've been doing that a lot. It's kind of

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Speaker 1: like crazy, like, who are we right now?

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Speaker 2: You're people that like to eat lunch? Why is that crazy?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. We never got to do that before.

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Speaker 1: You know, we just never have done this before, and

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Speaker 1: now we're like doing it and it feels so ilicit.

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Speaker 1: Now it feels good.

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Speaker 2: Do you guys have a little glass of wine with lunch?

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Speaker 2: Is that why it feels a little naughty?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you've done that before. Maybe a little cherry soda.

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Speaker 1: Who knows what can happen?

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Speaker 2: Oh, Chirley Temple, not Reddy, give me an extra cherry.

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Speaker 2: I'm feeling salcy. I love it.

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Speaker 3: I love a boozy lunch for no motherfucking reason. A

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Speaker 3: salady swaza, give it your best shot. A name make that,

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Speaker 3: bitch buttery, Okay.

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Speaker 1: I know what you like. You like to go to

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Speaker 1: that's like your spot. When you took me to, I

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Speaker 1: was like, does she own a majority share of this?

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Speaker 3: Now everyone's gonna go and see if I'm there, bitch,

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Speaker 3: just get out. There's a lot of great restaurants in

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Speaker 3: New York City, and that's like one thing I really

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Speaker 3: do love about New York.

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Speaker 2: Yes, so I've picked a couple.

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Speaker 3: I have a favorite restaurant in each burrow, essentially, so

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Speaker 3: if I have to meet somebody, we can meet up

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Speaker 3: and I'm gonna have fun. I like to see familiar faces.

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Speaker 3: I like to know what the chef is doing with

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Speaker 3: their menu. I want to know what's in season and

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Speaker 3: how you feel about that white asparagus.

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Speaker 2: Let's go. Where is your cheesy cream sauce? Bitch?

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Speaker 3: You know, I don't mind like a little oyster, you know,

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Speaker 3: and apparently oysters are better.

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Speaker 2: I think we talked about this in a month that

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Speaker 2: ends in er.

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Speaker 1: Oh really, I didn't know that. Did the oysters know?

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Speaker 1: Is it the er and oyster? The er corresponds, that's beautiful.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, do.

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Speaker 2: You guys see what I'm dealing with here? I didn't

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Speaker 2: know that, do you guys didn't know what I'm dealing

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Speaker 2: with here, but yeah, you know what I find too.

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Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, married folks with kids and responsibilities and shit,

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Speaker 3: sometimes it's just easier to get it popping.

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Speaker 2: During the day.

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Speaker 1: That's what it is.

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Speaker 4: Like.

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Speaker 3: A day lunch is just easier to connect than a

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Speaker 3: date night because you got to like go through your

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Speaker 3: whole day. Get the babysitter set up that bitch, you know,

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Speaker 3: try to hide all your pop tarts and shit so

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Speaker 3: she don't eat the good snacks. You know, this bitch's

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Speaker 3: always looking for the last avocado. Talking about you said

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Speaker 3: help yourself. You said help yourself to anything now, right,

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Speaker 3: And so you have more energy during the day. I

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Speaker 3: know I do, and I didn't before like five years ago.

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Speaker 3: I was definitely a night owl. And now I'm just

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Speaker 1: I'm man, But I will say that the craziest thing

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Speaker 1: that ever happened to me with the babysitter was they

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Speaker 2: No, ma'am, what the.

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Speaker 1: Nok they cooked the steak?

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Speaker 2: I am livid.

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Speaker 3: Is this a family member or is this just like

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Speaker 3: an Angie's list, witch.

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Speaker 1: This is a this is a recommendation from a friend.

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Speaker 1: And they were just like, They're like, I hope it's okay.

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Speaker 3: No, you don't get the protein. I hope she was

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Speaker 3: severely anemic. I hope her iron levels were low, because

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Speaker 3: that is wild. What are you saying to my bloated,

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Speaker 1: King bone in al Sharpton bone in like marbleized steak.

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Speaker 3: But she just cooked on the frying Did she wash

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Speaker 1: I don't recall that happening. I just remember just being

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Speaker 3: On top of that, I had to pay you to

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Speaker 3: eat my steak? What this is an OnlyFans bitch. I

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Speaker 3: am so angry for you.

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Speaker 2: I thought I.

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Speaker 3: Really was going through it when I was doing nanny

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Speaker 3: interviews and one of them came over and took a dump.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, that's just anxiety. People are nervous to get nervous.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe she was nervous. Maybe she had too much caffeine.

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Speaker 3: Maybe she had some spicy food the night before. You know,

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Speaker 3: I don't go in people's homes. And I don't go

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Speaker 3: on airplanes. I just want to, I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't absolutely listen, it's a pressurized cabin. I get it,

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Speaker 2: Wait, are we talking about my butt or the airplane?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: You guys, I'm so much better than this, am I

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Speaker 3: I'm questioning everything.

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Speaker 1: She was just too nervous. The moment was too big,

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Speaker 2: Her moment was too big.

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Speaker 1: God, damn, can I tell you something? Please? My kids? Now?

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Speaker 1: You know how your eyes? Your eyes stay the same

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Speaker 1: size your whole life. That's why kids are so cute.

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Speaker 1: You see where I'm going with this? Do you see

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Speaker 1: where I'm going with this? I hope he grows into

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Speaker 1: his poops. I really do, because if they get any bigger,

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Speaker 1: we have serious, serious plumbing.

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Speaker 3: Pa, you can never get him the same. Also, they

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. I think it's just

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Speaker 1: the efficiency of the young body. You know, it's just like,

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Speaker 1: get out all the waste, all the waste we got,

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Speaker 1: so then we know we got to I'm sorry, all right,

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Speaker 1: no problem.

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Speaker 3: Well you guys, we got a great episode coming up.

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Speaker 2: Boy, we really got this one in the can.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's leave the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: We'll leave the bathroom. Okay, we'll leave the bathroom. You guys,

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Speaker 2: we're doing to.

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Speaker 1: Save the bathroom. Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 2: We need to be adults.

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Speaker 1: We need to be Yes, we have to be adults.

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Speaker 1: I wash my hands.

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Speaker 3: I just got a wet white. Thanks everyone. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 3: don't forget to try just somebody's pants.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 3: Very excited about our guest this episode. No, really and

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Speaker 3: truly because she's one of these people that I always

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Speaker 3: I always see her name and her flyer at all

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Speaker 3: the places I perform at in New York. We never

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Speaker 3: fucking dope. She's so fire, you know, she is an

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Speaker 3: because I need to know what to do with these deads.

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Speaker 3: She's like the friend you want to call when you

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Speaker 2: You guys, shut the fuck.

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Speaker 1: Up, Please give it up for the one and know me.

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Speaker 3: Jean Gray put up We're not doing a live show,

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Speaker 3: I know, but I like saying it.

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Speaker 2: What are they giving it up on the subway?

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Speaker 1: It's fun, you know. Somebody could be on a bicycle

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Speaker 5: What's that program makes some motherfucking no? Okay, ys, look

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Speaker 5: at you, bitch, Oh my goodness. Can I get to

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Speaker 5: the top flights real quick? I want to see who

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Speaker 5: is out on Oscar night not giving up flying?

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Speaker 2: Fuck?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't care about the champagne carpet.

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Speaker 2: I love it.

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Speaker 4: Look we got a they b all boot up, this

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Speaker 2: Look at you.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: They got a clean sink in the kitchen. I like it.

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Speaker 2: Can you turn my mic up a little bit? I'm

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Speaker 3: Test test top titty mete. That's good, thank you? Oh

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Speaker 3: my goodness. Look everyone looks yup.

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Speaker 1: They look good, they look young. Look at these two

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Speaker 3: You guys doing trying to make a new you're trying

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Speaker 3: to rebrand my space. What the fuck are you doing

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Speaker 3: with your ripped jeans and your little kneeledge hanging out?

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Speaker 2: Little sexy fuck?

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Speaker 1: Look did you meet at warby Parker or something like that.

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Speaker 2: A clean nose ring.

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Speaker 4: Everybody looks nice like they walk the ass.

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Speaker 1: Well absolutely, these too, definitely have their bill set to

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Speaker 2: Look at these two.

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Speaker 3: Did y'all get a babysitter or a dog sitter to

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Speaker 3: for the cat.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for coming, Thanks for coming to the show.

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Speaker 2: He's got his.

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Speaker 3: Glasses on top of his head, ready for the bill. Oh,

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Speaker 3: thank you, Marianne, our producer.

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Speaker 1: Give it up. Please give it up for DJ down

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Speaker 1: well over here as well.

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Speaker 3: Give it up for Don Will's hair looking fly. Come

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Speaker 3: on too, leaving conditioners. Somebody went to Target with the coupon.

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Speaker 3: Give it up for the people on the side wearing masks,

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Speaker 3: not trying to fuck up that day.

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Speaker 2: At work tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Cheers.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys are responsible. I'll have shit to do tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: So my face is out, bitch. So I'm wearing I'm

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Speaker 3: wearing a black shirt? Is a podcast I inscribe. I know,

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Speaker 3: thank you, but like it's been a day, so I'm like,

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Speaker 3: this is what she's gonna wear, you.

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Speaker 2: Know what I mean? Like fight, it does no stains,

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Speaker 3: It's a black button down shirt by Nina Parker and

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Speaker 3: some black.

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Speaker 2: Shoes and a black pant.

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Speaker 3: And when my husband saw my outfit when I was

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Speaker 3: was like, that's what I say when.

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Speaker 2: I go home to your mom's house.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Like, wow off, Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: That's all those locations on the back though.

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Speaker 3: So it's giving like bank manager in the front, but

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Speaker 3: it's giving Lizzo's manager.

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Speaker 2: In the back the back.

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Speaker 4: Bitch in the back, back back back back.

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Speaker 3: Back, pitch back, pitch back back back, backe bye bye back.

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Speaker 2: You're welcome.

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Speaker 1: Put your glasses down for that. They will steam up.

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Speaker 1: They will steam up. And I am wearing some alow pants.

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Speaker 2: This this is giving like Brooklyn Dad that knows the directions.

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Speaker 4: This is great.

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Speaker 1: Fun Brooklyn Dad, fun guy on the playground. I love it.

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Speaker 3: I love I love an elevated casual look because it's

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Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks, Bud, I just couldn't. I don't know. I

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Speaker 3: Like you, it's my well favorite thing and you alsoddenly confrontation,

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Speaker 1: Yes, I don't have to. I'm drawn to like assertive, aggressive,

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Speaker 2: Oh, we're having a moment right right, right right right?

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Speaker 1: there an emergency? This is a residential neighborhood. We don't

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Speaker 2: But but I got, yeah, you're sassy.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sasy.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sassy. I know how to talk to the whites.

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Speaker 3: Say nothing, like you know, with a boss, in a

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Speaker 1: Please behoove me? No ill behooves talking about say nothing.

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Speaker 3: I mean that's crazy, right, This is so, this is poetry.

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Speaker 3: Don't start none, They'll beat like, why is he coming up?

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Speaker 1: He's coming out to me because he well he was

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Speaker 3: see like the cops just waiting to like maybe pull

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Speaker 3: always just like I don't know, Like I suck in

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Speaker 2: I'm like, like, my body it just changes.

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Speaker 1: Your body changes, it does.

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Speaker 3: I should probably have a cop somewhere when I'm taking

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Speaker 1: The fucking My week was crazy though, it was crazy

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Speaker 1: that happened. Can I talk to him? Can I say

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Speaker 1: something else? Sure?

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Speaker 2: Should I sit down?

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Speaker 1: I'm I may have hooked up with my wife three

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Speaker 1: or four times this week. That airhorn was so long.

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Speaker 2: We need just more airhorns.

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Speaker 1: This is crazy.

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Speaker 2: That's amazing, especially after how many.

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Speaker 3: So most of my friends that are like, I don't

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Speaker 3: if you know, I should commit to someone. A lot

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Speaker 3: of them are worried that they're making them like it's

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Speaker 3: for a very long time?

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Speaker 1: Yes, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: And then a lot of my friends in relationships figure

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Speaker 2: So everyone's happy, But I mean.

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Speaker 6: It is.

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Speaker 1: We got openers over here.

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Speaker 2: We'll get to you in a minute.

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Speaker 3: I like to know, like what like the rules are

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Speaker 3: for everybody, because it definitely changes with every couple. We're

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Speaker 3: I was like, I know, if it feels right, do

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Speaker 3: That's like my general fucking thing. But all this to say,

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Speaker 3: it's fascinating and fun that you're still attracted to each

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Speaker 3: I say this all the time. Bitches, we're not gonna

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Speaker 3: you can, you know what I mean. They don't teach

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Speaker 3: but you got the view. I think what it is

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Speaker 1: God that I am just a smokestack beef castle and

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Speaker 1: she can't edible. Okay, you see my wife, she's beautiful.

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Speaker 1: You know, she's so gorgeous. Yeah, she's still gorgeous. And

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Speaker 3: Kids, all right, Oh my god, I was like I

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Speaker 1: I think I think what's important is that, like we

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Speaker 1: so it's cool.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, a lock.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: My kids are so young, it's like, yeah, you know,

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Speaker 2: So it really is fine.

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Speaker 4: Do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Like, they're not coming to my room. I could, I

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Speaker 3: what I mean. Like I just put on Netflix. I

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Speaker 3: put on my special, they watch it.

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Speaker 1: Just kidding.

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Speaker 3: Gotta get them numbers where I get. That's fu a while,

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Speaker 3: But that is a very fucking exday. I also think

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Speaker 3: let your partner do them. You know, my husband went

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Speaker 3: as fuck. I'm like, Okay, sometimes it's not a like

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Speaker 1: Oh truly, you know what I mean. Aren't you going?

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Speaker 1: You're going on like on a girl's trip.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going on a girl's trip to Jamaica.

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Speaker 1: See do you Mother's Day.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna have our teddies out. It's gonna be fun

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Speaker 3: and buy out like you know on a tankini.

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Speaker 1: No big deal. You know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna, uh Montie, We're gonna fly to Montego Bay,

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Speaker 3: but we're gonna drive to the grill.

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Speaker 1: There you go.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Christopher Columbus, What else do you want to know?

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Speaker 2: I'm not trying to put all my business out there

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Speaker 2: on the podcast.

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Speaker 1: Which hotel? Which room?

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Speaker 3: I got a new Netflix special? It's not don't fuck

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Speaker 3: with cass is like, don't fuck with my pussy, you.

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Speaker 1: Know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Like, No, I don't want to let people know where

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Speaker 2: I'm at. That's scary. That's another thing.

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Speaker 3: Please don't put your location all up on fucking Instagram.

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Speaker 2: That's crazy. Why would you do that?

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Speaker 3: People are wild and bored. They'll come, They fucking will.

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Speaker 3: People are like, oh, I'm not you know, you might

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Speaker 3: say I'm not famous. Who's gonna come stay?

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Speaker 1: You don't know.

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Speaker 3: You don't know who's gonna come stalk your fine ass,

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean? Like, let's not fuck around

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Speaker 3: and find out, especially after hosting five seasons of The

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Speaker 3: Circle on Netflix.

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Speaker 6: So much.

444
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:20,680
Speaker 2: It's really an airhorn for me paying taxes.

445
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:26,120
Speaker 1: But like, do you have you have stocky type people

446
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:27,240
Speaker 1: now in your life?

447
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:33,880
Speaker 2: Besides my mom? Let me think? Yeah, yeah, it's okay.

448
00:21:34,119 --> 00:21:35,119
Speaker 1: I feel like You know.

449
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,960
Speaker 3: This sounds so crazy, but everybody just needs to be loved.

450
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,880
Speaker 3: You need to be loved in like your formative years

451
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:44,840
Speaker 3: to like really fucking understand like how to navigate your life,

452
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:47,920
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, Like you you have to

453
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:54,640
Speaker 3: really like like yourself and not have to like. Yeah,

454
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:57,480
Speaker 3: the people who like try to follow me to like

455
00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:03,359
Speaker 3: Chili's or whatever, what you can tell that they weren't

456
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:06,520
Speaker 3: Not only were they not popular, they were probably bullied.

457
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,080
Speaker 3: And I went to three different high schools, so I

458
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,160
Speaker 3: was bullied a lot, you know what I mean.

459
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:12,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm from Jersey.

460
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:13,840
Speaker 3: Like you learn how to fight, like before you learn

461
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:15,720
Speaker 3: how to write your name, you know what I mean,

462
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:17,040
Speaker 3: It's why gotcha?

463
00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:18,920
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, So you're saying that they kind of like

464
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:21,880
Speaker 1: they're broken and they that's why they latch on. Yeah

465
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:23,200
Speaker 1: yeah yeah.

466
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,840
Speaker 2: It isn't like single light skinned female like I want

467
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:27,240
Speaker 2: to tell jokes too, you know what I mean. It

468
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:34,600
Speaker 2: isn't like I feel you just said that shit at all.

469
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,600
Speaker 2: But I also we got to get to the show.

470
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:39,399
Speaker 3: But like I just want to say, we had a

471
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:41,080
Speaker 3: guest on the show a couple of years ago called

472
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:44,720
Speaker 3: Her name is Naomi Echa Paragin she's hilarious. Yeah, she's

473
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:47,439
Speaker 3: so fucking good. We like roasted her a bit because

474
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,800
Speaker 3: you know, she's been in a relationship over ten years

475
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,600
Speaker 3: long time, and has been engaged for like eight years

476
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:55,040
Speaker 3: long time, and so we're just like, you've had like

477
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:58,440
Speaker 3: three one hour specials in the time, what's it gonna happen?

478
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:00,840
Speaker 2: And she finally made it happen but yesterday, and it

479
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:04,520
Speaker 2: was very fucking adorable. It was adorable.

480
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:07,280
Speaker 1: It's that you love to see it.

481
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:08,280
Speaker 2: You love to see it.

482
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:14,800
Speaker 1: One loves to see it. What there's a are you okay?

483
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:20,959
Speaker 1: There's answer is no, not okay, there's an idiom idiom.

484
00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:24,280
Speaker 1: You love to see it? Right, yes, And when you

485
00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:26,119
Speaker 1: hear good news, you say you love to see it.

486
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:27,880
Speaker 2: I know that's what you said.

487
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:36,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I just want I feel crazy. These are

488
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:40,439
Speaker 1: your final moments, Michelle. What's say that words have power?

489
00:23:41,359 --> 00:23:47,000
Speaker 3: I do not smell toes. Oh my god, before I die,

490
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:52,760
Speaker 3: let's get to our first guests. Everybody, Yes, Oh my god,

491
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:58,720
Speaker 3: they're so fucking dope dope. Former rapper, yes, full time artist, Yes,

492
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:06,080
Speaker 3: I mean dope fly New York by way of South Africa.

493
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:08,359
Speaker 2: What the fuck more do you need?

494
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:26,440
Speaker 1: Please? Give it up for good.

495
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:31,440
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, look at that we got New Chiss.

496
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:37,640
Speaker 4: I feel like both of us as your security.

497
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:45,000
Speaker 2: Yes, really coming through. Really had to tell Black, it's

498
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:46,720
Speaker 2: just giving assertiveness.

499
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:50,520
Speaker 4: It's giving New York. It's giving full on, it's.

500
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:57,280
Speaker 3: Giving Black reboot, diehard. Oh Christmas party, Let's figure out

501
00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:58,160
Speaker 3: where the terrorists are.

502
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:01,120
Speaker 2: And one of the terror was South African.

503
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 4: So I am down to kill anyone at any point

504
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:06,880
Speaker 4: in time, Christmas or no Christmas.

505
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,840
Speaker 2: Do you have you gotten into fistfights before? Yeah, I'm

506
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:10,480
Speaker 2: from New York.

507
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:14,880
Speaker 1: What was your best fist fight?

508
00:25:15,119 --> 00:25:17,800
Speaker 2: Oh shit? Oh oh shit, we're just going out.

509
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:19,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, this is a good way to start.

510
00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:22,520
Speaker 1: Fights.

511
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:27,960
Speaker 4: I don't necessarily know. I'm okay. Here's the thing. I'm

512
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 4: unusually strong. Yes, sometimes I surprised myself and I think

513
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:41,920
Speaker 4: the last it wasn't a fight. But she was a

514
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:47,000
Speaker 4: very small girl at the time, and she underestimated me,

515
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:53,680
Speaker 4: and I, damn it, I picked her up and I huh,

516
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:55,880
Speaker 4: I hung her on a fence.

517
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:03,920
Speaker 2: What what what in this Jackson is going on? Can

518
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:06,200
Speaker 2: you please walk me through the moments?

519
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,960
Speaker 1: Rod Iron? What did you what do you mean? She was?

520
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:12,000
Speaker 4: She was doing a lot of in my face movements,

521
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:13,960
Speaker 4: which I feel like, you know, it feels like when

522
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,200
Speaker 4: like a small dog is yapping at you and you're

523
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:18,879
Speaker 4: just like, I just want this to stop. And I

524
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:23,320
Speaker 4: felt like a fight would be an unfair move. And

525
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:27,280
Speaker 4: we were in this is in nineties, this is Clinton Hill,

526
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:31,960
Speaker 4: and there were you know, there's a lot of great fences.

527
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:33,240
Speaker 2: To hang people.

528
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:36,560
Speaker 1: I'm talking about you're telling a cyclone fence or a

529
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:39,160
Speaker 1: rod iron fence or a rod iron fence. Paint the picture,

530
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:39,760
Speaker 1: Thank you so much.

531
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 4: Okay, So I just picked her up and I put

532
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:50,440
Speaker 4: her away. Yeah, would she like come back and get me?

533
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:52,119
Speaker 1: No.

534
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:55,159
Speaker 4: She had two friends who were with her, but she

535
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:59,040
Speaker 4: was like swinging like why I want us? And I

536
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:01,520
Speaker 4: was like, and they just left.

537
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:06,399
Speaker 2: They left her. Wow, Oh I hope they're off her

538
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:07,840
Speaker 2: Christmas list. That's not nice.

539
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:08,080
Speaker 4: Yeah.

540
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,520
Speaker 1: Wait, were her legs just kicking in the air like

541
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 1: this kind of thing? Yeah?

542
00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 2: Oh you are very strong.

543
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, to be fair, she is maybe like

544
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:19,119
Speaker 4: one hundred pounds.

545
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:21,240
Speaker 2: He was very one hundred pounds is still a Yeah.

546
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,159
Speaker 3: You gotta definitely go with your knees and put your

547
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,679
Speaker 3: back into it and lean like you're about.

548
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:28,880
Speaker 4: To say one hundred pounds of like crazy New York

549
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:32,920
Speaker 4: Kid though, because you never know what's gonna happen. Like

550
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:38,280
Speaker 4: in a mob deep song Prodigy very RPI Prodigy started

551
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:40,840
Speaker 4: like a line that says, I'll throw a TV at

552
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 4: you crazy, and I was always like, how's he gonna

553
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:45,080
Speaker 4: pick that TV up?

554
00:27:45,640 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, so many questions about rapping right when you were little?

555
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:08,760
Speaker 3: Did shit just like come in your mind? You're like,

556
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:10,399
Speaker 3: I have to say it like this, I have to

557
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 3: write it down, Like you can't sleep at night because

558
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 3: you're just thinking of like lyrics and words and just

559
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:15,280
Speaker 3: shit like that.

560
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:19,840
Speaker 4: That would be horrible. No, I was when I was

561
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:24,679
Speaker 4: very young. My first career. I've had many careers and lives.

562
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 4: My first career was as a dancer. I was one

563
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:34,840
Speaker 4: of the youngest dancers in the second company of Alvin Allen.

564
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:38,920
Speaker 2: So, wow, thanks.

565
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:42,800
Speaker 3: Guys, what a power of that? I mean, were you

566
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,720
Speaker 3: forced to be a certain size? Did everybody accept everybody

567
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:46,360
Speaker 3: for who they.

568
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 2: Are and what they look like.

569
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 4: I think in the world of dance and especially I

570
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 4: did a lot of things. I was into like Katherine

571
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 4: Dunham dance. I was studying that in modern dance and ballet.

572
00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:00,640
Speaker 4: I sort of knew early on on. First of all,

573
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:04,960
Speaker 4: dance is a very short fucking career that I was like,

574
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 4: I don't think my body is built for this.

575
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

576
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 1: I felt the same way as a child. I was

577
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:16,640
Speaker 1: going to ask you when I I did one grande

578
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:18,480
Speaker 1: when I was a child, and I.

579
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 2: Felt, why do you know these terms?

580
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:28,280
Speaker 1: Well? I know as well.

581
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 4: You know, do you know any any of the Are

582
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:32,600
Speaker 4: you just finding this out right now?

583
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:34,840
Speaker 1: No?

584
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 2: He wasn't a dancer. He just likes to learn stuff.

585
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 1: I'm a private dancer. Okay, wife his.

586
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 4: Wife three to four times a week any.

587
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 2: Home will do.

588
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:52,600
Speaker 1: I'm proud.

589
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:55,160
Speaker 2: What part of the song was that.

590
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 1: Proud? We're paying attention?

591
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 3: She's like, those are the ad libs that he What

592
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:10,400
Speaker 3: I do love about pop stars is like leaning on

593
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,080
Speaker 3: all the other things they could do, you know what

594
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:15,880
Speaker 3: I mean. And when I watched Jennifer Lopez do anything,

595
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 3: it overwhelms me in a way that I really I'm like,

596
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:21,640
Speaker 3: kudos to that bitch. Also, I never want to do

597
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:25,720
Speaker 3: that because it's just like like it just seems like

598
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:26,680
Speaker 3: she never has a thought.

599
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:26,960
Speaker 1: She like.

600
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:32,479
Speaker 3: Like that that is catch me, catch me, and then

601
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:35,200
Speaker 3: like a ce note and I'm like, and then people

602
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:36,200
Speaker 3: are like, it was okay.

603
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:39,160
Speaker 2: I'm like, it was okay. Look at how knee.

604
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 4: That is also, by far the best j Lowe impression.

605
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:46,160
Speaker 2: I know it's a podcast, but.

606
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 4: Y'all, really they have a movements. I agree, I am

607
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 4: Joe and Jennifer Lopez does some stuff and then there's

608
00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 4: other stuff you're like, yeah, that's not the stuff.

609
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 3: Also, Janet Jackson out here doesn't have to be touring

610
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 3: right now, no, but just loves it so much. And

611
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm also at that age where I

612
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 3: need to see people before they retire and or die.

613
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 1: Yeah.

614
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:17,240
Speaker 2: Who who's on your ears? Lionel Richie?

615
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 4: How old is Lionel Richie?

616
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 1: Hello, I got seventy?

617
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:26,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I can't wait to see his like tailor

618
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 3: blazer and his square jaw.

619
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 2: It's great that.

620
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:35,600
Speaker 4: Man got a Joel. But you know who knew how square?

621
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 4: Linel Richie's Joel who? I don't know if you're familiar

622
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 4: with video for Hello, oh yeah, but she really concentrated

623
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:53,240
Speaker 4: on the jaw car of the sculpture. And if you

624
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 4: don't know what I'm talking about, google it.

625
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 2: When you get it's the fact at Sun Lemons, google.

626
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:02,760
Speaker 1: It the blind woman is sculpting, Yeah, lionel Richie's head

627
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 1: and makes him look like a lion or something like that.

628
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, yeah, it's giving lion, it's giving Leo energy.

629
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's giving lion. No Ridge.

630
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 2: Wait, So what I love about this time now?

631
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:20,719
Speaker 3: Like twenty twenty three, I've never known so many female

632
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 3: mcs to exist. Yeah, with Spotify accounts like hopefully making money.

633
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 3: I've also like never heard so many women talk about

634
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 3: how what the pussy is.

635
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:39,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, there is a lot of great sexual freedom. I

636
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 4: think what was interesting for me was I'm like, I

637
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 4: had songs about sex, but because I wasn't dressing in

638
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 4: a certain way, I tended to get like very asexualized.

639
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 4: And men would be like, that's why we like her,

640
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,600
Speaker 4: and I'm like, most of these songs are either about

641
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:10,520
Speaker 4: murders or fucking or fucking and then murdering. It's just

642
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:13,800
Speaker 4: that the visual to you is all you're getting and

643
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 4: you can't like process the other shit. And would consistently

644
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:23,120
Speaker 4: hit me against women who were owning their sexuality and

645
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:25,560
Speaker 4: I'm like, no, no, that's not the fucking deal at all.

646
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:30,400
Speaker 4: Get you pussy, but everybody, Yeah, yeah, what do you

647
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:38,200
Speaker 4: think is lacking in music today, the same thing that's

648
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 4: generally been lacking. I think there's always a misunderstanding of

649
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 4: how hard independent artists work and being like, you know,

650
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 4: there's always an equation of sales to success. And what

651
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 4: I always want to tell everyone is, you know, it

652
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:58,000
Speaker 4: doesn't have to be this way. You can like who

653
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:00,520
Speaker 4: you like and support who you want to support. And

654
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 4: I think we definitely live in a day where you know,

655
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,760
Speaker 4: if you're just on SoundCloud or you're on YouTube, you

656
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 4: don't need these labels to do it. You don't need

657
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:13,520
Speaker 4: to have Spotify. And I wish everyone out there if

658
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:16,520
Speaker 4: you like some independent artists and they're selling some shit

659
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:19,399
Speaker 4: on their own or on their website, go fucking buy

660
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:24,680
Speaker 4: it from them, buy it directly from them, because there's

661
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:28,759
Speaker 4: so many talented people who just fucking quit and they're like,

662
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:31,360
Speaker 4: I just don't want to do this anymore. So you know,

663
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 4: be the change that you want to see.

664
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:38,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, what about what about the artists that are pushing

665
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:40,720
Speaker 1: their CDs in Harold Square?

666
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:45,560
Speaker 4: And if that still I mean, yeh fuck yes, no

667
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 4: I'm not.

668
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:50,319
Speaker 1: Last week a CD a CD And I said, where

669
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 1: did you get a CD? Who?

670
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:54,399
Speaker 4: Someone's burning CD at home?

671
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 1: How you can still burn CD?

672
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:59,040
Speaker 2: People are still making guava drinks and selling them like

673
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:04,400
Speaker 2: at the red light Michelle? What sometimes animal juice? It's delicious?

674
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:07,520
Speaker 1: Where where are you getting.

675
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 2: The bronx? Noways checks out?

676
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:13,879
Speaker 4: Checks out?

677
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:15,120
Speaker 1: Yeah? Is it wile?

678
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:18,799
Speaker 4: The juice? And then like nutcrackers in the summer, I'm

679
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:25,800
Speaker 4: open have have you had a nutcracker? What are we

680
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:26,480
Speaker 4: talking about?

681
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:29,840
Speaker 1: I've heard tell of a nutcracker, but I don't know

682
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:31,160
Speaker 1: what goes into a nutcracker?

683
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:32,320
Speaker 2: What are we talking about?

684
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:34,640
Speaker 1: Drinks?

685
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 4: Right? Fair question. I think the better question is like,

686
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 4: what doesn't go into a nutcracker?

687
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 2: What are we talking about?

688
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 4: Yeah?

689
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:52,239
Speaker 2: Again, fair fucking question. I have a question for you.

690
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:57,400
Speaker 2: You've worked with your husband? How the fuck does that go?

691
00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 4: I am Jenneral don't like working with people? Right, I'm not.

692
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 2: I'm not a people person.

693
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 4: I know that I like I present as very friendly

694
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 4: as guys. You wanna you want to hang out? You

695
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:13,680
Speaker 4: want to?

696
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:14,759
Speaker 1: I want to hang out with you?

697
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 2: You don't you know that? Like, don't fuck around? You

698
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:18,759
Speaker 2: would think so.

699
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 4: But I'm also uh. I've seen it described just this

700
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:26,320
Speaker 4: week on TikTok as someone who has very inviting energy.

701
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 4: So I thought the tattoos would make it stop.

702
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:31,800
Speaker 2: Yes, and they did not.

703
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 4: They made it worse.

704
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:34,239
Speaker 2: Yes, people want to know.

705
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,800
Speaker 4: People want to People want to tell me all their deepest,

706
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:41,239
Speaker 4: darkest secrets, and especially older white women really like to

707
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:42,960
Speaker 4: show me all of their hidden tattoos.

708
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,320
Speaker 2: Karen, that's a no. Yeah, it's all a no.

709
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 4: Working with your spouse, your partner, it depends if you

710
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:56,359
Speaker 4: both can work on the same level. I'm a very

711
00:36:56,840 --> 00:37:00,120
Speaker 4: anxious I like to get shit in on time. I

712
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:03,080
Speaker 4: like shit to get done. I am. I'm an artist,

713
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 4: but I'm also like I like the business of it.

714
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:06,719
Speaker 1: Yeah.

715
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 4: I like to write a strongly worded email.

716
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:11,719
Speaker 1: I liked.

717
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:14,240
Speaker 2: I like to show up and be like, where the fuck.

718
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 4: Is my money? Yeah, you know, And he's not he's

719
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,080
Speaker 4: he's very lovely.

720
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:22,319
Speaker 1: Yeah.

721
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:23,760
Speaker 2: So it was a struggle.

722
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:24,439
Speaker 1: Yeah.

723
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:27,759
Speaker 3: My husband and I own a furniture store together. Yeah,

724
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,560
Speaker 3: and he really is like Rainman when it comes to furniture,

725
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:33,400
Speaker 3: And I'm like, how do you remember this nineteen seventy

726
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 3: two cherry wood fucking whatever the fuck? But you can't

727
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:38,360
Speaker 3: remember recycling on Thursday.

728
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:40,839
Speaker 1: That is a thing.

729
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:43,600
Speaker 4: That is a thing. I think him as a person

730
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:48,800
Speaker 4: who's like really into his art and very free with it.

731
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,319
Speaker 4: But I'm also like, what about the fucking chores, bitch.

732
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:52,440
Speaker 2: We gotta get to the questions.

733
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:54,120
Speaker 3: But I just want to since we were talking about

734
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:56,400
Speaker 3: just like white women really just trying to bond because

735
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 3: I thought, let's go. I co host the Today Show.

736
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 3: Sometimes I'm just like, this isn't me, but.

737
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:05,280
Speaker 2: It's inviting.

738
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:07,399
Speaker 3: I know, my body's like a typopedic mattress, so people

739
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:08,400
Speaker 3: are like, I want to hug it and lay on

740
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:09,880
Speaker 3: it and put a lot of wine on it and

741
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:13,439
Speaker 3: hope it doesn't spill. But like, what I am trying

742
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:16,840
Speaker 3: to say is like language vocabulary. My mom never was

743
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 3: able to really give me the language of like, because

744
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:23,000
Speaker 3: it's like micro dosing racism and and and being inappropriate

745
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:25,719
Speaker 3: when someone like wants to touch your hair, wants to

746
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:29,520
Speaker 3: count your freckles, wants to be like, you're black, But

747
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 3: how'd you get so light like when they asked you

748
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:31,640
Speaker 3: like that?

749
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:32,879
Speaker 2: So what do you say?

750
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:35,880
Speaker 3: What do you say to people when they want to

751
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,840
Speaker 3: like just ask you some shit that's really inappropriate or

752
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:39,239
Speaker 3: touch you?

753
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:39,759
Speaker 1: Or no?

754
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:48,239
Speaker 4: It's either it's either no, I do like a no

755
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,800
Speaker 4: thank you or none for me.

756
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:55,400
Speaker 2: I love it.

757
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 1: I love it.

758
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:58,560
Speaker 3: Okay, let's get to some questions. You guys got a

759
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 3: lot of questions, and I do appreciate you. Y'all got

760
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:02,960
Speaker 3: a lot of feelings. And where do you put them

761
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:04,240
Speaker 3: in there in the bowl?

762
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:08,320
Speaker 2: Oh god? At what point do I throw out my

763
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:09,280
Speaker 2: stained underwear?

764
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:11,520
Speaker 4: What?

765
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 2: Why the fuck?

766
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:15,279
Speaker 1: What kind of a stain are we talking about? No?

767
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 4: What?

768
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:18,440
Speaker 1: Thank you? Wait? Who this guy? This guy just just

769
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:22,400
Speaker 1: like yep, I hear you? Is a green with you?

770
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 1: Yeah he understands. Okay, so what were we talking about?

771
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 1: An animal? Vegetable? Mineral? Like? What kind of a stain

772
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:29,960
Speaker 1: are we talking about? Able?

773
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:34,920
Speaker 4: Is it like uh uh, your your period panties?

774
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 2: That my follow whip is?

775
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 1: I don't need to know?

776
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:42,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, none of that, No, thank you?

777
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:43,560
Speaker 4: None for me.

778
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:49,279
Speaker 1: I think if it's you're not going out underwear, then

779
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:55,400
Speaker 1: like you're sexy underwear. You know what I'm saying. Like,

780
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 1: if you have an underwear that has a stain it

781
00:39:57,160 --> 00:40:00,600
Speaker 1: looks like the shroud of Turn, then you should probably nerds.

782
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,319
Speaker 1: Then you should probably throw it away.

783
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:05,320
Speaker 3: Okay, here's the deal. If you have a stain or

784
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:07,640
Speaker 3: a hole, throw it away. You can go to Target

785
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:11,040
Speaker 3: and get like like five for twenty. Treat yourself just

786
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:13,439
Speaker 3: three for ten. Look you know what I mean, because

787
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:14,920
Speaker 3: then you're gonna look at it all the time.

788
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:15,839
Speaker 2: And be like, oh, what's the one?

789
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:16,160
Speaker 1: What the s?

790
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 2: No, just could throw them all away and he just

791
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:21,240
Speaker 2: gets you underwear.

792
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 4: Here's here's the deal. If you fucking die.

793
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:28,680
Speaker 1: Right, okay, go on and either if I die, if.

794
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:33,319
Speaker 4: You die soon, because we can die at any time.

795
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:34,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, and.

796
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 4: You got a drawer full of weird stained underwear, or

797
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 4: you're wearing the weird stained underwear.

798
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:45,279
Speaker 2: You don't want that that you don't want people to

799
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:46,439
Speaker 2: remember you that way.

800
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:49,759
Speaker 1: That's a good that's a valid point. Can you use

801
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:54,120
Speaker 1: them as cleaning rags? Though? Think about that when you

802
00:40:54,200 --> 00:41:01,719
Speaker 1: went home. Next question es what god, wow, how do

803
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:07,960
Speaker 1: I convince my husband to have a second child? Oh

804
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:08,479
Speaker 1: my god?

805
00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:10,479
Speaker 2: Oh this is not a question to me again.

806
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:11,920
Speaker 4: No children, no, thank you?

807
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:15,480
Speaker 1: Yeah. How do you convince someone to have a second child?

808
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 1: That's a great question.

809
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:17,320
Speaker 2: That's hard.

810
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:20,280
Speaker 1: I I don't know if there's a good time for anything,

811
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:21,279
Speaker 1: you know, So it's just like.

812
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:24,239
Speaker 2: Well, the time is now. Like if you have pep

813
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 2: in your step and breath in your body, this is

814
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:26,359
Speaker 2: your prime.

815
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:27,120
Speaker 1: You fucking do it.

816
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 3: The thing is, even when people are like, this should

817
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:31,839
Speaker 3: be a conversation before you get together. Some people don't

818
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:34,399
Speaker 3: want kids, and then they're with someone, they're like, oh shit, yeah,

819
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 3: you know, I see the future in your eyes.

820
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:38,319
Speaker 2: Here we are, you know what I mean?

821
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:40,680
Speaker 3: And so I feel like I would definitely bring in

822
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:43,399
Speaker 3: a therapist because I want to know what husband says

823
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 3: and feels. I want to know what you say and

824
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:49,439
Speaker 3: feel like it could work out. But you know, having

825
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:54,080
Speaker 3: a kid to fill a void is yeah, no, that's wild.

826
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:56,840
Speaker 3: You should like go to Alvin Ali and take a class.

827
00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:59,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, go to Alvin Alien. And just in general, if

828
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:01,759
Speaker 4: you're in a relationship, you should probably have a couple

829
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:06,239
Speaker 4: of seraphas. Anyway, Yeah, that part just on my deck.

830
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 3: That's right, because if some this is the last thing

831
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 3: I'll say. If something is going on in your relationship

832
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:16,359
Speaker 3: and it's already cracked, right, A kid is so much work.

833
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 3: You're just gonna put something very heavy on it and

834
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:19,319
Speaker 3: it'll break.

835
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,239
Speaker 4: M Well, that's the end of the show.

836
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:28,360
Speaker 1: Guys. We should question ask questions.

837
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:31,000
Speaker 4: I didn't know. I didn't know we were answering questions

838
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:31,480
Speaker 4: for real.

839
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:34,520
Speaker 2: Sorry, back to the.

840
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:41,759
Speaker 3: Oh, what's the best side? Hustle dash, low energy? What

841
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:46,480
Speaker 3: what take pictures of your feet and put them on OnlyFans? Now,

842
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:51,960
Speaker 3: now that being said, the market is flooded, So what

843
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:53,719
Speaker 3: can you do to.

844
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:57,120
Speaker 2: Make your feet special?

845
00:42:57,320 --> 00:43:00,640
Speaker 4: A puppet show Marcel the Shell is nominated tonight.

846
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:05,680
Speaker 2: Out here creative? What's the question, Jordan?

847
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 1: Should forty year old men do recreational LSD to help

848
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 1: with creativity? Should?

849
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:13,200
Speaker 4: What?

850
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:17,279
Speaker 1: Should forty year old men do recreational LSD to help

851
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:17,960
Speaker 1: with creativity?

852
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:23,840
Speaker 3: I think every white man over forty should do LSD,

853
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:27,680
Speaker 3: especially if they're making laws about people's bodies, mainly in

854
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:30,360
Speaker 3: let's stop, I.

855
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 2: Don't answer questions about men. I'm tired. Oh this is

856
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:38,160
Speaker 2: a cute question.

857
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:41,239
Speaker 3: At what age do I stop taking paper towels and

858
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:42,320
Speaker 3: lifthol wipes.

859
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:43,399
Speaker 2: From my mom's house when I visit?

860
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:44,440
Speaker 1: Never?

861
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:46,919
Speaker 4: Never, never, never ever.

862
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:48,600
Speaker 1: That's why she ad buys them.

863
00:43:48,719 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 4: So you come over, honor it, honor it, cherish it

864
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:57,399
Speaker 4: anything your mom ever gives you in a dumb ass

865
00:43:57,560 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 4: care pass.

866
00:43:58,600 --> 00:43:59,880
Speaker 1: Yes, these have.

867
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 2: No Yeah, I love it so much. Okay, let's see.

868
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:07,799
Speaker 4: Oh no, I got two questions the same.

869
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 3: Oh this is supplicated I'm twenty eight and gay.

870
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:18,960
Speaker 2: Congratulations that's me. It's my question. Never been in an

871
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 2: adult relationship?

872
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:21,320
Speaker 4: Good for you?

873
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 3: How do I navigate it? I just started dating the

874
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:27,600
Speaker 3: world's hottest guy.

875
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 1: Oh well, Airhorn, thank you, congratulations, very show us the

876
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 1: world's hottest guy.

877
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:45,399
Speaker 2: Show us this man look as a former hoe hoe

878
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:45,920
Speaker 2: and spirit.

879
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,880
Speaker 3: I will say, like, do it all so you're not

880
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 3: like completely focused on one person and just like really

881
00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:59,920
Speaker 3: enjoy the different parts of people. And then when you

882
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:02,680
Speaker 3: feel like, oh, I'm done talking to four to six

883
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:06,279
Speaker 3: people this month about my day and you want to focus.

884
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:09,840
Speaker 4: On one to two. That's nice.

885
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 2: Why are you looking at me like that?

886
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:13,880
Speaker 4: Then do that?

887
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:17,480
Speaker 2: But like, yeah, what is an adult relationship to you?

888
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:19,880
Speaker 3: Because I feel like a lot of my friends in

889
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:22,800
Speaker 3: their thirties and forties are dating and they don't know

890
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:25,640
Speaker 3: how to like just break it off with someone after

891
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:27,800
Speaker 3: one or two dates or like one or two hangouts.

892
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:30,800
Speaker 3: Like adult relationship is also like not ghosting someone and

893
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:33,480
Speaker 3: telling someone I'm not interested, you know what I mean?

894
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:37,239
Speaker 4: So the adult relationship is like really with yourself. I

895
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:40,520
Speaker 4: think we all have an idea when we're young, and

896
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:43,920
Speaker 4: especially like late twenties, early thirties about what an adult

897
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:46,239
Speaker 4: is supposed to be, what an adult is supposed to

898
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:50,600
Speaker 4: look like, what an adult relationship is. And I'm gonna

899
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 4: tell you you kind of always never really see yourself

900
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:58,320
Speaker 4: that way. You're always kind of cause plan and be like,

901
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 4: I'm a grown up, right, so you know, enjoy yourself.

902
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,759
Speaker 4: It's a you got the most energy you're ever gonna have.

903
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:09,480
Speaker 4: Enjoy the hottest man on earth.

904
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:14,200
Speaker 3: Also, you're a hot man too, so yeah, don't don't

905
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:16,440
Speaker 3: be giving him all your power and all your cookies

906
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 3: like you yeah, able to.

907
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:19,840
Speaker 1: I just I want to say this, I've never not

908
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:21,440
Speaker 1: been the hot one in a relationship.

909
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:22,879
Speaker 2: Oh god.

910
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,400
Speaker 1: But let me just say, oh god.

911
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:32,080
Speaker 6: That if if I if the peanut, if the shoe

912
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:35,759
Speaker 6: were on the other foot, I can imagine that you

913
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:38,640
Speaker 6: would be like tap dancing and making sure that they

914
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:41,520
Speaker 6: were really happy all the time, and that that can

915
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 6: cause a lot of stress.

916
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:45,920
Speaker 1: So just be yourself in all this as much as

917
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 1: you can be and know that you have. Even though

918
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:51,280
Speaker 1: you might not think you're as hot as this other person,

919
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:52,880
Speaker 1: you're attractive nonetheless.

920
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:56,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's chemistry. You talk. You're always a hot motherfucker.

921
00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:59,520
Speaker 4: You're always the hottest motherfucker in the room, in the

922
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:02,440
Speaker 4: relations ship, in the building, wherever the fuck you go.

923
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:06,560
Speaker 4: Everyone should feel.

924
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:09,319
Speaker 2: Like that all the time. And if you don't fake

925
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:12,160
Speaker 2: it till you make it, because you will get there at.

926
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:13,840
Speaker 3: A certain point, it'll be like you don't you just

927
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:15,920
Speaker 3: go walk in every room like fucking Billy Porter at

928
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 3: the Grammy and be like, what's.

929
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 4: All you standing there crying in the mirror and being like.

930
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:25,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, with like fringe on your hat, It'll be great. Okay.

931
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:28,879
Speaker 3: This actually leads into this question, at what point will

932
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:33,520
Speaker 3: I stop questioning a guy genuinely liking me and being

933
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:34,160
Speaker 3: kind to me?

934
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:37,279
Speaker 2: Hashtag jaded in New York City? Who is this bitch?

935
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 3: And can I motivoat you right away? Your worth does

936
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:46,200
Speaker 3: not depend on other people liking you.

937
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:51,759
Speaker 1: Ever, this person did not clap at that.

938
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:54,960
Speaker 4: He was like that.

939
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:02,120
Speaker 2: Valid man.

940
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:05,920
Speaker 3: Can I just say just practice getting off of Instagram?

941
00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:10,960
Speaker 3: Get off Instagram it's not fucking real, and just have

942
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:14,840
Speaker 3: some like real fucking connections with people, especially yourself.

943
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:17,759
Speaker 2: Yep, you know what I mean? Like whatever that is.

944
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:21,280
Speaker 2: And if you can just jerk off every.

945
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:28,279
Speaker 4: Day, yeah you may get wraw, but you know, get

946
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:31,400
Speaker 4: in there. You were you were talking earlier about liking yourself.

947
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 4: I just had a conversation tonight. I was like, there's

948
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:39,160
Speaker 4: a real difference between loving yourself and liking yourself. And

949
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:42,840
Speaker 4: I might not every day love all of the things

950
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:46,400
Speaker 4: about me, but I fucking like myself, yes, all the

951
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 4: fucking time.

952
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:49,000
Speaker 2: Yes, you know it's important.

953
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:52,000
Speaker 1: Do you like yourself every day? I like myself every day.

954
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:55,719
Speaker 1: I like myself a lot. Oh yeah, yeah, sometimes I

955
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:57,560
Speaker 1: like myself until it's raw, you know what I'm saying.

956
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:14,360
Speaker 4: No, No, I've never not wanted an airhorn to punctuate

957
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:14,799
Speaker 4: a sentence.

958
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:19,879
Speaker 2: Oh my god, we can't addle that. Jordan's okay, Oh

959
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:22,760
Speaker 2: my god, how is it gonna be? Please?

960
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:25,800
Speaker 1: Should I say for a house or focused on saving

961
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:29,120
Speaker 1: and spending my money on travel and making memories?

962
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:33,320
Speaker 4: Travel and make motherfucking memories. This country has sold you

963
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:35,920
Speaker 4: that you need to be living some sort of a

964
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:38,719
Speaker 4: life where you get married, you have a kid, you

965
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:41,239
Speaker 4: buy a house. That that is a thing to fucking do.

966
00:49:41,719 --> 00:49:44,680
Speaker 4: The thing is about you and your adventure and your

967
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:49,759
Speaker 4: journey and connection. Have a good fucking time, get out there.

968
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:54,319
Speaker 4: Travel experienced racism in other lands. It's not the same

969
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:57,120
Speaker 4: as here. You're not gonna know what to expect. You

970
00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 4: just want to go out and have a good time,

971
00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:01,719
Speaker 4: and people think you a sex worker, but you were

972
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:02,840
Speaker 4: just trying to have a good.

973
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:03,600
Speaker 2: Time in Italy.

974
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:08,880
Speaker 4: Wow, have a good fucking time so that you can

975
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,760
Speaker 4: come back and then decide if you want those things

976
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:17,520
Speaker 4: or not. Oh my god, I love it.

977
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:19,319
Speaker 2: Okay, we have time for one more.

978
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:23,480
Speaker 3: How has your relationship with your parents or siblings changed

979
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:24,759
Speaker 3: as you've gotten older.

980
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:30,040
Speaker 2: Well, I'm only child, so fuck everybody.

981
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 4: I'm not an only child, okay, and also fuck everybody.

982
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:40,800
Speaker 4: There's a point. I have an older brother, he's a

983
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:44,520
Speaker 4: piece of shit, and then my dad also a piece

984
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:47,120
Speaker 4: of shit. Yeah, my mom passed on, and at a

985
00:50:47,239 --> 00:50:51,200
Speaker 4: certain point in life I was like, I'm okay with

986
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:53,120
Speaker 4: you being a piece of shit. You just can't be

987
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 4: a piece of shit around me, you know. Yeah, Like

988
00:50:57,440 --> 00:51:01,879
Speaker 4: I feel like that deserves bigger applause and me an airhorn. Yeah,

989
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 4: I know.

990
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:03,360
Speaker 2: Boundaries.

991
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:07,439
Speaker 3: Boundary boundaries are a motherfucker because it is like a job,

992
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:10,040
Speaker 3: like you put in the time and still nothing's changed,

993
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:13,120
Speaker 3: so you're going to walk away. Yes, And I've always

994
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:16,319
Speaker 3: admired people like that. I've met in college, right out

995
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,719
Speaker 3: of college who just knew who their parents were, and

996
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 3: they're like, I'm good on it. And I'm like, damn,

997
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:22,319
Speaker 3: you know what I mean?

998
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:23,440
Speaker 2: That is so powerful.

999
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:26,680
Speaker 3: I don't think I really knew or accepted that my

1000
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 3: parents and I love each other, but we're just very

1001
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:30,400
Speaker 3: different and they'll never like understand me.

1002
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 2: So I was like thirty.

1003
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:36,000
Speaker 3: And that's because I was in love, and so I

1004
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 3: was like, oh my goodness, I'm I'm not a different

1005
00:51:39,239 --> 00:51:41,600
Speaker 3: person with my husband. I'm my most true ist self.

1006
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:44,960
Speaker 3: And he's like, why do you change? Why do you

1007
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:47,840
Speaker 3: diminish yourself? Why do you like, why are you not

1008
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 3: as loud and do the things that you.

1009
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:51,480
Speaker 2: Usually do around your parents.

1010
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:55,480
Speaker 4: I'm just like, that's a good ask question because anyone,

1011
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:59,759
Speaker 4: anyone that you get around and you notice yourself not

1012
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:03,040
Speaker 4: being full of yourself, whether it's your parents or not,

1013
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:06,359
Speaker 4: they gotta go, yeah, you gotta that's gotta end.

1014
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:08,200
Speaker 2: That's right, you know what. Let me just leave Jordan,

1015
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:09,040
Speaker 2: this is I'm.

1016
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:20,600
Speaker 1: No, I'm just kidding. I was just gonna say that.

1017
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:22,160
Speaker 1: The Japanese say that we were a different person in

1018
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:26,040
Speaker 1: every room that we enter. But oh God has.

1019
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:29,799
Speaker 2: God Jesus, I know, welcome to my world.

1020
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:31,800
Speaker 4: For me.

1021
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:37,480
Speaker 1: As I've aged father, uh and I have a much

1022
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:43,240
Speaker 1: more deeper respect for one another. My father now sees

1023
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:44,520
Speaker 1: me as a whole person.

1024
00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:48,840
Speaker 4: Do you see him also as a whole person? Story?

1025
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:52,040
Speaker 2: When he starts talking like Obama, I'm like, what is this?

1026
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:55,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, braiker than me. Now, he's weaker than

1027
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:58,399
Speaker 1: me now and I can defeat him. Do you see

1028
00:52:58,400 --> 00:52:58,799
Speaker 1: what I'm saying?

1029
00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:01,040
Speaker 4: So basically, and you can take them?

1030
00:53:01,239 --> 00:53:01,399
Speaker 6: Yes?

1031
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:04,840
Speaker 1: What I literally go could you hang them on a fence,

1032
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:10,319
Speaker 1: cyclone or wrought iron? Okay, so it depends, all right,

1033
00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:13,799
Speaker 1: But I literally go home, hug my dad and check

1034
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:18,080
Speaker 1: his shoulders every like every holiday, Sam, I don't.

1035
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:20,279
Speaker 4: Know if this is healthy? Yeah, this guy's dark.

1036
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:22,120
Speaker 1: Say it was healthy? You've asked?

1037
00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:26,120
Speaker 2: You know what's really fucking nice?

1038
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 3: The older you get, you realize like your friends are

1039
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:31,839
Speaker 3: your chosen family, and you're like, I'm a fuck with them.

1040
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:34,840
Speaker 3: They understand me. We can talk about it. There's no

1041
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:38,200
Speaker 3: fucking grudges for two years and ship and you know why.

1042
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:39,120
Speaker 4: Sometimes they're not.

1043
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:46,400
Speaker 2: Shit point counter points.

1044
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:54,080
Speaker 4: Sometimes those motherfuckers gotta go to Yes, what did you say?

1045
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:59,839
Speaker 4: Sometimes you gotta check their shoulders had a bar where

1046
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:02,400
Speaker 4: you I'll be like, it's tonight the night.

1047
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:07,239
Speaker 2: You know, while I have you here? Do you do

1048
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:08,279
Speaker 2: you like freestyling?

1049
00:54:08,719 --> 00:54:08,759
Speaker 1: No?

1050
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:15,960
Speaker 3: Okay, now, thank you, because I was gonna think you

1051
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:18,520
Speaker 3: want to answer a question and like freestyle, but that's

1052
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:20,279
Speaker 3: not a good thing to do.

1053
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:21,040
Speaker 2: Let me tell you.

1054
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:24,200
Speaker 4: Let me tell you if there's two things I fucking

1055
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:29,640
Speaker 4: hate about rap that uh people think anytime you're involved

1056
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:31,640
Speaker 4: in rap is one freestyling.

1057
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:35,439
Speaker 2: Leave me alone. I don't come to your.

1058
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:41,040
Speaker 4: Job and ask you to fucking type out some ship randomly.

1059
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:43,839
Speaker 1: To two.

1060
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:48,399
Speaker 4: I have this. I just started, uh writing this chapter

1061
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:50,880
Speaker 4: with my book called Don't Fuck Up My Funeral. And

1062
00:54:51,160 --> 00:55:00,239
Speaker 4: one of the rules is if anyone, anyone invites a beatbox, sir,

1063
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:07,680
Speaker 4: I will have a sniper positioned and ready.

1064
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:12,120
Speaker 2: Okay, stop it, stop spitting on people.

1065
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:13,759
Speaker 3: No one.

1066
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:19,279
Speaker 2: No one wants that. Okay, okay, no one. I will

1067
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:22,840
Speaker 2: call justin Timberlake and cancel my camera.

1068
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,640
Speaker 4: Doesn't need to cancel him. And is he still around?

1069
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:30,280
Speaker 2: No, he's not around. He's not around. He's Jessica problem.

1070
00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:31,080
Speaker 4: He is.

1071
00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:35,640
Speaker 2: He is less of just taking everybody down, one brown

1072
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:41,160
Speaker 2: titty at a time. So we asked, Oh, that's right,

1073
00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:44,680
Speaker 2: it's powerful. Oh you forgot.

1074
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:45,280
Speaker 4: I didn't.

1075
00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:48,440
Speaker 3: I did not the most beautiful every oh I've ever

1076
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:49,879
Speaker 3: seen during a halftime show show.

1077
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:53,000
Speaker 2: More So, we had all.

1078
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:57,480
Speaker 4: Been waiting to see that are Ona in a respectful

1079
00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:02,279
Speaker 4: way when she was ready to show it. My Woman's King,

1080
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:07,120
Speaker 4: is that the beginning of your of your Janet Jackson?

1081
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:11,120
Speaker 4: Can I ask you, yes, I won't freestyle, but if

1082
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:16,479
Speaker 4: you would end this segment with a short spoken word

1083
00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:21,879
Speaker 4: as you just did of Janet Jackson, scht Aiola called

1084
00:56:22,040 --> 00:56:23,240
Speaker 4: my woman King.

1085
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:25,160
Speaker 1: Yes, I'd hear it.

1086
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:27,839
Speaker 2: I feel like we would all do a little bit

1087
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:28,680
Speaker 2: of ad libs.

1088
00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:33,600
Speaker 4: Sure, are you ready? Yeah? Get ready to snap?

1089
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:54,160
Speaker 2: Short brown Brown took over the town. People were not ready,

1090
00:56:54,640 --> 00:57:01,919
Speaker 2: not ready, not ready, not ready. But I said, when

1091
00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:06,520
Speaker 2: we when will we did come together?

1092
00:57:07,239 --> 00:57:11,480
Speaker 4: Come together, love each other, love each other in respect, respect,

1093
00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:13,520
Speaker 4: my beautiful black queen.

1094
00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:15,680
Speaker 2: Black queen, black queen, black.

1095
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:19,120
Speaker 1: Queen, very gentle, gentle airhord.

1096
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:24,720
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, Justin said, I'm just kidding.

1097
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:30,040
Speaker 3: Okay, So we asked all our guests, Yeah, what is

1098
00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:31,840
Speaker 3: the most adult thing you want to do for yourself

1099
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:33,240
Speaker 3: this year that you haven't had a chance to do

1100
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:36,080
Speaker 3: and it can be anything, truly anything.

1101
00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:37,840
Speaker 4: Stop working for a few months.

1102
00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:39,160
Speaker 2: Wow.

1103
00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:44,960
Speaker 4: I planned that for last year and as we all know,

1104
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:48,680
Speaker 4: life be life in and I was like, okay, I

1105
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:50,800
Speaker 4: just got to make it through April, got to hand

1106
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:56,280
Speaker 4: everything in and from the end of April until next

1107
00:57:56,360 --> 00:58:01,280
Speaker 4: April nothing, I have nothing. I'm just gonna fucking be

1108
00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:04,400
Speaker 4: a person. I'm gonna trapes around the globe. I'm gonna

1109
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:06,959
Speaker 4: go to Italy. I'm gonna get some racism, I'm gonna

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00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:10,600
Speaker 4: get some pasta, I go to friends. I'm just gonna

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00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:15,760
Speaker 4: go fucking be a person. Yeah, yeah, I'm very excited.

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Speaker 2: I'm excited for you. She great everyone.

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00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:32,640
Speaker 1: Wow, what an experience. That was really cool.

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00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:35,240
Speaker 2: I know, mainly the poetry. I'm just kidding.

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00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:40,120
Speaker 3: I will never ask a rapper ever, ever, ever, ever,

1116
00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:42,240
Speaker 3: ever put me in my place.

1117
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:44,720
Speaker 2: You would have put me in my place. That was bad.

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00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:48,439
Speaker 3: I feel bad, but lesson learned. You know, the people

1119
00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:50,040
Speaker 3: that love to freestyle are the people that you never

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00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:51,920
Speaker 3: want to hear freestyle. It's sort of like the people

1121
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:55,200
Speaker 3: that are always naked in the locker room, or like

1122
00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:57,280
Speaker 3: never the people that you want to see naked, you

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00:58:57,360 --> 00:58:57,760
Speaker 3: know what I mean.

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00:58:58,040 --> 00:58:59,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I was about to say, like the

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Speaker 1: people on the nude beach.

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00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:04,200
Speaker 3: Like, yes, full of I don't want to break their confidence,

1127
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:07,800
Speaker 3: but like, do you have to be stretching and blow

1128
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:09,040
Speaker 3: drying your hair while you're naked?

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00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:09,840
Speaker 1: That's a lot.

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00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:14,640
Speaker 2: I'll even blow drying my hand naked alone in public.

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Speaker 1: You ain't wrong.

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00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:16,960
Speaker 2: Have you been to a nude beach?

1133
00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:19,640
Speaker 1: I've been to one on Matha's Vineyard.

1134
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:20,800
Speaker 4: I was on one.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, I didn't know it was a

1136
00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:25,840
Speaker 1: nude beach. I thought this alien was walking towards us.

1137
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:27,800
Speaker 1: But it was just like an old white dude who's

1138
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:33,720
Speaker 1: had a short torso, his legs were long. It was

1139
00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:37,600
Speaker 1: going off.

1140
00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:41,200
Speaker 3: My husband has apologized profusely. I don't know why he

1141
00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:48,840
Speaker 3: keeps bringing it up. It was not so you did

1142
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:50,360
Speaker 3: not know you were going to a nude beach.

1143
00:59:50,560 --> 00:59:51,960
Speaker 1: I didn't know it's on a new beach. I was like,

1144
00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:56,760
Speaker 1: somebody called the police, but did you get nude? I've

1145
00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:58,760
Speaker 1: never I'm a never nude.

1146
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:01,520
Speaker 2: Why why would you go to Thanksgiving dinner and not

1147
01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:02,040
Speaker 2: eat turkey?

1148
01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:04,360
Speaker 1: I don't I was just like, well, I wasn't prepared

1149
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:06,160
Speaker 1: in that moment. We had gone to see the lighthouse

1150
01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:08,320
Speaker 1: was like, oh the lighthouse, let's go down to the beach.

1151
01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:11,160
Speaker 1: So we got under the beach and then it's just

1152
01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:14,840
Speaker 1: nothing but dingers and doggers and like I didn't know.

1153
01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:22,520
Speaker 1: I was like, same, Zias, that's why I'm here. That's

1154
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:28,840
Speaker 1: they should have prepped you. You know, I had no

1155
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:30,520
Speaker 1: idea none.

1156
01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:33,920
Speaker 2: To this episode of adulting.

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01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:37,360
Speaker 3: Everybody, It's been brought to you by the Diggers and

1158
01:00:37,520 --> 01:00:39,200
Speaker 3: Doggers in March this vineyard.

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01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:41,640
Speaker 1: Thank you for keeping.

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01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:46,080
Speaker 3: Hope alive question Mark and uh, don't forget to wash

1161
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:46,640
Speaker 3: your hands and.

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01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:49,680
Speaker 2: Make sure to read the reviews of the beach before

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01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:51,400
Speaker 2: you go bye. Thank you so much.

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01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:57,200
Speaker 1: This has been an exactly right production.

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01:00:57,560 --> 01:00:59,320
Speaker 2: Our senior producer is g Holley.

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01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:01,560
Speaker 1: Our seeing a producer is Alex Chief.

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01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:03,920
Speaker 2: This episode was mixed by John Bradley.

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01:01:04,280 --> 01:01:05,720
Speaker 1: Our guest booker is Patrick Cottner.

1169
01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:08,280
Speaker 2: Additional production support from Hannah Kyle Crichton.

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01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:10,959
Speaker 1: Theme song and live show DJing is by Don will.

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01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:13,520
Speaker 2: Our live show producer is Marion Ways.

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01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:15,600
Speaker 1: Artwork by Jamie Bechtel.

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01:01:15,520 --> 01:01:17,840
Speaker 2: Photography by Gis vander Most.

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01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:21,840
Speaker 1: Executive produced by Karen kilgera Georgia Hardstar and Daniel Kramer.

1175
01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:24,520
Speaker 2: Follow the show on Instagram at adulting the Pod.

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01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:28,240
Speaker 1: Email your questions to Adulting Questions at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 3: Mmmm