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Speaker 1: another tub twenty. I'm moving. Hello. Hi is this James? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: It is? Oh good, Hey James, I don't think we've

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Speaker 1: ever met. I'm one of your neighbors, and I think

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Speaker 1: I've been getting your mail. Oh really? Oh hey, awesome,

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I'm so glad you said something. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's great. It just started a few weeks ago. I

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Speaker 1: think there's a new carrier. Yeah, yeah, I mean our

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Speaker 1: addresses are close, so yeah, yeah, I've been like missing

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Speaker 1: my mail for like three weeks. Yeah, oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. This is great. Yeah, Like I knew

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Speaker 1: that we got like a new carrier, and I figured

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Speaker 1: maybe I don't know something happened. And this is awesome

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Speaker 1: because I've been missing some important statements and stuff like that.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like the bank statements and stuff. I know,

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Speaker 1: I've been looking at them. Um, it's really important stuff

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Speaker 1: that you need to get. So what are you even

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Speaker 1: look at my looking at my stuff? Yeah, I'm unemployed.

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Speaker 1: Right now, and things have been pretty boring at home,

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Speaker 1: so reading your mail it's actually made my life a

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Speaker 1: lot better. Well, uh, listen, dude, that's like none of

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Speaker 1: your business, so keep your hands off that s that's mine. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I know I probably shouldn't have, but that's

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Speaker 1: what I'm calling out because I finally opened something with

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Speaker 1: your phone number on it, and so I had your

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Speaker 1: number to get a hold of you. What the man,

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Speaker 1: that's my stuff? Why are you getting so mad at me?

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Speaker 1: Why are you opening my shop? I don't know you

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Speaker 1: your hands off my stuff? Well no, now you know me?

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Speaker 1: What the raderans? Dude, I'm gonna get over there. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna grab my shop. I can actually help you on

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Speaker 1: a few things if you just give me a second

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Speaker 1: to talk. What are you talking about? Do? Are you crazy? No?

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Speaker 1: I'm not crazy at all. Actually, I used to be

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Speaker 1: a financial advisor and I was looking at your visa

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Speaker 1: bill and there's some spending habits that are don't give

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Speaker 1: what you used to do where you don't understand though.

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Speaker 1: You've got some spinning habits that are out of control,

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Speaker 1: like your cable bill way too high for the package

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Speaker 1: that's off that is my stuff. This is friend Reel.

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Speaker 1: There's no way you gotta be kidding me. You're going

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Speaker 1: through my stuff. Well, no, I have been reading it,

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Speaker 1: but I was like, you gotta be kidding me. How

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Speaker 1: much this guy is paying for cable when all you

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Speaker 1: need to do is call them and threatened to go

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Speaker 1: to another provider and they'll drop that bill down at

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Speaker 1: least fifteen percent for you. Are you hitting me who

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Speaker 1: you think you are? I'm not kidding you at all.

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Speaker 1: They'll actually do that. I've done it many times. Trust me,

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Speaker 1: that's not what it's met you told. I mean, I

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Speaker 1: can't believe you're opening up my mail and you're gonna

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Speaker 1: give me advice about how I should be living my life. Well,

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Speaker 1: look at your life. I've just flagged a few things

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Speaker 1: for you that we should talk about. Things. Oh my god, dude,

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Speaker 1: you're Starbucks. You're Starbucks spending out of control. I mean,

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Speaker 1: what do you think I should be spending my money

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Speaker 1: on you? To close all that mail up? Because I'm

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Speaker 1: coming over and I'm going to take care of this

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Speaker 1: and I don't want you ever to meet obviously obviously

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Speaker 1: you don't want my help with your finances. I don't

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Speaker 1: want any advice from someone who's like feeling my mail?

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Speaker 1: Are you better if not been topping down any of

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Speaker 1: these numbers and trying to steal my identity? Because no, no,

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Speaker 1: I know where you are. Hey, your credit score is

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Speaker 1: way too low. I wouldn't want to steal your identity.

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Speaker 1: Mine is much cleaner. I went ahead, and god, I

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Speaker 1: was worried about your spending, so I went in order

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Speaker 1: to free credit report for you free. That's the way

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Speaker 1: you should do it. Yeah, free a free credit are

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Speaker 1: you talking about? I'm talking about they give free credit reports,

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Speaker 1: and I was able to get one for you instead

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Speaker 1: of paying for it. And I think that kind of

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Speaker 1: What do you want for me? What do you want?

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Speaker 1: You want money? I got nothing. I'm giving you nothing.

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Speaker 1: Oh I know you have nothing. I've seen your bank statements.

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Speaker 1: I don't want money. Oh my god, dude, I don't

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Speaker 1: want anything from you. I just want to help you

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Speaker 1: out and be a good neighbor. And I've been getting

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Speaker 1: your mail. What's your help? I don't want you to

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Speaker 1: be good neighbor. Okay, mail back? All right? Fine, well

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Speaker 1: I'll give you your mail back. You should know that

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Speaker 1: your mom says high though, what what do you mean

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Speaker 1: my mom says high. I mean she sent a card,

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Speaker 1: very nice card, and she's just that high. And maybe

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Speaker 1: you should call her and see if she's Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: put that away. Dude. I'm gonna give you one chance,

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Speaker 1: one chance. If you don't tell me where you live,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna press charges. Oh you're gonna press charges, Yeah, dude,

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Speaker 1: I'll do it. I'm gonna give you a massage. What. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: a long central massage. I'm saying, if you want to

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Speaker 1: press charges, I'll just give you a massage. You are weirdo.

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Speaker 1: You need to get yourself some help. Don't miss an

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Speaker 1: appointment today. What I will agree with I'll agree with

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Speaker 1: you on that. I do need to get some help. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: thank god, you agree. There's your Hey, this is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Dude. Stop with the jokes. I'm

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Speaker 1: tired of it. No, I'm not joking. This is a

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Speaker 1: prank phone call. What your brother Bob set you up.

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Speaker 1: He said that you've been complaining about how somebody who

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Speaker 1: was stealing your mail and wanted me to mess with you.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill him. I cannot believe because Bob know

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Speaker 1: where my mail is done? I mean, I don't think so.

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Speaker 1: I think it's I think somebody's probably looking at it,

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Speaker 1: trying to help you get your finances in order. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure they're doing up Wake Up every morning with

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Speaker 1: chuble phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Holy On

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Speaker 1: Moving ninety two point five