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Speaker 1: I'm about to read an actual headline from a legitimate

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Speaker 1: news website, and it might be the funniest and oddly

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Speaker 1: most interesting headline I've read in years. It's the double show.

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Speaker 1: And I repeat, this is a real headline. Okay, are

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Speaker 1: you ready? Yeah? So you ready? Okay, here we go.

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Speaker 1: This is the headline first preserved dinosaur butthole is perfect

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Speaker 1: and unique. Oh my god, it sounds made up, doesn't

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Speaker 1: it sound like a headline. It's also nice to see

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Speaker 1: that the dinosaurs on myself have something in common perfect well,

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Speaker 1: just just with a few Hemorrhods. We'll tell you about

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Speaker 1: the perfectly preserved dino hole in a second. But there

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Speaker 1: are a few other weird science stories that came out,

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Speaker 1: ranging from the dinosaurs balloon not to why you should

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Speaker 1: never leave a cat unattended around syringes. And we have

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Speaker 1: audio of what it sounds like on Mars. So I'll

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Speaker 1: leave it up to you, guys, which one do you

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Speaker 1: want to hear first? Mars is pretty cool? Okay, cool?

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Speaker 1: So NASA added a feature to its website that lets

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Speaker 1: you listen to what various things sound like on Mars. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's NASA's doing cool stuff with their website all the time.

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Speaker 1: So now you can actually hear the sounds of Mars.

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Speaker 1: And by the way, the atmosphere on Mars is only

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Speaker 1: one percent as dense as Earth's, so very thin atmosphere,

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Speaker 1: so I guess sound doesn't travel very well there. Wow. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: so I guess you have to be right next to

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Speaker 1: someone to talk to him. Oh wow, is weird. So

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Speaker 1: here's some clips from what it sounds like on the

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Speaker 1: planet Mars. Here's the first clip he's so excited to Actually,

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Speaker 1: I really do have the sounds right here. Here's the

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Speaker 1: sound of Mars. Is what they call this one? Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's not a joke. This is actually on the website. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Whoa just rumbling sounds like a one storm. Yeah it does.

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Speaker 1: Oh I love that. It sounds cool. Huh. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: quite dark, anomalous, it is. I think that's super cool.

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Speaker 1: It's weird that a dead planet would be arkonomics. Here's

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Speaker 1: the sound of wind on Mars. So they do actually

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Speaker 1: have the sound of wind too. So here's what wind

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Speaker 1: it sounds like onr What does that sound like before

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Speaker 1: that was just like the sound of Mars. Maybe it

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Speaker 1: rumbles like that all the time. Maybe it sounded like

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Speaker 1: wind to me, I have shivers. Yeah, Or it sounded

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Speaker 1: like the beginning of a dramatic movie trailer. Yeah, that does.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like a windstorm. It love that. So here's

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Speaker 1: the wind of Mars. It's a damn breeze on Mars. Yeah. Okay,

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Speaker 1: now I do have the actual were on marsk But

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Speaker 1: did you guys hear that? What? I'm gonna play it again?

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Speaker 1: Listen very closely. It's like there's a crazy well something

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Speaker 1: that happens. Hey, Jim, do you want to go down

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Speaker 1: in the cave and have a Mars beer. There's some

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Speaker 1: new Mars beers out there, like homebrew My Mars Homebrew. Ma. Wow,

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Speaker 1: how did we miss that the first time? I have

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Speaker 1: no idea. It's super loud that time. That was what

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Speaker 1: it sounds like on Mars. If you want to hear

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Speaker 1: other clips, you go to NASA's website. Okay, now, so

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Speaker 1: next story, you guys have to choose from cat drug

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Speaker 1: addicts or dinosaur bumbholes? Cats? Cats? What A choice? Study

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Speaker 1: in Japan found cat nip causes the same type of

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Speaker 1: response in cats as heroin does in humans. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I believe it. When my cat is on. Catnip is mental?

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Speaker 1: What's in it? Evan? What's in it? Apparently you gave

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Speaker 1: it to your cat. You're giving your cat stuff. You

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Speaker 1: don't even know what you're giving it. Well, but if

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Speaker 1: you can buy over the counter, I figure it's not

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Speaker 1: that bad. Hilarious, Yeah, I guess. Also, cat nip acts

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Speaker 1: as a mosquito repellent, So you're going camping, thanks for

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Speaker 1: cat nip with you that. Yeah. They think ancient cats

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Speaker 1: might have rubbed up against it to get the euphoric

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Speaker 1: effects of heroin, because cat nip is heroin and the

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Speaker 1: added bonus of keeping bugs away. So that's nice because

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Speaker 1: when you're high on cat nip, you don't have the energy.

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Speaker 1: Just wipe the box off. Well, I mean, mosquito's a

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Speaker 1: little pests. You don't know when they're on. Anyways, it's

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Speaker 1: so annoying. Do we know where cat nip comes from

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Speaker 1: on the streets or I don't know. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: On the street it looks like spice, right, it does spices. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's not Colombia. That's something else anyway. All right, And

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Speaker 1: the last story, real quick, the funniest headline that I've

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Speaker 1: seen in a long time. And this is the real

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Speaker 1: headline from the story. It says first preserved dinosaur butthole

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Speaker 1: is perfect and unique. Paleontologists says, yeah, apparently they found

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Speaker 1: a perfectly preserved no goal hole of a dinosaur and

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Speaker 1: they've been studying it because that's what scientists do. I

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Speaker 1: guess they found it. It was multi purpose if you

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Speaker 1: were wondering what that's horrid. They used it for going

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Speaker 1: number one, number two, breeding pinkie and laying eggs. Also

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Speaker 1: looking at the same fossils, they now think that male

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Speaker 1: dinosaurs junk might have been really long and bendy to

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Speaker 1: help them mate bendy. Yeah, so there you go. All right,

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Speaker 1: your phone prank is coming up at nine twenty, did

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Speaker 1: you will show