Speaker 1: Start Up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn.
Speaker 2: Boy, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start up Up.
Speaker 1: They making noise up, start Up, dot.
Speaker 3: Up, Episode three thirty six. It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 3: Yes it is Hi, David Brody, Hello, Scary Jones. How
Speaker 3: you doing three three thirty six?
Speaker 1: It's a lot. Yeah, yeah, you know three plus three
Speaker 1: is six.
Speaker 3: I like when we bask in the afterglow of all
Speaker 3: the podcasts that we've done before this one oh, three
Speaker 3: thirty six. That was some journey that we've been on.
Speaker 3: Three hundred and thirty five podcasts under our belt. Ah,
Speaker 3: look at that. I like gacky to tell you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I do a Marvel podcast which I'm doing later
Speaker 4: today to review and or you can look for that
Speaker 4: on Escape Network on YouTube.
Speaker 1: Anyway.
Speaker 4: The guy I do the podcast with his name is
Speaker 4: Christian and he has another podcast that he's that he does.
Speaker 4: He's up to episodes. I think he up to episode
Speaker 4: four ninety six, ninety five something like that. Yeah, he's
Speaker 4: gonna be celebrating his five hundred episodes soon.
Speaker 1: Wow, do you think we'll make it? Make it the
Speaker 1: five hundred?
Speaker 3: Not with your attitude me, I'm the one who's always
Speaker 3: bright eyed and bushytailed around here.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm the one that's bright, So I guess that's
Speaker 1: what you're you always have an axe to grind. I do.
Speaker 4: And speaking of which, I've got a new song to
Speaker 4: debut later in the show.
Speaker 3: Let me guess it's about me. No, it's about politics.
Speaker 3: I'm looking to upset half the audience, and of course
Speaker 3: it's about you. Okay, what did I do this time?
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter. We'll play this song later. Slices swear
Speaker 3: as I'm standing here right now. He didn't tell me
Speaker 3: about this. I had no idea this is coming.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 4: No, I'm never gonna played for you. That's why I
Speaker 4: got this set up here. I can play it off
Speaker 4: my phone. What's the old days I had to send
Speaker 4: you the song?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Right, what's the song? What's the subject matter?
Speaker 4: Not telling you anything? Not telling you anything? It doesn't
Speaker 4: matter that the matter doesn't matter. No, I sang it
Speaker 4: myself with this golden voice. Yes, it's an AI created song,
Speaker 4: but it sounds it's it's terrific.
Speaker 1: I'm very proud of it.
Speaker 3: I am loving all the AI songs that are out
Speaker 3: there on Instagram, reels and tiktoks. We send each other back.
Speaker 3: We should have send them to each other back and forth.
Speaker 3: There they're great. Some of them are more clever than others.
Speaker 4: Well, mostly we send each other the ones that are
Speaker 4: AI songs. Of the nasty comments about the video the
Speaker 4: comment section comment section. AI songs are hysterical and did you.
Speaker 1: Believe you get the one I sent you today? Well?
Speaker 4: Yet last night with the guy uh has a face?
Speaker 4: Think about his face?
Speaker 1: Yet with the nose? No, no, no, no, the nostril
Speaker 1: say anything that one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's so sad that we can't even because half
Speaker 3: the they would offend half our audience. If some of
Speaker 3: the stuff that we exchange back and forth in our dms, i'
Speaker 3: my guy, it's like we should have a podcast based
Speaker 3: on that.
Speaker 1: But I don't think people would want to see that
Speaker 1: side of us because we have like a nasty humor.
Speaker 4: You know what's bad when like a third of the
Speaker 4: comments are like, I'm laughing, but I'm going to hell
Speaker 4: for this. Yeah, right, by the way, it doesn't get
Speaker 4: you out of help of saying that if there's a hell,
Speaker 4: and I don't know how it works, but you're like,
Speaker 4: I'm probably gonna go to hell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess I guess.
Speaker 3: I think that makes them feel better about themselves for
Speaker 3: pasted it on to their friends. Because I mean, I
Speaker 3: don't know about you guys in your group slices, but
Speaker 3: do you send in appropriate reels back and forth to
Speaker 3: each other? Because I have a group of friends that
Speaker 3: I do, and and I know there's some people that
Speaker 3: can tolerate certain things and other people I han't.
Speaker 4: So, but you all have that inappropriate price. So you
Speaker 4: watch a video, you're like, ooh, ooh, I shouldn't be
Speaker 4: laughing at that. That's offensive. But you're like, but it's fucking.
Speaker 1: Fun, like eleven people right now, right, But so you
Speaker 1: know who the eleven are, but you also know who
Speaker 1: the three. You can't send it correct?
Speaker 3: Oh my god? Yes, oh yeah. Every reel that I
Speaker 3: send is curated. Yeah, because I think about it in
Speaker 3: my head. Do I really want to send this to
Speaker 3: that person? This person will get a laugh out of this,
Speaker 3: This one won't. Anything involving AI parodies and really inappropriate
Speaker 3: shit and humor I always sent to Brody, right, but Scary.
Speaker 1: And I have to work on a rule.
Speaker 4: The rule is if there's five videos waiting that the
Speaker 4: other person sent you that you haven't watched yet. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you can't send them any more videos.
Speaker 1: I've fallen behind. Yeah, you've fallen behind.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, oh my god, I want I want Skater, like,
Speaker 4: I want his thoughts on that one. I send Scary
Speaker 4: a video which he finally watched, where it's a guy
Speaker 4: getting things thrown at him, and it was like me
Speaker 4: getting sent videos by my friend who keeps sending me videos.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the assembly line.
Speaker 1: Keep throwing shit at him.
Speaker 3: I'm like, that's you, that's me sending you reels because
Speaker 3: I can't keep up.
Speaker 4: The thing that gets me is the people in the
Speaker 4: comments who write, I don't find this funny. Nobody needs
Speaker 4: to know that. Yeah, just scroll, just take you figure, move,
Speaker 4: wipe this. This isn't funny yet it is. If you're
Speaker 4: not funny, you can't say something definitively is not funny.
Speaker 4: What you mean is it's not funny to you, and
Speaker 4: that's fine, But I don't care. Add something to the
Speaker 4: conversation or get the vue out right, much like our talkbacks.
Speaker 1: Add something to the conversation. Right.
Speaker 3: My guess is it showed up in your algorithm because
Speaker 3: deep down you like it.
Speaker 1: You don't want to admit you like it.
Speaker 3: But when the large person jumps on the slip and
Speaker 3: slide and goes a foot because they don't slip or slide,
Speaker 3: you're like, oh god, that's kind of funny. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: you're like, oh, I feel bad, but it's god funny. Listen,
Speaker 3: if you do something that's kind of funny, right and
Speaker 3: you post it, you know you're you're kind of saying like,
Speaker 3: I'd like feedback. That's a new thing now where people
Speaker 3: know that they're unattractive or very large, like they're looking
Speaker 3: for the they just wanted to.
Speaker 1: So they lean into it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they sit right because they know they're gonna
Speaker 3: get I don't care. They don't care about the comment section, right,
Speaker 3: And I'm fine with that. If you're comfortable enough to
Speaker 3: know that you're gonna get shit. Yeah, well you're fine
Speaker 3: with it, like that's fine. Like the other day, for
Speaker 3: what this happened to me?
Speaker 1: Oh, you put that picture up of you in a
Speaker 1: bathing suit? No, no, no, worse. Oh I'm actually I'm
Speaker 1: actually okay in a bathing suit these days?
Speaker 3: Remember a second quarter security? Yeah, although that jumping around video, that's.
Speaker 1: The one I'm talking about. You already know.
Speaker 3: So that was I already knew that I was gonna
Speaker 3: get craped for so in case you don't know what
Speaker 3: we're talking about. During the Elvis Strand Morning Show, we
Speaker 3: always have cameras on us, and there was a song
Speaker 3: that was on and it had like, you know me,
Speaker 3: I like my drummend bass, I like when there's a
Speaker 3: good beat drop, I like that techno shit. And all
Speaker 3: of a sudden, this EDM song had it was a
Speaker 3: David ghett I believe it was. Oh it was to
Speaker 3: the tune of It was the final countdown from Europe,
Speaker 3: the final Countdown to Okay, and it was a techno
Speaker 3: version that David Getta released and I'm like, this is
Speaker 3: a fucking banger. So we started playing it on the
Speaker 3: air and I start jumping around like a gorilla behind Elvis,
Speaker 3: dancing to her. Now about maybe three seconds into the dance.
Speaker 1: I'm realizing, oh shit, I'm not just on the radio.
Speaker 3: I'm actually on camera right now, and Deanna, who does
Speaker 3: our video stuff, is in the back capturing this. So
Speaker 3: I have a chance to stop right now, and then
Speaker 3: there won't be enough for a clip to put.
Speaker 1: Up online to go viral yep.
Speaker 3: Or I could lean into it and dance for the
Speaker 3: next thirty seconds like a gorilla, and I chose watching.
Speaker 3: I chose the latter, like no one's watching, didn't care.
Speaker 3: I was like jumping up and down all over the place,
Speaker 3: and behind Elvis. Elvis was like also probably playing it up.
Speaker 1: Like get away from me, get away like face palming.
Speaker 3: So pretty much, I chose that moment, Brody to not
Speaker 3: give a fuck about what people thought. I'm like, you
Speaker 3: know what, let this go online, let people say what
Speaker 3: they're gonna say.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dance. And did you read the comments? Did
Speaker 1: you ignore them?
Speaker 3: I ignored them because I know people said some crazy shit. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I know what. It was late at night,
Speaker 3: I was drunk. Did you read the comments?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: Well I wasn't drunk. No, because it was an instant story,
Speaker 4: so I can't see that.
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 4: I didn't see any direct messages. But and I also
Speaker 4: didn't look at the it's a real no, no, no,
Speaker 4: it's out there right now. It's they made it into
Speaker 4: a reel, so this is all. I saw it as
Speaker 4: your instat story. I didn't see it as a reel.
Speaker 1: I reposted it. That's how proud I was of it.
Speaker 4: Oh, I wouldn't look at the comments because what's gonna happen.
Speaker 4: People are gonna say positive things and I'll have to
Speaker 4: give them shit for that because they're they're lying, or
Speaker 4: they're going to say negative things, and after we go
Speaker 4: after them and they're like, how's it going to look?
Speaker 4: When the guy doesn't even work there anymore? Is like
Speaker 4: going after Skier. He's attackers. That's not my place. I
Speaker 4: don't look not my place. I do find it interesting
Speaker 4: that after I left the show is when they installed
Speaker 4: cameras at everybody's microphones and all over the studio. Oh well,
Speaker 4: thank god there were on cameras about to say.
Speaker 3: You would never you would never have liked that. You
Speaker 3: would have been miserable, right, yeah, do you know what
Speaker 3: that is?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, Oh.
Speaker 3: I decided it's time to start video recording in addition
Speaker 3: to the audio we're recording right now. I figured that
Speaker 3: maybe want some video for some future for future purposes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're not going to post that. Are you trying
Speaker 4: to get a clip of me being as bad as you?
Speaker 4: And that dance clip? Because I'm not going to jump
Speaker 4: up and down and dance all right?
Speaker 3: If you want there to be no, we should record
Speaker 3: some video, right, do we want video?
Speaker 1: No? Oh we don't. Okay, all right, we don't. We'll
Speaker 1: move on. We'll move on, all right.
Speaker 4: So we were talking about people who send each other
Speaker 4: too many video and everybody. Most people have friends like
Speaker 4: that to send twenty videos. I told you last episode
Speaker 4: about Pete, the guy that.
Speaker 1: Came along to dinner.
Speaker 3: Pete was the undivided guests you were trying to you.
Speaker 1: You cared about the draft and what you write.
Speaker 4: And then Pete came along and I said Pete was
Speaker 4: a nice guy, not you know, nice enough guy in
Speaker 4: down the road. I'm sure we can be friendly animosity
Speaker 4: for Pete's sake.
Speaker 1: Haha. Well, here's the problem.
Speaker 4: So Pete that I told you about. Pete's not on
Speaker 4: social media. So if you're not on social media, you
Speaker 4: can't send memes and reels and TikTok videos to your friends.
Speaker 4: But if you have the phone number because you were
Speaker 4: part of a group chat, you can send text messages
Speaker 4: of memes that you think are funny.
Speaker 3: Okay, now, in our lives, if I see a funny meme,
Speaker 3: what do I do with it?
Speaker 1: What do you do with it?
Speaker 3: Can you see a funny meme. Oh, I send it
Speaker 3: on to everybody, to the whole group chat. But how
Speaker 3: how you text it? If it depends on where it's living.
Speaker 3: If it's living in Instagram, I just click the little
Speaker 3: airplane and I share it in Instagram. If it's a
Speaker 3: text message, I share it on text. Okay, I try
Speaker 3: not to cross pollinate. Okay, So a couple of things
Speaker 3: before I forget slices. I love when you see a
Speaker 3: video that you feel like, oh my god, Brody would
Speaker 3: love this video. But when you send me eight videos,
Speaker 3: I can't keep up and I feel bad. So just
Speaker 3: a reminder, send me that one or two that you
Speaker 3: love that you know I will love.
Speaker 4: But if it's just like oh boom boom, I can't
Speaker 4: keep up and then I feel then I get guilt.
Speaker 4: All right, So anyway, I.
Speaker 1: Have a few people like that in my dms. They
Speaker 1: send me too much and then I feel bad. I
Speaker 1: can't watch them.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and I want a lot of them because
Speaker 3: I respect your opinion of what you think I will like,
Speaker 3: but it's it's too much.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: So if you see I haven't so I comment on
Speaker 4: all the videos. I'll put a smiley face, a heart
Speaker 4: I'll give some kind of emoji. Okay, if I haven't
Speaker 4: given any feedback on the last seven videos you've sent,
Speaker 4: that's a that's a that's a hint to pause until
Speaker 4: I catch up, because I will eventually catch up. But
Speaker 4: if I have it, don't be like, oh he probab
Speaker 4: watched him, but he didn't comment. No, No, I will
Speaker 4: always let you know I watched him.
Speaker 1: Anyway. Back to Pete.
Speaker 4: So, Pete isn't on Instagram, we're not Facebook friends, he's
Speaker 4: not on Twitter with me. He's not on blue Sky
Speaker 4: or TikTok any other way he could send me stuff.
Speaker 4: So he sends them to me and my friend constantly
Speaker 4: memes memes all hours of the day, four or five
Speaker 4: a day. Yeah, he's the meme machine. The meme machine.
Speaker 4: That's my favorite wrestler back in.
Speaker 1: The eighties, the meme Machine. Yeah, meme Machine. So I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't want to be rude, right, So I said
Speaker 3: to my friend, dude, what's up with meme Machine. He's like, well,
Speaker 3: he's not on social media like you are, So this
Speaker 3: is what normal people do.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 3: I said, yeah, but I've only I only met him once.
Speaker 3: I didn't sign up for a meme machine. I don't
Speaker 3: need to see funny memes.
Speaker 1: I got enough.
Speaker 3: The worst part of it is it's a push meaning,
Speaker 3: a text meaning you have to see if you get
Speaker 3: all alert every time one comes in.
Speaker 1: It's not like it vibrates.
Speaker 3: Yeah, at least with Instagram or you know, TikTok, you
Speaker 3: can kind of correct look at them and at your
Speaker 3: leisure when you.
Speaker 1: Decided to go get them correct.
Speaker 4: So I get a text message alert, I'm like, oh, okay,
Speaker 4: it's a group chat. So I'm like, oh, is it
Speaker 4: my friend or this guy Pete. I'm like, oh, it's Pete.
Speaker 4: He sent another meme a meme machine. He's mean machine.
Speaker 1: So I so my friend.
Speaker 4: Says, you got to put up with it. That's just
Speaker 4: the way he is. He likes you know, he thinks
Speaker 4: you're funny, and he's trying to send you funny stuff.
Speaker 4: I go, that's great, but then he needs to be funny.
Speaker 3: Sending me a meme that somebody else wrote, Okay, but
Speaker 3: I put it in my Instagram.
Speaker 4: Send me a link. I just I can't take the
Speaker 4: text messages. I can't not like over and over and
Speaker 4: over again. Plus you know, no one's on my schedule.
Speaker 4: I'm sleeping late. So he says, send me memes at
Speaker 4: nine o'clock in the morning, and I'm like, oh, another
Speaker 4: meme from Pete.
Speaker 1: So I'm on A can't. I can't. I can't. If
Speaker 1: I mute him, it'll be obvious that I'm not that
Speaker 1: I'm you know, I'm on. I'm on.
Speaker 3: I'm on a threat with Scotty B. It's just Scotty
Speaker 3: B from The Big Show and me and a third person.
Speaker 3: And this third person once once again, similar to the
Speaker 3: meme machine, does not have social media, gets these memes,
Speaker 3: thinks they're funny, and then we'll just group chat Scotty
Speaker 3: and me once a week. Once a week is fine,
Speaker 3: every day, two or three a day. Yeah, this guy, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's him.
Speaker 1: How okay, this guy that's on your group chat? Yes?
Speaker 1: How long you actually know? Okay? So he's an acquaintance.
Speaker 3: He we know him for about I want to say
Speaker 3: about maybe ten years okay, but that's but he's an
Speaker 3: acquaintance Brody. And the reason why Scotty and I got
Speaker 3: put on this thread with him was because we were
Speaker 3: at an event somewhere on the same day and it
Speaker 3: was the three of us and we had one random
Speaker 3: conversation the three of us, and I guess he felt, oh,
Speaker 3: let's start a group chat the three of us now,
Speaker 3: truth be told. I love Scotty beat to death, but
Speaker 3: on a normal day, you know, we don't really talk
Speaker 3: like non stop on text message. Right, So now I'm
Speaker 3: tied in on a text with this guy that I
Speaker 3: rarely speak to with Scotty. And then Scotty and I
Speaker 3: sometimes side bar each other like, all right, is this
Speaker 3: guy done yet?
Speaker 1: I mean, was that really funny? Was that necessary?
Speaker 3: But we don't have the heart to tell him that
Speaker 3: this is just an added noise in our life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, same thing. But here's the thing.
Speaker 4: You know this guy ten years right, Yeah, that is
Speaker 4: nine point nine to eight more years than I know Pete.
Speaker 1: I met Pete once, So what are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: You're gonna tell us to say something to Pete about
Speaker 1: are you gonna dress it? Well?
Speaker 4: I went to dinner with my friend last night, the
Speaker 4: one who invited Pete. We went to dinner and I said, uh,
Speaker 4: when he showed up, I said, oh, no surprise guests
Speaker 4: this time.
Speaker 1: He'said, what do you mean? I go, Well, last time
Speaker 1: you invited Pete?
Speaker 4: So I was wondering which of you many friends, I
Speaker 4: don't know who's going to come to this dinner.
Speaker 1: He's like, aha, I go, is he is Pete? Okay?
Speaker 4: He said, why do you ask? I said, because I
Speaker 4: didn't get any memes today. I want to make sure
Speaker 4: he's okay. He's like, you're a wise as. I go, yeah, yes,
Speaker 4: that's why we're friends. My friends are wisess also, so
Speaker 4: I hope Pete's okay. Shout out Pete.
Speaker 3: But a couple of days without memes, I've been good, yeah,
Speaker 3: with Bertie and Scary. So well, by the way, why
Speaker 3: are you in a rush today? You, of all people
Speaker 3: want to get started with you, like, what's going on?
Speaker 1: I know?
Speaker 4: Well, first of all, well the big I told you
Speaker 4: I have a podcast at four o'clock today, all right,
Speaker 4: and we.
Speaker 1: Know which one pays the bills, and that's this one.
Speaker 3: That's correct. But the other one's fun, not that this
Speaker 3: one is. Oh really, it's like that, huh.
Speaker 1: No, the other one is also fun.
Speaker 4: So I do that one with different friends because you
Speaker 4: don't know anything about Star Wars or Marvel, and we
Speaker 4: do a Marvel and Disney.
Speaker 1: Podcast star Wars. So that's that's the nerd herd.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I will tell you if you're a Star
Speaker 4: Wars fan, the TV show and or which it just released,
Speaker 4: it's finished releasing.
Speaker 1: Its second season is a masterpiece. It is.
Speaker 3: It is epically good, like ridiculously fantastic. Season one was tremendous.
Speaker 3: Season two might be even better.
Speaker 1: So good. So we'll be talking about that four o'clock.
Speaker 1: So good.
Speaker 4: That's on your Geekscape search for a Geekscape network on YouTube.
Speaker 4: And again, if you don't watch it live, it lives
Speaker 4: up there forever.
Speaker 1: Hey I got a question.
Speaker 3: Yes, I probably have an answer. I still got a
Speaker 3: song coming up soon. Oh I can't you know what
Speaker 3: scratch my Qut?
Speaker 1: No, no, I want to heat questions.
Speaker 4: I want to comment on it. No, no, you'll get
Speaker 4: to comment on it. But do your question for us?
Speaker 3: Do you think that the way we dance is generational?
Speaker 3: And here's and not talking about dance moves like you know,
Speaker 3: you know, break dancing or the robot or the you
Speaker 3: know or the meshed potato. What I mean the way
Speaker 3: we dance Because my cousin Nicole, who's a teacher, said
Speaker 3: that gen X has a specific way of moving on
Speaker 3: the dance floor. Again, when I talk about organized moves
Speaker 3: or dances that are predetermined, talking about you know, the
Speaker 3: moves that we do and the way we move. So
Speaker 3: for instance, like you do the lip bite, no gen
Speaker 3: X apparently dances with their hands in the air like
Speaker 3: they just don't ca'n't catch or like a lot of
Speaker 3: songs encourage that, a lot of raising of the roof,
Speaker 3: the roof, the roof, the roof is on all that stuff.
Speaker 3: But so if you're if you're dancing with your hands
Speaker 3: in the air or pushing up or fist pumping, apparently
Speaker 3: your gen X because just by seeing the person dance,
Speaker 3: because your hands will be up. Whereas also when they
Speaker 3: can plain at their shoulders hard afterwards, their gen X.
Speaker 1: There's that.
Speaker 3: But millennials are not even millennials gen z. They say,
Speaker 3: dances with their hands at eye level, like they'll push
Speaker 3: out almost like personal space, give me my personal space.
Speaker 3: But they dance like this like at eye let like
Speaker 3: their hands and their arms or at eye level. So
Speaker 3: if they're gonna do they wouldn't do a full on
Speaker 3: pump or raise the roof. If it's that they give
Speaker 3: you like the people's elbow or something I don't know.
Speaker 1: You have a question.
Speaker 4: You have a question, So what you don't see? Guys,
Speaker 4: it's scary as re enacting what he's saying. He he's
Speaker 4: he's acting out the dance moves he's describing, and he's like, look,
Speaker 4: they do their hands at eye level, but his hands
Speaker 4: are by.
Speaker 1: His boobs as he's doing that. Well that's the eye level.
Speaker 1: Eye levels up. He is scary. You know what.
Speaker 3: You know what I level means the level of your
Speaker 3: eyes or no, eye level is many level and below
Speaker 3: and like by your chest. But they dance what you said?
Speaker 1: Okay, well either way, yeah, I guess. So I think that.
Speaker 3: Do you think dancing is generational like that? Or is
Speaker 3: my cousin smoking smoking crack? No, everybody in the fifties
Speaker 3: was doing the twist. It was they were gyrating their hips.
Speaker 3: It was more about that then. Nobody was gyrating their
Speaker 3: hips when we were learned growing up.
Speaker 1: So if I don't, I don't want to give my age.
Speaker 3: So if I'm out somewhere, I don't want it to
Speaker 3: be like, oh my god, that that guy right there that.
Speaker 4: You think people look at you and they can't tell
Speaker 4: how old you are until you dance is that what
Speaker 4: you're going with.
Speaker 3: I think they may give me credit as being young younger.
Speaker 3: You think you think you're a millennial. I could be
Speaker 3: late millennial. Yeah, millennials. The oldest millennials are now like
Speaker 3: in their early forties. I could absolutely early. I could
Speaker 3: pass for like late thirties on a good night, if
Speaker 3: she's drunk enough, if no, you kidding me, If I
Speaker 3: get enough sleep, if I get enough sleep, if I
Speaker 3: get if I rest all day and I take a
Speaker 3: shower and I shave, and I do my hair up,
Speaker 3: and I'm feeling good and I'm relaxed, I could. And
Speaker 3: the lighting is low, I could pass in this photoshop. No, no,
Speaker 3: in person, I could. I can pass myself off as
Speaker 3: being in my late thirties. I've been mistaken for being
Speaker 3: in my late thirties. Now right now, I look and
Speaker 3: feel like ass because it's three o'clock in the afternoon.
Speaker 3: I've been up since four AM. Yeah, I took a
Speaker 3: shower at five. I just I'm dirty. I'm like whatever,
Speaker 3: I'm disheveled. I haven't shaved in a couple of days.
Speaker 3: My hair's a mess.
Speaker 1: Fucking look about sixty five, and we're in a Ratty
Speaker 1: T shirt. I'm like zero foks given right now? So
Speaker 1: right now?
Speaker 4: You want and you wanted to do video today? Not necessarily,
Speaker 4: Yeah you should read you should the good thing. We
Speaker 4: rethought that. No, but I feel that I can be No,
Speaker 4: I could be mistaken for a forty year old.
Speaker 1: Buying a seven year old even though I'm fifty one. No,
Speaker 1: I've mistaken you for thirty. Is a thirty year old
Speaker 1: mistaken you for thirty? Have we had this conversation on
Speaker 1: the podcast before.
Speaker 4: I don't know, But let me ask a question. Who's
Speaker 4: mistaken you for thirty? A thirty year old or a
Speaker 4: five year old? No, a twenty year old, twenty four
Speaker 4: year old?
Speaker 3: Oh, because today everybody looks older. Maybe they don't know age.
Speaker 3: A twenty year old, you could be fifty, you could
Speaker 3: be thirty.
Speaker 1: You're just old.
Speaker 3: No, I just have I don't have. I don't have
Speaker 3: the mileage on me that someone has. We've talked about
Speaker 3: this part of it right on the podcast. But how
Speaker 3: you know when you have you know, kids, there's mileage. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we've done this before. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so I feel like because I look older
Speaker 1: because they kids.
Speaker 3: Yet didn't we discuss this here or was it a
Speaker 3: different podcast.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, no, in a nutshell.
Speaker 3: My my hypothesis is that I have less mileage on
Speaker 3: me because I have less anxiety, less stress. Why because
Speaker 3: I never got married. I live alone, I make my
Speaker 3: own decisions, everything's at ease, and I don't have any kids.
Speaker 3: So your theory is and I therefore I come off
Speaker 3: as younger.
Speaker 4: Having a wife and kids is stressful and adds to
Speaker 4: your your poor health.
Speaker 3: Now then I'm thinking about it. We have not had
Speaker 3: this conversation on this podcast. Yes, I feel like we have. Yes,
Speaker 3: I feel like, yes, I have I feel like we
Speaker 3: have Yes. I feel that way. I feel that if
Speaker 3: you like you, Brody, you know, but there's other people
Speaker 3: that you.
Speaker 4: Have three kids, but they don't. They don't provide an
Speaker 4: ounce of stress to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I look at you, but yeah, I feel that
Speaker 3: as a result of me not having been put through
Speaker 3: the ringer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but also listen, my kids are fantastic and bring
Speaker 1: me a ton of joy as well, and you don't
Speaker 1: have that either. So oh, I got joy. I got,
Speaker 1: I got I got the joy of not having you got.
Speaker 4: You got you got you got joy? Dish washing the jersey.
Speaker 4: That's the dish under you sink. That's what you got.
Speaker 1: I have. I'm enjoyed. I'm enjoyed. No, but you don't
Speaker 1: feel that way, Well you don't.
Speaker 4: There's other people in your life that don't have a
Speaker 4: wife and kids, and I wouldn't say, look thirty all right?
Speaker 4: Sex on the way, Dave, how old does he look?
Speaker 4: M Yeah he could pass for like forty six.
Speaker 1: Yeah he's how old is he's fifty five? Oh shit?
Speaker 1: Yeah he looks good. It's a lot of sex. I
Speaker 1: guess that helps. I don't know. I I do think
Speaker 1: it plays a part.
Speaker 3: I think stress and anxiety play a part in your age,
Speaker 3: the way you appear. Yeah, but I don't think that's
Speaker 3: from a wife and kids. So togical question.
Speaker 4: Lots of people that are happily married that don't have
Speaker 4: stress from their wife and kids.
Speaker 3: If I'd like to disguise my age on the dance floor,
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna dance with my hands in the air
Speaker 3: like I just don't care. I'm gonna try and do
Speaker 3: some moves at.
Speaker 1: Eye let eye level hands.
Speaker 4: I level hands, all right, because but it's a thing
Speaker 4: I told my kid, are you gonna do the cabbage patch?
Speaker 4: Because that's that's the hands are in the same area
Speaker 4: basically as you're talking about.
Speaker 3: I guess I don't know. But my cousin, but listen,
Speaker 3: she's a high school teacher. She she's onto all the trends.
Speaker 3: But that's what her kids tell her in her class.
Speaker 3: But don't you think people.
Speaker 4: Will see you going look at that that gen X
Speaker 4: are trying to trying to dance young? I mean, isn't
Speaker 4: it the same as like where trying to dance like, dude,
Speaker 4: look at the old dude trying to dance young. You
Speaker 4: can't dance young if people if you dance young around
Speaker 4: twenty year olds.
Speaker 1: But like, look at it at all.
Speaker 3: I'm questioning the fact that it's even a thing because
Speaker 3: I think that young kids didn't they throw their hands
Speaker 3: in the air.
Speaker 1: No, maybe they don't. I don't know how true.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to think about the times I've seen my
Speaker 4: kids dance. I don't recall them putting their hands in
Speaker 4: the air. I don't, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: All right, just food for thought my podcast. We will
Speaker 1: be right back. You were saying something before the commercial break.
Speaker 3: Sorry, what hold on, hold on, let me look at
Speaker 3: let me get these gen X is nineteen what five
Speaker 3: to what years were millennials? No?
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, well here we're gen Z born
Speaker 1: nineteen ninety six and beyond. Oh, gen Z is ninety
Speaker 1: seven to twenty twelve. That's correct, all right, So my
Speaker 1: kids are My kids are gen Z, although I will
Speaker 1: tell you that one, maybe two of them will deny that.
Speaker 3: Oh, they're going to tell you that millennials, yeah why.
Speaker 4: Because they think gen Z is not a generation they'd
Speaker 4: like to advertise being.
Speaker 3: Ooh, I want to be the fly on the wall
Speaker 3: when you break it to them that they are actually
Speaker 3: gen Z.
Speaker 1: And let's see if they flip. This is one of them.
Speaker 4: I think one of them think, well, you know what,
Speaker 4: I gotta be honest with I don't want first of all,
Speaker 4: I don't want to quote my kids.
Speaker 1: It's their lives and their opinions. But I think one
Speaker 1: of them, yeah, being a gen Z or jen why
Speaker 1: is not an opinion, it's a fact. It's it's a
Speaker 1: it's a mathematical gen Why is millennial? Right? That is correct? Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right? So hold on, what years are millennials born?
Speaker 1: Let's see that we already know nineteen eighty to nineteen
Speaker 1: ninety six.
Speaker 4: Eighty one to ninety six. Okay, there, so my kids
Speaker 4: aren't millennials, all right, They're not. Oh, you gonna break
Speaker 4: break their hearts today?
Speaker 3: No, I don't, no, no, I'm not gonna no. I
Speaker 3: don't remember which one have a debate, get into a fight.
Speaker 1: I just remember. No.
Speaker 4: No, I remember one of them saying that they did
Speaker 4: not want to be part of the generation, that they.
Speaker 1: Were bad, so sad. They are too bad, so sad.
Speaker 4: Hey, speaking of which, you know, there's an ex football player.
Speaker 4: He was played mostly for the Jets, the Bengals, and
Speaker 4: the Arizona Cardinals, or the same whenever they played with them,
Speaker 4: the Cardinals. Maybe they're saying Lewis Cardinals anyway. Uh, you
Speaker 4: know Boomer Siason. He's a legend in New York. Played
Speaker 4: for the Jets's quarterback left hand and he's now he's
Speaker 4: now one of the morning show hosts in New York
Speaker 4: on the sports station. And I've played charity softball with
Speaker 4: him a couple of times. We used to park in
Speaker 4: the same garage when we work downtown. They see him
Speaker 4: all the time.
Speaker 3: And his his real name isn't Boomer, but that was
Speaker 3: his nickname in school, like fifty years ago when he
Speaker 3: was in school. Okay, Boomer, so he's Boomer Siason.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like how does he get away from like his
Speaker 1: co host like if like like okay, scary, but if
Speaker 1: you're constantly going okay, Boomer, okay, Boomer.
Speaker 3: It's it's like women whose names. Like there's a couple
Speaker 3: of women in pickleball. Their names their name's Karen. Like
Speaker 3: so when when you come on the pick a ball court,
Speaker 3: especially when I'm already there, like if I win, I'm
Speaker 3: usually there holding the ball and I'm waiting for two
Speaker 3: more people to come on, and they'll come up and
Speaker 3: if you don't know them, like hey I'm Mike.
Speaker 4: I go ahead, Mike, I'm David, good luck, and then
Speaker 4: we play. But if it comes up, she's like, hey,
Speaker 4: I'm Karen.
Speaker 1: Not like that.
Speaker 3: They always go not like that. They have to like
Speaker 3: qualify it and go not like my name's Karen.
Speaker 1: But I'm not like that because they probably heard it
Speaker 1: a million times.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I feel bad like if you have a
Speaker 3: name that is brutalized, like like you know, if your
Speaker 3: name is Leo. Now you know people like making Pope jokes.
Speaker 3: Oh absolutely, yeah, did you see the Leo DiCaprio pope meme. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: I'll text it to you, text it to me. Actually,
Speaker 3: if you can send it snail mail, that would be great.
Speaker 1: Boomer. Yeah, I'll print it out and mail, print it
Speaker 1: out and mail it. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So yeah, if your name's Karen or like your nicknames, Boomer,
Speaker 3: that's that's it's difficult. But I think Leo's got Did
Speaker 3: you guys do what would be your pope name on
Speaker 3: the morning show?
Speaker 1: No? How do you arrive that from that? Like, how
Speaker 1: do you arrive on your pope name?
Speaker 4: I figured it in the prep that you guys get,
Speaker 4: you know, one morning shows also get something that get
Speaker 4: prep where like companies write, you know, they summarize stories
Speaker 4: and news articles, and sometimes they'll give topic suggestions and
Speaker 4: a lot of morning shows around the country will subscribe
Speaker 4: to the same one. And I know Elvis doesn't do
Speaker 4: that because you guys do original shit. But there are
Speaker 4: morning shows that, like in every market in the country,
Speaker 4: they'll all read the same ideas and they'll be doing
Speaker 4: the same bit all over the country. Yeah, like it
Speaker 4: was their idea, And so I was thinking, you know,
Speaker 4: like how you figure out your poor name is like
Speaker 4: your street and your dogs and they all that fake bullshit.
Speaker 4: I just figured somebody would have written into the prep
Speaker 4: one day for somebody like, heyre's an idea if you
Speaker 4: wanted to figure out your pope name. Take your grandfa,
Speaker 4: this name, whatever, whatever shit. And I'm like, there's got
Speaker 4: to be something like made up with it. So I
Speaker 4: was like, I don't I'm not Catholics. I wouldn't never
Speaker 4: come up with my pope name. But if you had
Speaker 4: to pick a name that was sounded popish, what would
Speaker 4: your pope name be? Would you be Pope Anthony because
Speaker 4: that's your name. Anthony sounds Catholic enough. I don't think
Speaker 4: Anthony was ever a pope. But then don't you have
Speaker 4: to choose names that there were before? Like Pope Leo?
Speaker 3: Like Leo was there, he's like the fourteenth this guy,
Speaker 3: so this is Leo the fourteenth there with thirteen Leo's
Speaker 3: before him.
Speaker 1: Can you be the originator?
Speaker 3: Can you be an originator of a name, like somebody
Speaker 3: who was Pope David, Like could Pope David be a thing?
Speaker 4: Are you allowed to start start a new name? Well,
Speaker 4: Pope John Paul the second was only the second.
Speaker 3: So the second John. But I'm sure there's been brother
Speaker 3: Pope John's before. Yeah, but that's not my point. My
Speaker 3: point is he chose John Paul and he was only
Speaker 3: the second John Paul.
Speaker 1: And that wasn't even his name. Well that's why you
Speaker 1: take a name, dumbass.
Speaker 3: But I don't want Yeah, what's the whole purpose of
Speaker 3: taking names? What if I just want to be the
Speaker 3: name that I am?
Speaker 1: You think Leo should have stayed as Pope Bob, Pope Bob.
Speaker 1: Why not? He's American Pope Bob.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but the American Parzonan to dore keeping your name,
Speaker 4: none of than keeping like Pope Bob.
Speaker 1: Now here's the thing.
Speaker 3: What if his name actually was Leo and he's like, oh,
Speaker 3: Pop Leo, but I'm naming myself after the last Pope.
Speaker 1: You're like, no, you're just keeping your name. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm naming myself after Pope Leo. Well, if you became pope,
Speaker 1: you might be pop.
Speaker 3: I read somewhere that he chose Leo because of the
Speaker 3: type of person that the last Leo was. Yes, so
Speaker 3: they they kind of fall into line with that thinking,
Speaker 3: and they're like, you know what, this person thought this
Speaker 3: way and fought for this and stuff to that. So
Speaker 3: I'm going to choose that because that's the direction I'm
Speaker 3: going into.
Speaker 4: Yes, you listen, it's not your type of movie, but
Speaker 4: slices if if, if you haven't already, I.
Speaker 1: Know that I want to see the Conclave. Conclave.
Speaker 3: Conclave, not the Just Conclave is a fantastic movie. Okay,
Speaker 3: fantastic movie.
Speaker 1: I want to say this movie.
Speaker 3: I told you I went to see and then there
Speaker 3: were women behind me who are very must have been
Speaker 3: very conservative just whatever, they were, like offended when they
Speaker 3: walked out. Yeah, I can't believe they got trash and it. Dude,
Speaker 3: don't go to a movie about the Catholic Church if
Speaker 3: you're worried that you're gonna be offended.
Speaker 4: There's nothing offensive in the movie. It's the acting is amazing,
Speaker 4: the writing's terrific. But it's not it's a it's a
Speaker 4: it's not one hundred percent accurate portrayal. It's a it's
Speaker 4: a portrayal of what could have happened on any given conclave.
Speaker 4: But it talks, you know, shows them like sequestered and
Speaker 4: how they're picking names, and and the and the and
Speaker 4: the politics involved in the voting. It's fascinating, fascinating. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you're talking about my pope name.
Speaker 1: Would be uh yeah, I haven't chosen mine either.
Speaker 3: By the way, earlier we were talking about the show
Speaker 3: prep like you know, when we have those funny, mindless
Speaker 3: sometimes mindless ideas of thoughtstoughters that we all share around
Speaker 3: the country. One came across the other day that was
Speaker 3: so hilarious and I never gave it much giving it
Speaker 3: much thought, it was pretty original. But do you realize
Speaker 3: that if you die today, that your ghost outfit would
Speaker 3: be the outfit you're wearing right now.
Speaker 1: Think about that for a second. That's the case.
Speaker 3: If you pass right now, that is what you're going
Speaker 3: to be wearing as a ghost for the rest of
Speaker 3: your life.
Speaker 4: First of all, I don't believe in ghosts, and second
Speaker 4: of all, I mean I appreciate the ID. It's funny,
Speaker 4: funny concept, but is that really how ghosts work? Do
Speaker 4: you really think you have a human form? With the
Speaker 4: blue T shirt I'm wearing? What if I was naked,
Speaker 4: I have to be naked the rest of my existence?
Speaker 1: Maybe then you were about your ghost outfit. No, nobody
Speaker 1: wants that.
Speaker 4: No, No, I think I think if you want to
Speaker 4: fantasize that ghosts are real, then I would.
Speaker 1: Imagine that I believe in ghosts.
Speaker 4: So well, that's fine, but I maybe I have a
Speaker 4: Mets jersey on for all eternity, but I don't think
Speaker 4: it be this blue shit.
Speaker 1: How do you not believe in ghosts?
Speaker 4: By the way, because it's not part of my upbringing
Speaker 4: and I've never seen one. I don't believe in things
Speaker 4: that don't exist. Yeah, but I don't believe in things
Speaker 4: that aren't material. I should say I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't believe.
Speaker 3: Don't you see documentaries, You've seen all kinds of proof
Speaker 3: that they could be out there.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no no no, I've not seen proof.
Speaker 1: I've seen things that like it's like when you see
Speaker 1: Jesus and toast. It's a little extreme.
Speaker 3: I'm talking specifically about, like you don't think houses can
Speaker 3: be haunted. We hear about to haunt things all the time.
Speaker 4: How do you explain, so the Amityville Horror House was
Speaker 4: admittedly fake and they made millions off of it, how.
Speaker 3: Do I explain what is haunted? When things things don't
Speaker 3: make the things don't add up. When things don't add up,
Speaker 3: that people go to math that people go through.
Speaker 1: Now that what people go.
Speaker 3: Through, like if you you know, when when lights start
Speaker 3: turning themselves on and off or.
Speaker 1: You're you're short, okay, an electrician to fix it. Okay.
Speaker 3: My sister's friend Daria had a ghost that would play
Speaker 3: with them all the time. So when whenever they did
Speaker 3: believe in ghosts before they had a ghost. No, she
Speaker 3: believed in it because things started happening afterwards. So apparently
Speaker 3: every time the mom would be vacuuming the carpet or
Speaker 3: something like that, there was a humming sound the appliance ghost.
Speaker 3: The appliance ghost would disconnect, would would pull the plug
Speaker 3: from the wall. So she pulled the plug out of
Speaker 3: the wall, or it would pull the plug out of
Speaker 3: the wall.
Speaker 4: And not because she vacuumed and pulled the plug out
Speaker 4: right right, not right right right, not because the outlet
Speaker 4: was loose, right, inexplicable.
Speaker 1: Right. There are things that listen. This has been well documented.
Speaker 3: That were well documented, well documented where and the people
Speaker 3: that things are Metific Journal of Medicine. I'm just surprised
Speaker 3: that a person like you doesn't have it open. No me,
Speaker 3: I'm cynical. Why I'm the most cynical person you know.
Speaker 3: Why would You're like, I'm so surprised, slices. Is there
Speaker 3: anyone listening to this podcast who thought? First of all,
Speaker 3: we've had ghost conversations before where I've I've ridiculed you
Speaker 3: rightly or wrongly wrongly. Why would you say, okay, but
Speaker 3: you told me the story about your Charleston ghost house.
Speaker 3: You paid one hundred dollars for whatever, and there was
Speaker 3: a military kid in the seat and whatever that was,
Speaker 3: and I and I gave you a shit for it.
Speaker 3: Now you forget all that. You're like, oh, Brod, I
Speaker 3: would have done for sure, do it on the most analytical,
Speaker 3: cynical person you know. If I don't see it and
Speaker 3: touch it and feel it, then I don't believe in it.
Speaker 3: That doesn't I'm not saying that you're a bad person
Speaker 3: if you believe in ghosts like for me, astrology and
Speaker 3: psychics and all the tyrot readings. Nope, okay, all right,
Speaker 3: But if it makes you happy, if it makes you happy,
Speaker 3: I think you should have an open mind.
Speaker 1: That's all.
Speaker 3: I have a closed mind. I think you should have
Speaker 3: a closed mind. I think you should stop sending me
Speaker 3: shit that's fake on Instagram. I get angry when you
Speaker 3: don't when you don't respond to those Okay, I did respond.
Speaker 3: I respond.
Speaker 1: I had a couple of gotcha moments with some of
Speaker 1: those memes.
Speaker 3: I'm like, see, I told you so, and then you
Speaker 3: were like, try to write it off like it didn't exist.
Speaker 1: Scary sent me, by the way, your your eight videos behind.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I know I have some catching up to
Speaker 1: do today.
Speaker 3: Oh oh, Henry, Henry, our buddy, Henry Davidson sent me one.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Okay, uh. This is this was going
Speaker 1: around the internet in twenty fourteen, and it's resurfacing and
Speaker 1: it says this is a genuine ad from nineteen sixty
Speaker 1: four when WD forty was first released, which is the lubricant.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 4: If you don't read anything else today, this one just
Speaker 4: might make you laugh, okay. And the ad is it
Speaker 4: looks like it's it looks like old yellowed paper, water stained, right,
Speaker 4: and it says, do you have tight nuts or a
Speaker 4: rusty tool, then use WD forty in the man sized
Speaker 4: pressure pack makes old tools like new again.
Speaker 1: That's you tools.
Speaker 3: Yeah, tools slide in and out with ease, lubrikate dry
Speaker 3: passageways makes screwing a pleasure. Funny gives better penetration. Right,
Speaker 3: it's fake. It's fake. Now, it's clever. Somebody was clever
Speaker 3: to write it, but it's fake. First of all, if
Speaker 3: you go on Snopes, it explains well how you know
Speaker 3: it's fake. The company started in nineteen fifty eight, not
Speaker 3: nineteen sixty four. Second of all, even though the ad
Speaker 3: looks like the paper is stained and wrinkled, the actual
Speaker 3: text is not wrinkled, right, So it's like text is
Speaker 3: added on top of wrinkled paper. It couldn't look more
Speaker 3: fake if you'd like take two seconds.
Speaker 4: It's like, you know, if you put letters on somebody's
Speaker 4: hand that look clearly typed, they're not tattoos, you guys,
Speaker 4: don I'm talking about Yes, so.
Speaker 1: This so so scary. What don't you send me? The
Speaker 1: other day? And I wrote, is there anything on the
Speaker 1: Internet that you don't think is fake? Yeah? I forgot
Speaker 1: what it was.
Speaker 3: Let me see what it was because slices you may
Speaker 3: have seen it before. Hold on, Yeah, but you.
Speaker 1: Know you're insulting.
Speaker 3: You're gonna be insulting some of our slices right now
Speaker 3: because I could tell you that they they believe in
Speaker 3: this stuff too.
Speaker 1: I'm not LinkedIn stuff. I know I'm not alone on this.
Speaker 3: Oh, okay, here this is.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, it's a video. Okay, lol, I want to
Speaker 1: talk about this. This is a video about what's in
Speaker 1: the video.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a video of a Yeah, okay, it's it's
Speaker 3: a girl. She's on TikTok and you hear her voice
Speaker 3: and she's talking to her mom on split.
Speaker 1: Screen on FaceTime or whatever. Yeah, and turns out her
Speaker 1: mom who's there. They find out who the pope is
Speaker 1: and the mom, yeah, has hooked hooked up with the pope.
Speaker 1: So mom, her mom hooked up with Bob. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: were fake. How is that fake?
Speaker 4: Because the woman who's accounted is a humorist and a comedian,
Speaker 4: and all the comments are like, this is fake. She
Speaker 4: does this shit very clever, dude. Nobody's hooking up with
Speaker 4: the pope.
Speaker 1: No, but he was with the pope when he wasn't
Speaker 1: pope before he entered That was no. But no, wait
Speaker 1: a second, oath a celibacy, he didn't have sex? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but what if he didn't take the oath of celibacy
Speaker 1: till he was.
Speaker 3: Thirty, He could have had sex before that. You think
Speaker 3: the pope is a virgin. Yes, bullshit. I think most
Speaker 3: of the popes have been virgins. I don't think so
Speaker 3: does a pope have to be a virgin? Get ahead,
Speaker 3: ask is the pope? Ask the pope does not have
Speaker 3: to be a virgin?
Speaker 1: On the huh? I think that that's real. I think
Speaker 1: that that woman it's not real. It's a goof a count.
Speaker 1: You just you just fall off everything.
Speaker 3: Hold on, woman dates woman who hooked up with pope?
Speaker 3: Who hooked up with pope? Bob right, I'm telling you
Speaker 3: it's real. No, you're wrong. Really, that's why they wrote
Speaker 3: you are once in a generation comedic genius. For those
Speaker 3: finding this now, this video is fake. All the comments
Speaker 3: the woman's a comedian. It's a joke, scary, but you
Speaker 3: shared it like, can you believe this woman's mother dated
Speaker 3: the pope?
Speaker 1: That vile? Oh wow, look at all these what Oh.
Speaker 3: This lady is such a good actor. We need to
Speaker 3: see her on this. She was in a situationship.
Speaker 1: Is that not right? Oh? Oh my goodness, my mom
Speaker 1: hooked up with the pope.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, there's got to be someone out there who did,
Speaker 3: even if that's a humorous account. Somebody somewhere hooked up
Speaker 3: with the pope. I'm looking at it right now. Okay,
Speaker 3: you're looking at what right now? What are you looking
Speaker 3: at right now? Does a pope have to be a virgin?
Speaker 3: Have to be a virgin?
Speaker 1: The answer is, I don't think they have to be.
Speaker 1: I don't think they have to be. No, a pope
Speaker 1: does not have to be a virgin.
Speaker 3: While celibacy is a long standing practice within the Catholic Church,
Speaker 3: it's not a strict rechoir requirement for the papacy. Of
Speaker 3: the papacy, historically, some popes were married before entering priesthood
Speaker 3: or religious life.
Speaker 1: I didn't say. I didn't say he didn't.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying that video say celibacy as discipline, not
Speaker 3: a doctrine, Thank you so much. So it was even
Speaker 3: the realm of possibility that she could have hooked up
Speaker 3: with him, except it's fake.
Speaker 1: Except he didn't. All right, So that's the kind of
Speaker 1: thing Pete would send me in a meme meme machine.
Speaker 1: He'll get to he'll get to it a little later today.
Speaker 3: Scary and Brody, I scare you ready for your song? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm real excited.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited, Brody. It's a different genre. Did a
Speaker 1: little special genre for you? Is it calypso? No, do
Speaker 1: you got what do you got for me? Let me see?
Speaker 1: Let me see if they if you have volumes? Good?
Speaker 1: He will country? How I cutry music? Shut up. I'm
Speaker 1: open to love things. Lack of things that are the words?
Speaker 1: Nothing much chaffin the fancies. One thing makes me a
Speaker 1: cur Scary carries a.
Speaker 2: Let's be beond it's ferns, yes, manes, this is.
Speaker 1: Carries. Okay, great, honest, it's photes.
Speaker 2: Give this post side Scary.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, brody. Yep, that is the icing on
Speaker 1: the cake.
Speaker 3: That is a chef's kiss that is running up the
Speaker 3: country shots right now.
Speaker 1: Scary is wearing a merse that's as real as that
Speaker 1: Pope video the woman who. It's all now, I created it.
Speaker 1: It's real. I wrote it. It's a I anyway. I
Speaker 1: wrote it. I mixed it myself. Okay, good for you,
Speaker 1: thank you very much. So what else is good? Brody?
Speaker 3: Before I tell you about my uber I had a
Speaker 3: question about my my uber ride.
Speaker 1: But go go for it. Oh yeah, according with you
Speaker 1: uber ride.
Speaker 4: Let me see I have I have a quick strive,
Speaker 4: a bunch of long But let me see if I
Speaker 4: can a quick one. I wanted to make sure I
Speaker 4: touched it. Oh you know what, I got another riddle
Speaker 4: for you, scary. Oh, riddle this, David Brody, we get.
Speaker 3: Another riddle from Facebook with all the stupid comments.
Speaker 4: Let me let me pull it up here. I want
Speaker 4: to make sure you get it. Okay, hold on, hold on?
Speaker 1: Uh? Very disjointed today. No, no, no, no, no, okay? Ready? Yeah.
Speaker 1: What is the only US state that starts reready? Scared?
Speaker 1: I'll give you.
Speaker 4: I'll give you twenty seconds that starts with the letter D.
Speaker 1: US state that starts with to letter D Delaware, yep,
Speaker 1: very good. Look. Thought I was going to say Detroit. Uh. Well,
Speaker 1: let me give you some of the answers. Most people
Speaker 1: said Detroit uh.
Speaker 4: Some people said Dakota. Oh good right, which is obviously
Speaker 4: it's not. Many people responded with Denver yeah. One person
Speaker 4: said Boston, uh. One person said District of Washington, d C.
Speaker 4: Man of state, and not how you pronounce District of Columbia.
Speaker 4: The crazy part about this is this isn't a timed thing.
Speaker 4: People can actually think before they write their.
Speaker 3: Answer, so you can actually look it up before you
Speaker 3: write the answer. Yet people just blurting out their answer
Speaker 3: right there.
Speaker 1: That's so dumb. Okay, this person, this person wrote Denmark,
Speaker 1: this person Darnell. They wrote Dallas, the great state of Dallas.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like the what's the only state that ends
Speaker 3: in the letter k.
Speaker 1: New York.
Speaker 3: Of course, most people will will take about three hours
Speaker 3: to give you that answer. Okay, So I saw a post.
Speaker 3: I saw somebody. Somebody commented, well, you know, it's Delaware,
Speaker 3: but what's the only state that has.
Speaker 1: An X in its name? The only state that has
Speaker 1: an X?
Speaker 4: Yep slices are getting angry right now, but go ahead
Speaker 4: and answer your question.
Speaker 1: Answer the question.
Speaker 3: Wow, a state that has X in it Texas? Yeah, oh,
Speaker 3: so here's the problem.
Speaker 1: Scary.
Speaker 4: So this person wrote, So people started guessing Texas and like,
Speaker 4: you're right, Texas only stayed with an accident and then
Speaker 4: so then I wrote, New Mexico might want to have
Speaker 4: a word with you.
Speaker 3: Oh that's right, there's too yeah, correct, So wait a
Speaker 3: second to the two states with X in it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I off the top of my head,
Speaker 4: I don't think there's any others. There might be a
Speaker 4: third one, but this guy's I go to Texas. Texas
Speaker 4: only stayed with an accentent. Yeah, Texas is did you
Speaker 4: write that New Mexico might have a word with you?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, New Mexico right there by Texas. Did people
Speaker 1: upvote that? People like it? I don't know. It was
Speaker 1: this morning, so I don't know what people did. I
Speaker 1: want you to go take a look, because can you
Speaker 1: see the screen so you can see I'm not lying?
Speaker 1: What does the top comment say? Second, I gotta look
Speaker 1: at him. My god, let me see. Uh, Delaware is
Speaker 1: not a state? Oh my god? Who said that? Well
Speaker 1: you can see who said it because there's their name.
Speaker 1: Fucking bonehead. And then and then two hundred and seventy
Speaker 1: one people laughed at it, and then, yeah, where did
Speaker 1: you get your information? Are you from here? Delaware has
Speaker 1: been a state for a long time, says Francis wrote
Speaker 1: it is literally the first state. Dude. Why are people
Speaker 1: such idiots? They exposed themselves on there. How do you
Speaker 1: write Dakota?
Speaker 3: That would be like saying name a state that starts
Speaker 3: with the letter J and saying New Jersey, Jersey the
Speaker 3: name of the state.
Speaker 1: Yea, oh my god, what about right? That's funny? Facebook, Domina?
Speaker 1: What is the only.
Speaker 3: Wait a second, what is the only city or area
Speaker 3: in America where if you go south you can hit Canada?
Speaker 4: Well, Alaska, No, hold on a second, hold on, you're
Speaker 4: you're in. You're incorrect, You're in. No, you're in the
Speaker 4: continental United States of America. We didn't say that. Technically scary, scary. Technically,
Speaker 4: if you go south far enough, you go around the globe.
Speaker 4: Don't be a douche. You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4: What's the answer then Maine. No, of course it is.
Speaker 4: Maine's next to Canada. If you go southwest, you hit Canada.
Speaker 1: Detroit. Did you just say Detroit was a state? No,
Speaker 1: you're dumb. Fuck you just did You just did it.
Speaker 1: I said city. I meant city. No, you said state.
Speaker 1: You said Detroit. Fuck you you said it. You just
Speaker 1: said you were like, oh, your daughter was gonna say
Speaker 1: Detroit is a state. I would never do it. You
Speaker 1: just said it. You just said, I know it's the city. Dude.
Speaker 1: I'm dude. My brain is fried. Once again. I'm at
Speaker 1: the end of my day. I meant city. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: You weren't gonna get it. Look at a map of
Speaker 1: the United States real quick.
Speaker 3: You're talking about the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. That is correct,
Speaker 3: and how that is cot of Toronto? Yes, Detroit, look
Speaker 3: at Detroit, not Detroit, Michigan. Detroit's not a state. Detroit city.
Speaker 3: And you go south and you're in you're in Canada.
Speaker 3: You go south to go into Canada. I meant to
Speaker 3: say city, you prick. You know, I know Detroit's not
Speaker 3: a state. I meant to say, I don't know that.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know that, right. Have you
Speaker 1: ever gotten the name of the you know the name
Speaker 1: of the bridge you take from Detroit to Canada? No,
Speaker 1: the bridge to Canada. The bridge? Is that the name
Speaker 1: of it? Yeah? Who knew? Hey? I got musically profiled
Speaker 1: in my uber.
Speaker 4: Oh they thought you They played a fifty year old
Speaker 4: person's music. Yeah, and when you cleaned up and they
Speaker 4: thought you would Nikki men, they.
Speaker 1: Played forty They played forty year old person's music. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was getting into an uber and there was there
Speaker 3: was some hip hop song on, like Kendrick Lamar was playing,
Speaker 3: so I'm thinking in my mind, oh.
Speaker 1: This guy's got great taste.
Speaker 3: Ten seconds into the ride, he flips it to like
Speaker 3: the oldies channel, like girls just want to have fun.
Speaker 1: I'm like they're playing Cindy Lauper. I'm like, what the
Speaker 1: fuck is going on here? Oh? I have a Cyndey
Speaker 1: Lapper story. But before you do that, Yeah, have you
Speaker 1: ever been musically profiled in your uber? Yes? They literally
Speaker 1: said they. They sat there, the guy said, hmm, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna put on the white person station.
Speaker 4: I got into an uber and Zee one hundred was on,
Speaker 4: and before I could say that was back when I
Speaker 4: worked there, Before I could say, oh, great station, he
Speaker 4: changed the classic rock.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you got fine with that, but you got musically profiled.
Speaker 3: But me, I don't want to hear eighties shit. I
Speaker 3: don't want to hear on me by aha. I don't
Speaker 3: want to hear everybody on me. I love everybody.
Speaker 1: Wants to rule the world, but I mean I would
Speaker 1: much rather hear Kendrick Lamar.
Speaker 3: So yeah, So I didn't say anything. I let him
Speaker 3: just play what he wanted to play. But it was
Speaker 3: very clear that he was trying to appease me. But
Speaker 3: he was judging judging the book by the cover. Now,
Speaker 3: wait a minute, where you were you all cleaned up?
Speaker 1: I wasn't.
Speaker 3: I was. I looked like this. I looked like you
Speaker 3: look you look like eighties. I looked, I looked like
Speaker 3: I was mister eighties.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: You know the Sound Garden song where I'm I'm look
Speaker 4: I feel in California, but I'm looking Minnesota.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at No, what is it look in Minnesota? Yeah? Uh, outshined, outshined, outshine.
Speaker 1: Let me see if I could find it. Hold on, wow, yep,
Speaker 1: that's it. What are you doing?
Speaker 3: No, I want to see if I can find I
Speaker 3: find that's that's okay. I think let's let them listen,
Speaker 3: let them google with themselves.
Speaker 1: Great song. Hey, by the way, you noticed something behind me?
Speaker 1: You know anything? Yeah? I didn't want to bring it
Speaker 1: up because I don't mabe something terrible happened. The stack of.
Speaker 3: Papers has gone from the table. Pile of papers is
Speaker 3: officially fucking gone. Folks, ladies, and leal.
Speaker 4: I will say, your camera angle is a little different.
Speaker 4: You're not showing as much of the table the entire as.
Speaker 4: I know that the stack of papers could be on
Speaker 4: the side of the table.
Speaker 1: Take my word for it. The table is clear.
Speaker 3: I spent hours going through that pile of fucking papers,
Speaker 3: and I now have a clean table.
Speaker 1: It is ready for dinner for four what did you
Speaker 1: do with the stack of papers that was six months
Speaker 1: at least. I shredded shit. I filed stuff away in boxes.
Speaker 1: It was stuff that needed to be filed away, and
Speaker 1: things like that are put in closets. I was in
Speaker 1: a cleaning mode. You know.
Speaker 3: The weather's been sucking up here. And by the way,
Speaker 3: the energy, my energy is low because we've had like
Speaker 3: nothing but clouds and rain, and now we know what
Speaker 3: it feels like to live in Seattle or London.
Speaker 1: It is nasty here in New York right now.
Speaker 3: So we're just sitting here and I'm like, I just
Speaker 3: looking for stuff to do. And I'm like, all right,
Speaker 3: that's one less thing Brody's gonna be able to make
Speaker 3: fun of me about.
Speaker 1: Is the is the pile of papers?
Speaker 4: See, they're gone, by the way, I don't I don't
Speaker 4: remember what I said a couple of minutes ago. The
Speaker 4: lyrics are looking California feel in Minnesota. I think if
Speaker 4: I got it backwards, whatever, don't I got wed? Yeah,
Speaker 4: So let me tell you about Cindy Lauper. Yeah, that's
Speaker 4: how you pronounce her name, right, Yes, Lapper, I say Lawper,
Speaker 4: It's Lauper. So I'm in I'm in a Facebook group.
Speaker 4: I don't know what it is. I don't know, it
Speaker 4: doesn't matter, and somebody puts up, hey, what's this and
Speaker 4: it's it's a little Cindy Lauper standing on a burger,
Speaker 4: a bun and a burger and everything. Okay, So so
Speaker 4: I I say it must be girls just want to
Speaker 4: have fun on a bun because that rhymes. Sure, and
Speaker 4: a bunch of people start guessing Cindy Lauper on a whopper,
Speaker 4: which was the answer the guy wanted. Okay, I pointed
Speaker 4: out that Lauper doesn't rhyme with whopper. Now, and I
Speaker 4: understand that they both end an er, and technically, by
Speaker 4: the definition of the word rhyme, they they would be
Speaker 4: considered a right.
Speaker 1: They're in the same neighborhood. It's acceptable.
Speaker 3: But but, but if you're trying to make a meme joke,
Speaker 3: it should be Copper on a whopper, like a police
Speaker 3: officer on a whopper. Copper on a whopper. But Lawper
Speaker 3: on a whopper does not. It's not funny, it's not clever.
Speaker 3: Lawper on a whap. So they're like, it absolutely rhymes.
Speaker 4: I said, l a w is law law Per doesn't
Speaker 4: rhyme with wop.
Speaker 1: Law doesn't rhyme with wop. That would Yeah, it's not
Speaker 1: using the wop.
Speaker 4: So if you've seen this meme, I'm sorry. Now Eminem
Speaker 4: could make lawpers rhyme with whopper because he would twist
Speaker 4: the words a little bit. That's the beautya or whatever.
Speaker 1: But that's not how she.
Speaker 4: People are like, well, that's how you pronounced it, but
Speaker 4: where we're from, we don't pronounce her name that way,
Speaker 4: and go, that's fucking great, But that's how she pronounces
Speaker 4: her name.
Speaker 1: And that's the burger king pronounces their hamburger. You just
Speaker 1: live to get into online arguments.
Speaker 3: No, you know what, I try to like, I go, oh,
Speaker 3: you know, that doesn't exactly and then people like try
Speaker 3: to debate me.
Speaker 1: That's that's it. If you're these people in person, would
Speaker 1: you say half the ship that you do online? Absolutely not,
Speaker 1: not exactly. Podcast? Is this the last break? This is it?
Speaker 1: I want to tell you a story. It's story Time
Speaker 1: with David Brody. Absolutely. So I had to go to
Speaker 1: I guess it's an office building whatever. Guess it was a.
Speaker 3: Medical building that I'd never been to before, and it's
Speaker 3: a large building. By way, I'm fine.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, what what did you have done? No? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: it was a it doesn't matter. It was a thing.
Speaker 1: It was reduction. What did you do? Yeah, dude, you
Speaker 1: want to compare anyway.
Speaker 4: So I go into the lobby and I got an
Speaker 4: email from the front desk of the medical office and
Speaker 4: they said, come to room one twenty six on the
Speaker 4: first floor.
Speaker 1: That's easy enough, right.
Speaker 4: So I go into this giant building and it's got like,
Speaker 4: I don't know, seven or eight floors. It's a it's
Speaker 4: a big place. And uh so I there's a security
Speaker 4: guard at the front. So I say, excuse me, could
Speaker 4: you tell me where room one twenty six is? And
Speaker 4: he says, there is no room on twenty six. I said,
Speaker 4: what do you mean there's no room because there's no
Speaker 4: room in so I he goes, what do you need?
Speaker 4: So I said, oh, I'm here for blah blah blah
Speaker 4: blah blah. He goes, oh, that's up on the on
Speaker 4: the seventh floor. You want to go to a room
Speaker 4: seven oh three And I said, no, no, look at
Speaker 4: this email, right, seven o three is not a typo
Speaker 4: away from one twenty six.
Speaker 3: I got to go to room one twenty six. It says,
Speaker 3: first floor one twenty six. I'm in the right building,
Speaker 3: right this address. Yes, So I said, look, just show
Speaker 3: me where one twenty six is. He says, listen, Guy
Speaker 3: pulls me. Guy, He says, guy, and he's chewing gum.
Speaker 3: You know he's a tough guy, doesn't guy. I work
Speaker 3: in this building for eight years. Okay, Yeah, there's no
Speaker 3: room one twenty six. All right, you want to take
Speaker 3: my word for Do you think you know the buildings
Speaker 3: better than I don't? I said, look, i'm not I'm
Speaker 3: not saying you're wrong. I'm just saying that they told
Speaker 3: me to call Is this the right building? Yes, well
Speaker 3: they told me to come to one twenty six. I
Speaker 3: don't know what to tell you. That said room one
Speaker 3: twenty six. You sure it wasn't room nine seventy one, Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 3: because it's upside down.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So he he looks down the hallway and he says,
Speaker 4: you see that information desk. Go ask them and they'll
Speaker 4: verify there's no room one twenty six. So I walk
Speaker 4: down and I go to the information desk, which I
Speaker 4: didn't see when I first walked in because there were
Speaker 4: people in.
Speaker 1: Front of it.
Speaker 4: Otherwise I would have just gone there. In case you're like,
Speaker 4: why don't you just go to information? I go because
Speaker 4: I thought the scrityguard when you walk in would be
Speaker 4: able to tell me. So so I said, excuse.
Speaker 1: Me, can can you help me?
Speaker 4: I'm looking for room one twenty six and there's a
Speaker 4: there's you know those the plastic sign holders like you
Speaker 4: could slide the piece of paper in like like photo holders. Nay, okay.
Speaker 4: On the sign it says for rooms one oh one
Speaker 4: to one twenty six with an arrow to the right.
Speaker 4: So not only do they have a room one twenty
Speaker 4: six scary, but it's so important it's on the fucking
Speaker 4: sign from rooms one on one to one twenty six,
Speaker 4: go to the right. So I said, excuse me, one
Speaker 4: twenty six is this way?
Speaker 1: Yeah? The sign right there. I look at the signs
Speaker 1: right that way. So I said, okay, because you're a
Speaker 1: security guard who works in eight years told me there's.
Speaker 3: No room one twenty six. Oh my god, she says,
Speaker 3: which one. George with the mustache, Yeah, the guy with
Speaker 3: the mustache in the front.
Speaker 1: Just I don't listen to him. How's he How is
Speaker 1: he not being corrected? Right? So I go about my business.
Speaker 3: I do what I got to do in the building,
Speaker 3: and as I come out, guess who's still by the door.
Speaker 1: George, George with the mustache. Did you confront him? What
Speaker 1: would you do?
Speaker 3: I would keep walking because my time is too valuable
Speaker 3: to deal with idiots.
Speaker 1: But you, David Brody, what did you do?
Speaker 3: So? I walked straight out right past him and stopped
Speaker 3: and I said, hey, George, remember me from before? Oh
Speaker 3: my god that I said. You see that white sign
Speaker 3: holder the information? Yeah, David, I said, just so you
Speaker 3: know it says rooms one on one to one twenty six,
Speaker 3: make a right so the next time somebody comes. I
Speaker 3: know you've been here eight years, George, no offense, but
Speaker 3: on your night, as you work towards your ninth year,
Speaker 3: room one twenty six is down the hall to the
Speaker 3: right at the end.
Speaker 1: What did he say? And I walked away? Nothing.
Speaker 3: He looked at me like like, I don't know, ashamed,
Speaker 3: embarrassed or angry, all of it. And I walked out
Speaker 3: and I heard you know what I heard? What I
Speaker 3: heard like we are the champions music playing?
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure you did it? So I heard because I
Speaker 1: fucking won. How do you work? That guy? You know what.
Speaker 2: You know, you know what I heard. I heard you
Speaker 2: know what. The guy says, he works eight years, Guy,
Speaker 2: work eight years. You can tell me what the building.
Speaker 2: You probably want to go to the seventh floor. That's
Speaker 2: what you want.
Speaker 1: You want the seventh floor. No, I don't. I want
Speaker 1: one twenty six. There's no room war twenty six. So
Speaker 1: what is it?
Speaker 3: Some ghost room steering? You tell me it's a ghost
Speaker 3: room that doesn't exist. But you have to go through
Speaker 3: a third dimensional portal like Harry Potter. You run through
Speaker 3: the wall and there's room one twenty six. No, it
Speaker 3: was right Danny end.
Speaker 1: Of the hallway.
Speaker 3: They had a wing on the building seven years ago
Speaker 3: after he started, and he hasn't looked since.
Speaker 1: This guy. Oh yay, guy, guy, you tell me I'm working. Hey, guy, guy, guy.
Speaker 3: Listen, if you're gonna, if you're gonna correct someone be right.
Speaker 3: Goody sends me to the desk, and on the desk
Speaker 3: is the sign that says it's that way, stupid fuck
Speaker 3: and he's the guy keeping the place safe.
Speaker 1: Calm down, that fucking guy. Thank you, George. Wow. Hey,
Speaker 1: by the way, listen next week our morning show.
Speaker 3: That on a vacation again. No, Elvis Duran the Big Show.
Speaker 3: We're taking our show back to the Jersey Shore. We're
Speaker 3: doing our live morning show on Friday morning from Jenkinson's
Speaker 3: in Point Pleasant Beach and we're gonna do a show
Speaker 3: from six to ten am. And it's free and it's
Speaker 3: for all ages. So if you're in the area down
Speaker 3: the shore, come on down and keep one of your
Speaker 3: Brooklyn Boys company, will you. We doors open at seven
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Speaker 1: No ex.
Speaker 4: It's always a good time. And by the way, you
Speaker 4: get you get to run a Brooklyn Boys promo now
Speaker 4: on the Elvis Show.
Speaker 1: I do, Yes, we do get to know. Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 4: Case you wondered why we're promoting the Elvis Durant Show
Speaker 4: on this network because it's a great time. In fact,
Speaker 4: we're also a part of the Elvis Durant network of
Speaker 4: podcasts on iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1: That's pretty name.
Speaker 4: Shortly before I left the morning show, I did the
Speaker 4: Jenkinson's broadcast. We had Sting on, Yes, Sting with Shaggy,
Speaker 4: Remember that with Shaggy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we have this year we have litl John
Speaker 1: performing live. Yeah, okay, alight, we have Zara Larson and
Speaker 1: Zara Sweetish. She's Sweetish, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no relation to the clothing chain in the
Speaker 3: in the mall, and uh and uh Zara Zaras and
Speaker 3: uh and Dasha she did the song Austin.
Speaker 1: She's the country artist. If you've got fucked that one, oh,
Speaker 1: why you nailed it. It's almost like she's in.
Speaker 3: The thing is we and we're gonna be starting and
Speaker 3: then there's DJ starting around noon. We got mixed DJs,
Speaker 3: disco Fries and one duo, So this time it's gonna
Speaker 3: be interesting because.
Speaker 1: Whoa what song does disco Fries play?
Speaker 3: Disco Fries never been mine on serious on BPM xm oh.
Speaker 1: Nice, are you gonna Are you gonna dance with your
Speaker 1: hands in the air like.
Speaker 3: Uh, like you're just yeah. But the thing is the artists.
Speaker 3: The music's not gonna start TOI later in the day.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be like a middle afternoon party. It's a
Speaker 3: free concert. I'll be there for a good portion of it.
Speaker 3: But you're gonna have performances during the morning. No, that's
Speaker 3: what's changed, and I'm kind of worried about it. The
Speaker 3: morning show is just we're just doing our broadcast from
Speaker 3: six to ten, and then when we leave, they're just
Speaker 3: gonna play some music and then this show is gonna
Speaker 3: have be a part two with the concert after that
Speaker 3: morning show ends. So well, that'll be fun. You get
Speaker 3: to hang out right by the beach. If it's nice
Speaker 3: weather out, that'll be nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So it's gonna be in the mid sixties anyway, at
Speaker 3: least the sun may shine so when you were born. Yeah,
Speaker 3: So so.
Speaker 1: Come on down and uh, you know whatever. It would
Speaker 1: be great. It'll be a good time. I would be
Speaker 1: nice to see the slices.
Speaker 3: It would be great. We when are we going to
Speaker 3: Oh and let's just some housekeeping. Continue to make us
Speaker 3: your number one pre set if you can on the
Speaker 3: iHeartRadio app Iet radio app make us number one the
Speaker 3: first position because I'm going to be getting some information
Speaker 3: and I don't know, maybe we'll win an award or
Speaker 3: something if we If we have the most number one presets.
Speaker 1: We've done the most mentioned, We've mentioned it more than
Speaker 1: anybody else.
Speaker 3: Yeah, wouldn't it be sad if we're nowhere near the
Speaker 3: top and we it's like, but the slices, I think.
Speaker 4: We're very You think Joe Rogan is stepping down from
Speaker 4: his interview, is stopping down and going, hey, wait a minute.
Speaker 4: Make sure number one, Yeah, hold on, hold on, stop,
Speaker 4: stop the conversation.
Speaker 1: Make us your first preset, please, make us your first price.
Speaker 1: We do need that.
Speaker 3: We need to help, all right. So there's that bit
Speaker 3: of housekeeping, and there was a people are asking about
Speaker 3: the meet up number two.
Speaker 1: Is that can happen? Ever? Do we want to Vinnie,
Speaker 1: our sales guy, he's got to make it happen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that idea fell through. I thought that was the
Speaker 3: perfect idea. But what was But we could do it
Speaker 3: on our own if you want. We could talk off
Speaker 3: off air about it off as your old podcast, no
Speaker 3: this podcast.
Speaker 1: No, we listeners have been clamoring.
Speaker 3: I mean we got to cook up Asian Mike with
Speaker 3: uh with Des from Brooklyn the Bronx. Yeah, death is married,
Speaker 3: doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we need to.
Speaker 3: Get Yeah, because I know slices want to meet each other,
Speaker 3: so it would be great. Back in the day we
Speaker 3: used to have Cebe Radio. There was a Cebe Radio break.
Speaker 3: It was called the break. Dude, do you know what
Speaker 3: that is?
Speaker 1: Please? Yeah? It was a meet up.
Speaker 3: Well, well, the old school citizens band radio. Citizens band
Speaker 3: radio would be like a way of communicating to these
Speaker 3: people that you didn't know it was kind of anonymous.
Speaker 3: So they would do these Sunday morning meetups and you
Speaker 3: know where they would meet each other. So this is
Speaker 3: exactly that for present day, where the slices can meet up.
Speaker 1: We need need to provide this service. I'm just letting you.
Speaker 4: Yes, all right, all right, I think we may have
Speaker 4: to get some restraining orders if we're getting all these
Speaker 4: people together. You think so, well, there's some some people
Speaker 4: have been like a little upset with some other people
Speaker 4: on the talkbacks. All alright, I know those people can't
Speaker 4: no beef, No beef at the meat up.
Speaker 1: No, we need beef.
Speaker 3: In fact, I want it to be another steak one.
Speaker 1: Oh fair enough. Maybe we'll do peach in this time
Speaker 1: making classes with the booking boys. I love it. You
Speaker 1: can you can wait, boys, boys,