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Speaker 1: We are back from Canada. How are you, young shooting man?

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Speaker 1: I'm doing so well. I and you know what I'm

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Speaker 1: hand to god, I am being completely genuine here, brother,

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Speaker 1: I said, Jeffrey Dahmer, dude, you know, if you pull

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Speaker 1: off a romantic comedy, you're better than Daniel d Lewis.

419
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:07,520
Speaker 1: At that point, you're You're fuck Daniel day Lewis. Daniel

420
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:10,360
Speaker 1: day Lewis, you might be some Dentel Denzel Washington, ain't

421
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,879
Speaker 1: got shipped on me. You could do Denzel Washington speech

422
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:16,560
Speaker 1: to training day uh two, Denzel Washington when you win

423
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:19,240
Speaker 1: the Oscar, you could be like Denzel Washington and got

424
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,480
Speaker 1: shipped on me. I just want an Oscar for playing

425
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:24,879
Speaker 1: fucking Jeffrey Dahmer and I did a romantic comedy because

426
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:28,639
Speaker 1: nobody he he's he's disturbing in that. Yeah, I have

427
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:31,000
Speaker 1: to finish watching it. I want it's gonna I want

428
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,560
Speaker 1: you to keep watching it because it's just there's a

429
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,800
Speaker 1: lot of other crazy ship, but that first episode is

430
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:38,119
Speaker 1: really something. I remember being in Canada with you in Vancouver,

431
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:40,080
Speaker 1: and I remember I was like sucking around on my

432
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:41,880
Speaker 1: computer and you had your headphones on and you were

433
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,800
Speaker 1: just like, oh shit, oh ship, And I'm like, what

434
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:46,840
Speaker 1: are you watching? And you're like the New Dahmer series.

435
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:48,040
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not gonna watch that. I don't

436
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:50,680
Speaker 1: want to see like a fucking dramatization of this ship.

437
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,200
Speaker 1: But you were so captivated by it, and I never

438
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:56,560
Speaker 1: heard you like so fucking uh reactionary about anything like that.

439
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,359
Speaker 1: And I was like, I gotta, I gotta watch this ship.

440
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,919
Speaker 1: It is crazy. If you haven't seen it, put it on.

441
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,320
Speaker 1: The ship is pretty well done and it's it's really good.

442
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:07,199
Speaker 1: I'm enjoying it right now. It's sick. Sick motherfucker. Speaking

443
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:13,960
Speaker 1: of sick motherfucker's, Marjorie Taylor Green's husband has filed for divorce.

444
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:21,040
Speaker 1: Miserable Marjorie Taylor Green, lay miss rob that's what I

445
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:26,160
Speaker 1: call her, lay missab After twenty seven years, her husband,

446
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:30,680
Speaker 1: Perry Green, filed for divorce. And this is a woman

447
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:34,720
Speaker 1: who's all about, you know, traditional family values. And they

448
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:40,359
Speaker 1: have three adult kids. Allegedly she's cheated on poor Perry

449
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:46,600
Speaker 1: Green with a tantric sex guru. Obviously, she knows where

450
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:51,840
Speaker 1: the Jewish space lasers are, she knows where the buttons are,

451
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:55,200
Speaker 1: she knows the codes for the Jewish space lasers. And

452
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:58,520
Speaker 1: you know, she looks like fucking Barney Rubble. She looks

453
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:01,520
Speaker 1: like a combination of a middle linebacker who played NFL

454
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:06,880
Speaker 1: football in the sixties when they had no helmets. Okay,

455
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:10,119
Speaker 1: but she looks like she's been in some barroom brawls.

456
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:13,120
Speaker 1: She looks like a fucking barroom brawler, Marjorie Tayler Green.

457
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:15,680
Speaker 1: But this is not about you, Marjorie Tayler Green. This

458
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:20,240
Speaker 1: is about your husband, Perry Green, who stood in the

459
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:26,360
Speaker 1: pocket with you for twenty seven fucking years. Imagine being

460
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,040
Speaker 1: in a relationship with a fucking cave troll for almost

461
00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:32,439
Speaker 1: thirty fucking years. I imagine that. Imagine being in that.

462
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:36,119
Speaker 1: Imagine what that must have been like to be in

463
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:41,480
Speaker 1: the trenches with that beast for thirty years. Build this

464
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:44,919
Speaker 1: motherfucker a statue. He deserves a statue. And I just

465
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:47,000
Speaker 1: want to say this directly to camera, Perry Green, if

466
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Speaker 1: you're out there, you are welcome to come on the

467
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Speaker 1: Iron Rapp Reports stereo podcast anytime. My friend, I have

468
00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:57,440
Speaker 1: an open heart and an open ear, and I'll fly

469
00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:59,479
Speaker 1: you to New York. I've never offered this to anybody.

470
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:03,160
Speaker 1: I will fly you Toune New York and put you up. Well,

471
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:04,879
Speaker 1: I don't need to put you in a fancy hotel

472
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:07,960
Speaker 1: because you've been living with a fucking with a barroom brawler,

473
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:09,840
Speaker 1: so I'm sure that like, I'll give you a fucking

474
00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:14,440
Speaker 1: sleeping bag and I'll get your pillow. Okay, But I'll

475
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:15,960
Speaker 1: fly you to New York. You come to the Iron

476
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,040
Speaker 1: Wrap for Stereo Pocket. I would love to meet you

477
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:21,080
Speaker 1: and if you want to air out what it was

478
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:26,000
Speaker 1: like being married to Marjorie Taylor Green a k le

479
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:31,919
Speaker 1: misserab my podcast studio is to podcast studio? Is that

480
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:34,760
Speaker 1: proper Spanish? I think it's it's not about right me?

481
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:39,320
Speaker 1: Microphone is to microphone? Is? I think it's me microphone?

482
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:43,840
Speaker 1: Um me microphone has to microphone? Meat? What is it?

483
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:47,080
Speaker 1: I think it's s s um. I think it's me microphone?

484
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 1: Is me mikefrone? No, now you're doing like a Mario accent.

485
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:57,840
Speaker 1: That sounds like Mario. But is it me mephone? Is

486
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,560
Speaker 1: that you gotta say it like that? Could just say

487
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:03,640
Speaker 1: I want to do it in Spanish? Maybe? Huh? Should

488
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 1: I look that up? My microphone? How do you say

489
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 1: microphone to micro is me? Microphone? Is your microphone? In Spanish?

490
00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:14,639
Speaker 1: That's uh, well, I'll tell you right now that's um

491
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 1: as two microphone. No? Okay, well, Perry Green, You're welcome

492
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 1: to come on the Iron Wrap or Stereo Podcast and

493
00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:27,240
Speaker 1: Marjorie Taylor Green. I just have to give you one

494
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:39,240
Speaker 1: of my patented traditional old school laughs ha ha, Yes, miserable.

495
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:42,639
Speaker 1: Marjorie Taylor Green, you fuck you. You look like you

496
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:44,920
Speaker 1: played a hockey. You look like you played minor league

497
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:48,960
Speaker 1: hockey as a goalie, and you got fucking pucked to

498
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:52,159
Speaker 1: the face oh so many times, Perry Green. I feel

499
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:55,080
Speaker 1: bad for you, bro, I feel real bad for you.

500
00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:57,520
Speaker 1: But I'm not surprised. And like I said, I'm gonna

501
00:27:57,560 --> 00:28:00,800
Speaker 1: really try to file some sort of paperwork to try

502
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:03,399
Speaker 1: to get you a statue built. Maybe we send you

503
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:06,440
Speaker 1: to a monastery and like a monk, this guy is

504
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:09,920
Speaker 1: probably like has the heart of a monk, Like this

505
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 1: guy is probably as the patience of a fucking I mean,

506
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 1: like he should be teaching classes and doing ted talks

507
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:18,240
Speaker 1: on how to make it work, because he made it

508
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:21,159
Speaker 1: work with the biggest beast of all time. He he

509
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:23,200
Speaker 1: woke up somehow. Man, You you gotta give him credit

510
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:24,480
Speaker 1: for that. I mean, I'd be curious as to what

511
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:27,400
Speaker 1: tipped the scale with that. I mean what she did.

512
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:33,080
Speaker 1: She she cheated on him right allegedly, Okay, allegedly she

513
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 1: likes guys at the gym. Allegedly. Allegedly, allegedly she has

514
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:41,320
Speaker 1: a thing for the dudes at the gym. She kind

515
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 1: of gotta face like a bodybuilder too. Oha, man, she

516
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 1: gotta face like a bodybuilding. She gotta face like a

517
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 1: construction worker. I mean, she gotta face like an old

518
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 1: pair of Timberland boots from the nineties. Like she looks

519
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:56,040
Speaker 1: like she just like you know, leather. She gotta face

520
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:59,880
Speaker 1: like a construction worker who's wearing Timberland boots and he's

521
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 1: on that fucking hoist hoisting people up and down all day,

522
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 1: every day, right on fucking Broadway and thirty seven traffic.

523
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:12,520
Speaker 1: You know, mud heat all that ship. That's what miserable

524
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:17,000
Speaker 1: Marjorie Taylor Green looks like, uh and feels like her essence,

525
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,680
Speaker 1: it's not even so much she looks like what she exudes.

526
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:23,720
Speaker 1: Is that what she exudes? Go ahead, now, I was

527
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:26,160
Speaker 1: gonna say. And the fucking ironic part about the whole

528
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:28,800
Speaker 1: thing is at the end, she's like asking for privacy

529
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 1: at this difficult time, and what about like she deserves

530
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 1: the exact same amount of privacy and respect that she

531
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:37,960
Speaker 1: showed all the victims of the school shootings that she harassed.

532
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:41,120
Speaker 1: So basically not you know, yeah, Marjorie Taylor Green, is

533
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:43,960
Speaker 1: it the libs fault? Is it the libs fault that

534
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 1: you got divorced? Is it the Dems? Is it woke culture?

535
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:51,720
Speaker 1: Is it Twitter? Or is it those Jewish space lasers?

536
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 1: Which one is it? Is it blame blame the depths?

537
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 1: Is it Joe Biden's fault? Is it Joe Biden's fault

538
00:29:56,880 --> 00:30:00,640
Speaker 1: you got divorced? That Perry Green probably find we woke up.

539
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:04,360
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's woke culture because Perry Green woke the

540
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:08,040
Speaker 1: funk up. Oh he woke up? What about the sanctity

541
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:12,840
Speaker 1: of marriage? Brother? Oh? You traditional values? I mean, what

542
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 1: happened all that out? Then he put out a statement

543
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:18,440
Speaker 1: saying they're gonna remain friends and blah blah blah. I

544
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 1: said she probably had had him in a fucking headlock,

545
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:24,560
Speaker 1: and was like, you're gonna fucking say this. She's probably

546
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 1: He's probably so scared of that beast. He is probably

547
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:31,720
Speaker 1: so scared. I mean, can you imagine betting down with

548
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:35,000
Speaker 1: that animal for twenty seven joints? And he's stuck with

549
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:45,280
Speaker 1: her even after her affairs with that CrossFit trainer alleged true? Ye,

550
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:57,120
Speaker 1: what else we got? I wanted to tell you this

551
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:59,120
Speaker 1: and I wanted to see if you can give me

552
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:02,320
Speaker 1: any uh, pep talks because I talked about this every year.

553
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:10,480
Speaker 1: This weekend is the coveted Gorilla Bowl in fantasy football.

554
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:16,040
Speaker 1: I am playing Ba ba booe fa fa fooi tata

555
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:23,000
Speaker 1: toothi boofy in fantasy football. Everybody knows the history, everybody

556
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:29,160
Speaker 1: knows the rivalry. My goal this weekend is to beat him,

557
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 1: strip them naked, and send him into the streets confused,

558
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:42,160
Speaker 1: sweating and beaten down. Right, do you have any advice

559
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 1: for me? I don't. It's not that I have advice

560
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 1: for you. I'm just shocked that he doesn't have a

561
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,920
Speaker 1: dentist appointment to be at this weekend. I'm surprised that

562
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 1: he's uh participating in the Gorilla Bowl, right, Like, why

563
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:55,680
Speaker 1: are you spending time on fantasy football and not spending

564
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:58,760
Speaker 1: more time on your teeth? Are you still in a

565
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 1: fantasy football league when you have fucking teeth that need

566
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 1: tending to? That's a valid point. That's your question is

567
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:09,200
Speaker 1: is why is he even playing fantasy football with a

568
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:10,840
Speaker 1: mouth like that. I just thought he would be at

569
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:13,360
Speaker 1: the dentist. I mean, and on Halloween, you know, don't

570
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 1: give this guy any candy. They should be handing out

571
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:17,720
Speaker 1: braces to this motherfucker. He's he is a bad boon.

572
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 1: He's a fucking bad boy. I'd imagine hell to look

573
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:24,160
Speaker 1: something like the inside of Booie's mouth. I would. I

574
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 1: would say that that's that's probably what it looks like,

575
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 1: something like that. The tooth Fairy didn't funk with him

576
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 1: as a kid. You know that right now, he scared

577
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:39,040
Speaker 1: the tooth Fairy. He came, the tooth Fairy came to

578
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 1: go pick up some of those teeth, and the tooth

579
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:46,640
Speaker 1: Fairy fucking blew away. For first of all, they're too

580
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:50,239
Speaker 1: heavy to pick up. I can't carry these teeth. How

581
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 1: am I supposed to carry these teeth? I can only

582
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 1: carry so many teeth in one night. What am I

583
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 1: gonna do? This's like carrying a boulder. The tooth Fairy

584
00:32:57,920 --> 00:32:59,960
Speaker 1: is not that big tooth fair. He's got a lot

585
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 1: out of business every night, moving around, flying around, you know,

586
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:06,760
Speaker 1: taking teeth, giving money. It can't put a fucking a

587
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:10,280
Speaker 1: boulder of age those teeth when he was young. Oh

588
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:13,360
Speaker 1: my god. I mean, I think that he might be

589
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:15,640
Speaker 1: the only person who can chew on rocks and it

590
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 1: would fix his teeth. I think that maybe that would

591
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 1: that would do something for him. But if only he

592
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 1: put as much time and energy into seeing a dentist,

593
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:25,880
Speaker 1: you know, as he does with the ship talking to you,

594
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:27,280
Speaker 1: you know, he might he might have a chance of

595
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:30,760
Speaker 1: being a stickman. Don't worry about me, booie. Don't worry

596
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:34,240
Speaker 1: about fantasy football. We'll find somebody replace you in the league.

597
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:37,239
Speaker 1: Worry about those fucking chompers. Know he can't keep your

598
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:39,480
Speaker 1: name out of his teeth or I mean his mouth

599
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:43,160
Speaker 1: or you know whatever. Do you know that I heard?

600
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's true that he was offered

601
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 1: a deal from a meditation you know, I have this

602
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 1: app com they were gonna do meditation where you just

603
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 1: stare at his teeth because those teeth can lull you

604
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:57,120
Speaker 1: to sleep. But if you just watch his teeth, is

605
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 1: it just constantly zooming in? Like is it like it's

606
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:03,120
Speaker 1: hypnosis exactly? Is that what hypnosis? It'll lower you to

607
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,720
Speaker 1: fucking sleep and then you go into like a translucent

608
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:10,240
Speaker 1: you know r e M state just from just watching

609
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:13,000
Speaker 1: the teeth. I think you can just if you're scared

610
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:16,040
Speaker 1: of flying, if you're afraid of roller coasters, I think

611
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 1: the hypnotists should use that in their office just have that.

612
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:22,760
Speaker 1: Just keep looking at that. Forget that the swinging clock

613
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:25,279
Speaker 1: going back and forth, you're getting sleepy. Just get a

614
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:28,040
Speaker 1: fucking visualizer of Gary's teeth. And I think that that

615
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 1: could do wonders for a lot of people. My dad's

616
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:33,280
Speaker 1: terrified of elevators. He should sit in that fucking office

617
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:35,759
Speaker 1: and just stare at Bowie's teeth. I guarantee he'll be

618
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 1: going up and down the fucking building. And that's what

619
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,439
Speaker 1: I'm saying. He could put it on a fucking app

620
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 1: or like YouTube, and first of all, he'll make so

621
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 1: much money. Second, he's helping the world. That I mean,

622
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:48,440
Speaker 1: that's the thing. It's it's advantageous. I have to make

623
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:51,920
Speaker 1: this short because I'm realizing that I have this thing

624
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 1: in a few minutes. So I got a couple of

625
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:57,280
Speaker 1: more minutes. Um, do you have any parting words? After

626
00:34:57,719 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 1: bunking down with me for four days in Vancouver, it

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Speaker 1: was just, you know, it's similar to like going to

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Speaker 1: Vegas for a weekend, where it's like you're you're pumped

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Speaker 1: to go there, you got your money, you're you're ready

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Speaker 1: to gamble, you're ready to go clubbing, and then after

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Speaker 1: twenty four hours is up. You're just you're emotionally and

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00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:15,520
Speaker 1: physically drained and depleted of everything in your body. And

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Speaker 1: it's like you're ready to get the funk out of

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Speaker 1: that place, that that ship hole, that hell whole. I

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Speaker 1: was ready after the second day with the coughing and

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Speaker 1: the snorting and and the farting to just it was.

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Speaker 1: We had a great time though that don't get me wrong.

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Speaker 1: We had a great talk to you. How about that?

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Speaker 1: How about we had a great time. Yeah, we had

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Speaker 1: a great time. So what do you talk? I don't know. No,

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Speaker 1: it's just I just think. You know, it's like I

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00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,880
Speaker 1: told you, you're that guy that can be taken in doses.

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Speaker 1: And people ask me all the time how much of

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00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 1: that is an act? Is that really Michael? Is that

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Speaker 1: a version of Michael? And you know what, I'm not

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00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 1: gonna lie. I used to tell people that's really funny.

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00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:53,960
Speaker 1: I get asked that all the time. Um, that is

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Speaker 1: a version of Michael. You know, he's this is one

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Speaker 1: of like this is a comedic genius. You No, he's

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00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,960
Speaker 1: is a version of him. I see a whole other

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Speaker 1: side to him. But the more and more that I

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Speaker 1: know you, and the more that I've spent time with you.

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Speaker 1: People have asked me that same question, Like someone asked

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Speaker 1: me a week ago and they were like, how much

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Speaker 1: of that is Michael? And I was like, that's not

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Speaker 1: a version of him, that's you. Like I think that

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Speaker 1: what you project out there and how you are on Instagram,

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Speaker 1: how you are on the podcast. When the recording is done,

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Speaker 1: you don't like go chill, like you're like this and

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Speaker 1: you know what in your sleep you do ship and

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Speaker 1: you're like it's I was like, damn, I don't know

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Speaker 1: if it's like the commitment level with you. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if this is like a whole Andy Kaufman thing.

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Speaker 1: But even in your sleep, you'll it'll be like four

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Speaker 1: in the morning and you'll be like dead asleep and

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Speaker 1: then like I'll move or something and you'll wake up.

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Speaker 1: For a split second. You're like you'll start coughing like

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Speaker 1: motherfucker fucking pig. Like it's it's it's in your sleep.

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Speaker 1: It's it's like, it's I don't think you're doing that

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Speaker 1: for me. I don't think you're trying to entertain me

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Speaker 1: at four in the morning. I think that that's really

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Speaker 1: like in your d n A, like it's like it's

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Speaker 1: like a crazy person, but it's cool and that's commitment.

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Speaker 1: Though that I don't know if that's either goddamn, give

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00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,880
Speaker 1: this guy all the fucking awards or lock this motherfucker

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Speaker 1: up in a cage because he's nuts. You're crazy. You're

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Speaker 1: crazy person, and I'm friends with a crazy person like that?

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Speaker 1: Like that a lot? Oh man? Anyway, all right, Well,

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Speaker 1: it's just forty minutes of fury, forty flying minutes of

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Speaker 1: fury museum quality. I am wrap reports stereo podcasting. Um,

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Speaker 1: we came, we saw, we disrupted. I know. For people

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Speaker 1: are like more and more and more. Tell your friends

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00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:31,960
Speaker 1: to tell a friend, to tell a friend. Listen to

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Speaker 1: the episodes over and over and over again. Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: on tour. You know the place, mikel Rapport Comedy dot Com.

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Speaker 1: I will be in Minnesota, I'll be in Austin. I

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Speaker 1: said it all. I want everybody to stay safe. I

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Speaker 1: want everybody to stay saying I want everybody to stay disruptive.

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Speaker 1: Miles Jordan and kid to bleach mothers. Take us out

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Speaker 1: of it with something real nice, take us at it

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Speaker 1: with something real propers but most importantly, take us out

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Speaker 1: of with some real out and real I'm Wrappers stereo

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Speaker 1: podcast I'm out Tis Tidings and PTIs T Tibis tends

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Speaker 1: to tendis pendings and two tidings two ten days and

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Speaker 1: two Tendis and tidings and two tidings and ten days

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Speaker 1: and two tends to pendis T Tibis tends