WEBVTT - #336: Don't Be a Meme Machine 0:00:00.800 --> 0:00:05.040 Start Up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn. 0:00:04.680 --> 0:00:10.479 Boy, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start up Up. 0:00:10.600 --> 0:00:16.640 They making noise up, start Up, dot. 0:00:15.320 --> 0:00:21.240 Up, Episode three thirty six. It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast. 0:00:22.480 --> 0:00:27.480 Yes it is Hi, David Brody, Hello, Scary Jones. How 0:00:27.560 --> 0:00:29.560 you doing three three thirty six? 0:00:29.720 --> 0:00:33.160 It's a lot. Yeah, yeah, you know three plus three 0:00:33.240 --> 0:00:33.640 is six. 0:00:34.800 --> 0:00:38.120 I like when we bask in the afterglow of all 0:00:38.159 --> 0:00:42.200 the podcasts that we've done before this one oh, three 0:00:42.360 --> 0:00:46.440 thirty six. That was some journey that we've been on. 0:00:47.360 --> 0:00:50.040 Three hundred and thirty five podcasts under our belt. Ah, 0:00:50.120 --> 0:00:52.199 look at that. I like gacky to tell you. 0:00:52.360 --> 0:00:56.520 Yeah, I do a Marvel podcast which I'm doing later 0:00:56.600 --> 0:00:59.280 today to review and or you can look for that 0:00:59.360 --> 0:01:01.400 on Escape Network on YouTube. 0:01:01.400 --> 0:01:01.800 Anyway. 0:01:03.200 --> 0:01:04.840 The guy I do the podcast with his name is 0:01:04.880 --> 0:01:09.400 Christian and he has another podcast that he's that he does. 0:01:09.959 --> 0:01:12.040 He's up to episodes. I think he up to episode 0:01:12.040 --> 0:01:14.640 four ninety six, ninety five something like that. Yeah, he's 0:01:14.680 --> 0:01:16.640 gonna be celebrating his five hundred episodes soon. 0:01:17.280 --> 0:01:18.800 Wow, do you think we'll make it? Make it the 0:01:18.840 --> 0:01:19.400 five hundred? 0:01:20.080 --> 0:01:23.920 Not with your attitude me, I'm the one who's always 0:01:23.959 --> 0:01:25.560 bright eyed and bushytailed around here. 0:01:26.520 --> 0:01:29.440 Well, I'm the one that's bright, So I guess that's 0:01:29.000 --> 0:01:32.920 what you're you always have an axe to grind. I do. 0:01:33.040 --> 0:01:34.959 And speaking of which, I've got a new song to 0:01:35.000 --> 0:01:36.039 debut later in the show. 0:01:37.120 --> 0:01:42.840 Let me guess it's about me. No, it's about politics. 0:01:42.880 --> 0:01:44.560 I'm looking to upset half the audience, and of course 0:01:44.600 --> 0:01:47.720 it's about you. Okay, what did I do this time? 0:01:49.080 --> 0:01:52.280 It doesn't matter. We'll play this song later. Slices swear 0:01:52.280 --> 0:01:54.920 as I'm standing here right now. He didn't tell me 0:01:55.000 --> 0:01:57.000 about this. I had no idea this is coming. 0:01:57.040 --> 0:01:57.360 I know. 0:01:59.240 --> 0:02:01.360 No, I'm never gonna played for you. That's why I 0:02:01.360 --> 0:02:02.720 got this set up here. I can play it off 0:02:02.760 --> 0:02:04.560 my phone. What's the old days I had to send 0:02:04.600 --> 0:02:05.120 you the song? 0:02:05.240 --> 0:02:08.120 Yeah? Right, what's the song? What's the subject matter? 0:02:08.200 --> 0:02:11.079 Not telling you anything? Not telling you anything? It doesn't 0:02:11.120 --> 0:02:13.520 matter that the matter doesn't matter. No, I sang it 0:02:13.520 --> 0:02:17.000 myself with this golden voice. Yes, it's an AI created song, 0:02:17.040 --> 0:02:18.360 but it sounds it's it's terrific. 0:02:18.360 --> 0:02:19.080 I'm very proud of it. 0:02:19.960 --> 0:02:23.240 I am loving all the AI songs that are out 0:02:23.240 --> 0:02:26.840 there on Instagram, reels and tiktoks. We send each other back. 0:02:26.960 --> 0:02:28.560 We should have send them to each other back and forth. 0:02:28.560 --> 0:02:31.280 There they're great. Some of them are more clever than others. 0:02:31.840 --> 0:02:33.840 Well, mostly we send each other the ones that are 0:02:33.880 --> 0:02:37.200 AI songs. Of the nasty comments about the video the 0:02:37.240 --> 0:02:42.840 comment section comment section. AI songs are hysterical and did you. 0:02:42.919 --> 0:02:45.320 Believe you get the one I sent you today? Well? 0:02:45.360 --> 0:02:49.000 Yet last night with the guy uh has a face? 0:02:49.720 --> 0:02:50.640 Think about his face? 0:02:51.440 --> 0:02:54.560 Yet with the nose? No, no, no, no, the nostril 0:02:55.760 --> 0:02:56.720 say anything that one. 0:02:56.840 --> 0:03:00.799 Yeah, that's so sad that we can't even because half 0:03:00.840 --> 0:03:03.720 the they would offend half our audience. If some of 0:03:03.720 --> 0:03:06.360 the stuff that we exchange back and forth in our dms, i' 0:03:06.440 --> 0:03:08.880 my guy, it's like we should have a podcast based 0:03:08.880 --> 0:03:09.200 on that. 0:03:09.320 --> 0:03:11.200 But I don't think people would want to see that 0:03:11.360 --> 0:03:14.200 side of us because we have like a nasty humor. 0:03:14.639 --> 0:03:16.360 You know what's bad when like a third of the 0:03:16.360 --> 0:03:18.320 comments are like, I'm laughing, but I'm going to hell 0:03:18.360 --> 0:03:21.480 for this. Yeah, right, by the way, it doesn't get 0:03:21.480 --> 0:03:23.600 you out of help of saying that if there's a hell, 0:03:23.639 --> 0:03:25.240 and I don't know how it works, but you're like, 0:03:25.560 --> 0:03:26.480 I'm probably gonna go to hell. 0:03:27.400 --> 0:03:29.200 Yeah, I guess I guess. 0:03:28.960 --> 0:03:31.200 I think that makes them feel better about themselves for 0:03:31.480 --> 0:03:34.160 pasted it on to their friends. Because I mean, I 0:03:34.160 --> 0:03:37.560 don't know about you guys in your group slices, but 0:03:38.360 --> 0:03:41.760 do you send in appropriate reels back and forth to 0:03:41.800 --> 0:03:44.960 each other? Because I have a group of friends that 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:47.280 I do, and and I know there's some people that 0:03:47.360 --> 0:03:50.360 can tolerate certain things and other people I han't. 0:03:50.280 --> 0:03:53.720 So, but you all have that inappropriate price. So you 0:03:53.760 --> 0:03:56.520 watch a video, you're like, ooh, ooh, I shouldn't be 0:03:56.600 --> 0:03:59.400 laughing at that. That's offensive. But you're like, but it's fucking. 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:03.960 Fun, like eleven people right now, right, But so you 0:04:04.040 --> 0:04:06.880 know who the eleven are, but you also know who 0:04:06.960 --> 0:04:08.840 the three. You can't send it correct? 0:04:08.960 --> 0:04:12.160 Oh my god? Yes, oh yeah. Every reel that I 0:04:12.200 --> 0:04:16.680 send is curated. Yeah, because I think about it in 0:04:16.720 --> 0:04:18.560 my head. Do I really want to send this to 0:04:18.640 --> 0:04:21.520 that person? This person will get a laugh out of this, 0:04:21.520 --> 0:04:25.840 This one won't. Anything involving AI parodies and really inappropriate 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:30.440 shit and humor I always sent to Brody, right, but Scary. 0:04:30.160 --> 0:04:31.320 And I have to work on a rule. 0:04:31.400 --> 0:04:35.120 The rule is if there's five videos waiting that the 0:04:35.160 --> 0:04:38.080 other person sent you that you haven't watched yet. Yeah, 0:04:38.120 --> 0:04:39.720 you can't send them any more videos. 0:04:39.800 --> 0:04:42.360 I've fallen behind. Yeah, you've fallen behind. 0:04:42.440 --> 0:04:44.200 And I'm like, oh my god, I want I want Skater, like, 0:04:44.320 --> 0:04:46.680 I want his thoughts on that one. I send Scary 0:04:46.720 --> 0:04:49.520 a video which he finally watched, where it's a guy 0:04:49.560 --> 0:04:52.359 getting things thrown at him, and it was like me 0:04:52.680 --> 0:04:55.039 getting sent videos by my friend who keeps sending me videos. 0:04:55.120 --> 0:04:59.000 Yeah, the assembly line. 0:05:00.160 --> 0:05:01.160 Keep throwing shit at him. 0:05:01.160 --> 0:05:04.120 I'm like, that's you, that's me sending you reels because 0:05:04.320 --> 0:05:05.120 I can't keep up. 0:05:06.920 --> 0:05:08.400 The thing that gets me is the people in the 0:05:08.440 --> 0:05:11.719 comments who write, I don't find this funny. Nobody needs 0:05:11.760 --> 0:05:14.720 to know that. Yeah, just scroll, just take you figure, move, 0:05:15.560 --> 0:05:19.120 wipe this. This isn't funny yet it is. If you're 0:05:19.160 --> 0:05:22.160 not funny, you can't say something definitively is not funny. 0:05:22.360 --> 0:05:24.279 What you mean is it's not funny to you, and 0:05:24.320 --> 0:05:26.960 that's fine, But I don't care. Add something to the 0:05:27.000 --> 0:05:32.680 conversation or get the vue out right, much like our talkbacks. 0:05:33.720 --> 0:05:35.800 Add something to the conversation. Right. 0:05:36.320 --> 0:05:38.479 My guess is it showed up in your algorithm because 0:05:38.480 --> 0:05:39.920 deep down you like it. 0:05:40.360 --> 0:05:41.600 You don't want to admit you like it. 0:05:42.200 --> 0:05:44.200 But when the large person jumps on the slip and 0:05:44.240 --> 0:05:46.679 slide and goes a foot because they don't slip or slide, 0:05:47.000 --> 0:05:49.159 you're like, oh god, that's kind of funny. Yeah, but 0:05:49.200 --> 0:05:52.520 you're like, oh, I feel bad, but it's god funny. Listen, 0:05:53.000 --> 0:05:56.440 if you do something that's kind of funny, right and 0:05:56.480 --> 0:05:59.800 you post it, you know you're you're kind of saying like, 0:05:59.880 --> 0:06:03.480 I'd like feedback. That's a new thing now where people 0:06:03.600 --> 0:06:08.040 know that they're unattractive or very large, like they're looking 0:06:08.120 --> 0:06:09.120 for the they just wanted to. 0:06:09.200 --> 0:06:10.599 So they lean into it. 0:06:12.200 --> 0:06:14.599 Yeah, and they sit right because they know they're gonna 0:06:14.640 --> 0:06:18.800 get I don't care. They don't care about the comment section, right, 0:06:19.400 --> 0:06:21.880 And I'm fine with that. If you're comfortable enough to 0:06:21.880 --> 0:06:26.000 know that you're gonna get shit. Yeah, well you're fine 0:06:26.000 --> 0:06:28.760 with it, like that's fine. Like the other day, for 0:06:28.960 --> 0:06:30.080 what this happened to me? 0:06:30.680 --> 0:06:32.080 Oh, you put that picture up of you in a 0:06:32.080 --> 0:06:36.720 bathing suit? No, no, no, worse. Oh I'm actually I'm 0:06:36.720 --> 0:06:38.280 actually okay in a bathing suit these days? 0:06:38.320 --> 0:06:42.640 Remember a second quarter security? Yeah, although that jumping around video, that's. 0:06:42.520 --> 0:06:44.080 The one I'm talking about. You already know. 0:06:44.760 --> 0:06:47.800 So that was I already knew that I was gonna 0:06:47.800 --> 0:06:49.520 get craped for so in case you don't know what 0:06:49.520 --> 0:06:51.720 we're talking about. During the Elvis Strand Morning Show, we 0:06:51.760 --> 0:06:54.360 always have cameras on us, and there was a song 0:06:54.440 --> 0:06:56.599 that was on and it had like, you know me, 0:06:56.800 --> 0:06:58.800 I like my drummend bass, I like when there's a 0:06:58.800 --> 0:07:01.760 good beat drop, I like that techno shit. And all 0:07:01.800 --> 0:07:04.160 of a sudden, this EDM song had it was a 0:07:04.279 --> 0:07:06.680 David ghett I believe it was. Oh it was to 0:07:06.800 --> 0:07:09.800 the tune of It was the final countdown from Europe, 0:07:10.160 --> 0:07:15.000 the final Countdown to Okay, and it was a techno 0:07:15.080 --> 0:07:17.360 version that David Getta released and I'm like, this is 0:07:17.400 --> 0:07:21.120 a fucking banger. So we started playing it on the 0:07:21.120 --> 0:07:25.640 air and I start jumping around like a gorilla behind Elvis, 0:07:25.760 --> 0:07:32.120 dancing to her. Now about maybe three seconds into the dance. 0:07:32.680 --> 0:07:35.480 I'm realizing, oh shit, I'm not just on the radio. 0:07:35.560 --> 0:07:38.400 I'm actually on camera right now, and Deanna, who does 0:07:38.440 --> 0:07:41.680 our video stuff, is in the back capturing this. So 0:07:41.760 --> 0:07:44.560 I have a chance to stop right now, and then 0:07:44.560 --> 0:07:46.320 there won't be enough for a clip to put. 0:07:46.200 --> 0:07:47.640 Up online to go viral yep. 0:07:48.320 --> 0:07:51.040 Or I could lean into it and dance for the 0:07:51.040 --> 0:07:54.559 next thirty seconds like a gorilla, and I chose watching. 0:07:54.640 --> 0:07:57.880 I chose the latter, like no one's watching, didn't care. 0:07:59.280 --> 0:08:02.080 I was like jumping up and down all over the place, 0:08:02.200 --> 0:08:06.480 and behind Elvis. Elvis was like also probably playing it up. 0:08:06.360 --> 0:08:10.000 Like get away from me, get away like face palming. 0:08:10.360 --> 0:08:14.320 So pretty much, I chose that moment, Brody to not 0:08:14.400 --> 0:08:16.960 give a fuck about what people thought. I'm like, you 0:08:17.000 --> 0:08:19.760 know what, let this go online, let people say what 0:08:19.760 --> 0:08:20.440 they're gonna say. 0:08:20.600 --> 0:08:24.320 I'm gonna dance. And did you read the comments? Did 0:08:24.320 --> 0:08:25.440 you ignore them? 0:08:26.080 --> 0:08:29.920 I ignored them because I know people said some crazy shit. Yeah, 0:08:29.960 --> 0:08:31.720 I'm sorry, I know what. It was late at night, 0:08:31.840 --> 0:08:33.640 I was drunk. Did you read the comments? 0:08:34.520 --> 0:08:34.760 No? 0:08:34.800 --> 0:08:38.000 Well I wasn't drunk. No, because it was an instant story, 0:08:38.080 --> 0:08:38.839 so I can't see that. 0:08:38.920 --> 0:08:39.280 I didn't. 0:08:39.559 --> 0:08:41.520 I didn't see any direct messages. But and I also 0:08:41.520 --> 0:08:43.640 didn't look at the it's a real no, no, no, 0:08:43.679 --> 0:08:45.760 it's out there right now. It's they made it into 0:08:45.800 --> 0:08:47.840 a reel, so this is all. I saw it as 0:08:47.880 --> 0:08:49.640 your instat story. I didn't see it as a reel. 0:08:49.800 --> 0:08:51.959 I reposted it. That's how proud I was of it. 0:08:52.040 --> 0:08:55.079 Oh, I wouldn't look at the comments because what's gonna happen. 0:08:55.280 --> 0:08:57.559 People are gonna say positive things and I'll have to 0:08:57.559 --> 0:09:00.079 give them shit for that because they're they're lying, or 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:01.880 they're going to say negative things, and after we go 0:09:01.920 --> 0:09:03.360 after them and they're like, how's it going to look? 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:05.280 When the guy doesn't even work there anymore? Is like 0:09:05.320 --> 0:09:08.760 going after Skier. He's attackers. That's not my place. I 0:09:08.760 --> 0:09:11.560 don't look not my place. I do find it interesting 0:09:11.920 --> 0:09:15.000 that after I left the show is when they installed 0:09:15.040 --> 0:09:18.959 cameras at everybody's microphones and all over the studio. Oh well, 0:09:19.080 --> 0:09:21.200 thank god there were on cameras about to say. 0:09:21.280 --> 0:09:23.480 You would never you would never have liked that. You 0:09:23.520 --> 0:09:27.400 would have been miserable, right, yeah, do you know what 0:09:27.440 --> 0:09:27.760 that is? 0:09:27.960 --> 0:09:29.199 Oh? Yeah, Oh. 0:09:29.480 --> 0:09:32.880 I decided it's time to start video recording in addition 0:09:32.920 --> 0:09:35.319 to the audio we're recording right now. I figured that 0:09:35.720 --> 0:09:38.719 maybe want some video for some future for future purposes. 0:09:39.840 --> 0:09:41.960 Yeah, we're not going to post that. Are you trying 0:09:41.960 --> 0:09:43.480 to get a clip of me being as bad as you? 0:09:43.520 --> 0:09:44.959 And that dance clip? Because I'm not going to jump 0:09:45.000 --> 0:09:47.280 up and down and dance all right? 0:09:47.679 --> 0:09:50.319 If you want there to be no, we should record 0:09:50.360 --> 0:09:52.040 some video, right, do we want video? 0:09:52.920 --> 0:09:55.319 No? Oh we don't. Okay, all right, we don't. We'll 0:09:55.360 --> 0:09:56.600 move on. We'll move on, all right. 0:09:56.920 --> 0:09:59.000 So we were talking about people who send each other 0:09:59.400 --> 0:10:02.840 too many video and everybody. Most people have friends like 0:10:02.840 --> 0:10:06.040 that to send twenty videos. I told you last episode 0:10:06.080 --> 0:10:08.559 about Pete, the guy that. 0:10:08.559 --> 0:10:09.920 Came along to dinner. 0:10:10.960 --> 0:10:14.640 Pete was the undivided guests you were trying to you. 0:10:15.080 --> 0:10:17.600 You cared about the draft and what you write. 0:10:17.679 --> 0:10:20.000 And then Pete came along and I said Pete was 0:10:20.040 --> 0:10:22.720 a nice guy, not you know, nice enough guy in 0:10:22.920 --> 0:10:26.920 down the road. I'm sure we can be friendly animosity 0:10:27.320 --> 0:10:28.000 for Pete's sake. 0:10:29.120 --> 0:10:31.920 Haha. Well, here's the problem. 0:10:32.120 --> 0:10:36.640 So Pete that I told you about. Pete's not on 0:10:36.679 --> 0:10:41.120 social media. So if you're not on social media, you 0:10:41.200 --> 0:10:44.920 can't send memes and reels and TikTok videos to your friends. 0:10:46.760 --> 0:10:49.160 But if you have the phone number because you were 0:10:49.240 --> 0:10:53.079 part of a group chat, you can send text messages 0:10:54.160 --> 0:10:56.680 of memes that you think are funny. 0:10:56.920 --> 0:11:02.679 Okay, now, in our lives, if I see a funny meme, 0:11:02.760 --> 0:11:03.360 what do I do with it? 0:11:03.400 --> 0:11:03.960 What do you do with it? 0:11:04.040 --> 0:11:06.040 Can you see a funny meme. Oh, I send it 0:11:06.040 --> 0:11:07.960 on to everybody, to the whole group chat. But how 0:11:08.320 --> 0:11:12.640 how you text it? If it depends on where it's living. 0:11:12.679 --> 0:11:15.160 If it's living in Instagram, I just click the little 0:11:15.200 --> 0:11:17.920 airplane and I share it in Instagram. If it's a 0:11:17.960 --> 0:11:21.320 text message, I share it on text. Okay, I try 0:11:21.400 --> 0:11:25.120 not to cross pollinate. Okay, So a couple of things 0:11:25.200 --> 0:11:28.160 before I forget slices. I love when you see a 0:11:28.240 --> 0:11:30.280 video that you feel like, oh my god, Brody would 0:11:30.320 --> 0:11:33.199 love this video. But when you send me eight videos, 0:11:33.480 --> 0:11:35.960 I can't keep up and I feel bad. So just 0:11:36.000 --> 0:11:38.400 a reminder, send me that one or two that you 0:11:38.640 --> 0:11:40.160 love that you know I will love. 0:11:40.679 --> 0:11:42.760 But if it's just like oh boom boom, I can't 0:11:42.800 --> 0:11:44.520 keep up and then I feel then I get guilt. 0:11:44.679 --> 0:11:46.160 All right, So anyway, I. 0:11:46.120 --> 0:11:48.839 Have a few people like that in my dms. They 0:11:48.880 --> 0:11:51.560 send me too much and then I feel bad. I 0:11:51.600 --> 0:11:52.120 can't watch them. 0:11:52.240 --> 0:11:54.320 Oh yeah, and I want a lot of them because 0:11:54.360 --> 0:11:56.200 I respect your opinion of what you think I will like, 0:11:56.280 --> 0:11:57.040 but it's it's too much. 0:11:57.040 --> 0:11:57.319 Okay. 0:11:57.720 --> 0:11:59.760 So if you see I haven't so I comment on 0:11:59.760 --> 0:12:01.760 all the videos. I'll put a smiley face, a heart 0:12:01.920 --> 0:12:05.000 I'll give some kind of emoji. Okay, if I haven't 0:12:05.000 --> 0:12:07.800 given any feedback on the last seven videos you've sent, 0:12:08.240 --> 0:12:11.000 that's a that's a that's a hint to pause until 0:12:11.000 --> 0:12:13.760 I catch up, because I will eventually catch up. But 0:12:13.920 --> 0:12:15.520 if I have it, don't be like, oh he probab 0:12:15.520 --> 0:12:17.200 watched him, but he didn't comment. No, No, I will 0:12:17.200 --> 0:12:18.240 always let you know I watched him. 0:12:18.240 --> 0:12:19.520 Anyway. Back to Pete. 0:12:19.720 --> 0:12:23.840 So, Pete isn't on Instagram, we're not Facebook friends, he's 0:12:23.840 --> 0:12:25.960 not on Twitter with me. He's not on blue Sky 0:12:26.120 --> 0:12:28.920 or TikTok any other way he could send me stuff. 0:12:29.480 --> 0:12:33.000 So he sends them to me and my friend constantly 0:12:33.440 --> 0:12:37.480 memes memes all hours of the day, four or five 0:12:37.520 --> 0:12:41.360 a day. Yeah, he's the meme machine. The meme machine. 0:12:42.720 --> 0:12:44.439 That's my favorite wrestler back in. 0:12:44.400 --> 0:12:47.680 The eighties, the meme Machine. Yeah, meme Machine. So I 0:12:47.679 --> 0:12:47.920 don't know. 0:12:48.040 --> 0:12:50.560 I don't want to be rude, right, So I said 0:12:50.559 --> 0:12:53.280 to my friend, dude, what's up with meme Machine. He's like, well, 0:12:53.400 --> 0:12:55.320 he's not on social media like you are, So this 0:12:55.360 --> 0:12:56.400 is what normal people do. 0:12:56.600 --> 0:12:56.800 Huh. 0:12:56.880 --> 0:12:58.920 I said, yeah, but I've only I only met him once. 0:12:59.640 --> 0:13:02.080 I didn't sign up for a meme machine. I don't 0:13:02.080 --> 0:13:03.480 need to see funny memes. 0:13:03.600 --> 0:13:04.440 I got enough. 0:13:04.559 --> 0:13:06.959 The worst part of it is it's a push meaning, 0:13:06.960 --> 0:13:09.079 a text meaning you have to see if you get 0:13:09.040 --> 0:13:10.719 all alert every time one comes in. 0:13:10.960 --> 0:13:12.360 It's not like it vibrates. 0:13:12.440 --> 0:13:15.079 Yeah, at least with Instagram or you know, TikTok, you 0:13:15.080 --> 0:13:17.199 can kind of correct look at them and at your 0:13:17.320 --> 0:13:18.199 leisure when you. 0:13:18.240 --> 0:13:20.440 Decided to go get them correct. 0:13:20.520 --> 0:13:23.560 So I get a text message alert, I'm like, oh, okay, 0:13:23.679 --> 0:13:25.760 it's a group chat. So I'm like, oh, is it 0:13:25.800 --> 0:13:28.400 my friend or this guy Pete. I'm like, oh, it's Pete. 0:13:28.480 --> 0:13:32.320 He sent another meme a meme machine. He's mean machine. 0:13:32.440 --> 0:13:34.360 So I so my friend. 0:13:34.240 --> 0:13:35.599 Says, you got to put up with it. That's just 0:13:35.600 --> 0:13:36.800 the way he is. He likes you know, he thinks 0:13:36.800 --> 0:13:38.640 you're funny, and he's trying to send you funny stuff. 0:13:38.960 --> 0:13:41.640 I go, that's great, but then he needs to be funny. 0:13:42.520 --> 0:13:45.920 Sending me a meme that somebody else wrote, Okay, but 0:13:46.000 --> 0:13:47.520 I put it in my Instagram. 0:13:47.600 --> 0:13:49.719 Send me a link. I just I can't take the 0:13:49.760 --> 0:13:51.920 text messages. I can't not like over and over and 0:13:52.000 --> 0:13:53.800 over again. Plus you know, no one's on my schedule. 0:13:54.200 --> 0:13:57.080 I'm sleeping late. So he says, send me memes at 0:13:57.160 --> 0:14:03.920 nine o'clock in the morning, and I'm like, oh, another 0:14:03.960 --> 0:14:04.720 meme from Pete. 0:14:04.840 --> 0:14:07.360 So I'm on A can't. I can't. I can't. If 0:14:07.360 --> 0:14:09.400 I mute him, it'll be obvious that I'm not that 0:14:09.480 --> 0:14:10.880 I'm you know, I'm on. I'm on. 0:14:11.040 --> 0:14:14.280 I'm on a threat with Scotty B. It's just Scotty 0:14:14.360 --> 0:14:17.960 B from The Big Show and me and a third person. 0:14:18.760 --> 0:14:22.160 And this third person once once again, similar to the 0:14:22.160 --> 0:14:26.480 meme machine, does not have social media, gets these memes, 0:14:26.800 --> 0:14:32.200 thinks they're funny, and then we'll just group chat Scotty 0:14:32.280 --> 0:14:35.400 and me once a week. Once a week is fine, 0:14:36.160 --> 0:14:40.280 every day, two or three a day. Yeah, this guy, Yeah, 0:14:40.320 --> 0:14:40.760 that's him. 0:14:41.520 --> 0:14:43.840 How okay, this guy that's on your group chat? Yes? 0:14:44.480 --> 0:14:48.120 How long you actually know? Okay? So he's an acquaintance. 0:14:48.800 --> 0:14:54.840 He we know him for about I want to say 0:14:55.280 --> 0:15:00.360 about maybe ten years okay, but that's but he's an 0:15:00.360 --> 0:15:05.400 acquaintance Brody. And the reason why Scotty and I got 0:15:06.000 --> 0:15:08.680 put on this thread with him was because we were 0:15:08.880 --> 0:15:11.440 at an event somewhere on the same day and it 0:15:11.520 --> 0:15:15.480 was the three of us and we had one random 0:15:15.560 --> 0:15:19.200 conversation the three of us, and I guess he felt, oh, 0:15:19.320 --> 0:15:22.680 let's start a group chat the three of us now, 0:15:23.400 --> 0:15:25.600 truth be told. I love Scotty beat to death, but 0:15:26.080 --> 0:15:29.240 on a normal day, you know, we don't really talk 0:15:29.360 --> 0:15:32.160 like non stop on text message. Right, So now I'm 0:15:32.280 --> 0:15:34.200 tied in on a text with this guy that I 0:15:34.360 --> 0:15:38.040 rarely speak to with Scotty. And then Scotty and I 0:15:38.080 --> 0:15:41.280 sometimes side bar each other like, all right, is this 0:15:41.320 --> 0:15:42.280 guy done yet? 0:15:42.360 --> 0:15:44.120 I mean, was that really funny? Was that necessary? 0:15:44.200 --> 0:15:46.200 But we don't have the heart to tell him that 0:15:46.440 --> 0:15:48.400 this is just an added noise in our life. 0:15:49.640 --> 0:15:51.000 Yeah, same thing. But here's the thing. 0:15:51.320 --> 0:15:53.680 You know this guy ten years right, Yeah, that is 0:15:53.960 --> 0:15:58.760 nine point nine to eight more years than I know Pete. 0:16:00.680 --> 0:16:02.520 I met Pete once, So what are you gonna do? 0:16:02.520 --> 0:16:04.040 You're gonna tell us to say something to Pete about 0:16:04.080 --> 0:16:05.880 are you gonna dress it? Well? 0:16:05.920 --> 0:16:07.600 I went to dinner with my friend last night, the 0:16:07.600 --> 0:16:11.680 one who invited Pete. We went to dinner and I said, uh, 0:16:11.720 --> 0:16:14.760 when he showed up, I said, oh, no surprise guests 0:16:14.760 --> 0:16:15.160 this time. 0:16:16.360 --> 0:16:17.840 He'said, what do you mean? I go, Well, last time 0:16:17.880 --> 0:16:19.160 you invited Pete? 0:16:19.280 --> 0:16:21.720 So I was wondering which of you many friends, I 0:16:21.720 --> 0:16:23.120 don't know who's going to come to this dinner. 0:16:23.760 --> 0:16:26.320 He's like, aha, I go, is he is Pete? Okay? 0:16:26.800 --> 0:16:28.480 He said, why do you ask? I said, because I 0:16:28.480 --> 0:16:30.080 didn't get any memes today. I want to make sure 0:16:30.080 --> 0:16:35.280 he's okay. He's like, you're a wise as. I go, yeah, yes, 0:16:35.320 --> 0:16:37.840 that's why we're friends. My friends are wisess also, so 0:16:37.920 --> 0:16:39.560 I hope Pete's okay. Shout out Pete. 0:16:40.040 --> 0:16:43.160 But a couple of days without memes, I've been good, yeah, 0:16:45.280 --> 0:16:50.960 with Bertie and Scary. So well, by the way, why 0:16:51.000 --> 0:16:52.840 are you in a rush today? You, of all people 0:16:52.840 --> 0:16:54.720 want to get started with you, like, what's going on? 0:16:54.880 --> 0:16:55.360 I know? 0:16:55.520 --> 0:16:57.200 Well, first of all, well the big I told you 0:16:57.200 --> 0:16:59.040 I have a podcast at four o'clock today, all right, 0:16:59.640 --> 0:17:00.680 and we. 0:17:01.280 --> 0:17:03.200 Know which one pays the bills, and that's this one. 0:17:04.400 --> 0:17:07.119 That's correct. But the other one's fun, not that this 0:17:07.160 --> 0:17:10.080 one is. Oh really, it's like that, huh. 0:17:09.520 --> 0:17:10.960 No, the other one is also fun. 0:17:11.920 --> 0:17:14.359 So I do that one with different friends because you 0:17:14.359 --> 0:17:17.040 don't know anything about Star Wars or Marvel, and we 0:17:17.119 --> 0:17:21.080 do a Marvel and Disney. 0:17:21.119 --> 0:17:24.640 Podcast star Wars. So that's that's the nerd herd. 0:17:25.320 --> 0:17:27.120 Yeah, and I will tell you if you're a Star 0:17:27.160 --> 0:17:30.240 Wars fan, the TV show and or which it just released, 0:17:30.240 --> 0:17:31.200 it's finished releasing. 0:17:31.200 --> 0:17:34.439 Its second season is a masterpiece. It is. 0:17:34.520 --> 0:17:39.720 It is epically good, like ridiculously fantastic. Season one was tremendous. 0:17:39.960 --> 0:17:41.240 Season two might be even better. 0:17:41.880 --> 0:17:44.520 So good. So we'll be talking about that four o'clock. 0:17:45.000 --> 0:17:45.400 So good. 0:17:45.480 --> 0:17:49.320 That's on your Geekscape search for a Geekscape network on YouTube. 0:17:49.400 --> 0:17:51.240 And again, if you don't watch it live, it lives 0:17:51.320 --> 0:17:51.879 up there forever. 0:17:52.560 --> 0:17:53.359 Hey I got a question. 0:17:54.200 --> 0:17:56.480 Yes, I probably have an answer. I still got a 0:17:56.520 --> 0:17:58.960 song coming up soon. Oh I can't you know what 0:17:59.320 --> 0:17:59.960 scratch my Qut? 0:18:00.400 --> 0:18:03.080 No, no, I want to heat questions. 0:18:03.119 --> 0:18:05.640 I want to comment on it. No, no, you'll get 0:18:05.640 --> 0:18:07.560 to comment on it. But do your question for us? 0:18:08.680 --> 0:18:12.760 Do you think that the way we dance is generational? 0:18:13.920 --> 0:18:18.080 And here's and not talking about dance moves like you know, 0:18:19.240 --> 0:18:23.600 you know, break dancing or the robot or the you 0:18:23.600 --> 0:18:29.440 know or the meshed potato. What I mean the way 0:18:30.119 --> 0:18:36.959 we dance Because my cousin Nicole, who's a teacher, said 0:18:37.400 --> 0:18:42.199 that gen X has a specific way of moving on 0:18:42.240 --> 0:18:45.440 the dance floor. Again, when I talk about organized moves 0:18:45.520 --> 0:18:48.680 or dances that are predetermined, talking about you know, the 0:18:48.680 --> 0:18:51.199 moves that we do and the way we move. So 0:18:52.200 --> 0:18:55.440 for instance, like you do the lip bite, no gen 0:18:55.760 --> 0:18:59.439 X apparently dances with their hands in the air like 0:18:59.480 --> 0:19:01.359 they just don't ca'n't catch or like a lot of 0:19:01.359 --> 0:19:03.600 songs encourage that, a lot of raising of the roof, 0:19:04.119 --> 0:19:06.399 the roof, the roof, the roof is on all that stuff. 0:19:06.600 --> 0:19:11.200 But so if you're if you're dancing with your hands 0:19:11.240 --> 0:19:14.760 in the air or pushing up or fist pumping, apparently 0:19:14.800 --> 0:19:18.680 your gen X because just by seeing the person dance, 0:19:19.200 --> 0:19:23.199 because your hands will be up. Whereas also when they 0:19:23.240 --> 0:19:25.639 can plain at their shoulders hard afterwards, their gen X. 0:19:26.160 --> 0:19:26.520 There's that. 0:19:27.119 --> 0:19:31.120 But millennials are not even millennials gen z. They say, 0:19:31.240 --> 0:19:35.359 dances with their hands at eye level, like they'll push 0:19:35.480 --> 0:19:39.919 out almost like personal space, give me my personal space. 0:19:40.720 --> 0:19:43.760 But they dance like this like at eye let like 0:19:43.800 --> 0:19:46.720 their hands and their arms or at eye level. So 0:19:46.720 --> 0:19:48.960 if they're gonna do they wouldn't do a full on 0:19:49.520 --> 0:19:51.520 pump or raise the roof. If it's that they give 0:19:51.560 --> 0:19:54.119 you like the people's elbow or something I don't know. 0:19:54.240 --> 0:19:54.800 You have a question. 0:19:54.840 --> 0:19:57.800 You have a question, So what you don't see? Guys, 0:19:57.800 --> 0:20:00.119 it's scary as re enacting what he's saying. He he's 0:20:00.520 --> 0:20:04.040 he's acting out the dance moves he's describing, and he's like, look, 0:20:04.320 --> 0:20:07.680 they do their hands at eye level, but his hands 0:20:07.720 --> 0:20:08.280 are by. 0:20:08.119 --> 0:20:10.960 His boobs as he's doing that. Well that's the eye level. 0:20:11.200 --> 0:20:12.960 Eye levels up. He is scary. You know what. 0:20:13.000 --> 0:20:14.720 You know what I level means the level of your 0:20:14.720 --> 0:20:17.760 eyes or no, eye level is many level and below 0:20:17.840 --> 0:20:20.600 and like by your chest. But they dance what you said? 0:20:20.640 --> 0:20:23.960 Okay, well either way, yeah, I guess. So I think that. 0:20:24.280 --> 0:20:27.080 Do you think dancing is generational like that? Or is 0:20:27.080 --> 0:20:30.320 my cousin smoking smoking crack? No, everybody in the fifties 0:20:30.400 --> 0:20:33.960 was doing the twist. It was they were gyrating their hips. 0:20:33.960 --> 0:20:35.919 It was more about that then. Nobody was gyrating their 0:20:35.960 --> 0:20:38.080 hips when we were learned growing up. 0:20:39.080 --> 0:20:41.560 So if I don't, I don't want to give my age. 0:20:41.720 --> 0:20:44.600 So if I'm out somewhere, I don't want it to 0:20:44.640 --> 0:20:47.199 be like, oh my god, that that guy right there that. 0:20:48.680 --> 0:20:50.400 You think people look at you and they can't tell 0:20:50.400 --> 0:20:52.720 how old you are until you dance is that what 0:20:52.840 --> 0:20:53.320 you're going with. 0:20:53.680 --> 0:20:56.840 I think they may give me credit as being young younger. 0:20:57.000 --> 0:21:00.000 You think you think you're a millennial. I could be 0:21:00.119 --> 0:21:05.280 late millennial. Yeah, millennials. The oldest millennials are now like 0:21:05.320 --> 0:21:12.440 in their early forties. I could absolutely early. I could 0:21:12.440 --> 0:21:14.960 pass for like late thirties on a good night, if 0:21:15.000 --> 0:21:17.840 she's drunk enough, if no, you kidding me, If I 0:21:17.880 --> 0:21:20.960 get enough sleep, if I get enough sleep, if I 0:21:21.000 --> 0:21:22.879 get if I rest all day and I take a 0:21:22.920 --> 0:21:25.080 shower and I shave, and I do my hair up, 0:21:25.320 --> 0:21:30.080 and I'm feeling good and I'm relaxed, I could. And 0:21:30.480 --> 0:21:34.640 the lighting is low, I could pass in this photoshop. No, no, 0:21:34.760 --> 0:21:38.440 in person, I could. I can pass myself off as 0:21:38.720 --> 0:21:40.920 being in my late thirties. I've been mistaken for being 0:21:40.920 --> 0:21:43.600 in my late thirties. Now right now, I look and 0:21:43.640 --> 0:21:47.160 feel like ass because it's three o'clock in the afternoon. 0:21:47.680 --> 0:21:50.760 I've been up since four AM. Yeah, I took a 0:21:50.800 --> 0:21:55.119 shower at five. I just I'm dirty. I'm like whatever, 0:21:55.160 --> 0:21:57.200 I'm disheveled. I haven't shaved in a couple of days. 0:21:57.240 --> 0:21:58.720 My hair's a mess. 0:21:59.119 --> 0:22:01.320 Fucking look about sixty five, and we're in a Ratty 0:22:01.359 --> 0:22:04.159 T shirt. I'm like zero foks given right now? So 0:22:04.280 --> 0:22:04.800 right now? 0:22:04.840 --> 0:22:08.640 You want and you wanted to do video today? Not necessarily, 0:22:09.359 --> 0:22:11.119 Yeah you should read you should the good thing. We 0:22:11.160 --> 0:22:15.159 rethought that. No, but I feel that I can be No, 0:22:16.000 --> 0:22:18.640 I could be mistaken for a forty year old. 0:22:20.240 --> 0:22:23.560 Buying a seven year old even though I'm fifty one. No, 0:22:23.600 --> 0:22:26.160 I've mistaken you for thirty. Is a thirty year old 0:22:26.200 --> 0:22:28.399 mistaken you for thirty? Have we had this conversation on 0:22:28.440 --> 0:22:29.320 the podcast before. 0:22:29.920 --> 0:22:31.440 I don't know, But let me ask a question. Who's 0:22:31.480 --> 0:22:33.879 mistaken you for thirty? A thirty year old or a 0:22:33.880 --> 0:22:35.800 five year old? No, a twenty year old, twenty four 0:22:35.920 --> 0:22:36.359 year old? 0:22:36.760 --> 0:22:40.560 Oh, because today everybody looks older. Maybe they don't know age. 0:22:41.280 --> 0:22:42.960 A twenty year old, you could be fifty, you could 0:22:42.960 --> 0:22:43.320 be thirty. 0:22:43.560 --> 0:22:44.120 You're just old. 0:22:44.200 --> 0:22:46.119 No, I just have I don't have. I don't have 0:22:46.119 --> 0:22:49.600 the mileage on me that someone has. We've talked about 0:22:49.600 --> 0:22:52.320 this part of it right on the podcast. But how 0:22:52.840 --> 0:22:56.560 you know when you have you know, kids, there's mileage. Yeah, 0:22:56.560 --> 0:22:57.800 we've done this before. Yeah. 0:22:57.840 --> 0:22:59.600 So yeah, so I feel like because I look older 0:22:59.600 --> 0:23:00.600 because they kids. 0:23:01.400 --> 0:23:03.639 Yet didn't we discuss this here or was it a 0:23:03.640 --> 0:23:04.280 different podcast. 0:23:05.480 --> 0:23:07.920 Well, yeah, no, in a nutshell. 0:23:08.400 --> 0:23:12.760 My my hypothesis is that I have less mileage on 0:23:12.800 --> 0:23:17.240 me because I have less anxiety, less stress. Why because 0:23:17.680 --> 0:23:20.159 I never got married. I live alone, I make my 0:23:20.200 --> 0:23:22.960 own decisions, everything's at ease, and I don't have any kids. 0:23:23.520 --> 0:23:26.880 So your theory is and I therefore I come off 0:23:26.880 --> 0:23:27.439 as younger. 0:23:27.720 --> 0:23:31.040 Having a wife and kids is stressful and adds to 0:23:31.080 --> 0:23:33.159 your your poor health. 0:23:34.600 --> 0:23:36.280 Now then I'm thinking about it. We have not had 0:23:36.280 --> 0:23:39.520 this conversation on this podcast. Yes, I feel like we have. Yes, 0:23:39.560 --> 0:23:41.800 I feel like, yes, I have I feel like we 0:23:41.840 --> 0:23:44.640 have Yes. I feel that way. I feel that if 0:23:44.640 --> 0:23:49.920 you like you, Brody, you know, but there's other people 0:23:49.920 --> 0:23:50.119 that you. 0:23:51.920 --> 0:23:54.560 Have three kids, but they don't. They don't provide an 0:23:54.560 --> 0:23:55.520 ounce of stress to me. 0:23:56.560 --> 0:23:59.119 Yeah, I look at you, but yeah, I feel that 0:23:59.240 --> 0:24:03.080 as a result of me not having been put through 0:24:03.119 --> 0:24:03.560 the ringer. 0:24:04.640 --> 0:24:07.360 Yeah, but also listen, my kids are fantastic and bring 0:24:07.359 --> 0:24:09.560 me a ton of joy as well, and you don't 0:24:09.560 --> 0:24:13.280 have that either. So oh, I got joy. I got, 0:24:13.520 --> 0:24:15.480 I got I got the joy of not having you got. 0:24:15.320 --> 0:24:17.400 You got you got you got joy? Dish washing the jersey. 0:24:17.520 --> 0:24:20.000 That's the dish under you sink. That's what you got. 0:24:20.040 --> 0:24:23.920 I have. I'm enjoyed. I'm enjoyed. No, but you don't 0:24:23.920 --> 0:24:25.720 feel that way, Well you don't. 0:24:25.800 --> 0:24:27.520 There's other people in your life that don't have a 0:24:27.520 --> 0:24:30.119 wife and kids, and I wouldn't say, look thirty all right? 0:24:30.240 --> 0:24:33.360 Sex on the way, Dave, how old does he look? 0:24:34.480 --> 0:24:37.560 M Yeah he could pass for like forty six. 0:24:37.840 --> 0:24:42.120 Yeah he's how old is he's fifty five? Oh shit? 0:24:42.200 --> 0:24:43.840 Yeah he looks good. It's a lot of sex. I 0:24:43.880 --> 0:24:47.400 guess that helps. I don't know. I I do think 0:24:47.480 --> 0:24:48.200 it plays a part. 0:24:48.320 --> 0:24:51.960 I think stress and anxiety play a part in your age, 0:24:52.320 --> 0:24:54.680 the way you appear. Yeah, but I don't think that's 0:24:54.880 --> 0:24:58.280 from a wife and kids. So togical question. 0:24:58.400 --> 0:25:00.199 Lots of people that are happily married that don't have 0:25:00.200 --> 0:25:01.400 stress from their wife and kids. 0:25:01.480 --> 0:25:03.639 If I'd like to disguise my age on the dance floor, 0:25:03.680 --> 0:25:05.440 I'm not gonna dance with my hands in the air 0:25:05.440 --> 0:25:07.560 like I just don't care. I'm gonna try and do 0:25:07.640 --> 0:25:09.040 some moves at. 0:25:08.920 --> 0:25:10.160 Eye let eye level hands. 0:25:10.160 --> 0:25:13.200 I level hands, all right, because but it's a thing 0:25:13.600 --> 0:25:16.120 I told my kid, are you gonna do the cabbage patch? 0:25:16.200 --> 0:25:18.320 Because that's that's the hands are in the same area 0:25:18.359 --> 0:25:19.440 basically as you're talking about. 0:25:19.440 --> 0:25:22.000 I guess I don't know. But my cousin, but listen, 0:25:22.080 --> 0:25:25.080 she's a high school teacher. She she's onto all the trends. 0:25:25.080 --> 0:25:27.160 But that's what her kids tell her in her class. 0:25:27.840 --> 0:25:28.920 But don't you think people. 0:25:28.760 --> 0:25:30.720 Will see you going look at that that gen X 0:25:30.760 --> 0:25:33.520 are trying to trying to dance young? I mean, isn't 0:25:33.520 --> 0:25:37.400 it the same as like where trying to dance like, dude, 0:25:37.400 --> 0:25:39.320 look at the old dude trying to dance young. You 0:25:39.359 --> 0:25:41.840 can't dance young if people if you dance young around 0:25:41.840 --> 0:25:42.600 twenty year olds. 0:25:42.400 --> 0:25:44.120 But like, look at it at all. 0:25:44.200 --> 0:25:46.480 I'm questioning the fact that it's even a thing because 0:25:46.520 --> 0:25:49.240 I think that young kids didn't they throw their hands 0:25:49.240 --> 0:25:49.680 in the air. 0:25:50.160 --> 0:25:53.280 No, maybe they don't. I don't know how true. 0:25:55.200 --> 0:25:57.280 I'm trying to think about the times I've seen my 0:25:57.359 --> 0:26:00.119 kids dance. I don't recall them putting their hands in 0:26:00.160 --> 0:26:02.479 the air. I don't, I don't know, I don't know. 0:26:02.600 --> 0:26:08.800 All right, just food for thought my podcast. We will 0:26:08.880 --> 0:26:12.760 be right back. You were saying something before the commercial break. 0:26:12.600 --> 0:26:14.080 Sorry, what hold on, hold on, let me look at 0:26:14.119 --> 0:26:17.720 let me get these gen X is nineteen what five 0:26:17.880 --> 0:26:19.639 to what years were millennials? No? 0:26:20.119 --> 0:26:23.320 Hold on, hold on, well here we're gen Z born 0:26:23.840 --> 0:26:27.439 nineteen ninety six and beyond. Oh, gen Z is ninety 0:26:27.440 --> 0:26:31.199 seven to twenty twelve. That's correct, all right, So my 0:26:31.320 --> 0:26:34.560 kids are My kids are gen Z, although I will 0:26:34.600 --> 0:26:39.400 tell you that one, maybe two of them will deny that. 0:26:40.040 --> 0:26:46.479 Oh, they're going to tell you that millennials, yeah why. 0:26:44.840 --> 0:26:48.040 Because they think gen Z is not a generation they'd 0:26:48.080 --> 0:26:49.240 like to advertise being. 0:26:49.400 --> 0:26:50.920 Ooh, I want to be the fly on the wall 0:26:50.960 --> 0:26:53.000 when you break it to them that they are actually 0:26:53.040 --> 0:26:53.439 gen Z. 0:26:53.640 --> 0:26:56.000 And let's see if they flip. This is one of them. 0:26:56.000 --> 0:26:58.520 I think one of them think, well, you know what, 0:26:58.560 --> 0:27:00.120 I gotta be honest with I don't want first of all, 0:27:00.119 --> 0:27:01.120 I don't want to quote my kids. 0:27:01.200 --> 0:27:03.640 It's their lives and their opinions. But I think one 0:27:03.640 --> 0:27:06.480 of them, yeah, being a gen Z or jen why 0:27:06.600 --> 0:27:08.600 is not an opinion, it's a fact. It's it's a 0:27:08.640 --> 0:27:13.439 it's a mathematical gen Why is millennial? Right? That is correct? Yeah? 0:27:13.600 --> 0:27:16.080 All right? So hold on, what years are millennials born? 0:27:16.119 --> 0:27:18.800 Let's see that we already know nineteen eighty to nineteen 0:27:18.840 --> 0:27:19.600 ninety six. 0:27:20.160 --> 0:27:23.440 Eighty one to ninety six. Okay, there, so my kids 0:27:23.480 --> 0:27:27.880 aren't millennials, all right, They're not. Oh, you gonna break 0:27:27.960 --> 0:27:28.960 break their hearts today? 0:27:29.560 --> 0:27:31.560 No, I don't, no, no, I'm not gonna no. I 0:27:31.560 --> 0:27:34.959 don't remember which one have a debate, get into a fight. 0:27:34.960 --> 0:27:35.959 I just remember. No. 0:27:35.960 --> 0:27:37.960 No, I remember one of them saying that they did 0:27:37.960 --> 0:27:41.160 not want to be part of the generation, that they. 0:27:41.040 --> 0:27:46.639 Were bad, so sad. They are too bad, so sad. 0:27:48.680 --> 0:27:51.399 Hey, speaking of which, you know, there's an ex football player. 0:27:51.400 --> 0:27:55.159 He was played mostly for the Jets, the Bengals, and 0:27:55.200 --> 0:27:58.199 the Arizona Cardinals, or the same whenever they played with them, 0:27:58.200 --> 0:28:02.119 the Cardinals. Maybe they're saying Lewis Cardinals anyway. Uh, you 0:28:02.160 --> 0:28:04.560 know Boomer Siason. He's a legend in New York. Played 0:28:04.560 --> 0:28:08.240 for the Jets's quarterback left hand and he's now he's 0:28:08.280 --> 0:28:10.200 now one of the morning show hosts in New York 0:28:10.240 --> 0:28:13.600 on the sports station. And I've played charity softball with 0:28:13.720 --> 0:28:15.920 him a couple of times. We used to park in 0:28:15.960 --> 0:28:18.800 the same garage when we work downtown. They see him 0:28:18.800 --> 0:28:19.240 all the time. 0:28:19.960 --> 0:28:23.320 And his his real name isn't Boomer, but that was 0:28:23.320 --> 0:28:26.159 his nickname in school, like fifty years ago when he 0:28:26.200 --> 0:28:28.360 was in school. Okay, Boomer, so he's Boomer Siason. 0:28:28.920 --> 0:28:30.919 Yeah, Like how does he get away from like his 0:28:31.040 --> 0:28:33.760 co host like if like like okay, scary, but if 0:28:33.760 --> 0:28:36.640 you're constantly going okay, Boomer, okay, Boomer. 0:28:37.880 --> 0:28:40.280 It's it's like women whose names. Like there's a couple 0:28:40.280 --> 0:28:46.920 of women in pickleball. Their names their name's Karen. Like 0:28:46.960 --> 0:28:48.760 so when when you come on the pick a ball court, 0:28:49.200 --> 0:28:51.520 especially when I'm already there, like if I win, I'm 0:28:51.560 --> 0:28:53.520 usually there holding the ball and I'm waiting for two 0:28:53.560 --> 0:28:55.280 more people to come on, and they'll come up and 0:28:55.280 --> 0:28:56.800 if you don't know them, like hey I'm Mike. 0:28:56.840 --> 0:28:58.640 I go ahead, Mike, I'm David, good luck, and then 0:28:58.680 --> 0:29:01.400 we play. But if it comes up, she's like, hey, 0:29:01.440 --> 0:29:02.040 I'm Karen. 0:29:02.280 --> 0:29:02.719 Not like that. 0:29:02.760 --> 0:29:05.160 They always go not like that. They have to like 0:29:05.640 --> 0:29:08.240 qualify it and go not like my name's Karen. 0:29:08.280 --> 0:29:09.960 But I'm not like that because they probably heard it 0:29:09.960 --> 0:29:11.040 a million times. 0:29:11.400 --> 0:29:13.320 Yeah, and I feel bad like if you have a 0:29:13.440 --> 0:29:16.160 name that is brutalized, like like you know, if your 0:29:16.200 --> 0:29:19.360 name is Leo. Now you know people like making Pope jokes. 0:29:19.640 --> 0:29:26.320 Oh absolutely, yeah, did you see the Leo DiCaprio pope meme. No, no, no, no, 0:29:27.680 --> 0:29:31.000 I'll text it to you, text it to me. Actually, 0:29:31.040 --> 0:29:32.800 if you can send it snail mail, that would be great. 0:29:32.800 --> 0:29:35.360 Boomer. Yeah, I'll print it out and mail, print it 0:29:35.360 --> 0:29:39.080 out and mail it. Yeah. 0:29:39.120 --> 0:29:42.080 So yeah, if your name's Karen or like your nicknames, Boomer, 0:29:42.120 --> 0:29:46.400 that's that's it's difficult. But I think Leo's got Did 0:29:46.440 --> 0:29:48.160 you guys do what would be your pope name on 0:29:48.200 --> 0:29:48.800 the morning show? 0:29:50.160 --> 0:29:52.880 No? How do you arrive that from that? Like, how 0:29:52.920 --> 0:29:54.120 do you arrive on your pope name? 0:29:55.440 --> 0:29:57.560 I figured it in the prep that you guys get, 0:29:57.640 --> 0:30:00.000 you know, one morning shows also get something that get 0:30:00.080 --> 0:30:03.120 prep where like companies write, you know, they summarize stories 0:30:03.120 --> 0:30:05.920 and news articles, and sometimes they'll give topic suggestions and 0:30:06.200 --> 0:30:08.120 a lot of morning shows around the country will subscribe 0:30:08.160 --> 0:30:10.040 to the same one. And I know Elvis doesn't do 0:30:10.080 --> 0:30:12.280 that because you guys do original shit. But there are 0:30:12.320 --> 0:30:15.120 morning shows that, like in every market in the country, 0:30:15.160 --> 0:30:17.240 they'll all read the same ideas and they'll be doing 0:30:17.240 --> 0:30:19.520 the same bit all over the country. Yeah, like it 0:30:19.560 --> 0:30:21.720 was their idea, And so I was thinking, you know, 0:30:21.760 --> 0:30:23.600 like how you figure out your poor name is like 0:30:23.640 --> 0:30:25.840 your street and your dogs and they all that fake bullshit. 0:30:26.360 --> 0:30:28.520 I just figured somebody would have written into the prep 0:30:28.560 --> 0:30:31.360 one day for somebody like, heyre's an idea if you 0:30:31.360 --> 0:30:34.040 wanted to figure out your pope name. Take your grandfa, 0:30:34.200 --> 0:30:37.000 this name, whatever, whatever shit. And I'm like, there's got 0:30:37.120 --> 0:30:38.400 to be something like made up with it. So I 0:30:38.440 --> 0:30:40.880 was like, I don't I'm not Catholics. I wouldn't never 0:30:40.880 --> 0:30:42.560 come up with my pope name. But if you had 0:30:42.560 --> 0:30:46.320 to pick a name that was sounded popish, what would 0:30:46.320 --> 0:30:48.160 your pope name be? Would you be Pope Anthony because 0:30:48.200 --> 0:30:50.600 that's your name. Anthony sounds Catholic enough. I don't think 0:30:50.640 --> 0:30:52.720 Anthony was ever a pope. But then don't you have 0:30:52.800 --> 0:30:56.720 to choose names that there were before? Like Pope Leo? 0:30:57.520 --> 0:31:00.160 Like Leo was there, he's like the fourteenth this guy, 0:31:00.560 --> 0:31:02.880 so this is Leo the fourteenth there with thirteen Leo's 0:31:02.880 --> 0:31:03.680 before him. 0:31:04.160 --> 0:31:05.680 Can you be the originator? 0:31:05.680 --> 0:31:08.520 Can you be an originator of a name, like somebody 0:31:08.560 --> 0:31:13.040 who was Pope David, Like could Pope David be a thing? 0:31:13.320 --> 0:31:16.800 Are you allowed to start start a new name? Well, 0:31:16.840 --> 0:31:19.120 Pope John Paul the second was only the second. 0:31:19.720 --> 0:31:22.960 So the second John. But I'm sure there's been brother 0:31:23.040 --> 0:31:26.800 Pope John's before. Yeah, but that's not my point. My 0:31:26.880 --> 0:31:29.320 point is he chose John Paul and he was only 0:31:29.360 --> 0:31:30.600 the second John Paul. 0:31:30.440 --> 0:31:33.360 And that wasn't even his name. Well that's why you 0:31:33.400 --> 0:31:34.400 take a name, dumbass. 0:31:34.560 --> 0:31:36.760 But I don't want Yeah, what's the whole purpose of 0:31:36.760 --> 0:31:38.560 taking names? What if I just want to be the 0:31:38.640 --> 0:31:39.360 name that I am? 0:31:40.200 --> 0:31:43.200 You think Leo should have stayed as Pope Bob, Pope Bob. 0:31:43.520 --> 0:31:46.480 Why not? He's American Pope Bob. 0:31:47.520 --> 0:31:49.320 Yeah, but the American Parzonan to dore keeping your name, 0:31:49.320 --> 0:31:50.600 none of than keeping like Pope Bob. 0:31:51.240 --> 0:31:51.880 Now here's the thing. 0:31:51.880 --> 0:31:53.719 What if his name actually was Leo and he's like, oh, 0:31:54.080 --> 0:31:56.600 Pop Leo, but I'm naming myself after the last Pope. 0:31:56.600 --> 0:31:58.760 You're like, no, you're just keeping your name. No, no, no, 0:31:58.800 --> 0:32:02.040 I'm naming myself after Pope Leo. Well, if you became pope, 0:32:02.120 --> 0:32:02.640 you might be pop. 0:32:02.800 --> 0:32:05.560 I read somewhere that he chose Leo because of the 0:32:05.560 --> 0:32:08.720 type of person that the last Leo was. Yes, so 0:32:09.040 --> 0:32:12.200 they they kind of fall into line with that thinking, 0:32:12.560 --> 0:32:15.440 and they're like, you know what, this person thought this 0:32:15.520 --> 0:32:17.880 way and fought for this and stuff to that. So 0:32:17.920 --> 0:32:20.400 I'm going to choose that because that's the direction I'm 0:32:20.440 --> 0:32:20.960 going into. 0:32:21.240 --> 0:32:24.239 Yes, you listen, it's not your type of movie, but 0:32:24.280 --> 0:32:26.440 slices if if, if you haven't already, I. 0:32:26.360 --> 0:32:29.160 Know that I want to see the Conclave. Conclave. 0:32:29.560 --> 0:32:33.719 Conclave, not the Just Conclave is a fantastic movie. Okay, 0:32:33.840 --> 0:32:34.880 fantastic movie. 0:32:35.000 --> 0:32:35.880 I want to say this movie. 0:32:35.880 --> 0:32:37.000 I told you I went to see and then there 0:32:37.000 --> 0:32:38.959 were women behind me who are very must have been 0:32:39.040 --> 0:32:41.400 very conservative just whatever, they were, like offended when they 0:32:41.400 --> 0:32:45.480 walked out. Yeah, I can't believe they got trash and it. Dude, 0:32:45.520 --> 0:32:49.040 don't go to a movie about the Catholic Church if 0:32:49.040 --> 0:32:50.680 you're worried that you're gonna be offended. 0:32:51.480 --> 0:32:54.240 There's nothing offensive in the movie. It's the acting is amazing, 0:32:54.240 --> 0:32:57.240 the writing's terrific. But it's not it's a it's a 0:32:57.360 --> 0:33:00.239 it's not one hundred percent accurate portrayal. It's a it's 0:33:00.280 --> 0:33:03.160 a portrayal of what could have happened on any given conclave. 0:33:03.440 --> 0:33:05.800 But it talks, you know, shows them like sequestered and 0:33:05.840 --> 0:33:08.240 how they're picking names, and and the and the and 0:33:08.560 --> 0:33:13.560 the politics involved in the voting. It's fascinating, fascinating. Yeah, 0:33:13.560 --> 0:33:14.920 you're talking about my pope name. 0:33:14.840 --> 0:33:17.440 Would be uh yeah, I haven't chosen mine either. 0:33:17.520 --> 0:33:21.280 By the way, earlier we were talking about the show 0:33:21.360 --> 0:33:24.000 prep like you know, when we have those funny, mindless 0:33:24.040 --> 0:33:27.240 sometimes mindless ideas of thoughtstoughters that we all share around 0:33:27.280 --> 0:33:30.200 the country. One came across the other day that was 0:33:30.280 --> 0:33:33.160 so hilarious and I never gave it much giving it 0:33:33.240 --> 0:33:36.680 much thought, it was pretty original. But do you realize 0:33:37.480 --> 0:33:43.720 that if you die today, that your ghost outfit would 0:33:43.720 --> 0:33:46.600 be the outfit you're wearing right now. 0:33:47.440 --> 0:33:51.040 Think about that for a second. That's the case. 0:33:51.120 --> 0:33:53.840 If you pass right now, that is what you're going 0:33:53.920 --> 0:33:55.880 to be wearing as a ghost for the rest of 0:33:55.920 --> 0:33:56.400 your life. 0:33:57.160 --> 0:33:58.800 First of all, I don't believe in ghosts, and second 0:33:58.840 --> 0:34:00.800 of all, I mean I appreciate the ID. It's funny, 0:34:00.840 --> 0:34:04.560 funny concept, but is that really how ghosts work? Do 0:34:04.600 --> 0:34:06.240 you really think you have a human form? With the 0:34:06.240 --> 0:34:08.560 blue T shirt I'm wearing? What if I was naked, 0:34:08.600 --> 0:34:10.200 I have to be naked the rest of my existence? 0:34:10.600 --> 0:34:14.920 Maybe then you were about your ghost outfit. No, nobody 0:34:14.960 --> 0:34:15.279 wants that. 0:34:15.800 --> 0:34:19.200 No, No, I think I think if you want to 0:34:19.200 --> 0:34:21.840 fantasize that ghosts are real, then I would. 0:34:21.600 --> 0:34:23.760 Imagine that I believe in ghosts. 0:34:23.880 --> 0:34:25.840 So well, that's fine, but I maybe I have a 0:34:25.840 --> 0:34:27.839 Mets jersey on for all eternity, but I don't think 0:34:27.840 --> 0:34:28.680 it be this blue shit. 0:34:28.719 --> 0:34:30.040 How do you not believe in ghosts? 0:34:30.080 --> 0:34:33.360 By the way, because it's not part of my upbringing 0:34:33.400 --> 0:34:35.200 and I've never seen one. I don't believe in things 0:34:35.239 --> 0:34:37.759 that don't exist. Yeah, but I don't believe in things 0:34:37.800 --> 0:34:39.799 that aren't material. I should say I don't. 0:34:39.840 --> 0:34:40.319 I don't believe. 0:34:40.920 --> 0:34:45.480 Don't you see documentaries, You've seen all kinds of proof 0:34:45.560 --> 0:34:46.640 that they could be out there. 0:34:46.719 --> 0:34:49.120 No, no, no, no, no, no no no, I've not seen proof. 0:34:49.960 --> 0:34:52.520 I've seen things that like it's like when you see 0:34:52.600 --> 0:34:56.160 Jesus and toast. It's a little extreme. 0:34:56.239 --> 0:34:58.440 I'm talking specifically about, like you don't think houses can 0:34:58.520 --> 0:35:01.400 be haunted. We hear about to haunt things all the time. 0:35:02.080 --> 0:35:04.640 How do you explain, so the Amityville Horror House was 0:35:04.640 --> 0:35:07.759 admittedly fake and they made millions off of it, how. 0:35:07.680 --> 0:35:14.040 Do I explain what is haunted? When things things don't 0:35:14.080 --> 0:35:16.799 make the things don't add up. When things don't add up, 0:35:17.560 --> 0:35:19.560 that people go to math that people go through. 0:35:19.680 --> 0:35:20.759 Now that what people go. 0:35:20.719 --> 0:35:25.399 Through, like if you you know, when when lights start 0:35:25.400 --> 0:35:26.920 turning themselves on and off or. 0:35:27.280 --> 0:35:30.879 You're you're short, okay, an electrician to fix it. Okay. 0:35:30.640 --> 0:35:34.040 My sister's friend Daria had a ghost that would play 0:35:34.040 --> 0:35:39.160 with them all the time. So when whenever they did 0:35:39.600 --> 0:35:42.520 believe in ghosts before they had a ghost. No, she 0:35:42.640 --> 0:35:47.719 believed in it because things started happening afterwards. So apparently 0:35:47.760 --> 0:35:51.040 every time the mom would be vacuuming the carpet or 0:35:51.080 --> 0:35:55.400 something like that, there was a humming sound the appliance ghost. 0:35:55.680 --> 0:35:59.040 The appliance ghost would disconnect, would would pull the plug 0:35:59.080 --> 0:36:01.640 from the wall. So she pulled the plug out of 0:36:01.640 --> 0:36:03.279 the wall, or it would pull the plug out of 0:36:03.280 --> 0:36:03.560 the wall. 0:36:04.080 --> 0:36:06.200 And not because she vacuumed and pulled the plug out 0:36:06.320 --> 0:36:09.280 right right, not right right right, not because the outlet 0:36:09.320 --> 0:36:11.720 was loose, right, inexplicable. 0:36:12.680 --> 0:36:16.320 Right. There are things that listen. This has been well documented. 0:36:16.080 --> 0:36:20.000 That were well documented, well documented where and the people 0:36:20.160 --> 0:36:24.360 that things are Metific Journal of Medicine. I'm just surprised 0:36:24.400 --> 0:36:26.960 that a person like you doesn't have it open. No me, 0:36:27.600 --> 0:36:30.400 I'm cynical. Why I'm the most cynical person you know. 0:36:30.920 --> 0:36:34.200 Why would You're like, I'm so surprised, slices. Is there 0:36:34.200 --> 0:36:36.600 anyone listening to this podcast who thought? First of all, 0:36:36.640 --> 0:36:39.759 we've had ghost conversations before where I've I've ridiculed you 0:36:40.400 --> 0:36:43.120 rightly or wrongly wrongly. Why would you say, okay, but 0:36:43.160 --> 0:36:45.160 you told me the story about your Charleston ghost house. 0:36:45.200 --> 0:36:47.080 You paid one hundred dollars for whatever, and there was 0:36:47.120 --> 0:36:49.440 a military kid in the seat and whatever that was, 0:36:49.560 --> 0:36:50.960 and I and I gave you a shit for it. 0:36:51.120 --> 0:36:52.680 Now you forget all that. You're like, oh, Brod, I 0:36:52.719 --> 0:36:54.839 would have done for sure, do it on the most analytical, 0:36:54.920 --> 0:36:57.600 cynical person you know. If I don't see it and 0:36:57.640 --> 0:36:59.520 touch it and feel it, then I don't believe in it. 0:37:00.239 --> 0:37:01.919 That doesn't I'm not saying that you're a bad person 0:37:01.920 --> 0:37:04.799 if you believe in ghosts like for me, astrology and 0:37:04.840 --> 0:37:09.080 psychics and all the tyrot readings. Nope, okay, all right, 0:37:09.680 --> 0:37:12.440 But if it makes you happy, if it makes you happy, 0:37:12.560 --> 0:37:14.879 I think you should have an open mind. 0:37:14.560 --> 0:37:14.960 That's all. 0:37:15.840 --> 0:37:17.200 I have a closed mind. I think you should have 0:37:17.200 --> 0:37:19.759 a closed mind. I think you should stop sending me 0:37:19.760 --> 0:37:23.520 shit that's fake on Instagram. I get angry when you 0:37:23.600 --> 0:37:27.320 don't when you don't respond to those Okay, I did respond. 0:37:27.600 --> 0:37:28.120 I respond. 0:37:28.320 --> 0:37:30.320 I had a couple of gotcha moments with some of 0:37:30.400 --> 0:37:31.000 those memes. 0:37:31.080 --> 0:37:34.200 I'm like, see, I told you so, and then you 0:37:35.000 --> 0:37:38.200 were like, try to write it off like it didn't exist. 0:37:38.520 --> 0:37:42.440 Scary sent me, by the way, your your eight videos behind. 0:37:42.960 --> 0:37:44.560 Hold on, I know I have some catching up to 0:37:44.600 --> 0:37:45.040 do today. 0:37:45.200 --> 0:37:49.800 Oh oh, Henry, Henry, our buddy, Henry Davidson sent me one. 0:37:51.160 --> 0:37:54.680 Here we go. Okay, uh. This is this was going 0:37:54.680 --> 0:37:59.840 around the internet in twenty fourteen, and it's resurfacing and 0:38:00.080 --> 0:38:03.400 it says this is a genuine ad from nineteen sixty 0:38:03.440 --> 0:38:07.360 four when WD forty was first released, which is the lubricant. 0:38:07.880 --> 0:38:08.040 Right. 0:38:09.239 --> 0:38:11.880 If you don't read anything else today, this one just 0:38:11.960 --> 0:38:15.960 might make you laugh, okay. And the ad is it 0:38:16.000 --> 0:38:20.719 looks like it's it looks like old yellowed paper, water stained, right, 0:38:21.080 --> 0:38:22.880 and it says, do you have tight nuts or a 0:38:22.960 --> 0:38:26.760 rusty tool, then use WD forty in the man sized 0:38:26.760 --> 0:38:32.640 pressure pack makes old tools like new again. 0:38:32.920 --> 0:38:34.080 That's you tools. 0:38:34.360 --> 0:38:39.320 Yeah, tools slide in and out with ease, lubrikate dry 0:38:39.360 --> 0:38:45.080 passageways makes screwing a pleasure. Funny gives better penetration. Right, 0:38:45.800 --> 0:38:49.439 it's fake. It's fake. Now, it's clever. Somebody was clever 0:38:49.520 --> 0:38:53.000 to write it, but it's fake. First of all, if 0:38:53.000 --> 0:38:54.759 you go on Snopes, it explains well how you know 0:38:54.800 --> 0:38:57.360 it's fake. The company started in nineteen fifty eight, not 0:38:57.440 --> 0:39:00.920 nineteen sixty four. Second of all, even though the ad 0:39:00.960 --> 0:39:04.520 looks like the paper is stained and wrinkled, the actual 0:39:04.640 --> 0:39:08.800 text is not wrinkled, right, So it's like text is 0:39:08.840 --> 0:39:11.680 added on top of wrinkled paper. It couldn't look more 0:39:11.719 --> 0:39:13.360 fake if you'd like take two seconds. 0:39:13.560 --> 0:39:17.560 It's like, you know, if you put letters on somebody's 0:39:17.640 --> 0:39:20.719 hand that look clearly typed, they're not tattoos, you guys, 0:39:20.719 --> 0:39:22.240 don I'm talking about Yes, so. 0:39:22.800 --> 0:39:25.400 This so so scary. What don't you send me? The 0:39:25.440 --> 0:39:27.279 other day? And I wrote, is there anything on the 0:39:27.320 --> 0:39:30.879 Internet that you don't think is fake? Yeah? I forgot 0:39:30.920 --> 0:39:31.359 what it was. 0:39:32.000 --> 0:39:33.759 Let me see what it was because slices you may 0:39:33.760 --> 0:39:35.640 have seen it before. Hold on, Yeah, but you. 0:39:35.600 --> 0:39:36.400 Know you're insulting. 0:39:36.440 --> 0:39:38.520 You're gonna be insulting some of our slices right now 0:39:38.560 --> 0:39:41.759 because I could tell you that they they believe in 0:39:41.800 --> 0:39:42.399 this stuff too. 0:39:43.600 --> 0:39:46.200 I'm not LinkedIn stuff. I know I'm not alone on this. 0:39:46.320 --> 0:40:01.239 Oh, okay, here this is. 0:39:58.280 --> 0:40:00.920 Okay, Yeah, it's a video. Okay, lol, I want to 0:40:00.960 --> 0:40:03.200 talk about this. This is a video about what's in 0:40:03.239 --> 0:40:03.560 the video. 0:40:03.680 --> 0:40:06.600 Yeah, there's a video of a Yeah, okay, it's it's 0:40:07.200 --> 0:40:09.640 a girl. She's on TikTok and you hear her voice 0:40:10.080 --> 0:40:12.799 and she's talking to her mom on split. 0:40:12.560 --> 0:40:16.480 Screen on FaceTime or whatever. Yeah, and turns out her 0:40:16.560 --> 0:40:19.839 mom who's there. They find out who the pope is 0:40:20.239 --> 0:40:23.720 and the mom, yeah, has hooked hooked up with the pope. 0:40:24.160 --> 0:40:27.399 So mom, her mom hooked up with Bob. Yeah, they 0:40:27.440 --> 0:40:29.240 were fake. How is that fake? 0:40:29.840 --> 0:40:32.760 Because the woman who's accounted is a humorist and a comedian, 0:40:33.280 --> 0:40:35.560 and all the comments are like, this is fake. She 0:40:35.560 --> 0:40:38.960 does this shit very clever, dude. Nobody's hooking up with 0:40:39.000 --> 0:40:39.520 the pope. 0:40:40.040 --> 0:40:42.200 No, but he was with the pope when he wasn't 0:40:42.280 --> 0:40:47.200 pope before he entered That was no. But no, wait 0:40:47.239 --> 0:40:50.560 a second, oath a celibacy, he didn't have sex? Yeah, yeah, 0:40:50.560 --> 0:40:52.480 but what if he didn't take the oath of celibacy 0:40:52.600 --> 0:40:53.080 till he was. 0:40:53.040 --> 0:40:56.680 Thirty, He could have had sex before that. You think 0:40:56.680 --> 0:41:00.839 the pope is a virgin. Yes, bullshit. I think most 0:41:00.880 --> 0:41:02.680 of the popes have been virgins. I don't think so 0:41:05.560 --> 0:41:07.400 does a pope have to be a virgin? Get ahead, 0:41:07.920 --> 0:41:10.920 ask is the pope? Ask the pope does not have 0:41:10.960 --> 0:41:11.520 to be a virgin? 0:41:11.600 --> 0:41:16.160 On the huh? I think that that's real. I think 0:41:16.200 --> 0:41:19.480 that that woman it's not real. It's a goof a count. 0:41:19.840 --> 0:41:21.320 You just you just fall off everything. 0:41:21.440 --> 0:41:26.440 Hold on, woman dates woman who hooked up with pope? 0:41:26.560 --> 0:41:30.120 Who hooked up with pope? Bob right, I'm telling you 0:41:30.160 --> 0:41:34.879 it's real. No, you're wrong. Really, that's why they wrote 0:41:34.920 --> 0:41:38.000 you are once in a generation comedic genius. For those 0:41:38.080 --> 0:41:41.160 finding this now, this video is fake. All the comments 0:41:41.719 --> 0:41:45.360 the woman's a comedian. It's a joke, scary, but you 0:41:45.440 --> 0:41:48.000 shared it like, can you believe this woman's mother dated 0:41:48.040 --> 0:41:48.480 the pope? 0:41:49.840 --> 0:41:55.160 That vile? Oh wow, look at all these what Oh. 0:41:55.000 --> 0:41:56.480 This lady is such a good actor. We need to 0:41:56.480 --> 0:41:59.080 see her on this. She was in a situationship. 0:42:00.040 --> 0:42:06.399 Is that not right? Oh? Oh my goodness, my mom 0:42:06.480 --> 0:42:07.400 hooked up with the pope. 0:42:08.520 --> 0:42:11.560 Yeah, okay, there's got to be someone out there who did, 0:42:11.640 --> 0:42:15.239 even if that's a humorous account. Somebody somewhere hooked up 0:42:15.239 --> 0:42:19.480 with the pope. I'm looking at it right now. Okay, 0:42:19.560 --> 0:42:21.319 you're looking at what right now? What are you looking 0:42:21.360 --> 0:42:23.560 at right now? Does a pope have to be a virgin? 0:42:25.800 --> 0:42:27.080 Have to be a virgin? 0:42:28.960 --> 0:42:30.279 The answer is, I don't think they have to be. 0:42:30.400 --> 0:42:32.160 I don't think they have to be. No, a pope 0:42:32.160 --> 0:42:33.280 does not have to be a virgin. 0:42:33.600 --> 0:42:36.799 While celibacy is a long standing practice within the Catholic Church, 0:42:37.040 --> 0:42:40.920 it's not a strict rechoir requirement for the papacy. Of 0:42:41.040 --> 0:42:46.040 the papacy, historically, some popes were married before entering priesthood 0:42:46.239 --> 0:42:47.000 or religious life. 0:42:47.280 --> 0:42:49.160 I didn't say. I didn't say he didn't. 0:42:49.360 --> 0:42:52.000 I'm just saying that video say celibacy as discipline, not 0:42:52.160 --> 0:42:55.080 a doctrine, Thank you so much. So it was even 0:42:55.160 --> 0:42:57.600 the realm of possibility that she could have hooked up 0:42:57.600 --> 0:42:59.399 with him, except it's fake. 0:42:59.520 --> 0:43:02.719 Except he didn't. All right, So that's the kind of 0:43:02.760 --> 0:43:06.560 thing Pete would send me in a meme meme machine. 0:43:06.600 --> 0:43:08.400 He'll get to he'll get to it a little later today. 0:43:11.160 --> 0:43:14.799 Scary and Brody, I scare you ready for your song? Yeah, 0:43:14.840 --> 0:43:15.960 I'm real excited. 0:43:16.120 --> 0:43:19.040 I'm so excited, Brody. It's a different genre. Did a 0:43:19.080 --> 0:43:23.680 little special genre for you? Is it calypso? No, do 0:43:23.719 --> 0:43:25.040 you got what do you got for me? Let me see? 0:43:25.080 --> 0:43:26.399 Let me see if they if you have volumes? Good? 0:43:26.440 --> 0:43:33.200 He will country? How I cutry music? Shut up. I'm 0:43:33.280 --> 0:43:38.880 open to love things. Lack of things that are the words? 0:43:39.920 --> 0:43:45.120 Nothing much chaffin the fancies. One thing makes me a 0:43:45.560 --> 0:43:46.960 cur Scary carries a. 0:43:49.920 --> 0:43:57.560 Let's be beond it's ferns, yes, manes, this is. 0:44:00.320 --> 0:44:06.719 Carries. Okay, great, honest, it's photes. 0:44:07.719 --> 0:44:21.520 Give this post side Scary. 0:44:22.800 --> 0:44:27.080 Yeah, thank you, brody. Yep, that is the icing on 0:44:27.120 --> 0:44:27.359 the cake. 0:44:27.440 --> 0:44:30.200 That is a chef's kiss that is running up the 0:44:30.239 --> 0:44:31.359 country shots right now. 0:44:33.080 --> 0:44:36.080 Scary is wearing a merse that's as real as that 0:44:36.200 --> 0:44:40.239 Pope video the woman who. It's all now, I created it. 0:44:40.239 --> 0:44:44.080 It's real. I wrote it. It's a I anyway. I 0:44:44.120 --> 0:44:47.319 wrote it. I mixed it myself. Okay, good for you, 0:44:48.160 --> 0:44:51.240 thank you very much. So what else is good? Brody? 0:44:51.400 --> 0:44:53.960 Before I tell you about my uber I had a 0:44:54.080 --> 0:44:55.560 question about my my uber ride. 0:44:55.560 --> 0:44:57.360 But go go for it. Oh yeah, according with you 0:44:57.440 --> 0:44:57.759 uber ride. 0:44:57.800 --> 0:44:59.040 Let me see I have I have a quick strive, 0:44:59.120 --> 0:45:00.800 a bunch of long But let me see if I 0:45:00.800 --> 0:45:01.960 can a quick one. I wanted to make sure I 0:45:02.000 --> 0:45:04.040 touched it. Oh you know what, I got another riddle 0:45:04.040 --> 0:45:06.879 for you, scary. Oh, riddle this, David Brody, we get. 0:45:06.760 --> 0:45:09.360 Another riddle from Facebook with all the stupid comments. 0:45:09.760 --> 0:45:10.960 Let me let me pull it up here. I want 0:45:10.960 --> 0:45:13.960 to make sure you get it. Okay, hold on, hold on? 0:45:14.960 --> 0:45:21.760 Uh? Very disjointed today. No, no, no, no, no, okay? Ready? Yeah. 0:45:21.800 --> 0:45:27.359 What is the only US state that starts reready? Scared? 0:45:27.360 --> 0:45:27.680 I'll give you. 0:45:27.680 --> 0:45:30.680 I'll give you twenty seconds that starts with the letter D. 0:45:31.800 --> 0:45:34.319 US state that starts with to letter D Delaware, yep, 0:45:34.880 --> 0:45:38.759 very good. Look. Thought I was going to say Detroit. Uh. Well, 0:45:38.880 --> 0:45:40.399 let me give you some of the answers. Most people 0:45:40.400 --> 0:45:42.359 said Detroit uh. 0:45:42.520 --> 0:45:46.760 Some people said Dakota. Oh good right, which is obviously 0:45:46.840 --> 0:45:52.840 it's not. Many people responded with Denver yeah. One person 0:45:52.880 --> 0:45:58.360 said Boston, uh. One person said District of Washington, d C. 0:45:59.000 --> 0:46:02.960 Man of state, and not how you pronounce District of Columbia. 0:46:03.040 --> 0:46:07.200 The crazy part about this is this isn't a timed thing. 0:46:07.360 --> 0:46:09.520 People can actually think before they write their. 0:46:09.440 --> 0:46:12.239 Answer, so you can actually look it up before you 0:46:12.280 --> 0:46:16.160 write the answer. Yet people just blurting out their answer 0:46:16.320 --> 0:46:16.719 right there. 0:46:16.920 --> 0:46:20.840 That's so dumb. Okay, this person, this person wrote Denmark, 0:46:22.440 --> 0:46:27.880 this person Darnell. They wrote Dallas, the great state of Dallas. 0:46:27.960 --> 0:46:31.600 Yeah, that's like the what's the only state that ends 0:46:31.600 --> 0:46:32.359 in the letter k. 0:46:34.680 --> 0:46:35.120 New York. 0:46:35.280 --> 0:46:39.160 Of course, most people will will take about three hours 0:46:39.239 --> 0:46:42.359 to give you that answer. Okay, So I saw a post. 0:46:42.719 --> 0:46:47.400 I saw somebody. Somebody commented, well, you know, it's Delaware, 0:46:47.680 --> 0:46:49.600 but what's the only state that has. 0:46:49.440 --> 0:46:53.080 An X in its name? The only state that has 0:46:53.120 --> 0:46:53.640 an X? 0:46:54.600 --> 0:46:57.160 Yep slices are getting angry right now, but go ahead 0:46:57.160 --> 0:46:57.799 and answer your question. 0:46:57.840 --> 0:46:58.479 Answer the question. 0:47:01.360 --> 0:47:06.520 Wow, a state that has X in it Texas? Yeah, oh, 0:47:06.600 --> 0:47:07.320 so here's the problem. 0:47:07.360 --> 0:47:07.720 Scary. 0:47:08.200 --> 0:47:11.160 So this person wrote, So people started guessing Texas and like, 0:47:11.160 --> 0:47:13.600 you're right, Texas only stayed with an accident and then 0:47:13.800 --> 0:47:15.880 so then I wrote, New Mexico might want to have 0:47:15.920 --> 0:47:16.480 a word with you. 0:47:18.360 --> 0:47:25.360 Oh that's right, there's too yeah, correct, So wait a 0:47:25.400 --> 0:47:27.600 second to the two states with X in it? 0:47:28.320 --> 0:47:29.839 Yeah, I mean I off the top of my head, 0:47:29.840 --> 0:47:31.160 I don't think there's any others. There might be a 0:47:31.160 --> 0:47:33.600 third one, but this guy's I go to Texas. Texas 0:47:33.600 --> 0:47:37.160 only stayed with an accentent. Yeah, Texas is did you 0:47:37.200 --> 0:47:39.560 write that New Mexico might have a word with you? 0:47:39.640 --> 0:47:44.279 Yes, yes, New Mexico right there by Texas. Did people 0:47:44.320 --> 0:47:47.239 upvote that? People like it? I don't know. It was 0:47:47.239 --> 0:47:49.600 this morning, so I don't know what people did. I 0:47:49.640 --> 0:47:52.000 want you to go take a look, because can you 0:47:52.000 --> 0:47:53.720 see the screen so you can see I'm not lying? 0:47:54.400 --> 0:47:57.040 What does the top comment say? Second, I gotta look 0:47:57.080 --> 0:48:00.920 at him. My god, let me see. Uh, Delaware is 0:48:00.960 --> 0:48:04.880 not a state? Oh my god? Who said that? Well 0:48:04.920 --> 0:48:06.520 you can see who said it because there's their name. 0:48:07.160 --> 0:48:10.560 Fucking bonehead. And then and then two hundred and seventy 0:48:10.560 --> 0:48:13.239 one people laughed at it, and then, yeah, where did 0:48:13.239 --> 0:48:15.200 you get your information? Are you from here? Delaware has 0:48:15.239 --> 0:48:18.000 been a state for a long time, says Francis wrote 0:48:18.400 --> 0:48:25.839 it is literally the first state. Dude. Why are people 0:48:25.960 --> 0:48:29.080 such idiots? They exposed themselves on there. How do you 0:48:29.080 --> 0:48:29.920 write Dakota? 0:48:30.400 --> 0:48:32.600 That would be like saying name a state that starts 0:48:32.600 --> 0:48:36.120 with the letter J and saying New Jersey, Jersey the 0:48:36.160 --> 0:48:36.680 name of the state. 0:48:37.120 --> 0:48:42.280 Yea, oh my god, what about right? That's funny? Facebook, Domina? 0:48:42.360 --> 0:48:43.480 What is the only. 0:48:45.160 --> 0:48:49.960 Wait a second, what is the only city or area 0:48:50.480 --> 0:48:57.920 in America where if you go south you can hit Canada? 0:49:00.400 --> 0:49:07.759 Well, Alaska, No, hold on a second, hold on, you're 0:49:07.800 --> 0:49:10.680 you're in. You're incorrect, You're in. No, you're in the 0:49:10.680 --> 0:49:17.280 continental United States of America. We didn't say that. Technically scary, scary. Technically, 0:49:17.360 --> 0:49:19.560 if you go south far enough, you go around the globe. 0:49:20.400 --> 0:49:22.960 Don't be a douche. You know what I'm talking about. 0:49:23.160 --> 0:49:27.560 What's the answer then Maine. No, of course it is. 0:49:27.600 --> 0:49:30.040 Maine's next to Canada. If you go southwest, you hit Canada. 0:49:33.120 --> 0:49:39.160 Detroit. Did you just say Detroit was a state? No, 0:49:39.360 --> 0:49:42.920 you're dumb. Fuck you just did You just did it. 0:49:43.000 --> 0:49:46.000 I said city. I meant city. No, you said state. 0:49:46.080 --> 0:49:48.719 You said Detroit. Fuck you you said it. You just 0:49:48.719 --> 0:49:50.160 said you were like, oh, your daughter was gonna say 0:49:50.160 --> 0:49:51.920 Detroit is a state. I would never do it. You 0:49:52.000 --> 0:49:55.520 just said it. You just said, I know it's the city. Dude. 0:49:55.560 --> 0:49:57.400 I'm dude. My brain is fried. Once again. I'm at 0:49:57.400 --> 0:50:01.479 the end of my day. I meant city. It doesn't matter. 0:50:01.480 --> 0:50:03.640 You weren't gonna get it. Look at a map of 0:50:03.640 --> 0:50:04.719 the United States real quick. 0:50:04.719 --> 0:50:07.560 You're talking about the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. That is correct, 0:50:07.560 --> 0:50:13.200 and how that is cot of Toronto? Yes, Detroit, look 0:50:13.239 --> 0:50:18.600 at Detroit, not Detroit, Michigan. Detroit's not a state. Detroit city. 0:50:20.960 --> 0:50:23.360 And you go south and you're in you're in Canada. 0:50:26.239 --> 0:50:28.200 You go south to go into Canada. I meant to 0:50:28.200 --> 0:50:31.440 say city, you prick. You know, I know Detroit's not 0:50:31.520 --> 0:50:34.160 a state. I meant to say, I don't know that. 0:50:34.200 --> 0:50:38.279 I don't know. I don't know that, right. Have you 0:50:38.320 --> 0:50:40.120 ever gotten the name of the you know the name 0:50:40.160 --> 0:50:43.040 of the bridge you take from Detroit to Canada? No, 0:50:43.840 --> 0:50:45.920 the bridge to Canada. The bridge? Is that the name 0:50:45.920 --> 0:50:51.239 of it? Yeah? Who knew? Hey? I got musically profiled 0:50:51.320 --> 0:50:52.000 in my uber. 0:50:53.920 --> 0:50:57.879 Oh they thought you They played a fifty year old 0:50:57.920 --> 0:51:00.160 person's music. Yeah, and when you cleaned up and they 0:51:00.160 --> 0:51:02.080 thought you would Nikki men, they. 0:51:02.040 --> 0:51:05.279 Played forty They played forty year old person's music. Yeah. 0:51:05.520 --> 0:51:08.799 I was getting into an uber and there was there 0:51:08.840 --> 0:51:11.960 was some hip hop song on, like Kendrick Lamar was playing, 0:51:12.320 --> 0:51:13.680 so I'm thinking in my mind, oh. 0:51:13.680 --> 0:51:14.720 This guy's got great taste. 0:51:15.239 --> 0:51:17.360 Ten seconds into the ride, he flips it to like 0:51:17.840 --> 0:51:20.080 the oldies channel, like girls just want to have fun. 0:51:20.920 --> 0:51:24.400 I'm like they're playing Cindy Lauper. I'm like, what the 0:51:24.440 --> 0:51:26.759 fuck is going on here? Oh? I have a Cyndey 0:51:26.800 --> 0:51:30.360 Lapper story. But before you do that, Yeah, have you 0:51:30.400 --> 0:51:34.440 ever been musically profiled in your uber? Yes? They literally 0:51:34.600 --> 0:51:39.520 said they. They sat there, the guy said, hmm, I'm 0:51:39.520 --> 0:51:41.840 gonna put on the white person station. 0:51:43.120 --> 0:51:45.799 I got into an uber and Zee one hundred was on, 0:51:46.040 --> 0:51:48.120 and before I could say that was back when I 0:51:48.120 --> 0:51:50.480 worked there, Before I could say, oh, great station, he 0:51:50.640 --> 0:51:51.680 changed the classic rock. 0:51:52.880 --> 0:51:56.000 Yeah, you got fine with that, but you got musically profiled. 0:51:56.000 --> 0:51:59.360 But me, I don't want to hear eighties shit. I 0:51:59.360 --> 0:52:01.399 don't want to hear on me by aha. I don't 0:52:01.400 --> 0:52:04.880 want to hear everybody on me. I love everybody. 0:52:04.560 --> 0:52:07.319 Wants to rule the world, but I mean I would 0:52:07.400 --> 0:52:09.120 much rather hear Kendrick Lamar. 0:52:09.280 --> 0:52:12.160 So yeah, So I didn't say anything. I let him 0:52:12.200 --> 0:52:14.520 just play what he wanted to play. But it was 0:52:14.680 --> 0:52:17.799 very clear that he was trying to appease me. But 0:52:18.160 --> 0:52:20.920 he was judging judging the book by the cover. Now, 0:52:20.960 --> 0:52:22.640 wait a minute, where you were you all cleaned up? 0:52:22.840 --> 0:52:23.319 I wasn't. 0:52:23.480 --> 0:52:26.080 I was. I looked like this. I looked like you 0:52:26.160 --> 0:52:28.400 look you look like eighties. I looked, I looked like 0:52:28.600 --> 0:52:29.520 I was mister eighties. 0:52:29.680 --> 0:52:31.959 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:52:31.960 --> 0:52:34.319 You know the Sound Garden song where I'm I'm look 0:52:34.360 --> 0:52:36.960 I feel in California, but I'm looking Minnesota. 0:52:37.000 --> 0:52:44.720 I'm looking at No, what is it look in Minnesota? Yeah? Uh, outshined, outshined, outshine. 0:52:45.600 --> 0:52:50.640 Let me see if I could find it. Hold on, wow, yep, 0:52:51.000 --> 0:52:52.000 that's it. What are you doing? 0:52:52.680 --> 0:52:53.800 No, I want to see if I can find I 0:52:53.880 --> 0:52:56.520 find that's that's okay. I think let's let them listen, 0:52:56.600 --> 0:52:57.680 let them google with themselves. 0:52:57.760 --> 0:52:59.880 Great song. Hey, by the way, you noticed something behind me? 0:53:00.000 --> 0:53:03.080 You know anything? Yeah? I didn't want to bring it 0:53:03.120 --> 0:53:06.200 up because I don't mabe something terrible happened. The stack of. 0:53:06.120 --> 0:53:08.279 Papers has gone from the table. Pile of papers is 0:53:08.320 --> 0:53:11.120 officially fucking gone. Folks, ladies, and leal. 0:53:11.680 --> 0:53:13.560 I will say, your camera angle is a little different. 0:53:13.560 --> 0:53:15.879 You're not showing as much of the table the entire as. 0:53:15.880 --> 0:53:18.560 I know that the stack of papers could be on 0:53:18.640 --> 0:53:19.200 the side of the table. 0:53:19.280 --> 0:53:21.640 Take my word for it. The table is clear. 0:53:22.360 --> 0:53:26.480 I spent hours going through that pile of fucking papers, 0:53:27.280 --> 0:53:30.000 and I now have a clean table. 0:53:30.360 --> 0:53:33.040 It is ready for dinner for four what did you 0:53:33.120 --> 0:53:35.080 do with the stack of papers that was six months 0:53:35.120 --> 0:53:38.840 at least. I shredded shit. I filed stuff away in boxes. 0:53:39.480 --> 0:53:41.640 It was stuff that needed to be filed away, and 0:53:41.680 --> 0:53:45.480 things like that are put in closets. I was in 0:53:45.520 --> 0:53:47.279 a cleaning mode. You know. 0:53:47.320 --> 0:53:49.399 The weather's been sucking up here. And by the way, 0:53:49.400 --> 0:53:53.200 the energy, my energy is low because we've had like 0:53:53.440 --> 0:53:57.799 nothing but clouds and rain, and now we know what 0:53:57.840 --> 0:53:59.680 it feels like to live in Seattle or London. 0:54:00.080 --> 0:54:02.400 It is nasty here in New York right now. 0:54:02.560 --> 0:54:04.680 So we're just sitting here and I'm like, I just 0:54:05.040 --> 0:54:07.120 looking for stuff to do. And I'm like, all right, 0:54:08.000 --> 0:54:09.759 that's one less thing Brody's gonna be able to make 0:54:09.800 --> 0:54:10.400 fun of me about. 0:54:10.960 --> 0:54:12.760 Is the is the pile of papers? 0:54:13.320 --> 0:54:16.680 See, they're gone, by the way, I don't I don't 0:54:16.680 --> 0:54:19.080 remember what I said a couple of minutes ago. The 0:54:19.400 --> 0:54:21.920 lyrics are looking California feel in Minnesota. I think if 0:54:21.960 --> 0:54:25.440 I got it backwards, whatever, don't I got wed? Yeah, 0:54:25.520 --> 0:54:28.680 So let me tell you about Cindy Lauper. Yeah, that's 0:54:28.719 --> 0:54:32.680 how you pronounce her name, right, Yes, Lapper, I say Lawper, 0:54:33.239 --> 0:54:38.120 It's Lauper. So I'm in I'm in a Facebook group. 0:54:38.560 --> 0:54:40.680 I don't know what it is. I don't know, it 0:54:40.680 --> 0:54:46.839 doesn't matter, and somebody puts up, hey, what's this and 0:54:46.840 --> 0:54:49.520 it's it's a little Cindy Lauper standing on a burger, 0:54:49.880 --> 0:54:53.160 a bun and a burger and everything. Okay, So so 0:54:53.280 --> 0:54:56.160 I I say it must be girls just want to 0:54:56.160 --> 0:55:01.520 have fun on a bun because that rhymes. Sure, and 0:55:01.600 --> 0:55:04.560 a bunch of people start guessing Cindy Lauper on a whopper, 0:55:05.920 --> 0:55:10.240 which was the answer the guy wanted. Okay, I pointed 0:55:10.320 --> 0:55:15.480 out that Lauper doesn't rhyme with whopper. Now, and I 0:55:15.560 --> 0:55:20.359 understand that they both end an er, and technically, by 0:55:20.400 --> 0:55:23.840 the definition of the word rhyme, they they would be 0:55:23.840 --> 0:55:24.440 considered a right. 0:55:24.480 --> 0:55:26.840 They're in the same neighborhood. It's acceptable. 0:55:26.920 --> 0:55:29.840 But but, but if you're trying to make a meme joke, 0:55:30.200 --> 0:55:32.160 it should be Copper on a whopper, like a police 0:55:32.200 --> 0:55:35.400 officer on a whopper. Copper on a whopper. But Lawper 0:55:35.440 --> 0:55:39.200 on a whopper does not. It's not funny, it's not clever. 0:55:39.400 --> 0:55:41.920 Lawper on a whap. So they're like, it absolutely rhymes. 0:55:41.960 --> 0:55:45.920 I said, l a w is law law Per doesn't 0:55:45.960 --> 0:55:46.800 rhyme with wop. 0:55:47.400 --> 0:55:52.120 Law doesn't rhyme with wop. That would Yeah, it's not 0:55:53.880 --> 0:55:54.920 using the wop. 0:55:55.520 --> 0:56:00.800 So if you've seen this meme, I'm sorry. Now Eminem 0:56:00.800 --> 0:56:03.920 could make lawpers rhyme with whopper because he would twist 0:56:03.960 --> 0:56:09.080 the words a little bit. That's the beautya or whatever. 0:56:09.480 --> 0:56:10.560 But that's not how she. 0:56:10.880 --> 0:56:12.680 People are like, well, that's how you pronounced it, but 0:56:12.760 --> 0:56:14.680 where we're from, we don't pronounce her name that way, 0:56:14.920 --> 0:56:17.800 and go, that's fucking great, But that's how she pronounces 0:56:17.800 --> 0:56:18.120 her name. 0:56:20.800 --> 0:56:23.440 And that's the burger king pronounces their hamburger. You just 0:56:23.520 --> 0:56:25.360 live to get into online arguments. 0:56:25.640 --> 0:56:27.520 No, you know what, I try to like, I go, oh, 0:56:27.520 --> 0:56:30.000 you know, that doesn't exactly and then people like try 0:56:30.040 --> 0:56:30.440 to debate me. 0:56:30.719 --> 0:56:33.239 That's that's it. If you're these people in person, would 0:56:33.280 --> 0:56:37.560 you say half the ship that you do online? Absolutely not, 0:56:37.560 --> 0:56:44.560 not exactly. Podcast? Is this the last break? This is it? 0:56:46.000 --> 0:56:48.680 I want to tell you a story. It's story Time 0:56:48.760 --> 0:56:54.520 with David Brody. Absolutely. So I had to go to 0:56:57.440 --> 0:57:02.319 I guess it's an office building whatever. Guess it was a. 0:57:02.280 --> 0:57:07.719 Medical building that I'd never been to before, and it's 0:57:07.760 --> 0:57:10.800 a large building. By way, I'm fine. 0:57:11.400 --> 0:57:14.879 I was gonna say, what what did you have done? No? No, no, no, 0:57:15.160 --> 0:57:17.560 it was a it doesn't matter. It was a thing. 0:57:18.040 --> 0:57:22.080 It was reduction. What did you do? Yeah, dude, you 0:57:22.080 --> 0:57:24.200 want to compare anyway. 0:57:25.640 --> 0:57:28.840 So I go into the lobby and I got an 0:57:28.840 --> 0:57:32.400 email from the front desk of the medical office and 0:57:32.440 --> 0:57:34.720 they said, come to room one twenty six on the 0:57:34.720 --> 0:57:35.280 first floor. 0:57:36.200 --> 0:57:37.120 That's easy enough, right. 0:57:37.480 --> 0:57:40.000 So I go into this giant building and it's got like, 0:57:40.520 --> 0:57:42.400 I don't know, seven or eight floors. It's a it's 0:57:42.440 --> 0:57:48.160 a big place. And uh so I there's a security 0:57:48.160 --> 0:57:51.200 guard at the front. So I say, excuse me, could 0:57:51.280 --> 0:57:54.680 you tell me where room one twenty six is? And 0:57:54.680 --> 0:57:58.120 he says, there is no room on twenty six. I said, 0:57:58.320 --> 0:57:59.600 what do you mean there's no room because there's no 0:57:59.640 --> 0:58:03.200 room in so I he goes, what do you need? 0:58:03.840 --> 0:58:05.760 So I said, oh, I'm here for blah blah blah 0:58:05.760 --> 0:58:07.520 blah blah. He goes, oh, that's up on the on 0:58:07.560 --> 0:58:09.680 the seventh floor. You want to go to a room 0:58:09.760 --> 0:58:13.160 seven oh three And I said, no, no, look at 0:58:13.160 --> 0:58:16.160 this email, right, seven o three is not a typo 0:58:16.240 --> 0:58:17.400 away from one twenty six. 0:58:18.160 --> 0:58:19.760 I got to go to room one twenty six. It says, 0:58:19.760 --> 0:58:22.280 first floor one twenty six. I'm in the right building, 0:58:22.360 --> 0:58:29.320 right this address. Yes, So I said, look, just show 0:58:29.360 --> 0:58:32.040 me where one twenty six is. He says, listen, Guy 0:58:32.240 --> 0:58:34.840 pulls me. Guy, He says, guy, and he's chewing gum. 0:58:34.840 --> 0:58:37.720 You know he's a tough guy, doesn't guy. I work 0:58:37.760 --> 0:58:40.920 in this building for eight years. Okay, Yeah, there's no 0:58:41.080 --> 0:58:43.400 room one twenty six. All right, you want to take 0:58:43.440 --> 0:58:44.960 my word for Do you think you know the buildings 0:58:44.960 --> 0:58:48.280 better than I don't? I said, look, i'm not I'm 0:58:48.360 --> 0:58:52.480 not saying you're wrong. I'm just saying that they told 0:58:52.520 --> 0:58:55.480 me to call Is this the right building? Yes, well 0:58:55.520 --> 0:58:57.080 they told me to come to one twenty six. I 0:58:57.080 --> 0:58:58.520 don't know what to tell you. That said room one 0:58:58.560 --> 0:59:04.440 twenty six. You sure it wasn't room nine seventy one, Yeah, exactly, 0:59:04.440 --> 0:59:05.360 because it's upside down. 0:59:06.200 --> 0:59:06.480 Yeah. 0:59:06.960 --> 0:59:10.320 So he he looks down the hallway and he says, 0:59:10.320 --> 0:59:14.720 you see that information desk. Go ask them and they'll 0:59:14.840 --> 0:59:19.400 verify there's no room one twenty six. So I walk 0:59:19.480 --> 0:59:21.880 down and I go to the information desk, which I 0:59:21.880 --> 0:59:24.200 didn't see when I first walked in because there were 0:59:24.240 --> 0:59:24.560 people in. 0:59:24.560 --> 0:59:25.000 Front of it. 0:59:25.240 --> 0:59:26.920 Otherwise I would have just gone there. In case you're like, 0:59:26.920 --> 0:59:28.600 why don't you just go to information? I go because 0:59:28.640 --> 0:59:30.000 I thought the scrityguard when you walk in would be 0:59:30.040 --> 0:59:33.800 able to tell me. So so I said, excuse. 0:59:33.520 --> 0:59:35.680 Me, can can you help me? 0:59:36.160 --> 0:59:38.720 I'm looking for room one twenty six and there's a 0:59:38.800 --> 0:59:42.840 there's you know those the plastic sign holders like you 0:59:42.880 --> 0:59:47.720 could slide the piece of paper in like like photo holders. Nay, okay. 0:59:48.240 --> 0:59:52.439 On the sign it says for rooms one oh one 0:59:52.520 --> 0:59:55.439 to one twenty six with an arrow to the right. 0:59:56.960 --> 0:59:59.320 So not only do they have a room one twenty 0:59:59.320 --> 1:00:03.040 six scary, but it's so important it's on the fucking 1:00:03.160 --> 1:00:05.840 sign from rooms one on one to one twenty six, 1:00:06.320 --> 1:00:08.760 go to the right. So I said, excuse me, one 1:00:08.840 --> 1:00:09.760 twenty six is this way? 1:00:09.880 --> 1:00:11.400 Yeah? The sign right there. I look at the signs 1:00:11.880 --> 1:00:13.520 right that way. So I said, okay, because you're a 1:00:13.520 --> 1:00:16.760 security guard who works in eight years told me there's. 1:00:16.560 --> 1:00:19.840 No room one twenty six. Oh my god, she says, 1:00:20.080 --> 1:00:22.200 which one. George with the mustache, Yeah, the guy with 1:00:22.240 --> 1:00:23.200 the mustache in the front. 1:00:23.520 --> 1:00:27.720 Just I don't listen to him. How's he How is 1:00:27.760 --> 1:00:31.200 he not being corrected? Right? So I go about my business. 1:00:31.200 --> 1:00:32.480 I do what I got to do in the building, 1:00:32.640 --> 1:00:34.840 and as I come out, guess who's still by the door. 1:00:34.960 --> 1:00:38.800 George, George with the mustache. Did you confront him? What 1:00:38.840 --> 1:00:39.400 would you do? 1:00:40.080 --> 1:00:42.960 I would keep walking because my time is too valuable 1:00:43.320 --> 1:00:44.440 to deal with idiots. 1:00:44.800 --> 1:00:46.720 But you, David Brody, what did you do? 1:00:47.280 --> 1:00:50.160 So? I walked straight out right past him and stopped 1:00:50.160 --> 1:00:53.200 and I said, hey, George, remember me from before? Oh 1:00:53.240 --> 1:00:55.720 my god that I said. You see that white sign 1:00:55.760 --> 1:00:59.720 holder the information? Yeah, David, I said, just so you 1:00:59.720 --> 1:01:02.720 know it says rooms one on one to one twenty six, 1:01:02.800 --> 1:01:05.200 make a right so the next time somebody comes. I 1:01:05.200 --> 1:01:07.360 know you've been here eight years, George, no offense, but 1:01:07.720 --> 1:01:09.760 on your night, as you work towards your ninth year, 1:01:10.240 --> 1:01:12.160 room one twenty six is down the hall to the 1:01:12.240 --> 1:01:12.880 right at the end. 1:01:13.680 --> 1:01:15.840 What did he say? And I walked away? Nothing. 1:01:15.880 --> 1:01:19.200 He looked at me like like, I don't know, ashamed, 1:01:19.200 --> 1:01:21.640 embarrassed or angry, all of it. And I walked out 1:01:21.640 --> 1:01:24.480 and I heard you know what I heard? What I 1:01:24.480 --> 1:01:26.160 heard like we are the champions music playing? 1:01:26.240 --> 1:01:27.800 Yeah, sure you did it? So I heard because I 1:01:27.880 --> 1:01:30.240 fucking won. How do you work? That guy? You know what. 1:01:30.760 --> 1:01:35.200 You know, you know what I heard. I heard you 1:01:35.240 --> 1:01:37.840 know what. The guy says, he works eight years, Guy, 1:01:37.880 --> 1:01:39.640 work eight years. You can tell me what the building. 1:01:39.960 --> 1:01:41.720 You probably want to go to the seventh floor. That's 1:01:41.760 --> 1:01:42.240 what you want. 1:01:42.240 --> 1:01:44.320 You want the seventh floor. No, I don't. I want 1:01:44.320 --> 1:01:47.040 one twenty six. There's no room war twenty six. So 1:01:47.120 --> 1:01:47.440 what is it? 1:01:47.560 --> 1:01:49.520 Some ghost room steering? You tell me it's a ghost 1:01:49.640 --> 1:01:51.440 room that doesn't exist. But you have to go through 1:01:51.720 --> 1:01:54.360 a third dimensional portal like Harry Potter. You run through 1:01:54.360 --> 1:01:56.640 the wall and there's room one twenty six. No, it 1:01:56.720 --> 1:01:57.480 was right Danny end. 1:01:57.400 --> 1:01:58.120 Of the hallway. 1:02:00.120 --> 1:02:02.200 They had a wing on the building seven years ago 1:02:02.240 --> 1:02:03.960 after he started, and he hasn't looked since. 1:02:05.280 --> 1:02:10.880 This guy. Oh yay, guy, guy, you tell me I'm working. Hey, guy, guy, guy. 1:02:11.520 --> 1:02:14.560 Listen, if you're gonna, if you're gonna correct someone be right. 1:02:15.360 --> 1:02:17.160 Goody sends me to the desk, and on the desk 1:02:17.280 --> 1:02:21.600 is the sign that says it's that way, stupid fuck 1:02:21.960 --> 1:02:23.800 and he's the guy keeping the place safe. 1:02:24.120 --> 1:02:30.360 Calm down, that fucking guy. Thank you, George. Wow. Hey, 1:02:30.440 --> 1:02:34.919 by the way, listen next week our morning show. 1:02:35.040 --> 1:02:38.800 That on a vacation again. No, Elvis Duran the Big Show. 1:02:39.360 --> 1:02:41.680 We're taking our show back to the Jersey Shore. We're 1:02:41.720 --> 1:02:44.760 doing our live morning show on Friday morning from Jenkinson's 1:02:44.800 --> 1:02:48.840 in Point Pleasant Beach and we're gonna do a show 1:02:48.880 --> 1:02:50.680 from six to ten am. And it's free and it's 1:02:50.720 --> 1:02:53.000 for all ages. So if you're in the area down 1:02:53.000 --> 1:02:55.840 the shore, come on down and keep one of your 1:02:55.840 --> 1:02:59.800 Brooklyn Boys company, will you. We doors open at seven 1:02:59.800 --> 1:03:00.520 eight m. 1:03:00.920 --> 1:03:01.240 No ex. 1:03:01.360 --> 1:03:03.520 It's always a good time. And by the way, you 1:03:03.600 --> 1:03:05.400 get you get to run a Brooklyn Boys promo now 1:03:05.440 --> 1:03:06.120 on the Elvis Show. 1:03:06.280 --> 1:03:09.640 I do, Yes, we do get to know. Yeah, that's great. 1:03:09.680 --> 1:03:11.560 Case you wondered why we're promoting the Elvis Durant Show 1:03:11.560 --> 1:03:15.160 on this network because it's a great time. In fact, 1:03:15.920 --> 1:03:18.280 we're also a part of the Elvis Durant network of 1:03:18.400 --> 1:03:20.360 podcasts on iHeartRadio. 1:03:19.960 --> 1:03:20.760 That's pretty name. 1:03:21.680 --> 1:03:24.080 Shortly before I left the morning show, I did the 1:03:24.160 --> 1:03:27.880 Jenkinson's broadcast. We had Sting on, Yes, Sting with Shaggy, 1:03:28.200 --> 1:03:29.400 Remember that with Shaggy? 1:03:29.480 --> 1:03:32.360 Yeah, so we have this year we have litl John 1:03:32.560 --> 1:03:41.880 performing live. Yeah, okay, alight, we have Zara Larson and 1:03:42.760 --> 1:03:45.760 Zara Sweetish. She's Sweetish, right. 1:03:45.760 --> 1:03:48.440 Yeah, no, no relation to the clothing chain in the 1:03:48.600 --> 1:03:54.000 in the mall, and uh and uh Zara Zaras and 1:03:54.160 --> 1:03:57.480 uh and Dasha she did the song Austin. 1:03:57.520 --> 1:04:03.600 She's the country artist. If you've got fucked that one, oh, 1:04:03.640 --> 1:04:05.000 why you nailed it. It's almost like she's in. 1:04:05.080 --> 1:04:07.400 The thing is we and we're gonna be starting and 1:04:07.400 --> 1:04:10.200 then there's DJ starting around noon. We got mixed DJs, 1:04:10.240 --> 1:04:14.320 disco Fries and one duo, So this time it's gonna 1:04:14.320 --> 1:04:15.240 be interesting because. 1:04:15.040 --> 1:04:17.120 Whoa what song does disco Fries play? 1:04:17.360 --> 1:04:22.680 Disco Fries never been mine on serious on BPM xm oh. 1:04:22.720 --> 1:04:24.400 Nice, are you gonna Are you gonna dance with your 1:04:24.400 --> 1:04:25.280 hands in the air like. 1:04:25.240 --> 1:04:28.760 Uh, like you're just yeah. But the thing is the artists. 1:04:29.040 --> 1:04:30.920 The music's not gonna start TOI later in the day. 1:04:30.920 --> 1:04:33.040 It's gonna be like a middle afternoon party. It's a 1:04:33.040 --> 1:04:36.000 free concert. I'll be there for a good portion of it. 1:04:36.240 --> 1:04:38.919 But you're gonna have performances during the morning. No, that's 1:04:38.960 --> 1:04:41.520 what's changed, and I'm kind of worried about it. The 1:04:41.520 --> 1:04:45.280 morning show is just we're just doing our broadcast from 1:04:45.320 --> 1:04:47.600 six to ten, and then when we leave, they're just 1:04:47.640 --> 1:04:50.680 gonna play some music and then this show is gonna 1:04:50.680 --> 1:04:52.640 have be a part two with the concert after that 1:04:52.840 --> 1:04:55.080 morning show ends. So well, that'll be fun. You get 1:04:55.120 --> 1:04:56.640 to hang out right by the beach. If it's nice 1:04:56.640 --> 1:04:57.520 weather out, that'll be nice. 1:04:57.600 --> 1:04:57.760 Yeah. 1:04:57.800 --> 1:05:00.960 So it's gonna be in the mid sixties anyway, at 1:05:01.040 --> 1:05:03.640 least the sun may shine so when you were born. Yeah, 1:05:03.680 --> 1:05:04.240 So so. 1:05:04.200 --> 1:05:07.480 Come on down and uh, you know whatever. It would 1:05:07.480 --> 1:05:09.000 be great. It'll be a good time. I would be 1:05:09.080 --> 1:05:10.080 nice to see the slices. 1:05:10.400 --> 1:05:12.160 It would be great. We when are we going to 1:05:12.640 --> 1:05:16.200 Oh and let's just some housekeeping. Continue to make us 1:05:16.240 --> 1:05:18.600 your number one pre set if you can on the 1:05:18.600 --> 1:05:21.560 iHeartRadio app Iet radio app make us number one the 1:05:21.640 --> 1:05:24.960 first position because I'm going to be getting some information 1:05:25.240 --> 1:05:26.920 and I don't know, maybe we'll win an award or 1:05:26.960 --> 1:05:30.920 something if we If we have the most number one presets. 1:05:30.640 --> 1:05:32.880 We've done the most mentioned, We've mentioned it more than 1:05:32.880 --> 1:05:33.439 anybody else. 1:05:33.560 --> 1:05:35.320 Yeah, wouldn't it be sad if we're nowhere near the 1:05:35.360 --> 1:05:38.480 top and we it's like, but the slices, I think. 1:05:38.480 --> 1:05:41.320 We're very You think Joe Rogan is stepping down from 1:05:41.360 --> 1:05:43.360 his interview, is stopping down and going, hey, wait a minute. 1:05:43.480 --> 1:05:47.480 Make sure number one, Yeah, hold on, hold on, stop, 1:05:47.520 --> 1:05:48.320 stop the conversation. 1:05:48.400 --> 1:05:50.880 Make us your first preset, please, make us your first price. 1:05:50.880 --> 1:05:51.400 We do need that. 1:05:51.440 --> 1:05:54.600 We need to help, all right. So there's that bit 1:05:54.640 --> 1:05:58.320 of housekeeping, and there was a people are asking about 1:05:58.320 --> 1:05:59.600 the meet up number two. 1:05:59.680 --> 1:06:02.160 Is that can happen? Ever? Do we want to Vinnie, 1:06:02.160 --> 1:06:03.680 our sales guy, he's got to make it happen. 1:06:04.200 --> 1:06:06.840 Yeah, that idea fell through. I thought that was the 1:06:06.880 --> 1:06:10.120 perfect idea. But what was But we could do it 1:06:10.160 --> 1:06:11.880 on our own if you want. We could talk off 1:06:12.000 --> 1:06:15.120 off air about it off as your old podcast, no 1:06:15.280 --> 1:06:15.960 this podcast. 1:06:16.080 --> 1:06:18.720 No, we listeners have been clamoring. 1:06:19.160 --> 1:06:22.120 I mean we got to cook up Asian Mike with 1:06:22.240 --> 1:06:26.360 uh with Des from Brooklyn the Bronx. Yeah, death is married, 1:06:26.440 --> 1:06:26.919 doesn't matter. 1:06:27.000 --> 1:06:27.600 Yeah, we need to. 1:06:27.600 --> 1:06:29.840 Get Yeah, because I know slices want to meet each other, 1:06:29.960 --> 1:06:32.440 so it would be great. Back in the day we 1:06:32.520 --> 1:06:35.040 used to have Cebe Radio. There was a Cebe Radio break. 1:06:35.080 --> 1:06:37.800 It was called the break. Dude, do you know what 1:06:37.840 --> 1:06:38.160 that is? 1:06:38.200 --> 1:06:40.520 Please? Yeah? It was a meet up. 1:06:41.000 --> 1:06:44.560 Well, well, the old school citizens band radio. Citizens band 1:06:44.640 --> 1:06:47.120 radio would be like a way of communicating to these 1:06:47.160 --> 1:06:49.240 people that you didn't know it was kind of anonymous. 1:06:49.320 --> 1:06:53.120 So they would do these Sunday morning meetups and you 1:06:53.120 --> 1:06:55.360 know where they would meet each other. So this is 1:06:55.480 --> 1:06:59.640 exactly that for present day, where the slices can meet up. 1:06:59.640 --> 1:07:02.560 We need need to provide this service. I'm just letting you. 1:07:02.680 --> 1:07:04.320 Yes, all right, all right, I think we may have 1:07:04.320 --> 1:07:06.400 to get some restraining orders if we're getting all these 1:07:06.400 --> 1:07:09.680 people together. You think so, well, there's some some people 1:07:09.680 --> 1:07:11.479 have been like a little upset with some other people 1:07:11.520 --> 1:07:15.479 on the talkbacks. All alright, I know those people can't 1:07:15.640 --> 1:07:17.640 no beef, No beef at the meat up. 1:07:18.200 --> 1:07:19.000 No, we need beef. 1:07:19.080 --> 1:07:21.640 In fact, I want it to be another steak one. 1:07:21.920 --> 1:07:24.960 Oh fair enough. Maybe we'll do peach in this time 1:07:27.000 --> 1:07:29.240 making classes with the booking boys. I love it. You 1:07:29.240 --> 1:07:37.480 can you can wait, boys, boys,