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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season one, nine, episode

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Speaker 1: two of their Daily Action of My Heart Radio. This

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Speaker 1: is a podcast where we take a deep dive into

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Speaker 1: America's share consciousness. It is Tuesday, June. My name is

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Speaker 1: Jack O'Brien a K. How do I live without? Do?

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Speaker 1: I want to know? How do I breathe without? Do?

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Speaker 1: I don't wanna know? How could I ever ever run dry?

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Speaker 1: That is courtesy of Christie Almagucci, Man Emily and Rhymes

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Speaker 1: of course my inspiration and I am thrilled to be

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Speaker 1: joined as always by my co host, Mr Miles Grad. Yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: it's Miles the Blasian Valley Legend aka Hideo NoHo. I

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Speaker 1: was just at Dodger Stadium over the weekend. It was

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Speaker 1: beautiful energy. I was there with my mom, who had

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Speaker 1: not been there twenty five years since Hideo Normo's rookie season.

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Speaker 1: It was all the vibe. Shout out to everybody that

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Speaker 1: participated in that wonderful, wonderful moment with us. Miles. We

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Speaker 1: are blessed to be joined by two very funny comedians

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Speaker 1: whose work has appeared on lesser shows like This American

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Speaker 1: Life and The Drew Barrymore Show. They are the lead

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Speaker 1: investigators and hosts of the new show Truth Town, which

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Speaker 1: is one of the best things our network has ever created, UH,

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Speaker 1: in which they look into everyday victories like why are

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Speaker 1: late people late? And does time fly when you're having fun?

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Speaker 1: We are thrilled and honored to be joined by the

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Speaker 1: hilarious and talented Kyle Mazzono and honest Aragena. Wow. I

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Speaker 1: loved this second the aks happened. You guys have covered

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Speaker 1: your mouth and said, what the funk show are we on?

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Speaker 1: And I was like, they don't listen? And I love.

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Speaker 1: it was just really impressing. It was just a lot.

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Speaker 1: I think, yeah, truth be told. I think when we're

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Speaker 1: normally interacting, it's been about truth hounds. And you haven't

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Speaker 1: seen screaming miles, so yeah, I compartmentalize those the multitudes

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Speaker 1: that I can take. I mean, we just haven't seen

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Speaker 1: you flies, So it's just amazing. How are you guys doing?

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Speaker 1: How is uh the impending drop of the show for today?

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Speaker 1: Today is the day? Today is the day? That's right,

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Speaker 1: I'm We're in the future. How is the drop of

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Speaker 1: the show treating you? The drop is going really well

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Speaker 1: for me, Kyle, Yeah, the drop has been actually really good,

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Speaker 1: and you can't stop talking about the drill. I honestly

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Speaker 1: can't stop talking about it. And I mean we've been

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Speaker 1: feels absurd actually because it's been only for us and you. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: super producer and Josie and I have been working to

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Speaker 1: make this show and just for people we're gonna have.

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Speaker 1: I implore you, if you like this show, you're going

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Speaker 1: to love Truth Hounds. Uh. And if you're lazy and

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Speaker 1: you're like, I'll get around to it. We'll probably will

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Speaker 1: drop an episode in the feed later on this week,

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Speaker 1: so even by passively, you will experience the wonderful show

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Speaker 1: that's Truth Hounds. I described the show as like mystery

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Speaker 1: show that starlely Kine podcast from back in the day,

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Speaker 1: mixed with like Nathan for you, it feels like just

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Speaker 1: like this intersection of your look. Everyone can already tell

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Speaker 1: the wit is off the chain already, so I'm already talking.

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Speaker 1: You're excited about the drop, It's all dropped exciting, but yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a good show. And yeah, I'm excited for everybody

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Speaker 1: a moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners a few

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Speaker 1: of the things we're talking about. The Republicans are fighting

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Speaker 1: drought that's happened in California, celebrity breakups and how much

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Speaker 1: I want to get you guys perspective. I'm a little

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Speaker 1: jealous of this guy. I think I was swallowed, as

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Speaker 1: about this whole being swallowed by a whale for thirty

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Speaker 1: talk about that, all of that plenty more. But first,

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Speaker 1: Kyle and we like to ask our guests, what is

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Speaker 1: How about that? Or wicky? How and what did you learn?

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Speaker 1: not here. What is something you guys think is overrated?

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Speaker 1: This is actually we were prepared for this ship. I

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Speaker 1: with this. Okay, picnics because I mean every time I

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Speaker 1: what you're hearing is that I'm captivated and I'm enamored constantly,

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Speaker 1: That's why this word overrated. Yeah, because there's ants, Because

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Speaker 1: I think it's hard to eat comfortably outside? Can I

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Speaker 1: even add? Yes, dining al fresco? I know it's a

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Speaker 1: I know some people are like, look, it's like Portugal

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Speaker 1: was like a nightmare exactly. I don't like that level

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Speaker 1: of like scrutiny from It shouldn't be up for discuss

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Speaker 1: But I was eating in San Francisco Fisherman's Wharf. Already

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Speaker 1: huge mistake. I'm eating a lobster bisk i. Took a

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Speaker 1: But people were walking by and really looking into my

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Speaker 1: coming back to you. I like the name Alfresco. I

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Speaker 1: like when Shaky's Pizza and Glendale was trying to do

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Speaker 1: bit of a mismatch, like linguistically, when you're like shake

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Speaker 1: like more on point because we're there for the mojos.

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Speaker 1: Let's be You said, are you are you like with

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Speaker 1: bees and stuff? I know you said you don't like

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Speaker 1: the picnic. I get it. I'm with somebody who hates

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Speaker 1: bees and when they get stung, like it's a fucking problem.

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Speaker 1: So is it? Do you have like a real aversion

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Speaker 1: Like we're just to help me understand where you're coming. Wow,

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Speaker 1: thank you for also helping my answer. No, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: this up. Because in in the mid terms, he put

422
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Speaker 1: out a bunch of candidates that clearly weren't up to scruff,

423
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:47,520
Speaker 1: and the house shifted, so we will see. I think

424
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,560
Speaker 1: the one thing is, though it's hard to know what

425
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:53,000
Speaker 1: will happen, because if Joe Biden continues to not deliver

426
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:56,560
Speaker 1: on any of his campaign promises, that may make things

427
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:59,320
Speaker 1: easier for Republicans running because there will be a lot

428
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:01,359
Speaker 1: of disillusion and people who were, like I thought he's

429
00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 1: gonna cancel like student debt, like he was telling people

430
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:09,240
Speaker 1: that are like checks or that's all. No, okay, alright,

431
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:12,359
Speaker 1: let's uh, let's talk about the drought. Good for good

432
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:15,880
Speaker 1: for picnics, you know, avoid all those wet butts, but

433
00:25:16,119 --> 00:25:20,120
Speaker 1: not so good for fire season. So the past couple

434
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:23,960
Speaker 1: of fire seasons in California have been worse than anything

435
00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:27,160
Speaker 1: I've experienced in my living ears here, Like the air

436
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:30,359
Speaker 1: quality became the thing you checked every morning instead of

437
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:33,640
Speaker 1: like chance of rain, because there were just so many

438
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:38,639
Speaker 1: fires and so much smoke and ship and it seems

439
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:40,800
Speaker 1: it just felt like, you know, we could use a break.

440
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:44,320
Speaker 1: Come on, we deserve a break here. And it turns

441
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:48,639
Speaker 1: out like the worst case scenario uh is happening, where

442
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:51,800
Speaker 1: more global warming leads to worse fires, which leads to

443
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:55,240
Speaker 1: increase carbon in the atmosphere, which leads to more global warming,

444
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:58,240
Speaker 1: which leads to worse fires. Because we're in the middle

445
00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:02,760
Speaker 1: of a presidented drought right now, the worst drought of

446
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:08,080
Speaker 1: the last twenty years in the Pacific Southwest basically, uh

447
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:11,679
Speaker 1: and just the Southwest in general. So you know, just

448
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 1: kind of a appetizer for I'm sure what what are

449
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:18,480
Speaker 1: going to be a number of stories that are super

450
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:22,640
Speaker 1: fucking depressing where we're like, yeah, this is uh Miles

451
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:27,200
Speaker 1: and Jack recording from Inland where we were chased by

452
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:31,880
Speaker 1: a wildfire. Right, yeah, I mean I think everywhere has

453
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:34,560
Speaker 1: been as much as we get rained here and there.

454
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 1: I think just seeing like these graphics and graphs that

455
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:42,360
Speaker 1: just show, oh, it's turning into like a hot charcoal

456
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:46,119
Speaker 1: stone what happens? And yeah, the air quality thing is

457
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:47,960
Speaker 1: really like I think that's like the one of the

458
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,879
Speaker 1: big things that I've been has really begun changing, and

459
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:52,280
Speaker 1: like I think for people who live in l a

460
00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:55,080
Speaker 1: of just being like, especially if you have any kind

461
00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:57,760
Speaker 1: of breathing difficulty, like can I ride a bike today?

462
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:01,920
Speaker 1: And like the air level qualities is cotton Mouth King's concert,

463
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:05,399
Speaker 1: Like what is this at all? Like this feels. I

464
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:07,080
Speaker 1: get that's how they're trying to get us to relate

465
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:09,920
Speaker 1: to the situation room. But yeah, I don't know where

466
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:11,639
Speaker 1: did you guys grow up? Did you grow up in

467
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:20,080
Speaker 1: l A area, San Francisco, Um? Russia? But when you

468
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:21,680
Speaker 1: came where did you move to? When you came to

469
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 1: the US? I moved to Vancouver first in Canada, and

470
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:29,560
Speaker 1: then to like San Diego, so nothing to write home

471
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:35,960
Speaker 1: about there, um Francisco, and then San Francisco eventually. Yeah, right,

472
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:39,399
Speaker 1: right right, So I mean, yeah, the fear of drought

473
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:41,760
Speaker 1: is at least Kyle, you're aware of that. I'm sure

474
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 1: living in San Francisco people. I was talking about that,

475
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:47,159
Speaker 1: especially being near the Central Valley. Well, and after what

476
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:50,200
Speaker 1: San Francisco looked like last year, like last fall, the

477
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:53,800
Speaker 1: photos about the red and oh yeah, so scary. Yeah,

478
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,639
Speaker 1: I think I remember going to San Francisco. I was

479
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:59,320
Speaker 1: wearing a mask because of the air, and then I

480
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:04,800
Speaker 1: used that a mask for the pandemic. So home coming

481
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:07,760
Speaker 1: for you, nothing to laugh about, not not not funny

482
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:11,800
Speaker 1: at all, but good use of a mask, bang on

483
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:14,679
Speaker 1: the mask motifre Yeah, And I didn't mean to imply

484
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 1: that you guys were pro drought because of the pictick.

485
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 1: We're very that's not fair for actually, yeah, never indicated

486
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:26,520
Speaker 1: before this recording that you're pro draft, pro global warming,

487
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,520
Speaker 1: and we're pro Trump and pro drought. That's why two

488
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:31,440
Speaker 1: big things. That's actually why we were kind of close

489
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:34,480
Speaker 1: lip because honestly, they're talking about my friend. I know,

490
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:38,600
Speaker 1: we're like, that's my that's my uncle. What's his first Donald,

491
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 1: that's my uncle Donald. I forgot his person, Yeah, because

492
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 1: we're calling them Uncle d Drought because we love that

493
00:28:55,200 --> 00:29:01,240
Speaker 1: uncle Uncle Drought and his draft. Alright, well let's talk

494
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 1: about seled breakups. I think I think this is what's

495
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:07,120
Speaker 1: all on our minds uh, And I just want to

496
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 1: clear you don't have any connection to Ben affleck A

497
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:12,520
Speaker 1: Rod or Jennifer Lopez before we go start saying things

498
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 1: about it. I actually think that Anna has a connection

499
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:17,240
Speaker 1: to General Lopez. Do you want to share that This

500
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 1: is pretty cool? This is pretty cool, but there isn't

501
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:24,880
Speaker 1: a commercial with Jennifer Lopez. And it's funny that you

502
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 1: say wow, because have you seen it? Okay something Not

503
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:34,000
Speaker 1: only am I saying wow, but it was like the

504
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:36,200
Speaker 1: director was like, hey, we're not going to use this

505
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:38,880
Speaker 1: don't worry about it, but don't worry about we're definitely

506
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:40,719
Speaker 1: not going to use it, so just for fun and

507
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:42,240
Speaker 1: just something to keep in mind as we're not going

508
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:45,520
Speaker 1: to use it. Can you do one that's like, wow,

509
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 1: that's the one that used the commercial? Is that? I go, wow,

510
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:56,480
Speaker 1: Jennifer Lopez And uh so that's my close personal friend

511
00:29:56,560 --> 00:30:00,240
Speaker 1: Jennifer Lopez. Oh man, Okay, well then I guess well

512
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:06,480
Speaker 1: we'll go lightly Yeah. Yeah, I'm just I was just

513
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 1: reading this thing right about just the energy that's going

514
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:13,280
Speaker 1: into like this a Rod j Lo ben Affleck thing

515
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 1: where right now over the weekend, a Rod posted like

516
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 1: on his stories, he was like working out with like

517
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,480
Speaker 1: his ex wife who's like the mother of his kids,

518
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:24,560
Speaker 1: and he posted this picture where she's like wrapping his

519
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:27,560
Speaker 1: thigh like with ice, and he's like, Cynthia is a

520
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 1: world class mommy to our girls wrapping ice though, L

521
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 1: O L. But it's like, I don't know, meant to

522
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 1: seem like, hey, Jennifer, I'm intimate with a person from

523
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:38,960
Speaker 1: my past two as well, and we're working out. I

524
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:44,800
Speaker 1: felt very like just so transparent, like insecure celebrity energy.

525
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:47,800
Speaker 1: But the other thing I didn't realize is that Ben

526
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 1: Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, like Jennifer Lope especially, they were

527
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:57,480
Speaker 1: really trying to pre plan revealing their like relationship through Instagram,

528
00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:01,760
Speaker 1: and they say the paparazzi like ruined it. According to

529
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,640
Speaker 1: Insider quote, he stayed at her house in April and

530
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:06,479
Speaker 1: she was planning to make an announcement that they are

531
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:09,480
Speaker 1: back together on Instagram. It's all about timing with her.

532
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 1: These are people who don't like to be alone, and

533
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 1: she really likes him. They have a long history there,

534
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:17,600
Speaker 1: and the paparazzi beat them to it. I just like

535
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:19,920
Speaker 1: I read this and I'm like, I feel we don't

536
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:23,280
Speaker 1: talk about how like the thing about becoming a celebrity

537
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 1: at a certain level is you cease to just become

538
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:28,120
Speaker 1: a normal person, Like you can't even like you're like

539
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:32,200
Speaker 1: the optics of me getting back with Ben though it

540
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 1: used to be like this, someone just catch you in

541
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 1: someone else's Instagram posts, be like are you looking up

542
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:42,400
Speaker 1: with them again? Like that, Yeah, yeah, you're a brand.

543
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 1: You're like just like there's a company forms around you

544
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 1: with like a bunch of people who are making decisions

545
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 1: about your life that are purely based on like what

546
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:58,719
Speaker 1: is good for the brand, and that brand is your life.

547
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 1: It's I think it's underrated. Like how maddening being famous

548
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:07,520
Speaker 1: must be for a lot of a lot of these

549
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:11,480
Speaker 1: people who I just feel I've always said, PR move

550
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:14,240
Speaker 1: if you have a hard boiled egg, like it's right.

551
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:18,320
Speaker 1: Those are the terms that I know. But you know how, Yeah,

552
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:22,480
Speaker 1: everything's like a PR decision, which is cool. I would

553
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, actually I would love that. I'd love

554
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:29,160
Speaker 1: if the people were paying more attention to me like that. Yeah,

555
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 1: like why is Kyle wearing those hats? Again? I would

556
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:35,480
Speaker 1: love that because then I could come out with a statement,

557
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,040
Speaker 1: and she loves coming up with the statement. What would

558
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:39,680
Speaker 1: you say? What do you think a thing you would

559
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:42,080
Speaker 1: run afoul with would for your brand? That you would

560
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:44,600
Speaker 1: have to have statements about Kyle? So if I guess

561
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:48,880
Speaker 1: I had a new hat on, I would go, this

562
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:52,400
Speaker 1: is my PR company, would say, Kyle is wearing a

563
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 1: new hat. But also, please don't stop paying attention to

564
00:32:56,680 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 1: her big shirts. But for um, that's from Kyle's PR company.

565
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:10,160
Speaker 1: That's it? Yeah? Wrong, No, No, I think he did it.

566
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:14,160
Speaker 1: He really help me out there than weiled the voice

567
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:17,040
Speaker 1: for that for that PR for that prest release. The

568
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:21,040
Speaker 1: other thing is like, yeah, when the people would that

569
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:24,480
Speaker 1: are like mega stars, they are just deeply paranoid and

570
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:27,680
Speaker 1: suspicious of everyone that's around them because at a certain point,

571
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 1: like you truly like you don't make friends the same

572
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,239
Speaker 1: way you're used to, which is like, oh wow, you

573
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:35,280
Speaker 1: like this thing. Oh we get along, we're vibing, we

574
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 1: go to the same school, we work at the same place, whatever.

575
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:39,760
Speaker 1: And now it's like, what the fund does this person

576
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:42,000
Speaker 1: want from me? Like, what the funk? Why is this

577
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 1: person smiling just so they can ask me to of course,

578
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:48,560
Speaker 1: you know, endorse their fifty in weeks. If all you

579
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:51,640
Speaker 1: have around er yes, men who are like who actually

580
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,719
Speaker 1: are are an exact mirror back to you and failed

581
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:58,200
Speaker 1: to like provide you with a dose of actual reality,

582
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 1: then you have no you can't be perceptible. Well that's reality.

583
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 1: And that's why when I see celebrities, I actually go

584
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 1: out of my way to leave the building like no

585
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:13,520
Speaker 1: matter what, because what I literally don't need anything in

586
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 1: the sense that I'm just gonna fucking leave because I

587
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:20,719
Speaker 1: need nothing from you so much so you're repellent, yes,

588
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:22,919
Speaker 1: so much so I'm going to drive home from here

589
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:27,319
Speaker 1: and I'm going to shut my door and then I'm

590
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 1: actually not gonna leave my house for a day. Just beautiful.

591
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:36,080
Speaker 1: I think that's like, I don't think it's the celebrity's

592
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 1: fault always, because it's almost impossible to have people in

593
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 1: in American society where celebrity is viewed as like they're

594
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:50,920
Speaker 1: almost like deities, right, like that we worship, Like I,

595
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:54,319
Speaker 1: it's almost impossible to find somebody who would view you

596
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 1: as like a genuine human being. Like I don't know

597
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:01,640
Speaker 1: how to act around celebrities. I couldn't like just become

598
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 1: friends with a celebrity and value them on a human

599
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:11,880
Speaker 1: level without like taking into account everything that my like

600
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 1: entire life has told me about celebrities. Like it's just

601
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,840
Speaker 1: it's I feel like it's a hard situation to be in.

602
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:21,720
Speaker 1: I also flee through the nearest window anytime a famous

603
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 1: person comes and comes into a room with me. I

604
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 1: think that's the appropriate response. Let me tell you a

605
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:29,920
Speaker 1: little bit about my good friend j Lo. So my

606
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:33,759
Speaker 1: character's name in the commercial was Shirley, And we know

607
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,160
Speaker 1: this because I had a name tag that said Shirley,

608
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:40,200
Speaker 1: and so I wasn't I didn't meet Jennifer lope As

609
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:42,759
Speaker 1: ahead of time. And so one second there was no

610
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:44,879
Speaker 1: Jennifer lope As in my life, and then the next

611
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:46,839
Speaker 1: second she was just right here. She was like mere

612
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:49,360
Speaker 1: inches away from my face. She's a beautiful face. She

613
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:51,400
Speaker 1: has no pores. I don't under I mean, it's just

614
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 1: she's stunning. But um, at some point in between takes,

615
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:57,880
Speaker 1: she looked at my name tag and she said, and

616
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 1: don't call me Shirley, and and everybody was instructed to

617
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 1: like not look at her and don't breathe, like just

618
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:08,920
Speaker 1: don't just if you could not be, just don't be.

619
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:14,399
Speaker 1: Don't just like leave her alone and just just look

620
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 1: at your shirt and you know. But at some point

621
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 1: she goes, and don't call me Shirley, and then everybody

622
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:24,959
Speaker 1: was really quiet, so she went, it's funny, and then

623
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:29,440
Speaker 1: she said it's funny. She said, no, it's funny. Everyone

624
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:32,759
Speaker 1: go So then people were like uh and starting to laugh,

625
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 1: and she said, no, it's funny because her name tag

626
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:39,360
Speaker 1: says Shirley, and then everybody laughed. So, oh, that's my

627
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:43,040
Speaker 1: story about that's my inside scoop. What a mental prison

628
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:47,400
Speaker 1: to be, I mean, that's yeah, you just the airplane

629
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:48,920
Speaker 1: don't you don't call me Shirley. And I was like,

630
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I was instructed in that interact. That's the

631
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:59,480
Speaker 1: whole world gone. She goes, no, no, no, no, no,

632
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:06,880
Speaker 1: it's funny. Okay, okay, Oh how did you respond in

633
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:09,000
Speaker 1: that moment? Like I would have my heart would have

634
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:12,240
Speaker 1: just escaped from my body. I would have just gotten

635
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 1: the funk out of there, not knowing because it's like

636
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:16,800
Speaker 1: not a thing that you would laugh at, but you

637
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 1: feel like you should laugh, Like just the number of

638
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:25,880
Speaker 1: contradictions built into you standing there receiving that joke is impossible.

639
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:29,360
Speaker 1: It's like a purely impossible situation. Yeah, I mean I

640
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:36,880
Speaker 1: think I was like, oh yeah. And then later actually

641
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:39,880
Speaker 1: there was one more goof she she did one more goof.

642
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:43,720
Speaker 1: So in the commercial, she's like, it's set in a

643
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:46,319
Speaker 1: grocery store and she's supposed to impulse by a piece

644
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 1: of gum, and she improvised and she used a pineapple

645
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:54,239
Speaker 1: instead of the piece of gum. And then in between takes,

646
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 1: she goes a pineapple. That's funny, and people were like,

647
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:04,560
Speaker 1: of she goes, she goes, no, it's funnier than God.

648
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:08,120
Speaker 1: She looked at me and I said well, you're a comedian.

649
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:11,759
Speaker 1: I said, well, you know, Pineapple, that is funny. She goes,

650
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:18,640
Speaker 1: I know, so that, Oh my god, I don't know.

651
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,759
Speaker 1: And did all of this inform your performance when you

652
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 1: had to say wow, j the wow is you could

653
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 1: tell it's very loaded. It's it's pain and psychological warfare

654
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:37,399
Speaker 1: and wow. Yeah. I mean this is no minor like

655
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 1: the J Low is supposed to be like, first of all,

656
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 1: in person, one of the more like striking human forms

657
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:47,560
Speaker 1: that most people have ever encountered. And then like also

658
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:52,799
Speaker 1: very aggressively like famous, like not somebody who shrinks from

659
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 1: their fame or feels a contradiction about it. It's a

660
00:38:57,239 --> 00:39:00,879
Speaker 1: she's as beautiful. She's more beautiful than you even want

661
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:05,400
Speaker 1: her to be. You know, she's more than I wanted

662
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:14,360
Speaker 1: you guys, I wanted something good, whoa easy starving this beautiful?

663
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 1: I mean it was insane because I was just like, oh,

664
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,759
Speaker 1: did she looks exactly like she does on on TV?

665
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:23,120
Speaker 1: Like and that's not something you I don't know, like

666
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:26,760
Speaker 1: I think when you do, you expect like some air brushing,

667
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:30,359
Speaker 1: but she is really that beautiful And that It's just

668
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:33,360
Speaker 1: crazy because it's an undeniably hurt. You know, sometimes you

669
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,680
Speaker 1: see a celebrity and you're like, the head is smaller

670
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:38,680
Speaker 1: than I thought. I just I don't know, disrespect. But

671
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 1: I saw Diane Keaton out and I was like, she's

672
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:44,719
Speaker 1: so tiny. She's really tiny. I think, I mean maybe

673
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:48,240
Speaker 1: her hat was just bigger than I thought. Yeah, Diane

674
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:52,280
Speaker 1: Keaton dresses like Diane Keaton car she doesn't funk around

675
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 1: like she that's her brand, Like to the point where

676
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 1: I go, look at this Diane Keaton costs playing my god?

677
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 1: But you again, can I What you said is that

678
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:03,080
Speaker 1: you didn't know if she was small or just her

679
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:05,799
Speaker 1: hat was huge. Yeah, Like it was like, I don't

680
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:07,880
Speaker 1: know what I was more like, I was like, do

681
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:09,960
Speaker 1: I think she has a tiny head? But she also

682
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,799
Speaker 1: had like a big one of her big hats on.

683
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:15,000
Speaker 1: And then I was then I was trying to be like,

684
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 1: well what do I think? Then then I went in

685
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,799
Speaker 1: my own head, I was like, well, what size did

686
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:23,520
Speaker 1: you think Diane Keaton was supposed to be? Didn't work? Yeah,

687
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 1: And then I was like, yeah, maybe it's just maybe

688
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:28,040
Speaker 1: her the hat's making her head look all tiny, and

689
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:30,919
Speaker 1: that's just that looked for perfect. It felt it fell

690
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:36,880
Speaker 1: off for her. Wow, I feel like this. Don't call

691
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:42,920
Speaker 1: me Diane. Wait, Kyle, who's the most famous celebrity you've

692
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:45,680
Speaker 1: had to be encounter and maybe not interact with, but

693
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:48,839
Speaker 1: that you've seen out and you're like, oh, I mean,

694
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 1: like I said, I just I will try to avoid

695
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:54,880
Speaker 1: it at all, even if you catch wind. Yeah, I

696
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,799
Speaker 1: guess it's I guess it. I guess this is I

697
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:00,640
Speaker 1: wish I had something better, but I guess it's Catherine High.

698
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,760
Speaker 1: Oh you have a good Yeah. I did an audition

699
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 1: with her and I touched her. Tit But I mean

700
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:11,360
Speaker 1: I just touched her, and I should have asked for permission.

701
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 1: I've talked about this before, and yeah, it just was

702
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:17,520
Speaker 1: a shitty situation because they should have told me ahead

703
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:19,760
Speaker 1: of time that I was auditioning with her. I didn't

704
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 1: know that, and then I was a brief There was

705
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:23,919
Speaker 1: a part of the scene where I had to touch her.

706
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:27,000
Speaker 1: I guess looking back, I should have been like, hello,

707
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:30,960
Speaker 1: can I touch you? But I was, you know, so

708
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:34,080
Speaker 1: you think I was sort of running on adrenaline. I

709
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 1: touched her and then they said please don't do the

710
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 1: next scene, and then she drove off and she didn't

711
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:41,600
Speaker 1: audition with anyone else. So and I broke out in

712
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:45,600
Speaker 1: a flu after So was this the flu? The famous fluke?

713
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:47,759
Speaker 1: I broke out in a flu because it was just

714
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 1: I don't know she gave it to me or I

715
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:53,279
Speaker 1: gave it to her. That's crazy. But to Kyle's credit, Kyle,

716
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:57,680
Speaker 1: but never maliciously, obviously unconsensually touch. It doesn't matter who

717
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 1: it is, Katherine Heigl or not. But she wasn't warned

718
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 1: and she was just sworn into a room where Katherine

719
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:07,920
Speaker 1: Heigel was yeah, super close to her, which is already

720
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:09,839
Speaker 1: you know who I would love to meet. We would

721
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 1: love to both meet kianu Reely. We would love to

722
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 1: meet Jason stathm. I'm a huge We love Jason sat

723
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:19,640
Speaker 1: just those action guys like I want to just be like,

724
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 1: like how big they are. I would love to see

725
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 1: how big girl. That's who. I would love to see

726
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:28,040
Speaker 1: Kyle next to a Kiana or Statham looking up, looking

727
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:30,640
Speaker 1: up the top. I want to picture where it's like,

728
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 1: you know, where you like they put. Maybe that's a

729
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:38,000
Speaker 1: little um belittling, but I think it's funny if it's

730
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 1: they're like you're this small, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, because

731
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:42,759
Speaker 1: I'm huge you know, I would love to see them

732
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:46,239
Speaker 1: Tower overcome. Yeah. I love that. I really is Jason

733
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 1: Statham listen to your podcast. We got one yes friend

734
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 1: really yeah the artist? Yeah wait, she said Statham. Yeah yeah,

735
00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:59,800
Speaker 1: Kianu Reeves his girlfriend. That's what I thought, you asked.

736
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 1: Uh well, alright, let's take a quick break and we

737
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:22,640
Speaker 1: will be right back. And we're back, and the break

738
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:25,640
Speaker 1: was an adventure. Uh So, A couple of things we

739
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:29,319
Speaker 1: have to tell you guys for for necessary background, is

740
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:33,720
Speaker 1: that Truth Hounds actually started out as a show called

741
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:37,719
Speaker 1: There's Something About Mr. Reeves That was one of the

742
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:42,760
Speaker 1: funniest things we've ever heard. It's Kyle and Anna basically

743
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:47,439
Speaker 1: Kyle finding out about Keanu Reeves like years after everybody else,

744
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:50,320
Speaker 1: but like kind of developing this obsession and then it

745
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:55,360
Speaker 1: kind of unfolds where everybody has like an incredible story

746
00:43:56,000 --> 00:44:00,600
Speaker 1: that like tangentially relates to Kianu Reeves, and in the break,

747
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:05,880
Speaker 1: super producer Justin had one such story as we were

748
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:11,480
Speaker 1: talking about just kind of generally the mystique of Keanu Reeves. Justin,

749
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 1: you wanna come in and share with the audience. Yeah, sure.

750
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:19,319
Speaker 1: So my dad and his older brother were members of

751
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 1: a band called News Magazine in Chicago. They played with

752
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,759
Speaker 1: a lot of pretty big people in their time. In

753
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 1: the seventies and eighties, and in the nineties, my uncle

754
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:31,919
Speaker 1: was just playing rooms trying to link up with any

755
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 1: band he could get a gig with, and one of

756
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:38,919
Speaker 1: those bands was Kianu Reeves band. And the best part

757
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:43,920
Speaker 1: about it was he would be up there, very shy guy,

758
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:46,759
Speaker 1: very very humble and down to earth, and he would

759
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 1: usually spend most of his time alone before and just

760
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:52,840
Speaker 1: sitting there relaxing in the corner of the room, and

761
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 1: as soon as they went up to play, the entire

762
00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:01,880
Speaker 1: room would just like magnetically shift over to Kianu Reeves

763
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:05,360
Speaker 1: and the rest of his poor bandmates would be playing

764
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:08,720
Speaker 1: to a mostly empty room while everyone was just staring

765
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 1: up at Kean on one side, and Kanu is the bassis,

766
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:16,880
Speaker 1: he's not He's not the drummer or at the singer

767
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:20,000
Speaker 1: at the center of stage. So it's just like everybody's

768
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:23,880
Speaker 1: in the corner of the room just watching Kianu Reeves.

769
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:25,759
Speaker 1: And for the most part what I hear, he was

770
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 1: just looking at his He's looking at his instrument, just

771
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:31,319
Speaker 1: in the zone. Everyone's just throwing a fit for this

772
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 1: guy and the rest of his band is just playing

773
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:36,360
Speaker 1: their heart out to no one. It's it's so sad,

774
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:38,800
Speaker 1: but it's it's a lovely story. That's you know. Kianu

775
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:41,799
Speaker 1: has that kind of magnetism, that kind of yeah, you

776
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:44,239
Speaker 1: you why not ignore everyone else and focus on the

777
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 1: universal constant. But he would probably feel bad about that.

778
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:53,719
Speaker 1: He's such a good guy that from our findings that

779
00:45:53,800 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 1: he would probably like, Yeah, he'd be like, no, guy,

780
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:06,320
Speaker 1: it's really good, guys. There's a whole bad like really

781
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:10,880
Speaker 1: sorry giving up for Trevor guys. He's really doing his

782
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:14,720
Speaker 1: best up here. He'd probably go behind the other band

783
00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 1: members something, get some like crossfire eye contact. Yeah, he's like,

784
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,239
Speaker 1: get in front of me, get in front of me.

785
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:32,280
Speaker 1: Oh man, oh man. I mean we heard so many

786
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:35,279
Speaker 1: stories because the funny thing is that everybody we wanted

787
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:37,800
Speaker 1: to hear like the more mundane the better. So someone

788
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:41,840
Speaker 1: was like, my brother installed a toilet um a bathroom

789
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:44,520
Speaker 1: door at Keanu Reeves his house and he was nice,

790
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:46,239
Speaker 1: and we were like, that's the perfect story for us.

791
00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:48,799
Speaker 1: We would love to look into that. But yeah, we

792
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 1: would get stories that were like I was I overheard

793
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:54,400
Speaker 1: kean or you say I don't like to take the freeways.

794
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 1: Those were like the kind of stories were like yeah,

795
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:01,840
Speaker 1: but that the thing. Crazy thing is the more we

796
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:05,480
Speaker 1: worked on it, the more every situation we went into

797
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:08,640
Speaker 1: someone had his story. Everybody has a Kianu story. I

798
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 1: think I did it a comedy show and then I

799
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:14,879
Speaker 1: was talking about it and then the host was like, oh, yeah,

800
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:21,399
Speaker 1: Kianu reeves like purchase my kids preschool sold it back

801
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:24,840
Speaker 1: to them for a penny. Yeah, that's right, and so

802
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:28,920
Speaker 1: there's actually a picture of him in the preschool, Like

803
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,960
Speaker 1: that's crazy. Yeah. The school was like, gonna get shut down.

804
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:36,520
Speaker 1: You're gonna get shut down. So he purchased it. Good guy.

805
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:39,000
Speaker 1: One time we heard a story that one time he

806
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:42,960
Speaker 1: was at his own birthday party and he went outside

807
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:44,839
Speaker 1: to smoke and there was a line to get in

808
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:47,120
Speaker 1: and he didn't want to cut, so he stood in

809
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:49,480
Speaker 1: the back of the line. He waited to get in

810
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:51,759
Speaker 1: the bouncer. When it got to his turn, was like,

811
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:54,200
Speaker 1: you don't have to wait, it's your birthday party. Your

812
00:47:54,320 --> 00:48:02,239
Speaker 1: Kanu reeves And he was like, it's just I feel

813
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:04,600
Speaker 1: like he's like someone who could fall victim to someone

814
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 1: really like pathological who's like a scammer who's like, oh,

815
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 1: I'm so cold and hungry at Kianu and he's like,

816
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:16,120
Speaker 1: oh no, And then I feel like he's too wise

817
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:18,680
Speaker 1: for that though. I feel like or I feel like

818
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:22,520
Speaker 1: his mystique is such that when that pathological scammer came

819
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:25,440
Speaker 1: into contact with them, they would be like somehow reformed,

820
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:28,680
Speaker 1: right right, Oh, that you'd really like his energy is

821
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:32,360
Speaker 1: so potent that you're like, I want to be honest

822
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:38,040
Speaker 1: about myself. Actually, I'm a bit of a reptile brain

823
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:47,879
Speaker 1: only looking out for myself. Yeah, thanks, Wow, Absolutely, I

824
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:49,319
Speaker 1: I do want to get to this guy who got

825
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:54,520
Speaker 1: swallowed hole by humpback whale, because I think he's really

826
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:58,920
Speaker 1: like the reverse Kianu. Uh Now, I'm just j he's

827
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:00,920
Speaker 1: not out here. He's out here for the wrong reasons.

828
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:04,480
Speaker 1: I'm being really hard on this guy. Uh So, this

829
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 1: is something that actually happens a lot. Like there there's

830
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:10,440
Speaker 1: a lot of really cool videos on YouTube of people.

831
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:14,839
Speaker 1: Uh there's one where there's a scuba diver just like

832
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:18,120
Speaker 1: resurfacing and then the water around him just like starts

833
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:21,400
Speaker 1: boiling with small fish that a whale is driving to

834
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 1: the surface, and then like a whale comes within inches

835
00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:26,600
Speaker 1: of like swallowing that guy and it's just massive and

836
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:29,839
Speaker 1: like really cool. And then there's another where a guy

837
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:33,160
Speaker 1: gets swallowed like is in the mouth of a whale

838
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:36,320
Speaker 1: there's video footage of it, and another where a boat

839
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:41,799
Speaker 1: carrying two kayakers gets like swallowed. Hole up. That one's wild, right,

840
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:44,840
Speaker 1: It's it's the kind that you wish you saw. You're like,

841
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:47,160
Speaker 1: dude on one of these videos where the whale just

842
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:50,280
Speaker 1: swallows a kayak and you're like, well, here's a link

843
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:54,640
Speaker 1: for you. It's like straight up jaws. Ship it's yeah,

844
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:57,840
Speaker 1: because it's just calm water then breach and people like

845
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 1: I remember in that clip the one person just like,

846
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:09,439
Speaker 1: oh ship not helpful. Yeah, So it's something that happens accidentally.

847
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:13,760
Speaker 1: People hang out around where whales might breach because whale

848
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 1: watching the whole thing, and they're like magical, you know,

849
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:21,200
Speaker 1: mystical creatures that are it's just insane that they exist,

850
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:24,240
Speaker 1: like the fact that we just go through our days

851
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:28,560
Speaker 1: with whales existing, like just mammals that are that big

852
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:31,600
Speaker 1: that swim around in the ocean like is is wild.

853
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:35,759
Speaker 1: So there's no footage of this guy getting swallowed, so

854
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 1: I think this is why this is getting like kind

855
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 1: of capturing the zeitgeist and other examples where people have

856
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:49,520
Speaker 1: like actually captured video of somebody getting swallowed, and it's

857
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:52,000
Speaker 1: like the one of the wildest things you've ever seen

858
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:57,080
Speaker 1: is that we are hearing it through a subjective account

859
00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:02,480
Speaker 1: and he is using he's like George Costanza recovering the

860
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:06,120
Speaker 1: golf ball levels of drama to this, Like he's just

861
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:09,839
Speaker 1: he's talking about but let me just read some of

862
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:14,400
Speaker 1: his uh words, So his words, I was inside it,

863
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:17,200
Speaker 1: I was inside its mouth. It tried to eat me,

864
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 1: which is not true, Like everybody was like, first of all,

865
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:24,760
Speaker 1: they can't eat anything that big. Their throat is very small.

866
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:28,600
Speaker 1: But like they there's just it's him and his spotter

867
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:31,799
Speaker 1: who like watch watches his bubbles to make sure he's

868
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:35,759
Speaker 1: okay while he's down there, like going lobster fishing, and

869
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:40,080
Speaker 1: then he's like, but the bubbles suddenly all right, so

870
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:42,440
Speaker 1: this is from his spotter, But the bubble suddenly stopped.

871
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:46,799
Speaker 1: Then an explosion of whitewater erupted from the sea. Mayo

872
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:50,000
Speaker 1: wasn't sure what he was witnessing. A burly fish thrashed

873
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:52,759
Speaker 1: before him, and for a split second, he thought it

874
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:56,520
Speaker 1: was a great white shark. Then Mayo saw its flukes

875
00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:59,799
Speaker 1: cut through the water and observed it violently shake its head.

876
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:03,640
Speaker 1: So just the fact that they're like adding violence to

877
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:07,840
Speaker 1: it and he's saying that it was trying to swallow him. Also,

878
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:11,759
Speaker 1: like in the in the videos, you can tell that

879
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:14,800
Speaker 1: it's an accident, that it's the equivalent of somebody eating

880
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 1: something and a fly flies into their mouth and they

881
00:52:17,239 --> 00:52:20,280
Speaker 1: like cough it up. But in this version of the story,

882
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:23,360
Speaker 1: by like turning the whale into something with an agenda

883
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:26,719
Speaker 1: that was to eat him, Like suddenly the headlines are

884
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:30,480
Speaker 1: like real life Moby Dick tries to eat diver and ship.

885
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:33,520
Speaker 1: And it's just I don't love it because it implies

886
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:37,880
Speaker 1: that he's it's whales slander, you know what it is?

887
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:40,879
Speaker 1: Culture going way too far, That's what it is. Yeah,

888
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:49,000
Speaker 1: Tom Hanks this morning, who's next? If sure they tried

889
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:51,200
Speaker 1: to eat you? Because yeah, those other clips, the whale

890
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 1: almost looks like oh funk what iuld like, what it?

891
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:55,200
Speaker 1: What's in my mouth? Like when they have like a

892
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:58,359
Speaker 1: giant kayak, They're like no, no, no, I didn't want this.

893
00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:01,920
Speaker 1: I'm They're just released. Yeah, what I can capture in

894
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:05,839
Speaker 1: my Baileen, But this it's good to know because in

895
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:08,399
Speaker 1: my mind it was very possible that a whale could

896
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:12,000
Speaker 1: just swallow you. But you're saying it's like physically they're

897
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,600
Speaker 1: not carnivorous, so they don't they're not ever intending to

898
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:18,080
Speaker 1: attack a human or whatever. But yeah, their throats are

899
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:20,400
Speaker 1: too narrow. They just like swallow a bunch of tiny

900
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:25,960
Speaker 1: things and then use their to like send everything else out.

901
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:30,160
Speaker 1: So we'll send this one to the Dubious Whale Attacks Panel. Yeah,

902
00:53:30,239 --> 00:53:32,440
Speaker 1: because it's also the thing that's unique is that he

903
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:35,040
Speaker 1: claims he was in the mouth for thirty to forty seconds,

904
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:38,400
Speaker 1: which is much longer than the other encounters. But like

905
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:41,520
Speaker 1: he didn't have any of the injuries that would come

906
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:43,960
Speaker 1: from being that deep and like the whale coming to

907
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,319
Speaker 1: the surface with him, Like he should have had like

908
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:50,319
Speaker 1: a lot of embolisms and stuff. So so I don't know, man,

909
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:53,240
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, he's also just all over the place,

910
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:56,280
Speaker 1: like he's uh, he did a Reddit asked me anything,

911
00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:59,759
Speaker 1: like I was swallowed hole by a whale like already

912
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:03,040
Speaker 1: like from his hospital bed. All right, truth hounds, truth hounds,

913
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:05,200
Speaker 1: get to the bottom of this guy. Really swallowed by

914
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:07,600
Speaker 1: a whale. This is a soft pitch for you guys

915
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:10,960
Speaker 1: to look into this bullshit, but um, we'll be in

916
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,120
Speaker 1: touch just to talk to that. I'm sure had a

917
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:17,120
Speaker 1: conversation between you and this person would be hilarious, like okay,

918
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:20,480
Speaker 1: and then then what was that like for you? Oh

919
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:22,440
Speaker 1: yeah I was I was just swallow. Yeah, I was

920
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:25,759
Speaker 1: swallowed so bad, so bad, and it was just so fright.

921
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:28,239
Speaker 1: They tried to eat me. I saw the Washington Post

922
00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:29,880
Speaker 1: thing that I that came up and try to eat me.

923
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:32,600
Speaker 1: So and the Washington Post article like goes out of

924
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:36,080
Speaker 1: its way too, like tell you about every brush of

925
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:38,799
Speaker 1: death with death that this guy has had, like he

926
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:42,480
Speaker 1: was in a really bad plane accident and like a

927
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:46,400
Speaker 1: decade ago, which is you know, harrowing for sure, but

928
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:49,680
Speaker 1: it's just kind of a weird like detail to put

929
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:55,400
Speaker 1: into this very specific story and suggests like that you're hearing,

930
00:54:56,239 --> 00:55:00,640
Speaker 1: you know, a a big fish story where it's like, oh,

931
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:03,520
Speaker 1: this thing it came up and swallowed the boat hole

932
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:05,799
Speaker 1: and you just kind of have to take it with

933
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:10,680
Speaker 1: a grain of salt. Like there's also a commentary from

934
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:14,960
Speaker 1: people in the town. It happened off Cape Cod in

935
00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:18,239
Speaker 1: Provincetown and they're like, who is anyone else? We'd think

936
00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:22,560
Speaker 1: it was bullshit, but this guy he has crazy stories

937
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:26,799
Speaker 1: and is a very convincing and it's like he's a

938
00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:30,439
Speaker 1: good story teller or is it maybe just the most

939
00:55:30,440 --> 00:55:32,920
Speaker 1: full of ship guy in town. There's just like and

940
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,480
Speaker 1: no one's up Nick. No one realizes that he's just

941
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:37,880
Speaker 1: been lying the whole time. I had people like that,

942
00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:40,440
Speaker 1: I know growing up, Like if you wrote down all

943
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:42,560
Speaker 1: the ship that happened to them on paper, you're like,

944
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:46,560
Speaker 1: you're the most interesting person alive or the biggest lying

945
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:50,279
Speaker 1: sack of ship. He's the only no one else knows

946
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:56,480
Speaker 1: how to lie there? All right? Well, Kyle Anna, as

947
00:55:56,520 --> 00:56:00,280
Speaker 1: always such a pleasure having you, I guess not as always.

948
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:01,920
Speaker 1: This is the first time we've had both of people

949
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:06,160
Speaker 1: the time so far show, But as always amazing to

950
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:10,279
Speaker 1: be on a chat with you, guys, to share the

951
00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:13,600
Speaker 1: joy of our zoom meetings with the outside world. Where

952
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:18,040
Speaker 1: can people find you? Follow you here? You hear Truthhounds,

953
00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:21,440
Speaker 1: I mean on Truthhounds for truth Tounds, please listen to it.

954
00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:24,560
Speaker 1: We really do we think first of all, we think

955
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:28,800
Speaker 1: that it's really good. We do you think it's we

956
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:31,040
Speaker 1: think it's really good stuff. I think it's really good.

957
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:33,479
Speaker 1: It's really hard on it. We did work really hard

958
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:37,000
Speaker 1: on it, harder than a podcast. Well, so here should

959
00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:39,200
Speaker 1: be a way to describe it is at at one

960
00:56:39,239 --> 00:56:41,279
Speaker 1: point we were worried what if someone else does it?

961
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:44,200
Speaker 1: But we also realize that no one actually has this

962
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:48,280
Speaker 1: much time to do something like this. Nothing similar exists

963
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:52,600
Speaker 1: because no one would put this much time into something anything.

964
00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:57,400
Speaker 1: So hopefully argument is and if you we are we

965
00:56:57,480 --> 00:57:00,960
Speaker 1: are actively looking into investigation, and you can go to

966
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:05,799
Speaker 1: the Truth Hounds Instagram page. It's at True Towns on

967
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:09,879
Speaker 1: Instagram and then on Twitter it's at the Truth Towns. Yeah,

968
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:13,160
Speaker 1: we have this little tip. We have a tip line

969
00:57:13,239 --> 00:57:15,360
Speaker 1: up there. Just look for the story with the dog

970
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:19,200
Speaker 1: on it who's investigating. There's a number to call. One warning,

971
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:22,520
Speaker 1: a better tipline is that if you do something that's

972
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:26,320
Speaker 1: not juicy, not serious, I'm not safe for us, You're

973
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:28,680
Speaker 1: not safe. We will clown on you. We'll clown on

974
00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:32,000
Speaker 1: you so publicly. That's a warning. That's a warning right here,

975
00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:35,320
Speaker 1: right now. Don't try to, you know, do something cuckoo bananas.

976
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:39,720
Speaker 1: We will clown on your. Asks for people who are

977
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:41,560
Speaker 1: about to check out the show. They say, okay, this

978
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:43,680
Speaker 1: I want to hear more. Tell them a little bit

979
00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:45,840
Speaker 1: about the first episode that's out, what it's about, just

980
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:48,600
Speaker 1: so they can get an idea of what exactly these

981
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:52,440
Speaker 1: mysteries are, these cases, or these larger questions that you're

982
00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:55,760
Speaker 1: trying to answer. Well, the first one, I think is

983
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:58,520
Speaker 1: a great insight into how the rest of the show goes,

984
00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:01,280
Speaker 1: which is, Um, we come up with this question, which

985
00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:07,360
Speaker 1: is why are some people always late? Um? I think

986
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:11,120
Speaker 1: it's a question that I mean, we all have friends who,

987
00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:13,840
Speaker 1: you know, you expect them to come about five ten

988
00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:17,320
Speaker 1: minutes late, and it's just like, why why do I

989
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:20,920
Speaker 1: have to do gymnastics around your tardiness? Why do I

990
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:24,000
Speaker 1: have to carry you know, five bags? And you know

991
00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:27,240
Speaker 1: it's accommodate you. You're always going to be late, you know.

992
00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:30,240
Speaker 1: We look into what's up with that? What's up with

993
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:33,160
Speaker 1: what's up with that one guy who's always late? Yeah,

994
00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:37,840
Speaker 1: And we go out of our way, say to investigate that,

995
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:41,440
Speaker 1: to figure it out, analyze the many different kinds of

996
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:44,840
Speaker 1: late people to there's a variety, come to the right conclusions.

997
00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:50,439
Speaker 1: Exactly as funny as the show is, I also feel

998
00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:52,920
Speaker 1: like I will never look at late people and my

999
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:55,960
Speaker 1: own tardy behavior the same way again after listening to

1000
00:58:56,040 --> 00:58:58,800
Speaker 1: the episode, hopefully we brought a little bit of insight

1001
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:08,520
Speaker 1: into how your very selfish actions as others. So yeah,

1002
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:12,080
Speaker 1: so yeah, we kind of go. We basically go, well,

1003
00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:14,000
Speaker 1: do we do whatever it takes to get to the

1004
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,880
Speaker 1: bottom of these mysteries and so and sometimes the mysteries

1005
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,680
Speaker 1: or why does Kyle look really good in hat? You know?

1006
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:24,120
Speaker 1: So it's not all it's not all dangerous or dangerous

1007
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:27,400
Speaker 1: or scary, but I mean, we do have scarier episodes.

1008
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:29,240
Speaker 1: So we have an episode called why are People Mean?

1009
00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:31,720
Speaker 1: And we have to deal with mean people and that's yeah,

1010
00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:35,720
Speaker 1: we've all been there and that's scary as hell. But

1011
00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:38,800
Speaker 1: we obviously come out for the journeys you to ride

1012
00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:42,360
Speaker 1: along and just that you all really roll your sleeves

1013
00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:45,600
Speaker 1: up and get into the material. So um, even as

1014
00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:48,120
Speaker 1: mundane is it, that's like the genius of this show.

1015
00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:51,000
Speaker 1: And yeah, I'm still for people to listen to Thank you, Miles,

1016
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:53,640
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. We're so excited for you to

1017
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:56,200
Speaker 1: listen to you. We're so excited And where can where

1018
00:59:56,240 --> 00:59:59,560
Speaker 1: can people find you? Guys? Individually, when you're not hounding

1019
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:02,040
Speaker 1: the truth. When we're not hounding the truth. Hard to

1020
01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:04,720
Speaker 1: picture that because that's what all of our free time

1021
01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:07,440
Speaker 1: goes to. UM, when we're managing our own accounts. Um,

1022
01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:12,480
Speaker 1: I'm this is really important. I'm a cash money grandpa.

1023
01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:17,800
Speaker 1: And then I'm a touching Jesus on Twitter because I

1024
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:20,840
Speaker 1: didn't really think either of those platforms would take off.

1025
01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:24,760
Speaker 1: So that's where I'm at. And Uh, I'm really not

1026
01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:27,920
Speaker 1: big on Instagram, so I mean, I guess you could follow,

1027
01:00:28,040 --> 01:00:31,280
Speaker 1: but you really don't have to. Um, it's I'm at

1028
01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:34,960
Speaker 1: gile at Gile Mazono. And then you can also follow

1029
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:37,480
Speaker 1: my dog. I'm actually really active on that or my

1030
01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:43,600
Speaker 1: dog actually is UM and that is clam Dash, under Dash,

1031
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:49,280
Speaker 1: underscore she means underscore mazzono. So that's my my dog's

1032
01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:52,520
Speaker 1: Instagram And honestly he's he posts almost every day, so

1033
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:56,480
Speaker 1: if he wants something active with some crazy things about

1034
01:00:56,520 --> 01:01:00,760
Speaker 1: his life, I would check that out. Yeah. And is

1035
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:03,080
Speaker 1: there a tweet or some of the work of social

1036
01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:08,040
Speaker 1: media you've been enjoying? Oh, I mean the most recent

1037
01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:09,600
Speaker 1: thing that comes to mind as I saw the dog

1038
01:01:09,720 --> 01:01:14,439
Speaker 1: was hobby that one. Oh, that peakings like the champion dog.

1039
01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:18,000
Speaker 1: I don't like that. I don't like that. That's not

1040
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:21,320
Speaker 1: that's the dog who could do something bad and there's

1041
01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:24,840
Speaker 1: no there's nothing they could do for me to be like, No,

1042
01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:27,920
Speaker 1: absolutely not. That's not a tweet that I liked per

1043
01:01:27,960 --> 01:01:31,200
Speaker 1: se as tweet I can't stop thinking about. I guess

1044
01:01:31,880 --> 01:01:34,240
Speaker 1: it occupants. It lives in my head. Rent for you.

1045
01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:39,640
Speaker 1: So that's that's that. Wow, this is my first encounter. No,

1046
01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:45,080
Speaker 1: but it sounds like I like it. I don't. It

1047
01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:51,720
Speaker 1: looks like a like a Jim Henson creature with no face. Yeah. Yeah,

1048
01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:58,640
Speaker 1: it looks like ahole like it looks like wow, I'm sorry,

1049
01:01:58,720 --> 01:02:01,160
Speaker 1: but that's what Chewbacca is a whole one the Westminster

1050
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Speaker 1: Dog Show Mr the name of one the grand prize.

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Speaker 1: She thinks it's cute. I don't know. I don't really

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Speaker 1: look at Twitter, but I'll just shout out all the

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Speaker 1: tweets that people are putting out there, all right, no

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Speaker 1: offense to anyone you missed, you know, not no offends

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Speaker 1: anyone I missed. But you know right now, I keep

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Speaker 1: doing it, keep tweeting miles. Where can people find you

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Speaker 1: with the tweet You've been enjoying Twitter, Instagram, Miles of Gray.

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Speaker 1: Also the other thing on Twitch for twenty day fiance.

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Speaker 1: If you like d fiance, come check us out over

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Speaker 1: there which dot tv slash for twenty day Fiance a

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Speaker 1: tweet I like, I love this one because it's the

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Speaker 1: intersection of critical race theory and the crucible. Um at

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Speaker 1: Richter Scale tweeted I saw Goodie Proctor teaching critical race theory,

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Speaker 1: but it was like, Yep, there we go. A couple

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Speaker 1: of tweets I've been enjoying. Jenny Hogan tweeted how long

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Speaker 1: after a first date do you have to wait before

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Speaker 1: texting you hate me? Uh? And Sahannah Trevasan tweeted, my

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Speaker 1: last words will be I'm being weird, right, you hate me?

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Speaker 1: I wish i'd always like when that same idea is

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Speaker 1: out there in the zeitgeist. And then Dan Chamberlain tweeted,

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Speaker 1: the plural of barf is barbs like scarves. That always

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Speaker 1: makes me really happy. That's really uh. You can find

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Speaker 1: me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien. You can find

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Speaker 1: us on Twitter at Daily Zychgeist. Were at the Daily

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Speaker 1: Zeygeist on Instagram. We have a Facebook fan page on

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Speaker 1: a website Daily zeitgeist dot com where we post our

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Speaker 1: episodes on our foot note where we link off to

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Speaker 1: the information that we talked about in today's episode, as

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Speaker 1: well as a song we think you might enjoy. Miles.

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Speaker 1: What song should people be checking out today? Uh, there's

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Speaker 1: a track from Little Sims and Cleo Soul. Little Sims

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Speaker 1: one of my favorite mcs from the UK's also can

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Speaker 1: sing and she played bass and she's just a really

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Speaker 1: town that artists. This track is called Woman. Look it

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Speaker 1: will make your big toe shoot up in your boot.

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Speaker 1: Uh and also just nice with the lyrics. It's just

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Speaker 1: an overall great track and the instrumentation is great. So

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Speaker 1: this is Woman by Little Sims and Kio Soul. Alright,

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Speaker 1: go listen to that. The daily is that guy's the

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Speaker 1: production of by Heart Radio. For more podcast My Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: visit the i Heart Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever

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Speaker 1: you listen to your favorite shows. That is going to

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Speaker 1: do it for us this morning. We are back this

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Speaker 1: afternoon to tell you what's trending and we'll talk to

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